PRESS BRIEFING #19 WITH SEAN "YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT" SPICER

twitter.com/PressSec/status/839655497015885824

There it is nigger. 16 fucking hours ago.

No thanks.

DA fanart is truly next level

You made me search for spice on DA. I regret everything.

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It gets worse.

Post your nudes of Tanya the Evil

that is fucking spooky, what are those things?

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This is the description:

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air
You better watch out
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dream.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo,m he hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.

Ladies and gentlemen. I bring you my follow up to Pigs (Three Different Ones). Just like it's predecessor, this one is based on "Sheep", another song from the "Animals" album by Pink Floyd. And this involves around the other members of The #AlternateFacts tribe of the Trump Administration: Sean Spicer, Jeff Sessions & Kellyanne Conway. Note: Political Satire

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It begins

2deep4me

WE ONLINE

WE'RE LIVE

キターー（゜∀゜）－－！

THANK YOU CNN

COMMUNITY BANKS

SMALL BANKS
obligatory thread

Watch the video

Pretty low energy thread.

QUESTION TIME

it was last minute sorry user.

We're still listening

HERE COMES THE FAGGY QUESTIONS

Without CNN being rude twats its pretty tame stuff.

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Holy shit do you need a hazmat suit just to be in the middle east?

Pretty much

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send her to the back ffs

You tend to tan when you're in the sun. I've got a hank hill tier tan from being out all summer.

This cuck again

wew breaking news.

LOOK AT THE MANLET

Checked!

CUCKLET

The joke is that his nose has hooked and hair has become a jewfro in the desert sands. Don't forget to heil faggot

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cotton needs to go back to the fields

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Oh shit nigga, I wasn't even looking at that. I've been spending my trapped innawinterwoodlands time drinking away.

Checked.

Had exactly the same thought. It's almost creepy how that was the first thing he talked about… just one day after that thread was posted.

I see a man who doesn't really care about what he is talking about, but about something very distant from the thing he is talking about. He is worried more about DNC attacks.

does he have that bracelet on today?

It came suddenly. I expected the briefing to start at the usual 1:30 EST time.

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Another day, more of the exact same obamacare and MUH RUSSIANS questions.

IF IT LANDS ON HIS DESK WILL HE SIGN IT?! damn nigger do i look like the president?

Was that where the foreign agent question was about?

Its like they dont even listen to the briefing or have the intelligence to respond to it.

Boy they can't get enough of this health care.

why doesn't any one ask how Sean is doing? he looks sad today

Yes. Everyone who's in the same room as a Russian official is turned into a sleeper agent for Putin.

i know so boring

Yes, there is a pill for that…

MAYBE THERE'S A PILL FOR THAT
SPICER CONFIRMED REDPILLED

He sounds bored too. I wonder why? Not very spicy today. Very busy with CIA Nigger stuff?

Jesus, it that the state of affairs right now?

MAYBE THERES A PILL FOR THAT

GIIIIIIIIIZZZZZYYYY

Its so weird. Trump has no links to Russia because he isnt a career politician.

If they picked any other politician at random they would find much more dirt with much less effort.

Like that Pedesta guy from the democrats brother accepted hundreds of thousands to lobby for a Russian bank.

Im a faggot for using leddit spacing.

HOLY FUCK TALK FASTER

Jesus, so much trash in the briefings now

Have to mute this fat fuck.

because these topics have been super boring.

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He seems a bit relaxed and laid back today

God agrees. Just remember that we are actual adults discussing topics, no need to aim down here bucko.

i wonder if Holla Forums watches these briefings

Of course not, to those faggots anything that doesn't suck jew cock is invisible to them.

I don't think so. They are not interested in current events. Most of them live in the past.

END DACA

BORING

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OH VEY WHY WON'T HE GIVE UP HIS TOWER FOR FREE

Are these people retarded?

I wonder why spicer doesn't plant a Fox News cutie the way the commies plant questions. I'm sick of these constant faggot ass questions, so many of them are repeats to the point that past the first minute he just ends up reiterating constantly

what are they afraid of? that illegal trash will hate him and riot? they already do, Deport them all and build that wall.

Just to be clarify, that was me criticising myself for spacing my post like a faggot.

I really dont know if that counts as punching down?

AND HERE COMES THE NIGGER

Waiting for the wall to start being built maybe?

At least Trumps very presence in office is killing them, let alone the plans that he's pushing through.

Formatting complaints are more of a shill diversion tactic so just don't worry about it.

On topic: SHEBOON AGAIN

GIMME MUH VOTER REPARATIONS CRACKA

King Nigger promised to publicly reenter politics if the Trump Admin ended DACA and started deporting children, instead of just supporting from the shadows like he's already doing.

Spice em

==SHUT HER DOWN== he was done talking to you, you nig

Why do you think reddit spacing is a thing? Its because that's the way you have to talk to retards: Step by step for the women, muds and niggers. Most of the people here are either european, or agree with with the ideals of a constitutional republic, so there's no need to spoon feed individual questions or ideas. We're smart enough to seperate different ideas within a paragraph. Its why you should never even bother going to reddit.

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Why does no one ever defend historically white colleges?

It's almost like none of these people have ever had to do any real reporting in their lives.

VOTER SUPPRESSION IS REAL!
JUST LIKE HOLOCAUST

there is no need for wait, end it and let them riot, round them up and kick them out.

all the more reason to ending it and bring that King nigger into the light or jail.

Welcome to 1960, these sycophants get their talking points straight from kikes. None of these questions are compelling or even necessary. Why do you think hollywood and media in general is fucked these days?

more pajeet?

We need Holla Forums journalists there.

what would you ask spicey if you were there anons?

New recruits maybe? A lot of people got fired.

Private news reporters aren't allowed into this, are they?

ducking and dodging the wikileaks questions
come on spice man

Oh shit could they nail Wikileaks for possessing and distributing classified material?

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Shawn why is your waifu a slut and how does the President feel about you taste in 2D women?

Wikileaks works with the companies to fix the holes, not let them hack with it, damn uninformed reporters.
Those tools are out there already.

he choked a bit on the wikileaks question, not sure if he is out of his league and just doesnt know much/doesnt have an opinion, or there is something deeper still

Smells like a kike.

WE'RE NOT AWARE YOU DUMB BITCH

This dense bitch

We reallyneed to organize. /biz/ is starting joint financial operations as we speak, we will eventually will need to start a Holla Forums news network, even if its just a mudracking blog a la the ralph retort. The problem is hosting for that. I would love to start a PAC or even start our own hyper right political party. Holla Forums already serves as the think tank for these activities.

By that same logic they could nail google for the indexing that information on their search engine.

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Jesus christ it's their job to know what questions will yield answers and which questions he will be able to answer. These people are acting like Sean has gods eyes.

What a bunch of fucking retards.

HANS - GET THE GAS

Nigger btfo on Co2

do we still need the wall?!
yes you dumb bitch

Not if they aren't aware of it and remove it when asked (demanded). Isn't it the same thing with child porn? If you don't comply with the takedown request you're in deep trouble.

Why my waifu decided to burn charcoal on my stove and put my daki in the closet.

NO PLANS ON CLOSING GUANTANAMO

smug pajet

KIKES STEALING PAJEETS QUESTIONS

HELLO VALUE CUSTOMER HOWW MAY I BE HELPING YOU TODAY?

The fuck is this guy doing

Still hard to understand tho.

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Recording his finger, apparently.

at least he understands the pajeet unlike the gook

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW THE FUCK ARE THOSE IDIOTS CHOOSE FOR THIS JOB, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE ASKING
AMERICANS SHOULD STAND UP FOR THE JEWS AND THE FALSE FLAG "ATTACKS" THEY ARE SUFFERING
FUCK OFF SEAN

REVERSE CLAIM
Goes to the poster below me

Trips confirm. I don't know why he keeps bringing up magicians tho.

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These same fucks wouldn't speak a single word about the several thousand fucking tanks we sent to Russias borders.

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AUTHORISSSSSSSATION OF WAR

More rallies?

What's up with this cuck?

ONE QUESTION FRIDAY

ONE QUESTION FRIDAY
Oh boy can't wait.

what are you using to make these user?

hey rabbi

ALSO BRIEFING FOR TOMORROW CONFIRMED

No shit, those reporters are like children.

Not to forget, there is a really good shtf general prep thread on /k/, you guys should check it out too.

Print Screen and any image editor to crop, probably.

nigger are you serious he is creating MP4s

Shit, disregard. I suck cocks.

ok, i was like damn user get it together

My guess is any webcam software like ManyCam that lets you record areas of your screen.

OBS+kdenlive is the best way to make webms on linux.

Also just got banned from /leftpyol/ for saying their healthcare would be shit in our century, freespeech is not their thing i suppose, god dammit: >>>Holla Forums1456707

Bowling and pizza party tonight at the White House. I wonder what addition to the White House Trump will add?

FUCK

was wondering when you would notice that

big surprise

So when are we going to badger the reporters to ask or ask Spicer himself what his opinion on the best /m/echa is?

v-clip

Which 2hu would he fuck
Rei or Asuka
What are his top 10 animes

bahraniapps.com/vclip/

thank you based user

There's a shill on Zerohedge saying that 250 marines is the USA emptying all their forces into MENA. The kikes are super butthurt about this deployment.
Shill account name is "CPL"
zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-09/us-sends-hundreds-marines-20-miles-isis-capital#comment-9157941
zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-09/us-sends-hundreds-marines-20-miles-isis-capital#comment-9157986
Shills are going full retard over this.

Spicer's answers on Wikileaks and DACA fucking SUCKED.

cbs & their reporters are reality-impaired

The thus far apparent response on the WL and CIA is really fucking disappointing overall. I hope it's political bullshit and action contradicts what's being said here. Fuck this 'le national security' line when our nation doesn't even exist because the CIA has subverted it completely.

I'm not usually one for the rice tbh, but that one made me smile with her antics.

Fuck. First one of 19 I've missed.
THIS IS WHY I NEED A THREAD 6 HOURS AHEAD OF TIME

Sean "Kike Dicer" Spicer

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30 MINUTE WARNING