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uwa!

*hastily closes his ms paint*

LOL SHE FUCKING DIED

10/10

proc what??

whata

that was 3songs ago

Keep going, explain it.

This is a spolier.
As is yours.
This one is more acceptable.

If a song represented you, what would it be?
Post it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=uizvFK2KQ_o

but best!

am no teacher..

thas

nthing

youtube.com/watch?v=CTclYDFOxNo

soto if you're gonna spoiler do it in spoiler tags you fucking dumbo

10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

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those are nice milkbags

40 winning so far

i want to play with your milk faucets

...?

How can you not get that he likes your song the best?

Woop woop

Not even tipping over this time.

I forgot about the post. I'm doing things.

thats eh fun worrd

Is there a link to the livestream?

I dindu nuffin

youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

you know what else is a fun word

kiss

It's done alreadytho

nasatv-lh.akamaihd.net/i/NASA_101@319270/master.m3u8

Still, first successful sea platform landing :D

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jesus fuck

Ikt gets all excited over stupid shit

He's like a dog

HEY THATS MY SONG

:D

niy wheres the milk??

milk is in nipples

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I have milkk nipples??!

your nipples can't give milk

but it's okay

i love them anyway

thatssoo not fun..

*fap*

I am

cute

but seriously though if you play with your nipples enough they eventually swell up just a little and discharge some

if you want that

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Lewd.

ghost penis where?

Wish I could huggle you all to fucking kawaiiii squees, maybe then you'll realise that this isn't a game.
You flamboyant cool guys.

What?

Yes

finish on my face *

oh right they don't exist
inside joke

forty is htere gonna be tc??

how desos that work??

idk. it would be gross anyway.

better to just put yoghurt on you and lick it off.

>/////

Still fapping?

your eyes are gross

like little pig eyes

why

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I will never understand the whole facial thing

Kinda. Just browsing exhentai while lazily doing it

Good thing my coworkers aren't underage Irish guys and their opinions matter :^)

Cum on your face feels nice

if they're working where you work they probably aren't all that

t b h

oo thats gross

yogurt gross

I thought I heard someone relevant talking

Oh wait it's just Loco

like i'm the only one talking to you

do you really want to burn that friendship

shut your mouth

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fine be that way Babe

filtered

That's not the proper way!

9 minutes till press conference

:(

I made fun of loco's birthmark and he got mad at me lmao

dude why is LAPD so shit

literally when

Tokai is cute

+46771793336

call

Post umaru porn

2.50

Swede pls

rolling around a t the speed of sound

random swede hotline

puts you on the phone with a totally random swede

technology

as in, the swede is chosen at random

whether or not the personality of the swede is random or on topic and logical, is also random, vis-à-vis the random nature of swede selection

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Huehue

if they did it in Russia or China the words "save us" would become a linguistic trend exceeding yolo or fam tenfold

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Yolo fam vapenation

you can't spell smooth without moot

why am I here.

scoot, love you

bye

RIP CHRISTOPHER "DEAD" POOLE

Board feels empty when half the people aren't using images.

Soter, how ya doin?
When would be time for TC, ya think?

Image boards are best served with images, yes.

Ciao
Loves

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tfw no text boards anymore

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I'm quite guilty of not using images 70% of the time.
But it sucks when 70% of the board does it.

Sherman the butcher

Ciao
Loves

I'm sure they exist.

Ah.

I'm quite guilty of not using images 70% of the time.
But it sucks when 70% of the board does it.

No bully, ikt

There's no good ones for VIPPER's like me

=youtube.com/watch?v=yII9_hHtUbc

?

Afraid I don't know the term.

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I'm down for a TC with Soto et all..

I'm taking my first drink now. TC whenever.

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tinychat.com/NeetSquad

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It's a term we use on text boards.
your link in email is broken. ttyl

Seems it won't work.

Ah well.

See you.

tinychat.com/NeetSquad
tinychat.com/NeetSquad
tinychat.com/NeetSquad
tinychat.com/NeetSquad
tinychat.com/NeetSquad
tinychat.com/NeetSquad
tinychat.com/NeetSquad
tinychat.com/NeetSquad

Neat.

>tinychat.com/NeetSquad
i'll be on once i'm wasted enough to handle the autism

Deal.
Who dis?

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TP

Why'd you have to get you AND Ema banned?

Holla Forums pls no

hgdjgfjkdgk

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Ni ni

later beautiful

Fuckin' sweet.

a-am not! x///x

lol what how?

tp

I wanted to ?

Not for you to decide, hun.

why dude?

I DONT FUCK DUDES

Nor do I, so what?

calling someone sweet will get you trounced

I didn't, though.
I just said it was 'fuckin' sweet' that you were the one coming on TC soon.

how's it going in there

i almost yacked from chugging wine too fast

#bluespit

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It's rather calm. I've not eaten anything today(It's 1:26 AM) so the alchol hit me too hard, so I'm having Pizza.
It's just me, Tokai and Freeman, ATM.

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oh rad. few more beers and i should be ready

do you wear leather when you ride?

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Fuckin' sweet.

When it is cold. But since I ride in arizona, I usually wear mesh jackets.

shit i cannot wake up

stop that

umm..

gay?

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why doesn't it move like your other autistic gifs

It doesn't? No gifs move for me WHICH BOTHERS ME, so I never noticed.
ANd this is my favorite one, too...

Sorry, but a leather vest ain't gonna cut it. I got tats I want to protect.

i hope what i'm picturing for a mesh jacket is not what you're wearing

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how the fuck do no gifs move for you

Dunno man.
Fucking sucks. I have to open them manually.

Gifs are only allowed to be static in their country.

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DONT FUCK WITH ME FREEMAN

What are you picturing?

you know i google mesh jacket and it's not nearly as gay as i was picturing

i was picturing like something like this, but with sleeves

I love these

too cool

Oh god no.

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sorry bro i heard mesh and that's what i thought of

COME BACK

I wear a joe rocket jacket. Just black. Looks fine. Wear a full face helmet so those damn redlight cameras can't get me.

why is it so dead

why does tokai have such good english

I was about to say it's Friday night and the others might be out having fun with their friends.

Good thing I stopped myself before saying something foolish.

nah u rite
some of us do have friends
but I already chilled with mine

Mine are all busy. When they're free I'm working. When I'm free they're working.

Truly terrible.

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so based

a kkk bathrobe

you wonder how many of them even work

also come to the lame tinychat

it's kinda funnny

that's the opening scene of the big lebowski

All of them. I know from experience.

And na. That ain't my bag.

your face is the opening scene *snicker* is the opening scene of the biggabowsy.

i donno like a lot of intersections have fake cams

alrighty bro

You didn't have to go there.

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All of them are real here.

like half of them by me don't work and like certain communities got lawsuits for putting up cameras with stop signs

i did get a mean $100 tick last year though

i didn't even fight it though i just couldn't handle the traffic and blew across two lanes to take a right on red

Still pretty fucked. I hate the things.

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All the pp

soundcloud.com/whatsonot/jaguar-original-mix

yeah they should be illegal tbh

there's some communities that like the majourity of their money comes in from bullshit like that

and you don't even

lol i forgot to finish my thought

watah boell

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tp

need that

tinychat.com/NeetSquad

did we offend you

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2much wine

"Tokai looks like a little caterpillar in a cocoon...ready to pounce"

freeman?

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You are now our dutch pouncing caterpillar

hey there caterpillar

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*caterpillars*

how have I lived 20 years without witnessing this...beauty....

Heresy.

ehh live juice?

doesnt wanna stay down
feels spinning

Whtat are you up to today toki

its 3:15 at night sooo drinking and eh tc

here tp

Whats your popisson?

what even is this

an art project?

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Oh, well, sip water.

How are you today there fellow

yes he;;p

eehhh *plop*

HALLO*

Hey Grim ^^
Fyi Soto got caught on an hour-long drive, going back from a party with friends
I heard you talking about it

Are you lurking in the tc my nigga?

GOTTA GO FAST

turn down for WHAT

Fortune always looking cool

For like 30 seconds, 20 minutes ago :p

Tired.

get in the fucking tc

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Wish poster come on thread and post piss flaps please.

I have some bad news for you buddy

cock?

Worse news

cock will work too.

Nah nigga

huh?

feelsbadman

she's going to be gone for a bit.

why's that?

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tfw

she didn't say
but lots of QQs all around

I dunno what to make of all that.

sadness

aids

who wants to be my friend

im a trap from canada

I wish I had a cute boy under my desk

pick me pick me

fortune omg

that was pouncing caterpillar

EAT SHIT MANAKA

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Ooh, so eager~

Oh... Hey Manaka~

this is all I have
forgive me

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You have a lot of trap pics.

I was fooled man

like this one? :^)

holy fuck
mysides are nonexistant

im so horny

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Fortune that does not look healthy

Why Miku of all of things?

Fucking same

Gee

I survived the 90s and all I got was this social anxiety

Caterpillar finna pounce

wat do?

Jesus I haven't worked out in ages. My arms are killing me.

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Free weights or "exercise equipment"?

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do aid and code some wedbsites

Free weights.

hiiiiii

Gee what

Eat some McDonald's

Hi, cutie. How are you tonight?

not throwing up anymore thats good
hung out with my best friend all day
he let me pass out ofer there for a while
i got hella wine like 4 bottles hwo are you

This is a girl

EUROPE ARE YOU EVEN TRYING????

You got really drunk? I hope you are doing better. I don't want you being all sick and down. Not allowed.

I am alright. Just tired. Need to sleep soon, but won't.

she's a cutie
I'd plant a seed up in herb belly
is that your daughter

shes mine
fuck off jew

I do that like twice a week. 4 burgers.

He's mine
Fuck off, cunt.

Doesn't count if you throw them up

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adara Uchiha. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

grim ill give u my moms number so you can arrange a marriage with me and tokai

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dont throw up

Ain't anorexia.

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Quit taking copious laxatives just to not gain weight.

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manders i love you

I wouldn't mind gaining weight.

That's what it looks like

That's why I maximum overskeleton.
Holding breath and shit.

i'd gain you My weight ;);0))) lmao

Love you too, Bard. Now get better. Alright? Drink lots of water.

...wat

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congratulations user!

you've been granted the opportunity to put your dick in ONE POSTER

who is it?

You too :]
when are you sleeeping

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Should have been an hour ago, honestly.

Stop it, it's spooky scary. Also troubling for your health

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Already gone.

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RIP

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new thread

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