Amazon best-seller 'Reasons to Vote for Democrats' book is just empty pages
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Amazon best-seller 'Reasons to Vote for Democrats' book is just empty pages
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I find it hard to believe anyone would purchase a legitimately empty book. Imagine being that invested in party politics?
people buy empty books all the time, why not use it as notebook or for drawings?
Democrats should buy it as a protest and write special snowflake bullshit in the pages.
it's a joke
though I know those are verbotin here
That's not the same thing. Outside of really premium quality paper, custom sizing, or upscale binding material, blank notebooks for sketching or school are dirt cheap.
I don't think anyone should buy it. That's what I'm trying to say. It's the equivalent of a pet rock run through a "Tragedy and Hope" filter.
Obviously. Partly on the people who buy it, I'm sure.
That's some funny shit. Too bad CIA kikes get a cut of Amazon sales.
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How much is the ebook version?
What the author doesn't want to admit is that he wrote an exhaustive book full of reasoning but Hillary acid-washed it after it was sent to the publisher
Likewise, it's a joke now, but this is the future of socialist-marxist literature, the definition of nihilism. They will unironically read books with fancy covers of social signalling while containing absolutely nothing on the inside, both to just wave that book cover around as 'look how intellectual I am!' and to go along with some crazy 'this book is unique because the blank paper represents my own deep reasoning, it's secret/invisible for evil white males like you!'.
It's a joke that you share with friends. Leave the book on your coffee table for unsuspecting visitors.
People pay more for knickknacks around their house. It's a coffee table decorator. Good for some laughs when someone picks it up and opens it.
Thanks for the sales pitch.
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We know, man, we know. You're a hoot.
best sketch book ever
wow how small is ur dick bro? quit complaneing bro. small ass dick
Every Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck ect. book is like that now. Endless yammering bullshit that you can carry around to virtue signal, read so you can hug yourself and parrot to other left/right retards. People paying money for this shit just further convinces me that wide spread death and famine cannot come soon enough or kill enough.
imagine how small ur dick is compared to mine bro
Fuhrer dubs confirm… no fun user's have small baby dicks
Somebody should publish a book like that called "Proof the Holocaust Happened".
Good point, but at least their books consist of a fair volume of text, right? My argument is that their books would have only completely blank pages instead, going a step further.
Just look how defensive they're getting in this thread when they don't get the same circle jerk of adulation they've come to expect from the rest of the internet circuit they run these articles through.
If it was available in hardback I'd back a copy just to hollow it out for a handgun.
They could just as well and save the ink, I'm sure the dumb fucks would buy it anyway.
Ok, so what? You can't make people unbuy something and I guarantee you that nobody here will buy it. So, why are you advertising it, Schlomo?
Yep. Just a fancy (hard)cover with a photoshopped face of Trump and the text 'this big meanie Trump is stoopid!' and a bit of text on the back so they can keep flashing and pushing it into people's faces.
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It's as if you want us all to know you're a complete faggot.
Hiding guns around the house is a terrible idea. You could come home to a nigger with your gun or even worse a child could find the goddamn thing. Wear your gun in a holster all the time so you are always in control of it. I hate to be a safety nigger but mother fucker some people don't think at all.
buying pic related when i can find a cheap used copy.
like a nigger is going open a fucking book lol
If your child doesn't already respect it and leave it alone, you've failed.
A nigger isn't going to look at your bookshelf.
why the assumption that a nigger would break into someone's home? they dindu nuffin you fucking racists. they is getting they lifes togetha. they aint committin no crimes they good boys
Hey ho!
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Think gag gifts.
You are a bad parent.
Would make a great gift tho.
Or people could just train their kids in the proper respect and handling of firearms.
Kids are fascinated by things that are taboo. Making guns a mysterious taboo thing just makes kids want to fuck with them more.
-t. began marksmanship training at the age of 4
see
HE'S GOT A POINT
I remember my car getting broke into one time back in 2002. They stole my Marvel vs Capcom game, my cd player, but didn't touch my college books.
They even took all my coin change out of the center console (like maybe $3 in assorted coins-mostly pennies)
Use a Bible
How are niggers so dumb, you could sell those college books and make a pretty good chunk of money
Any of us could've done this. It's so easy to make money like this, you all need to. You could pull some cash for us.
They don't assign value to knowledge.
I'm mad I didn't think of this myself.
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oh mien gott I despise that woman
So it's a joke, but if it reached top #4 I'm suspecting a lot of liberals did buy it. God bless this man.
Nigger don't you have better dubs pics?
You know how children love to read the Bible…
MY SIDES
It's weird, it perfectly fits with Leftist gravitation towards subjectivity.
seconded
Obligatory stereotypical badger
Some nigger took my 3rd generation ipod (broken screen and a bad wire connection) but left my ti-84 calc. Surprise surprise a nigger doesn't know what to do with a calc even when stealing.
(checked)
Reminds me about those stories about feminists buying books and "correcting" them by crossing shit out and writing foot notes.
ti84 fags can't even compete with ti 89 calcfus
wew
>literally being this autistic
No one fucking cares about people mistaking a rooster for a hen or vice-versa.
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You mean it literally wasn't written by a Republican as a joke?
Criminally underrated.
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Who got it?
Nice.
>>>/trs/
>>>/thedonald/
>>>/cuckshed/
You're the newfag for not knowing where that joke came from.
Kinda funny, really.
It came from the mouth of a nigger. Kill yourself, niggerfaggot.
I linked it because it has a timecode to the joke, dipshit. Timecodes don't work with embeds.
Dial it down a notch, goon. You're trying too hard to fit in.
Whut?
I'm a little salty I didn't think of it first tbh.
The only surprisingly thing for me is that the guy trying to charge you $10 for nothing doesn't seem to be a jew
this guy
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Criminally underrated and capped. First thing that popped into my brain was an image of Tyrone in tight black Hollywood burglar outfit, standing in the living room casually pulling books off the shelf and flipping through them. AS FUCKING IF
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I'm Ben Shapiro and I'm Jewish.
OP, you faggot! Haven't you ever heard of spoilers?
this needs a spanish translation ASAP, to redpill the dumb spics
2+6+6=14
HA!
No trespasser is gonna search books for a gun
It's a joke book, user.
There's one out there called 50,000 Shades of Grey, and I remember correctly it's either the phrase "shades of grey" repeated 50,000 times or 50,000 different shades of the colour grey.
Now that's what I call trolling. Truly inspiring. Creating funnies and taking libshits money… doesn't get any better than that.
Fuck everything
Checkmate rich kid.
Actually, last time I picked up just a basic notebook it was 15 bucks for about the same number of pages. Mind you, it was a nice one, but the novelty of carrying that around full of blank pages is probably worth the Jefferson.
Another joke book I saw had the title of "Everything men know about women" and it also had just empty pages.
Same here… It's one of those ideas that's so stupid that it is genius. I would have assumed someone else did it and not really put much effort into getting it actually published.