Fuck You

I was a """bi""", anarcho-feminist eco-warrior (all the traits that got rolled into "SJW", but long before that term existed) back in the day, so I boycotted Newgrounds because of it's seal-clubbing and "blame goths for school shootings" games. Anybody got any recommendations to get me caught up?

EMO-BOY

ha-ha holy shit you missed out

Remember this classic boys?

Imagine the kind of shit you could get away with, in terms of processing power and content, with old school graphics?

Even more, flash graphics like that.

Just imagine.

Now return to your 30fps, 2080p Walking Cuck simulator.

I didn't want to

Cmon id kill to back to 2006

Daily reminder that Newgrounds is 22 years old.

FEELING OLD YET?

Nigga, Arin Hanson couldn't play his way out of a fucking paper bag, let alone the hole his worthless ass dug himself into with his multiple times of throwing his older Egoraptor fans and Jon-Era GG fans under the bus. Whether he either uses inopportune times in any given GG episode to insert his personal politics into places they don't belong, either he, his fagtacular pet kike Danny, or his FAS-afflicted orc of a wife fucks up royally, or he takes any chance to piss all over the friendship he and Jon shared on a public stage (pic related), Arin can go fuck himself for everything he did, and all the talent he wasted on his dumbass show.

Oney's a good boy, though.
>inb4 the "hi faggot shows up due to an opinion he doesn't like being shared

if were gonna mention ego atleast remember the good times

I completely forgot that Tom Fulp used to do shit and lost his edge when he got a child, what happened to their forced memes?

I don’t know but that entire pissing scene will always make me laugh after all this time

pic related is the perfect summation of Arin.

Arin "I can't play Zelda correctly" Hanson

Is he a worse player than Darksydephil?
I've seen DSP have trouble getting out of a room that literally only had three walls.

What the fuck did Oney do?

Arin's been a faggot for a long time, anybody who thinks otherwise is a fool.

Borderline, for sure.

Why putting efford in your life? Why not give up? I give up, because I know, putting efford in something won't ever make me as successful as some retards who don't try. And finally:

Holy shit did Arin try hard there. The Megaman video was brilliant and you could think he knows stuff about videogames, but this is fucking embarrassing. How he whines about a 3D environment in a 90s game, where 3D games were still at the beginning. How he's too shitty to play it and blame the game. How he complains that the game uses the fucking 3D feature by putting puzzles and targets all over the place, because otherwise - why should it be 3D? How he complains about the targetting system and is too stupid to fight a group of enemies without it, considering you can turn the camera behind you with a button press.

That's the shit with Arin, he's nostalgic towards nothing and his knowledge is super limited. He's not even fucking qualified to make videogame videos. There. Jontron is. He fucking isn't. And Dan is just there to talk about dicks a lot. Might as well say Bazinga and the mass applauds.

Fuck the mass.

Also: They don't even read into games other people send them FOR FUCKING FREE!

Both sides are just full retarded in that case.

Who cares post new grounds shit

Pointing out incredibly obvious shit about a game's opening level does not constitute being knowledgable about videogames. People act like he's some kind of authority on game design despite never making one, and being terrible at them.

Hey look, a cuckchan refugee.

He stopped animating and became a let's player.
Nothing else really afaik though thank god, it'd be incredibly depressing if he turned out to be another virtue signalling sperg.

So… is this a Newgrouds thread?

Anyone remember that two parts edgy russian animation about a rusian skinhead with psychic powers, a fly that can get inside people's brains and a 40k comissar wanting to turn skinhead into a supermarine?

What the fuck, no.
About when did it come out?
I do remember a very well animated (for newgrounds) flash about some woman in a post apocalyptic land and there was some action where she was rolling around and shooting motherfuckers.
Angel something. Well, it had angel in the name somewhere.

Yeah, I remember that.

The only other thing I remember about it is that the same author made another edgy animation called Smile or something like that.

I just want to know what is the name of a song in the second animation.

Fallen Angel perhaps?

About the animation I ask about, I mean.

Sorry bud I can't really help you there.

Yeah I think that was it.

Fukc I remember this.

Wasn't he working with Pebbles etc to bring Hellbenders to TV or something?

Who came out best from the new grounds people? Did any of them break into tv or film (even as a animation slave)?

>implying the standard of success is working at one of the (((big companies))) that use their chokehold on the industry to pump out soulless identical products
>implying that you're successful if you let said (((big companies))) kill not just your artistic freedom but your creativity itself
Get a load of this wagecuck.

What the fuck is Tank Men even

I'm still waiting for the continuation of "Link's quest for ass"

I'm gonna take that as no-one actually went anywhere. They all just got normal jobs or went on to be internet losers.

Yeah and their pilot was overlooked in favor of Mr. Pickles.
There was a lot of butthurt from their fans over that, and since then neither one of them has done much of anything in regards to animation.

I'm still waiting for a new episode of Bill Cosby's Extreme Show.

is there a single video that was on newgrounds that tops this one?

Man what the fuck happened I know this is essentially full on fucking anime madness but at least the people who made this shit had passion for their work. All those random violence flash cartoons with stick figures or just random shit had more fluid animation than most shit airing on todays networks. You would atleast think some of these kids would have went into the industry and make their dream gun porn gore filled cartoon like they did on new grounds.

This board makes me the right amount of angry and depressed after reading some posts

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Xombie should have been picked up for a series.
That it wasn't shows that the utter state of the industry isn't for a paucity of talent or inspiration, it's the executive leeches only greenlighting utter shit.
Newgrounds was a breath of fresh air, because it let the animators speak directly to the audience without bowdlerisation or executive meddling. If Tom Fulp hadn't lost interest, and found a way to monetise it, it could have been the new Netflix. But if the boss wanders off with his dick in his hand, short of buying it out, whadaya gonna do?

Newgrounds was my best friend growing up. Such a wonder world to come to after a short day of school.

Of course I remember, silly OP

Even if they did, there is no way in hell the higher ups would fund it.

I wondering if Jon being redpilled and Arin being a latent cuck had anything to do with them breaking up.

It got a comic where the loli grew up into a slutty teenager.

You btfo

FUCKING DROPPED

Hey Beebo, how's it hangin'?

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not as good as the originals

Boy that name's not aged well. Awesome shit otherwise, though. Wonder if that same team could be bought back together to animate The Story of the Whos, or just finish this, with enough shekels?

Pretty much everything he knows about game design comes from listening to Jonathan Blow speak.

Incidentally he made a video making fun of Jonathan Blow. Blow was so ass devastated that he featured it in Indie Game: The Movie, where he used it (along with Soulja Boy's video about Braid) as an example of people making fun of him and not understanding what he was trying to do. Arin was such a cuck that he promptly took the video down from his channel, despite saying in the original description that the fact that he admires Jon Blow does not mean he cannot make fun of him.

Hey check out what I found in the rubble

What did that series end up as anyways? Did they ever make that third game?

Whats the point its the action packed 2nd half without the character building 1st

NO I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, WEEEEEEH

I remember this one short where Lyle McDouchebag (used to be called Guitarmaster77) was voicing this absurd animation with some other guy that was making fun of this fat voice acting youtube chick that normally does the voice for Twilight Sparkle in fan vids.

You say that like it's a bad thing :^)

Anyone remember?

You mean Druox?

Which episode of tankmen was this?

no build up

it wasn't, it was a fan made episode with like 5 new tankmen and a girl tankmen

newgrounds.com/collection/tankmen

newgrounds.com/portal/view/437438

Well I mean for someone reason there are actual eyes in a madness animation for once

The vid is similar enough but not the one I was talking about. It had animation of her shitting in a bathtub and wearing a corset but yeah still pretty funny.

Shit I think I found the vid.

what the fuck happened to Lyle

Dex is around but hes a major whore now

I think Lyle still does vids on his own channel. I know he did these comedy videos using TF2 characters. That and he apparently did a gaming stream with ChrisRayGun. Also he did some movie reviews.

Didn't he go furry and become dishonoured wolf?
If not the dude sounds exactly like him.

There were a handful of animations I consider art, and a handful that displayed real talent, and a few that could get you right in the feels.

I thought Lyle and Dishonoured wolf were two different people. I guess they sound alike.

I still remember Newgrounds old ass logo, the tankmen series didn't last jack shit and the series was "continued" by anyone else.

Blockhead was one of the few flash animations that didn't rely on Adam Sandler humor or gory ass shit.

What the HELL were you doing!?

They haven't tried to sell it to somebody else? I mean, shit, if Arin can become a shitty C-list sitcom actor in a shitty, C-list Dan Harmon produced YouTube Red sitcom, then Oney can at least sell the pilot they busted their ass for three years on, to somebody other than Adult Swim. Fox, Comedy Central, Kikeflix, JewTube Red. Surely somebody would want it?

That's where you're wrong kiddo.
They'd only get accepted by big name studios if they handed over all rights to their creation and allowed it to be mutilated by sociopathic executives.

That might have been true about twenty years ago. But shit's changed.

SHIT NEVER CHANGES.

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I miss Joe Zombie. Yeah, in hindsight it was B-series at best, but that's part of the charm. Wish Rob had given it a proper conclusion rather than run off to C&H (which he also ruined).

*before he ran off to C&H

I'm more annoyed Madness Retaliation 2 died.

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Fuck, that takes me back. All of those old games are still there. They're total ass compared to most of what we have now, but it's nice to go back to every so often.

If it helps, Krinkels did come back and make a video called ROMP.FLA. I saw it on Youtube, was uploaded 11 months ago. Isn't the same, but figured you should know.

I fucking miss JohnnyUtah, his shit was great.

Sexualobster can be hit and miss, and SpeedoSausage does some good stuff. JonnyEthco (i,e: Prostitute Mickey, Fucking Witcher Horse, Battlefield Friends) now goes under the name Appsro and does Let's Plays with the rest of the Battlefield Friends crew under Neebs Gaming.

it wasn't even a series man, people just latched onto the first episode because it was good

man i grinded so hard for those secred naked pictures of tom but the points price just kept increasing :(

Yes, look it up

they are

Flash movies that are no longer on the main site, then?

Pretty much every user tbh

You say that but I have yet to see any examples of that being the case.

Self-publishing is hard, but it's the only way to avoid getting cucked out of your own creation.

that video is ultra shit and you should feel bad for posting it

I've never seen them at the same place at the same time.

No it wouldn't.

It would turn into modern day YouTube.
The second that money comes into the equasion, the passion for making content turns into making content just for money.

Look at the whole "prank" genre youtube had.

Nah, it think it's more to do with the fact that john was being forced to do GG eps so often that it left barely any time for him to do is own episodes.

I'm honestly supprised.

It wasn't that good honestly.
Plus, people mostly remember Salad Fingers when Firth is brought up.

I disagree. It wasn't 10/10 but it was a funny b-grade series.