==PRESS BRIEFING #18 WITH SEAN "SLICE 'EM AND DICE 'EM LIKE ISIS" SPICER

==PRESS BRIEFING #18 WITH SEAN "SLICE 'EM AND DICE 'EM LIKE ISIS" SPICER

Starts at 1:30PM EST, so get your smug anime girl folders ready.

whitehouse.gov/live/press-briefing-press-secretary-sean-spicer-13

i don't know how to find the youtube stream. someone please add in comments

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=GAkvB5rqZNk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I fugged that up.
Can someone confirm this is happening? I found the announcement via www.whitehouse.gov/live

here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=GAkvB5rqZNk

Might want to make a new thread and delete this one

thanks user
would if i could

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fuck it lets just keep this one.

i'll do 5 pull-ups every time a reporter asks a question with the words "concern" or "feel".

Are you trying to commit sudoku via exercise, user?

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Hope you're a fucking /fit/izen user.

He will be after he's done if he isn't already.

it's hard to shoop on the fly

bretty good user

I knew I should have made it this morning before going to the gym.

Thread was made at a decent time today. Hardly enough time to anime shitpost though.Currently rewatching GitS. How about you, user?

I wish you had. (first OP pls no bully) I didn't want to but there wasn't one an hour beforehand.


Just enjoying a reason to procrastinate here.

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It's ok user I won't bully.

Just keeping up with the current season

This shit's adorable as fuck, I don't give a shit.

Pretty good wish it had more bass. Also why do so few animes have 5.1 surround sound?
Starting Sora No Woto.

I hope Sean "Low T" Spicer works on his physique and loses the NEET boobs.

Preemptive SHUT UP APRIL

He probably bought the extra large suit anticipating his huge gains.

finished tatami galaxy, also keeping up with some of the current season.

Gas yourself facebook/instagram trash

sage

spoiler that shit

Found the DYEL manlet.

shhhhhhhhhh

Do
You
Enjoy
Loli?

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Did
Your
Energy
Level's rise?

lolis are for protecting

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All of that samefagging isn't going to make you less of a low test manlet.

I wonder if I will get to add some more to my collection today.

Stuck working. At least I have some nice tunes to listen to.

Kara no Kyoukai has the best OST.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

ame ame ame, ame ame ame.

but massah spicah sir, what about MUH GIBS?!

This world needs moar school shootings

GET ON IT

CIA, go away!

No gibs for you nigger

Verboten

add these if you want

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SHEEEEIIIIT, I BE BACK TOMORROW DEN!

NICE TRY BIG GUY

where y'all watching this anons? i'm at work on a dead day.. .well pushing thing till later to watch this but at work

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I've been tempted to trawl through the replays for what I missed while shitposting.

WE LIVE

WE ONLINE

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WE'RE LIVE, BABY

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Kita kita

ALL RISE

pretty on time today hope hes not to busy to shit post with us. i saw no waifu post today

Damn that was quick, he's here.

He's here

キターー(゜∀゜)--!

He sounds so bored talking about women.

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WOMYN
Can't wait for all this pandering to die

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Women ruined the month I was born in

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They can only ruin it if you let them, user.

WHAT IS KEK TRYING TO TELL US

DINNER AND A CUCKING FOR CRUZ

LETS WIN THIS LOTTERY

IRISH PRIDE

WHO'S GOING TO THE EASTER EGG ROLL?

THE GUARDIAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

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TYPICAL BAIT QUESTION
How does x feel are bullshit questions

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Jesus, that voice. REEEEEEEEE

pretty hot tbh

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KILL THE H1B

Revamping the visa program was a good question though.

MUH IRAN

When are they going to learn immigration is for whites and honorary aryans only?

Well, women should be seen, not heard.

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LMAO LIKE WOMEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE WOULD STRIKE ON THIS BULLSHIT

WOMYN
WOMYN

user, she looks like a gook, not a nip. Anyways, don't be degenerate.

What kind of dumb cunt would get a job at the fucking White House and then skip a day of work under a boss who's most famous words are "You're fired?"

Literally the most cucked bait question and the most cucked reporter gets a good response from Sean.

how many "women's marches" are these cunts going to have?

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Joke's on you, she's a nip.
You calling Hitler degenerate boy?

What's with Spicer's gay beaded bracelet?

Who's ready for the news stories about womyn losing their jobs over this bullshit, just like how there were immigrants who lost their job over A Day Without Immigrants?

get

BE NICE TO THE SPICE DONT INTERRUPT

He reminds me of Wojak somehow

Two cultures working together =/= mixing

What with nips and sweater?
First was the boob window one, now this one.

Exactly so what's your point retard?

Low test

Hitler didn't encourage nips to immigrate to western countries, yellow fever fag.

Are you saying Hitler was a race mixer? Or that he was simply Japanese? Honorary=/=Genetics

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SPICY

AT THE MOMENT…

this fucking guy

Cuckservatives are nothing but controlled OP. They don't don't want any bill to pass which is the point.

dumbfuck

SYMPATHY
EMPATHY
PREPARE FOR THE SPICE

That sweater is the second hottest thing Japan has given us.

The first is still the boob window sweater.

THE SPICE HAS BEEN SUMMONED

I'M NOT FINE YOU FUCKING KIKE

CLAIMED

YOUR QUESTION THATS PART OF THE ISSUE

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GASSED

GET SPICED

ALSO CLAMIED

This one's called the "virgin killer" and I think they have teams sitting at the side trying to figure out how to make one of the most modest pieces of clothing as lewd as possible.


My nigga, boob window > virgin killer.

CHOKE ON THE SPICE
HOWEVER IM GOING TO IGNORE YOUR ARGUMENT

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I can hear how fat this kike is through audio alone.

WHAT IS THIS??

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Sean shut him the fuck up.

SPICED

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Ok, they also came up with that cat lingerie right?

Spicer totally blowing this kike the fuck out

WIKILEAKS TIME

Yes.

It's a fag bracelet, another result of his low test jackassery

WIKILEAKS
DONT DODGE IT SPICE

Dear G*d, though, it's absolutely okay in my book.

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Yes.

checked
trip dubs confirm low T. (he's also balding in the back)
ps don't search "triple double" on bing with safe search off

ALLEGED
PEOPLE SHOULD BE ANGRY AT THE LEAK
NOT THE CONTENT
what a joke

THERE IS A DOUBLE STANDARD HERE
well played

Noice

NOT THIS BITCH AGAIN

THAT DAY TWO SMILE

SEAN ALWAYS AGGRESSIVELY SPICING THE PRESS

Kikes

Nigs

Who the fuck is this cow?

JAM IT DOWN THEIR THROATS

FUCK THEM UP SPICER

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for shame

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Do we really need any more confirmation Trump is about to shatter the CIA?

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PODESTA BTFO

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Bless those nips, they are truly honorary aryan. Still can't into their women tho, aryan women will forever be supirior, look wise at least.

I missed the Spicer, he blows every kike reporter piece of shit the fuck out


pics related

did she die?

I completely agree. The japanese girl I know though is an absolute qt, and is damn too polite for her own good.

Gassed

Podesta is going to be known as the biggest fuckup, this is great.

Nice catch

SPICED TO DEATH

Niggy niggy what a piggy.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AGAIN YOU BITCH

Fuck off nigger. You asked your two questions.

I would be in favor of funding $100 dollars of U.S. tax monies to promote Pajeet's compatriots to poo in the loo.

APRIL WILL NEVER RECOVER.

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BTFO

OOGA BOOGA BUT THE SCORE

I think she is dead… ==SPICED==

HAHA NIGGERS CAN'T READ HEALTH CARE BILLS

April is so racist. Every question is black.

Holy shit the ape is getting BTFO.

CBO BTFO

CBO BTFO

reaching deep, what a phrase!

?

SPEAK UP BITCH

GAAAAAAAAAAY

genuinely amused

THE WALL

What's CBO?

Don't you know goy, congressional black niggers wrote the constitution?

Fuk of fureigner

Pottery

SHEEEEIT, betta luck tomorrow I's hope….

GAS THE FEDERAL RESERVE
MONEY WAR NOW

Since he has two children, the chance is one of them made it.

Congressional Budget Office

put the jew in the back where he belongs ALL THE WAY back

Nyaamazing!!

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who is this Sibel Edmonds-looking demon?

Noticed that, too.

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What's my message to the people who profited from obamacare? Fuck them with a knife! t. spicer

No, they belong in a waste to energy plant.


If you don't count the foreigners than it's probably 70% kikes.

SPECIAL INTERESTS CALLED THE FUCK OUT

Fuck AARP.

Maybe she shot up before class.

Japanese cats don't meow :[

ACA BTFO

dubs.
maybe shes just hung over and letting that good
spice carry her through it

JAM IT

but, but but Sean, are ICE Road Truckers covered???

J-J-JAMMED IT THROUGH
By the end of this you could probably get a sick remix going.

I'm at work and can't watch it, anybody got a tl;dr of spicedaddy's rampage for today?

DUDE

(((DOCTORS)))

(((WASHINGTON DC BASED ASSOCIATIONS)))
very clever

Holy fuck they got nothing left

(((Doctors Association))

Absolutely pathetic. Any normalfags watching this have got to notice this mindless ObongoCare shilling.

the sheer unchecked brutality

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the fuck is that bracelet? he going to a EDM show after this?

shit, I'm late did they cover wikileaks?

Press brought it up, and Sean danced around the question and didn't actually give much of an answer. This tells me Trump's planning to counter it and doesn't want anyone to know.

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Spicer can wear what he wants, no bully.

kimochi warui

it looks like one of those bracelets made of candy. Sold on fairs the the like.

user when you project things onto people it only turns them into a mirror.

Refugees in gitmo???

Hidoi!

thanks, not sure what I expected.

Your the retard for not understanding a simple point.

TIRED OF CUCKCHAN CANCER AND IMKAMPFY'S STALINIST BANS?
come to >>>/polk/. Spicer thread is live!

It's not exactly disappointing.

MUH SCORING

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Listening to the questions the 'journalists' are asking, it seems to me that there's an aweful lot of sliding going on.

I really liked hearing that one guy twist the narrative around, explaining how wikileaks had 'stolen' the CIA's hacking 'tools' and was potentially using to hack other databases. There's a spin that i think has got legs.

The DOTR can't come soon enough. I want to personally (*) certain lying people. Keep up the spin, MSM, and maybe I will get that chance.

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You find Asian women sexy because you know your only likeable trait is something you're not responsible for: Your race. Stop chasing slanty eyed women, wigger.

It's disappointing considering Trump's twitter bantz, but not unexpected.

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Jesus christ. All those people you just feel like beating up.

THANK YOU, SEAN
This press pool is shit. At what point do they clear everybody out and let some new actual journalists ask questions that aren't redundant?

Must be a gook.


The only reason I'm not disappointed is because Trump's already shown the only thing he's not transparent about is military action. CIA is about to get absolutely fucked.

Friend or foe of Pajeet?

how spicey are we today?

It's a better OP though. I hate that it dilutes the conversation.

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turn on the gas

Point being people here push Hitler being fine with japan and alluding he meant to go and fuck them which is why that post about nation's working together isn't the same as race mixing was made, but I guess that's too hard to understand for yellow fever fags.

He just keeps BTFO'ing ObongoCare

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Would someone deport this pile of blubber back to the arctic circle

I fucking hate how slow this fat kike talks.

What world do you live on?

NO

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Needs more head pats

NO.

Answer:
We don't give a shit

Confirmed gook redditor.

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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BTFO

Do you just use words you don't understand to try to sound smart?

Would crap in the street next to Pajeet but wouldn't hesitate to slice him up.

i love how spice treats them like children.

Oh trust me someone isn't understanding basic english vocabulary, but it's not me.

Pretty long episode today

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>>>/britpol/

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Because that's how they act.

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Yup hehehe

The gook is breaking down.

They're all mature professional adults.

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They can't even keep up with the shoah that's inbound.

I enjoy every moment the Lugenpreeses has shat it's pants latly, and will continue to enjoy their downfall.

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I bet you're one of those Scottish subhumans too

Is this bitch a kike or what? need to know for reasons

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It's time to stop now gook.

Interesting.

CIA COMPROMISED?
The first intelligent question by this cunt

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I dont understand

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REVERSED CLAIMED
Goes to poster below me

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northa kordean porisees

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CRAIMED

fucking white knight

WOMYN
WOMYN
WOMYN
WOMYN
WOMYN
WOMYN
WOMYN
WOMYN

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The whole room has to put their heads together to figure out what this gook is saying.

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birff control for wymyn

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Double standard… Left vs. Right, corrupt vs. sterling, idiotically emotionally reactive vs grounded intelligent common sense.

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cointel operation confirmed

Does he have kids? Maybe from them.

Did anyone bring up the Obama wire tap thing yet?

thats what i was thinking after a bit

wew big surprise.

FAKE NARRATIVE

F A K E N A R R A T I V E

R E C Y C L E D

If I lived in Britain I think I would've lost hope and sanity by now too. We have to find it in our hearts to forgive anglos for being fucking retarded.

Margaret

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ROOM EXPLODES INTO YELL
One at a time…
like fucking children

Holy shit, he triggered the fake news HARD.

ONE AT A TIME YOU FUCKING CHILDREN

ONE AT A TIME KIDS

This doesn't mean I'll forgive you for being a gook.

Is Spicer wearing a rainbow bracelet? WTF was that?

Ugh two days in a row this bitch brings this up.

Shut up his kids made it.

That busy ditch isn't hearing anything Spicer says. She just asks her leading question repeatedly, without even changing it.

Jeses, theses peoples ares just so idiotes.

The Trump administration is a friend of the LGBTQ community and their fight against radial Islam.

These niggers still don't understand.

but call them fake news and you will be astonished at how they recoil

This is a man of incredible patience

Hivemind, kek

Part of me wonders if he enjoys it, standing up there and knowing he's the superior one in the room.

He's learning well on how to deal with Jews.

Sean has so much energy, what a great presser.

kek

did you think that was clever DAVE?

They're getting desperate

CELL PHONE
Children confirmed

I guess he is doing it mainly because of the people who watch. Not only does he BTFO the media, he also calmly explains shit to the audience while he is at it, not to the rotten (((journalists)))

1st time she asks a question!

Jesus Christ Spicer is a God damned candy raver.
Untz Untz Untz Untz

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Maybe, he also treats them like children for this reason too, besides the fact that that is the best way to handle them.

Goddamit S3RL!

Muh Dreamers
HAH

MUH DREAMERS

The media confirmed as dumb as your average movie theater audience.

DEPORT ALL SPICS

==DREAMERS== sugar it up as much as you want

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Sean's smug as fuck.

UNDOCUMENTED (ILLEGAL)

I hate it when US beaners still talk with a forced Mexican accent.

Dream's over. Time to wake up.

NOTHING

Being undocumented is kind of a blessing for these beaners, the proper documentation is a deportation order… but don't let them know that.

OH FUCK DIRECT WARNING AGAINST ISRAEL

Here we go..

(((NETANYAHU, ARCHKIKE)))

Is this lady basically hinting that she feels these teachers affecting studies of children should be fired? Surprisingly based.

Nobody cares about a women's strike you stupid whore.

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that's what i like to hear

The striking women do.

Don't show weakness. They'll pounce.

Fuck no she's not.
She's trying to get him to say that it's an inappropriate action so that she can plaster "muh womyns rights" all over the headlines.

And the Jews organizing it.

JUST TUNED IN. HOW MUCH MUH VAGINA TODAY?

Oh what a horrible loss.

GOODBYE SEAN

Too late, faggot.

This. It was a trap question and spicer handled it skillfully.

Good time to catch up on laundry.

T-that's a white name, r-right?

Upshot of all of this is : the MSM is just gonna say whatever they want in the Broadcast News. Expect their explanations to be completely outa touch with reality.

you're right fam, that board is irrevelant and has no appeal or momentum whatsoever
>>>/test/44190
>>>/test/44190
>>>/test/44190
>>>/test/44190
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Cuckchanners shitting up Holla Forums generally dilutes and silences any kind of constructive conversation fam. Same with mods who bumplock self-improvement threads and european culture threads (art, music, books, etc.)

For the record he got unbanned after it was appealed, something that is a true rarity here tbh m8

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>>>/polk/ for no imkampfy and cuckchan cancer
edit this post, imkampfy. you can edit the post but you cant silence the user
:^)

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Clearly.

These women are like children.

How quickly and directly they turn Spicer's answers around 180 degrees. I'm surprised to find myself still somewhat amazed by how obvious their lying is. I guess I'm still a little naive. I expected nothing less, but I expected their argument to be better constructed. Instead, they are blathering idiots, unable to accept what Spicer said (and what's been exposed). It's like they only speak another language, and can no longer even see or hear evidence that runs contrary to whatever narrative they want to believe in.

In order to see or hear something, these hysterical women first have to believe it exists.

Asians cannot produce White children. Hitler be damned.

This has nothing to do with women. Anyone in the MSM would and does do the exact same thing.

I agree, but these particular women exemplify the extremes to which confirmation bias is going.

"Gradually, I came to hate them."
-Sean Spicer

I think they can't actually understand an explanation of something that they don't already believe.

Maybe the filters between ears and brains are so clogged with Leftist nonsense that they literally can't even hear it.

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1:41:30

When was this?

Are you one of those dumb underage beaner kids who just have to ruin a thread by showing everyone how much of a sexually depraved faggot you are where you think sharing with the rest of us that some ugly crypto-kike whore suffering from a slack jaw, moon-face and over all beady eye rat looking slug creatures are apparently something to want to scream 'claimed' over as if you just recently found out about text formatting here and now think you're a memester cause you figured out how to red-text?

Seriously, what are you contributing to this thread? To this discussion outside of literally screaming that you're some underage beaner child who' sexually depraved/sexually frustrated to the point you need to clamor over ugly kike women with fucked up facial features like their skull is too small for their face and brain, hooked noses/nigger noses/nose jobs that kikes get that they believe 'looks good' to having man shoulders and being obese fucking slump slugs that look like they're incapable of understanding what personal hygiene is.

Kill yourself.

Good point, user. We gotta keep Trump's feet to the fire, else the fire grows, spreads into a raging civil war.

THE FUCKING CELTS ARE DOING IT AGAIN
TRUMP IS A CELT
SEAN IS A CELT AND HAS A CELTIC NAME
TRUMP MADE THIS MONTH IRISH HISTORY MONTH
NOW THEY'RE BRINGING THE KING OF CELTS OVER

WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THIS

>>>/brit/
>>>Holla Forums