Well, Holla Forums?

I choose dubs

Now

quality post

Your thread is a much shit as you are a faggot OP, suck a bag of dicks.

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Checm these consecutive 6s

Fuck

Check these 7s thought

If sucking at dubs was a career, you'd be a very mediocre employee doing less than the norm, but not getting fired because it's too much paperwork.

B

Command and Conquer

I choose c and pick Psionic Sandwich, then manifest metamorph to turn into a cute 2D girl and fuck my waifu.

The last guardian

Give me an actual sequel to morrowind please

A - Torture that one faggot Kotaku reviewer for 10 years. Contributed to the cancer.

This is the worst pick one I ever seen.

Someone post something better

Your consciousness ends when you become a sandwich, can't do that.

WHAT THE FUCK. WHY IS THE SANDWICH MADE WITH WHOLEMEAL BREAD.

B

Paper Mario if that counts, otherwise Goemon.

could I punish an entire company with A?
if not sandwich me up fam.

B advance wars or battlelion wars.

gas urself

3 TOTAL options ur a pile of useless shit, stupid.
The only winning move is not to play.

TES.

B

Half-Life

pls Gaben i need it

B

Asheron's Call

option a

TOD MUST PAY FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST FALLOUT

Option A
victim: OP

Does Option A include Anita, Hillary and or Soros

B, as A does not ensure they won't remain delusional.

I could live with that.

A just makes me depressed. I don't want to hurt people.

B sounds good. I'd like for another great Rance game to come out. Recent additions have been okay, but I want another masterpiece to come out so we can all enjoy it.

C would be nice, but it's kinda selfish.

B

Half Life 3

Option D, I get dubs

All Option are shit

>That's a shit looking sandwich which is probably appropriate

Option A

The only thing greater than my own pleasure is another's suffering

I know how to not fuck up.

B: The Dark Cloud Franchise.

Here's my reasoning.

1: Level-5 isn't a completely shit company.
2: This way they will realize the path of the DLC isn't the wy to go.

C, obviously.

I don't even have a waifu, but "end of consciousness" sounds neat.

B.

Metal Gear

It's been a while since the last good one.

B
I want a good sequel to God Hand

Fuck it, C. Both A and B would be great but muh fetishes.

C. My waifu doesn't even eat, I just want to end the suffering.

Pick C, say I want to be a me sandwich. This causes me to be converted into a 2D character and be transported to the 2D world between 2 pieces of bread. From there I can do anything.

Your conciousness doesn't continue as a sandwich though. Your husk just a cardboard cutout of yourself in between two slices of bread. Unless your waifu eats paper, you'll simply be discarded. Maybe she'll eat the bread.

Maybe my consciousness won't go on, but a 2D copy of it will be created instead. I guess for all intents and purposes I will be dead, but a me will go on to live as an anime character.

Medievil

I don't want another C&C4

Seconding this.

A and C are pointless.
I take B, and I'll wish for a sequel to VtMB.

Oh shit, didn't realized I'd been beaten already.

No you retard. You become a sandwich. Sandwiches can't fucking think you retard. You will become a sandwich, get eaten (maybe) and then get digested. If you were conscious you would experience every bite, chopping your body up into pieces 'til there is nothing left but goop. You will go through the digestive track into her stomach where you will be drained of all vitamins, minerals and whatever fucking nourishment you have. You will then go into her intestines to get further drained of nourishment. Your fluids will be pushed out and then you will be shat out between your waifus buttocks I guess that's pretty hot though.

That's a pretty wide range of people, can you be more specific?

The image says sandwich of my choice, so what if my choice of ingredients is 2 x bread slices and 1 x me?

That's even more fucked up. She'll find two pieces of bread with a corpse between them.

But "me" surely refers to my person at the moment of speaking, as it's the most accurate. Since I'm alive right now, why would I be dead after being sandwiched? Technically speaking, a sandwich is anything between slices of bread. I don't need to be altered to be made into a sandwich.

I want a real new Total Annihilation.

It'll sell too poorly to get a sequel, but all I need is one.

template thread. fuck off.

It may be you but you wouldn't have any consciousness. You'd be a vegetable

I like how Holla Forums shares ideas from both sides.

Don't try to cheat the genie you fucking madman

Your consciousness ends when you're turned into a sandwich, the you ingredient is either your comatose or your dead corpse.

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You can't be "National Socialist" without being socialist.

Option A is retarded. Far more than one person is responsible for ruining the video game industry.

Option C is lol so randumb xD

Option B is the only one worth a damn. I'd revive Jet Set Radio Future. It may be raped afterwards, but at least one great game will come of it.

But your consciousness ceases at the moment of the transformation. You will be a vegetable. You won't be able to fuck anyone because you can't talk. If they're quick enough they may put you on life support for some time until they pull the plug.

Shit, the guy is right.
He's not asking to be put between two slices of bread, but rather for a perfect, living replica of himself to be put there.
He is then killed - his consciousness ceases - and his remains are rearranged into another him + bread. At worst it'll lose the memory of the last few moments of existence.
Since his waifu can choose whether to eat him or not, she will probably decide against cannibalism.
And while from the perspective of user he is dead, for all intents and purposes, to the outside world, he just teleported, and there now exists a being who can happily live with his waifu.

well?

No wonder she didn't eat you, you're disgusting user.

Now you're talking…

I'll take the best at video games one. I will become an e-sporter, crushing anyone I see for money. I will then proceed to play Dwarf Fortress with my feet and Doom with my tongue.

So basically he cucks himself with a copy of himself.

I'll take the meme killer, since politics are filled with fallacies or outright, I'm sure a lot of them can be considered memes. The ability to kill one a month means I can destroy an entire party in the span of a year.

B
Super Smash Bros.

It does not specify that I can only kill internet memes.
The ability to kill any meme within any culture on earth gives me a great deal of control over humanity. I can bend it to my will, or turn it into a blank slate in a day and reshape it from scratch.
I am the meme god.

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Does this mean I can make a hat bomb or hat full of sharp objects and teleport that onto a person's head?

Am I the only person who wants hat teleporting powers?

It's not as randumb as you think.

kill yourself with you "am I the only one" bullshit.
No, you're not.

Kill yourself, you faggot.

Lead by example.

Niggers first.

okay, then, let me put it differently:
kill yourself.
Actually, even if there were six hundred posts above you disagreeing with you, you still are a beneath-9gag-level faggot for using "am I the only one…"

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I'm fine with bioware still being shit after they make it, and if it's Obsidian instead, I'd be fine with that too.

the other choices accomplish nothing, although it would be interesting to be a sandwich, but if your consciousness ends it's not worth it.

Fuck blue people.

U R SHIT

UR SAMMY IS SHIT

U DESERVE RAPE

B.

Make Pandemic Great Again

If the sandwich version of you is a perfect, identical replica of yourself, then it would for all intents and purposes be you. It might not be the original you, but by the laws of determinism, it would fulfill all actions exactly as you would, and have all of your memories. You cease conscious thought at the exact moment it does, but as it is you in all regards, it would be the same as immediately waking up. Your memories might be jumbled, but even that is not a certainty given the short gap of the scenario.

Humans are typically special as there is only one of yourself. But if there is a second, identical copy, then it is you, so long as your cessation of consciousness is at the exact moments it consciousness begins.

So with all of this being said, C appears the ideal scenario. But there is no guarantee you'll get your waifu, which hurts badly. So B is the best choice, unless you enjoy the suffering of others, which would of course make A ideal.

Meme killer.

we are facebook now

wake v up
wake this board inside
it can't wake up

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

what if it is a living sandwich with grabbing activated counsciousness

i.e as soon as the user sandwich is handed to the semen demon it becomes instantly a real 2D human bean

Ego is a thing, cloning yourself is only worth if you want something to be done, not if you want to do something.

I'm just here to checkem

B.

Call of Duty

This is probably the most useful one.
Maybe you might become e-sports cancer and get some good pay with being best at video games, maybe you can hack into shit and make good use off of anything virtual even though you'll ultimately be traceable if you do anything self benefiting but if you can teleport hats (assuming this means you can pick what kind of hat) the possibilities are endless

That may apply if you're speaking to a clone with variant memories and experiences which diverge from yours. But we're currently discussing the idea of a perfect replica. Something that begins at the exact moment the former ends. If you subscribe to the belief that there is no soul, and death is the end of all things, then perhaps you are right. But if you believe in the idea of a soul, then you can hardly deny that the soul would have to remain affixed to the person which is you, even if that person has experienced a change in locations.

Then there is the ambiguity of the phrase "your consciousness ends with the moment of being transformed". One can be "unconscious" and then recover. There is an end, but it is not a permanent one. In this case, it is very much like going from a state of wakefulness to sleep, and at that exact same moment returning to wakefulness. It would a shock, perhaps, but that's about it.

Then again, this is a magical scenario that we're discussing, which leaves it impossible to give a solid answer of function to.

A doesn't fix anything, so B is the only right choice, because you actually get videogames out of it. No Holla Forumsirgin would say otherwise.

I pick Westwood Studios. They are going to herald a new age of RTS'es with the latest installment of Dune.

B.

Descent.

B.

If you're are assuming the clone is a perfect replica, why would the original's soul be transferred rather than copied ?

When a person is considered clinically dead, and "brought back to life" through a medical procedure, do they have a different soul?

Can you cure clinical death by transforming the subject into a sandwich containing its not-clinocaly-dead-self knowing the process ends the subject consciouness ?

>break into the white house's bank account :^)

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GIVE ME A NEW VIEWTIFUL JOE

I used my second reaction image too early:

Impossible to test, as we don't have magic.

free radical was making this. I have the game files myself.

If you want to verify anything about magic all you can use are the rules of the magic itself. It says your consciousness ends. So it ends, period.
If not, then you may wake up a ham sandwich just in time to feel yourself get eaten by your waifu, which turns a shitty wish into a shitty grimdark wish.

Option B. Revive F-Zero.

B

Jagged Alliance 3.13

Btw, I pick option B, Rapelay.
For maximum feminist buttpain.

christfags get out this is fedora tipping and science territory

A. Todd Howard.

Your lies will have consequences.

B for Blood

Time to excise all the cancer from this site.

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Todd raped my hopes and dreams with his lies not once, but 3 times.

Except a ham sandwich is not identical to you, while you yourself are identical to yourself. Consciousness ends, with the base assumption it does not restart. But if it is you, your consciousness would resume. That's perfectly by the rules.

Kill a meme once a month
Any other choice except hats is something achievable through skill and self-betterment.
I will be the meme killer

Option B: Guild Wars

There's already a new Descent game being made, it's called Overload.

It's not yourself, it's a sandwich ingredient that was described as you. So you turn into you + 2 slices of bread and your consciousness ends. I don't think it's impossible to be a vegetable with a functional brain.

You're just asking for GW4 to be the worst thing imaginable. ANet is dead.

So then you choose the ingredient to be "me and my conscious"

Except you yourself are not a vegetable. So if it's a perfect replica of you, it could not be a vegetable. It would have to be you.

The worst case scenario for you in this is painless death without having to suffer through old age. The best is waifu. In any case, you might want to go out and spread your seed before making the decision. Just to leave an impact on the world.

Guild Wars 2 doesn't exist.

That would skip GW2 and whatever new pile of shit they're making GW3 into.

I pick A and kill all games on Steam.