Yo goys, get a load of THIS.
Euro Fucking Truck Simulator 2.0
Can't wait to play this shit tonight.
I know, I know, I also thought this game was extremely retarded, like, who the fuck wants to drive for hours in a giant fucking truck, why get a whole game for that? Why not just play GTA V and steal a truck and drive it to your heart's content? I thought this game was for fat 40 year old virgins with an advanced state of autism who get off of the thought of driving big trucks. I thought this game was for the same kinds of retards that sit all day fapping to pictures of trains.
No.
Today I saw a "trailer" for it and I slowly began to realize and accept what a beautiful and fun game this is: you drive for hours on a road, listening to peaceful music, experiencing rural and urban Europe (hence EURO Truck) through over a hundred major European cities, you get to appreciate the European rural scenery along the way as well as the beautiful architecture of the European cities themselves and see what they are like and you do this all in a big fucking truck.
At the moment I don't know any game as patriotic and as peacefully therapeutic as this.
Never since I became a Christian or since I discovered that heavy metal is in fact cool and not at all evil or stupid have I experienced such an epiphany like I have today about this beautiful little game called Euro Truck Simulator 2, this is basically exactly what I always wanted to do on day IRL which is to get a car, get a gf and fucking drive through Europe on a long ass road trip. Today I discovered that I can actually do this, in a game and minus the gf part. There are truck stop hookers right?
Soooooooooo, is it really as cool as I think it would be? I didn't actually play this game yet but man am I fucking hyped.