CRASH RETOLD SAGA CONTINUES

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Oh baby.

Here we go.

And we're at the end of the prologue.

I'm going to keep my commentary light until we catch up to the point where TaleMaster left off. Buckle up, boys, we're speedrunning this.

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I need to meet the author and shake his hand, he does not lack creativity, he's got a void with nothing at all.

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You have no idea.

That's good, but cmon OP, get to the good stuff so I can edit the shit out of it.

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Shit. I was just about to go to bed too. An hour or so can't hurt.

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Oh yes I have an idea, believe me.

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Oh fuck yes.
Weren't we in Injustice's half, though?

We were, but as I mentioned in the OP I wanted to quickly post the first part so we don't miss any (ahem) "context"

I will never understand why there are so many topless panels

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It makes me wonder why he never drew a vagoo

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Woops, didn't need to spoiler that one.

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Supersaiyancrash has drawn so many tits in animu-style that I'm surprised he hasn't done anything involving Queen's Blade or Senran Kagura. Probably for the best.

Revised.

I'm now imagining supersayaincrash Senrans. Thanks for that mental scarring.

You don't have to imagine it. It's already here.

wow

meant for talemaster

Nah, those tits ain't big enough.

YO WHAT
IT ISN'T WEEKEND YET

Oh, sweet. I've been wanting to kill myself for a while but I've been needing that little extra push. Thanks.

I'm making up for the lack of one last weekend.

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Crap, once again spoiled something I didn't need to. Bear with me folks, we'll catch up to where we left off soon enough.

More like bare with me, actually. Heheheheheh.

I'm not sure whether this should be spoiled or not. Gonna go with yes.

Did anyone ever figure out why this Coco has Groot powers?

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It's always weirded me out how autistic people always seem to be obsessed with families and child-rearing.

what the shit

Nobody explained why she had these powers

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A lot of shit ends up being unexplained in this series. Biggest one being Jack.

I also find it strange how every single chapter has exactly ten pages and exactly six panels per page of all the same size.

We're arriving at the fight where we left off last time, so we can slow down and savor the journey some more soon.

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Wuh-oh! Wardrobe malfunction!

ACTIVATE SHONEN ANIME RIPOFF MODE!

Where's the fucking nose?!

I heard someone wanted to make a wikia of this shit.

Good, i'm making dinner, you took me by surprise with this thread.

HAMON NO BEATO

BIG FAT CAT TATS

I still can't deal with the TF2 desings

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shit, i forgot to type

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JESUS CHRIST THOSE ARMS IN THE LAST PANEL.

This still doesn't make sense

I still don't know who half of the characters they mention are.

Who????

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Who the fuck is Velix!?

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you still have the template for that last image?

Oh shit, I forgot this part. We got a little ways yet until we're caught up. Hang in there for chapter 6, anons.

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Nope, sorry m8

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Some kind of Bandicoot apparently. Probably he's supposed to be a ripoff of some DC character in injustice.

Clash of crashes when?!

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This guy has to be some elaborate troll. Please god.

Ah fuck, I skipped part six. I think I need more b eer.

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Nigga you have missed a lot to say that

If he is a troll then life is even more shit, threads like these show that to even deadly doses of autism can have some good sides.

Ah yes, the legendary hat scene.

Now, if memory serves, this is where we ended things last time. Let me reload here, and then we'll REALLY begin.

We actually ended when evil Velix was defeated, but this is a good "starting" point anyways,

Bloody brilliant

I miss the early to mid 2000s Internet.

Oh yeah, you're right. Still, better to begin when Chapter 6 starts rather than midway through.

How could I have forgotten about DEATH BUBBLE?

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kek

Once again, who the hell are these people? Who is Fueragon and what type of pokemon are they?

WHAT A TWIST! IN THIS WORLD OF EVIL VERSIONS OF PEOPLE, THE SHADOWY MAN IS…

AN EVIL VERSION OF SOMEONE!!!

HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEE?

This is shit tier humor.

Obligatory:

youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoY

I don't see anything funny here.

Hey, does anyone know what game this background was taken from inspired by? I'm curious.

Okay, now this page I know we haven't seen yet.

It's nice to take a step back every now and then and put things in perspective. For instance, this page reminds us that there is a character in this story that is seriously named

GOKU BANDICOOT

And no, we didn't skip a fight scene. Once again, shit is happening off-panel.

Sorry for the delay, I was making sure I had the rest of the pages for this arc in order.

Trust me when I say that this gets good. REALLY good.

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Everything makes sense now

I had to check twice to make sure this wasn't the same page I just posted. The end panel is almost exactly the same.

The plot… thickens? I think?

Aaaaand I guess the cat version of the human version of this character related to cortex now has an angel transformation to fight the evil version of her still-human self?

SUCH POWER

Whew, there were almost stakes there for a second.

Re-worked, just a bit, but still shit.

Let him live? Lady, I think it's pretty obvious that you've already broken his neck.

Is Cortex a weeaboo or something? because all women who are with him speak of him with japanese honorifics.

And these people can't figure out why the rest of us view them as freaks.

Well shit, it would help if I actually uploaded the image.

Hey, you know what would make a great assassin? That sex slave who you make walk around on all fours and beat constantly.

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I don't need to say anything about this page.

That was the only thing it needed to appear
fuck

No. I refuse to believe this is real. This is beyond autism.

BELIEVE IT

I-…That just happened.

How low can an autist go?

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45 Auto
submachine
gun fire
backwards
trick

And we're right back to spoilers.

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Oh, I get it. The one chick used her shirt to make bandages.

We couldn't settle for just two topless characters in this scene, oh no.

At this point anything is possible.

Wait, who is this? Is this main universe crash? Where's his DBZ outfit?

Oh, it's Kazuya.

…who the fuck is Kazuya

This might be getting more CUHRAZY than we thought.

ACTION, AT LAST

SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL

How the hell is this still going ?

Oh, we have four or five more chapters to get through tonight.

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Oh, I was expecting a fight scene.

…oh well.

EXECUTED

;-;7

WHO THE HELL IS HADLEY?

NO MERCY

He really hates the non-furry Crash characters doesn't he?

きたあぁぁ～！

Still, you need to tone it down on how fucking quickly you post these pages. There needs to be adequate time to digest the autism contained on each page, and when you post them almost as quickly as possible, it's just too much.

Forgot to spoil, here you go.

I know, it's just that there's a LOT to get through this arc and I have work in the morning.

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That's understandable. Carry on easy.

Wait, since when Crash can read the minds of other people?

If it's anything like the story he's ripping off, I have a feeling that's just what he's expecting people to say.

Anyway, more mspaintits.

OH SHIT

You know, i've seeing these tits so much i'm starting to want to suck them.

Somebody please help me.

Try not being a thirsty motherfucker

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#Rekt

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It's like either side of the page is a mirror

A horrible, autistic mirror

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It's almost time.

Suddenly, Japan!

Yeah, it must be Japan

Guys my sparkledragon character is SUPER IMPORTANT to my story guys. She also is definitely not named after some girl I know in real life named "Stephanie" at all.

You know exactly where this is going.

Oh hey I don't need to spoil this one

I don't know, this isn't going to sex.

Oh boy, here we go. Please cover the eyes of any nearby children.

Oh fuck I forgot, there's two versions of the same character, one of which is a cat instead of a dragon. Wasn't that because of some kind of laser beam a while back?

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I don't get it

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Things are happening! I think?

AND THIS SI TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

these fucking fight scenes

Every fucking time. 1k hours in paint.

B-Bandicoot Beam?

No reaction shot, no continuity, no items, bandicoot only, final destination

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AND NOW THE FUN BEGINS

Now we're going to have almost every character, and their alternate versions, in quick succession. Can you name them all? Shit, can you name even a quarter of them?

OH GOD

Fuck, skipped a page

what a flustercuck

*puts on sunglasses*

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Evil Crash had a hard life

That girl with the cat-ear hoodie could actually be pretty cute, if it wasn't SSC drawing this.

Must have been a fluke. SSC can't do character design to save his life.

Well actually you can. In fact, you HAVE for pretty much this whole series.

So, we finally meet face to face!

Yes, I couldn't agree more. We are indeed meeting. Face to face. Finally.

Here it comes…

HYAAAAAAAA!

RULES OF NATURE!

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Looks like he leveled up…

Man, High Crash is right. Crash needs to stop being a fag and get out of his dimension.

SOULCALIBUR

YFW THIS IS NOW ALSO A SOUL CALIBUR FANFICTION

HAPPENING

Well, he has nice taste in fightans, I'll give him that.

I CALL UPON THE ANCIENT HERO MARIO! HEAR MY PLEA!

SO BEGINS CHAPTER 13, THE FINAL CHAPTER OF CRASH INJUSTICE

YES

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And so, the battle finally comes to a close.

Here we can see all the evil versions of the characters foreverially tied up and loving it. Also, this is the page with the panel that inspired that one piece of fanart. You know the one.

And the bondage games has come full circle, someone needs to make fanart of the reverse now.

You couldn't possible mean this!

Oh and apparently not-dragon Steph is preggers.

He's the strongest motherfucker on the planet once they "heroes" leave. What on earth is going to stop him from just taking control again?

stop asking completely valid questions

DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Well, this concludes tonight's arc, Crash Bandicoot: InJustice!

I apologize for having to do this one so quickly, but I do hope you'll join us again when the weekend rolls around. Provided the original TaleMaster doesn't return, I suppose I'll be doing these threads for a while.

Sleep tight, Holla Forums, and may the Bandicoot guide your steps.

Oh SHIT.

Here comes Evil Crash 3 (4?) but more powerful than ever.

What retard removed his headband?

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When is next story time?

MAKE SURE TO POST THE NEXT ONE THIS FRIDAY YOU lovely TALEMASTER

ALSO SOMEONE ARCHIVE THE THREAD

How young and autistic child draws these?

As a comic book artist I am fucking disgusted by the artstyle here
WHAT MUSCLES ARE THESE RANDOM LINES SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT?

*vomits*
*it's a hologram*

Post your comics

Hey man wanna draw my comic, its pretty dope

Post one of your comics faggot

guess its time to show your work nigger

I don't want my co-workers to know I lurk, nor do I want you people to know who's lurking your board but as a hint I can tell you i work at DC comics and have worked for marvel 1984-1996

That was terrible, and you guys do this every week? Can't wait to check out next weeks. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF CRASH BANDICOOT RETOLD

Stay tuned. Talemaster usually does this in a night between friday and sunday

Wonderful

Nigger that isn't even the worst possible. Hell, I can't even draw as good as this horrible shit I mean, I NEVER draw ever but even then at this level it isn't an excuse

Please for the love of god tell me these threads are being archived. What a goldmine this is.

Holy fuck why this comic is full of furfag nude chicks, does he thinks with his dick before drawing shit
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This is just getting worse each arc fuck.since badly draw nudity is cringe as fuck

Nigger, the OP has the archives

Oh, and speaking of Archives, here's the one for this thread
archive.is/X9wrb

I prolly shoulda checked before asking

Just as a heads up, I'll be doing the next one on Friday night as suggested.

Original TaleMaster, if you're out there, feel free to take over again if you want.

This Friday, we'll be taking a step back in time. Crash Retold wasn't SSC's first attempt at this exact same story, you see. The first version was called "Legend of Crash Bandicoot". Unfortunately, this was not a comic, but a fanfiction. A trilogy of fanfictions, actually. Which I highly recommend you read, starting here: fanfiction.net/s/4864646/1/Legend-of-Crash-Bandicoot-A-Bandicoot-s-Veil

However, the sequel is a comic.

So, why are we going back to a previous version before the next chronological part of the story after InJustice?

Well…

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Jesus christ, the amout of lore of this shit is astounding

I gotta admit, I kind of like the girl with the eyepatch's design. Being paired up with the only good villain who's trying to wipe out both sides of the furries is definitely a plus. It's kind of a shame that the only version we'll ever get to see past this point is a furfag-angel-cat freak.

That, and she's stuck in such an autismfest, but that goes without saying.

I really wasn't into "cringe" material before Uncommin Time, but now it's so much more fascinating. Every now and then there's some character or element that's unintentionally good or right, existing right alongside the madness.

You can sometimes see the righteous part of the creator's mind lashing out, desperately trying to bring them back to the light.

Yeah, me too.