Bad writings thread

Aside from DmC, which other game also had Shakespearean writing?

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why sell millions when you can sell thousands

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I'll never get over how fucking ugly that thing is

All of the Metal Gear Solid franchise.

HONOR AND DEATH GO TOGETHER LIKE HOTSAUCE AND MY BALLS


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Why do they design a character to be so deliberately ugly?

i almost liked where they were going with that, but that game fell flat too


they can say "our characters aren't about traditional beauty beliefs :^)" to hide the face their modelers are fucking terrible

They made them ugly to a) stand out from one another and b) to look like their fanbase.

Bioshock (all them)
Uncharted
tLoU
Any David Cage game
Fallout 3 and 4
Basically, any game with a story that the writers value more than player agency.

Dongan Ronpa
Seriously talk about horrible writing and that game's up there

I wonder what Tameme's up to nowadays

Amnesia: Machine for Pigs.

How cliche it was, how hard they tried to build up this giant mystery everyone could see coming, and how the writers seriously thought it was good actually got to the point of cringeyness.

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Tonights game of thrones episode

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I thought it was a pretty good way to smack Arya in the face with a reminder of WTF she is supposed to be doing.

Also, that fucking door. I thought I was immune to GOT pain by now but I was wrong. :'(

No it didn't. There barely any racism. Sure, it mentioned slaves and had an interracial couple in trouble but if you had said they were charged with stealing it would've been entirely believable because there was no indication it was really race based at all.

No one called anyone niggers, there was no slave abuse or punishment whipping or branding or scenes of slave auctions or mistreatment of any kind that we actually saw. Having "racism" without showing racism is the cowards way of 'tackling it.'

You imply that bookfags are inbreed retards?

Some tits were pretty nice.

Slavery is racism, you white man!

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It barely had any racism in the game.
Ken Levine just edited out the racial slurs so he wouldn't hurt the SJW's feelings

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It's a pretty fucking sad thing that if we had a "Good writings" thread we could list so small number of games compared to this one

morrowind and the witcher 2 did it the best


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Bioshock Infinite story is mostly about racial discrimination, tho, since the city goes to a civil revolution thanks to niggers.
Bioshock Infinite taught me 2 valuable lessons: Humans are really shitty man power regardless of your skin color and never let nigger go to paradise under any circumstance.

Bioshock 1 taught me almost the same, but change niggers for commies and socialist scum.

QUE TE JODAN

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It was painfully obvious the slavery was race based considering all niggers were slaves. Although the game doesn't expand on that, which is really irrelevant for the story. What you need to know is that slaves, aka niggers, were butthurt and wanted to burn white people's paradise.

It doesn't tackle anything, tho, since as all Bioshock games the moral is pretty neutral, or at least that's what it tried. Revolutionaries were as bad as Commstock.

Without a doubt. I know you were joking, but really. Showing slavery is considered racist in some circles because it 'triggers' people into PTSD and other retarded shit.


Games don't challenge people on any level anymore. Vidya is almost entirely a storytelling medium that's stuck in disney fairytale-level depth.

When they sit there are say 'gaming needs to grow up' I agree but then they say 'we need more things like Last of Us and BioShock Infinite' and I puke a little.

What we need, and I'm sure I'll get my fair share of shitposts for this, more games like Witcher 3. The Baron questline is great, deals with spousal abuse and the mindset then potential redemption arc that goes with it more seriously that you expect from a game nowadays.


It's a shame they don't let Geralt participate in elf bullying. I love me some dead elves in that game. Closest I got was in Witcher 3, coming across some elves being burning to death in a house and leaving to let them cook.

In 3rd they have faggot elfs who tell you that they dont need your help because you are white human. Right after you saved them from gangrape. And you tell them to fuck off.
Funny that elfs are the main evil in witcher universe. Even their gods tel them to fuck off.

The thing is, is that they also, extremely briefly, mentions the Irish as subhuman to the rest of the whites.

Likewise, they don't follow up on it. The potential to have racial issues not only from white to black but also white to white is great - somewhere out there is a writer with some great ideas that's being forced to write, well, BioShock.

There's also a crossdressing elf.

>"With all the talk of Caitlyn Jenner, heres a shoutout to Elihal the brave cross dressing elf from medieval times."
This crazy ride man. I dunno.

FfXII is an actually good attempt at Shakepseare-sounding English.

literally nothing about the entirety of brans sequence made sense

A) Night King can randomly sense when he's looking at him in the past
B) They know they're coming for them fast, but for some reason decide to go to sleep again instead of getting the fuck out
C) Bran is somehow controlling Hodor while in his dream at the same time
D) Implies Hodor is retarded because of TIME TRAVEL as opposed to having been kicked in the head by a horse which is specified repeatedly as the cause of his dimness
E) How the fuck did the white walker army get there that fast
F) Since when was there a tunnel back there, and wouldn't it just lead out even further north
G) Every single zombie was in that fucking tunnel? All of them?
H) How the hell do they expect to run away on foot, in the snow, dragging a sled, in empty tundra, with Hodor buying them a minute at best
I) The little girl throws one spear before running away and it just disintegrates the lieutenant walker instantly? Aren't these guys supposed to be threatening?
J) Why did it take so long to get Bran active? Every other time it's shown them in dream sequences the old man has no trouble waking him up instantly

etc etc

Every actor was male in old times. So crossdresser is not something out of ordinary. Especially for faggot species.

That's because someone's good writing is somebody else's bad writing.

He wasn't an actor, and there are female actresses in the games/books so that's not a convention in the Witcher universe. He was a sword/armoursmith.

He was making clothes. And was hanging out with actors( or street performers or whatever related to subject).

I mean it was not unusual for real world. Also medieval fashion is quite weird .

Truly

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Dismiss. Nothing but pretentious faggots that will never understand videogames.

Isn't that because that entire cast was made up of actors in shakespeare troupe?

You people have no respect for the finer things in life.

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God, that fucking game. When it tried to be dramatic, the flowery-ass writing made goddamn hilarious.
I actually really liked the music and aesthetics, but goddamn if the pretentious writing, short length, lack of gameplay, and lack of scares made it insanely disappointing.

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I also I have nothing to contribute to the thread so sage I guess

Is it short? Holy shit, It felt like the game dragged forever. Didn't even finish that disappointing pile of pig shit.

It's like four hours long.

Depending on when you quit, here's a play-by-play, filtered through three years of not thinking about it whatsoever.
>you sacrifice yourself in a mesoamerican temple while bad guy rants about the horrors of the 20th century in a cryptic fashion (seriously, it's some shit. youtube.com/watch?v=eGwcr9Ysmdk )

I'll be honest that sounds kinda brutal

nuDOOM has a collapsed pile of sticks they call a story that the designers still shove in your face and waste your time with.

True but I did enjoy how doomguy would throw monitors and break speakers just to shut up the voice overs.

I still don't understand how it's possible to make a character so uncharismatic.
At least Alex had some conspiracy shit going for him.

He isn't a swordsmith. He makes clothes, fancy ones at that. He not only dresses up as women too, he just likes pretending to be other people.

Tekken's fun endings are cool as hell mate. I loved that they made an ending vid for every character except for tiger, damn.
It actually feels like effort went into it, unlike some shitty slideshow from mk.

The story and soundtrack are excellent, and really quite powerful. But the gameplay is shit. And plot and music alone do not a good game make.

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It's got its good moments (the scene in London I mentioned before was pretty great youtu.be/HNwBwVIns3I?t=9084), but the good music/sound design/voice acting can't save the game from its shortcomings, especially in comparison to The Dark Descent.
Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking when they removed resource/inventory management, sanity, made the monsters slower and weaker, and made their design less scary?
It's definitely not worth $20 going to the Dear Esther devs. It's not really worth any money in my opinion, but it's a fun game to watch on YouTube.

someone post it

Your wish is my command.

lmao


can't believe this made it in

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The only games nowadays that feature slavery are porn games.

Only the best.

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That first image reminds how in 70s certain music circles decided that the pop and rock and roll music of the 50s and 60s was too immature, so they created the "adult contemporary" genre, which sucked everything fun out of rock and roll for the sake of a more "grown up" image. Stuff like Air Supply and Bread. On the bright side, hatred for adult contemporary was one of the main things that kicked of the punk rock scene.

Maybe that's what vidya needs, some kind of equivalent to punk.

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Can we get more cyberpunk games, then? That'd be awesome.

DURING GOOD TRAVELING WEATHER
Honestly, varging dragons / people / the night's king is kind of what they are building up to. Doing it this way implies that the timeline is circular, self fulfilling prophecy…
Tho the writers have no idea what they are writing and Martin discovered the ire of making an epic series in a time where people can actively pester him and make it a living hell instead of a passionate magnum opus.

Diablo 3.

It helps that the voice actors are not even trying.

Magic. Also i'm pretty sure that wasn't the past, but the present and Night King somehow invaded Bran's dream for the purpose of slapping T.E.C.'s shit.
Nobody knew where the N.K. army was. He could've been days away.
Magic.
Time magic damage or kick to the head? What's more plausible to the Winterfell folk?
They were waiting outside the door, N.K. set the trap.
Plot magic.
Not all of them, but a fuckton.
You can't see shit during a blizzard, tracks get covered up almost instantly.
Dragon glass-tipped spear.
T.E.C. fucking died. Maybe Bran had trouble waking from a dream on his own - who the fuck knows.

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Ugly vidya womyn are not intimidating to 3dpd.
Long story short, women hate other women who are prettier. So make an ugly character so not as ugly women feel better about themselves.

You can't even type the name of the game you are shitting on lmao.

TL;DR magic = shitty writing.

bump to this nice thread

Sorry, cyberpunk has been co-opted by the SJWs, such as the latest editions of Shadowrun books having paragraphs of ranting about misogynistic hackers.