That One Game

None because I always pirate first, then pay if I really like it

It did not pull me in, hell I m not even sure that I remember my logs and don't care. That's how much of a fuck I ended up giving about this game while having paid full price. didn't even reach max level, my shame knows no bound

Nope, because I'm not a fucking retarded manchild like you, OP.

Guild Wars 2 is Free to Play though

Guild Wars 2, but to my credit it wasn't too bad when it released, it just got significantly worse as it went on. The major September patch that dumbed down the game even more so that even a nigger with downs could play it and axed my female human idle animations was the straw that broke the camel's back.

I had high hopes but ANet's B team (which became their A team because all the decent people fucked off or were fired) destroyed any chance that game had.

I haven't bought a game since.

Not person you're replying too. But I recall purcashing a $70 delux version. Gave up on the game within a month…

GTA V on PS3. I even got it a day before release. Played it for maybe 20 hours, then I realized that everything further 100m didn't exist and that the framerate was shit. Also no fun.

Guild Wars 2
Lost Planet (I like it, just not at the price I paid for it)
Injustice, the DC fighting game

I know, pic was related.

Bought it based entirely on nostalgia and false promises.

Silent Hill Downpour

I desperately wanted it to be good but it just wasn't. The story was bland, the characters were bland, the monsters were uninspired, Silent Hill itself didn't look right, the gameplay was perhaps clunkier than the originals, the load times were rough, I mean, the list just goes on. Every website I saw and person I talked to said it was bad, but I just didn't want to believe them.

At least it has one of the best endings in the series, but that's about all I can give it.

I bought both BL and BL2's GOTY Edition because my friend said they were good and we would play MP.

That fucker never came to play MP with me, and because I had paid for them I forced myself to play SP. One of the things I regret most in my life

If it makes you feel better, I didn't know anything about it, I just figured "Hey the first Guild Wars was pretty amazing, how bad can it be?"

The regret is real.

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Im the worst guy.
But really this game has been buried even by RWS so I think its fair to say everything that could have gone wrong did.

You guys are a bunch of fucking idiots. Where are actual regret games like Deus Ex Invisible War, or Neverwinter Nights 2, or Etrian Odyssey 4, or Metroid Prime 2 etc? Hell even Doom 3 because Carmack was still with id and hyping up their new engine for it. Games with previously good dev/series records that completely dropped the ball and fucked up completely, destroying all hope for the future.

All you morons buying shit sequels to shit series from shit devs and expecting anything but shit deserve to eat shit.

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It wasn't bad.

Of course the first Prime will always be the best by far though.

I agree that NCSOFT was never good though

I actually haven't bought a game for full price outside Thief 1-3 packaged for 20$ and Skullgirls for 25$. I have 230 games and most of them are bland indie titles a friend gives me because he buys bundles and had loads of codes. He also bought me Borderlands 2 and all the DLC's so I played through with him. Now he's maxed and this is where the game broke down, bullets passed through solid objects to hit me, hitscan hitboxes were fucked and I would get hit if bullets seemed to go passed my head, enemy AI would whip around as I tried to flank them for some quick sneak headshots. No skill or tactic I employed allowed me to win. It's just straight up BE THIS LEVEL and bumrush everything with no thought involved. I still put up with it because I like that guy but I fucking hated it. A game I bought full price would be Skyrim for my PS3 years ago how naive I was, well not anymore.

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Yeah but D3 Multiplayer is good now.

I also regret getting Starbound. I hope it isn't complete shit when 1.0 hits. I have very few games I can play with friends.

I got tired of that games map and uninstalled a pirated. It was go to point C well I have to go from point A to point B but it's blocked directly so I have to go all the way through point D to point C instead then I have to do it again after a lame boss fight. I got fucking sick of their collectathon game nonsense and the map design.

Eroge! Sex and Games Make Sexy Games, think it was pic related's path. you degenerate

MGSV. I'd rather play Oblivion than this piece of absolute trash.

Yeah as if mocking some moron for buying fucking Mass Effect 3 or a modern Blizzard game is such a bad thing that offends your sensibilities.

That would require having actually bought those games, and I always pirate non online games first.

Oblivion isn't THAT bad. At least it has some interesting quests unlike Skyrim

Brotherhood was great. The rest were meh at best. Morrowind still had a better system overall

You sound underage, friendo.

What's wrong with pirating a game then buying it if it's good. That's what I did with Mount&Blade Warband.

And that's why I'd rather play Oblivion. Skyrim is out of the question, never again I'm gonna play this filth.

I'm actually playing through it again very comfy, especially Knights of the Nine. Oblivion nailed generic fantasy over world visuals. And the soundtrack is GOAT. Skyrim was dull and drab, oblivion was colorful, kooky, and generic. That's why the Shivering Isles worked as well as it did. Everything was already strane in the base game. I like how they bait and switch with the setting; on the outset it's a bit boring, but as you learn more it just goes apeshit. I also enjoy the fact that every other quest is an investigation as opposed to a straight dungeon crawl.

Sage for completely off-topic.

Yep, I know the one.

First stage is the only good stage, and it was showcased on the demo. The rest of the game is trash.

I thought it looked boring but I'm a huge faggot for time travel stories, so when I read about the ending I wanted to play it. Big mistake, it's even more boring than I thought it would be.

More recently I'd say The Division, but at least I played that for ~40 hours before I dropped it.

Metal Ger Solid V

>I thought I could listen to coast to coast am in the most authenticically simulated environment possible
>tfw I had no idea I couldn't focus on people screaming about UFOs while trying to back up trailers and grind through 40 half-gears
>20 dollars gone with 2 hours of play to show for it

on the bright side, I have a new respect for truckers and the hell they must go through.

oh god where do I start.

some recent ones include

I make too much money and have no life

I don't know if this is a problem with the - truck simulator series but I fucking hated the invisible walls fucking everywhere.
Why give me Las Vegas if you're not going to let me drive in Las Vegas?
Also, why is the area of the game just some shitty california-nevada section?
Let me drive in texas, damnit.

Rage
Bought the version with all of the DLCs included for $60.
I played for about two hours and was bored out of my mind. Haven't touched it since.

Are you implying pirating shit is something only children do?

Its almost as bad as 3

Dynasty Warriors 8, to be fair that was before Koei decided to not ever do an half decent PC port ever again.

Dishonored. When it came out I went through a phase of trying to get console games, so I got it for the xbox. Put it down after the first mission because it was so laughably broken.

Then I got it again off steam for significantly cheaper and wanted to play it without the broken as fuck abilities and play it like thief, it was still really bad

you lost me there goy

sure the base game for NWN2 was kinda lame, but Mask of the Betrayer on its own is GOTY material

Preordered BL;PS and bought the season pass :^)))))))))) :'''^((

On my most recent playthrough ( I installed it when there were threads a few weeks ago talking about Nwn) I beat the OC and then made it to where you go through the betrayers gate and just kept rerolling and didn't finish.

MOTB is good but I actually liked OC (It is good if you get the fanpatch to add in things like being able to fuck Neeshka which should have been in base game really).

Never pre-ordered anything.
Only bought a few full priced games, not many but I was never regretting it because I knew what I was buying.

The closest anyways that I paid full price and wasnt AS great but was OK last time was DMC2.

For some reason I'm enjoying Battleborn so far, however, I understand it's not a game for everyone. It has a lot of negative points that would turn down anyone, but hey, different tastes.

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Heroes VI
Starbound

God those were shit games.

Oh user, we will all be long dead before Starbound will reach 1.0.

What is wrong with you?
AND
Okay, pretty sure you're retarded. My condolences.

Just DA3 is unforgivable user. It is pretty distressing that cuckold Biodrones actually followed us here to Holla Forums. I don't understand why they'd be here at all.

Why are you here?

watch_dogs
it was fun for an hour or two

SC2 Heart of the Swarm.
I didn't buy LotV

i bought dayz
people actually told me it was good and fun

I needed my Dark Souls fix
Played just long enough that I can no longer get a refund

Spacebase DF 9
Also Brutal Legend
It was at this point that I lost all respect for Shitface. And THEN I learned why people call him Shitface in the first place. I wasn't that big on industry news at that time.

I don't regret Duke.

I knew it was going to be shit, but I bought it for a reason. I needed to see the end of the saga for myself. With my own two eyes and my own two thumbs. Even if it cost me $60 to do so.

I needed it.

Wasn't even made by RWS

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Firewatch

I only played it about twice for total time of two hours and because when you start it up it gives you a trophy, so I can no longer receive a refund for it.

Indie devs who do shit like this deserve to be gassed

Um Jammy Lammy and Parappa The Rappa 2 are much Better. Um Jammy Lammy has replay value since you can replay levels as Parappa, which changes the music (essentially, the game is a Parappa Game as well as a Lammy game)

s-sause pls

Prior to release there was nothing that pointed at it being a shit game or I completely missed out on it because I had nothing but hype until I bought it.

I deserve this shit.

I fell for the meme and was so irate with EA back in 2011 that I bought Modern Warfare 3 on release. I'd never even played a Call of Duty game prior to it, and to this day, it sits in my basement unopened. The midnight launch was interesting, to say the least.

At least I didn't buy Starbound. Someone bought it for me.

I don't understand. What were you trying to prove?

gran turismo 5
not only did i buy the special edition but i also bought a ps3 pretty much just for the game

Probably something to the effect of "It's not Battlefield 3."
I didn't know better then. I bought Skyrim when it launched too. It was the first Elder Scrolls game I'd ever played, I couldn't have known.

Yes you could have known if you had done even the most basic of research and not been a complete pleb

I AM GOING TO FIND FUCKING PIPSI DEAN AND RAPE HIM IN THE GODDAMNED MOUTH; DONT CARE IF HES FUCKING TIER ONE SHEEP FUCKER; DONT CARE IF HES FUCKING CLIMBING MT EVEREST WITH HIS BOY SERVANT SHERPA

THE ONE TIME I TRUST

FUCK

Heroes of Might and Magic 7
I even got the deluxe edition which I paid a 100 bucks for

Never ever again

literally the only good thing about this game was hunting down informants and homosexuals

There's something wrong with your brain, user.

Battlefield 3. I thought it would be like an improved version of BF2 when really it turned out to be Cowadoodee plus vehicles.

SFV
If you count 'full price' as 1/3-off from a code site.
It was full price in some country

I had too much empathy to fap to that doujin
that panel still makes me sad

C&C: Red Alert 3
the cutscenes are awesome tho

>Luftrausers
>Brutal Legend

I remember reading about this before its release. How bad are we talking?

BL:TPS, though I bought it a bit after release and not full price. Must have been like 40-45 european fun bucks, which is still quite expensive.

I liked BL2, putting the shit writing aside and the atrocious level scaling it plays quite well with a few friends and a bit of save editing once in a while when your current weapons become too shit but nothing better drops. The core gameplay is still fun and it was quite satisfying to see the robot wreck shit.
I knew TPS wasn't going to be better, but at the very worst the same shit all over again could have kept me and my pals occupied for a few weekends.

Played the game for a few hours, dropped it altogether. Characters are even worse and the game manages to use two of the all time worst gimmicks of all video games: low gravity and an oxygen meter. Wouldn't be surprised if it threw some underwater escort missions further down the game. It feels worse than more of the same.

Found it via googling "keisuke rape bdsm vn"

It's "Euphoria"

eye divine shitmancy

literally just a garbage hl2 mod that somehow managed to be less polished than free mods

I don't know what I was thinking…
Couldn't even refund it since I bought it from a reseller

John?

Neverwinter Nights 2? Why, because you were an online-only faggot who was pissed that hakpaks couldn't be streamed automatically through the servers and had to be downloaded manually and were bitching with all the other community pussies who swore the game off because of that? Yeah, I bet.

NWN2 was better than the first in every regard except the online play. Sure, persistent world servers died on arrival there, but who the fuck cares? It had more than enough single player campaigns done by community vets to last years.

And they got rid of that gay ass "dance of death" animation during attacking too. But people bitched about it's removal, for whatever fucking reason.

Yeah why do you gotta do this slow-ass windup to hit the monster who just dodged out of the way why don't you learn not to do the fucking windup you dipshit

The one moment I enjoyed was the puzzle boss of the graveyard. It was actually my downfall - it made me want to play more until I could no longer refund.

Stay away user. Stay far, far away.

Holla Forums even warned me about Shadow of Murdering Orcs, but at least I didn't pay full price (fuck your discount baits, Jew-Ben).

Huh? I actually liked it, fun and stuff.

I bought the colector's edition ( the 80$ one ) of bioshock shitfinite. It was my last pre-order too, those fucking trailers were full of lies

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Its my least favorite game in the series, worse than the Wii port. Shame because its very well polished, I just hope DR4 will be better, and at least as fun as 2.

Starbound
SSX On Tour
90s Arcade Racer (NEVER EVER)
Restricted-RPS
Quake Live

yeah, IIRC it was outsourced to some slav's B-Team (aka shit ontop of shit) that originally made mobile games
it was gaurenteed to be ass

I recently just checked and apparently they announced a month ago that they're close to 1.0.

this has never happened to me

warhammer 40k space marine and all the DLC, it only cost me 10€ but that's 10€ that i'll never get back

they will push out 1.0 no matter the actual completion and then abandon it for starbound 2 or someshit

i actually had fun creating puppet leaders in this
For me, it's Arma3. Everyone said 'no user, they've fixed the retarded controls and weird player movement in this one' but… no, it's still clunky as fuck.
I just want battlefield 2 again tbh.

R8 me

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i made a horrible mistake Holla Forums, i bought this digitally knowing full well how bad it was

forgive me

Nice, epic, I like it.

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I bought starbound, CubeWorld, and Payday2

I think it's time you fucked off back to Tumblr, kid.

We all fell for it after the success of Terraria.
Actually fun at the start until Overkill went full jew.
Nigga fucking w0t

No, really. Good game, totally. Yeah. Woo hoo. 10/10 out of 10.

I fucking hate summer.

You're not alone, but Cubeworld was the biggest disappointment

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none of this full price but:
Starbound
7 Days to Die
Rust (back in the legacy days before garry fucked it with the race/gender bullshit)
Dark Souls (because port is shit and requires DSFix)
Borderlands 2 (was going cheap. still got seriously fucking bored)
Call of Duty Ghosts (learned not to trust someone that day)
RWBY: Grimm Eclipse (mediocre game)
Payday 2 (another mark against CoD:G friend at the time)

The game I regret buying the most is a three-way tie between Killing Floor 2, Contagion, and Bioshock Shitfinite.

You can hate DaS3 all you want and prefer 2 over 3 all day, but don't kid yourself.

Stellaris. $50 for a game with less content than something in Early Access, what the fuck.

Bordercucks 2

Why didn't you listen to all the warnings?

I justified it because I have over 1000 hours in CK2, a game which I pirated the shit out of, so I felt like I should toss Paradox something (I regret it now).

If CK2 is an indication, the game will be good eventually, and owning the base game makes it easier to mod, but I really wish I had just pirated it instead for now.

Mine was Cube World. The last game I paid full price for.
Before that the last game I paid anything for was minecraft back in early beta.

what the fuck.

Never ever give those kikes your money.

If CK2 is any indication, it will become irredeemable as performance tanks by adding a useless subcontinent, features are added that only hinder the player and don't belong in the setting (not to mention they don't hinder very well in any meaningful way), and downright broken mechanics will be released and justified by mental gymnastics and banning people who disagree on the forums.

more like features that only hindu the player

Dark Souls 2

Last time I've ever tried before I buy.

Hey, at least you'll now get past their modwall of death. I bought both CK2 and EU4 (both on 80% sale, base game) just so I could get on their fucking forums.

Next time wait for the game to actually become good (after like 2 years and 4 DLCs, knowing paradox) and for it to be on sale. Make the jew fight for your shekels

They can attach whatever numbers they want to it, if all you have is a bunch of dumbass artists 1.0 won't be anything significant or worthwhile. Starbortion will never be good.

Street Fighter V, I was a victim of friends who knew what I liked. Not quite 'knowing its a ripoff and ignoring what people say', but close enough.

I had been following it for a while, thought Charlie and Birdie coming back to the forefront was neat enough, even the DLC plans were sounding less like a Jewish manual on money-milking than usual. I kept thinking to myself "There's something missing from all this talk about the game, but I can't place it."

My best friend never enjoyed Street Fighter, especially IV, but he knew that I was extremely on the fence. It was a couple days away, and we both aren't ones for checking Twitter or 'gaming news' sites for info, so we dug up what we could on forums and shit. Nothing really indicated to us the sorry state it would be in.

Pre-ordered the night before launch after he piped up during a chat and yelled at me to 'just pre-order the fucking game already, you know you love fighters.'

I did. No Arcade mode. No Player vs CPU. Shitty online. Garbage survival mode with no sense of difficulty curving. The most barebones fucking fighter release in the world. I still give my friend shit to this day.

;_;

Pay2Day
I actually bought some of the DLCs up to the BBQ pack too
At least I quit before safes came out

most recently was uncharted 4. "it'll be a fun little romp just like the last ones, i enjoyed them" i told myself only to get greeted by like 8 hours of non-action sequences and everything that was fun about the last games gone

it was a mistake giving naughty dog one last chance

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he shelves it in like a week, and for the first time ever i was told "okay you were right"

Wanna know some shit? My same best friend who told me to shut up and get the game already got it himself, even after witnessing firsthand how bad it was. The upside is that since he works at FUCKING GAMESTOP he was able to snag it for $5 through a rewards site. He has not touched it since we played a few rounds.

Pro-tip: The mod is fun but the standalone is garbage. All the faggots who told him it was a good idea and wouldn't shut up about it to do that shit eventually got to him.

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I think I regret Endless Legend most, since I paid full price and only played a couple days, and it isn't even an awful game.

Could've been worse, I guess.

The only rebuttal to somebody saying they dislike Dark Souls 2 I ever see is "nice meme."

Not once have I ever seen anybody who says that it isn't garbage explain why it isn't garbage. Probably because it is.

it could have been so so much better

kill yourself

I fell for this too

ArmA 2
PAYDAY 2
Total War: ROME II
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Borderlands 2

some of these are not necessarily bad, I just didn't enjoy any. ArmA II gave me such a degree of motion sickness that I couldn't play it.

My wall of shame is Amnesia and Slender.

are you this new?

I agree. Whenever I bring up WHY I think DaS2 is the worst in-series with people, they just tend to ignore it, or say "yeah but DaSx also does y!"

I've never once heard an actual rebuttal or argument as to why I'm wrong or why DaS2 is not relatively shit.

The only things that give me motion sickness in games is 2d shit when the background goes one way but the plane your moving on goes another to simulate the fact your moving

that shit just fucks me

This has never happened to me.

Portal 2 is as close as it gets. The one saving grace with it is that I can play it any time I please without needing steam

Mull over the implications of that for about 5 seconds and realize I bought it for a console that I never used the online functionality of so I've never played the multiplayer mode.

Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen

Happens when I play Half Life 2 and Red Faction Armageddon (especially bad for Hl2).

No idea why.

THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
to tell you you are a faggot

GOTTA LET IT GO

Thank God I didn't pay full price for that abomination. Seriously, how can you mess up a game that hard?
The visuals alone are atrocious enough. It looks worse than both its predecessors.

I am usually the last person to defend ME3, but as someone who has played through ME1 many times…not it didn't. It didn't look s good as other contemporaries for sure, but stacked against the earlier games in the series…yeah, I have no idea what you're thinking.

Fallout 4
Pre-order

JUST LIKE THE DANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Every fucking worms game, choose wisely if you want to play online.

I'm so sorry, user.
I'm glad I pirated that overhyped piece of shit instead of falling for Holla Forums's shilling.

Battlefield 3
Also the last game I ever bought at full price.

Anthony pls go

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I'm some way through Iori's route now and it's the last one I need to complete. Are you fucking kidding me? Is that real? That's not photoshopped is it? Jesus fuck.

rainbow six siege, only played for 3 hours I enjoyed it but I have no friends to play with
I feel like overwatch is gonna be the next that game, I really want to get it but it's fucking $80 in Canada and I probably wont play it much and I hate bliz but the beta was fun

>goat simulator

That was the last time I bought a game on recommendation from a friend

oh shit it isn't as much as I thought they just make it really hard to find the cheaper version

The "Origins Edition" or whatever?

Take a wild guess
I had this on my pc backlog since 2 years ago
And by the time i got to it, overwatch comes out and I feel like ass for not playing it

Theres no hope left for you.
Might as well kill yourself.

It's real, and she was cute Still got the Nene path to finish but it's not really doing it for me, the milf loli aspect of it just makes me laugh.

my excuse for rainbow six was I was really drunk
I have no excuse for overwatch other than having fun and always thinking with my penis and that game has nice butts

Just do it, youll probably buy Titanfall 2 as well and say its "fun", before the DLC and Season pass come out and it crashes and burns.

You should follow him as well

titanfall is shit though

Are you implying the other two games you bought are not?

got that game before the devs were known to be shit

Nuclear Throne
I want it to be good, but it's just not, and I regret that purchase every day.
Bandit and prenerf chicken were the best but the rest of that game just blows, including the retarded crown system which adds nothing to the gameplay.

i goyed out and got overwatch, no i am enjoying it but the beta is the full game

they claim there will be more maps and heroes for free but who knows if they will deliver

it'll be just as much fun as you had in the beta BUT thats all you get (until they deliver more IF they deliver more), and if like siege you have no buddies to play with you could get burned out

siege that bad? i really want a decent tacticool game but since that's still 60 bux average i've ignored it. also i don't like using mic with pubs so i didn't wanna be that guy in that game

i hate that i am enjoying overwatch, i'm aware of its flaws like 20 tick rate, but i still want to play

i was just playing it but i stopped because my toaster was getting hot

fuck me

>Red Orchestra
>every single amiibo
> is full price, >> was on sale

WEW LAD, YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT SAVED UP FOR NEW HARDWARE

i had almost forgotten that game existed. almost. fuck you user.

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The Division

buying a 40 buck game didn't put me in the red, but if i don't get more content i will feel like a damn fool

I always tell myself "that's gonna be shit don't fucking do it"
Then I look at my bank account and say "pfft I won't even notice!" and do it
Then I regret it and wish I had bought a cute figma instead
I just bought a Yui Hirasawa figma instead of buying The Division and the feeling of not violently regretting something is very new, and very enjoyable

Good luck with that buddy

i took a risk, admittedly i'm dumb enough at shooters to be having fun for now, but the lurking feeling this will bite me in the ass won't fade away

You could have bought Squad in fucking EA an that would have been a better investement.

Unfortunately in this case, I listened to what everyone said.

Diablo 3. Pre-ordered the special edition because I loved Diablo 2 so much. Imagine my disappointment when I book a day off work but can't spend most of my time playing it because of error 37

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i would lose either way, if i was a smarter man i would have chosen nothing but i let muh fun guide me

If you didn't like that game you don't have autism
if you don't have autism you shouldn't be here

Oh lad

I have autism

I just don't give a fuck about your opinions.

Watchdogs

I never got into Assassin's Creed so I didn't fully understand modern Ubisoft.

pic related, I didn't get most of them full price though

I bought it for tf2 items, looked a little fun at first, but got oddly scared of it, then I got spoiled out of the shitshow of an ending and I was like "fuck it, why even care?"

loved the the first poker night because TF2, but I never got past the fact that something seemed wrong about it. in poker night 2, it finally hit full force.

FUCKING RUBBER BAND AI.
IN A GODDAMN POKER GAME.
WHAT DUMB SHIT THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
and GlaDOS was written to be an insufferable cunt, which was obnoxious.

it was fun for about ten minutes.

it was fun for about ten seconds.

it was pretty fun, but a shitty internet can't work on even worse netcode. and then they went full SJW so I was like "fucking why bother anymore?"

the drama surrounding the microtransactions was the most fun I've had with that game in a long time.

I expected HD starmade, I was stupid to assume otherwise, I got all my minecraft technic mod nightmares returned to me and thensome. fuck you industrialcraft and the amount of insane bullshit you put in to inflate the longevity of your shitty experience.

thought it was gonna be a good advance wars ripoff, played it for an hour, got bored, never picked it up again

multiplayer apparently is legendary levels of bad- as in you literally have to email the person your save file bad.

[Spoiler]I bought this JUST for the gaming with my bros, now that the dark zone's shitted up by no-lifers with their godly gear and killing everybody, none of them want to play it anymore.[/spoiler]

isn't that game one of the GamejournoClique's favorites?

I oddly don't regret buying starbound.

mostly because I found the mod frackin'universe. it happens happens to add a fuckton more content than chucklefish ever gives a damn to do in thier own game, it also happens to make exploring fun, which was the reason I bought the game in the first place. quests a shit, use the science tools to get your upgrades.

and starbound happens to scratch my comfy itch just the right way, mostly because it allows me to use the furniture I get, even though Terraria has a shitton more going for it.

I found it to be fun_. the DLC with Dr. Proton fucking rocked but why the fuck did they make Dr. Proton's battle a midgame boss and not the final? forget the fucking aliens I wanted to shoot more robots

Actually shit, I found a better image.

I may have gotten it at a discount, but I was retarded enough/such a good goy that I bought enough DLC to push it up to that much.

Fuck this game so much, especially for what it spawned whether it be intentional or not.

It tried to be.

Never claimed it would ever amount to it.

It's a shame that even for what Borderlands 1 was, it's sequel had potential to be much greater.

The even more retarded thing about my experience was that I played Borderlands 1 and found it mediocre.
"It's a better game, user, much better!" last time I ever listened to normalfags.

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The online was ok I guess. Not the fighting, I mean the invasion and escaping where you had to be chased by another guy with control over all the environment

Fallout 3, Mass Effect 1.

Imagine my dissapointment that they never bothered with any kind of crafting system which was perfect considering the part system. The worst part is that probably could've combated the terrible scaling in the game later on and made it's gameplay have a much more involved RPG aspect. Nope, just more memes.

If it helps, I fell for it too, but for my own hype. First and last time I ever preordered a game. I still can't believe that it has less fucking variety compared to BL1.

I think I have more but those are the only ones I can remember in my head

Europa Universalis 4, bought it at launch, that pretty UI mesmerized me.

This. This fucking shit right here. I actually really enjoyed it for a while. I love Mad Max as a series, and it hit all the right buttons. Yes, it wasn't perfect, but nothing ever is. It was a solid 7 in my opinion. And then I actually played the story missions, since you couldn't advance and build the ultimate rolling death machine if you didn't. The story is such bland shit with the dumbest fucking ending that it absolutely killed the entire game for me. Fuck I'm mad.

i regret it so much
on PC
with DLC characters
i hope this is boo'ed on the stage on EVO or people on event bored out of their minds at least

all the games that are popular to hate i end up enjoying.

bullshit that everyone circlejerks over like dark souls is always a waste of money.

>Godus
I want my money back, damnit

Killing Floor 2.

Goldeneye 007 the remake

Oh yes, another one I regret

Dead or Alive 5
on PS3
Its not Last Round or Ultimate

I feel the same with how much I spent on Steam.

Why the fuck did I spent hundreds of dollars on it

I knew I didn't feel right picking Portal 2. I knew I was repressing something. I didn't bother reading the thread before I replied.

We feel your shame.

Why?

Saints Row 3 is like Guild Wars 2. I remember watching the first mission and thought "that's pretty cool". When I played it, I found out the entire game was on rails and there was nothing at all to do in the open world.

Fuck that fucking game and it's shitty "choices". Saints Row 4 was better, but that doesn't mean a whole lot.

Metroid: Other M

Agreed. A completely mediocre and forgettable game at best. $60 I'll never get back.

No one can blame you for that one user.

It was a Metroid action game developed by Team Ninja. It was literally the only thing announced at e3 2009 that actually looked good. It was supposed to be good.

Nobody could have guessed it would turn out like it did.

Guild Wars 2
Transistor
Killing Floor 2

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I HATE THIS GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY, I THOUGHT IT WAS A COMFY ADVENTURE WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME FUCKING PRETENTIOUS INDIE CLIQUE I JUST WANTED AN ADVENTURE AND YOU GIVE ME A WALKING SIMULATOR THAT LASTS 10MINS YES TEN FUCKING MINUTES FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF THIS

Tie between Skullgirls (see ) and Bioshock Infinite. I actually liked the first two bioshocks until Infinite corrected my taste, so I guess it wasn't a total loss.

Bioshock Infinite

lucky dog.

I still want that arm.

It's small, but it is pretty cool. I got it doing the peace sign at the moment.
I really liked Peace Walker.

Shame that V's bullshit online gimmick ruined quite a big chunk of the game.

Another one who fell for the Starbound hype here.

What I regret more than buying it was sinking 108 hours into it, thinking that if I came back to play it every now and then, I'd see a bunch of wonderful new features.

Makes me wish you could delete games from your Steam library. I don't even want a refund, I just want it out of my library. It's a mark of shame.

Starbound's page in your library > Support > I want to permanently remove this game from my account

I'm personally keeping it around as a reminder.

Borderlands 2 and Starbound.

we all are bound to have one

Battlefield 4, since I am from Colombia I saved a lot of money to get that game, premium edition no less, I buy it, I recorded a total of 600 hours in that game… I saw slowly how every bug was fixed.

I love that game because it teached me how good it's to save money but I hate him because of the bugs, the hacks, the fucking you have to make the campaign to get rewards for the multiplayer.

I hate and I love that game.

Skullgirls is a fun game. It's just mostly going to be a button masher if you don't fork up $100-$200 to play since it's a fighting game. Using a controller? Have fun consistently getting stage 5 combos.

Story mode for each character, but each of those are only 15 or so min long and you can just spam j.HK or j.HP to win the 5-6 fights on normal difficulty. Then again story isn't the focus here, but I was expecting a lot more.

We all bought the game for the waifu-bait anyways

But tactical bacon, user! Think of the possibilities!

Most of the games I got were either pre-owned, traded with friends, downloaded/pirated or at some point was bought at reduced price until said price fucking shot up later if anything my regrets lie more in NOT getting certain games sooner when I had the chance

If I had to choose which games I actually regret getting, it'd be
I should've known this would be the earliest indication of Ubisoft's fall to even lower mediacrity, not AssCreed, not the lack of Beyond Good & Evil 2, Not Red Steel, Not Prince of Persia's later stuff. THIS When Rayman 4 became butchered and spliced into the shitty mini game fuckfest it became. And those "rabbid" fuckers can go burn in hell, shit was pretty much Minions before Minions
I was too broke for a 360/PS3 (and was too much of a sonic fan) back then,I hated the level designs and being gipped out of some levels/bosses. Plus because it was a gimped ass port it played less smoothly in comparison

Except Holla Forums was actually right to shill it, it was one of the few instances where Capcom didn't fuck up everything and thus the result we got was pretty awesome (save for after improving the vanilla version)

FLYYYIIIIIIIIIING
FLYYYIIIIIIIIIING
FLYYYIIIIIIIIIING
FLYYYIIIIIIIIIIING INTO FREEEEEEEEEE

Jesus christ monkey balls

Looking back at it now, I don't think anyone could've predicted the amount of fuckery that would accumulate
(nice trips m8)
unless it's a new or an obscure enough series, buying a vanilla fightan really isnt the best option out there. I mean fuck just look at the Street Fighter series

I played what little SP content the game has and it seems fun enough, it's a real shame that even the nightmare AI is fucking retarded (especially Peacock's)

And now you just reminded me of yet another regret

Street Fighter IV
Once again vanilla
on Xbox 360

Thanks satan

I need the gif with the thermometer. You know the one.

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thank you

anytime lad

Someone else already posted it but here's the rest of the SFW ones I have of Valentine if you're interested

AKIBA'S TRIP: Undead ＆ Undressed

Last time I shop for games horny, what a mistake that was.

fallout 4

eh, fell for the hype I guess.

Hyrule Warriors Legends

I knew full well it was gonna an awful port and I wouldn't want to switch over if if by some miracle it wasn't. I let Nintendo jew me for a DLC code for four characters and didn't even try to return the game because I'm beta. I didn't even have a *new* 3DS to work with as I tested it out just to verify it sucked, after I did verify I just watched the added content on Youtube. As a bonus I now lament that switching characters with the gamepad and the Windwaker campaign will never ever be included in the decent version of the game because of this stupid as shit port that I supported. I may have bought the original game used but I bought the biggest DLC bundle even though I didn't feel the game deserved extra money when it felt lacking as it was. Even now with the aid of the daily amiibo rewards I still haven't been able to grind my goddamn characters up to make most of the Adventure Mode stages beatable. I don't know the details about future content but I'll probably buy that crap too even though what I've already spent probably already adds up to $110 or something. I guess I can at least give myself a pat on the back for not buying a shitty Link amiibo or the pre-order costumes.

TL:DR I spent too much money on Zelda for Wii U (which we now know won't have a single Zelda exclusive).

The first Homefront. Paid full price for that shit and preordered. Finished the story in one sitting and the online was pretty much already dead from day 1.

What game is this? Bootleg Dark Souls?

Cant think of a lot else right now, and im sure there were some gameboy games but that was ages ago.

Dead Island

Plenty of indieshit when I used to fall for that bait. I'd say Space Engineers but I refunded that autismal non-game faggotry.

I was buying shit to qualify for one of those "buy $50 in one month get $10" promotions on psn

I was $11 short of $100, so I bought this """game""" called Proteus.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

I haven't been burned from actual games though

I paid next to full price for The Evil Within and I haven't even bothered to install it

Saints Row 3 is probably the most disappointed I've ever been in a videogame. I loved SR2, after the drab boring shitfest that was GTA IV, SR2 was the perfect GTA that I wanted. When 3 came out, I followed it religiously.

Then I played it, and realized that Volition had stripped out everything that made SR2 fun, slapped on more dick jokes, and left the tedium intact.

From the awful story, to the terribly designed city, I played from start to finish. It wasn't until a few hours after beating it that the despair set in.

4 was a better game, but barely counts as a sequel and still retains a lot of what made SR3 so fucking garbage in the first place.

I just wanted SR2 with graphics that didn't look like ass. Was that too much to ask?

it's like you don't enjoy smashing ships together or something

Oh god dammit I thought I had purged SR3 from my memory

I didn't even hate the game, but the fact that they showed off every single thing you could possibly do in the game in the pre-release material really killed it for me

That along side the weaker writing and dumbed down characters disappointed my friend and I so much

i remember thinking it would be so cool if you could travel back and forth between stilwater and steelport, my hopes were so high why did i do that to myself

That wasn't worth the price of admission for me. May as well be some dumb physics simulator "game" at that point. I tried, trust me.

I didn't have very high expectations, I literally just wanted more Saints Row 2, I dug the new art style and slightly more over-the-top setpieces. But fuck me, they sliced out so much of the content that it's barely worth playing.

The only thing SR3 did right was letting me play as a russian chick. Saints Row 4 ditched the russian and gave me a hot southern bell voice, which was cool too. Other than that, neither game is even close to as good as SR2.

The biggest kicker for me was not being able to replay missions. My friend and I would replay mission in SR2 roleplaying as various characters, which was always cool since they showed up in cutscenes. But for whatever reason they stripped that out in SR3 and on.

There's other stuff like not being able to toggle upgrades (forced to duel wield guns forever if you get the upgrades, forced to be invincible forever if you get those upgrades, etc) and that all melee weapons have the exact same moveset (god I loved the unique stuff the katana had in SR2), but not being able to replay mission was the final nail in the coffin for me.

>I still have it because who the fuck is gonna buy this shit?
>I still play it now and then with the sad fucking mindset that i cam imagine i'm playing something like a good game

Me too, brother

pinball is pretty good as i recall, it was the first game i had on my ds. worth playing if you like pinball at all.

polite sage

I only payed 3 bucks for that piece of crap and I still think I got ripped off. What an utter mess.

This and Borderlands 2

You listened to normalfags over Holla Forums. Enjoy the same mistake over the future ES Skyrim 2.0™

Same. I just wanted into a zombie game

Right, that was an awful fucking decision. It's my opinion that every single open world action game needs replayable missions, it extends the longevity of the game tenfold.

My one regret of a game is non other than ME3 and dragon age 2 and cisquisition.

But for some weird reason I want to know how bad they are, how little sense they make. Sure as hell learned from cisquisition that they can't make a story anymore, it was so painful. Even the god damn character design was so shit that I wonder how they could come up with it.

They don't quite fit the criteria, but Payday 2. At least it was just a gift from some friends on Steam.

I also have 167 hours in Borderlands 2, back before I realized that I didn't enjoy open world loot-n-shoot games nearly as much as I enjoyed arcade-styled games (this includes STALKER and New Vegas).

Football Manager 2016.

I should've known, they turned a fucking text-based simulator into a shitty iphone-app where you have to pay for content.

WHERE DID ALL MY MONEY GO

I don't have one because I'm not a fucking retard.

But Bulletstorm, Far Cry 3, Blood Dragon, Garry's Mod (unless you were some kind of fucking retard and bought it when you were older than 16), and Shadow of Mordor are all good games. The Forest looks good, and I have heard nothing but good things about it, but I haven't played it and probably never will because it doesn't really interest me enough to download it.

I didn't really like NWN2 mostly because I really didn't like the aesthetic of the game and the mods I did find for it didn't interest me.

I also thought the vanilla campaign and third expansion were much worse than the original. Say what you will about the original but it's vanilla campaign was at least passable for the time. And it's two expansion packs were okay and lead to really good modifications using their assets.

In terms of singleplayer campaigns i preferred NWN1. I remember the biggest SP campaigns people recommended to me for NWN2 were remakes of other games like the one for Baldur's Gate or Icewind Dale. Which is fine I guess but I've already played and completed both.

It's really a game I feel very meh toward, I never got the Obsidian love boner for it especially since Kotor 2 and Fallout New Vegas were much better.

The rest of the game is good though user. It was probably the best Eidos Montreal game that they've released so far.

Fire Emblem: Awakening.

Oh I'm laffin.

the latest star wars: battlefront

what an abomination

Ass Creed III.

It was the game that killed my love of the series. It was just so bad and broken.

And to think I was there for the midnight release.

And they keep using the same broken engine that makes parkour, stealth and combat - the main fucking things in an AssCreed game - absolute dogshit.

It hurts so much. It's the wound that took the sparkle out of my eyes when I think about video games.

I hate it. Worse than Bubsy. Worse than Aliens Colonial Marines. Worse than Superman 64. And I willingly bought those for the novelty of owning terrible games!

Fuck you, Ubisoft, you ruined an amazing franchise and you won't stop raping its corpse!

I think they changed engines with AC3. And changed the way pathfinding and so forth worked. I remember that was a big step up with AC3 for me compared to Revelations but I didn't really notice it that much til I played the much better AC4.

Things like hiding in bushes to how you could tail people based on a conversation they were having to how they made combat "just spam the counter button" whereas in AC2 and brotherhood there were enemies you couldn't counter. Stuff like that.

This guy legit survives combat in AC3 for close to an hour and it's not even that hard to do. Just spam the counter/attack button and wait for your health to regenerate

Recently, it'd have to be Uncharted 4. God, what a fucking disappointment. It has even less replay value than 3. Though, I was having a blast up until you reach the island then the pacing goes to utter shit and I couldn't wait for it to end.

They did change engines with 3. That was the problem. The new engine, Forge, is a piece of shit, but they keep using it in every game since 3.

I blame Toy Story.