ITT: We laugh at pirates who can't play the new Doom

Is it time to start the porn dump?

good job.

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shits gay

ITT: We laugh at people who bought NuDoom

Here are people who couldn't pirate doom so they think it's shit
If you faggots only spent an hour on the campaign, it's fucking GOTY material

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H.H.

I don't think it's shit just said it looks average

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nah, let's do neither and forget it exists.

take a look at this normalfag

TotalButt is that you?

Dubs say yes

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lol, you bought Doom 4

This looks suspiciously like a reaction pic thread in disguise

Dubs say it's fiesta time!

Okay.

what if it is baby

no you dumb faggot, you're a newfag because you can strafe in the original Doom. Maybe you can't because you have to keep a dick in your mouth the whole time.

might be it

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I mean, c'mon.

cuckbert pls

Could be, let's check it out

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…what? This confirmes you never played the old doom.

So the plan on this board is all of you who couldn't afford the new Doom or discovered that you couldn't steal the game this time because of Denuvo, to tell yourselves and everyone else on this site that the game sucks?

I'll give you my honest opinion
Multiplayer sucks ass, but the single player is what makes the game awesome.
I bought it on g2a for 30$, and I invested 20 hours in the game so far.

i just recently played doom there is no way to walk left or right

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Which sourceport? You can rebind keys, you know that right?

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No, our plan is to laugh at you

calm down i'm a normalbro

It sounds more like envy to me

evny of what

God you're such a dumb faggot–
Alright, maybe you're not that much of a faggot. But yes, you can rebind keys and strafe.

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It sounds to me you're insecure about your decisions so you brag about how 30bux on a game that is not worth more than 10 is totally justified.

Good to know

Envy of someone playing the game that you are unable to play

Did you actually play the game?

But why would i ever want to play nuDooM when i can play the endless amounts of good wads for old doom?

I don't really have a desire to play it

Dubs are pretty compelling. But on the other hand, no.

Fucking pathetic.

44 GET

Yes, maps are nowhere near simple mapping in doom level of quality, sound design is a mess, the campaign is a bore, the gore is playdough levels of stupid and all it has for it going is "HEY REMEMBER DOOM?1!! WELL IT NOW HAS BLOOD AND GORE!1!!1!! AWESUM RYTE'!1!'?"

shit

because its dated

it sounds like you are just cherrypicking user
Campaign is fun as fuck. id did a great job

You're pathetic

Tell me about the shill! Why does he do it for free?

but it's fun

888 is coming HOLY SHIT

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888 GET

dubs

FUCK ME

ACE

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COMPRUEBALOS, PENDEJO.

Checked

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The not-quite shill got trips. We fucked up, guys.

lol

Nah, he's not the shill, he's the faggot.

Noice

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Reminder that very recently some russian fucks actually managed to get a dump of denuvo. Expect cracks soon.

Checked

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If half of you faggots actually got a job and paid for the game you will find out that you were just edgy faggots who criticized the game because you couldn't pirate it

dubs??

no

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lol fag wastes money on nudoom when he could've used it for something important like food

(Bush did it first)
Shills, faggots, what's the difference?

Keep trying, it's really cute. But no, I'm on envious of one thing in life: hot girls with good bodies. And even then, I mostly want to fuck them, not be them. Mostly.

I was thinking of ordering chinese tomorrow
y/n?

why would I buy nuDoom anyways

Why would you want to pay money for this?

PING WING CHING CHONG LONG

y

Stop hurting my feelings

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Y
I'll get some with you.

Aye.
I'll be ordering pizza though. $60 worth of it, to be exact

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I didn't know chinese take out did pizza. :^)
Also spooky because I'm probably having home made pizza tomorrow. Depends on how my family feels and who's cooking when I get home from work.

FUCK YOU, I SAGED

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Posted the wrong gif
fuck a me

Actually, I can afford nuDoom, but I'd rather get this kabar.com/knives/detail/125

I've been dreaming of something like that since I was a little kid.

so what's wrong with the right side again brother?

You can get it for 30 at g2a

user, I…

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I'm not paying 30 bucks. i'll buy it for 10

yes?

I'd rather pay 30bux for Battleborn in any site rather than on THAT.

If you insist

I like my flag more

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Are you blind?

Well, technically home made. Usually don't have time to make the dough, but getting decent store bought dough, some oil, tomato sauce, shredded mozarella, pepperoni, put in a baking sheet. Usually feeds like 6 people with one of those. Pretty tasty and doesn't have a cardboard texture. I like Dominos, but I draw the line at Paisano's. That shit had felt and tasted like cardboard, and they charge you an arm and a leg.

No
I like both Dooms, but you have to understand they are both different and good in their own way
Now be a good boy and go have fun with this game!

You the same faggot from or something?

Your shitposting patterns seem pretty similar.

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Nope

ftfy

Now, let's get this out of the way: Nu-Doom, compared to every other shooter out there from this generation, is way better. Just take a look at Homefront Revolution.

But compared to DOOM 1 and 2? Fuck no. It's not better in any way. Hell, it feels like a gory Serious Sam with an identity crisis.
DOOM3 is better than this.

i am

WHO comes up with these names? Fuck, I want to have a beer with them.

user you are comparing oranges with apples

Damn. Then where is that faggot from, anyway?

Weekend should be over, and the quality should rise up, to Wednesday.

With the homefront comparison? I mean quality.
With the Serious Sam comparison? It's spot on in how it feels.

But be a good goy and pay for the upcoming dlc.

I don't really care for nuDoom and paying 60 bucks for a game is ridiculous. If I'd really want to buy it I'd wait until a 10$ sale. There's enough games to play already, like Doom 1, and enough shit to do that isn't vidya, like reading books.

Not a single clue

Let's all buy Nu Doom and kill ourselves while playing it. Make sure you call the cops first.

Im mildly salty I cant pirate it, yet..

you can grab that fucker for about 30 on g2a, but fuck that i have some impulse control, im sure its enjoyable but its not the second fucking coming of christ

have fun in the desert surrounded by angry hajis when we cut off your 4 billion in welfare, kike

I get paid 50 shekels per jew girl i post by shlomo

lighten up user

I've enjoyed this thread immensely. Thank you.

You're welcome

sad year

That. My three rules for buying AAA games are:
>must have steam achievements :^)

My backlog is so fucking huge that there's just no reason for me to push buggy, incomplete games to the front of the line. Once they're patched the fuck up and feature complete, then and only then will I see where they fit in my backlog.

Still, I appreciate the goyim who buy shit at full retail on release, because without their sacrifice I wouldn't be getting these $10 complete editions.

Why the fuck is Doom $120

I can't wait till it becomes $5 so I can laugh at the morons who bought it full price. Or when Denuvo eventually is cracked. Whichever comes first.

do you actually ever 100% those?

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now i know you arent working for them, theres no way they would pay that much

i'll wait for all the dlc to come out
it'll be cracked by then just like other denuvo games

it's called "strafe" and it was there in vanilla Doom 1
look in the options. I'm almost certain that you could rebind keys for sidestepping left and right but even if you can't the ALT key defaults to a strafe modifier

of course, you probably thought that were stuck using the arrow keys for movement

If the game is particularly good and the achievements aren't stupid shit like "KILL 1000 of X" or retarded multiplayer achievements.

I had a great time getting 100% completion on Dragon's Dogma (broke my rule here, got it for $23) and RE4, for example.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT

you're right man, way better than brutal doom

where the fuck is the porn

thanks user

Denuvo was never cracked
There was just a hole that the hackers found out about it and bypassed Denuvo, like in Dragon Age Inquisition, Mad Max, MGS V, lords of fallen and arkham knight
But Denuvo fixed those holes and now JC3 hasnt been cracked for 6 months

yes, that is how you crack DRM. You find the hole in its defenses and bypass it

I'm angry as well. I dont want to give bethesda money yet I love Doom. Cant believe they jumped on the Denuvo train

Because Denuvo ensures sales because there's no effective cracking right now.

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No
The way cracks worked before was they cracked the steam appid and you would be able to run the game fine
Denuvo is a little tricky because it encrypts your game using your CPUID and doesnt allow you to tamper with the exe file. Meaning it wont work if you copy it to another computer. It also uses x64 encryption which nobody has been able to crack it

Protip: nuDooM is nothing like old doom. Its more of a serious sam clone with more blood and gore. Dont bother.

MORE MORE MORE MORE

Strange how they didnt do it for Fallout 4, maybe they didnt do it so that people could fully mod the game?

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Try shit.

Denuvo once again proves it's only used on horrible games.

But I love Serious Sam

Hahaha.

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I wish it would get cracked, would be nice to talk about it without the constant shitposting.

The regular doom threads are getting hit with nuDoom posters as well, what can ya do, just one less game to talk about on a video game forum.

so like i said i'll just wait for them to crack it like they did all those games you listed
i don't care if it takes six months or ten years because this game doesn't interest me enough to buy, i've already played the first four levels

Before steam they cracked the game by fooling the computer that the original CD was inside the computer

I can't wait for when morons will have bought it even at 5 bucks.
Pathetic.

Then go play serious sam. Atleast wait for the crack so you dont give any money to bethesda.

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Already did. Got to say it looks fucking awesome with all that gore. I am tempted to buy it from russians for 3$ using felix method.

Its the one of the most mediocre games of this year.
Its only getting fanfare thanks to Bethcucks, poor standarts and a shitton of viral marketing.
Fucking Call of Duty and Battlefield have better mechanics and are overall better games than it, thats how bad it is.
Its really fucking mediocre, like pic related.
Why the fuck would you want to pirate this piece of shit?

I'd much rather continue playing Project brutality. From all the footage I saw, its pretty clear that its garbage.

So it was released then?

Might as well do that. I only ask is that you dont give money to bethesda. Buy it from a cd key site if you must.

Because comparing to other FPS's today, its masterpiece. I havent played a fps since serious sam 3

there's your problem right there

I never bought a bethesda game lol.

What problem?

Correction, below average. Also, nice trips.

Oh no, the doggie has brain problems.

thanks trashman

the fact that you're saying shit isn't shit because at least it's dry shit so it doesn't smell bad any more

This is why millennials are cancer, they never tasted anything good so even shit tastes fine to them and they try to convince of it everyone else.

that's a rather delusional way of thinking

You should have seen all the shills

No, its not

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>>>/oven/

Other than that and Metro, some decent taste.

Where's the bait, tard?

Never gave as much of a single shit once the gameplay reveal leaked a while back

Yeah it's so fun.

So fun you're posting about it instead of actually playing it more, right :^)?

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So what? Oblivion won gayme of the year.

neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1222248
WEW

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I can play for 200 hours in a sea of shit, doesnt change the fact I played for 200 hours in a sea made out of shit.

gets

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You had one job, user.

At least the sea of shit is probably someone's fetish. I don't understand why anyone would subject themselves to this unless they're into humiliation. Maybe everyone we're calling morons are fapping to that right now.

SALiM RATO

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i've got around 170 hours in skyrim, that doesn't make it good, does it?

just get pizza instead
chinese sucks

keep em coming

SALiM RATO

Thai takeaway is my gamer fuel. It's a bit healthier than pizza.

SALiM RATO

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Salopard, triple nègre, t'as intérêt à savoir parler Français.

Half of the people in this thread haven't played doom and they are trying to convince others its bad because "it looks shit"

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Je suis frenchman

Do they have special desk setups so you can post here while you suck on Bethesda's dicks? What's that like, anyway? Do they provide you will cushions for your knees, or…?

(OP)
played an hour after homos like you shilled it to the high heavens, refunded it because it was dogshit

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They must have magic penis juice for you to keep bumping this thread. Is it tasty? Is that why you keep doing it? Does it have magical transformative properties? If I drink it, do I become a little anime girl? Because I could see why you'd drink it at that point.

sure buddy

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maybe if you get a job, you could afford the game

I'm going to wait for when someone makes the same game as a zdoom mod for the better doom.

how much in denial are you?

>>>/reddit/

>>>/oven/

ITT: Denial

ITT: We laugh at the cucks who actually spent $60 on the new doom

nice

The new doom is fucking metal

Well said satan

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Whoa, now OP is using proxys

Look at these salty, wasted dubs. Look at this man and laugh at his sad, pathetic existence. I actually feel sorry for you friendo, I am sorry you are too poor to afford this wonderful, fun game, and one you cant even pirate. To speak such nonsense, as to say doom3 was better than any fps really shows how you really feel.

I hope we all are aware this is bait.

It might just be me, but this entire thread seems to have forgotten their prescription. Also, dubs.

post porn
it drives away shills like op

fuck I forgot sage
maybe next time eh?

dammit

its not as good as complex doom, nufriend.
im not falling for this shit.

fuck gotta get these dubs

Honestly impressive bait.

SALMI RATO
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I bought Doom 4 though

excuse me, but you arn't getting dubs toddfucker
die in the shill pit you came from.
this thread is gonna get deleted anyway

Nice one, trips.

And a full house for you, user. You get a complementary blowjob.

Check again. I think I win at this awesome new game called filter the huge faggot.

that would imply i would want bethesda's doom.

Fuck dude, I am not a fan of Bethesda either, in fact never played one of their games, but for you to go this far to try and stop someone from enjoying a game because YOU have a problem with it makes you LITERALLY the same as an SJW. nuDOOM is a fun fuckin game and worth the money to buy. I honestly cant say the same about fallout 4 or whatever elder scrolls they fucked up lately, but goddamn you sound like a fucking fag.

No, SJW prevent games from coming out. I tell people that they have shit taste. You also sound upset despite 'never having played a Bethesda game before'. It's not worth the money for Denuvo alone. It might have been worth it to not have to worry about DRM if the game was actually good. But this shit is beyond reprehensible.

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if dubs then professionally btfo

no its a sign of a shitty thread

I'm so hard right now

user, i can have "fun" playing skyrim's "shit with sprinkles" edition, but its not worth the fucking money.
vid related should be a reason why a doom game shouldn't be on a bethesda engine.

telling Holla Forums to buy nudoom is shilling for nudoom.

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I am so glad that overwatch is here so fags can circlejerk around that and you fucks can shitpost about shilling in those threads. So not being able to make the game a bullethell makes it bad? I really dont get what your trying to show me. I mean I get the idea of the video and also I certainly get the flaws (12 demons at a time is lame af), but fucking fuck dude this is next level nitpicking when the SP is great. Yes we all know the MP is different than what one might want but its surprisingly playable, and the snapmap is actually fun despite the flaws such as the ones in the video. But again, there are already a lot of fun levels even if they dont have thousands of demons in them. Is that the extent of the argument?

denuvo = no purchase

nobody is talking about the MP, you massive cocksucker.
yeah sure, why are you here again?

if people don't buy the game he won't be paid y'know

MP is part of the game, and since I am saying the entirety of the game is fun, that would warrant a single sentence on MP. And what your last sentence even imply? I am actually playing the game right now, the only reason I even had Holla Forums open was because my game CTD'd (another admitted flaw, but happened only 2 times in 49 hours of play) and I wanted to look at some angry bird threads and found myself on Holla Forums while rebooting the game.

Goddamn dude, again with the comedy gold.

Post cute sneks

Face it, shit tastes are common here now. All the nintendo dicksucking should have tipped you off.

If I could pay $60 for Bethesda to lose $60, I would.

you've got to go further
porn to trigger the shills

only seconds until a board volunteer cleans this shithole up.

It's like you don't even go here, and you're just quickly visiting to get paid! Oh wait!
>>>/reddit/
royally go fuck yourself and go back to reddit.

Marks thankfully fixing that with the cycle threads, G'D bless his kike soul.

Nowhere is worthwhile anymore, that's the unfortunate reality. Your choices are here, or nowhere. Have you been to 4chan's Holla Forums at all in the recent past? Makes this place look like a fucking golden meadow.

edgy af

as a fellow trump supporter, and therefore an intelligent person (I assume you are the same), it is quite unfortunate that people like yourself cant understand the difference between paid shills and a single individual that enjoys a game. Sad!

what the fuck

64 FUCKING REVENANTS

THATS IT!?

WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Pretty useless to be honest, threads about to reach bump limit.
Just post something pleasant to the eye

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Only 12 enemies are spawned at time thought, and thats also the max number of enemies youcan face on singleplayer.

There will also no doubt be SnapMap editor DLC seeing how barebones it is, which people will eat up because muh Doom and muh Bethesda.

I agree user.
I guess I must go full out.
TIME TO CRASH THIS THREAD

WITH NO SURVIVORS

good snek

I can see it
they're way too jewish to pass that up

Keep fighting the good fight

You're right about one thing, anons should let other people enjoy what they like. But you can't convince me to buy the new doom if I never liked the games anyways.

Do I need to post this image again? There's no difference between 8ch and halfcuck because they're both infested with redditors.

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come on, you can do better than that.

woodmanspal.com/products/woodmans-pal-military-premium-tool-only

ITT: We laugh at people whose only source of employment is shilling for shit games on Polynesian wire-cutting boards.

The way I see it it goes like this

Have a free (you)

REMOVE SNEK

REMOVE AYY

CASTRATE SNEK LOVERS

GOD IS A HUMAN

because why not, its not like I pay for bandwith, if I can shoot things in the face i tend to give it a go

I want to make up my own mind, I enjoy the bants and the occasional knowledge but I dont really trust any of you niggers, you all have a bee in your bonnet and ants in yer pants

lol i remember turning point, interesting setting horrible game, there is no way its that bad, see this is why i dont trust u peoples

if i downloaded 55giggitygooks without checking release pages if actually crack i would definitely be mad, but i doubt anyone here is that retarded

Im literally the happiest person on this gay ass planet