Bad writings thread

Aside from DmC, which other game also had Shakespearean writing?

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why sell millions when you can sell thousands

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I'll never get over how fucking ugly that thing is

All of the Metal Gear Solid franchise.

HONOR AND DEATH GO TOGETHER LIKE HOTSAUCE AND MY BALLS


TAKE A SUCK

Why do they design a character to be so deliberately ugly?

i almost liked where they were going with that, but that game fell flat too


they can say "our characters aren't about traditional beauty beliefs :^)" to hide the face their modelers are fucking terrible

They made them ugly to a) stand out from one another and b) to look like their fanbase.

Bioshock (all them)
Uncharted
tLoU
Any David Cage game
Fallout 3 and 4
Basically, any game with a story that the writers value more than player agency.