Overwatch Thread

To prevent a flood of marketing and / or redundant threads about the same upcoming Blizzard release, discuss anything related to Overwatch (positive AND negative) in this cycled thread. In compliance with Rule 6, any other Overwatch threads will be locked and / or deleted.

DO NOT SPAM OR DUMP PORN IN THIS THREAD.
Also, please report any duplicates from this moment on. Do not spam them.

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Fuck this game, everybody post porn.

It's shit.

Is this going to be standard procedure for every major AAA release from now on?

Gotta keep the kikes happy by allowing at least one advertisement thread.

post porn here
>>>/vp/

I preferred the Doom 4 approach of shitting on threads until the stopped.

This website is essentially fucking tumblr

I don't see how allowing discussion of a game in a way that actively prevents thread spam and advertising is 'keeping the kikes happy', buddy.

I guess you'd rather ban games you don't like, right?

Holla Forums

there is literally nothing wrong with dumping porn in shill threads, there was literally only one person complaining about it. meanwhile the other hundreds of users on the board must be enjoying it if they're not complaining about it.

if you want proof, make a strawpoll.

What gave you that idea?

At least lock/delete the other Overwatch threads and ban anyone who posts Overwatch shit outside this containment thread.

As if containment threads ever helped. You want another Undertale?

Why not allow an overwatch thread? Heck, let's bring back undertail threads while we are at it! Let's not forget that homosuck is getting a video game too, let's bring in that cancer while we are at it!

Undertale is a very different game to Overwatch, and both attract different kinds of players and discussion.

Okay bruv.

But what about Overwatch porn?

I mean this juicy slut is just asking for it.

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WHY DONT THEY JUST

PUT THE MARKETING DOLLARS

INTO THE GAMEPLAY

SO THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO TRY AND FORCE YOU TO LIKE OVERSHILLED

It's true though,you sound like a retard.

I love when marketers "try" and play coy

key word being "try" because it's actually just a fucking cringe attempt to fit in and subvert the already existing culture

no one here is getting tricked into giving Blizzard a new cash injection

basically Overwatch marketers are worse than hitler

Colon cancer is very different from stomach cancer.

u wot

Great argument m8!

no stop making these thread a thing
sexual marketing is still shilling you shill
>>>/vp/7753

without porn dumps this thread will die
and thats what Holla Forums want

Where do you think you are?

But user that would take effort to make! You don't want those poor people at Blizzard to overwork do you? With a shitty TF2 clone everybody wins!

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The average Blizzard fan will like it no matter what. It's just a matter of getting those juicy initial sales.

And you can bet your virgin asshole that there are plenty of people RIGHT NOW on Holla Forums who intend to buy the game.

If you do nothing and let threads be created, you get this:
archive.is/TCXxR
Ctrl+F: Overwatch
Ctrl+F: Battleborn

If you clamp down on any discussion of the game, then you're preventing a video game (as shitty and overrated as it might be) from being discussed on Holla Forums.

Why are porn dumps not being allowed? Because people were creating even more threads just to ask for porn, any porn. When that happens and there are five plus [triple AAA release] threads popping up at any time, even when porn dumps are allowed, then the strategy failed. Top-of-mind awareness is still being achieved.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top-of-mind_awareness

Keeping it one cycled thread is the best way we've found to keep discussion active (for people that want to talk about it) in a way that causes the least amount of bother to users that might not be interested in this game. Also, it keeps the catalog from being absolutely flooded with the same threads.

There's no gay heroes though. Or trannies.

you're living in a fantasy land, op

Are you that shocked? Holla Forums also supports pic related. We have lost, our hobby is dead and all we can do is sift through the ashes and hope for a gem from time to time.

enjoy your ban user


it is not an avatar
it is a meme

there's way too much movement, it's distracting and it looks spastic

Would you rather have one thread which you can hide containing all the cancer, or have it spread across several threads which are then bumped by the le ebin porn dumps?

Seems a bit early but we already had a thread shilling for pre-orders of this game today, no doubt there would have been more of those over the next days. So maybe this is necessary as a preemptive measure.


All other Overwatch threads will be locked and deleted. Basically, if you don't want to see Overwatch, you pretty much only have to hide this thread now and you should be good.

Took you long enough. Overwatch shills have been shilling their shitty tf2 knock off for weeks now.

'kay

oh

Not everyone supports Amiibos, only a little part of the nintendofags do

I'd much rather have no threads at all and have people yelled at for trying to talk about Overwatch et al because otherwise they'll believe they are accepted here. See Undertale.

So, you're in favour of banning discussion of games you don't like?

watch out guys, this Shill is going all out!

try posting GOOD females from Jizzard ?

Yes, actually. If I wanted to read and talk about the latest AAA shitfest I'd go to Reddit. I expect Holla Forums to have better taste than that, however.

Perhaps I expect too much.

WHO
WOULD
HAVE
GUESSED?

You sound like a massive hipster.

There has never,ever,been a time when Holla Forums did not talk about the latest shit,even if it's mostly negative.

You are throwing a gigantic fit that there is a single thread to talk about a video game you hate.

WHO
WOULD
HAVE
CHECKED

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shut the f*ck up

Rather than being a "ban what I don't like ;_;" 4cuck, have you considered posting in threads you like and avoiding the ones you don't?

why couldn't this be all female? Would be a lot easier to watch then.

Also those of you who played overwatch, can you give some details on the game. How does it work? Dedicated servers? Or this crappy p2p thing? Also is it going to be released on steam? Just want to know if there is a chance for it getting cracked mp.

this is a dub thread bman
do it
and save Holla Forums from the shills

Now you're just baiting.

I don't know what your standards for "gigantic fit" are but I doubt they're very high.

It's extremely easy to spot shit games these days, right from the first footage. Holla Forums said Nu-Doom was going to be shit: It turned out to be shit. Holla Forums said FO4 was going to be shit: It turned out to be shit. Why should Overwatch or be any different then?

kek protects!

Have you seen the game on Youtube?

Yes? then you've seen ALL there is too see, I wish I was fucking joking

boring, it's boring and stale. game is designed to hook you in for 3 weeks than whatever, thanks for your install price! now we can work on our latest Jewhearth Expansion :)

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I have actually only watched that short clip by cr1tikal, and that doesn't really show much. I am not a fan of youtube videos. Watching those is painful for me.

Yeah, that's exactly what a marketer wants. for you to piss off and let the OverHive keep growing and growing (not in actual players, but rather in meme status ala Undertale)

well fuck you I don't want this hornet nest in my FUCKING HOUSE

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Who's arguing whether or not these games are shit though?

I'm arguing that having one thread to contain the people with shit taste is not a fucking tragedy.

Your childish perspective of our hive mind has agreed we don't like this game,do not allow those who wish to speak of it on Holla Forums! is some cuckchan level idiocy.

If there is no one on Holla Forums who wants to talk about a videogame,if they all hate it,then no one's gonna talk about it right?

In fact,the fact that there's no one in this very thread actually discussing Overwatch and just arguing this point instead proves your fears are overblown.

you arn't making any sense, turfer'

I wonder who could be behind this post!

you fucked up and lost you dumb cunt, fuck off and die with your beloved marketwatch

Or maybe I just really want to fuck a video character. Not everyone who does things you dislike is part of some fucking plot.

Except the marketers and shills. It's not like they're hard to spot either. They're the ones defending shit like this

My point is that instead of banning games that are cancerous, we should limit the 'damage' they inflict. If there's one thread on a game you don't like which you can easily hide on Holla Forums, is that thread doing you harm?

no but the anecdotal evidence and current marketing zeitgeist makes your timing…questionable, at best.

But user, I already follow kikes. I live in america. :^)

Notice how this ONLY seems to happen to games that receive no big marketing budget however.

I'm sorry have you been anywhere with internet access over the last several months? are you seriously trying to pretend Overshilled isn't being marketed at every fucking avenue possible?

you act like it's just one thread that popped up and that's it, the fact that you PRETEND is sign enough of what your endgame is

to shill.

stop censoring me

It's giving shills an open door. How do you not see how that's bad?
The mere fact that you think Overmeme threads should be allowed proves you're a shill

stop shilling then

Bad games attract bad posters who will proceed to make bad posts all over the board. It's a self-reinforcing cycle. Like women in the workplace.

Are you going to address my argument (keep one thread for discussion, remove others) or scream flavour-of-the-month buzzwords?

I'd rather have people shill one thread (which, I will stress, you can hide) than have Holla Forums turn into another "ban these triggering games" shithole.

This kind of thinking will turn this place into Neogaf in no time.

All you need is mod support in your idiocy and this place is done.

This guy gets it.

i'm not arguing with a makreter who gets paid to move goal posts

just understand you're a cunt and the sub=par product your pushing like some fucking crack dealer on the street, isn't fooling anyone but kids and nu-males and fat lonely chicks

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pls stop, someone might think you're serious

in what way is posting porn shilling? don't marketers hate that? or have they decided to embrace it because they can't stop me?

oh, look! I found your Overwatch marketing strat right here.

rational? what a load of bullshit./wiki/Slothful_induction

The fallacy is an ad hoc fallacy and an informal fallacy.

In spite of this, someone insists Y was caused by something else

That's you.

Suck Jewzzard's cum in DLC hell you fuckwad

I actually tried to pre-order Overwatch today,
Blizzard won't accept my debt card (literally everything else on the internet takes it)

Blizzard won't let me pay with my debt card through paypal, would have to link a bank account then wait a week for funds to go into the paypal account.

If I went down to a net-cafe and bought a blizzard gift card with cash it would take 3 days for blizzard to verify the funds.

To buy a physical copy a a local store I have to get the overpriced hat edition with a statue, which costs 90 fucking dollarydoos.

I wanted to buy their shit game but they made it impossible to do by release without spending 35 extra dollars for a fucking gorilla statue.

Everyone thinks marketers hate porn so that's obviously what a marketer would post to try and fit in

Holla Forums is not an open system, despite people claiming it is. The average Reddit poster for example doesn't like to come here. Why? Because the board culture is far less positive and lenient towards his meaningless brain farts.

But if you let people forcibly inject a different approach into the board, it'll ever so slightly shift.

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Something really pisses me off about Overwatch, mobas and a lot of multiplayer titles as a whole, and that's the fact that more often than not you're relying on hud elements to tell what's an enemy than the graphics of the actual game.

Take a game like TF2 or even Tribes Ascend, every class had distinct tells that you could recognize immediately. The silhouettes and VAs in TF2. Unique sounds for spinfusor variants, different bulkiness in armor. Specific VAs for VGS for each class in Ascend. Also the colors.

Then you have shit like Smite or the more recent Battlefields, where a lot of characters look very alike(For example see Raijin and Ravana in Smite, or any class besides recon in Battlefield) and are only distinguishable up close or by whatever the HUD tells you. This drives me up the wall specially in Battlefield because what you are aiming at isn't an enemy, but the magical red triangle that pops up on top of the enemy via that spotting mechanic

With overwatch it looks to be very similar. What bugs me is that the silhouettes are kind of distinct but you still can't tell who's on whose team without hud elements because everyone has to have their skins and cosmetics now, god forbid someone takes the effort to make skins faction appearance related.

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Can I have your job at marketing instead?

don't you have some girl on girl action? I don't want to look at dicks.

Sure thing. I get paid 10 shekels per post.

The stupidest fucking thing are the red outlines on the enemy team.

It just says we gave up making the enemy team distinct enough to be recognizable,here,have a red outline around them.

TF2 handled it beautifully with the Red vs Blue thing though.

Overwatch is just a poor man's TF2, it's just annoying I have to hear them screech and pretend it's anything BUT watered-down TF2

fucking christ I wish I could hide all Overwatch threads but they never use the same words so I can't

Making good FPS games is a lost art.

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You mean after the biggest open beta of all time? A lot of people got exposed to the waifus and now want porn.

Same thing happened with LoL and WoW normalfag + popularity = porn juggernaut.

But that's the whole point of having a single thread about this and deleted the other ones.

You could filter the word overwatch, unless you like Firaxcom.

I explained my point to the guy, and all he did was ignore me and scream "shill". Why bother going on?

why do you deny things that everyone can read?

everyone saw that I gave you a reply and all you did was throw down two reaction images and call it a day

why must marketers be so poorly trained and unbearable, can't you be entertaining or something?

Because you are doing the same shit. Everyone knows why this game is a piece of shit but you go on and on crying for some made up injustice over a fucking video game. You are using kike tactics, no wonder everyone is calling you out on your shit.

so, they'd take the hit of a bit of bad, porn-related publicity just so they could shill their terrible game? would they call their game terrible and tell people not to buy it? should i start doing that? fuck this game, it should've been f2p and is nowhere near what they're charging. the only good thing to come out of this game is the porn and that's free.


you can't tell me what to post

god damn this fucking interface

It worked for biocock: interracial.

Except that it has a shit ton more content unless you count hats as content

why is Elsa wearing Splinter Cell's goggles?

All you're doing is showing us you're a shill desperately trying to fit in

Except…that it doesn't? do you take me for a blind, feeble old man?

I've played hundos of hours in TF2, Overcock will NEVER have as much content.

what it will have is skins forcing multi-culturalism down your throat

Not really?Tf2 has more maps,modes, and playstyles thanks to the different load out system.

You do know that the loadout system and a lot of the maps and modes weren't in TF2 when it launched?

You gave me a reply describing a fallacy, when I'm just looking for your opinion on whether games that offend your sensibilities should be banned.

Yes,and?

That's not the original argument.

stop.

stop.

stop drop and die you fucking kike

You've gotten back to shitting yourself, so I'll go back to posting reaction images. :^)

Also
Walking hat simulator can't call shit.

either that, or i'm proving that i don't know what a marketer would be allowed to say or post

here's a picture of a lady with a penis

Whatever your argument was with the other user it's retarded to compare a game that's just coming out to one that's been out for nine years.

You're not proving a damn thing since it's obvious you're faking it trying to convince anyone you're not a marketer.
Just switch IPs and try again

Why not join us jews, user? The pay is great!

TF2 at launch was even better than Overwatch is right now.

We are comparing current TF2 (which is worse) than current Overshit and still TF2 is better. It wasn't that hard to make a better TF2, but Blizzard can't do shit.

You're retarded.


That is not something bad, after all, three characters in Overwatch is one of TF2 (Engineer), then we have two that is the Sniper from TF2 etc. When you really think about it, the "less" is actually the same, which still is a dumb point.

About fucking time we had a containtment thread.

would it convince you that i'm not a marketer if i told you to fucking kill yourself?

marketers don't tell niggerfaggots to kill themselves.

i'm just here posting porn. i'm sure there are viral marketers out there shilling this game, but i doubt they would go somewhere as small as 8ch and i really doubt they'd post porn.

they might actually tell you to kill yourself though, you're a massive faggot

Where have I seen that tactic used before?

Remember, user; If you discuss a mdoern video game, you're a shill.

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hahaha it's really really funny because I rmember when people tried calling out shill thread before all the GG shit happened and that…that was ALWAYS the defense


Cuckchan is 100% marketing now, all the time. no actual intellectual discourse

so fuck you

fuck that line of 'reasoning'

and FUCK your REALLY REALLY BAD GAME!

Oh yes, I'm sure it's just
P U R E C O I N C I D E N C E
the board is flooded with threads prior to the release of a game with an enormous marketing budget

I don't like Overwatch for all the reasons already outlined in the thread by other anons, but I don't see the problem with having a containment thread for all the actual marketing. Why does this opinion make me a marketeer?

i'm not discussing it though, i'm posting porn of it


yeah that's it, i'm angry because i am a marketer who was hired by Activision Blizzard to advertise a game on Holla Forums/v/. and now i've called someone a faggot and told them to kill themselves. everyone who can read this is a faggot. kill yourselves.

if you pay money to Activision Blizzard, you are funding a company that hired someone who just told you to kill yourself, faggot.

here's another lady with a penis, this one is raping a regular lady.

it's literally the same canned rebuttal time and time again

these fucking astro turfers seriously have a checklist of responses to give out, even if it makes them look retarded they have no choice but to stick with the quo

so that leaves you with…blatant denial when you've been caught red-handed

post lewds

Your marketing spaghetti is showing senpai

Because anyone with a functioning brain would know that no thread is better than a marketing thread.


Just give it up. No one's buying your dumb game


What do I look like? An Overjew marketer?

ur a faget

And I disagree, because then you're banning games which you dislike, which leads to all the same problems that we left 4chan to avoid.

Can't let you bump this thread, Star Shill

Nice virtue singling there m8.

Of course you disagree. That's exactly what a good goy would say

People have been quite literally saying "ban Overwatch threads".

Are you retarded? Saying that there shouldn't be any threads means banning all threads about it. Hence, banning the game.

ftfy

you look like a whore you slut

I hope I see you in a thread in the future demanding Holla Forums respect undertail thread as well.

Why not correct his missed point, instead of project?

this isn't a game, i'm a marketer who got really pissed off and now i'm on a misanthropic rampage, telling people to kill themselves and using offensive language. hitler did nothing wrong. all niggers must hang. kill all muslims. rape all women.

hoo boy, Activision Blizzard, my employer, is going to be quite angry with me for saying all these things and then associating them with Activision Blizzard by name in the same post while posting porn

this one contains statutory rape.

Oh dear, the poor marketer broke

Because i'm not his fucking mommy. Why should I teach someone when I can just laugh at them and see them off on their self destructive ways.

Does this mean I can post shit in other overwatch threads+
`+????

It means that you should report them and they will be deleted.

It's pretty much a shitposter's paradise right now, next only to the thread about the beta cuck that got bullied by a kraut and then bullied by Holla Forums.

just how fucking dumb can someone be

yes, that's another reason you should boycott Activision Blizzard; they run their marketers so hard that the have stress-induced panic attacks and start lashing out at innocent members of the public on anonymous image boards. Activision Blizzard should be investigated by some kind of ombudsman for abusing their employees. also, Activision Blizzard has laundered money for ISIS and drug cartels, i know this because i, 773c6d, am an employee of Activision Blizzard and have seen their various criminal and unethical practices first-hand. Activision Blizzard should have a far less favorable reputation than it currently does. they make terrible games and they actively damage society in many different ways. every time you think of Activision Blizzard, think of murder and rape and treason. Activision Blizzard = murder, rape and treason. Overwatch kills babies.

gosh i'm bad at this marketing thing

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Keep on sperging. Maybe some user will screencap it

I guess it makes sense that the US usebase of leddit is shrinking while the EU userbase is still going strong.

It never fucking ends does it?

anyone got that webm of the blonde fucking a robot that triggered Holla Forums?

That has to be bait, right? It's got to be one of us in disguise.

He has a point though, burgers are incapable of having political views let alone discussing them.
Case and point: our very own nazi-larpers are bending out of shape to make jewish money their el presidente.

Jesus christ, I forgot how GG got co-opted so fucking hard. At least it woke up a ton of borderline people into accidentally swallowing the red pill and ending up in places like Holla Forums.

I like Overwatch

HANZOWATCH
THE GAME IS CALLED
HANZOWATCH

this, this is why people hate you and your strongarm marketing style

Overwatch is a very fun game

Come on now. This board isn't that fast.

HANZOWATCH
GET IT RIGHT
HANZOWATCH

I'm sorry I'll be sure to talk about how fun Hanzowatch is from now on. I prefer widowmaker myself

Who were the faggots that said that there were actually people here that wanted to buy this shitfest?

You have really shit taste

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This is 1000% better than the first one you posted

Why save the inferior file?

I agree with this comment fam
+1 @9420534 #upboated

every single hanzowatch thread is 1000% shitposting to drum up opening gate hype.

If you don't play online video games for the opening of the gates then player you're just a shitty shitty meme.

everyone is going to be at this gate opening. It doesn't even fucking matter what you think about fucking anything. The ends are justified to the means of this great gate opening. Blizzard as a company has been the forefront of this industry standard. To have the greatest gates to cross over into with everyone you know and wish you knew together all hype as fuck all equally ready to succeed or fail for the glory of the witnesses of all those around you

Any motherfuckers who need a healslut just hook me up

Mercy is so trash compared to BR though

I guess Holla Forums never actually died

Fuck you, i'm still not buying your shitty TF2 clone.

the ass in that first one. fuck.

eww.

You did it, all of the evil marketers are gone now.


Is cellulite your fetish or something?

Also the Porn, the Porn is too high

shitposting

Post more, I still feel the urge to buy something.

I played one game of Mercy in the beta and she seemed like a juiced up version of the TF2 medic. Why is huehue so much better? I didn't try him out because I only played a handful of matches.

He's just a lot easier to play with randoms. If you've got some friends playing together mercy can actually be a bit better, but she gets shit on easily if you don't. Mei can one shot her for instance

This is the sort of poster this site could do without.

Plenty of people that hate Overwatch have more posts in this thread than that

I played one game as some random and I unlocked the lone wolf costume for hanzo and that moment that chance happening I was charged a most awesome destiny. I knew divine gifts, I was gifted the truth. The true name of this theater of war; HANZOWATCH

what exactly is it about this game that triggers people on here so much?

These threads are literally Undertale tier with the sheer volume of shitposting and flamebait.

The fact that it's made by a big company like Blizzard combined with the rampant fear of any video game discussion being created by shills.

People don't like Blizzard and a few people in the game are brown.

Usurpers are not gifted the greatness of divine gifts. Only the pure of will and intention may be given repeated digits. See through the dragon's eyes.

Not only shitskins, there are a bunch of shoehorned gooks and zipperheads in the game as well. But that's not really the main reason. It's just that the game is bland shit.

oh yess the porn is draining my desire to buy but i still have some left, post more or I'm going to buy Overwatch and donate $100 to Blizzard for free

Rational wiki is literally anything but rational, just like the people who link shit from it.

I'm not even gonna buy overwatch and even I think you should just kill yourself.

You know you guys are still allowed to discuss video games on Holla Forums, right? The reason Mark makes these threads is because he doesn't want actual shills spamming the catalog like cuckchan. We have had CoD and Battlefield threads on this website for fucks sake, and people have flat out said that Overwatch is a good game.

Of course, I wouldn't expect salty /svidya/ autists who hate Mark and Holla Forums to know this.

imagine if 7 call of duty threads took place in here every week

nothing different here
overwatch and cod are the same AAA shit


are you new here ?
Holla Forums love brown the most

You will never win, agent of chaotic evil.

His ult and single target healing is worse and he can't buff a Bastion or a Widow to buttfuck level damage but he's just got way more versatility and room for leveraging individual skill.

Embarassing

How new are you?
It's a shit TF2 knock-off that casuals wont shut up about. Why wouldn't Holla Forums shit on it?

More like symapthy for a free-speech vidya board

What on Earth are you going on about nigger

Please keep talking out of your ass, or better yet just fucking explain how its shit

And this is what this thread is preventing

it is COD tier game
it has nothing to do with cod other than the AAA tier marketing and design decisions

nah
check those bby

This was actually the fifth one, all the others were made before it. Kind of hard to prevent things that have already happened.

At this point
if you even get dubs
would it even be worth it?

THEY DIDN'T STOP AT STEALING TF2
they even stole sons of anarchy

NO BUD YOU SAVED US

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Sons of Anarchy is a TV show.

Probably because:

A. Its a big hyped up game (Henceforth referred to as BHUG) and nothing gets Holla Forums's panties in a twist like BHUG
B. The possibility that any large corporation could pay people to go on forums to hype up the game there. This basically puts Holla Forums on edge whenever BHUGs are talked about on Holla Forums, because with the sheer amount of money someone like Blizzard puts into advertising, its within the realm of possibility that some of it is going to paying people to go to various social media and forums and hype up and forumslide their BHUG, with the anonymous nature of chans making it harder to indentify Honestly, from a business standpoint, stealth marketing on Holla Forums would be a complete waste of money, being that you can coordinate a team to make your voices heard and anything you try to say will ultimately just be drowned out by shitposting. Reddit, maybe where you can have your people upvote your own posts, but on chans, you're just pissing into the ocean
C. Its a mediocre game. Its not shitty enough to be collectively laughed at by everyone but at the same time, its not GOOD to gain an actual following on Holla Forums, so naturally there is gonna be some friction and ultimately its easier just to call people shills than talk about the game's strengths and weakness, and doing so is a waste of time because its just one of those games where normalfags get EXTREMELY into while its big and hyped, but then leave it as soon as the next BHUG comes into play. Within the next few years or so, we'll be seeing the headline "Overwatch servers shut down"

you mean anarchy reigns?

roadhog to oinky is a bit of a stretch, but i can definitely see how junkrat took from durga, they even have the same missing legg

anarchy reigns*
wtf i am soooo drunk


nah dude they stole nothing

too much vodka is a thing anons

lal

Then don't you think the mods should get up and delete those threads you fucking nigger?

Why are you getting mad at me?


What in that game is even remotely close to Call of Duty?
And how is the advertising the same as Call of Duty?

You arrangements have to content to back them up, you are just talking out of you ass


I'd say its an inspiration at best

heavy inspiration.

i've played both the games and the characters do ACT a lot different

its pretty odd to see a big western game have such similar designs to a small japanese game like that though

If you look into a lot of blizzard games you'll find that the devs there are actually into a ton of japanese shit. I'm pretty sure there's both fist of the north star and metal gear references in WoW

Finally, a fucking cyclical thread.
Now there won't have to be 50 Overwatch threads a second.

The mods need to do this for every big release.

Awful game. There are so many basic features missing that was mastered a decade ago. And the entire game is balanced around the ultimate ability so it's never going to be fixed unless they completely redo it.

Map design is shit. Blizz, pls look at TF2 on how to do proper payload maps.

ah, overwatch is the only blizzard game i've ever been interested in so i missed all those other references

I know newfags say this a lot, but do you guys even fucking play video games?

Mods confirmed no fun allowed. Also, why would you actually buy the game, when you could just wait for the price drop that will eventually happen? Even then, why buy it when there are so many other games to play?

dumbass

you mean how the mods are beginning to bend to whiners who do nothing but fling shit?

Blizzard games take a long fucking time to price drop, I think the old Diablo 2 and Starcraft battle chests are still in the $20 area

…like?

Not even true at all.
Mercys ultimate ability is hardly ever a focus, because killing yourself to block the MVP would be better than taking 20 seconds to revive everyone just to have the same actions repeat. Its obvious her skills come from her high jumps and medic beam

Pharas ultimate is only good 25% of the time, the other 75% just gets you picked off by the other team

Mei's ultimate is just used as a pinch item. You should be spamming walls a freeze to make sure the enemy doesn't even get to the objective

And need I explain why Roadhogs and 76's ults are absolute trash?

They are also all shit after WoW

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Yeah they're pretty heavy on weebshit, but I'm not sure if they're actually taking inspiration here with Junkrat and Roadhog.

What other games are there to play user? I see people say this, but never list them. Tell me the correct games to play

Do you have an argument?

thats about all the video games

Multiplayer or singleplayer?

the fact that both these game put the size of the player base before the quality of the player base
the heavy AAA marketing
the streamlined gameplay with no room for skilled players too dominate
the focus on multiplayer
the fact that they capitalize on both CS and MOBA market

this attitude of trying to get every large casual player base is soo clear

they had in mind that is marketability > the game quality


there is something as tooo much inspiration
this a AAA game remember

Give me both

I'll admit those games are probably better than Overwatch

oh boy i love you anons
i love this place

-Dark Souls 3
-XCOM2
-Battlefleet Ghotic
-Stellaris
-Renegade X
-Planetside2
-Insurgency
Most high profile and better than this garbage

i wonder who came up with the first lightsaber

I had a lot of fun in the beta and pre-purchased the game and there's NOTHING you can do about it faggots.

Just fighting the good fight
Observe how they are posting just like the NuDoom shills.

Considering Blizz said they were adding more content and heros to the game and doing constant nerfs to the game, thats arguable

Okay? That doesn't detract from the game.
That just means they have money to do something

Thats a flat out lie tho.
Unless you have a clear example of ow streamline it is there is nothing to argue. You give a guy Phara and they aren't going to be able to do jack shit at first

Need I mention Play of the Game?

Its a multiplayer game, user.

ESPORTS shit is easily ignorable


No, user, I mean what the fuck are the features it missing

Yeah? you can do whatever you want. It's your money to waste, and your life to burn.
Who the fuck cares. I play old games anyways, and can't afford new games. Even then I wont waste my time on this.

in the future i will make a vid for the likes of you and show what i mean

and yeah i played the beta
it was soo bad i was board with second hour in the game


no user don't

k, so the fat one is still just there cause he's fat?
also, combat styles are still completely different.

Its not what its missing, its what its replicating and why its getting fanfare.

If it wasnt a Blizzard game and wasnt viraled/marketed as heavily as it is this, nobody would be giving a shit about this Team bases Assfaggots like game.

Write an analysis right now you retarded cuck

Have you ever sat down and just thought to not fucking post?

If it works everywhere else buy a cd key from some key site like g2a or kinguin or gmg

Do you honestly think anyone here plays video games

hes mad because no server browser


should i really be upset about that? i heard they were corrupt as fuck

It doesn't matter man. We're well most of us, though they need to get a kick if they reveal it adults. Shill or no, I can't control another mans choices, I can only sway them.
This game doesn't look very good to me, not a TF2 clone but I would say it's meh.

Are those posts from that KIA board on pebbit?

When did I said it was missing something you fucking shill?

This game is trying to capture the TF2 audience and plays very similarly but with a more melee and skill focused gameplay instead of shootan.

If you want multiplayer for friends, I'd go with E.Y.E. on sale it's a out 3 bucks 10 when it's not. Singleplayer go with xcom. There are the three older games and the two newer ones, they have a differing degree of difficulty. Fifteen bucks for all three old ones and 8 bucks on sale for the new ones.

Now this is assuming you are getting overwatch on pc. If you arent, then you probably should kill yourself. You are spending sixty bucks to buy the game, assuming you are a burger. Now you get eye and the three old xcom, that will leave you with 35 dollars to spend. Now assuming you didn't get jet set radio for free, it will be 5 dollars, leaving you at 30 to buy something recent that you had your eye on. If you need more games with the 30 dollars to recommend I can.

are you blind ?


yeah they play differently i know
but they took toooooooo much "inspiration"


my bad english will fuck my writing user
i will do a vid

where is the argument ?
lal

now let me ask you this time

do you see overwatch as the next gameplay heavy hardcore game that Holla Forums need to play ?

or just another AAA shit ?

I meant 8 bucks on sale for the first new one, and 60 for the second new one.

Dragons Dogma

as it was in the beta? its fun but its not a must play by any mean, probably the most fun AAA shooter whatever that means to you. but to really be a 'must play' they have to improve their map design

Also on eye, it's assuming you are only playing with friends, as the online isn't as active as other games. Though even if you can't get your friends to play it, you still got the singleplayer to go through.

It's a good game but I always had issues on that front. A lot of people are scared away by the (lack of) tutorial, so I only know a couple of people who played the game to any significant degree.

It's 40 dollary doos actually, 60 for CE which just gives you some dumb skins.


90% of the time play of the game was a Bastion hiding in a corner who gibbed like 4-5 people.

But user, NuDoom is the most fun AAA shooter

All those games are great user, but I've also beaten them along time ago as well. Overwatch is something new to play with my casual friends after having done all that. It's the first AAA game they liked that I did as well

I do agree with this though. It feels like the same thing always happen on certain maps like Volskaya

…I do kinda wanna go play E.Y.E now

it might be. from what ive heard of it the single player is actually fun

You don't need to play anything, faggot
Nobody is pointing a gun to your head and saying you need to play the game

Holla Forums isn't a hivemind

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no, just what i heard from a friend whos an obnoxious doomfag

do you know how to make your answer shorter ?
no Holla Forums don't need to play this game .


this shitposter have the same answer but for nuDoom

i guess i will buy nudoom then :^}

it's better than any single player from any big name release shooter in probably 5 years or so but it's not good at all really.

is serious sam not considered big name release or did you think 3 was trash?

Well, that's acceptable.

That's why I helped them set up instead of leaving it to themselves. That or you could show them to the tutorial menu

Is that the only one?

like I said, 5 years or so. SS3 came out in 2011.

TOP KEK
what a salt mine
KEEP IT UP Holla Forums
i love you fags

Paranoid Holla Forums faggot shill callers who don't even like video games have ruined Holla Forums. Go to freech based /vg/ for actual discussion by people who love all games.

Only one of what user? I've played all the games you've suggested if that's what you're asking. If you're asking about overwatch maps I can't remember the name of the other one that ends up similar. There is at least one other though yeah

I tried but they still went back to other games. I guess it's a love or hate thing.

Anubis would come to mind, it becomes a turtling match by that first gate since there arent really any other entrances.

I love games, thats why I dont support AAA scams

fuck pol
fuck pol in the ass i hate pol cumskins so fucking much
but trying to saying that pol is the ressone why Holla Forums hate this game is low
just like you , you low life scum

>>>/neogaf/
yeah lets give our money to every AAA game that comes out
nuDoom overwatch battlefield etc…

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Getting past the first gate is easier in Anubis when you actually play mobile characters like Genji and D.Va. I know it's a shitty excuse, but you're team also might be horrible and making the experience on that map so samey. I've seen tons of people just not even try to move past the first gate

If I didn't want to see Overwatch threads, all I had to do was roll right past it like all the other shit on Holla Forums I don't care about and don't care to argue about. I get that you have to feed the autist that can't accomplish even that much self-restraint, but it's still a piss-poor argument to make. I don't strike you guys for it, though. Retards will be retards, no matter the place.

that's gay, tho

why the fuck are you formatting like that?

Daily reminder

Tickrate hardly matter unless you're in the competitive scene
The game is still fast as fuck

That's pretty much the experience. I always had to debate being the sole support on the team or playing other roles because a couple of people insist on playing widowmaker on offense.

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That's something a shill would say

educate me on what tickrate does and how it affects me, for i am a stupid person who has most of their online shooting experience from consoles


its a moderate speed, i actually wish genji and tracer moved a little faster

i do like playing genji a lot though, i wish i wasn't garbage with his shurikens though

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Yeah that's only problem I've had with other people in the game. Faggots that pick widow or reaper and just never change depending on map or situation

Only game your friends liked that you liked.

I actually think Reaper is fine on both Offense and Defense. The problem is the actual player, who tries to play like he was Roadhog or something instead of a dick ass thief molesting their supports.

Tickrate is the refresh rate of the server.

Only AAA game yeah. Nice trips by the way

Yeah reaper is great anywhere. It's just the type of person drawn to playing him like you said.

thanks, what would be considered an ideal tickrate?

im not fond of this cyclical thread trend. it reeks of laziness and just encourages anons to whine until they get their way as if we are back on halfchan.
its probably just due to one or two guys in the meta board with no one arguing against them. i mean who goes there unless they have a problem?


ive found mei reliable when getting past that dumb first choke point. aside from her ridiculous blizzdrone ult she can smuggle a few players past the death gate with an ice wall, and if they arent stupid theyll be forced to abandon that platform overlooking it soon enough. after you do that the first point is usually a cinch

Tickrate doesn't matter too much until you start getting that fucking low, then it gets to be a real problem.


In a nutshell, tickrate is how often (per second) the server communicates with all players in the game, updating them all on where everyone is.
Pic is a very low tickrate (10). Among other problems, you can get shot from a location where you were out of sight due to how the interpolation works. The higher a server's tickrate, the smaller the effects of this are.

thanks for the info

that's a shame about overwatches rate then, i never felt like it was affecting me but i bet i would start noticing it in the long run if i was playing frequently

Wow, that really is fucked.

Are there any benefits to any party for dropping it so low?

cheaper on upkeep.

Cheap servers

There really is no ideal number, even with games that have a higher tickrate. You generally want tickrate to be as high as possible.
For example, CS:GO runs at 64 tick on the official valve servers and some people complain about that being too low whereas private CS:GO servers usually run at 128 tick.

60HZ give or take

Imagine you're already taking cover and the hitscan shot only registers after you're under that cover and you're killed.
Or even worse yet, you shoot first but but the game shooting you still manages to put you down after you're killed.

Those are the consequences of a low tickrate, BF4 had a 15HZ tickrate why so many people complained even after 30HZ people complained so they bumped it to 60HZ.
Even Cowadoody has a bigger tickrate of 32.

Higher tickrate = more updates being sent = higher cost.
So yeah, low tickrate is cheaper.

Also, I may not have been clear on this, but you won't really SEE the other players like that; that picture is demonstrating what locations your client is being told the other player is at. Your client interpolates their displayed position from the server's updates to make it look much smoother, but this is what causes you to be able to shoot people who were out of sight from their perspective.

all CODs suffer lag kills and jack-in-the-box setups. It's not going to get fixed, either. You're better off on PC, running your own private server games if that's what you want to avoid.

Why don't you like the other ones?

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Oh my fuck I wanna cuddle dat pudge after packin' her fudge.

that's pretty frustrating, you think such a big studio would have amped up their servers a bit

has blizzard addressed this at all? i'm also curious about what they're going to add to the game post release, i know they claimed it would all be free since you're actually buying the game but who knows if those fucking words will hold up or if it will be any good shit

the beta was fun but if that was all the fucking maps i'd be pretty miffed

Custom games support higher tickrates, it may just be casual matchmaking which is only 20.

You haven't obviously looked at all then. There were more than a couple of COD4/WaW (I think?) servers last time I looked on GaneRanger about Six or so months.

I hope you like skins

Most of them, like say The Division, are just samey brown trash to me. The constant repetitive missions and forced dramatic storylines give me the same feeling I get from playing a horrible freemium phone game. Overwatch is something different for me and I genuinely find most of the cast enjoyable from both a gameplay and story perspective. The art is appealing as well.

I believe they mentioned it somewhere that they're looking into upping the tickrate. And though I see why people hate the little jew, I think Jeff "Tigole" Kaplan leading the development definitely assures a flow of content for the game. Whether or not it's good is completely up in the air though.

Sounds like they are planning on using that for "esports" shit, crank up the tick rates on that.

But for the causal players, leave it low, not like they will notice.

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Why would tickrate matter in a game with autoaim up the vazoo?

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again, since this is the first blizzard game i've even been interested in, i don't know anything about this character, what's his track record for fucking shit up?

I hope they bump up the tickrate a bit.

I might buy the game but I have a vidya addiction so maybe I shouldn't.

He ruined everquest and wow with his obsession for end game content.

It'll go f2p faster than tribes:ascend, there's no point in wasting your money on it.

Hes one big reason Blizzard and MMORPGs are pure shit.

Tickrate won't even matter much with hitboxes like these

Now that he's finished ruining mmo's, now he can help ruin fps even though fps were ruined years ago

I highly doubt it.

Tribes was a special kind of jew

And this isnt?

how horrifying

I get that he complained so much he got the devs to basically cater to their every whim. What I don't get is how it became a shitpile of a game because of it.

Was the content they added very poor / low-quality?

the only reason Tribes went free is because the developers like to abandon things as soon as they're released and then release another game soon after to obsoletize it. Blizzard has never done that and, if the rumors about this game just being lumped up leftovers from that failed Titan project are true, I don't see why they'd start now.

Who?

Dunno, it took TF2 a long ass time to hit F2P status from valve. I could see blizz doing the same thing, waiting years before it goes free unless they do something.

Ruined the experiance for everyone else and basically gave his guild a complete advantage in the content. Back in the days of Everquest there where no instances and the big guilds just constantly camped the end game content and hoarded for themselves

This is getting out of hand

Probably because it was basically a rehash of previous content with nothing new or interesting.
Literally make a new boss and add another zero to the right in every stat to make the fight more "interesting".

I don't think that story is necessarily related to Overwatch, but it's basically a cautionary tale about what happens when you cater to a very small part of your community in detriment of everyone else. That minority will hardly ever be happy no matter how much effort you put into it and you just drive away the rest of the userbase and condem the entire product you're trying to sell.

You can see examples of this in regular servers for just about any games. If the admins allow That Guy to play there, he'll complain about everything and anyone, people will leave and the server dies with That Guy quiting shortly after because "nobody plays here, it's boring".

where did I say I trust them? it's merely pattern recognition.

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You say that now, but I'd bet money that the game tanks users in a couple months and they go f2p so they can start a hat based economy.

never said i trusted him, i'm skeptical about this entire game, had it not been for the open beta i probably would have forgotten about it but unfortunately i had fun with the beta and have to look into reasons for blizzard to fuck the entire thing up so i can not play it

okay dude, I just wanted to talk but you wanna shitpost like a fanboy.

I doubt it will, I believe they are going to add microtransactions soon in the from of being able to buy the crates you normally get for leveling up.
If it's available on launch mark my words, you will see someone with everything unlocked on the release day of the game.
I'm sure there will be some "premium" paid only skins added eventually too.

If this was any of the other ASSFAGGOTS shooter games, I would agree.

Just like Bioware, Obsidian, DICE, Overkill and Nintendo right?

I know it says Blizzard in the name as well, but is the team developing Overwatch the same that still handles WoW?
Because if they aren't, you are making an ass of yourself…
Friendly reminder that Blizzard, much like EA and Activision (stellar examples, of course) have many teams working under them. Perhaps one of them ain't that bad?

I mean, the project director for Overwatch has previously worked on some of the Medal of Honor games so he has some experience with FPS games, for example.


If you mean that, buy the game :^)

If you see footage of this and don't immediately recognize it as a bad game, you should probably leave this board.

educate me, from footage alone i can't see any glaring problems but shooters aren't my forte

HE TRUSTS BLIZZARD

Didn't realize I was on tumblr ;^)

yes, actually.

Bioware and DICE turned to shit when they got bought by EA. just like Origin and Westwood. simple pattern there.

Obsidian went to shit when the one writer they had who wasn't a social justice cuck left them. this happens everywhere and really shouldn't even be considered a pattern. that's like saying an apple turn brown when you skin it is a pattern.

Nintendo went to shit when the one guy who actually knew what the fuck he was doing kicked the bucket. happens to companies all the time.

Overkill was always shit so I'm not sure what you're trying to get at there.

Actually, those are very good examples of patterns too. Perhaps you just didn't understood what that user said.

Bioware's pattern is to always make a decent 1st installment in any franchise and then kills it with the 2nd and rapes the corpse with the 3rd.
Did it with Dragon Age, Mass Effect, and we are still on time for Kotor3.

Blizzard's pattern is to stick to their pattents for a very long time. From Diablo to Warcraft and Starcraft, they just don't let them die. Overwatch can easily expect some considerable support for many many months. It's perfectly realistic to expect the game to last at the very least one year. Paying 40 bucks to play a game for a whole year is actually a very sweet deal.

user I'm saging because this is really off topic, but avellone is best friends with zoe quinn. Obsidian was all ways full sjw

You are as silly as the idiots that defend their company of choice. You use the same reasoning but for hate instead of love and you think that somehow changes things.

This smell like overattached fanboy to me
Nope, just another shill


Sure son
Did you buy Diablo 3 as well?

I think you're being too subtle.

The tumblr "Gender doesn't exist and I'm a pineapple-kin" style mental illness causes sane people to recoil in disgust. Just like Overwatch does for anybody with a modicum of experience with games.

So, if anyone is a tumblrito, it's probably you.

where did I say that?

Avellone was a pretty good writer that didn't shoehorn political agenda into his games.
He could have been buttfucking the Bitch Quin for all anyone should actually care, that did not interfere with his work or talent and that's more than can be said about many people.

It's not the friendships someone has that demonize them but rather how those friendships change him and his work. If taking a cup of coffee with the harpy didn't changed him, it's pointless to complain about that.

You know the saying. If it talks like a duck, swims like a duck and makes games that are shit over and over again…

You're too obvious
>>>/gaschamber/

You're right I was insane to think I liked a video game you didn't. It's so obvious now that you say that. Back to tumblr for me

You are blanketing all the teams working for Blizzard under the same reputation as if they were a hivemind of sorts. You know what that reminds me of? "Holla Forums is one person"
Maybe you should look at the game and judge the company? Not the other way around?


The mental gymnastics someone goes through just so they label something as tumblr… Just like Tumblr!


You have empirical evidence that their previous games are shit, you don't have empirical evidence that their next games will be shit because that's not how empirical evidence works you little shit.


Reputation means you have to be wary of them. That's why I did not preorder the game and waited for the Open Beta.
I tried the game, I liked it, I'll buy it. Why shouldn't I buy and play a game I liked? Why should anyone else NOT buy it or play it just because YOU don't like it?

Great, good we cleared that up.

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Out of curiosity, did anyone here try the game during the Closed Beta?
I've read somewhere that Zenyatta actually got a nerf to his Orbs in that they return after 3 seconds of lost visual contact, both of them.
Just how bad was Zenyatta before that this was even needed? He actually got a buff to his healing because of this…

Also, does anyone have concrete numbers on the healing of Mercy, Lucio and Zenyatta?
There was a competitive team that runned 2 Zenyattas and was going 71-10 games or so, apparently it's a good team composition. But I've also heard that Lucio was basically top tier and Mercy was ignored by everyone… I wanted to do some number crunching with their healing for comparison.

You sure won that argument ;^)

It's like they directly ripped off the Huntsman from TF2 with a hitbox like that

>>>/oven/

Dont worry, they directly ripped off a lot of things.

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Listen cunt, here's how empirical evidence works:
You go outside and there's water and puddles everywhere. That's empirical evidence that it rained and you can be 100% sure of it.
Then you look at the sky and see dark clouds. That's empirical evidence that it's very LIKELY to rain. But it's not fucking empirical evidence that it will rain with 100% certainty, you can't possibly know that until it actually rains. What you can do is go out with an umbrella in case it rains.

I've certainly not liked the way they handled Diablo 3 with the RMAH or the way they handle Starcraft 2. But I've heard they do a neat job with Hearthstone and I've personnaly tried and liked the work they did with HotS. So while I have empirical evidence that they fucked up in the past and are likely to fuck up again in the future, I can't say 100% sure that they will fuck up in the future because I'm not an arrogant little shit like you. What I can do is play the open beta and see for myself if I like the game or not.

Back when people actually liked videogames more than shittalking about companies, this was called "playing the demo" and you wouldn't even care who did it as long as the demo was cool.

its like im on Holla Forums.
hope you got paid well enough.

You post this with absolutely no self awareness, do you? :^)

This is an anonymous image board. Why are you trying to act cool?

There are deeper social mechanics at work here, to be fair, but there is little point in discussing them with people who are part of the problem. It's like arguing with Muslims why they should get the fuck out of Europe.

I'm just glad the mods put an ever so tiny lid on this crap before it got completely out of hand and I hope the treatment Nu-Doom and Overwatch received will continue.

Or some people had fun with a hose.

When Zenyatta's orbs didn't return putting a discord orb on someone let you know where they were until they died or you switched it to someone else. All it took was tagging a genji or a tracer once as they left spawn and they had to just sit and wait for you to be kind enough to tag someone else so they could go back to attempting to flank.

How does it feel? Not being able to make Overwatch threads so you can market the cancer thats killing vidya?

And then they have the gall to claim it's not Holla Forums shitting the board…
Also:


Pretty good actually. I was getting tired of multiple threads since that just angers the hotpockets and discussing should be kept to a general to begin with. Glad to see the moderation actually does it's job, as always (guess they learned fast with the porn dumps for Doom…)

Are you fucking serious nigger? Your opinion is not the be all end all of this board.

I can just keep bumping this thread and keep the shilling up user. I don't need more than one.

How new are you son?
Were you banned from halfchan?

It's pretty obvious, isn't it?

kek

Well, yeah. But only Zenyatta can know where the tagged character is. I guess that would suck for a coordinated team game where he will warn the oposing team of what's happening so it's a pretty decent nerf.

Also, I've checked a wiki and I think I've got the numbers down. How the fuck is Mercy the underdog of supports?

Mercy heals 50 HP per second.
Lucio heals 12.5 HP per second, so he reaches 50 HP with 4 people around him (leaving only one roamer) and Mercy's self heal is better for a Support role.
Zenyatta heals 30 HP per second but requires direct line of sight and proximity, for a very squishy hero that can't even self heal.

Mercy's damage boost is only 25% unlike the 50% of Zenyatta, but you can safely use it from cover without exposing yourself, while Zenyatta has to take a bullet from a Widowmaker if he wants to teabag someone.
And Lucio requires the entire team to stick near him for the healing to make up for it, which is a liability in itself. I get that the speed boost is pretty nice but it's not THAT crucial in most maps anyway.

Mercy should be the top tier supporter here. It's safer, more reliable and clearly focused on that specific task with little to no gimmicks and excelent survivability. What am I missing?

to be fair sometimes people DO JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT A GAME

but i'm naive and still think no one would be foolish enough to actually try to viral here

but i've been wrong before

She's considered bottom tier because of how easy she is to take out. Fucking mei of all people can just one shot her

It's either paid shilling - And how expensive can it be to toss some guy a tenner to do what he does anyway? - or people are just being useful idiots. Both are possible. I suppose the shill at least gets something in return while the idiot even pays for the privilege of playing a game that's dead within 3 months. See EVOLVE.

Holla Forums ruins everything they get involved in, this is just true

Only Holla Forums is autistic enough to INVADE other boards and shit up the place with discussion about retarded shit like Muslims when the conversation is about a videogame.
You are behaving precisely like the shitskins you claim to hate, and you didn't deny you're a Holla Forumsdancer :^)

The day I can visit Holla Forums and post in a thread about Overwatch to discuss it there with everyone else is the day it will be okay for you to visit Holla Forums and post in a thread about the Muslims and discuss it with everyone else. I go to /n/ for my daily dose of racism, not Holla Forums.


Excuse me for a fucking second while I get my magazine about Gardens&Outdoors to read the most fascinating article about Anarcho Capitalism.

change Jesus to Muslims and that image actually makes sense.

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Nigger, you realize that people can go to more than one board, right?

i would bank that overwatch survives better than evolve because at least it follows traditional gameplay rules so it won't devolve into running around for 30 minutes with no action

Now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense. Can't have those pesky Holla Forumsacks call people out for peddling shit on Holla Forums just like you couldn't have those pesky naziboos run GG and actually get shit done.

The range of Lucio's auras is deceptively large and he can be shooting at people without stopping healing, and he can use his m2 to push people out of position. Mercy has to be right up on people's asses to heal them which results in often also being right up close to enemies. Mercy also has to choose between healing and damage boosting while Zenyatta does both at the same time, and on top of being just a bigger damage increase it works for all sources of damage the target takes and is a great visual guide to get people focusing down targets.

It really just comes down to that she isn't flexible. She's shackled to one person at a time and has to choose between defense and offense while Zenyatta and Lucio both get to do both at once and can support more people much easier.

Lucio has the same amount of health Mercy has and Zenyatta has even less and can't even self heal. And considering how Mei is an excelent counter to Mobility, Lucio seems like he'd have a lot more problems with her.
If her survivability is the issue, then isn't that more related to the reliance on your team that doesn't work very well in pubs? I'd imagine competitive teams running Mercy would have people on different ledges so she could just fly to anyone and avoid anything trying to kill her.

Embed related has a nice example of this, last point in Hanamura. There's an Hanzo up in a ledge and another character in that balcony with everyone else on the ground. She can just fly around everytime something comes near her and avoid being killed while baiting everyone else.
The only time she dies in that video is when she takes the tunnel and overextends and even then it was a second way from flying up.

You're thinking too narrowly about it. Their real goal is to derail you, they'll pick any aspect of a post to do it with.

Didn't say she was shit nigga just that people consider her bottom tier for that reason. She's my favorite support aside from symettra when my team is good.

>>>/halfchan/

Lucio has less problems with Mei because he can fairly easily bounce her away and switch to speed aura to backpedal. Mercy has to have a teammate in range, in vision, but far enough away from Mei to fly to and she flies in a straight line which makes her easy to hit with icicles. The problem with her is she's a support who's reliant on other players to support her in supporting them while the other two can handle themselves somewhat if need be.

Speaking from my massive experience with the Quick Fix in TF2, that's a shitty way to play Mercy.
Since there's no Overheal, you're more effective rotating people around and providing damage when they are topped off. You can easily heal people faster than any of the other characters as long as you don't "pocket" someone. Lucio can only beat Mercy's healing if everyone clumps around him anyway.

But I guess I understand the point though. She's very specialized for that role, while both Zeny and Lucio can also provide some assistance in other fields.
I'd imagine that it's up to a team's personnal preferences. If they can clearly separate roles and don't require the extra damage, Mercy would be a better choice, possibly even for Payload maps or Defense. But if a team tries to stick together or goes more tanky and needs the extra damage, it would have to pick either of the others. That's actually pretty cool…


Shill nigga, I was talking about Mei, it was just for the sake of the pun. :^)

It's gotten even worse thanks to the spam.

It's 2016, user. It's the Current Year now.
I don't care about any of that shit and nobody that wants to talk about videogames should either. You care that much, go to /meta/, go to /svidya/, go to endchan, go to anywhere else at all but for fuck sake's, don't come to the videogames board to talk about not-vydia.

is that why you responded?

If her survivability is that bad, than perhaps she's gonna get a buff eventually. Perhaps her Shift will work like Pharah's rocketjump and make her fly for a short distance in whatever direction she is facing, removing the need for her teammates.
I dunno if that'd make her too OP, but that sure would be pretty great, especially for when you respawn and are walking back to the fight.

It's relative shackling, obviously you don't just sit on one person the whole game but while you're healing each person up you can't really do anything else and it leads to you being basically fucked in most equal number encounters since the healing she provides isn't more useful than the damage she doesn't.

What the hell is happening with this thread? Each time I open it keeps on greeting the postiton of post 301.

Too many fucking newfags came here when jewt started the triggering and astroturfers riling them up to go against Holla Forums and vice versa.
They poked around too much, they now have a shitton of people shitting up their threads from all fronts.


Sure, nothing all in 2016

"I dont care, this is Holla Forums"

10 dollars is too much for people like you, let me talk to your boss.

I think the small downtime fucked with the post count

Cyclical thread that prunes anything older than the latest 300 posts I assume. A feature I never knew about until now. Way better than a 1000 post sticky.

Hah.

I just wish the mods would actually do something about the new spam. It's just some e celeb and now there are constant threads being made about her. It's not even being changed up, it's just the same stuff being spammed over and over.

The Allison Rape crap was spammed more often by Holla Forums than anyone else, including the damage control.
Pretty much everyone on Holla Forums just said "she got fired, there's no point in keeping this up" while Holla Forums actually had a sticky thread about the whole thing.
You really shouldn't bring up shit like that when you have glass roofs.

More like:


You know, the funny thing about that Webm is that, right on the spot where her mech exploded, there's alcoves for cover on the left and right and even the payload right behind it. Neither of those niggers had an excuse to die to that.

Reporting doesnt work, I thought mods there were pretty trigger happy.
Just did a quick catalog search, is it yhe vegan bitch?

I think I've heard they changed this, but I've been able to avoid her ult by just walking on the other side of the payload before. Just the slightest amount of cover can save you

You really are new

Never change guys

Heres a (you)

lol

if mercy is around teammates and they arent focusing the mei about to kill their healer theyre fucking brain damaged.
they have the strongest healer in the game on their asses, they can turn around once in a while or play with their sound on for once.

Are you fucking high?

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we might see more actual discussion when the games actually released and playable again
just kidding

Please stop pretending to be retarded
its not funny

I mean I hate sandniggers but seriously I don't shoehorn it into every discussion

wew lad

Were you one of the Battlefield 1 shills on damage control?

taking a page from tf2 is probably why were stuck with 6v6s which i personally find questionable.

The Day of the Rope will be a special occasion for faggot liars like you. Instead of hanging, you'll be knelt down in front of a ditch and shot in the back of the head.

The issue is that the teammates have to switch to focusing the Mei, or whoever is trying to kill the Mercy, because Mercy can't handle herself. Lucio won't necessarily kill a single person attacking him but he can pretty reliably avoid them. Zenyatta has a good chance of killing someone but won't be avoiding them. Mercy has to just keep healing/buffing her teammates and trust them to be able to handle whoever they're fighting as well as whoever is trying to kill her because her gun is weak and her escape is weak. She's a support who is marginally better under ideal situations and significantly worse under non-ideal ones and at least in pubs its the nature of the game that you run into non-ideal ones way more than ideal ones.

I'd like to believe that's true and it most definitely is for competitive or premade teams.
For for regular games, you're lucky if your team is even aware you are nearby, so you can't really relly on that.
Still, one thing I did notice in the Beta was that a few people were starting to realize just how important teamwork really is. I did saw a few falling back and waiting for rest or even looking around and waiting for an opening or distraction before going in. This coming from TF2 where everyone just jumps into the fray as fast as possible (which can be kinda fun, actually) is quite interesting.

Perhaps much like Bastion, eventually people will learn how to play with a Mercy on their team. They'll know she is nearby and whenever they see her in the distance, they'll position themselves so she can fly up to them. I'd very much like for the stupid fuckers to at least go near the borders of balconies so I can target them and heal their ass. How hard can it be to look down and see a Mercy that wants to heal you? Only 2 characters make the heel walking sound anyway.


Factually wrong
If you play it on a console like a plebian
If you play for that scene
I know fully well what they are going to make. Give the option of buying the ingame currency with real cash while keeping the loot crates and ingame currency in the boxes. Which honestly is the most harmless model possible, you can either play the game and wait to unlock a specific skin or just buy it and be done with it. Compared to many other games where you don't have the option to use ingame currency to get cosmetic items, and considering all the things that matter for gameplay are unlocked from the start, I really don't understand your bitching.
There's only one skin that's mandatory, the Zarya one. Everything else is so optional you gotta be really fucking petty to take offense with that.

No, its an FPS
Just because it has special moves that give benefits, doesn't make it FPS. There is no other Assfaggots gameplay

But its on PC as well, and its cheaper there

like I give a shit


Overall, your argument is that its cancer because of the people behind it and not because of the game itself, despite there being

If you are discouraging all of that, then I have to ask who is the cancer here?

You guys are retards.

Your joke was referring to the refugee shit going on in Europe. Thats a political joke, retards, its talking about a poltical issue

Except for the last one, all of those would be random as fuck and would show that you most likely use those boards


lol

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It's more likely that it's just 6v6 for now for the sake of balance and testing things out.
There's literally nothing stopping them from including modes for 8v8, 10v10 or 12v12, except perhaps having to redraw some of the HUD.

But I'd imagine that the chaos you'd see in such matches would give the game a very bad image so they'd postpone it until everyone is more or less familiar with the game.

I do hope we can get 12v12 back, and it's gonna be interesting to compare the game with TF2 once their "competitive patch" comes out, somewhere this month.

I know I'm shooting me and you on the foot here, but might as well adress this before some tard does it…
There's health regen for Mercy once she is out of combat for 2 seconds, much like your traditional health regen in CoD.
However that's an exception to the rule given to her for the sake of keeping the support alive, much like the Medic in TF2.

There's also Shields, a portion of your HP that do regenerate with time. Not all heroes have Shields and they have them in different amounts but unlike regular health regeneration, the use of shields drastically change how some heroes can play the game when fighting against others. Like Zarya using her shields to absorb some of the initial pokes so she doesn't have to pop her barrier too soon.

I'm only mentioning this because I know some tard is gonna pick those 2 cases and argue that every single hero has health regen, much like they say every single hero has aim assist for every gun and ability just because Soldier 76 has it on his ulti.

10 dollarydoos deposited into both your accouns, good job goys


>>>/halfchan/

Shills dindu nuffin, dey gud goys pushing Overwatch erryday tryna get the thread on track.

Also

Muslims: "Suicide bombing and beheadings have nothing to do with Islam! Islam is a religion of peace!"

Shills: "Console speed and microtransactions have nothing to do with Overwatch! Overwatch is a good game!"

if you have a mercy teammate, and theres a situation where shes in danger, you need to get really aggressive, because if she doesnt die youre going to be back to full health in a few seconds. a flanking mei can be hell if it happens at the right time, but that has more to do with mei than it does with mercy and it doesnt take as much to 'shake her off' as people like to make it out to be.


speaking of inattentive randoms and mercy, reinhardt on the team seems to have given mercy players an easier time since his role is pretty easy to grasp and she can actually get into the danger zone and use her short range heals where theyre needed. it can end up being very difficult for a single player to take her out because in addition to the safe space, just having the reinhardt on the team seems to put people on alert for some reason.
crits would allow people to get away with it once in a while, and it was always interesting when it worked. sure, the inpredictability has given many undeserved victories, but in the end i think it ends up being more memorable.

You're the one making the claims. You're the one saying it's an ASSFAGGOTS and implying that everyone is gonna play it on the console.
I don't have to explain why it's not an ASSFAGGOTS because I didn't made that claim and I don't care about the console version because that's not the version I'm going to play.
TF2 also shipped with a console version and it's not like it mattered anyway.

FTFY

The fuck is this shit? Are we in kindergarten again, making words up to mock the things we don't like? The 3 gamemodes available play exactly like the same 3 gamemodes in TF2 (but with different hero mechanics, of course). You didn't call it CRAPCUNTS then, you called it a team based shooter, why make up words now?


If I were half as cynical as you, I'd call you a Valve shill. Valve is going to release a new update at the end of May or mid July that's supposed to change the balance of pretty much all weapons. The update is said to focus heavily on the "competitive" scene of the game so that every single weapon is viable to competitions as well as adding new mechanics.
It's pretty obvious that they are doing so in answer to Overwatch and releasing the update shortly after the launch of it so they can "get back everyone tired of Overwatch".

So the theory that you and everyone else shitting on the game here are shills for Valve is as valid as me and anyone else talking good about Overwatch being shills for Blizzard.
TF2 is losing players fast, many of it's most famous players (that drag legions with them) are jumping ship. What's a few dollars to Valve, paying shills to shittalk their competition a few weeks before their big "we're a real competitive game now!" update?

Daily reminder that Holla Forums hates any and all new and upcoming video games.

but WoW went down hill when it decided to focus on everything but endgame content, not to mention all the shit that was promised in cata that we didn't get cause muh new azeroth.

i still remember darrowshire.

Calling me a shill when you are the one defending a shitty game thats only on the spotlight because Blizzard and a big marketing campaign is making me laugh pretty hard, please continue to provide me with comedic material such as this, this is gold.

The problem with Rein is that his damage is either melee or the fire bolt he casts. You can't heal his barrier and he's not gonna take that much damage because of it and buffing his damage means almost nothing because nobody is gonna come near him, at least not from the front so it's not a very good defense for Mercy anyway.
I've kept with some of them due to "pocket Heavy" syndrome, but I've found out that they can survive alone easily and you're more usefull jumping with other people. Besides they take ages to heal up… Which is actually a bonus to charge your ulti now that I think about it…


About 6v6 I just remenbered something…
There was a thread about TF2 here a few days ago where some guy was talking about how he only cared about his kill\death ratio because it was the only objective measure of his skill. That he still tried to go for objectives but he didn't care for them or for teamwork because neither of those can be quantified in an objective manner or improved as much as getting better aim. And that since you're hardly ever gonna play with the same guys again and autobalance keeps changing teams around, there's no reason to worry about a "team".

While I still think the guy is acting a bit like a selfish prick and you should play in a team, regardless of what "team" actually is, he does have a point.
It's hard to be invested in helping a team when people can come in and drop out of the game midmatch at any time and completely change the amount and quality of players on both sides. You can end a match with a team that barely resembles what it was in the beginning. And this isn't even taking into account autobalance or how voice communication is impossible with 12 people on the same team.

So I looked at the 6v6 model in Overwatch and it worked for ASSFAGGOTS. That you're "stuck" with the rest of your team until your match is over and those are constants that don't change during the game. 12v12 is for retarded casual fun that I love. But 6v6 with a round based structure seems to be a much better model for favoring teamwork and playing together instead of just everyone picking Reaper and being edgy.

I was more echoing what most people say about Kaplan, but personally I think it was both. Having to endure a boring leveling experience only to end up with nothing to do at end game except unbalanced pvp and a few raids turned the game into a boring pile of trash.
…I just want vanilla back

Youll get it in 2 years by paying 15 a month plus blatant microtransactions and not nearly the population.
Dont you worry

Valve could at least have given you a better budget for meme images…
And shills don't necessarily just defend. They attack oposition too and ensure that the only "viable" option is the one they are working for. So please, do keep on attacking Overwatch with blatant misinformation. You couldn't possibly be more obvious, Valve shill.
I ain't going back to TF2, I'm sure your balance changes aren't gonna solve anything and the game will stay a clusterfuck anyway. Not to mention every single update to TF2 screws performance for some reason even more than before.
You're gonna get a few diehard fans to check it back for a few days, realize none of the changes you made are that impactfull and then they'll go back to CSGO, Dota2, Battleborn, Overwatch or literally any other game. The time for collecting Hats has come and gone Valve… Get with the [CURRENT_YEAR].

Is TF2 a console FPS? You seemed to have forgotten this part…

really, end game content is what keeps mmorpgs alive past the initial surge.
if it's bad then the drop off becomes more sudden after patches or expacs, if its great it can even grow the community.

i don't know what was the best time in WoW, sometimes i feel wrath was it, others TBC, and when i remember my warlock i always come to MoP and it's timeless isle PVP fuckfest.

I don't keep up much with what happens with WoW but I heard they were gonna make a movie out of it. Considering how the levelcap reached 100 and there's pretty much nowhere else to expand the world, it kinda looks like they are trying to kill the game. I hear snippets of the story from fans and it seems it's also coming to an end. Something something space abominations and some orc going into space to fight them across time or something.

I mean, the movie itself could be actually to probe the market. If it gets a lot of revenue, then there's still interest in the IP, if there isn't, it's dead and they drop it. A neat way to gauge if it's worth the money to keep investing in it by making garanteed money on the side. Makes sense from a business perspective.

Anyway, if they do end up killing the game and development for it, perhaps at least free servers like Nostalrius will be allowed to flourish again and Vanilla will come back. Which is ironic; the only way WoW can be saved is for Blizzard to bury it so someone can exhume it.

Wasn't Blizzard supposed to be working on a new MMO anyway? Or was that Titan?

That was Titan

it's dead, jim

Oh my fuck

TF2, Splatoon, Overwatch
Rank these cartoony shooters.

I want to know how Overwatch could even play on consoles anyway. Tracer in particular would be damn near impossible to play without insane aim-assist.

Classic TF2

Splatoon

Overwatch

Modern TF2

Gyro controls.

You definitely have a point there. End game is what will keep most people playing the game, but I think a good focus on the leveling process is needed as well. When the early game is so boring for new players it just keeps the community smaller and the servers emptier.

TF2 Then
Splatoon
Overwatch
TF2 Now
Splatoon would be top if people actually owned WiiUs

Splatoon
Overwatch
TF2

And I don't even own Splatoon, I just think the movement options you get with spraying Ink are pretty neat.

leveling needs to be tailored to train people to play their class and use their racial abilities if the game has them.
then you have those quests be instanced and repeatable scenarios that actually challenge you to use the ability or combination of abilities each is focused on.

Splatoon, vanilla TF2 > Battlecry, TF2, Battleborne, Overwatch, Paladins, Paragon, Dirty Bomb

Thank you mods, now I only have to filter one thread instead of hundreds over the course of months.
Just shitposting, don't fucking sperg out at me. I personally didn't enjoy the beta, I'm not sure why. I think it's because the level design didn't feel great.
I absolutely would ravage Genji, though.

Aside from his pussy way of speaking, he's absolutely right. SocJus is statist-authoritarian and therefore can't logically be liberal at the same time. Also SocJus has no economic platform as far as I know, which means they can't be Marxist. I doubt any SJW could finish a book that didn't have a hashtag in the title, no way they've actually read Marx.

Time for 100 replies from Americans who think "liberal" means "anyone I don't like".


Millennials have to shoehorn ID politics into everything.

Wouldn't it be better to have the endgame content focus on something that keeps on changing to keep players busy instead? Like events done by the devs or some form of massive PvP?
Because otherwise it sounds a lot more like some checklist on a threadmill.

Aion had some terrible PvP in endgame but at least there was that and I think the communities actually fought all the time for the bonuses it gave them.
Then there's Guild Wars 2 with the world PvP and even ESO did that.
Those last 2 in particular were considerably bad games by MMO standards apparently, but at least that part should or could have been more interesting than a list of dungeons for you to take on in a specific order.

Wouldn't an MMO more focused on the economy and politics of the world favoring player interaction, using the leveling process as a way to introduce the world to the players be a better alternative than what's currently considered the default model? I think there was an MMO called Daggersomething that was specifically done for this…

I don't play MMOs since I don't have the time for that, but I find it odd that after all these years something like what I said isn't the default of the industry and people still prefer multiplayer dungeon crawling with none of the depth actual dungeon crawlers have…

Classic TF2
Overwatch
TF2
Splatoon

TF2 is a game where players will join servers in order to NOT kill anybody or play the game at all, but a console exclusive shooter still ranks under it.

Completely agree on that. It'd really help get more people to high end raiding and foster some class identity to boot

It's fine user. Thanks for filtering and expressing your opinion
.>>9424146
Mark Kern wanted to do something like your changing endgame suggestions with Firefall, but the executives fucked him over and turned it into a standard mmo. There where supposed to be actual War events in areas with the chosen that required tactical thinking dependant on the area. Woulda been great

Nigger you are currently refuting my arguments right now

Esports can be ignored if you aren't a crybaby bitch. I like to play games because they're fun

Then how is it console FPS despite having nothing console FPS has? Is it because its on console? Are you a retarded consolewarrior who spergs out about the PS4?

First off, what the fuck is a crapcunts
and second, mobs are a big feature in MOBAs, so by saying its a MOBA without mobs is like saying something is a fighting game without combos

Cosmetic items, retard

fucking what?

Oh yeah, I forgot

Oh, and before you bring up my fucked up UID

Weeb music is blocked on Youtube, and the only way to get access to it is via proxxy

Woah, no fucking way, is it the asses, tits, thights or the SJW pandering?

Holy shit please Google search that first one
I'm begging you please

BUT ITS NOT EVEN AN ASSFAGGOTS

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO STUPID

9/11 changed his life
Of course hes retarded

McIntosh doesn't even play video games of course he wouldn't know something like that. He has panic attacks thinking about Doom

Wow, at this point he's gone way the fuck past full

dont make me roflmao

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you know thick is a relative term, right?

To think that at one point in time, people had to stalk and kill animals with rocks and sharp sticks, drag a 200+ pound corpse to their village while avoiding other predators or hunters, in order to survive the week.

Now we have 180 lbs. man babies that cry about killing virtual monsters while they subsist off soy and vitamin pills.

You're professing complete heresy here user

She's got massive tits, though. That part isn't arguable.

I ate how the "spoiler images" thing stays on.

Someone should troll him by sending him alot of lewd Overwatch pics.
Or giving him a link about Tracer being the most searched for porn

Honestly, she looks gross.
There's a point where your hips are too wide, and she's hit that point.

I like how he thinks the female characters have to dress 'realistic' but ignores that she's standing next to a robot monk and a gorilla from the moon.

These people are the product of all those reactionary parents that said games like Doom are designed to turn someone into a killer. When we were kids we thought no one could grow up and believe that bullshit even if our own parents spouted it, but here we have cucks like Johnathan McIntosh who mirror every argument. Sexism is added as a little icing on the cake for them too

i'm like 100% sure "thick" and worse anyone who says "thicc" is some one just trying to lowkey push body positive horseshit, it goes from women with a little meat to them to obesity real quick

that and she'll look like a saggy lump in 3 years.

L O W T E S T

At least I'm not attracted to niggers.

You're not attracted to women, either.

I'm one for big ass but the girl in the third pic looks fucking comical.

2D girls =/= 3D girls, user.

Now that's true.

L O W T E S T


At least 3D girls are REAL, you loser!
You're a LOSER!

Are you serious? I was just joking when I posted that

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1st and 4th pic I think i just fell in love

You say others have "low test", I say you have low standards :^)

Check the first post I made

T O P L A D

Nice to see a fellow qt /fit/ Spartan racer man completed my trifecta last year

user you are a man of legends
remember the salt must flow

so, is this a "thick" thread, or a "muscle" thread?

At least I can get some use out of insomnia.
Boston Salt Party Legacy must not be forgotten.
Cheers


Why not both?

I L O V E W O M E N

i hope this will be the last time someone non ironically defend an AAA

Absolute madman
Now post snek

I HEARD YOU WANTED A /FIT/ GIRL THREAD

I N H U M A N
women is NOT for sexual !
woman is for cherish, hold-handing, and marrage

At least I shot the shit with some other neckbeards and someone (Not me) won the Collector's Edition.

The smallest hint at a new hero/short would've been nice, though.

There was a new short today about 76 user. It was pretty good

D I S G U S T I N G
girl is for SOFT and CUTE
girl is NOT for muscle hard !

Yeah, there was a lengthy interview before it talking about some stupid shit for 30 minutes while talking about the world premiere of a new short (That everyone already saw earlier that day).

YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST MUSCLE GIRLS, FAGGOT!

Shit that sucks. I was hoping they'd at least announce Sombra or some shit there. She's basically confirmed as hero anyway

W H O I S F A G G O T ?
I am of not POSTING man with penis cut off!
I am GIRL with CUTE and GENTLE !

Girl is for KISS and HEAD PAT
Girl is not ARM WRAASSLE

oh we're far too jaded for that anymore, but here's some cute girls from both 2d and 3d

Most females that sport that visual nowadays have a 90% chance of being a feminist.
Fuck everything

Y O U ' R E G I R L N O T C U T E
Japan make UNGERDAGE girl !
Child girl is for BEING NICE TO and READING STORY
Child girl NOT for saying cute !

Women are for holding hands with m8

tomboys were completely absorbed by that horseshit it seems

i love short hair and i can't even trust that anymore

well actually i don't trust women in general and that was well before the SJWs got a title

MUSCLE GIRLS ARE SUPERIOR!

T O M B O Y I S F O R F R I E N D
romance tomboy is BAD !

Nobody wants to play as a nigger.

your words are cruel

life is cruel !
i am just honest !

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fuck this gay earth

Enjoy your ban

Shame I'm broke or I'd pick it up. Enjoyed the beta well enough. CPU's fucked right now so I couldn't run it even if I did get it, though.

I never understand how fucked you have to be in the head to be able to say shit like that and actually believe in it.

Isn't it only $40 in America? This is extortion.

What did you expect? This is par for the course.

it is a good game goy
Holla Forums need this game

this is why you deport niggers instead of giving them rights

OY VEY

They're kangaroo dollars, m8

99% of them are ugly

What the shit? I'm in NZ and I paid $40 USD ($60 NZD) on battle.net. If you guys get it hard we usually get it worse. Sorry, man.

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Even worse, he preordered

Yeah but your opinions are worth less than dog shit.

Yep

This has been the last two weeks. Ready for folks to get bored with this already.

nah man

I'm sorry, for you.

just kidding you're a retarded cunt.

You better not fall for that again

What's wrong with you?

Big eyes, long noses, beard, triangular profile instead of a flat skull front to me

kek

In fact, i can't really tell why do SJW love this game, the skinny round booty is everywhere, there's literally a monkey nigger and whitewashing on asians. I thought it would cause a bigger shitstorm than this… Things are weird sometimes.

Gotcha, so you're from Reddit. I can tell because you don't yet understand the fucking concept that Betas are just glorified demos that only put the best foot forwards. Actual launches can vary.

Blizzard, the SJWs are all pseudo-gamers so you can bet their first vidya was WoW.

This fat fuck you posted is exactly what tumblr wants to be
Also the fact that this game has all these different people with different body sizes and different races. This shit is pandering to the leftist by shoving as much diversity as it can down your throat.

And the launch was fine so you're wrong about that too


That's a pretty pathetic outlook

ds?>This fat fuck (You) you posted is exactly what tumblr wants to be


Holy shit I can't wait for the +300lbs cosplays of Mei. When's the next big convention? I fucking need to see that. Plus as 3/4 girls cosplayers are overweight we'll see Meis everywhere, it's gonna be fun as hell haha

By the way I hope to see at least one thin 10/10 girl cosplay her just butthurt all the fatasses idolizing Mei.

Just imagine Trigglypuff as Mei.

Because the game has launched and SJW don't play videogames, they just saw a neon-haired stronk womyn and said "Yeah, I guess that's okay"
It's not about what's wrong with the game, it's how much controversy they can generate it with it that matters to them because the only skill they have in life is turning controversy into patreon supporters and reblogs.


So Betas show you the game before you get to try it. Isn't that what that user said?
Come on user, At least try! What's different in the launch from the Beta? With the exception of "buying loot boxes" which everyone already saw coming anyway, it's still the same game.

Asians can grow beards my dude. I get the other stuff though.

sjws aren't all the same person. There's a very dedicated group that likes this game for diversity and shit, but a whole other group hates it for the fact that the woman could even be considered sexy.

No nigger, Blizzard gets plenty of free passes from the SJWs, they pay SJWs and reviewers big dosh so you rarely hear the usual SJW clique give them or Riot any shit.

Basically it plays into what I call the "Big Hero 6" principle.

If you've seen it, it takes place in a city called "San Fransokyo"

I mean a non-hipster would either have it either one or the other and not a weird combination of the two, but a hipster SJW-type needs the combination so that it can simultaneously be in their comfort zone while at the same time being "ethnic" enough so they can have the smug satisfaction of feeling the art is "progressive" Its the same reason why the same people who bitch about lack of diversity in games also bitch about Japanese games being too Japanese.

Actually San Fransokyo is just a joke on how California has massive Asian populations and how the Japanese are a huge part of the advancements of the tech industry, kind of like how half the signs and people in Bladerunner are Asian. Asian integration has always been a prominent theme in science fiction.

between all the double think those faggots do and the fact there are 2 groups of SJWs:
it gets pretty confusing since they contradict themselves more often than not.

Asian integration has always been a prominent theme in science fiction.
That's because sci-fi from the 80's era eg Blade Runner was influenced by people thinking that the Chinese were going to take over driving the global economy from America. It's basically the same shit as flying cars (up until the 90s).

Don't worry Common core will make it a reality once it removes us entirely from the competition by appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Not really. China is actively resisting globalization by ripping off all the IPs of every single multinational that ever did business in the country, and then handing them over to its own domestic industries (mostly state-funded, of course) to make sub-par copies and flood second and third world markets with them. This process quite a few MNCs run away (Adidas, Apple, etc) and others may very well follow suit, especially since the government fucking with them every chance it gets.

Cannibalism is wrong.


Gotcha, so you're an ideaguy who's never actually developed software before.

You guys are really overestimating your importance.

Never mentioned OW's launch.

Some severe mental gymnastics to compare not understanding how AAA games use "open betas" to simply liking things.
You're pretty quick to defend your purchase Redditor,

Especially because you type

just like this.

Uh, wrong. A beta is an incomplete version of the game that a community of volunteers help play test. What shit heaping AAA companies do is use them as a glorified demo that's only around for a limited time while offering a fraction of the content just to keep people hyped.
Completely and utterly missing the point.

Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? Shills and Redditors are fucking king at missing the point aren't they?

You need to go back faggot.

I'm not the faggot who doesn't understand what a Beta is. Please kill yourself to prevent your genes from spreading.

It's far cheaper to pay some faggot who is not even capable of getting a job at McDs than it is to put a poster in a bus stop or pay websites to include your ads.

That's why shills are all over the fucking board everytime a AAA game releases.


I hate to be the one pointing this out to you user, but you don't understand what a beta is.

Except all the content at launch was in the beta.

The fact that you did not know this indicates you're literally complaining about a game you have not ever played and know nothing about.

Is my typing triggering you?

I wasn't aware Reddit had a patent on styling style.

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It's much more likely (and horrifying) that we're filled with faggots with such poor taste that they spend money on this shit.

Just look at posting quality in general.

And guess what faggot, STILL WASN'T TALKING ABOUT OVERWATCH in particular, just modern Betas.

Kill yourself.

Great rebuttal.


No, a beta is any unfinished state of development. Betas can be really close to finish, and have very minor bugs, or they can have a crazy amount of bugs and be nowhere near done. Gee, I'm shocked that when they release a public beta to see how well the game works live, it's mostly complete. Every Early Access title is in beta, and that's why you can find some that are well polished and some that suck major ass.

That's what a beta should be, but in modern gaming people use betas as mere marketing tools, people fucking sell alphas now.


You talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded.

Oh so his posts are totally off-topic then? Good to know, I can safely filter him.

How mad you get over what other people do might explain why you're so upset about a game that you post in its containment thread

Yes, yes it was a great rebuttal, all he had to do was fucking read any of my posts regarding open "betas"
Worth noting that Battlefield 4's beta was more stable than it's actual launch.

This is about the level of substance as all your other posts so I'm not surprised this was the best you could come up with

Modern betas for multiplayer games are just a glorified stress test for servers. The game your playing is finished.

No one is surprised, just go back to /r/Blizzcucks and give Tigole a blowjob.

I understand your frustration with betas especially considering how frequent day 0 patches are, especially for console games that shouldn't even need patches at all.

However, not all betas out there are inherently bad or flawed. If the Dev puts one out for free to see what the community thinks of it and change the game accordingly, that means he is putting quality and customer satisfcation as a priority.
Overwatch specifically suffered a whole bunch of changes during the closed beta based on feedback from the plaeyrs that tried it. Many heroes were severely reworked to reflect that.

You also gotta compare what Overwatch did with your average Early Acess crap. Instead of asking for you money to beta test their buggy software so your buyer's remorse kicks in when it's finnaly done, they gave us a beta to try out the game at no expense for us. And the content at launch is precisely what was available during the open beta since it's less than a week apart. There's very little they can change in that period of time.

Oh so you're semi-literate too?

I said your post has no substance because it was just a dumb meme.

Unless you actually think pasting memes is discussion of substance. In that case I worry for you.

This man knows what he's talking about, betas were supposed to be bug testing and polishing states of games, to figure out what works and what doesn't to a finer degree than quality assurance testing.

Now people barely give a shit and since patches are so common place and expectations so low (game is shit? don't worry a expansion/DLC will fix it as in D3, SC2, WoW) nobody even gives a shit anymore about the beta and the entire purpose is marketing and creating hype.

You need to stay in school for as long as you can.
I've used the anti-shill tool on many people on this site for spam and obvious shilling/autism but never have I announced it publicly to the world in an argument. You're basically screaming "LALALALA! CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
I don't care about mother fucking normalfags like you, keep your fucking ego in check.
You type like that because you use Reddit, and it is a terrible way to structure posts and information on an image board.

Where's the cheapest third party site I can buy the game from? All my friends are playing it but I don't want to shell out full price for it.

You still keep typing like a redditor, it just makes you look like a faggot since you have no arguments at all, not only are you a pleb with shit taste but you actually think that makes you any better than smarter posters than you.

Just go back to circle jerking in leddit's numerous Blizzard boards with the rest of faggots, they might even give you upvotes for being such a sheep.

Except previous games did not work in the same way or faced the same problems as current ones do.
Balance is considerably hard to achieve, especially by a team that's biased to think the game is great by default.
Allowing a third party to test it gets you better results, like asking someone else to spell check your essays.

And considering how most of these games have some form of meta that builds up with time, patches that change the meta preventing it from going stale are always welcome. Without the changes Zenyatta had in March, he'd be the only viable support character, for instance. Now Lucio and Symetra are on par with him too.

Just wait a month until it dies and goes F2P like all the other ASSFAGGOTS that aren't LoL or DotA.

This is a feeling where you think you're being "left" out. When in reality you are missing nothing, because your friends are going to move onto the next flavor of the month game later this year when the actual anticipated shit comes out.

And the comparison made was debunked so if he's not off-topic then he's wrong


For being so against Reddit you two sure seem to be very familiar with their supposed writing style.

What are your favorite subreddits?


Top kek

You didn't dispute the claim you put forward. He is being "left out" if they are going to move on before he can play with them. Your second sentence accurately explained the first one lol

Nigger you're far too dumb to hide it, you could at least be upfront about it you worthless coward.

But user, he isn't missing anything if they're just going to drop it and throw more money at the next scam.

Digging the grave deeper. And how, pray tell was it debunked?
Anons are very good at spotting outsiders that pretend to be like them to shill shitty things. Lurk moar newfag.

The fact that the game was released and the quality of the beta was representative of the quality of the final product.

Sorry, I didn't know I was talking to retards who can't follow a conversation .

Gee, sounds an awful lot like a glorified demo and not a beta. How much play testing went on there faggot?
Proof that Redditors always miss the fucking point, at least shills do it on purpose.

I wish I could feel sorry for those morons but they did that to themselves

You say that like demos are a bad thing. They gave people a way to test the game in advance before having to fork over cash. What's wrong with this?
I get that it doesn't fit your definition of beta, and you're probably right there. But you're speaking of the Open Beta as if it was some kind of moral or ethical crime that Blizzard did when it's precisely the opposite.

Launch saw the same heroes, the same maps, the same mechanics, the same everything. The the few days between Beta and Launch, the only thing that changed is that you can buy lootboxes now if you have brain damage.
They probably shouldn't have called it a Beta, but complaining about what they chose to call their demo seems petty.

I never disputed the beta might be a glorified demo because I don't give a shit about that and you never explained how a company giving a free early taste of their game that's accurately representative of the final state of the game is a bad thing

Would you care to elaborate on why this is bad?

Betas are just used as cheap marketing where you can get your fanboys to excuse any flaw the game has as "IT'S A BETA".

I don't think that was ever the point of the argument, it was one user saying modern betas are not really betas at all since the term has been redefined, and another user saying that whatever that is not released is a 'beta' which clearly shows he doesn't even understand the stages of development.

That match was legitimately fun. One thing I've noticed is that a lot of my deaths so far feel like the kind of deaths where you sit back and say "Really?" immediately after. I couldn't put my finger on exactly why, but I think it's a combination of low time to kill and my situational awareness having atrophied a bit.

Which so far hasn't happened with Overwatch. I haven't heard anyone excusing any flaws as "it's a beta" yet. On the contrary, the consensus seems to be that the game was very well polished.

Those two are arguing from different positions though. One is generalizing betas from all games, where I'll have to agree it's a disgrace what's published these days (Starbound beta anyone?)
but the other user is arguing about this specific beta and I'll also have to agree that he's correct because the Open Beta already had all the content the launch saw and nothing of value changed in the meantime.

I get that beta is a stage in development where you aren't sure this is the final product, it still requires heaps of testing and most likely bugfixing. But the way these games usually go, you'll still see patches even if just for content with time. Traditional stages of development don't really apply since the games are contantly in development. Heroes are re-tweaked or created and added, as are maps. I mean, TF2 receives updates all the time that not only add content but also fix some of the issues in the game. Does that mean TF2 is still in beta?

And if we are gonna argue over the definition of "beta", then might as well type /g/ instead…


Comebacks are really cool since it usually means you're playing against equally skilled players and those matches are the best. They aren't frustraingly hard but they aren't boringly easy either.
One thing you probably should start doing is looking around for your teammates. I'm sure you'll notice that many of the times you died, you saw a bunch of skulls in front of you, meaning you went in alone. Happened to me a lot until I learned to step back and wait for the rest of my team.

tbh

Also do post-game commendations do anything?

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You get more experience points if you get commended, but it doesn't stack. So you'll receive the same bonus at 1 commendation as at 10.
I forget how much the bonus is for, probably something slight like 250 or whatever.

Also, the biggest sin:

spam Q to win

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The only compliment that I can give it, is that at least it isn't as fucking god awful as Battleborn, easily among the worst fucking games I've ever played.

they annoy you when you don't get the last vote to get the more experience when you were actually helpful


more like TF2+ waifus since the only assfaggot thing about it is the skills, and special moves are exclusive to ASSFAGGOTS
what kind of punishment would you prefer? most shooters just send you to wait to respawn as well
most classic shooters didn't even have shit like that, the only "progression" a player really needs is the taste of their own victory, and if they gave you new weapons instead of skins it would just be call of duty
its there, but the layout is bad
that doesn't seem like a negative in a team based game but i can understand your frustration, any game where you can style on everyone but still lose is frustrating


i enjoy this game, but this is spot on since blizz let places like bumblr chug out shitty fanart to get the ball rolling

Regardless, the whole "powerup" bullshit is poorly implemented, and it's obvious they slapped it on for the casual MOBA crowd the make it look like less of a generic shooter
If it's intended to be like a MOBA, then the punishment should be similar. Every match is just a constant supply of lives so there's no problem if you die because there's no deathmatch afaik. Simply put, it's fucking casual.
except if you're kicking ass and your team still loses, it's bullshit. so again, no progression and you get nothing out of it aside from "oh thank fucking jesus the matchmaking gave me a good team for once"

sorry that second point is a mess, what I meant to say was, in a Tug of War type match, if the amount of deaths doesn't matter when it comes to score, then the respawn timer needs to be set higher.

i don't think that's the intention, theres no lanes, or mobs, or cash/items any of that gay shit. its a tf2 knockoff with skills

the issue with this is it isn't something that only happens in overwatch, it's pretty much every single team game, unless you get a few friends together it's a gamble


fair criticism, you do spawn pretty far from the checkpoints which might have been their intention instead of long respawn timers

does it work? not that well

TF2 had advanced mechanics that changed the way people played severely, you can instantly tell that the difference between a good soldier and a new soldiers is like night and day.

This game instead has PRESS Q TO WIN, which is complete fucking cancer that has 0 place in a competitive shooter, no fucking excuses.

maybe if more than 2-3 ultimates were actually good, a lot of them involve the hero screaming at the top of their lungs that they're going to do their ultimate, leading to any players who have played more than one video games scattering, or killing the player using the ult.

it's more like "hide behind reinhart to win" whihc takes less inputs than Q

The only other game where carrying is even close to impossible that I can think of is something like Siege.

Team games sounds like broken shit at their core from what you're saying. May as well not play if it's based on chance whether you win a game or not.

This. The whole Q to win shit isn't really a problem since if you listen you can hear it literally across the map. One of the loading screen tips even is something along the line "You hear the enemy team more eeasily than your own" which is fucking weird.

Stop shilling here.

It has no place in a competitive shooter, the only thing it brings to the genre is making it more like assfaggots where the only skill involved in it is coordinating when other faggots are gonna press Q.

It's fucking a fucking terrible addition.

It's pretty much game over regardless, and pretty much any Q move doesn't need to be charged and has a big ass radius. It's a fucking stupid idea adding a chargeable win move that doesn't need to be worked for.

Reminder that 8/v/ has a shitton of Holla Forums influence and that Holla Forums is always right.

also, as much as it pains me to have to defend overatch, the game has only been out for a day and TF2 has been out for years, everyone is a "new [hero]"

what kind of meta people do or don't find is a crapshoot from this point, it could be interesting or it could be a mess when blizz makes a balls of it or not, their track record isn't great


maybe free-for-all is more your gametype, not even trying to be critical of you here, but if you want consistently good teams, get some friends and use a voice channel, and if you want to flex your own skills play a different gametype

overwatch doesn't have other gametypes though lol


hanzos ult is still a threat despite his gook warcry because you can't tell where its coming from as it travels through walls


suck my dick, at no point am i going you to "buy overwatch" because i can only hope you are a grown as man, can weigh a game on its merits and not what makes you fit in on a internet message board, and make an educated decision on whether or not you would enjoy it based off facts

many would not enjoy overwatch especially if you have a pedigree in more traditional shooters.

WeW baddies in this thread

Holla Forums in Holla Forums is cancer though. They're alright as long as they don't bring their Holla Forums shit derailing good threads, like what used to happen in Warhammer threads.

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It's fucking dumb, shooters should be games about reflex, reaction time and smart movement.


We're talking about Blizzard here, those faggots have been developing nothing but casual games and this is literally an ASSFAGGOTS dumbed down TF2, there won't be advanced mechanics because modern Blizzard hates hard stuff that makes casuals feel bad, it's bad for business.


If only I could simply reject reality user.

One thing I really dislike about the game is how weak the classes feel. Yeah, it's a team game, but you're forced to play as a team instead of it being an available option. You don't always have the option to play with friends, and they don't always want to be organized.

Playing alone feels like you're playing without your balls. While TF2 was casualized compared to previous games, you still had agency. If you were smart enough you could kill upwards of 5 people in a short timespan, like with a well placed demo trap or sneaking around as a heavy. In Overwatch your sticky trap would be glowing red through walls, with a deploy time of 5 to 10 seconds after the demoman is done yelling over the whole map about explosives or something.

i'm slightly naive to them and only get word of mouth, because overwatch is the only blizzard game i've ever taken interest in, and the only other blizz game i ever played was a console version of diablo 3 at a friends house that i literally fell asleep while playing

You hear the voiceline for ultis anywhere on the map, it's unrelated to the heroes position so it doesn't give it away and you still get the warning.
You hear the other team louder because there's not much interest in hearing yours as much. There's no friendly fire and they most likely are standing near you anyway, you don't need to dodge them, just be aware of them.
There's also some other neat differences like, if it's an enemy he shouts in his native language, if it's a teammate, it's in english. That's why Hanzo has both "Let the Dragons consume you" and "Weeaboo onii-chan!"


It's easy to tell who didn't play the game for very long or at all when their theorycraft is on the same level as those that think Bastion is OP.

A Junkrat can easily kill an entire team with his Ulti. Does that happen often? No. It requires severe knowledge of the map and a proper ambush to use efficiently. Otherwise, someone will shoot your tire and you'll kill no one.
The same can be said about pretty much any Ulti. Pharah, Genji, Soldier, Reaper and McCree become major targets, Hanzo's can simply be dodged, Tracer needs to get extremely close, etc etc.

This whole "press Q to win" is a nice meme, but I seriously prefer "git gud" if you don't mind.

Holla Forums is almost never right.

I can play pretty much any "non-team based" FPS under the sun and carry the win. This has nothing to do with tastes. This idea of "team based where you can't carry" is the most flawed bullshit russian roulette game genre I've ever heard of.

i'm inclined to disagree, i don't think shitters should get carried, yes it sucks for the good player but they'll know the truth that they're gud, and move on to the next match, or go find a game where they can silently do more work

that's just my feelings on carrying though

It was a decent company until WoW happened and they went full jewish.
They always developed well polished games but WoW made them go the way of Valve as supreme overjews who only care about amassing shekels preferably without doing any work.


You're retarded.

Put yourself in that Hanzo's place. You don't really see anyone but you're still gonna use your ability. Where are you gonna aim it? Most likely at the payload of point you are attacking\defending. Or a chokepoint in your front. Any of those are good choices since it's likely (keyword here is likely) to hit someone there.

Now, as any other character in the oposing team, when you hear the Cry of the Weeaboo, you look around. Are you on the payload\point? Move to the side. Are you near a chokepoint? Move to the side. It's that easy.


They're alright as long as they don't bring their Holla Forums shit derailing good threads
Funny. It's exactly the same as furries at this point. :^)


I was wondering if I was the only one that still remenbered that.

COOL VIBRATIONS

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Let's just leave it at you personally enjoy the game despite knowing it's objectively shit, which is fine, power to you.

well there are the wallhack skills but otherwise you're right

in theory a really clever hanzo would shoot his stuff south of the points i guess

very true, although i'm a bit curious about how big its hitboxes are since they seem to extend a bit past the actual dragons

This comparison offends me

Those seem to be astroturfers thought, just like the Trump spam, lot of dubious /christian/ derailing lately for example.
Holla Forums only gets autistic when you start spreading ideas they do not like or when someone/something baits them out.


kek, I remember that
I wonder if they had raids and a flood of people baiting about this.
Some fags here saying thats when the infustry would crash


Normalfags are real life unfortunately, you either get rich and stand tall dissing the plebs from your mountain too, or you put up with them even if defiantly.

My friend, he's been shilling nonstop in this thread for fucking DAYS

You're the retard for coming into his echochamber to engage him

heh
one day Holla Forums will wake up and the build the wall to keep you the likes of you out of our board

but you could still say that about any team based shooter, you could find yourself in any game where your teammates decide to grief you or run into the fray and waste all your tickets, or can't carry a flag

if i'm retarded i'm retarded but i don't see how pubs in overwatch are any more or less horrible than playing with pubs in other games

If classes were stronger, you'd be facing stronger classes as well and still complaining. How is this such an hard concept to understand?

If they were that bad. Score tables in TF2, especially in pubs, consistently show the same thing. In 12 players, you have 3-4 that have high scores and actually know what they are doing, the other 8 are just cannon fodder. Running into 5 of those guys in a row doesn't mean you're that good, it means they're that bad and usually the character that kills you is one of the top 3 in his team.

Another thing of note is that Overwatch is 6v6. There's little of the chaos you get in 12v12 in TF2 and people are less likely to not notice you going around them, not to mention they stick and work together more often.

Fair argument.

Here's another example.

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And like I already said, I can't think of any other game (especially fps) where I can't carry in pub, granted I'm decent at said game.

So yeah I think the game is pretty alright.

It's not amazing or anything but it's pretty enjoyable. A lot better than I thought it would be, going in with the expectation that it was going to be awful. I suppose I'm just pleasantly surprised.

Why don't you think this a bit through before you hit post?
If the other team actually put some effort in coordinating things and working together, why should they still lose? What kind of bullshit design is this where a single player can wipe out the effort of 5 or more? I solo queue most games as well and I take my defeats without crying as much as some people do. Instead I try to practice and work better with whatever team I get next match instead of thinking I'm some kind of special snowflake lone wolf that's the main character in this game and will defeat all the badguys.

Now I'm curious. What other "non-team based" FPSdo you play? Because "carrying the win" in deathmatch is kinda the default if you want to win in deathmatch, after all.

i read the entire manga and i still didn't know what this guy was on about

The idea is that the matchmaking is a random chance of putting you with ANY player. Which means that it's purely at random whether people want to work together or just go off trying to do dumb shit they always do. Complete anarchy. Which means that there needs to be a way to prevent your ass from wasting your time on a loss that you can do yourself if you're good enough.

Honestly? I can't really name any that I haven't played and couldn't/haven't been able to carry the team. The only ones I'm bad at are some arenas.

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Considering the amount of people saying the game is shit, I'd say this thread is clearly not an echochamber.


Alright, can you tell us what other games you play in pubs where you can carry your team?
I'm really curious about what kind of game you can carry a team alone, because that seems to defeat the whole purpose of teams to begin with…

MM is shit and my biggest gripe with the game, but the addition of a ranked mode will kind of help by putting you with players of the same skill level. MM only is kikery in the extreme though
lol

It would have been if I want around thought ;)

This game is so geared towards defense turtling its not even funny

Even if your team wipes the other teams entire defense, they will have it back up in a single respawn wave. Theres no having to recover or anything.

Its like they took the defensive power on the Engineer, gave it to like 3 differant classes and made it so getting killed and your shit taken down more of an inconvenience than a sign that your shit is getting fucked

Of course Bum Tickley is among the gibbering retards who look at broken as shit things and reply "lolujustsalty"

git fucking gud. Now Mei is a broken piece of shit that needs a nerf ASAP.

They're shit games, but again, they are FPS games that you can carry in pub.

I'm saying ANY fps here, what don't you understand?
The point of teams in a game where you can clutch yourself is to find a way to still come out on top and strategize against anything thrown at you. Strategy. That's it.

Nah, those are pubs that you're thinking about. Just going to a server browser and picking a server at random, that's where you'll find servers with the best and the worst players in the same team.

Matchmaking has MMR, even if hidden, where the idea is to put you with equally skilled players. If you are winning too much, you'll be paired with more skilled players, if you aren't you'll be paired with less skilled players. The same goes for your team, so the more and better you play, the faster you reach a point where everyone in both teams actually knows what they are doing.
At that point, you'll get good players in both teams and if they are equally skilled, then you'll get 50/50 odds of winning, as is intended in matchmaking.


I'd be pretty upset if she wasn't best girl. But even then, she doesn't revive people at full health, and the revive gives the oposing team plenty of time to line up an headshot. I've let down a lot of people because of this and I've seen some players getting double kills by killing the same character because of this ulti too.

she..doesn't? What percentage then?

I need sauce on that, user.

Ok, but we're talking about Overwatch here. Last I checked, there is no server browser. Matchmaking is fine outside of Overwatch because you can still carry the team regardless.

Bastion is hardly broken. Coordinate with your team just a tiny bit and you can take him.
Mei on the other hand
She's only safe to engage from far away but unless it's an escort mission you're forced into close quarters. And yes, Bastion can self-heal but the difference is he's not invincible while he does it

You said it yourself, they're shit. You can only carry your team because the entire game is a joke. CS and CoD for instance is a matter of who sees who first, or who bought the AWP first.
Not to mention the overfocus those have in deathmatch or simply killing the entire enemy team, of course you can "carry" your team when all you have to do is kill them.
That entire list of games doesn't require teamwork at all. It benefits from it but it's not designed to require it, so of course you don't need it.

So if one player can come up with a crazy strategy, he can take on a whole team? Alright, fair enough.
What if a single player from the oposing team also comes up with a crazy strategy? Shouldn't kill you too? What happens if more than a single player in the enemy team came up with a strategy? What happens if they use a strategy together to take you down? You reek of the "forced 50/50" meme…

My bad, she actually does. Sorry about that.
There's still 2 seconds before the teammates are free to move about, during which they are invulnerable, so the oposing team can still react to that, but I guess I was wrong about the "full health" part.

The only thing that really counters Bastion who isnt a retard is Junkrat if he can lob his grenades in a way that wont get him shot to shit

Genji can counter a tard Bastion, but if they know what they are doing, all a bastion has to do is stop firing and then pepper Genji when his deflect is over, Pharah rockets wont kill it before Bastion looks up and fucks Pharah.

And thats only speaking in 1v1. What NORMALLY happens is anyone who tries to take out the bastion gets taken out by his teammates and anyone who tries to go at his teammates just gets their asshole peppered by Bastion.

I can see the argument for coordinating with your team, but you are taking about actually having to coordinate to take out something that a braindead player can just walk out and setup instantly. This isnt the TF2 Level 3 sentry where it takes time and good placement to set up, this is something that all you have to do is find a good place and right click.

shift, rather

Stop shitposting, you're only criticizing deathmatch.

What I meant by my second point is that teams in vidya is about strategy against any form of clutch. Rock, paper, scissors in a way. A win should come down to either a really good player being able to clutch, or the team being able to effectively strategize against clutch/better enemy team.

You're starting to sound like a salty bitch.

You're leaving out Siege Mode Susy, Zarya can very easily artillery her secondary fire to bastion's position and disrupt him provided she can figure the angle.

The ability to "carry your team" on your own is a sign the game is shit, user. It means a single player can completely shit on everyone else and still win the game. It means there's a character you can pick that's so unbalanced he alone wins the game. It means you could pretend your entire team are just scenary props and still win. It means the game allows 1v5 with the lone player still winning.
Either the game is shit or the 5 players you are going against are complete noobs still trying to figure out the controls.

A good game does not allow victory to happen so easily. If you are going 1v1, it should be entirely up to you, but if you are going 6v6, it should not be possible for you to win alone, otherwise there's some balancing issue that's not been solved.

zarya can do things?

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I know, it's crazy, right?

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Not as big of a joke as TF2+LoLwatch

But why

Bastion is the simple defense against the simple attack.
If a team rushes all together with no plan, a bastion is enough to stop them.
But if a team works together and carefully, Bastion is not enough at all. It's that simple.

When you say "anyone who tries to take out the bastion gets taken out by his teammates" you are implying it's at least a 2v2. If you have someone covering up for Hanzo, Pharah or Widowmaker and making sure she isn't killed by his teammates, that character can easily take out Bastion.

You also gotta take into account that defeat doesn't necessarily just happen when you kill someone. If you can force Bastion out of Sentry Mode, you've got a minor victory. You forced him to give your team an opening. And when Bastion is not in Siege Mode, he is much less dangerous, meaning the fight is mostly 5v6 now. If you come up with a plan to counter him, he becomes a dead weight for his team. That's the whole thing with Bastion, if he works, he is great, but if there's decent players on the other side, he becomes a liability unless he keeps moving around.

You see Bastion quite rarely on high level competitive matches specifically for that reason.

Games with huge ceiling are shit because they make casuals feel the difference in skill between scrubs and pros.
That's why ASSFAGGOTS+FPS is a great idea for casuals. Might as well throw in designing the game for consoles on top to make sure it's absolutely irresistible scrub bait.

i hope you aren't talking about the cinema avengers because no one wants to fight in parking lots

Hey, I love deathmatch too. I enjoy Unreal Tournament specifically for the deathmatch.

You're gonna have to explain what you mean by clutch, because I got nothing on that. Unless that's synonymous with "cheese your way to victory" in which case I'll call you a retard. You're still arguing that a single player should be able to beat 2 or 3 equally skilled players as if that's good design.

Hey, you're the salty one complaining that you can't win every game because of your team or that you can't carry people. I personnaly don't mind losing if I know I did my job well done.


Zarya is fucking amazing. She rewards timing your barriers so much, you see terror on the eyes of the enemy team if you get a few kills. I'd argue she is the best tank in the game.


Oh I see. You join servers filled with noobs to feel like a big boy crushing them all. You think that means you're good at the game, not that the other team is worse than you or that you need to find stronger oponents. Well, I could play every game on Easy too and win all the time. :^)

sums up my feelings
it is not the end all be all of shooting games, but it's not abhorrent trash

its a middle ground game with way too much hype, in an ideal world blizzard would do good post release content and then it could be a pretty steady enjoyable game, i want more maps before more heroes mainly

and more fucking gametypes, why is capture the flag so unpopular these days

Potential maps? Mumbani. Look at that departure schedule.

There's a destination called "Cork". I wish to find out what cork is.

Again, its having to coordinate against something that requires NO coordination.

Take the heavy from TF2, He annihilates at short-to-medium ranges, but at the same time his spread and damage falloff make it harder for him to defend himself against snipers, his gun needs to spin up, which makes a loud noise and gives him away and he's pretty much backstab bait. They can self heal but it leaves them vulnerable while it does a VERY loud taunt and they give up their backup gun

Meanwhile bastions have no real spread or damage falloff so they can defend even at long ranges. They are dead silent unless they are shooting (Which is also very quiet compared to everything else), can self heal just as much as they need to (Again, completely silently) and have a decent backup.

Hell, even TF2's sentries at least have a very loud beep that corresponds to their level as a way of saying "THERE IS A SENTRY IN THE NEXT ROOM, PROCEED AS SUCH"

You see FPS tournament players at the top of the world class clutch out the entire enemy team in 1v5 in brilliant plays in real FPS games, enjoy your shit TF2 for casual though, can't have people feeling bad about being bad so lets just dumb it down for everyone, we're already doing it with common core so why not vidya? :^)

Woah, woah, woah who the fuck said that? I'm arguing that a player of better skill should be able to beat another team, as long as the other team sucks more or isn't as efficient in strategy. It still comes down to player skill when it comes to carrying.

user…where in the absolute fuck did you get any of this info from? Are you projecting or some shit? Never once did I imply any of that shit. Are you seriously this buttblasted that you have to make shit up now?

Cork is a county in Ireland

they fuck sheep and collect rocks in Cork but its nice to see Ireland in games sometimes

Games with huge skill ceiling are not shit. But if you tell a new player "you'll need to put in 500 hours before you're no longer bad at the game", he's gonna look at you and ask "why?"
You could actually have servers for old school arena shooters with casuals playing them but the second a professional player pops in, they are gonna leave because it's not fun to play against him.

The problem with a huge skill ceiling is that it separates the community between professionals and newcomers that can't play on the same server due to the huge difference in skill. This means no new blood and eventual dead of the game. Xonotic has actually very little players for instance, despite being faster and quite possibly mechanically better than Overwatch.

I ain't even saying it's a mistake to make a game that allows for high skill ceiling. But it's a mistake to expect those games to be insanely popular, or complain that nobody plays them anymore. Or to expect that every single game must be made in that same way as well.

CS has most of it's popularity because it's a classic, CoD as well. Most of the other alternatives out there die fast because they have no nostalgia appeal and most people simply don't find them interesting.

You know we're talking about Overwatch, right
All the maps are like 30% parking lot

Ireland has countries? There's so many things I don't know about the world.

counties, no 'r'

a player of similar skill can sometimes simply outmaneuver the enemy even when outnumbered, happens in wars.
The possibility of it happening is what makes competitive video games entertaining, someone literally pulling through against all odds and stealing the round is always amazing to watch.

This game though is casualized garbage, a dumbed down TF2 clone mixed in with LoL because that's the most efficient way to bring in all the casuals.

From a economic point of view it's brilliant, it's turning competitive FPS games into mobile tier thrash, and since competitive vidya is such a mine of gold right now which Blizzard can't seem to grasp yet is making millions for Valve and Riot they just had to try to get some of that cake.

From a FPS enthusiast point of view though, this is even worse cancer than CoD.

I'll chalk that one up to a sudden case of dyslexia and not my vision going on me. Well, good to know anyway. I'm irish, i'd love to see some of my blood's countryside.

Capture the Flag, the devs already talked a bit about it.
Basically it's hard to balance things for that. You have characters like Tracer that'd be mandatory for those modes due to her blink. Or Lucio because of the speed. But that'd mean every single game would have to have those, which is boring.
An alternative is to disable their skills when they are carrying the flag, but that means some heros loses much of their power when they get the flag and those you'd consider the best to carry the flag are probably the worst.

Then there's the fact that CTF usually means having 2 fights at the same time since there's 2 points of interest leading to your team having to split. Now, that's a way to do things and forces some strategy to be used when deciding who goes where. But they prefer to have a single point in the map, be it a payload or an area, where all the fights are concentrated. It's just their way of doing things.

I'd much rather see something like Onslaught or Assault in UT2K4, huge maps with points to contest, or a recreation of some scenario where teams compete to see who completes the most of it faster than the other team. Or Bombing Run, man I miss that thing.

Preaching to the choir. I already know why shit like this is popular, hence why I'm not angry or surprised in any way. What helps is that I know that people will move on and defend the next twitch-vidya turd this industry will pop out next.

So basically they made a game that is impossible to balance for more than one gametype
That's kind of hilarious

Oy fucking vey

I still watch QuakeCON every year.
Feels bad man, kids are growing up surrounded in shit, common core, SJW thrash all over the media,they even think Halo was a good FPS, I fear for the future.

I'm going to interject and suggest a modification on the CTF module, but without the stupid back and forth of TF2's point control. Nobody likes endless stalemates.

Somebody made a modded mode where you had to pick up and carry the..well, intelligence forward to the next point, if you got killed, it dropped, and got sent back after a time. With big enough maps and putting an indicator or at least a directional marker over the courier, I think it could work, maybe reduce movement-heavy hero abilities by a percentage while you're carrying the flag. Hell, maybe have it work both ways, like some wierd game of football.

i could see "push the potato payload through the village" being a thing


what if it was a neutral flag kind of game type?

also assault/onslaught would be rad. i think if you wanted capture to work in overwatch you'd probably need to make the maps bigged and let more players in at once

i don't mind 6v6 at all, but you're right it wouldn't work in CTF with overwatches classes

I get the comparison with the Heavy, but it's more accurate than you might think. Hanzo\Widow can simply peek and fire against him taking little damage and killing him fast, in 2 or 3 shots.
Anyone that can get behind him finds a core that they can shoot for double damage and you can dispatch Bastion's fast that way.

He can self heal, but it's not fast enough at all and it's interrupted by any source of damage. Usually to do so, he's gonna have to move back, giving you an opening. It also has a very large warning sign spinning around him that's quite obvious.

I really can't say anything else except, try it yourlself. I though he was OP as fuck and wanted to try him for easy PotG too and I found out any semblance of competence from the other team took care of me. I had to constantly relocate and suprise people if I wanted to consitently kill them.


And that's factually true because you'll provide us with a name of one of those champs or link to an youtube video of him "clutching" the match. Because you clearly don't expect anyone to just take your word on it, do you?

Wow, that's..actually really pretty landscape. God damn, it sucks living in Michigan. What I wouldn't do for some mountains close to here. Not rocky ones either, lush ones like that.

Completely new to FPSs? That explains why you're shilling for this garbage actually

I really wish the new UT was bigger, I really did love playing it.

You guys actually bought this?

If you faggots start complaining about this game in month or two, I will be having a laugh to the bank. Do you faggots never learn?

Well, evidently not. Even you faggots buy into the hype.

if you're as irish as you claim, get dual citizenship and pay the old country a visit

that's what i did for awhile, nice place but watch out for the pikeys and gypsies

There's 3 guys out there in Holla Forums who have an Xbone.

Gee user! I dunno! Maybe the part where you mention being able to "carry your team" when everyone else on the oposing one is worse than you.
What happens if they are good players too, dumbfuck? Can you carry your team still?
What happens if one of the other players is as good as you and is trying to carry his team? Who gets to carry who now, numbnuts?
Your entire argument so far is "well, if the other guys are bad, I can win alone" which ain't a suprise for anyone over the age of 12.

We were talking about Matchmaking here and the entire point of matchmaking is to put you in a match with EQUALLY skilled players. If you ever find an oposing team that's worse than you and you can "clutch", your MMR will be adjusted and next match will be against a better team. Finding teams that are so bad you alone can kill 4-5 players is not supposed to happen in Matchmaking. It just means someone's MMR doesn't correspond with his actual skill and that will be corrected eventually.

Heh. Not that irish. I've got at least 7 bloodlines running through my body. German most of all.

saging for off topic I know it's a cyclical

Im enjoying the game so far. Have a few bros to play with so games arent unbearble. Going against more than one mei or reinhardt is unbearable though.

My favorites to play are mei, and the sentry robot dude and D.va. I played the tranny lazer bitch once and got a 17 kill streak, i only died once that match and it was at the very end cause d.vas range on her self destruct is ridiculous. Funny thing is I didnt even how up on the like board, maybe its cause i was playing a fucking degenerate.

Games fun though, dont understand all the hate, its like people HAVE to hate whats popular.

Back then, it was a toss up between Killer Instinct with Free Internet Access or Bloodborne with Paid Subscription, which makes more sense then picking a game with a company such as blizzard which has a history of being jews by WoW and Diablo 3.

I mean, at best you are getting a possibly mediocre, unbalanced TF2 Knockoff with tits. What depths of depravity dwell here for this to even be considered to have its own cycle thread.

It shouldn't even have threads, period.

Literally get behind ANY wall that covers your model between you and the explosionand you're safe even if you're still in red detonation range.

Infact, let me expand on this further; ever cycled based thread that is centered around a specific game as of late has been focused on not big released, but the most "hyped" released, the last 3 being This, Doom and Fallout 4.

So basically, games that we all know are going to be terrible, that have more money put into advertising then production, deserve to have a cycle thread to contain it, thus constantly perpetually advertising on the front page.

Most games that crop up for discussion on Holla Forums don't even have such luxury; if the community here deams it shit, its usually the death of any future discussion of said game. Look at Star Fox Zero, for example.

Thats good to know.

Also for some reason I cant seem to get her dash and self detruct to work for me, every timw I use it she stops mid dash and stays in place, while I see others self destructing robots flying towards my fucking face.

See for why "high skill ceiling" means those games are not very popular.


It's more like CTF doesn't work unless everyone is playing exactly the same character. TF2 has mandatory Scouts and Engineers for instance…


There was a special map in UT2K4 called Joust for CTF that was exactly this.
Just a long corridor where you spawned in one side near your oponents flag and he spawned in the other. You had to take his flag along the corridor while he did the same, leading to a lot of figthing in the middle. The one that could kill the other consistently more often would eventually reach the other side. 32v32 with instagib on that map was fun.


It still doesn't solve the problem with some heroes being mandatory because of their speed, but that could be "fixed" by placing checkpoints that you have to cap on your way to deliver the intel. Capping them would be 5 times faster than regular points but that'd be enough to make regular heroes perfectly viable for that mode as well.

I'm sure we'll get more than just 6v6 in the future, since it's a frequent request in their forums.
They allow for higher tick rates and changing some of the rules in custom games, so I'm sure they'll eventually allow for more players in a server, even if just for fun.
Competitive is likely to stay forever in 6v6, though.

They're containment threads, same as Doom, the purpose is to keep the shills from flooding the board like it's happening in cuckchan right now.

relax user, I'm here for you.
Then they fucking win, have you not been listening at all?

The MMR is shit and my argument in the first place is that you can't carry the fucking game if your team is shit, therefore your wins are based on luck.

The rest of your post is strawman after strawman, you need to take a fucking pill. Jesus.

I would chalk that up with NoA just fucking us so hard over here. I was looking forward to SFZ but the closer it came the more batshit insane it seemed to willingly give nintendo more money. I can pirate it now which is good. Im still really fucking salty over Fatal Frame. I wanted that game so bad, but now hopefully there might be a fan translation in the works.

As soon as you pop the ult it fucks up the movement on the dash a bit, if you're on the ground when you pop it the mech will continue forward but if you're in the air instead of continuing to boost straight forward without dropping like it does when piloted it will be affected by gravity normally and fall to the ground. If you want to get good distance with it you gotta make sure to aim up a bit with the boost and activate the ultimate early on to get a good arc.

I'm getting terrible flashbacks and great ideas of 5 Widowmaker 1 Genji teams for that. Make it wide, like a field..make getting hit drop the objective but do no damage, make the snipers shooting each other stun themselves, maybe?

I need to stop.

Let it fall into the animation first or you might be interrupting the dash.

Offtopic but is the new UT any good?

in order to carry the game needs a high skill ceiling.
You can carry even against players who are just as good as you in any FPS, it's just less likely to happen because the odds are against you obviously.
This game has too much ASSFAGGOTS mixed in so the potential to simply shit on everyone and the skill ceiling is too fucking low for it to matter.

ASSFAGGOTS plus shooters is just a bad idea, RTS+Shooters can be entertaining though.

see Heroes of the Storm for why this game will die in a month.

like every other attempt to bring arena shooters back it managed to shoot itself in the foot, in this case its expecting the community to do most of the work for it

Gee, I can't even decide wish of those links or players to check out first. Thankfully you know more than me about FPS since you provided so many examples, which one should I check?


Then you can't carry your team at all and this entire argument was useless from the beginning. Your entire point was that in that list of games you provided, you could still carry your team, but now you're moving the goalpost to "if the other team is bad, of course".
Well guess what? If the other team is bad in Overwatch, you can carry yours too. Who'd have guessed?

Can you carry your team in CS:GO, CoD, BF or any of those games if your team is bad? Can you carry your team in those games if the other team is good?
Because if not, you can add Overwatch to that list.

Because you decided it is, of course.

I expected no better from a TF2 casual edition fanboy honestly.

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I wonder how many post you'll spend defending your purchase. Can you break 100?

My argument was that you should be able to clutch in a game if the enemy team has less skill than you. This is not the case in overwatch due to shit like the fucking ultimate.

This argument was only pointless because you refuse to actually fucking read my posts, only skimming them so you can make yet another fucking strawman.

I've seen a few videos already and it's looking good so far, for any fans of the previous games.
They dropped the "totally not Gears of War ripoff" design they had going there for lighter and slimmer characters. The level of detail is still pretty good and they've carried on the different shield parts as in UT3.

I recall seeing a video about movement options and it's pretty interesting. You'll get rocketjumping finnaly, but you also have stuff like the Stinger Minigun that leaves shards on walls. Hitting those shards pops you up a bit. You also have a bit of wallrunning and you can combine it with the shard to extend it further.
There's also a dodge key, you press it and dodge in the direction you move. You can still double tap, but I'd imagine it makes things easier to dodge forward whithout interrupting your movement or requiring that you look to the side.

I've also heard that it was gonna be free, so there's that. They usually make UT a game to show off their engine, that's why UT3 had the Nighshade in the first place, to show off the Slow Field and the Barriers and the Invisibility shaders and all the FX it had going.
Dunno how popular it's gonna be, but I wish it gets a lot of players.

I know its a containment thread, but why should we need containment for shit games?

Like, doesn't that technically mean the game that were are trying to contain is in fact the game we will be the most exposed to?

Even if someone liked the game, it has two modes and matchmaking. That's it. This isn't a cud it's a lightly salted cracker.

But you can clutch in Overwatch.

shit or not, games a game and people can talk about them, positively or negatively, and new games will have more threads, so containment a good idea even if its a good game

twitch.tv/frozennights
Holla Forums faggots playing overwatch

if you want to save arena shooters you can contribute servers/code/assets/etc and of course by playing them and getting others to play them.

theres a bunch of free ones too, like nQuake, OpenArena, Xonotic, Warsow, Sauerbraten, etc., so it costs nothing for people to try.


Unvanquished looks promising so far, never got into the whole RTS/FPS thing myself though.

You're telling me one player can take on the entire enemy team while his mates are fucking around in Overwatch?

I'll probably just refresh my router at some point if my karmaupvotepoints trigger you so. :^)


Well I have news for you, user! You can clutch the game in Overwatch if the oposing team is bad, even with "the fucking ultimate".
I've personaly got a teamkill (that's when you wipe them all) as Pharah without even having to use my ulti. All it took was pushing some niggers of a cliff with the concussion blast, kill the rest peeking from cover and dodging the furry dragons by flying around.

This argument is pointless because you insist your theorycraft about ulties can't possibly be wrong despite the fact multiple people that actually played the game know very well it's not true. I don't even need a strawman when your entire posts are nothing but assumptions of how the game plays from someone that hasn't played it at all.

I though Bastion was OP, tried it wasn't so. I though Junkrat and D.Va ulti was easy 5 kills and it wasn't so. I tried a lot of the most OP bullshit in the game and unless I was playing against drooling retards or actually prepared properly to use it, I'd get 0 kills with it.

Because you don't get to decide what's a shit game, you arrogant prick.

I wanna see another ==(255)==

Keep at it.

See Mei with her freeze, see Roadhog with healing, hook and shotgun, see Reaper that can heal everytime he kills someone, see Soldier that can heal himself anyway and kill people fast with good aim.
Yes, you can solo an entire enemy team with yours huffing sprays in base, if the oposing team isn't as good as you.

What about it? It's still not fun to do so, since that means you're playing with noobs.

I'm afraid the roles been taken by d34916. He was much closer to 100 than me just by shittalking about the game.

Deluded to the point of attributing your own autism to others.

The game isn't terrible and broken like it's made out to be by people wishing it to be, you can easily go 20+ kills without dying if you're good.


Yes, I've done it once or twice. Seraph is a pretty good hero for it, also Dorf is good to sweep if you can set up a lv2 turret.

The skill ceiling in this game is so low it's closer to LoL than to TF2 honestly.
If you are wiping out the entire enemy team chances are you were playing against Polygon.

Jesus fucking christ, what fucking planet am I on?

Do either of you have actual proof that one person can carry against an enemy team outside of a completely lucky play?

this^

and by carry the team, I mean actually fucking win the match on your own.

Cyclical post counts display differently based on when you open the thread, if you open it after a bunch of posts have been deleted then they don't factor into the count you see.

I'll explain why Holla Forums hates Overwatch.

Imagine two hypothetical gamers.

Aaron Buttbaby: Aaron was a loser growing up. He sucked at sports, so he picked up gaming as a hobby. It was a hobby he could excel at, at least in his own mind. He loves RPGs because they take brainpower instead of physical skill and fast reflexives.

Chad Longdong: Chad was captain of his high school basketball team. He picked up playing Call of Duty at his frat house. Because Chad is physically well coordinated, he excels at FPSs. He is fast and accurate. The only RPGs he knows about are rocket propelled grenades.

Holla Forums is filled with a bunch of Aarons. They don't like shooters because they don't like losing to Chads. When a Holla Forumsfag loses in a shooter, it takes him back to junior high gym class, where he was humiliated by all of the superior males. Aaron can't stand that he will lose to Chad at Overwatch, even though Aaron has thousands of hours of video gaming under his belt.

Nice self pity story Aaron

Was High school really that bad for you?

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chances are he's still in high school if he's buying Blizzard games

Does anyone have it? I may get the $40 version. Impressions?

Na its a little different than that.

You have your contrarian fags that hate anything that's popular and you have the pirate fags that are butthurt they can't steal another game, you have the insecure faggots that deep down feel they might like it but won't play it due to the peer pressure from this shithole of a board and somewhere in the middle are the people that actually like it.

Might as well
Overwatch is so slow it makes CSGO look fast.

You'd have to take my word for it. I don't care enough to find some ebin clutch 1v6 gameplay on youtube or figure out how to put some of my own gameplay up.


That's somewhat unreasonable criteria, other teammates are going to be bulletsponges, throw themselves onto the objective as a distraction or provide some chip damage at the very least in any game that you could carry in.
I doubt you could carry in any game purely 1v6 without some extreme luck or your team has somehow setup that situation for you to carry.

Then you have people who have taste who won't just shed shekels to Activision for casual garbage and on the other side redditors who bought 10 copies of WoW who already bought 3 copies of OW for all the platforms.

It seems like you never played Tribes.

I may be wrong, but in turret form, Bastion has a crit spot at the back of him. Flank him, shoot his fuck me spot, and teach him to watch his corners.

If you have friends then get it, it's pretty fun.

I only played it after it got fucked up fixed.

real tank, since the game forces you to locations its technically faster than CSGO since you won't win by stacking on each others heads in a corner

Is $40 a reasonable price for a mediocre game that CAN be fun at times that will probably be dead within the next month or two?

Otherwise probably not.

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ok.
yet I can show you a million examples of how it's possible in better games.

Well now all you did was make me want some clang.

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What said. Even with a friend, I spent most of the beta hating myself for even giving it attention. The only thing left to see is how long it'll last in the eyes of twitchfags. I can assure you now, we won't be seeing tournaments after like, a year because the game is shallow as fuck.

Is there a preference between this and Battleborn, or are they both shit?

If there was a choice, definitely Overwatch at the very least. Battleborn is an even more streamlined version of destiny with by far the worst writing I have ever seen in a video game.

battleborn is garbage, overwatch is pretty solid

battleborn is actually a moba FPS, so it has lanes and NPCs and in-match grinding and all that filth, on top of being ugly as fuck

overwatch is TF2 with skills and less maps and shit. its casual but its not unbearable and i'd bank anyone could have a few rounds of fun with it then get bored, so hold on to your shekels if you're looking for a long haul cuz blizz will probably fuck it up instead of make it better

playing with your balls would be a better use of your time than battleborn

Battleborn is better, not great but better than Overwatch.
If you feel like playing Overwatch, play TF2.

Battleborn is quite different, you should make your own opinion by watching gameplay of both without listening to shills on a shill containtment thread.

i've never accused anyone of being a shill before, but you must be paid or fucking insane to recommend anything battleborn related

>more ASSFAGGOTS then Overwatch Overwatch doesn't even feel like a moba honestly

GUARANTEED REPLIES

Never recommended, neither said it was good. Calm down shills, this thread is just so you can stop the flood anyways.

Please go, Anthony "Just fuck my wife up" Burch

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Also found this.

I think a big stigma against Mei is a part of the fact that she can hard counter Reinhart. I find it funny that a titty monster can smack the shit of a dude covered head to toe in power armor who has at least 2 feet on said titty monster.

Fam, you're being unreasonable.

Somilo is just an ball of pent up aggression and he needs hugs.

Dude the game is literally assfaggots with no recoil guns, 20 tick servers, 0 advanced mechanics and you have to actually be a retard to miss your shots.

Let's just stop pretending people can somehow get massively good in casual games with collapsed rooftops where everyone is forced to crawl.

tell me exactly how it is similar to assfaggots besides abilities

She doesn't really hard counter Reinhart, it's more of a soft counter since his shield blocks her spray but the fight basically just becomes them both waiting around for the other to do something. As long as Rein keeps his shield up it's really hard for her to do anything to him and as long as she keeps spraying he can't put it down. A lot of Reinharts try to drop their shield and out dps her with the hammer which doesn't work and what they really should be doing is just waiting with the shield up for someone to come break the stalemate.

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No, he's aggression itself and it's right now centered on bashing overwatch. Not that it's misdirected.

Yeah, its pretty solid…pretty solid shit

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Damn. That's pretty excessive.

He's still cute. So is afro, I liked his Haruhi cosplay.

Blizz knows who and be bought.

Not saying I don't believe you but I want to see how it looks exactly.

He's already been there once today, do you want him to die from radiation exposure?

It must be done. He's already been there. His immune system is now used to it's stench.

Heres half of the catalog, sorry for the mobile Im in bed and dont want to get out.

Nigger, there's more talk about Overwatch here than there is there. There's like one fucking thread up with legit replies. The rest are at the bottom of the catalog.

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zarya looks kinda cute in that thumbnail anime truly is magic

also holy shit i thought we had too many template threads here, 4chan looks worse than ever

Overwatch more like overrated

as horrifying as that will be. there have always been terribly ugly cosplayers

id like to try out battleborb, to see how it holds up to smnc

8/v/ reaches the perfect spot between quality and quantity for me, not too fast, but fast enough.
Plenty of shit threads, but plenty of good ones.

4cucks, Josh, raids and the downtime did irreparable damage to the site, but its still pretty good considering the alternatives.

Fucking leftists….

can she though? hammer, flameslash hammer ded. potentially anyways, of course she will ice block but you probably wont have taken much damage from that scuffle.

The gitting gud isn't in aiming, you tit.
If you want that you might as well play call of duty.
Gitting gud is in understanding what to do in each situation as it comes, knowing when to drop your current character for a different one to turn the tide of battle, separating and manipulating the enemy team. There may be more to it than that but I'm level 10 I don't think I've even played half the characters yet.

For example using Seraphs concussion grenade or Gearats bomb to push the support or Reinhart away from the rest of the team.
Roadhogs chain to pull support/tank in for a kill and remove their ability to stay in the fight for longer.
Using Tracers blink to manoeuvre behind Reinhart shield or up to the enemy sniper and shoot him/her in the back.
Using tank as a distraction whilst you move around the sides to eliminate the rest of the team.
The game is more about being good in strategic thinking rather than point and shoot.

In fact to suggest aiming is the key factor in gitting gud is ludicrous. If aiming was the key factor then the skill ceiling would be rock bottom like in every modern fps.

The only legitimate complaint you have there is the 20 tick servers which is genuinely disgusting and I've noted more than a few times where I've had a death due to that.

i feel like infighting and paranoia is getting the best of 8/v/ these days, but still better than what 4/v/ has become


any game that isn't 100% white is now leftist propaganda didn't you know?

granted there is some shit in overwatch that's got the stink on it, like "oh no racist against robots" nonsense

And the pandering because of Tracer's Butt Pose(tm)

that was one of the sketchiest marketing plays i've ever fucking seen

Shes based on a real person.

As other people said, the irony being that it's her pink hair that is supposed to pander to tumblr, but as others have pointed out: she got her body type from extremly hard work and dedication. She isn't fat, she's muscular. The tumblrenas think it's supposed to be a stand in for themselves, but it's the exact opposite. They just don't realize it.

That's the one thing that makes me smile.
She looks "fat" because of the armor, but she's Zyzz in female form.


It's the norm nowadays. Feel offended by the look of a single teeny, tiny, small, itty bitty thing? Complain about it and then get people to signal boost it. And then the devs cave in because they think they'll end up with more profits because it doesn't "offend" anyone That one single person that decided to throw a bitchfit and is now "safe" when in reality all it says is that the company is more focused in making profits than making a good product that sells well based on it's quality alone. The only reason OW is selling is because it's by BLIZZARD, and surely they can do no wro- Nope, can't say it with a straight face. Maybe a gay one will d- Nope, neither can.

To be fair ours is kinda like that too but the mods are actually locking all the overshill threads. So good job mods.

her in game lines don't indicate a tumblrtard personality either, she's just a russian stereotype, everyone in this game is a stereotype actually

further proving that the people gushing over its "diversity" don't fucking play games

well, she could have a more feminine head

Holy shit, the fact this thread is allowed so idiots can discuss this game disgusts me. Why didn't mark allow porn spam, at least that is more fun than this game.

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Her problem has always been the combination of pink hair and butch hair cut. Either or, not both. I can deal with the manish body and the shitty tattoos but the pink dyke cut. No thanks.

Was anyone else surprised when they realized Ult charge isn't wiped when you die?

I know this game is supposed to light on skill requirements and easy to jump in and just have fun, but still.

user please

that would completely change the pace of the game. nobody would be willing to make the sacrifice. at that point id just remove ults altogether, which i would be totally okay with

I meant the porn spam like when fallout 4 came out. That time he didn't give the idiots a circular thread that would stay on the front page until the faggots get tired. I mean there was the sticky, but that was more for the Boston salt party than for retards to talk about shit taste.

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It means you can throw yourself suicidally at a hypothetic wall until your ult is charged so you can ream anyone you see once it's fully charged.
It takes NO skill at all.


I didn't mean all porn at all, just OW.
Wish we could porn the shills away.

Winston is too much fun.

I'm scared people will realize how good he is and start playing him to the point of nerf / people learning how to counter him.

teach me your ways. i grab winston sometimes on a KOTH game or something but i can never seem to consistently kill people with his weapon or chimp out mode

if ults were win buttons then sure. but the 'wall' youve been feeding will be getting effortless charge for your recklessness too and while your team is down a player more opportunities to pick them off arise.

crits in tf2 encouraged throwing yourself at a wall until you blasted 3 niggas on accident. but even then there was incentive to live as you had a higher crit rate for performing well.


did they buff him or something? i remember him being kind of a joke pick unless you intend to catch an unaware sniper.
ive seen him do well on a few king of the kill matches if the enemy team is particularly hindered by his barriers.

Well you could just sage while talking about how shit it is. Though that would get boring. I really hope there was a good reason for not doing the porn spam and that it wasn't so the people browsing it at work don't get caught with porn like idiots.

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Play him as a backline ganker. He can easily kill every support and sniper. Try and save your boost for escape rather than initiation (but if you see a solo

i'll have to give those strategies a try some time, gotta give people some hot monkey dick

Just avoid those 3 heroes + Bastion and you'll be swell.

Chimp Out is really just for flinging people off the objective or off ledges if they're in a good position for it.

What should I be looking to do on Dorado? I can't figure out that map worth a shit, where the good ambush spots are, the good cover angles and stuff like that.

you should be going to the house of the loli from the cinematic and patting her head

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take a pinata and beat a man to death screaming like nolan batman

i've found the cinematics mostly kinda weak (thematically, visuals are blizz high budget standard) but i did enjoy the 76 one a lot because he's such an animal in it

you mean the one with the shittiest, most predictable plot in it?

i said i enjoyed it, i didn't say it was a masterpiece

they're all pretty by the numbers

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Of course Blizz are shilling on cuck/v/, it's a massive vidya forum.

does it work? not that well

Yeah I've always hated this bullshit. They should've balanced the travel time to mid from spawn and just make respawn times get progressively longer the more you die or something.

test is this thing on hello?

I'd take a screenshot but very few have Overwatch in the OP so I can't search properly. Just look through the catalog, they're everywhere you can't miss them.


There are at least 5 (FIVE) threads up right now with over 100 replies, 3 of those have over 300 replies. It was also a lot worse yesterday night and I assume it will be the same tonight.

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If shills actually exist here, know that there's a good goy willing to shill the game if the game is given.

Just saying.

Look past the video game groups.

Doesn't McCree have to be careful with his ult? He's going to lose if he tries to run into more than 2 people with his ult, and you're bad at the game.

You implying I try to spend time around normalfags?

Good lord no thank you. I'd rather be lonely

His ult is probably the worst aspect of the character, since you can just hide around a corner to avoid dying, but that said it's excellent at area denial. And has the potential to kill a fuckload of people if you do manage to surprise with it. You're right that he can't just run in front of people and do it, that's a good way to get shit on quickly, especially if they have a widow in the back.

high noon has to be one of the worst ults in the game, if not the worst

Hence why I said he needs some skill to be bullshit good. You can get a good kill streak if you can pick out your kills.

You guys do realize that is and INSTANT KILL right? Like, negates all HP, Shields, and regeneration?

winstons seems pretty useless save for like 1 map, yeah it shakes up a cap point but no on ever dies

i hate this bitch but she has her value, her fucking alt fire is more accurate than the snipers and i'm not very good with m/kb aim yet

Wish I was in such a low bracket people ignore both the audio and visual queues and just watch the guy slowly walk around and lock onto them ) =

or owned the game

pretty sure reinhards shield blocks it, and genji can deflect it (for hilarious results)

its flawed though, mcree is kinda slow and can't maneuver much, and his ult would work best in a flank, but he can't reach the best flanks spots so he has to hope no one hears what time of day it is and sees him fucking glowing coming around the corner

Of course. That said, you can usually avoid it entirely. As I said, It's great for area denial and if you do happen to use it in an area where they can't get away, it's incredible.

It's a testament to his normal attacks that the ult is considered the worst aspect of the character. His stun+fan combo is abso-fucking-lutely retarded. He simply can put out too much damage too quickly with very little risk/skill involved.

Ones with red tick can press a button to counter high noon

Ones with blue tick are mobile enough to just get out of the way.

This is assuming someone just doesn't kill mccree as he shouts at everyone he's about to ult and has a big glowing red dot just in case someone's deaf.

I meant shields like the ones Torbjorn and the Indian girl give

It's really easy to flank people in this game. You have to be a fucking idiot if you can't get around the map, even with slow ass characters like McCreed

he can't double jump, wall climb, or teleport, his flanking options are bad

Oh I understand. Though you guys are making it sound like it takes skill to not get killed by it. That's not the case. It takes knowledge for it to be a useful ult. It's not an "oh shit" button like other characters ults.

That why you walk through the fucking 5 different paths to flank every damn level has in every section. Which by the eay, are littered with medkits.

Mei is fucking ridiculous. Every time I've picked her I've gotten at least a dozen kills and play of the game.


Wear headphones I guess. There's only a handful of ultras with subtle cues and his isn't one of them

Zarya's bubbles will block it too since people covered by it are entirely invincible until it runs out or absorbs 50 charge worth of damage and I'm pretty sure there's no overspill. Zenyatta becomes invulnerable with his ult and can dodge that way too.

I think the only only ult which really noticeably needs its audio cue tuned is Widow's, I'm pretty sure they inverted the volumes for friendly versus enemy callouts because allied Widows are loud as shit while enemy ones are probably the quietest in the game and you really don't need an audio cue for a friendly widow ult since you can clearly see every enemy showing up through walls.

Literally cannot win a 1v1 against a mcree who uses the flashbang and can shoot at the head. It's fucking ridiculous. Especially any sort of corner you're just immediately fucked if you walk around and mcree is close to you.

So my friend got me this as a birthday gift.
Liking it more then I probably should. Seems like it might get old fast though.

Is everyone terrible at this game? I'm only level 5 and I've won all of my games and even come out on the after game top players list every time.
Defense mode or whatever it's called seems really unbalanced. I don't see how it'd be possible for the attacking team to ever win if the defense team is equally skilled at the game.

Also D.VA a best I don't wanna play any other character.

Where's the clang porn with D.VA and her robot?

I'm okay with it for the sole reason that it's one of the only up close counters to Mei


I had the same experience at early levels, right down to maining D.Va. It'll pass and you'll be forced to mix things up.
Games tend to come down to whichever team maintains a group and which one is trickling in. Fucking nobody is willing to wait an extra second so they won't be going alone

ask your friend if he needs another friend.

Yes people are terrible, they get slightly less terrible as your mmr increases.
Attacking team does seem to have the advantage in most maps, but not all.

Hope you're into NTR user

Everyone in this thread right now besides me is into NTR, I mean they let Blizzard cuck them out of their money.

Also keep in mind since the game's new people haven't been divided into their actual skill levels yet.

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I do just fine, but holy FUCK. The average player is just fucking terrible.

They're just so fucking bad. 80% of the time people just pick what they want with no regard for team comp and nobody plays around the objective.

Is this the average blizzard fan now? I hate how popular videogames have become now, because they're filled with casual trash who can't even use the game's basic functions.

How do people fucking miss in this game? It takes like no effort, yet the enemy team AND my team seem to have a problem doing it.

Also, why the FUCK is there not multiplayer regular matchmaking? What the fuck? Who the hell makes a multiplayer game and then makes games with friends only relegated to custom games?

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yeah they've been really shameless.

I'm hoping it's because HotS is doing terribly and hearthstone and legion didnt sell enough preorders.

dude, what? just party up with your buds and enter the queue. it's right there.

I feel ashamed I fell for that trick. But It was too late.

why not demand a refund

What if a girl picks up?

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you people should seriously start to calm down now.
battleborn has its fair share of bullshit, but why would you lie on a videogame board, where people will point out your nonsense?

that sentence doesnt need to be commented.
the shards are deliberately placed on the way to objectives, where you can just walk over them to pick them up while playing. also major minions drop shards when killed.

thats a lie though. only alani can be bought - the others have to be unlocked using one of two possible ways.

also everything that >>9456595 said.

why cant you just shit on games without lying like everyone else

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What if

You people buy me battleborn and overwatch

And I decide which is better.

I think it's fair.

Nah

I'm pretty sure it's only one (255) shill


I think they called that sort of faggots "whales"

Because he's gotta get the good goys to buy Overmeme, my man

People who are anti-overwatch are so vigorous in the quantities of their post, I am starting to wonder if someone is paying them to shitpost about it.

They probably don't like it because it's sour.

Yeah, Randy himself told us to do it

Considering most of them can't redtext, it's seems possible that we're getting brigaded.
The alternative is they're just simply retarded.

In any case europoors, post names so I can add people.

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THEY FOUND US OUT CHAIM, OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

You are pretty dedicated. Don't you have something better to do with your time and energy?

When there is a thread with a game I have no interest in, I just minimize it and not worry about it. Since, you know, I don't give a shit about the game.

So either you are being paid (unlikely) or autistic and think Holla Forums is an actual place and you are defending your grounds like it matters.
Which is it?

I don't know why they limited the servers to 20 ticks when you can make custom games with 20 ticks.
Are all console FPS 20 ticks?
It's not like it's cross platform.

Does a 60 tick server cost that much more than a 20 tick?

I'm more annoyed because a mediocre game got a bunch of threads on Holla Forums. It's like that one e celeb chick and kept getting spammed on Holla Forums and whenever you said you didn't care they called you a shill. The only thing it's got going for it is marketing and a e s t h e t i c s. The porn has mostly been shit, with barely any actually good. The worse part is its marketed towards the casual market, but there are people who will say it's meant to be competitive.

You are pretty dedicated. Don't you have something better to do with your time and energy?

When there is a thread with a game I have no interest in, I just minimize it and not worry about it. Since, you know, I don't give a shit about the game.

But you're not doing that, so either you are being paid (unlikely) or autistic and think Holla Forums is an actual place and you are spouting your opinion like it matters.

Which is it?

*60 ticks

Son, do you know where you are?

bullshit

have you ever used this on reinhardt?

Considering that it's Actiblizzard and that they clearly spent a fuckton of money into marketing, it doesn't really matter how much more servers with higher tick rate costs.
They could have gotten better servers in the first place and fixed one problem, but Actiblizzard can't into games.

It's like someone higher up said 'hey, this netcode's pretty neat, we should show it off by making everyone play in a shit environment'

So be honest. You give yourself a like at the end of a game don't you? I know I do every time

Server tick doesn't need to be limited by your FPS cap, in fact, the higher the tick is the more realistic the game is.
Having 20 tick rate on a shooter is outright garbage, you'll be missing shots that should had been hit and hitting shots that shouldn't up the ass.
To give you an idea Volvo had 60 tick servers for CSGO and everyone was giving them shit over it.
2 decades old FPS had 60 tick servers, this has 20.

Good work not answering anything and rambling on about what everyone knows

They might be hosting the servers on a couple of iphones which explains why they needed to aim so low.


There were no questions on that post
If 'everyone' knew no one would be even playing that shit.

It costs about three times as much processing power and possibly bandwidth to run a 60 tick server. But those costs are mostly irrelevant since its a pay2play game. Servers are essentially dirt cheap if they cater to paying customers.
The main costs remain to be in customer support.

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Wait those were real questions?
I thought he was just mocking how not even consoles are that shit.

The answer is no, and no it doesn't cost that fucking much.

Even Halo 5 runs 64 tick server if you were serious there.

Looks like a 12 slot server for CSGO costs about ~$12 and ~$15 for 128 ticks.

Not cheap even at blizzard scale when they have to cater to literally millions.

Why don't they just let people host their own servers. Other than the AFK server (with most people eventually getting caught) I don't remember TF2 having its shekels taken away because of it.

Those are rentals though.
If you buy and run your own server clusters it doesn't even cost a tenth of that.
They could even use all the empty WoW, SC2 and Diablo servers. :^)

Well the higher tick server costs 25% more.

and I'm sure they already scaled back on the WoW, SC2, HotS, and Diablo servers. :^)

Jewing on the data transfer harder than EA when you are already selling the game and put a cash shop on it seems pretty damn greedy though.
Though I think EA runs BF on 20 tick servers too?

>bf4central.com/2015/09/bf4-60hz-server-tick-rate/
Seems like I was outdated, BF2 ran at 20 tick, 3 at 30 and 4 runs at 60.

It feels pretty great to see more and more people hate this game as time goes on.

Ahahahaha.
No fun allowed that's why. Devs must control the entire experience so they can eventually crash it into the ground for the sequel.

Does that mean BF1 will run at 10?

Next you're going to tell me there's demand for vanilla WoW servers. Don't be crazy. You think you do, but you don't.

AFK servers are allowed. It's the use of 3rd party programs that people got shit for.

BF4 runs at 60 in just a bunch of serves and it isn't really 60,it's just a bubble around the player that run that high.You can't really fix Frostbite engine since it's hardcoded for that tickrate for the consoles.

A pilot should always have a healthy relationship with their mech.
I've never even played Overwatch, I just like the porn.

That's pretty shitty but at least they tried.
Haven't really played BF since of 1942 though, I assume the game is now mostly CQC spraying since it's in consoles now?
Reality bubbles would be kinda effective in that case.

My brother's considering being a good goy and getting this shit for the two of us. Any sites selling keys for cheap for PC? Fuck spending 40 Merkeldollars on this.

how come the pros rate her as one of the worst characters?

moar

Do they?

Maybe it's because it takes a while for her m1 to freeze people, and with a competent team you can quickly remove her before she gets close.

I'd still say her ult and ice wall more than makes up for it though.

maybe pros will prove me wrong once they have a league going.

These people are shit, but boy oh boy, I'm getting 'nilla TF2 flashbacks

You're kidding right? She can freeze nearly everyone faster that they can dispatch her.

The nerfs are fairly obvious.

A serious nerfing of widowmaker (SHE HAS A BETTER ASSAULT RIFLE THAN THE SOLDIER, 390 for a full mag, 125 to 425 for the soldier full mag…, biggest DPS on average with main, instant move, wallhack… Nope nothing wrong here).

Then a couple of minor nerfs.

-All stuns cancel your mobility but NOT your ability to shoot (being subjugated to something and in the impossibility to do anything against is the n°1 cause of mental trauma… Riposte even if ineffective considerably lessens the mental stress).
- Minor bastion nerf, increase spread on bastion (98% of bastion aren't a problem, there are plenty of way to counter them, EXCEPT when they camp from really far away and take full advantage of the hitscan and stupidly big headshot hitboxes, both temple map last points, the Japanese and the Egyptian ones are blatant examples).
- Minor mai nerf, either reduce her life or augment her cooldown for her selfheal.

Reaper is fine as it is, sure he has a powerful escape but that's it.

Maybe nerf it by making him unable to pick healthpack while ghosting, but that should be the extant of it.

what the fuck user

people underestimate Winston, he destroys supports like it is nothing and has one of the best escapes in the game. I notice a trend where people will go ape and charge into the team alone, when his ult is there to disrupt during a teamfight

i would say make her self heal have a small wind up time instead of instant

I barely even looked at the images. I just went to booru and typed "D.Va" then picked some images with her M.E.K.A.
Notice how all the filenames are "ClipboardImage"; I didn't even bother to save any of them.

>her *and M.E.K.A.

ah

Wish I had such easy games ) =

Plus, we're a couplefew thousand. Smaller forums have been targeted, and the need to only establish credibility within a thread makes it easy enough.
The amount of faggots who use 8ch and bought FO4 should be telling.

I blame Toddposting for that, that shit was subtle at the beginning but it became pretty obvious it wasnt just shitposting.

Someone please talk some sense into me. I've almost bought the collector's edition of this game on PS4 multiple times since my laptop can't run it, talking myself out of it at the last second barely.

I think all the Overwatch porn is getting to me

You'll regret buying the game on PS4 within an hour, user.

Play other games you weak willed faggot.

I know I will. But I can't curb my desire to play Overwatch, after all the porn, colorful characters, special animations, and how i've heard it's actually not a total pile of shit.

But my laptop can't run it.


I haven't caved yet…

Get some better taste you weeaboo faggot.
Western waifufaggotry is cancer

She's Korean.

The fact that you're even thinking about it means you've caved. You would have already bought it if your laptop could run it. Just pirate/buy any older shooter, I guarantee your laptop can run it.
Pic related is for you.

Also you.

The designers and 3D modelers arent thought.
Are you one of the countless faggots who masturbates to special snowflake ASSFAGGOT characters?

How about you save your money for a decent computer instead of spending it on a game for fap fuel? I actually like overwatch, but it is not worth continuing to live as a console only faggot.

Yes, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I can call you a faggot and bully you.

With that much shit taste you might as well be a consolefag.

I am now defeated.
This isn't a sticky, mate.

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Wow, what a pleb, do you have a Jinx dakimakura as well?

It's a cycling thread, it might as well be one since there's no bump limit.

You're right, I won't deny it

This is true. do people still play UT2004 online?

I know, I am the cancer


I am saving up for one a laptop, for college that I can use in-class. I don't suppose you'd have any suggestions for something under $600 that's not a piece of junk?

I'm saging because I don't want to bump the thread with my fucking shitposts, I'll sage in threads I like if I'm not being relevant to them.

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Gamespy was shut down and I'm not aware of any community set-ups. I just play the new UT.

It's stuck near the top of the catalog and wont go away for another couple days at least.

Just saw that, what a crock of shit.

There's a new one?

TO IT FAGGOT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

DESPERATE
your turn

Resident Shill here. Don't buy it.
As good as Overwatch is, buying an FPS for a console is degeneracy.
Either get a good computer or enjoy Twitch or something.

Laptops are always pieces of junk for gaming. If you want to actually play games on the thing you need to build a desktop. Can't really recommend any parts at the moment, but I'm pretty sure 600-800 bucks is doable for one. I'm pretty sure Holla Forums has a sticky for questions like that so try asking about building there.

I said I wanted to play videogames, not be in debt


So even a shill wouldn't play it on PS4…

That's pretty funny. I guess I'll just save up for a non-shitty laptop. I would just build a desktop, but I need a computer for school. Right now the laptop I'm using doesn't even have a functional monitor, I'm using an HDMI cable hooked up to my 23" LCD TV, otherwise I'd just use this laptop for school and build a desktop for home.

Top goy

I know you're shitposting but c'mon m8.

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Hey, I like the game to the point of autistically defend it here in between matches, but I ain't gonna defend FPS in consoles, that shit is just plain retarded.
On the off chance you could like the game, you'd probably not find it as fun in the PS4 as it would be in the PC.

Save the consoles for racing games, platformers and fighting games. Leave the PC for RTS, FPS, RPG and MMOs.

Your PS4 works with mouse and keyboard user. You know what you must do, plug that shit in and rekt the faggot console players using their inferior controllers.

I pirate all my PC games though, I feel like it kind of balances out in that regard.


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I want to lick D.Va's thighs


Yeah, you got a point. I can't imagine trying to play Quake or Unreal on a console, let alone a modern FPS as well.

You what now? Besides, I don't have a keyboard, only a laptop, I do have a mouse though.

Some games let you plug your keyboard and mouse into the usb slots and play games that way.


Wouldn't matter anyway. Looked online and it seems overwatch doesn't support it. I bet they didn't want a bunch of console babies crying about it :^)

I want to kill this matchmaking

Let them taste actual skill

I'd never heard of that before, but at the same time it doesn't surprise me that Overwatch doesn't support it


that's hilarious, is that kid saying "let me win"? I can't tell, because it sounds like his mouth is full of cotton.

Usually you'll also need some third party software to enable that stuff in a game over consoles, since they by default don't allow it.
I think the OS for the console does allow it with no problem, but you jump into the game and it's no dice.
Usually they ban people because of the third party software, claiming it's a "cheat".
That's just a good reason to only buy Nintendo Consoles since that faggotry is never a problem there. (I think, only ever owned a PSX and a Wii)


You know, the funny thing is that the video just looks like average footage for a PC FPS. The most "advanced" tactic he is using is the magical power of crouching. If this looks that impressive to console tards or if crouching is such an amazing tactic, I wonder how do still people take that kind of games seriously. The whole thing basically plays for you with aim assist on every single weapon. It's a game of who sees who first, shooting is so secondary you might as well make it knives only.


He seems to be trying to complete some chalenge or something and needs to win a few fights or something. But since he's a console peasant, he can't just gitgud at the game, he must beg someone else to lose so he can do his cheevos.

Someone linked me the thread, it's not me. I don't even post on Holla Forums anymore. I only use Holla Forums.

Thank God, you little Link-obsessed freak.

Ooh, furry butthurt still continues months after TF2C's hype train died. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Sage for not overwatch

The fuck are you talking about
I never even went to the TF2C threads

Yeah, it's already been established it's actually SArais. Only he would have the levels of autism required to hate something this fiercely. Most other user's would just go play videogames after some shitposting. Guess he got disapointed when they made Wraith become Reaper in Overwatch…

There's a shill that's going for the (500) too bad the thread is cyclical.
He's been doing nothing but sucking Blizzard's 20 tick rate dick for 4 days already.

I still have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
Seems like a poor attempt to discredit me by labeling me a random namefag.

Nobody even said it was you, nigga.

Remember this ID son

Thanks. You can also tell it's him because he types like a redditor and his mouth is full of Blizzard cock

Its me thought, Ive been shitting on this game since the start of the cyclical.

I have no idea who the namefag hes talking about is, Im inclined to believe hes the faggot that spammed gay shota Link threads for a while, but Im not sure.

Yes, nobody mentioned him at all. And yet, at the drop of the name, he shows up as if summoned to "clear up any misunderstandings". Funny that, uh?


You uh… You do know ID's are tied to IP and anyone can change them quite easily, right? I mean, I'm kinda suprised you haven't done so yet, but maybe you're just as lazy as I am.
ID's are usefull but let's not pretend they are that reliable, user.

Your level of faggotry is easy enough to spot regardless of IDs.
Holla Forums is pretty gay with all the trap porn and futa but you sure deserve a trophy.

Are you retarded?
You can change your ID all you want, but you havent done so and even then someone getting the same ID as you in the same thread is highly improbable.
I dont understand your point, are you underage?
And I still have no idea what made you think Im some attention whoring namefag.

Is it worth a purchase? How's the balance so far? How long is it going to live?

paste that maga text, i want that font

So far there doesn't seem to be any overpowered heroes. Yet, at least.
Some are quite niche and hard to use effectively to the point where you're probably better with something else, but the difference ain't so bad they are 100% unviable.
I've personnaly tried a lot of the heroes considered OP like Mei and Bastion and they aren't as good or bad as people make them sound like. You actually need some amount of skill to be decent with them.

Although, the next Hero to be announced is apparently Sombra, mother of Pharah. She carries a sniper but some swear it's gonna be a Support character so we are gonna get that girl from Dirty Bomb that can rez people from a distance away. Dunno how broken that's gonna be…

Repostan

Avoid unless you have brain damage.

There's no aim assist on PC. Projectiles like Hanzo's arrows have huge-ass hitboxes but that was in TF2 too.

More than half the cast has movement skills.

I gotta agree with those points, the game is decent enough if you have some casual friends who force you to play it but it's really even more casual than CoD.
There's no point to pay for this if you are not entirely new to FPS.

Poor ultimates are easily punished


If you're constantly dealing damage without actually killing anyone, you're just feeding the ults of enemy healers.
Also and

The rest is pretty much true, though.

He means Soldier's Ulti. He just "forgot" to mention it's just one character and it's his Ulti and it's the most underpowered ulti in the entire game. Anyone that tried Fucboi 76 knows this.

You can't land headshots, you can't choose your target, you gotta move to open field and expose yourself and you don't do any extra damage, just don't have to reload. A Bastion, Widow or Toblerone+Sentry is still gonna kill you. Hell, even Symmetra if you get too close.
It servers no purpose except increase the pressure on the other team for a little bit and it's only usefull in situations where a bit more pressure is all it takes, like making a big push with your team behind you.

In TF2 you often find yourself missing your shots though, I never had any issue with that in Overwatch, then again not even the fastest character moves at even half the pace a scout or soldier does.

Aiming in overwatch is a fucking joke, which kinda ruins the entire point of a FPS.

A.- You have brain damage
B.- You get paid by this shilling
C.- A & B

I didn't even knew this, more fuel for this trash. So you're saying, that in a comp game where you're suppossed to have certain skill to aim, there's a character with aimbot that doesn't need to reload. Totally okay.


They are not when you are getting CC'd or, you know, because there are many other players, you can't really get out of that situation. Avoid ultimate or get gangraped by the team? Oh wait, the team is Q spam and left click spam because there is no punish for spam. S K I L L.

Look, I don't care if you enjoy eating shit. You enjoy eat shit and you have fun with it? Great, keep doing it. But you have to admit that you ARE eating shit and because of people like you the industry went to hell long ago. What's more, it's beyond absurd trying to shill for a shit game this hard when you know fucking Blizzard, you will get fucked in the ass eventually.

So what you're saying is if you overextend or are being pushed back, you're going to get killed for overextending or failing to back up?

Huh, so you're illiterate. Why am I even bothering to tell you shit you can't read?

Overwatch does look like fun. The only thing I'm worried about is that it'll go the way of TF2 with its own version of hats, keys and other retarded shit. However, it does look fun and I look forward to seeing how it develops throughout the year.

I may even pick it up later if it continues to get support and if there's a fun Halloween event. I'd also like to see new healer heroes get added.

Doubtful. Probably just an update to existing maps to add pumpkins, and some black and orange skins.
Overwatch doesn't have a whacky Dick Tracy era world where it's cartoony enough to get away with aliens invading earth to steal booze or have an inept wizard pop in from another dimension to force players to ride in bumper cars over a giant demon mouth to appease an ancient aztec clown god.

Looking at HotS I think Halloween skins would be on the tame side.

should i buy this for my bloodborne machine to play with my friends, part of me says yes (the part that longs for vanilla TF2) and the other part says what the fuck man

Enough about aliens though.

That ship has sailed. When you level up you get a loot box with randomly selected skins, sprays, etc. and you can buy loot boxes with real money like Hearthstone boosters.


It's fun with >friends

I'm at this strange spot where I have more fun without friends. Since inevitably the other side will be a pre-made and they will be perfectly coordinated.

I like it more with both sides are random. It makes it easier to carry.

if you're playing with friends you will have fun, but even as a bloodbox owner i find it hard to say you should get any multiplat shooter on console

overwatch is stupid fun with amigos because you can coordinate such wacky bullshit with the skills

How would you know what alien text looks like, hmm?
I've got my eye on you…

Its shit, dont fall for it, this thread is full of paid shills.

You're a retard. It's his ultimate, which is a skill you have to charge. He doesn't have a permanent aimbot. It's an activated skill with a short duration that takes forever to charge. It's meant to be used to clear points like most other offensive ultimates. 76's ult niche is that he can pick enemies off if they're not in cover or airborne heroes like Pharah.

As for not being able to counter ultimates, if you get team killed by an ulti spam and you don't have a support ult to get you out it's your team's fault. A preemptive Lucio ult will take the brunt of most offensive ult pushes and a Mercy ult will bring everyone back. Though there are quite a few counterplays just on base kits. If a Pharah ults a D.va can soak all the hits with defense matrix. If a Bastion ults a Reinhardt can charge him. If McCree, 76, or D.va ults you can get to cover. Honestly most ults are crowd control more than anything. There are some great wombo combos like Zarya + any offensive aoe but if you see a Zarya strutting onto point with a Hanzo in the back you know something's up.

So git gud faggot.

The fuck I'm reading.

Are you seriously using that as a fucking excuse for all the fucking points?
I can totally see the community being Dota/LoL tier in less than a month.

Not even the memetards from Dark Souls are so retarded.

Ultimates that mei and her icewall can counter

The game is trying to take back the LoLfags who abandoned WoW, like every other attempt from Blizzard lately, it's going to fail anyway, LoL perfected the crack formula of WoW and made it casual enough to even let twitch camwhores play it while still retaining cred as the supreme e-sport out there.

It's sad to watch Blizzard keep trying really.
That is if I wasn't laughing at their demise for what they did to Warcraft, Starcraft and Diablo.

Genji and Junkrat's tire can just climb over the wall.
If caught in Zarya's ult you can try to block enemy attacks with the wall. Whether it works or not depends on positioning but it'll at least stall while they move around it.

you/your team don't kill enemies that are climbing over walls?

Good point.

>end up playing as a heal slutMercy half the time so we don't get destroyed
I can see why people don't want to play as a healer, they're pretty boring. Though it does feel nice when you save the entire team.

I work for Activision and can get two totally free games a year if we publish them.

Is it worth blowing one of my two free games on Overwatch?

The list of free games is pretty lackluster too; like CoD, Cabella, WoW, and Destiny are the only big franchises in there.

They don't have any big titles planned do they?

I guess maybe next expansion of D3, new CoD? And Legion?

Might as well use it if it's 2 a year.

Well it's not like you'll be getting anything good anyway, I wish you good luck jumping to a good company using your experience there user. Fix vidya from the inside, one coffee at a time :^)

You're being way too generous here, as many of those are soft counters at best.

Tire can just go around the wall. Maybe the small delay will be enough to let you/teammates shoot it, but maybe not.

These ults last long enough that the wall is likely only a minor delay tactic unless you can block them totally behind a choke point

Maybe in rare circumstances, but most people drop her ult from almost straight up, in which case the wall is useless against it.

The rest are valid, but other moves are just as good at countering several ults (arguably Reaper's shadowstep or whatever it's called is much more versatile at it).

For crying out loud, there are fucking WARNINGS about not being enough of a certain type of character when you're picking your loadout.

The game will tell you if you don't have a support, or a tank, or too many of a certain type.

It is literally your teams fault if they're not fucking reading that shit and just roll nothing but tanks.

There are no excuses.

Lucio is more fun than Mercy. You can't res but you can use his ult to make sure your team survives a wipe if you use it at the right time

Can you tell your marketing department that there's a good goy who's willing to shill for a copy of the game?

Thanks.

I like to play as cute girls though user. Also if I'm gonna play support I wanna go all in and mercy seems best at that. She seems to have the best healing out of all the healers. You can really change the tide of the battle if you can switch between healing and buffing your team good.

At least Mercy's flight dash ability thing is fun to use when you got a push going.

saw a pharah and mercy trio flying around raining death down

was hilarious to look at

Depends on the situation really. For defensive escort levels for example Mercy really shines being able to fly around between team members and pair with them when most useful, but in king of the hill or objective defense Lucio is unbeatable. When he's surrounded by his entire team and amps it up he can heal hundreds of damage per second and when combined with a couple of good tanks can make a fortified position almost untouchable.

i really wish i knew the demographic split ITT between those who actually plan to touch the game in any way versus those who know it's pure unmitigated plebbit tier maymay cancer.

The big games in channel right now are the new CoD, the next WoW expac, and Overwatch.

I thought about picking up D3: Raper of Souls, but I'm not sure if it's good or not.

It might seem crazy to you user, but between Activision, Ubi, and EA, I'm actually in the least offensive of the three.

Activision usually outsources that shit. I think they shill more on the easily controlled forums like Reddit and Neogaf, too.

So what's the call here, anons? Is Overwatch shit or is it worth trying?

any game is worth trying, if you have to buy it to try it it's tricky

Kill yourselves.

For free? Go for it. Not like you're working for a company that plans to push out anything better

You need D3 to play RoS.

You'll probably get similar out of the two so pick which genre you prefer.

You'll cry a little inside playing D3 if you played D2.

Is it really that hard to comprehend? It's a team based game. All objectives require coordinated efforts to push into or hold. When it comes down to the wire and people bank ults to make a big push if you're not ready their play trumped your lack of an answer. You can switch hero after a death or at spawn so there's no reason not to have an answer for every situation the opponent throws at you. So if you don't have an answer for DIE DIE DIE, sights, or High Noon (which I call by their FUCKING LOUD CALLS) it's your team's fault or the opponent getting the upper hand by outsmarting you.

Honestly I don't know why I'm biting the bait. You're the same dumb faggot who thinks 76 doesn't need to reload.

Fair point. So what is Overwatch, anyway? I keep hearing that it's a TF2 reskin and I can't be arsed to watch a Youtube video on it.

I grew up with D2, user. I got it new in box for my sixteenth birthday. It holds a special place in my heart.

So I won't be getting D3.

What's your job title to not know what your company's latest product is :V

Team based arena shooter. Runs and plays really well, has a lot of character, and the team play is pretty great. If you don't have friends or know the places to find others to play with it won't be worth your time. If you do it's a pretty fun time though.

As for D3, avoid that shit like the plague. Reaper of Souls made it bearable but you don't want to see what they did to something you like in the base game.

it's TF2 with skill cooldowns and streamlined (in both positive and negative ways). the heroes are fun, some of the skills are pretty creative like tracers recall or genjis reflect, the maps are okay because some heroes can only access some areas so if you wanna be a sneaky cunt you can

BUT it has a low tickrate of 20, which some say they will do something about, not a lot of maps (again, they say there will be more) and some heroes are kind of obsolete out of the gate though. also only 2.5 gametypes right now payload, king of the hill, and capture point into a payload

there is a cash shop, but it's only for cosmetics, and you can't even buy the cosmetics you want directly, you just purchase loot boxes (which you also get per rank up) which has random cosmetics in it

Not really trying to devalue anything you've said since it's all true, but which heroes would you say are obsolete?

smh

I work for the mothership and not at a dev studio.

Oh, so it's like DotA2 in that if you go in solo you'll get your shit pushed in? Ick.

A cash shop at launch for a $60 game? The hell?

Here, let me post something a bit close to your tastes

at no point did i claim TF2 invented team shooters, it's just the game you can compare overwatch to the most

World of Warcraft was only the beginning.
This is like Xbox Live and horse armor, you try to warn the idiots but they just go and step on the big steaming pile of shit anyway and we all pay for it in the end.

its 40 dollars unless you let blizz trick you into getting the "3 more skins" edition

Yeah pretty much. There are a few heroes you can be a solo hero on but it's usually better to play objectives with a team. Solo queue is pretty bad, though that goes for the opponent's team as well. I've found that the notices when choosing heroes (no tank, low offense, no support, etc.) are enough to keep pub matches from being TOO bad when it comes to team stuff. You can also yell at people and they sometimes listen.

The cash shop is literally just buying stacks of the level up crates which reward cosmetics like skins and voice lines and shit. They probably felt like they could get away with it due to the Hearthstone mentality of opening packs but it's easy to ignore considering you're not gaining power by opening your wallet. Kind of devalues some of the cooler skins though since I know half the people running around with something like edgelord Reinhardt or frogman Lucio just bought stacks of crates.

so why is this still cyclical? Doesn't seem its needed considering there isn't people constantly posting every minute i just want a new Overwatch General

No one cares what you want. Stay in your containment area blizzdrone.

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It's easier for mods to just make the one cyclical and delete all other threads than actually monitor individual threads to delete the spam they attract.

I'm going to get shit for saying this, but I really, really hate Zarya and Mei. I don't hate them because of balance, but they just seem liked forced-SJW shit.

Zarya is literally a fat tumblr dyke that's trying too hard to attract the sjws and hipster douche bags who think Commie Russia is awesome. The sad thing is her goth skin is somehow a billion times better than the original skin.

Mei could have been interesting, but she just seems like forced sjw shit like Zarya with the cubby fat chick design. I don't see how her design is any better than Fat Bob from Tekken, a character some people hated (No one liked Fat Bob out of tier-whoring in Tekken).

You can give me shit now. I just needed to vent about these two.

So how bad is pubbing in Overwatch vs. pubbing in TF2? I remember having really unbalanced matches in TF2, but unless people were genuinely stacking, it was never that awful.

mei i let off the hook, but zarya is clearly sketchy because her voice lines don't match her shitty look, she's just a big STRONG RUSSIAN stereotype with fucking pink hair and painted nails

Zarya with any other skin makes her much better, the winter one is the best
Mei isn't really fat, someone made a outline of what her body is actually shaped. She just has thick thighs and ass

It's been years since my last dose. Thank you so much doc

Mei isn't fat she just has huge tits and ass. Stop looking at shitty tumblr fan art.

Mei isn't fat at all under her thick coat.

If anything SJWs should be upset since it's a chinese pretending to be eskimo

Zarya is a "strength is everything" musclehead who hates omnics (robo-niggers). She's pretty far from tumblrshit if you actually listen to her voice lines, especially in Numbani.

Mei is significantly better when you turn on JP voices. She immediately goes from retarded sounding chubby chink to the extremely fuckable moeblob in an instant. You'll still hate her since she's a fucking nightmare to deal with though.

Having a bad teammate in tf2 won't kill your chances. Having a bad one in OW really hurts.

Its amazing how both sides have reached such extremes now.

If TF2 was made idea you'd all be whining that its forced SJW shit.

mei is pretty qt but her whole character is shit. Everyone's so absurdly fucking happy, with her reading peoples blogs and shit, and them envying her young looks. She's also >global warming

oh right, I knew zyra had something that wasnt pro sjw

She fucking hates robots.
smh


have you ever played TF2?

d.va is outclassed by all the other "Tanks" and zarya is beaten by simply not shooting at her, and zenyatta can't push like the other supports at all

I'm saying you usually have so many other teammates that by percentage it's a much smaller detriment.

See you guys when the kids are in bed

From what I remember in TF2, having one nob trying to lone wolf it as a sniper won't fuck your team over; it's only when you have three or four of them and 25%+ of your team are fucking about that you get screwed.

It sounds like that other user is saying that even having one guy fucking around on your OW team can really cripple you.

How big are the teams in OW, anyway? Is it faggy moba-sized and 5v5/6v6 or something?

plus that may sound easy, but many characters still have projectiles and heavy hitting ults that don't last forever. She is perhaps the best at sustaining in a fight, not to mention her ult is great CC that sets up combos like it is nothing

she's okay at holding her infinite ammo guns on a doorway i guess

thanks for sharing

Then enlighten us as to what D.Va is better than any other class at

its 6v6 i believe

aim for the head, isn't hard considering how much it spreads
unless you are D.va or Hanzo it isn't THAT easy to hit, for some wierd reason Hanzo can easily crit her.
a shield that blocks almost every attack in the game that lasts 5 seconds with a big area of effect? You realize you use that to soak damage from you and your team? plus i could of worn if you get enough damage blocked it regens the health of her mech
ill give you that, but your job is to stick near your team and flak snipers and supports using your mobility attack

D.va can be pretty good in goof off matches if you use her mobility to the best of its ability. Personally I'd just prefer to go Winston to really disrupt them and control the map but D.va isn't a terrible pick. She's more than serviceable, especially teamed up with a Rein.

Zarya is a fucking goddess on offense though.

Zarya is just awful in terms of design.


I just can't into Mei even looking past the sjw-tumblr shit.


Like someone else said, her design doesn't fit at all with her lines.

I forgot to add that it's still funny how SocialJusticeWatch porn mostly consists of Tracer, Mei, Widow, and D'va, yet there's nothing on Zarya, Farrah, and some other Hispanic/Mideastern chick no one gives two shits about (Is there even Mercy porn?).

I wonder why there's no Zarya porn? Could it because no one like porn involving fat, tumblr dykes full of shitty tattoos?!

Being mobile

I'm sorry if you can't understand why being able to get into the thick of the enemy, kill off a non tank, draw fire to yourself, and most probably get out isn't a great thing to be able to do


hanzo can one shot like, half the cast with his arrow that bursts.

Reapers wraithform is such a fucking crutch, holy shit. I know this is a game of crutches but this one just sticks out.

Winston is a ton more mobile though, plus he has a sheild that blocks everything for more than five seconds AND a non-shit weapon.

Except what actually happens with Dva is you get into the thick of the enemy, fail to kill anything because them casually strolling away drops her shotgun damage to nil, then your mech gets blown up in less than two seconds from them critting your head hitbox which is the size of the entirety of Zenyatta and they pick you off as you try to run away on foot.

Winston can't fly
Winston can't stop flying when he wants to
Winston can't move his shield

I gotchu covered fam

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das it man

Zarya was a professional wrestler or some shit so the flamboyant hair sort of fits. I personally don't know what they could possible do to make her better other than making her hair anything but pink. Strong bulldyke is her character so her being built like a brick shithouse works.

As for there not being porn of her, I really couldn't give a shit if I tried. She's not attractive and she doesn't really need to be since there are a ton of fuckable characters. It's like, I'm not into man jawed Indian women so Symmetra is also unattractive to me but I'm not complaining about how she looks. As for Mercy, there's quite a bit of porn of her. She's really vanilla as far as overwaifus go but people have drawn a but of her. Ellowas is actually rigging an animation of her right now, his third after Widowmaker and D.va.


Winston's shield can't block everything. It has a set amount of HP and can't block something like a Pharah ult.

You're not the only one, Symmetras just fucking gross and it doesnt help shes from pooland

SJWs hate it now? i thought they loved it on bumblr because they can pretend the cast is all lesbians and jerk off over how "diverse" it is even though its just a bunch of stereotypes (which is actually a lot better than what i was expecting)

Kotaku threw a bitchfit because too much porn

Dunno if this is well known or not but ramming someone with D.Va's boosters does a bit damage, pretty useful as an opener.

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The trick was to ram someone, melee, then unload.

I hear they nerfed the melee hit to be less than a headshot though.

Porn cant save this game no matter what.

they complain about how revealing some of the outfits are and how many whites there are. Pic related

Battleborn defiantly tries to pander to tumblr though, that is blatant

this guy is hilarious

another trick not many people know, is that you can melee on reaper while reloading to shorten the reload time

SJWs never actually "like" something. On very rare occasion, yes, they will "like" a certain thing, but what it really translates to is "okay, this is progressive enough to not completely shit on it for being oppressive, and there are other progressive people praising it, so i need to do so as well so i also look progressive and i also can't say anything bad about it [right now] because it will make me look NOT progressive."

That right there is how they think for literally
everything.

As soon as a large enough fraction of the horde starts shitting on something, no matter how much said thing attempts to pander to them, it will attract exponentially more criticism. They don't fucking CARE about things actually being progressive, they care about things being NOT progressive and how much that can criticize those things for being such. It could be the most progressive-pandering thing ever created, but it doesn't matter: if you have enough of the horde shitting on it, the rest of the horde will join in. Everything (like this game for example) is doomed to go down this path because eventually, since progressivism is a CONTEST about who can find oppression and where, an SJW somewhere, somehow will find something that's oppressive, regardless of the mental gymnastics required.

Life isn't worth living my dudes

Doesn't shorten reload time actually, but doesn't lengthen it either so still a good thing to do.

stopped reading there. it's just not worth my time. i'd rather read a thousand shitposts on here instead.

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wait, so all progression was wiped for launch right?

All my epic skin are gone?

yeppers

who cares it was a mistake, i am on a role tonight

jesus this guy tries so fucking hard to sound smart. It fucking hurts me.

i gathered up 4 legendary skins in 20 levels in the beta

don't they realize that there are multiple white countries in the world and since this game is doing the "global heroes" angle it makes sense for there to be multiple white folk

76 and mcree are american, tracer is a GODLESS LIMEY, REMOVE TEA, zarya is from russia, toblerone is from ikealand, reinhard is from germany and mercy is from some other funny place where the words have 18 characters and no vowels

that would put the non-white characters at about 11, plus or minus

how can one live their life actively seeking out things that make them unhappy

mercy is from switzerland wasn't she?

And maybe you can argue that there are so many white characters because white people like war so much :^)

JP Mei is ameizing
I normally like D. Va's JP voice actress (she was great in Yuyushiki) but she doesn't really stand out in this game to me like Mei does

I don't know, ask Holla Forums.

Why are you fags trying to discuss this game like its mechanics have depth to them?

There's some signs of self-awareness at least

can you see the lack of self-aware irony in his post? i say "see" implying that it's not punching you right in the face

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It's just like I'm playing TF2 in 2008!

I guess their really are people out there who think that just by saying big words that they dont know the meaning of, it will make them sound more photosynthesis.

Then play something else.

Did they not realize what they was getting into when the game was advertised? It was pretty obviously not going to be a single player game,its like the retards that complain when a single player game doesn't have a multiplayer mode.

they're ALREADY unhappy. They all have serious problems, be it debt, emotional, psychological, physical, whatever. In some way, usually several, these people are inferior, and they know it, really deep down on a subconscious level. Maybe they have no skills, or they're ugly and nobody wants them, or they're not important to anyone and they hate it.

They're unhappy and they need to blame something for that, because all their lives they've been told "you're special" among other things like "diversity is good" and "hitler is literally satan in human form". What they blame is "the patriarchy," and society at large, not fucking realizing that society at large is and has been catering to exactly their demographics for decades now. They try to find oppressive shit in everything because it makes them feel important and self-righteous, and gives them the idea that they did something good and they have the moral high ground, that they took a stand against the corrupt and immoral society we all live in and made some change for the greater good of everyone. Not ever realizing they are exactly the kind of thing they claim to want to fight.

I could keep going but that's enough of a rant. SJWs are wildly narcissistic and hypocritical, and generally they are severely broken people who have a massive deficiency in an area of their lives that draws them into progressivism, much like any other cult.

pic unrelated

Heres your daily reminder Blizzdrones

Morons

neglects to mention that all three of those guys left arenanet by the time Factions released

GW2 is 100% unrelated to them

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People saying they get bored can't really be argued against. I get pretty bored with grand strategy games but that's just me. I don't think the games are bad but they're not for me. It really isn't even an argument.

It needing a single player campaign is valid criticism only if you're the type of consumer that needs a single player campaign to feel like you've gotten your money's worth. I'm fine with multiplayer only games and have been since arena shooters replaced their single player with bot matches in the 90s.

Tickrate is a valid concern since it has to do with the playability of the game. The skill ceiling is most certainly not low as there are some heroes that are pretty technical and have tricky aiming. Never experienced rubberbanding at all. Getting killed behind walls probably means he got flanked or cover shot by a Pharah aiming behind him.

Though I specifically pointed out the point I did because it was the funniest to me. Why the fuck would you care about an arena shooter if you don't like arena shooters and want a single player game?

that's an entertaining image, but there are a dozen different spelling mistakes in there

you really should go through it and correct it, it's hard for people to take your word for granted on something when you come across as uneducated and/or sloppy.

IVE STILL GOT IT
IVE STILL GOT IT

You blew it

you had such potential to say we're all soldiers now…

You need to leave and take your cancer with you.

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Screaming the word shill from the rooftops at anything you don't like isn't cancerous at all. People talking about a video game are the cancer killing Holla Forums, not the people who scream about people talking about a game.

u wut m8
judging from your posts, i can only assume you're telling me to gtfo because you think i like overwatch
i don't and i fucking said so in my first fucking post, overwatch is cancerous.

so what the fuck is your autism? you salty because i told you that your image has a dozen spelling mistakes and makes you look fucking retarded? there's nothing wrong with the content and i approve of it, but fix your shit so you don't look like a massive fucking faggot next time

because from this one post you just made, it's already too late to avoid that in this thread.

Pick one.

i want to like 76 but his gun can be frustrating

You know youll just go back, why buy this shitty flavour of the month thats made for non vidya players?

that image was made a long time ago.

Like six years ago long time ago.

You're talking to someone who's been here since the thread began just shitting on the game in the thread meant to contain it. He hasnt even played the game, which yeah just not having played a game doesnt bar you from critique, but to make a 100+ posts shitting on a game and acting as if even TALKING about a game in anything but a ">playing shit games" is worth THAT amount of effort is a sign of being on the spectrum AND having an incurable case of chronic, incurable asshurt at Holla Forums his circlejerk as well as a sprinkling of "do I fit in yet guys"

The fact that Im STILL sitting here laughing at him warms my heart

i haven't bought a blizzard product in, oh, maybe my whole life or so
can't remember the last one i even played
assuming they actually make something at any point that's not 100% shit, i will still only torrent it

I stopped playing that game back in season 3. It went to complete shit after Tencent showed up.
I hope the game dies.
But before i played overbang I've just been playing Life is Feudal, and some other random titles that i dont care enough to list.

Oh boy found one of the 4 main shills again.
Didnt see ya for a while buddy, hows that account? Should be about 50 dollars mow right?

You clearly dont belong here

I think you have Overwatch mixed up with Battleborn.


Well yeah, it seemed hopeful for GW2 so it obviously wasn't made recently.


I wonder if the first person to yell about shills was being serious or not. I wonder if he knew he would create a generation of paranoid faggots trying too hard to fit in.

Kid you dont even know what the fuck you're talking about you faggot.
Yeah i did, but like i said, Season 3 is when i played it. Which is like, 3 years ago.

The difference between this and Battleborn is that one wasnt developed by Blizzard so people will eat the shit they publish regardless.

Its time to get some taste in vidya fucko

It wasn't always yelling about shills. It used to be yelling about viral marketers. Basically the same thing, but really this has been going on for a lot longer than someone saying shill. The fact that they've been proven to be real before only strengthens the paranoia.

Cant event tell these shitty fucking games apart anymore

Have you seen life is feudal? Its not casual shit like the other games you're showing. It doesn't come close to reign of kings.

You're getting false satisfaction from the attention you're getting, something that your parents never gave you. So here's your last reply i guess.

It the attention is diverted to me and not to this shitty fucking game thats helping to kill the industry, Ill be happy

Will Overwatch create dank memes?

idk blizzard games have been pretty weak on the dank memes for a while

Yep

anyone have the porn edit(s) of that frog?

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Why would she be stuttering, much less speaking a shit language.

Kill yourself

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What is up with tumblr having exactly one style of face and body design

You need to remember that his gun's reload during that ult is almost instant, and 25 bullets go by real quickly. I'm not certain if his gun has any spread with his ult, but that could be a factor. Just remember keep pulling the trigger till the ult stops.

Are you lying on purpose or out of stupidity?

so, newfriend here in regards to this thread and game, is it anything a casual could play? Because I fucking suck at video games in general, and I'm afraid of dragging other players down to my level. However, I played TF2 for a long time ~2k hours, and never had this pressure/competitive problem with it, it was always very casual and it didn't matter if I sucked. Is overwatch and its players less forgiving?

It has ratings, so you should be matched with people of similar level, so theoretically even friendlier than TF2

ah okay, thanks. It most certainly doesn't have bots for practicing right? but it at least has some playground where you can at least try out every class alone on a map without going into a match first?

It's not any more skill demanding but because there's fewer players on each team people might get mad at you more. They don't show other players stats on the scoreboards though so people will have to actually watch you be shitty in death spectating to know if you're shitty.

it does have both

ah.. yeah kinda was afraid of the lower player count meaning something like this. If it's anything like l4d2 versus mode, then fuck that shit I'll stick to singeplayer games instead

thx for the info

at no point was it going to be F2P, people simply assumed it would be because of the model.

No it couldnt

Now you're just being silly, you're not even trying to make sense to shit on my arguments.

animation sucks, char design is bad, it's a visual vomit inducing saturated mess.
it is also incredibly forgiving.
another game to not reward skill but designed to make you feel good.

2/10

According to the shoehorned lore, the omnics are a race of robots that have become sentient, but then the omni crisis happened which created a lot of prejudice and hatred for them.

Holy shit, and people claimed that the slippery slope wasn't real

How about you fuckoff to the Youtube comment section that you came from?

It's a way to say clang that implies it's some sort of tumblr thing as opposed to a common science fiction theme dating back to the early days of the genre.

See, this is what happens when you overuse buzzwords. Eventually they lose meaning and people will throw them around believing it wins arguments.

Cashops are considered terrible because they often give you some benefict over other players. They make any competition completely unfair, as it's a matter of who has more money.
Overwatch doesn't feature any gameplay advantages that you can buy, though.

They are also bad when they lock content in the game, even if only cosmetic, after you payed for it. Similar to DLC but bit-sized.
However, you can still get all the things in the "cashop" simply by playing the game, so nothing is truly locked unless you fork over cash.

Instead of just saying "This game features X and we all agree X is bad, therefore this game is bad", what about you think critically on what makes X bad and how it ruins the game, instead of just dropping tags everywhere and expecting it to win you arguments?

Omnics are sentient robots and some people argue that they should have rights too. Some even marry them. So it's pretty much clang, but they are actual robots, not androids.

To be fair it's only $40 unless you're a retard and bought the $60 version for a few dumb skins.

Still pretty bullshit though. Level 11 and I've only gotten two skins both of which are shit and for characters I don't like.


I was just responding in kind user :^)
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Don't support the cash shop then, since its not a pay to win type of shop. Its literally just cosmetics. You never have to buy the shit, and you get the shit for free on leveling up which gives some purpose to the levels.

That's fucking retarded apologism, they said the same about pay2online, they said the same about the WoW cash shop, don't you see how they are just ramming their cock deeper inside your ass every time and you're just nodding your head like a retard?

Except I'm 100% right and you're just using strawmans while dodging the issue.

I didn't say it could be worse, I said I rather have.
I fucking hate how "buying skins" is a thing.

But apparently people can pay for server hosting with cash-shop purchases.

that's the issue with her though, those other players were just kind of shitty for not putting her down on foot and that player was kind of good for not getting killed

Nigga, you what?
I just had a game where I played Symetra and I died before I could carge my teleporter. This was due to my shit placement of sentries and overextending, and the result was that I was a liability for my team. Usual matches, I get the teleporter in 2 minutes and defense holds for much longer.
I lost that game because of a mistake I made in the first 30 seconds, you tell me again the game is "forgiving"…

Thank god for this containmment thread, this place is filled with all sorts of cancer from underage ASSFAGGOTS players to actual Blizzdrones/shills

This. When Japan released their "friendbot" called Pepper, buyers had to sign an agreement to not fuck the robot. I still would, though. The robot supports open-source software and USB fleshlights are a thing that, unless I'm mistaken, also have open source software.
metro.co.uk/2015/09/29/this-is-one-robot-you-definitely-cant-have-sex-with-5412222/

So yeah, fuck this omnisexuality thing for trying to dress up "I want to fuck robots" as something political.

Okay, so no LBGT stuff to be found then. Just a nicer way of saying you want to fuck the robutt.

See, I would agree with you guys if it wasn't for the fact that the "cash shop" is full of the same cosmetic shit that you unlock ANYWAY through normal play of the game.

What you are literally complaining about is a method for lazy waifu-fags and retards to spend money on shit to dress up their little dolls because they don't want overwatch as a game but as a waifu simulator. A shortcut to cosmetics that only burns the wallets of faggots.

Now, i'm sorry if you're one of those mentioned faggots. If you don't want to pay the money then you're going to have to play the game.

Missing something.

I remember laughing when they wanted us to pay for horse armor.
I'm not laughing anymore, casuals are destroying the fucking industry by sucking endless amounts of cock.

At no point in that post is there a single strawman. It's all objective facts, wether you like them or not.
And ironically you keep doing the same mistake, this time with "strawman", that has also become just another word you think you can drop and win the argument.

I adressed the issue that the "cashop" does not make the game worse in anyway whatsoever while fully acknowledging that it exists.
you want to explain why it actually makes the game worse or what strawmans I made, go right ahead. At least you can make me laugh, since you're not gonna prove me wrong.


I disagree, the last part of the fight has her using the payload as a shield against Roadhog and even jumping over it for mobility.
The other team was terrible but that Dva was pretty good and the ability to lose her mech multiple times is a point in her favour. She has a lot more survivability than most people think, since she can "die" quite often and "heal" about 500 Armor points somewhat easily while staying on point.

It's gonna be a political issue soon. There's already been some preemptive attacks against robot women by feminist. They don't want to lose their power over men.

Keep up the endless buzzwords and ignoring the entire issue by pretending it's 'not bad enough'

I like Zenyatta's design but I don't think their robots are anything special.

Carlos, please.
It's also political because in-universe nobody is that concerned about fugging the robbit. It's more about "not murdering them en-masse".

Yeah, pretty much. We've got to keep this a thing that can be a thing. I want a waifubot for my grandkids and a slutty nursebot
for my decrepit older self.

Lucio is top tier

Oh you…


That is the shittiest false equivalence and strawman Ive ever seen, kill yourself.


Thanks faggot

Well yeah, in-universe they voltron'd up and started kicking the collective shit of cities. I mean more of political in the playerbase, since someone will take this seriously eventually.

I think you are trying to rile me up and "mine some salt" or whatever you fags do on Reddit, but it's not working.
When you're so bad at arguing you don't even understand the words you are using, people just laugh at you, not with you.

That's what happens when they let reddit in, fullchan actually had standards for a while before kikewheels sold us out.

What I like about this containment thread is that noone talks about the shit game.
It's only posts making up excuses for the bad infrastructure of the game and/or excuses for the cashshop.

If they are not making up excuses, it's just straight up shitposting and whinning.
Guys, if you honestly like the game, that's great, but even if your designated shitting street thread there's no talking about the game. Why don't you consider going to a better place for you? Like Reddit or Halfchan.

It's not for us, it's for you. We can make fun of you, but you wont have as much fun, why don't you guys just leave?

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Actually my friend bought it for me as a birthday gift. I wasn't even gonna get the game. Hell I've even said in this thread the game isn't even worth $40. Only reason I'm playing it because I got it for free.

Yeah but they also made/paid for a lot of the porn to shill their game too.

How's vid for a laugh?

Considering how Genji, Zenyatta and Bastion are top-tier in their respective categories, this is an excelent oportunity to make clang an acceptable fetish, actually. Fags are trying to do it with pedophilia, might as well do it with robots. You can even ask "would you rather fuck a loli or a cyber loli?" for the moralfags to side with you.


See, here again. Accusing of "false equivalence" and "strawman" when there are none in that post. It's literally /pol9k/ levels of arguing where they truly believe that, as long as you namedrop a few fallacies, that means you won the conversation.
Which, hilariously, it's a fallacy in it's own, yourlogicalfallacyis.com/the-fallacy-fallacy

Game is too shallow to talk about for more than a week, it's a dumbed down TF2 clone there really isn't much depth to keep a conversation going.

>Which, hilariously, it's a fallacy in it's own, yourlogicalfallacyis.com/the-fallacy-fallacy
Someone has never looked at a mirror in their entire life

sweating intensifies

I've been raping my laptop today, making it calculate prime numbers and shit.

All this shit about this "cash shop" that is nothing more than cosmetics that you can unlock through playing the game anyway.

So what are you really mad about?
Are you mad that you don't get all the cosmetic options upfront? Because I have noticed when similar sorts of things show up people are not at all bothered by needing to play to unlock things as the only way to acquire them.
So what is it?
Is it because there is an option to bypass the need to put the playtime in the game to unlock shit that's purely cosmetic then? Because now faggots with disposable income can "achieve" the same sort of "status" having a certain costume might give them to other faggots and you're stuck here trying to grind away and unlock it?
Is it jealousy of the rich kid, user?

Notice how I proclaimed every party in this a faggot. Its just a faggot with money vs a faggot that has to grind for the same result.

But hey, you guys are damned determined to be mad about something so there's no way of convincing you that its a non issue. The difference between that faggotry and an SJW is just the issues you are determined to be mad and offended about.

Fuck off.

I actually don't want clang to be normalized. Normalfags spoil everything they touch, and the more exposure they have to it, the more likely the normalfag radiation will give them cancer.

Newfags are way too easy to spot nowadays.

Yeah, Im not buying it


Yeah, no get fucked, your subversion tactics are stale for someone who has a brain aka did not buy into any of these shitty TF2 clones.

Nigger that's okay in free games.
Jamming f2p moneymaking shops into a game that already asks for an entry ticket is pure judaism.
No fucking excuses.

Don't go there, you don't want to make the argument that people who are pissed about the cash-shops are poorfags.

I don't like cash shops and im a faggot with disposable income.

Its possible. I mean my friend basically dragged me to the tracks of the hype train, pushed me on them and let me get run over by it. I mean I have no intent to spend money on this game, but I haven't spent money yet anyways.

Its literally just cosmetics for faggots. I do not understand the hate for it. You can get it for free too anyway.

They're shills trying to downplay your your argument, check their IDs.
These fucks have no shame at all

Give it six months tops and you'll have them.
Besides, it shouldn't matter. A cashshop is always bad, even when it's just fucking skins. They might not be integral to te game working properly, but they're part of the game. If you pay full price for a game, you'd better get the whole thing.

Thinking like you leads to shit getting cut out becasue it's not important to the game, until it is.

Holy shit, this thread has been going on for 6 days.

Like damn… What's the player count in this shitty game? Is it getting lower? Is it rising?

It's a neverending race to the bottom where they normalize lower standards every time.
Just like people selling pre-orders soon enough became people selling betas and now people are selling motherfucking alphas of the game, cash shops and microtransactions have become increasingly worse to the point now people are not just completely ok with cash shops being introduced in games they already paid for, but they even go so far as to defend them.

Faggots like these are the reason vidya is a pile of shit and erodes further every passing year.

It's probably one or two autist. There was one guy going on a hundred negative post at one point.

Apparently the most important thing in life was trying to shit up a general thread on an obscure image board.

it's walljumping all over again. inb4 the inevitable nerfs/invisible wall blocks. blizz won't tolerate this kind of gameplay depth in their new all inclusive, casual friendly games.

It Blizzard so it probably sold at least moderatly ok.
Shouldnt take too much time to die so that people go back to LoL/HearthStone/TF2.

I give it 3 months tops

It's settling.
When competitive mode comes in, it will spike up again because tryhards are scaring people away from the regular mode.

i.imgur.com/JaLMyHD.jpg
There seems to be hacks for the game already. Do keep this in mind while playing and report weird shit you see, although due to the way the game works, this shouldn't give them much of an advantage anyway.


Then in six months time, you'll be right, but until then, you're wrong.


Probably rising, going by Twitch. But since there's no blizzardcharts.com it's hard to tell.

It's always funny when people get super upset they don't win every match. People take the matches too seriously sometimes.

Kek, user you easily have over 200 posts. I don't think you have any room to talk.

After the initial shill-explosion on twitch, I saw the numbers drop but now they are slowly rising again.

I mean it's a fun game, no getting around it. I don't know how it's going to function as a competitive game though, it doesn't seem like it has the strategic depth for it.

Don't buy that shit then.
Do you lack impulse control? Is that the problem? Don't be ashamed, many people lack impulse control and will just use the laziest option to get something when presented to them. You can work on that though.
There is nothing there that makes the game better for anybody. At all.
Its a honeypot trap that only suckers those that can't stand not having the better or more unique fashion on their characters than other people.

Think of it like this. Its the difference between you buying a 10 pack of white T-shirts from Hanes for like 5 dollars vs the "fashion conscious" faggot that will pay 50 dollars for a Kanye West plain white T-shirt.
Except now replace the Hanes shirts for actually playing the game and the Kanye T-shirt for paying for a costume.
Literally suckering nobody but retards. If that's what it takes to keep the actual prices of games down. If that's what it takes to make up for the budgets required to produce these fucking games, then so be it.
Retards exist to be duped out of their cash. its what builds strong economies.


Its a safe bet most of the time. But you're right.


Ok, so when it does start including items that change gameplay you then leave. Honestly though, this slippery slope bullshit has to stop.
You are getting the whole thing. You are just choosing how you unlock this stuff. You do it through gameplay (basically time) or you can chose to pay in cash.
This is different than any other sort of DLC or microtransaction bullshit because these items are not required for your gameplay. They don't help or hinder. Its window dressing.

But hey, I guess its really just a difference in what you pay attention to. The cash shop isn't really all that important to me because I never plan on spending money there. Its an FPS arena shooter. The other costumes and shit I unlock are neat but I really don't even give a fuck about them either. To me, its an incidental part of just playing the game.

Honestly, you guys really get hung up over all the shit in a video game that isn't really the video game.

It doesn't need to be a "competitive" game.
Oh god I hope it never is.

It just needs to be a fast paced team-based arena shooter.

This one would be a step in the right direction if anything. The chests you can buy you can get for free, there are no pay to win aspects to it. Their beta and alpha where both free. The only people who would buy the chests are people who would buy the shitty chests in CS GO too, Except you cant trade in Overwatch so it wont become some faggot marketplace shit like TF2 and CSGO. Not to mention you dont have to buy the chests and the keys if you would be that much of a faggot to buy them in CS GO or TF2 anyway.


The payday 2 skins give you bonus' to your guns attributes if i remember correctly. So its pay to win unlike Overwatch.

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Looks like mostly americans in overwatch. Last week during the day CS:GO would have 70K and OW 20K. Then come evening that would swap as the euros went to bed and the americans go home from school/work.

I thought blizz was trying to ram this into the e-sports scene? That;s what I thought at least.

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They're gonna be adding in a competitive game mode. Personally I'm glad they are. That way all the faggots who take the game too seriously will fuck off and only play with each other.

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Can someone aware me on the refresh rate situation? I remember reading it was something like 20Hz. Are Blizzard going to change that? If so when?

Also, I'm a big Dota2 player (trash MMR but over 2k hours). Any Dota fans like this game? Is it casual? Skill cap? I played HotS when it came out but I never played more than 40 games or so, HotS is fucking AWFUL. So I am really scared to pick this game up (that including other things Blizz is infamous for).

I'd love to love this game but I'm not convinced spending the money is worth it… Blizzard are too unreliable for me. But I want to be convinced…!

What?

Oh, "ranked matches" eh?
God I used to love trolling faggots who took ranked matches seriously on Halo and Gears of War.

A simple "Hey man, focus a bit and we got this."
sent most of them into a fucking tirade about how high their rank was, how low mine was, etc etc etc.
Its fun to fuck with faggots who have no tangible achievements in life.

He's supposed to do that.

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Ive admitted it countless times unlike you marketers.


Go back to Reddit where you belong


Payday 2 is the perfect example why slippery slope is not a fucking fallacy, they took a finger, then a hand and then the whole fucking arm.
Blizzard will do just the same

Wanting to have fun on a game that looks and promises to be fun. Strange that!

No need to try to make this an intellectual or conspiracy thing. Literally all I want is to have fun with a video game, not fan boy over it or shill or whatever. Just some thoughts on whether my intuition is right or not.

They'll be laughing at you as Blizzard panders to Esports and tries to make it their own flavour of CSGO neglecting more "casual" modes.
You must be really fucking new or a Blizzard cocksucker if you cant see this coming from miles away.

Are your friends playing this game, if so then yes.
If you don't any friends who play overwatch, don't bother.

If you do insist on buying the game, wait for a sale or do a coinflip.

Fuckoff back to Dota2

I believe it's 20 in the regular mode, but you can change it to whatever you want in custom games.

Not sure how they will handle it in "competitive mode" or whatever.

No friends so no. Don't think I will bother then unless it goes on sale or proves itself to be worthwhile after 6-12 months.

Nice get.
Will go back to Dota2 mate.

I don't have any friends who play overwatch either but I bought the game because the game scratches an itch ive had since tf2 went to complete shit.

They are really into this whole competitive shit, even buying out an aspect of it. I dont think they will do the pay to win way of it. And i do not see how they really good. They would lose the last of their community if they did

even though they have shitty 20 tick servers. But they will have 64 tick in the competitive matchmaking.

Ill be laughing my ass off when they're skins infrastructure and economy is complete with several players so they can make it F2P and cash in on early adopters.

Sits in moans about a game he doesn't play. Thinks he dug up some super secret fact that they're going to push it as an eSport despite it being more than obvious. And to top it off? You have black cock on the mind, as evidenced by your file name.

How though? What could they possibly do?
Constant "balance" patches?
How do you "balance" a game like this?
And if they only have ranked battles then I'll play ranked. Fuck it.
I don't give a fuck about my position on a scoreboard and if it means I can troll tryhard faggots as a default consequence of the game, then so be it.

Why do people still keep pretending these are not entirely conflicting and wholly incompatible ideas?

You're wrong as evidenced by the existence of women's sports

What in the fuck are you talking about?

Your team can either win or lose.
People get highlighted at the end of a match for doing exceptionally well (usually from having multiple kills all at once).
You get rewarded for doing well in certain aspects of the match (kills, time held on the objective, time alive, support you gave (if you have support features to your unit)).
Oh, and those that did well in these categories can be voted as "MVP" at the end of the match.

So I ask you, again, what in the fuck are you talking about?

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You can call a pice of shit a sausage, it's still a pice of shit

I'm so proud of those girls for trying their hardest. God bless them.

he's supposed to run on walls. i'm positive they weren't planning on having him be able to just climb everything better than the characters with actual climb abilities.

What is this all about? Of course men will beat women in the same athletic field.
The only ways around this are to put the women on steroids or the men are average schlubs off the street that they're competing against.

Its why trannies shouldn't be in fighting sports against the sex they didn't start out as.

Even if you ignored biology, male sport is far more competitive than female sport. If anything, I'd have been surprised if they hadn't won.

Has nothing to do with "competitiveness" and everything to do with biology.

Tell ya what, lets put our best sprinters against cheetahs.
Cheetahs aren't known for their competitive running but I'll bet they will beat out any human regardless of competitive drive.

Cheetahs have trash stamina, though. I'll beat their ass in a marathon.

It's both actually, professional sports are like a fucking jungle, they weed out the weak and only the best make it out there.
Since females have less competition they just grab whatever they can get and make do with that.

wow

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I think Reinhart's shield needs a nerf but even I think how fast Bastion breaks it is bullshit.

D.Va's snail pace speed when firing kills her against anything that isn't a big slow piece of shit like her. It's bad enough that the dropoff on those guns is extremely punishing, but even worse so when any player that has an awareness level above that of a sleeping dragon starts jumping away like a pogostick.

I can handle her having a headbox that covers her entire frontal side. I can handle her having a shield that just requires the enemy to not shoot for two seconds, and I can handle armour being next to useless as a health resource. What I don't fucking like is that the moment my guns start firing I may as well be immobile.

Fucking remove that shit.

Reinhardt's shield still buys enough time for a coordinated team to take down the Bastion with minimal risk.

Good luck finding a coordinated pub though lmao

This is about boys under 15 completely dominating a team of women between ages 20 and 30, most of them being around 22 years old. Not men vs. women, boys vs. women.

Yeah. Biology plays a factor there too.

A bunch of males with the highest testosterone (and other wonderful hormone) levels surging through their bodies while they've also likely spent much of their youth/time playing the game anyway?
Against FEMALE athletes long since done with the hormone surge of puberty and likely have wracked up lots of wear and tear on their bodies?

Come on. Why is this a fucking shock to anybody?

Just you wait till a Mercy gets the idea to boost his damage.

i dont really doubt it, but i dont see a reason to react preemptively or id never have fun with anything.

So amidst all the bitching, is anyone actually playing the game? Is there a Holla Forums group or something?

Of course boys dominate women even.
That image the earlier user linked isn't even a one-off or unusual case. Some women's teams will go ahead and compete against teenage boys as training.

I don't remember what it is they're supposed to learn exactly but it's 100% expected for the female team to lose when they do it.

somethings gotta be able to drill through that thing, might as well be the paperweight who cant do much else.

you dont know what youre saying

that would imply Blizzard still makes good games though or that they are the only ones making games

Plenty of people are playing the game. It's just hard to talk about because muh shills

its implying that im having fun with overwatch but i dont see where you get the latter

you're implying giving your money to shit companies is the only way to have fun.

That's fucking retarded, supporting bad companies like EA, ActiBlizzard or Valve is a terrible idea in every single case.

what

If people just keep throwing their money and then getting fucked things will just keep decaying.
It's like early access games or any WoW expansion, they don't even give a shit anymore since they already got your money.

Post ID if you want to group up with other people. Someone did it before, but I think that post is long gone now.


Here's the thing: buy the game, play it while the jewry levels are still low. The moment they go up, you drop the game. If you get 40 hours of fun before that happens, that's 1 hour = 1 dollar, which is more than can be said about many games out there, and that only requires that you play the game 2 hours every day for a month.

Admitting that people will play it 4 hours per day and in 3 months Blizzard will jew up the game so much it's gonna look like a Bar Mitzva, that's still 360 hours of fun squeezed out of the game for 40 bucks. That's 9 hours = 1 dollar of fun, which is way fucking more than you get from practically every non shit game out there. And this is worst case scenario!


Point is, until they crash the game, we can still enjoy it and have fun. And after they crash it (if they actually even do it), nothing is forcing us to keep buying their shit or even keep playing.

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Look at this shit, look at it, this is blatant.

What message does that send to the companies?

That they can rape your anus at an ever increasing pace every new release.

like they have been doing for a while, that's a fact and there's a massive amount of evidence and witnesses.

Why would you let them?

People are retarded user, they have been cucked into being good consumerist whores and to say 'thank you' when someone shits on their mouth.

My bad I thought someone was being a defeatist but you were just replying to yourself as a continuation of the previous post.

Your replies make absolutely no sense.

Wait, what?
You buy the first release and then stop buying and this means that they get more money if they keep screwing with their customers? Really, learn2economics, user.

The only people who are retarded here is you and the 200+ shitposter who can't read IDs.

if it gets to a point i find unacceptable i dont pay. i guess its haphazard of me considering its actiblizzard but im more or less enjoying myself.

Do you even understand how they already made their profit with the release sale and that all the rest is just milking whales?

You'd be right if we were talking about F2P games, but they already got your money with the base sale, you're sending a message that it's ok to milk players as best as they can, that they can mix in F2P cash milking into games where they already charge you $40-60 at the door.

Your point is entirely invalid.

If I'm retarded then why am I not supporting post-WoW Blizzard?
checkmate.

You're still not making any sense.

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You're comparing useless cosmetics to a pay to win model.

Try again without being disingenuous and/or retarded.

You also didn't even clarify your position at all.

You're letting a company that is already charging for a game to mix in F2P cash milking on it, if you can't see what's wrong with that you must be from the xbox generation.

Hello kikes

What's sad is that the people from WoW used the same cucked excuses.
"The slippery slope is a fallacy" my ass.

I can't see what's wrong with it because I'm not compelled to pay for cosmetic goods and don't care if other players want to play Barbie's Dressup + Guns.

I know impulse control is a foreign concept to you but can you at least try to explain how not paying for cash shop shit sends a message to Blizzard that it works? You're still avoiding this question.

Reminder that WoW got popular because of the social features.
Reminder that Overwatch in current year doesnt have voice chat just like ASSFAGGOTS.

Overwatch does have voice chat, though. It's ~ by default.

Just by buying the game you're already doing that you fucking retard.

For someone who's spent so much time shitposting in this general you sure don't know much about what you're shitposting about.

it does have voice chat though

if you're gonna talk smack, talk smack with the facts, like the low amount of maps and bad tickrate

Someone fucking lied to me

Nigger are you fucking retarded?
It doesn't matter if YOU won't buy anything, cash shops are designed around milking the whales, not the entire player base.

Yet you're supporting a game developer to mix both things like it's completely natural you dumb fuck, you're normalizing further jewing, just like Xbox Live did, just like DLC did, you're the next useful idiot on the never ending degradation of the industry.

I payed 40 bucks for a game with 21 different heroes, several maps and a whole bunch of hours of fun.
I'm getting my money's worth already, anything else is a bonus but if it costs me money, I'm not gonna buy it.

What you are saying would only make sense if these 40 bucks were an investment and the game would only be worth if they tossed in a few more heroes and maps. But considering I think what I have now is already worth 40 bucks and they said any future heroes and maps are gonna be free anyway, I'd say I got my investment back already and even scored some nice bonus in the future.

If they decide from one moment to another to sell any gameplay advantage or lock a hero behind a paywall, me and I'll wager a great amount of their players will just drop the game, and any company is free to learn from this that "if you screw your customers, they'll shop somewhere else".

yet they already screwed you.
You're just too dumb to notice.

unfortunately lots of people will take the whipping, we've seen it happen in so many other games

or worse, people will buy new features, not like them, THEN drop the game so the studio runs off with the money

Okay. I'll ask again, this time in a way you can actually comprehend. I'll try to make it short and simple for you.

HOW?


Hold on, maybe I'm starting to understand you.
So it isn't MY fault that Blizzard gets the idea that the cash shop works, it's other players without impulse control that are responsible? Okay.


But how am I supporting the cash shop which takes time and resources to make if I never make use of it?

Wait what, but I thought it doesn't matter what I did? Why am I suddenly responsible for what other players are doing? Why can't I just stop playing if Blizzard starts jewing harder with an actual P2W model?

Blizzard learned their lessons with cash shops for in-game items with diablo 3.
It is unlikely they will be attempting to make anything more than cosmetic things (that are unlockable anyway) available in that cash shop.


You are arguing against what I'm willing to bet are Holla Forumstards.
Slippery slopes, broad sweeping generalizations, and black & white morality and politics applied to EVERYTHING is the norm for them.

You are wasting your time.

although unlockable through playing the game, the random loot is pretty fucking annoying

No, someone fed you bullshit information and you believed him like a naive fuck that doesn't doublecheck everything you hear online.
If you're gonna shit on a game, at least do the legwork of finding out if the points you're gonna complain are actually true or not.
Why do you think nobody is taking seriously the "ultis are overpowered" point? Because "someone fucking lied to you" and that's not how things are in the game.


So. Fucking. What?
Of course someone is gonna buy the boxes, nobody denies that. How does that affect anyone else? I can still get the boxes simply by playing without paying a single cent. I can still get cosmetics without paying a single cent.
And more importantly, I can still play as all heroes without paying a single cent, which really should be the only thing anyone with brain cells should care about.

The message this passes is that as long as you keep the cashop cosmetic only but still allow people to get cosmetics by playing the game, nobody cares and people will still play your game.
I don't know what mental gymnastics you're doing here and I'd bet money you're not in the videogame industry, because a regular CEO looks at this and what he sees is "Maybe we charge a flat price for the game to get money out of all the regular players and then charge money for cosmetics to milk all the retarded OCD idiots, but we let people grind for cosmetics to keep them playing the game".

If Overwatch actually sucedes (and I have no doubt it will), expect more of this in the future. All gameplay mechanics that actually matter come with the base game, all the cosmetic shit can be grinded or payed for. And you know what I think? That there's no better business model to keep a game alive long after it's launch without screwing the customers.


Things are only worth as much as someone is willing to pay for them. I think the base game is easily worth 40 bucks, sue me.
I'm willing to bet I can squeeze more hours of fun from this than from any other recent game for 40 bucks.

You're the biggest retard because you only see black and white.
Just because most companies abuse these things doeant make them inherently bad. DLC that actually adds worthwhile content to the game like dark souls is a good use of DLC. Overwatch cash shop is a good example of a cash shop. You can get everything by playing the game there's no content locked behind a pay wall, there's no p2w.

You bought the game and have access to everything in the game. Which funnily enough that south park you posted would put this in the non-freenium category, because of that fact.

also the jewery is still present in that you get one loot crate per rank, and after awhile getting a single rank will take way more games, which could easily force people into buckling and getting a cash shop loot crate to get a skin they want

that's right though, you buy the fucking loot crates, you can't even just buy the skin or whatever that you want, you have to gamble with another loot crate

THERES NO GRAY HERE NIGGER ONLY BLACK

Oh look, what is that? A loot box from the game I got from PLAYING it?
And what is that? Did they give me money to buy shit randomly anyway?
Oh, what's that 5 I have from before? Could it be because of duplicates give you money for it too?

Shit, its almost as if when you treat these loot crates, skins, and all the other things as fucking icing on the cake it really doesn't matter and you'll end up getting neat shit any fucking way.

Only faggots pay for cosmetic items. Only faggots CARE about cosmetic items.
I'm sorry but your faggot weaboo waifu dressup doll simulators may just throw new costumes and shit at you all the fucking time but this is not a waifu dress-up doll game.

There was a conspiracy about Diablo 3 that players were restricted to a certain piece of gear. You'd still get all the others too, but you'd find much more of a specific type. Yahtzee in his review kept mentioning how most of the gear he founds was pants, for instance.

Not saying the game actually did that, of course. But if each player was "soft-locked" to a certain piece of gear and he wanted decent ones for other slots or to complete sets, he'd be forced to use an auction house. And considering there was a Real Money Auction House, this means that "soft-locking" what gear you can get would theoritically increase the amount of money Blizzard can make.

Couple that with the ridiculous Gold inflation in the regular auction house (totally done by bots, Blizzard had nothing to do with it, even not attempting them to stop) and how Gold was all spent repairing gear broken in higher levels of difficulty, the game kinda forced players to use the RMAH, feeding Blizzard more money.

In theory of course, the backlash they got from the amount of scams and the outrageous prices or when they nerfed attack speed of everyone kinda screwed their business relationship with the customers. The fame they got after that shit (and especially with Starcraft 2 and WoW) is very well deserved.


But this is why I like to think someone in Blizzard just said one day "Hey, how about we make a somewhat decent game first and then just ask people to pay for it instead of conning them out of cash? Maybe that works?" and everyone else just went "Well, we've already tried everything, might as well try that as well, but I dunno…"
Overwatch might have it's issues, but so does every game at launch. However allowing people to see the game during the Beta and then giving all future content for free? This isn't the work of a jewish company at all… This is the work of a company that learned from it's mistakes and is trying to change, and supporting this decision can change how they do games in the future.

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for the issue with the loot boxes. i am not against getting a random grab bag of in game goodies for playing the game, but the way they divvy them out (especially with a million trash items like sprays) will cause your lootcrates to lose value

its an attempt to force the player to buy into extra crates

fuck man, if they said "pay 3 bucks for the skin you want' i probably wouldn't even care but buying loot crates is tomfoolery

i have fun with this game though so kill me

Go play a real game nigger, why would you fall for the marketing?

Except you don't rank up just by playing games but by getting XP and you get that by doing well in the game. Those medals you get for your performance and the commendations from your peers give you XP, so the game does reward you.

And when you reach a certain rank, from that point forward the amount of XP to rank up stays flat, it doesn't grow anymore.

And in case you get duplicates, you get currency to buy the skin you actually want. That's what the currency is for, to somewhat avoid the grinding.


Remember the days when people cared more about how a certain hero plays or the shortcuts you can find on a map then FUCKING COSMETICS OF ALL THINGS?
Remember the days when people didn't throw bitch fits over having to buy cosmetics because they don't matter and it's a luxury anyway?
The funny thing about those days was that you either didn't had cosmetics to complain about or you didn't had the option to get them unless you payed, and yet here we are in the CURRENT YEAR and there's people complaining they can grind for cosmetics or how the cashop ruins the game because you can buy a pink skin for your character.

i didn't follow the marketing at all, i mainly browse this place after all where the game was quickly dismissed

open beta came along and i was like 'hey i'll give it a try" and i liked it, so i played it more.

am i a retard? probably because i never bought anything from blizzard before since i don't like diablo/starcraft/WoW and was naive to some of their nonsense

for now i'm getting a few rounds in a day and enjoying myself and playing with some buddies, it could come and bite me in the ass but i feel like i got what i payed for even if it went to a bad studio

not gonna tell anyone to buy the game, but i'll at least try to clear up what's true and false from what people say here

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To be honest, I was expecting an option to buy Credits with actual money, meaning you could actually buy the skins you want.

I suppose that it's for the Skinners Box experience, to give players an incentive to keep playing the game.

Which is retarded and nobody should care about it. The only incentive you need to play the game is fun and gitting gud at it.


Who told you that? The same person that told you there was no voice chat in Overwatch? Because you might want to have a serious conversation with that person.

a little flourish never hurt anyone though

I feel like all the hate fo tis game is unfounded. I myself didnt even know about this shit util like two days before the beta was over. I downloaded and played it and I enjoyed it. Played with friends and had maximum fun. Now I sold a couple wiiu games, since its yar har anyway it doesnt matter and got this for less than 20 ducks.

I am thoroughly enjoying it worh my friends. Shits been mad fun. Like honestly what the fuck are you autists even mad at? A cash shop.that is purely cosmetic? My god.

That's because this board is filled with weeaboo shitters who play VNs and games that are essentially glorified dress-up doll simulations.
Oh, and hermits who only care about singleplayer.

Just look at what the "hivemind" seems to enjoy here.

So if they can't just play one hour of the game and get all their waifu shit unlocked they don't want anything to do with it.

Of course. I still enjoy some of the Mercy emotes and spamming "a-MEI-zing!" as Mei. But I really don't think about any of that once the startup countdown reaches 0.


Hey, nothing wrong with some of the weeaboo stuff and some VNs have nice stories. Even the preference of singleplayer comes naturally after you spend some time playing in truly cancerous multiplayer games. Ever tried your average Minecraft server or a few "ranked" matches in LoL? Makes you wish multiplayer never was a thing there.

Most of the hivemind only likes those things because they are sacred cows and everyone agrees with them. Nothing wrong with the cows or even liking the cows, but liking them just so you can't be mocked, that's what's truly pathetic.

genjis japanese lines crack me up, those are fun to spam

Holla Forums will hate popular things as long as water remains wet. I'm having a blast and haven't spent a dime on the cosmetic stuff which a couple of guys seem to be butthurt about.

On an unrelated note, I really wish there were maps with more cliffs to push people off of, it's virtually one of the most fun things to do with pharah and lucio while most of the people who play them haven't caught on to the mechanic. Also friendly reminder is that as soon as you spawn you can use pharah's push rocket to propel yourself towards the objective a little bit faster.

>>>/reddit/


Go play Insurgency, Project Reality, TF2, Xonotic, Rocket League you piece of garbage, all of those are better than this trash.

You clearly dont belong here, please leave.

lmao
Go read a book for once you faggot

Oh this old gem. Yeah I love this one.
Holla Forums is not a hivemind when you call it out on being a hivemind but the moment you have an opinion that doesn't jive with the hivemind you're obviously some outsider.

Go fuck yourself you faggot.


I'm all about letting people like what they like. but when you start trying to pretend your garbage is better than my garbage then we have a fucking problem.

wew lad, how about you go back to wherever shithole you came from?

Already play it almost every day, have over 300 hours sunk into it.

has no aussie servers

lel

For my fast arena fix I play UT4

Not my kind of game

It baffles me why faggots like you with (30) who clearly don't like the game, come to its threads to just get mad that other people are enjoying themselves and shit on them, you're the one who should leave and make an Insurgency or arena shooters thread.

good lord, it's not just reddit, even this place is retarded.

Were you expecting good discussion son?

Hey guys, if you want to come play i'm kplusplus#1885 on Battle.net.

Did you buy DMC and SFV as well?

you forgot
4u

>>>/cuckchan/

He didn't say that companies can't change, he said that Blizzard WON'T change.

Ofcourse Blizzard can change, it did change. It was a really great company that become one of the worst in the entire fucking industry and they are getting even MORE money by being like this. Therefore, they won't change for shit.


What is almost all Metal Gear, what is Dark Souls, what is Devil May Cry, what was TF2, what was WoW vanilla, what was Ragnarok Online, what was Killing Floor, what is Terraria, what is Worms. All fucking popular and many of them mainstream as fuck, loved my most people here.


SFV has great gameplay you nigger, don't compare it with this cancer. Capcom fucked up releasing it as early access cause muh tourneys.

did you try not responding, you dumb cunt?

Guess the economy really is bad )=

Giveaway? What the fuck are you talking about?
You think NEETs have money to give away games?

Although I do have some remnants of 4packs I bought off Stream that I need to get rid of.

I guess you're right, if nobody replies to them I'm sure they'll stop eventually.

Have an image I was going to post when replying to him after having some FUN in a bliz game.

oh good. Looks like all the cancer fucked off.

decent gameplay. Kof is still the better game.

Also all that grinding that sfv has is cancer.

But user, you're still here

There's definitely conversation happening, should have read the thread before spouting bullshit under the assumption it was true. Why not just hide the thread instead of shitting it up? It's been the same cyclical for almost a week, you'd never have to see it again with two simple clicks.

To get the conversation going again, what's everyone's favorite map so far?

doh hohoho

But while i'm here enjoying a video game, what are you doing?


Can't say I have one. Because all the matches are based on securing points, there is no great map-feel for me.
This is the wrong game to have favorite maps. You want things that are basically based on kill counts.

Illios I think is almost perfect except for lighthouse, that map has so much clutter and like 90% of it never sees any use.

King of the Hill maps are the best. Most people converge to the point and there's always a brawl going there.
Illos is very comfy and a great map, but Lyjiang tower is the best for gameplay purposes.
That map with the circular point and a pillar in the middle is so well designed… You can come from the exterior to that balcony, there's a room on the other side where most people go to to attack the point, there's cover everywhere you can use and it even has that neat balcony on top that you can reach as a sniper, pharah or junkrat to spam down.

I've noticed a trend in some maps of King of the Hill, where the capture point is in the middle to one of the sides, but there's some path on the other side, supposely to flank people.
However, most people don't bother using it, since it's a waste of time and there's little reason to go there. If the Large Health packs were placed there, things would be different.

Or you know what? It would be great if we had Double Domination. On the other side of the map, a second point to capture and you gotta hold both for a certain amount of time. That'd be great.

Nepal is probably my favorite at the moment. There's something fun about jumping around in the himalayas as a giant gorilla. Just give winston a fucking yeti skin and it'd be grand

Seconding Illios and that asian king of the hill map, especially the Illios map where the point has a hole in the center.


I've never played Winston yet and I'm wondering, does his ulti make him invincible or something?

When he triggers it, it raises his max HP to 1000 and restores his health to full. So a Winston with his ult ready effectively has 1500HP.

He gets a ton of HP, but he can get shut down pretty hard if he lets himself get surrounded. Great for team fights though

Holy heck, have you been killed by anything while in ult mode? The rest of the characters ults can be denied but with Winson I just fucking run since my non bastion characters can't deal damage fast enough. Also I don't know if Mei can freeze him in ult mode or not.

What do you enjoy about the game?

What as Winston?

Not really. 1500HP isn't always enough if you're getting focused by the entire enemy team but even if they're about to kill you, your ult also puts jumping on a 2 second cooldown so you can easily escape before they wreck your shit.

Well for me Ive been itching for some multiplayer based shooter for a while that doesn't have a super entrenched playerbase.
TF2 is full of faggots who have been there forever and thus have a bunch of game changing equipment and other shit that they can fuck with.

I also like the fact I can change characters whenever I die so I can help shore up weaknesses in the team dynamic (as I see them). It adds a whole layer to gameplay that I think many people just haven't taken advantage of yet.

Also, i'm not juggling a bunch of weapons per character as a result of the first thing. Each character is their exact role and style. Makes it easy to just pick up and adapt.

Staring at the butts of female characters before fights start, silly environmental kills with Pharah and elaborate trolling with borderline immortal D.Va.

Also after 300 hours of Insurgency I got a little tired of military shooters so Overwatch feels refreshing.


I guess that balances out how squishy he is compared to other tanks.

It's *fun* with *friends*

Are you offering? = )

It reminds me of TF2 and it's not horrible. That will probably change the second they add Lime Green and Hot Pink Strobe Paint to the game.

Two parts: I really enjoy playing with friends and coming up with new strats, just because there is a lot of comedy potential.

The other part is trying to figure out what heros work on what maps. Exploiting particular positions is oddly rewarding.

He's not actually all that squishy, just the nature of how you have to play him puts him in a lot more danger than the other tanks.

It's a team based shooter that heavily rewards teamplay. It has a wide selection of roles that I can play, meaning if I feel like murdering people I can pick Reaper, if I want to chill for a bit I can pick MeiTolbjorn, if I want to be nice, I can pick a support.

The 6v6 and the reliance on counters also means the game is quite dynamic. You'll go your first wave and see what their team composition is and then you have to adapt to it, creating another layer of depth. Even more interesting is that you lose your Ult progress if you do that, so you have to consider if it's worth it.

It's also not focused on gun autism like Dirty Bomb was. I liked most of the characters in that game, but it seemed most loadouts where about this or that SMG or how shiny your knife was. And Overwatch has more interesting guns that just balistic ones that Dirty Bomb had.

It's also great to join a game where rocket\sticky jumping haven't overtaken the meta to the point where people will defend the entire game because of that or have the entire game be balanced around just one class (soldier).

It also improves a lot in making me have fun due to the matchmaking. Some matches are crap with the people I get, but those are fairly random, and I'm sure I'll get less of those as my ranking goes up. Most of the matches I feel like I have equally skilled people on both teams and reaching Overtime, keeping it up for 30 seconds or more, it's a great feeling.

But I guess the best way to describe this, and I think a lot of people can relate, is this: Remenber those first few days you were playing TF2 and seeing all the classes and wondering about all the gameplay possibilities they gave you beyond "just shooting things"? Overwatch gives me that feeling again.

fuck

Are you retarded?

I find it really hard to believe that the collectors edition doesn't include all the stuff the origin edition did.

Jesus, dude. Why the fuck, even?

The same could be said about D.Va though, but where she has her second healthbar Winston has his flimsy ass shield, therefore he has to rely on his leap to get the fuck out but that still leaves him completely exposed.


Jesus christ have some self control man.

Guys guys stfu for a moment this is important

Everything can be pirated eventually right? There are (were) private SC2 and D3 servers?

So doesn't that mean Overwatch can be cracked? And it will be hosted on servers with whatever tick people want?

Hmmm?


You should buy me a copy imo

If I were you I'd be more upset about the PSVita

Think about it

Private Overwatch servers, 128 tick, 12vs12

The collectors edition gives you everything the origins edition gives you. But I think it also costs 60$?
WHY
The best part of the lootboxes is getting one every now and then as a little surprise after you finish an intense match and get random stuff, why would you pay to have that ruined for you? Why would you buy shit they give you for free?

Dva also has the much larger hitbox and critbox though and she has to be nearly stationary to shoot while Winston can keep moving around to try and make headshots harder.

The point of pirating SC2 was to play in LAN with friends and D3 just to play Offline.
The point of playing Overwatch is to get to play with everyone else, not just your friends. Pirate servers kinda defeat that purpose…

You can already get an higher tick rate in custom games, which are exactly what you'd get by pirating it. 12v12 ain't a thing yet, probably for balance reasons, but I can see it happening in the future.

Right, because people won't be playing in the private server with higher ticks. For free.

And the custom games only offer up to 60 ticks.

smh

what?

It's a bit hard to convince people to play in your server when Blizzard has one with everyone else…
It ain't the same thing as Nostalrius even, you'd be offering essentially the same thing except with way less people and an higher tickrate that most people don't even care that much anyway.
And for 12v12, you'd need a whole new HUD since the current one doesn't have space for more people.

Don't games run in 60 frames? Are there significant advantages to running a tick rate faster than the refresh rate?

As for the tickrate, at 20hz, that means the other player has an advantage of 0,05 seconds over you, doubled to count between clients not just server, to 0,1 seconds.
The average human reaction is 0,25 so the other player simply isn't fast enough to take advantage of this in a signifant way. That, and 0,1 seconds is nothing for the variation in DPS you're gonna get.

If you are worried about hitting someone instead, the game has a "favour the shooter" policy where what counts for hitting someone is what you see in your client. And since there's interpolation, this means you can look at the game as singleplayer when aiming or leading shots with 0 latency and you'll still hit people.
The only exceptions are actually exceptions coded into the game for the abilities of some characters. If you shoot Reaper at the same time he activated his Wraith Form, the game will favour him instead. There aren't many such exceptions but they are there for logical cases like this.

So let's say a Reaper is running to a corner for cover and you shoot him in the head. The other player will die and see in the killcam that you shot him in the head, even if in his computer he was already behind the wall. The difference between both is actually quite small when compared to TF2, from personal experience.
However if he activates Wraith Form as he is going for cover, he will not be shot, even if he wasn't in Wraith Form in your client, but only as long as the Server gets the indication that he activated that ability before your indication that you shot him reaches the server.


Not the same thing. People are talking about Server tick rates, or rather how often the server updates the position of all players and what they are currently doing.
This has to due with networking but basically what you see in your client is a mirror of what's happening in the server with some delay due to the connection. And what you see everyone else doing is actually double that delay, since it must pass through the server first.

The process is moot however because interpolation make the whole experience feel smooth, and the "favour the shooter" policy means you don't have to aim to where someone will be but rather to where he is now, as you'd expect.

Embedded has a nice video of the devs talking about this, it's actually pretty cool for those interested in how the network code works. This is pretty much how all multiplayer videogames actually run too.

ticks, not frames.

Games can run in whatever frames they want. Unless it's a fighting game.

Ticks is the number of times a server updates information, higher the better.

smh

Thank you. That does put it a lot more in perspective.

Fact: tickrate is the excuse CS:GO players use to explain why they actually don't suck at the game.
It's on the same grounds as complaining about the grass in a soccer game, the difference and impact it has in the gameplay is so minimal that you gotta have no skill for it to be noticeable.

How completely different the game plays but feels exactly the same at the same time. Honestly the game feels like an upgraded tf2, if they started adding more classes instead of cosmetics.

What?

Confirmed fat fuck who's never exercised in this life and is shit at video games.

Most stadiums, at least those of professional teams, have well kept grass and wetness ain't an issue unless it's raining.
Doesn't stop the fans from saying "the grass in your stadium sucks, that's why my visiting team lost. Get better grass, faglord!"
You see why I mentioned that when talking about CS:GO?

I'm confused as to why the tick rate is so low there, as in what benefit is there to having 20 ticks over 60, or 120?
Would BRs with bad internet/computers be negatively affected by the higher tick rates or something?

cost

Professional teams worth billions do things like wetting certain parts of the pitch or leaving parts of the pitch have longer grass than others because, surprise, it actually makes a difference.

And if you can't tell the difference between a 64tick and 128 tick let alone 20.4 and 64, I have no words for you.

In what regard, servers I assume?

yeah, like a 120 tick server costs 25% more to rent than a 60 tick server in CSGO for example.

blizzard knows it has enough goys willing to buy whatever they shit out.

I'm willing to be it's to mitigate the effects of a bad internet connection.
With a smaller tick rate, even your average BR can connect and see little to no latency, compared to everyone else.
Considering they probably want the highest amount of players, it makes sense at least.


Sorry, I don't cut grass for a living, can't know these things. Tell me more about your job.

I make £58,000 a year managing a turf that's worth over £600,000.

Hope you don't happen to come anywhere near it, salt isn't good for grass.

Tell us about your job, are you on a salary or paid per hour you're butthurt?

Wait, what? You actually cut grass for a living? I was just joking, not even wild guessing there.
For a fancy gardener? You brits will bankrupt so fucking fast…


I work for NASA and have a salary twice as large as Bill Gates. I also have a 10 mile long dick and a 11/10. Did I mention I'm the president of some important country too?

Also, I'm gonna call bullshit there. I considered immigrating there and got a look at some of the jobs. Senior engineers make £40,000 pounds a year. There's no way a fancy gardener makes that much, unless José Mourinho trains on the same grass you cut.

But Bill Gates isn't on a salary nowadays is he?

Bullshit, your no president.
Why would you come here on the internet of all places and tell lies like that?

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Step up your game, shill.

Well fuck you then, I guess.

Remember when people around here were saying that Overwatch porn was "shill approved porn"?

Well googling grounds keeper of epl, looks like they are paid that much.

I guess its time to dump overwatch porn then, seeing as they have no power over us here.

>hipster contrarian

I have been seeing a lot of this phrase thrown around a lot here in the past month…

Not going to say it who, but I think someone is behind this.

Can't find any of the sort. And I don't think I want to find it. If a groundskeeper is paid more than a seniour engineer, or surgeon, you know there's something severely wrong with football.


You said hipster twice. I mean, isn't the point of hipsters that they like what nobody else likes? Then they are contrarian by definition.

Grass tending is serious business and teams failing to meet EPL standards face large fines.

Yeah, people who are sick of stupid faggots fucking up discussions because they have to drop their personal shitpost to let everyone know how on board they are with hating whatever is popular at the moment.

Let me guess goons?

I mean that's the boogeyman lately, thing is we are firmly aware that goons are trying to destroy this place but that word isn't reserved purely for them, much like cuck and shill, goon is rapidly becoming another word people use as an excuse to shitpost without end.

I see people bitching that cuckchan has like 10 Overwatch threads OMG THE SHILLS, here's the thing though cuckchan is fast enough that it don't matter and most of those threads fall of the page, whereas here we have still have threads from 2 days ago in the catalog.

So we have this slow as fuck board and for some bizarre reason we have to keep it all in this one thread which of course is this huge fucking magnet for people that wanna do nothing but shitpost which is like 90% of this lately along with goons pushing their template bullshit.

Like I said in my previous post this thread is contrarian faggots that just hate cause its popular, angry little pirate fags, people who actually hate the game and somewhere in the middle buried under the constant rain of shit are the small amount of people that actually like the game and wanna discuss but can't and probably fucked off back to cuckchan already.

Like these general are fucking cancer, its like having tumblr in our backyard, the same rotating group of cunts endlessly shitposting and virtue signaling each other that yes, I TO HATE OVERWATCH MY FELLOW ANONS.

Fuck these generals, fuck you faggots that wanna turn this place into Holla Forums and fuck Mark for letting the shill paranoia get to him and make this garbage, I normally haven't hated the shit Mark has done but the dude is climbing up my shit list in a hurry with his last couple of decisions, the post porn in non Doom general threads turned this place into fucking Holla Forums.

Goddamn what a long winded post, but yea fuck ya'll.

Man, I've never seen so much butthurt over someone wanting cosmetics before…
Though I bet your next loot box won't have any cash.

What role, mechanic, kit, or even just aethetic, do you want in a future hero?

I'd like someone who did damage based on health pools. Floaty fuck's damage buff is nice (sorta), but there really needs to be some way to shit on road hog.

Also: more flying characters.

I'd like a more dedicated debuffer to play as support. Someone that slows are weakens the damage of enemies would be fun to play.

Stay triggered Blizzcucks, maybe give money to an actual competent non jewish company next time.
We all know this flavour of the month shit will be forgotten soon when the hype dies down, the Twitchfags find another/go back to a game to leeech off of and everybody just goes back to ASSFAGGOTS and/or TF2 when Blizzard starts unbalancing the game further, adding micros, and pandering to competitive faggots.
Then youll be complaining about it, and Ill be laughing my ass off.

Someone that isn't a tank or a support with an attack that goes through Reinhart shields so when there's a Reinhart shielding a Bastion you have another option besides just spam his shield down for an hour, try and likely die flanking or play a shitty offensive Symmetra.

What is it about Blizzard games that makes redditors come crawling out of the woodworks?

This is way beyond regular Blizzard business user.

Whatever the causes, they need to go back.

making you upset is fun

i'll give you everything but the ASSFAGGOTS part

the game is not an ASSFAGGOTS despite its issues that is not one of them

Jesus fuck, this game is poison.

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Flies to a turd.

It was poison to begin with user.

Discord and Overwatch should be two peas in a pod then.

smh

keep up the good fight comrade


tf2 cancer + MOBA cancer + porn goons + mainstream normalfags

all these come together to be the ultimate cancer game

what's wrong with it? i don't use it but everyone says its the answer to skype

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How the hell is this game blowing up the way it is? It looks to be exactly Team Fortress, except any advanced tactics are replaced by one class being split into "characters" and those characters get four abilities to dick around with. How is it worth 60/40 bux? And why is every single youtuber shilling out the ass for it?

I wish I could find a chat or a room or anything with a group of fun people who talk about video games. I tried those Holla Forums steam groups and it was a horrible mistake. It's mostly memeing and they play what they claim to hate vigorously. And god help you if one of them is a tranny.

Yep, this game won't last more than 3 months tops and It will never be popular enough to be taken seriously as a competitive game.

I'm glad I didn't get invested in this product.

lol you can't be that fucking stupid

It's fun. Does enough of the right stuff. It's aesthetically pleasing. I never got into team fortress because it's visual design I found uninteresting. As well as the classes being boring. Which is funny since I loved the shit out of (what would later be) called team fortress classic. Trying to switch to the right guy at the right time is surprisingly difficult.


I'm amazed it's only 60%. Considering the day 1 shilling should have blown up the numbers on the first day that then disappeared after it.

will this lie never stop?

the only kind of IP you can even lose by not defending it is trademarks, and even then it has to be used by a competing product, i.e. free internet porn would not cause them to lose the Overwatch trademark

who is saying that exactly?

Well I'm already bored of it. The anons bitching in here are pretty much right about what's wrong with the game. I had some pretty fun moments, and I got some quality vidya time with my bro, so it was worth the purchase I guess. The only problem now is all my vidya friends are constantly playing it, and I'm sure most of them are just playing and praising to try and justify their purchase.

lots of people on the official WoW forum, at least

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Holy shit Zenyatta is fun.
I seriously can not believe the damage this mother fucker puts out, he fucking runs trains on mother fuckers like it's no ones business.

the 150 health fucking blows and getting one shot by pretty much everything too but god damn is he fun as shit and effective if used properly

all the other supports are fucking mind-numbingly boring in comparison

Sonys pushing Overwatch?
Holy shit

whats wrong with ventrilo?

maybe these "chill people" are casuals who get upset when they dont think their failures are their own faults

Illios, the one with the pit

lucio truly is glorious.

So instead of actually trying top prevent something from hapening, we just wait till it's too fucking late.
Becasue that approach has always worked, right?

God, I know you're a shill, but you must be one of the more stupid ones.

Okay, is it me or is there something wrong about the build or difficulty scale of Genji. When I first saw him in concept art, I thought "Oh cool, a cyborg ninja. Not the most original idea, but I like how he looks." I enjoy using melee combat in a FPS, which is why also like playing as Reinhardt. But when I was first gifted this game and messed around with all the characters in the practice range, Genji was the only character that seemed lacking. My expections, before watching actual footage of Genji, was that this character would be the reverse of Reinhardt; A light, fast moving melee-focused ninja who relied on his stealth, agility to stay alive, and his sword. I was only half-right after playing him online. Apparently his cyborg ninja needs to be different from the Grey-foxes even though his appearance and "thought he dead, but came back as ninja Robocop" shifts towards chinese knock-off terrority Instead of maining the sword that the game shows him flashing around and posing with, you get shurikens. That need to be reloaded.


Does that sentence even sound right? Wouldn't be a lot better or quicker if the cyborg-ninja pulled out one shuriken at a time without reload and then use three spreading as his alt-fire? Fuck, a rapid-fire shuriken launcher at the wrist makes more practical sense. Or, you know, his actual sword or the butter knife he uses for his quick-melee. I don't actually hate the shrikens, they do some good damage to any character, I'm just still trying to wrap my brain around the idea of reloading your fucking shurikens.

Should Genji main his glowing neon sword? Maybe. Maybe because on the one hand, maining would make Genji a more close-range hit-and-run reflector rather than a flanking distractor waitng for your ult. On the other hand, I wouldn't anymore over-powered characters in this game because Overwatch has plenty. There's room for improvement with Genji, for example his cooldowns. Deflect would be my most favorite part about Genji if it wasn't for how laughably short the duration is and how long the cooldown time is. D.Va by comparsion has a longer duration, but longer cooldown as well for her Defence Matrix. If D.Vangelion's E can be cancelable, why can't Genji's Deflect be cancelable as well? I'm playing a ninja, so if I activate my E and the enemy waits until its done, I'm going to be stuck for that 2 whole seconds akawardly shuffling away. Holding E and then putting a cooldown on it after a successful hit would have been better.


Do I really? "Should I" is the better question. I can pick up any other character, stars aside, and easily figure out what to do with them except Genji. What exactly is your role, or better yet your catch, Genji. This character feels handicapped for the cybernetic equivalent of the ubermensch. Sure, "professional" players can get use to playing Genji, but then again any player 110% devoted to Overwatch could out-match your squad with D.Va's pea-shooter alone.

All I'm asking for from Genji, like his concept and advertisement relating to him, is to be not so crippled in comparsion to the rest of the cast. A buff here, a nerf there, something to fix this ninja to act like a cyborg ninja.

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Please delete your account.


Kill yourself faggot, free your parents.

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:^)

RIP

What did your poor mother do to deserve you?
Other than not aborting you that is.

I just want to point out that Genji's shuriken DPS is less than Mercy's blaster. They are quite a bit faster of course, but with the burst firing they still end up being harder to hit with at close range, hence the spread version alternative. Of course the spread version ends up sacrificing even more DPS if you are using it to compensate your aim (it is slightly better DPS when used like a shotgun on fatties)

Anyway, the result is that if a Genji ambush's Mercy, who should normally be one of his priority targets of opportunity, the Mercy actually will win the fight at least 80% of the time if she fights back competently instead of running. "Win" in this case could mean either killing Genji or forcing him to retreat and heal.

My point here is just a roundabout way of saying that Genji is shit at his job as an ambush hero.

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I want melee characters. Melee in this game works exactly like it should: it's a large cone in front of you that hits whatever is in there. You barely have to aim as Reinhart or Genji using Ulti, and that's how melee weapons in an FPS should be. Other games are frustrating as fuck since they feel like revolvers with high damage but a very short range. You aim sligthily to the side and despite the animation showing your sword going trough their chest, it doesn't hit them at all.
Having a hero that's melee focused with some piss ranged weapon for backup and high mobility would be great.

Also Stealth. I want my Cloak back from TF2 but not with the Backstab. Backstabbing is what ruined Spies, it made every fight unfun as you either were seen and died fast or were unseen and killed fast. Backstab being an instakill also meant that he had to be balanced around that and couldn't have decent guns for self-defense.

Having a hero that can cloak but can't just backstab people could lead to some very fun gameplay that's not as frustrating as the Spy.

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Revolver/Ambassador are great self-defense weapons, it's just a matter of picking your battles.

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No, he is the worst designed character because they couldn't balance his kit. Jeff made a huge post a while back explaining it. Originally he wielded his sword, but they couldn't find the right amount of damage to give him. Basically he either was a unstoppable slicing machine, or he just hacked at people and didn't do anything.

So they decided to leave the damage as "murder mode" levels, make it his ultimate, and give him that weird shuriken thing. The reason everything about it feels weird is because it is. It was supposed to be a sort of alt-fire way for the sword guy to get some long range damage in (like how reinhardt has a projectile). It does less DPS than mercys pistol. Like a secondary weapon might be expected to perform.

Which makes sense. Replace his main weapon with a katana melee strike, and his entire kit suddenly makes sense. From the high speed dash, reset on kills (from any source), to the deflection cooldown, to the high mobility, and it all sort of comes together. Basically you are playing a character who is missing a primary fire button.

As some people say, "Watch so and so, who is the best genji in the world, to see how it's done."

The fact you need to be one of the "best" players in the world to make him impressive is not an argument for why he is balanced or well designed, it's an argument for why he is poorly designed.

This is why I cant stop browsing Holla Forums :^)

They are great weapons if the other side isn't aware of what gun you are using. Otherwise, jumping around kinda screws your aim and fast characters like the scout make it harder to pull off. And even against soldier\demo\heavy, if they see you first, you're still gonna be killed before you can kill them. Remenber that there's a cooldown for the critical headshot on the Ambassador.


Genji ain't really that bad, you just gotta play him as a picker instead of a simple damage dealer. You weaken people from afar with your shurikens and get their attention as well. You only move in for the kill when they are low on health. Basically you only dash when you see that it's gonna kill them or gonna leave them with a sliver of health. And the altfire gives you higher DPS at short range since it fires faster than the primary fire and on large characters like Tanks, all of them easily hit the target.

I'm a bit sad to hear he was supposed to have melee as his primary, since that's what I was expecting too, but I can work with what his kit currently is and perhaps we will get a melee-centric character in the future.

Think about this. The only way you have to "prevent" this from happening is to not even buy the game. The company wouldn't try to jew up the place if it hasn't even sold properly in the first place. However, if they were never gonna jew up the place either, you're still gonna "prevent" that from happening as well.

Your entire argument makes as much sense as arresting a man on the offchance he might commit a crime in the future. You never saw Minority Report, did you?

And what's more, when a company isn't making enough money the regular way, they feel forced to resort to shitty tactics to make up for the lost money, like jewing up the place. Your attempt to "prevent" something from happening migh just end up starting it.

This hatred for Blizzard sounds a lot like a witchhunt where you prosecute people based on their previous crimes and not on their current ones. I didn't bough Diablo 3 or Starcraft 2 because those were shitty games made to extort money out of people. But I do play HotS and Overwatch as those are neat games that don't nickle&dime you for your cash just so you can play them. And in neither of those 4 cases do I even care that they were made by the same company as I judge a game's worth by themself. I'm not playing Blizzard, Blizzard ain't even a game. I'm playing Overwatch and that's a fun game I like and there's nothing to prevent here.

So youre a casual with shit taste.

I don't think he is bad. I think he's the worst designed. His kit just doesn't have a clear flow. I mean look at every other character. They have this obvious design concept behind them where all their moves benefit each other. All their skills have a sort of "most logical moment" to use that synergies with their other moves. Or clear complimentary design.

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His kit is clearly made for picking enemies off and lasting long enough to charge your ult, at which point you wreck shit

is this thread serious ?

or are you guys all just kidding around ?

no one on Holla Forums actually gave blizzard any money r-r-right…..

post chimpouts

Here's the joke:
I don't normally go to Holla Forums
I came here just to talk about Overwatch

im still salty about the time in the open beta where i chimped out and threw an ulting zenyatta and roadhogg off the cliff in zimbabwe, but play of the game just went to some dime a dozen doublekill junkrat ult

That's all Hanzo though?

Winston's ult seems like shit. It's damage seems super weak. I've shrugged of Winston's ult as mercy like it was no big deal. At best his ult is just minor annoyance.

If I actually owned the game why would I want to talk about it in Holla Forums of all places lmao

it gives him a huge health boost and makes his jump have a very low cooldown. the damage is nothing special but it generally turns the game into a terrywad for the enemy.

Honestly, does anybody here think this game will be alive in four years?
This is regardless if you like the game or not, I'm asking you all to give a realistic answer.

The thread is like 50% people shitposting, mate. You can barely talk about the game if you tried.

Reinhardt is enough W+M1 melee for one game. I know people play him as shieldhardt most of the time so you don't see him going crazy with the hammer much, but it's suitably crazy.

It'll live for a year and then it'll go on life-support, I don't see it going anywhere and I doubt a solid competitive scene is going to work with such a casual game.

It's not supposed to cause massive damage, it's the knockback and the extra health that make it great.
You can easily get people of somewhere or get everyone's attention and live throught it with his Ulti, which is what a tank is supposed to do.
I mean, Dva causes a lot of damage with her Ulti, but it's terribly obvious and easy to dodge it when it happens, so it's still area denial. Reinhart does mostly the same, you see him coming your way, you know the hammer is gonna come down. Most Tank ultis are like this.


If Blizzard keeps releasing new maps and heroes, it's gonna last at least 2-3 more years. And if they also update the game with new gamemodes and some of the features the community requests like 12v12 for fun, it will easily last longer than TF2.

I think its going to go free to play eventually.
If it doesn't I dont see it sticking around very long.

Just look at Battleborn, the game is already selling itself at half price because it got BTFO by OverJew.

I can see that being rolled into the brawl feature.
Current one is shit. Played Attack, had to get CP. Enemy team had two Mai's
Nope, never got that point. Always on it, never got it

call me when this game becomes f2p

So Battleborn failed because Overwatch was a sucess. And because Overwatch was a sucess, it's gonna go F2P eventually? That doesn't make much sense…

Besides, you look at any other Blizzard product that was sold in retail and there's no way it will go full F2P. Starcraft still has an account thing where you can play some of the initial missions and play offline the first expansion, while WoW has the "30 day or until lvl 30 free play" and Diablo doesn't even have anything similar to that.
If Overwatch ever did something remotely close to it, it would be it's own queue that you can play with other F2P but unlock no boxes. Or simply not get career XP at all, which means no lootcrates or ranked.

Aren't HOTS and Hearthstone F2P though?

The fact that either of those pieces of shit has even marginal success to this day tells me that overwatch is never going to die. Maybe F2P so they can sell more extra shit, but killing the server population will take supreme stupidity in future development, time alone won't do it.

So Battleborn is like borderlands in space with more focus on multiplayer?

He basically poked everyone there for like 40 damage and then Hanzo killed them all.
That number you see when someone is killed are fire points to determine whether you're 'on fire' or not and for kills are based on the percentage of damage you did to the enemy.

Aside from one of the guys who did 45% of their damage, that guy did less than 20% damage to everyone. That was all Hanzo's play.

They were always F2P and were designed with that in mind. Overwatch would have to be fairly restructured to make it F2P.

And going F2P also has other implications. It would be seen as a sign of weakness. Considering they would rather keep WoW around even though no one plays it (they officially announced they would no longer announce active subs in their quarterly anymore a while ago) than shut it down or invest the resources to make it a quality product again. Also, overwatch was a game that needed to be bought upfront. They already made their money.

It already has been. Overwatch is the leftovers from Titan that was scrapped after the D3 auction house was a failure.

Millions play WoW to this day

It's scientifically proven that blizzard games dont die

But those were also their first ever F2P titles. Overwatch is the first retail game that could possibly go F2P. Pre-existing games are far too established to do so out of anything other than desperation, which like you said would look terrible. Overwatch would just look like they planned it all along.

As far as restructuring, all they would really have to do is sell heroes piecemeal to F2P players.

Just like Heroes of the Storm and Diablo 3 right?

I should add I know they've said new heroes would always be free, but that only has to apply to paid-up-front customers, and they'll probably find something else to sell to them if cosmetic boxes aren't enough.

It's possible. But just on blizz's track record, it feels the odds are stacked against it.

Perhaps if the game remains highly popular, they will go F2P and charge for heros, since there is demand to be met. I'd argue if the game fails it won't go F2P. It would be ceding weakness without really anyone to get into it. Since F2P markets seemed built on the idea of a sort of infectious popularity.

I know this is what they've officially announced but I don't really believe them.

I'm just enjoying it for now until Blizzard or a better game inevitably kills it.

That Japanese map is the worst, so heavily biased towards defenders

It's one of the easiest to cap…

Kinda. It's what your average MOBA would look like in first person.
There's an heavy focus on grinding those crystals to buy turrets and equipment, this kinda ruins teamfights that don't matter as much as the grind.
There's also the even simpler character building than in Borderlands where you can opt between 2 choices when leveling up. Compared with HotS where you get 4 choices when leveling up, (with the exception of lvl10 where you pick your ulti) this is incredibly basic. And the gear are just 3 pieces you equip before battle but you must pay with those crystals to activate their bonus ingame. Even more basic that Borderlands.

There's also lanes and minions and the like, which I really don't mind if the game is well made based on that, but it's mostly there so the game at least looks like it's trying to have some depth…


Correction: Titan was restructured to make Overwatch. Overwatch still hasn't been restructured.


I don't think they will dare to go back in their word. It's not that they have great PR after the Diablo 3 fiasco or how they are handling WoW, so it's in their best interest to keep their word just for the sake of good PR.
You have plenty of companies that ignore that aspect for the quick buck and they never lose that reputation. Just look at Inafune trying to kickstart a new project and having Mighty No 9 biting him in the ass. Smart companies know that good PR = support from the players.


The last point is heavily biased for the defenders but the first one isn't so bad. And this is the design for many maps too.
Consider that there's a route to the right from your spawn that gives you a very large view of whoever is on the other side of the game, great for any sniper to pick Bastions, for instance. You can also dash from the gate to the sides and have routes that lead directly behind the point.

Overwatch was made to be F2P in mind, for fucks sake it even has a cashshop, they just put a price tag at the last moment.

They'll go F2P eventually and increase the cashshop items and most porbably put characters behind paywalls and the only reward for people that paid for this shit will be all characters unlocked except the future ones.

If this is true, that would mean I'm literally playing a character that has been crippled because Blizzard, who spent years of development on all of there characters, threw their hands up when working on Genji and said

I just played a game with Reinhardt and killed a Reaper with 2 hammer hits. Are you honestly telling me that Blizzard couldn't just make Genji's sword a slightly weaker but faster melee weapon?

Let's just say I'm playing as Genji maining his ninja sword, I got a Soldier 69 on my sights and I'm at close range. I think 4 slashes to kill him at, for example, 1 swing per 0.8 second and 50 damage. That seems fair and balance right? If that Soldier doesn't move out of the way or fight back after the first 2 swing, its his own fault.

I honestly don't know if that's actually legit if Blizzard couldn't figure our Genji melee damage and just gave up. If it is, then fuck them for that. Until then, a source would be nice.

This.

Reminder to filter Redditors, reminder to laugh at people that bought the game, reminder that Blizzard is cancer and will never make a good game ever again.

The problem with dealing 200 damage in 3.2 seconds is that Genji is fast and not so fragile a Soldier can kill him in 1.6 seconds.

That amounts to killing him in 3,2 seconds. If the soldier can kill you just as fast or even more so, then I'd consider it balanced.
But keep in mind Genji has a higher movespeed than other heroes and also a dash. The soldier can't just "move out of the way", his only option is to fight back. And if he can kill Genji faster than Genji can kill him, his sword feels underpowered and he becomes useless.

Unless he picks people from far away with his shuriken before going in with his sword, which just leads back to the design we have now.

True, but keep in mind that Genji still has his Deflect and S.Strike, so he has a means of blocking and reflecting any range attacks Soldier ## can throw at him. So Genji can still survive being fired at it. Like I said, all examples.

Exactly; Genji uses his agility and movement speed to out-manouver Soldier 88, and his only option against Genji is to sprint away or keep his aim at him. Genji doesn't have to be far away to deal damage, this a team-based game so he has his teammates to do that for him. Hit, dash, and/or reflect seemed like the original method for Genji before Blizzard changed him to be a semi-sniper.

The thing about Genji is I can see how he'd be difficult to balance.

In MGO2 that came with MGS4, you could play as a cyborg ninja that dealt massive melee damage and could close the distance on enemies with his superior speed and ability to deflect bullets. Raiden was by far the most overpowered motherfucker in the game. It was fine because unique characters weren't meant to be balanced and having uniques turned on was basically like having pokeballs and smash balls turned on in Smash Bros.

Genji's expected to be a little more balanced than that.

I suck fucking hard but I always get matched with players better than me (both my and enemy team). why?

So, which is best girl.
My vote goes for Tracer, with Mercy being a close second and Mei being third.

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What I said was that it's very unreasonable to expect a Soldier to kill Genji in 1.6 seconds or less considering all of Genji's tools to avoid damage.

Why is everyone voting Tracer? She is easily worst girl!

I like her because she's spunky and upbeat and also because she has shot hair and a nice ass.
But i think all girls are good but shes my favorite.

This poll must be rigged. Tracer is winning and I see no option for the true best girl Genji

Well I just bought the Origins Edition. I'm not apologizing. It's probably the only game I'll buy all year anyway.

All my friends are playing this but I don't want to support Blizzard anymore.

I'm in kind of a weird spot.

Origins edition is literal waste of money, 20 bucks or euro for 5 skins, but whatever

OK, heres for you.

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Alone, sure. Then again, I forgotten the fact that most Soldier 7somethings are not going to be too far from their team. Genji with his sowrd is going to be up-close and personal with his opponent, and with an 8-second cooldown on Deflect he's got one chance at mirroring Soldier 007's bullets.

If Genji messes up, he can still have a chance at killing the trooper but will be biting a couple of bullets in the process. With more enemies around the area, Genji isn't going to take chance at killing another opponent unless there's a healer/health-packs nearby, or if he's brave enough.

Point is, Genji's going to have to pick his fights carfully and avoid mobs with large health. He can still pick off low-health enemies, but not at long ranges. Making a semi-stealth glass cannon Or glass sword in this case would bring some balance while keeping his means of dashing and reflecting shots.

Meant for

Well, when it's all I'm buying pretty much all year, I don't really mind. There's just nothing else I want.

i could almost get over the fact she hails from one of the worst islands on earth if it wasn't the fact they worked the quirky-goofy angle with her and badly


wait it out and see if they're still playing in a month or something? it's a risky venture, and i mean of course you'll have fun with friends but it is blizz and all

i sorta would like it if genjis regular melee attack did above average damage or something to make up for the fact he has to jump on peoples asses to get maximum effectiveness out of his weapons

Yeah you're right, I'll wait and see. Also shooters aren't my type, even less mobas.

At least I made some dollarydoos selling my beta code to some retarded redditor. Something good came out of that game.

it's not a MOBA at all despite what people on Holla Forums say, it has skills with cooldowns, but the gametypes are like TF2 and there aren't MOBA staples like lanes and mob grinding or any of that, it's mostly just attack/defense

and hey if you aren't into shooters much to start or aren't trying to get a little shootan in your life, you can probably glaze over this title, or if you know those friends IRL try it at their house or some shit


also thanks for posting that pic, i was looking for that one for ages

You really should have given the Open Beta a try if you are on the fence now. The code was only good for 5 days before the Open Beta, you could have sold it and still tried the game on your own anyway.

But if you don't like shooters anyway then don't bother. That's mostly what the game is unless you plan to main Reinhart.

Yeah, i played it yesterday and I must say it was fun. But I'm trying to stop buying games and do something else more productive with my money so I'm thinking twice about this one, especially since Blizzard is concerned.

I was talking about mobas because the playerbase mindset seems to be the same, not because of gameplay.

Mercy is my waifu.

if you have to think twice, i'd say don't get it. this is coming from some one who's been playing the game a lot too, i enjoy it loads but it's not going to turn anything on its head

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Reinhardt is the largest ham, and I love it.

Wouldn't normalfaggotry be the opposite of not wanting anything coming out? Most of the series I like are dead. I dropped Fire Emblem outright because of what a shitshow it is.

20 minutes later

He might be a fat asshole, but damm he's fun to play

You seem like the voice of reason. I'll wait a couple of weeks and see if my friends still play it, then I'll reevaluate.

Its an ASSFAGGOTSlike

the filter they put his voice through sounds great (at least to me) too, i love that chuckling as you hook a support hero to death then drink a bunch of gasoline


that's probably a good bet, if you wait a bit you can also find out what blizzards post-release content is going to be like

Blasting a Dva our of her mech with the shotgun and then hooking her nearby for a face full of pig dick is how every Hentai game should play like.

Too bad he is actually fairly terrible as a tank, since you're just a walking battery for the enemy team's ulti. He has no armor, shields or abilities to negate damage, just healing that makes him charge other people their abilities faster.

But I guess it's almost the same as Dva. If you play him in some specific ways, like flanking and short range fights, you murder anyone.

I'm actually suprised he doesn't hav an unmasked skin.
Reini and Reaper have them, why not Piggy?


I am so glad Overwatch has allchat so I can claim that whenever I land a hook kill

it's not an ASSFAGGOTS, but blizzard very smartly used the ASSFAGGOT character varieties to pull people into the game


they sorta fucked up the class labeling, most of the tanks don't really perform as tanks at all, also the only time you need to actually tank shit for a whole match is in payload matches so reinhardt fills that role

if he takes it off will he die?

He has no face

The class labels are pretty much completely arbitrary. Zenyatta is more of an offense character that's better at giving support than other non-support characters.
Symmetra's more of a defense character than support.
During the closed beta, Hanzo was actually listed under offense, not defense.

i've had a surprising amount of laughs in pubs thanks to that, like the fucking enemy team going all mcree and spamming the chat with western and woody quotes

oh, this games practice range or whatever is fucking horseshit

Zenyatta's too fragile for true offense. You have to use your shields to poke at people from cover. And his ulti is simply "now nobody dies! yay!" while every offensive character ult is "now everyone dies! yay!"

Tank heroes usually only have one job: get people off somewhere or take the brunt of damage and allow your team to push trough. And they all are incredibly good at doing this but in very different ways. Most people just except every tank to play exactly like Reinhart which is why they suck at them. Dva is nigh immortal and gets the attention of everyone, not to mention going near her is a death sentence. She denies areas just by being there and can take a lot of damage for easy healing when she calls her mech, for instance.

I want Zarya to break my skull with her massive Russian thighs

i was talking smack about d.va a lot but i'm starting to see the light, she's a next level fucking harasser. also if you call your mech it damages anyone near you, not sure how much damage it does but it's killed genjis/tracers who chased me

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Didn't know that. Sounds satanic.

Btw, I checked: Mercy and the drawf cuck both passively reload their weapons when they're not out.

You're not the only one I can't stand FE now, but only CoDfags drop 60 dollars on a single game a year. You could have bought a lot of good games for that cost and get more replay value out of them.

Just do a custom map match with all bots, good way to try out the heros.

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It does 50 points of damage but I think it has to land on them. Honestly, the ability to spawn heal 475 HP, out of which 400 are Armor is the scariest part of it. Especially considering how fast she charges it just by landing a few shots.


You wot, mate? Toblerone's fucking great at any range and any task. You sit a turret on a payload and it's a deathwagon. His rivet gun is great at short and long range and I out-snipe widows or out-shotgun Reapers all day erryday.

There's nothing I want, though. I pirate most singleplayer games and I have a shitload of good cheap games already. Just been playing through my backlog this year.

Then don't buy anything.

Because this game has really shitty waifus.

You got me fam.

tolberone hails from ikealand


well i'd like to test weapons on stationary heroes to get a hit count per weapon to kill on certain heroes, but i've just been doing it the hard way

I'm not going to, because I just bought the only game coming out this year I'm interested in, barring a surprise announcement about a new Viewtiful Joe.

Shit taste to be honest

Toblerone made a lot of guns that everyone is cucking him with. Know what he is doing now? Going around the world and getting them all back because fuck being a cuck.
He isn't just a sweden, he's the last manly sweden in history, that's what makes him a manly dorf.

i didn't know his little story, that's neat

I'm also going to take this picture with him and mercy in winston's short as implication that they are fucking. He is the least cucked man in this game

We have things to talk about besides your shit taste user.

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I'm still waiting for a comic of him shouting "IT'S HAMMERTIME" only for Reinhardt to stand next to him and stare him down untill he gets an Armor Pack

It's not the size of the hammer that matters

why can't widowmaker actually have a hang upside down skill in game, also tracers chest-piece seems to look way better and bulkier in the trailer too

blizz is gonna make a fucking balls out of any lore potential this game had though i can smell that

With all the lore they've got going, I'd like to see something singleplayer set during that crisis that got Overwatch formed in the first place.

Tumblr pls

The omnic crisis is probably what the whole Titan mmo would have been about. Maybe we'll get to see something like that when wow finally tanks

If that happens, it's gonna be some Mann versus Machine again…
Or, you know… Left 4 Dead. You go trough a map with your teammates fighting against large mobs of Omnic bastards on your way to secure some piece of equipment.
Shit, that'd actually be a nice game.

Guys what if now hear me out Genjis melee attack dose 50% more damage when hitting from behind?

blizzard won't have the guts to actually say that some omnics are bad because they keep playing them as victims in these trailers

i am very surprised that they actually made playable characters dislike the robots though (tolblerone, zarya, reaper)

I thought it might be nice to get a Half-Life styled shooter that covered it. Basically where you've got a bunch of different guns and no weapon limit and such. Weapons could all be crude versions of what's in Overwatch, since it would be 30 years before Overwatch. It could be neat if it was done halfway decently.

that would be fantastic but i don't see blizzard ever doing something that smart

There, fixed that for you.

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that's another gutless solution though

It's the Blizzard Solution™

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Who would you play then? 76 or like some new guy maybe?

I'd trade my games for yours in a heartbeat. I keep getting matched with try hard faggots that rage on the mic constantly. About half were bronies too

Can't have a decent online game anymore because of them.

wut
You mean like the kind of people streamers attract or just being paired with streamers?

if that wall was in LOS of the objective than the Lucio was doing his job admirably.


My games have mostly all been fairly unremarkable. Once in a while people use the mic, usually its appropriate and on-task, though I've joined the occasional game with ongoing political discussion or some such. I have had a few interesting games where my team has decided to go all or almost-all 1 class. Did a game with 4bjorns one with 5 winstons, and one with 6 D.VAs, only lost the D.VA one.

Being paired with streamers more interested in their shitty audience than playing a good game. Some are alright but most are cancerous as fuck.

Both. The worst is when you end up getting paired up with a streamer and his cock sucking fanbase and they spam the chat saying "GUYS YOU'RE PLAYING WITH XxxSTREAMERxxX RIGHT NOW ISN'T THIS SO COOL!!!!"

I always check, I SHOULD hear people on the mic… I never get them. Still:

Randow wall away from the payload

It's nice you can completely avoid communication with them in Overwatch when you play in a group with friends though. Just wish mine weren't all busy with something else this weekend.

You probably don't get them because they're in a group. when the match starts it should tell you how many people are on the team voice chat when you enter

You fucking slut.

Europe doesn't have this problem as far as I can tell.
Streamer cancer is hopefully contained within America.

This is actually something I miss from HotS. In that game, during the loading screen, every premade team gets a small icon over their character profile telling you who they are premade with, with different groups for different pairs of people.

You can easily tell that there's 2 duos in your team and a trio on the opposing one and it helps to explain their coordination. Wish we had something similar for Overwatch, considering the game can actually tell people apart based on groups, if you are in one.

This isn't even funny anymore, and before someone says "yeah but they are at like 1 reply", no, at least 4 are100, most are around 50.

what else is new

the post that you're replying to has said nothing about disorganization, which is true as well, but the point is the unbearable, obnoxious constant stream of "hype", shilling, and anything in between that's so fucking cancerous

The true verdicts will come in once Competitive Mode comes back. That's when we can truly judge Overwatch

The characters in this game offend me.

one day we will remove the english from video games don't you worry

I love how Blizzard added Zarya, an openly racist character, and Holla Forumstards are still triggered.

Fantastic racism has always been Blizz's deal. For years they shilled the Horde as being the most reasonable faction until Garrosh went full chimpout and started fucking the planet with his redskin cock.

No doubt there will be omniggers shitting up the place eventually.

Or how the fattest nation on earth calls Mei fat

Didnt Mexico surpass burgerland in terms of fat people percentage?

Isn't the horde still the more reasonable?

I heard Jaina went full 3rd reich. And they still have the Green Jesus' stamp of approval.

She is fat, her legs look like fucking tree trunks. She's tumblr the character. She even has problem glasses.

Mei a shit.

Are any of you playing this on old-ass toasters? I missed the beta and I'm worried that it won't be playable on mine. My CPU is the main worry for me.

Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 @ 2.40GHz
8.00GB Dual-Channel DDR2 @ 399MHz (6-6-6-18)
2047MB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 560 (EVGA)

I was playing on my Intel™iGPU in open beta.

Don't forget the indian tech support. The only support that doesn't heal.

No USA still numero uno, at least among OECD nations.

In the world there are pacific islander countries where over 70% are obese.

heh when you put it like that

just bought the game, tell me who is op and the pro strats pls

Mcree is easy mode
Widow is easy mode
Bastion will fuck you up but you need mild gamesense to not explode instantly if you play him
Reinhart is easy but if you don't know the game yet he's not ridiculous
Mercy is easy mode

feelio when you get potg where you don't just press Q.

Every character is viable and they all have a counter.

The secret is git gud

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Don't bother trying to main one character, you gotta analyse the situation and switch if needs be.

I just started playing but it seems like the tanky heroes do as much damage as the attacker heroes. There's no speed advantage, just a difference of health. Do attacker heroes have more damage that I just can't do yet cuz im bad?

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Tanky guys have absolutely massive hitboxes and they're almost never going to take an engagement on favorable terms so the extra health doesn't take you quite as far as you'd expect.

Tanky heroes do deal damage but attacker heroes still do deal more.

Remember to vote on best girl and best boy.

girls:
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boys:
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Attack heroes are generally more mobile, and the tank heroes all have caveats to their damage output, while aggressive heroes can deal good damage more often and more easily. The only tanks with real mobility, Winston and D.Va, do the worst damage of the five. Reinhardt's impressive damage only works at melee range and requires him to put away his amazing shield. Zarya and Pudge Roadhog only deal damage situationally - Zarya when charged, Roadhog at pretty specific ranges. Roadhog is probably the strongest overall damage dealer of the tanks, but he trades it for zero mobility, a massive hitbox, and little traditional tank utility.

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Your waifu a shit.

What D.VA does great damage.


What shit taste, but I guess that's to be expected of people who bought overwatch.

I've had mixed experiences as and against D.Va, but it's my conclusion that outside of short to medium-short range, her damage output is pretty underwhelming. That's not to say she's bad at getting kills, but it can't stand up to Reinhard or Roadhog's damage, let alone some of the offense heroes.

I voted for Mercy, for what it's worth.

I like Zarya a lot, but Mei is just 2cute2compute and that gives her more of an edge in my heart.

I'm surprised by the love Rein is getting. He was pretty good in that comic of his though.

I think I like playing Genji now.

When does your shilling budget finally run out?

Good, I can just play other games until they're around.

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That's the exact opposite of the experience I've had, my games with randoms are all over the place in skill distributions but when I play with my friend it's like 90% us getting stomped.

Same…maybe we need better friends.

Can you play in any region or is it region locked?

Playing as D.VA you gotta be really aggressive. Your shotguns do amazing damage up close, even more than Roadhogs. If your opponent starts to get too far away you dash into them doing damage and getting you close to him again.

People try to play D.VA too much like a normal tank, but she's not good at that. You wanna go around your enemies and kill their weaklings in the back.

She's second best girl so that's acceptable.


I have no idea how that happened but I feel great shame right now.


After you kill yourself.

I know mercy is great but jesus user look other places

I got beat by a team of only Reapers, that's even worse. I blame Lijang tower, garden and control room cater to close combat classes so hard it's ridiculous.

I fought a team as an attacker vs two reinhardts and four Toblerones. It was hell.

The same team then went all tracers on us. We barely won.

That's actually one of the better team stacks. Soldier 76 does pretty good damage and they can all heal each other.

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4bjorn is OP.

You should see 5 winston+Lucio. Mad monkey madness.

i got a 36 kill streak as the ikeadorf when some one tried monkey madness on the temple, i'd just molten core every time they'd push and the waves of rape apes would cease

i think they might have been just bad or having a laugh though

Sorry couldn't hear your shit taste over that broken old man spine.

Well, considering he still fights with it and manages to carry everyone on his back ANYWAY, I'd say he's just fine.

ever since Blizzard got salty over the porn I've noticed a considerable lack of new SFM content.

Suffering

I don't know why I expected to run it properly with my CPU acting up. Guess I have to stop by the parts shop after work today and get a new one.

They're DMCA'ing it because the models were ripped from the game. A lot of guys took their Overwatch SFM stuff down outright to avoid issues.

it's a damn shame

it seems so incredibly petty of them i don't really see why they're doing it

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OC

If you use Twitter, the cancerous site that it is, you should consider checking out @ReaperNames. Shit's pretty funny.

Shouldnt last long now
Whats quite sad is how many plebs bought and play this cancerous game with a cancerous community.

The theory is Blizzard wants this IP to be "family freindly" and after Nathan Grayson's shitty Kotaku article it highlighting something that Blizzard did not want.

So Blizzard got the lawyers.

Better than standing at the front door and feeding all the same, at least one forces the enemy team to move around.

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A good harasser is pretty valuable. I mained Scout in TF2 (which is why I'm probably going Tracer once I can run the fucking game), and it was always great luring the enemy team after me so my buddies could crush their defenses while they were distracted. It's all about tying up as many of them as possible without getting yourself killed.

But that's not nearly as infuriating as

fuck me i've actually seen this guy, the team was disorganized and he starts going off in chat about how he won't heal if we don't play by his rules

of course it was a pub match so he switches to hanzo or something on offense and complains in all chat for the entire match, the enemy team tells him to shut the hell up and he starts calling everyone a salty cuck and keeps suiciding while blaming his team

Tracer's pretty competent at picking off lone tanks too, got a couple of Reinhards and Bastions by teleporting behind them back and forth and continually dealing damage.

You better learn the map by heart though or you'll have a few falling off the edge episodes.

Overwatch needs a vote kick option more than anything at the moment.

Well, once I can actually play, I'm not too worried about that. I just wish the game had a fast character with high burst damage, like Scout. I played Scout in TF2 because he reminded me of playing UT with the flak cannon, which was absolutely my shit back in the day. I skipped an obscene amount of high school to play Unreal Tournament.

it needs higher tickrate and more maps

vote kick would be used primarily by blowhards who keep trying to get the weak links of the team booted in a pub match

DIE SHILLS. YOU DON"T BELONG IN THIS BOARD

please be triggered elsewhere

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Reaper sort of sounds more down your alley except he's the slow teleport behind you, nothing personnel type of char.


That's certainly important too but after having a dude who was afk 90% of the time for three games in a row with no way to get rid of him I felt the urge to kick.


Pharah and Junkrat are spot on, shooting both of these retards in mid air as Pharah as well is pure bliss.

I tried Reaper in the beta but he was too slow to be what I wanted. I love being able to run circles around my opponent. There isn't much anymore in the ay of good arena shooters, so when I can at least imitate it with a fast character, I like to do that.

Whos the best character and why is it Junkrat?

YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT! Holla Forums ILL NEEDS A SHILL SUCH AS YOU!

What's wrong with UT4? I play it every now and then and it's shaping up nicely.

What about Pharah then? If you played UT heaps accurate rocket shots should be easy especially since Overwatch is slow.


That's funny, every time someone plays Junkrat they just spam their dickhead grenades from over some wall.

damn that guy has a long face

What does voting do?

Then they arent playing it right. Junkrats best when taking on enemies in hallways and chokepoints or using his mine to jump behind the enemy team and ambushing them from behind

if you get 5+ votes or 10+ votes you get an xp bonus and you feel special

i'm pretty sure that's about it

Nothing. Literally nothing but to make people feel good about their mediocre gameplay.

There's nothing wrong with it, it's just pretty early on in development. Gonna wait until they've had more time to work on it.

the russian factory map has only 3 entrances for the attackers

in theory, it may be possible with organization to lock them in with a mei stack, 2 on each door, one putting up a wall the moment the others breaks

Phara.

Which part? Because I'm pretty sure there's more than three at both points. Point 1 has the main gate, the small hole in the wall above it, some characters can clear that wall entirely, and there's two doors around the left side that a bunch of the characters can fly around to. Point 2 has the main gate, the right side elevator, the right side alley, and two or three holes in the wall on the upper left that the moving platforms go through.

nah, the doors that the attackers come out of all have low ceilings, tried it with some pubs and it seemed to be working until one of the guys lost rhythm and it got breached

it would be fucking obnoxious if it actually works, but worth witnessing at least once

Didnt the japanese map have only two exits for defender?

in that case you just attack and destroy the ice walls with a couple high DPS heroes. Bastion would make short work of it.

龍頭蛇尾

Dragon Head Snake Tail

To have a grand start but a disappointing end.

Someone in the cinematics team wasn't paid on time?

and the genji hanzo one was gutless and boring, they didn't even have it in them to shoot a guy with an arrow in it

Shes so hard to get used to but when you figure out you are supposed to be behind your team and not leading the charge shes fun as fuck.

I'm still wondering how that handles movement prediction on the shooter side with regards to obstacles.

2 players have 250ms ping. 1 player is a mercy, the other is a widowmaker.

Mercy moves up to the edge of a doorway while healing a Reinhardt across other side, but stops exactly before the edge.

Widowmaker's client predicts the Mercy continuing to move, and until the server updates with a "No tard she stopped", will see Mercy move OUT of cover. In this brief window, Widowmaker takes a headshot on Mercy in Widow's frame of reference.

If shooter is favored, and there's no exception coded, then there will be the potential to shoot through walls. Hell that's probably why you occassionally see roadhogs hook you around corners without actually having vision of you prior to hooking.

If that were the case you would see people snapping back when the server corrected.

Don't you?

no you would see rubberbanding all the time. I don't see any.

Fair enough. I get it sometimes, but yeah I dunno maybe they have something in their netcode to compensate.

Fun times, then we proceeded to get smashed in attack but genji skill brought me 4 golden shekels.

Also if you don't have more gold medals than silver and bronze you're a casual and should feel bad.

Well playing supportsI get 1-2 gold and 0 other medals most games, if I managed to get more silvers than golds doing that I would be pretty proud, because it means getting silver elims as a healer.

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Pinning mother fuckers is probably one of the most satisfying things I've done in a game recently.

I can confirm the yelling part with Reinhart.

You can do that with Bastion's turret shift too. feels like I'm playing a damn heavy, getting the drop on people.

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He draws super good on his Cintiq though.

This just ain't cricket.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him swim.

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I main mercy because she's designated healer, because I'm used to no one wanting to be the healer in a game, and because I don't want to be the nigger healer. I do surprisingly well at killing people with her blaster, probably TOO agressive with it because I WILL chase down a Genji (always) or pretty much any other target I think I can kill. I also mained medic back in the earlier days of TF2 for pretty much the same reason, including killing more than my share with the blutsauger. I'm a bit salty that the nigger is better at healing and surviving, even if his primary attack sucks by comparison, but I admit punting people off cliffs is fun too.

My other most played are Pharah, Soldier, Reinhardt, Winston, and Lucio, with almost identical playtimes on each. It basically comes down to what I think the team needs most out of the characters I can play decently. I will admit to being a balls-to-the-wall maniac on Reinhardt.

McCree players are always shit. He's FOTM, easy mode for people who just want to get kills and don't give a fuck about anything else.

I want to pin Mei against a wall and fuck her until her minds as broken as her character

Then I want to marry Zarya and have fit, muscular children to fight the omnic menace in the next generation

They aren't real. You will die alone and unloved blizzdrone.

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Why am I getting flashbacks to ASSFAGGOT complaints?

I think it's worth it to get free content pre launch and to get warmed up for the inevitable flood of newfags that have never played an Arena shooter. It's gonna be great listening to their rage.

Same here. I will often end up playing her because I know how important a support character is and no one else seems to care.
Stop this meme. He only heals as much as her if there are 4 people around him, if you have 2 roamers, he's less effective.
He also has a hard time actually saving people from the brink of death, since even his AmpUp can't compete with Mercy's staff in healing.
This is what Mercy has that the other supports don't have: you see someone about to eat a rocket sandwich and kick the butcket, you jump on them and start healing and you actually can deny that kill, while the other supporters can't really do that.

If Lucio ends up with the Healing Gold Medal, that's because he heals those little bits of damage a team takes from potshots, while you probably won't bother to switch target unless they are seriously damaged.
Lucio can sustain a team, but Mercy can actually stare death in the eyes and tell her "fuck off, this one's mine".


Also, that list is bullshit. Tolbjorn is not about racking up easy kills, it's about control. It's about having an area where you rule and everyone else dies if they try to contest it. You try to let your turret do all the work and you might as well stay in spawn, you gotta get in there and murder people with the rivet gun, getting all the scrap and distribute armor every were. Your sentry and you gotta work had together acting as distractions while the other gets the kills.
I never really expected it, but playing as Tolbjorn, you actually get a fast paced gameplay, ducking rockets to reach scrap, tossing armor packs directly on teammates (because they are too dumb to pick them on their own) and engaging people at both close and long range with the rivet gun.

His heals have longer range, and you aren't counting his amp it up healing done. It's easier to get higher total heals as lucio. But he doesn't save people very well you are right about that.

His higher surviability is usually why I end up using him. Hes harder to hit than Mercy normally, and his self healing works while he is taking damage which makes him a bitch to take out with something like Winston.

It's actually very easy to eliminate those visuals. UE3 games come to mind.
Just because you don't see lag doesn't mean it isn't there.

Also his self heals count as healing done, mercys don't, so he only needs 3 people to get the numbers.

Actually, I am. He heals for 25 HP every second normally and 120 HP per second with Amp It Up.
Sounds great, right? Except for the duration and the cooldown.
Here's the math: with a duration of 3 seconds and a cooldown of 12, you can consider that, best case scenario he is gonna be 3 seconds with AmpItUp and 9 seconds regular heal.
This means that every 12 seconds has (120 * 3) + (25 * 9) = 585 HP healed.
Mercy heals a flat 100 per second, so after 12 seconds, she healed exactly 1200 HP.

Now it's true that she heals a single target while Lucio heals everyone, but consider this, if he is healing 2 people, that's still just 1170 healing versus Mercy 1200. It requires at least 3 people standing near him the whole time to make it actually better. The only difference that Amp It Up makes is reduce the number of required players nearby for efficient healing from 4 to 3.

And this is assuming you constantly spam it and don't use the speed buff, which in turn could lead to situations where you need Amp It Up but it's on cooldown, while Mercy has a constant supply of high healing.


Mercy also has Self Healing, BTW, so let's not factor that as it's kinda irrelevant.

Honestly, I don't know a whole lot about this sort of stuff. Would that necessarily be less/as powerful as what I have or could it be more nowadays?

Why? why would you ever play as a sniper on a payload map while you're an attacker. Let alone play as one where there's already another sniper.


Jesus fucking Christ I hate randumbs.

The thing about Mercy vs Lucio is that Lucio never needs to stop healing while putting out damage. So picking Lucio is less a matter of needing heals and more one of versatility.

That and Lucio's better at surviving Winston in the tryhard KOTH meta than Mercy.

I feel bad for people in low mmr

i dont agree with the reaper description
he might ve edgy as all hell but that's what makes him what he is
the edge is so cheesy it's actually enjoyable
the ironic "psssh nothing personnel" roleplay is dang fun and he is extremely strong hero at close quarter combat, he can pick off annoying tracers, hanzos, genjis and pretty much everybody with his ability to always flank the enemy from behind, and it all requires just few shots since the guy is wearing double shotguns with decent fire rate
his ult allows occasional team wipes which is crucial for objectives and his passive heals him so much he can stay in a fight with more than one people
whenever he closes in, enemies start to panic and cant hit him for shit and that's when you pick them off with few rounds.

People can say whatever they want but in my books, Reaper is actually very solid character and you dont have to be an edgy kid to realize that

he can still be killed on an instant so kids wouldnt excel with him anyways

if youre gonna 'distract' them at least last a minute and take one out

Proof that only people that play ASSFAGGOTS are playing this game.

Snipers when you are attacking are still very important. That's one of the key strategies to deal with entrenched defenses, like Tolbjornes turret or a Bastion. Even just countering their onw Sniper is important.
But having more than 1 wether defending or attacking is so fucking stupid, I wonder if they just expect the other sniper to change class or they simply don't care about losing as long as they get kills.


Except his damage is shit and because he can't focus heal someone, he ends up actually being less versatile than a Mercy that rotates her teammates.

But I'll give you that KOTH does favour Lucio a whole lot, if only because everyone clumps together a lot more and speed matters much more.


That's what makes Reaper that good. He is literally Shadow the Edgehog: the hero: the anti-hero. It's so fucking cringe worthy you just end up laughing your ass off everytime you play him.
That and his entire kit is pretty great for survivability and murder. Too bad the speed boost you get from Wraith Form is negligible and you can't glide with it. It's almost useless to escape battles if you are low on life, others will just follow you and finish the job.

Wraith form isn't really for proper getaways, it's for getting to a health pickup. Usually if you can manage that you can immediately turn around and kill whoever is following you.

You're right I should've kept going in with my team and kept getting destroyed over and over again, because that's not feeding them.

Going behind and distracting is helpful if your team isn't full of retards who don't know how to take advantage of it.


I find for payload maps playing as attackers snipers are useless. They never seem to keep up with the payload and never really help. Pharaoh can help take out the turrets just fine and keep up with the group.

That and Winston can take anti-sniper role while helping to hold onto the objective.

Snipers aren't useless but they're definitely replaceable.

Attacking Widowmaker is really good. You have to move all the time with her. If you stay on the same ledge, you don't know how to play her. She's designed for constant relocating and mobility. Also devastating at close range.

Shad meight be an incureable degenerate literal cocklover, but can can draw, gotta give him that.

Oh I'm not denying that. Widowmaker's main job is area denial and if the defense can't even stand on the objective they're gonna get steamrolled.

Genji talks like a real jap struggling with english but he gives it away a few times.

Hanzo sounds like a pandaren goofball.

If you're not using Tolbjorn's ult to go around murdering people with your hammer, you're doing it wrong.

Any EU bois want to form a team?

I mainly play Solider 76 but can switch it up, I just need a team that actually communicates, pub teams never talk.

Viking#23177

Invite sent, I'm MediLoli#2263

I've sent an Invite to you too, Battletag 2928. I'm mostly active after lunch hours and at night.
I play whatever's needed, with preference to supports and tanks.

I've sent an invite, I'll be playing later tonight. Nathan119#2751
I don't really have a preferred character. I just fill whatever hole is needed in the team.

You know that one of the biggest reasons that HearthStone has a lot of twitch.tv viewers? It's because you can stream and play it on a potato computer,
and more people have potatos than maxed out riced out desktops. You can also play Hearthstone on table and mobile which has obviously increased it's popularity alot. Hearthstone is a pretty average game
all in all.

I wörk 8-6, man.
Well 3 days a week, I have the afternoon off twice.

Oh well. It's pays for vidya

It's also played by a lot of the twitch whores. They don't need any skill to play and they can spend more time flirting with their audience for more tips instead of focusing on the game.

Soon, so will I, Fritz. But there's still the night.

Holla Forums

i like ass

and i liked tf2

is this game for me?

Maybe not…
Maybe it is. What classes did you enjoy there?
Man Ass or Girl Ass? Cause there's a difference, mate.

girl ass of course, friendo

hips and thighs of divine proportions

Spy, engi, scout and from time to time pyro

but they both poop

(Double hole checked)

If you liked tf2 then you'll probably like overwatch.
And the $40 price tag helps keep out children

You have Tracer and Reaper for murder potential. They play a bit similarly but even more annoying, believe it or not.
This is why I asked the Ass Question. Pick Tobljorn and your head is at the same height all the girl asses are. There's a turret or something.
Mei is described as "an actual usefull pyro" or "what pyro was meant to be".


Yeah, but one's gayer than the other.

It helps but it has its limits. I've still heard clear underage get on the mic to bitch.

That's what matchmaking is there for. Just get a decent MMR and you won't have to deal with as many of the little shits as before.
Certainly much better than jumping in random pubs and finding the majority are like that.

I rarely hear anyone use their mics, and 90% of the ones I've heard are very angry kids screaming that they're losing.

Awwww yeh i love lookin at asses as a midget

Whenever you turn into a leprachaun in postal 2 you can look at all dem upskirts while dem bitches are puking on your dick

The two times I've heard them is when they're not happy about your choice of class. Not being an extreme MLG widowmaker from the get-go really seems to put a stick up their ass. I don't know why she draws so much hate. Nobody ever complains about bad Hanzos.

phara, the character is just so utterly cringeworthy. She just feels like a forced stronk womyn, it's embarrassing

Probably because Widow is considered by many "pros" to be crucial in breaking the defense or attack of the oposing team and they blame you if they have to fight the other team or if you don't kill their Widow.
Probably because they wanted to play Widow but you took the spot.

Hanzo nobody cares because Hanzo players allways suck and everyone will pick multiple Hanzos because they just don't give a fuck.

Should read her comic short. Not being a bitch is kind of a new thing to her.

kek

what the fuck am i doing wrong

well you own the game for a start, you dumb cunt

Who the fuck are you playing on payload maps? Is it the same as king of the hill or different?

Damnit, I'm in the US server, I was waiting for a team up but I guess I have to wait.

You might be shit at either attacking or defending.

Not enough time on the payload most likely.
A lot of people chase the defenders and waste time instead of pushing the cart and sticking around it.
You might also have problems cracking a solid defense, something you rarely find in KOTH

genjis VA cracks me up, best member of gooksquad

i'm not even a big reaper player but the rest of the skins aint got shit

I really like the blue arabic skin for Genji, the sword and shurikens look really cool.

i got that one in the beta and it's pretty good

zaryas winter skin is good because it covers her shite haircut

Wish I could afford this game

It has some really obnoxious clipping on the back of the legs though, at least in the gallery.

BRAVO BLIZZARD

No you don't

>>>/reddit/

You're foolish if you believe this.

fuck

>>>/cuckchan/

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Mei is the fucking worst.

I just got finished with a game against 6 of them.

How the fuck do you counter them.

Reaper?
Winston ult?
Justice from above?
Road Hog?

I'm honestly asking, do any of those work?

Lijang is a playground for Farah. The sections over lethal falls mean you can Shockwave Rocket niggers into oblivion with trivial ease.

Pharah doesn't work, I tried. They just focus fire you down with their long range shots.

Plus their ice walls take way too many hits.

Reinhardt can stop long range shots and be supported by a Roadhog who can hook Meis into his kill zone.

You better hope the Meis aren't coordinated though, they could probably just ice wall to block your grabs.

pharrah and snipers, anyone who doesn't ahve to be close range to fight

she's a fucking menace

No idea. Seems like stacking a full team or almost full team of the same hero really breaks the game.

I actually did just play a game where my team stacked 6 Meis on Anubis defense.
The enemy team couldn't even make it past the first choke.

other team might have been idiots for not pharrah stacking and justice jumping over the wall

I find the attempts at "family friendliness" kind of funny. The trailer for Roadhog and Junkrat describe them as causing an "orgy of destruction" across Europe.

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McCree can usually take her in close quarters. Flashbang and fan the hammer. Roadhog with a hook and headshot can take her down as well
I've never seen a totally stacked team though. No idea how to counter that

Same here.
In a media sea full of SUPER SERIOUS women and characters in general its a nice breath of fresh air. Bonus is that she's not some airheaded bimbo either as you'd expect from an upbeat personality type in media.
Its as if she was designed by somebody who actually didn't have a grudge against pretty and fun women.
An SJW didn't design that.

i think the shotguns in this game might not do headshots and the "crits" are all pellets landing

I don't know. I haven't actually played Roadhog but he and McCree tend to be the ones killing me when I play Mei

Yah makes sense. Since mcree can flashbang the mei and end her instantly. The other flankers get frozen first.

Is there somewhere I can check map stats?

well mcree can kill almost everyone with flashbang/fan that's for sure

Roadhog's scrap gun does 225 damage at close range and can headshot, dealing a possible 450.

i stand corrected

Never fails. Every time.

Fuck off.

You aren't fooling anyone shill-kun.

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So I was on the wiki and found this shit don't know if anyone seen it yet.

Good point.

There will always be Special Snowflake Drafts user, people will pick away and wildly extrapolate anything they can to contort a character to fit into their own special flavor of fucked up, so this should really come as no surprise.

they should have gone whole hog and made her a super autist

Leave nigger

Your opinion is discarded.

Their shilling budget will run out soon enough.

kill yourself

They really should stop putting things on a spectrum.

Now everybody who's an asshole can claim some level of autism.
People who might be legitimate sociopaths are now just on that odd level of autism.
People who just have poor social skills/are awkward are apparently some sort of autist too.
And finally anybody that shows a dedicated interest in something is apparently some sort of autist.
So sick of this shit because instead of people recognizing it as something they need to work to overcome they use it as an excuse to be blatant self absorbed assholes. Basically just trash human beings.

I have a brother who is autstic, severely so. He communicates in short fragments of sentences and really only seems to be interested in repeating back whole commercials to you about products and services. If he says you need to shave its usually wile reciting the exact product description of a razor and of a shaving cream that he saw on TV. I think Gilette is his favorite.
He goes through cycles where he will only want to watch a single TV channel.
He goes through cycles where he will only be concerned with a single thing (a nintendo game, going to a place he saw on TV, getting a certain product he wants).

He's not offended by abstract concepts like the people in that post. He can't conceive of them because he is truly autistic. Those subtitles that come from the understanding of human communication and empathy are just completely lost on him. He seems to understand things in a mechanical way, as in what direct actions might be, but nothing really much else.

You know what he gets offended about?
He gets offended when he can't fold a paper just right or color inside the lines.
He loses his mind when you change the channel on the TV to something he's not into at the moment.
He gets triggered when a routine he's developed has been interrupted.

These other motherfuckers are just looking for an excuse to be special. You're not just an asshole, you're autistic! Thanks DIAGNOSTIC SPECTRUM! Now you can make everything and anything around that one little aspect that's out of the norm as your entire identity because otherwise you'd be a boring nobody with nothing to say and no reason for people to listen.

They're CRAPCUNTS.

Its an ASSFAGGOTS

Its funny how during the afternoon the thread is relatively calm and then night this and all the children come out.

Shame the filters seem to work at random nowadays.

That looks like bibleblack


There are no lanes.
So your definition of a MOBA is entirely in it's aesthetics? Apparently street fighter is an assfaggot now.

You're going to be arguing with a guy who's been shitposting with low quality bait for something like a week now.

The only loser will be you.

That is absolutely correct. I have so many hours with Pharah, and haven't even played most of the other cast. I play Lucio too, but only because I can't play anyone else. That said, I do much better with Pharah than other people. I'm also the only fucking person on my team that understands the priority of threats

incorrect, there are no "lanes"
half correct, some characters have alt fires
doesn't apply
correct, some are pretty annoying but this is not exclusive to ASSFAGGOTS
type that one again and retry
correct
mobas didn't invent cosmetics
evidence before statements
because those things are stables to MOBAS


no one said you can speak badly of overwatch, no one is trying to sell you overwatch, it is just a simple shooter game. but this board is full of retards as it is and spreading misinformation is bad and you're just parroting shit other people have said in a desperate attempt to look cool on an anonymous imageboard

if there were shills, (which i'm sure there were) their ship has sailed because the games out and it made its money already

CAN'T

I MEANT "CAN'T"

god damnit i'm retarded

This


It's the same faggot who's been shitposting here for days and who thought the game didn't have mic support.

We know blizzdrone.

i'm dumb but not that dumb.

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Sage is not a downboat newfriend. I simply don't want to bump this shillfest.

You know, if you just want someone to talk to, you can do that. You don't need to be shit posting in the same thread for a game you apparently aren't interested in playing, for several days.

Nigger, what did I tell you?
Listen to this user.

Fug, you are right. What a twist.

how do you counter that

You walk away, just like you should from this thread.

Zarya has no range so I imagine you could counter them with Widowmakers or Bastions. Sounds like stacking one character can break the game pretty easily

Is Winston fantastic, or did I just luck out on seven consecutive games?

i mean in theory you could just counter stack

the only stacks i've seen that worked so far are zarya and 76

issue with that is when they leapfrog shields you can't even shoot at them cuz it only makes them stronger, its a tricky stack especially if you're working with randos

I don't see many people actually play Winston so i'm guessing its a matter of surprise. People don't know how to deal with him.

I'd say stack mercy and pharah and just keep shooting till they're dead they might get some lucky shots in and kill you but mercy gets her ult so fast it won't matter. Or if your desperate just match their comp and it become a matter of skill unless they practiced this you should be on even footing.

he's a fucking menace in KOTH especially if you have 2 winstons for monkey madness, he doesn't need to aim and has a shield so he can run around in circles in point and keep shooting, and then fly out and heal up

his ult has shit killing potential but it shakes up the scene

Wow I had no idea Reinhardt was so fun to play.


Winston seems decent. I have a feeling people don't play him right. He seems like he'd be similar to D.VA where you go into the enemies back and kill the healer/support. I know when I play Mercy I hate Winstons, they fuck my shit up.


A 4+ torbjorn defense is amazing too. Though a full team of 76 just feels broken. I have no idea how to counter it, they just seem to rekt everyone.

His ultra can fuck things up pretty well, either tossing people off ledges or getting all their guns pointed at you while your team picks them off

Was just using him. My team was having a hard time moving a payload and getting through a much better organized/grouped team.

Until that chimpout hit. I was able to get behind them, cause confusion. I may not have killed them but god damn did I scare them and move their attention which is what was needed to get that payload forward.

But guess what salt powered robot gets the fucking play of the game?

anyway, peep the loot.

being a harasser is important in this game but its easily for whoever is filling that role to get discouraged because you don't get as many points or kills since you gotta keep escaping

game is casual enough that if you get an assist it calls it a kill though

I have made some research

This shit gets out of hand
There's nothing wrong with calling assists assists though I'm pretty sure it gives points based off how much damage you dealt

Yeah, although I don't know what those points go towards.

don't get my hopes up, game

Yeah, I would have guessed those would work towards giving you some currency to unlock shit but nope, gotta get those microtransactions.

I just want to be a cranky old man, but you got me on roadhog. There's something perversely satisfying about yanking a phara, mid-ult, out of the sky and into a shotgun/scrap cannon/junk gun/whatever. I know a mei player like this but he'll sort of admit that mei is annoyingly busted.

Speaking of busted, fuck McCree's stun. Just fuck it with a rake.

Mcree's grenade is pocket sand tier bullshit

i don't remember any cowboys having pocket sand in the movies

Plugging your ears and screaming like a baby to shut out criticism wont help you in life. Go back to your piece of shit hugbox faggot.

How is screaming "shill" and plugging your ears to any kind of response classed as criticism?

So far I've played the poo in the loo, female shinji, holy priest and the demoman

Is the chinese actually good? she seems to just put walls everywhere

She singles out targets, freezes them faster than they can possibly kill her, and then headshots them to death. If she comes close to dying she iceblocks and gets to try again. Then theres her ult which freezes the entire enemy team for like 10 seconds (thats what it feels like anyway).

Plus the walls. Careful, those can helps as much as hinder the enemy.

Yeah, I really need to start using Mei more often.

I seriously didn't even think about the fact that there's no vote kick in this game. I agree that it'd probably fuck more shit up than help. It's never even occured to me to vote someone out due to how fast games generally are.

Mei is actually one of the few heroes I never play at all. She's too strategic for my tastes, worried if I don't know what I'm doing exactly I'll end up doing worse than nothing at all.

Yeah. Blizzards target audience would be too fucking stupid to comprehend the possibility of there being more than just one way to the goal. So no lanes, but just one straight fucking lane.

It's ASSFAGGOTS for idiots. Even more retarded than what Heroes of the Storm is aiming for.

The fuck are you talking about? There's multiple angles of attack on any given point.
There is of course the most obvious and direct path but every point has other paths to it.

Sweet jesus, what the hell is that thing in her hands, wheres the ejection port, the trigger, what fucking cartridge is it chambered in to have such skinny grip, why is it so tall, what's that bullshit on the side, is this supposed to be a mac11? Fucking no guns nips, they're supposed to be smart but they can't even google a fucking reference gun.

He's the quick fix, she's the kritzkreig

In their comic they literally hang a guy by his neck with a chain and then blow him up, that's not very family-friendly.

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Bastion
Soldier 76 as he has one of the better long range capabilities, combined with healing for sustain, atlhough you could be just stalled out by constant ice wall
Widowmaker for the same reason.
McCree if you're fighting 1v1 would win as long as you have flashbang available.


That's someone trying to force their headcannon. She's clearly not autistic. It's yet another case of wikis being shit.

how is she not autistic

She's just OCD.

He's a fucking cartel member

ive played against full teams of mei and they just get ripped apart. by anyone competent. it helps to have a pharah who can circumvent their ice walls. junkrat is another good call as long as the team can prevent him from getting swamped which brings me to my last suggestion. zaryas shield makes anyone immune to any status effects.

But how do you stop that which is unstoppable?

You can't

Totally agree on his design. What makes it so fun is the edge taken to a silly level.

That said, a huge part of his power is camping health packs. You blast people then wraith back to them. Since most of them are located near flanking paths, he can waste people constantly. Especially if people eventually start sending more people to attack him. Just float away back to your group.

Also he is absurdly good at dealing with windowmakers.

great bait user everyone is gonna believe you

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the answer is always more junkrats.

Pharah pisses me off, so many games I've had my team ignore them. Like she'll just float above people's head and shooting rockets down and my team will just ignore her as they get killed. Most of the time this happens I'm playing Mercy, and I try to shoot at her as Mercy but they usually just doges my shots because she's so far away and the projectiles are pretty slow. I just sit there baffled as my team lets themselves be slaughtered because they're too retarded to look up.

Do people not know there's a flying enemy in this game? They even let you check what the other team classes are. Why is it so hard to look up every once awhile if you know the other team has a Pharah?

There are relatively few heroes who can actually deal with Pharah effectively. Shes a sitting duck in the air, but most weapons are short ranged.

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Why is Tracer the face of the game again? With such a shit voice actor it's frustrating to hear her constantly and I can't mute that shit.

Anyone who still thinks she's waifu material after hearing her attempt to speak needs medical help.

The best part is she seems pretty shit. Maybe I haven't played her enough but she just seems underwhelming compared to most other characters.

Don't know why they put her as the face of the game.

reminder

Remember to vote.

girls:
poal.me/k8qrfu

boys:
poal.me/xspwe8

Tracer's one of the best harassers. Annoying as shit to deal with enemy Tracers and her E is even better for sustain and escape than Reaper's wraith form. You just have to get close to deal any real damage.

Apparently she had a counterpart in Titan who was a pretty big deal so Blizzard had her carry the torch.

Should I buy 20 dollars in crates or no?

What? No.

Why not?

no you fucking mongoloid

I'm not hearing any reasons here…

Do you really want those sprays and emotes you wont use?

You are the cancer killing gaming

Fixed.


Make that 20000 dollars. Go ahead if you're so great. I'm sure there'll be cool fictional stuff unlocked on your computer after, some really rare items that you'll be able to sell to someone else for a profit down the road.

I didn't really think it was this easy but I guess I was wrong.

You should kill yourself if you think buying rng boxes for digital goods is ever acceptable.

Best get me a gun then.

I bet you have a lot of virtual ones. Try shooting yourself with one of those, and then see if you learn something from the experience.

This is Blizzard's focus test team trying to understand what girl\boy is most popular so they can mirror their design and make something that appeals to the regular players.
Blatant marketing\viral strategy.
Or it's just regular fun\autism of Holla Forums :^)
Mercy's rightfull first place is well earned


Why don't you visit a pharmacy and ask for 20 dollars in random medication, then eat them all and see what you get?
It follows exactly the same reasoning you're using for buying lootcrates and at least it (might) get you high.

Where the hell did you even come from?

Let's think about what you're doing here.
You come to Holla Forums, 8ch Holla Forums, of all places, asking whether or not you should drop $20 on fucking random DLC? And then act dumb when people react the exact way you should have expected them to?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Guys, Mei is OP right?

What?
When I pciked her first all I did was icewall the enemy in every time it was up and hunt reapers in the spare time.
Goddamm satisfying to meele kill a reaper.

Ult you just throw onto the objective once enemies are there, then icecle their brains. Also that thing as an abnormal amount of range.


She really can't attack for shit, but on defence and KOTH… goddamm she needs a bikini skin for how sexy she's there.

no

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Go ahead, I've already spent 40 usd

just drop your wall in chokepoints when an enemy group is halfway through so your team can slaughter the front half
that and the freeze+icicle to the head combo are literally all you need to know to play a decent mei

Was more of an answer to "Why did you post this"

Good walls are the best.

You're better off popping the wall in the middle of a group to force a fight against only half of them. If you isolate a single hero from the rest of their team or their healer, even better.

Otherwise, all you're doing is making sure they clump together and you're gonna have to fight 6 very angry guys instead of 4 or less, and if you don't have your entire team behind you, this ends up screwing you more than the other team.

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Lower skill ceiling = worst players

Do it. Although the highest one is best value so you really should get the big one.

You should try the weekly arcade brawl.
Pharahs get to fly endlessly and mercy gets to fly around with the pharah without touching ground.
Then a lot of people will pick winston and you'll have a game filled with flying monkeys attacking the pharahs and mercies in air while mei runs around constantly ulting anyone still on the ground.

humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

How can I improve my reaction time? It's between 200-225 . I want to play WM

This isn't a twitch shooter faggot, reaction time doesn't matter nearly as much here. What's WM?

widowmaker.. and yes it does matter for some characters a lot, especially in close combat and long combat it's very important to counter snipe / kill enemies with a sniper, or simply being able to react to enemy zig zag when in close combat with someone.

WM is widowmaker

Oh my god, Winston is the only African "person" in this game..isn't he.
Holy shit…
Holy shit! Why did people scream taht this games was SJWatch

It really doesn't, especially when hit boxes in this game are fuck huge. I have a 274 reaction time and can play this just fine.

Well lucio is not african, but he's a nigger though..

He's a brazillian

I have problem with enemy snipers sometimes though, and close combat can be mess sometimes.. is my aim bad? I play with high sens but I don't think that should be "too big" problem? Could a 120hz monitor (with 120 fps) help?


Yes, so am I but I aint nigger.

jajajajajajajajajajaja

Winston is not African, he's from the Moon. I don't think there's a nationality for that yet, though.


Enemy Snipers are tough, since it's usually who gets the first shot that wins the fight. Even if they don't kill you, peeking to land a shot is just gonna get you another one. If you have better reaction time, just do it, if not you have to relocate.

man, im just a regular waifufag.

Pharah is Egyptian. She's not black, but she is African.

She's the type of sand nigger I'd tap

So is there no penalty for rage quitting? I feel like almost every game now there's always some faggot who quits because his team is losing.

Why don't you try it and see what happens? :^)

-75% Exp on the next (several? idk) match you finish.
Oh, and obviously no exp fro the one you left.

Wich utterly sucks if you get thrown in a team someone sane must've just left because it's 5 retards screaming on mic.

This. Overwatch is pretty slow compared to stuff like Quake. I averaged 255 on that test and I can play most shooters without problems.

Question:
If I have an Nvidia 660M GPU and an i5-3230M @ 2.60GHz, can I run this game?

can someone please explain this "rate match" shit to me? what does it do? Also how does rank/level affect anything?

I assume its for some kind of metrics to let Blizzard keep track of their matchmaking and how people feel about it, I don't think level affects much but the game does seem to try and group people with others of roughly the same level since at 22 I rarely see anyone at 10 or lower and I've only seen a handful of 40 and above.

MMR's a hidden stat that has nothing to do with level aside from the fact that the more you play a game, the better you generally get.
Someone who's absolutely terrible at games and never improves but plays all the time could possibly be matched up with people level 10 or lower despite being level 100.

ah thanks for the info. Generally, should I rate matches which were a close call and in which I felt I actually contributed to the team with 3 points and steamrolling matches 1? Would that improve matchmaking for myself?

Those make me refuse to think this is SJWatch

who is that semen demon?

It kind of is the logical conclusion of social justice diversity pandering. Nearly every character is shoved into a stereotypical role that can be instantly recognized and associated with an ethnicity or nationality.
It's like after the Persona 5 livestream some idiots on neofag were whining about the lack of gay characters. If they don't wear what makes them special and unique on their sleeve, retards will never figure it out. This means when pandering their unique whatever becomes their whole character.

This game is going to give me an aneurysm

I don't think that "rate match" does anything, at least not for you. I generally am a cunt that rates them high if I won or if it was a very close call for either side, but I should probably start downvoting matches were I'm paired with idiots.

I'm not sure a lot of people even vote for those. Commendations should add up to 12 votes but you rarely get that many.

I'm also sure there's some hidden MMR metric because I've had 20+ levels in my party when I'm just just 17 or something. I've had even higher than that, but if they are paired with me, that means they are playing for longer and still being at least as bad as I am now.


The plot of the game is 2 different organizations (Talon and Overwatch) that operate on a global scale with operatives from all over the world.
If it was just white people or if they were the majority, it wouldn't look like "operatives from all over the world".

Regardless, I play Symetra for the Designated Teleporting Streets, not for her brown skin.


I have a friend running the game with exactly the same specs you do. He has adjusted the graphics a bit lower but runs it just fine.


Reaction time isn't everything though, I got 226 on that test and I also have problems with snipers. That test only requires a single action that you can prepare before hand to do. Overwatch often presents you with unexpected situations and tough decisions to make and that all adds up slowing your reaction time if you lack experience. Try Tolbjorn for a bit to see what I mean.

YEEAAAAH

That's ironic, isn't it?
All that social justice has ever managed to make is to completely ostracize token characters while at the same time make anything that's not a cis white male look like a token character.
And the only exception is when everyone is a token character where people will dislike the game for tokenism. Social Justice is the craddle of racism.


You know what I fucking hate? Being Mercy on the ground healing people, seeing a Genji or Tracer up in a balcony about to kick it and I keep staring in their direction. Just come closer to the stupid ledge and I'll jump to you and heal your ass. But nope, gotta ignore the rest of the team and the healer and backtrack to some medkit that was already taken and die on the way.
And while I'm busy waiting for them to stop being dumb, someone kills me.

Or better yet, as ANY HEALER, start healing someone while he is retreating and he keeps going, unware that his life is okay now. Or using self healing when he is perfectly safe and all the damage is free charge for me. Or start running away from a single target when I have my caduceus staff up his ass, instead of trying to fight.

Blizzard really gotta make Guardian Angel an ability that doesn't require a target because it forces the team to gitgud at Mercy insted of forcing the Mercy to gitgud at healing.
It gets infuriating that so many people simply don't know how supports and healers actually work and help them help everyone.

That's the cross Mercy players have to bear. It's somehow your fault that Genji ran ahead and got killed while you were sticking with the group.


You really need to tell them what you're doing, particularly when it comes to flying up to help snipers. It's the other guys' fault they don't notice they're being healed or buffed but the ones on the balcony can't read your mind and they're likely more focused on the enemy than you

Yeah, Toblerone's pretty tough. Sometimes I don't know whether to hit my sentry, or not hit my sentry.

If it's off cd I'd say you're allowed to worry just a little less about it.

Do people just not understand what Zenyatta's ult does?

I really wish D.va wasn't completely useless, I really do. I want to play the annoying camwhore but I can't justify it when the character is so shit.

Being a healer is suffering
Fucking annoying, I've had a bunch of similar scenarios like that where my teammates will let one person destroy me and then complain that I'm not healing them. if you want a healer you need to help protect them some.


Feel like it should be stricter the amount of rage quitters is pretty ridiculous. It really fucks up the team that it happens to. It's a good 30 seconds usually before a new person joins, picks a class and can help out.


D.VA's great m8.

You should all kill yourselves for supporting Blizzard, Activision, this game and blatantly shill it for this fucking long, not even NuDoom was pushed this hard.

I've been playing this game with a friend of mine couple of times a week ever since release, but today was the first time I got to play some solo matches. I was watching some videos by youtube reaction drama who put overwatch play on the background, and I kept thinking "there's no way that so bad people exist, I've never run into them. Well today when I played alone first time, it did. I ran into people who not only did not push the cart, but they were not aware that there was healer on their team. I've never rage quitted this many times in time span of 30 minutes, it was that fucking bad.

Blizz really need to get this shit in order, cause I'm sure there are al ot of other people who would really not want to play with these braindead "casuals" who seem to be level 20-40 but their way of playing the game looks like they A) either playing with gamepad B) IQ lower than 80

She does have her time and place but she's better used as a harasser than a tank


Again, this is something that'd be solved through communicating. Let them know when someone's behind them or a character particularly dangerous to you is around.

how can you talk hot shit like that in a fairly casual game like overwatch, and then live with yourself after losing


YOU CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM IT ONLY MAKES THEM STRONGER

You guys sure are cancer.

she's a next level harasser if you can stay alive when you lose the mech it turns out, you don't need to land a lot of shots to get her mech back so you can stay in the fray like a giant fucking asshole

but her killing potential is so ass that harassing only gets you so far in pubs

FO4 was way worse than this. Ppl hated that game here, yet everyone ended up playing or buying it anyway.

I didn't even pirate it. No interest in a fucking Bethesda "RPG".

Considering your gun is effective at different ranges with the different fire modes, that alone makes his weapon more complicated than a lot of other heroes.
Scrap collecting is mandatory for a decent Tolbjorn but you can't do that shit properly unless you know at all times where everyone in the enemy team is to know if it's safe. Where to leave the armor as well, or even better: aiming it at your teammates, where to keep the turret and how to use it as a distraction while you shoot someone in the back or vice versa, there's a lot of details to him that makes or breaks the hero.

And you gotta keep all of that in mind at the same time while playing him, making tough decisions like "should I dive for all that scrap, or wait for someone to check on it first?", "should I stay in short range in this corner or on that balcony away from them?" and you make those decisions based on what heroes the other team has and where they currently are. And neither or them actually require fast reflexes, just fast thinking.
Hell, I've lost a game as Symetra because my shit-placement of sentries didn't managed to stop anyone or allow me to charge my teleport before my first death.


There's actually a good reason to heal DVa's. You heal Armor on them, not HP. And the effort required to chip at it is much greater, so it's time better spent. Just heal them and let them go flank someone giving you a breather to heal everyone else easily.


Which was fucking ridiculous. Pirate copies where out almost at the same time the original was released. You could even pre-load the game with a pirate copy and wait for crack, so pirates even got to play the game first than good goys (guess how I know this)

And the entire premise of buying it is even more ridiculous because none of those idiots is actually interested in the game. All they want is to mod it until it either becomes a somewhat decent game or something you could easily mistake for an Illusion game. How do I know this? Because it's the only 2 valid reasons anyone bothers with any Bethesda game since Morrowind.
However Fallout 4 does not have decent mods yet and it's likely to not have in the near future anyway, considering how the GECK is working.

When you look at it, the entire Fallout 4 is exactly like someone buying a season pass to get all the extra content later but no promise such content will even be made or be good at all.

And yet you bought this piece of shit from Blizzard.

i pirated it, played maybe 30 hours of it and dropped it. Its mediocre

the matchmaking in this is taking up to a minute late at night and yet it still finds the worst widowmaker possible for my team, every time.

I want to play, but playing solo is giving me a headache

admittedly i borrowed a console version from a friend to give it a run since i didn't completely hate 3 and new vegas

the first handful of hours exploring for fun was okay everything else was horrible

lissandra

lissandra, there isn't alot of good lewds of her sadly

Maybe this game is ok

Everyone on my team had the mentality that if you die in the game you die for real, so pushing the objective was a bad idea


Is there an algorithm that if you have too many wins the game will just include you with the DUMBEST pieces of shit?

I've had some good luck today with games.

Those are always Genji's for me. Anytime I see a Genji I already know we're gonna be pretty gimped one person.

Seems just like luck. Some days I get great teams, other days I get the worst teams. Playing with pugs is always just luck.

I really need to get in the habit of changing heroes more to counter the other team, but i don't really know what heroes are good against what other heroes to begin with. I already worry enough about making sure roles are filled on my team cause everyone wants to play tracer, genji, hanzo, or widowmaker.and i also need to stop being shit.

fun game tho.

did they delete the porn yet?

MONKEY MADNESS

Yeah man I woke up this morning and all the stuff on my hard drive was gone and replaced with a .txt file that said "You think you do, but you don't".

Tracer tries use her ult bomb on my team but misses

Top kek

To be fair, his ult doesn't heal fast enough to outrun heavy direct fire. Even with it active if your team runs head first into Bastion around a corner they'll most likely all die anyway. However, a skilled Zenyatta can use his ult better by using his own body as a shield while invincible.

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Do you even visit /fit/? Anybody can fucking work out. Just because Zarya worked out to get the body she did doesn't mean her children are automatically fit when they grow up.

Honestly, Mei's ass is fucking amazing and her personality shows she's best girl

She's shit. She's what every tumblr whale thinks they are. She's tumblr personified. Worst girl.

She works in extremely cold climates, how is her clothing unreasonable?

We were fighting shit like McCrees, D.Va, Pharah, nothing with the high DPS Bastion would put out.

Sometimes you just get dumb teammates.

This is all true, but she's also one of the most fun to play.


Gotta stop playing solo, lad. Just put a mic on and add basically anyone else who uses a mic as a friend. Pretty soon you can play with a 6-person group and either actually play as a good team and win virtually every match or play 6 of the same character and just spout memes for 10 minutes. Either way, much better experience.

None of the maps are really in cold places and her alt outfits cover her up even more. She's a prude, and she's tumblr the character.

Worst girl.

Have we not been playing the same game?

You get pitted against other premades when you do that, so the odds of winning are actually much more slim than you think

mei is pretty annoying any a gateway drug to fat acceptance, but you can't possibly expect all costumes to match all maps

Ye, this was during a solo queue while waiting for friends to get on.
Then we proceeded to win with a 6 stacked Symmetra defense.

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A competent Widowmaker will shrek me as Pharah almost every time, Hanzo's are easier to deal with but with her I'm in the hands on my teammates harassing her.


git gud scrub, I have never seen any other tank deal as much damage as a D.Va

Doesn't change that her mech is made of tissue paper

Jesus christ I think you might be an alternate universe me.

with a little bit of skill you can stay alive and keep summoning the fucking mechs and be a general giant pain in the ass for the enemy team

you might not actually get a lot of kills from it but it slows them down something fierce

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user that's WAY worse.

What is it about shadman's "art" that just makes me angry?

that it hasn't improved much, and if you've listened to sleepycast he's a pretty funny and nice guy and you wish he would fucking improve?

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I dont know what you're talking about, his art is great.
Not many artists can do this by themselves

All of his women look the exact fucking same.

who knew? if this is bait i bite

fuck me i fucked up

I JUST WANTED TO SHOT THINGS FOR A FEW GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

God damn random really drive me crazy some times.

yuh-uh

i feel you man, some nights have been like this and some nights i get to do what i want

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Zig Zag / unpredictable movements, corners, pillars.. all help to avoid this shit.

Hell, people avoid mcree ult easily when / if they see where he's coming from. How could it be harder to evade mei's right click?

I guess you only played for 10 minutes. Roadhog, Reinhart, and Zarya all out damage and outlive her without having to be pointblank. Roadhog can out right kill anyone in 3 shots or less. Reinhart's dash does about 300 damage (1shots non tanks) and his melee does a lot more damage.

The only reason anyone should ever play D.Va is for her ultimate and to block shots. I regularly hook her just to have someone to shoot. She has never been more than a pest until she has her ultimate. Then I try to force her in it. Same with tracer

Play any support who isn't mercy.

Just come back later and drop stats on the continually declining interest in this game and the marketing budget will dry up.

ayy

Guess this site's dead for a reason. Bye.

There's been all kinds of discussion from the retarded buyfags and shills in this thread you fucking goon. Stay out.

Glad to hear. Thanks m80

So Joe just released his review. I'm predicting a salt storm right now for daring to give it a 7/10, because he was at least able to spot Blizzard being maximum Jews.

Also

That brings me back. We had cucks like you spamming half-Holla Forums years ago. It was always /vg/ this, /vg/ that and everyone was wondering why they were recruiting undesirables from the terrible Holla Forums for their precious board instead of enjoying all the quality posts on it for themselves. Gee, could it be that /vg/ is even emptier than Holla Forums? Could it be that if it ever becomes the larger games board the trolls and shills will go there and kill the quality there, too?


Ask him to elaborate on "just fine". That can mean anything. On consoles "just fine" means unstable 30 fps with dips down to 20.

Fuck off Joe

Fuckoff Blizzard

Salty Sanchez can't even be assed to give it a 4. What a bitch.

topkek son, stay triggered in a dead site.

2 game modes and all maps that center on chokepoints. I've only owned the game 3 days and I'm already bored of it.

wtf

smh

I was shocked he even rated it as low as he did. As much as he likes to consider himself a consumer advocate, he really perpetuates the cancerous hype culture that's plaguing the hobby.

I feel like Im the last fucknig person who doesnt play this garbage game

Holla Forums seems to be filled to the cuck with lil' faggots who decried this game for months but made it a first day purchase

Sorry I havea a job and friends to play with user

I'm with you too and just as confused

This. I enjoy being a normalfag and I don't really care about your idealistic attitude towards buying fucking video games.

>>>/reddit/

Just another bitter fence sitting faggot, who thinks he is god's gift to man kind.

hownuru?

Normalfag. You and your friends are pure cancer and ruined our favorite hobby.

What a horrible life, please kill yourself.

It turned out to be a pretty fun game. Before your tism activates, no one here is saying it's the best game ever made.

Also if you have friends, it turns out to be quite a competent experience.

Go back to your shit board

This thread has been up for almost two weeks, why don't you just learn to hide? I already know most idiot Holla Forumsermin enjoy going into threads and complaining about games they don't play.

Why am I an uneducated cuckold with no impulse control or taste because I'm playing a video game with my friends? You're just mad and jealous.

Anything with friends is a competent experience you TF2/ASSFAGGOTS loving retard.
Its a shit mediocre game by two of the worst companies with one of the communities in this industry.

Go shill this advertise somewhere else

Retards like him and the people who respond are the reason why this site is dead

Because you're supporting cancer thats killing the industry.
Find non retard friends you fucking loser

Because you and your ilk fall for the same shitty marketing scams over and over again, and have no standards.
Fuck off nigger.
Gee, who knew normalfags thought this highly of themselves. No one cares about you personally faggot.

I don't really care about the quality of this board tbh. I'm only here to talk about the games I've been playing.

I don't care about the industry. I'm only here to have fun.

You're so mad it's funny. Coming here is more fun than playing Overwatch, I'll be quite honest.

People who praise this game are the reason this board is dying.
You obviously dont belong here, shouldnt you just be playing the gane isntead of discussing menial shit thats common to every fucking game on its genre?

It's true, I don't even own the game but I post now and then to marvel in the amount of autism I can generate.

Get the fuck out lf this board reddit

Why? I'm only here to talk about games, I don't care about your silly culture or what you perceive is quality on an imageboard. You need to take a break and stop freaking out. Learn to use the functions of this place so you can hide stuff you don't like.

Where's your argument buddy? All I see is projecting.

Shove your divisive shit up your ass.

How do you deal with stacked torbys in a small area where you can't outrange them with phara?

One mei using her icewall

The only reason I entered this thread was because I wanted to talk about the mechanics of this game and the maps and limited game types. I never said I liked the game or that it was good. You're bitching because I spent money on it. I don't give a damn what you think. I'm literally only here to talk about the game but this board is so shit I can't even do that.

Suck my dick d34916

It seems more and more people are learning that stacking one character breaks the game. Personally I'd rather they be limited to one per team but that'd probably be seen as an over-correction

I wonder if people like you read the shit they say and even understand just how fucking retarded they sound. Why would you spend money on something you don't think is good? Are you seriously that fucking stupid? Go back to Reddit if you seriously want to talk about this shitty CRAPCUNTS.

We're posting at the same time you stupid faggot, hell I've been posting here longer than him.

Get a couple Genjis and reflect them to death or bounce some bombs in with some Junkrats.

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Step it up you missed abortion

If I needed anymore proof that this thread was full of shills and Redditors it's the complete lack of calling the cancer our from all the accused in the thread. In every single shape and form, you people stick out like the most swollen and puss spewing of thumbs.

kys shill

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Believe me user, you havent.
Ive been shitting and derailing these cancerous Undertale tier faggots since the threads inception.
It was pretty obvious that the marketong/Blizzard brand name/TF2/ASSFAGGOTS combo would attract the most autistic spergs and the most biggest shills out there to this board.

What you're describing anyone that isn't a NEET. You are an autistic shit-stain however, for using your supposed "social" life as an argument over fucking Overwatch of all things.

The main reason you're throwing insults at us and grasping for reasons you can feel superior (muh real life swag, I swear I'm not a larping neckbeard) is that we don't get scammed like you just did. If you were one of us this wouldn't have happened to you. If you were one of us you could sit back and enjoy as morons spend real money on a game that isn't and likely will never be worth playing. But no, you went and bought it because marketing. And now you're salty as all hell.

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Your greentext describes no one on Holla Forums. The people on Holla Forums who bought it don't care about your jew conspiracy, they don't care about your ideology or about the industry that they have no control over anyway. We bought the game so we can have some fun with out friends, keep being salty.

Holy shit someone get that neckbeard some burn heal

*with our, lol

He never mentioned a "jew conspiracy" or anything of any ideology in that most you mongoloid.

OW is dirt cheap according to the buyfags earlier in this thread, why would it be a monetary issue?

Things you just brought up out of nowhere, again grasping for reasons to feel superior and to escape buyer's remorse:


Let's go over these in chronological order.

The fact that companies aim for profits at the detriment of all else is not a conspiracy theory, and not a Jew thing.

I don't know what ideology you're talking about and it's irrelevant, so don't mention it again.

If your idea of "fun with friends" is each "friend" sitting at home playing a video game over the internet then guess what, you're not a normalfag and you don't have real friends.

You don't even know what I mean by ideology. Not playing a game because a certain company made it is ideology. Not playing a game because it has microtransactions is ideology. It's pointless ideology that closes yourself off to having fun because a lot of fucking games are going to do that shit and we've decided to not be bitter salty ideological faggots and just deal with it so we can have a bit of fun. I don't expect the nazis on this site to understand dealing with things they don't like though.

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Why are you here?

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where do these people come from?

Using meme arrows anywhere outside chans was frowned upon since 4chan

4chan is full of newfags and Legion edgy fags with no self control, like the people who bought this game.

this place is steadily going that way as well

The mind is a difficult, poorly understood thing. "The autism spectrum", as used by psychology, is literally nothing more than a list of symptoms which kind of remind them of severe autism, and themselves create a pathology bad enough to warrant some kind of special treatment from society.

It should never be an excuse to not try to better yourself - even your brother should try, in whatever ways actually work - but it means they're at a disadvantage in certain ways and may do better to focus their efforts at self-improvement in other areas.

Has anyone got banned for language yet? I know I'll get banned if I keep calling the healer a nigger. I'm kind of scared.

Fuckoff

Why would it be different form any other blizzard game.

Grow the fuck up son.

I know some people have been muted for saying stuff like "gg ez"

I know they talk big but I've always found blizz pretty lax with rules. I say some pretty fucked up shit and have never had a ban. My brother says the worst things imaginable and I think he got banned for a day and had to change his name, after years of pretty bad verbal abuse he sends towards others.

What do you mean by telling me to grow up? I casually call the character a nigger in chat without even thinking about it. I'm not saying he's a nigger, I refer to him as "the nigger character." It's not even offensive. I also call all of the female characters bitches, fat bitch, german bitch, blue bitch. It's nothing. There's a lot of normalfags playing the game right now who will report you for saying anything so it's probably better to not even use the chat function for a few months.

Kill yourself kindly.

Can you explain yourself or are you just going to post immature reddit tier shit?

Moron.

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There's a reason this thread was made, so everybody could filter it and all the shills can circlejerk to themselves.

im shill

I came into this thread to laugh at you

there i said it, i get paid 20$ an hour for talking about this game, I post from blizzards HR office 2 in seattle
anyone who has responded to me has earned me 1 dollar per post thanks you play overwatch goys hahaha

you win shill callers. I've finally revealed myself, I've lost. I'm a dirty dirty shill and I get paid for coming to the most obscure websites and talking about Blizzard's newest game, Overwatch. I also get a bonus for mentioning any other games created by Blizzard. So now that you've caught me what are you going to do about it?

/vg/

reject/v/
No wonder this shithole is dying. Please stay in your containment site then kill yourselves with your server

Have another shekel, Goldberg.

Is this a request for us to come to provide d34916-tier shitposting?

I'd love to, user.

why'd you come here?

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Too dumb to spot bad gameplay in videos, buy shit games and then tell themselves they're okay.


Use "I have no money problems" as a coping tactic when feeling the onset of buyer's remorse. Probably a lot of bragging about being "idorts" aka people who can't tell which hardware is worth buying.


A plain lie. People who fit into the first two categories ALL suck at games. No exceptions. People who buy lots of games never play any individual game long enough to git gud, in fact one of the key reasons they keep buying new games is that they view games as something that is supposed to give them enjoyment without effort. If something requires effort they get bored and buy the next game.


You're a prime example of someone who at best knows how to bait people. At worst you're just a shitposter. Neither qualifies as "discussion".

To laugh at the mentally deficient and trigger autists.

Looks this site has more children and autists than I thought. Now I feel bad for making fun of these easy targets looking at them cry.

Have fun being pathetic kids, I'm off to a video game community.

Bye bye, we'll miss your cute and tight little ass, sweetums.

In other words "time to post this screencap to reddit"

Serious question, is there a big difference between this board and reddit?

Are you asking to weigh your options so you can make the informed decision to move here or stay on Reddit?

For one thing all your previous posts about "niggers" would be buried under 20 downvotes and hidden from view on reddit.

2 winstons can be a huge handful, but any more than that and they seem to fall off, i can only imagine what it was like before the nerf

shame vp kind of died

This board is rulecucked to hell. That's the problem. If we could have multiple overwatch threads people could shit in one and have good discussions in the other.

i mean /svidya/

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You prepped your bull before posting, right?

oh like that would stop anyone, its against the rules to shit up a general but its never stopped anyone from trying, and whether the mods enforce it or not is entirely on a whim, rulecucked my ass.
however, id rather we had multiple threads just so some anons can get booty busted and we can have OP drama.

That's a cute meme, kid.

Go memespout somewhere else fag.

Thanks, I learned it from r/4chan

Is that your bull posting or is that you?

I've never been to reddit, but I don't see how this place could be different from reddit? I mean I like angry joe, and it seems I'm not only one since it's been linked to this thread, so… how's this different?

one is filled with insecure trannies

and that's worse than autist anime weebs?

So marketers aside, is the game actually worth 60 dollars? thinking about getting it for PC.

get the fuck back to reddit you lying bastard

I don't even know what you're asking here. Angry Joe is shit but why would you care what most of Holla Forums thinks anyway?

Hell no, if you're interested there's a standard version for $40. Don't get suckered by Blizzard's Jewish practices.

freech pls go, oyyboy just opened up a board for you niggers

It's a multiplayer only, console FPS and always online game. Not worth for that much Money.

oh? but the only version I see is the Origins version on Amazon for 60

Holla Forums can have differing opinion imo, but if people try to claim it shouldn't have or call other's opinions shit (when in reality there's just as much differing opinions as anywhere else) I think it's no better than reddit.

Go play Cisquisition you unberable faggot


No user, its overmarketed garbage thats selling due to Blizzards brand.
It will die in mere months, especially with no mod support.
Its worth 20 dollars at best

jews?

I figured as much, a friend said that it was only for two hours that the game felt fresh.


I'M RIGHT HERE user

It's 40, about the same as a DS game. It's pretty alright and as far as I know you don't need to spend money to get things since loot boxes will drop random cosmetics and you get one each level. It's an alright multiplayer game and my only real beef with it is multiple copies of the same hero on a team is a pain in the ass, and the PotG is complete bullshit most of the time.

The $40 version is download-only I believe.

Who? A bunch of nobodies? Are you really such a weak-willed faggot that you can't have your own opinions and need them affirmed?

But user, if I play Cisquisition, which I can't because I'm trans, then I can't trigger your autism and frustrate you.

Go shill this shit somewhere else

I'm just saying this place is no different than other sites when it comes to vidya opinions

multiplayer only, no private servers, no LAN, no mod support, everything must be done through Battle.net, and theres only 6vs6 and 4 modes right now. unless pirates figure out something or Blizzard decides to let people set up private servers, the game will die when Blizzard shuts down the servers. considering Blizzard's attitude about private servers in the past, they probably won't want to support them. so no, it isn't even worth buying.

Except you're not allowed to dislike things on other sites.

fuck it then

Are you actually retarded?

Except here you can actually have a differing opinion, unlike Reddit.
If you have a contrary opinion here, you'll get a few replies calling you a faggot.
If you have a contrary opinion on Reddit, your opinion will be silenced under a mountain of downvotes. Only good goyim may apply.

well it probably helps that a lot of reddit came with us during the heyday of gamergate


its true, it doesnt mean much if you dont make a big deal out of it. a lot of anons expressed concern with IDs at first too, but the majority of the time people will take your posts as they are.

You know, I actually don't mind having a single thread to talk about the game.
Except the OP image could actually be about the game, instead of the personnal opinion of whatever Mod made the thread.

And all the derail attempts were deleted, of course.
Because it's one thing to talk shit about the game, that's still feedback and talking about the main topic. But having a discussion about which chan has the best Holla Forums? That's the most blatant attempt at derailing the discussion that I've ever seen…

If this is the kind of moderation this thread is gonna have, might as well let people make new ones since there's clearly a group of people that want an Overwatch thread to talk about meta/v/ and people that want an Overwatch thread to talk about Overwatch.


Bullshit. You can have your differing opinion but you certainly can't post it much like Reddit.

You'll get your thread derailed and spammed until the bump\image limit, forcing you to make a new one. And after a few times, the mods will consider you are a marketer for making so many threads (nevermind the fact you were forced to make multiple because of the spammers) and start deleting them.

If you have a contrary opinion on Reddit, people can still click the little link to see it and most do because "it's funny to read what that stupid faggot said". Downvoting increases the likelyhood someone will read your reply, that's how stupid Reddit is. Just check how many downvoted comments still have replies to them.

Now check Holla Forums, where having a contrary opinion get's you labeled as shill, Xcuck, and gives you a personal army of salty fucks hellbent on shitposting, derailing and making sure your thread hits the bump limit as fast as possible, deleting not just one or two posts but your entire thread from the catalog.

Every single post derailing this thread, every single "yer a shill, harry!" post here, all the posts adressing shit that's been adressed before (and the posters know this very well), all of them just prove how bad this place really is. It's a stupid cyclical thread for all the faggots that like the stupid game. And yet it's acting as a container to the salty fucks that want to shitpost about the game.
It was a thread made for the latter, not the first. And you're all too stupid to see it. The mods don't want to keep all the possible Overwatch players talking in just one thread, they want to keep everyone that would shitpost about the game contained in one thread.

You are the actual problem and this thread was the solution the mods came up with and you're so stupid you're still convinced it's to contain the shills, not the shitpost.
Remenber Fallout4? Sure was great having half the fucking catalog dedicated to just one game that nobody liked! Sure all that shitpost worked wonders to prevent people from buying it! Sure improved the board quality, all the Boston Tea Party! Sure the mods though it was hilarious as fuck, which is why they also made a sticky cyclical thread for that instead!

I'm in the same boat here user. The absolute worst thing coming from this is "autism acceptance". It's just such a shitty ass-backwards retarded idea.
Do we have cancer acceptance? How about HIV acceptance?
Autism is a shit condition that makes the lives of the autist and the lives of everyone around him horrible.

Both my parents and myself are constantly depressed because of my brother. For a while I'm lucky because I can go to college and get away from it, but after my parents are gone my life is going to turn to total shit for taking care of my brother.

I also don't get the stupid anons that legitimately think shitposters are autistic. There are about 0 autistic people who post on half/fullchan in full coherent sentences. If you're able to make a post on an imageboard you're definitely not autistic. You could be socially awkward, stupid, obsessive compulsive, but those are all just shitty personality traits not an irreversible mental condition.

Fuck Blizzard for trying to "normalize autism" by lying and saying Symmetra is autistic when she obviously isn't.

I'm getting 404s when trying to open the images. What were they?

Why would you do this? He's been shitposting for days. Just ignore him and his autism user.

Everything you say falls apart when you realize this thread is cyclical and you can just hide shiposters by ID.

That's not everything I said, so you're already wrong 3 words in your post.
And since cyclical threads are exceptions, you might as well say "you're right, except for exceptions".

Get some reading comprehension, pal.
Downvoted posts are like spoilers. People will still click to see them because of their inherent curiosity. They have no way to know if it's a waste of their time or something highly offensive since just about anything is downvoted anyway.

How do you think those posts keep getting downvotes or replys? Because someone sees it hidden, clicks on it, personnaly disagrees, downvotes and posts a reply calling the guy an idiot. But he still read the whole thing, while many other non-hidden posts are just scrolled by.

That is a nice post. If it were more general and less topical, it would be worth saving.

But it pretty much explains why this place lacks good discussion anymore.

Also the shill thing has gotten out of hand. This place is almost unusable these days for actual discussion of games, especially recently released ones. "Shill, shill, shill!!!". Not only is the fear somewhat delusional on it's own, but it becomes the shitpost they claim everything else is.


Everything you say falls apart when you realize that you can just hide threads you don't like. Why do we even have a cyclical thread for this game? "I don't want a bunch of threads about it on the board!" Then you can just hide them. Hurr durr.

>>>/reddit/


Oh, its 99 again
You were on for like the first two days.
You dissapeared man, playing that shitty game of yours or masturbating to its equally shitty porn?

There's only a finite number of threads that can be up at once you dumb nigger.

Go play your "competent game" with your faggot friends with no standarts.

but fo4 is singleplayer

Did you mean to reply to someone else?

Yeah I hadn't noticed that he was here since forever.

The self-refining nature of message boards means that the topics no one wants to talk about fall off. I didn't know we were so pressed for space in the catalogue that vibrant discussion was falling off.

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Quads

I dunno, user. You seem kinda new to imageboards


Slower threads still have people posting on them that prevent those threads from even going as far as page 10.
I follow a couple of them and there's always a dedicated bumper keeping them alive.
And if your thread is deader than Timmy posting about his Triple Kill, yes it should fucking die.

Downvoted posts are like spoilers.
Some subreddits autoban you for posting in certain other subreddits and require a minimum amount of karma for you to be able to post.

If you're going to argue about what happens 'in practice' rather than what's intended, try to know what you're talking about.

Most of the early day is shitpost hour and later in the day people who actually want to talk about the game do. d3whatever and his type are probably on so reliably in a thread about a game they don't like because they're at work or some shit and have literally nothing enjoyable to do. I don't bother actually posting about the game when they're in the process of shitting it up.

Yeah I did.

So don't go to such subreddits that autoban ppl, or require karma?

The only fucking time you try for quads, you didn't saged, you stupid faggot. Why did you though you'd get anything nice?


Care to give a few examples so I can conclude how they are exceptions to the rule, not the fucking rule themselves?
Because going by your logic, all the internet is a great place, since Holla Forums has free speech.

If that was happening there would've been no need to force Overwatch and the gaggle of fuckboys dumb enough to give Blizzard money to one thread.

It feels like you're teaching reddit what was done with Fallout 4 and Doomed.
Only difference is that those died within 3 days.

Like you had a choice?


GamerGhazi or whatever the SJW subreddit was off the top of my head.
Did you break your teeth when you couldn't figure out how to use a spoon, retard?

Remember modtalk leaks? There was plenty of shit in there (like using machine learning scripts to ban "certain kinds" of users) that is telling what kind of Hotpockets run that place.

Uhh, if you're going to discuss vidya you probably post in vidya subredits, right? This other stuff (gg / feminism / sjw) is for other discussion imo, it doesn't make the whole place bad.

Okay, the game has been out for a week, what changes would you make to the game?
I would give th game more modes, KOTH, Payload and Control Points are just not enough.
As far as characters go, I would change symettras Ultimate because is a gimped Engineer who can make shit mini sentries and a teleporter that lasts just 6 uses.
Also, private servers, I dont want to wait an eternity to find a Bliz server, sometimes it can take 10 seconds, at others it can take more than a minute and a half.

You're as wrong as self-aware, which is to say, you're right.

This discussion isn't contained to one thread because of "fuckboys dumb enough to give Blizzard money", it's contained to one thread because of everyone else. All the shitposters unironically shitposting about the game, filling the catalog with threads about how much they dislike it.

Was there even a single thread about genuine fans for Fallout 4? No. There were multiple threads started just to talk shit about it, repeated ad nauseum. Some were started just to share the Todd-sama and Hodd-Toward images. For weeks before and after the game launched, half the fucking catalog was nothing but Fallout 4 threads and neither of them was even in support of the game.
The Hatewagon did exactly to the board what they said the shills were gonna do.

Now if you were a hotpocket doing it for free, how'd you solve this? How'd you reduce the shitpost to a single thread so everyone else can have the rest of their board for the 4am, deep sea, space, strategy and all other threads?
I dunno about you, but if I was a hotpocket, I'd start a single General, set it to cyclical and bait the shitposters telling them "hey, this thread is gonna be filled with shills and fanboys, come trigger them here!"
And low and behold, they are now all correled into a single thread, shitposting for days all they want without bothering anyone else.

It's actually fucking hilarious what a "genius" plan this was all along. And of course it would work because all shitposters are low effort no-brains posters that don't care were and what are they posting about, as long as they get to shitpost.

Let me make this simple for you. Fanboys aren't locked in here with you and by you. You're the one locked in here by mods, fighting a fake war that they made up so you contain all your autism to a single thread instead of shitting up other threads or the entire board.
Do you get it now? This thread was made for the shitposters, not the shills or the fanboys.

Way to miss the point, friendo.

Oh wow! Well I guess all chans are shit and full of censorship too since 4chan does it. This anedotal evidence proves that all other chans are shit as well.

Get fucked, you and you're "this exception proves this is the rule everywhere". All the subreddits that matter to the subrreditors don't have those problems and downvotes are still widely seen there.

Where the fuck did I defend the system, you inbred primate? It's a shit system from top to bottom and the entire premise of downvotes, that less people will see that comment, is false making it even more shitty. Highly voted comments are seen more often, followed closely by Hidden comments. One has the karma, the other has the curiosity, making your choices when posting limited to "highly agreed opinion" or "highly controversial opinion".

I never said this made any sense or was even good. I just told you that Hidden Comments are still seen way more often than people think, while the premise of that user was that Hidden Comments are seen by no one ever and thus it's worse than chans.

You're trying to say the site sucks because you can't post on gamergate while trying to troll on sjw subreddits, because that's the gist I got from it. Am I wrong?

I think new modes would be amazing. Blizzard has set up a pretty neat world and very likable characters. They really need to capitalize on it while people are still interested.

I think because of the way they have things set up, more PVE-style modes could be introduced. Maybe a "first to 100" mode where both sides try to kill robots that flood the map.

I think other classics need to show up, like capture the flag or reverse capture the flag. I think maybe the assassinate mode (I don't know what it's called more generally, but when you have a sort of "leader" on a team and if they die you lose).

More gamemodes would be cool. Control Points are interesting, but having them be something different every stage would be better. Points that you have to destroy while the other side has to protect, points that you have to carry to a certain location, things like that.

Having some PvE against rogue Omnics would be neat, if we got something akin to Left4Dead. But with Omnics instead of Zombies.

Or alternatively, a MannVsMachine, since Omnics are machines anyway. I feel like this would be a bit of an harsh slap to Valve, though. They might want to keep this idea for after the competitive update of TF2.

Symtras teleport is a pretty great advantage, considering the low respawn timer but long travel time. You can bring dead teammates to the battlefield faster than Lucio, making her Ulti somewhat similar to Mercy, except it's used automatically for 6 times and when it's needed.

Iris, no. I get that some people want to run games with their friends and there's Custom Match for that. But having community driven servers 24/7 that anyone can join sounds like a horrible nightmare.
It's gonna be ads and "follow my twiter\twitcher" everywhere, with texture swaps for furry\pony shit everywhere.

And worse of all, you'll join a server with a team composed of someone that has been playing since the closed beta, someone that just bought the game yesterday, someone running the game with a controller and a Friendly Reinhart.

Even if there were custom servers, I'd still run the Matchmaking. Better odds of ending with a balanced team.

Jokes on you, shitposter can shitpost outside of this thread. You can't speak about your shit game outside of this thread.

The thread was set to cyclical general for the shilling, not because of shitposters. There were MANY threads up at the time with one liners to "talk about the game" which got shut down fast by what you call "shitposters" when it was most of the time valid criticism.

However fanboys sees criticism as shitposting because you can't handle how your little game gets shat on. It makes sense that you know so much about Reddit, because you're a Redditor yourself, hence the cancer and the nonsense you spit out.

Do you get it now? This thread was because they didn't want to have more than one thread for one AAA game that would get spamed to death regardless of shitposters.
You're not welcomed here.

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Every subreddit has a vote system and the problems inherent to it are seen on every one. Not every chan has the same administration. Your analogy is shit and you're retarded.

The central point was that subreddit's system negatively fucks with discussion. what the fuck are you even arguing about if you agree?


The point was every subreddit's fucked the same way. It's just a matter of degree.

Wait…you just admitted that the shitposters can't contain themselves outside of the thread? You just agreed with him/proved him right.

The mods already explained why CTF isn't such a great idea for class based shooters, and I gotta agree with them. In TF2, a scout or a soldier that can rocketjump are mandatory for capture, while a few engineers are mandatory for defense and mandatory classes are stupid.

However, reverse CTF would be interesting, since the team still has to fight their way through the oposing one. And if there's just one "flag" to be carried, the fight will always be centered on it, which is kinda the point of most current gamemodes.

The Widowmaker short kinda pops to memory. It would be an interesting round-based mode like KOTH currently is, where a team has to take a VIP to a certain location while the oposing team has to stop them. The difference between this and payload is that the payload can be destroyed but also moved more freely.

Honestly, I'd like to see more Talon vs Overwatch gamemodes.

I didn't nigger, read again.

If he says that shitposters are contained here, it's all wrong. They can shitpost whenever and wherever they want. However the posts get deleted in this thread so special snowflakes can talk about the game without needing to spam more threads for the sake of it.

Remove this thread and you'll have a fuckload of them in the front page, this doesn't happen with other games because people are civil and keep everything in one thread. They just ignore/report shitposting and move on talking about the game.

However, since there's nothing to talk about Overwatch, they just reply to shitposting.

You just said it again, the shitposters won't contain themselves at all.

The user that you think was proven right was talking about Overwatch-related shitposters you dumb fuck. This site is full of shitposters, you seem to not understand what the term means.

Who the fuck else are we talking about?

But can you start a thread specifically to shitpost? No, you cannot. I can also show up in any thread I feel like and say "Overwatch is better than this game". We're exactly on the same boat in terms of rights, but keep deluding yourself.

During the Beta. Remenber that. And there were even more with one liners "shit game, dead in a week". What's your point?


FTFY!

Keep telling yourself this hole was made for fanboys. At the end of the day, you're here talking about a game you don't like and don't play which is way more sad and pathetic than giving 40$ for about 40 hours of fun.
The only thing mods care about is that you don't start threads just to post the same shitpost over and over again all over the catalog.


But does EVERY subbreddit require a minimum amount of karma to post?
Does EVERY subbreddit auto-ban certain words you post?
Because that's kinda what you were implying when you mentioned those details…

I'm arguing about people circlejerking about how fucking great chan discussion is in a thread that's being derailed to prevent proper discussion, started by a mod butthurt about the game, and only kept alive because it's cyclical.
I'm arguing about how everyone thinks that anonymous discussion is 100% super duper good in a board where liking anything brands you a shill and gets your thread killed by a few dedicated shitposters.

No system is perfect and while Reddit is much fucking worse, this place ain't even close to good at all because of what some people do to it.


You can go to any thread and talk negatively about Overwatch, but you can't start a thread about it.
I can go to any thread and talk positively about Overwatch, but I can't start a thread about it.
:^)

As apposed to common sense?

In can't even talk about the things I like because of this shit.

Back again? Some of us don't want to bump it retard.

Explains why you like the simpler $40 version of TF2.

Just hide the thread you fucking sperg.

And miss out on all of the fun?

You don't seem to be having fun, you're too busy complaining that you can't talk about other games because we apparently have guns to your head, keeping you in this thread, talking about a game you don't like. Rather than actually try to talk about the games you like, that you claim you want to talk about, you would rather sit in here screaming like an autistic child because people like what you don't like.

There's a difference between "properly balanced team" and "You gotta always have this specific character for this gamemode".
CTF would always end up being about a Tracer carrying the flag with a Lucio giving her a speed boost and unable to be caught by anyone else, while defense would always be a stack of Tolbjorn\Bastion\Widow.
Deviate from the meta and you can't bring the flag fast enough or properly protect yours. And strict meta kills videogames.

If nobody else but you wants to talk about the game or if there's nothing else to talk about, what did you expect? Those threads don't just die because other's are bumped, it's also because they aren't bumped themselves.

I've seen threads for games like Age of Decandence, a fairly obscure game (that I don't eve like) survive for many, many days with hundreds of posts, all because there are still people interested in talking about the game.

If you're gonna blame anything, blame the lack of interested in talking about Ace Combat, but that has nothing to do with threads about other games.

Shitposters (all of them) can go anywhere on this site and shitpost.
You are stuck here with Overwatch shitposters.
Said Overwatch shitposters also belong to the first group. They aren't "locked in here." They just need to have less threads open to find you, the targets.

cosby'd

They are locked in here. They can't start a thread to talk shit about Overwatch, they have to do it in the Designated Thread.
You might say "Oh, but if they want to shitpost about something else, they can do it somewhere else", but Overwatch is the current hatred of the month and why would you start a thread to shitpost about some other game when there's this cool new thing that's hip to hate?

Anyone can also go on this site and post anything they want, it's not like we are locked in this thread either. Really failing to your point here.

So why exactly are Blizzard delaying Competitive play until mid-late July now?

I mean did they realize they didn't think it through all the way and now have to start from scratch again? Or are they trying to make it more like CS:GO?

It just seems bizarre

They had to rush the game out to destroy Battleborn, before moving to develop their own game. It sounds fucked up but it's very strong tactic, looks at how many players are playing Battleborn atm, less than Borderlands 2. All those OW trolls on BB forums during BB beta helped destroy it a little bit.

At least Blizzard actually listened to people and are willing to fix it. BB's problem was that it had horrible marketing, Randy lying and hyping up shit yet again and having Anthony Burch and his sister involved.

Still seems weird that it's gonna take around two months just to make competitive play. TF2's is coming out soon, and this could hurt Overwatch

Like, one part of one post you cherry picking faggot. Fucking shill threads shouldn't have more posts than actual quality vidya it's a reflection on board quality overall.
Hey newfag, people like shitting on terrible games and learning the extent of the damage.
That's what multiple tabs are for, if you seriously think I'm only coming to this thread than you're dumber than I thought. Some of us aren't reliant on posting in generals either.

Overwatch is a shit game, plain and simple. If you think I'm a fucking problem for saying that, than prove me wrong.

It just means your teammates are smart and know how to play the game retard.
Then again, this is a 6v6 type of game, so there's not even enough variety to have the proper team balance anyway.

Either making some changes to their matchmaking\ranking system, or more likely giving people some time to learn how to play the game first.
It would be kinda embarassing to have a ranked mode where almost nobody really knows much about the game.

And even worse, there are competitive teams that have been playing since the closed beta and already have lots of practice. Gotta give some time to the regular pleb to get somewhat near their level, at least.


There really was no need for that, considering the Open Beta happened at the same time Battleborn launched.
That alone was enough to reck the game, there was no need for Ranked just to do that.

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Yet you're still here complaining instead of talking about the games you supposedly like. The one thread on the board for the game and you can't leave it alone. Don't kid yourself, you're not "shitting on" anything. You're having a temper tantrum.

You're doing it again.
Fucking illiterate.

Projecting.

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I love playing with streamers because you can watch them get mad when you shit all over them. Beat one pretty badly in Rivals of Aether a while back and he had a fit about how cheap I was or something like that. It was funny.

this game is going to give me an aneurysm.

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The problem seems to be solo que, you get very bad teamates when going solo. Having even 1 friend with you in the group seems to help a lot in finding better team to play with.

I don't have any friends that play it unfortunately.

Really, Blizzard?

Are you guys NA? Would you want to team up?

I had to play a match today where there was two widow makers being deathly afraid to push the payload or touch any objective.

I wish more people learned to play Winston to give the hot monkey dick to Widows on attack.

.>>9528608
I play Dva to deal with widow makers, the shift can shove them into corners and the E stops their assault rifle rounds or shitty attempts to versatile snipe you.

It's kid-friendly tf2, what did you expect?

I can't believe you had to actually explain it.
Neither I can believe that you're actually explaining it to them.


You're a delusional redditor. Shitposters doesnt come to shit only on the game, or just to spout "shill" they come for you.

also those butts look terrible

Why finish the game properly when enough blizzcucks will buy it anyway, while defending it to death.
Par it with the pr budget and you have your answer.

Most people can learn how to do something using a tool overtime if just left with a tool, but having a mentor constantly correct your flaws, and teach concepts, structures, or ideas behind the tool is priceless.

I can't believe such a simple idea never crossed his mind of even just taking part time classes, and not even bother with going for a degree.

But then again I heard the story of how he spent upwards of three grand not getting a driver's license.

damn…

What do you expect from an autistic porn artist that got lucky?

You go right ahead and start a thread shittalking Overwatch, then come here and tell me how long it took to be locker by a moderator.
Them tell me how this thread was made for the shills, not for the shitposters.

So it's people that visit Holla Forums but don't want to talk about videogames, just to shitpost and make people mad? Remind me again why shouldn't they be banned and have all their posts deleted?

How does that even work? Did he crash a car or something?

Did you even look at the OP?

lucky or just appeasing the lowest common denominator of kids and autistics who can't get past sad panda

Do you think people only go to one fucking thread at a time? You're not only new, but retarded.

You can't make any overwatch thread, period. Not for shitposting, not for shilling/talking about it. Yet on this very thread, shitposting is getting deleted instead of just letting it rot.

Yet you keep saying "This is a containtment for the shitposting".

You'll be better in Reddit instead of Holla Forums, just leave for your own sake.


He's a fucking retard and a Redditor. No wonder he plays Overwatch. The fuck were you expecting from cancer?

Helden sterben nicht!

FUCKING REAPER YOU USELESS SACK OF SHIT

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You… You really don't see just exactly what kind of people that image atracts? You're really this easily fooled?
Well, I guess that explains why you are here… This thread was made for you, after all.


I wish. Shitposting is allowed and even encouraged by the mods as long as it's contained to this thread.

Nigger, it doesn't matter whether I say it or not, that's how things are. With Fallout 4, there wasn't a massive spam of shilling threads for the game, there was instead a massive spam of shitting threads for the game. This cyclical thread is the moderation answer to that problem, so we don't have 20+ threads all starting with ">20 tick rate ASSFAGGOTS" or ironic "I hope you all bought your Originis Edition!"

If this was for actual discussion of the game, the shitpost would be deleted and the OP image would actually be the logo of the game.
It's a bait thread to atract shitposters that think they are gonna trigger some blizzard fans or shills.

I saw what you posted user, its okay I understand why you deleted it.

There are people here that ignore everything and just actually play the game. I wouldn't mind playing with you and im sure others would like too as well.

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Oh never-mind, just for some reason the thread would not display the post for a solid 2 minutes.

Can we set up a group for this game someway? Like a google doc with peoples battletags or something? Or even just a steam group to go through to find people?

I have no friends and need people to play with

fucking I swear that first one didn't post when i checked like 5 minutes ago fix this shit site

I'd like to play with people here, but I don't want to play with a bunch of faggots. I want to play with people who act like human beings.

Considering that the most faggy posts have come from people conspiring about it, and the other ones are mildly enjoying the game, I wouldn't worry about that. this is Holla Forums we are talking about though

I am a human being, but I don't like to use my microphone.

Good fucking luck finding someone like that on a chan.

would a google doc be acceptable for sharing battle tags? I've never started this sort of thing before be gentle
docs.google.com/document/d/1KzLkjYenkrJw2gDzq7pzn3tR4zCf711AILIlWDwHzKs/edit?usp=sharing

define human being

four arms
four legs

WAIT A MINUTE

I don't think its a good idea right now seeing as a majority of the people who post in this thread hate the fucking game and will probably go out of their way to make everyone who has fun with it miserable.

I'm not sure if I'm willing to share my battle tag with internet hate machine, some people who post on these sites are crazy, i can tell from the number of shitposts some people here post when they could just hide a thread they don't like.

Go back to where you came from

i'ma ust delete it then, maybe in a couple weeks we'll get an actual general and not just a containment thread.

You think people who hate the game will own ANY other game on battlenet?

I mean yeah you might find the errant SC2 player but let's be reasonable.

No but im thinking of somebody trying to guess the password to my battlenet account for a week straight until they get it right.

fuck off Moshie

the worst
I haven't, and the butthurt is great. Somehow i've always been lucky with dodging bans

please kill yourself
/vp/ is decent but i am not going back to that shithole 4chan

Holla Forums is garbage, Mark ruined it with his faggotry


capture the flag would be nice, and yes Symettra is needs some kind of buff. I cant tell you how painful two of them coordinating together is.

likely for balancing and tweaking matchmaking

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sure Flippy#1804

I really don't understand how people still have passwords with full words in them. It's 2016, people.

So, looks like McCree might get dialed back, and D.Va might get dialed..well, forward.

archive.is/HnKTO

Most of the people that post in this thread don't own the game, its just shitposters and angry pirate fags.

I'm lazy and a piece of shit.

yeah how about no

>Junkrat will never be changed

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..Good? I don't want him to be changed.

I would just make her ult quicker, its very easy to avoid the self destruct even if you preemptive it.

Right now it just serves as a area denial for like a split second that may help on cp or koth maps.

He's the only one that bothers me. He's not OP, but I feel like I can play around everybody but him.

Pharah is his direct counter.

Plus anyone who can get close, since his bombs take a while to go off.
He's made for bullying people who stack on Reinhardt and that's about it.

pharah is pretty stronk

It's not like he really needs to be changed. He's frustrating but that's his role and he's hardly unbalanced


Don't they explode on contact with an enemy though?

Dodging his bombs is one deal that isn't hard if you're not right in his face, but you should also be looking out for his traps. If you know a junkrat is around and are advancing on him, look for the teeth in the floor that show his bear trap. When I play him, less than a quarter of the traps I put down ever get destroyed because people just ignorantly keep walking forward and assume i'm not prepared to be flanked.

Fan definitely needs a hit to its damage or rate of fire or something, it's retarded that it's more effective at every range but ultra long to fan instead of shooting normally. Dva I think just needs to lose the slowdown while shooting, she already walks pretty slow and if she can just keep moving at somewhat the same speed as the people she's shooting at her damage would stay fine instead of dropping to nil as they back up.

Completely retarded unless they're going to increase the Fan the hammer spread. That shit is too effective at too great a range.

Jesus Christ

Thank you forum whiners.

user, Senran Kagura has been shilled on this board by xseed employees for a year now.

Also, they don't want her to be an assassin?
What did they expect from a mech with a jet module and shotguns?

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Jesus Christ

You sure about that? I saw a gif where every complaint about bastion was met with a "switch to genji. Switching to counter is a big part of the game"

Genji does shit on Bastion pretty hard

Well, not all bastions are going to spray m1 once genji pops his E, what then?

Dash through them and shuriken their butt

More than that actually, but those games arent multiplayer only and arent developed by kikes

and the moment you do that without E, bastion will spam you his m1

Sucks to be you I guess

You E untill he stops shooting and then dash before he fires again

Junkrat and Zarya work well against bastion too since they don't need to step into his line of sight to hit him.
Snipers can take him as well. Bastion really isn't that difficult to counter


It's one thread, just filter it if people talking about a video game triggers you so much

Who has the sexiest body among the girls? and among the guys?

remember to vote, im not gonna stop this until my favorite girl is on top.
poal.me/k8qrfu
poal.me/xspwe8

D.Va and Mercy are top tier, but the dwarf is fuggin Mercy so its just D.Va

They are all shit tier

I've been getting this really annoying bug the last few days where the game just doesn't load character models or UI elements for whatever reason and I have to play for like a minute unable to see any teammates or enemies before it realizes shit's supposed to be there, anyone else having similar issues?

Why don't you kill yourself? It's not like your existence really matters even to yourself.

Yeah, I just sit in the lobby for like a minute and half and that fixes my issues. Its like that every-time I start up, and noticed the issue carries into match making.

Fix it by uninstalling the game, permanently.


Do it yourself

Why? I'm just giving you a healthy advice.

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To be fair there's a picture of an ingame newspaper clip where the writer talks about an anachronistically dressed cowboy vigilante.
So he really is like Ocelot in the sense that they're both cosplaying spaghetti western fanboys.

Western's haven't been popular in a long time, user. Most of those characters are just the name now. I've certainly heard Billy the Kid before, but I sure don't know his history.
Much like how everyone knows there's a cowboy movie called "the good, the bad and the ugly" but almost nobody knows the plot or the characters".

kek

are your friends

Get off this fucking board already you underage faggots

Wait the dwarf is fucking her???

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What.

i was talking with friends about it nigga. im too poor to buy vidya m8.

There's a photo of them hanging out in costumes on halloween, so that constitutes "they're fucking" I guess.

Yes, and? Billy the Kid was an actual person, not a fictional one.

This movie right here:

A lot of people have heard about it before, but the most notable thing they know is that Clint Eastwood is in it. This is the default for westerns and cowboy stories, people just know a few of the names involved, not the story or who the cowboys are.
Makes you think, uh?


Taking a photo together with a girl constitutes 5th base for a Holla Forumsirgin.

I don't think you realize how little is taught about the development of the untamed west in schools, even a decade ago. Much less villainous figures.

All I know is I know about him from my childhood, and I'm not even a burger. No idea why I know about him. But it sounds to me like user's friends have a severe case of the rare "underageb&" disease scientists have been abuzz about.

Stop, I don't want to hear about normalfags anymore.

I dunno, Tarantino keeps trying to bring back westerns.

Some of his movies are either hit and miss but he stays loyal to the time period that's for sure.

how horrifying


django has a ton of timeline inconsistencies with the technology in it, but it still has the feel of a western at least

haven't seen hateful 8 yet but i hear its alright, he also had a part in sukiyaki western django which was fun

youtube.com/watch?v=lPdMDxh5ylc&index=10&list=PLmYc9gG3yj8QR9ea6_pTeS5oZJhf8Ffiw music is gold

Hateful 8 isn't his greatest movie but its the most western thing you will watch in 2016.

Hateful 8 was pretty good

I thought Hateful 8 was his best movie up until the intermission, and then it got downgraded to just pretty good. He's got some pretty masterful character and tension building going on but then he just kind of bungles the climax.

this thread is now about italian films altadefinizione.club/amore-a-prima-vista/

No we're still talking about western films

what about bone tomahawk?

It was cool but I'm still miffed American and World history took their sweet time up to the end of WWII and then breezed through the next seventy years in a single unit


That's because after the intermission you're reminded you're watching a Tarantino movie. I thouroughly enjoyed the movie but he's gotten predictable with final act bloodbaths

Throat whistling cannibals, I don't know if that was a real thing but I consider that more of a horror movie than a dedicated western.

You'd get bored out of it pretty fast. America has less than 500 years of history and it's still quite a lot.
Many european countrys have history for 1000 years at least, some even more than that. And we have to learn all of it about our country and a bit more about surrounding ones. And all that ancient history about egypt and rome and the like.
there's barely any time for all of that and you can easily go a single class just to mention 5 generations of monarchs..

So we can talk about italian movies, yes?

I mean ancient rome, back when sodomy was a national sport. Does that still apply?

how long till shit/pol/ters show up and cry about the movie being cuck propaganda?

tarantino wants to be a soul brother so bad, but lets not bring this thread into another complete shitshow

>implying /pol9k/ watches anything that's not nazi propaganda

8 minutes tops

It was fun playing with you guys, even though I hate each and every one of you

gotta hold that T rating i guess

It is true that Tarantino desperately wishes he were black.

Every white person does

Anyone want to play with me?
SniPuRGuRL #1540
for fun no srs

Wow, can't believe my pro overwatch posts got deleted. All of them, while the anti overwatch trolls don't get their posts deleted. This board really is rulecuck hell.

meanwhile in australia, public hangings.

Why you gotta make it so obvious…

I kinda like it. It's kinda endearing how bad the writing is with the super cheesy action scenes.

The old guy looks like Grey(?) from tf2

Wew lad

Grey Mann? Kind of backwards then as he hired them to blow up his own robots.

Maybe you do but I like being white

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it could be a lot damn better, they dial back too much with these characters

the hanzo/genji cinematic was a mistake, no fun allowed compared to the other big ones they've shown off

roadhog did nothing wrong

Ass flustered shills and kikes?
By what? Literally what is there to be fooled by? They put that there for a reason you goon, and it proves you wrong on the purpose of this threads creation.
Feels good, cry me a river.

Some of us aren't cuckolds that hates ourselves user.

Are we still doing the google doc with account tags?

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The fuck is with the ponies? How did this cartoon fetish get so out of hand?

autism knows no boundries

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OH boy, is there a character these faggots haven't touched?

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Yep, but it's totally ok when it's just anime or Pokemon amirite?
Crossover art is overwhelmingly terrible though.

I think you need to check what a crossover is.
Regardless, what's wrong with the Pokemon ones?

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Think the guy who wanted to do it took it down because he didn't want the autistic shitposters to fuck with it or something.


It's the extremity of it. They're both autistic but pony stuff is just top tier autism.

What's with that bunny thing? I swear I've seen a lot of it lately.

Why are bronies still a thing?

the bunny's from the new furry movie

the tracer cat is less autistic than normal tracer
OY LAV ITS FANNY MEEM TIME!

the only time i've laughed at tracer is when she mocks reapers voice when she kills him

they dialed everyone back too much, whereas they went overboard with her, creating the british equivalent of a leprechaun

why is is anything still a thing
WHY DO WE EVEN LIVE
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER

?????????????????????????????????????

Are you familiar with the term "equivalent" ?

How is this going over your head?

You're just pretending to be retarded right?

Right?

dude

I could ask you the same thing
Use your head. This isn't difficult.

its a bit late for what i want, i like the game at its core but the things i want would be a lot of work. i dont like 6v6 i want more players but that could get really hectic with more ults flying around or 12 people saving their ults for a push. id like longer maps with more objectives, i would tweak overtime mechanics so you cant just tap it, ults should go even though they can be cool (rip tire wouldnt work as a regular ability and it is pretty damn cool) and definitely make some characters who are otherwise mediocre work, perhaps they would need something to compensate. in my opinion, mcree and soldier dont need their ults while tracer kind of does, as an example.
ults have weird interactions in that stacking tanks can mean lots of ults for the enemy team, but then you throw reinhardt into the mix where you cant build ult off his shield.
USER HOSTED SERVERS
with mods, custom maps and rules
i cant stress how important that is to the life span of an fps.
i fucking hate the tweaked 50% win/loss matchmaking, but i guess with custom servers it wouldnt be a huge deal
really i just want to relive the heyday of tf2, but with gimmicky characters

Reread the post in question. Read it very carefully.

Americans dont learn geography at school

We are this retarded yes

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imagine if they let us do our own sprays

It would be 99% porn and furry shit and furry porn and people would quickly be asking for settings to disable user created sprays.

Go buy the loot crates goy

the solution would be playing in your own babby server but they aint got that

yeah wouldnt that be fun?

oh god

as if some of the fan art for this game isn't vile enough already

I swear to fuck that the quality of players in this shit is F2P levels of quality. How the fuck is this even possible?

because instead of putting all the skilled players in their own matches it does something more sinister

sounds like mmr is working fine :^)

frick off

I could get gud but I'm going back to fighting games, shit doesn't feel right. Shit looks fun though if you do get gud.

hey if it's not your thing that's not wrong, plenty of fighting games coming out right now to play instead anyways

Holy shit guys, I figured out how to consistently win every match

The fuck were you expecting for a casual Blizzard game?
We've been saying since the beginning that a price tag won't stop the cancer from playing the shit game. But you guys are fucking delusional "oh no, it will push kids and BRs away".

well i dont think ive run in to any brazileans theyre too busy gangraping things and people

Say that to my face in Rio not online blanco and see what happens

it works on BRs, kids not so much

topkek

Aussies are completely fucked when it comes to game prices, what else is new.

Shout outs to all the retards who whine that there's no healer but will never switch to one themselves.

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Previous blizzard games were fair

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digital distribution was supposed to save them from this shit. but retailer jews cried about it.
jews will not allow themselves to be made obsolete

my favorite mercies are the ones who charge through the enemies front lines with genji winston and tracer

Ausfags can buy off the Taiwanese store for 55aud.

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which to be fair is kind of his job, granted its hard to be good at it

he should know where the health packs are

FRESH TORRENT
mega.co.nz/#F!4AphAawQ!LC4e2R5PSGhLgMKfQnFBbw

Oh I know that's his job, I just find it funny that he thinks the healer should be following him around while leaving the rest of the team unprotected.

Thanks Overwatch.

Rate my first quintuple kill
The synergy is just right

I've managed to fucking carry everyone by just playing Zarya, Tracer, Reaper, and Pharah

When it's defense if I'm not Zarya, I'm Mei or Bastion. I just waste people's time as much as I possibly can with Mei and her ice wall.

I realized that since EVERYONE is so shit, I can take advantage of that. I think one of my more recent matches with reaper had me ending with 46 eliminations.

Friend and I go Zarya and Hanzo. The black hole dragon is fucking ridiculous.

Tracer is fun as fuck. Nobody seems to want to check behind them every now and again so I can zip back there, wack their healer, and drop a bomb on their tank before zipping back out

Zarya's ultimate is pretty darn OP if it gets a good bunch of people inside, that's why I play Reaper, I can just wraith form out of there while my team gets wiped and later on I wipe their team from the payload or point with a perfectly timed Death blossom

Successful ad campaign.

Please learn to render videos

But yeah, I bet the ult felt good. Zarya main and I love setting people up.

They seep out from time to time and shit up other threads which is obvious because it happens when this thread is goes beyond page 5

I hate Mcree, Pharah, and Widow, they take the least skill in the game to play and they're extremely effective because of it.

You should go pro user

I'll give you McCree with his flashbang but those others are easily countered

D.Va is a former streamer.
Wich means she probably was a camwhore

She's too easy to play and rewards not being in the action too much. It takes no skill to full charge body shot people.

This is why I cant stop browsing reject/v/

The two most skill-free characters are Junkrat and Hanzo.

Fire lobbing shots in the general direction of the enemy team until you get a free play of the game from safety with your Q. It's the height of tedium.

It's like TF2 all over again

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like this?

The range on Junkrat's bomb is pretty insane. I can usually get away from Hanzo's dragon, but Junkrat's tire bomb almost always gets me.

The only good one was Mei May.

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:D

20 tick servers
live in alaska basically have to lead miles ahead of anyone to actually get a hit.
this is like fucking torture to fucking play if im not playing a support.

==REMINDER TO EVERYONE IN THE THREAD THAT THE REFUND PERIOD IS 30 DAYS== if you still like the game by then, it is probably for you and if not then simply refund it.

30 days? damn even if you're having fun you could get burned out within that time and get yo money back

i beat you could leapfrog refunds if you don't care about saving your skins and stuff and play forever

I had $10 on my battle net account for some reason? I think it was from years ago when Diablo 3 still had the auctionhouse and I sold shit on it
so I purchased some boxes just out of curiosity because its not like actual money or anything

not really much good outside the first 2 boxes

Out of curiosity, wasn't D3 a bad game? Aren't games like Path of Exile or Grim Dawn just better?

btw im a girl

not a bad one, the rest is nothing special
least you didn't spend realbux on it


not him, but i played a console version of d3 with a friend for couch co-op and fell asleep while playing it. its pretty dull

Diablo 3 was bloody terrible at launch
wasnt untill a few patches ago I would say it is ok now, I like it as it is now more than PoE

yea I have to assume the money came from Diablo 3 because I have no idea how I woulda had anything on that account

It was bad.
It also shit on D2.
It wasn't made by the same people.
The new people shit on the old people.
You could write a book on all the shit D3 fucked up.

Somehow furries and 2d gook cartoon jailbait is okay doe right?
Before you answer this isnt cuckchan and /a/ isnt even in the top 10 boards. Muh weeb culture isnt even a thing here.

So is there actual discussion in this thread or is it just circlejerking about how its bad and everyone who likes it is getting paid?

I mean, the games actually pretty fun coming from someone who played TF2 since 2007

We talk about wild west movies making comeback and some good italian movies too altadefinizione.club/amore-a-prima-vista/ , but yeah there's genuine like for OW too

There's been a little here and there but unfortunately shitpost circlejerking is like the #1 pastime of Holla Forums.

The second.

PLenty of discussion., Just filter the faggots.

Underrated post and trips

how much does your internet cost when your milk is already $10 a gallon you inuit

Wow that's really generous.


Once you filter the shitposters, it's pretty decent.


What is this called? Where someone tries to bring up something else irrelevant to the point of discussion?

I'm surprised people on Holla Forums are playing it and presumably bought it.

Blizzard is still one of the most hated people out there right?

Were the rumors true that this was at some point the legendary Project Titan with the pve parts scrapped?

The shilling is real, commercials on cable and ESPN ever 24 hours. They're trying to get the CoD audience and finally letting them have colors again.


Seems like they added most of the stuff that was missing in RoS except PVP I think. I had my friends pressure me for well over a year to buy RoS and get into the shit I just always wondered why I would pay to go back when Path is free. Saw a rank 1 video from quin the other day for their rift bs and it's just cheesy.

That 'rumor' was confirmed like last year user

I always wondered why marketing budget was so high when I'm barely exposed to commercials. Do major american cable channels show video game commercials often/

There are near 3000 people on this board user, I'm sure a few of them buy shit games.

The big ones. Infinite had a ton, definitely some halo games have had them, a surprising amount of mobile game commercials now a days. Also Uncharted and Last of Us.

It's how they get the normalfag audience but it might be getting harder as they're moving from cable. But dudebros will always need their sports coverage.

I don't give a shit about this game, but can someone post that webm of a girl in blue/pink getting fucked?

What fucking bothers me is that a fucking mobile game company has the fucking money to hire Arnold. I mean for fucks sake how do they have the millions to hire him for their shitty game?

Clash of Clans has had a television marketing campaign spanning years.

iirc major games like seven knights make 200+ million profit

Do the math.

The fact that people pay that much money on stupid bullshit doesn't make me mad, the fact that I can't get a job when retarded niggers that play mobile games have jobs is what in-fucking-furiates me.

Video games! :^)

Their budget is much more concentrated into marketing though. I'm assuming their servers and asset creation is a lot less than a Soul's game and they know if they spend it on getting people playing they're gonna get whales sending them cc info.


This. heard some lady talking about this Blue Apron service that delivers you parceled out food, and a recipe so you can cook for yourself easy mode and contrasting it with a new similar service she tried. This lady has a doctor in education probably learning about non-confrontational use of ebonics in the class room and a slew of degrees from reputable universities. But perform basic cooking.


Yeah, I get that, but damn. Almost the entire AAA gaming business is dead to me at this point. I have this cautious optimism for square though but I know they're going to shit the bed at the same time. XV is schrodinger's shit-flop.

What is Clash of Clans even about?
I see ads for it all the time.

I am convinced that the world is not worth saving.
When is everyone going to nuke everything?
This world isn't worth the work of keeping it going.

I don't know how anyone gets good at playing Tracer, it's not like you can learn anything when you effectively can't even play the game.

Try not playing a shit game. That fixes most of those problems. Other than paying for a shit game that is.

And you people wonder why there's been an industry shift.

Because retards have more money than sense?

$174.99 a month for
1gig down and 50 up
750 gig usage

and cheapest one is $59.99 a month for 10 down and 1 up 40gig useage

Wow.


Not sure what to tell you. Tracer is one of the best heros right now. Maybe be more proactive and not try to react teleport?

ment for

what the fuck

Aren't there military bases and shit, why doesn't your government try to piggy bank or some shit.

Or draw lines from Canada or something.

IDK TBH fam.

the black maintenance guys at work used to be really into it. sounds like buy stuff and send it off to siege other motherfuckers and set up defenses. I'm not sure how active it is as far as the gameplay goes or if it is just menu management. You can also join Clans, not sure the point, but I guess it's so you can play with friends or pretend to have friends.

All I know is one day I went into the breakroom for lunch and I could sense Adrian and Earl were tense as all fuck. Earl was pissed off his shit got wreckt and was gon quit dawg fo'real this time I'm done with this weak shit.

Adrian looked at him and handed him his phone off the table and said Earl, we wuz kaangz, nigguh, it's time to ride.

That display of pure niggerdom was pretty inspirational.

Just guessing but Alaskans don't pay much tax to the state at all. There's not much of a tax base there and it's huge and mostly inhospitable so I'm guessing public works there is kind of nil.

Not even close. They are pretty far down the list, after EA, Ubisoft, Bethesda, Valve, Nintendo (esp of America), probably even Capcom with their pachinko bullshit.

In all honesty, actiblizz is probably one of the best large companies in gaming. Not that that makes them good, it's just that there are so many who are so much worse.

Also
I know this is legally accurate, but still don't fucking do it.

excuse me, it's konami turning everything into pachinko (right?) I get the two confused for some reason.

archive.is/ppWvW


Check out this Blizzcuck

Name a BIG gaming corp that's better.

Seriously. I can't even think of one.

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You fucked up kike

You make it sound like he loves Blizzard

I put it twice for you just in case you had a hard time noticing it

Paid mods
Censor everything

Both are a million times worse.

How is blizzard better than any other company?

I guess they didn't buy other IPs to shit on and just shit on their own, guess there's that.

The fact that you felt the need to defend him tells all I need to know about you.

I know you're just trolling while I'm eating breakfast, but I'm genuinely interested as to why you're so upset at this game/company

Grow the fuck up faggot

Man you sure told me. I'm going to go cry now while fapping to my waifu!!!!!

Grow up you pathetic man child, get a non failure hobby

Go back to where you came from
>>>/reddit/
-Shit eating cocksucking fanbase
-Awful always online games pandered to people who dont play games
-Created the cancerous Esport scene
-Helped normalfags get into the hobby and ruined MMOs forever with WoW and its social bullshit that was Facebook and mobile games before they existed
-Took a massive shit on their beloved IPs
-Fucked content creators in the ass countless times
-Outright lies (Diablo 3 wouldnt work without DRM goy)
-They are part of Activision
They are pure cancer an have been for 10 fucking years


Wrong thread newfag

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lmao

Waste of times like video games aren't a hobby.

By not being worse.

Pay to win out the ass, games sold in tiny DLC fragments, censorship, bugs to the point of unplayability… just to name a few of the sins that make all of these companies worse.

Activision does a bit of the P2W I guess. Mostly they just shit out carbon copy casual crap. Blizzard's half of that may be trying as hard as they can to appeal to casuals, but if that's their greatest sin they may as well be saints.

Oh yeah so good

Dont forget it taking like a year of nonstop play to get whats in hots atm

And them makin the fake cards retards paid real money for worthless even ingame

Read my post again. Its not that hard to understand

guess you have a point, the RMAH was shit. Not quite "paid mods" tier shit, hell, not even "korean MMO" tier, but still pretty bad.

PoE still managed to be an even worse game though.


If you play hearthstone you deserve everything you've got coming to you. I don't even know how HOTS operates and I prefer to keep it that way. Head in the sand I guess.

Still, good points on how bad Blizzard is. It's still less-bad than every other freaking company bigger than CDPR, but thanks for reminding me how bad the industry is.

I think Diablo 3 is one of the best examples of why a game languishing in development is so harmful; designers start second (and third) guessing themselves, piss around with mechanics and then have to scrap things to rush something out when executives wake up.

paid mods
basically everything console based since the wii

not saying blizzard is good but at the very least they dont force you to eat shit
Steam is DRM and nintendo censors everything while making shit gimic consoles with no power and no games

Thing is, over half those things have been added to the game with RoS and patches, they took things out to sell two expansions.

wew laddeh

It failed and they removed it while Blizzard has been monetizing ingame items for years now.
Even at their worse they are still better than Blizzard aside from its community which has just as many passive agressive neckbeards.

How does this pile of shit deserve a rolling thread? You're a pile of casual faggots and SFM porn is shit.

This is some really bad bait. Apply yourself.

PoE is literally the worst Diablo (2) clone I have ever played, and I've played pretty much all of them.

Hes blatantly shilling for Blizzard

PoE looks like fucking shit but I see your point.

I bet you dislike Grim Dawn and Titan Quest as well

Enjoy your rifts, bounties, 90% of items being useless and no build variety.

STILL better than PoE, but I stopped playing either a long time ago.


Titan Quest was alright. Got pretty boring at times, which is the same problem with PoE (except all the time), but the abilities and builds were more fun. Especially at release before everything was nerfed.

Haven't played Grim Dawn yet, it's a bit too new for me to have gotten to I was referring more to older games. Ever heard of a game called Harbinger?

Why can't you gift overwatch?

Is the game worth it? The girls are cute as fuck.
Is the game fun?

I'm too lazy to check out the entire thread, please spoonfeed.

Buy me a copy and I'll review it for you

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is fucking Skynet monitoring this man?

No


Never heard of it, looks pretty unique, Ill give it a try.
Thanks user

I find it really hard to believe that.

Considering that means he spent $40 four times, he must be desperate

The greatest of goys.

wew it's fucking nothing. I'm sure the hacker was honest too and dindu nuffin wrong on the other 3 purchases too :^)

kotaku apparently lists dva as the most powerful character in the game, thats how you know shes the worst

Cheats downright improve games


Every girl is worse girl in this game

still up to no good?

Dark times.

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so Holla Forums what is your soundtrack of choice for this game?
Last time I played I just listened to an hour "You're Hurting Me Baby"

Think I might just put together a nice vaporwave mix or find one on youtube already.

i wish lucio actually played music the entire time instead of a soundbyte that lasted for a few seconds

Go listen to real music

The game is fun, but if you enjoy it you're a shill, so watch out

They were probably too stupid to get out of her ult. I have to admit that it took me a few times to figure out that you run for some flimsy cover instead of distance on that.

oh i forgot to mention soldier is at the very bottom of their tier list

yeah soldier totally sucks…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Well if they played him anything like the guy who played nudoom…

im sorry, NoA seems to have butchered your post
what?

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W-what?

So guys, Blizzard has made a rather successful multiplayer game. It has a simple format and premise for play.

Who do you think is the first that is going to try to jump in and hope to siphon off that game's popularity?

I'm going to say it will be EA and it will be done with a Star Wars license.

wasnt this one of many games taking a jab at jumping on the tf2 downswing?

EA had their chance to make their Battlefront a great game, but they were too greedy, the season pass costs 50-60 USD and is "requirement" if you want to play with other players in all maps. I bet we "smart" users could get it for cheaper @ g2a and whatever, but it's scummery of the toppest keks, I wouldn't touch that shit.

Explains it much better.

thx dad

Shitters and "competitive" players need to leave my game.


Blizzard has done what they've been doing - jumping into heavily saturated scenes with a new game that streamlines the experience while making it somehow much more enjoyable than the others.

EA is going to be the first to follow if only because everyone else tried to follow Blizzard's simplified formula in the past, and EA is accustomed to pushing out FPS games.

You people only read what you want to do you.
Plenty of people have pointed out the flaws of this pile of shit, you just choose to ignore this every time.

Better games, better store, more options. Paid mods aren't actually a thing, so don't worry your empty little head over it. Betheshit is probably going to try it again on their own. Reminder that Blizzard was selling microtransactions years before Volvo.
Better games, a lot more of them too, hands down better than the faggots that killed an entire genre in its infancy.

Kill yourself.

It's not that, its how they go through such lengths to track these people it's scary. What if you got fucking banned for nothing? It happens all the time in Counter-Strike thanks to fucking overwatch cunts that want to play judge. How are they tracking you like this? Battlenet man, not even fucking once.

Zarya is a fucking god in this game. Once you learn how to play her you basically never die and can shit on literally ANYONE.

She's so fucking good. I use the arctic skin because I hate that stupid pink hair.

Game's mostly alright, as long as you go into it knowing you're not getting a ton of depth. There is *some* depth, but not a whole lot. Doesn't seem too imbalanced character by character, although some team comps can feel that way. I haven't really found myself ever dying to anything in what felt an unfair way.

wew lad

Got anything to say?

not really, filter does all I need

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS BLIZZARD ESPORTS GAME YOU RETARD, GOOD JOB WASTING 40 DOLLARS, THEY'RE ABOUT TO ADD COMPETITIVE MODE, GOOD LUCK FINDING A MATCH ON CASUAL


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I'm way ahead of you, several hundred posts ahead of you.
I've been filtering the shills to keep track of them, but unlike you, I wont plug my ears and eyes and pretend you don't exist.

After several hours of playing the game mostly as tanks or healers tried Widowmaker out on two matches, using her for ~70% of the time in those. 17 and 23 kill streaks, lost one match and barely won the other. WTF is this game about.

Not raw killing. It's objective oriented.

That's why I'm the tank or healer usually. Changed to widowmaker in those because our team was getting crushed by attackers in close/midrange. I guess it's too much to expect people in pugs to try to fill out other roles though.

Yes. That is too much to ask lol.

DONKEY KONG HAS RETURNED
TO ENTERTAIN US

Pure unadulterated cancer.

Really. She ranked Mexican Shadow the Hedgehog that high? of fucking course.

so pretty much done with this game do i have to call to get a refund from jewblizzard like i had to do first week of diablo 3

>patricia hermandez
pic related

I wonder if he's doing that subconsciously
probably a pedo

On the bottom on a list from worst to best, thus meaning she is the best according to them.

U wot m8?

misread that.
why the fuck would they order it like that?

Winston is fun

Is Blizzard even trying to hide that this motherfucker looks inspired by cartel members

Do it

They dont try to hide that they shill their shitty game here, why should they care about that or their fans?

Seems more like a Bandito or gunslinger to me, since he's actually dressed fashionably and not like a spic.

here he is with no mask

Wow, I stand corrected.

Without the lines he would be less of a cringy edgelord. Oh what in the fuck am I even talking about. He is still one.

Does anyone else agree that Mei is the cutest? Yeah Tracer and widowmaker have the sex appeal, but IMO Mei's face is just adorable.

Dunno, but Mei's the best just because she's the most rage inducing.
Two nights ago I was playing in a group and after we won, at least two people on the other team were saying "FUCK YOU, MEI" to my friend.
The salt is fucking incredible.

Still better than all Japanese edgelord characters.

i want a patricia hernandez skin for winston

There already is one. The default skin.

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I find that Widowmaker is most effective when defending a point. Also, it is sometimes best to bring her out after the match has lasted a couple of minutes. Since you can get to high places with her easily and people will easily get disrupted when they suddenly have to worry about the sniping angle.
I'm finding that people in this game generally try to stick to a single hero per match and I think its because they're still stuck on that old habit of just pick the thing you want at the beginning of the match or maybe they're just stubborn and think what they picked is really working.


I always laugh at this. A board with like 2,000 active users with a reputation for being filled with "those goobergobbers" is of interest to publishers/developers and to marketing teams?
You got to be just fucking delusional if you think marketers are actually trying to advertise games here.

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Why is D.Va so shit? Why is her Meka made of paper mache? Why can't she move and shoot at the same time? Why is her shield only one direction and only one second? Is D.Va being awful a joke about twitch streamers being terrible?

How about you change your fucking tactics for once nigger, that argument has been proven fucking wrong time and time again. Fucking kill yourself for your vapid repetition of lies.

Meant for

With the mythical invisible argument that's never posted anywhere with a nice high-res image of the transparent proof that's never showed anywhere.

The closest thing to "proof" of shilling was that bogus mail that Mark got that anyone that isn't new can see is faked. Everything else has been confirmation bias or wishfull thinking.

You want shills to flood this place. You want them to be here, just so you can at least be right for once in your life. This fight against the jews and the shills would have no meaning if there wasn't any at all, right? So you better hope they are actually here, you NEED them to be here, otherwise all this shitposting was an incredibly waste of your time.

Here's the thing nigger… You're no different from an SJW talking about rape in their hometown instead of moving to India and doing something about rape where it actually happens.
You're "doing the Good Fight" here because it takes no effort and you don't care about the results at all, just to show how anti-shill you are. And if there are no shills to fight against, you'll make some up just so you have a target.

Ok, buddy. The Holla Forums Holla Forums audience is totally worth throwing advertising dollars at.
The place that doesn't even show up on a google search.

Whatever makes your dick feel bigger, man.


Really a sad lame state of affairs.
The thing is, I can't figure out if its actually people being serious or if its some newfags trying to fit in or just some good ol fashioned shit-posting when it happens.
I also wonder just how many people on this board actually sincerely believe that shit.

It has been proven more than once that we had fucking marketers for fucks sake.

If you're saying that you are not marketers that just makes you retarded. You're doing their job FOR FREE.

And I would no wonder you doing this for free since Blizzdrones are THIS retarded.

git gud

I might as well cure cancer while I'm doing the impossible. She's raw horseshit and can't even be counted as a tank.

The level Holla Forums manages to be shit at video games never ceases to amaze me

Now you're good at D.Va.

D.Va is arguably the worst character in the game though. She only does well against Winston. That's it.

Soldier 76 is voiced by the guy who does Ryu in the Japanese version.

In the English version Fred Tatasciore does his voice. He has done so much shit, he's the go to guy for gruff voices. Also does roadhog.

And since I'm still on imbd, Tracer's VA is hot.

most games on Holla Forums that are discussed and "accepted" are single player games for a reason.

So if you like a game and want to discuss that game (in usually a favorable light) on an imageboard dedicated to video games this makes you part of some marketing horde?
You got to get a grip, man.
Or go back to Holla Forums and stay there. its clear that what you want to talk about is not video games.

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Don't forget you can use your shields while boosting.

I use her as a battering ram to knock people out of position, then I get behind cover until I'm ready to do it again. Like a mosquito. And the shield will make sure you don't get drained.

I'm fairly certain D.Va isn't a tank. Just a heavy harasser or a defender type.

Her ultimate wipes out an entire area. Those ultimate moves are usually found on the "defender" type of heroes.

Or maybe she's inbetween. But she's not a tank.

That fine and good on paper but that shield doesn't last nearly long enough to get past defenses, and the mech seems to be made of paper and glue. Also the times I've been focus-fired by half of the team is too many to count. Even as a harasser she's just not that great.

And her ultimate's basically useless if anyone's seen it before, since they all just duck behind a wall or something to avoid the blast.

I pretty much agree she's a good character but not a very good tank

I bet the 'people' saying DVa is bad are also the ones who run in alone to feed and say that they are 'distracting'

She sucks at defending. She's meant to be a beachhead tank (devs have said this) but because her mek is made out of paper people only use her as a backline harrass when Tracer and Genji do that far better.

Winston does the jump in and disrupt tanky job far better with a far more useful "I just gained 1k hp" ult.

Where? If it has been proven this many times, surely you can point a single example of proof for this?
If you can't, well… It has been proven more than once that the earth is flat as well.


No, you misunderstood him. If you like a game and want to discuss it, you're retarded because you're doing what a marketer does for free.
According to that brilliant user, all discussion should only be about how we hate things because liking things is the job of marketers and shills.


She has Armor instead of Health, a lot of it and an Ulti means she regains all of it on the spot. She's definitely a tank and nigh unkillable if played well.

also if you're good at staying alive, you can lose your mech and recall it multiple times in one fight, it shakes things up and shifts enemy focus

it makes her a better harasser than poor genji who can maybe get one kill before he has to exit or die

Show me one well-played dva, because the only time i've seen it was the odd successful suicide bombing.

i swear to if i could ban one hero from every game, on both sides, it would be mcree. ive lost track of the number of games ive lost due to have either a mcree that sucked (which is all of them) or two mcree's.

yeah i mad. how on earth anyone can suck with such an easy mode hero is beyond me

D.Va being good is a fucking meme, dude. She's bottom tier. The worst part is when someone picks D.Va and the team is fooled into thinking they have a tank.

It's weird to me how much people complain about Bastion when McRee can press three buttons and kill a tank in a second.

Just yesterday there was one on my team who singlehandedly pushed the enemy back into their spawnpoint and kept them there. People started rage quitting because of it

some one posted this a few days ago as a good example

granted the enemy team are kind of bad as well, its an example of what you can be doing as her

ram supports, separate them and chew them up with the shotguns since the shotguns won't kill anyone with over 200 health in an extended fight

If you weren't such a newfag, you'd know that everyone has seen evidence of it, everyone has already debunked the myth, and even the mods consider marketing to be an issue.
I want you fucking leave nigger, this includes the do it for free Blizzdrones.
Discarded.

It costs like 10 bucks to get someone to viral across multiple tabs for a day. It's that fucking easy, and Blizzdrones might as well be shills since they do it for free and try to convince as many people as possible to buy their product.

Done it before in the Fallout 4 general, the Doom general, and here. Every time you faggots find a reason to say it's not true, hell you outright ignore criticism of this fucking game and say that people have done nothing but shitpost. We owe you nothing faggot.

Well shit, case fucking closed


Also, that's not what a strawman is, m8

exactly.

and you gotta love the potg's that consist of mcree pushing Q and then left-clicking after a few seconds.

tbh, the entire hero needs to be reworked. a gunslinger-type is cool, but the way his abilities work turns the entire concept into cheese. if flashbang or Q are available, you're guaranteed at least one kill. other guaranteed kills like reinhardts charge on a non-tank, or junkrats bear trap, require some sort of skill to perform, a failure on the part of the enemy, and can be countered.

mcree honestly feels like babby's first fps character. the vanilla WoW paladin of fps if you will.

If your enemies aren't shit they'll never get killed by High Noon.

And Paladins were the worst class in vanilla WoW.

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Oh you people never stop do you

Well honestly any game that allows you to fudge your numbers so you have a better advantage won't really NEED skill just time.

The thing is, skill is the difference between needing to grind your way out of a problem or not.

Why does he have a flashbang, anyway? That's not a cowboy weapon

It's one of the Q skills to avoided. However his flashbang is fucking ridiculously broken. It's pretty much a guaranteed kill on most characters.

"straw man
noun
noun: strawman
a person compared to a straw image; a sham.
a sham argument set up to be defeated."
Wew lad, watch it happen again. Viral marketing is cheap as fuck. There's no way that anyone but Blizzdrones, the two shills, and maybe a few faggots with buyers remorse that fell for the hype would be encouraging play and discussion of a pile of garbage. This game is beyond shit, and if you bought it, you are a piece of shit too.

what determines the winner when two players had BiS gear and fought each other?

1200 arena kiddie detected

This shit is why gamergate wasn't taken seriously

And if you yourself wasn't this new to imageboards, you'd know I'm not gonna take the word of an anonymous poster online without some evidence besides some flimsy appeal to majority.
I didn't saw that evidence, so "everybody" no longer applies anyway. And if you saw that evidence but didn't saved it, too fucking bad newfag.
Make me, you backseat moderator.
Pathetic…

You're being robbed, it costs more than that. Ask your boss for a raise or quit your job.

Pic related, you stupid newfaggot. It's the only "proof" that there was gonna be a marketing campaign for Overwatch in Holla Forums, supposely an email sent to Mark by an "insider" of said marketing team. If you actually read that mail and think that's real, you should be banned for being underage.

And it's fucking hilarious that you mention Fallout 4 of all things because the massive amounts of threads about that game were started by shitposting niggers to spread their Todd-Sama and Hodd Toward memes. The whole board was spammed as fuck by people that HATED the game. There never was even a single shill here and there was no need for it. The people that said they hated the game did all the spam and even more than any shill army could ever have done.
So shut the fuck up, I'd rather have shills talking about the game than you unoriginal fucks spamming the entire board with unoriginal memes about games you don't even like.

I kinda get the feeling all you shitposters are just mad you can't do the same thing with Overwatch and decided to shit on the thread because of that.

I don't know what BiS gear is. I was just talking about RPGs in general.
Its a reason why most games these days actually have those RPG elements. If the player doesn't have the skill then they could just level themselves up out of the problem.

holy shit is that the "evidence"?

there are faggots on this board who actually believe these are terms that would be used by a marketing firm?
These fucking buzzwords pulled straight from this place itself?
Good golly.


Yeahp. You don't even have to direct anything at this board if you were a marketer. The faggots looking for something to endlessly complain about will bring all the press right back to the hive. You don't need to lift a finger.

Shit, there was a huge thread dedicated to a scene in Uncharted 4 just because some black chick beat up the main character white dude.
I didn't even know there was an Uncharted 4 until I saw that thread. These fucking people…

There are still people that don't know the bump limit (since it often changes) or that there's also an image limit on threads.
There's people that don't know a lot of things about chans and they still come here.
Not knowing every single detail of how a chan works does not mean they are selling a product.

A company that does shilling as a job having clients proves that there's a company that does shilling for a job and all those other companies are clients.
It does not prove they shill in one specific place at all.


Your spec and your rotation?
I never tried competitive WoW pvp much, but it seems it's a lot about figuring out the best order to mash 1234567890 that outputs the most damage.
Used to be, Warlocks were all about mashing Fear and other crowd control effects while hammering Shadow Bolt for 15k crit damage. As long as you could keep away from you, they never stood a chance.
Wizards are also about spamming frost attacks to keep everyone away and firing slowly, while using Arcane to make sure you never run out of mana. Any other build makes you run out of mana mid combat or doesn't keep you safe long enough to output enough damage. What's Flame spec good for if they kill you?

See, every time you fags find a reason.
Gave yourself away pretty easily didn't you. This has nothing to do with GG you fucking idiot. The GamerGoys are the biggest fucking shills on the board.

See

And your own image.

I'm sorry, what rules am I trying to enforce here?
Again
I'm being labeled as "just like and sjw" to dissuade whatever I have to say.
What the fuck do you call what you people are doing, anyone with bad things to say about this game is a shitposter in your eyes.

Did you have a brain aneurism or something?
Oh gee, you mean that time where we porn dumped shill threads all day with permission? Surely you couldn't have missed that could you?

I'm sorry do people need a reason to shit on cinematic QTE infested, "story driven games" that shove their agendas into? Because I'm pretty sure they have one. Unless you're saying that it's wrong to do that, in which case you need to go back.

Blizzdrone kys.

no porn ?

then what s the point of this thread ?
is overwatch anygood outside of it porn ?
seriously?

all the webm i see is recap of the best play and 99.9% of them a simply ult who give you 4 automatic kills …if nto worst …

No, unless you like TF2 enough to spend $40 on a worse version of it and are willing to play in 20 tick servers.

it's kind of fun, doesn't change shooters, doesn't bring a lot new to the table, just kind of fun, some enjoy it some don't. don't invest in it without trying it yourself

unfair critic, the play of the game clip is just an algorithm based on like, kills within a certain time frame and skills used, so of course an actually good play won't make it into that clip


a genuine problem that blizzard really should have tackled

Marketering here on this Holla Forums is fucking retarded. You have almost 3000 users. Of those, 1500 might have the platform your game is being sold on and 750 might be interested in it. And of those 500 at best might have the money to actually buy it. Except about 200 are nostalgia faggots or they don't play videogames at all, so expect 300 users to be potential customers. This means a turnover of about 10% in the userbase, that's already much smaller.

300 users might look interesting since shilling is (they say) quite cheap. But consider halfchan with MILLIONS of users. The same amount of shilling there or even half the shilling has such a massive turnover, it's pointless to care about this chan. We're simply not important. Hell, NEOGaf might be more profitable to shill, just make sure there's nothing offensive in your sample material.

And what's more, you don't even have to come here to shill. Just post a tweet about some diversity pandering and some angry faggot is gonna do it for you. He'll create a thread to talk not just about the game but also the company. That's the most ironic part: pandering to SJW gets FREE shilling on Holla Forums, that's just how retarded these faggots are.


Yes, that's called arguing. If people find a reason why you're wrong, tough shit.
You're also replying to everyone and damage controlling your "there's shills here! Definitely!" should we call you a shill as well?

But you're not saying anything about the game. You're calling everyone that likes it a shill, that's why I'm branding you a shitposter. Go enforce your subjective taste somewhere else, faggot.

AHAHAHAHAH!
YOU MEAN THAT DAY WHERE EVERYONE THAT WANTED TO SEE PORN ON Holla Forums JUST HAD TO START A THREAD WITH FALLOUT 4 IN THE TITLE?
THAT DIDN'T WENT WELL WITH DOOM, YOU STUPID NEWFAGGOT, MODS HAD TO MAKE THE GENERAL JUST TO STOP THE PORN SPAM!
You think they were shills. They were just people taking advantage of shitty mods that don't understand the consequences of their decisions. Mistakes were made and this stopped REALLY fast when Doom 4 came by.

Nice assumptions, newfaggot! Private server, never payed a dime. Keep assuming. Assumptions prove you right in your mind, after all.

If you enjoy real FPS then you won't like it. If you enjoy LoL or DoTA you might like it.

When Widowmaker was kidnapped and brainwashed, do you think she was also raped?

ice cold french pussy*

PotG doesn't just factor kills.
You have 4 different categories for PotG, the Elmination one just happens to be more frequent since the others are harder to pulloff.

You'll sometimes see a PotG where someone saves a teammate from certain dead, other's where it's just a Widow that headshots someone in midair or even other's where it's just someone stopping someone else's Ulti.
Those other 3 categories do happen but are a bit more rare.


?????


Probably. What else could convince her to kill her own husband other than a better dicking?

archive.is/iM92D


Doing Gods work user

Doesn't look like I'm defending a an objectively shit product now does it? Win10is NSA spyware, and this is generic Blizzard CRAPCUNTS shit.
I apologize, it was wrong of me to assume. You still bought Overwatch AND you enjoyed playing WoW, which is hilarious in of it's own.
You're trying way to hard dude.

What is that, oh look, it's some of the shit people have been saying about this game this whole thread now. The game is garbage, and you can't prove me wrong, therefore I'm a shitposter. Good job.

/thread

Yes, that's what I said faggot. If MOBA gameplay is more attractive to you than FPS gameplay, overwatch is the game for you

comparing it to a MOBA just means you're just parroting what other people on Holla Forums said. it is a TF2 clone with cooldown skills and waifus. the gametypes are the same and half the characters fill a role that TF2 characters do

it dpesn't have mobs or lanes, in game cash/items, or towers or any of that

i'm not defending overwatch, i just want you to make the correct comparisons

Its a fucking ASSFAGGOTS

Also, if we are gonna discuss lore, what do you guys think that made Blackwatch revolt against Overwatch?
It's imlied in the lore that Ryes (Reaper) was kinda jealous how Morrison (Soldier 76) was getting all the attention and recognition and he planned the whole thing to get back at him.
However, this doesn't make much sense, since people working in SpecOps usually don't care much about fame. It's detrimental to their work, after all.

I have a theory that there's some Omnic behind the whole thing. A piece of history that's gonna be revealed later by Blizzard.
Some powerfull AI in some sarcophagus somewhere contacted Blackwatch and Reyes specifically and manipulated them to sabotage Overwatch from the inside, as he knew that no Omnic rebellion could take place while Overwatch as still standing.
After that, he just gathered every former Blackwatch menber that would be loyal and formed the Talon Company to prepare an Omnic Uprising in the future.

Currently, the mercenaries kinda just show up on maps and there's very little explanation as to why they are fighting against each other. But what if it's all part of some plan set up by that msyterious Omnic AI and the Talon Company is just preparing the world for him? Certainly would explain the Widowmaker short, as that diplomat was trying to create peace between Omnics and Humans.

Perhaps Blizzard will reveal some gamemode later that pits Talon against Overwatch later?

I played in all the betas since november my man. It comes down less to shooting ability, and more to "popped my ability at the right time". I've also played thousands of hours of TF2 and DoTA and the team interactions are much closer to those in the latter

How is it an ASSFAGGOTS without any towers, creeps, or bases to assault?

You can argue it's a MOBA, but ASSFAGGOTS is what it is not.

It very much feels and looks like an ASSFAGGOTS despite this. I don't even have to fucking aim, might as well be clicking on an enemy icon on the map.

Fair enough.

Its based on those isometric team based pieces of shit and plays more like that than an actual FPS unlike TF2.

i kind of like the lore but i know blizzard is prone to fucking up their good ideas

we'll probably ultimately get some 'omnics dindu nuffin it was all one badguy behind it all"

Woah wait are you really a shill? I've never ever seen someone discuss the "lore" of overwatch. In fact while playing it I heard many jokes about the half-assed shit they cooked up to be the lore

Every game has lore/backstory these days.
Its mandatory.
Because it appeals to the segment of the population who gets fascinated by that shit.

For the record, I agree entirely that the game ends up being less about skill and more about a well-placed ultimate or skill and who your team decided to play as over a period of time.

Characters just hard counter each other a lot, so unless there's a HUGE difference in skill and knowledge of the map, skill doesn't really make you come out on top. A lot of issues are present with the game and will become more apparent to the userbase over time, primarily the tickrate. Holy shit, how did they even decide to use a retarded system where you send 60 to the servers and receive 20 in return? The amount of bullshit deaths I received from the server assuming I would keep walking forward, or the server not receiving information that I used my skill/ult are
way too frequent.

I play the game the same way I play a MOBA or ASSFAGGOTS: if friends are playing. It's definitely not a game I want to play by myself with random matchmaking. I won't deny it can be a lot of fun with friends, though. Still wouldn't recommend anyone to buy it full price.

I'll definitely play it with friends when it goes F2P, the beta was pretty fun with friends. Blizz can forget about me paying $40 for a game where voice lines are micro transactions though

Why though? It's useless outside of RPGs and games that utilize story telling through gameplay like Unreal and Metroid: Prime.

Anything is fun with friends, I even enjoyed Destiny with friends during it's Beta. If this game was f2p I don't think there would be nearly as many complaints since it very much feels like one.

So this is the kind of faggot that plays overwatch huh, kids whose first mmo was WoW and think it was good.

And whatsmore that WoW's arena was a valid competitive endeavor. Imagine having your head that far in blizzurds anus

One thing that I hope this accomplishes is the revival of twitch shooters. In recent memory this is the first competitive game to not have slow mechanics. If the hypetrain results in more twitch shooters, then I can at least forgive Blizzard for its exaggerated marketing.

First competitive game to hit extreme numbers in playerbase, that is.

Theres various kinds of faggots, most are normalfags, which is why they should leave this board.

Have you noticed that the game is barebones as fuck an yet 9 days after release they are still diacussion this shallow piece of garbage?

Why the fuck are faggots playing this as if killcount matters?

Just finished a match where my team was scared to just stomp on a point because they were too busy trying to keep their kills high. as if there is a k/d ratio to worry about.

Not the first time that's happened either. God damn.

Its a twitch shooter alright.
You're not even trying you you massive shill, this gane has nothing going for it, even NuDoom had more soul and that was an obvious cash in on hipsters.

overwatch is pretty damn slow as far as shooters go. What about counterstrike? Though the tactical aspects turn me off, it's a much faster shooter that's played competitively

Man I used to enjoy the fuck out of staking and pking in RuneScape but I never saw it as a valid competitive game.

I highly fucking doubt this will spawn more twitch shooters, but rather more ability "shooters"
CS:GO is surprisingly fast paced for 90s cowaduty and uses quick time thinking in addition to twitch skill. It's a terrible game, don't get me wrong, but it's what you're describing.

the game brought in lots of casuals so what can you expect

it doesn't help that the score system rewards you for arbitrary shit so they still feel good whether they lose or win. no shooter really gives proper incentive to force the casuals to play right

Holy shit you're either a god-tier troll or a massive retard, either way thanks for the laugh.

I've always considered Counter Strike more of a tacticool game to think of it as one, I guess. I suppose CS:GO, if you added pickups, would be closer to a traditional twitch shooter.


You got a chuckle out of me.
I've clearly said "I don't recommend buying the game," and spent a post complaining about its shit decisions. How do you think those two tie in?

What you're thinking of is an Arena shooter user.
I think you're just dense.

yeah, the "play of the game" is such a shitty thing. As far as I can tell, it rewards getting multiple kills within a certain time frame. A wide time frame at that since i've seen people just BARELY get a second kill.

sometimes its just ONE kill. So I don't know what the fuck it is.

I've noticed several soldier 76 players that try to play "smart" and by "smart" I mean they keep staying away from the thick of action so they don't get killed and never seem to move on points until its completely safe.

If I would have to say, this game, above all, is about pressure.

A lot of overwatch shills like to post about how the game is an "arena shooter", you seem to be using "twitch shooter" as a synonym for that genre so it's likely that people would get suspicious

The fact that you wish for more of this shit, say it might cause a "revival" of fast shooters and call it " fast" in the first place when thats a blatant fucking lie.

Also "I can forgive them for the exaggerated market", you've been forgiving them for years now for much worse, why would you stop now?

Rather be dense than a shill.

I was in fact thinking of an arena shooter. My bad.

its actually too fast

As to your original point, it would be amazing to see a resurgence of arena shooters and/or simply fast shooters. The new Unreal Tournament is pretty nice, and my deepest wish is for a new Tribes game in the vein of the first two

Holy shit top fucking kek. So this is what discussion is like when the kids are back from school.

Overwatch isn't an Arena shooter, why would it spawn more Arena shooters?

This is the first time Blizzard got any money from me. Don't think I've been forgiving them at all, considering I've been calling their games shit with a lot of polish for over a decade.

Like it or not, the game accidentally rewards speed as much as it rewards retarded console control schemes. The game is intended to be played by casuals, and therefore loosely aiming and just generally being sluggish is forgiven and even rewarded sometimes (Reaper), but if you're able to pressure the enemy team enough, get your headshots, take out their snipers and turrets in a short amount of time, you go fast and win.

Unfortunately there are a lot of countermeasures to this such as OHKO ults, built-in wallhacks, aimbots and huge AOE's. It's clear Blizzard didn't intend it, but I think the pro scene (lol) is going to end up trying to play the game fast.

POTG is just a minor thing it doesn't ruin the game for me, it by nature can't be fixed. sometimes you see something cool sometimes you don't

idiots, he needs to be mid range to do damage (granted the first shot is crosshair accurate) and they need to keep dropping biotic fields during push, even if you have healers

also good luck hitting a moving target at long range with the helix rockets.

Holy shit, thats literally what my normalfag friends who only play Call of Duty and ASSFAGGOTS say
Gas yourself


Post more smug anime girls to supress dissent, instead of using correctly as a reaction image to an absurd claim/obvious bait, Im sure your non arguments will be taken more seriously that way.

But user, that's exactly what I've been doing.
And now I'm doing it to you.
You guys really are brain damaged.

Pro players are cocksucking faggots that play Call of Duty, Battlefield and ASSFAGGOTS competitevely.
The game isnt fast even if theytry to play it that way.

What is fast, then?
Matches are over in like 5 minutes.

I remember playing Gears of War or Halo matches for like a half hour at a time sometimes.

Yes user Im very mad

Overwatch is as fast as a MOBA in gameplay and as fast as Call of Duty in match time.

I'm just saying that you have no room to talk. Why should I engage you further when you picked only one part of my post to label me a retard. I also thought that was something else, you're right about it being shit.

Compared to an actually fast shooter like UT, Quake, or maybe Doom? I never played Doom's multiplayer This game looks and feels incredibly slow my man.

I'm pretty sure when he said, "suppress disent" he meant, "posting instead of an argument" or "trying to disuade my opinion with a reaction image"
Don't read into things so much.

It sure is dumb to market in a "forum" (imageboard) that requires NO register.
Where everyone is anonymous.
ID reset with IP
Only one captcha each day

It has been proven more than once how marketers indeed come here, the excuse you use is the one that Marketers ALWAYS use, since hte BEGINNING they have been fucking using "This board is too small for marketing" and then many of them were revealed from being actual paid shills.

An easy way to spot shills in this thread is just to ask mods if there are astroturfers, and I bet there are more than fucking one like how the very mods themselves said so on the shit game's release.


OW is slower than even CoD, take a look at the movement speed (5.5m/s average with the exception of Tracer 6 and Lucio 7.1).

if only that was always possible. the area between the first checkpoint and the goal on gibraltar is so wide open that any non-tank will be dead if a mcree finds a decent vantage point

which isnt hard considering mcree has teammates to distract for him

and i meant the paladin reference because blizz initially made paladins with an eye for the new player. i.e. they were the "easy" class to play. no complex mechanics, just push button receive result.


i want to play him more, but i just feel dirty doing it. granted he is fun, but its a cheap kind of fun to me.


ive wondered that too. maybe a lasso was too stereotypical? i think it would have been cooler to have him go Lone Ranger for a moment and call in a horse for a few seconds he could ride. give him a nice lever action rifle that hits like a truck and is super accurate while giving him faster speed, at the cost of maybe being unable to completely strafe. i dunno.


see above. on its own, sure. but in the heyday of fighting, its the only ultimate that doesnt need any teamwork or setup aside from "your team doing what they always do."

to get the same team kill potential out of other ults you need to combine them together. mcree can just find a decent vantage, hit Q, and get 2-4 kills as people scramble around an objective. at least the aimhax 76 uses requires some aiming input before it works.

Guys, I think you need to sit down with Undergoon in the autistic 10bux corner

seems like a poor use of time, not liking a game is one thing, but theres a point where you're not only pissing in the ocean, but pissing in the ocean and thinking you've made the whales mad with your action

Thank god this thread exists to keep both evils at bay

This is one of you faggots isn't it?

Also
Why do you all continue to waste your time?

I don't even know what any of that means having never played any of that.

Because autists can't pass by what they see as provocation

At least you were brave enough to admit it, it's okay to get frustrated sometimes. That happens often to children.


Well, all right.
I didn't. I only read exactly what he wrote. If he's going to struggle this much with English then maybe Hispachan is more his cup of tea.

What I should have said, in hindsight, is that it is *faster* than what the casual market has been fed for the past decade.

I'll still take Quake or UT over it if I want to have fun, but I do hope it becomes a trend with a snowball effect where eventually the casual market is fed fun games. The only downside I can see is the kids and dudebros, so someone needs to invest in proper matchmaking.

Why isn't the new UT being properly marketed? It's actually quite decent even without half the features of 2004. I know fans of the series who claim they didn't even hear about the development of a new Unreal Tournament.

It's still in "pre-alpha" whatever the fuck that means. I'm sure whenever they ramp up production they'll start to advertise it.

Latest loot.

I just wanted to point out something that I noticed in this game and I'm not sure I would have unless I was semi-distracted.

Did you notice the game model's eyes? They do a slight darting of side to side, not a whole lot, just a little bit.
It gives them a slightly more life-like feel and I have to wonder if people are starting to finally understand that the uncanny valley is more about movement than anything else.

I expect to see more things like this in other video games.

Isnt UT meant to be free? How do they plan to make money? Or is that just a alpha/beta thing?

Cosmetics?

Even MMOs had things like characters following the camera movement for years user.

the animations in overwatch are actually really good, little bits and pieces of the guns wobble and bounce when you jump, you can identify characters immediately by the way they move even if they're too far to distinguish, also every single character is identifiable by their silhouette, which is a genuinely good piece of game design

sound design is good too, every weapon and footstep is different. blizz are shady but they have some talent in those studios

but they need more if they want to be respectable again

now if only they would buff genji's melee attack to note be shit outside of ultimate then he could play a true ninja instead of this long range harasser while he charges his ult.

"pre-alpha" generally refers to throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks.
Alpha is where you take that sticky shit and try to cobble a game out of it. Maybe getting rid of some things here and there.
Beta is where you get near a finished product. Basically all you're doing in the beta is some bug and balance fixes.

Woodworking analogy:

Pre-Alpha is you with a pile of wood just sketching out ideas for things you can do.
Alpha is realizing you really want a table so you start sketching tables.
Beta is where you have built the table and now you're sanding and adding varnish and all the other nice stuff.


No no…its not just eyes snapping to the camera. Its the slight twitch that people do. If you ever looked at another person face to face you know what i'm saying. Even when they're looking in your eyes their focus is jumping from eye to eye so there is a slight twitch, not huge, just very little twitch.
I guess what I'm saying is that its the little details that make things seem more alive.


To be honest, I've never had a big problem with blizzard. Their games even at their worst are COMPETENTLY made. Like they're not releasing games that are so festering with bugs and unfinished just because of deadlines (Ubisoft and Assassin's Creed is a big recent example). They may release something unbalanced but they freely admit this.

In my opinion, their blunders recently have mainly been in crafting stories (SC2, Diablo 3) and in the case of Diablo 3, thinking they could capitalize on a market that didn't really exist. They corrected that though.

Genji's got a really confused design. Some user earlier in this thread mentioned he was originally going to be a melee character with shurikens as his alt-fire but the devs couldn't figure out how to balance him.

Amen

i would like genji to have a backstab or something, it takes a lot of work for him to get one kill and retreat as it is

i love playing the guy but it's a struggle


with the exception of diablo 3 launch, all their games do work out of the box.

but since i'm not a fan of WoW/SC/diablo i've never invested time in them, overwatch is the first game by them i've actually gotten into

Nigga eye darts are one of the first things you learn in 3d animation.

Most video game animators are bad.

But I play FPS games and I like Overwatch.
The thing about the ults, which I assume is what people think make the game ASSFAGGOTS-like, is that they're used for area denial and interference then they are racking up kills. Also, just because a game steals one element doesn't make it that genre.

I mean, I assume this is why people ignore the other goons, because any valid criticism of OW has already been devalued, so you just have to respond to posts with "SHOO SHOO PESKY JEW"

The vidya industry seems to attract the worst of programmers and artists in general for some reason.

he and hanzo were the samefag at the beginning of the design process as well

victim of circumstance, lots of cunts leaving "game design" college over the last few years, some of them were bound to get jobs

>Doesnt provide arguments on why the game is bad
Undertale was an ok singleplayer only game with a shit tier fringe community.

Overwatch is a shit tier multiplayer only game with a shit tier normalfag and fringe community


Hello Mr Kike

what a coincidence, i only play calladooty and assfaggots
you know what they say, out with the old in with the new and youre on your way out

I heard many people working in hollywood got fired after GFC and worked in the video game industry now?

Diablo 3 was probably the first one I was actually disappointed in. Seems like as time went on they corrected a bunch of mistakes but its clear they tried to go in a direction that would allow people to play the game without any sort of grind (skills are level based and no stat placement).

Which I find really fucking odd because they have "seasons" that you have to make new characters for.

SC2 is only a disaster in story. The actual gameplay and mechanics are great and fun.

That may be true for MOVIES, like in pixar and shit, but i'm so used to the hard forward stare of a video game model. Some of them will look towards important objects or will have an eye movement during some sort of cutscene if they're looking away deliberately.
But god damn so many will just hard stare straight at you like a fucking doll.

GFC?

global financial crisis

user play more games released in the past decade, eye movement has been around 5eva

So, overall, those who have the game, is the game good?

Good, that shit went on for way to fucking long.

Why can't you prove to us why this game isn't bad? I'm not even calling shill anymore, this is clearly just a case of terminal shit taste.

Ahh, so you lack self-awareness I see.

How petty. Also,
Come on man, we're all angry over something. The key is to harness the emotion, not let it consume you.

No it isn't, the matches are just CoD-tier of short. The gameplay is still really slow.

Stop wasting on the shitty loot faggot.

Yep. I'm going to drop it the second they try anything like TF2 though when it comes to adding new shit.

Saying this doesn't make it true, I wanna see it.
Dude, you're describing ASSFAGGOTS. I agree with the user that says MOBA though.

"pretty alright with potential" is how i would describe it

it needs more maps and fine tuning, like better tickrate

characters are fun to play as and nothing is inherently broken though

Got me there.

My man, I understand the names for the phases of the development cycle, it's just that "pre-alpha" does not accurately correspond to the current state of the game. Epic games is using an already innacurate term in an even less accurate way

I have the game.
The game is fun.
Competently made. Good living community, not huge match time waits.
Promises of more maps (for free).
The only thing that has a "cash shop" is cosmetic shit that you can unlock/get for free through just playing the fucking game (thats all XP and "levels" do, unlock loot crates).

Everybody is dropped into a map with the exact same tool sets at their disposal. Nobody has any inherent advantage over another because of some weapon they unlocked or some other bullshit they bought or anything like that.

I would say as you play, you need 2 understandings. Understandings of how the other team is playing (which is easily apparent) and an understanding of the game on a high level. All the technical shit inbetween will be worked out through experience.

Oh.

Its an awful team based game that uses MOBA design and full if chokepoints and gimmicks.

Dont listen to the marketers user

Nah man, play something else. This game is refund-tier.

Stop defending this shit faggot, it shouldn't be in a game you're paying $40-$60 for.
Seriously?
Add that to the list of reasons why this game is shit. Symmetry is boring.

If you're looking for a new fun fps multiplayer game to play with friends I'd say it might be worth $40.
If you don't have friends with the game on the same platform then the game can become annoying because random people are terrible, always.

So if you have friends who want a new multiplayer game this is pretty fun choice, if you don't have friends to play with then no the game isn't worth $40.

Any fucking game is fun with games you normalfag

Welp, that came out wrong

Why are you even here?

I'll give you a second chance to figure out what the fuck you were trying to say.

Overwatch discussion is supposed to be held here. Why do you ask stupid questions?

You know perfectly well I meant friends, not games for a second time.

*with friends
Doesn't take a genius to figure out what he meant.

Take you time typing you spas.

I honestly did not see it. People on Holla Forums Holla Forums aren't exactly known for having friends.

No, it's just that you're fucking new and don't know a fucking sentence that is overused in this fucking board.

I expect to be bullied for this, and accept my fate.

BREAKING NEWS
Blizzard is taking down every Overwatch pr0n, drawn or SFM, you're fucked.

Dank meme you should post it on tumblr.

i don't think they can legally take down drawn porn

ah right. Everyone is new.

Whatever.

Most of us here and the grand majority playing are aware of the game's issues. You go somewhere else with your autism.

Doesn't work that way here.

i don't care that he's a nignog, i actually wish he acted MORE like a stereotype for laughs, but his weapon is fucking lame and he doesn't skate fast enough

No, I'm arguing that the game is shit because that's what I think. This general is where we're supposed to be talking about it, so here I am.

So…who owns Metal Slug right now?

china

SNK still does

overpwn.com/news/184-more-than-7-million-overwatch-players-worldwide

Oh shit! Looks like we are going to be seeing a lot more overwatch haha

The actual game yes.

Sweet Jesus.

What difference does it make? Are you triggered?

...

I'm never surprised when casuals eat Blizzards shit.

Dude I don't know if you remember but people were swearing up and down that this game was going to be a flop. This is incredibly gratifying to watch the rationalization and cognitive dissonance.

You know, I wonder if they actually made their money back with this. We know that Overwatch was made from the left overs of Project Titan which Blizzard started working on ages ago. So between the outrageous marketing budget they must've had, and the development budget between this game and Project Titan I wonder if they actually broke even.


Hey I like the game, I'm just amazed. Doesn't seem like a game that would sell 7 million copies in such a short amount of time.

You can play Overwatch in Korea in netcafes so you can count those out.

So I guess there's at least 6.5m people who bought the game!

Please explain to me why OW is bad then, because all I see from your >(31) posts are just "WERE BEING RAIDED BY SHILLLS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
So tell me, why do you hate OW?


Wew

MW3 was a classic eh?

No, it was a success unfortunately. I also think Battlefield 1 will be a success and expect my hobby to sink to even lower depths in the coming years. It seems we go lower every year and people become so starved for quality that they praise the mediocre as a great.

Just goes to show insignificant things like map design, balancing, and ticks are irrelevant in selling FPS games!

Oh I remember.

Look at the facts. TF2 was FOREVER ago.
It was the last real major release of a game like this.

You couple this with a fatigue that most video game players in the mainstream have been feeling from movie game after movie game after fucking movie game…

well, there you go.

This.
Watching Holla Forums be wrong is almost as entertaining as watching Holla Forums be right

You haven't even said why the game is bad
You're letting Holla Forums shitposters play you like a damn fiddle

Does this mean all the normalfags and the cuckfaggots with their trigger words and feefee's will be gone from other PC games letting gamers trash talk each other in peace?

Apparently not since the other PC gamers get triggered when people talk about overwatch around them. They are so sensitive, it's amazing they can get through the day.

Quit projecting you faggot, and learn how to read.

It's not my fault you can only read selectively and spread lies to divide us. Why not provide a counter-argument for any of my replies you incompetent boob.

Always a Silver lining.

I don't care how much you shill this game, keep those faggots off my games.

Ok, so I was in a recent matched and I opened on the voice channel "This scotch isn't as good as it was advertised" and someone immediately jumped on me with lots of "fuck yous"

Apparently they thought I said overwatch wasn't that good. I told him to calm the fanboyism down. He shut up.

You can counter argue when there is no argument in the first place.

Holla Forums will never not be one the internet capitals of autism

Is it impossible to talk about a video game on Holla Forums
Reading this thread is a fucking nightmare, its just a bunch of faggots mad that people can still enjoy a video game and everyone else yammering on about how they're huge faggots
Hell I'm doing it right now too, there is no escape.

Welcome to Holla Forums
If your game isn't made by some backwater neckbeard for free or a degenerate otaku in Japan then its shit

SHILLS HAVE BEEN GOING NON-STOP FOR 12 DAYS

Let me guess, you go to Holla Forums to discuss technology and /n/ for news.

hownew.ru

Brother, I came on here expecting to see stories of games, funny shit, discussion about improvements, and it's all about being fucking hypercritical losers and yelling about blizzard. I thought the game is and was super fun, even more so with a couple friends

Right on

One of you fuckers flat out went to
>(90)
with your blatant autism.

Just let people discuss video games

One of them made a new thread for this

I'm thinking they want to make sure it doesn't become the next Evovle, and have a dying playerbase. Because even if they sold 7 million copies, they still want that micotransaction cash and a dwindling player base will kill that.

...

Please point me to where I said the game was bad. Please.

The cancer that needs to go and stay go and yet mods side with them.

give it time

give it 2 months and these asshats will be gone and Holla Forums will be "accepting" this game into its hivemind. May even say Blizzard has been redeemed.

I'm thinking of starting a new Holla Forums board here since this one is overrun with Holla Forums shitters and hipster faggots.

Why do I keep getting people do this?

Everything about this game should be ringing alarm bells. From it's mediocre gunplay that absolutely no one here is addressing, that practically aims for you, and the shitty ability cool down based gameplay in what's supposed to be a fucking shooter.
It's complete casual garbage.
Prove me wrong.

Hint: You can't.

Rapid in your defense of this game huh?

Thank you for not promoting a hugbox for the cancer.

Holy shit this post. Autistic delusions of grandeur Blizzcuck.
>>>/gaschamber/

stubborness or an expectation that an over-abundance of a single player would unbalance in your favor.

Good luck with that faggot.

You need to leave this board, and fast

i have never seen that used but i imagine a mass amount of her turrets would be annoying

ive seen it work once, but if you're gonna do 2x builder i think toblerone + symmetra is the better choice. you get 2x the life buffs (shield + armor is an extra 100 life, which makes even tracer and zenyatta beefy enough to survive a sniper) and symmetra's turrets are great at covering tob's turret.

ive only ever seen the 2x symmetra once, and it's nice if you save your teleporter until the other symmetra has tapped hers out, but the other team just needs to realize there are 2x symmetra and then the turret game is up. either one aoe shot destroys 1/2 or more of the turrets, or they get picked off in quick succession during a coordinated attack.

The cycle of Holla Forums
1) It is new and popular so it must immediately be hated, especially if a new IP.
2) It is new and popular and comes from a long running IP. It must be hated and the blame must be placed on "normalfags" and "casuals".
3) A new game has come out, not popular, only Holla Forums knows of it and plays it. Instant gold GOAT.

in case 1 it will be reversed over time as the game wanes in popularity or a sequel is made. Once the sequel is talked about people will talk about how the original was waaaayyy better.

in case 2 Holla Forums will piss and moan about how its not like the previous one and will blame casuals for all the problems. They will immediately say the one previous was better. This will continue on for every new game in that series no matter the changes made or objective truth.

In case 3, it will only be called out as shit the moment it becomes popular in the mainstream for actually being good.

The conclusion is that Holla Forums doesn't accept actually good and fun games. Because good and fun games actually become popular. They only accept shitty games that nobody fucking wants.
The only objectively good games they accept are from old dead systems that nobody fucking plays anymore.

Basically, most of Holla Forums should be in /vr/.

blizzard cucks VS autists

Truly video games are dead

nice buzzwords faggot.

I don't know. Getting a kid with Roadhog's hook/shotgun combo is fucking rad, and Phara's launcher is great as well.

The ults?
Yeah, a 5 second aimbot, that takes 2 seconds to launch, practically tells everyone its going on, and can be dodged by shields or by walking away truly kills the game.
.76 is shit.

I didn't know having multiple kinds of mechanics that boost/help/defend the player and having abilities that push objectives was a bad thing, user. I guess a game can never ever do anything different

And for you pictures:

The only thing to hate about the game is that its overpriced and MAYBE the tick rate. Other than that, fuck off and stop mimicking what Holla Forums spoonfeeds your retarded sheep ass


Maybe you should leave for dumping autistic amounts of posts in a containment thread where people want to discuss a fucking video game?
Oh, I'm sorry, am I disturbing your #safespace?

it's been a long day user

i bet double symetra could make shit out of reinharts since most players don't seem to be aware that her charged orb carries through his shields


this ended up cracking me up, i hope i get enough in game bux to buy her winter costume to ignore her dumb hair though

needs more maps, they say there will be more for free but who knows when

Please, please do it. That way the autists who whine about Holla Forums every time anyone says something offensive can finally have their own place.

Shut up me.

Leave already Blizzcucks

For the most part the shitters in this thread aren't discussing games. They're just getting butthurt that people are enjoying a game that they don't want to enjoy. Liking what they don't like.

You know. Faggots.

What are those cups from?

>>>/tumblr/

Do you actually discuss video games here or do you come to do nothing but shitpost?

I literally countered a fuckload of the main arguements again OW and all you have to say is >Bwizzcugs leev

Does Tracer suck, or am I just bad? It feels like her guns are peashooters. I get that she's the low damage mobility type, but it just feels like I'm not doing anything to the opponents when unloading 2 clips into their face doesn't kill them.

Almost had me there, but ill give you another chance, elaborate.

You're supposed to pick out enemies that go away from the crowd, or try to rush on the objective

Just move around them and stutter and it should work

WELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE THEY ARE CUCKS AND SHILLS, THERE'S NO WAY SOME ONE WOULD LIKE A GAME I DON'T LIKE ON MY Holla Forums

this is no longer criticism of the game or voicing concerns of blizzards practices, but getting mad and arguing because you're too dumb to hide a thread and talk about a game you actually like


1 full volley at close range/into the face should be able to finish off most of the 200 health characters, and if not move erratically and sweep through again. if you're clever with your blinks and recalls you can harass a tank to death if you they get pulled away from their group

tracer is fun, but she's one of the characters i genuinely dislike hearing the voice of. but maybe i just hate the english

Bastion and Meican be fucked if he gets caught off guard, intercepted by a Tracer, or destroyed in a push.
Any other characters you feel are OP? Because those are the meme characters as of now

taco bell

You havent countered shit, you gave out excuses.
20hertz tickrate in a current year multiplayer only game and you try to swipe that under the rug instead of admitting its shitty.

I find her rather effective. The dash is really good for staying out of their LoS while also being in their face. Her damage is low but she can be really hard to get a decent shot at.

I use her to do just a few things:

1. get behind lines and cause confusion so that the rest of my team can come and fuck them up.
2. be an annoying piece of shit since objectives only care about your general presence.
3. Probably more important is that I use her to chase the guys that run away or to get another angle on the ones that are fighting others.

She's not meant to take on anybody head on. Just to poke and harass and assist.

fuck off
fuck your
kill yourself

The game runs at 60fps and is energetic enough that its hard to notice.
If it was a tactical/twitch shooter like CS:GO it would be bad but considering the fact plenty of other mechanics cover it up then its really unnoticeable

I haven't seen any of that shit and I eat taco bell like once every 2 weeks or so.
Then again, a good number of promotions never make it down here in Miami. Maybe I just don't notice them.

I just had a flashback to a time where I bought a shit load of mountain dew and doritos for a gag for a stream I did when Halo 4 came out.
Fun times.
I had to throw all of it out though.

You better not be one of those weak ass people with IBS who gets the shits because they accidentally ate a tomato with pepper on it.

Wait Wait…hold up…I used to be really into tic rates for MUD games and it seemed to really fucking matter there…

How does the ticrate affect this game? Like give me examples what it would be like if it were faster please.

Fucking how?
The last time I ordered Taco Bell it just tasted like state, bland chips in dried tasteless meat

uh…wait what?
No, I don't live in abject poverty where I must consume all food that I come into contact with.

I heard it from another user
quick google search shows that it does exist
tacobell.com/Overwatch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netcode

Its one of the major chains that are on the way home from work when I don't feel like cooking/food prepping for myself nor do I feel like a burger and fries.

Battlefield changed it to 60 faggot
Sure is nice being killed behind cover/teleporting/after the jump.

Shit, I guess you're right
I live right next to like 4 Mexican food resturants and a Jack in the Box, so I almost never need to go to Taco Bell

funny, the game doesn't feel that slow. When I shoot people it feels like they are getting their health taken away immediately…

with a MUD you would experience the tics in a very real way. status messages and updates beyond what was immediately happening to you.

Update the wiki article then, faggot.

You're not even trying anymore.

What is
Etc, etc…
There are shit tons of popular games discussed here every day, it literally does not matter.

Every time.
That doesn't tell me much about the actual target to target shooting. I don't care for gimmicks, they don't last long in appeal. Besides, you're missing the point. Aiming and shooting takes zero fucking skill and is completely unsatisfying with the vast majority of the characters.
Are you fucking serious? This is never ok, and judging by how much literally everyone in this thread thinks the playerbase is shit and full of casuals, this will never fail unless you're terrible at everything.
I'm not even going to bother unhiding your replies anymore. Some of us grew up on shooters that ran 60-64 tick servers back in the 90s, something that a high budget AAA game can't even replicate. Not to mention the many complaints from buyfags in the thread about dying because of it.
Not when it's the only thing that does any work in a game that's supposed to be a shooter. The fucking gunplay and combat comes first, then the god damn gimmicks. Besides most of the abilities for the good characters hand the kills over to you.
Dito, you projecting faggot.


Actually there's 128 tick servers, but they're kind of rare and full from the looks of it.

Tickrate doesn't affect the 'speed' of the game, just how it registers hits. The game fills in between ticks.
youtube.com/watch?v=6EwaW2iz4iA

Thanks for letting me know you've only played 10 matches and died to the noob killer.

>Meican be fucked if he gets caught off guard

Scratch that if your going to shill at least play the game first Mei can become invulnerable for five seconds and heal, that counters everything tracer does.

If I had to say anyone was op it would be Reinhardt he is just better than every other tank and hard counters them all.

Hope blizzard enables gifting soon ) =

alright lets actually throw a discussion subject in here


i don't like playing support because i don't have a mic handy and i play with pubs a lot, symetra is probably my least favorite to use because she's the lamest fucking character in this game and i hate her gun

Stupid nigger this isn't CS:GO where each gun has a recoil pattern. Its the same as TF2 where you point gun, click, and do damage.

The aimbot doesn't last long at all, only does normal damage, and let me repeat my fucking self:
CAN BE BLOCKED BY EITHER SHIELDS OR WALKING AWAY WHEN 76 SAYS "I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS"

No, you and one other goon thinks that

So you never even LOOKED at footage where people just walked away from him? Or went into shields?
You have to time it right to actually have it do something.

>he actually fucking hid me
WEW LADS
WHO ELSE BUT GOONS WOULD SHITPOST IN A THREAD AND HIDE PEOPLE DISCUSSING THE GAME

Really? So you want it to be a point and click generic game instead of something fresh and original?
The ""gimmicks"" actually help you with these aspects, serving as rocket/sticky jumps and mobility boosts from TF2

Why should I trust you when you think 76's aimbot is anything other than trash?

Seriously though, the fact you flat out said you were hiding my posts because you know someone who actually played the game roasting you would be bad shows how much of a reactionary shitposter you are. You are the fucking cancer killing Holla Forums

some weapons are hitscan some are projectile though

I don't think casuals know the difference

Don't really have a favorite since I just pick whatever the team needs.
I dislike playing Bastion, the lack of mobility a shit. At least as Torbjorn I can move away from my turret get in there
Like favorite this really depends on both team compositions. Like I've had some matches where Bastion was a real pain in the ass and on others he couldn't do shit.

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Soldier just feels good. Even if you have an entire pug team of shitters Soldier still puts in work.
Probably Zenyatta. I haven't played him enough but it always feels like I'm not helping as much as if I just picked another healer.
Fuck Mei and her freeze gun that brings to the surface all of my hate and rage from terrible fighting games netcode.

Probably reinhardt just for those sweet pins

I just don't find genji has a good flow to him. Probably because of the circumstances of his design.

junkrat, so badly

What he's not getting is the ability you describe is an ult and arguably one of the shittier ones in the game.

Reinheart and Soldier 76. Old Guard is best guard.
Winston, I just don't know what to do with that goddamn ape.
Mei and Lucio in that order.

Favorite is probably Roadhog though I don't play him much since Reinhardt is better for the team in like 90% of situations
Least favorite is probably Mercy or Tracer, can't get the hang of Tracer at all and Mercy can't do much of anything on her own while Zenyatta and Lucio can sometimes make some big plays of their own impetus.
Widow I find to be the biggest nuisance, good Widows just make the game unfun as fuck and it feels like you can't do anything at all as they snap headshot you instantly the second you leave spawn.

boy, I'm not saying Bastion and Mei were OP for me. Bastionfags are the most laughable cunts in the entire game

But I'm just saying that the community of fags find them OP

Hes really not that hard to outskill


Fuck Roadhog.

zenyatta
anything but zenyatta
widowmaker, its just as bad as awp faggotry in counter strike.
even at close range they fart out a bullet that hits my ankle and I instantly ragdoll, all I can do is hope my team has a sniper thats better.

Jump in, kill Widow, Mercy, 76, McCree, Zenyatta or any other similar squishies that can't escape.
If you still have a good amount of health after that, then keep zapping. When you start to run out of health, jump back out and find a health pack or your healer.
Fighting those last two I mentioned will need you to play smarter, though. McCree and Zenyatta can both rip you apart if you're not smart with your barrier.

In TF2 it's all about the combat and passive class abilities such as Scout's speed and double jump, not fucking ultimates that kill for you and gunplay that practically aims for you.

try playing the game before you pretend like you're an authority on it.

What is the open beta?

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What is YouTube? Nigger you can see all of this shit for yourself.

Fucking what

The closest they are to killing the harder they are to pull off, the easier ones are basic fucking area denial

At least look up footage before shitposting

Good job you fucking faggot, removing words to suit your argument.
20 tick games don't require fucking precision at all.

Soldier 76. Thought he was going to be shit, but after playing him I fell in love. He's so versatile. There's never a situation he's not useful in. I love being able to heal myself and my team and keep up my assault on the enemy team. Hitting enemies with the rocket launcher is so satisfying.

Blackwidow and Hanzo. I suck at sniping in fps games.

Roadhogs are generally annoying, and a good Genji. A good Genji is rare but they can really dominate the match if they're good.

You can't be fucking serious.
I've played TF2 since 2007 and it feels the same exact way OW does.

Why am I even arguing with you?

agreed even though i like playing genji he's pretty frustrating, work your way around enemy lines to maybe kill one person before you retreat

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

This board is in a perpetual stew of shitposters.

See

Fucking retarded millennial baby.

Totally. He is really fun and cool but I just don't find him as good as he can be.

You're trying way to hard

topkek son, topkek

So you can at least admit that the rest have ults that are easy to pull off, even for a shitter like you?

Learn what fucking a fucking tick rate is kiddo.
Wew lad.

he's not my favorite to play, but he's up there in personality design

No, nigger. Shouting "EVERY SHOT I MADE HIT AND I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO TRY" isn't evidence.
There are tons of people who have played TF2 for years who got into OW and hardly landed every single shot they made.

Watch footage of the game before you attempt to shitpost. You're just making trash up now

Is this sack of shit worth a buy if it goes for >20 bux?

Yeah sure, it's already >20.

I think it already is
40>20

Its not going to go for 20 bux for a while now, but yeah its great fun if you enjoyed TF2

Eh, shit, meant the other way around. Just woke up

Also have they shown any interest in actually updating the game or will it be dropped a few months in after all the hype's died down and all the morons who got milked for lootboxes are dried up?

Who? Streamers, YouTubers, Casuals? The lack of precision is a major double edged sword as you can die around corners constant and miss shots you didn't think you could, you actually have to lower you level of precision just to cope with this.

Kek.

There's already hint for three new characters.
They would be stupid to stop updating.

It's just that I've seen this trend of super overhyped games that die off in the first few months and I'm not sure if I want to drop cash on this especially since it just looks like a 6v6 version of tf2 except it's got moba type characters instead of classes.

I think I love this character tbh.

They're updating D3, I think it's fair to think blizzard would keep updating to sell boxes.

The games that died off got panned by Redditors and psuedointellectuals like Angry Joe
So par people actually like the game


Besides, both of those hardly happened when I was playing

Then just wait six months or some shit. It might even be cheaper by then.

my only fear for this game is that they eventually start putting things behind a paywall that only paying for it can acquire.

There doesn't seem to be an incentive to do so, though.

How about profit?

Again, practically does because it requires less precision. But it did throw me off at first, and I'd overcompensate for it. I haven't play a game with this wank of a netcode in ages.

to buy more he means.

of course blizz wants to make more money. but as the consumer, whats the point?

People playing WoW pay 30 dollars for a mount.

yes, I suppose. But there are already plenty of idiots willing to want to get the latest and greatest to dress up their waifus to the point where they don't need to hide things exclusively behind a pay wall.

Currently, you can earn loot crates through play. Or you can buy them. Nothing is explicitly held since they're random anyway no matter if you buy them or earn them.

Basically this paywall only preys upon the retarded and waifufaggots.

we won and the only time i died was to my own bad ult but

fug wish I sold them when they were worth 50

why do i even get excited, must be human reaction to shiny things because most of the skins in this game aren't that great

I wish your mother had aborted you but we don't always get what we want do we?

If my mother aborted me how would I wish I paid that whore to abort you?

No need to lash out at people you
missed abortion

Where on God's green earth can I buy Overwatch for >$20USD? All the prices I'm seeing are still like $70.

So is this game good or not?

My friend said he'd pay half the price if I play with him

It's alright. Fun with friends, frustrating with pugs at times. If you can get a good discount you'll probably feel like you got your moneys worth.

Ask him if he needs another friend to play with

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i made oc by which i mean i googled the bear meme and edited it slightly.

I'd be more impressed if it showed him as a Reaper the entire round and played the character intelligently. What's the point of this?

It's not even the guy's own kills.
You'll notice his name changes with every clip. This is a compilation of random stranger's kills.

Trying to be the first famous overwatch player and get loyal viewers

funny, i just got that tonight too.

but i play mercy a decent bit so i was happy.

so far ive got reaper, d.va, reinhardt, mercy and zarya. the rng gods have been good to me, since those are all characters i play regularly.

tank - d.va probably. rein and zarya close second. rein because hes awesome and good fun to play, zarya because when you juggle your shields just right shes a monster.
support - lucio. mobile. decent damage, some control with his knockback, and grinding correctly can really give him some great mobility
offense - tracer/reaper. both are good at backline harass, with one being more of a skirmisher and the other being more of a finisher.
defense - junkrat. hes such a dick. honorable mention to mei because she manages to create salt from ice.

That second one was especially hard dickslap because A. I play everyone BUT symettra because shes fucking useless except for her teleporter B. It wasnt even the GOOD legendary that makes her look like Shiva but the "Why the fuck is this a legendary skin" that only really gives her a different haircut and outfit

so about the porn situation, are the SFM models are still out there right? So people can still make porn, they just can't contribute it on tumblr the likes.

smh

dude symmetra is fucking insane, her beam charges up to 120 dps really fast, you can facetank a winston and kill him first

I need to stop visiting this threads because my sanity is on the edge.

Not like your posts will be any less knowledgeable

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I would like to participate actively, but my extreme awareness of that little fact torments me.

it could be, its fun when it is but its bogged down by so much shit.
bad tickrate, bad matchmaking, iffy overtime mechanics.
maps with areas that could be interesting, but youll never see anyone defending in them because on defense fighting anywhere that isnt a choke point or objective is a good way to throw.
ult mechanics can be quite stupid, for some reason mercy's is the fastest charging in the game as an AoE resurrection. large targets like roadhog are extra risky to play because with their enormous health pool and hit box its very easy to build ult charge off of them, yet damaging a shield wont count for it, so why have anyone block the payload that isnt reinhardt?

id say wait until the game develops more, either more maps, custom servers or something else that catches your eye.
i bought it cause i played in the open beta and i enjoyed it.

see

her beam is hardcore. you can easily rekt more mobile heroes like genji and tracer, and burn through most tanks faster than they can kill you (roadhog and reinhardt being the exceptions).

plus once its charged it stays charged for a few seconds after. as long as you get it on another target within two seconds then you can continue with the beam of doom until you gotta reload.

i got way more than enough credits from the random crates to let me buy pretty much everything i wanted. the only thing i dont have are a few 'legendary' skins, and i dont really care all that much.

i would also like to mention that some classes have a much much higher skill cap than others, while others are idiot proof. this might bother you

how the fuck do you get 31 sentry turret kills with her?

Don't put them all in the same place, place them so that the enemy can't take out more than one with each shot.

Place them so that enemies have to make a decision of either shooting at enemy players or your turret.

Are you shills even trying?

hey, that's actually pretty good!

Alright, I like the game and all but you better have a good excuse for this one.

didnt they reduce the aoe on her ult?

Knowing Blizzard it's gonna be some former good guy getting corrupted by evil, or something along those lines.

i-i was just being ironic user, no shilling here.

game is kinda dissapointing since individual skill doesn't matter nearly as much as it should.

i just want tribes again

i mean people should be able to figure that out on their own when bear meme returns no spurdos on jewgle

Some people are fucking insane at this game.

b-b-but muh low skill ceiling!
skill doesnt m-m-matter in this gaem!

No surprise we lost

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So where's the porn being dumped?

You don't deserve it if you have to ask

Tribes is too hard of a game for must of us. I actually wanted to try tribes 1, so I downloaded a package of it from a website 2 years ago, just to find the netcode being utter terrible. If I turned say 90 degrees and shot a disc, it would register it that I actually shot it from 45 degree angle, so there was inconsistency of my viewmodel (local) and from which angle the disc took of from me. I didn't have this problem on local play, so I kind of concluded from this that Tribes is a dead game, because T:A is seriously pretty bad game when you objectively compare it to T1, but otoh T1 community is dead and kinda stupid. On one occasion some players were talking about IRC, and someone asked "what's irc?" .. it's very ironic that there are people who've regularly been playing a very old game that nobody cares about these days would not know what IRC is. But the moment I fail @ skiing a little bit I get called noob , "l2p" and what not.

>>>/vp/7753 has some of it

Go fuck yourself then. I'll just go get it myself.

yeah, the snipers have perhaps the highest skill cap while their counters are very predictable save for genji. kind of aggravating how forgiving they are, too.

Its a shame

Speaking of /m/, why the fuck haven't they made an Asuka skin for D.Va?

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i want to know what pharahs canon boob size is, this game is seriously lacking in tits. mei cant carry the burden all by herself.

Guess they dont want to cater to faggots

Fuck off,
its about time a game delivers on booty


In what regards?

I want the dumb bumble bee skin for D.VA

how can you call the valkyrie skin jack shit? that shit is arousing, changes her ult voice line and her tits are or at least look bigger with that armor. what i want to know is why her demon skins make her tits smaller.

what are you talking about? what games with sex appeal havent had a smorgasbord of ass?
why cant we have both? or maybe you like men

Senran Kangaroo has always been very disappointing with butts

SK panders to people with fucking pregnancy fetishes more than it does ass men

I came in here just to bitch about Zenyatta and how he desperately needs a buff more than any other char in the game.

He's super squishy. He's slow. He has no mobility. He can be instakilled by a million things, including a random arrow spam or a body shot from Widowmaker. His healing ability is low and slow, requires line of sight, and stops after LoS breaks for 3 seconds, making it a much worse version of Mercy's heals.

The ONLY thing that doesn't need to change is his offense, which is great. It's so fun and satisfying to use that it's the reason I use him so much, even though there is zero logical, rational reason to do so, because there is literally NO reason right now to play him as he's simply far too deficient. I love playing as Zen, and I'm relatively good at him, but it's infuriating trying to play with him because of the low heals and instadeaths.

I cannot fucking wait for them to fix him, needs to happen yesterday.
On an unrelated note, Lucio is a fucking nigger hip hop techno faggot who is trying to use "music" to "fight oppression." And he's Brazilian. I thought Zarya was bad, blizz went maximum cultural enrichment cuckoldry with this stupid shit. I hate his character design.

No one cares faggot

>>>Holla Forums

Pretty much nothing about his character says "brazillian" though except his default colors are the colors of the Brazil flag. He could pretty much be generic black American hip hop guy as well and it wouldn't make a difference. Same with Zarya and being Russian, if it wasn't for the accent.

Except half her voice lines.

I agree Lucio's design is shit. Can't argue though that he is fucking effective.

I like the demon/imp skins, and so does everyone else apparently because I almost see them more often than the default types.

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I just wish there were actual music tracks that would play in a the radius around him. Something that'd let people know they're in his AoE as well as being generally cool.
I don't even care about his backstory or shit, he's fun to play as and fills the support role extremely well

I don't have a single one, but:
Soldier, Zen, Bastion, Dva, Pharah.
The thing about Bastion is that it's difficult to actually be good with Bastion. Most faggots try to set up in one spot and mow everyone down. If that happens, the Bastion player isn't good; the other team fucking sucks. If it doesn't happen, because B is a sitting duck, that player is going to get rekt the whole game. However, using a bastion correctly, meaning you set up, mow someone down (or three) when the chance arises, then get up and move from spot to spot, is difficult to pull off. His recon gun is AWFUL, spread is too great and low ammo cap, and needs another ability to make him interesting (honestly, he feels like lazy mechanics design). However, it's satisfying to play as Bastion against a good team if you can actually play him right.

To play? I wouldn't say there's anyone I actively dislike playing, there are simply characters I don't give a fuck about and thus don't ever pick them. Mei and Tracer feel cheap as fuck, for example, everyone picks Rein, Genji, Hanzo and Widowmaker, so I don't, etc. I wouldn't say I have a least fav, there are just picks I don't use because they're overused or uninteresting to me.

Several. Hanzos, Widows, Meis, tracers, the occasional Genji or Torbjorn. I'll go down the list: Hanzos. Most of the suck and do nothing but spam arrows. They do so much damage that they barely try to aim, if they get a shot, it kills or hurts a shit ton, so they just let loose in someone's general direction. The arrows seem to have a giant headshot registration box, it's retarded. Widows are also irritating, especially while playing as Zen. Most of the widow problem is other teammates just trying to ignore her or avoid her instead of attempting to flank or kill. That's actually much of the issue with Genji. Genji is fucked if he has to deal with more than one person, but so often I'm fighting a Genji with one or two teammates right near me in LoS and they don't fucking do anything, they have such shitty awareness they don't see him or try to help. Torb is annoying because his turret is gay as fuck, it never misses, snipes you constantly from across the map, can sometimes hit you even if you can't see it or it's supposed to be blocked, and has full 360 range of motion and quick turn speed. You can't flank the turrets. Tracers suck because all they do is telespam. Even if the firefight is a draw, they're basically cowards, and there's no threat to you at all if you're even a half decent Tracer. Getting to hot? Just warp away. Getting too bad too fast? Rewind and then retreat. She's just so easy to escape with that people can use her to harass with fucking impunity 90% of the time.

Mei is probably the worst though. Turn invincible and heal yourself if you suck? Form a wall if things turn bad? Win any 1v1 fight you ever get into because unless someone has an escape move (genji or pharah, etc) no one can get away from your freeze? Worst of all, an absolutely unstoppable ultimate that has no fucking counter at all? You can get away from Mei's ult if you're specific characters who just so happen to have the right ability ready (genji's dash, pharah's pushback or jump, reaper's ghost form), but there's no way for anyone to know for sure where it's going to go and there's no way to stop it. Shooting the fuck robot should be an option.


wait, so i have to be from Holla Forums in order to be disgusted with obvious sjw ideology being shoehorned into my vidya? what kind of faggot are you? where the fuck were you when the first exodus happened?

he's absoultey effective, yes. he's the easiest healer to use and extremely effective because of it, mechanically he's very solid. I simply can't stand the character, his persona and design and all that.

webm unrelated

>>>/suicide/
Free your parents, clean the gene pool. Make your parents happy for once.

i can tell by your
posts that anything greater than three sentences strains the half dozen brain cells you have. considering this thread is for "discussion" that precludes faggots like you

cry moar bitch nigga, hope to see your
top quality one sentence posts coming soon to this thread. and have fun saging while i bump it anyway. :^)

Holla Forums leaking again now that tards cant post there

kek

Soldier 76 is fucking great. There's something about his no frills playstyle that feels so satisfying in the midst of all the gimmicky characters. That voice too, I heard it and immediately had to check if it was really Michael Ironside

Mei is horrible to go up against but her Ult can somewhat be countered by Genji reflecting the Ult making it his

Reinhard was my first love, no D.Va is closing in fast as I learned how to play her. Genji, Soldier and Pharah coming after them on the shared third place.

haven't touched all heros yet, but overall I just suck at playing healers.

Fucking Mei, I still don't know how to counter her except maybe somebody sniping her. She's like a seriously OP version of Pyro.

If Holla Forums triggers you this badly then you shouldn't be on this site at all. Sperging out at the mere mention of the phrase "SJW" is a good sign you're definitely not from around here. Maybe a genuine shill?

yeah, I love him. I've seen some complaints about he's the most boring character or whatever, but he's just so well rounded and flexible that no matter fucking what you can always do reasonably well, even if the rest of your team is failing miserably. He's fast, can heal, has reliable and decently accurate damage, etc.

Protip: when you shoot, always spam your left click, don't hold it down unless close range. His first shot is perfectly accurate hitscan that resets after you let go of the button, and left clicking constantly empties the mag as fast as holding it anyway. You're able to essentially snipe with him, it's fucking wonderful.


Sure but that's extremely situational. My philosophy is that everything in the game should have a very reasonable chance at being countered or mitigated in some way by player ability, skill, reaction time, etc. Currently there's no way to stop Mei from freezing half your team with her ult. They need to change it in some fashion so that if somebody is fast enough, they can actually DO something about it rather than hope and pray they're out of range or have an escape ability ready. Even then if YOU escape, there's nothing you can do for your teammates, unless you're Zen.


i'm legitimately concerned about this board now. I haven't been here in a while, been doing real life shit, but Holla Forums has always hated social justice warriors and their batshit insanity and extreme ideology pushing. Seeing those comments made me worry a little that Holla Forums is slipping toward "sjws are okay you're being stupid for worrying about them" which would make this place a nightmare.

If video games triggers you this badly then you shouldn't be on this site at all. Sperging out at the mere mention of the phrase "Holla Forums" is a good sign you're definitely not from around here. Maybe a genuine shill?

Pharah counters her pretty hard. Shift and E will both escape her freezes, or just flying, she can get over the walls easily, and its hard to survive focused rocket fire. Mei can still iceblock, but then she pretty much instantly dies when she comes out of it unless her team is there to save her.

Tracer is pretty good against Mei too. Not as good at killing her, but its pretty much impossible to freeze tracer.

wew lad
better reign in that retard streak, you're 35 for 35 now

changing the words in his sentence and trying to throw it back at him doesn't work. have you read your post? do you realize the irony of your image, considering you've posted 35 times in this thread (more counting the ones the cyclical removed) with single line replies and total lack of any discussion? do you get so salty and buttfrustrated by reading this that you won't respond or if you do it'll be some retarded ad hom non-response that has nothing to do with anything and will just be a "no u?"

i feel a bit of pity for you, your life is miserable. i hope it gets better, until then you'll just have to try not being as much of a colossal faggot as usual. But keep on fighting the good fight anyway, keep that sage on.


i don't think Mei is totally unfair or anything, i just don't think she requires any skill outside of shooting icicles at range, and i think it's cheap as fuck the stupid shit she gets away with without even trying. Really, her ult is my biggest problem. If they altered that, I wouldn't care nearly as much.

i think you just didn t understood what battleborn is …
it has nothing similar to team forteress or overwatch.

it s more borderland-like

to put battleborn here is the same thing as puting PANZAR with lol/dota etc …

Anons I've got a question.

What do you think of paladins

I mean I haven't played this or paladins but they both look kind of similar

you're making me not want to play it even more

Holla Forums still does hate them, the reason I think people are getting spergy about it, is that the term sjw is being thrown around much more loosely lately. Anything from being slightly left leaning to just not being a natsoc has beem dubbed 'sjw' by one persob or another. That combined with a lot of Holla Forums derails lately, some people sperg the fuck out at any mention of it now. A lot of threads end up as Holla Forums vs anti-Holla Forums shitting now.

I'm definitely not defending the guy sperging out I'm just providing some context as to why something like this would happen if it isn't a shill

smh
Stay in your hugboard instead of sperging out elsewhere downy

nah

At first I thought this too but then

well aside from the fact that it have different character with unique abilities (24)

it has split screen,(i dont remmember if overwatch have it)
and the coop is more of a borderlands's kind of mission.

basicly battleborn is a game you play only with friend and only like this. (not worth for solo)

it s closer to destiny/warframe/borderland
than overwatch or team fortress ..
even the humor is borderland-ish

i really dont know why they was fucktard who considered him as an overwatch challenger …(maybe they where shilling for overwatch)

Anyone play this on console?

How do you deal with mobile characters, is there a button that turns you around 180.

Imagine if PC version had… god fucking damnit

pharah is good vs. mei. junkrat too, if you can keep distance.

mei also works, if you get the freeze off first. also roadhog for hook/pig dick combo. any other character that has high burst damage works too, so widow/hanzo or mcree who lands flashbang/fan.

even Quake 3 has split screen on the Spearmint engine
step it up Blizzard

Just buy two copies :^)

I'm not sure if OW splitscreen would be good, but for BB it could be fantastic because it has PVE content, and that's usually fun in co-op

fixe for you + a webm showing that even a brain dead guys can make kills

ahah, get it ? dead

previous post if this webm was deleted … i guess it s due to the fact that we are in a shilling thread.

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at leats you dont have ultimate that give you instantly 3 kill without even trying …

webm server a full of this "play of the game" who are only about pressing the ult button …

dam… even in league of legend/dota etc pressing the ult button dont give you an automatic kill …

McCree shits all over Mei. He can take pretty much anyone in close quarters with a flashbang and fan the hammer

Reinhardt

Symmetra

Any Zarya and competent Tracers. Zarya just becomes fucking invincible and Tracer is just an annoying Flying Scout on drugs.

Holy shit you type like a retard.

Overwatch has enough faults, why are you making shit up you stupid faggot?

Zarya's shield only blocks like 200 damage, maybe less. If you have the damage output just power through it, she doesn't benefit from the energy if she's dead.

Looks like i have to demand a fucking refund because Blizzard decided that its shit shouldn't work with 4G internet.
Well done Blizzard, real genius decision there.

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What?

The launcher flat out refuses to download any of their games if you are on a 4G connection, this was apparently a deliberate decision.

and 4G internet is pretty fast, don't know what your problem is with it.

I play Reinhardt almost every match, and I can't do jack shit against the dyke since her shield can apparently block my rocket charge. The fact that she can buff team mates with that shield is just even worse. I've been denied charge kills on their healer simply because Zarya looked back and tapped E.

I play rein a lot too. Even if you miss your charge you should be able to kill the healer with a couple hammer swings and a fire strike. The Zarya too if you line it up right. She's a pain but not near as dangerous as Roadhog.

heh

what ? are you saying ooverwatch ult can t instant kill super easely ?

ebin meme :-D you're so funny omg, original content

filtered

Oh, you mean an ability that Reaper doesn't have?
You mean the ability where he will play a loud sound effect and large visual effect warning everyone that heeeeeres reaper!
You mean the "Die Di- UURRGGHH" ability, where he will activate it in the middle of the enemy team and be focused so fast he's gotta respawn twice?

Mister, please. It's incredibly easy to spot those that haven't even tried the game and don't know how things are balanced there. You sound like those faggots complaining that fighters are all about spamming the special moves of your character and there's no skill involved. Just punch until you get enough special meter and use a special attack, that's all fighter are.

I am proud of every one of you anons shitposting all over these shills and leddit blizzdrones. Keep up the good work.

I always hear about this but I've never encountered it. Is it an American thing?

Must be. Probably some attention whore gurl gamer. America is infested with those.
Regular and decent supports know not to expect help since they ARE the help others expect.

Muritards are taught from young age that they are special little snowflakes. Just look at them sperging out here.

shill more


Shadow Step

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Oh so it's not Blink anymore, is it?
It's not instantaneous and it has plenty of warnings before it's complete, is it?
Because what happens to most funny Reapers that try to teleport to the middle of an enemy team is that someone is already lining up an headshot while he's still teleporting, killing him the second his long animation ends.

Shitpost more.

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Zarya or Genji. Zarya's so good it's almost criminal.
Mercy
Toblerone, that fucking turret is way tankier than you would expect at level 2

Go home reddit.

Reaper can actually be damaged on both ends of the teleport before it completes. People are pretty stupid not to realize this.

Yes, but you often don't have line of sight to where he is currently, unless he is trying to escape with the teleport wich rarely works.
However, many Reapers try to sneak up on Widows or the backline with their teleporter, but that ability makes a very loud noise and the result is that the Widow already has a fully charged shot aimed at your head when you finish teleporting or there's 4 guys turned around and hitting you the moment you finish teleporting.

It's actually somewhat similar to the Cloak of the Spy in TF2. It's not really gonna help you if someone sees you using it and the noise betrays you so often, you better use it a bit away from people.

No one said that, don't put words in other people's mouths faggot.

Really not in the mood to argue with E.Y.Efags right now.

daily reminder that D.Va deserves to be heavily buffed

I think DVA does a good job of being a highly mobile tank/harass. Like Winston, but she does a LOT more damage and can block shots mid-flight, especially useful for closing with Widowmaker.

What is the difference between normal life and yellow, which I assume is armor?

supposedly armor reduces incoming damage by 5 per attack, to a max of 50% reduction.

That information may not be accurate.

D.va because she's a qt.
Zarya because she looks like a tumblr bull dyke.
Lucio because I don't like niggers.

imo Pharah and Widowmaker are the two most overpowered characters. Neither has an actual counter other than be a better pharah/widowmaker

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Realistically McCree is broken beyond belief in competitive, as is Lucio.

Widow is leaning towards it as well.

why?

There's no "180 degree" button like in L4D.

I own it on PC, but wanted to give it a shot on a friend's PS4. I've played a bunch of Halo so I'm used to the "Magnetism" that you get from your typical console FPS.

Unfortunately, Overwatch has this acceleration on top of that, so you can't do quick flicks of the joystick. You're able to change the sensitivity vertically and horizontally, but can't turn off that obnoxious acceleration.

This makes playing with characters that require you to take your thumb off the right stick a lot more difficult than they should be. (Lucio and Genji jumping, etc…) You're able to change the control layout to whatever you want, but god forbid you want to turn off that look acceleration…

You have to hold the stick for a certain amount of time for the acceleration to bring it to "full speed."

On top of that, console has no split-screen.

PC is controller-compatible BUT no magnetism, so there's no point in using one when you have a mouse/keyboard.

Because funnily enough offense/defense character pickers in general seem to have no teamplay awareness.

That sounds horrible.

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widowmaker, hanzo, roadhog (the hook has a longer range than most people think), 76

winston (jump, barrier, beam her to death, repeat until she changes character), pharah, junkrat, hanzo, genji if you deflect well

Symmetra's gun is amazing. Left click counters tiny fast characters and right click counters big shield characters. I've taken down full health roadhogs with her laser because I just jump up inside them and they're spinning around trying to find me while I drain their health.

not really. she can, depending on the map, but more often than not even half decent widows pick off pharahs from a mile away, especially if they jump.

it doesn't help that the lateral movement for all the characters in this game is slow as shit. sniping in this game is easy as fuck, because not only are there plenty of areas with a long, unobstructed line of sight, but characters simply can't move fast enough to throw off your aim.

I've seen some top class fucking sniping in a good number of other FPSs, and this game doesn't have that. You have good widows, of course, who can snap to targets and kill them quickly, but most Widows I see don't NEED to really be good and they still rack up a kill count. It is not difficult to snipe in OW whatsoever.

two volleys of ninja stars with Genji will kill Widow.

agreed on the sniping mechanics. its easy mode. plus there only seem to be two hit areas; headshots, and the rest of the body. you take as much damage from a shot in the foot as you do a full chest shot. bad design imo.

if you cant use pharah to counter widow then try for junkrat. just lob grenades in her direction, keep moving and keep up the indirect fire. the only map that really strictly favors widow ive found is temple of anubis on defense. then youre best option is to go widow to counter her, take her out, then either try and take the defending high ground, or mine it and play the mobile foot game on the ground and wait for her to reappear.

btw, temple of anubis a shit. most of other maps have enough options for progressing when on attack, but ToA has that very early narrow chokepoint where the only options are to go staight forward until you can take the hall immediately on your left, or try and charge the middle and hope you dont get rekt by the enemy on the high ground.

on that note, favorite level/least favorite level?

favorite - probably gibraltar or route 66. pretty well designed levels with multiple points of entry that are still relatively close together, making both attack and defense a challenge.

least favorite - anubis, for reasons mentioned above.

i find the KotH maps are really balanced all around. i have a lot of close games on those, stuff that goes into overtime with one team barely winning 2-1 instead of a 2-0 shutout.

im not a fan of the pure capture point maps generally, although hanamura is fun more often than not compared to the others.

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which nepal user? theyre not all the same.

outside of some environmental kill cheese on the temple nepal map, i dont have any problems with nepal. just make sure you bring mei or artic zarya so you can be nice and comfy

Does anyone still have that shop of the gorilla getting sniped by that purple victoria secret model.

Ask SpeedoSausage on his twitter

All of them except the one with the bell on a platform. I don't know why I hate that piece of shit map so much, but I fucking do. If I were able to only play on payload maps and Hanamura, I'd do it just because Nepal made me hate KOTH.

Probably because I like playing Hanzo and Tracer so Nepal doesn't leave me many openings to taunt after kills

Illios, well and ruins are god tier and lighthouse is okay
Either Kings Row or Lijang tower, I can't stand garden or control room and Kings Row I just really don't like how point A plays out and how the alley after it always just get breezed through without any fights. Anubis right behind them because its so chokey.

Replace EVE with Garfield cart.

Yes they did, look harder.

hanzo's dragon sight is pretty god tier when used right on any of the koth mapes (exception of ilios ruins, since its so open). it lets you see where the enemy is coming from and setup a defense better.

but i dont really play hanzo so i cant speak too much about how effective he really is on koth maps

Recon Arrow does surprisingly little on most KOTH maps simply due to the fact everything up to the point is so bloody open you have almost no use for it - outside of a few exceptions such as the small temple-esque building in Chink Tower. Biggest problem for him is that if you do not control the point, it feels incredibly hard for him to accomplish much in helping the team take it back, while if he is defending the point you have a much easier time doing something worthwhile. Generally speaking it feels like Widowmaker is superior on KOTH maps, especially on Illios.

Generally it feels like Widowmaker is superior on all maps, Hanzo's ult is great for breaking up something like a bastion+reinhardt on top of a payload but Widow's better at keeping them from ever being able to set that up in the first place.

If you want to set yourself up in a corner then Widow is the way to go. If you want to have fun though, Hanzo is much better and incredibly good at medium - short range, regardless if its Defense or Offense, with the exception of a map or two. Not to mention Combo Wombo with the ult is great, especially if you taunt them from 5 feet away while they're dying.

There are KOTH maps?
And yet you trigger autists by implying OW is a tf2 killer.

so i was looking at the highlights and saw this, then i realized bastion is there because of the main menu

quality

Please, tell me how to consistently counter McWHOATHERE other than playing him yourself and managing to get your e off first.

listen and be aware, stay a certain distance from him if you know he's around

if he ambushes you, you will not win


MONKEY MADNESS
MONKEY MADNESS


i know its good, but i don't like using weapons like that, but her orb is super useful cuz everyone expects reinhart to fucking tank it

genji is suffering

That's why I love CS. Too autistic for any normalfags and sjw's to stand it.

Yeah, that's what I figured. It's pretty easy to listen for footsteps in this game, but he always manages to flank me at just the right time when I'm not listening. I honestly think they shouldn't touch his right click damage and just make e only stun if you're facing the direction he throws it.


Ilios, especially as le tricky musical nignog, so easy to bait people into walking near a ledge and potentially having widow wallhacks on top of that makes me diamonds.
Anubis, extremely limited attacking options aside defending or attacking is just plain boring on that map.

i don't know if it was reduced, but it can be blocked by the environment so running behind the nearest wall will help you survive the blast, sometimes even shit like lamposts will save you

most people seem to just throw it at points to get people to scatter cuz no one dies to that shit anymore

That's actually hilarious

Today I learned that if two Reinhardts charge each other they'll both fall down and be stunned as if they got hit by HAMMER DOWN

reins who play in pubs a lot must have unholy patience because no one seems to understand that his shields don't last forever and he can't keep up with most characters

It sucks when your teammates don't help you push and assume you can just be a wall forever. Every once in a while, though, you'll find opponents who never attempt to break his shield, and then you DO end up being a wall forever.

I actually love it when my teammates use the shield as a safe way to get into a nearby room/chokepoint

Yeah, that's good too. At least do something with it instead of pretending it's not there.

getting your e off first will actually lose you the fight because the other texas will come out of the stun sooner :^)

Is it me or is Blizzard actively ignoring bug reports? I keep getting disconnected from servers without any reason and the support person told me "lol its ur hardware bro"


but this only happens in Overwatch no other game and I never get any lag before this happens just instantly dropped

It's your computer actively trying to save itself from the shit taste you inflict on it.

I have never had your problems. Maybe it is you.

Doing some research

This issue atleast for me has been going since open beta during that time the blizzard support told me it will be fixed. It still isant I tried the reddit for answers but they all downvoted me due to the fact "Blizzard would have fixed this by now your just salty bro XDXDXDX" the official forums have threads up but until recently a blue made an official post about it

even other buzzard games work fine?

Yes but I only play Hearthstone games like CSGO,Rainbow 6 Siege and MGSV work fine online.

The overwatch bug also happens in the main menu,bot games almost the entire game is unplayable to a degree

You've tried reinstalling it, I assume

As many things that TF2 does better than overwatch, sentry guns are even more effective in TF2 whereas in overwatch they are basically just minisentries until you pop the ult

>>>/suicide/
This game is the most cancerous thing since Undertale.

I have done tons of thing even had to change the fucking ISP ports and take down my firewall for it nothing works.

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745174482

A month later they finally say something about it atleast

i think that image was your first post in the thread

i read that initially you could upgrade it to level 3, but you needed to collect scrap to upgrade it. and there are no ammo pickups so that meant go to dead bodies just like for what is now only used for armor. i think each scrap pickup gave more though.

Blizzard doesnt know where they wan mcree

1st his long range was OP they nerfed that now hes CQC is OP.

I guess the only way they can balance this is just make it like Lucios right click and put a 3 second cooldown on it.

Keep crying bitchnigger, your autistic tears fuel this threads continued existence. Is Valve paying you in actual money or just spit-lubed dickings?

Besides Mcrees single fire is still fucking good.

but you cant duel Widow faggots anymore if they know what to do.

That's pretty weird. Surely their servers aren't set up to act much different than Hearthstone's. I guess nobody took it seriously for so long because they couldn't duplicate it.

I fucking hate tech support, from any company. I remember having to deal with whoever manufactured my mothers laptop. There was something wrong with the wifi adapter so she couldn't connect to the internet. Their advice was to reinstall windows.

theres a reason hes classed as offense and not pussyfart

Initially you needed scrap just to drop a level 1 turret.

You can even see by pressing F1 as Torbjorn that the tooltip still says "This does not cost scrap" or something like that. That text is there because it used to and people needed to know.

Upgrading turrets also used to cost scrap, and one of Molten Core's perks was that it removed scrap cost from all abilities.

Was the turret also stronger than it is now?

someone should buy me the game imo

If the damn things still costed scrap I might be less aggravated by the insta-lock on. I can tell it would kill Torb if his turret couldn't do that but Christ almighty its annoying.

They were weaker, actually.

I'd pay 40 bucks for a good blowjob tbh

they called me the vacuum at my high school.

Boys' high school.

The whole scrap mechanic seems pretty iffy, it's good incentive to keep Tor from just sitting behind his turret but it seems like it's really swingy, you're either getting rekt and you have no scrap and you're down an ability so you can't recover or you have more scrap than you can use because your teammates are ultra tanky and you've got a solid line that isn't going to budge.

Holla Forums is full of faggots
no wonder they hate women.

Check your cis-gendered privileges, scum.

comcast tech support


was there a cooldown on armor toss back then?

Fuck you leather man

You really don't have anything better to do with yourself, do you?

Dont forget comcast you have to call to reset your router sometimes.

Zarya is so fucking good. Arctic skin is the best on her. I got enough crates from leveling up that I was able to get that one and hide the hideous hair.

I'm near convinced she's one of the best characters in the entire game.

Also if I recall didnt genji have a bleed effect?

Yes.
They were also weaker and you could only hold half as much scrap as you can now.


Really at this point it's a holdover from when he actually used the stuff for more than shitting out armor packs. You could hold less of it and it was used for EVERYTHING so you had to make decision on how to use it.

Turrets are in a weird place too since you can't upgrade them to level 3 anymore. They used to be weak but since they cost scrap to upgrade - in addition to hits giving less upgrade progress - getting them to level 3 was really rewarding. Now they're strong right out of the gate and there's little decision-making required.

If I had to guess I'd say he's the first character due for a rework.

Swift Strike had a bleed effect that did damage over time. The strike itself was weaker than it is now but with the bleed it actually did more damage total.

Just love being the one who saves the game.


I wish you were more likely to get rewards for classes you play a lot of. I also wish they increased the money gained, almost level 30 and only have 500 coins.

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They should add a new costume for every character that only unlocks when you play them for so many games

That's what they have for Heroes of the Storm.

I'd be very surprised if Overwatch didn't get something similar eventually.

look, Unrelated, but i'm streaming "cool runnings' right now.

original.livestream.com/binaryghosts

So why should I play this instead of TF2? I mean it looks cool and all, but if there is leveling involved I don't want to play. You shouldn't get a bonus just cause you played or paid more.

I dont think levels do any in-game thing, just dictate playtime, dedication, and match-making. Like Splatoon.

When do you use M1 as Zarya? I feel like it have no use and M2 is what you use all the time

Levels mean nothing.

Finishing off low health enemies.

Damn thing has a bigger range than what one might expect from just the visual stuff really, best to use it when in close to possibly medium range and M2 for everything else + ult combo.

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bully me

I'm always mistiming resurrections. It seems every time I get two or three people someone pops their ult and knocks them all back down

Things in the air, things that are fast but low on health. It's basically useless if you don't have charge but pretty good when you do.

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when you have the opportunity to, its usually better

the matchmaking in this game is a joke

The beam has over twice as much DPS as the bombs.
Use the beam for single targets and the bombs to hit enemies around corners or when there's two or more enemies.

who wants to buy me overwatch

I got a pen handy

fuck off

are you a girl?

for you

I could. But only if you promise me your bones when you die.

Wow, user. I didn't know Zarya tips meant that much to you. Sure.

would you like to donate your body to science?

No. I wont' donate my body to science. My bones serve another purpose.

Do you feel in charge?

of course, my body is a temple

Blizzards support has always tried to blame anything and everything else rather than try to work on the problem. Pic related.

Fucking Blizzard.

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Pharah's E will let her survive a Hook shot MOST of the time. Latency-dependent I think.

I kill Widow's with Pharah ALL the time. In fact it's my best character vs widow. I'll often direct hit her by spamming straight up her line of fire, she has no choice but to eat rockets or give up her position. Hanzo has basically no chance at all.

The way to counter this is to be a better widow than the pharah. As for Soldier 76, he's usually my go-to against Pharahs, but good Pharah's can still shit on him. Genji is shit at killing Pharah, but he has the best chance out of ALL heroes of surviving her (which is why I will often solo-ult to kill his ult).

The difference between a good Pharah and a shit one, besides being able to reliably direct-hit non-tank targets, is using cover instead of just flying around hoping they don't shoot you. She is by far the strongest peak-and-shoot character.


As for countering Widow, Winston and D.VA SHOULD be able to. Unfortunately she can snipe Winston out of the air on the approach, and escape D.VA with her grappling hook. Widow's jump animation is also ridiculously hard to hit, since she near-instantly pulls her feet up over where her head was before the jump, another reason why D.VA has difficulty getting the kill even though she can use her shield+jets to close with impunity.

it always seems like the most difficult games i have are the ones where i just cant blast someone after a hook, sometimes ill yank them and theyll end up behind me or just not come at all, it really throws me off.

have you tried turning it off and on?

Ulting a Genji as Pharah is risky as fuck since he can reflect it, though.
This right here. I see people post about how Bastion is a Pharah counter but in my experience, Pharah absolutely shits all over Bastion. Her high damage lets her easily take care of stationary turrets and the splash takes care of Symmetra's sentries.

These are people who think that because Pharrah has a jetpack she should be in the air at all times.

Genjis usuing their ult usually don't want to reflect at all, precious seconds they could be slicing someone.

They also won't be aiming for long ranged targets because they don't have access to their surikens, so they probably won't even be looking at you when you start raining rockets, making it more difficult to counter.

Finally, even if he kills you with reflect, the duration of reflect and travel time of the rockets means he will probably STILL die from your rocket barrage anyway when his reflect ends, assuming he doesn't get splashed to death even while it is up.

CAN he do it? Yes. It's just a lot less likely than what happens if you just try shooting him normally.

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You should know what to do then

talk about a big fat no

This is why I play crazy hammer bro Reinhardt and not shield bitch Reinhardt, unless I'm parked on a payload.

The hook has to be one of the buggiest things in the game, I died earlier to a widow I hooked because the hook connected but only stunned her for like a quarter the duration and didn't pull her at all so while I was stuck in the animation yanking someone who wasn't moving she just recovered and shot me in the head until death. It wasn't even some weird corner hook or anything, she was standing still down a hallway with nothing between us and the hook just failed to pull.

My best guess would be she probably got stuck on a rail or something as you pulled her in.
I really wouldn't know. I've never seen anything like that.

ive had this happen to me in the little room/hallway off the street right after the capture point on king's row. had a roadhog hook me and i ended up in front of him but in the corner, outside the room, with the wall between us. i was standing at the edge of the hallway and strafed to the side when i saw him come around.

latency plays some fun games.

I wanted to but you can't gift overwatch sorry.

Whenever I'm doing well, the rest of my team disappears and I go back to main menu matchmaking and get matched with a team that wrecks me. I think it's designed to push a 50% win rate on everyone.

so after watching a few vids on youtube and testing it out myself, ive come to the conclusion that hanzo is bullshit. at max draw, his arrows have a hitbox about 3-4x as large as the actual arrow.

seriously, go into training and check it out. aim near the head of a training bot at medium range, about half an inch away from it and loose the arrow. then slowly creep your aim towards the head of the bot, releasing full power arrows each time you notch your aim a bit closer, and youll see that you can actually hit the bot even though the path of the arrow would make it a miss.

its ridiculous.

yep
He can also one shot most people at close range.

But Holla Forums says that he's shit :^)

??

What are you confused with? You got a highlight intro, a voice line, one of the high tier skins, and a not so interesting one.
Do you play as Reaper or Junkrat? I keep getting shit for characters I rarely touch

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kek this game

Personally I've already got good skins for all the characters I play (that have good skins), so I'm at something of a loss what to do with my credits. There are some gold-tier skins I like better than the ones I have, but I just don't see spending that much on a different color.

here's your attention

Who here said he was shit? If anything most people here have become aware of how high his skill cap is, and people who are really good with him dominate.

I played a hanzo earlier who was nailing head shots left and right, and doing this thing where he'd shoot his scatter arrow perfectly at your feet and the entire explosion would hit you and one shot you.

It was the nastiest thing I'd ever seen. I've been trying to practice with hanzo now because it was just too cool.

Just a couple days ago people were saying that hanzo's arrows are hard to aim and slow

Probably because he's designated as a sniper so they try to play him like a long-range sniper.
That or they're just shit. Hanzo's fucking easy as long as your team comp isn't garbage.

thats how they do things nowadays. you dont get matched with players of equal skill, it just juggles whatever retards it has around to try to force that win rate.
its the reason i cant honestly recommend the game to someone going in blind.
if they ever get a server browser then fuck yeah.

Lets see, I have D.VAs junebug, Genji's Nomad, Hanzo's Lone Wolf, Mei's Firefighter, Mercy's Imp and Sigrun and Reinhardt's Goldhardt.

I mostly play Pharah, Mercy, Reinhardt, and Lucio. I don't really like Pharah or Lucio's gold skins. Actually I don't like anything Lucio has and I only play him because he's too OP not to have. I'd rather have Reinhardt's Stonehardt and Mercy's Devil, but 1000 for a different color is kind of steep. I wouldn't mind D.VA's Scavenger either but I hardly ever get to play her.

if it weren't for the stupid arrow hitbox id agree with you on the skillcap. but unless that gets changed to something more realistic that isn't just "shoot close to them" then i gotta disagree with you.

the sad thing is, i could see it. i could see hanzo players who would be badass, but every time i see a bunny hopping hanzo OHKO some guy with an arrow to the fucking knee from half a map away i gotta smh fam.

If it weren't for the stupid arrow hitbox (which I agree is stupid), why would anyone play hanzo over widowmaker? Only reason I can think of is his ult.

he isnt even as much of a pain in the ass to pin down since he doesnt have a grappling hook. climbing walls is great but its not fast enough to save your life.

Is this a joke? read the post that the post you replied to, replied to.

Hanzo's arrow hitbox registration is fucking ridiculous. Misses are hits ALL THE TIME. The majority of the time I see enemy Hanzos they simply let loose in the general direction of enemy players, they don't even try to be precise, even simply spamming arrows through their teammates without being able to see anyone. And they STILL get kills. The "Q of the game" doesn't help. In fact I see plenty of Hanzos that dont even bother with a full draw, they simply pull and release as quickly as possible from mid range while keeping the reticule at head level and they get headshots.

If Hanzo wasn't given a hardcoded hitbox handicap, sure, his skill ceiling would be high. Not nearly as many people would play him. But that's not what happens. I don't care what you say, he's just like Widow: you don't need to be good with him to dominate.

The arrow's hitbox seems to be about the size of Symmetra's alt-fire balls.

Add Zarya's Arctic skin to that too. Now I don't have to play with problem hair anymore if I use her.

grats. just got her industrial skin. ive got artic now too, so 2x legendary for mother russia.


i also have her "big siberian bear" line as well, which is great. not d.va "winky face! ;)" great, but still great.

nothing mines more salt than a triple mech boom kill with a "winky face! ;)" thrown in on the killcam.

That guy has some problems, look at those eyes

With smallest charge maybe

The only heroes I have some problems with is widowmaker due to how mobile she is / utility, Lucio… and maybe a little bit Mei? Mei wouldn't be such big dead if she didn't have a huge ult, wall and slow gun. So much utility. But honestly, I'd be happy if widow and lucio gets some tweaking.

Been playing Tracer recently, I find it annoying how little throw range & blast radius her pulse bombs have.

As the lowest health character in the game, I have to get right up in someones face to secure a single kill, because the tiny blast radius means that even if the enemy team is grouped up I'll only ever hit one person.

As Junkrat I can safely sit in the corner hiding and secure an easy teamkill because the blast radius is massive, the only downside being that the enemy team can shoot my bombtire, which is a non issue as no one ever shoots it.

people are stupid. I kill that tire all the time as fucking reinhardt.

This is so fucking true.

And as Soldier76, your healing field is LAVA to your team mates.

THANK YOU MARK

Junkrat's tire is probably one of the worst ults cause a light breeze is enough to destroy that thing. Even when Im the most sneakiest mother fucker someone will snap shot that thing within .5 seconds of it being in view.

It would really be nice if non-support characters could see team health values. Even the enemy has more information than we do.

You can turn that on in the menu. You have to select individual heroes to turn that on for them specifically. It's a godsend for Soldier76

It's only available for heros who can heal teammates. You can turn it on for 76, but not for Torbjorn for some dumb reason to tell who might need an armor pack.

Oh. Didn't know that. That's fucking retarded.

It would be useful for ALL heroes, knowing when your team is in trouble to try and help or not rely on them for help.

But you can see their health!
There's a small triangle above them when they are over a wall. If it's blue, they are fine, if it's yellow they took some damage. Dunno if regular heroes get the Critical Tag on them as well, but at least you can tell who's injured and who isn't.
If they are green, it's your friend and he's at full health

If you can see them them though, I think you can see their healthbar, detailed with the different colors. As Symetra, I always look for the last blue pips and put some shields if they aren't there. You can also look for armor on them and if there's none, try to land some armor on them or put it nearby.


The HUD could still be improved. If there's one thing I miss from SMITE for instance is to have your teammate character portraits on the left side so you can know their health at all times and also how long till they get their Ulti. Currently, there's no way to know this unless they choose to tell you or the automatic voiceline they say.
A nice indicator on the other corner with the faces of the enemy team as they are identified would be pretty sweet too so you could know everytime one's dead and keep a tally on both teams numbers without having to press TAB.
It's information you can already see but "hidden" behind TAB, wish it was part of the HUD.

Guess they wanted the UI simplistic and easy to see for the console players?

Optimal strategy

All I can say about the game is that it's fun for a while but inferior to TF2 in almost every respect, and TF2 isn't even that good anymore.

I can only laugh at the people trying to make a "competitive scene" out of it.

What were the images

It will eventuate, unlike TF2 :^)

Probably, but it'll be terribly forced just like competitive HoTS is and will have almost no base.

Not happening, what's the tickrate on the OW servers anyway? If it's on par than Battlefield games (10-30) I'll die

on par with*

60

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It's not extremely bad, but 64 tick in CS:GO was and still is garbage

Comp scene for Overwatch will be smaller than TF2

Would you like to elaborate on how it's "inferior on every aspect"? Because that sounds way too objective or too subjective.


You're asking for a specific detail because you already know the answer to that, you need to practice your shitposting-fu.
And considering that the competitive ranking hasn't been released yet, we do not know what tickrate will be used on those servers, but it's quite possible it won't be the same as in regular QuickMatch.

I'm glad I played the beta so I could get all the fun I could out of this shallow cash in.

Even the deadest blizzard esports is more alive than TF2's ever was, you're delusional.

Oh she's absolutely horrible as a tank, yeah. But as a beefy attacker she's pretty alright. I used to think she was shit until I stepped away from the tank mentality. Basically you want to be a flanker and disrupt tightly grouped parties. See a reinhardt taking hits for the team? Ram him and knock him out of place. See a phara causing trouble? Ram her and maybe tank her ultimate with your shield. Same goes for bastion, bonus for self-destructing to fuck him over.

When outside of your mech keep a distance and stay aggressive to get your mech back faster. Fire from odd angles or from as far as you're comfortable with. You can also use your boost to get over buildings or onto roofs so don't be afraid to just pepper groups to split their attention. Basically, and considering Ali's death and her B.Va skin this is very relevant.

"Float like a butterfly, sting like an angry korean twitch camwhore in a mecha"

I know it's in the style of a plebian putting on airs of superior tastes, but the mental condition you are looking for is schizoid.

Woh now buddy, hold on there.
Overwatch will have a laughable competitive scene as they desperately try to be relevant, but TF2's competitive scene isn't losing the smallest title anytime soon.

The game was made to capitalize on esports. It will have a large comp scene. I don't think it's an especially good competitive game, but it will have a large comp scene.

Did you guys enjoyed the Weekly Brawl?
Personally, i think it was worse than last weeks but mostly because I loved making people mad with Tracer and Mei.
I hope this weeks is better.

Also, this fucking game needs more modes, 3 its not enough, and a single player challenge mode would be a great way to introduce players to heroes they dont use much.


It seems that Reindhart is the undisputed best guy while D.Va got first place, while kicking our Aryan goddess from her place.
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One of the key things about an esport is it has to be fun to watch and fun to play.
I know it's going to have a HUGE comp scene for a while, but it's going to die very, very quickly.

The lack of intricacies will be its downfall. There is very little in the way of interplay between characters other than popping x skill to do y at the proper time. The skills themselves are too self-contained; they have little application beyond what blizzard prescribes and little thought put towards them filling a complete picture.

If you're talking about the one where everyone got double life and almost no cooldowns…
No sir, I did not like it. Most fights devolved into Mei's stalling the payload at the last point, staying in permafrost the whole time. I had to pick Pharah and kept showering death and ruin from the skies to try and solve the tide.
It was fun to be permanently airborne but having Overtime as long as the match itself is way too much stress for my heart.

Let's hope they add some story mode or a campaign at some point that allows them to explore their whole lore behind the game.


What are you talking about? The game's fun to play AND watch.
What do you think Ultis are for? They can change the game but in serious games with good players, their effects are quite minimal. However they still look really good and give you the idea that some heavy shit's going on.

The characters look great, the maps do so as well and the gameplay is fast paced, not because of move speed alone but because of all the things everyone can do at one time, giving you the idea (or illusion if you prefer) that there's a lot of things happening at the same time. It's great to watch as well as play.
Couple that with the memetic tier most characters have been made into, you have a game that's not gonna be forgotten that soon.

For comparison, think of Evolve. Besides the Wraith, does anyone remenber any of the other characters? The powers of the other monsters, or how the hunters sounded like?
Overwatch is as if every character was on the same level as the Wraith, so don't expect it to be forgotten that easily.

This is what I mean, because it's the same exact reason HoTS is dying. Blizzard has forgotten how to do support beyond healing. There is no team synergy in the way abilities interplay and interact, and in HoTS support is so inept in all functions that it's basically a heal-bitch.

If LoL taught us anything, a game's quality has nothing to do with its success as esports.

It's 20 tickrate, stop fucking lying.

Every female character, perhaps. Every? Not the healslut, I don't think. The only memorable male character is the paladin and the whitewashed demoman.
The characters are terribly bland as far as traits go. Not that normalfags will give a shit

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20 ticks if you're a loser, 60 for the cool kids.

Sorry you're a fag.

Source? Jewgling it got me a bunch of articles (don't worry I didn't actually click them) saying stuff about 'a third of CiS:GoI's tickrate'.
Is there anything about the current, as of now tickrate, because I had a friend with half-vehemence assert that it was 60 or 40.

Junkrat's hilarious, Roadhog is the favorite of many people, McCree is memetic already, as is Soldier despite how generic he is. And Tolbjorn is pretty great too.
The characters being bland is more a personal thing to you, maybe. Other's may enjoy them more. And compared to what we ocasionaly get for class based shooters, I'd say they are pretty great.

normal play is 20, custom games are 60

Most likely the competitive mode (when it's actually released) will have 60 as well.

They'll be adding 60 tickrate servers for the "competitive mode" that comes out sometime this month. Normal ones will still be 20 ticks.

I'm curious to see how things play out. I think HOTS is done is because it streamlined out a lot of the bloat of MOBA's, only to show everyone that MOBA's are inherently poor design (for lots of reasons), and aren't fun. The only time people think they are doing something meaningful is because of click tax or poor interface or poor controls.

I think overwatch has way more going for it. And if blizzard adds more content, I don't really think it's going to die like HOTS did. Mainly because overwatch is actually fun.

option to enable 60 tick is competitive mode, no shit

HoTS was fun for at least a couple games before you realized you were playing a piece of shit.
Overwatch shows the same signs of many failed attempts before it in that it's fun but really shallow. And given Blizzard's history, those "content additions" and patches are just going to make the meta unstable. Not "changing", but unstable in the sense that there's always a clearly dominant force and each patch is "rotate for the new flavor of the week" just like most MOBAs boil down to.

I'm not talking about their skills (out of those you mentioned, roadhog and junkrat were the only ones I enjoyed playing), I'm talking about how often I would think of these characters without direct stimulus. Almost never.
The bland characterizations are exasperated by voice acting that is either equally bland or annoying to the point that I can't believe a team of people would lack the self awareness to recut the voice clips ( CHEEAS LUV THE CALVEREE'S HEA).
Junkrat was actually the closest thing to a decent VA gig, but he, like the rest of the cast, also suffers from having a very limited set of dialogue. Where's the banter?

This is in contrast to TF2 where each character is directly identifiable from silhouette, and each stands out with their design and simple naming. Not to mention the voice-acting being way better in TF2.

forgot to mention that the main reason for this is because the images (and not just appearances) of many of the characters are almost entirely cut whole clothe from existing archetypes and characters. When I see roadhog, I think of pudge + mad max. When I see problem hair, I think of heavy as a dyke. When I see junkrat, I think white demoman pre-nerf who says HOOLY DOOLY. When I see ass-controversy, I think stickbug mixed with british fetishizing made to pander to whovians.


There is silhouettes in overwatch, but yes, the voice acting and amount of lines in tf2 is several magnitudes better, even if that's one of the reasons the file size is so bloated.

Yep sounds about right, whoever buys this piece of shit is a loser indeed.

HoTS was done before it even came out. I played in one of the Alpha stages, and it had some potential; then came the Zagara patch that took the game to shit with Talent Gating, grinding for levels/characters, and lol-like runes they almost implemented. None of the maps are really fun to play because the gimmicks suck (Raven map was the worst due to rng that could fuck you over).

They didn't listen to anyone, but the fanboys who kissed Blizzard's ass, hoping they'll be the next big Internet celebrity with their shitty streams.

Come release, they made an incomplete piece of shit with some really ugly art, models, and skins (they put little or no effort into their skins because most of the colors were purple, green, or orangish-brown). One of the most disappointing things about the game was that the jokes each character had were very horrible (Nova's was very cringeworthy).

SocialJusticeWatch might last longer, but it depends on how Blizzard handles things. Like implied, shitty updates and shitty metas will ruin a game (LoL gets away with it because it's free).

Seriously: fuck Mei.

Yeah, fuck that thick ass.

Not in a sexual context, you nigger.

Well, yeah. MOBA's are by default a very crappy genre. Incredibly dull and repetitive, most of the "skill" required in them is burden of knowledge, positioning and how to build for a particular role.
The rest is up to the whole team, since it's distributing roles, map control and teamwork.
However neither of these is inherently that difficult. At most they just require more time to learn them.

I still think HotS at least did the best you could do for such a flawed game design: cut out all the crappy unfun parts of the game and lead directly to the midgame were people fight over the whole map. It also made something better than the average 3-lane maps with jungle minions. Many maps feature some gimmick that's interesting to use and recruiting jungle minions is more interesting than just giving you a buff.

HotS is a game that knew very well what it wanted to be and did it fairly well. It didn't pretended to be a pseudo-RTS like Dota or a """super serious competitive skilled game""" like LoL. It was an action brawler for fun and that what you get with games lasting about 20 minutes and snowballing being almost impossible in equally skilled teams.

I get the feeling that many people disliked it because they were expecting Dota or LoL and got something different that did not allowed them to snowball or carry their team alone. However this is a very sad complaint, since it's similar to Red Orchestra receiving complaints that "this is not CoD, I want Cod". You look at it like a MOBA tailored for teamfights and 20 minutes games, not farming and 50 minutes games and the game looks much better.

I find McCree more annoying. I have a chance to kill Mei in close quarters before she can freeze me, if I get close quarters with McCree I'm dead.

Yeah he's bad too.
Yeah I skill has nothing to do with it when a flashbang hits you from the side and you can't turn.
And mei doesn't need to hit you from the side, just tickle your balls for a second so you can't track her when she strafes, then put a couple of icicles in your skull when you're frozen.

Agreed on all points.

Fuck her thick ass platonically.

Gone after you get a few levels in your account. Literally there just so noobs don't pick talents that require some skill to be usefull at all.
Sadly, this. I get that there are always different characters in the rotation and they at least let you try the recently released character in the next rotation, but it's still a bit sad considering how much farm you need for a new hero.
Still better than the whole rune autism LoL has going for it.
I didn't even knew about that, but I'm glad there's no such system in place

Oh come on, now you're being too pessimistic… Most of those gimmicks are made to center and force a teamfight in some point, like the Egypt one with the temples. They also force teams to make decisions when there's multiple points active. The last map is from Diablo, where you get an Angel and a Demon fighting and you gotta protect yours while attacking theirs. You get to see them trading blows while your team and the other are fighting all around them.
The Raven Map gave you plenty of time before the tribute spawned to get there. You could be in spawn and you still would make it in time. The RNG would only screw teams that form an indian line and die to the oposing team one by one, instead of grouping up first and taking the point afterwards.

Every single person that likes this game deserves to be shot.

That's the full combo. He was supposelly gonna get a nerf to Fan the Hammer and I think he already got it since I can't kill a Roadhog with the full combo.

His flashbag however is harder to work with but possible. You bait him into using it and dodge it. Like, go near him with Tracer and blink when he uses it. You can't react to seeing it come, it's too fast. You gotta think when would he use it and blink at the same time.
Same for Reaper Wraith Form or Mei's freeze.

However, I still think it's dumb, considering he's a cowboy.
It should be a stick of dynamite he throws that has a long fuse time but a very large explosion radius. Anyone would be able to hear the SSSSS and move away but it would be great for area denial.

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I am merely posting images that describe this ""game"".

I think I'm starting to really like Zarya
send help

I believe you.

Just try to get her Siberian Front skin somehow so you don't have to deal with the tumblrhair. I mean she's still a Russian musclegirl who hates those filthy robots who dindu nothin

Yeah, it was just a prank. You're not really a scat fetishist. Of course.

And you are saying this as someone who enjoys shitty Anime and also Overwatch.
Pray tell me why you enjoy supporting Blizzard and this shite game? Even if you can somehow stomach this crap you should boycott this game at least on principle.

Out of all the tanks, Zarya's the hardest one to play but she's also the one that rewards personal skill the most.
If you know when to pop the barrier, if you stick with your team and use them properly, you'll melt faces.

The sound that thing makes when it's fully charged and the sudden backtracking the other guys make when you pop your shield and start firing, that's priceless. Zarya doesn't die unless you want to.
And what's best, you know those fuckwads that go "I'm harassing them! I'm so usefull!"? Put a barrier on them and they are actually usefull since after they die you get to kill the idiots that killed your teammate and you still have your personal barrier.

Just save credits for her Legendary Skins, since those are the only ones that change her hair color.

Even if I was that much of a faggot I still wouldn't be half as much of a faggot as you that enjoy Overwatch.

Just because he enjoys shit, it's not suddendly okay for you to shove a handfull down your own throat, retard.

Look at what he did to you! You're eating shit now, "just to show him what it's like". Why don't you shows us instead how to kill yourself?

Click the image. It's a whirlwind of smug faces, and smug anime girls are good reactions in general.

I haven't paid a cent for this game and have no intention of doing so, so my support for this game is basically nonexistant. I'm playing it because I got it for free and because an equally shit game called Warframe just shot itself in the foot and I have no real desire to go back to it.
And boycots don't do anything. Remember the Left 4 Dead boycotts?

This would be OP as shit considering this ability already exists as an ult on D.Va.

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Getting a high charge and literally melting faces is the main reason I'm starting to use her a lot. I just finished a match against a team that had three Junkrats and only two of their tires in the entire match actually killed anyone because of me.
The fact that I find Russian accents hot also helps in my enjoyment.

It should be a lasso. It has the same effect, but you actually have to aim.

Remenber the Fallout 4 boycott? I don't have the image but it was similar to these 2 as well.

At the end of the day, people will play what they want, regardless of what some vocal faggots shitpost about on the internet.
The only thing anyone can do is talk about why they are bad and laugh at anyone that actually bought those games, or even better: give alternatives for their genre.

With Overwatch, I think we already covered why it's bad, why nobody cares because it does a lot more right than wrong and how with the open beta, whoever bought it new very well what they were gonna get anyway. And alternatives for it's genre are all inferior or 10 years old.

meant for , my mistake

Even Total Asscancer agrees that tjis shitty meme game is full of kikery.

Kill yourself kike

I can't believe you're posting images of people who've been exposed to overwatch
This is a family friendly board

I haven't encouraged anyone to buy anything, buddy. If anything, my constant replying to you is bumping the thread, making more people see it. It was pretty slow before this so I guess I should speak on behalf of Blizzard and say "Thanks for promoting our game"


Yeah pretty much. I mean I'm not going to stop playing it because some newfag is spamming b-tier images. If anything I'll enjoy it a little more knowing that there are spergs out there that are this disturbed by vidya.

forgot a smug anime face.

Negative exposure is only sometimes good exposure, Shlomo. Everyone who plays this game should go eat a turd with their grandma lady and the tramp style and then ride out with her on the same bullet

Doesn't need to be that strong. Less damage and less area of effect. Just a very loud grenade that he gets to toss every now and then. Possibly mutes the game for 2-3 seconds of anyone nearby as well.


Or this, throwing a Lasso that takes some travel time and pulls them near you.
Roadhog already has this, so it would have to be something different. Probably instead of pulling you, it pins you in place. But if MacCree moves, he pulls you along with it, for a while.

Embed related. This is what you look like whenever you post. This is no longer funny, it's just sad at this point.

Go post somewhere. There are threads for games you like where you can go post and actually not look as pathetic. And if there aren't, start one about the games you like.


Reminder: only thing worse than bad publicity is no publicity at all. Bad exposure is still exposure, many faggots that were laughing at FO4 though "let me check this out and see if it's as bad as Holla Forums says it is" and ended up buying the game, even after seeing nothing but bad exposure to it.

The strategy changed now to "let's trigger them with scat, that will show them". Remenber where you are faggot. We are all shit, the board's shit, the posting quality is shit, videogames are shit and even shit is shit. You're not triggering anyone here anymore than posting "NIGGER!"

The problem with balancing this is that the bomb is either weak enough that enemies can safely ignore it and ends up being worthless area denial or it's strong enough that it's basically as good as D.Va's ult with maybe less killing potential but more spammable.
Remember, we're talking about a game where in the end kills don't matter. Time and the objective do.

I cant wait to laugh at you pathetic retards, Im really going to enjoy seeing you suffer like all the retards before you

Forgot to mention that an area denial attack would be redundant with McCree's high noon.

Yeah, I guess. It wouldn't fit with the rest of the Offensive classes that have no area denial either, and that's more of a defense\tank thing anyway.
Just wanted him to toss some dynamite because dynamite's cool.

You're the biggest normalfag in this thread and Ive been here for more than a week, you dont belong here, leave

Zarya is actually a racist, but i agree her design is shit

Jesus fuck Sanchez is STILL a salty little bitch, it's downright hilarious.

I normally don't respond to you D3, but you should consider watching that video before posting it again. Total cancer says he likes the system and has bought a lot of the boxes. Says it could be better by giving out more of the currency but overall the cosmetic system isn't too bad.

We aren't exposing people by pointing out how soulless and shat out overcosted is, Chiam. Everyone knows what it is. Either get back to the fields peter cottonpicker, or in the ovens with the other lesser beings.

epic

Yes, yes, you're "having fun", "mocking" the shills and everyone dumb enough to buy this.
Yes, you're the one "laughing" here. Of course.

Id feel ripped off no matter the content to be honest, but alas Im neither a shill or a Blizzcuck, such a shame.

Talent Gating is permanently gone since last Fall. The problem was some of the heroes needed those locked skills.

The rune-like system was controversial during the testing, and damaged more heroes than talent gating. To add insult to injury, you had to grind more gold to get better runes, and they made the grind much worse by reducing the gold gains from levels.

The kicker about the incident was the fanboys were apologizing to Blizzard after the runes were removed.

No, the Raven map was full of RNG garbage. There were times where you couldn't get to the tribute no matter how good you were. The Egyptian and Diablo ones were meh, but I never had any good experiences with the Diablo map (If you lost one fight, it was an uphill battle no matter what).


This along with more SJW bullshit coming five miles away (it'll make Mei and Zarya look like well-designed characters). I just don't see a bright future for this game.

I'm sad to think that there's so many of us so easily beguiled, but what can you do? You might as well have some fun laughing at the retarded if you can't help them.

I don't know if this has already been posted, but I don't care it's still relevant.

Tip top kek

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Oh yes, I am shilling despite the fact that I am posting gore and porn.
Oh yes, I am shilling in the thread for fans of a game and only in that thread.
Oh yes, I am shilling whilst saging.
Oh yes, you are not delusional.
Back in the ovens, Shlomo. We don't need you fucks shitting up our Holla Forums.

I've posted this already but this is literally the best PotG I've seen all week

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Daily reminder: you are not welcome here if you gave actiblizzard 40 dollars for their multi-market leech disguised as a video game.

ban me

My cousin wanted me to get it but I told him I'd only spend $15 on it so he gave me the other $25.
He hasn't been online in 4 days.

Lol it's the opposite of that picture. The only people freaking out are the anti overwatchers.

Good thing I spent 60.

I'll probably refund it once it gets close to 30 days

It's just a really shallow game like SFV, and the micotransactions are sleazy. The meta doesn't look like fun at all (2 or more of the same fucking flavor of the month characters?! seriously?!).

Quake 3 wasn't any better if you think about it, but Quake didn't have a retarded balance system. Also, despite some retarded maps like rocket spam all over the place, those maps were fun with some beers.

Blizzard is trying to force the esport angle on their games, but they still don't understand* the game needs to be polished, accessible (e.g. not pay-to-win), and fun beyond the hype period (people are starting to move away from SocialJusticeWatch because it's limited). The community has to build the scene (being a f2p game also helps too).

*Like LoL, Hearthstone is free-to-play despite being pay-to-win. That's why it's more successful than HoTS and SocialJusticeWatch now.

I honestly don't get where this is coming from since all you can buy are cosmetics and all of them - outside of a select few - can be unlocked through leveling. The cosmetics themselves don't even affect gameplay, I'd argue DotA2 has a bigger issue with this due to certain cosmetics such as Shadowblade making it impossible to tell when Tidebringer is active or Skywrath's Legion Commander-esque set.

I put my turret up there and molten core just as it's coming around to the point. Everyone is distracted by the turret they don't notice me down below blowing their dicks off.

Last time I molten cored I hammerd a Reinhardt and a D.Va to death

Dota has some microtransaction issues (Shitty compendiums), but none of them affect the game out of cosmetics.

There are a few exceptions in DotA's case - rare as they may be - but they exist. Mostly the Shadowblade one. Even then, you're right, they don't affect the game in any way, shape, or form. Same for Overwatch.

Says who? Who the fuck appointed you the gatekeeper of Holla Forums? How arrogant do you have to be to believe you have any say in who goes and who stays?
You are not welcome anywhere at all with that kind of attitude, you self-appointed egotistical fuck.
You can call anyone a faggot for disagreeing with you, but you don't get to decide who goes and who stays.


How? It's comestics only that give you no advantage in the game and you can get them with time instead of cash.
Personnal opinion and one from someone that doesn't play the game. There are no FOTM characters, people will insist on McCree but he sucks because he doesn't do anything but get kills. Same for Widow. Even Mei that has legendary power to contest points is not picked that often either.

[CITATION NEEDED]
The one positive point even people shitting on the game agree on is that it's incredibly well polished. That it "only looks better than TF2 because of how polished it is, despite not being better at all".
And you gotta explain this P2W part, because in a game where you have all the heroes unlocked and get no advantage from outside of the game to help you, this is pretty clearly not P2W. Unless you mean you gotta buy the game if you want to win…
[CITATION NEEDED]

Doesn't Overwatch have something like 7 million worldwide users or something?

do you have links to the pictures this woman took? i need it

Well, hotdamn you're right. I didn't even knew they released the numbers for that.
It sold 7 million copies in the first week.
Apparently in the UK it beat Uncharted 4, Doom and Cod Black Ops 3. Even for normalfag standards, it seems to be better than those games.

What's more, TF2's peak players at one time was just 117,917. Overwatch has easily 70 times more players than TF2. I really can't wait for the content patch Valve is gonna release for the competitive scene, because with competition like this, it's either gonna be something reeeealy good or it's gonna be the first nail in the coffin.

You're comparing total copies sold to peak players, and I'm not even sure if you're counting copies sent to stores but not yet sold to consumers in that total.

Well, yeah. But it's still 70 times more. Even if only half of those are recurrent players, that's still more than 30 times peak players.
Also, the numbers appear to be retail sales only, especially considering the small share of PC copies. Digital could have a lot more.

Are there any records of TF2's sales numbers before it went F2P? But even then, it was originally included in The Orange Box so those might be fudged a bit.

I'd spam you with reaction images if I didn't reinstall my OS recently. If you want to do this shit then find out how many copies were sold of TF2 before it went F2P - alternatively it's first week but I suggested before the transition simply because it did not have the marketing and hype wave Overwatch is riding - or find out the current peak players for Overwatch at this moment, wait two months, find out the peak players for Overwatch then, and only then compare the two.

Comparing shit during the first week of release is worthless and disingenuous unless the title sold like shit, especially for a big AAA game. Gotta wait for the hype bullshit to subside to compare peak players to TF2.

Your reading comprehension is lacking. The point of the image isn't the vehemence of the group in general, but how large and how many cocks they are sucking. Not that I'd expect a consumer whore like you to understand.


You already are in a practical sense. This thread is containment to keep your cancer seperate from the body.


Just walk away, faggarino, I ain't harshed by your asshurt.

Oh one more thing


Your relativistic thinking is showing. Overwatch is objectively mediocre. Personal tastes will effect how much you hate or put up with it, and your habits might make you pretend that it's even good, but you will never get those dollarydoos back once the refund period expires.
And I'm not the mediator on what belongs on this board, I'm only the messenger.

Mei and Zarya are horrible characters full of sjw shite.

its kind of funny because zarya despite her design is incredibly racist towards omnics and a gigantic fucking BIG RUSSIA stereotype

Goes to show how shallow SJWs are. A character with rainbow hair and a bulldyke cut is effectively protection money, regardless of personality or other content in the game.

its more like proof that SJWs don't actually invest time in the media they complain about

in game banter includes zarya bragging to bastion about how many omnics she has killed, in which he responds with sad boops and beeps. almost all of her voice lines are just talking about her muscles too

i would bet hard money that her alternate costume was her original design and they slapped the pink haired one together for media purposes

McCree is a monster in the right hands, and he can even beat his counters if you know what to do. You just can't suck with him (e.g. Don't run into 5-6 people with your ult). Ditto on Widowmaker. You do know that Lucio is bullshit good in terms of support, right? You almost never see Symmetra in games (Mercy might get some action until people know the bullshit that's Lucio). Farrah hardly sees any action.

The game's balance is a joke. If you're seeing 2+ of the same FoTM.heroes on one team, something is very wrong.

Fun HoTS Fact: HoTS was supposed to be a chill game during its development; then Bobby Kotick and Chris Metzen wanted that esports money LoL and Dota made, so Metzen implemented shit like cash shops and shitty grinds that make you want to spend money to get FoTM heroes. HoTS became a shitty, sleazy Moba because of this.

I was referring to Hearthstone because you really need to spend money on decks if you want to be competitive these days I'll admit that SocialJusticeWatch looks semi-polished despite being a shallow game.


She is still a shitty character design-wise.

All the characters are stereotypes. That's the logical conclusion of diversity pandering. The people who care about that sort of thing are satisfied with a caricature they can immediately associate with a race or nationality.
You'd imagine they'd be the people going, "Wow, of course the Japanese characters are a samurai and a ninja, the black guy's a DJ, the Russian is 2STRONK, etc." but they're satisfied with getting cookie cutter representations because at the end of the day that's only way they can recognize any of the cultures they claim to care so much about.

i don't disagree, i like a lot of designs in this game, like 76, genji, roadhog and junkrat, but zaryas falls flat even if playwise she's pretty useful

symettra is a dull as fuck design too, gives off the vibe they're afraid to ham up the "ethnic" characters, ultimately just making them boring, but the racist dwarf and the gasoline huffing fat guy end up being a lot more amusing

lucio suffers this too, they made a black guy but were afraid to make him black so he's muted and boring when more stereotypical black characters are a lot more memorable and enjoyable

Chen from Dota went from being a bandit to a converted fanatic. Chen counts, right?

i don't know enough about DOTA to know what you're on about, i only know this chen

which honestly i don't mind, when a game doesn't put its story as a forefront you need to make your characters hammed up stereotypes because you do not have the luxury to explore their characters

its like fighting games, people love fighting game characters but they're generally outrageous because you have to put as much of the characters personality into their appearance and a handful of spoken lines

years from now people will probably still chuckle at the cyborg cowboy who yells ITS HIGH NOON all the time and other stupid cowboy shit, the grumpy old man soldier, and the ninja that looks like an xbox and can barely speak english but no ones gonna remember fucking symmetra or lucio

Some user earlier in the thread posted a game that SJWs complained about for not having any gay representation despite the fact that one of the characters was a fag. He just didn't wear it on his sleeve like a cocksucking stereotype.
I forget which game it was.

Chances are it was probably a Bioware game or MKX.

Well apparently Steam has at this moment a peak of 11,773,532 concurrent users. That's the peak, their average is 8 million.
Assuming that 50% of them have TF2, that's still only 6 million and I think that's being too optimistic.
Dota is currently one of the most played games there and reaches 1 million only, for comparisson.

I get what you're saying, that way more than about 110.000 people could have bought the game, that's just the biggest number of concurrent players at one point.
But assuming 10 times as much buyers as it's current number is already being too optimistic and still leaves us with 1/7 the number of sales.
And what's more, this isn't even being truly optimistic. If the game sold one million but only retained about 10% of those players, that says quite a lot about the game…


Both of those only have "SJW shite on their appearance. Their backstory and their gameplay has nothing of the sort and both of them are top tier in their respective roles.


SJWs were in full support of some palestine woman that did something noteworthy to them. And then someone pointed out their saint was anti-semite as fuck with a ton of twitter posts about "hitler didn't do enough". Those people don't really search much on what they support, they are that shallow.

don't bumblr retards love that giant robot fag from undertale even though he's just a giant fucking queen?


people THINK that the archer in that game is a queer because of one line where he says to raiden "the shaolin won't accept me because.." and the context was that raiden caught him stealing shit, he was ashamed of being a thief and everyones like "YEAH MAN HE LOVES DICK"

unfortunately i think some member of staff was like "yeah sure" when questioned about the scene


i saw that, it was fucking hilarious

It was probably either the MKX cowboy or Arcade Gannon

Holla Forumstards will get triggered over anything

No?

Are you seriously sucking McCree dick right now? Because I've tried the guy for a long while and here's what's it like playing with him. You go near someone or someone goes near you, he's dead. If they don't, you're the one that's dead. That's it. High Noon is overated as fuck. Unless you have your entire team distracting them and you can get behind the oposing team with no movement abilities to help you, it's not gonna get a single kill unless you count yourself.

Lucio's far from being the best, Zenyatta is kind and professinal teams run 2 of them at the same time for a reason. The shields and the orbs allow the fucker to peek, damage, retreat and heal. Much better than the nigger that causes no damage and gives speed that serves no purpose because points aren't going anywhere and your team's speed is capped by the payload anyway.

Nope.

It's the Archer. It's also implied that he's gay during his dialogue with Tanya. I didn't care about the Archer being gay because NRS didn't shove his sexuality down my throat like Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age.


Even if the sjw shite is just their appearance, their designs are still atrocious to me. I just can't stand them.


You're doing something wrong with McCree. All the good ones tend to pick out their kills without dying. That's like running up to people as Widow, crying that you're dying in your matches.

McCree is top pick in pro games fyi

Holla Forums in charge of not being shit at video games

Ye, dude has over 100% pickrate in pro games.
So almost every game you'll see two or more McCrees.

What kind of stupid meta is that? 2 Lucios don't stack, you're better off replacing one with a Mercy for dedicated healing and keeping the other Lucio for general healing.
Seriously? No, seriously? Winston's great for some purposes but 2 of them is such a waste. Tons of characters can ruin those guys so easily, it's not even funny. Winston loses against Zarya, Roadhog and especially Reinhart.
I once had 6 winstons outside spawn and I beated them all back as a Reinhart and with a few supporters on my ass.
I mean, even Dva is a better choice to cheese shit out, especially in KOTH where she can contest points while exiting the mech.


Lucky for you, it's in first person and you don't have to look at yourself. Not to mention there's extra skins for Zarya that make her look MUCH better. Mei doesn't but she just kinda grews on you as the oposing team rages on.

All the good ones stick to closed and tight spaces, especially near doorways where people can't dodge him and his grenade as easily or even see it coming. In El Dorado near the end, there's a side building with a giant vault that acts as spawn for the defending team during the starting phase. That place has a nice glass window and a doorway inside that every McCree can use to see anyone coming in and toss a flashbang at the door for an easy kill.

McCree is just the new Bastion, which is natural seeing how people countered Bastion by flanking and going by the very same routes that McCree excels at. In open ground, he ain't as good.
And because of how retarded he's fan the hammer is, he's getting a nerf soon anyway.

You tards stopped being funny and have been just sad a long time ago

You can alternate Amps and use both Amps to make it to the point first so you can be the first to start controlling it and if the enemy team is using double Winston, Lucio is a better choice. Winston bullies Mercy very well.

Almost every single KOTH map is designed around bottomless drops that double Lucio can easily take advantage of. Reinhardt, Zarya, and Roadhog have no way of surviving those, but Winston can jump back to safety. He can also punch those other tanks off with his ult.

(nice missed quads)
It's not about the ones in the company, though we know there are enough of those. It's about appealing to them as if they actually buy games.

Of course, when you have a game like this designed to whore out to everyone and no one in particular, it's less pronounced.

two McCree IS the meta

Mei is tumblr personified user, all the fat whales of tumblr think they're like Mei. They all think themselves as cute obese girls with a shy quirky attitude.

if you have good aim he's a mean fucker at midrange, and you will NOT beat a mcree in close range if he has his flashbang and you will not survive a mcree flashbang ambush

Which doesn't matter because it's locked for a long while. There's enough time to reach there as Dva firing your shotguns the whole way, speed is rarely a problem.
It's honestly more usefull later on in any map to bring dead teammates to the fight, but even then Damage boost (that Mercy and Zenyatta can give) are what keeps your team longer in the field, not speed.

Dva can also survive those falls very well, even better than Winston.
Those holes can also be exploited by Pharah, Junkrat and Roadhog's hook as well. And if you mean that hole in the greek map, that's actually a problem Winston has since the other tanks can damage Winston across from them, while Winston has to jump and put himself in harms way.

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Her belt alone shows that while she is chubby, she just has a massive rack below thick clothing.
She's not obese. Her face shows that aswell

How do you even know what tumblr thinks you underage faggot

Don't pretend that they care about canon. To use their terms, she would be "fat-coded". That is, not fat, but having the features that "evoke" that she is. Don't be coy, it badly suits you.

Know thy enemy, TIDF.

Always cracks me up when tards the fattest nation on earth call mei fat.

You might have a point if her gun and outfit haven't completely changed too. It's clear the Mei we have is not the Mei in your picture.


Her legs are thicker than most trees. it's not even the clothes too because she's clearly wearing thin yoga pants and yet her legs are still fat as fuck.


I'm not saying to hate her, but she is tumblr personified.

Tumblr thinks a lot of things, and claims it owns a fair amount of things as well.
Doesn't mean they are right and it certainly doesn't mean anyone has to give a fuck about anything they have to say.
Literally Who said that Samus Aran was clearly a transsexual person. Does that mean we can never enjoy Metroid ever again?

Tumblr never takes things from other people, it does not have that power. It's when people just give up and let them have it that they keep what they steal.
Mei's a chubby little bitch that makes every one in the other team boil with rage because she's what the TF2 pyro should have been. I love her the way she is, even when she's on the other team.

But if you control the area first even before the objective unlocks, then the enemy team has to fight you off it before they can capture.
Zenyatta and Mercy can't give you anything if Winston is constantly giving them monkey dick.
True, but Winston is a better tank than D.Va on KOTH because teams all clump together onto the point on that game mode and Winston's gun is a lot better at damaging multiple targets than D.Va's.
Roadhog can only exploit drops that are between him and the enemy which is only realistic on like one map. Also where Winston and Lucio can exploit the drops AND escape them, Roadhog has no escape.

Pharah and Junkrat are actually pretty good choices for KOTH too. Junkrat's really good at killing Winston.

Looks like I hit a little close to home.

mei's belly button in that concept art looks like a bird

Metriod wasn't made for sjw's. This tried to appeal to them. There is a clear difference, niggerbrain.

are people still in this thread trying to hate-post this game away?

No, the game has been done. We're trying to remind you of your place in the world, and how it's not here.

But I am laughing at the saddest faggot on the internet, thanks for the entertainment


f-f-f-fuck you TIDF!

I don't know why you fags are arguing about who is the cancer for liking or not liking this game. Holla Forums will never love this game and it has nothing to do with any of the merits or flaws of the actual gameplay. The well was poisoned before it ever released. The amount of ex wowfags and diablofags who rightfully hate Blizzard with all their blackened hearts and souls on this board is tremendous. It is pointless to even entertain the subject.

you don't control the area first, though. You either shift the fight closer to their spawn (and finding them early is the best advantage you get out of this) or you wait in the point for them to come closer and the fight procedes as if you both arrived at the same time.

What's more, many points in KOTH are closed spaces that will severely fuck you for standing near them.
From lower floor to nearby pits and even closed spaces, standing near them when the oposing team arrives means they can rain death from above, shove grenades\rockets in closed spaces or push you down holes.
Nepal for instance will have a Pharah shoot a rocket at the point tossing a few people to the side.

Too bad Winston is too busy doing The Dying after you apply some damage to him that gets boosted by Mercy\Zenyatta. Even better if they are both present since that's double damage for you. Don't forget that supports don't roam alone or jump into the middle of the enemy team like Winston, there's always some fag nearby to kill Winston if he thinks he's hot shit.

Winston's gun causes a lot less damage than Dva to a single target. If you are jumping into the middle of so many people it's actually causing more damage than a Dva to a single target, you're not gonna live long anyway.
Dva can also push people away from the point with her charge and she has way more Armor than Winston.
Not to mention that if you are picking Winston for damage, you're already doing something wrong with the Offense classes. Those are the ones that are supposed to kill people.

Check again. Nepal can have you use it as well, if you stand in the sidewalk and push people from the point to you. Every map that has a chasm in the point can be exploited by Roadhog, all others are outside the point and needs someone to roam there instead of being on the point.

Your welcome. It's always nice to host reddit every once in a while, to remind yourself how blessed you really are to not have the queer handicap that compels retards to shell 40 or more for shallow blizzard phone-ins.

Jesus christ, how arrogant and self-centered can one person be?


Good thing nobody here is talking about Diablo 3 or WoW, or how nobody here is playing Blizzard (because that's not even a game).
I think nobody has a problem admitting Diablo 3 was the biggest scam Blizzard ever tried to pull off that didn't quite work or the sad state that SC2 is in terms of balance.
They do deserve the fame they get for the shit they did, but thankfully Overwatch has nothing to do with any of those controversies and the same reasoning that gives them a black fame for their past exploits, should also give them some amount of good fame for having done Overwatch and especially running the cashop like they chose to do.

WoW is an entirely different subject. Fags that play that crap do deserve everything they have going their way.

Try reading next time, champ.

aside from the fact that mei is stacked as fuck in her chest, as well as having a booty worthy of being latin, she's also described as an adventurer who spent a lot of time working in the antartic. aka, she's curvy as hell but still physically fit, cause bitches don't survive no antartic environment while scarfing cheez doodles and diet soda.

mei is annoying as fuck to play against, but i really like her character design and utility. shes also just plain cute in most of the things she says, like when she freezes someone and says "please stop moving!"

honestly, the more i think of some of the character designs, the more i think blizzard has a number of very subtle shitlords in their employ. SJW icon Zarya is super strong hardworking russian mother of badassness who gave up a successful career in weightlifting to go back and deal with the omnic threat to her hometown, becoming super racist Zarya in the process, as well as a decorated war hero. aka, two things SJW's loathe (war heroes and "racism").

mei looks at first glance like a tumblrina's wet dream, but turns out she's a quirky nerdy girl who worked her ass off to pioneer ground-breaking tech and is the sole survivor of her doomed antartic expedition (on account of being stranded by the omnic war). she survives only by a stroke of luck and then goes on to continue her work by traveling the world to meticulously document and record how it's changing so she do her part to save it. she embodies some other things SJW-types hate; actual hard work that you dedicate your life too (in game Mei is like 31, not counting the years she was in cyrofreeze), and recognition based on merit (she's written a book that d.va talks about via an in-game line to Mei. d.va basically raves about the book, and Mei is super grateful for the compliment).

so, at the shallow end of the pool, Zarya and Mei look like your perfect SJW/tumblrina stereotypes. but looking deeper, it's clear they are quite the opposite. of course, SJW's and tumblrina's only look at the surface, so they won't go into the details of these characters enough to realize that they are a refutation of everything that makes an SJW/tumblrina who they are.

I'm not just doing this for me. I'm doing this for the board holistically. Leave.

Which just leads to some very sad irony when you have fags here in this board that also can't look past the initial look into their actual character.
This really tells you more about them than the game…

I mean, you even have a better example: Tolbjorn is Swedish.
You say this and the first thing someone does is search for his "cuck folder" to shitpost about the manlet. But his story is about how he made a crap ton of weapons that almost everyone else is using. He regrets the amount of muder his weapons have done and what is he doing now? Traveling the world to find and dismantle all his guns. And we aren't talking just revolvers here but full on Megazord levels of weaponry. His comic has him going up inside a gigantic Omnic to stop him from the inside. Guy is the manliest character in the game and actually does something about people mis-using his guns.

Also, I don't know how accurate these sites tend to be, since they get their information in different ways, but the resulsts seem consistent enough:
watcher.gg/heroes
masteroverwatch.com/heroes
Symetra is at the top followed by Tolbjorn in terms of win ratio. McCree sits at about 45-49%.


No, seriously. How fucking narcisistic does someone have to be to actually believe he alone knows what's best for the entire board? You have no authority or highground here, just self-appointed unwarranted importance that nobody asked you for. You do worse for this board than you migh think and between you and a shill, I'd rather take a shill, since he at least adds something new to the board.

Wait, scratch that. There's a lot more to those statistic.
Symetra has the best win ratio, but she's also one of the least popular characters.
So either she wins because she's a surprise to the opposing team or because only good players pick her :^)

Ofcourse you'd take the shill, you've been one since the start newfag.
You alone do worse than any shitposter because people like you attract reddit and cancer to the board, thus making the board quality drop even more.

We didnt do jack shit in halfchan, we just ignored this kind of shit and look what happened. Not this time, we have learnt Mr Shill, we sure did.

I wouldnt give two shits if you enjoy Overwatch. That's good, enjoy whatever you want, but don't do it here, it's a game that attract cancer and will do no good to the board.
Anyone here can have their guilty pleasure, a shit game they enjoy. But some anons that have that taste don't talk about it here, it's not because they're hiding, it's because they respect the board.

Respect your betters. I know what's good for this board, and it sure as hell isn't an ankle deep panderfest that costs more than twice its worth. If you want to be a good goy, go to any of the forums where criticizing your shit taste isn't allowed. There is no place for you here, even in this containment thread. Get gone.

Yes, of course he brings something new to the board: people that don't belong here. We don't want more people, unless they have standards. You don't.

I don't give a fuck if there is some dumb lore that says Mei works out and is /fit/ because she's clearly fat in the game. Her legs in thin yoga pants look like the base of a tree.
I bet you're one of those guys who goes on about the deepest lore in dork souls.

and d.va is a gigantic fucking sperg lord, i can't tell how intentional or not it is though

the characters are all on the CUSP of being way more fun but blizz muted them all too much, i've said that a billion times before though

You know what attracts cancer? Elitism. Pretending to be some kind of cultural bastion that only the best join.
You had Holla Forums full of people that actually did their research and knew the truth about how the world worked. That did a lot of work and could argue very well.
What did that attract? People that think being a racist makes you an ubermensh and stormweenies. People that think they fit in if they say nigger enough times.

If we attract cancer, so be it. We grab the cancer and teach it better ways. If we don't, we die with inbreeding and no new blood. Cancer is inevitable, it's the consequence of being better than other places and you should take it as a compliment that people think your shit's better than the other shit.

It's only when fags think that trying to kick people out (when they aren't even mods) or shitposting instead of properly educating people is the right aproach to cancer that things start to get worse. Instead of treating the problem, you just let it foster in a corner. You don't have the power to kick it away, none of us has. But you do have the power to convert it, to change it.

So choose. Either cure the cancer or accept it as it is now, because you sure as fuck can't cut it away. See the Fallout 4 boycott for how well that went.


That you actually think you're better than anyone in this board, marks you as an egocentric prick.
That you actually think being better than permavirgings shows just how bad you fucked up in life.
That you have to defend this shithole so fiercely that not even a single thread can be dedicated to something you despise says more about your autism than this board.

Should have made more guns if he wanted to help the world

Don't forget the Indian tech support.

He still makes guns for a living, though. You just don't get to go on shooting sprees with them if you're just gonna kill random people.
Come to think of it, he's a shorter version of the NRAA.

Yes, if you have no standards to reject the chaff from the wheat. If the worthless shits like you are allowed to post here without opposition and think they are welcome, then we are good as dead.

No we don't you silly fucking goy. What, do you believe in multiculturalism too?

It's sure working on you, isn't it? I'd hope so, but I doubt it.

This place is a shithole thanks to people like you. I'm not defending what it is, but what it was and could be. If tasteless people want to convert, fine enough. All you are doing is dragging us down.

Renounce or disperse.

Yeah, the world should be more like clapistan with mass shootings every day

We have been trying to educate in halfchan too user, it did not fucking work.
We have TRIED on this very thread to educate people into not give in into Blizzard jewery.

Cancer can be avoided, halfchan wasnt as cancerous when I came at 2006 and it wasnt cancerous till 2011-2012, then it started donwhill. Why did it survive the first years without? Standards.

FO4 threads were a blessing, have you seen a single FO4 thread afterwards that wasnt about laughing for a shit DLC? None.
However, as an example, even if we shat on so much on Skyrim, there were many threads back then about it. Because we didn't have the same approach to it.

Elitism is bad in many ways, but is one of the things that has left quality on this board. When you face this elitism, people leave and only those that want to look into it remains. Those who stay lurking for years without posting, understand that Holla Forums is not truly elitist, that it is only a way to protect the board from shit, shit like you and this thread that was made to contain the cancer.

It is better to contain the cancer here, than to let it roam free on this board.


There are many forums out there where you can discuss your shit taste and shit games. People will enjoy having a chat with you even, and you will be happy among them. Why would you stay here? Why would you bring cancer here?
Why user? I prefer a low amount of users that bring quality and good OC than having a big amount of users / fast board with shit taste and cancer. Why? Because I can fucking go to any other fucking forum if I wanted to have a fill of shit taste.

Fresh off the boat from Reddit I see! Oh how dare we enter thine safe space to inform you of your waste of 30$.


See my above point.


In your words:
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HONK HONK

It's 40 user, don't let them forget the 10 bux (v:^)

ITT

here's your reply, goy. I bet you think 10 bucks for a forum subscription is a steal too.

Nigger, they would need to pay me to play that shit.
2/10

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Well that's not too bad, I hope they atleast get a refund

If someone wants to kill people they'll do it with anything, be it a knife a gun or a rusty pipe

I have the game open right now and even I think you're a retard

Bravo muritard, bravo.

Filtered like the rest of the downies.

I usually get mad at the TL;DR fags, but in this case I'm quite happy because I only had a gif of this shit.
I see what you're doing here, take it away saxman

Why are the tumblr browsing poorfag muritards here, shouldnt they be circlejerking over chump and how degenerate america is in Holla Forums?

Might as well go on facebook or tumblr

Filtered

enjoy having your children raped by muslims eurocuck.

I don't remember if data gathering methods have changed but before it used to be that matches were counted as the character that was majority played during a round or character the round was ended on.
Symmetra's great on the first point if you're defending due to the long-ass walk from spawn. A teleporter's useful. But once you get pushed to B, she becomes less useful compared to say Torbjorn so people would switch off of her.
The result of this being that Symmetra technically 'won' every game she was counted in.

Why do videogames trigger Holla Forums so much?

IS THERE ANY WAY TO DISABLE MOUSE SMOOTHING IN THIS?

You showed him.

I actually much apreciate Texas for this, even if I don't live in that country. Apparently it's one of the states with least crime there and even school shootings are considerably lower as well.
I guess when you know breaking into someone's house is likely gonna end up with a shotgun french kissing, you think twice before doing it. That and criminals are literally a dying race there.


Because they got tired of all agreeing on the same thing as they collectively came in each other's hands. So now they are here because they think they are gonna red pill people.
No, really. People that browse Tumblr religiously to know what's okay to like and dislike, that defend the worst dictator on Earth for not doing anything (since the holohoax isn't real, according to them) that think videogames are a waste of time and LARPing as NeetSocs is much more fun, those are the correct people to tell you how you should spend your time. :^)

here I made a webm for you

Thanks. Have some pretty decent music.

Holy shit 10/10

Oh silly me. I thought we could actually talk about the game now.
But now isn't decent discussion hour. It's shitpost hour.

I have no idea when people are going to learn to just filter shitposters rather than replying to them.

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lmao some faggot seriously got triggered over 'Why are the tumblr browsing poorfag muritards here, shouldnt they be circlejerking over chump and how degenerate america is in Holla Forums?' post

Holla Forums really is full of faggots

Check back in about 6-8 hours. Dunno what time zone that corresponds too, but that's usually when the shitposters are asleep.
It's funny that you can see the shitposting like a tide, coming at a certain time of day and washing away afterwards.


There's no mouse smoothing in the game. I've heard that's actually something native to Windows if you're using 10. But that can also be disabled in the Control Panel there.

Please be nice, Holla Forums and Holla Forums have a vocal minority that overlap and they're extremely sensitive.

So I just tried Reaper for the first time and he's pretty damn nasty if you can make sure to use his mobility stuff to get in close.

Really faggot?

Australian peak time

Top kek, are you joking?

Scratch that, I can't fucking read.

It's 7PM~ in Australian EST

>aussies are the chillest posters more like shillest amirite :^)
I guess fighting with the wildlife makes the internet look boring to them.

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South Australia here, almost 1PM, prime shitposting time.

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Nasingu pelusonellu kiddu

Pretty sure they have been doing minor stealth changes. Bastion's repair never used to get interrupted by damage, but now it does.

So will this game die off? Seems even people on OW's official servers are getting annoyed by a lot of shit

He deserved to die.

I have died so many times due to this shit and I don't even know what the fuck to do to fix this, I'm not even using bloody headphones.

Hanzo's scatter arrow needs to be nerfed into the ground. Shit does so much damage that he doesn't need since he already shoots fucking school buses at people.

Hum? I've been playing since the Open Beta and it already did that back then. I remenber picking him thinking "he's so OP this isn't even gonna be fun" and learning very fast about his shortcomings, one of those being that damage stopped his healing.


?????
There's some patches to fix McCree and buff Dva. That's bound to fix some shit.


Hanzo's a sniper, he has tunnel hearing.
Also, I'm thinking how cool it would be for Reaper to time his ability with Hanzo's ultimate, using the sound to cloak his teleport.


Up the sound and if possible wear headphones. Sound is very important here, you can even identify people by their footsteps.

I don't even know how to help you. Reaper's teleport is soft but unmistakable so I could understand that but Genji shouts his shit so loud that you can hear it from fucking anywhere.

>lore says he's a better swordsman than genji

I meant forums sorry. People are mad that there's still no custom servers despite Blizzard saying we were going to get them

In terms of patches, they need to nerf Widowmaker big time. Less health and a longer power up time for her gun are a must

So is anyone else disconnecting every so often? Overwatch is shitting on my internet and I get dropped from games often

Blizzard says a lot of things.

Anyone got that list of things they promised for WoD that never eventuated

Counters to Hanzo
You hearing random Japanese? Move the fuck back
If you used counter #1, you should have enough reaction time (5 minutes) to move out of the way.
And some characters that are good against his ult are
Just pop a shield on yourself and you get some free 50 charge. Use on your friend for 100
Just powerheal through it for your team

Zarya laughs at his Ulti and if a Dva can catch the arrow with her skill, there's no dragons for anyone.


Again, have no idea what you're talking about. The game already has custom games for people to play in.
People are mad all the time anyway, you should see the HotS forums that always have a thread up bitching about the stealth characters.


I hate snipers and I hate having to play them since few games give me the chill experience of just overseeing a very large area with a scope and get a kill every hour or so only.

But everytime I pick Widow, I do a fucking nice job with her, to the point I've once been accused of cheating. Must be my experience with the sniper in UT2K4.

Her bodyshots are quite powerfull, but she does need to charge the shot first. They are fine how they are but the charge rate should be a lot slower and start at lower damage since they can often double shot people way too easily.

There are custom servers but it's a stripped out 'streamlined' version where you only have as much control as Blizzard allows you.

Less health on Widow would kill her, 200 hp is perfectly fine and as for the power up time for her gun it really isn't all that fast. Her lack of a damage ult and her scaling ability that is locked behind a long cd are sufficient drawbacks. Perhaps a small rof nerf on her might be feasible. Hanzo is the sniper that needs the real nerfs.

What I am talking about is custom servers, much like what TF2 and CS:GO have.

Also agree with the charge rate, they seriously need to nerf that down so its balanced, much like the TF2 sniper is


That's the issue. Blizzard is wasting a gold mine here in order to compete against TF2 and CS:GO and they're not taking advantage of it. TF2's competitive mode is coming out this month and you can bet a lot of people are gonna start playing it again. We still do not have an explanation as to why OW's competitive mode got pushed back until Mid-Late July

So is anyone else disconnecting every so often? Overwatch is shitting on my internet and I get dropped from games often

Image to grab your attention

I was during the open beta but I haven't since launch.
The US West servers seem to be pretty stable, or I've just been lucky.

Her charge rate isn't even that fast, hanzo is the one who needs the nerf considering he never has to reload and the charge time is about as fast as widows, but his arrow's hitbox is twice as big and he gets a damage ult that can be fired through walls without a damage penalty and it also doesn't have a penalty upon hitting multiple people. Plus I mean his scatter arrow does 75 damage per arrow or 125 if it hits someone directly.

Haven't had any issues tonight myself.

Odd. I was fine during beta, but this only started happening a couple of days ago. Been playing pretty much every day since release just fine a couple of days ago. Already did some research and I'm not the only one, but there doesn't seem to be a reliable fix

It's not that the sound is too low, it's that I cannot hear anything that is behind my characters back unless they are like 5 feet away from me - and even then chances are I won't hear the sound effect while I can hear niggers from the other side of the map if I'm facing their direction

One thing you're entirely missing is that Widowmaker is shitscan, and Hanzo is projectile-based and has an arc to his shot.
Much easier to do well with Shittowmaker than Hanzo

The problem with her charge is that she can often charge at 100%, bodyshot someone and then re-shot them without even having full charge for a clean kill. A full bodyshot does 150 damage, if she can charge for 50 points and shoot again before the other guy has time to react, that's as good as an headshot. Increasing the charge time gives the other character a chance to move away.

Dunno why you think Hanzo needs nerfs. I feel sorry for every Hanzo I fight against and every time I have one in my team, it's pretty much 5v6 now.


I honestly have no idea what's the hard on people have with custom servers.
I get the idea of running your own community and having fun with friends, but the problems that usually gives outweigth the advantages so much you really gotta ask yourself if it's worth it.

Custom servers means leaving a lot of the code exposed to everyone else, leading to exploits being made faster. There's already some done just from the little that's available to the clients.

They also have no form of proper matchmaking so you can join a server with a professional player and a complete noob in the same team or worse: in opposing teams. This leads to so many frustrating games, it's not fun at all.
And there's the way some people choose to run their servers, with VIP spots, advertizing, pandering to some fandom and other bullshit.

People can rave all they want about matchmaking but matchmaking isn't picked by lazy people. It's picked as an answer to the bullshit it is to find a decent server filled with equally skilled people that actually want to play the game.

Is there a single thing that the custom servers they give people already don't do that regular custom servers do?

Biggest issue going forward for competitive mode is people getting pissed because you win by using cheesy gimmicks, not by actually being outplayed.

I got a feeling its gonna hurt the competitive scene big time. Also Blizzard doesn't' have the best track record when it comes to being competitive

accidentally enabled surround send when you only have stereo?

It's funny because Blizzard's games that attracted the most attention competitively are the games that
1) weren't designed for competitive play in mind
2) blizzard did not intervene with the competitive and let it grow on it's own

those games being WCIII and SC/BW

Once you get used to Hanzo's projectile drop you can kill people a lot more quickly than Widow can. In addition his wallclimb passive makes him a very deadly hero if used properly, plus if you know how to aim his scattershot you can one shot anyone between 150-300hp with ease. Its just a matter of practicing in custom games and knowing where to aim at a person's feet.

this loss streak. Every single time its people pre-occupied with getting a kill rather than taking and holding the point. Yes, killing does help that but its more important to keep people away

Nope, that's the wierd part.

But those were not FPS's. A CS:GO player is gonna get pissed because he lost due to someone using some cheesy gimmick and not actual skill

But those can be countered and that's where part of the skill in the game goes.
I've once had 6 Winstons outside our spawn, spamming shields and shocking everyone that went near. I immidatly switched to Winston and started hammering away, hitting several of them with every swing trough their shields, pinning a few against walls and throwing the projectile that goes trought barriers.
My team saw what I was doing and before long I had a Zenyatta and a Mercy healing me and making me immortal as I descended heavenly fury on those Winstons. I outplayed their cheesy build by actually knowing how to play the game.

A few games later, I was with 5 other friends in a pre-made group and we all went Tolbjorn. This is something that shouldn't work but works so well you just laugh the entire match. We won several rounds in a row until a proper team showed up (likely pre made as well) and they tore our shortstack asshole a new one. A combination of Pharah, Junkrat for the Turrets and a tank plus McCree to keep them safe made the game easy for them.

It's precisely the same thing as in fighting games when someone starts spamming the same move against you. If you can't deal with spam, you're simply not good enough for the game, and if you don't know how to counter cheese gimmicks, you gotta learn how to play the game better.

Overwatch looks more like Smash than anything, not designed for competitive matches.
And I haven't heard about Blizzard forcing the competitive scene (yet) unlike Riot buying it's way into a championship.
If what you're saying is true, we can expect a serious competitive scene soon.


A CS:GO player is gonna get pissed he can't buy an AWP and one-shot the entire enemy team. He'll claim that's personnal skill and screw the fun of everyone else. That's why they bitch about the 20 tick rate, because that's how long a firefight lasts there.

Meanwhile Overwatch requires more than just getting kills and hero switching and countering is a big part of the game. If you don't know how to counter someone, you're not skilled at the game.

organizations were making OW pro teams long before the game was even out and people thought it was blizzard money.

What they forget is that the same happened for HOTS and blizzard won't even support HotS tournaments and hots pro teams are struggling to find sponsors.

They did it with WoW back during the BC era and it really ended up hurting the game.

They won't make the same mistake twice. Maybe.

the output of the overwatch fanbase

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I knew you'd like it.

I have never been more ashamed of this board than now. If you fags want to talk about your shite game than do it on another site.
We do not fucking need you assholes shitting up the place. Back to your ovens.

wew lad

Aye ya can feck off.

WEW LAD
It's time for you to stop posting.

hey that's my line, but I was gonna say shit where you eat

all good points.

i think he means more in response to stuff. last 60s and the payload is almost there? just crossfire with 2-3 bastions with lucio/mercy to heal and a junkrat or pharah to bombard the enemy and keep snipers down. boom, done. swap one bastion for a reinhardt and plant one bastion on the payload for mobile turret, while the other bastion plays the overwatch game on the first bastion.

seen it happen a lot. counterable for sure, but not in 60s.

The game is telling me to play lucio. How is he?

not pictured: the massive amount of autistic fan fiction involving a monkey eating someone and weight gain with delightful titles like overwatching your weight
you could have prevented this

Holla Forums isn't a club you sperg

I've got stuff rather evenly distributed. Mostly sprays and voice lines and poses though.


Or I could just ignore it. You could also stop posting it here.

I haven't seen a hanzo get more than 1-2 kills with his ult in a while. it's easy to dodge.

I don't even know what that's supposed to be

Sure it is, you just aren't part of it


Funny, that's what I want you to do.

great. lots of utility, the speed boost helps in getting back to your team, aoe healing based on LoS that can be boosted to really high levels for about 2s at a time, ability to go places most other healers can't without some kind of help (there are some crazy wall grinding vids of him on the jewtubes)….arguably best overall healer in the game right now. there's never a time when he's a bad idea.

You can tell someone has been on a place for a long time when they memespout to fit in and care little about said places existence.

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You can tell someone's retarded and new to imageboards when they can't figure out you can hide the only Overwatch thread on the entire board.

You can tell someone's a faggot when you smell dick on their breath.

A sad year for Holla Forums.

match making in this game is fucking trash. putting solo queuers with groups is the worst thing about this game right now. I have to play at 4 a.m. so I don't have to play against other prearranged teams. And for the love of god don't play after 3 p.m. or you'll get all 13 year olds on your team who pick genji because he's so cool dude
goddamn fuck this game

By the end of the year Holla Forums will be freely and openly talking about this game without needing special threads or anything retarded like that.

I feel like I'm on the wrong end of some youtuber's shitty channel

Don't worry fam I got a party just for you

That's happened to me a few times. It seems like they haven't put in some sort check to stop you from entering games that are already too far gone or something like that.

Jesus Christ go back to sucking moots dick. You don't even realize how obvious it is that you're from 4chan, do you? You bear the scent of that place upon you.

It's like you enjoy being cancer.

I am actually curious to the rational of the spergs who feel compelled to shitpost as they are. Like do they think they are accomplishing something? If so, what? I filter them so it's mostly irrelevant to me, but it's pretty autismo


At least they weren't stacking on you.

what a ripoff. that first one isnt even overwatch

People who likely have nothing else in their life but this.
Remember, they're the same sort of fucks that think a board with about 2000 active users is worth being marketed to.

We're doing it to push faggots like you out.

Hi, Shlomo.

Why would I go anywhere when just posting here on a thread you don't even have a reason to browse mines so much salt from you?
Your shitposts aren't fueling any tears but your own.

Holla Forums on the left

Okay this will sound retarded, but what is stacking?

its some peoples duty to "clean up" the board. which really just means try to get people to stop talking about [thing they dont like] by shitting up a thread. it doesnt work on fullchan though and they would know that bey now if theyd been here more than a week.

NC BTFO in a thread not even about PS2

trips confirm
kill the cancer while it's contained

when you use multiple of the same hero

Thank you for wanting to make this board and vidya in genersl better anons, I love you.


You're not eve trying right now
>>>/oven/
>>>/gaschamber/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/

I'm going to swallow my pride and try to borrow some cash from people I know tomorrow.

sounds like a great way to get countered hard and fast

Oh. Yeah fuck that, two mei will fuck your shit up. Sometimes it's fun, but usually it's bullshit.

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Nice grammar. Learn to fucking type before you insult others.

So let me get this straight…
You are going to take money you did not earn from you people that trust and care about you to purchase a game you know is probably shit to hang out with virtual people.

I have it already. I got it for free through some Twitch giveaway. I need money to replace my CPU because mine is shot. Can't do shit on it right now.

Normally I wouldn't reply to you but this time I'm genuinely curious.
What point are you making here exactly? The only reason people ever stop playing a multiplayer game is due to lack of interest from other just eventual boredom or the company killing the game. How is this game a special case if we ignore that you think it's shit already?

Search for keys resellers online. I heard you can get the game for 30 bucks that way, possibly even less. If you're strapped for cash, remenber that. I'd post a link to some sites but that'd be shilling :^)


It is. A counter is usually good enough to handle at least 2 characters it counters, so that means you only need 3 people to make their team obsolete and the other 3 can do whatever the fuck they want.


Oh, if it's a CPU try to find used ones. Ask on /g/, I'm sure they can help you as long as you don't ask for Intel

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reddit enjoying his new blizzard product

i always found that multiple meis dont really compliment eachother well since each mei on your team means that much less damage output. if they have a competent tank on their team theyll have to play around them, as they all have ways to thwart velma.


if you felt insulted by that maybe you should harden up

You're somewhat less of a faggot in my eyes but seriously, your main motivator is shite vidya?
>>>/gaschamber/

reddit buys a second copy "for a friend"
but the truth is reddit's just a slut

Nevermind that, you can easily get in a few months at least as many hours of fun than you'd get from any other game at 40 bucks.
I seriously have no idea what kind of fucked up metric these people are using where if a game doesn't amuse you for 5 eons, it's not worth 40 bucks.

Even if it dies after 3 months, that's 3 months of fun for 40$. Your mother asked for more and I was done with her in a night.


Also, gotta love the delusion going on here. There's 0 signs that the game will die anytime fast, it's just wishfull thinking of butthurt fags that Blizzard is doing well for once.

You need to learn to read, buddy. Not upgrading, either. Repairing. I use my computer for work, too. Can't work until it's fixed and my only other option is to wait another month for my GST refund.

The one I need is fairly cheap. I just need to bum $100 off someone and I can make it back pretty quickly at that point.

My main motivator is having a fucking working PC again. I can't even finish any of the games I was in the middle of playing when it went out. I was almost done replaying the first FEAR expansion.

True, but they're really annoying, especially in control point type maps

Even grandpa can enjoy the delicious taste of overwatch

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Holy shit do you think I was born yesterday?

Yeah, sure you did

yeah, i think you should at least be able to reinhardt charge mei to move her in her ice block even if no other displacement would work. just so it has any interesting interactions

You get shit. Lel.


Wow, look at the bad ass motherfucker. He's posting gore. That shit's bound to scare all the normalfaggots from the thread. I'm sure everyone here has never seen anything like this before and we are all oh so triggered!

Did you at least read the OP that states "do not spam or post porn in this thread"? Guess what pics of shoving dildos up your own arse are? For everyone else, it's spam and porn. For you, it's a job, I guess.

I get paid by the post, what's your cut?

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Charges like the Reinhart and Dva should break her Icewall as well. It would be pretty great to erect a wall and thinking you stopped an entire team only to get a Reinhart charging through it at full speed your way.

WEW LAD

w-why? why why why why does he have a mac?

It should be obvious from the actions presented in the picture

I don't need fucking top of the line. I just need to put a new CPU in it because nothing runs anymore.
Yeah, I'm near the end. Pretty well stocked up, too. Don't remember my third gun, though, because it's been right around a month.

Why do people reply to them? It just makes them go more.

Yeah that'd be nice. At least SOMETHING to break apart that annoying twitch defense. At least I can leave D.VA's mech to self destruct right outside of her ice-nap if I feel particularly petty.
And I always feel petty towards mei.

Also, speaking of being triggered I have yet to get one of the two skins that remove zarya's tumblrhair. One day, though. One day I can play her without overwhelming disgust.


For some reason my filters aren't working. But yeah giving them attention is just pants-on-head retarded.

check your adblock setting? I know when I change mine, it fucks it all up.

I see Carl the cuck wtf

but you're in FPS the entire time.
She works out well as a sort of mid-tank mid-support t ype of thing. I tend to use her when I need a more disruptive tank sort of character to help push my team. Having a secondary fire that is essentially a grenade launcher type of weapon helps.

Top kek now I can't unsee him.

Oh yeah I still use her, but sometimes I get PotG and I just die a little. Her other 1k skin makes it even worse, too.

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I have no fucking clue how PoTG is calculated.

I wiped out an entire team with Zyra in less than 10 seconds. Popped her ult and bombarded them with secondary fire until they died.
like 5 fucking kills in less than 10 seconds.

PoTG goes to some faggot who got 2 kills like 20 seconds apart.

no really why is this overglorified twitch camwhore getting movie deals? What sort of future is this where the wonder of Clang can coexist with a terrible person like D.VA getting media attention. I mean she's just a starcraft player…

Hello fellow Holla Forumsirgins, this is my favorite of the moment, Overwatch™.
For the low price of 40 dollars you can have a complete different experience thats just like TF2, so come on and buy and discuss this wonderful new cartoony filled game that star your favorite heroes.
Which is your favorite hero?

Because she's a qt asian girl

he should just move the wall with him

this
and webm related

I'd say it's the little things, but this ain't little anymore.


Just think about how angry you're making everyone else when you get PotG as Zarya. That's how I endure Mei.


It's weird that this still isn't common knowledge…

There are 4 PotG that can happen, all of them are being counted until the end by points, whichever got the most points is the one showed.

Elimination is about dealing the most damage and the most kills in the shortest amount of time possible. This is the most common one since it takes Q to get and all other 3 are quite situational. If nothing else interesting happened, this is what you see.

Sharpshooter involves damage and kills but it's score comes from difficulty in the shot. How far the target is and if he was airborne\jumping. If you see a Widow shooting someone in the head a few miles away, that's Sharpshooter PotG.

Shutdown is about preventing a game changing moment. The game basically calculates how influential a character Ulti is going to be (how much damage it can potentially cause or heal) If you prevent that character from using it, you get a Shutdown.
A McCree using TopLunch with 5 characters locked on that you kill before he can shoot means Shutdown PotG.

Lifesaver is even harder. The game sees when a character was going to die to someone else and if you manage to save his life, you get Lifesaver points. A Reaper shooting at someone and you use a barrier as Zarya to save him gives you points for this.

Since the last 3 are quite conditional and concurrent, not to mention you need more points than the elimination one, it means you usually get the Elimination PotG.
Also of note is that enviromentall kills count a lot more points, kills near the payload\objective point as well and the closest to the end, the more points you get.

And crush the entire enemy team with it. AHAHAHAH!

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Welp, I need to head to my bunks for reasons.
D.VA is legit fun to play though. I just wish I could properly knock phara out of the sky.

What are you talking about, it only has Run, &, Gun. And they aren't even that different.

Just got finished with a match where they had 4 zyrras.

Stacking seems to be the new meta.

For now but when the comp mode is out I think only 1 of anyone can be played.

Does anyone have the webm of the Chinese guy going absolutely apeshit with Widow?

dem niggas crazy

overwatch

This seems strangely appropriate.

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When you look at the their face, it does kinda seem plausible, especially since Dva kinda flies but doesn't really.

Overwatch:
Payload
Capture Points
Koth
You actually "conveniently" missed a game mode there. :^)

any other game would call "capture points" one sided koth
it's clear you've never played CoD anyway, can't believe over watch players would trash CoD when they're basically the same

These are the only D.vas I have. I thought they were cute.

maybe mcdonalds in the future doesnt taste like cardboard and rats once they can synthesize real food for a fraction of a penny

I'm pretty sure TF2 calls them capture points
No they are not

Nah D. Va just has spoilershit tastespoiler

Cod has classes that are basically the same as this without ults. Cod has more content though which is actually hilarious. You can play overwatch for less than an hour and have played all the maps at least once.

No it doesn't, it has loadouts. Try to make it more than three words into your next post before being wrong next time.

No interest, sorry. For tactical shooters I have Red Orchestra, for fast paced shooters I have Unreal Tournament and for Team Based shooters I had TF2 and now I have Overwatch, there's no reason to play CoD.

Please give me an example of "any other game" that does this, because you're sounding a bit brain damaged. KOTH implies a single point that switches ownership as the match goes on. Capture points entire schtick is that, once they are captured, they don't switch back and the battle changes location to another part of the map. It's natural you can't see the different here since you're so used to Run & Gun, though.

I've also got some reading done. Search and Destroy awards 4 times as much XP to the players when they play that mode. If anyone actually played that cheap CS imitation of a gamemode, they wouldn't need to give you an extra incentive to play it.

I can search any youtube video about CS for any version from Modern Warfare upwards. All of them will be exactly the same thing: someone runnning around, stopping to put up iron sights and killing someone in 1,5 seconds unless he is killed first. And this only ever changes when he tosses a grenade or uses a kill streak. The amount of videos about CTF and Search&Destroy kinda ruin the idea that they are popular at all, which is understandable actually.

But please, don't pretend that CoD actually has any gamemodes besides people running around and shooting at whoever they see that's not in their team.

Black Ops 3 has specialists with their own unique abilities so in a way they are classes+ load-outs.

This thread is Reddit/Cuckchan heaven, Ive seen MMOfags less cancerous than this.

Does everyone get to play as a specialist in every round, or are they more like Star Wars Battlefield where after a while each side gets a hero to join their side?
Because that's quite different.

Well everyone picks their specialist prior to even getting into match making or picking your gametype, you can only change it when the match ends.

Same goes with the ability, most characters have a defensive and an offensive one like a robot with a chain gun on his arm or the ability to make holographic clones of him to confuse the enemy team.

it's the same mechanic, it doesn't matter what the game calls it.

halo

well i would think all the growth hormones and shit in the food would make everyones tits bigger

Jesus fucking christ…for like 4 straight matches I've been performing above and beyond all my averages and i'm still taking losses.

FORCED 50% WIN/LOSS

Huh. They actually have an ability and a weapon that they charge with time and killing enemies. Doesn't this mean that everyone is playing with specialists instead then?

Also of note is that the specialists are mostly a personal preference of the players. There's hardly roles or teamwork involved here besides "let's shoot the same guy this time".
This is hardly even close to Overwatch.


halo.wikia.com/wiki/King_of_the_Hill
Nope. Nothing similar to "one side Koth there. Wanna try again?
If you're bad at videogames, you don't have to post about them…

what is it about this game where losing cant be fun? pretty much any other fps i dont give a damn because i still had a great time shooting people in the dick

Just a reminder: getting kills does little to win the game. The right kill matters more than a kill streak and staying on the point even more.


No, please. Don't bring this meme here too. It's bad enough that everywhere else is stuck with that shit. Forced 50 is the natural consequence of a good MMR algorythm and if you had anything different, it would be much worse.

team king you fucking retard

Well with pubs sure but if you're in a team with friends you can coordinate super pretty good for a strong push or baiting people.

Overwatch?
More like OvenWatch

You could have said the name of the game before, tard.
And it's not even close to Capture:
halo.wikia.com/wiki/Team_King
It's one player at least staying in a single point for a large amount of time. At any point he can be kicked and the other team can start winning points. This does not devolve into another point nearby after the first one has been caught and the defending team also gets to capture it instead of just defending it. It has literally nothing to do with Capture.
If you were thinking about moving the goalpost, at least make sure you leave it inside the stadium.

I guess so. There's some cool people there, and I see an archer whose ability is a wallhack (and then they complain about Overwatch :^)
I can see a few combos people can pull off, but considering the usual gameplay of cod (machine gun fire or snipers for fast kills at medium to long range with auto-aim) I'm not sure they're that effective against serious teams.

I know that. Among doing better than average is time at point and all of that other shit. Seems like my team is always fucking off doing other shit when i'm actually putting in work.


man, I don't know. its not like i'm losing by any longshot either and I guess that's what is pissing me off. The win is nearly in the fucking bag and then suddenly in the last 2 minutes the other team gets good or something?

I'm tempted to just uninstall and try for a refund or something. This is ASSFAGGOTS-tier hatred and contempt I'm feeling for my own teammates. There's a reason I fucking dropped LoL.

ayy

I think this game isn't good.

Do it user, pack mentality is a fucking disease.
Get rid of this piece of shit, it doesnt even have a good community to carry it, its all cancer.

Youll now get at least two replies from the ASSFAGGOT playing retards telling you to buy the game.

it's has a terribly small amount of content compared to any other fps

No, in the last two minutes you and the rest of your shitters refuse to properly group up and go die in stacks of 2 over and over again while feeding them Ult stacks. Need to group up properly and make a concentrated effort to poke them down before pushing.

I have won and lost so many games due to teams refusing to group up properly when sieging the last point that it's downright hilarious.

Are we talking Capture\Payload maps here, with you on attack?
Capture\Payload maps favour the attackers in the first points and the defenders in the last one. That might be what you think is the other team improving.

Close games are actually good. Means you're against people with a similar skill than yours. Just keep practicing, user. If you don't know what your team is doing, stick close to them and watch. Maybe you're going off alone and dying because of that, or maybe they just need a bit of help. If they are being retarded than just pick any medium range character and stick behind your team the whole time, force them to engage first and take the brunt of the damage before you move in. That's what I do to shitheads that don't have the guts to go in.


It's just a game, don't get mad at your teammates\friends. It lasts much less than your average MOBA, keep that in mind.
Also, they probably make sure that groups of people are matched against other groups of people. I've noticed that myself playing with friends and I know that's what happens in HotS. Remenber that when playing with friends, that you gotta communicate a lot with them and organize shit properly since that's what the other team is doing.

Who would have thought?

kys fucking casual

I get the feeling this is porn.

Nigger this shill will defend this game to death, hes been here since the beginning of this thread and is the only reason this thread is being bumped to the first page.
Check his post count

Oh you kids are hilarious.

due to the distance the defenders have to walk to respawn yes, but if they arent getting picked off they wont budge. the choke points are ridiculous and the "flanks" often still require you to go through them.

I don't care you faggot, this thread deserves to be made because overwatch is a video game, fuck you nazi faggot. The game is shit but you don't even realize why, you're just a loser trolling for responses. Go play your fucking meme 90s game that everyone else on Holla Forums has played 100 times.

It is also more recent that other FPS, what's your point? That TF2 did not had not even 10% of the content it has now at launch?


I play games for fun, user. You should try it too.
It's a teambased game, victory isn't decided just by me. If I'm doing my role well, I don't mind losing because I know it's not my fault. I see where I failed and where I can improve and this includes picking a different role if nobody in my team can do it.

I hate playing sniper but if we need a Widow, I'll pick her. And if we lose but I got some decent kills, I know I did my job, the rest of the team just didn't pull their weight.

I learned to play support specifically for this. I get to see the dumbest motherfuckers on earth that thing Mercy's healing beam makes them invulnerable. Eventually you stop getting mad at this shit and you understand that what matters for you is how well you did your role and what decides who wins the game isnt just you but how well everyone did their role pooled together.

Explain to me how can you get mad at a videogame where you only have 1/12 of the weight in who wins and loses? Just do your thing well and have fun.

Are you the same marketer who was shilling Overwatch in the last thread and getting really butthurt whenever anyone had a complaint?

Yes, I know. All of those maps have a choke point or more somewhere. Usually, right after that chokepoint you have different ways at left and right to flank people, but you still gotta pass by that point unless you have extra mobility and can go some other way.

The idea here is that you're not gonna pass that point alone. You'll always have to work with a team to pass there and the easiest way to understand this is looking at how well Reinhart solves chokepoints. I'm not saying he's the only way, but the mentality is the same, you gotta work together to pass the chokepoints. If you go one by one at a time, it's game over and free ultis for them.

I don't care about you or your shitty story about playing shooters. Doing good and winning is the fun part about video games, especially team based games, like sports, although you've probably never been on a sports team.
Overwatch has less content on release than any other game I've bought. They aren't even going to release the fucking ranked for another month, there are less maps than a new CoD, and less game modes than halo. The game is trash.

Mental illnesses need to be aggressively dealt with. Its a world health issue.

So that's a yes I take it.

Oh fuck off with this shit. All I'm hearing is "Yeah man just make sure you call MIA's and keep poking at the enemy mid-laner and have fun."

Nigger, if I'm playing a shooter I'm probably playing to do my own thing and have fun. If I have to stop and say "guys we need a tank to eat damage but also a widowmaker to take out pharah" and then I switch characters, I am no longer doing my own thing, and I'm no longer having fun because I'm not winning while doing my own thing, even if I'm doing it well.

Don't think so. There wasn't a "last thread" since this one's cyclical and if anyone had a complaint, I'd very much like to discuss it.
I don't get butthurt about legit complaints or someone simply not enjoying the game, but I do get quite mad when someone blatantly lies about it just to "prove" his point.


Stick to single player then, faggot. You'll always be a winner there.
Stick to co-op then, faggot. You'll always win there.
TF2 only had 9 classes with their stock weapons on launch. Engineers couldn't move their buildings, the medics didn't had the fix to their healing and spys couldn't even recharge cloak by picking ammunition.
Unreal Tournament has about 15 weapons tops. Overwatch has more classes than UT has weapons.
Counter Strike gives you pistols, shotguns, rifles and snipers. The gamemodes are all the same and the characters as well.
Call of Duty's maps are precisely the same shit with different geometry, I bet that if they released a new map but with a different skybox you'd call it different as well.

There's tons of examples of games that released with less content. There's more content coming, free of charge as they promised and competitive as well for those that care.

Paranoia killed Holla Forums. You can't lurk a board for more than 5 minutes without seeing someone get called a shill with no explanation as to why. Mods delete posts without clear explanation and the users cheer on half the boards. Can't wait for an exodus out of this shithole.

indeed


yeah i usually go mei or lucio to get some teammates past, and so i have more options for ranged harassment than dva or reinhardt

but if they suck then i cant really do anything about it but keep trying and hope they get lucky. i really do wish i could turn the game around on my own because most of the time people just dont understand the most basic teamwork. and thats just frustrating, im doing my job right and its not making a damn bit of difference.
i dont like their map design philosophy, i think it is a product of the 6v6.

Great, now I know the mentality of my team when they seem to be fucking off and doing everything other than securing the point that needs to be secured.

The characters are the only thing going for this game. Unreal tournament and counterstrike and TF2 have a huge community with hundreds of custom game modes and maps, something blizzard would never allow. We're going to be forced to play the same blizzard approved maps until the game dies, hopefully as soon as the next blizzard game distracts the casuals who play their games.

is why.
I get that you want to keep pretending these things aren't real, but paranoia is the sane reaction to infiltration. You're always free to make your own board, remember.

That's why I just call the paranoid hivemind fucks out all the time.

Really, we could all just make a new Holla Forums board and just ban these derailing fuckwads.

Pick a role that your team needs and do your own thing. If you chose a role that's needed and you did well at that role, there's nothing to be mad about.

If you honestly can't be bothered to look at team composition and seeing that eveyone is dying because there's no support, if you can't communicate with your friends when you're playing premade with them, then you chose the wrong game.

You're also mixing solo with premade. When you go solo, there's not much you can do but your own thing. But if you're playing with friends, of course you gotta communicate with them. What's the point of making a premade team if you're not gonna talk at all during the game?

Are you one of those Genji's that cries about "no healer\tank" but isn't willing to play the role yourself?
Fuck you. I like to play attack roles as well but it's because cunts like you that Symetra is my most played hero.

Why are the tumblr browsing poorfag muritards here, shouldnt they be circlejerking over chump and how degenerate america is in Holla Forums?

No, we are the tiny minority. The problem with Holla Forums is the userbase itself. There is no way to enjoy this site unless you convert to a rulecuck and just go with it. Making a board will solve nothing.

Nigga just go Zenyatta.

no it didnt we arent dead. you can deal with shit posters cant you? harden the fuck up, talk about your game and dont make the thread about them. people just like having a reason to shit something up that they dont enjoy, but theyll do it either way because its fun to fuck with people.

Thanks for confirming my suspicions. Back to >>>Holla Forums with you, that's where your d&c buddies are hanging out

All 3 have had YEARS to grow to the size they are today.
Krammer, get the fuck out of Kung-Fu school.


You try to ban them, they cry "Censorship!". It's no use. Just let them post and tire themselves out, it's no different than children. As long as people answer back, they'll keep posting because it's still a fun game for them.
Take into consideration many of them post from phones and from work because they have nothing else to do.


Agreed. As much as the ideal of Holla Forums is noble, /svidya/ and other boards did not caught up well (probably a good thing for them, actually). It's the userbase that's the problem, they were educated this way and there's little you can do about it.


That's my second most played hero. I pick it for the support role that nobody wants but also so I can cause damage because Iris knows everyone else sucks at that despite being their only role.

Maybe during the height of 8ch but definitely not fucking now.

Time to put away the shill card and get back to reality.

Do you even go to any other board than Holla Forums? Paranoia is the cause of all rulecuckery on this site.

We're not on Holla Forums you fucking faggot. What exactly do you think I'm d&cing here? Your hugbox?

No I'm sure they want to spend thousands to convince the 20 people here.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just stupid, but there's no way you can be dumb enough to buy as a legitimate poster.

I've been seeing a lot more level 70s-90s these last two days and I'm only 33. I'm still only hovering just above a 50% WR, so I feel like MMR has much less weight than Blizz lets on once you're out of the beginner range.


It's probably coming sooner rather than later with the way Jim's shitting on everything this place stood for. I don't think I'd follow if it does happen though, sick of seeing history repeat itself because people are too cucked to stand up for themselves in meaningful numbers.


Why, so he can get instakilled by Widow shots to the toesies?

i guess youre not wrong there, a lot of the smaller boards do have stricter rules because theyre afraid of being derailed, infiltrated or some such. but i dont see that as dying

I'm getting the feeling that there is something in match making that works to get people to have a 50% win rate, like in dota 2. Also being matched with premade groups as a solo queuer is fucking retarded.

Paranoia is just a symptom, not really the problem. It's the whole "down with THAT MAN!" attitude that leads to that paranoia along with a ton of other things.
I've seen a few communities start here and try to move out of Holla Forums while keeping discussion in some board. It never works well. The amount of shitposting complaining about anyone in charge of that community kills it very young. It's always a few anonymous posters that gather the names of server mods or community managers or project leads and shitpost whatever bullshit they can imagine. All because some people have some ingrained hatred with figures of authority.

Take for instance this very thread. There are people shitting on the game specifically because it was made by Blizzard. They don't care about any merit the game might have, it was made by Blizzard therefore it's bad. And I do expect someone quoting me here and saying "well, it's true!". Much like Jim Quisition or 7 Pesos Pedro that agreed on how terrible microtransactions in the game are despite being quite possibly the most consumer friendly model possible. You get cosmetic shit only with either time or money, your choice. But they still hate it just on the principle that ALL microtransactions are bad, just like fags will hate Overwatch just because ALL Blizzard games are bad.

I mean, dislike the game all you want, but at least do it for actual reasons, not just to join some bandwagon with an opinion already formed for you…

There's a difference between fucking off and playing the objective on your own terms.


Two of the people behind me were friends, Zarya and Junkrat specifically. Why were they not pushing forward when they both saw me go in? I don't know, Zarya says they threw a shield on me and started fighting off two enemies coming in on the side, but that's no excuse for the rest of the team. What if I am the one switching roles? How do you know I wasn't switching between Mercy, Winston, and Reinhardt to try to either heal our damage dealers or dive snipers or to stop turrets? The rest of my queue didn't do SHIT to change, and the randoms just played Reaper and Hanzo and McCree and didn't contribute SHIT to our comp.

Are you lost? You're not going to get much in the way of results here. Though why you people keep shitting up Holla Forums is beyond me, did you not know that Holla Forums was always shit?

Please tell me what I'm dividing and conquering? That buzz phrase on Holla Forums is used to refer to jews breaking up their right wing revolution or whatever those delusional fucktards think they're doing. The only think I can be dividing on this board is your rulecucked hugbox. You think a chan should have some sort of forced solidarity? Fuck you tbh

You're not even trying buddy.
At least put some effort into it.

I love the gamer gremlin portrayal so much.

I actually had to go find a reaction image off Google to use for you since I reinstalled my OS recently. Just because Widowmaker CAN easily kill Zenyatta doesn't mean she WILL. There's a difference between what works in theory and what works in practice. Outside of certain maps such as the Ilios Ruins where the bitch can hide in the trees, you should always have a good idea where the blue bitch is hiding and evade her shots / fuck with her head. And that's in a one on one scenario, you always got your team to back you up.


If you are in a game where the Widowmaker of all people is good, then your team is also good enough to counter-snipe the bitch and you got someone to protect your ass. If anything, Tracer is a bigger issue to Zenyatta than anybody else. A good one will make you fucking hate your life.

Get the fuck out of this board you piece of shit

Your account level has no direct relation with your MMR, which is a hidden value your account also has.
Those level 70's and 90's are most likely bad at the game if they are stuck playing with you, or you're actually quite good at the game.
Check if the rest of your team isn't premade as well. That happens, you'll get two large groups on both sides with a solo in each as well.
I really wish they ported the feature from HotS that tells you who's grouped with whom.


You played Reinhart quite well, you did your thing exactly like a Reinhart should do. It's your team's fault the game was lost, not yours. If they want to win, they'll have to improve and reach your level. Especially if they aren't willing to change characters at all midmatch.


Read his first post: "Thanks for confirming my suspicions." He was lurking this thread just to "look for invaders". It's a self-appointed gatekeeper that thinks he gets to decide who can post on "his" board. just ignore him.

it pairs you up with people who cant beat bots when youre over 50%


nigga what

Christ, I knew this game would bring cancer to this board, but goddman.

Thank god for cyclicals

I bet you also use words like cuckime in your preferred circles

Why dont OW have ranked yet? Is it that hard to copypaste the HotS ranked system into OW?

He's either paid for it, or somebody desperately trying to justify his purchase. Or a blizzdrone if they still exist.
He's really desperate to defend the game and spouts the same lines his predecessors have.

So I went in to this game expecting the worst. I bought a key online so I only ended up paying $33 for it so I didn't feel too bad about it. I played it alone and (more often) with friends. It's not a bad game. In fact, it's pretty fun once you get the ball rolling.

I play Reinhardt and it's a fucking blast. I'm picking up a new hero one at a time and learning them slowly. There's quite a bit of nuance with each character, a surprising amount actually. I wish there was more game modes outside of the 6v6, 4v4 would be absolutely perfect, and I would also like some things like McCree's flash+fan combo, Tracer's time revert, and Roadhog's selfheal to be brought in line, but otherwise the game is actually really fun. At least, when you're playing with friends.

I've played a few games solo or with one buddy and it's fucking awful. Once you get 4+ people to run with it starts getting really fun. There's a ton of shilling for this game across every single bit of social media and forums for vidya out there, but it's not completely awful. One thing I really liked was the performance (but I have a 950 so most things run well for me) and how few bugs there were. After coming off of games like Planetside 2, not having to deal with bugs and hitching is a fucking godsend.

Overall I rate it a good 8/10. They seemed to have nailed balance fairly well on the first try, it runs well, and I haven't come across many game breaking bugs, or bugs at all. I don't like the business model with purchasing loot boxes though. When you're playing alone I'd drop it down to a 7 or even 6.5 just because of how awful things can get, but that's really to be expected. I could play this for quite a while, especially if they keep it updated. It's going to turn to shit though, I can see the MLG/ASSFAGGOTS season crap looming on the horizon, plus more microtransactions and other kikery.

Can someone post any Reinhardt OC that's been made here or in the /vg/ threads? I need me some Rein memes.

>only twice

Tracer's tight boyish ass wasn't enough to get me to part with my shekels. I'm sure he meant well but holy shit.


Astroturfing is cheap. Having 2 - 3 shills dragging their shitty assholes across a thread to steer discussion in a favorable direction isn't exactly a several hundred thousand dollar business venture.

Which brings me back to my original point of holding my teammates in ASSFAGGOTS-tier hatred and contempt.

Here, have a few on the house.
I find it remarkbly easy to outsnipe widow's as Zenyatta, unless they see me first. And even then, when you put the orb of discord on her and a few orbs pass by her head, you usually can make her run for cover, which is good enough. It's also not that hard to pick cover and other routes to avoid her and usually inside tight buildings, you're gonna wreck people with your orbs.

If she misses the first shot and tries to shoot you again without full charge, that's pretty great, since you'll regenerate all your life really fast and make her waste time.

How is she a problem? Orb of Discord and land a few shots on her. She doesn't move any faster than you, just wait for a blink and learn to lead your shots. Trust me, Zenyatta kills Tracers very easily.


Either letting people learn how to play the game decently first (and judging by the average match, it's sorely needed), preparing proper servers with 60 tick rate or they're cooking something up for the competitive gamemode…

You say this because you play the only viable tank.

I don't know, I've had a lot of problems with putting down Zaryas, Winstons, and Roadhogs especially.

You want memes?
>>>/cuckchan/

I'm reading the blizzard forum thread right now. These people are praising the match making because having a 50% win rate must mean that it's really accurate. No one is mentioning that a lot of their games are extremely one sided with them either destroying or wrecking. I've been in matches that have lasted a minute. The match making clearly has issues.

rulecuck. you're a rulecuck. You like it when mods ban people. You like the fact that every new game that comes out is only allowed to have one thread. You like the fact that people who want to discuss overwatch are stuck in this thread where people are freely shitposting, and they aren't being moderated. I'm not using it incorrectly. And cuckime refers to anime that are not manime. In other words, cuckime watchers refers to people who are mentally ill or socially inept. It's not a buzzword.

pls

It's not though, or at least on pc. They really try to get you to buy the good goyim edition but if you look it is only 40.

Standard mode are getting stale there are some heroes i really want to ban when playing attack on some maps

So he was right.
I like how you people always out yourselves 100% of the time without fail.

splat zones


roadhog will likely obliterate reinhardt if the team doesnt focus the fatass down, just walking through the shield and blasting his face but your team should be aware of that and not let it happen. when it comes down to providing your team with a means to just walk forward reinhardt is your man.
not only that, but shooting his shield doesnt give ult charge which makes a bigger difference than it should.

You heard me nigga


That was the point - sorta - although I put it in a rather stupid manner due to sleep deprivation. A Widowmaker is lesser threat to Zenyatta than a Tracer and both of them can be dealt with relative ease, if you know what the shit you're doing and you're not just playing Bastion and McCree because you heard their OP then proceeding to fail like 90% of the players that use them.

Also, we fucking need Holla Forums stacks and shit like we did with DotA and League, I just got my healthpack stolen by a Tracer at 90% health that I was healing with orbs while I was at around 5 actual HP left. Fucking American night time is cancer.

>>>/cuckchan/
Thanks for ruining Sams face you retard


People who bought that are in the triple digits

No dog, the game has 2 game modes. You can play the game for less than an hour and experience everything the game has to offer at least once, in terms of maps and game modes. If it had double the content it has now, sure. But I've only played it for 5 days and I'm already starting to get bored of it.

Going to get a nerf, according to the devs.
Dunno what problem you have with Tracer but you probably should play against her a bit more often. With time, you'll start to get used to it and you'll predict where she'll appear based on where she was a few seconds ago.
Roadhog's self heal seems too good, but it's really not that great. You can easily cause the 300 points he heals while he is doing so or even more. And since it's just 600 Health Points he has, he's basically free Ulti charge for anyone shooting at him.

Solo tends to be a crapshoot for starters in any game with MMR since you'll be paired with the bottom of the panel. Can't do much against it but keep playing.

Have some faith, user. Game's too quirky and not "mature enough" for that crowd. Soldier's the closest you can get to that but he's still too over the top and since fights last longer than a single second, you're not gonna get that kind of players here.


It's 40$ for the PC version, you're a tard. That's the collectors edition.
It's only 6GB, what the hell kind of box have you been reading?
That's massive to you? Really?


Don't get mad at your friends just because they are bad at videogames?

Your low effort posts are worse than mine somehow.

N I C E
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us.battle.net/support/en/article/7636

And? Doesn't mean you have to buy it for 60 and you miss out on fuck all by doing so.

Glad you like it Tumblr

how would they even nerf that? reduce damage per shot? lower the rate of fire?
i dont really like either one of those options.
the only time mcree really pisses me off is when he scores 3 headshots on me from a mile away while doing the hammer.

That's why I said it drops down to 7 or even 6.5. Playing the same shit over and over is tiresome and doing it alone is even worse. Like I said, if they continue to develop it, it'll be pretty good.


Thank god.

Tracer's only issue is that even if you get the drop on her and you don't do 150+ damage, she can just hit E and undo everything you've done. I've played her and it definitely feels like I can escape shit that should have, by all rights, killed me. Otherwise she's fine.

I've been working on my Roadhog and I still think the self heal is too good. Maybe you should do the animation and start regenerating, around just as fast as Lucio would heal you, and that's that.

Windows takes like 23 gigabytes. I think they're including that for some reason.

This is too good


Im not going to buy it, but all the normalfags will

what the hell for?

Oh I'm sorry, I should have archived it for you. Here you go.
archive.is/ovw6a
Don't want to give blizz blizz their tendie shekels :^)

The thing that ruins roadhog is the servers. I'm getting hooked through corners and pillars because the game doesn't realize I've moved out of the way. I get the feeling it's also ruining sniping. It's way too easy to land hits as widowmaker and hanzo. I don't know why it's so easy to snipe in this game.

that's my major issue with tracer. unless you suck with the character, there's nothing that can happen to threaten you. Outside of high damage shots or explosions, all you need to do is rewind or telespam your way out of it, you're totally safe the entire time. As long as you don't poke too far into a team, you can just run away, there's no risk to her at all.

That reminds me so often of playing Engineer, rushing for an Ammo Pack for the metal and having a soldier land on top of it to replenish his ammo…
In your case, it's not much of a problem, though. 100 of your health is Shields that will return in 4 seconds (after 3 of not taking damage).
What's dumber is that those 10% of her are free charge for you. I used to hate healing Reinharts because it took forever but now I see they are just giant batteries to feed my ultis as Support.


King of the Hill and Capture are not the same.
You can experience everything most shooters have to offer in a matter of hours anyway and people still keep playing them, this is not a valid point.


Pic related. 6GB is most likely buffer for download, it does not take that space.


Probably reduce the damage of Fan the Hammer or prevent it from scoring headshots if used that way.


And reload her gun :^)
But not really, she only has 150 health and a very long cooldown on rewind. Not to mention experienced players line up shots where she appears.
As for the Roadhog, consider there are healthpacks all around the map. If you use the healing when you're alone it's more of convenience than anything. If you use it while being shot at, it's not gonna gelp you that much.

The servers go both ways on Roadhog, I've landed plenty of hooks that fail to pull because the target slides behind a wall after I land it or just for seemingly no reason at all.

It wasn't so much the fact I could easily replenish my shields as the sheer principle of the matter. The fact that I died 10 seconds later due to the fact I was missing like 10 health was just icing on the cake really.

on the other hand ive hooked people that never show up, or they show up behind or to the side of me and fly away. of course its also my fault for not reacting quicker but i dont think its supposed to do that. and what good is pig if he cant pull that off?

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You keep quiet in your corner. Last time the English tried anything funny we invented the Brazilians. You don't want to test my patience again, you don't know what other abominations I can conjure into existence!

...

He forgot to downboat.

Tu és a razão porque este país nunca irá andar para a frente.
Volta para o LoL ou para o CSe sai deste site meu panasca de merda.

Oh for fuck's sake, it had to be a Tuga…
Be polite with everyone else and learn some manners, post in English like civilized people.

Apologies for my bretheren, we subsist entirely on famine, "fado" and football (or soccer) and we have no culture to speak off besides that.

Also it's hilarious that post that faggot. He's the cunt that first discovered Brazil but he was so fucking dumb he actually though "it's just a few algae, I'm sure there's no land nearby" and kept on his merry way to the designated shitting country so he could snort some spices. He wasn't even the first one to face the Adamastor, he did nothing surprising except prove that you could reach India by boat. Whope-dee-fucking-doo.

We also subside on ASSFAGGOTS, CS and Esports.
But I guess its not useful for you to give out that information is it?

Fora daqui judeu imundo

You guys are cute. We need another RomanianvsHungarian shitfest to teach you how it's done.

Fuck off anime posting faggot, no one likes you, you're not part of some inside joke.

I don't even watch anime.

Yes, you fucking cunt, we do. I had to watch my coleagues going to the local coffee and play LoL on their spare time. I saw one punching THROUGH a wall when he got mad once.
And I know very well I can't convince them to play anything else because they don't want to play videogames, just what everyone else is playing, which just happens to be LoL now.

For fuck's sake you have people playing METIN2 of all the fucking games in the motherfucking peninsula!
METIN2!
And it's 2 because they though it would be cooler! There's no Metin 1!

I honestly can't believe you're from the same country I am as well. Standards for videogames are so fucking low here Pong is a masterpiece and anything Blizzard shits still hasn't made it here most likely. In a country where CS and LoL are the only games played, you're seriously gonna complain about Overwatch?

I don't give a shit you anime posting faggot. You're a massive faggot and should kill yourself.

You need to be shot with a 7.62x59 round at the centre of the Republic Square

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is this some kind of a plan to shit up the thread?

For fuck's sake, it's 9:40, I spent all night awake playing random crap and posting here between vydia breaks, you just woke up and you're probably at school shitposting from your phone, I don't even know why I bother.

Kid, you're gonna have to immigrate soon anyway. Country's fucked and the only reason Spain doesn't invade it's because they are already bad enough on their own.
There's worse things in life than a videogame because more casual than you'd like and compared to the usual trite you have to put up in the metaphorical ass of Europe, Overwatch is pretty good. I'm just happy I can find 5 people to play with me.

Just be happy the shitskins aren't gonna come here, that by the time the economic crysis that's to come arrives we won't even feel it (because there's nothing else to ruin) and lower your fucking standards for once, because Portuguese people like us don't get to complain about anything in the world. We're better off than all shitholes and we're shittier than any place that actually matters.

THIS THREAD NEEDS TO DIE

DIE OF AIDS

How about some Holla Forums then you BR fuccboi?

Fuck if I know, I'm just shitposting cause I got nothing better to do

Yeah, and be remade since the mod imposed rules don't seem to fucking matter.

Abusing spoilers too. You guys are major league low effort posters. Have you ever contributed a single thing in your life?

Vasco did nothing buy huff spices all day. Honk Kong is independent long time now, India was British rule anyway. And a train there was faster than a boat. A fucking train did better than Vasco.
Only notable thing he did was be the character in Lusíadas, that epic wrotten by a guy that died in poverty because that's how we treat artists here.
Oh look! Another cunt that did nothing for the portuguese crown and only did his famous journey of circun-navigation at the service of the Spanish crown!
You're on a roll here!
Post D. Sebastião next so I can tell you about how a nigga actually get's lost so much in the middle of fog he actually vanishes from space and time.

Does edging for five hours straight count?

The mods started a thread with a biased image and they don't bother to moderate the thread.
At this point might as well let people make their own so we can ditch one as soon as it's filled with shitposting.

edging is an /a/ meme, in other words only a degenerate no lifer like you would even know that word

Correction, they do moderate this thread. I just noticed they spoiled the gore\scat\fisting pics up there.
I guess that's the best we're gonna get considering how much we pay them.

The mods will delete any duplicate threads. It's been this way for over a year. Not even MGSV was allowed to have multiple threads. Based rulecucks. I love this place so much.

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Needs to be a case for saying a thread is just completely derailed…

If you want to make loads of threads to please your bosses you can always go to 4chan

more proof of paranoia killing Holla Forums

Still here are you? Though I guess if you wanted to talk about this game there wouldn't be anywhere else to go. Funny how that works isn't it?

I'd very much like to start a thread and as soon as it was spammed, I'd start another. Just to see who the mods would ban, me or the spammers.
But I know this is why we are limited to one thread, to keep them all here.

Do it, slavs are our only hope of saving this godforsaken continent


Oh my sweet summer child, this game will be the next big flavour of the month Esport, its as pre determined as Benfica brand loyal retard hooligans shitting up the streets every time their brand wins at their shitty favorite sport.

Hello summerfriend

Thats what we've been doing for centuries now you little cunt, fuck your piece of shit game, get new friends, shouldnt be too hard since most are so easy to manipulate that my dog would be embarrased if he had humanlimke awareness.
Fuck you for putting up with shit, you're the reason why this countries gone to the shitter.


We used to be better than them as a majority, used to.


How fucking old are you?
16?

Trying to get as much traffic as possible to get as much revenue as possible from the advertisements that are willing to be here.

I would also imagine that the biggest shitposters are probably the biggest dona tors.

Everytime I remember people donated to Next I chuckle hard

At least you're not a fan of Benfica…
I haven't heard much about any competitive scene here. There's no one that actually plays videogames here since I don't live in the capital or Porto.

Fuck. I've been looking for work for half a year now, my schedule is all fucked up. I don't even know what day of the week it is, most of the time…

You don't have many friends, do you?

What the fuck are you talking about, used to? Their whole country is still shit. All that gold did nothing for them. Engineers there win a fortune because their money is worth nothing outside of that place. I considered migrating there and found out that I'd never be able to afford a ticket back with what they'd pay me for a very well payed job.

Better nihilistic than depressive like you. Tell me next about Salazar and how great he was for the country. Tell me about Viriato and how he got a heroe's death. Tell me about the wonderfull family between our founder and his mother.
Tell me about the colonial wars in Angola and Moçambique and how fucking great they were for our economy we are still paying reparations.
Tell me how the past of Portugal is so fucking great, we all wish we could just forget about it.

I'm 76, thank you very much.

metin.co.kr/

youtube.com/watch?v=nMgE_A6UxG0
The game is so fucking old but it do exist

Might as well kill yourself

You really are fucking underage

Check out Dr. Alan Grant here, that's some nice fossil you found out!
I guess that if it never got translated, that why everyone assumed it didn't exist. Thanks for the find, user. At least now I know the truth.


Fuck's sake, user. Know your country. There's a lot more place to live in than those shitholes. I'm guessing you're from Leiria or Lisboa itself, from the gramatical erros, rudimentary english and snobbish attitude.

Enslaving niggers is an accomplishment? Paying them money for years is an accomplishment?
You mean codfish all the fucking time? That salty piece of shit that's more like kevlar than real food? Or the traditional dish of rice with pig blood? Really unique, uh?
The only thing unique we have in our gastronomy is how we are the only country that eats the entire pig, all parts of it. But it's so fucking unhealthy even an American would refuse to eat alheiras with how much colesterol they have (and I love that shit).

He was right when he went against the Universities? He was right when he wanted everyone dumb and stupid so they'd be easier to control? He was right when he was artificially controlling the economy too? My father was a young kid back then and he remenbers how there was a tax on lighters not because of safety reasons as they said but to convince people to stick with matches, something that was produced in the country.
Salazar was a dumb prick that wanted us all to be even dumber than him so he could control us all. Didn't work out well, but you're living proof that his ideas live on!

wow, you would hate me so much if i was ever on your team. i never give a shit about winning, i just want to kill other players. when the optimal play is to secure the objective, i ignore it and find opponents to kill which many times results in a game throw. no fucks are given. it's the devs' fault for making shitty team based gamemodes and giving up on the superior free for all modes anyway.

does it not occur to you that you could get more kills and more points if you played the objective with your team?

The irony is that universities are now centres of indoctrination.

i don't care about points. that's the thing. i derive absolutely no enjoyment from a kill if i haven't beaten the opponent by myself. if i stand on the point and shoot at people while all my teammates shoot at them as well and then they die from everyone's damage, i just don't find it enjoyable and the resulting victory means nothing to me.

Why don't you play UT or something?

You get more kills by hovering near the objective just behind the enemy team than roaming around.
You'll also get more kills with teammates nearby instead of going 1v6 all the time. You're that McCree that thinks he's hotshit and learns a valuable lesson about how High Noon doesn't work that well every game.


That's why you either get STEM or become a plumber.
Because we've barely even got feminism here but Universities are already creating beta fags that do everything their superiors tell them anyway.
It's like an universal betafication.


I enjoy Deathmatch as well but you're not gonna get the same sucess in teambased games. You'll often be 1v2 or 1v3 or even more if you push your luck. And there's always counters to your character and people that will pick them and kill you when you are alone.
You really don't get as many kills as you want playing alone.

>Continent
No thanks

They enslaved themselves just like we did when we were tribal and we were one of the first to set them free before they started to become an issue.

I bet your favorite dish is Pizza you globalization demonspawn

My father was in the war

How fucking old are you, you jobless friendless fuck?

50% of girls 16-28 consider themselves feminists

dn.pt/portugal/interior/piropos-ja-sao-crime-e-dao-pena-de-prisao-ate-tres-anos-4954471.html

Oh… Now you're making me feel sorry for you. Or maybe not
You either live in Açores, the place that's trying to be independant and has already made their own language from a strong accent… Or you're from Madeira, the shithole that the last president ran to the ground where Brazil looks like a much better alternative. Which explains why you think their country is better than ours.

But they ain't paying reparations to themselves, are they? Who's the stupid nigger here anyway?

Octopus is shit. It looks swell when you buy it but when you cook it it srinks to half it's size. Any decent cook knows this.
LITERALLY LEFTOVERS
Give me some costeletas and bifes, not some bony fish that barely feeds anyone.
My favorite dish is cooked by me: arroz com atum, alherias e ovo estrelado. I only cook that shit when my parents forget to leave something decent to eat so they feel it in their wallet. They only buy the decent alheiras from the north of the country and homemade ones.

My father was too smart for the war, he went to college instead.

The dumb fuck straight out refused to let lighter factories to settle here. We didn't got national lighters because dude was old fashioned as fuck. There's no defense here.

But you want more, what about the retarded taxes he put on radio and tv? People faked the whole time that their antenna wasn't working so they weren't taxed. Now try and guess why would someone tax a source of information to the average joe.

I'm 26, the economy's fucked. They need engineers but there's no money to hire them because if the portuguese can post-pone it for another day, it's all good.


My brother has tried Fetlife for dating and he managed to meet a few cuties there. But he does tell me of the encounters he had with feminists, not only there but on OkCupid and Tinder here on Portugal.
I was laughing with him about a few special cases, like one that was offended at first because she offended him, but then was offended because she actually didn't offend him.

However that statistic… That article… Fuck, I need to get out of here.

tfw dva's hygogg is shit

i do although i get burnt out on it faster than i used to


i am that mccree except i don't use high noon. it's too slow, stops your "flow" and shows your location to the enemy. it's usually not worth using.

i just don't care. team based games are stupid and pointless unless if you actually personally know your team. since other people are unpredictable and unreliable, team gamemodes are a dumb concept for "quick play" type matches where you get queued with randoms. if i play for the win and for the objectives, the gameplay (shooting) part of the game becomes more dull and uneventful while the "bigger picture" team-play and objective based part becomes the main game. that means you have to rely on your teammates, whom you can't control or really influence in a significant way. it's just a stupid sentiment to play the objectives in a game where you get matched up with complete randoms. when played with random people, these game modes are inherently flawed so it's pointless to play them the way they're supposed to be played. you can only influence around 20% of the game with your presence so if you're playing just to win you're barely even playing the game, at this point you're just gambling.

And now you know why these types of games are popular with normalfags.

Just find a job an get out nigger Im leaving as well

I'd say there's a more humane side to it, you can end up with decent people on your team and teamwork isn't even that complicated. It's not as dire as you make it seem like.

And if this still isn't your thing, than it's not your game. I seriously recommend that you don't buy it (except you already did) because you're just not gonna have as much fun with it.

Try Battlefield or CoD or something similar, if you just want a sever filled with tons of people on both side in a very large map. I think you'd actually apreciate those much more. Fuck, you can even disregard whatever the objective is and just go for kills and that's still quite usefull.

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Neat. Though 76 takes the spotlight away

Holy shit.

Why am I not surprised the guy religiously shitposting this thread for a week is from south america?


This, mostly. Tracer is incredibly good at not dying, and her damage isn't low. A strong tracer can cause immense amount of grief.

Yo so the game looks fun, convince me to not get it since it's a fucking blizzard game

wasnt fun enough to buy after open beta imo

If you have friends who want to play it it's worth 40 bucks. If you're going to solo I would say wait for it to get cheaper or wait for them to release more content.

the maps dont take full potential of the fun characters and they have some balancing to do. tickrate is a whopping 20. you cant choose what maps or servers to play on.
matchmaking is a joke that forces 50% win/loss rather than matching equally skilled players. blizzard is 'cracking down' on 3d porn.

Love it. Keep being mad.

Do it. consistently posts like redditlite (what, someone telling ME what is good and bad? But taste is SUBJECTIVE!) and will defend overproduced until his boss kike's contract runs out.
Don't let actiblizz have any more power.

Fuck off, you're delusional. It's delicious.

Source?

nvm, found it. I thought it was some home-made rape film or something.

If you can't wait, just leave. The rest of us won't miss you.

You greatly overestimate the costs of a couple few shills being stationed. Plenty of smaller forums have shills. The game itself sows wide with its pandering, so it is only following a pattern to assume they will spread themselves over every possible outlet.
Overwatch is worth $40 to two groups of people: those selling it, and those infected by hype, having convinced themselves this won't be a waste of good money.

Fuck this design team.

You could cover it up

My closest McDonalds is located right next to McDonalds headquarters.

Shit actually tastes good and is staffed by attractive people.

Well she has the Not-Mei skins

Yeah your only hope is the Arctic/Siberian Front skins, which cover her horrible hair hues up with comfy Russian duds and armor. I've got the same issue.

Thanks, I'll stick with what I have right now and see if it goes on sale

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Fuck, I know. I've seen how hard she can carry, but I still haven't even played her yet because I just can't stand the thought of running around as that creature. I think once I finally get 1000 credits I'm going to be forced to buy one of the snowsuit legendaries.

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Zarya is absolutely amazing. She also has this strange design where she is better the dumber your team mates are. Throw a shield on a team mate out of position, get tons of charge when the entire enemy team unloads on them.


I don't know why young girls fucked older guys so regularly at my hometown. It seemed a lot more prevalent than it should be.

How long does the bonus damage from people hitting Zarya's shield last? The shield itself seems to only lasts 3-5 seconds.

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I know that feeling.
It's still nowhere near as bad as a free2play game called Warframe. Imagine all of overwatch's problems times 10 on top of a dev team that actively hates their veteran playerbase

I played that game but couldn't really get into it. What's actually wrong with it, though?

Post yfw you didn't give blizzard money for their marketer-made turd carousel

The sheild itself only lasts 1-2 seconds actually.

Each shield can increase your charge by up to 50% of max, and it then ticks down by what I estimate to be about 3% per second.

I'm playing warframe coop with my brother. It's not a pvp game so I don't know what problems you're talking about. Care to elaborate?

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The fuck is wrong with the tech demo game Warframe? It's fun as shit, if you enjoy the particular gameplay, since it's all you got.

>melee is becoming more of a forced focus, but melee is still just mashing one button
>Prime Access, which is pic related. Sometimes a slightly stronger version of a frame comes out, and in order to skip the grind you can buy it directly for a price.
there's more but fuck it. Warframe is just a skinner's box.

Zarya's barriers last at most 2 seconds. The charge gained from those barriers is displayed by the number under your crosshairs, it degrades pretty quickly and I'd say you go from 100 to 0 in 30 seconds.

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but i am having fun. i'm just not having it the way you want me to.

I heard they recently did something else to utterly ruin the game, but that's just their normal dev cycle.
I tried it back then, didn't gave them a cent but the game looked genuine fun, it's cyber ninjas in space, how can you fuck this up?

However it seemed like the whole idea of the game was grinding. You grinded materials to make weapons, and you grinded XP and mods for those weapons so you were strong enough to go farm somewhere else and repeat ad nauseum. I honestly can't think of any part of the game that isn't dedicated to grind something else.

I also hate how it's cyber ninjas in space and yet regular fire arms are the default weapons with melee being only slithgly above the "quick melee" button you get in regular FPS games. There's some neat tricks there but you'd expect the game to be about melee combat, exotic ranged weapons and stealth, not run&gun.


Oh, I don't really care how you have fun. If you completely ignore the objective and favour kills, what happens is that your MMR tanks and this is good for you. You'll often end up with retards and noobs on the oposing team, a way for the game to see if you can finnaly win something at least once.

Meanwhile everyone else sees you once or twice, get's a few MMR points from you and moves up the ladder. There's really nothing to be mad about, you're just a stepping stone for everyone else and if you're having fun doing that, all's the better.

Lol, well I don't really care about the game itself. Me and my brother are having loads of fun because the movement in the game is so unique and coop is always fun. How long is the game? How much content is there? We're just going to go through it once I guess. Maybe without ever building a different warframe because it seems like a lot of work.

Also meant to ask, are all of the levels in warframe the same? We've played about 5 hours and every map except an ice map uses the same fucking tunnels, textures and props in different arrangements. Even on different planets, didn't seem to matter. That was kind of annoying. But it runs really well so that makes up for it.

Yeah basically. Most maps consist of three main tilesets; grineer, corpus, and orokin, with invested variants of both. You're going to want to get used to them, since you'll be seeing them for a LONG while with very little variance.

As in forever.

wait... these guys actually make money with such low skill? maybe i should open a patreon/commissions....

these people are mentally ill

The internet has made mental illness a lifestyle.

You know nothing.
I remember seeing an auction for a sonic character.
You read that correct. A fucking "OC pls don't steal" sonic character.
And it sold. For fucking thousands. Masses of bids.

If you wanna milk autists, go ahead. You don't need to be able to draw. A good drawing will get you nowhere with these people. Just grab paint, forget the word shading and get comissions.
Heck, start with some aweful OC that's not too much of a self-insert to show off and sell that one later.
I am not responsible for any damage caused to your mind and soul.

Thanks user, you've inspired me.I am not above taking money from the mentally ill.

What websites should I shill on?

Deviantart and furaffinity for a start

cheers cobba

does anyone here speak dingo? i've never heard "cobba" before till i played this game

Nighter am I.
But there is a limit as to what a normal mind can take

its less common variant of "mate" in Australian speak, actually as an Australian I don't even hear "mate" much these days.

Funny that I played it with my brother as well. The coop is certainly much better but you know what they say about playing games with friends…

Sadly, the game isn't much more than what you saw. It's long hallways, some big open areas as well and they'll have different textures according to the planet but that's about it.
The enemies are somewhat interesting but don't expect anything game changing since they don't improve on their tactics much later in the game. They just become bullet sponges and that's it.

Supposelly, there's a lab you can build in the personal dojo of your guild where people can feed some of the materials they grind and unlock shitty weapons that nobody uses.
There's also some late game grind after Pluto to some godforsaken place, but last I heard it required grinding your way into there everytime you wanna do it as well.

The movement is pretty unique a fun but you'll come to realize the levels aren't necessarily built to require it at all, with the exception of some areas that practically have written on the wall "wall run here for a secret stash". Enemies don't take advantage of the 3D environment, you're vulnerable when you move about and your time is better off spent shooting than doing fancy shit.
This is especially worse in the open areas where there's plenty of small obstacles in the scenery that ruin your parkour and they're there for no purpose other than decoration.

is warframe any good for sniper practice or do the mobs just stand still all days?

thanks for the post

they will shoot you, it's pretty fun to move around and snipe since you can aim while sliding and wall jumping and you can kind of glide through the air in slow motion. also they chase you, but once they get within a certain range they kind of just stand there, but it's pretty close, like 10 feet away I'd say. So your sniping will consist of running away and sniping while moving around to avoid being shot at since you'll die if too many people surround you. At that point it will be better to use an ability and melee everything like Genji. I'm only talking about sniping with the bow and arrow though since you have to build a warframe if you want a sniper rifle, which I haven't done yet.

Actually some units will continue to charge at you and then start meleeing you, forgot about those ones.

>people who suck and literally cant git gud complain about how theyre trash and get butthurt when people call them out

for the last group ive got some sad news to break to you, most of the people left here are probably from the plebbit exodus, you can tell by the cancerous "whut does the Holla Forums hivemind think!" threads and the fact ive had redditfriends send me links to people on r/gayming posting links to Holla Forums. we've been infested for months and it sucks

to the people complaining about characers, the balance isnt perfect but the only plausable nerf is for mcree and is 6shot blast of pain, but still every character you just need to learn how to play around and not fucking suck.

and lastly, Holla Forums conspiritards can close their browsers if they dont like people bought it. i've never given blizzard a dime until now, and will probably never again.
also why would marketers even waste ANY money nowadays, besides obligitory ads? tumblr is basically free PR for life.

its fucking insane, those fucking animals are making diesel amounts of "content" regarding the characters but very often haven't even played the game

that place is fucking bonkers

must be nice to have a scapegoat…

Marketers would waste their time and money here because if they didn't then all the hours of shitposting and spamming done by the anti-marketer brigade here would have been wasted and for nothing.
And that can't possibly be true. If it were, then what already wasted life these grand standing paragons of Holla Forums Holla Forums would have just been further wasted.

They like things in an abstract kind of way. That's why their entire sexuality is abstract too.


Yeah, just ask Holla Forums :^)

Oh shit you're right. I always forget goymergaters are the ones who are freaking out about us playing a blizzard game. Gamergate is what happens when you spend too much time on one single hobby and don't live a balanced, healthy life.

Nice try, m8.

But it's true. They are even more obvious than the shills since they don't even bother to hide it.

Ay fam, I don't do it to scare off just the marketers, but to scare off the marketable.
If you're a good enough goy to buy overwatch and not realize your mistake, there's no station for you here.
And it's genuinely fun to fuck with you, but that's besides the point. Doing it for free is better than doing it for -$40.

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But you're not scaring anyone. All chan posters don't give two fucks about shitposting, not enough to make them leave anyway.
And scorched earth tactics really don't make for a good homecoming anyway…

Oh hey, it's tacomonkey! Still here defending your purchase instead of playing it, eh? Wonder why that is.

It's no wonder shill-kun that you're a fucking newfag, but at least try, will you?

Shills are quite cheap, and you know it because you are cheap yourself They DO get paid to shill here, it has been proven way too many times.

It is truly disgusting that everytime that I alt tab from my vidya I see OW on the catalog, hence I'll start saging.

Ay, even if you're a halfbreed who can still take the heat, I'm happy enough to deter the settling of new cancer even if I can't get rid of you.

This is a containment thread just for you, kikekun. I'm not shitting in my bed, I'm shitting in the guest bed we gave you.
You're bad at this.

It's good to see I can trigger so many people with a single post.

It's my friend's OC please be as accepting as the characters in Overwatch!!!!!!

I believe you. Cv:

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So?

i hope one of the heroes they claim they'll add in the future is a melee orientated character

i wanna smash niggas with reinhart but i have to keep stopping to shield shit

What's the matter? Sad you're impotent to remove the shills? Reminds you of being impotent at something else? :^)


For someone that says they care about the board, that's a funny thing to post…


Supposely that's what Genji was gonna be, but his melee was either too good or too crappy.
really wish we get more melee characters since melee's so good.

i really think he needs a backstab or something similar to that

Reddit, come on. At least try.
Even if: my memetics are far more important than my genetics. Shills are paid to post here, and I don't expect them to leave unless they decide a less scummy line of work. Their marks are the ones who will decide it's not worth trying to stay or they will integrate.

Fuck no! Backstab is what ruins the Spy class and makes him so unfun. And I mained the guy.

The point wasn't that you shouldn't shitpost, it is that you are somehow concerning yourself over how welcome other people feel. Good luck ever finding a single board that doesn't have any shitposting whatsoever.

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You're memetics are making a fool of yourself with tinfoil-tier conspiracy theories about how a board with just 3000 users that doesn't even show up on google has any market value.
You fags ruined the entire site already with your ideas about being gatekeepers of Holla Forums, might as well post about bad games to properly fit in now.

Also, go check out /meta/, there's a thread there detailing how Holla Forums is just a playground for the halfchan crowd in /soc/, /int/, /s4s/ and a few other boards. They shitpost here for fun anyway, don't expect me to take you serioulys at all, or even to believe you care about board quality when this chan is just the playground for autistic children from another chan.


No, I'm sure I'm not the one shitposting and telling people they aren't welcome here.

Jesus Christ

what alternative would you propose?

Reaper is basically a spy with high close range damage instead of backstab and teleports instead of cloak

So you're going to cry now?

That's the thing, kike, newcomers aren't welcome here if they don't adopt our culture. Go anywhere else if you want to pretend you're not a tasteless faggot.

Shills sow wide. And regardless that you aren't a paid one: you aren't from here, and it shows. You are spending about 2/3rds of your day doing nothing but a defending a game made solely for money. Not even playing it.

You don't have to take me seriously. You're a lost cause.

who isn't saying we are doing both at the same time? lol

this isn't a fucking place, it's an anonymous message board. I wonder how many people spend so much time here they think it's their "turf"

Spoken like a true newfag. This is our land, and we cannot coexist.
And I know 7ea924 aka huemonkey the kikeslave isn't playing the game. He dumps huge autistic text walls at semiregular intervals. If the nigger sleeps, he's nocturnal.

Nice to see tumblr has rotted people's minds to the point where every little interest or thing they do is now part of some sort of exclusive culture.


I've recently picked up playing Reaper and I realized pretty quick that he's mainly meant to harass. And as a harasser I think he's one of the few that has a full range of motion. Able to teleport up to any level and of course behind people. Also his ghost walk ability that lets him move faster.

Basically everything is meant to close the distance. I've noticed lots of people use it to run away though.

I hope you are trying to be a parody, because this is some cringy ass shit.

The server is a physical place with an identifier so that people may find it through the use of a URL. I am fairly certain you can call it a place.

fuck it

i'm givin in to the shills

where can i buy this piece of shit for cheap on pc

tumblr filename just to trigger your faggot ass.

The best part is teleporting into and approaching from an area that's basically a dead end that enemies would never bother looking down because it's near impossible for their enemies to approach from such spots.

I'd hang back for a bit.

Well its like 40 dollars from Blizzard themselves. Some people in the thread said they got it for as low as like 33 somehow.

I don't think blizzard is known really for dropping the prices on their games and I don't think its available through steam. Don't quote me on that though.

In poor countries, actually. Companies sell less there to deter piracy. So much for that paywall keeping out ruskies and hues, ey?


I'm 100% woman, nig, no plastic in these titties

I can be a newcomer to a cartoon series and not actually visit the animation studios. It just means you're new to X.

d.va is the cutest

Well, she IS the waifubait factor

yeah I tend to switch to a tankish character for the final pushes (payload maps) but now I'm thinking I might just want to try that. Teleport in behind all those faggot bastions and dwarf turrets.

the anti-non existant shill brigade probably has some major crossover with Holla Forums. I dont care if people like something, what you like is what you like, im calling out the people who are actually mad people like this game

I'm pretty sure that's definitely-not-sonic

Why do people keep pairing her with 76?

D.va's a bratty kid that play's vidya. 76 is a grizzled old man. Like a daughter and father, but I don't get the connection beyond that.

Because Toblerone is fucking Mercy and Reinhardt's cock would destroy her organs.

i would rather see roadhog fug her than CoD:The Character

Backstabs offer no counter play besides seeing the aproaching spy first. That's their one problem. You don't see them coming, it's insta kill and this isn't fun for anyone.
To make matters worse, this also means you gotta make the character weaker in other fields to make up for the "OP mechanic" which further ruins the class.

What you need is essentially what backstabs do but still offer some counterplay. A hero that deals less damage regularly but double on a backstab (effectively treating your back as a head in Overwatch) is a good start. It doesn't give you instakills and the other person still has time to react as long as you can't kill them on the first strike, similar to your average sniper.

Next comes the consideration about making it melee. If he's gonna have to be up close, he'll need escape mechanisms or a way to defend himself. Genji has excelent mobility and is a good start but a limited cloak that you can still track with skill and knowledge is even better. Alternatively, if he has little damage regularly but the first strike changes the odds in his favour, his piss poor melee weapon might do the job.

Honestly, that's what Genji needed. A crappy weapon that deals double damage from behind, making it not as OP but still very usefull.

I keep seeing it paired as if 76 is more of a father figure type.

i don't know if that nickname is widespread for turret dorf but it makes me lose my shit everytime i see it

where though

g2a?
egay?

It is, at least here and a handful of players and I.

How about wasting money on something else entirely?
Why support cancerous anti consumer corporations killing the hobby?
Why give in to the shills?

Maybe proxy to a poor country and buy it digitally?

To make matters worse, this also means you gotta make the character weaker in other fields to make up for the "OP mechanic" which further ruins the class.

And still people loved the shit out of TF2 back in the day.

I don't know where you people come up with these crazy fucking ideas that dumbing down the game to an amazing degree somehow makes for a better game. A mechanic was supposedly OP because people couldn't fucking look around them.

Only actual normal white guy with the expeption of Reinhardt, who either has way too much of a cock or is simply too old.
I mean 76 looks old, but Reinhardt retired before Overwatch even collaped.

You know how long a match lasts in Overwatch? Those few minutes while everyone is upvoting each other and the next map loads are enough to come here and drop a post or two.
Bad habit, but yes I am.


Only thing I can find you is this:
cdkeys.com/pc/games/overwatch-pc-cd-key
You save 10$ since it's the origins edition but you're actually overspending 10$ over the regular version. I personnaly had to buy it digital since retailers here only sold the Origins Edition for maximum kikery.

Physical is only 60€ you dumbfuck

i'm lonely

Pyro is incredibly lackluster but people still like the game. Demoman takes no skill and people still like the game. Sniper is only marginnaly usefull and Spy is even worse but people still like the game.
Just because people like a game, that does not mean it's fairly balanced or that every part of it is okay. Just look at Overwatch :^)

The Spy is a class that's terribly frustrating to play against and reached a point where decent players almost don't die to one because they see through the disguise. And they developed this out of necessity considering how terrible a chain stab is.
He excels at taking specific targets and sentry nests when everyone else is busy but other than he's so useless it's not even funny to play with him. And it's even worse to play against him, especially since the Dead Ringer.

i don't think they even have in game banter, shippers are insane

Physical Originis edition is 60€, physical regular one is 40€, I saw it for sale in some shops but didn't got there in time to buy it.

Kill yourself user, its the only way

Trips

but the shitty game is supposed to be my gateway

Aiming invariably feels like shit in this game for some reason. I've never had great aim, but with TF2 i felt pretty competent- here, it feels like I can't do shit. Doesn't help that I can do less with each character, period.

Only fun I've had so far is playing with my brother, who is pretty good at shooters, and we play off of each other. That's it. Nothing else to it.

Is it really important to get a game like this in a physical copy?

Just save yourself some money and time and get the 40 dollar version digitally.
I mean, unless you think you can find the physical copy somehow cheaper?

I'm not sure you've played the game. Apart from the demoman being somewhat too useful, I really don't remember the other things being true.

TF2 was not balanced for comp, it was balanced around pubs, and shit was fun. Comp players just took the game and made up their own rules and they liked it. Balancing a game for comp out of the box is a terrible idea, because the competitive scene mutates in a much more quicker and unpredictable way than the developer update cycle. And they can't do that in OW, as Actiblizz wants to control EVERYTHING.

Physical copies always get cheaper over time because retailers have to clear stock for new shit.
Then again though, seeing as OW has sold well over 7million copies people might have to wait quite a bit longer for the games' physical editions to drop in price.

That's part of my point. Its going to be a good couple of months before the price starts dropping and maybe only on the 60 dollar edition at that. that 40 dollar edition might stay 40 dollars for a while.

Actually, can someone remember how long after Overwatch was disbanded this game plays?

Videogames don't get you friends user…
If you don't have friends learn to live with that reality, it's better for you.


Try Widowmaker. For some reason people are talking about how easy it is to snipe in this game.


I personnaly don't care, its just less of an hassle and you get a pretty box for the collection. I had to buy 2 20€ cards to buy the game digitally when I'd rather prefer just buying the game instead of crappy cards but that's it.


You don't remenber Pyro being the ambush class that sucks at that role?
You don't remenber how the sniper is a picker that's redundant when scouts do almost the same thing but better and spy's do the same thing but worse?

I'm not even talking about competitive either, since that's a whole nother cancer node.
The game was balanced around the Soldier and that was it. All other classes had a very specific role they could do fairly well unless they were put against a decent Soldier or their specific counter.

And speaking of competitive, there's a big update coming for TF2 that's entirely focused on the competitive scene that promises to balance ALL WEAPONS so you don't need to ban either of them from tournaments as well as add new gameplay mechanics. I have little faith any of this will actually work, but still shows what their focus is now.

I'll pass.

Buying cards? what?

does anyone have more of these dva mcondalds memes?

Those cards that you buy with a code that you put into the client and they give you whatever balance is on them. I bought two 20€ cards, put both codes and got 40€ balance on my account to buy the game.
This ain't a new concept, user. Just convenience for those that don't want to post credit card information everywhere.

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Wanna be friends? Play a good free game without microtransactions by non-kikes that do it out of passion? I'll play shit with you if you want

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why is this character the designated meme

is it because she only exists to appeal to asians

She appeals to boners

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because in game she acts like a fucking sperg

top post


i want to cum deep inside mei's cunny

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does anyone actually play as nig

yes, he is very good.
maybe even op

The only support that I find barely is Zenyatta, all the other ones are way too fucking passive

I find losing still fun, but it's the other people that don't understand the heroes that are annoying. I see so many other salty bitches online, though.

The porn's alright.
The game's a TF2 ripoff.

he's pretty good especially on KOTH maps with fall offs

i didn't think it was even possible

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except for people who aren't shitlords and want a game that isn't just dudes

:^)

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I saved my first 1000 coins to buy her Arctic skin for this exact reason. Valkyrie Mercy, Frog Lucio, and a bunch of other skins are cool but Zarya is the only character whose default skin is so bad I couldn't play her.

I hate people.

Looks like I've somehow ended up in the Dota reject MMR range

As a zenyatta main I know that feel bro.
I can't even count the amount of times I say my ult is ready group up with me and then run to the point and trigger it and all my teammates run away.
If they weren't retarded pubs I'd almost think they do it on purpose.

lots of players don't seem to realize that reinharts shield doesn't fucking last forever even though it visuall begins to crack, and he yells when the barrier is low, and when it breaks

This game is nothing but memes, waifufaggotry and the most cancerous mix of ASSFAGGOTS/TF2/Weeb fanbase an thats ignoring that the gane is shallow, repetitive unfun unmoddable multiplayer only garbage that has a shady "loot" microtransaction system and will be ruined even further by the competitive Esports scene and future updates/paid content.

When the Fallout 4 leaks came out and the Doom footage came out I knew it would be pure shit and cancer with lots of newfags and shills shitting up the board.

But this, this shit I knew it would be bad when I saw the first trailer, but not this bad.

stop maining a hero

anyway, people don't actually know what zenyatta does very well because he's clearly the least played hero by far

probably factored in by how hard it is for zen to play with pubs, widowmaker can bodyshot him for a kill and he moves incredibly slowly, you need decent communication to get the most out of him and that just aint happening in pubs

I fail to see what's wrong with having multiple mains.

I personally main Zen, Pharah, and Roadhog, but if the comp requires it, I can switch to other heroes I'm not as good with.

I know there are some heroes I just cannot play, like Mei, Mcree, and Reaper, and never pick those.

Why are you replying to yourself?

Why? Zenyatta benefits attackers and defenders and nobody else likes playing supports.
Plus it feels like he has the highest skill ceiling of any other heroes, I want to git gud.
The only other heroes I can think of that actually felt like they'd take a decent amount of playtime to get good with was genji.
I don't want to play hitscan shit like 76 or mccree where I feel like I've mastered the hero within the first game.

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Theme of the good goy

zen doesn't have a high skill ceiling. It's just a very low line you have to not step over in order to live

theres more to this game than not dying.

Because hes a newfag cuckchan/Reddit lurking shitposter that cant into IDs and thinks Chen and Umaru are still funny, much like most of the people actually playing this game.

This whole thread and this game is fucking cancer, dont stop believing it for one second no matter how much they pretend their game has depth or is "fun".

These are the same faggots that excused discussion of the game by saying it was "only good for porn" while getting their money ready to preorder.

This game is nothing but a viral marketing stunt spread by porn, wacky character and Tumblr.

Stay away from this game at all cost, if you think Undertale is bad, this one is much much worse, its the same community of retards plus more.

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Where the hell are you guys finding this shit?

Tumblr

do you seriously have nothing better to do with your live than bother people on an anonymous imageboard trying to enjoy their shit game

fucking christ kill yourself already

Posting this only takes me 30 second to 5 minutes and then Ill fuckoff to actual games.

Stay salty though, that warms the cockles of my heart.

mostly twitter

i'm mostly curious as to what you're trying to accomplish by beating your chest on a daily basis about how much you hate the game

Theory =/= Reality. Just because Widowmaker can, on paper, kill a Zenyatta with a body shot doesn't mean she will get to do it often unless the Zen player is utter shit and has no map awareness. One of the few maps where Zen is at a clear disadvantage is the Ilios Ruins since Widow can hide behind trees that make her that much harder to spot. Note that Orbs have absolutely no fall off distance wise and you can easily outsnipe / harass a Widow out of her vantage point if you know what you're doing.

Leaving the cancer to fester does nothing.

yeah ok

Just because one chink managed to do 360noscopes in some pubstomp with her doesn't mean Widowmaker is the be all end all of Zenyatta, nor that 99% of Widowmakers are even 10% that good.

You haven't actually played zenyatta before, have you?

Holla Forums pls

Wanna join my plantation?

i didn't call you a nigger at any point, you're the one jumping to conclusions

I bet you think McCree is overpowered.

I'm sorry. He's portuguese. Portuguese people are tenacious and stubborn as fuck, we don't stop for anything even logic or reason. In fact, those 2 are just chalenges to your average portuguese dude.


You gotta agree however than in open field and if the widow sees Zenyatta at the same time, she has the clear advantage.
Smart Zenys will keep to closed spaces and corridors for cover and will flank her because of this.

I think you got the wrong post
the shill club is a few blocks down

fuck you

I disagree with you but I get what you mean. When I play Zenyatta, Widow usually only kills me once and that's the point when I realize "Oh, they have a Widow." and actually try to stay out of her sight.

if you honestly think its so simple to "harass a widow out of her sniper nest" with "fast traveling orbs" then its clear you haven't actually played zenyatta before.

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Oh yea, absolutely, in a open space Zenyatta can get fucked real hard but the maps that actually fit that description are few and far in between. At the top of my head I can only think of Ilios ruins and MAYBE the first point on Gilbater depending on individual player skill. Most maps, however, offer the Zenyatta plenty of corners and alternative routes to run around through to avoid the Widow. Not to mention that Zenyatta is a rather low priority target for a Widow, at least in my opinion, outside of certain situations such as actually sitting on the cart once he got some charges going on his ult. There are a lot more High Value targets Widow should focus, such as the counter-sniper, McCree's and Reapers, Pharah, Mei's, etc.

Fair enough m8. Point is Widow is only a counter if you're a retard, other than that she's merely a nuisance from time to time.

Git gud.

Yes, I think he needs a fucking adjustment.

Seriously, actually try zenyatta and countersnipe a widow and put it in a webm, I'd love to see it.

fuck you niggerman

I pity you user, but I know all too well how it feels

I am so bored I'm actually tempted to do it. What's a good recording program nowadays?

I only used fraps years ago so who knows, let me know how many times widow shot you in the foot and instant killed you after you hit her with 1 orb.

Yeah, the orbs are nearly as forgiving as Hanzo's arrows. When I notice the enemy Widow can't aim worth shit, I get bold and discord her and try to headshot her. Usually works.
The few games where she clicks my head as soon as I peek are the real problem and that's usually a case of the enemy team about to stomp us anyway.

I'll use OBS and stream on Hitbox then, save the video, then convert the segment into a webm. Should be easier I think.

Well no shit you'll beat a terrible player no matter if they pick your counter or not, that doesn't prove much.

You can just record from OBS user. No need to do that roundabout method

It's mostly the fact that I have no idea how much space I'm going to be using and I don't want to have to bother cleaning up several hundred gigs by the time I'm done.

You can kill a worse player.
A decent Widow will only deny you areas. That's what she does. Area denial.
You don't run in view of turrets and then get mad when they kill you first, do you?

Also who here has any idea how the shit I save videos in hitbox?

Wait, nevermind, I'm a retard. Got it

A McCree has many ways of stunning me when he somehow gets close, but lobbing the damn thing over my shield goes too far.
I can't even count the amount of times I got killed because a McCree stunned me from around a corner/wall anymore.

I'm not mad that she counters zenyatta, I'm mad that people are under the assumption that snipers don't counter zenyatta when its pretty clear that they do.

Oh I don't disagree that she counters Zenyatta.
I thought you were trying to say 100% of the time against a decent Widow there's nothing he can do.

what is wrong with these people

Trashed tbh

was it the enemy teams mccree and he was the only one with a card?
seems like they get salty and give anyone on their team a commend even if the enemy team did better.

he got like 8 votes so some of my team was at fault too

I know now the annoyance youtube faggots go through when they want to make a specific video.

I only vote for my own team's people. And of course myself when I show up.
I don't know what it does though. Do you get more XP when you have 5 or more?

Literally nothing from what I saw.

IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING

you get some bonus XP

But user, those Fans are more skillfull than simply left-clicking at an enemy :^)

I don't know what's more headscratching, the play of the game going to Bastion or Toblerone.

Bastion PoTG are always just him set up in a corner, raining bullets at people as they round the opposite corner or some shit.
Toblerone in most of the time he's not even near or around the enemy that's getting wasted by his turret. So essentially Bastion but not even SEEING what the fuck is going on anyway.

POTG doesn't matter at all

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No, but it would be nice if it made sense.
I wipe a team out as Zyra by popping her ult and then bombarding the faggots, basically killing them all at one fucking time which leads to immediate capture of the point.
The play of the game goes to some faggot playing Pharah who got like 2 kills 15 seconds apart from each other.

But you don't get it, pushing a person into an instant death pit is skill!

mcree a shit.

correct, completely superficial

but still frustrating to see some one get a stupid POTG

Barely relevant but not really.

At least I got my first legendary that game, so it evens out. Fuck this game.

I honestly can not wait to watch the McShitter tears flow

Gonna be a good balance patch when it hits, at least Blizzard seems to be doing mildly decent at balancing with this game.

as long as i can still flashbang into kill the speedy squishy characters i find that a fair trade off

i wonder how they intend to buff d.va

Ten bucks says half her armor gets replaced by shields.

They'll most likely remove headshots from Fan the Hammer since that's a major source of damage for him. Or quite possively reduce the damage in every shot to something like 40. You'll need to hit 5 shots for 200 points required to kill squishy's but it's not good enough to handle most tanks.


But Shields are worse than Armor…
She's probably gonna get a smaller collision box for her head and maybe the speed reduction removed from firing her guns.

Shields regenerate however, which will only help her in her whole flanking and being a nuissance playstyle without relying on health pickups as much.

i'd rather her charge or shotguns do a bit more damage, or maybe allow regular movement speed while shooting

fan the hammer doesnt headshot according to wiki

The buffs to D.Va are specifically to make her stop being a bulky assassin/harasser and to make her the beachhead tank she was originally meant to be.
What kind of buffs would make her better at holding down positions instead of harassing? Lowering the size of her critical hitbox is probably one.

They're not gonna increase her DPS. At least not on her shotguns.

RIP fun d.va

I can see them reducing the self-slow when firing.

Yes, but healthkits are abundant enough and Armor reduces damage. Since she's a tank, not an offense or defense character, reducing damage is more important than healing it back.


That's new. I recall seeing with the deathcam someone scoring 2 or 3 headshots in one FTH.


Probably gonna move her critical spot to the back, like Bastion. Reducing it straight out improves her as a bulky assassin as well but shifting it to her back makes her more reliable on her team for safety.

Reducing the speed debuff when firing also helps with attacking, so it's more likely something more defensive. Perhaps being able to fight while using her Matrix.

smh

They don't need to move it, just reduce its size to her actual head instead of the entire windshield.

Gonna miss flying into the enemy back line and destroying the squishes. RIP fun D.VA.

Even the people on the Overwatch forums are getting upset over the game now because of the poor balancing and terrible matchmaking

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745094830

But seriously, right now matchmaking needs a massive overhaul and fast

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745264586

Just read these. The complaints about Widowmaker are though the roof now.

A tank shouldn't be behind the enemy.

clips.twitch.tv/gosugamers/SuccessfulGoatBrainSlug
clips.twitch.tv/gosugamers/HomelyLorisArsonNoSexy

Some clips from a weekend tourny that was going on. Notice how Widowmaker was kicking everyone's ass. Competitive players are not going to like this one bit

It's like poetry.

Blame Blizzard and their terrible Labeling system for heros.


Why would anyone give a fuck about what competitive players want? They'll bitch about everything and anything. That said Widowmaker could use a nerf to her sniper charge speed.

Name me one game where people are satisfied with matchmaking.

Other than 1v1 games like SC2.

Twelve days of shilling. Can they turn the cycle off now?

The point is, Widowmaker currently is way too OP, and even people on the forums are complaining about her much more than McCree now. Those two are in desperate need of a nerf


People don't want to play with retards, even though they're on the same skill level.

Do these niggas even played CS 1.6 or any other FPS that's not Quake for that matter? I agree the high HP pool combined with the mobility only that only two other characters can match is somewhat bullshit but still.

I don't think it's bad labeling, just hard labeling. Maybe slot her into defense, but not really tank. She's not offensive enough to bein that category despite her mobility.

Its the charge rate that is the biggest problem. Its simply way too fast currently.

does it really need an overhaul? i press the button and get thrown in a room with some randos and play the match, what do they expect?

I'm still on the fence about buying this. I get that it may get boring fairly quickly, and >Blizzard. But still.

It's a combination of it all more than anything, I think. If she were more squishy but kept her current charge rate OR if she kept her current HP but charged slower, I think she would be fine enough pubs won't bitch about her like she's McCree 2.0

Don't get it if you don't have friends to play with. Randumbs will drive you insane.

Your team should be filled with pros that listen to your every command, every team should be filled with people who aren't complete shit and put up just enough fight for you to find the game entertaining, but still lose.

*enemy team

It is, because nobody but other snipers can engage snipers. Nobody else can deal the damage necessary to kill them if they play at long range, shitting out damage.
They don't need to because every sniper rifle in video games plays exactly the same, sitting far outside the effective range of lesser weapons and killing anyone with one to two shots because that's what Snipers are meant to do.

As a matter of fact I don't. Is it like ASSFAGGOTS, with extremely salty/retarded people everywhere?

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Haven't played ASSFAGGOTS but I guess it's pretty similar
The game is just not fun with randoms, with friends it's great. Not worth $40 if you have no friends to play with.

Mei, Zenyatta, Soldier, Genji can all contest a Widowmaker at long range while not being snipers. While Widowmaker has the advantage due to the fact she has a scope, they all have little damage fall off and their projectiles have no distance fall-off. Roadhog can fight Widow at medium range due to her hook while Reinhardt can fuck her plans up but the latter requires a competent team. If Pharah was more like the Soldier in TF2, she could also fight her but bitch is too slow in the air.


So they should know Snipers have some modicum of counter-plays outside of a Counter-Sniper and Overwatch offers some of the best counter-plays possible due to heroes such as Reinhardt. All I'm reading from that thread is a repeat of "McCree flashbanged me after I chased him into a corner and instakilled me!"

McCree really does need to get nerfed though. There's a lot that has to be done to make him more balanced

Possibly, I tend to avoid playing him since I can't do well with hitscan weapons seeing as Demoman, Soldier, and the Cuntsman were the classes I played in TF2, so the lack of travel time fucks me up immensely. 20 ticks also doesn't help. I have honestly had little issues with McCree's personally but I can somewhat understand some of the hate coming from him. At most I'd just want his flashbang to actually have an animation instead of 0.00000000001 seconds delay.

I'd like that as well honestly. That alone would fix a lot of problems. Blizzard has to know people are pissed off about him

Some of us have friends with better taste.

Actually, it's even worse than assfaggots.
At least in MOBA's, you can't change heroes mid match and this is supposed to be a plus for Overwatch. But because you can readjust your team, not only do these tards keep asking everyone else to switch but they themselves either don't do it ever (and get countered all the time) or they do it for even crappier roles.

I've had a match in Koth as Pharah with an Hanzo on the other team. Motherfucker only got 1 or 2 kills on me before I was aware he was there, because afterwards I made it my job to fuck him up. A decent player would have chosen Widow to keep the sniper role but actually be able to counter me. The tard kept going Hanzo all the fucking time instead!

Switching heroes is an amazing addition to the game that changes how battles are fought throughout the match as you need to react to the opposing team, while balancing losing your progress for your ulti.
And somehow, these nignogs can turn this into a negative point about the game!

I like how Overwatch's 'play' button shows even when you don't own it.

There's someone complaining about hero stacking. When hero stacking is beated by just having 3 counters to those heroes and the game is won. Like 3 Pharahs to counter 6 Toblerones. Or 3 Meis to counter 6 Genji. Or 3 Reinharts to counter 6 Winstons. It gimps the game so much to the team that's stacking that they are only gonna do this for fun.

There's someone listing how the Widowmaker is impossible to beat always assuming that everything goes 100% for her (like always having her Ulti to prevent ganks from Genji) and having an entire team defending her.
In a game where kills do not win you the game, they are upset that they can't kill her or that she kills too much. Nigga, you don't have to kill the Widow, just force her to relocate. Snipers only cover a long but narrow area, you can go by the sides or use a roof for cover and be done with it.

I've been thinking about what would happen if Blizzard restricted it so you could only have one unique hero on each team (for example only one person on a team can be Tracer). I can think of a few benefits:
1. Less team stacking
2. Encourages team balance
3. Keeps things original, especially when there is no one else on your team with the exact same character/abilities/voice lines as yours.

POLL:
strawpoll.me/10409814

You will see literally the same teamcomp every match then, as far as semi-competitive goes. Best to leave it at two - mayhaps even three - maximum of the same hero per team.

You're suggesting that to beat hero stacking you must also hero stack, which doesn't solve the problem of hero stacking.

Widowmaker's rifle does a 300 damage body shots. Roadhog has 600 health, the most of any hero. The charge takes about 1 second.

That's about as long as it takes for bastion to kill him.

That is incorrect, fully-charged body shots do 150 damages, headshots are a 200% damage increase.

still waiting for that webm of you countersniping widowmakers with zenyatta and not getting instantly shot in the roboballs and killed.

I took a break after the eight game, couldn't find a damn Widowmaker. Only Hanzo's at this time US Side. Gonna start up again in about half an hour and see if anything changed.

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Fuck that it's fun to do every once and awhile. Fuck these meta fags who want to remove fun from the game because they can't handle stacking.

personally i would like it for reason #3. don't really care about the other stuff

Besides when do you ever get pub match teammates that actually coordinate with you?

I've had a couple of pub matches where 5/6 people play along, theres always that one faggot who plays reaper or something and won't change though.

There's really no reason to remove stacking. It's only a problem because people can't counter for shit.
Having that restriction hurts the game more, as you won't be able to play a character because some cunt will choose it first. See LoL and "insta-lockon, mid or feed" to understand just how bad this can be.


The point I was trying to make is that you only need half the heroes to counter a full stack team. The other 3 are bonus, but it's officially as if it was a 6v3 match for your team as long as you can counter their stack.


What this guy said:
And the charge takes 2 seconds at least. It's very fast but let's not exagerate.


I've played a few games stacking Toblerones and won on a row until an actually competent team appeared and they beat us in a very tough fight.
Next match has them on the other side and they stack as well, so we got to enjoy some nice rounds with stack vs stack and every round we switched char.
Best part was Hanamura where they decided "HANZO MUST DEFEND THE DOJO!"
So they went all Hanzo and we went all Genji. After we won (of course), we switched and picked Hanzo while they picked Genji. They also won but took much longer.

But those were pretty cool matches where we had a lot of fun.
One was Reinharts vs Lucio. I kept shouting in the chat "Get off my lawn, you kids!" and they kept replying "Get with the time, gramps".
Another was Soldiers vs Junkrat on what became Route 76. It was basically USA versus terrorists and it was hilarious.

We're probably gonna get no stacking for competitive because of those cry babies but I hope it stays for regular matchmaking.

the "metafags" don't even know the meta.
King of the Hill: 2x Lucio, 2x/3x Winston, 1x/2x/Mc Cree

Payload and Capture points are map dependant but generally: 2x/3x Winston or a Reinhardt, 1xMercy, rest whatever depending on what your team wants to do.

I have a confession to make
I bought it
Never told anyone because that's just ultra-cancer, just shamefully did it because I'm a huge fucking retard who ignores common sense and good advice. played until rank 33 never touched again. I always do this. give money to the mega-jew when everyone fucking tells me not to and there's no good reason to. I'm a hopeless case. Someone just fucking murder me in my sleep, I'm a blight onto existence itself

Nigga, did you have fun?

smh

This poll is incredibly close! Looks like people are split down the middle. I made a new one that more people would probably support.

NEW POLL: strawpoll.me/10410222

SHOULD BLIZZARD ADD A NEW (OPTIONAL) HERO-RESTRICTED PLAYMODE?

I was in an attacking Dorado game earlier where we all went Mcree at the start spamming IT'S HIGH NOON in chat. We did surprisingly well until we got to the second checkpoint, but then we all switched to Reinhardt and became an unstoppable Roman turtle all the way to victory.

Easily the most fun I've had in this game.

I was pretty wary after the ass shit but my friend bugged me and told me to play it. Its not that bad, certainly better than TF2.

I'm doing terrible but every time I get to play Dorado and start yelling build the wall while playing as Mei its worth it.

None of this fucking matters

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have you seen TF2's current state?

At least this game hasn't devolved into a glorified economy simulator.

im posting this on a few sites, hopefully blizzard will notice

That's all this game really needed to do to be successful. Be better than TF2. In 2016, that should not be hard.

Having a massive marketing campaign helps too.

one more reason not to buy this shit tier game

To be frank I can't play the game unless i'm playing with my one friend. Its just not the same if i'm not shouting build the wall and making asmr jokes while sucking on the mic.

Some user a few days ago was saying the refund period is 30 fucking days long, might want to look into the legitimacy of that claim if you really never plan on going back to it. I'm 35 and feel like I might burn out in another week or so, so if it's true that'd be neat. I sure as hell don't feel guilty taking my money back from Blizzard of all people, but it sounds too good to be true.

I spent 40 dollars to play a game with my friend.

memes are just gravy.

2012 was four years ago, user.

anything's fun with friends, friend

You think I see widow before widow sees me? What kinda of shit sniper get sighted before making a shot?


Can you prove this to me? I watched a couple kill cams that show me getting hit in the foot or some shit and losing half my health. Either you're wrong or the kill cam is a shit. I think it's the latter. I can't find a reliable source for damage.

The biggest problems with this game are:
1.Autoaim guy- Why not just give him an ultimate that does more damage and sets people on fire? Why give someone autoaim in a fps?

2.Map layout- Too many maps require you to force your way through no man's land. It's like they designed a moba game with fps elements.

3.The game heavily rewards all ins over a sustained victory. - Basically, you stack ultimates on both offense and defense. When they shit ultimates on you, you drop defensive ultimates to survive. Again, assfaggot shit with fps elements e.g. "teamfight" focus

4. Bastion is a joke. - This is an fps that has a character that sits in one spot and does 450 damage per second, according to the wiki. This is a character that acts as a turret that can kill people before they can even react, in a small scale fps.

I'm not complaining because I think he's difficult to deal with, I'm complaining because I think he's unfun and poorly designed. Though I think that about Mercy too, but to a lesser extent to because she can actually move around while she does her job. What's most notable about this is that the game already has an automated sentry turret.

Bastion is a joke, any competent team will wreck his stationary shit before he can kill a single squishy. A GOOD bastion moves and ambushes from unexpected angles, just like every other sudden death mode character.

Soldier 76 is one of the weaker ults. Compare it to McCree, who gets an auto-aim instant kill on everyone in view after 1 second, soldier still has to rely on his shit dps gun to get kills and you can easily take cover or kill him.

As Roadhog, I had a friend shoot me with a fully charged body shot and it left me with 450 health. A fully charged headshot left me with 300 health.

TF2 was still a far superior game.

was being the key word here

Still is considering it's free for what you get, instead of paying for the shit.

I'll take your word for it, friend.


The problem is that he become as turret in a small scale. He tank mode should have been his alternate mode. It should have reduced the damage he took, reduced his speed, and made him deal more damage. His recon mode should increase range and movement speed. He should never be forced to be stationary in a fucking small scale fps. If this was something with, say, 30+ players, then a dedicated turret player would be reasonable, but this is fucking 6 on 6.

Question: You have the opportunity to kill either Modern TF2 or Overwatch.

You can only kill one of them, and doing so does not guarantee the other will get better, only that it will have more players due to the death of the other.

Which do you choose?

modern TF2 because it begs for death

could you please use a different picture this one is very racist

Overwatch. Though cancerous, TF2 doesn't give any money to Actiblizz, which is far more harmful to the industry than a dead game only furries and br's play

Overwatch, because

Oy gevalt! Indeed! How racist of OP to use such racist picture representing [unsolicited opinion on Israel]! We should report his post immediately as not to offend the good Hebrews of Levant!

You'd seriously kill a game not because of the game itself but the company that made it?
Proof that there are fags more concerned with politics than videogames…

They could have made Deus Ex, and I still wouldn't give them my fucking money because of the years of damage they caused to my hobby.
Overwatch < TF2 even now anyway.

Well TF2 already hit bottom and somehow manages to keep digging deeper, so I'll put my hopes on OW.

And not like valve's any better than blizzard.

If companies matter more than videogames, you're better served with the tumblr crowd.
This is literally the same reasoning as "this is nice, but it was made by a white male so it's not good".

Mei is the absolute best fucking hero. So much salt was mined today from the tears of frustrated enemy players.

both TF2 and Overmeme are shitty games, faggot. It's impossible to decide which is worse by gameplay alone. And that thing you call "politics" is just being a reasonable consumer who doesn't like getting fucked in the ass by Activision. Stay cucked


last time I checked you don't have to give 60 dollars to the jews in order to pay TF2, so the valve/blizzard comparison is false

What extreme mental gymnastics did you go through to make this post user?

Kill yourself

Not when the product you're charging for is arguably just as bad as the free alternative.

Overwatch.
TF2 is never coming back. Making the grave silent won't do it.

Get AIDS. It's free too.

Are you that fucking retarded or is this the product of beaner education?
Actiblizz does not deserve money. They are scummy and their products reflect that beyond flavor level.

Ahoy, goy

What part of "both games are shit" did you faggots not understand? TF2 is a shit shooter for kids and retards and Overmeme is Blizzard sad attempt at getting both the CoD and LoL audience. Both ae cancer, but since you are cancerous yourselves and can only enjoy shit games, picking the free cancer is better than paying 60 dollars so Activision can fuck the industry even harder. Stay cucked

When do they deserve money then? Never? That's being dogmatic. They deserve my money when they make a game I want to play, which happens to be the case.
If you disagree, feel free to not give them money.

This is the free market and how it works, if you don't like it try Russia or China.

so mature…

Those 40 dollars aren't going to make themselves worth anything! Gotta spend all day defending my emplo–FAVORite corporation from those silly goys!


They deserve money when they make a good game and fairly price it. They did neither, and no amount of ado about the tower that marketers built will make it so.

Are you for fucking real faggot? Jesus fuck, this generals are becoming a tumblr/reddit/whatever colony just like Undertale when it came out. Go back to wherever you came from normalfag

No, they don't. They get what people are willing to pay, and what they are willing to take.

Exactly, the getting is not necessarily, if ever, attuned to the deserving.

glorious.

had a random game once with 4x rein, 1 mercy and me as lucio defending hanamura. it actually worked. was hilarious because we all stacked up inside the building right outside the first chokepoint and watching four reinhardt's charge the first guy that comes into sight was truly great.

semi-related, but i love the lucio/reinhardt banter
R - "you should listen to the classics, like hasselhoff!"
L - "Are you kidding me?"
R - "What are you talking about? Night Rider is a masterpiece!"
L - "I can't even take you seriously right now."

or something like that.

I know you only play mature games for mature people like you, user.
Or you probably don't even waste time with videogames, that's toys for children or degeneracy, right?


Anything is worth only as much as people are willing to pay for it. This is universal and no amount of wishfull thinking on your part will change that.
If people think the game is worth 40$, they'll pay that price and play the game.

I'm sorry people say mean things sometimes sweetheart.
>>>/tumblr/

Your relativistic thinking doesn't change that the game is worth 15 burgerbux. At most.

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Fuck, what am I doing, trying to talk with shitposters…

You're drinking too? I'm off sunday's and monday's. I got a lot of birthday liquor and my girlfriend is out of state for military reasons.

She's been FUCKING A LOT OF DUDES hasn't she?

There's that word again.

Do your job, chiam. You want to pay the bills don't you? Keep responding to us.

That line alone has probably inspired some user to write a book about Shills and Shitposters.

Try slashfiction.

I'd read it.

I mean, it would still be good enough to read over the intercomms in SS13

guess the meme

Keep that autism in it's thread, nobody else cares about that shit. When you fags are done arguing who's got the worst server, come talk with regular people.

Garphics, the Cat.

Man if that's autism, what are you?

especially Defending London

correct

Reading this thread has convinced me that everyone who regularly posts in it, either positively or negatively, is cancer.

I blame the OP image

it reeks of Holla Forums cancer and invites whiny faggots

I'm with
what the fuck are you?

So mature ;v)

So Holla Forums?

careful, someone got banned for saying they should keep Holla Forumsshit in Holla Forums in this thread

Rather than shill/coprorate cancer? I doubt it was a fucking jew bit in the literal sense.

I don't know why but I find these D.VA edits adorable.

For a cyclical general, it was actually a very poor choice for an image. WoW has nothing to do with Overwatch except that it was made by the same company and goblins don't even appear in the game universe at all (unless you count Zarya).

Even Doom 4 got the cover of the game for OP image, Overwatch could at least have the logo.
The saddest thing is that this is just some mod letting his bias decide what image to put there to atract shitposters and keep the rest of the board cleaner

You're on thin ice already, friend. That this thread is even tolerated at all is something you should be gracious for.

she's not technically bad but i hate playing her

holy fuck get that high horse out of your ass and kill yourself already

how do you get stuck playing symetra

I enjoy playing Symmetra just because it seems like most players aren't used to an aggressive Symmetra so no one respects her damage. Watching them scramble when they finally realize "Oh shit, she's actually a threat" is actually pretty funny.

I find her okay until one guy on the other team switches to Winston and then that minute and a half I spent setting up turrets is undone in half a second.

No, I'm convinced that you are all cancer.

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You first cancer.

when your team is mostly slow assholes so you gotta make telelporters cuz some one has too

Just play Lucio then

close the tab then close your eyes forever

or stop being so triggered

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I've gotten more plays of the game as Symmetra than anyone else. Her damage is insane. She can melt an entire team pushing the payload if you approach them from behind, and because she fires no bullets and you can't miss her attacks you can pick them off one by one and the others won't notice if they don't turn around.

Practice turret placement, especially camping health kits. It's fun.


Lucio would have to go back and forth between the front line and spawn to get people. Which is actually something I don't see Lucio's doing but maybe they should?


Listen to good advice from this user:
"You cannot move the mountain of shit, but you can build your house somewhere else." - Zenyatta

Not just those, I've seen quite a few edits of D.VA in the thread and they're all so cute. I love the thought of small D.VA shoving Doritos down her throat while she playing vidya.

You're not fitting in faggot.

If I wasn't lazy I'd just make an Overwatch board. /owg/ is taken, though.

doesn't seem worth it since he wants to be hanging around the points, not fetching the spawning players

From what I've seen of the better players, Lucio is mainly there for the speed boost and amping up heals whenever they are sorely needed. Otherwise Mercy or Zenyatta are on actual heal duty

More like exactly the right choice. It's blizz, and it's what blizz does: plot to steal your shekels and keep stealing your shekles. Forever.
Speaking of forever, I'm glad I have someone like you that's just the right mix of autism and indignance to keep fucking with and you'll never just walk away and keep defending your purchase like the good goy you are.

It will die in less than a week no matter what and threads will continue to happen here. Making boards for certain games always results in failure unless massive autism is involved, ala /ttgg/

well Lucio's meant to keep people at the front line with his healing abilities

call it /overwatch/ or something. Just get out.

Yeah, I know. It would be nice to be able to chat about it without constant shitposting, though.

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we don't need an entire board to talk about one game, further division won't help this site

It's mostly because its a cyclical thread than anything else. As much as I'd like to premade with some of you fags so I don't have to deal with pubs, it wont happen properly for another week.

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I'm not available to play right now anyway. Plus I've got a group of friends already playing anyway, but they don't have 6 yet.

have some more

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Only beta men worry about that sort of thing. If you do the pussy right, it'll always run to you. Ever wonder why women who get treated like shit by Chad always stay with him? Hint: His last name. Besides that, even she did, I'd just break up with her again and play video games all day.

I get enough stress in my life, I'm not going to worry about women being sluts.

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It's a matter of enduring it. Unlike single player games, multiplayer tends to get content patches which means something new to discuss.

I'm sure in about a month the shitposters will get too depressed that this game is still alive and won't have the strength to shitpost as much, just gotta hold the fort till then and pretend this thread is the capping point on Illios.

Maybe once Competitive mode comes around we can even make a few teams here, just for fun. Ain't like any of us is ever gonna take Competitive that seriously.

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we will be able to soon

recording shit is ez tho

Only if they actually implement 60 ticks because I sure as fuck ain't going to bother to play against FOTM 4P1 Widow pickers every game.

kys

Either that or they'll just get bored. I'm used to this sort of thing anyway. TF2 got a lot of it back in the day, before I quit.

Who's looking forward to the D.va buff

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did you paint that yourself

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Well I noticed the spray fit perfectly in those pictures.

It's an improvement.

Except it does

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why is Tracers voice actor so shit?

If she loses her speed debuff, I can easily see Dori.va dominate all other tanks. She's probably gonna get a nerf to damage actualy though, since they want to stop her from just going around and killing people like a Reaper with jetpack.


Take those sleeves off for a second…

The only thing I wish would happen is that there would be XP rewards for things you do in game. Kill counts, time holding the point, blocks, all those stats that get counted.
Sure, if you do enough you may get some bonus but I'm talking about in addition to that. Especailly as these levels keep climbing…

I heard she's just getting a health buff

she has an adorable laugh

but yeah her acting is terrible

because the english are bad people and need to stay on their island of shame

#BLM pls go

Because being british makes you quirky.
It appeals to fans of nu dr. who.
Which happens to be most of tumblr, but that's besides the point.

The game feels very bare bones at the moment. You look at Hearthstone and HotS which launched with different perks in different modes and dailies and shit to generate more and more gold.

Right now we have a brawl mode which there's no point in playing and quick match. Also vs AI I guess but who the fuck plays that shit.

They should just make the mech HP bar part armor and part sheild with no health, not only would it make her better but she would be a more unique character

i said the english, not the whites.


she's the like some kind of British leprachaun it's awful. although i do like how she mocks reaper when she kills him sometimes

I found out why

This is her first VA job ever and it shows

so they used a beginner to voice the character they push the most? that's a bold move

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it's like they just chose a random British actress on a whim

imdb.com/name/nm4925834/

I think you do get extra XP with the Medals you get every match, which means it rewards doing well at your role. Support is usually easy Gold Medal for you in Healing done (although I've had a Roadhod that topped me once!)


I don't get the hate for Tracer. The idea was to make her a living caricature of a british girl and they very well did it. It's not realistic at all, it's a caricature, an exagerated image of the real deal.

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Did Metzen voice any character this time, I need a tier list.

top tier : road hog
whatever tier : the rest

That's the problem. British girls are fucking terrible.

what they should really do is give her a second weapon when she isn't in her mech like a grenade or something.

This shit is worse than when Dragons Dogma was leaked and Dark Souls 3 was released.

they're better British accents than cockney chimney sweep

Fucking shit, at leat the frog outfit looks fun and I can pretend I'm not a nig using it, but the two hockey ones look fucking awful. I wish they'd let you sell skins you don't want. At least I got a D.VA legendary now, qt as fuck in her junker outfit.

Like hell it is, the brits will have their part in the great baking party.

She has a fucking cockney chimney sweep accent you daft cunt.

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Hey so I have a question about the loot boxes and everything.
There are like 54 unlocks per character. You can buy them with gold you get at any time.
You get gold from loot boxes by either a straight up lump sum amount or by you somehow getting a duplicate of something you already have.

is there a "level" cap to this thing?

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From my understanding there is no level cap, and the experience needed to level up stops growing at a certain level. I'm not sure what level it is but I'm level 31 now and I've had the same required exp for a few levels.

it's like the drop system hates me

I knew that feel user. Before I got the junker skin I had no other D.VA skins. Now I'm happy since I finally got one for D.VA. I was hoping for the dumb bumble bee skin if I got a legendary for her, but hey I'll take the junker one.

I think it's worse when you get shit for characters you despise.

Cancer, all of you

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At least they didn't give the Indian chick a leprechaun outfit.

Really?

Holy shit I'm fucking dying.

yeah but they put two Australians in the game and that's insulting enough.

They're pretty accurate depictions of aussies, I'll give them that.

I wonder if Blizzards going to try and delete all the gay porn made of those two.

My character unlocks have all been rather even across the board.
It doesn't seem like any one character has way more unlocks from the random chance loot crates than any other.

Is that everyone else too or do you guys seem to get more unlocks for one or a few characters?

mine has been really uneven

so much so that I've been getting a lot of dupes.

during the beta

ouch

who just so happen to be the best characters.

The tire guy is fun as hell.

whatcha guys think of my sketch so far?

iirc the VA stated that she did an initial performance and then called back by Blizzard to make it "more british", this new one being the Tracer we have now

So, who's asking for refunds? I am.

The tickrate is a joke in this game. I can't count the number of times I've died because "whoops, you know that thing you just tried to do? The server says that you didn't actually do it!" And now the game is straight-up unplayable because I keep getting DC'd from the game servers every two minutes.

I want my fucking money back. I didn't pay forty bucks for something that works for a few hours and then fucking stops working forever. Let me buy Dark Souls 3 or something else that hopefully will actually be playable. If you fix the fucking game, you can have your money.

10 to 1 odds I never see that money again though. Fuck Blizz.

If it's been less than 30 days since purchase you can.

Less shitty than the game

smh

It has, but I've got several hours logged on the game. I bet they'll refuse it because of that. But it was working fine for most of those hours, and only started really fucking up last night. And it still hasn't improved at all today.

Pretty good.


Come on now user.

Pretty sure if you used PayPal you can get a refund no matter what within 30 days. Your Blizzard account will most likely be banned, so if you for some reason still play other blizzard games don't do it.

Has science gone too far?

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No, but shilling certainly has

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she appeals to weabs, not asians.

i wouldn't mind the b.va or junebug looks though. id also like it if scavenger d.va had some altered lines akin to what wolf hanzo and devil/imp mercy have.

b-but Mei is fat :^)

Blizard's matchmaking's fucked, this happens every other time.

Feels like we're spending 90% of the time waiting for a match that has two free spots and get kicked at every opportunity.

Is this an aussie server problem or is it all over the world?

RIP

It's not a problem when waiting solo, I usually en up waiting around about 20 seconds so it's not a problem with a lack of players.

that was actually a pretty common thing to name your pet back in his time

What the fuck were you expecting from a Blizzard game?
No, really, what the fuck were you expecting?


Blizzard at it's finest, but all Blizz games are shit so I bet this user won't lose anything and just get his money back.

Mate, just play on US. I live in Eastern Europe and play on US with absolutely no problems, it's kinda refreshing how little ping there is so I'm enjoying it until they fuck it up somehow.

Should I get overwatch? All of my friends have it.

strawpoll.me/10412254

user…

I'm so sick of products being popularity contests instead of actual well made products

whatever, capatalism, sucker born every minute. etc etc etc….

I really just wish youtube would stop recommending me Overshill videos when I haven't watched nothing even tangibly related to it.

I just don't give a shit about any videogame anymore, nothing good is every coming out again and it's that simple. the golden age is done, never coming back and the future? the future is fucking mediocrity upon staleness

the only good thing that can come from this, is that you faggot companies humping the life out of this hobby actually do succeed in killing it, or transforming it into whatever fucking subscription based advertising module that the Actijew thinktanks are conjuring up.


fuck it all, let it burn. and pray that we can start again.

There is no hope left in vidya

Thanks for the blog update

Don't feel bad for me. I feel bad for you. You know why. Go sleep and do something productive tomorrow.

If you can play with your friends, yes.


Narcissistic paranoia at it's finest.

It's okay user, I'm sure your 'friends' are all thinking about you as they're having a blast playing with friends.

There will be more as the relentless shilling continues

you fucking company cum slurping faggot-lord


'Y-YES MASTER COMPANY, I AM SO WORTHLESS OF AN INDIVIDUAL I CANNOT HAVE MY OWN THOUGHTS, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO BUY AND WHAT TO LIKE AND WHAT ALL Y FRIENDS ARE PLAYING CAUSE I WANNA BE A COOL KID NOT LEFT OUT LOOSER :(((((((("

SO WHY HAVENT YOU SHELLED OUT 60 BUCKS TO NOT BE A LOSER YET!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU FUCKING NO FRIEND LOSER

FOR 60 BUCKS YOU COULD GET SOME FUCKING FRIENDS

BUY OVERWATCH

BUY OVERWATCH

BUY OVERWATCH

BUY OVERWATCH

I mean holy fucking shit, this marketing tactic? the whole 'YOU"LL BE A LOSER IF YOU DONT BUY THIS XD"

IT'S FOR FUCKING KIDS, TODDLERS, PUBLIC SCHOOLERS

ALL THE CUM SLURPING COMPANY-TALISMAN TOTING FAGGOTS GONNA FAG

AND TRY TO ACTUALL PEER PRESSURE PEOPLE INTO GIVING UP MONEY

IS THIS REAL FUCKING LIFE?

WHY, WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

Guess that's why this board is dying, the fucking astro-turfers from marketingchan figured out that this is the place where some people are trying to fucking escape the absolute BLITZKRIEG strongarm shotgun marketing that Activision is currently pumping into every news or media outlet available

I have to turn off the internet, to avoid


IT'S D*I*S*G*U*S*T*I*N*G

Oh so it's entirely blizzard's fault.

Lmao I've been a pirate all of this time, I didn't know we were so cringey. I'm going to buy more mainstream games from now on.

Are you having a bad day? Would you like to talk about it? Maybe while we play some Overwatch™? Only $39.99 on Amazon™. Get yours today!

only thing cringe here is you using "we" to add weight to your retarded statements

link? I only see origin being sold on amazon

I was just making a joke because that person was having a mental breakdown over his shill hysteria.

The one on amazon is the origin edition which basically means a bunch of skins and non-overwatch related shit. If you get it from blizz directly you get it for 40.

You can keep saying it all you like. Some shills aren't paid, after all.

Yah we call those "fans".

drones, really.

they get told to buy X and you better believe they will buy X

good little "fan"! keep giving papa all your money for nothing in return.

oh wait. here. You are a good person and you are fun and popular :)

there! so give us more money, and you'll stay cool and hip!

Oh so not paid shills then? You admit you are delusional.

fanboys are shills who do it for free

they parrot the slogans given to them by the shills, so that the fanboys can repeate what the shills said to them ad fucking nauseum, whenever someone questions why the fuck they'd ever willingly pay to get fucked with a double-ended Blizzard/Activision branded dragon dildo?

glad you uhh..have all the purchasing info/routes neatly ready to point out…

fucking shilltown, time for a different chan again~

So people can no longer talk about video games because they are either shills or fanboys? Good to know you have nothing worthwhile to say because your thinking is inherently incoherent. Into the filter you go.

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AY YO WE E-SPORTS NOW KEEP IT SAFE KEEP IT CLEAN KEEP IT GIVE US 60 DOLLARS FOR TF2 CLONE YOU DUMB FAGGOTS

SERIOUSLY WHY HAVE YOU NOT GONE OUT AND PURCHASED AT LEAST 3 COPIES OF OVERWATCH?

HECK, BUY AN EXTRA 6 COPIES FOR YOUR FUCKING DOG AND GRANDMA TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN

REGULAR EDITIONS OF OVERWATCH ARE ONLY 40 BUCKS THATS SO FUCKING CHEAP BUT YOU SHOULD BUY THE ORIGINS EDITION

FOR 60 , ACTUALLY JUST BUY THE 60 DOLLAR VERSION YOU DUMB IDIOT

GOD YOU'LL BE *SO* IN THE LOOP WITH OVERWATCH! YOU WONT FEEL LEFT OUT, I PROMISE. ALL FOR A CRIPS 40-60 DOLLARS :)

Dude just ignore the shitposter.
There was one that was honestly trying to defend the notion of "Holla Forums culture".

Ever seen that video of the 35 year old sperg who yells at a McDonald's employee for getting the wrong MLP toy in his happymeal?
That's the shitposters here.
This game could come with a hooker that gave you blowjobs every time you won a match and they'd still hate it because its blizzard and its popular with "normalfags".

DON'T TELL ME.>HOLY SHIT…*GASP*

YOU DIDN"T

BECKY YOU DIDN"T

YOU DIDNT BUY OVERWATCH?

FUCKSHITDICKS IT'S /ONLY/ THE HOTTEST PRODUCT BLAZING OFF THE SHELVES< EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU'VE EVER KNOWN IS GOING TO BE PLAYING

IT'S THE BIGGEST PARTY INT HE WORLD AND YOU ARE SERIOUSLY NOT COMING? WOW

You fucking idiots just don't get it, do you? If you DONT HAVE OVERWATCH, YOU ARN'T EVEN A HUMAN.

YOU ARE A SPECK OF DUST, BUT THAT COULD ALL CHANGE IF YOU JUST WANTED TO PAY US FOR A LITTLE FUN

BECAUSE NOTHING IS WORSE THAN BEING LEFT OUT, EVEN DEATH

I thank you for helping keeping the cancer at bay user.
I love you for trying to make this board and vidya in general better.
Godspeed

BUY


O V E R W A T C H

B U Y

O V E R WA T C H

BUY

ORIGINS O V E R W A T C H

OVERWATCH

overwatch discussion? in my threads?!

but seriously, more on topic, ive found myself going for pharah/junkrat a lot more than i would like in recent days.

both have strong aoe, both have a strong knockback, both have good mobility and area denial, and both have a strong ult that is game-changing when used correctly.

koth and we cant push them off the point? junkrat or pharah, depending on enemy team comp.

payload, and we're not able to push forward because of static defenses and flankers? junkrat or pharah. both have strong aoe to break up clumps of defenders, and both work well to counter tor turrets with peak-and-shoot play.

capture points or cap and payload? same points apply; both are great at creating pressure on the enemy team, flanking and preventing flanks, and can swing the game with a well-timed ult.

im having a hard time *not* being either of them now.

both of them are also great against all three of the main supports. the aoe and burst damage both provide means even if you're not directly hitting the supports, you're putting stress on them, and all it takes is one or two good hits to end a lucio, mercy or zenyatta. with the constant grenade/rocket barrage you can provide, it's just a matter of time until they screw up and get gibbed.

anyone else feeling the same way?

user, just remember that Bannerlord, Serious Sam 4, Deathwing, Nier and Yakuza are still things.
The golden age might be over but there are still good games out there an its better than it was 7-4 years ago.
Cherish vidya and the ones still making it worth it.

No Reddit, nobody feels like you.
Fuck out of here

I love blizzard games but Overwatch really takes the cake and eats it too. This is the best game I've played since TF2. I don't anyone who isn't playing it, it's a blast.

when would you use junkrat over pharah anyway if they both do pretty much the same thing? I could see junkrat for blind spam on defense, but you said it's about team comp.

My point being that a grounded Pharah is still effective if you are trying to avoid any strong anti-air heroes.

I don't actually use Junkrat myself, partly because I can't find any situation where Pharah isn't at least as good.

I don't know why, but junk rat just seems to overall be more effective. Not necessarily when I'm playing them, but even facing them, phara just doesn't create as much trouble as junk rat does.

It might be because phara has to put herself in unsafe positions constantly. And she is a huge easy target for a lot of heros.

Where as junkrat is the exact opposite. Everything about his design is to make things safer for him.

Perfect way to sum up these posters these days.

That said, where is the video? I don't want to watch it, but I do.

I think that's more a case of "Pharah can fly so she must always fly". I admit I'm guilty of it myself at times, but Pharah doesn't HAVE to be an easy target like that.

Junkrat can be good for blindly spamming over a wall or something, but that's just cheese really and should be easy to deal with.

junkrat uses grenades that bounce off walls and hit things not in your line of sight

Spamming over a wall isn't cheese. It's really useful for killing a camping bastion or a turret.

>tfw lost my Irish accent years ago, I just sound like an American now

Here it is

It's not cheesy, it's incredibly hard to deal with since his entire design is built on this sort of asymmetric engagement. It's why he is the anti-camp guy.

Also stopping a sniper who won't move but is heavily defended

Everyone whos enjoying this game raise your hoof

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PEOPLE PAID 40 BUCKS FOR THIS SHIT
ENJOY YOUR FACEBOOK ESPORTS GAME
archive.is/IrZiz

What the fuck did you expect? At the end of the round you get fucking LIKE buttons.
It was a matter of time that facebook were into the game.

What's wrong with commending a team member who actually did their job well? It's not like you're forced to vote, and it doesn't post shit to social media.

It's just there to give bonus XP to someone who may actually deserve it.

I swear you faggots will complain about any game, regardless of overall quality. You did the same thing with Star Fox and Splatoon, so I doubt my words mean anything here.

BLIZZARD DAMAGE CONTROL

It doesn't actually give anything at all, its not even linked to an achievement. I think people abused it with full groups in closed beta so they removed everything that could be gained with it.

Pointless though it may be it's not really hurting anything. It's there to show off without looking like an asshole for bragging about your top kills.

What they should really remove is play of the game. I takes way too long and it's like 80 percent of the time a character's ult.

I like how you fags get triggered this bad when Zuckerberg extends his proboscis onto anything, as if you were forced to use Shitbook the moment it features it's integration.
It's the same shit many other places have where you can login with different accounts and Facebook happens to be one of them. And if what they say about "timeline integration" is too, don't count on seeing many people interested in having their timeline spammed with how bad they are at the game.
Meanwhile I can log in with my regular account and not give one fuck about this, because I'm not as sensitive as you bunch :^)


Those buttons are there for those reasons, yes, but they are also there for a much different and important reason. When the match is over, you'll need a little while to wind down from the tension, especially the build up you always have at the end. The PotG where you get to laugh at terrible ones or very good ones, as well as the part where you rate each other and see your stats is precisely that: designed to give you a little breather at the end.

It's also great since it makes people not take the game too seriously. I've had a game with 4 friends and a random guy. We were attacking on Gibraltar but that random guy picked Toblerone for some reason and of course we lost. Come the end of the game, we all upvoted him just for fun.
That and I've heard someone talk about "burning the ponies", to which someone in the oposing team said "just for that, you have my commendation in the end".
It's great because it's not serious at all but allows for some fun moments.

Sure m8, you've always been one of the kool kids until just now. I'm sure you'd just now start spending money just to spite someone telling you how shit a game is.

THE PAYWALL WILL STOP THE CASUALS AND THIRD WORLD SHITTERS GUYS, ITS NOT A MOBA ITS MOT ESPORS IT GOOD I SWEAR BASED BLIZZARD WILL GIVE OUT FREE STUFF, LOOT SYSTEM IS OPTIONAL, ITS GOOD GAME I PROMISE

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Talk with the Occulus people you fucking shill.

No. it keeps going forever from what i've been told. Once your XP hits 22000 to get to the next one, it stays at the amount for the rest of your levels, so you generally will get a loot box at a regular rate from then on, which is generally 10-ish games.


as far as character designs go, i can't fucking stand lucio or tracer, and really don't like widowmaker. i get widow is fanservicey, but it's so much so that it's fucking retarded and it annoys me. High heels, gigantic gap in her shirt, obviously exaggerated ass all thrown together for a character that basically screams "look how cool and blase and awesome and skilled i am, im so amazing." It's just fucking annoying to me.

DVa has a ton of HP and a lot of it is armor.
Sooooooo why the fuck does it feel like I'm in a mech made of tissue paper? I don't understand. Is it just because she's an easy target to hit? The armor doesn't seem to fucking do anything, and you can lose in 1v1 battles against someone with less than half your health even at point blank range (lose meaning the mech blows up). The guns seem to have very wonky shot reg, like I'll have my aim right over someone and it won't register, or when it does she doesn't seem to be doing anywhere near the damage she should. Even super close up it feels like it takes SECONDS of blasting, say, Soldier in the face with goddamn rotating shotguns to kill him.

Ugh

sorry son, not sure how long you've been around in this thread but i have you filtered from some time ago, and i always make excellent filtering decisions, so it's not coming off.

keep on replying though, i'm absolutely sure that behind that filter and sage you got going you're making gold star quality posts that are absolutely discussion about the game!

faggot ;^)

Easy headshots I think. I think the entire cockpit counts for headshots, so between that, the large size and the slow movement someone like Soldier in front of you is going to have nearly 100% critical damage on you.

Widow's entire design is femme fatale, that's it. It's not that bad and some people like women like that and she does a fair job at playing the role.

Dva is HUGE and her "head" when inside the meka is her entire windshield on the front, you gotta remenber this. It's very easy to aim at her and good players know to aim directly for her "head". That's why she is destroyed so easily.

This is how they balance a lot of characters, especially tanks. By making their hitboxes match their huge model they are easier to hit from afar and especially easy to hit with all pellets from a single shotgun blast at close range, like Reaper has. This ain't really a problem since that's your role (taking damage instead of your teammates) and tanks often have some way to mitigate the actual damage they take or to survive for longer.

In Dva's case, it's the boosters and the defense matrix. You'll use the boosters to close up on people and avoid fighting them over medium or long distances or just escape from a fight you can't win. Something a lot of people forget is that you can use the Defense Matrix WHILE boosting around.

Damage is piss poor even when you're close to them. Fights will always last a lot longer than if you picked an Offense character because killing isn't what Dva's supposed to do. If you manage to kill someone it's because he was dumb enough to stick around, since your armor will let you last the whole fight. A Dva that boosts to a rooftop and manages to make a Widow move away won the fight, even she didn't kill the Widow.

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Way to miss thepoint and put words in my mouth.
I'd buy the game whether it was from Blizzard, Nintendo, SEGA, Platinum, or even Konami. Because I have fun playing it. Not because I'm a fan of Blizzard. Because regardless of the source, the I felt end product was worth my money.

I'm not telling anyone to buy it, but I'm calling you retarded for screaming like an autist as though that'll make the game go away.
Protip: It won't. :^)

Point out where in my post I said anything of the sort. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Was posting from my phone earlier, but I'm the guy talking about how one thing that lasts 10 seconds at the end of a match and is completely optional might actually not be a shit feature.

Come on son, you know very well that if a game isn't a 11/10 like the good old times, it's not worth even a pirate.
We've been over this, we don't buy videogames because we have fun, it's because we want to support companies. The other day I was playing this game I didn't even like but I gotta do it to support the right kind of company, know what I'm saying?
Because as we all know, people that make videogames NEVER learn, improve or simply change how they work and sell you things, so you should never buy anything from a company that We all agreed is bad, even if it's a game you'll actually have fun with.

Really, Ein. Some times I think you're as dumb as a dog.

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This has gone on since the game came out.
What do I say to stop this madness?

Send them Overwatch porn.

Kiss them in the mouth. Then tell them you'll do it again if they don't cut out their own gay shit.

Derail this thread so you can have a space without normalfaggotry and cancer

Tell them that you prefer Battleborn.

It worked for me.

So the problem is you actually have friends who want to play vidya with you. Clearly you are not being enough of a faggot. I recommend taking advice in order to get rid of them.

you just made a thread for that game. are you an actual shill?


don't say anything, let him buy the game and then when he wants the money calmly point out that you told him you didn't want it and never agreed to his terms.

Hello Mr Shill

The fact that redditnigger numero uno is a sub-mexican huemonkey should tell you how well the paywall worked.

Judging from the robots on their side, that's an actual MOBA. Yet another Battleborn but this time made by the creators of Saits Row 4!
The villain looks great, but neither of the other characters look fun or interesting. The best is quite possibly the "Ahoy, motherfuckers" nigger, but if all he has is an harpoon that's quite ridiculous…

You can also tell there will be abilities (both because SR4 gameplay) but also from that girl calling a robot buddy. But for a cinematic trailer (lol cinematic), it's very lack luster. The girl has a robot as a skill and the hollywood guy has a grenade (or a suicide teammate?) and Ahoyman… Has an harpoon.

Funnily enough, you can tell there's SJW tendencies there since the girl is the first hero on the scene, gets the most "screen time" and the other characters are either a token black guy or a massive knobhead.

Got any more details you want to shill the game with? Because it's not looking great…

Scratch that, it's a "single player open world game", so it's another chapter for Saint's Row, especially seeing the flower in the end.

Sounds about right.

Yet another appeal to subjectivity. You're defending a game made for everyone by no one.

ngr plz

Hey, come on now Brazilians have South American blood, we dont.

Im just giving you one more reason why these games are fucking cancer.
I cant wait for Lawbreakers to be released so you can shill gender fluod bathrooms as well.

never even heard about that game till now 'you shill
whats this about gender fluid bathrooms? did they have their own tracer butt controversy except with bathrooms?

He's an american. Everything outside Murica to him is either BR Jungle, Aussie Wilds, Euro Zone, Commieland, Chink Dystopia, Nigger Desert or Kebab Warzone.
When you're an american, it's inevitable that you see the rest of the world as Super Mario or Sonic's world stages.

I like to waste my time looking for things I actually like, not things I don't even care about. You have a funny hobby, user.
You're name dropping games faster than I am and I'm supposed to be the shill? lmao :^)

You have no idea what appeal to subjectivity is, do you?

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Im probably whiter than you Melting Pot

Look, we're sorry we invented BRs, really. We suffer far more than you with their existence and we learned from that mistake. Now whenever they visit our country, BR women become whores and BR man become construction workers, like they were all meant to be.

And it's still a lot better than Americans when they invented the AmeriNigger. We still don't have any BRetroit here, filled with BRs ruining a large area surrounding it, and there's no #BRLM, so I'd say we are doing better than Murica.

its almost like all the cancer are people who dont have english as their native language

At least those are arguably good games.

There's no such fucking thing and you shouldn't care, do something you want to do.

Yeah, because you, as an outsider would fucking know.

Star Fox Zero is fucking bad, Splatoon however, was generally considered a good game and accepted. A lot of people just don't wanna buy a Wii U for it.

Literally Tumblr, and proud of itself too.

I'm still waiting for Blizzard to respond to the McGree and Widowmaker nerfs people have been demanding

Well McCree's already about to get nerfed.

When did Blizzard say this?

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20744794943?page=5#post-83

Well that's good to know they admitted McGree does way too much damage to tanks and that'll most likely get nerfed.

Widowmaker has to be next though. Her charge time needs to be much longer

I picked a poor example with StarFox Zero mostly because I haven't played it in forever, but my point was that majority of Holla Forums before I get the "Holla Forums ISN'T A HIVEMIND" autism, I'm speaking generally here tends to fly off the handle and focus on one negative aspect of a game that may otherwise be a decent game.

Regardless of Splatoon being a good game or not, people here did shit on it for stupid reasons around launch. The same goes for Sm4sh. It's a decent game, but Meleefags & PMfags still can't help but give it shit for arbitrary reasons just to clarify, I prefer PM; Wolf is fun as fuck in there.

Getting back on track, the shit going on with Overwatch it's the same thing. I'm not saying the game is amazing, but I'm not going to give it shit for being made by a specific developer. I'd prefer to give it shit for actually good reasons. Like the 20 tick rate. Or the salty niggers that blame their teammates in pubs.

what could they do to make him less effective vs tanks and but not touch his ability to kill sanics?
the more bullets from fan the hammer that hit a single target the less damage it does to them?
i always thought that was half the reason you pick him, otherwise aggressive 'tank' classes will just run him over due to his poor mobility.

in what way is overwatch a moba?

its literally the same gameplay as tf2, it even ahs the same game modes. it just has abilities.

This question has been asked and answered almost a hundred times in this thread. Even with that faggot you're replying to.
He knows it's not like a MOBA. He's just desperate for attention and you're satisfying his thirst.

C'mon bud, we've been through this.

The shitposting has been so bad, if someone were to suggest that they were being paid to shill against the game, it would be more convincing, on their actions alone, than the idea that someone is shilling for the game.

It really is the tank problem IMO. My concern is they are going to just lower the damage on fan the hammer, but leave the accuracy as bad as it is. If that happens, it calls into question how useful he will be since the small targets often have things miss even at point blank range.

The problem with Fan the Hammer is his ability to double it's potential damage with the Roll.
So if you give him something that can cause 250 points of damage (to be sure you can kill regular heroes), you're actually giving him 500 points of damage that can kill tanks very fast.
But if you lower this so they can't kill tanks so easily, you'll probably end up killing his potential to handle regular heroes.


It's not. However since "moba" has been agreed upon by the Holla Forums hivemind that it's bad, if you label a game as a "moba", that means the game is bad.
It's the same reasoning that makes people post "That's a strawman" and believe that alone wins the argument.

For the record, Moba's are indeed a very bad design decision for very specific reasons. But it's those reasons, not the concept of Moba itself that make them terrible.

Forgot to link this too.
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20744794943?page=6#post-115

don't be ridiculous.

you're not allowed to like video games on Holla Forums unless its something autistic like dorf fortress. The best you can do is "tolerate" it.

I don't even give a shit anymore. I don't even post on this board, I just wanted to see if there was an actual discussion going on for once.

The best part about it is that you cant make more threads to shill your shitty skills based chockepoint ASSFAGGOTS TF2 game.

How many loot crates have you bought today?

You and everyone shilling for this fucking game

Why do you keep doing this?


To be fair most online games will do this. It's pretty common thing.

Am I the only one who actually relies more on McCree's LMB like was intended?
Double-tapping heads is a lot more satisfying and rewarding than cheesing out a bullet spam kill.

useful for getting off long range kills.

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I tend to only switch to mcree to anti-flank, so I don't really ever go to a situation where that will be useful. If that is where I am going to focus my attention, I'll probably switch to someone else for more reliable mid or long range combat.

This, I play Soldier for longer range stuff and only switch to McCree if they have Tracers, Reapers or Mei's that no one else is dealing with.

Does he have damage falloff, though? His LMB seems great and I've managed to piss off a Widow once with him, but the counter to long range characters is to close in and murder them, which just happens to not work very well against McCree. Since that's a very important skill to stay alive, that's probably what people rely more on. It's what keeps them alive, not what gets the most kills.

Damage falloff was his first nerf. Before that he was basically a Widowmaker with no short range weakness. On top of the fact that his shots still did 75 damage then, meaning a headshot would deal 150 just like a Widow bodyshot.

Well, Widow's SMG is a pretty decent weapon, she can hold off in short range as well.

Looking at that thread, Geoff is mentioning how the problem is actually the combination of Flashbang and FTH, more specifically the amount of damage FTH does.
So I predict that there will be damage prevention on recently stunned targets. You throw a flashbang and the target only takes 50% damage from FTH, so the grenade is still usefull to stop people and FTH still does a lot of damage, but the combination of both isn't as deadly.
Would this work well, or make McCree too weak?

I'd say it might work if they bring his single shot back to 75 damage. So fan the hammer is nerfed so he can't shred tanks like wet paper but he can still headshot a stunned Tracer for example to one-shot her.

Wrong, Smash 4 is floaty slow, casual garbage with shitty online and terrible community. I say this, and it's my most played Smash, an improvement over the shit stain that was Brawl. I also saw plenty of reasons not to get Zero.
People have been, the fact that you're supporting the 2nd biggest jews in the industry is the massive cherry on top.

Fuck off faggot, for the last time you aren't fooling anyone.

What is…
Who the fuck are you, and why are you posting here if you don't know anything?

Really though, I don't think the problem is the combo if they're worried about how good McCree is vs tanks. Fan the hammer does 420 damage right now in close range. So if they used damage reduction during stun. You'd still be able to FtH/roll/FtH to reliably kill any tank. Reinhardt and Winston don't deal enough damage at close range to kill McCree before he kills them.

when i play mcree i force myself to do that, even though i could just take the easy route and 'combo'. because i know the games will always come down to how well im playing and it wont always be up.
if im going to be a cooldown whore i might as well play roadhog.

Keep in mind he can roll to essentially FTH twice.
it's kinda like giving him a double barrel shotgun wich is also decent at range

You're seriously asking people with shit taste and shills why they don't play good games and post in those threads? Are you?

These people just come here to talk about flavour of hte month game, fill this with shit and leave.

It was a response to how there is apparently no other games people here like but Dorf.

i always wanted to use her head like a fleshlight, through the throat into the mouth

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Reminds me of a comic I saw years back, where exactly that happened

Reminder

Sadly, most of those are "sacred cows". Games that nobody will dispute being good for fear of downvotes :^)
You'll get a lot of people saying they like them, whether they actually do or have even played them, just so they can brag about having a superior taste.

It's the equivalent of having the CD collection of a famous singer to brag about your musical taste but whether you ever heard any of those musics or not is irrelevant.

Its like you dont even hide the fact that you only post here to shill this shitty fucking game

Remove your friends with an axe.

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This is pretty much why Zelda got fuckhuge popular with the normalfags around 2007/2009.
What's that, Ocarina of time is dated as fuck and plays like ass especially when compared with the 2D games? Le downvote :^).

It's not a moba, but the gameplay qualities it possesses are very similar to one.

1. If you play Mercy or McCree, you're always going to fit into your niche, just as you would if you played Tanky Fuck #3 from LoL. In a game like LoL, you can be either a DPS build or a Lifesteal build, that's all. You're still a tank, you're still soaking up damage. You're not sneaking around and killing from the shadows, that's Lanky Fuck #7's job.

In a similar sense, you play to your character's strengths in Overwatch as you do in a MOBA. Play outside those strengths and you're doing nobody any favors. If you're mercy, heal, since your fucking Nerf gun won't do shit. If you're McCree, pick off weaker targets until it's HIGH NOON then blast their team. If you see your counter, run and get behind a teammate who can counter him. This leads to the second issue with the gameplay.

2. If you want to play someone like Road hog, and the other Team has a Reaper out for blood, specifically yours, you're gonna keep getting killed over and over until you switch to his counter, or someone else. Assuming you gop for revenge and counter pick, he gets killed a few times, then chooses your counter.

This is fine, unless you really wanted to play Road Hog, or if you're not good as anyone else. Then you're just stuck in a loop of "Fuck, another Reaper? I really wanted to play Road Hog". You need to either find the counter to cheap tactics, or git gud against a character you're not supposed to be up against.

The reason people compare Overwatch to MOBAs is because your character is limited to what blissard originally intended. Mercy always heals, Reaper always sneaks. This makes the game hugely different from something like TF2, since people like to compare it to that.In TF2, you have just 9 classes, but they can be edited in gameplay styles via loadout swaps. Playing Heavy? With the base loadout, you're a slow moving, high health, high burst/dps character. But with the Sandvich and the gru, you lose your burst damage abilities and trade it in for self-healing and faster movement speed, ata cost. This means if you on\t have a medic or someone running Mad Milk, you can still outlast most targets in a drawn out fight.

Playing Scout? Running base loadout, you're a fast moving, burst damage, hard-to-hit character. Switch the scattergun for the FaN and your bat for the FoW, and now you're a speedy assassin build. you can't do that shit in overwatch, just like you can't do that shit in MOBA games. If you're a tank, you're a tank, that's it. There is no adapting to the other team other than switching characters. If you want to play a game based on team building and counter picking, Play Overwatch or a MOBA. If you want to play a game based on adaptive play, choose something else.

10/10 post user
While I believe you should be playing better games Im glad it isnt all shills spreading stats and memes.

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You're acurately describing class-based shooters gameplay. Nothing in there has anything to do with a MOBA.
There's no farming, no XP, no gold, no minions, no tower, no final base to destroy, no player progression during the match.

If the only thing you have connecting Overwatch with a moba is that there are classes with a defined role in them, I guess Final Fantasy Tactics is a MOBA too.

What's the functional difference between being forced to change your loadout in TF2 and being forced to change your character in Overwatch? Either way you're not getting to play what you originally wanted.

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you mean just like tf2 or any other class-based anything right, your comparison is dumb as shit

right like how roadhog can 2-shot any non-tank class in the game and can get one shot off for free if he lands his hook, and somehow reaper counters that. your example here is shit – should've used Bastion vs Genji or something

counterpicks and team roles are not exclusive to ASSFAGGOTS, the latter has been around since the beginning of MMOs, and the former really isn't applicable to overwatch except in certain cases (tracer countered by mccree, bastion by genji, torbjorn by anybody with a goddamn brain)

like it or don't like it i personally got tired of it about a few hours into the beta once i realized there's only three game types but you're just making shit up to justify why it's cancer, instead of talking about the real cancer like loot boxes, 'ultimate abilities' charging with damage (therefor favoring the team in the lead, making comebacks very rare), the braindead community, the limited gametypes or anything else

Nothing. Changing between Widow to Hanzo is essentially the same as changing from a regular sniper to the huntsman.

He's essentially complaining that Mercy can't outdamage Soldier 76, or that Roadhogs should do well against every single character so you can always play them.

the memes are over

That looks like hot bubbling ass. You aren't exactly /loomis/ material, are you?
Everything is out of proportion and stylized to the point of retardation.

Do you realize how inherently broad that line of reasoning is?

Everything you just described applies to ANY game that has "characters" or "jobs" or whatever. Any genre, any game.

You can even take it to larger extremes and compare it to anything with variable asset sets, such as RTS or 4X games with different factions. Same with fighting games (in which even the oddly specific "counter picking" is very prevalent in some entries).

There is no way to even force this idea that "overwatch is a moba". Apparently the only thing people can push is "well you pick heros like in mobas" which now means all these other genres are also mobas. If that doesn't make sense why that is dumb, I don't know what else to say.

for being your "counter", youre pretty much on equal footing with reaper as roadhog. you hook him hes dead, hopefully your team can back you up if you fuck up, but you also have the potential to one shot him anyways.

I haven't played any MOBAs but I thought they usually don't let you change your characters mid game. Don't see how having units with a unique role and have counters makes it like a MOBA, most strategy games do this too and I wouldn't consider them MOBAs.
Personally I never give a fuck about countering. I pick a class I wanna play and stick with it usually.

we risk fun d.va getting buffnerfed into a tank and this joke is gonna die too?

Try to think of Loadouts EXACTLY like different characters in the same overall class (eg assault/flankers). Overwatch has more characters, and instead of getting more weapons, you are going to be getting EVEN MORE characters down the line.

In TF2 terms, it's like instead of adding in the demoknight gear, they just made a straight demoknight character. Same thing, and unlike TF2 you don't need to unlock any of this shit.

You also underestimate what characters can do outside of their niche if you are good with them. Mercy's blaster might look like a nerf gun at first glance, but it actually packs a pretty decent punch. She can easily take down an unsuspecting tracer or genji, she can easily kill turrets at long range or from behind reinhardt (where she will probably be anyway) and when the opportunity presents she can even kill snipers and such. The only question is is it better to heal, buff, or shoot at a given time. All three are viable.

Here comes the damage control
He didnt even said it was a MOBA, he merely stated that it played like one and pandered to people who liked them.

Bullshit, I've argued with people all the time over those games. At least half of them are up for debate rather than the "sacred cows" you speak off.

Hes been shilling this since the beginning user, hes just going to ignore you like the marketer he is.

Those videogames and skins arent going to pay for themselves.

Please let this happen.

That's good. "Perpetual comeback" has been plaguing competitive game design for some time now. I am not exactly sure what year it suddenly became the hip thing to do, but it's about time that bullshit ended.

Also, that said, ultimates don't favor the "winning side". They are neutral in that regard. You could argue "they favor a better player" since they will get more of them since they are constantly hitting things. But at this point it is tangentially favoring the winning side, and only "in theory" (since this is an objective based game, not a deathmatch style one. The fastest way to lose is to ignore objectives and think you are doing well just because you are getting tons of kills).

sirlin.net/articles/slippery-slope-and-perpetual-comeback

People are actually playing this shit? Where's the fuckin Heroes of the Storm thread? They're both casual trash made by Blizzard, what's the problem?

nice b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8 you sure showed them

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Usually MOBA's don't allow hero switching. You pick one in the beginning of the game and you're stuck with it until the game ends.
What this usually does is that if someone picks your natural counter, either your team helps you or you keep feeding them, making you a liability.
Some games are utterly redundant since they are decided the moment heroes are locked.

Overwatch allows you to switch heroes midmatch so if you're doing bad with a certain character because there's a counter to you somewhere, you can always switch to something different, as long as you don't mind losing the current progress to your Ulti.

There's other situations too, like picking Symetra for the first part of the game on Defense so you can plant teleporters and switching to Toblerone at the end since teleporters aren't as usefull anymore.


Didn't said people don't argue about those games, did I? I personaly think Serious Sam is Seriously Overrated.

Discussion is good, but sometimes you'll have a fag telling you "X game sucks, Y game is much better" and you can't actually compare them because Y is a sacred cow to most people. It doesn't even matter if the other guy actually plays Y, he'll use it as an example because he knows you can't argue against Y.

You clearly haven't played enough slippery slope type games. Worst problem with Natural Selection 2. Game is typically decided in the first 3-5 minutes when one team manages to secure more territory by winning the first few engagements, then it goes on for 20 minutes anyway because you usually need the higher tech to actually finish the enemy off.

That's 15 minutes of gameplay that simply shouldn't happen. If the game is decided, let it end. Otherwise keep it from being a forgone conclusion at all costs.

Why arent you on your awful fucking website?
>>>/reddit/

You're right, actually, cartoony shooter ASSFAGGOTS are called CRAPCUNTS

(Comprehensive Roster of Abnormal Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooter)

You clearly haven't played enough slippery slope type games. If it is so bad that you are assured the game is over, it's called "forfeit". You quit playing the game at that point. That is, if defeat is assured so convincingly. If NS2 is as bad as you claim, than the losing side should just be quitting at the 5 minute mark.

But that is only in the worst cases. In many games with light slippery slope, it's still interesting because of high-risk options available, which leads to actual comebacks, not manufactured "he built up his special move and now has a huge advantage which negates any previous play". Compare MvC2 to MvC3. In MvC2, a comeback with your third character was both interesting to attempt, and hype as fuck when it happened. In MvC3, early on, the game was dominated entirely by strategies which used the comeback mechanic to entirely negate the early game (some teams even built into this specifically, like the phoenix teams).

Daily reminder that reddit never has and never will be welcome

Comebacks are cool and Overwatch has plenty of them especially in KOTH, provided both teams are equally skilled.

While slippery slopes are bad (and I find it weird that that's the name that author went with) as well as perpetual comebacks, you gotta understand that the ultimate goal in a videogame is having fun.
If the game is designed in a way that allows good games to end really fast or take too long, that's not as fun, so a mechanism that provides feedback that stabilizies the game's duration to acceptable levels based in it's current players is pretty great.

For instance, the way most maps favour the attackers during the first point and the defenders during the last point ensure that most matches won't end anti-climatically defending just the first point but make the last one a tough struggle to win.
At the same time, if a team is really bad at attacking, the short duration of the first part means the game won't delay for long and if it sucks at defending, the short amount of points means it won't have to defend for long.

I know HotS isn't very popular but it's also a great design here. What distinguishes teams is mostly the level different between them, with 2 levels of difference meaning your team is doing exceptionnaly well. More than that and that's the other team's fault for being so bad since the game tries to stop you from snowballing levels after a certain difference.

This means you get an advantage for being better than the other team (and a single level is enough to notice it) but it never gets out of hand like in LoL where Ash can build in a way she one-shot kills people. At the same time, the short duration of the game and especially the way buildings work make the game last less if a team is doing very well, so there's no "the game was decided in 20 minutes but we gotta play another 40".


And Renegade X, where taking a building from your team removes lots of usefull options from you.
Or Savage: Battle for Newerth, where dominating the map usually ends up with your base having to struggle for a long while when you know you're gonna lose anyway.

…yes? I am unsure if you are saying if you agree/disagree with me or not. We were talking about ultimates.

The author of that blog might have a touch of the 'tism. So keep that in mind.

You can push your "crapcunt" meme all you want, it's never gonna take off. It just sounds like 10 years old trying to come up with a nasty name to call their friend since "poopy pants" doesn't do it anymore.

ASSFAGGOTS stuck because it actually means something. Aeon of Strife was an actual game and the inspiration for the whole genre, It's always an assault on some fortress and it's symetrical.

Meanwhile, crapcunts has "comprehensive roster of abnormal player character" thrown there just because of the "crap" acronym when that also describes pretty much any fighting game or average JRPG. and the rest just tell you it's played online with a team and you shoot things.
Crapcunts means nothing, unlike Assfaggots and it doesn't even sound as offensive so you don't even have that going for it.

Even Millhouse is more of a meme than that.

They frequently DO concede unless there are too many noobs who don't know how. Too many games ending unsatisfactorily like that is a frequent complaint. Then you get the servers denying concedes before 10 minutes or longer as a sort of bandaid fix for that.

I though you were talking about "comebacks".
Ultis are done in a cool way, since they reward doing your role well. Losing teams can still get more ultis if they outdamage the other team and Ultis benefit teams that withdraw their front line backwards so healers can work on them.

I don't know if Tanks get ulti charge when they take damage, but they really should, as well as Defense heroes gaining double charge for damaging people near the point.

like when TF2 went crazy with the particular effects.

Now that would be a pretty cool change. Though they might need to get rid of tanks building meter from damage though. Chain d'va explosions would be way too powerful.

wow an mspaint comic look who won this argument.

If you can't argue why he's wrong, and I know you can't by looking at your post history, then it's probably true.

it wont be as fun if dva isnt some chibi loli with a ridiculous expression, and they cant really change her hitbox or well have cosmetics affecting gameplay

This would make whittling down Reinhardt or Winston's barriers a real fucking shitty idea making them nigh unstoppable to a direct attacking force.
It'd be interesting on Roadhog, though. His biggest problem is that he's an ult battery for the enemy team, but if it fed his ult too he might not be nearly as shit.

But that's not entirely a good point is it? A lot of games have quite some content for the last few minutes in a match that would never get used if people conceded before they reached that point.
In fact, they are made entirely irrelevant if you can win the game using just early game mechanics.

As an example, you have Age of Mythology: Titans that gave you a Titan you could summon in late game. This required you to be at the last age and spend a lot of resources to research and queue lots of workers to work on it.
The result was often something that can almost win the game for you, however professional players I've talked to always told me that "If you gotta use the Titan, the game's been going for way too long" and then they'd show me how they could beat the AI in the hardest level of difficulty faster than you could possibly get the Titan, sometimes without even reaching the final age.

The point here is that the entire concept of the Titan is made redundant because the rest of the game is often all that's gonna be seen. And while the Titan is intended to be a turtle breaker, there are games that achieve something similar in a better fashion.
Rise of Nations has nukes to achieve the same goal: break the economy and defenses of a turtling player in late game so you can invade and kill him. However the rest of the game is balanced in a way that leads to equally skilled players often reaching that part of the game, instead of ending prematuraly with only half the content used.

Getting rid of building charge with damage for tanks would be interesting but can lead to tanks not trying to damage anyone anymore. Reduced charge sounds better.
Also, no hero regains charge from his Ulti. Rein was the only exception and it was a bugged that they fixed.


Don't gain Ulti when people damage your barrier, just when they damage you?

That'd be fine but a mostly useless change considering D.Va and Roadhog are the only tanks really designed to be directly hit. The only time Reinhardt actually needs his health pool is when it's hammer time.

Me.
Bitch and moan and cry as you like, you can't stop me from fighting this kike

maybe they could reference the chibi as a keyring attached to her gun

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All of the girls in this game are shit tier.
widow: cold bitch, small boobs, has a nice ass but walks really weird
dva: bitch, gook, cringeworthy lines (muh apm), apologetically racist character design
mercy: face is completely fucked up, way too disney, dat mouth to nose distance, dat huge chin
tracer: le quirky, accent that makes me want to destroy my computer, has a nice ass I guess but that's it, no boobs, basically a guy with a soft voice
pharah: way too manly, stupid tattoo, muh equality (a problem with all of these characters tbh), doesn't smile, looks like a permabitch
mei: landwhale tumblrtard, can't describe her any more accurately, fat people should not be as smug as this bitch acts, I've been fat before, super uncomfortable all of the time
zarya: don't even need to say a thing tbh
symmetra: literally who? go back to street shitting fucking nigger

this game is total shit but mei isn't fat, you just look up bbw hentai too much you retard

mei is fat you stupid nigger, you're probably an autist who classifies overweight, thick, plump, fat, and obese for your degenerate sexual needs.

id rather they make an arthur skin for reinhardt, and when his shield breaks hes in his underwear

is tracer flat? its kind of hard to tell with the ufo on her chest.
this game really does need more tits though

you're retarded

wew
It's noticeable because of her suit only. Also swiss genes.
What "equality"? There's nothing in her design or VA about equality. Are you delusional?
Maybe that's an hint about just how fat she really isn't?

Zarya and Symetra are really cool gameplay wise and they grow on you. It's normal to dislike their design before you get a few matches melting faces off with lasers.

somehow they made phones bulkier in the future

That's concept art.

If you look at her in game model she's got a mile wide ass that would crush Tracer's or Windowmaker's.

That ass deserves to be crushed

if you look at her in game model she's wearing 20 inch thick clothing you astounding retard

Not on the upper parts of her legs, you asanine neadrathal

Look at this pics, look at those FAT and THICK fatasses.

So her ass is fat, is that what you're complaining about?
Thank the Lord for the day we can finnaly complain about vydia girls having an ass too fat, I was afraid we'd never get there.
If that's the biggest problem with her character, I hope every other becomes just as "problematic".

Whatever you need to tell yourself user.
Never seen a skinny woman with such fat legs before :^)

i thought mei was supposed to be fat

I'm not complaining, I'm correcting the guy saying her ass aint fat.

She's an egyptian womyn with a tattoo on her face, and by some strange coincidence, she's the only helmeted character that is always depicted without it on outside of gameplay, but surely that's not because people need to know exactly what she is at all times

False

I don't get it.
She's supposed to be a play on an egyptian goddess?
That's why she has the Eye of Ra…and her suit resembles a modern Anubis. Are you just being a shit? because I literally dont know

I'd give you the point if it was a "problematic tatoo" but it's a wadjet, a tattoo for protection that depicts the Eye of Horus, which is why it's on her face, where eyes usually are.

Her comic shows her with the helmet on plenty of times. You know when? When she actually needs the protection.
Are you seriously that triggered that a character only equips an helmet when they need protection?
Because in almost other situations outside of gameplay, the idea is to show the character doing something more humane with some emotion attached to it that can caracterize her. And it's kinda hard to caracterize people when you can't see their face at all, this is character building 101.

There's also the fact she's clad in armor most of the time. It's easier to mistake her for a robot than for a man.

Eye of Horus, son of Ra. The one that Seth plucked out of him in a fight they had and became a symbol for justice and protection.
Ence her whole schtick of "Justice rains from above" and "I'll protect the weak".

She actually has a suit that's Anubis and looks pretty cool as well. And another that's pretty much Not-Gundam as well.

Ah, right, my egyptian mythology is all sorts of dusty

So why is Reinhardt always wearing his helmet outside of special skins?
Why does Roadhog wear the mask? Or Reaper? Or Soldier 76?
There must be something that makes them different from Pharrah, but for the life of me I just can't figure it out

Because he is a "Knight in Shining Armor"

Roadhog: Inspired by Immortan Joe and Mad Max
Reaper: Seriously nigger.
He's the "Grim Reaper" which is why his mask looks like a skull.
Solider 76 is a cyborg that's why he has no face. or something like that

And yet if he had a vagina he would be stunning and brave and bare his face for the world to see

MAIN DEV HAS BEEN FIRED
ENJOY BEING ASSFUCKED RAW

Ra's a funny motherfucker that goes by Amon-Ra and Aton-Ra and Ra-Aton and is pretty much the most important boss there, it's easy to mistake something as being related to him since technically everything is related to him.
It's kinda like Zeus that liked to fuck around so much a lot of their mythology has to do with him.

His comic shows him outside not just his helmet but also his entire suit. I really have no idea where you're getting this "always". Where else have you seen him outside the game?
Because he's a big guy :^)
But more accurately because he's a psychopath and the costume isn't completed unless he isn't wearing the mask at all times. Like the TF2 pyro.
There's nothing pleasant beneath that mask and it probably doesn't even hold together very well. Check his backstory.
Behind that mask is the man he used to be. That man is dead now.

No idea.
Because he's a big guy
I know 76 is supposed to be hiding his identity because people think he's dead.
I imagine maybe something similar to 76. Reaper used to have no helmet when he was part of Overwatch, but after he went off on his own he became an edgelord.

That's Hanzo, and he's just Vader-Tier under his mask.
76 is just disguise, he's the declared dead former overwatch strike captain

And he's also a he, which is why the mask is a mask, and not just facepaint or something
Roadhog is a fair point, but I never got the impression that numbered fighting man was a cyborg

No he isn't. He was Sargent Morrison in Overwatch. A revolt and a sabotage happened, everyone thinks Morrison is dead. And he much prefers to keep things that way as he hunts down those that destroyed Overwatch, that's why he is wearing the mask.

Wasn't that the guy who skullfucked D3 so badly?

Wrong game, shitposter-kun. Try the Diablo 3 cyclical general :^)


You mean Genji.

erm, yes. Sorry, fucked that up.
Same weeb dragon bro shit anyway

except it's made it into the final version as a tag. Sorry but not only is mei an annoying little shit, and adorable, and Chinese Christmas Cake, she's also a secret titty monster.

He does you street shitter, which is why like half of his skins show his battle worn ass face.

I thought he was a cyborg my bad.SOlider 76 never interested me much anyway. I dunno too much of a boyscout.


Right well facepaint looks like shit. but still I also hate that they didn't go full Day of the Dead, or Death Marachi with his beaner ass. because goddamn that would have been nice.

Yes user, it makes sense to wear clothing made to keep you warm at the North Pole because your weaponry freezes shit and would probably kill you without protective gear, then put on only a thin layer of "skin tight yoga pants" because gotta show off your fat ass right? This makes sense. You aren't retarded in the least.

This is entirely about the game
None of that shit is in the game
If you've actually played the game, you'd know muh lore has absolutely no connection to it outside of occasional voice lines

He's more of a "too old for this shit" badass. Sure he's COD the Character ingame, but I like his personality.
Would drink beer with in blowen up enemy hideout.

he's a victim of circumstance and his homeland is an irradiated hellhole, that's why he wears the mask

there is a spray in game that's a wanted poster of him that has him without a mask and horrific piglike features, but that could just be the old 'le bad wanted poster" bit

What are you talking about? Have you ever heard his VA? Guy sounds like your regular Sir Brave Knight, keeps telling people to "get behind my shield" and when killed he respawns saying " AH! AGAIN!"
He's not just brave and strong, he knows that, he talks about that and makes sure everyone else does know it too while doing it with a very upbeat attitude for an old man. He's like a White Knight but actually funny.


He's pretty much the Cod token class, it's simple to pick up and everyone can excell with him even if it's not too OP at all. He's interesting for when you want something simpler to relax but still help but not very interesting.
It's funny that you say that, because that's a voice line of Reaper mocking him.

He does have a nice skin that's precisely that. And if you change the VA to spanish, you get "Muerre, Muerre, Muerre!" to go with it.


Pharah's always wearing her helmet during the game, what's your point? Reinhart has skins where he has no helmet and even then, he's the mock up "paladin" guy, his face doesn't matter for his characterization. Are you just trying to fish for some controversy here?

If you had actually played the game, you'd know just how wrong you are. One of the payloads has the Gauntlet you see in one of the first trailers for the game, that belongs to some Hero (that's probably gonna be eventually featured. The entire character designs is based on their lore as well.

Unless you mean things like having Tracer and Widow in the same team, in which case sue me. Are you saying they shouldn't play in the same team for "realism"?

Those Mexican guys in the 76 short had glow-in-the-dark skeleton tattoos.

I don't know why Reaper doesn't have a skin like that.

Never said it makes sense, but she's clearly wearing skin tight yoga pants. Do you think baggy cold protective clothes conform to the shape of the ass like that? No, no they don't.
She's fat get over it already.

it's also the source of his aimbot visor

Can reaper actually take off his mask? His backstory is he got massively fucked up by mercy and he can kill/regenerate his cells super fast (it's why he can melt himself).

I just assumed his new appearance is based on that.

I mean things like the entire concept of the game
I mean things like half of the goddamn playable characters even being involved at all to begin with, including(who could have guessed) Pharrah, who has no connections to Overwatch whatsoever, aside from existing in the same universe

I could not stop laughing. Probably completely useless in strategy, but I just couldn't resist.

zarya maybe becuase he lines are actually amusing, but symetra is so fucking dull she'll never grow on anyone

she can't even pass the plinkett test because there is nothing to her character

B-but user, Symmetra works for bad people, a-and she's like, really kind of conflicted about it and stuff!

she's a fucking teleporter jockey people only play because you need one on that africa map

Confirmed for knowing nothing about the game.
Picture one is her mother and her. Her mother was part of Overwatch and Pharah dreamed about joining it too when she grew up. Didn't got that since Overwatch blew up before she had the chance, so she was hired for a security firm. But now that Overwatch is coming back, she plans on joining them and making her mother proud (because she died defending Overwatch).

The entire concept of the game are mercenaries performing missions around the world to assist Overwatch or Talon. It makes perfect sense considering their backstory. Sudden climate changes are happening around the world, Gibraltar had an observation posted that belonged to Overwatch where they were investigating this. They want it back for this reason and Talon probably has something to do with that so they want to prevent investigation by denying the facility.

Route 66 has you escorting a Gauntlet that belonged to a powerfull Hero and contains valuable technology. El Dorado is about delivering an EMP bomb to a secret lab and many other examples of standard shit organizations due for control.


Incorrect, she stops gankers very easily and her gun is more powerfull than most people know. She's great.

much like people with autism (the pop version, not actual autistic kids), her most defining feature is probably "shes nice". That is, there is nothing interesting about her.

Nobody cared who he was before he put on the mask.

alright her gun can fuck shit up, especially if you're up against a sloppy tank you can get that gun to rip right through them

but its a boring gun to use

yeah there is a skin where he is maskless

its his past self though, he looks like such a regular looking dude its funny to hear his edgy lines over it

But I thought that was pre-mercy events?

I flanked a payload and killed 3 people on my own as Symmetra.

One costs money to ride, so blizz is banking on it.

I didn't even realize that Hitler youth gassed the spic.

I don't know the lore, and I can never find it.

LOL

FUCK THAT LOSER

Whoa there Dickens, are they still paying you by the word?

the wikia is getting beefed up and theres a bunch of fuckin' motion comics and stuff

its kinda fun lore depending on the character, like tracers power/chest piece is the only thing that keeps her stable after a freak accident that made her phase in and out of time

doesn't make her less irritating though

Ahh yes…Patricia "The Gorilla" Hernendez, virtual-rape victim.

the one who ranks character tier lists based on such metrics like


wew

Mei is fatter than every other character in the game except roadhog. She is a fatass. Widowmaker = skinny
dva= skiny
tracer = skinny
mei = fucking fat fuck you

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yet, she is still skinny, and has a waist I can wrap my arm around.
Nigga stop tryin.
Jesus.

Mei has thick thighs and ass, and thick tits
If you think that's fat then you can fuck off

Story is, Blackwatch got all pissed that everyone only talked about how great Overwatch was for killing a bunch of Omnics.
So some people in Blackwatch started a covert rebelion against Overwatch (despite being a branch of it) and it culminated in a sabotage in their headquarters in Switzerland with a massive explosion that killed off a lot of people. Or at least, supposely it did.

Reaper was in there during that day and he was gonna die as well but Mercy somehow saved him. Wether she actively helped or only her technology was used is unknown, since Genji was also saved by Merci and he surely looks better.

Pic related

well as long as the porn of her isnt fat i dont care

meis tits, meibe

I'd throw up if I tried to eat that much chocolate. How does this fatass scarf it down with no problems?

Imagine what would happen if you gave an amoeba the power of human

her portal gun does great damage, but its such a short range taht i cant really get behind it, most people stand a fair chance of killing her if she decides to walk your dog. and i think ive only seen one person die to the fireball.

it does its job well enough as a weapon, but when her kit is so damn boring and she gets a weapon thats rarely satisfying to use i just never feel like playing her.

I bet she's already dead from illness

the tv and tv stand seem somewhat modern. i think she just ate the rest of her consoles.

UHHH, THICKERR

There's no facebook integration in the game, you retards.

i think you just nailed it right there. he's the anti-camp guy, and a lot of the meta i've seen crop up revolves around camping, whether as a purpose of the map or just because that's what people do (i.e. i've seen a lot more symmetra's and tor's on koth maps lately, with the idea that they setup and create a really hard to breach perimeter).

Yet….

There are many mysteries in that thing.
For one, how does someone reach that status? Certainly one day you notice you're gaining weight and you refrain from going further no? That condition can't be an accident, it's on purpose clearly.

And you ask how can she eat so much? How couldn't she? IF she reduced a single twinkle in her diet, she'd go hypoglicemic.


You what? You do know that her turrets slow people, right? She ain't supposed to gank people, you're supposed to bunker somewhere, preferably with a healing kit to bait people and use your turrets to slow them while you catch up. From that point, it's beamrape for an easy kill. Just don't go for open fields and try to stick near your turrets.

Also, it's better if you bunker somewhere where other people have to passby because either they enter your room of death, or they pass you by in some other route and THEN you catch them from behind.

Best example is Anubis in the first chokehold. You put a few turrets on your side to be an ass but you leave 2 on each of the side rooms. The few heroes that will dash there are low HP fags that you can eat alvie with your gun. If a Reinhart or Roadhog tries to push on by the point, you appear from behind and melt their ass. It's pretty great.


Probably gonna be. At least for the login. If they keep it some UI element that doesn't appear unless you logged on with Facebook, I couldn't possibly care less.

expanding on this, pharah and reinhardt have a banter line you can hear pre-game where pharah talks about having a poster of reinhardt on her wall as a kid.

reinhardt then talks about how he remembers posing for that poster, and that his hair was "glorious."

so far ive found that there's explanations for most of the shit people bitch about lore-wise in game, it's just they either haven't been paying attention or haven't had a chance to hear it yet. im in the high 50's level-wise and i think ive heard most of the banter lines between people, and they contain a lot of neat little tidbits.

There is an alarming amount incest on Pixiv of Genji and Hanzo.

spoilers aren't enough to hide that level of degeneracy in those pictures

Alarming is the wrong word for it.

My sides.

What the fuck.

Yeah he should have used disgusting, deplorable, or downright disparaging

I was addressing the idiot who implied there was facebook integration currently in the game, as if cuckerburg invented the concept of commends in a videogame.

I guess there's not much else to do. Self-inflicted.

Fuck off satan, your new roman empire can wait a few years, I got a backlog to play

well people should know by now that a symmetra who seems to want your attention and turns tail and runs around a corner as soon as you give it to her probably has a laser disco there and not to follow her if you arent someone who can boogie all night.
shes alright until someone who knows how to deal with it shows up and ruins everything.
even a single soldier can deal with everything she has to throw at him if he remembers he has an E and a sprint, and hes not an uncommon pick by any stretch of imagination.
when that happens im thinking the cooldown on her turrets is too damn long, for someone based around setting up traps she has poor ability to maintain them.

I"m laughing at the comparison to Mei you autist.

Brotherly love~

Why is 'Mei is fat' such a popular shit-stirring technique?

waifufags always take the bait

because chubby chasers are easily offended

Calling someone's waifu\girlfriend fat is old as fuck, when it comes to rile people up.
But in this case it's retarded, THICC is what Meifags like anyway.

truth hurts i guess? i dunno why waifuists defend 'her' (and the team of blizzard approved socal lefties who designed her) so zealously, but they always do

Thick, you say?

NO
TOO THIKC

no. even meifags should be above that.

YOU IDIOT DON'T MAKE TO TO THICK!

people tend to argue against things they feel are incorrect. especially nerds on the internet.
we happen to be nerds on the internet

Jesus this whole post.

oh, well why are you asking insincere questions?

That's not really insecure, m8.

shill

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yeah, i cant read either

is that show still any good? it pains me that one of the only good modern cartoons is owned by gisnep

The latter half of the final season was a bit rushed, but it's good overall.

I was enjoying it the last time I watched it, I haven't seen the new season though. I also don't go to Holla Forums often so I haven't checked on anything recently.

u wot m8
this thread has exactly one express purpose. if someone clearly doesn't give a fuck about that purpose and just wants to shitpost in a terrible attempt to antagonize people, i'm going to filter them. It's not tumblr, it's logic.

I'm not filtering people who simply criticize the game. god fucking knows this shit has many flaws, and if you want, we can talk about them. personally my biggest issue with the game is the sheer number of things that are unstoppable and/or require no skill. High noon, tactical visor, Mei's fucking ult, Mercy's revive CANNOT be interrupted or stopped even if killed, sniping is easy fucking garbage that registers hits on actual misses, things like that.

However, there's a line between criticizing the game and simply shitposting/flaming/trolling/whatever the fuck you want to call it that boils down to "i don't like thing, you are cancer, fuck you." there's no discussion there to be had, so the logical conclusion is to filter. But no, you wanna call that shit tumblr? If you hate the game and all you wanna do is sperg like an autist about it in the thread without any actual critical discussion, i'm going to filter you if you won't leave, because what is the point of engaging with you? nothing is going to come of it.

What do you hope to achieve?

>"discuss anything related to Overwatch (positive AND negative)"
I'm not saying you're wrong, but shitposting fits comfortably in the negative aspect of things as long as it's somehow related to overwatch. If you don't like something just ignore it, and get off the soapbox.

Hi Tumblr

didnt they nerf the radius on it since beta? i never played much mercy but it feels a lot smaller.THATS WHAT SHE SAID XDDDDDDDD
my problem with it is the rate it charges. its not like killing her knocks the charge out, that shit is always ready to go.
lucios ult doesnt charge half as fast.

Hi, Brazil.

That's only the surface, there's way more.

For fucks sake, that fucking spoiler checkbox should untick after you make a post.

Melting Potters will never learn Geography, peobably even worse now that Common Core is a thing.

You don't even know where I'm from.

But I'm glad it isn't Brazil.

sometimes i like to give people the benefit of the doubt. it's not salt, it's just explaining to him the rationale of filtering. 99% chance it won't make any difference and he'll shitpost in return if at all, but there isn't much he can reasonably counter with against an explanatory post made in good faith.

curious to know why you think i'm salty about it though. also, right after saying i responded to a shitpost, you responded to a shitpost. protip, filter d34916, he's been here forever trying to outdo everyone in faggotry, and he's winning.


did you not read the post? that's exactly what i've been doing. i simply felt like explaining why doing exactly that doesn't make anyone tumblr.


i don't know, but it's still pretty goddamn large. it pisses me off how Mercy using her ult cannot be stopped in any way. As soon as she presses Q that's it, the revive occurs, and even worse, the people being revived are invincible during the process. There's nothing you can fucking do about it other than attempt to shut her down the instant you see her which is just completely unreasonable. I can't tell you the number of time (as Zenyatta, no less) I've shut the fuck down a rezzing Mercy who's halfway through her ult only for it not to fucking matter, it just means the entire enemy team won't have heals after getting rezzed.

No, you just have nothing to say and hate hearing the truth. You call anyone with bad things to say about the game a troll or shitposter like some ass hurt Tumblrite. "B-but you didn't say anything…"
Everytime a discussion picks up it ends with "hurr shitposter filtered" and swept under the rug. Not to mention the abnormal amount of defense for bullshit in this game.

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So how exactly are they trying to force/enforce this 50% win rate?
That's a pretty impressive match-making system unless they're doing some dirty shit to fudge numbers during matches.

It's not that you're salty but that you'll be seen as salty. They'll keep replying to you just because they think they have you down.
Ever heard what apologizing or trying to rationally discuss with SJWs actually does? It gives them the idea you're weak and they redouble efforts into shitposting you down. Same shit here, really. Just don't even engage them, let them rot alone.

You'll have a lot of close games and when you happen to win these close games your win rate will keep matching you up with better and better people until you eventually get rolled, sending you back to people of your skill level.

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Help me

wew South America on suicide watch.

Fuck you, and your divisive false comparisons, you hypocritical nigger.

Sorry I triggered you. Learn to argue in good faith like a civilized person and maybe others won't ignore you like the retarded monkey you are.
If shit's the only thing coming out of your mouth, don't be mad that people filter you :^)

i have literally done none of that and you're throwing empty accusations at me. i take it you're generalizing to the "pro-OW people" in this thread, but you're replying to specifically me, and the simplest way of putting it is that you're just totally wrong in seemingly the most butthurt way possible.

You still haven't said anything. Point me to where you have discussion of the game and/or point me to where d34916 has done the same. Your posts so far, from what I've seen, are nothing but "no u, fuck this game." Prove me wrong faggot.


i know user, but it's amusing

Play Project Reality

The ironic part is, they think they're the ones laughing :^)))))

But that's the thing, what are the metrics for skill levels and matching? You have to consider all the things it is trying to take in to factor about not only individual players but how they might work in a team.
Also how they might stack up against teams that are supposedly just as randomly composed.

What information would you need to better decide your purchase?

It'll be a long while before that's figured out due to how closed down Blizzard keeps their game.

wow, buddy. holy shit you need to just stop using the computer and go out. seriously. this is affecting you on a way too personal level. just go hiking or go to a park and read a book or something.

I am, I didnt waste money on this piece of shit like all the other normalfags that play this cancer like the pack mentality retarded monkeys in this country with no future prospects and Im about to leave it in less than a year

Enjoy being poor and dumb

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He says after spending time shitposting about a video game on an image board that gets less than 3K users.

Tell us about how you graduated top in your class of the navy seals next.

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So it's agreed that armour is pretty much shit as a health variation, right? It does nothing against everyone that isn't tracer. Especially worse on D.Va with her critbox being her entire front side, all that armour doesn't mean shit when people just melt through it with drugs on top of their damage. Shields are infinitely superior. Which is why shit Zaryas beat top d.vas out of the board.

Gods work user.

fuck, don't post that filth on here, user. these fat cunts should just kill themselves, i bet they can't even leave their rooms.

what is an image like this supposed to prove, it doesn't have any screen caps of people actually calling the game an arena shooter

Wew, wasn't it 1K the last time you folks called us folks paranoid for thinking we could be shilled?
I could do with it going down to 1K, if it meant you and your ilk left.

Failed two subjects before graduating, lots of free time to shitpost now since Ive had a whole year to complete them.

You need to take a look at the patterns of your life.

Top kek I don't even care about review scores but you'd have to be genuinely Brazilian to be this retarded.

don't be so desperate, friend, there's no need. Blizzard can defend itself :v)

I wonder which one is 7ea going to buy this year.
Skinner box with vehicles or skinner box without vehicles

Where is this shit coming from?

seems to be. i cannot tell the difference between armor and normal health, and it looks like nobody else can either. i've seen lots of people saying "what the fuck is the point of armor, does it actually do anything? because it doesn't feel like it" on here and elsewhere. i am curious to know what it's supposed to do, another user earlier in the thread said it was supposed to shave off 5 damage per hit or something like that.

Try checking the quoted post, friend.

Shaves off 5 damage per hit up to a maximum of 50% damage reduction.
It doesn't do jackshot against strong single hit damage like snipers but it reduces Tracer and similar rapid-fire damage by half.

Babies first shitpost

That goes some way to further explain D.Va's niche… It's hard to go toe to toe with a zarya or similar but if you get the drop on a widowmaker who thinks the smg mode is any good or tracer, it's quite easy to get away with the kill.
I still have less trouble taking out opposing tanks with the pilot rather than the mech though. I'm pretty sure if you're scoring headshots you can out damage the self heal on a roadhog and people who play him seem too retarded to actually hit smaller targets most of the time.

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I really really hate this Korean bitch I like how she looks but fuck everything about her annoys me.

NERF THIS

LETS SEE MY APM

LOL

I enjoy Mcree but his fan the hammer should be like lucios right click timed.

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same shit, the beams on her pistol are a projectile i can actually judge decently (i don't have a pedigree in online shooting because i didn't have computer during arena hayday) and jumping around like a bastard tends to take out a few dudes out of the mech

also easy to hide in the fray if your teammates are there till you get your mech back

Post more D.va

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The top faggot here is a portuguanaria tacochimp.

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do pharah and mercy even have in game banter? shippers are insane

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Reminder

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I'm hoping it's simply because the two work together well in-game but you never know with shippers

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>See archive.is/IrZiz

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kill me satan

i'm not against fapping to it but any time the "community" makes lots of content regarding the characters i worry the studios will take notes from it

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This is Undertale tier autism son except the game is actual shit.
Leave while you can, warn the other, cap posts.

We must use it for future endevours and infiltrations.

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QUICKLY, Holla Forums. HE BOUGHT IT FOR ME AND SENT ME A CODE.
WHAT DO?

I told him to fuck off, and that I didn't want to redeem it.
I told him that I wasn't redeeming it yesterday, and the day before that.

I'm about to lose a friend over fucking Overwatch of all things.

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD.

well that is all for the mostly non rule 34 overshit i have atm

We need more user, quickly

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Just don't pay him back, you didn't agree to it

Man, I hate Tumblrtale as much as anyone else here, but at least Toby Fox didn't fucking start spying on you for playing the game.

First, Facebook starts spying on us, and now Blizzard too? FUCK this shit to every hell imaginable. I'm so glad I didn't blow $40 to have Zuckerburgstein know exactly how good I am at vidya.

this tbh fam

the fuck?

give him two options: one, you accept the game and tell your friend you're only going to do so if he doesn't expect repayment, that purchase was his choice alone, you're not obligated to do shit for him.

two, if he expects repayment, which is the same fucking thing as buying something yourself that you don't WANT to, tell him you're not redeeming the code and that it was his fault for spending his money on something you repeatedly told him you didn't want. Remind him you aren't some fucking girl playing coy and saying "no" when in reality you mean "yes," you seriously didn't fucking want to touch it and that still stands.

just say you won't pay. make it clear and if he still wants you to have it, take it. who cares? stop being a fucking autist
misquoted the other time

It's simple: give me the code

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS FUCKING DEGENERACY GOING ON
But Goddamn-it, why is it kinda cute? That third image is both revolting and somewhat heartmelting.

We music now?

Kill yourself.

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You just have brother issues, mate.

Any of you guys like synthwave?

I've been listening to them while playing the game lately.
two songs per match generally. Pretty good stuff.

Eh, why not.

H-how'd you know?
My teenage brother ran away from home when I was about 8 or 9.

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yeah i would run away from you too

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sounds free to me

More of a future funk man

You didn't read the post. This person is expecting me to pay them back after a month or two.

It's essentially the same as someone forcing me to pay $40 for a game I don't want.

oh my bad

not playing a game with your friend is mean, but him expecting you to pay for a game you didn't want is pretty silly

this.
i didn't buy the game myself either, someone got it for me. i never had any intention of buying or playing it whatsoever, and i despise blizzard.

because i got the game for free, though, i had nothing to lose and gave it a shot. it has a lot of thing that piss me right the fuck off, but all in all it's fun. only if you're actually good at it, which implies you picking a character that isn't easy as fuck to play (mccrees all fucking day, being "good with mccree" isn't even a thing, it takes zero skill). It's rewarding to play as Zen or Genji and do well, because those are actually challenging to do well with and/or take skill to do so.

It certainly has its cancerous as fuck bits, but as someone who didnt pay a penny for it, i try not to let it get under my skin much.

Tell him to find another sucker


Thats great, now get some fucking taste in videogames

Can't say I did, but I'm thinking about it.

I wish I listened to music as much as I used to. Is /mu/ here any good? I've never even looked at the place.

How about future bass?

It's okay. I've found some neat music from there before.
It's better than 4/mu/, at least.

/mu/ is alright, slow as shit and plenty of shit taste thought.

Give it a try

How many companies are going to try and ride blizzards success with this game? I'm thinking all of them.

You find some good vaporwave here

See

Alright thanks.

Like any other moba mate. Welcome to ASSFAGGOTS / CRAPCUNTS.

He's not a friend to begin with if he's forcing YOU to pay him back for something you don't want. Get better friends, it'll be better, trust me on this one user.
That feeling when you purge online lists of friends and telling offline friends to fuck off is way too good mate. You'll get actual good friends that are not dicks.


I've been 10 years on imageboards. Fuck me, 10 years already. And I agree, undertale was actually good to play twice through the story and uninstall, but the community is fucking cancer.

Is your country as shitty as Spain at the moment mate?

You havent see shit nigger

yea, let's get chill mofos

Quads

Holy shit I knew my aim wasnt this good using Mcree right clicks.

and Blizzard want the esports crowd with this? The competitive scene is gonna be a train wreck

lots, theres plenty already trying to do the MOBA/SHOOTER mix or using heroes instead of classes

blizz was smart enough to strip most moba elements save for skills out, some others weren't so lucky (battlebortion)

double edged sword at least, the age of "modern" shooters are dying

Time for some good shit

Pulling out my favorites.

…so skills is a moba thing now? Fuck how young are the posters here?

To balance things out

Thats the only "MOBA" thing overwatch has people think. So in the end its a casual shooter that is already dominating the market

no MOBAs didn't invent skills but they are a modern prevalent genre that uses skill cooldowns that lots of companies are looking at due to their success

do i have to spell everything out here

Here's my armchair psychologist hypothesis, user.

I seriously don't understand vaporwave. I listen to a lot of weird shit, but vaporwave bewilders me.

Reminded me of this

wew


These are moba-esque skills, you nut. Shit even has "ultimate" abilities.

Its the ultimate chill music but that is just me the sub genres of vaporwave are GOAT though

What?

Love it.

I imagine it's because the two have good synergy with each other. Always entertaining seeing a Mercy and Pharah flying side by side.

Pharah has serious mom issues in her interactions

It sounds retro but its not

I jack off to brand new everyday

I can think of a lot of non-vaporwave music like that.

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Vapor-wave is just a nostalgic fascination with retro cultural aesthetics, commercial fragments, and technology, as well as a critical or parodic, 80s popular culture,

76 : your mother would have been proud
phar : you must not have known her very well

i want the lore and interactions to wind up good in the long run but i bet they'll fuck up any fun

My nigger I was about to post that, have this instead


Guess you're right
Its just the chill with the retro filter I guess
Loving that shit by the way, does ot fit in a genre?
Reminds me of Saturday Morning cartoons

This guy's Soundcloud was taken down, but this is still around.

Stop deleting my threads!

I like Genjis lines to that dyke russian

DID SOMEONE SAY SOUNDCLOUD FAM?

soundcloud.com/jaaywood/wavey

what is the appeal of this game? i just don't get it.

seems like hearthstone all over again. it didn't invent what it did, I think some koreans or whatever did but they got by sheer blizzard brand name and marketing.

user please no…

Tell him you aren't paying him and if he expects you to, give it to someone else.

Waifus and fun I guess I dunno.


Heres a genji soundtrack

What you described is tf2 before all the items. That's not the reason it's moba shit. >>9586055 Did a much better job than you. In fact, he lists most of it.

Other reasons include:
-Ultimates
-Skill based instead of being weapons/equipment based(important detail). Notice how in most class based shooters the primary difference between classes are the weapons and equipment they carry?
-6v6

It's a class-based shooter similar in style to TF2 but without hats and contracts.

I'd call it psychedelic rock.
King Gizzard are pretty good, and they release albums pretty regularly. 1-2 a year.

To me, it looked fun and it was at an appealing price for a new release.
I aim for a 1:1 dollar spent to hour played ratio and I'm fast approaching that so I'd say it was worth it

The solution is to kill mercy first, obviously. Not to prevent her ult from charging, just to prevent her from ever getting a good chance to use it. Because that thing is ALWAYS up (takes under 60 seconds to charge, 30 on a good day), so the best way for her to waste it is to have to sit on it.

Pretty much Blizzard brand loyalty and marketing

genji is great, you could put him into other games and he would still function well

Thanks man, good shit
Here, have some national music that youll probably hate.

It's fun

Game that looks fun and is fun.

There's a concept in business that pretty much goes along the lines of that it might be good to be the first person to attempt something but often times it can be better to be the second person. Because you get to see the concept, you get to see where it fails, and you can improve.

I don't know why that aspect is so hard to grasp, though. Every fucking game company ever does that shit.

Sorry, I just hated the "fuck it up right now" shit that looped over and over again.

Nah.

hype culture. literally nothing else.
It takes existing ideas and tries to exploit them.

Nah

Fun is just a buzzword when you can't actually think of any reasons as to why the game is good, don't use it.

That song is actually pretty decent, user.

I'm sorry. I sometimes forget i'm among a sea of autists and spergs who don't understand human emotional concepts.

Its has casual mechanics and easy to learn game play

Don't worry - I'm currently writing an 800 word essay explaining why this game is good, and why you should play it.

right now my draft is just the words "Di.VA's ass" over and over again.

Thanks user if only you could understand what they are saying

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To be fair, that's all you really need.

So memes and waifus?
At least weebshit games are cheaper an have more depth.

in any game watching people get mad at stupid shit is amusing

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Mate, it's not even that bad. I have a few songs in my library about people fucking shit. Lyrics don't matter a huge amount to me if they fit the song and the beat's good.

Its not about the translation, its the way they are delivered that provides them with comedic value.

Thread theme.

Obviously it's comedic, Tenacious D has a song that ends with asking the listener to take a dump on JB's chest, and I didn't think that was exactly a serious song either.

Its better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.

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Your face
Your ass
Whats the difference?

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The difference is you post some shitty AMV

And you forget your sage.

Sure fam

You werent the guy who posted the warhammer 40k thing?

This is sad and funny at the same time.

Ask him how much blizzard pays him.

My mistake then
whats wrong with it?

More Future Bass.

I can only imagine the number of angry reports backing up as the music posting continues.

Its just this retarded thing 40k fags have been doing for years where basically they serach on google find some cool images then make a video with some metal song.

Then there is these

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That's actually really hot

Im posting music and I like this game


Mcree is Jotaro though

Maybe, but this thread has been going for 12-13 days now. It's time to stop.

You might be autistic. This isn't a joke or an insult. You should get checked out so you can get proper assistance.

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hownewru.jpg

Well its retarded how most people here cant have it

It was just a newfag test. Guess what? You didn't make it.

Speak for yourself, I'm having plenty of fun right now.

lucio can be a riot

You're a dumb motherfucker

there's a dark souls general every day, a pokemon thread every day, a god damn VITA general every day, a splatoon general every day

just because you don't like one game doesn't mean it needs to be removed from all discussions

there is a built in hide function in this website in case the scroll wheel is too hard for you to use

but hes really Jotaro

Voice by the english dub Jotaro and in the jap version of overwatch he is Jotaro

You don't get it. He's not here for video games he's here to shitpost.

Never change you enormous faggots.

Actually it depends on the popularity of the game. Splatoon threads usually last for a max of three days.
I'm talking about the cyclical thread you fucking idiot.

Oh cool, you're just as retarded as he is.

time to chill, shills
and get comfy

fuck off if you can't present real arguments or talk about fucking games

So who's your most played character?
Mine's Call of Duty 76. Even got the gold skin for him.
Never knew I'd like him so much, but he's so useful in every situation.


Maybe you should take your own advice there user. Ignore and stop replying to the shitposters

sometimes i forget that people actually just shitpost and aren't regular idiots

my most played is **mcree* because i thought cyborg cowboy was cool, then i realized he was stronk as fuck so now i'm at almost the same amount of time played with most offense characters

started playing junkrat more because he's fucking insane the bullshit you can do with him if you don't just spam grenades

Winston. Tanks are usually what every team is missing if someone doesn't go tank themselves.
I know healers are even more uncommon but I play with a dedicated healslut.

Moar future: soundcloud.com/karl-guapo/future-inc

My nigga.

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oooch that's good shit.

Used to be split pretty even between Soldier and D.Va but I've been racking up a lot of hours with Mercy.
I prefer Soldier but Mercy's pretty fun and it means someone else who doesn't like or isn't good at support picks it because he feels he has to for the team

I've got Future for days,
soundcloud.com/spiritedlabel/ramzoid-slug-mountain-1
soundcloud.com/future/buji-fortress
soundcloud.com/sushi_killer/sushikillerkevinvilleccoanimebae
soundcloud.com/grey/where-are-u-now-grey-remix
soundcloud.com/monstercat/deon-custom-together
soundcloud.com/wave-racer/foster-the-people-best-friend-wave-racer-remix
soundcloud.com/thatsableguy/basenji-speak-with-a-dofflin-sable-remix


His live performances are always the best ones.

Reinhardt, followed by toblerone, then I think it's split between hanzo, mcree, and reaper.

Hanzo I go on the maps that allow a lot of long range like Dorado stopping the payload, mcree anytime the enemy team starts having flankers that are a little to competent, and reaper in kings row offense (he absolutely dominates since everything is close quarters and every ally has a high point he can drop off of with his ultimate).

BTW, you can check your stats here.

masteroverwatch.com/

I don't consider a match a victory unless I make someone salty like that. Especially considering I didn't even stun Roadhog.

He's such a monster when you realize the turret is the real character and the dwarf you throw into the frey, try to bait, and flank with.

torb is the most fun i've ever had with a turret character/class

Molten core is fucking ridiculous

top 3 played are lucio, junkrat and reinhardt.

time played on rightclick mcflashybang? 0.

What I don't get about Toblerone is that pretty frequently his Play of the Game clips start with him dying. I've seen this maybe half a dozen times

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Normally I just see him kind of looking somewhere else or not being anywhere near where his turret is wrecking people.

I'm not doing the best but it seems like its usually Zarya and Tracer for me.

I end up on defense so much and on attack moving payloads I guess. Tracer is great for helping to hold down points though.

pure skill im sure.

Huh, I find my own Torb potg ends up more somewhat like vid related.
Where I'm actively doing things alongside my turret.
I've only seen one other Torb potg that wasn't mine and it was him dying whilst his turret cleans up though.
Am I just playing it wrong/right?

why did you even record that? that was such an uneventful potg.

Shit game, talk about better ones.
So what was your guys opinion on the Silent Hill HD collection? To be honest I'm curious as to what was present in "Tom's whole new script!1!".
Could you IMAGINE how fucking terrible it would've been if Tom had gotten his way?

Habit I guess.

My loot always seems heavily biased towards sprays.

mine is the same. 1-3 sprays per box. maybe a new voice clip of some sort. rarely an emote or highlight intro or victory pose.

I assume lootboxes are based on box categories instead of individual item drop rates and the most common loot box is 3 white items and 1 blue item. White items are all sprays, voice lines, and player icons.

i bet this shit is rigged

I've gotten so many epic level skins. I have top tier skins for basically everyone now.

No idea why, mate.

Wait a minute, that pose.

They adjusted PotG back in beta. It used to purely be decided by who got the fastest and biggest kill streak. Bastion and Torbjorn got PotG every single game.

They somehow changed the algorithm to focus on "cool" moments (their words), so while most PotG still just focus on fast kill streaks it probably favors post-death kills pretty heavily.


I believe that's how it works in Hearthstone as well.

The memes…

Most of the Potg's I see are of people using ultimates and then proceeding to show how much they suck at fps. They miss every shot afterwards

Not so much the combo that screwed you, but that you used molten core right before dying, that shit don't heal you to full,it scales.

Time =/= skill. Is this the average fucking gamer? I'm so fucking livid.

That's very common place. Many times I see my team mates running around in an unorganized fashion asking to be killed.

Is anyone else only ever finding competent players every so often? Most of my games involve the mentally inept taking up all of my team's slots.

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How do people reach level 45-50 in this game and continue to suck dicks and not know how to stack or take an objective. It boggles the mind.

If I want a good and challenging game, I pretty much have to abandon the Americas server and head to the Asian one. Anyone else sick of shitters in the Americas region?

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You niggers brought it on yourselves.

I've been having this problem in every online game I try to play recently, its driving me insane.
Its like every braindead retard ends up on my team every single time, I can't catch a break.
And all my friends are too busy playing trash like league of legends or dota 2 so there is no escape.
I've just gone back to endlessly replayable singleplayer games to calm my nerves because if I have to rely on fucking idiots to have fun in video games anymore I'm going to blow my brains out.

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I actually can't disagree with you, good sir.


I know that feeling! It's just a shame that there are very few interesting single player games these days. Why is there nothing in adventurous scope like the original Unreal?

Luckily I'm playing with a few friends, so at least half my team is competent in this.

Yeah, when I play with friends' it's guaranteed fun and we usually do quite well, even with minimal voice chat. People are actually just fucking shit at video games. I don't even understand how they manage to have fun when they're so fucking bad.

How do they enjoy games or having gaming as a hobby when they're just so fucking shit at the games they play? Why not just go watch pro wrestling or something instead?

if youre over 50% expect to get more and more retarded teammates until you cant carry
if youre under 50% expect there to be a bunch of idiots on the enemy team that you could probably take on with one semi competent teammate backing you up. its not real matchmaking at all, it doesnt even bother to find people around your skill level it just juggles dumbasses

I can understand being shit at a game when you first start. But after the, I dunno, 10-20 hour playtime that's needed to reach halfway up the rankings, they should -at least- be able to move and shoot, or understand that standing on the objective is how you win.

It's even more annoying when you have a sniper perched across from the objective, you've cleared it, gotten killed by Junkrats martyrdom with only a few seconds to spare, and they just stand there like retards. Or worse, when you've cleared a bunch a turrets leaving the objective unprotected (as a tank, who is bad at clearing turrets) and then the DPS guys just stand in the middle of the road with their heads up their asses instead of picking off the enemy team on top of the objective.

It should be an instinct. Kill enemies, capture objectives, win. Even someone just charging the objective with no regard to their safety would be more useful than some of the scrubs I've played with.


I completely agree with you. These people would have more fun doing something more passive, considering how passive they are themselves.

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i was in a game with this reinhardt who just saw everything as a nail. as soon as he saw anything he would charge it and start swinging. he was stupid but at this point id rather have him whos willing to cause chaos and give the team an opening than the one asshole in every game who picks genji and cries about not being healed when torb shows him the business.

yes, i wanna say 4 out of every 5 players, if not more, are clinically retarded.


It seems like 90% of the time, if there is any possible bad decision to be made, that's the one my teammates make, consistently and nonstop. It's not simply a mistake here or there, it's repeatedly doing the wrong things over and over and over and never learning or changing tactics.

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Are you telling me you werent expecting this?

i keep getting mercies who pocket one guy all game and never use their ult.
i just know its someones girlfriend

correct, and those two people are always extremely bad.

i would never want my girlfriend to play online vidya with me. i play to win. sure, i play "to have fun" but the fucking fun comes from winning, or at the very least, a very close match. I don't mind losing as long as my team is competent and does relatively well; if we do all the right things and still lose, the other team was just better, no big deal. Losing expressly because my team is composed of lobotomized apes is fucking enraging, and winning because the enemy team is composed of the same is a hollow victory at best, and not satisfying whatsoever.

I would never try to include my girlfriend in that because i simply know that she wouldn't be up to snuff, and my competitive side would flare up too much from her not doing well. We can do other shit to maintain our relationship, or play non-competitive vidya, but not shit like this. I can just imagine the kind of horrendous faggots that try to play this shit with their gf; they don't mind it because they both suck dick equally hard.

I've finally given up on playing solo and only play if i can get a premade of people who actually want to play comp overwatch, haven't lost a game since.

I use Reinhardt as my main tank. I have this personal rule where I use him like a boulder being pushed. Shield your allies, hold the objective, charge a group of enemies to make them scatter assuming your team is in position to take advantage of it.

He's not even hard to work out. His skills are literally:


Most of the heroes can be worked out pretty similarly if people would just look at what the character was made for.

Extra points when they pick Winston

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Should I buy overwatch?

quit lol

Absolutely, dont listen to the salty poorfags.
Fuck those losers

At this point there's no shortage of gameplay footage and reviews. There's plenty for you to look at to see if you'll enjoy it

idk I'm split

i'm great with zenyatta
he actually takes skill to use and i can fight the uphill battle required to get potg
stay mad :^)

see
but i guess youve done that and you just want opinions? id say wait a bit to see how things develop.

ok bruv good luck with ranked lol


already addressed, custom lobbies + ranked are 60


yes

if playing the meta is cancer, yes

by not listening to pubs bitching about things they have no idea about

I would recommend it, don't get the 60$ version though. It is casual fun that still maintains a skill ceiling. Keep in mind it has a low tick rate so sometimes your deaths are bullshit and teammates can be frustration. If you have friends to play with most definitely, if you dont have patience then no because you will get angry.

Sauce on this?

They didnt say ranked, they said competitive.

i might have if i could actually stand playing bastion. what an adorable skin.

blizz has said it themselves
why the fuck they wouldn't make everything 60, i don't know.
just to clarify though, all the servers are 60 tick no matter what. the client is also 60 tick for ranked/competitive/whatever the fuck they called it, but it's 20.8 tick for quick play. why, i have no fucking idea.

i wonder how much extra bandwidth the play of the game and kill cam use up.

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What game should I get instead then, I havent played any games released in the past seven years.

If you want to see how Blizzard handles a competitive team game look at HOTS

No LAN play
Modifiable client side data
No private servers
Low input speed
No community created maps or rulesets

Best you can hope for is a $60 expansion in a year with some new characters, skins, maps, voicepacks etc…

Have fun morons

So basically doturd.

one way heroics, if youre in to roguelikes
or if you wanna shoot the shit out of shit check out the serious sams

Except even doturd has custom map and mode support.

so doturd minus shit like -sh and -wtf that only faggots played

All future content is supposed to be free.

Blizzard says many things

there are faggot modes actually. they are on a rotation. i remember seeing a low cooldown high hp mode and hanzo-genji only - final destination.

Man I'd have bought it instantly if it was like $20.

I reckon it's available for a similar price on key selling sites, though obviously those aren't always the most reliable. Best to do your research first on that.

When buffed by Mercy D.Va started to actually feel like a tank.

Another, more fun way would be if her primary fire would be able to knock off larger projectiles. Sort of like a lesser, more unreliable version of defense matrix. Stacking too many buffs in one patch would be a bad idea though.

she's 11?

i find dva's character to be pretty annoying, although i like her as a tank gameplay-mechanics wise. i think it's the whole in-your-face arrogant smugness, like the character puts herself on a pedestal, mixed with the whole super cringey normalfag facebook meme spouting faggotry (like saying "winky face" and "el oh el"). It doesn't matter if it's supposed to be ironic, it's fucking cancerous and retarded and is yet another example of blizzard obviously trying to cater to the lowest common denominator.

that aside, that pic is adorable. especially how you can see her tits being squeezed together under the spandex

also has blizzard mention when they're going to release the ranked/competitive whatever mode?

I think it's less a case of pandering and more that they got her character spot on. Just consider her name, that's what she is, a deva. She's a celebrity girl gamer with absolutely everything that comes from all of it.

You SHOULD hate her, even without all the gaming bullshit just living up to that name should be enough.

I can't decide whether to buy or not

roadhog….longer Cd on his hook or no?

personally, i think 6s is way too short. 8 or 9 would be better. baiting a hook does nothing with a 6s CD.

why has tumblr made D.Va some fucking umaru dorito huffing blob?
I dont even get this maymay but the garbage I keep seeing from tumblr pop up with her in really turning me off her

and thats not fair because she is breddy fun to play

Why are you going on tumblr?

how hard is the hook to hit? ive not played him but I see about 95% of hooks hit

I'm not
I'm on twitter and that shit keeps popping into my feed

what a faggot

>>>Holla Forums

are you a tumblr?

I'm sure tumblr would use the word faggot

unless you are a fagkin
you fucking weenie

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I'm surprised he even knew he could shoot icicles but he should've stuck with the spray considering he never once landed an icicle on anyone.

Were you expecting something different?

i actually like that about her but i know they could have done a better job with it.
as far as XD GAMER meme spouting jailbait i think gaige from borderlands 2 had better lines and thats written by fucking burch.
shes wonderfully obnoxious but lacks any humorous lines.


it is a very powerful move, but its his only way of actually getting good use of his weapon, he lacks any real mobility to get into point blank range aside from a shielding reinhardt or cocky dva and the alt fire can delete somebody but its also easy to juke with a small clip and lengthy reload.
if he does miss his hook then take the opportunity to tear in to him. heres the thing about tanks without shields, theyre walking ult batteries, its very easy to do a ton of damage to an exposed pathpig or dva and just gain charge.
i played against a woody recently who didnt outright obliterate me while i was healing and only in the middle of the animation did i realize he was just letting me fatten up for more ult-bacon.


its one of the easier projectiles to land but against competent players youll have to corral them. you cant just throw it out and get someone whos paying full attention to you, which has a lot to do with how hes played.
if someones terrified of you and backpedaling while taking pot shots at you, youre doing your job as a part time tank.

thats the forced 50% win rate 'matchmaking' at work. thanks to the walls, theres probably nothing worse to have on your team than a mei like that.

Should I buy overwatch?

is this the birth of a new ebig meme?

thanfully idiots seem to avoid mei
I see the most useless idiots go reinhardt and just stand at choke points with the shield up and die and continue to do this the entire game then bitch about nobody doing anything

I think the problem is less the grab but more the fact if you get grabbed you ded
I dont think you can use meis block or DVas shield untill you stop moving

Your abilities "unlock" at the exact same time that roadhogs do, but because of the way the netcode works he gets priority over defensive abilities like that.

Offensive abilities on the other hand can work, but it's latency dependent. Lucio's right click works most of the time, Pharah's E occasionally works. Honestly I'm not sure whether the roadhog needs to have more or less lag for either of them.

Or it could be that the roadhog is just slow with the trigger, because the hook will frequently position the target in the wrong spot, A little too far to the left and that shotgun blast won't kill like it's supposed to.

The hook stuns you long enough that he can shoot you before you can do anything unless you were grabbed at about the maximum length of his hook.

I don't know but this reminds me of this guy's work

is that a yes or a no

well of course, if he couldnt kill what he hooked himself then he would need a complete redesign along with a core mechanic change of fatasses like him not giving as much ult charge.
well, if it does ever get nerfed i hope it comes with bug fixes.

sure I'm enjoying it enough to recommend it
if you got the cash and not anything else you wanna buy

It's not a moba, but the gameplay qualities it possesses are very similar to one.

1. If you play Mercy or McCree, you're always going to fit into your niche, just as you would if you played Tanky Fuck #3 from LoL. In a game like LoL, you can be either a DPS build or a Lifesteal build, that's all. You're still a tank, you're still soaking up damage. You're not sneaking around and killing from the shadows, that's Lanky Fuck #7's job.

In a similar sense, you play to your character's strengths in Overwatch as you do in a MOBA. Play outside those strengths and you're doing nobody any favors. If you're mercy, heal, since your fucking Nerf gun won't do shit. If you're McCree, pick off weaker targets until it's HIGH NOON then blast their team. If you see your counter, run and get behind a teammate who can counter him. This leads to the second issue with the gameplay.

2. If you want to play someone like Road hog, and the other Team has a Reaper out for blood, specifically yours, you're gonna keep getting killed over and over until you switch to his counter, or someone else. Assuming you gop for revenge and counter pick, he gets killed a few times, then chooses your counter.

This is fine, unless you really wanted to play Road Hog, or if you're not good as anyone else. Then you're just stuck in a loop of "Fuck, another Reaper? I really wanted to play Road Hog". You need to either find the counter to cheap tactics, or git gud against a character you're not supposed to be up against.

The reason people compare Overwatch to MOBAs is because your character is limited to what blissard originally intended. Mercy always heals, Reaper always sneaks. This makes the game hugely different from something like TF2, since people like to compare it to that.In TF2, you have just 9 classes, but they can be edited in gameplay styles via loadout swaps. Playing Heavy? With the base loadout, you're a slow moving, high health, high burst/dps character. But with the Sandvich and the gru, you lose your burst damage abilities and trade it in for self-healing and faster movement speed, ata cost. This means if you on\t have a medic or someone running Mad Milk, you can still outlast most targets in a drawn out fight.

Playing Scout? Running base loadout, you're a fast moving, burst damage, hard-to-hit character. Switch the scattergun for the FaN and your bat for the FoW, and now you're a speedy assassin build. you can't do that shit in overwatch, just like you can't do that shit in MOBA games. If you're a tank, you're a tank, that's it. There is no adapting to the other team other than switching characters. If you want to play a game based on team building and counter picking, Play Overwatch or a MOBA. If you want to play a game based on adaptive play, choose something else.

L O L

Come up with something more creative.

sent :^)

Vanilla TF2 is an ASSFAGGOTS, holy shit.

Depends I guess. It's really a question of "will I enjoy it?" and for how long?

I find it pretty fun mostly because it isn't immediately clear how to be good at it, since the game is not that focused on "being a good shot" and much more focused on knowing where you should be, what you should be doing, and working with your team. Some maps I have down to a science and can almost win by myself (Illos), other maps I might as well be afk since I seem to do nothing on (Dorado). Still trying to figure them out.

Also: friends or no friends? If you have friends who are good at the game, it's way more fun. Notice I say "if they are good". Some of my friends are terrible at the game, and it becomes far more enjoyable to do randoms since at least then the enemy team doesn't also have a pre-made of really good players while my team is balanced for my pre-made but with terrible players.

I use the "dollar per hour" ratio of how worth a game is if it isn't a supreme experience (I did not get a dollar per hour out of MGS2, but I found it extremely worth the price I paid for it). And for overwatch I am quickly getting close to it for the 40 dollar price point.

How much are they paying you per post to shit on the game? You just, literally, copy and pasted a post you made earlier. Do they issue you these post or are you paid a bonus when you make them up?

i hope this is going to be the OP format for overwatch threads if this cyclical is ever dropped

I didnt make it thought

I had like 80% winrate during open beta.

I also haven't bought any game in the past six years because I usuallyy don't find modern games fun.

I don't know..

does symmetra poo in the loo?

I like how Overwatch just came out and it already feels dated as fuck because it's been non-stop blitz marketing since day 1

I assume you are tight on cash or something? Because otherwise it seems fairly clear. You enjoy a game, it's worth buying so you can continue to enjoy it.

If you don't enjoy it, don't buy it.

And the memes

SOOOOOOOOOO many memes! so fast!

it's..it's almost like companies hire people to have a bunch of memes created and ready to go as soon as the game launches!

yeah! pre-boxed communities! the final commericial frontier :)

Thanks for telling us in the overwatch thread faggot, we really care.

btw what's that thing attacking wraithlords.

Symmetra has produced hard light toilets for everyone but she and all the other Pajeets still use the designated shitting street.

I don't know if I'll enjoy it after buying it that's the t hing.

Nah, she might be indian, but she comes from a universe where everything is better. Also she's a pretty blatant perfectionist and probably wouldn't be able to handle some random turd in the street. She'd end up building an entire god-damed bathroom instead.

Speaking of symetra, though, that whole "hurr durr she's autistic" thing is just bullshit right?

Astro-turfers came by to bump the thread with some canned in one line replies

shut the fuck up and chok on Overmarkets cock some more

No, her working as an indian tech support allowed her to build a toilet.

Nigger I just wanted to know if they really added an autist into the game, and make a joke about toilet turrets.

Here's your (You). Sorry we've been neglecting you.

I don't know what to tell you. This doesn't seem like it should be such an involved decision. It's more of a gut thing.


I guess there are some lines which hint at it in her comic. But it would make her an ass-burger at worst. There is nothing that even nods at this outside of the comic. Which means it might just be there because the writer felt like it.

It sounds like a load of bullshit to me.

No, sorry. but your post quality is a dead give-away that you are only here to do one thing and that make sure everyone knows about Cockwatch

so anytime the thread starts to get burried or even when dessenting opinions start to pile up. you get a cluster of 2-4 marketers that chime in with one line replies to each other


it's clear as day you fucking shill (that you should be fired from that job, seriously)

probably for diversity points but nothing is anything other than autistic retard self diagnosed idiots on tumblr speculating it and connecting dots

that said, woman tend to be less autism with autism than males
where males draw sonic OC and piss in plastic bottles, woman tend to get into Stem fields and not behave like some fucking other missing gender link tumblr retardkin with self diagnosed ass burger kings

Shhh, stop crying. It'll be okay. I have plenty of (You)s to spare.

As I explained the last time this came up, Overwatch just does the "loadouts" thing by making more characters instead. Instead of swapping weapons on a scout to go from hard to hit to assassin, you swap characters from Tracer to Genji. Same difference. Where TF2 added more guns, Overwatch will add more heroes, who happen to all have different guns.

You lose a little bit of granularity, you can't change just ONE weapon on a hero, you have to swap them all to a different preset, but that also allows for each set to be more unique rather than "little more damage little less speed same overall theme."

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Like some pandering to check off another thing in the diversity quota as an afterthought. I mean how many perfectionist characters have there been before?


Oh okay I get it now: you're retarded.

1 hero ban in ranked yes or no? I say yes because it means that you wont see the same shit every ranked match and you wont face some really retarded defensive unit comps

This thread needs more music

lmao have you ever seen a competitive game in your life

Shhh, little marketer. it's okay. Blizzard has load of pennies for you!

Bravo, Blizzard

you will see the same heroes
you will also see the same banned hero every game

banning a single character would not change any meta at all

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No. I hate bans so badly.

Also it won't change anything. You will just get the next most powerful loadout or the next most similar character.

This thread could be about anything and it'd be better than Overcocked

Even Fez, even Fez promotes more game discussion

Overmeme is cancer

Music is the cure

Oh, I get it. You're an undercover shill who pretends to shit on the game while saging but knows making a post that provokes responses will also bump the thread. Possibly even multiple times. Pretty clever. Have another (You). You want them so badly cos that's how Blizzard pays you.

that's how I know you're a paid normalfag

you can't hide your normal faggot shill self, can you?

can take the cat out of the jungle, but….

Agreed.

What do you listen to while playing Overmeme?

Let's drop the beat!

Might wanna watch those run-on sentences too, Pajeeb. most long-time Holla Forums users know at least basic sentence structure.

I'm with you, user. Let's keep this thread on the front page. It's obviously what you want.

i dont know but at least her tits arent that small

Pretty sure tumblr will label anything as autistic to make themselves feel better about their own autistic selves.

you're the only one bumping this thread.

so again, you obviously don't spend anytime here besides to market Cockmeme

Keeping digging that Blizzard sized whole you fucking wog

yeah, I really wish these eternal threads were stuck on page 10 where they'd be out of sight. I'm sick of seeing that weird goblin all the time.

Fuck off retard.

All I'm really asking for is a bit of tact and self-awareness from you fags, but I know I'm never going to get it.

Complain to whoever made the thread then and their dislike of the game and wouldn't give it a real image.

have we fallen so far that we cant have fun calling someone named symmetra of all things an autist?

He's being a spitefag, and doing things in the hope that it gets you mad.

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I don't mean in a joking way like we use here, I mean as a legit "Symetra is an autist" way.

Do the people spamming the thread know they are filtered? They aren't disrupting anything. Also it's a cyclical thread, sageing it isn't doing anything, it isn't a downvote.

Speaking of Symetra. Holy shit her left click seems to do tonnes of damage.

Oh shit. You've found me out. I've singlehandedly been making every nonsage post. What are you going to do about it?


That post generalized all class-based gameplay as MOBA gameplay and by its logic claims vanilla TF2 is a MOBA. Do you really believe this?
Also

Ah, hmm. Well, that won't work on me!

I'm always mad

mad about bad video games.

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Seem familiar? It should. Same concept, same panicked reaction when it reaches full bore.

The alternative is to do nothing and let it take over

just like what happened with cuckchan~

give them an inch, and they'll take a mile.

Yo, so listen up!

Heres the story about a little user

Who just likes to play some video games

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you this desperate to fit in outside of Reddit? There was zero ID confusion there.

The memories man, the memories.

So, when this shit thread is going to die?

And all day an all night he shitposts

Hopefully never
If I wanted 60 Overwatch threads Id browse halfchan

Who would ever mess with the defiant Serbs?

Cool. Then you'll be able to point out when I mentioned grinding or lanes or anything other than class based gameplay right? You won't. Be sure to provide a quality reply if you don't want to end up on my filter and then cry about how tumblr I am.

I actually wish every single Marketwatch poster on the entire internet were contained to this one single thread, so I can shit on them all at the same time.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Apparently it goes up the longer the beam is on someone/thing but who the hell plays aggressive symmetra?

I'm legitimately wondering if you're 15 year old.

SUMMERTIME SADNESS

No one, take your stupid ass vapid anti-question

and go fucking market your garbage casual hugbox TF2 clone

SOMEWHERE ELSE

so, literally the entire market install base for Under60tick?

Woah, dude.

Even a child could see I was speaking generally about the thread, just like you were when you mentioned the supposed refutation of criticism.
Wew, how very Reddit of you. Not even Tumblr acts like this.

Aggressive Symmetra is surprisingly effective since no one respects her damage and you can just jump around e e enemies like an asshole.

Aggressiveness in the right circumstance pays off. Catching someone squishy that's unaware, possibly occupied by a more naturally threatening teammate will quickly lead to a kill. it only takes a couple seconds to ramp up, and on characters like Genji who are just used to reflecting bullets suddenly not being able to do shit to you, they'll panic. Combine that with serpentine jumping so they can't keep a bead on you and it's ez kills, especially if you have your sentries assisting.

People do that, it's genuinely annoying because of how effective it is.

We sorry for taking down plane, we did not know thy were invisible

Strobe is way better.

Visiting Holla Forums after ~6 month absence and I'm not disapointed.

Overwatch is bretty good btw.

Do I look like I go to halfchan nigger?
I'm talking about here.

I'm kinda just surprised you didn't say I had shit taste for posting D5 in the first place

but , thanks~

I do like alot of his older stuff much better, truth be told.

Going to have to try actually growing a pair then. Does it go through shields like winston's lightning gun? Because I'd like to fuck a reinhard's shit up just once.


Yeah usually my strategy is "place a fuckton of turrets around and hope for the best" while spamming her alt-fire.

You should buy me it if it's so good imo

I just think you'd have to be retarded to think Blizzard would pay to shill in a cyclical thread that most of the board avoids.

Like, instead of blaming shills, you could just as easily complain about the average Holla Forums goer being more casual then they were in 2014/board quality decreasing. Like, you're literally just running around calling people in a cyclical thread on a small, hardly known imageboard actual paid marketers for a game. That just seems paranoid as fuck to me. Either that or you're just trying to stir shit up and I'm getting worked.

I was getting a lot of kills when we had the other team at one of the choke points. Even tanks died to my left click as I jumped around like a spastic since I don't need to aim.

And even a child could see I was directing my reply to someone who was there when the post he copied was refuted. Since your reply was not up to snuff, I'm afraid I'm going to filter you while you predictably cry about other websites just like every other shitposter in this thread.

man fuck it

I'll buy it after I get a new graphics card.

garfindle?!

I believe it does, go wild.

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Haphazard placement of turrets will just get them destroyed too easily. If you think they're frontline guards, they're not, especially when it's one shot to kill. Place them in spots where there'll be conflict, but out of sight, so if a scrap happens to move into their line of sight, suddenly your teammate has backup, or around health packs to pick off (or make an uneven trade) for enemies to grab them. The alt fire is great for discouraging progress through chokepoints though.

I'm going to save user some trouble: No, Symmetra's laser does NOT go through reinhart's or winston's shields, but it does build power on them. You have to go past it to start hurting them.

Fuck, webms don't upload?

buddy, i've heard it all, seen it all.

I'm just calling shills out where I see them.

And Overmarket is 20% video game, 20% loot crates and skins, and 60% blitzing every single media outlet possible in order to literally market this thing to my fucking pet Dog

ActiBlizz is doing anything it can to stay relevent and stay aflaot, what do those companies do the best?

Oh yeah, Flashy Advertisments

f*ck off.

this was meant for


this Cockstain right here

Her charged alt fire does go through their shields though

Well yeah, the orb does. But I figure nobody is going to run at someone charging the alt, so more likely he was speaking of the laser.

I'd wait a bit. Right now the game is a bit bare, and certain characters like Mei or McCree are in need of some readjustment. It'll probably go on sale soon enough anyways…probably.
of course the playerbase might be dead by then so…


Yeah that's kind of how I'd been placing them, hiding them in bushes or behind signs or other places where someone would walk by and get ambushed by them. I also have that one Caution spray for ironic purposes.

Here's your (you)
No one is actually this retarded, I refuse to believe it.

He's what got me into electronic music in the first place when I started listening to Raise Your Weapon and Strobe. He's got some decent songs but I hate how the really good ones like Strobe are album locked to shit like iTunes while the practically everything else in the album is mediocre. Kaskade is alright too.

Literally fishing for replies

Only cool kids get to upload webms

Yeah the left click when hitting a shield acts like your shooting at just air.

the one-line marketeers are back, right on time. as the bad opinions start to pile up

so they reply to each other with these anti-questions to simulate discourse

so sleeeaaaaaaaaazzzzyyyyyyyyy

Fuck my life.

CHECK THE ID'S FUCKING RETARD.

YOU WANT MORE THEN ONE LINE?

HERE ARE YOUR FUCKING LINES

Limnodynastes dorsalis is a frog species from the family Myobatrachidae. The informal names for this species are Western Banjo Frog, Pobblebonk, Sand frog and Bullfrog. It is one of the endemic amphibians of Western Australia. [1][2]

A large frog in the Myobatrachidae family, it has sturdy limbs and a head that is triangular. Females are up to 87 mm long, the males are no bigger than 75 mm. The frog is grey or brownish-olive coloured, with irregular blotches and marbling of a very dark or black colour. The markings are large on the upper surface and smaller at the legs and face. A wide and dark stripe appears across the eye and extends to the fore limb. The underside is pale, white or yellowish, and smooth. The upper surface is also smooth, or may be slightly warty. A large oval bump, the tibial gland, is located on the upper calf of the hind leg. The toes are very slightly webbed, the second toe is perhaps a little longer than the first. The groin area is reddish to bright red, this distinguishes the western species from the otherwise similar Limnodynastes dumerilii (Eastern Banjo frog).[1][3]

The call[4] is a made by males when they are almost submerged, or in dense vegetation, this is a loud 'plonk' or 'bonk' sound. This sound is similar to a plucked banjo string, and it is from this that the common names are derived. The 'explosive' sound of the frogs calling in unison is well known in the region.[1][5] The spawn produced after mating is located on still to slowly moving water, where it forms a large mass. This floats on the surface around grasses or other anchorages.[3]

If only you were cool enough to post Webms…

If it's bait than it's pretty fucking hilarious.

Well shit, nevermind.

Yeah I meant the laser.

I mean I know she's already got a shield, but I wish she could shield herself. Even for a support character she seems squishy. Like if a reaper farts in my direction I'm dead.

bad goy! bad goy!

papa Blizzy wont give you your 5 cents now!

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Overmeme sounds stupid when we also have Undermeme.


For what i have played balance wise i feel like there are 2-3 heroes that stomps on defence but only on defence and the rest are more on less balanced

She's as much as support as 76 is a healer. Yes, he can do that, but they both have other primary functions. She's more a defensive support than anything, you shouldn't be suprised to see an additional, actual healer on your team with her on the roster.

I know you're actually just shitposting, but come on, even your ironic persona would have to be actually braindead to think someone was serious while responding to someone they claimed thought was shitposting

while also posting a bait picture, knowing that they are responding to someone fishing for replies

If anything, you getting so many people to reply to you is just bumping the thread more than the people you're complaining about.

Marketwatch? although thats a Canuck show

Cockwatch

Overcocked

Overmarketed

Overshilled

so many choices man.

which makes me wonder where people get the funny idea shes a tank buster. 120 dps is only impressive on softer foes, its going to take quite a while to break reinhardts shield, and you have to be at a pretty close range.
and her kamehameha only does 125 damage at full charge. though i suppose being able to damage him at all through the shield is impressive.

Well if it's dead by then I can not buy and save money.

I vote Overshilled, fits perfectly.

Post YFW

Lmao you fucking faggot, might as well be theory crafting Farmville

I've taken on tanks before but with the support of my turrets and team. I seriously doubt she can 1v1 any of the tanks in this game.

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there's crossover somewhere and that terrifies me.


Yeah probably. Like I said just keep an eye on it. If the playerbase starts sinking they'll probably put it on sale eventually. I mean the only reason I have a copy is because a friend of mine was riding the hype train already, but decided to just buy and install it on my computer while I was at work.

120. Armor is a flat 5 damage reduction, but i'm just splitting hairs.

Good for small arms fire, not for large hits.

I have no face, I laughed it into orbit.

WEW LAD BLIZZDRONES ON DAMAGE CONTROL

Forgot to mention that if you're close enough to Reinhardt to use the LMB you might as well walk through his shield.

What's with the newfags that think there's somehow a problem with saging a cyclical? We don't want to bump the thread you stupid faggots, especially one that's been up for 13 days straight, jesus mods axe this shit already.

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They know the most they can do is try and pretend to be interested in a "game" that has no amount of depth or strategy

However, on cuckchan the marketing is MUCH more flaggerant, they can run roughshod over the mods and everything with impunity

It having been up for 13 days, you lot still keep coming back with near-autistic levels of devotion to your craft.

It honestly fills my heart with gladness, knowing that such passion still exists in our society.

Confirmed for end-game shill.

I just got off work you fucker let me enjoy my coffee and memes

It's the funniest shit to just stride past his shield as torbjorn and blast out his stupid metallic ankles with my shotgun. Sometimes I really don't think they expect such a small target to pass through it.

It darkens my soul to know such rampant shilling is in vidya

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Today

Reddit

yeah you could, he cant ignore that. but your team better be ready to unload on him or hes going to play golf with your head.


OMG LIKE WHAT IF THE SLIPSTREAM FIGHTER WAS CREATED BY GASTER IN ANOTHER DIMENSION AND HE WAS ACTUALLY TRACER AND THE OMNICS WERE DRIVEN MAD BY THE POWER OF THE CORE AND THATS WHY THEY REVOLTED AND THE PLAY OF THE GAME IS ACTUALLY AN INVENTION BY METTATON TO AUTOMATICALLY RECORD WHENEVER HE DOES SOMETHING WAESOME????????

NTR'D

Splatoon always gave me Jet Set vibes.

You've done the same, except you've been licking Blizzard's taint this whole time. Did you forget that this thread is for negative and positive?

Unless you're admitting to us that your shill campaign is this extreme?

please never do that again.

I'm actually going to get tired out from typing up all the bad points about Overshilled…

Disgusting.

Yeah I do the same. New players don't respect the midget's damage but his shotgun approaches bullshit levels

Have you ever wondered where your life would be if you put all of this effort into something productive?

Oh! and..how could I forgoet..seriously. I mean cm'on people it's the ONLY GOAL THAT MATTERS for Blizzard

MAKING IT INTO E-SPORTS, OH YEA BABY

OVERSHILLED IS GONNA BE OUR E-SPORTS MEAL TICKET, THEN WE CAN JUST DOUBLE DOWN ON ALL THAT SHIT

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Like you said this thread's been active for 13 days. Under normal circumstances that means that we would have hit bump limit several times over. And when someone spams a thread to death, usually they'd just make a new thread instead. So if this sort of behavior happened in normal circumstances it'd just make a fuckton of shitty overwatch threads instead of one containment thread.

The mods were prudent and nipped it all in the bud by locking up all of the discussion in one thread. If they outright banned discussion it'd become an MLP-tier nightmare where people would post it just to piss people off. I know because I used to shitpost with mlp reactions for exactly that reason.

sorry, buddy, but no matter how you look at it the containment thread is the best option

What does your ID have anything to do with my post?
Its quite obvious that you bought the game and didnt refund it

Lol, getting to choose between a walking spray-tan with a taxidermy for a haircut- a walking fucking meme

or loony psycho chick


or a dude with one foot in his grave already

No wonder you fucking simps eat up Overshilled…lol

See , pass "Go", do not collect $200

so riddle me this, as i'm genuinely curious:

the mods make this thread a cyclical as a containment thread, and delete all others on sight, both so it doesn't shit up the catalog and also reducing the likelihood of any actual shilling. by doing so, it keeps any actual discussion of the game in one place, it doesn't get in anyone's way, there aren't multiple threads going at once.

So my question is, or rather questions are: why are you here? why waste your time shitposting about a game you apparently hate and haven't ever played? assuming those other anons you were talking to were actually real shills here to shill the game, what does it matter? it's contained in this one thread, if they're actual shills blizz is probably wasting stupid amounts of money trying to get the MAYBE half dozen people you'd be able to grab from this thread to buy it. why do you want to sperg out so bad and shit up the thread so hard? i understand you hate the game, so fucking what? just ignore this thread and go about your usual routine, you're not accomplishing anything here. lastly, why won't you actually respond in good faith to any of these questions? is it because you're a faggot whose life is miserable and thinks something is such casual shit he simply can't stop himself from sperging like an autist and is so angry at the ineffectuality of his own shortcomings he demands to make everyone else miserable based on his own opinions?

these are the mysteries of our time.

on the other hand by making a cyclical it can be bumped forever. whereas a thread at the bump limit will fall to the shadow realm with fewer and fewer replies until the inevitable rebirth.

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But all of those have been refuted don't you know, this is why we see them sharing their refutes as often as we share our screencaps, right?

Leaving for a few hours doesn't make you a (1) I've seen you posting before faggot.

No, it fucking wouldn't because it's against the rules of the board.
Fuck off retard, these things are only good for launches. Momentum has gone down, and there's no reason to keep this thread up. The fags should be expected to make their general just like any other fucking game on here.

This is now a Squid colony.

Nowhere does that imply you haven't bought blizzard's new corporate-calcified shlocktacular. Can you not even read your own posts, fagbait?

Flip the coin, for a second.

can you imagine, what it's been like for -anyone- who has NO intention of buying OW? someone who has already done lots of research and knows without a shadow of a doubt they'll never buy that game?

it's been fucking hell you cunt, Theres Overwatch ads on fucking websites that don't even matter! have nothing to do with videogames!

It's being forced down my fucking throat when I don't want it, I can't avoid it and I'd rather eat concrete than play it.

So i'm going to shit on it, and say my view points on what I think is faulty with this product that's being passed off like the second coming of jesus christ

It works both ways you entitled cunt.

Also OW represents…well, everything going wrong with videogames in a nutshell.


buddy, if you arn't getting laid right this very fucking second as you type to me, then you're wasting time.

You realize that, by the nature of who these boards attract, it's possible that he is actually autistic.

Also he's a huehue, there might not be anything better for him to do than pace around on his dirt floors and get bonus points on entrance exams for being black.

what is the difference between a cyclical thread as opposed to having a general hit a bump limit, then die, then having another one get made? there is still one thread being bumped for the subject at whatever times. i'm not seeing the differentiation. both a cyclical and constantly remade generals after bumplimits are hit are effectively the same exact thing.

Stop being autistic and go play video games.

confirmed for not using adblock or a similar program

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Cyclical threads are infinite and cannot drop off based on interest or bump limits, which is contrary to the entire fucking point of a thread.

How new are you?

Hi Todd

Overwatch has 12 maps, and that's just at release. Or were you talking about some other game?

Almost all of my friends have bought it. At least I have a few who refuse to, and recognize how shallow it is. Even then you can feel the alienation.

anne.jpg gave me PTSD and is my trigger

Shalom.

Feels good.

>Even then you can feel the alienation.

It's odd, and seems to be a sign of the times. where if you don't just nod your head and swallow garbage you arn't accepted

well, that's fine with me.

For Overshill marketers- don't force feed people things they don't want, unless you're ready for a little vomit


I'm off to go play real videogames, peace.

the lack of a containment thread generally allows anons to be more upset as there might be multiple threads up. usually one general and a few bait threads

He'll be back, just you wait.

The difference is you can keep everyone who's autistic enough to sage a thread for 13 days straight filtered indefinitely.

That's the theoretical you. The 'you' in that statement refers to the people saging this thread, not the person that typed it, since the sentence started with "you will never be"
Try once more.

Yeah, a lot of people in my group bought it. A lot of them I want to say were just acquaintances, but at least one wasn't. We've all known each other for years.

i'm entitled to what, exactly, for telling you to ignore shit that you absolutely hate? also, your line of reasoning is absolutely fucking retarded. "waaaah i've seen so many ads for it everywhere you don't use adblocker, you fucking faggot? are you KIDDING me?! the fuck is wrong with you that it makes me mad and i'm gonna cry about it in an obscure area on the internet, this is totally justified! boohoo"

it's one single thread on one single board on one single website, and you're acting like you're a jew undergoing a shoah. give me a break.

you have more posts in this thread than any of us who actually play it or talk about it. you're downright pathetic, and i truly mean that.

my reason for being here is to talk about the game. your reason is nothing except "i saw lots of ads about it and im gonna bitch about it instead of acting like any rational adult and ignoring it like anyone else would."


nigga r u srs?
cyclical threads DO drop off with interest. if we all stopped posting right now, and no one posted after this one, the thread would die. explain to me how the fuck this thread doesn't die off with lack of interest. it's cyclical, not stickied.

of course

Mark gets paid for one and not for the other

The cyclical is kept to keep it in one thread you idiots. The other option (other than giving into the tasteless hoards) is to just ban discussion of the game. And where would the fun be in that?

I think the term is "ambiguous you", for future reference.


Why don't you ignore them? I just filtered them and the thread is all nice and neat now.

Hi Tumblr, heres a non triggering song

No. The cyclical is made to keep ALL of it in a single thread. To prevent half the catalog being "ironic" shitpost about the game, like what happened with Fallout 4 and Doom 4.


What happenned to the cyclical thread of Doom 4?
Oh, that's right… It dropped off the board because there was no interest in discussing it (which is more related to Denuvo than the quality of the game, actually)


By talking about the game in the only thread allowed for it? You're pretty much walking into McDonalds and complaining there's burgers here…
None of us has anything to do with whatever ads you see online or IRL. Take it to the ads companies or your own inability to use ad blocker. I haven't seen a single ad for the game ever since I don't visit shitty sites or take off the adblocker.

Only time I see anything about the game is when I go look for it, and I bet you faggots are the same but you go look for it just so you can be butthurt about it. If it bothered you this much, you wouldn't come to this thread.

most of the time i do ignore them, so much so that i normally don't bother to filter because i skip right past them already. sometimes though i get annoyed and have the overwhelming urge to ask direct questions to their face, attempting to logically back them into a corner in order to get them to explain why they insist on being such retarded fucking faggots.

i do it mostly for my own amusement, which is good, because most of the time they do what you would expect: they don't address the issues, they deflect, ad hom, dodge the actual questions, or pretend they never saw your post, etc. most of the time they don't have good, solid, logical answers (like you see the response i got above about ads) and they know it, they simply don't care and want to continue on shitposting simply because they're super fucking angry about something or other and take it out on shit they don't like.

Fair enough.

I try not to respond because I sometimes think that I may actually be responding to an autistic child, and I feel bad later thinking I burned into a retard (or whatever the term is these days).

Not unlike you, who pretends he's a (1) because he's been gone for a few hours.

You make a good point, but "interest" can never actually die off if the thread can be permabumped for spiters. I just think you people are scared they would be dubstomped into oblivion.

Oh how cute, I filtered you days ago too. Cept I don't pretend you don't exist like a Tumblrite.

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i wonder if we will see doom 4 threads once modding gets underway. they arent doing paid mods for that, are they?

Obviously arguing with shitposters is more fun than playing this shit game, user. Keep doing it, that way you can see how bad the game is that being here amuses you more and end up asking for a refund.

It's for your own good. These anons are doing it not only for them, but for you.

I don't personally have a problem with this thread existing. I just drop by every now and then to remind reddit that this is their allotment, and to stay in it.


Thanks, I'll remember that.

Based

That's retarded. If there's interest, as soon as the thread hits the bump limit someone starts a new one. It's how many other threads work and there's even an "unofficial rule" about not creating a new thread before yours hits the bump limit and page 15.

Dumbstoping does nothing but accelerate the process, but as long as there's interest, there will be threads. That's why this one is still up but Doom 4 isn't.


Supposelly, no. But don't count on it while Denuvo isn't cracked. Denuvo kills discussion and interest in any game.

They might. It's Bethesda and even pre-Bethesda id wasn't above jewing. Check out the DOOM master levels collection or whatever it was called.

What a surprise.


Oh, almost forgot that it's a Bethesda game. It's gonna have mod support 200% sure, since otherwise it's unplayable.

Not like I chose to live in this shit stain libcuck state.

When has Bethesda/Zenimax allowed modding outside Game Studios you continental normalfag?

How new are you?

The guy is from Poortugal user, its not much better, believe me, I live there.

Just like the Evil Within, TNW and Dishonored, right?

How's the country doing?
I bet that Spain is even doing worse at the moment.

Oh shit I forgot those were Bethesda games.

Bethesda published, not developed. Doom is published by them, developed by id.

Doesn't matter when the control everything.

What's Fallout 3, New Vegas, 4, Oblivion, Morrowind, Skyrim?


Terrible, but somehow spain is worse.
It's just the good old mediterranean mentality screwing us.

Are tools even out yet?

Yeah, and it's hilarious. Apparently consoles are lacking some DLL library that allows many mods to work so modders aren't porting their mods there.
Console peasants are butt blasted about this because they think you just have to tick a box and make the mod work there, some even re-upload the mod but for consoles (stealing it from it's creator) and end up breaking savegames for everyone.

Modders are even considering requiring the Script Extender as a soft DRM so console peasants stop being so stupid.

Spain is doing like shit due to corruption from the political parties of always.
Our only hope to stop the corrupt is a damn communist party. That shoult tell you how desperate this country is. And I intend to vote for the commies

You know, 60% of young people on my country is unemployed due to how shit the government is.

Yeah, console mods as well 2GB limit and being stolen by Redditors from the Nexus, which is also being spammed by console kiddies, and taking credit for them.
Fuck them all


They are Bethesda Game Studios games, like I pointed out you retarded mix raced muslim.

WEW LAD

why do they care what horrors they inflict upon their 400 dollar multi arcade machines?

I wouldn't be surprised if this results in more shit like, "mods are crap PC virgins, they don't even work on my underpowered proprietary piece of shit"

All the right wingers are controlled by kikes here too.
They tried to sell every single governmment owned company that gave them money, so they wouldnt rise taxes, that competed with globalist ones to the private sector.

When the commies are less corrupt than the so called "nationalists" you know you're fucked.

Because console peasants get the equivalent to booltleg mods and when they break they go to the official page of the mod and downvote it for being broken.

Even our suppossed left is corrupted man, that is why our only hope are the commies.
All the media is bullying them with "b-but they're commies" with no real counter argument. 24/7 is ad hominems and scaring people that the commies will eat babies.

See how that works out in a few years.

Some people, man.

You're missing the point. Communism will of course never work, but if it's the best hope we have, think how just how bad the oposition must be like…
Besides, best political system is to keep switching between left and right every 8 years. Prevents them from screwing the country too much their way.

Yeah, but never extreme forms of left and right.

you really do seem super buttfrustrated, bruv.

I don't even have a third the number of your posts. What were you saying about projecting?

if that were true, you wouldn't have been able to make that comment, because you're obviously replying to something he said. if you filter someone, stick to it, especially in a cyclical. I'll act as a role model for you, I promise I'll filter you and never remove it. :^)


that's going to bite you real hard in the ass in a few years. weimar germany, russia under lenin and stalin, and china under mao are good places to look to find out why.

You say they never give reasons, but if you haven't yet, I'd suggest you watch Yuri. Think his last name is Besmenov.

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Don't even have to go back to find leftist failures. Just look at the 'socialist utopia' known as Venezuela today.

Why are so many commies fucking SJWeebs
I get most of them are just rich kids with zero hardships
But god its like every sjweeb is also a fucking commie

"but they didn't do communism right!"

Only reason china is doing so well is because of capitalism

This can't be real. How is Spain this pozzed?

It's funny that they'll always use that response but never have an answer to how leftist countries always end up collapsing or resorting to centralized state capitalism making them worse off than before.

Is this your first time seeing red text shitposting? Lurk moar faggot, shit like that is done for shits and giggles.
I meant to the people you are supposedly amused by you stupid faggots, holy shit.
Did you even read the quoted text? No of course you didn't, you're trying to make this about a totally different thing because you're actually this retarded.
I only filter people to keep track of the shills and blizzcucks, I'm not a pussy faggot that does it to ignore what they're saying like you are. How many times do I need to repeat this?
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You niggers are not here.
You guys don't know the pain of this country.
You don't know the situation.

When I tell you that the fucking communist parties are fucking better, is because they're fucking better. That is how fucking bad the situation is, it doesn't matter if you tell me "lol it will bite you back in the ass", I don't give a flying fuck. Why? Because I'm getting anally ravaged daily by the government that we had for many fucking years.

If the commies will bite us back, I prefer a fucking bite than this anal rape.


It isn't. This picture is just right wing propaganda, typical Holla Forums shit.
The country is fucked, not because of refugees. It's how the fuckers let the refugees in without control.

Refugees should be welcomed if they are truly getting away from war, the problem here, is that they just fucking lie and only 1/4 are actually honest people trying to survive and 3/4 are just dickheads trying to fuck everything up.
The actual government (right wing) use this on pourpose as an excuse to keep being at charge to demonize someone else besides them, since they have been destroying families and business like it's nothing with their corruption.

Progressives and knowing literally nothing about foreigners
portugalresident.com/refugees-don’t-want-to-come-to-portugal

Sounds like you people need a revolution more than anything.
Being out of control just exacerbates the issue

Watch them add a Star and Crescent and justifying it by saying its its educational and has historical value.

Commies are just as bad as the NatSocs.

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i mean, if you wanted to derail the thread i could have told you that politics, piracy, and pedophilia are how you do it.

because it's the same thing, how do you not understand that?
jews made communism and marxism
SJWs and political correctness are the result of indoctrination of marxism and the product of authoritarian brainwashing/demoralization

asking why SJWs are communists is like asking why mcdonald's regulars are obese.


guess you need to reread my post, the filter isn't coming off. by your own admission earlier, you're just shitposting, and you're obviously not discussing the game, which is the thread's purpose; therefore, filter. I'm sure you're going to cry about that and rationalize it as me wanting a safespace or some other bullshit even though we both agree you're shitposting and have nothing to contribute to thread topic. I'm sure that doesn't make you a hypocrite, right? I can pretend you're trying to make a safespace for filtering whoever you decided to filter as well, and it doesn't fucking matter what your reasons for filtering are, i can just say "safespace faggot" and it works exactly the same way against you as it does against me.


this sounds suspiciously like you already have communists in power. They simply don't call themselves that. The "communist party" you speak of is likely the same thing, only officially named as communist and holding different people with the same ideology. There is also the possibility that the people currently in power have been driving your country into the ground for decades intentionally so that they could explicitly bring in the communist party as a knight in shining armor that the people will accept with open arms. I get that everything is shit, but even with the limited amount of information you're giving me, i sense a pattern i've seen lain out for me many times before. If I were you, I'd take some of my free time to look into the controlling organizations of your country, like media and banks, find out who runs them, what their ideologies and goals are. The whole "throw open the borders to refugees" is exactly one of their plans to destabilize a country to make it easier for a total oppression of the people.

There is some seriously suspicious fuckery going on in your political system, don't take any of that shit at face value, especially not from news media.

K

Wow and blizzard wants to make this an esport

I feel like I just went on a journey

Being raped by doubting your position in society or complaining about something you found unjust sure was fun.

Nah, everything was perfect, no need to complain.

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one day some aspiring soul might make an 8 mb continuation.

Partially, in that one post, but good job cherry picking. When you shut down all negative discussion of the game as "shitposting" then that's all you're going to get in return anyway.
Being liberal with that one line pertaining to one post aren't yah. Shitposting about a bad game isn't bad either, especially when what you actually have to say is true and had more to add to the thread than not. The most you can get at me for is off topic posting about music, but I'm saging anyway so it doesn't matter.
You can PRETEND, all you want user. You're still livid, anyone can see.
Yeah, you could, but it doesn't work that way so you'd look like a retard.

Kill yourself.

It's someone claiming communism is a "better option". They are already brainwashed.

Inb4 MUH HOLOCAUST

Chavez gave the Spanish communist party a shitload of money and only one guy took the fall and got kicked out cos he was the only one responsible amirite? They're really not that different from the other parties aside from having popular support.

NatSoc faggots are embarrassingly retarded.

you dont have to be a nazi to despise jews and jewish practices

yeah i already had that thought, but you never know. maybe there's a chance he isn't and he'll actually go down the rabbit hole. maybe not.

IN OTHER NEWS
they really, desperately need to buff Zen. I don't understand how he made it through beta and/or internal QA to reach his current state. He's so goddamn squishy and yet he has no fucking mobility or anything else to compensate for it. At the very least, he needs another 50 health, OR some kind of better mobility. Tracer is made like glass too, but she can move in and out of combat like nothing; her whole gimmick is not getting hit in the first place, and rewinding time even if she does. With Zen, you're a very soft, slow moving target, and snipers can instakill you from a fucking shot to the toes. It's ridiculous. There's nothing about Zen's skillset that compensates for his ridiculous vulnerability.

It's not about which ideology you think best serves your country and which you think harms it the most.
It's about what identity looks more self-righteous and provides you with the easiest enemies to fight so your life looks like it has some purpose.

Tracer's meant to fight alone in the enemy backfield where Zenyatta stays with his team.
He does need to be rebalanced, though. He's outclassed by every other support in the game.

Explain Furries then fuckass.

But why when life gives you tons of free enemies already?

Fursecution affords them plenty of enemies, all labeled bigots.
And they think the "love" they share gives their life purpose.
And furries aren't a political stance, anyway.


Because coming up with ways to improve life is harder than coming up with ways to attack others. Which is why SJWs all agree it's time to kill the white cisgender male and NatSocs all agree it's time to kill the niggers\jews, but neither will explain how that improves things.

The PS4 port is pretty fuckin good

Go cuck yourself somewhere else

If all niggers were to disappear tomorrow, I guarantee a lot of amazing things would happen. Particularly when it comes to crime and rape percentages and bogus "civil rights" leftist circle jerk groups.

But the process of systematically eliminating them wouldn't, it would be a horrible process and we'd lose good people in the process too.

My brother plays on PS4, it's kind of funny to watch his games since people pull of shit that would never work on the PC version where everyone can actually look around quickly.

Why would you get it on PS4?

Wouldn't solve SJW fags fighting for bogus causes, promiscuity, gynocentric laws, greedy corporations, reality shows, unemployment, country bankrupcies and many other problems. All of these are much harder and important to solve but since they take effort, let's instead get a few ropes and go hang some niggers.

Aggressive Symmetra is surprisingly great.
Toblerone is fucking amazing and I think Zarya is one of the most effective characters in the game besides Lucio and Mei.

Considerably less ammo for their causes, you'd probably only be hearing shit about spics if niggers weren't around.
Considerable number of that audience reduced, but you're right. Fags will be fags and neets will be neets.

Don't know what listing problems unrelated to niggers means though. One wouldn't want them gone to stop greedy corps, they would want them gone for the crime and damage they do to the country.

I can't exactly figure out what zen is supposed to do. He seems to be a sort of anti-tank sorta support.

His health is so low though.

How does it even work on the PS4? There are so many things that seem like they would be unbalanced as fuck simply because you can't look or aim quickly.


Zarya is a big time sleeper. As more people realize what she can do, she's going to start dominating. I am not that good with her, but I am starting to run into her more, and she is a legitimate problem. Especially when she gets clever. She combos brutally well with reaper, throw a shield on him as he runs right into a group and face-shots someone for the instant kill, then slides away. Same with his ultimate.

Toblerone is my best character, I'm winning over 70% with him. He's an absolute monster. I won't be surprised if he gets nerfed, honestly.

When has that stopped them? Their entire point is to fabricate ammo for their fights, not actually fighting them.

I'm just saying that supporting an entire ideology because it solves a very minor problem (yes, niggers and jews are minor) is retarded. It's precisely the same as picking communism to save your country because of some problem you have with corporations. It ends up fucking you much harder later and solves very little problems while introducing many of it's own.


Zenyatta is pretty cool. I play him because nobody ever picks support but they still suck at getting kills, somehow. Meanwhile I can dish out heals and damage so fast I'm like the only one playing the game at any time.

He really needs to stay back and near cover because of his shields. They start regenerating after 3 seconds and they regenerate really fast, so you can take some pot shots at you, go for cover and pop later. His Discord Orb is great, good players will hide for 3 seconds to shake it off (but that's getting them off the point) while bad players won't and you can see them through walls running to your charging balls. If someone spots you, especially Widow's, you gotta move somewhere else because you don't have a chance against them, but if you stick with your team, especially behind a Reinhart, it's kills all day erryday.

Y'know, Paco, you aren't so bad after all. You're still getting your spot in the zyklon hotbox due to your taste for cock, but I got a little bit of respect left for you for your awareness.

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lfg

For all the mei fans out there

Zé is the default name for portuguese, people use that since I know english people love to post ´ and ~. It also works both for portuguese and fake portuguese people.


Her turrets do piss damage and their most interesting benefit is the slow.

Because of this, you should put several of them together in unexpected places but also somewhere where you can get in close range and murder someone.

One turret alone doesn't do much but 2 make people panic, giving you an opening to murder them.
They are also great to cover side routes instead of the main route or places where medikits are. This way you prevent squishy flankers from flanking your team and kill people low on health. Try to stick near them as they either focus you or your turrets but in either case they die.

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How terrifying.

Half of the country was not invaded. Maybe there's a connection here…
The biggest crime they committed was failing and letting France become what it is today and for that they deserve all the hate they get.

The Vichy Government was a puppet, they still had full and final say.
The Russians were worse than the Germans during those years.
Try triggering a war that killed millions of people and attempting to conquer Europe.

please explain, you cant just say something so crazy and not tell us more about it

Coordinating ults with team mates over voice is pretty fun.

so how many times have you said something 'toxic' as tracer ah, you played a really good dva, shame shes kind of garbage and had someone else butt in and say "dont listen to anything a tracer main has to say"?
im up to 2, i dont main tracer either i just did pretty alright those rounds. i have no idea if it was the same guy. is there a secret "tracer players are assholes" meme going around?

That's debatable

No, Tracer players are just assholes.

no way im a total sweetie

Tracer's playstyle is built around being a complete fucking asshole. Get in the backfield and bully prime targets.
Fuck Tracer.

well what am i supposed to do, conga with them? being a piece of shit is just part of dealing with opponents.
everyone from reinhardt to widowmaker is better played as an asshole.

Fuck you, asshole. This is a furry vore ERP server. Play by the rules or get banned.

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Anyone have the song version of this?

I blame consoleshitters.

That's exactly the problem. Zen's offense is wonderful, especially if you have a good enough team and/or voice chat to use Discord on a specific target and get the team to focus them down, then your target just melts instantly. I get plenty of kills with Zen, as long as I take care to try and hang back behind my team.

The problem is that Zen doesn't have a niche and he doesn't have anything to make up for his shortcoming. If you want dps, you have better picks. If you want healing, you DEFINITELY have better picks. If you want mobility or health, why the fuck would you pick Zen, who has neither? You can't make a character easy to hit AND fragile, that equates to a million almost unavoidable deaths and makes anything the character can do almost pointless since you're spending more time respawning than most people. Zen's worst enemy are widowmakers or hanzo spammers: between the body shot = kill and the fact that the hitboxes are fucking stupid, you get slaughtered far too easily.

Zen does best when 1) you have a team that doesn't fold like paper and 2) you have another healer on the team. Zen cannot heal the team on his own, it simply takes too long and he can't out-heal most damage unless he uses his ult. Using Zen effectively also revolved ENTIRELY around your team not sucking; because he's so slow and so weak, if half your team dies and/or your flank opens up, you're dead, even if you're trying to hang back. Zen can't even pocket heal because of his speed and health, trying to stick with someone causes him to overextend, and if his pocket heal target dies, Zen is as good as dead.

people just hate tracer because she's cheap as fuck. assuming you have at least a dozen brain cells knocking together, you can keep yourself from dying 99% of the time, and it's simply retarded. As long as you don't do something stupid like warp into the middle of the enemy team or run out of port charges in the wrong place, you can essentially harass and kill with absolute impunity, and it's bullshit.

Sure, she's fragile, but it doesn't matter. You port to an enemy (singled out, preferably), start shooting them. If you start losing the engagement, port away. If you're losing it quickly and suddenly dip into low health, rewind and THEN port away. Rinse and repeat. You don't even need to get any elims yourself, just piss people off so they try to kill you while your team mops them up. Oh, is your ult up? Wait for a Zarya ult or other tight cluster to form, throw it, then rewind or port. There's virtually no time for any enemies to dodge it, so you're guaranteed a kill as long as you dropped it relatively close to someone.

People hate her because there's absolutely zero risk to her. Widows can instakill her, which is good, because that probably won't happen too often. I'm not even sure what her hard counter is. Winston and Symmetra are heavily "tracer resistant" but they only kill her if Tracer sticks around, and you can't protect your team from her with those short range weapons. Maybe Genji acts as a soft counter, but that still requires a skilled Genji player versus a Tracer which is far too easy to play.

sage because i already posted

I find Tracer to be decently balanced. She doesn't hit hard and she can't get hit very hard. Like you said, her primary strength is mobility.
Even her ultimate doesn't hit very hard and has very little range.
Her guns have to reload fairly quickly for the amount of damage they put out and as far as I can tell she really can't kill anybody by emptying one full magazine in them. Seems to take at least two.

So she's made to do exactly that. Harass. Slip in, slip out. Slip around and back again.
Her guns might not hit hard but they have a decent range. Many people sort of forget this but you can use her to poke at people from a long way away. You're not doing a whole lot of damage but coupled with another team-mate it can get bad. Also, she's the best one to chase down anybody who's running for a health pack or trying to reposition.

She's not OP in any way because if caught off guard for just a second, or just outnumbered, she's done for.

The only time she's a problem is if the player is focusing on kills or something, which is already retarded in a game like Overwatch so she ends up being more of a problem for her actual team.

mcree is the hardest counter there is to her. flashbang > fan > move on to next target.

junkrat and pharah are soft counters. junkrat's bear trap disables rewind, and a single point blank mine will OHKO her at full life, assuming she has no other shield/armor buffs from a tor or symmetra. the aoe nature of junkrat's attacks also make it hard for her to operate in your area, since one errant grenade is all it takes to kill her, or at least force her to rewind prematurely.

pharah works for the same reasons, with her aoe and the knockback that comes with it disrupting tracer just as a matter of course.

but mcree is the hardest counter to her in terms of push button receive result.

I would say winston too. His gun doesn't need to be aimed so any time she's in the general range she's getting hurt.

wew would explain a lot

i disagree on the subject of her DPS. Her guns definitely aren't weak, and I've seen plenty of tracers shoot someone, port behind them, turn and shoot them again, kill them, move on to the next one, get 3 kills and then back off. Especially with how quickly her guns fire, spraying in the general direction of an enemy's head close up is more than enough to do tons of damage in a short amount of time.


do you mean that literally? does his gun zap behind him, or do you mean as long as he's looking in her general direction? I thought his tesla did damage in a 180 arc, but that's a guess on my part. If it's 360, that's just easy.

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What's the general consensus on this game here? I'm interested in a new team based FPS, since everything I love has died. I figure backing the Blizzard horse will at least guarantee an steady player count.

I have a few perceived problems though. I need to know how bad they are:
It looks a lot to me like there's little versatility in each character. They all have their exact niche and there's little mechanical depth to do much else with them. Is this the case, and does the ability to easily switch negate this.
Is it as bad as it seems?
This costs $70 in Australia. Which seems rather expensive given the limited amount of maps and gamemodes. Is it worth that much money?

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it is a 180 arc. but its range is such that unless the tracer is actively in retreat, you'll be hitting her as long as you're looking at her. which is just spinning the mouse fast.

plus winstons bubble is a nice safe space for anyone under tracer attack to hide in, since her guns barely hurt the thing (compared to say, pharah or widow, who tear it down real fast).

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I think it is like you said, a 180 arc but all you have to do is be looking in that general direction. Having issues? pop a barrier down and she'll have to get close enough. Or just do that leap over to her which might just kill her anyway when you land near her.

Not to mention Winston has plenty of health.
I never worry about Tracers when I play Winston.

Actually never really worry about them at all unless I'm also playing Tracer because that 1 on 1 can get annoying quick.

What the fuck codemonkey, that's not my picture

you're never going to top dps as a tank, and if you do then something is terribly wrong with your team, or you're stacking tanks and mercy's. but ive used characters outside of their described role quite a bit. junkrat is great on offense or defense, even if he's described as defense. roadhog makes a good offense character, being beefy with a self-heal and the ability to flank and take out a key target quickly with hook+pig dick. so there's some wiggle room in that sense.

sometimes the tick rate drives me crazy. like when he blink as a tracer to dodge an attack and end up dead behind a wall where there's no way the enemy could have hit me. but that's relatively rare in my experience.

there should be a cheaper option. my guess is the 70 aus buck version is the "origins" version. check the top of the page and see if you can find another version that should be 15-20 bucks cheaper. same game, same heroes, just you don't get some extra cosmetic bells and whistles.

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jesus christ

It's shit. Don't let the fucking shills in this thread convince you otherwise.

The thing has 7 million players.
The roles do have some specific niches but that also depends on the character. Some are made to fit a role more specifically than others.
The ability to switch easily does negate this and is in fact the key to victory in most cases as you need to find the right character (tool) for whatever situation you might find yourself in.
There is enough variety that every player can easily find their "toolbox" of characters that they will draw from in a match.
Experimentation is rather encouraged.

As for the netcode, in the U.S. its pretty good. I have had no problems so far. But I have no clue as to the Aus experience.

As for cost? Are you sure you're not looking at the special edition? Please tell me your imports and tariffs on games fuck you that hard in the ass.

unix timestamps were a mistake

Leave game

Tell me it's a fucking dream and I'm going to wake up soon, no fucking way can these players actually be so abysmally shit that they don't have a fucking brain cell between them.

too bad that's simply not true since the war was actually triggered when judea declared it on nazi germany and not the other way around like the poor poor jews want you to believe. everyone fucking knew this on here just a few months ago. reddit really is showing.

i dont think that exists. you have people who enjoy it, people who think it's okay, people who think it's total shit and absolutely hate it. personally, i think anyone who genuinely LOVES it is super fucking casual and blind to the infuriating issues it has.

If you have the patience to deal with braindead retards who will end up on your team often, and take the time to get good with someone (or better yet, have a couple people to play with who don't suck at FPSs) you'll probably have fun with it. If you hate losing because your team is fucking retarded, or winning because the enemy team is retarded, you probably won't. It also takes some getting used to some of the abilities, which seem just outright stupid by how easy and low-skill they are. For example, Mei's ult is unstoppable by any means, unless you're a certain character with a certain ability ready to go, if you get caught in the ring, you're probably dead; Mercy's revive ALWAYS works when she presses Q, even if you interrupt her while doing it; McCree's high noon, while it does have a tell and warmup time, isn't always avoidable because of his teammates' actions, and high noon is an auto-aim instakill ability.

It has its good points and bad. Aside from my problems with some of the design decisions, much of the community is normalfaggotry cancer, but most of the time I'm having enough fun to ignore them. If you do decide to get it, obviously only buy it at 40 bucks, don't get it any higher than that.

Take this shit back to Holla Forums.

Go back to Holla Forums faggot.

I hope you fags that bought this game at least hate this shitty dorito meme shit.

na, d.va is best

nope

Not hating on the mech qt.

This is low effort trash. It's like they said "hurr doritos and D.va" and slapped it together with some mild Japanese Garfield references here and there.

its actually in reference to her apparently being some professional game streamer.

the dew and doritos fit.

It's fitting. She's a gaymer grrrl in a game full of stereotypes and caricatures, so always having her with dewritos makes sense

Huh. Alright, doesn't sound to bad.

Which character makes people the angriest when you use them?

For me it's winston. People hate getting killed by him and I always get a "no aim no challenge winston" when I counter pick their squishy team comp. They never adjust to counter me either.

I was thinking about maybe getting the game but watching twitch streams is beginning to change my mind. It's just a clusterfuck with people changing their class all over the place and spamming shit and just from looking at it it's hard to tell if anyone who worked on the game actually gave a shit

And the average strategy doesn't last beyond like 1 second. Quake 3 has more strategy

how do i into reinhart? i pick him when theres no tanks on payload or something but beyond just holding shield by points what makes him more valuable to a team aside from the odd pin

Mercy

Being able to kill the other team without getting killed is pretty valuable. But that's just my opinion.

Switching is countering and is a strategy.

That pistol does way more damage than most people think it does. If they know she even has one.

2000 life barrier. he synergizes well with lucio and zenyatta, since they can take potshots from behind his barrier. he's also a stout attacker in melee range, with his attack arc being rather large and dealing 75 damage a hit (2 shots tracer) and his flame strike hitting for a solid 100 on anyone in his way.

his pin will not only kill any non-tank instantly, it'll deal some collateral damage to anyone in his way that he doesn't bring with him, and charging into a pack and then turning to shield yourself forces them to turn your back on your team or you, and rein hits hard enough that you can't just let him wander around your backline taking swings at everything.

think of him as part inexorable boulder and part bowling ball.

hes also good at point defense, offering his shield to a friendly bastion or turret while also retaining the ability to cover it from the sides with his melee attack. the shield giving a broad third person view also helps to see incoming flankers.

tl;dr he has more burst damage than any other tank if his skills are used correctly, and his melee attack is a solid threat to anything not a tank that's near him (and still threatens tanks since he can melee/flame/charge in quick succession and almost always guarantee a kill).

Picking the right guy is the strategy. Like on some maps, I like to open with toblerone then on first death immediately switch to something else, just because the turret setup for the opening was so effective.

I'd say what separates the good from bad players is the recognition that you aren't "attached" to a character you pick. You need to stay fluid.

100 DPS, I believe.

THICK

Is it that time again? :-DDDDDDDD

NOT THICK ENOUGH.

Does anybody have some Genji/Hanzo incest?

better?


trips fucking demand, but I'm not gay, so I don't have any

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THICCER
UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hate this fucking maymay.

Yeah, I should have waited a month before buying this game. If you're reading this, let the casuals get bored and stop playing before deciding to get the game. It's fucking infuriating how some matches last less than a minute because some retards can't aim.

Its not even that. Its that there are tons of retards who don't seem to ever want to be on the point or payload. Either in attack or defense.

Like I guess they're trying to hopefully wipe a team away before they hold a point down but I can't tell you how many times I, personally, had to put an end to an encroaching payload because faggos won't just stand in its way to contest it.

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This, if anyone's picked tracer or zenyatta you're probably playing with casuals and WILL lose unless the other team is equally gimped.

Zenyatta is pretty good though.

Suffering, although that last point could be said of the game in general. Almost all my matches are extremely one sided. Also Christ is anyone getting lag out the fucking ass? I have the bullshit connection warning almost every game.

That doesn't apply to 90% of the people playing him, same goes for Genji btw. It just takes too long for an average casual Overwatch player to realize how to use Zen and Genji effectively.


Yeah, got really bad about 4 days ago, it's getting pretty unbearable.

The "other" Zarya skin looks like Buckley made it. Also, I like the face she makes as she picks up her gun.


I don't like having people under level 20 on my team.

I suddenly want a rule63 skin of him in the game.
But blizzard would never do that because they never have in the history of all their games.
Even when it would sell a shitload like in Heroes.

Strangely enough, as noted, high levels don't necessary mean skill.

I haven't played online vidya with normalfags in a while so this concept of not improving over time confused me as well for a moment, but then I realized that we aren't all made equal and some people will never git gud no matter how much time they sink into their hobby of choice.

Of course not, but I'm less likely to have a team with 2+ tracers.

youre aiming yourself though, if you cant land your monkey rocket then its going to take fucking forever to kill anything. people who whine about that are embarrassing. please continue to zap their testicles

apparently tracer pisses people off. though i never have trouble with her unless im playing mercy with unattentive teammates, hanzo who im total garbage with, or dva who loses to anyone regardless.


cool, maybe people will warm up to the idea, its what youre actually supposed to do.

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if you want a healer you can fucking play one

Does this game have a singleplayer mode that isn't just multipalyer with bots?

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Everyone picks the hero they're most effective as, if you picked the same hero after someone else you should probably swap, if you're the last person who hasn't picked a hero and there's no support you should probably pick Lucio since he's the easiest healer.

It's an unspoken rule at this point that most non shitters follow.

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I'm starting to think the forced 50% ratio is real.

No.

If the enemy team isn't retarded and has a Reinhardt or a harassing Genji/Tracer then the snipers become borderline useless.

Even a fucking D.Va can shrek both of them by pushing them into a corner.

Funnily enough most players in pugs don't want to use Reinhardt's shield to their advantage, even if they'd be mid/long range. They'd rather solo hop around. Maybe they think that they can't shoot through friendly shields?

I got trips damn-it, it's obligatory to post what I'm asking for.

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Not to mention 9/10 Widowmakers refuse to relocate after killing a couple people. They think they can just sit up on that ledge all day and are surprised when someone flanks them or countersnipes
To their credit most of the time they're right and fucking nobody tries to force her to relocate

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Very refreshing.

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Only been playing this for a couple of hours and I am already seeing capture points being ignored for kills.


Is this going to become a thing or is it something I will only have to deal with while at a lower level?

It'll always be a thing because of the forced 50% match making. When you start to win a bunch you'll start getting paired up with 3 level 12s who all play Genji and have no idea how to use him.

Is the forced 50% really a thing? I doubt there are actual imbalanced teams being forced by the system. I mean community managers could of course lie, but they did say player skill, ping and team size are what the automation looks at.

The real issue is probably ragequitters who inflate their skill rating and then get pushed to groups way beyond their own actual skill. That would lead to onesided matches if one or two of these bad players with a skill rating that they don't deserve are on one side but not the other.

Because you can fly WHILE shielding, so she can't headshot you while you approach. D.Va can't kill the widow unless the widow is too stupid to run but she can bully her off.

Actually I think D.Va is the ONLY reliable widow counter. A good widow could easily kill any of the flanking heroes since all it takes is a single headshot (bodyshot for tracer). Reinhardt only stops her from killing that one guy who's smart enough to get behind the shield, and only until he drops his shield for a split second.

i'm a bit irritated that there are 21 goddamn heroes, but you only have 2 healers, and attempting to play without a healer on your team is retarded.

Zen doesn't really count as a healer because he isn't able to team heal effectively enough to save everyone (30hps on single targets only within line of sight? pathetic), so you really only have 2 healer options. That's horrendously limited, and I say that as someone who essentially mains Zen at this point (I have more time with him than anyone else).

Zen's orbs used to last indefinitely regardless of LoS.

The orb nerf really fucked him.

This tread is in dire need of music

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Healing isn't necessarily for saving people, it's for keeping them in fighting condition between engagements. Zen can do alright with the job, especially if you have a lot of self heals and shields. Soldier, roadhog, symmetra, reinhardt, zarya, reaper, and tracer all don't need too much healing.

Plus with a well-used transcendence he can occasionally outheal a Mercy overall, so he's definitely not weak in that area.

I'm more irritated that Lucio is so goddamn OP compared to Mercy. Mercy is much more fun to heal with because you actually have to put effort into healing, paying attention to each allies health and such. Lucio just walks around and spams E and outheals Mercy every single time. His range seems to be infinite and between his hitbox, wall running, knockback, self heals and occasionally speed boosts he has better survivability than tanks and can even afford to play aggressively, walking straight up to enemies to try and kill them with his absolutely pathetic weapon.

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sure you might get her attention off your team for a few seconds but she is going to gain a lot of ult charge off of your fat ass and probably kill you if you actually got in melee range to present a threat to her. and if she keeps her cool she can just shoot you twice and force you of the mech and a third to kill the brat.
if you presenting a mild annoying to widowmaker is just what your team needed to push forward then she really was carrying the match.

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Seems to be a problem with the game when the objectives are boring as shit.

I've played some games where the only healer was a 76, everyone else was DPS. We actually won that game, don't know how viable it would be in a fair match up, but it could work. Roadhog heals himself and so can bastion. A lot of heroes are soloers who mostly rely on health packs anyway. It could work for king of the hill, probably not escort though.

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taste the red capitalcuck

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It's okay, user. Maybe some nice music will help you get over your cognitive dissonance.

Holy shit the helicopter bait in this thread.

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I don't see how she would kill the D.Va. Widow has to drop scope and start jumping immediately and run. She can't survive long enough to take three scoped shots at D.Va's head at melee range, and her assault mode won't cut it.

D.Va shouldn't chase once the Widow is gone, she should head back to the group, maybe get ready to do it again.

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something tell me that you didn't read anything marx wrote

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They're not even NatSoc
You should be gassed for plating this game in the first place.

Have some more music.

if your team is relying on heals to face tank the enemy theyre bad. nobody complains about lucio even though his heals are entirely mediocre, but they both bring something else to the table


theres no reason for widow to run unless you did a lot of damage to her before she reacted. she will out damage you one way or another.
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I don't even give a shit about this game. That commie cuck was spamming and it was annoying me.

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at least sage
when the means of production get to the hands of workers they don't need state to tell them to not be slaves of the capital
you will never need to this because everything they will own by them selves

the only problem i see with communism is that some time for me it sounds tooo good to be realized in truth

It's great sharing the thread with a brazialian shitposter

You jet directly into her (doing damage), shields up, making you literally invulnerable to her for that time. Then you are at point blank range (literally touching) and can unload your mini-shotguns into her face. Easy kill for D.VA if she doesn't move, it takes time to charge those shots and at that range she's dead in a second, under even because she's not at full health.

If you want some more music, have a look through this: youtube.com/watch?v=dSpq0rz2SzE&list=PL8vjuYtaHXmI2MDZ1O_xXDDLntLSVXb_o&index=2


The only reason I'm posting in this thread is to further bump it and trigger autists like you. The fact that I get to post some good music alongside it is just icing on the cake.

But let me guess, you and your ilk need to be the vanguard of the revolution, right?

Have some more music, this time featured in vidya. Perhaps it'll bring you to your senses.

Who is your OWaifu? Genderswapped allowed

Pics from [email protected]/* */

boosters do like 25 damage and if you used them to do damage or approach her shes going to hook away and have an even easier time with you as you do 3 damage per shot.
even if she doesnt want to shoot scoped youre going to take a fuck ton of damage from the smg while she backpedals or bunny hops backwards and your damage is again reduced to peanuts because of the ridiculous spread and damage falloff.

Fuck off Quirkilicious

That's the point. You boost into her and force her to run. Once she hooks away you drop off of whatever ledge she was on and rejoin your team.

She can't scope headshot you, as that involves NOT running, in which case your 3x8x7x2 dps will obliterate her. The whole point is to make her vacate her sniping position, repeatedly.

all revolutions need vangaurds
french revolution? the Jacobins
us revolution ? the patriots
etc…
let me guess , you don't read history or better yet you don't read

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even just 2 clips of her smg in the face will kill your robot. if you can actually present enough of a threat to her to get her to fuck off then good job but i would then bring her teams competence in to question. you drop off the ledge? depending on the map it should be right into a torbs loving hands, and while i never play snipers i know how they operate and what gets them since i hate them so much so im always watching out for people trying to sneak through the front and get at my teams snipers healers or engis.
even if i dont have the time or mobility to chase dva down popping her in the ass will cause her trouble as she needs every bit of health she can get, and i get a bunch of ult charge off of it. a walking battery for my ult is pretty much how i view dva as a whole.

This is how retarded Overwatch goys are.

So, people who've actually played Overwatch, what's the soundtrack like? Is it non-existent as I would imagine it to be?

Not the point, retard. Even when you lot claim that True Communism™ is stateless, the existence of a select few who are supposed to "guide" the rest of the brainless masses proves that to be patently false. Do you know what regular people call people like that? Politicians. Do you think that these individuals will just give up their power willingly?

Evidently it is YOU who is ignorant of history. Just face it, your ideology is trash.

Fuck out of here shill, trying to score right wing points now are we?

Holla Forums is alright.
Stormfags in the other hand are fucking faggots.

Also

there fixed

See, that's much better. You'll pass this class yet, Timothy.

You literally didn't even read the first sentence of my post, did you?

I'll be honest, it's not often that I find a a post that makes me chuckle heartily in real life. Thanks, user!

I would post a smug face or two given the circumstances, but I'm enjoying this music too much to bother.

GOOD GOYIM
YOU LIKE DIVERSITY TRAINING IN YOUR GAME DONT YOU

I like Mei and mercy
Mercy probably more

ok but
Id still feast on her hairy butthole
if you get what I mean

oh fuck i cant stop hiring all these niggers help me they dont do anything and i cant fire them holy shit its like malware they smell so bad theyre coming through a portal

just suck it in, and feel the guilt

what the fuck is going on what's all this political shit

I was going to buy overwatch

Then I realized I have more fun shitposting and watching streams (of other games).

but you can do that too! I'm actually playing overwatch RIGHT NOW!

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I won't say it never happens

What a cuck

playing mei as a long range sniper is funny as hell
god her right click does some good damage

So Lucio suffers from affirmative action over-creep. Got it. it's true.

Consider it a chalenge. Just how fast can you shitpost?
At the end of the match, when everyone else is upvoting the Toblerone for his PotG, you can come here and Overshill the game :D

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he's skating, but i'm splitting hairs.

That has a hell of a cooldown that for just a few seconds of boosted healing, you cannot afford to blow willy nilly. Here's the thing about lucio, is as with mercy's beam, his healing is Line of Sight based. If you can't see your teammates, you can't heal them. And unboosted, his Hp/s is trash compared to the focused beam from Mercy. So what does he have to do? Instead of hanging back and patching up a retreating friendly, he has to stay close to the fray if he wants to heal as many people as possible, and if the enemy is smart, they'll just pick him off. He has his benefits but he's not a better strictly healer than mercy.

He normally heads at 1/4 the speed Meryc heals regularly (25 HP per second versus 100 HP).
This means you need 4 people around you, almost your entire team, or Mercy is healing more than you.
However if you activate his E, you heal 125 HP per second per hero nearby.

BUT! It only lasts 3 seconds and has a long cooldown. I've done the math in this thread previously and basically, even if you're constantly spamming E (which is a bad idea BTW) you'll only ever outdone Mercy if you're constantly surrounded by at least 3 other heroes, meaning at any one time there must be 4 people all close together, yet another bad idea.

Quite frankly, Mercy's only problem is needing a target for Guardian Angel. It sounds neat on paper and if you have a team you can coordinate, it's great. Snipers on balconies are basically soft points you can glide to when you need to escape a skirmish below.
However what this essentially means is that it's not about you being good at playing Mercy but rather your team being good at playing with a Mercy on their team, which kinda sucks.

I'd gladly take her Guardian Angel having double the cooldown but be able to trigger it freely, much like Winston or Pharah can simply take off to the skies. Unlike Pharah, there's little Mercy can do from an higher position so she'll eventually be forced to come down anyway, however when moving to the point or simply to escape, you wouldn't have your ability tied up to your companions.

Lucio's healing is 12.5HPpS and 40HPpS boosted.
Mercy's healing is 50HPpS.
Zenyatta's healing is 30HPpS and 100 during ult.

it will always be a problem in these team capture/defend point modes.

For one thing, I'm pretty certain you have your healing values wrong. For another, I'm also skeptical that Lucio requires line of sight, i know Zen does. Lucio has a healing range, Ithink you can be healed on the other side of a wall from a Lucio if you're in that range.

She can charge widow off the ledge above and take no damage thanks to the shield. Then your team shreds widowmaker.

THICK

Huh. Dunno why I doubled those values then.
Also, I recall now that AmpItUp does not enter in cooldown until it's over, so instead of 1/4 of your time being spent in it, it's actually 1/5, which does make a difference.

Every 15 seconds, Mercy heals for 750HP, while Lucio can heal for 270HP per nearby hero, if he's constantly spamming E.
This means that with 2 nearby heroes, it's 540HP and only with 3 does it go 810.

The conclusion is that if you're gonna support a single hero (like pocketing a flanking Dva) Mercy is the superior choice and for teams that spread all over the map, so is she. Lucio's strength comes only if you can get at least 3 people to stand near you, leading to a large 4 player block that must stand together and 2 possible roamers.
This can lead to an interesting meta, where Lucio is better suited for defensive teams (2 supports and 2 tanks standing together, with 2 roaming heroes), whereas Mercy is better suited for a more offensive team where she can follow 1 or 2 heroes and boost them while also easily disengage for combat as long as there's someone in sight but far away in safety.

Zenyatta's role in meta is for when you're team is too dumb to do anything right.

Healing values where wrong, yes. Dunno why I doubled them.
Lucio does require line of sight. If someone breaks line of sight with you, he'll still get the effects for a few seconds (much like Mercy's beam) but will shortly lose them.

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That shit annoys me.

Speaking of which, I really think areas shouldn't give % if they are contested. It feels really bad when your team or the enemy team get's the zone first, then just held the entire time because they were able to have the 1 person stand in it while the rest of the team caught up.

Or at least slow the % building.

ive noticed on occasion that i can push people with dva. does it lock them in, like Rein's pin ability? Or does it have to be lined up just right to keep them in the center, or else they get knocked away? I imagine crushing someone into a wall and then opening fire would be pretty effective against lower health characters.

Hey guys, watch the video:

You need to keep them lined up since they aren't pinned at all. If you don't, you'll slide by them and leave them behind.

The full combo however is to charge and when you're near them, press Fire to stop, Melee for quick damage and then start blasting.

No, Marki. You can't play for shit.

:(

It seems similar to lucios alt fire.

Overwatch
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z0mbielol
May 25, 2016
This game is no where near a 90+ game. I honestly thing Blizzard must have paid off the reviewers.

The game is slow, boring and caters for the casual noobs. The game has no long term playability, its not competitive at all.. the game doesn't even have a scoreboard ffs! (Pretty sure it doesn't even have ranked play yet either, but I tell you now no one will take seriously the game is so low skill.) What FPS doesn't have a scoreboard, as a result games feel boring, bland and you have no reason to get better when you can't compare yourself to other players.

The skill cap is so low you literally can destroy teams camping in a corner playing one handed as Bastion. Skill-less game for the casual market that will be dead in 6-12 months time.

I actually had high hopes for the game coming from a TF2 background, but sadly Overwatch is just a bit of casual fun that gets boring after a few hours. I tell you now the only reason a lot of people are liking at the moment is because it makes noobs feel like they are pro with the pointless plays of the game sh*t that you can get by just pressing one button. Game is a joke tbh.

Its definitely not worth its price tag, its literally looks, feels and plays like a free 2 play game.

This is also coming from a big Blizzard fan.. played WoW for over 5 years. since its beta… that also started to cater for the casuals and literally ruined the game. Looks like they have still not learnt. £££ comes first I guess.

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TheBlackMesa
May 24, 2016
Pros:
1. Takes some of the best concepts of TF2 and Mobas such as being able to switch characters between death, map modes and picking heroes instead of classes
2. There is a good variety of heroes that will appeal to both fans of Mobas and Fps
2. Abilities and Ultimates feel relatively powerful and fun to use
3. Game requires very little time commitment but can also be played hours at a time without feeling too repetitive
4. Micro transactions are only for skins and visual effects that doesn't give players unfair advantages other than looking awesome

Cons:
1. Can't match up any higher than 6v6 like TF2 can
2. Very few game modes as of release
3. No campaign or coop campaign modes as of release
4. Only 21 heroes as of release
5. Playing solo can be frustrating and difficult if you are matched with pre-made teams
6. Doesn't innovate in any noticeable or noteworthy way

Thankfully most of these problems can be fixed and improved through patches so I am cautiously optimistic for this game.

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Retard

We've been over this a million times, nobody gives a fuck.
The regulars don't even give a single shit about video games, they'd rather shitpost the board to death until we can't talk about video games at all anymore.
This isn't just a couple of posters, this is THE ENTIRE BOARD actively working towards making sure that you can't discuss video games and all that's left is wild shitposting and clickbait threads that reach 500 posts and everything else dies.
Just give up on the board, accept that it's shitposting central, from Mark and his band of goons to the very last Holla Forumstard, they WANT this, they're here because they want this place to be like this, so let them have it and give up.

lol

Nobody has the power to kick you off this board except for Moderators and Admins.
And until they kick you off for talking about videogames, it's still worth the try to talk about videogames.
Giving up is just letting the shitposters win.

I've got nothing to lose but a few seconds every once in a while, I certainly don't mind spending them coming here and making a post related to the game. There are many people here that also don't mind doing it either and there are entire threads made and maintained by people that don't mind spending a few seconds posting something related to the topic in that thread.

If someone wants to waste their time shitposting because they think there's a moral highground or rationalization that justifies it, that's on them.
It accomplishes nothing but show how little they know about how a chan works and further degrades the quality of the board but unless someone stays and actually talks about videogames, that won't change.

I'm not giving up on the board, no matter how much they wish everyone did. This thread has as much right to exist as any other and this game has as much right to be discuss as any other. And if there's more interest for this than for some other game they prefer, that's their problem.

Shitposters are EXACTLY like Tumblr. They have no real power except that which you give them. If you let them upset you, they have the power to rile you up. If you quit the board, they have the power to kick people. If you shitpost as well, they have the power to brain wash you. Don't give up, don't give them attention, keep posting about the videogames YOU like and I promise everything will be okay. We are not gonna lose our home yet again, and most certainly not because of shitposters.

Well at least we went a little while with people actually talking about the game before faggots came out of the woodwork to complain about one thread

Keep in mind that Lucio's heals have unlimited range. Your teammates do NOT need to stand near you. So long as you have a line of sight to them at least every 3 seconds you are healing them. His self heals also count as healing.

Plus dead heals is no heals. Mercy dies much much easier than Lucio. Her movement and hitbox make her easier to hit, she can't heal herself while taking damage, and she needs to be close to the teammate who is in the greatest danger in order to heal him, while lucio could be all the way across the map. Guardian angel is quick, but it's also predictable due to traveling in a straight line, so it's not that great of an escape either.

This tbh fam
Go back to reddit if you want to suck blizz cock so desperately.

Oh, and the healing tether is a beacon going "heres the healer, kill me please". Lucio doesn't have that either.

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Incorrect. He has a range of 30 meters. It's double Mercy's staff, but it's still a rather short limit. And Line of Sight, of course. Which means you can't hide behind walls healing your team and if they move, you gotta move with them.

I did not count his self heals because Mercy also has a self heal that's much faster than Lucio but has a delay.

I'll agree that Mercy dies more easily, if only because her escape mechanism is situational at best while lucio has the backblast, normal speed and even the buff.
But I do think her hitbox is actually smaller seeing how she's more slender than Lucio.

A smart Mercy also knows to use her teammates as meat shields to avoid damage, to take advantage of cover instead of exposing herself and there's also the fact you can keep the beam going through walls for a short while which can be used for great efficiency if you know how.

I've never been shot as or managed to shoot a Mercy using Guardian Angel. If she moves a very large distance, her speed is tremendous and unlike pretty much everything else in the game. Really hard to hit.
However as I've said, Guardian Angel is so situational and requires so much cooperation from your team, it's actually a pretty terrible ability.


Lucio has neon lights all around him, I'd say that's more attention-grabbing. And the healing tether can be used to bait people, seeing how you regenerate damage but most likely have a teammate nearby. Just keep circle strafing around your pet Winston.

Oh, for the record. If you want to test range for weapons and abilities, you can hit the Testing Range. There's a section with markers on the ground to measure distance that you can use and beyond that wall, there are 2 robots that count as teammates. Try to heal them as Lucio through the wall or farther away than 30 meters, as the amount of people you're healing\boosting comes up in your crosshair.

heh

But that is why we shitpost user, because we care. We care about vidya, we care about the board and we care about you. It's not late to get a refund user.

After all, you're ignoring all the vidya talking and advices on this board. You only came here, to whine. If you're going to whine, instead of making an actual good thread about a good, well not even good, a okish game, people will talk about it.

You know what I've been playing today? Tekken 3 online with Holla Forums, why? Because we were talking about fucking videogames and we got to contact each other outside of the board and play fucking vidya.

Now imagine that instead of having good taste because A or B reasons I end up liking shit like Overwatch. I would not fucking THINK to make a thread here, why? Because this is a cancerous game that attracts cancer, therefore hurting greatly the board and its quality. Overwatch is so fucking famous that if I wanted to talk about it, I can go to Reddit, Blizz forums or even shout to the street and ask someone.

tl;dr: Stop sucking dick.

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Lucio really isn't much more visible than any other character. Mercy is essentially visible behind cover while healing, with 15 meter long bright lines pointing out her direction.

You're right on the range, I knew it was long (and 30 is very long on these maps), but I could only assume it was unlimited because I never actually managed to find a limit.

All an ally has to do is get in range for an instant and he heals for the next 3 seconds, this also applies to amp it up.

Lucio's self heal is slower, but works while taking damage, which helps against just about anyone but it's most noticable against heroes like Winston with very low damage normally.

Anyway, the fact that Lucio will reliably get more healing done in any given round than Mercy is undeniable,

Playing with anyone from Holla Forums is cancer

Look at Planetside 2

So you admit that you're an outsider and don't know what you're talking about.

Tell your boss that the false comparison shit is an Holla Forums-tier form of shitposting and it's not working. The "hurr ur just like -insert hated group here- is one of the most common and shitty strawman shills and faggots use to manipulate public opinion. Quit trying to slander other people.

I'm surprised Planetside 2 threads exist considering how hated that game is here for being a blight on the first game.

Because it's a shit game user.

Every fucking time I hanged out with Holla Forums I had a fucking blast.
I played many fightans, many shooters, SS13, even fucking G-mod, Warhammer. Every single time it has been a fucking blast.
Ofcourse many Holla Forumsirgins will be the typical shy nigger, use your fucking charm to get them moving or ignore them to get other people.

Try posting this again, this time with self-awereness.

So we can't talk about it because it's famous and therefore has more platforms to talk about? Does this mean Holla Forums is reserved for obscure games only? Or that we can't talk about anything the moment it becomes famous? You do realize how much of an hipster you're sounding like, right?

This argument makes as much sense as "you can't talk about senran kagura here on NeoGAF because there's degenerate websites like Holla Forums where you can talk about this".

then you won't mind Holla Forums playing overwatch.

i specifically talk about vidya only here because everywhere else is cancerous, full of normalfaggotry and LE MAYMAY bullshit. It doesn't matter what game we're discussing, what matters is that we limit our exposure to complete faggots by attempting to discuss things in a place with a relatively "high bar for entry" meant to deter exactly those kinds of people from showing up.

You're not shitposting for the good of anything, you're doing exactly what makes Holla Forums more shit: bitching about something you absolutely despise but doesn't affect you. In addition to that, you're also helping keep the thread alive by shitposting which entices people to respond, bumping the thread. Let's not pretend you aren't full of contradictions and aren't a complete hypocrite.

Good mental gymnastic Original Shill.

I do threads and I do post in others like a normal user, this thread is to contain the cancer and I'm here to make sure that the cancer either learns or leaves.

Having a famous game doesn't make the game shit. Look at fucking Dark Souls, all the saga was good except Dark Souls 2 and we have many of those threads. We have and had many fucking mainstream games that are actually good and we talk about it, for fucks sake try to think a bit you shill.


It's not when you're playing a shit game user, not only you're giving money to Blizzard, you're fucking with the board's quality. You want to play a shit game? Awesome, have fun with your shit, don't do it here.

You're really new, are you? You can't even see what I'm doing, you're a complete retard.

Are you for real dude? Seriously take several steps back and look at the company you wallow in.

That is pretty much the root of your argument user. The only objective reason I can think of to not like overwatch is the 20 tick servers and blizzards Judaism. The rest comes down personal taste. Hell even dark souls has some objective bad quality a like how shitty of a port it is.

You're here because you're as cancerous as we are. Your attitude of "I'll enlighten the plebs" kills boards and you only think it's a good thing because of how delusional you are.

It's not mental gymnastics, it's a direct quote from you. What makes the game "cancerous"? That it's famous? That it is easy to pickup? Nothing of those are bad reasons to stop posting about it.

Drop the "sacred cows". Dark Souls is even more cancerous than Overwatch with the amount of bullshit it generated. The entire "souls-like" genre, the "artifical difficulty" meme, the "praise the sun!" meme. That thing atracts Reddit far more than Overwatch ever did or will.

Objective flaws with Overwatch

Oh really, care to give an example? You keep playing that harp for some reason, that we need to be loving and accepting of absolute garbage taste.
Fuck off.

The LoL/CoD streamerbait crowd that inhabits the game.
Oddly enough, not true in the slightest. It's not casual streamerbait so that can't possibly be true.

in case you need a reminder, you're filtered, and i did say it never comes off. the great thing about cyclicals right there.


your argument is actually, unironically "don't talk about things i don't like." So you're a faggot and every bit as cancerous as the shit you claim to hate. Like I said, let's not pretend you aren't a gigantic hypocrite. And do you seriously think your derailing is "doing" anything? No, retard, it's a cyclical. The great thing is that we could sit here and do this all day, but for some reason while it appears most of us players don't, the faggots like you do. Amazing, isn't it? You spend more time in threads about "shit games" posting than the people who actually play and talk about the game. Not contradictory at all :^)


Anyway I'll tell you the same that I told the ones who came before you: if you won't discuss the game, positive or negative, which is the point of the thread, and are only here to shitpost then there's no logical reason for me not to filter you. I know it's tragic, but you'll just need to cry about the "safe space" to the other shitposters and share the salt between the rest of you.

Boards don't need content gatekeepers like you to decide what can and cannot be talked about. Threads stay or disappear based on interest on them, not based on how "worthy" they are of being discussed. It's a system that self moderates itself, always has since the primordial days of halfchan and it does not need you at all.

The only thing you're doing is implying that everyone in this board is a bumbling retard that can't possibly make his own decisions by himself. That everyone's so fucking dumb he'll believe any shill 100% of the time, that they are so stupid, were it not for your advice, they just wouldn't know what to do with their life.


Optional. You don't even have to acknowledge that it exists.
Custom Games and Ranked will be 60.
This last point isn't even Objective, things are worth as much as someone is willing to pay for them.

2 golds one box, also a purple. Didn't know that was even possible.

You double nigger, it is not about fucking taste.
I already said it, you can fucking enjoy a piece of shit that I'm not going to care. Its your money and your time, but you need to know when and where you're doing that.

Do you think that scat fetish is something to be rpoud of? Do you think those guys push their fetish everywhere? No, they fucking keep it to themselves and share it to those who does in their 'designated' places.


The game is fucking cancerous for the MANY shit it has. Like said and a fucking cashshop in a game that you have to buy to play.

Dark Souls is not a fucking sacred cow, I just gave you an example, Dark Souls 2, it got SHAT on nonstop here because the game was ACTUALLY bad but it was STILL fucking mainstream. Dark Souls 3 was actually decent and people started talking about it here more often. Stop with your mental gymnastic you fucking retard of a shill, a game that can be played singleplayer or that is mostly singleplayer shouldnt care about the fanbase.

Dark Souls fanbase brought cancer, but the game is fucking not and the game actually made you try to git gud at something.

I'm going to give you another fucking example here in Holla Forums. Undertale: When this game was on a demo, everyone loved it, when the game was released the first week, everyone loved it. What happened? The community was fucking cancer, and because we had threads of undertale, cancer got here and we only got GOAT posting instead of actually undertale. What's going to happen here in Holla Forums with Overwatch if we let it live like we did with Undertale? D va posting, genji/hanzo gay posting, waifu waifu waifu waifu, cancer and the typical "my team is shit [rant]".
Mind you, Undertale was actually a decent game unlike Overwatch.


You're really, really fucking new. Have you been all summer here user?
I'm writing here and other threads while playing with actual Holla Forums, waiting my turn in a fightan and everyone is having fun.

Keep eating shit user, it's all you have.

Naw dawg, I just think that you are a bumbling retard and you're going to attract more of them if you make them feel welcome.

I bet you defended D3's RMAH too.

So it's cancerous because it can be streamed? Because anything is streamable with the right software.
Your next line is gonna be "But most things don't attract as many people to those streams" to which I'll reply: so it's cancerous because it's famous?

Besides, go to twitch right now and search for Dark Souls. There's thousands of people streaming it and even more watching, all of them proving you're full of shit. What's next? "There's not as many as Overwatch!" So Overwatch is more cancerous for being more famous? Again?

Fuck off retard, I hate repeating myself. That shit shouldn't be in a mother fucking retail game.
Sauce, also the main game isn't, wew.
Why don't you tell me? You're the one working for them, they stated themselves that the game was purposely unbalanced because they wanted everyone to have their moments. For anymore questions on balance, see all the buyfags pointing out balance issues during discussion of the game. I observe this shit.
Battlefield was always 64 you fucking goon, and it was very teamwork oriented. There's a game that's just like Overwatch except for the cooldown abilities but with more content and teamwork available and you are going to seriously imply that non-competitive teamcounts remove all teamwork? Then your game is complete fucking ass.
Yes, as of, the main period when people are going to be considering a purchase of this game.
Also see
They'll never do anything good as far as new shit goes.
TF2>Overwatch prove me wrong mother fucker.
Hint: You can't.
I hate faggots that cry "muh opinion" and never actually bother to contribute or prove that it's just my opinion.

Leave it to the shill to either grossly oversimplify something or miss the point entirely. It's community is full of the streamerfags you moron, just like all other eSports games. Not just the streamers themselves, but the fags that unironically enjoy them and I don't wanna touch that cancer with a 10 foot pole. Not after CS:GO.

That's why this is the only thread for overwatch you double nigger

So it was the player base that was cancerous, not the game. Well that's fucking wonderfull news mate! Because we aren't talking about playerbases here, were talking about the game.
Would you fucking mind leaving the fucking goal post where they fucking were, you braindead nigger?

If you want to talk shit about the playerbase for being cancerous, I couldn't possible agree more with you. A stroll through Blizzard forums feels me with fear and dread for the game seeing what complete noobs have to say about the game.
But the game itself does not inherit cancer from the playerbase, you do not have to interact with the playerbase in any shape or way to play the game except in match.

You do not need to browse genji\hanzo gay art or have a waifu to play the game or even discuss it here. I was just discussing healing comparissons between Lucio and Mercy and at no point in the discussion was mentioned how she's fucking a short stack or anything similar. If fan art triggers you so, don't look at it.

Apples and Oranges, fucking nigger. Undertale run out of content to discuss. The fags that just can't let go and I understand how hard it can be, having played the game just kept going with GOAT posting.
Meanwhile Overwatch has an evolving meta to discuss. Balance to discuss. Strategy to discuss. Lore to discuss. There's a lot more here, don't you fucking downplay it, you inbred redneck.

Just stick with the tickrate, it's a serious issue. Or better yet, bring up the ridiculous head hitboxes now that they're public knowledge too. The "cash shop" gives you nothing you wouldn't just get by playing, all you get is the same randomized loot crate of cosmetics you get upon leveling up and it does not take long to level up at all, exp required caps in the 30s and never raises again as far as I know. I agree that it's a stupid premise, but it's there because retards are willing to throw money at anything, even if they can get it by just playing the fucking game they bought. As long as it has nothing I can't get by playing normally and offers no advantage then I'm going to give it a pass and let the idiots throw their money into a pit.

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Actually, I highly doubt that. Take a look at 4chan and how much it's fallen. Yes, granted, it's been totally overrun by SJWs and politically correct faggots, but if you look at 4/pol/ there's virtually no moderation whatsoever, and consequently it's absolutely chock fucking full of cancer. It's nothing but shitposts upon shitposts for miles, because the mods leave the board alone and don't attempt to keep order to anything. This is a simplification, naturally, and there are many dynamics to an anonymous board beyond just janitors/vols/mods, but I think a completely hands off approach is simply asking for the shittiest of shit sandwiches to be made.


two can play that game, you post like some faggot who's only been here since 2014 at the earliest. In fact, you're trying really hard to force that insult, I'm smelling a good bit of projection there. What are you, 3rd exodus generation? Really reaching for that street cred.

newfags these days.


possible but pretty rare. I'm curious to know what the highest tier loot box rarity lineup looks like, actually. That might be it, unless there's something like 4 golds.

In any case, given my experience with how things have been ingame over the past week, i think the following changes need to be made:


It's relatively fun as it is, a bit like Smash Bros., but it is in no way meant to be "seriously competitive" with this kind of bullshit going on, just like Smash was never meant to be an esport. It didn't stop people from making it one anyway, but if you're going to make something "hardcore pro 1337" bullshit or whatever, you can't let that amount of handholding exist. It's either pro-level potential play or it isn't, you can't have hardcore comp-level play that's "accessible to the common masses." Shit's contradictory.

You lowly nigger, the point he was making wasn't that it gets streamed but that it was made for streaming.

D3's RMAH was not optional. The entire game was a scam centered around that one feature, that much isn't even up for discussion.
However, you gotta tell me how that's related to cosmetics-only shop that can be bypassed just by playing the game.


Source please, you don't really expect me to just, like, believe you, right?
You're the one that claimed the game was unbalanced, you're the one that has to prove that user. Because I've played it and the balance issues that are there are very minimal AND being worked on. McCree got his nerf finnaly.

And did you worked as a team with ALL 64, or did you worked as a team with a few of them and there were multiple "teams" going around? Because TF2 was 12v12 and the result was groups of 3-5 players going together and doing their thing or just throwing themselves in the grinder alone.

I don't have to prove your personnal taste, you fucking idiot. You're the one that has to argue about it if you feel like it. It's your opinion, not mine.
You are the one making the claim, you're the one that has to "prove" it. If you can't prove it, it's your opinion at best or false at worst. Is "burden of proof" a novelty concept to you?

That you can ignore. Didn't knew people having fun their way triggered you this badly.
Then don't visit Twitch? You don't have to interact with streamers at all, except ruining their stream if they're playing with you. Even then you probably won't even know they're a streamer.
I'm so sorry.

The whole XP thing is there because retards kept posting about "what's my incentive for playing? What do I get for playing?"
They added "player progression" just because of those tards, because they wouldn't play the game otherwise.
I personnaly hate that crap, I certainly did not play TF2 to grind metal, but some people have shit taste and need their Skinner's box.

The way Blizzard found to pander to them, giving them exactly what they wanted while at the same time not really denying me any cosmetics behind a paywall just means I can ignore the "player progression", enjoy the game and every now and then have a neat surprise in a box.

seriously?
just imagine, if blizzard wasn't full of greedy jews, they could have cut the number of completely cancerous faggots playing the game in half

you might have teammates with more than a dozen brain cells show up, maybe even more than half the time.

You should go take a look again.

There's your problem. That board was actually designed as a containment board by moot. Some people there actually tried to put some effort and there was a ton of nice threads, but it was never made to be anything other than an early /s4s/ with a nazi theme.

Moderation is always necessary, of course, but certainly not heavy handed and certainly not by the users hands. You'll run the risk of turning the entire board into the personnal vision of someone which does suck if all he sees is shit.

He's really squishy, but played smart it's a murder machine on wheels
Got one already, I think. Cooldown between the flashbang and the FTH
You can spot the robot and\or predict where it will fall based on what would be a good spot. There's also a long delay before it actually starts. But I'll agree that, for the time it disables you, it needs a better counter.
He's really not that good. Get's screwed easily against good mobility heroes. Play a bit more and you'll start seeing less of him because of this.

Can't wait for Project O. :^)

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I don't mind taking cash from retarded people, they stay in MMR hell, after all.

OH THE IRONY

You sure


everytime I play with Holla Forums its mic spamming,shittty memes and everyone just screams.

implying what, 4chan isn't complete shit? I'm pretty certain it's complete shit.

that was my only point. You need a light framework of moderation in order to keep everything in line. Unfortunately it seems a lot of the time, one or two bad apples start letting the "power" go to their heads, drama crops up, and they start becoming gatekeepers of their own choosing.

That true, I never said otherwise. I can do amazing things with Zen, BUT I need a decent team. I have no survivability if my team folds like paper. He needs more health, or some kind of mobility, and some better healing mechanics (more HPS or allow an orb to stay on someone unless they get X distance away from you, rather than 3s break LoS). His offense is fine, it's that he really needs a tweak in at least one other area to make him balanced. I see a lot of people say they'd be fine with him having 25-50 more health, just enough to survive that random Widowmaker body shot to the goddamn toes, which kills you instantly.
Gonna need source on this, last I saw, they were planning on nerfing the fan hammer ability. I don't think they've made any balance changes to the game at all yet since full release.
there are ways around it, but they're based more on happenstance than skill. I hear Mei use her ult all the time, but I CAN'T see where the robot is going, i don't see it fly through the air anywhere, all I do is I take a guess at where I'd expect her to throw it (usually I'm right) and I stay away from there. The thing is that, if I have the skill or ability to do so, I should be able to protect my teammates from it. I should be able to shoot the robot down to try and save my team. Mei already has it easy enough as it is.
I'm not saying he is. Most of the people I see play him specifically AREN'T that good, but I'm just pissed at seeing him get cheap fucking kills from arrow spam of high-damage projectiles registering against giant hitboxes that don't require you to be accurate with a "sniper" class. Most Hanzos I see are literally nothing but arrowspam at chokepoints. Yes, he has counters, I'm not worried about that, I'm just irritated at the cheap deaths I'll sometimes get when I'm slaughtered by someone with no skill and the deathcam clearly shows that (especially playing as Zen). You should have skill in order to kill me with a sniper class. If you don't and it's obvious you don't, there's something wrong, either balance wise or design wise.

On the bright side, I'm seeing lots of people dodging his Q now. It used to be "Q OF THE GAME" all the time, now everyone knows to sidestep for a moment when you hear his nipponese scream.

There was a nice guild for Tera where everyone was a loli and it was quite chill.
But then again, there was Project Gorgon, that had it's fair share of cool players but also a few faggots that ruined it for everyone else because they just didn't gave a fuck.


Don't be so certain. Go check a few boards and update your information. I'm not gonna say it's better or worse but Holla Forums sees a lot of moderation removing duplicate/template threads and the "dat boi" or pepe posters are mocked by everyone as "sad frog posters".
It might not be good for everyone, but it surely is different than what it was before and I'm not sure all of it is bad.

Well, he IS a support character after all. But it's quite true. The few times I manage to rack several kills is behind a Reinhart shield of if everyone else is distracted with my team.

Having a Symetra in your team means a Widowmaker can't just bodyshot you, but she's not always a good choice to have so that's a moot point I guess.

To be honest, I'd change him to self heal whenever a target with the Discord gets damage and heal people with the Harmony orb more if he damages anyone, reducing the passive healing.
That would give him a bit better survability while also requiring a bit more skill and teamwork to play with.
Another simple fix is to boost his movespeed but reduce it for every orb he throws and he can recall them by "firing" them at nothing.
That way, if you're gonna use them agressively, you won't be able to run from a fight but if you don't want to fight, recall the orbs and run away.

Mei's robot needs to flash maybe, it's currently too sneaky. Junkrat's tire glows and so does McCree, so it would make sense for her robot to glow and warn people as well.

Hanzo's bow needs the same nerf that the Huntsman has. Holding it for too long reduces your aim with it, leading to shit aiming.
Not-fully charged arrows don't have any range or damage so those are okay, but simply having it so he can't hold arrows indefinitely would be great.

Hanzo's are getting very creative lately. I've seen some run behind the oposing team and use it from there, catching people by the back.

That's lolicons for you.
It's not around anymore, eh?

>>>/cuckchan/

Something, something balance changes, gunners too OP, late game content disapointing, etc. It just kinda disappeared after the interest died there since the devs kinda screwed the whole balance of it.
Lolicons at least are pretty chill and can have some fun even when they don't go full lewd.

Literally Tumblr everyone, this is what you get when you try to help/inform anyone or ask them to think about their actions.

Does anyone have the link to Blizzard's statements in pic one? I can't find it.
Nope, the buyfags in the thread did.
eu.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/17611931560


Wow what's all of this?
Yeah, fucking all of them. That's what the chat is for you retard. If we were having a hard time we'd ask other squads for help and coordinate attacks.
Hahahaha, he can't prove me wrong. Cry harder baby, maybe one day you'll think of a few reasons that Overwatch is better. Hell I'll buy the game outright if you can bring anything to the table.
I know it's something you're forcing on me, when it's on you since I'm the one that asked for it fucking first.
TF2 requires more accurate aim, has a better more balanced set up classes, and more maps/objectives/gamemodes at it's launch than this modern $40 piece of shit does.

TF2:
4 Gamemodes
6 Maps
Perfect balance between classes.
No Cash Shop
$20
Overwatch:
3 Gamemodes
12 maps
Needs improvement in it's hero balance, splits TF2's engineer class into three different heroes.
Cash shop
$40

Are you really this fucking dense? People don't play Multiplayer games, especially ones with a team based/objective based emphasis like this to just fucking ignore everyone. Literally ASSFAGGOTS and CoDfags that plop into multiplayer games just ignore everyone and be a perpetually salty cunt in the chat all the time.
See
I don't want to play with retarded cancer user.

Thank you for your sympathy fag, at least that piece of shit fulfilled the purpose that I played it for. improving aim

You're fucking terrible, I could have convinced twice as many people to buy the game if I was in your shoes. But as you stand, you're just ticking off another box on a long list of reasons on why you're an enormous faggot.

*at launch for it's value

See, this is what you get with years of ironic "Your opinion is wrong!"

So is overwatch any good?
Will it make me remember the early days of TF2 before it became total nonsence?

Anyone else enjoying this weekly brawl? I'm loving it because it's helping me get out of my comfort zone and try out more of the hero's I wasn't playing before.

Yes. Every hero is as simple as every class used to be in early TF2, there's no established meta yet, and you get the side bonus that you won't join a server with widly different skilled players as you get in TF2.

Good thing I provided objective information.


No, don't listen to the shill. If you want anyone else's opinion, I'm all for it, but don't listen to 7ea924. He's not even hiding it anymore, this game is nothing like TF2 outside of the basic premise and gamemodes, it'll remind you more of nu-TF2 with it's shitty community and lack of game polish.

That sounds REALLY tempting. I know almost none of the game outside if the praise it's getting, and the porn. The fact that it's pre-crisis TF2 makes me want to try it.

I'll have to listen to other a lot more opinions before I form my own. Plus I'm not sure my toaster can play it yet.

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imo it's fun, expet for when the matchmaking fuck up and you get the really boring stomps.

Planting Reinhardts ass on the payload and just not leaving it even once? Yeah.

Better off saving for new parts then, a better gaming PC is better than a single new game.

Best of luck, be warned of the ASSFAGGOTS-tier community and 20tick servers. I also heard that they really want this to be an Esports game and that never really turns out well in my experience.

Paypal is guaranteed 30 days right? This is your best option, you might just get all of the enjoyment you want.

actually blizzard is the one offering 30 day refunds

No shit, I just know it's guaranteed if I use PayPal.

oh ok, misunderstood you

If you don't know nothing about it, don't be an idiot and buy it.
There are thousands of videos on youtube with gameplay that you can watch first, see some of those first.
There's Ster, who's a giant faggot, but he makes videos about a specific character only per video and you can gauge how each sorta plays by watching him since he does play okay.

You should have played the Open Beta for free so this wouldn't be a problem, but missing that, you can get the unofficial open beta:
Try it and refund it if you don't like it. Also, don't buy the collectors edition for 60$. It's 20$ extra for 5 skins. You can't those skins with loot crates, but it's still 4$ per skin, which is theft, basically.


What's there to say? That you're comparing TF2, a game that's a sucession of TFC, that's a sucession of Half Life, with a new IP? That it not only launched with more maps but the only gamemode it's missing is CTF, that it has more heroes than TF2 ever had classes or subclasses? Or that it launched with proper matchmaking, something that's taking 10 years for TF2 to get? Or how the balance in TF2 is so bad tournaments are almost stock only?
There's nothing to say other than "don't aim at your foot when shooting."

What are your specs? Overwatch is actually fairly well optimized and runs well-ish on toasters. Can't promise you you'll have the best graphics, but 60 FPS ain't a dream.

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I hope that pastel de nata was worth it


Whats with all the fucking greentext stories?
Does anyone here do these anymore?
You fucks are blatant cuckchan rejects.

Reinhart's fate is to stand over the Payload, watching his comrades charge to stupid deaths. ;_;7
But your team having problems with Mei when you have a Roadhog? Now that's weird.

Also, that was a Shutdown potg. Probably near the end of the game as well. Sorry to tell you, but the algorythm for PotG doesn't factor stunning at all.

And you're a sad little goon trying to fit in and turn this place into SA.

Fuck off.

One more boogeyman to add to the list, whats next?
NeoFag?
Masterchan?
Go back to Hiroshima and DMChAn

no no no, stop trying to start more shit flinging, just discuss the fucking game.

I've was "reported for picking mei" twice.

I barely ever play her, and didn't do particularly great, but I guess that wins.

Reporting people seems kinda limited and not very intuitive now. I know that's a can of worms waiting to be opened but that's something that needs to be worked on.
Currently, you can only report for Spam, Harassment and Hacking, but there's other stuff that needs to be there too:

I mean, there's always a list of "recent players" on the Social Tab that gives you the list of people you've played against. As long as you remenber the name, you can find them there.
And there's something neat that I dunno how it works: you can right click a player and "Avoid Player", which I'm guessing means the matchmaking is gonna try to not put you in the same games he is.

My only consolation with these funny guys is that I can avoid them with a few clicks and they'll always be stuck to MMR hell.

Whats there to discuss?
Tracers Ass?
Dvas bodysuit?
Memes?
The cancerous community that you shouldnt be hanging around anyways?

The game is a barebones Team Based FPS with ASSFAGGOTS elements with no depth.
Everyone is just comparing stats like they did in ASSFAGGOTS threads before they were shitposted to death and the board saw less shitposting across it.

Everytime one of these games that pander to a cancerous community they created comes out like Undertale and Dark Souls the quality of posts across the board drops.

the game mechanics? patches you want to see? experiences with the game? also there's no rush, Holla Forums is slow as it is, only post when you have something to post and don't be fag shitting up threads.

Why discuss something that will be ruined in mere months?
Why discuss something that will be shat on by one of the worse companies put there?
Why buy a game from a company that has shown total lack of disregard for its fans countless times in multiple ways?
Why buy a game from a company that helped create awful standarts and business practises and is only now seeing a backlash only for you fucks to support them directly and willingly?

I made a new board since this place lacks anything like dedicated video game discussion.

8ch.net/topv/index.html

What game?

wew

forgot my image

I really want a lot more modes. Even if they are "unbalanced" in terms of what characters to pick. It isn't like there are way sto deal with it.

A capture the flag would be fun. Just disable ability use for whoever is holding the flag.

I also want more info about the story. There is a lot they can get out of the game, they've laid an amazing base.

Nah we don't need more story.

it's LoS. you see those numbers on the screen when you're playing Lucio? +1-+5? that's how many people are currently in LoS of him, and receiving his buff.

go around a corner in the starting area where you can't see anyone and the number will disappear.

Lucio's buffs have unlimited range but require the LoS. this makes him a good support healer for characters that tend to be more lonerish or play farther away from the group, like genji, reaper, tracer and pharah.

i'd also like to see a "no jumping" thing with hanzo. if you have the bow drawn fully, either you can't jump, or jumping causes you to reset your draw without firing the arrow.

I wanna' get this bullshit, but I don't have a credit card.
I do however have my bank account tied to my PayPal, but apparently Blizzard won't let me use PayPal without having a credit card.
What is this fuckery and are there any workarounds?

anyone here looking to play?


go back to 4/b/ and enjoy the 10 pages of mr skeletal, its getting to be that time of year again isnt it?

You can buy prepaid "credit cards" like gift cards at nearly any store.

are you locked in to using only one random hero per match?


they need to somehow adjust matchmaking so you don't end up with retards. many players will ignore the payload, have shitty team comp (yeah guys let's have a 3rd hanzo, what could go wrong), have no sitational awareness (you're in a 15 second fight right next to a teammate who doesn't know or care you're in a battle to the death a few feet away from him) and simply love to charge toward the enemy, one or two at a time, and proceed to get fucked up. Too many people play this like they can go full rambo and get 4 kills on their own. That IS possible, but it requires the right character with at least a passing level of skill (for example, tracer could pull that off) which these faggots never have.


filter him. i kid you not, he's been shitposting literally for days, he's the first one i removed.


mei can be cheap as fuck. i hate mei and tracer with a burning passion because i consider them low-skill, high reward characters. apparently that sentiment is shared, but reporting you for doing something obviously within rules of the game is plebbit-tier fucktarded.

No every time you die you respawn as a random Hero. Leads to some fun Hero combinations sometimes.

Yeah, but they charge you like $4 to activate them.

I'm down to play. profile is Moonman

cant add without the tag at the end

oh sorry its #12264

What? Since when?

Reinhart is great with any choke point at all. Even under heavy concentrated fire, it can still last around 7 seconds or so, which is plenty of time for a widow to snipe stationary targets. In bigger open engagements, just holding out your shield is super useful, if your teammates realize how to utilize you.

He still has a range of 30 meters, it's not just LoS.


I also don't think you can jump with a knocked arrow. Dunno what you're going on.


You can buy cards that you activate for balance in your account. And no, they don't charge anything for them (besides the price, of course). I activated 2 20€ cards to buy my copy.


I don't crosspost. I know people that do and what they tell me, though.
Because that worked so well for SA, didn't it?

mei yes. tracer? not likely. proper usage of her blink requires a lot of situational awareness. blink in the wrong direction and you end up with a face full of hook and pig dick, or rightclick mcflashybang, or even off the world.

if you play conservatively with her, then yes, she's nearly impossible to die with. but ive never had a conservative tracer make any kind of impact on a game. if all she's doing is poking a bit then and blinking out then her affect on the game is minimal. yes, she'll get her ult eventually, but a mcree or mei or junkrat on your team can help a lot to make life harder for her.

i love junkrat partly because of how well he shuts down the flanker/harasser types. a bear trap/mine combo in a side passage will guarantee a tracer kill, and will fuck a genji up enough to make him take extra precaution when entering an area he hasn't been in for awhile.

I have no doubt that you have first hand knowledge of SA.

yeah he can. 2 seconds in the practice range confirms it.

as for lucio's range, even if it is capped at 30m, ive never been in a situation where someone was out of range while also being in LoS, so practically it doesn't matter, at least with the maps we have now.

You have a board now. Now use it.
>>>/topv/

There's also >>>/cuck/ and yet, you're still here :^)

they could start by having actual matchmaking that tries to get players of similar mmr together instead of just giving you worse teammates as you win more.

Well meme'd, my fellow Chan User! Upboat for you! It's all yours, my friend!

Blizzard. I know it's difficult, but seriously try not to be faggots. Christ.

Getting this game this weekend with my paycheck. What am I in for? I know about the waifu bait, and I know about the texas man being broken to high noon, but anything else a newbie like me should know? What's all this about microtransactions?

to get any cosmetics you need loot boxes, you get one every tie you level up or you can buy them. Pretty ignorable except if you are a gigantic fag that can't live without a certain taunt or skin. Other than that expect retarded team mates, lag, and one sided matches both ways. Still a fairly enjoyable game and you should really consider playing with friends or literally anyone, as you even get an exp boost for playing in parties.

how much are these boxes? Duplicates give in-game currency, right?

The boxes do the whole "the more you buy the less each one is" thing where alone the are like 3 dollars but if you buy 50 it is 25 I think. Duplicates give currency but a pretty abysmal amount, most currency is gonna be from the crates in large drops, but even then it's not much compared to the price of some skins.

A major part of the game is switching between characters. Don't be afraid to do it as necessary.

Also, the map variety makes some heros really shine on certain sides of certain maps. So look for ways to exploit particular positioning. Like on the illos map with the pit, people love going roadhog, lucio, and phara to try and knock people into the pit.

I meant two dollars for boxes, not 3

i dont know why people never suggest soldier or zarya to mitigate tracers effectiveness. both have hitscan weapons with great/perfect accuracy and the means to discourage her from getting too ballsy.
if tracer gets close to soldier she eats helix rockets, if she doesnt get close she gets peppered and any damage she gets off will get healed off, not to mention if she runs away soldier *will* win through endurance as his sprint has no cooldown.
her only real options against soldier are to catch him while hes busy with someone else or to ult him. and ulting him involves getting close where again a helix rocket has a good chance of taking her out too.

zarya wont have the speed or range to be as much of a threat to tracer but her shields can eat a pulse bomb for instant super saiyan and if she is in zaryas range she wont be able to stick around long and while she retreats to lick her wounds you continue about your business because zaryas got 200 regenerating shields.


youre probably in for an enjoyable time until the matchmaking decides to play ping pong either putting terrible players on your team or the enemies.
play with 3 "friends" if possible to mitigate the effects of this.
each has 5 items in it, duplicates are possible which get converted into credits, credits can buy anything but player icons it seems. you might also just straight up get credits from the loot crates. ive gotten 500 once i dont know if theres anything bigger. voice lines arent that expensive so just pick the most obnoxious ones for characters youre likely to play and spam the shit out of them.
the valkyrie skins makes mercy's boobs bigger, while the devil skins make them smaller, avoid.
be sure to turn on kill feed if it isnt on by default, its nice to know if your asshat pharah killed anyone with her ult before inevitably eating dick. you also get to do settings for each individual character if thats your thing, sometimes unique settings such as mouse sensitivity for windowmaker while scoped, or toggle heal beam for mercy.
the first thing i would suggest you do is try to learn where all the health packs spawn, your options open up as you do, otherwise youll have you rely on your possibly retarded healer who might not even be able to follow you in to enemy territory.

Mystery Heroes is great. Not only is it an excuse to learn new heroes, but it changes the flow and strategy of the game. If you kill their healer or their godlike sniper then the enemy team will likely be stuck without a healer or sniper for an extended length of time rather than just the 20 seconds it takes them to respawn and run back.

Gotcha. I'll probably dump like 5 bucks into the game then to get 10 boxes if it works like that or whatever, then play reinhardt because I like the idea of playing a giant german space marine.

Actually her boobs are the same size, it's just the outfit that changes. Valkyrie has a boob plate where as the imp/devil chest is stretched so there's no curve. Kind of backwards. I like both (and have both anyway.

Also there's only 4 items per crate.


Because you have to hit her constantly, and the slow-ish damage means she can easily recall her health.

The best Tracer counter is Pharah. Then again the best EVERYTHING counter is Pharah. Snipers are also good because 1 body shot will kill her.


Why the FUCK would you buy boxes? You get them for leveling up, averaging about 1 box per 45 minutes.

This the perfect way to describe overwatch. It's exactly what Smash is to competitive fighting games.

You are autistic as fuck.

Not autistic as in "retard" or any other insult like that. I mean you actually have autism.

Nobody else would try so hard to convince people to stop playing a game they don't like.

rein has the best voice lines.

Why do people say she;s tumblr? that's Mei.

The only "Tumblr" thing she has is her hair.


Why do people keep calling her tumblr despite all of this?

Zarya is mother material and I love her

heh indeed.

It's like he's some sort of…. filthy pleb?

non-competitive maybe, but totally casual? the difficulty is decided depending on how good the players are. you know, like any competitive multiplayer game.

this just seems like contrarianism for the sake of. "This thing is popular, lets dissect every minor flaw and blow it out of proportion and call the game shit!!!"


I'm a valvecuck if anything, now go buy my self TF2 made hats you filthy fucking goy

Also, her entire design is literally copied from an actual Blizzard employee who they wanted to give a tribute to. The only differences is that they buffed her up and gave her the scar.

Don't forget, she also hates Omniacs, which are the "oppressed minority" in this universe.

and? so she looks like a real person, doesn't mean the character is the same.

I've seen the images, it literally just looks like the hair was copied.

So, they got the one aspect everyone hates from a real life person. Makes sense.

Wtf kind of game is this. What do i work towards and pound my measly hoard of shekels into every week?

The game is fucking shit.

because you would have to play the game or watch a bunch of clips to hear those voice lines

despite the liberal ties I personally dig the hair, it's p cute

Bastion has a bird

they've claimed there will be post release content like more costumes but who knows

everyone got better overnight or something

i wish i had played more PC shooters when i was younger, but i didn't have a pc back then so yeah

gotta practice my aim a lot

I'm the complete oppsite today I started showing up on the end cards as D.va for kills

i can't stand her because of the design. yeah, the hair is cancer but what bothers me most are the ridiculous man muscles. she simply doesn't have the constitution of a strong female. instead, she looks like a half-man. she has the waist, yeah, but her muscles look like men's muscles. i find muscle girls rather attractive but she's just absolutely repulsive. her muscles just don't look right. it's like the artists took male bodybuilders as concept art and built all her muscles based off of guys. also, why does she have bodybuilder muscles in the first place? does she lift for looks or strength? considering she's carrying that giant black hole belcher around all the time, i'd say the latter. it's a bit harder to tell from such a small sample but your picture is a lot more accurate in that regard.

i'm not great at shooters but i'm not bottom of the brackets and i'm getting slapped around today and snuffed at first cap points

Too bad she doesn't look like that in game. Looks like a fuckin tranny

today is the day of shitters. i haven't had this many games where my team is absolute crap. like total absolute crap.

i've just been sticking to the weekly brawl cause the randomness can be funny at least. like when we got three zarya's. barriers for everyone!

welcome to hell tbh

pro torbjorn gameplay here

Hey man, I'm pretty sure lots of people like Russians.

Torb plays are always fun.

She doesn't outright blame them but she does shit talk omnics whenever she can.

My only problem with her is that she has no recolor skins that change her hair color to something good. She also has one of the worst legendaries in that goth thing.

He's the best kind of large ham.

* stay by the payload
* don't go rambo until you're good enough to know when, how, and who to use to do it properly, and even though only do it rarely
* group up with your team, do not try to do anything on your own
* switch chars when needed. don't be a bastion who keeps getting sniped or hit by rockets when you have no team support.
* try to use team voip when possible, it makes a huge difference.
* obvious, but be aware of your surroundings. i swear some of these idiots play without the sound on. pay attention to footsteps; if a pharah is on the enemy side, look up.
* buy the game at 40 bucks, there's no point in getting the other editions.

it's all cosmetic stuff. you buy only loot boxes, which you get for free every 10 games or so. If you buy the game at 40 bucks, that's it, don't spend any more on it, you don't need to, and you can unlock everything (cosmetic) in the game given enough time.


loot boxes have 4 items.


5 bucks would get you five boxes, don't bother. You can get 5 boxes from level 1 within a couple hours, since the xp needed for level up is low at low levels. If you really feel like buying boxes, WAIT until you're level 40 or so and you have a feel for the game, the time taken for leveling up, what loot boxes are like, etc. You'll know the game better and will know whether you feel like throwing money down the drain or not.


Ganymede.

Also lets not forget that ult charge is reset for every death. I think that's something that should be in the main game.

i had tops top listening to background music while playing this game so i wouldn't get ambushed

should mention that every walking sound effect is unique so you can identify who's trying to sneak up on you immediately

This CAN be good advice, but don't blame your failure on your character either. Sometimes you just need to get better, not switch to a revenge counter.

You casuals enjoying your game?

That's how you draw quality.
Nothing about Overwatch is new, even if it's a new money spinner.
TF2 used 9 very balanced classes, they didn't need the shitty MOBA hero crap. Reminder, that the Engineer's job was split between three characters in Overwatch, they're just padding it out. Furthermore changing weapons to your loadouts effected how your character played.
Took way less than that, and no one fucking cared because it's a PC game, matchmaking was added for the casuals that are too lazy to use server browser.
No one cares, the balance is just fine if you weren't an anal tourneyfag.

Overwatch uses 20 tick, therefore less precision is required to aim, and therefore takes less skill. Not hard to follow lad.

You will never get an answer for any of these.

Wew that's embarrassing. Your board is shit, go there and take the cancer with you faggot.
(you)


Nope, 7ea924 has to stay where's there's tons of retards to shill too.

lurk moar faggot

You are from Reddit.

A scum sucking circle jerk site for retards.

Nobody else here would type like this and not try to talk about how this game is shit.

Where's your argument faggot? You people blow shit off and outright ignore the problems every single time.

hey niggers can I have a d.va lewd

you sure a dedicated aren't you

If this thread didn't cycle he'd break the old record of posting.

Its amazing really, dude absolutely hates game but can't stop talking about it.

He is the living incarnation of Holla Forums.

Should I buy this game?

FTFY.

if he were actually talking about it, i wouldn't have filtered him. i don't filter anyone who talks about the game, regardless of what it is, but he's one of a handful of people who insists on just shitposting and derailing the thread as hard as humanly possible.

Go back to >>>/cuckchan/

Thats funny because he literally filters people that tell him to fuck off


At least find a decent shock comic fag

Yes/No?

Buy it so I can laugh at your posts of dissapointment which will arrive sooner or later.

2 boxes today both had legendary skins for characters I never use
fuck

Why can't this game be 30 dollars.

They should let you sell the skins you don't want.

but then that'd make farming certain skins too easy

I just realized this is from PS.

And blizzard will probably try to make patches release simultaneously. aka fuck over PC users.

Damn.

They already auto-sell any duplicates, it doesn't really affect that much.

I don't really think you need to be able to sell that way.

tfw you realize overwatch would have been patched by now if it wasn't held back by consoles

What would they patch right now? Dropping balance changes immediately on a new game is unwise. It's very hard to judge where buffs and nerfs are needed when players don't know what they are doing yet.

Bug fixes they could do, but I haven't actually seen anything myself. There are ALWAYS bugs to fix but that means I wouldn't care.

Better than 3 sprays for characters you never use and a profile picture of a character you never use.
Been getting that trash nonstop for ages, my only respite was a victory pose for mccree and I wouldn't be caught dead playing that one trick pony.

smh

blizzdrones plz

I don't care about fixing bugs that don't affect me. Simple logic. If it doesn't affect me at all why should I care?


And the game was balanced-patched during beta. The data they have for live sucks because yes, it does take the average casual months to understand half the characters. Something like Pharah might not be so OP once people learn to look up, that sort of thing.

do not buy boxes


look you
if she recalls then shes not going to be able to play in as aggressive a manner, in many cases this counts as 'dealing with' tracer, and she might not even recall to full health. im not suggesting that zarya can obliterate tracer, but can definitely mitigate the impact she has on the game and your team might be relying on you to play a fatty.

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In terms of fatties I prefer Reinhardt. Sooner or later she slips up and gets close and gets clobbered. Better than Winston even.

>>>/topv/

Give me one reason why bastion shouldn't just be removed. He's just a manual tornjorn turret with excessive damage and a self heal. He offers nothing different and the game would lose nothing from his removal.

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it's a noob trap

Sorry I don't know everything about a shit game faggot

3 direct pharah shots from behind someone's shield or 2 widowmaker shots, problem solved.

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Pretty much this
He rapes stupid people
Snipers are normally the biggest retards and never take out easy bastions
Same goes for pretty much everyone really, rocket nigger and peg leg can get easy enough kills in most spots or at the very least make him move

Its fun taking him out at range with mei though
God i love her range

because he takes 2 players to be effective, without a reinhardt hes a joke.
being stationary is death in this game, thats why they made his recon transformation faster.
i would have liked to see old bastion though, who came with his own frontal shield, probably piss easy to deal with since he couldnt turn around but at least he would have had a niche that wasnt just 'other turret, but with a respawn timer'.

Because he's a retard filter, there's your direct answer.

techraptor.net/content/new-overwatch-bug-kicks-bastion-players-thinks-theyre-afk

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Will I get banned if I buy the game through Korean/TW store?

Youll get banned regardless for using the wrong character/being toxic/playing the game wrong/suspicion of cheating.

Might as well go for it and buy twi copies just in case

no actually he has a point, what does he offer to the game after the removal of his shield? at least with that he had something unique to use as leverage for actual strategy instead of just hoping they they forgot you exist or have nothing to poke you with.
theres plenty of under appreciated retard filters, though maybe im really underestimating the stupidity that goes on in pleb games.

the percentage of people who play sebastian that dont understand its probably a good idea to move after taking a grenade to the face from a position he cant fire back at is pretty staggering.

m8 I call people niggers, jews, call the chinese map Ching Chong tower in chat and more and no ban yet.

Probably because Australian server and everyone immediately echoes my racism but still.

cucks

Yeah it's a amazing, or like how they think they can take everything to the face if they have a Mercy healing them. Seen countless Bastion think they're invincible because I'm healing them, then once they drop down to 10 hp they finally realize they aren't and try and get up and die.

Mercy brings out the stupid in the retards
Id love to play her more but every time I do im basically ass against the base because nobody moves forward

No dva shooting them at range does not do damage

WEW LAD

Stay mad autismos, I'm having a blast with this gem of a game.

Who is paid more? The marketing shill or the anti overwatch shill?

>>>/suicide/

No son, this games brings the retards to this board

who would pay the anti shills

This is "reverse racism" levels of retarded

Im not your son you delusional faggot

I dunno
Who pays $10 to post on a forum

Anyone with a competing product, obviously.

Of course goon
Cant be racist to white people 🦂

I don't know why I put up with this faggot.


The fourth pic's problem (besides being an easily manipulated goyim) is related to the board software being broken on firefox based browsers. You need to delete your 8ch cookies (and re-import all of your settings/favorites) so you can hide threads again until the cookie gets fucked up and you have to do it all over again.

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haha those are from this very thread

Rub it in his face.

More like an angry South American who's upset that the game isn't F2P so he's determined to shitpost about it for weeks.

Probably
Or he purchased battleborne

He spends more time defending his kike-enabling ways than actually playing the product he taco shelled out his money for.

Nobody is defending anything besides you defending your autism

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Reason(s) to buy this game:

Reason(s) to not buy this game
hmmmm

GLORIOUS

How in the fuck are you still going? Why are you persistently posting in this thread every single day instead of just playing some other vidya?

Im playing Call of Chernobyl with Atmosfear on an HDD.
Im using my phone

Also:
>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/tumblr/

Thats even worse

I'm riding out to my next job.
Plenty of free time to put the goyim in their place.

Certainly not worse than playing Overwatch

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BUT MEMES ARE SO FUNNY, MAN

It's a sign

Kys

I'm not quite sure why you are so intent on convincing everyone to stop having fun with Overwatch
Most people here who are still discussing Overwatch have already bought it, played it, and already formed their own opinion. I don't see what you contribute to the current discussion. What point are you trying to make, and do you think that you are successful in making people see your light?

Oh I do, but he's extremely vulnerable to peer pressure (he's a 27 year old kissless virgin), is awkward as fuck, and is desperate for peer approval. The chairforce is highschool 2.0, and he's desperately afraid of being bullied and becoming an outsider.


I hope you're at least playing with the AO 3.1 merge.

To humiliate you and ostracize you for making such a poor decision and to drive off the shills that have obviously infiltrated every gaming community.

Not giving you a safe space where you can propagate your cancerous obvious crossposting.

FUCKKKKK

I was literally just in a game with a Reinhardt who fucked our whole team over. He misplayed so hard, he literally you payed for a f2p first person moba it was crazy

Obviously, mid mag cocking still triggers me though.

the only way to humiliate somebody is to fuck them in the ass

bend over

n-no only blizzard-sama can have my 40 dollars

That humiliation part doesn't exactly work on an anonymous image board, pal.

You know he has autism right? Stop replying to him. It's not nice to antagonize them. Just filter and move on. He's been here since this thread opened two weeks ago.

I'm going to take you out for a nice dinner and then make you pay for each additional line of dialogue

And we'll be here until this dead dies, when it goes the way of hsg and finally is removed for being the cancer it is. Hopefully before any more retards are attracted.

Do you think it's working? I'm not sure what's the problem with people talking about videogames. I can decide by myself how content I am with purchasing a videogame after playing it, and I am not sure how someone constantly telling me that I should regret my purchase when I obviously don't regret my purchase is any help. Besides, you seem to overestimate how humiliating it is for someone on an anonymous imageboard if you call them a faggot

Do you think it's working? When I try to make threads about new games, I get accused of marketing. When I try to make threads about not-as-well-known old games, I don't get any replies. It never ends! I'm not sure where you draw the line between discussing videogames and perceiving videogame discussion as marketing. Wouldn't any discussion of a new video game be marketing by that logic? How would it even be possible to talk about new videogames according to you, without playing them?

Why would you think this is a safe space when people like you are still posting here? It is in fact the only place in the catalog to discuss Overwatch since its a cyclical thread.

oh user, my money is practically gushing out of my wallet. dont look!

filtered

keep shitposting and you're getting reported

I'm 90% sure that the game has already reached its max amount of players. I'm also pretty sure that a great majority of those people have completely stopped playing after realizing how casual and terrible the game is. The only reason I still play it is because my friend paid for it so he could complete the 6-man team he was forming. Speaking of which, 6-man teams are ridiculous compared to all-random teams since you'll just stomp them every time due to communication.

It's amazing how one of you niggers can say that to me when your ilk as been here for days, and posts way more than I do. You also say that like it matters, but it's fine.

No, that would be the user you're replying too fucktard, I was talking about the game when that faggot filtered me, he was just asshurt about my opinion and screamed
"SHIT POSTER SHITPOSTER, MOMMY THERE'S A SHITPOSTER LOOK AT ME IGNORE HIM."

You can't actually talk about the game with you people because you'll simply deny what's happening. Jesus the cognitive dissonance in this thread, have some consistent thoughts for once instead of swapping strawman and boogeyman.

OK, let's take a step back here. Even if I liked this game, I would never call it a gem. You know why? That would imply that it's unique in the slightest and worthy of being called a classic in a few years, and even if you think it's not a shitty game, that simply isn't true.

Of course goyim
Cant be racist to jews

Shills don't exist on Holla Forums at all, or ever right?

Go to Reddit if you want a circle jerk you pansy.
It's like you people didn't even read the OP

How fucking new are you? We shame newfags and shills out of here all the time.

it will hit max playerbase when they f2p it, blizzard knows how to jew in the long term; just look at that shitty mmo they made

I like AJ styles too, but I'm not going on your tiny board

You belong there.

Disgusting.

congrats on your moba skin, pencildick

THEY STILL THINK THEY BELONG HERE!

They said they would be balancing the PC and console versions separately.

Wait, how would you report me for shitposting if you have filtered me?
How does that even work? You wouldn't be able to see what I post if you filtered me, and you wouldn't be able to tell if I was shitposting and report me for that. That doesn't make any sense.


I'm sure you must have misconstrued my post. There's a difference between convincing someone a game is shit and trying to make someone stop having fun. Right now most opinions have already been formed, so it's kind of pointless to convince people to not have fun with the games they already played. Not that there's nothing bad to say about Overwatch, but at this point it'd be preaching to the choir. We all know it is shit/mediocre/whatever, what remains in this thread is the people who are still playing Overwatch and not getting bored from it yet, and the people trying to convince said players that Overwatch is shit. I get your intentions, but I don't feel like it's really working, so I'm kind of wondering why you're still here. The D44M cyclical lasted shorter than this one because most people agreed it had a mediocre singleplayer and shitty multiplayer. Since Overwatch is a multiplayer game, it'd make more sense for the people who are still playing it to talk about it (or in other words, circlejerk) since they've already made up their minds and there's little point to listen to any kind of opinion really aside from newcomers checking it out. There's probably more shitting on Overwatch in the future when Blizzard inevitably fucks it up with an update, and everyone will be shitting on it then like what happened with Payday 2. How come I can make Payday 2 threads without getting called a shill, can you explain that?

It ain't mine, but I advocated for youfags to evacuate. So get.

Well luckily that hasnt happen yet

who triggered this shitposter into writing a novel?

I made it.
Its got to grow somehow.
If you can't talk about video games on Holla Forums then you got to have somewhere that you can.

Wrong on all counts, communication alone won't save a PUG

Seriously though, you seem to hate it but you still play it, and you think the casuals who actually like it (ie 90+%) will stop any time soon?

If overwatch players cared about videogames they wouldn't be playing overwatch

They dont remain, they come here to talk about it after being banned from cuckchan and Reddit like the living waste they are, just like Undertale and ASSFAGGOT threads before it.

This is why I know you dont belong here, you dont even use the caralog

i hope undertale gets that hard mode update and lots of cuhrayzee plot developments so the pain can flow once again.

Why do I belong there? All I said was that I like the pro wrestler he posted.

Could have been 500 credits instead, even. I'm sorry for your loss. But hey, at least if by sheer luck you get it again, you'll get a trade-in.

I do fucking hate it. Only reason I still play it is because my one good friend refuses to play anything besides Overwatch now. The only time where I have a slightly enjoyable experience is when our team gets matched against a 4-man team or more, so it's at least a bit of a challenge.

how many Overwatch™ credits do you get for duplicate skins of that tier?

Trade-ins are shit though you only get 1/5th the price. So if you're an unlucky fuck who gets the same legendary skin twice all you'll get is a whopping 200 credits.

So..for a legendary skin, 100 coins. Better than nothing.

Disregard that I suck cocks, 200.

my math a shit

200 is 1/5 of 1000

Not reading all of that.
This is an inevitable process, if someone convinces you that a game is shit than it's not going to be fun anymore.
I did the same thing when a friend of mine was played Persona Q and I told him Etrian Odyssey 4 is way better.
Hahaha, go ahead and try it without getting a large amount of hate for sucking Overkill's cock for a mediocre piece of shit.

I heard that in the future Blizz might let you redeem them for you payed for a f2p first person moba

What's your account? Post it so we can see your stats and how awesome you are at the game.


You keep responding to the handicapped. It's not nice you know! It's like in highschool when the special ed kids came around and started throwing trash in the air or walking into classrooms and making loud noises. You just let them do whatever they want, since if you do anything you're the asshole. You just sort of ignore them or wave at them, "that's nice buddy!".

where's my "that's nice buddy!" faggot?

So kind of like most generals? If you go to a general and tell them that their game is shit, sometimes people will even agree with you or try disproving you, but most of them just want to play the game regardless. There's little evidence that they are actually halfchan and reddit rejects aside from willing to play Overwatch. You act like having superior taste and talking about good video games is something only exclusive to the superior fullchan race, which held some truth before, but we all know that is becoming less true with the day, and it isn't just because of the immigration problems.

As shit as Overwatch and ASSFAGGOTS are, they are videogames and there's no reason to ban discussion of said games unless the games isn't being talked about at all like with the Undertale generals. I'd rather not have a BO enforce their personal tastes upon everyone, though your way of 'fixing' the situation I feel doesn't contribute to anything, nor I feel does it contribute to a better Holla Forums.

What? Where did I imply this? Please re-read my post again carefully. I implied that talking about new games would only get me called a shill, not that nobody would discuss it. What'd you do if someone came into a thread about your favourite video game and then started downplaying it the whole time because he thinks he is doing the entire board a favor by enforcing his own standards for taste in videogames?


That'd work if your friend wasn't regularly visiting Persona generals. People visit generals because they want to play those games regardless of how good/shit it is. You can convince them to play something better in said generals, though for multiplayer games it isn't as easy. Online multiplayer games drain your soul, man.

Just had both teams spawn in the same start before a match. Very odd bug, anyone else ever see that?

And you sure arent helping
>>>/cuckchan/

That sounds awesome.

Just the start or for the whole game? Sounds like they could have been fun to mess around with.

Newfag: The Post

Woulda been funny
I like when you get to just roam free before matchmaking is complete

Only if you let mob mentality and peer pressure control your decisions. I swapped to single player primarily from being a multiplayer kind of guy a few years ago. You feel so much better for it.
Thanks for reminding me that generals are cancer full of fanboys.

Just immediately at the start. They went back to their room when we killed them, but apparently they couldn't access team chat either.

archive.is/oXBSE

Had to use archive. If my post was out of format, I wouldn't have gotten the money for the shilling I'm being paid for.

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That was a neat interview, and had a nice tidbit of info there:
The servers are running at 60hz, it's the client update rate that's limited to 20hz. How about that?

HotS has 2 heroes that have Stealth practically at will. And for a long time, their forums were plagued with noobs asking for the Stealth to be removed because they just couldn't play against it.
Meanwhile, decent players could spot the shimmer that stealth characters always have and hit them with skillshots to force them out of stealth, while at the same time rendering them useless in teamfights.
The fact that Blizzard didn't went "baby mode" with those guys and kept the mechanics in the game, demanding instead that people learned to play with it instead is pretty great.

Looking at Overwatch and how Bastion was handled, but also how McCree is being handled, were nerfs will be given to heroes that actually need them, not to heroes people don't bother to learn how to play against, means that balance and skill are actually priorities for them.
I still remenber the Sticky Bomb debacle in TF2 and how it was fixed, only to be un-fixed after enough winning from fanboys made Valve go back in it's decision, making a defensive weapon agressive again. They even added the Quicki-Launcher in what can only be described as a sick joke, making the problem even worse.

At least some Devs still have the balls to demand skill from their players.

is mcree really that big a deal? more than widowmaker?
i always thought killing tanks was the reason you picked him.

Killing tanks is done with Reaper or from long range.

The problem with McCree was that his revolver is great for long distance engagements, even with the damage falloff. So the natural counter to him is getting up close and personal. Which doesn't quite work well because of his combo.
Now this ain't a problem with Tracer or Genji because he's supposed to be a counter to their high mobility. But it's too much when you consider that not even tanks can go near him, making it so he has no counter. When you think about it, just about any other hero has a very hard time fighting him unless the flashbang is on cooldown, that's the main issue.

That, and he was being played in a very agressive way that had no serious counter-play. Just charge to the point and murder the first thing that made the mistake of being too close, including tanks. This doesn't win you games but it sure is frustrating for both teams, as you'll easily get a few kills but die in the process and help little otherwise.

As he said, the problem isn't with mcree in total, just in one particular matchup: against tanks.

Basically it doesn't feel right that he can instantly vaporize tanks the exact same as he does weak characters, since he is meant to be an "anti-flanker".

It's why they aren't fucking with his flashbang, which is what everyone complains about so badly.

ill gladly take those mcrees over what i usually get

The game is already getting boring
More modes when
New characters when

I can understand where the people that are just talking shit about the game are coming from.

A friend of mine (literally a jew) bought me Overwatch when I told him I was interested since I had a lot of fun with TF2 before it started to fall apart, but that I wouldn't sink in the money for it on a gamble.

I thought it was gonna be ultra retard babbys first videogame tier like Heros Of The Storm was but with the exception of some characters (Mei) I found that not to be the case. Sure the character concepts are ripoffs but they are still a lot of fun to play while having a good deal of mechanical depth (though I will agree not half as deep as CSGO/TF2/DOTA) and they are gushing with flavor. Genji is literally just Metal gear rising Raiden and Hakumen from Blazeblue and I'm perfectly fine with that because I have a hard-on for that shit and his tool set makes me feel like a ninja.

I would agree that the nickle and diming on emotes and skins is dumb. it should have been cash for unique skins only, but apparently mouth breathing retards ASKED blizzard for some kind of progression system. TF2 vanilla had also this stuff built into the game after you bought it, But here it's chopped up so that you feel rewarded as you play. Loot boxes come at a more than reasonable pace while you level and it's just cosmetic so I dont feel the need to Shit all over blizzard for how they set it up. I would have preferred to have voice lines and emotes already unlocked but I understand what they were trying to do.

NOT TODAY xXDarkheart1995Xx

Can't agree with you. I'm somewhere around 100 hours in, I haven't even really learned all the characters. I don't feel like I've quite mastered the ones I play regularly either, and while I do have a pretty good feel for the maps I haven't learned/memorized all the health locations, back ways, and other useful spaces yet.

So while more content is good, I'm no where close to done with what they have so far.

CSGO is deep? I though it was hitscan only, "I see you first, I kill you" with complexity coming only from "this combination of 54 key presses makes you go 0.5% faster" and memorizing spray patterns.

I still think the cashop is done much better than say, LoL or TF2. In the first, I kept getting heroes but only ever bought one skin for Nasus since he was cool, while in TF2 I kept being showered with boxes that I'd never open because I don't buy keys. At least in Overwatch you can get the cosmetics just by playing the game.

It's deeper because you need precise aim and there's tacticool elements to the game. Things like teamwork, planning, buying, nade spots, etc are all very important elements of the game.

Mother fucking spray patterns are not real skill, that shit is surrogate trash for eSports autists.

I want to get Overwatch for waifu reasons.

Someone stop me please.

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I'm pretty sure it's in total. If you have a McCree who can aim, he can fuck up half your team himself. His primary fire does tons of damage from a distance, and up close he has flash + FtH. His dodge lets him get out of situations quickly, and High Noon takes any skill out of surviving that attack: you can either get to cover in time or you can't, and it never misses.

Most McCrees I see are bad or okay at best, so I don't really have any trouble with him, except up close, where all the skill is removed. It doesn't matter how good I am or how much HIGH NOON GUY sucks, all he needs to do is get his flash off and that's the end of it (Genji reflecting being one of the few exceptions, but seeing McCree, having reflect ready and using it in time takes far more skill than McCree just smacking E as soon as he sees a red player). It isn't just against tanks, it's up close in general.


Like I mentioned earlier in the thread, playing this is like playing Super Smash Brothers. It's an asymmetrical team based shooter/arena game (asymmetrical referring to the differences in the characters themselves) that's relatively good fun. The problem is, just like Smash, there are characters that are stupid easy to use and those who are very difficult to use, and it's not anywhere close to serious comp-level esport professionalism as it is, just like Smash was never intended to be super serious competitive stuff.


pharah may be the only chick i actually like, personality wise, in this game. Mei is okay i guess but the mechanics of how she plays piss me off so much I just can't ignore it.
>zarya is stronk independent dyke with man body fun fact, women cannot get that kind of body without lots of test and roids, but apparently lots of stupid bitches think it's possible just by lifting weights
Mercy is alright, I guess.


son have you ever seen an albino nigger?
you can tell they're a nigger from the facial features, it doesn't matter that they have white skin
same thing here. her skin isn't white, but those facial features are about as white as you can get. she might as well just be some white woman with a tan. (also historically egyptians were white, none of this WE WUZ KANGS shit)

really? i find pharah to be the least amusing character in the game, winning over symmetra because autism is still hilarious to me. although at least i can joke about her enslaving jews

Download a fucking VN, watch some anime, or go get the Shinovi Versus game that just released on PC. Buying a game purely for waifu material is retarded, but you can pirate the rest of this shit for it.

You weebs really need to have better self-control.

Score cards are retarded why do they show just one inane stat instead of all the relevant stats for your class + medal distribution?

It would take up too much screen space for someone sitting on their couch to read.

I completely forgot about consoles, guess that makes sense.

Not if your UI isn't shit.

Because you'd need information about ALL characters and each character has several stats to show.
From the generic "medals won, time on fire, kills, damage done, damage blocked" to the specific "rocket direct hits, hooks landed", you'd need a much bigger space for all that information for 12 players. And most of it would be redundant anyway.
And keep in mind, this is meant as an afterthought after a round that takes about 15 seconds to read, showing you only the most relevant points. Not some dissertation on why you suck at the game.

They're apparently working on Widowmaker too. Don't know what they're wasting time discussing though seems like a pretty easy fix, just decrease her charge rate for her sniper.

Whoops meant increase the charge rate.

You were correct the first time, decrease the rate at which her scoped shot charges.

i dont know how she made it out of beta like that. she must be the "eldar" of overwatch, some devs pet character. it would explain why dva who is supposed to be a hard counter feels crippled too.

I usually use Winston against Widowmaker, works decently well.

I have a problem

Winston works amazingly well against Widowmaker as he can easily ride on her ass with his short cooldown leap and outlasting her assault gun damage.

why are you fucks even playing this game if it's made by fucking blizzard. Do you fucks learn nothing?

but im having fun usually

Dunno. It's fun.

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This.

If the enemy team has a widowmaker, instant switch to winston, she's done.

Except on attack on the temple. She can perch far back and snipe the single chokepoint, and you won't be able to reach her in one jump so her team can fuck you up.

The cry is an edit

So why are you hitting us with a baloon?

Its all cancer, every single one of these fucks does not belong here in the slightlest

Check these, save them, spread them and spam them when this thread is put down and we get spammed with at least 3 of these threads with the same cancer in them

weird, I find her muscles pretty hot tbh

i want her to hold me in her big arms

autism

My nigga

"someone enjoys a fun game made by developers I dont like waaaaaaaaaaah"

here's your response

enjoy your lumberjack and blacksmith children

Thats this whole thread user
Nothing but Tumblr, they even unironically filter anons

I never filter anons, that's admitting defeat

No

"someone enjoys a fun game made by a bunch of cucks who don't give a shit about me and just want to make a quick buck on my short expectations to which I have accepted".

Fixed.

"someone enjoys a fun game made by developers I dont like waaaaaaaaaaah"

replied

there are devs that would care about me and show me affection?

By making a game that isn't shit.

yes or no damnit i need this

Stop bumping and stop trying to reason with them.
Theres nothing to be said and done.
Theyll just keep spouting that its fun because they're addicted to the grind, drama and skins and shitposting memes and porn.
Its cuckchan rejects of the worse kind.

It's good to know that at least one person can smell the disgusting fumes of their shit as they swallow the piles of it.

I am glad I didn't spend a single penny towards this disgusting SJW cultural enrichment fuckery.

So many of you are just two-faced SJWs yourselves, you degenerate fucks.

How long until people start filling actually necessary roles instead of me having to change to those after begging for someone else to do it for the first (usually losing) few minutes of the match? People seem to stick to their characters so stubbornly despite an obvious glaring hole in the team composition (which is 80% of the time a healer, 15% of the time a tank).

I just play zarya so nobody can tell me to switch

i fill a support and tank role, you cant tell me to go mercy or reinhardt

Obvious bait but don't you have anything else to do?

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Never, the community is cancer and is full of casuals, normalfags, third world shitters all of which dont know how to play vidya, doing it because their friends do, and guess what, now you're part of that of that community.

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The last bizard game I played was diablo 2

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Well, Zarya was actually designed with tumblr in mind. Hence the pink hair and stronk womyn stuff. But the same people they wanted to cater to moved the goal post and said that she is a racist depiction of Russians. Zarya is great though and it would be awesome if Blizzard wouldn't forget this and butt gate and tell these people to sod off.

Theyll do the same to you soon

fucking tumblr appropriating cute hair culture

After the tracer thing, it's become quite clear blizzard is just throwing them bones. The tracer thing was pure viral marketing, considering people found the person who "complained" and it being a fucking blizz employee from their tech support wing.

It's pretty clear they are just doing their thing and then bullshitting the tumblr crowd, playing them like a fiddle.

Newfags, they haven't felt the sting yet, but believe me they will. Then we will hear them bitch about it for days on end.

Way ahead of you.

Respect. You're a faggot, but you're alright compared to these freaks.

You can really tell when they brag about their filters.

The only reason I even browse this thread is the porn.

After all the shit they pulled and still have the fucking moxie to act like they are victims. I saw the hypocrisy, corruption, double standards, etc. Fuck all of that, I found the hard line here and there is no way they can sway me. And by some time, all of this bullshit will be gone and we can get back to playing video games. I promise you that user.

Not while companies are pandering to them and using them to shield their crappy games from criticism.

The only thing I seriously hate about Zarya is how all her skins but the legendary ones don't change her hair color. I mean, if we are going for unnatural hair colors, give her some that match the outfit.
Yellow suit, yellow hair, blue suit, blue hair. That kinda stuff.

I mean, it's kinda irrelevant, people will only use the legendary skins once they get them anyway, but it's still weird that they keep the pink hair in ALL other outfits despite them being recolors.


And hitting them in the head with said bones, with rather some force. Who cares anyway, and I mean this seriously. The game has been released, therefore it can hardly be changed or at least the Tumblr crowd thinks it can't be changed so they'll stop caring if they haven't already. It's not like they can fabricate any more controversy out of this so it's no longer an interesting target.


Wishfull thinking is really the only thing fueling the shitpost, isn't it? Must be nice. You can keep holding onto that idea that eventually they'll fuck up and it's never gonna be proven wrong because there's always the oportunity for a fuck up tomorrow. Kinda smart, actually.

Sadly for the shitposters, they aren't exactly the most savvy people in the world. Of course there will be a fuckup at some point, even if it's just the game finnaly losing fame to a new game that does the same thing better. I mean, that's mostly the biggest fuckup with Battleborn and Paladins and the others…
But everyone that bought the game now get's to play a nice game until the final fuckup. After that, we can just move on, remenbering the many hours we enjoyed playing until that day.

And let's compare things because why not? If you get 60 hours of fun from a singleplayer game, you'd say it's well worth the price you paid for it, no? It's basically 1 hour = 1$.
So if someone has at least 40 hours of fun with Overwatch, than that's their investment back, and everything after that is a nice bonus.

If you disagree, I'd seriously like to know what metric you use. Just how many hours does a game have to entertain you to be worth 40$.

We need Salazar back in our lives

To be fair, any multiplayer game that lasts long enough will eventually fuck up.
Unless it stops receiving updates, like Quake 1.

Disregard, I didn't even read the post.

I can still do that, I missed of shit in the past.
I just see all the garbage amd scams thats being put out and nobody doing anything about it, even Hollywood is less creatively bankrupt than the triple A industry at this point.

Blizzard is going to start adding paid content and make this game F2P, mark my fucking words.

The game is shit, it can only get worse.
It's a guarantee, judging by the company's history.
BF 2142 is still a good game.
UT 2004 is still a good game.
Quake 3 is still a good game.
I can go on for days.
If it wasn't a shitty 60 hours.
A real investment truly, like all of those thousand hour autists in TF2 that only started playing after the F2P update.

now thats a close call, but hollywoods been selling recycled trash for far longer than AAA gaming has been a dirty word.

Are you excited for the new Ghostbusters, user?

well are you talking mechanics or character personality? mechanics wise she's great. as close to quake as you're going to get with this game. personality wise i can't say you're wrong: she's the most straightforward, straight-edged character, hiding whatever unique traits she might have behind soldier's professionalism, but i think that's why i like her the best. Looking at most of the other female characters, it seems blizz can't make an interesting personality without fucking it up somewhere and making it irritating as fuck. You should be able to make people like a character you create without making the audience feel like they want to slap that character in the face (unless that's the point, but let's be real here).

With pharah, aside from seeming mommy issues, they didn't "develop" her enough to totally fuck her up like they did the other chicks.

absolutely, excited for shit posting and memes, excited for a gigantic failure that will inevitably be blamed on gamergate

i really love how nobody except the hardcore, progressive, super liberal fuckwad leftists even consider defending the movie. everyone knows it's shit, they knew it from the trailers, they know it from the caste, they don't even need to watch the movie, it's gonna be shit, everyone knows. Even the progressive faggots know, but they're going to whine and bitch and blame it on whatever the fuck, like systemic patriarchal bigotry, as yet another excuse that our society is "so oppressive" and doesn't fucking cater to their delusional worldview.

The salt has been flowing before the movie even gets a release. I mean fuck, all it took was one random youtuber to say "i'm not gonna go see it" for ALL the SJWs on twitter to sperg the fuck out. It's gonna be great.

I play whatever hero I want and let cucks like you choose the boring roles that don't get kills. If we don't have a balanced team I don't really care if we lose. Most people who play this game aren't good anyway and don't deserve a win and I'm not going to support a team of retards.

i think the basic skins should have the pink hair, but the epics should have two-tone hair, with dawn having white hair and blue tips, midnight having black hair and yellow tips

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she has a few jokes in her voice lines but she mostly plays it straight, still a better design and personality than fucking symettra

pharrah is one of the most fun characters to play especially with her E attack to knock people off cliffs

My character stats are great, fussing over the win/lose ratio in this game is frustrating, I've already been there and I have no doubt of the forced 50% win ratio anyway.

Subjective. At least until you post actual reasons to support this claim.
HotS did not fucked up yet and for a MOBA, it's not half bad. For a MOBA. Hearthstone receives updates and ain't half bad either but I don't play it. The company's history, to me at least, shows that they are learning and avoiding making the same mistakes again. Don't expect a RMAH any time soon.
Never said every game eventually fucks up, did? But there's still the possibility that the devs for quake release an update that adds hats, isn't there? So the game can still be fucked with, there's always that possibility.
And nevertheless, it's irrelevant if you get your money's worth in fun before that happens.
Fortunnaly, I remembered to be specific. Unfortunnaly, you might consider fun a shitty way to spend your time.
FTFY. If those autists had fun playing the game, I'd say those were hours well spent. If they only played to unlock weapons and grind metal or to get cases with weapon skins, then I'd say it was a terrible way to spend time.
I'd consider playing for the skinners box a waste of time, but that doesn't seem to be the case for Overwatch, at least not as proeminently as in other games.


Have you seen the new trailer? It's amazing. After the first one, a lot of people raised a lot of concerns about how the entire movie is just pandering to feminists, so what they did was update their trailer to include even more scenes where they are pandering to feminists.
I shit you not, there's a scene where they are designing the symbol for Ghostbusters. It's the same symbol (the ghost in the sign) but the ghost has boobs. And the male drawer (because of course it had to be not just a male but the only male) even says "What, don't like it? Is it the boobs? Because I can make them bigger."

The entire movie, the people defending it and the trailer are just like that kid pretending to be retarded, and when people call him on that, he instead doubles down on the retardation just to prove his point.

So its like the shitposters on Holla Forums huh?

The only blizzard games I've played are Warcraft III and Overwatch.

What is everyone so mad about?

You do know it's not about your win ratio, but rather who you win and lose against, right?

A good MMR system will always lead to 50% win ratio over time, as long as there's enough people at your skill level to compete against.
But a bad player ducking it out with bad players will have a 50% wr, just like a pro playing with pros.
The difference here is the level of play involved and how the games run, with pros doing far more interesting matches.

It's essentially like having a card tournament in your city versus a card tournament in your country. There's still a prize pool, players, and the game is the same. But the people that show up, the strategies they use and how the game procedes is much different.

If you prefer to keep winning against complete noobs and losing against midly competent teams, be my guest. Everyone else that likes to win against mildly competent people and lose against actual pros doesn't mind not playing with you, I'm sure.


Considering how the entire movie is shitpost in reel format, how they seem to be doing it just to stick it to the Man LEL, and how everyone that disagrees is [boogeyman]… Yeah. Just like shitposters on Holla Forums.


Somehow, the fact that you like something that they don't like means the things they like are somehow getting worse.
The logic is a bit fuzzy there, but I think it's about how "what I like isn't as popular as what you like and this is not fair because I like superior things".

Some people are just hipster fucks who hate anything and everything popular.
Some people hate everything Blizzard…for SOME reason.
I don't really get it, personally. The only underhanded shady shit i've seen Blizzard attempt was that cash auction house in Diablo 3 and after a while and complaints they pretty much dismantled that shit.
Starcraft 2's story is pretty shitty which is unfortunate because the gameplay is pretty damn great.

For fucks sake, they're still supporting Diablo 2. A game that is older than most of the people playing video games now.

Holy shit, it puts TF2 to shame
Haters BTFO

it's nothing like TF2 and has nowhere near the technical skill ceiling

I love the game but TF2 isnt going anywhere in any case.

if anything is doing in tf2, its tf2 itself

Wow, retards like this actually exist

it's like youve not recently paid attention to it

o im laffin

TF2 is already pretty much dead though, Overwatch is almost done killing it

ive sort of been keeping up with it but i havent played in about a year.
i hear the newest maps are kind of shite and its hard to find servers with people actually playing the game.
however, people have been saying shit like that for the past however many years and i wouldnt have agreed with it before.

the player count has barely been impacted besides the usual end of the year finals/graduation player drop.

The same shit has been said time and time again new class-based FPSes have been called TF2-Killers. Remember BRINK?

i've been playing this game like every day since launch and although i enjoy it, it's definitely not the "best thing" by a mile

but it is fun

non user, if it were more popular, it would be shit
don't you understand?
i do say that ironically but i also seriously think that the vast majority of all games made these days are fucking shit, regardless of popularity


No, Blizzard is pretty shit. Aside from drinking the koolaid like most other devs, they're also super jewish and have been since forever ago, only they've gotten worse with time. You have the auction house of D3, which was essentially a scam around which the game was based on and they pissed off their base so bad they had to remove it, but you also had the SCII bullshit where, if you wanted to stay up to date with the units and competitive scene, you had to get the following "expansions." After Wings of Liberty, if you didn't buy the other expansions (at the same price of that first one) then you could only play with other people who didn't buy the expansions. This lead to both a peer-pressure incentive to buy the expansions ("my friends got them so i need to get them too to play with them" or "everyone else has the expansions too") and also a competitive incentive to get them ("well if i don't get them i look like a scrub or filthy casual who isn't staying up to date with the competitive scene").

Those are just two things off the top of my head, and I say that as someone who has Overwatch (someone bought it for me) and Starcraft 2 (I created a coupon to buy WoL at 75% off at Target, so I got it for 15 bucks and gave no fucks; I didn't buy either of the expansions). I can play Blizz games while also admitting how they're a bunch of koolaid drinking jews. I simply find ways to outjew them, so I'm not some fanboy or a victim of the sunken cost effect.

there are a solid handful of new maps that are actually really great

they also reopened hydro and degrootkeep in the alternate quickplay option


(overwatch runs at 20 ticks per second with a bunch of auto aim to compensate)

remind me how overwatch is more skill-based?

non user, if it were more popular, it would be shit
don't you understand?
i do say that ironically but i also seriously think that the vast majority of all games made these days are fucking shit, regardless of popularity


No, Blizzard is pretty shit. Aside from drinking the koolaid like most other devs, they're also super jewish and have been since forever ago, only they've gotten worse with time. You have the auction house of D3, which was essentially a scam around which the game was based on and they pissed off their base so bad they had to remove it, but you also had the SCII bullshit where, if you wanted to stay up to date with the units and competitive scene, you had to get the following "expansions." After Wings of Liberty, if you didn't buy the other expansions (at the same price of that first one) then you could only play with other people who didn't buy the expansions. This lead to both a peer-pressure incentive to buy the expansions ("my friends got them so i need to get them too to play with them" or "everyone else has the expansions too") and also a competitive incentive to get them ("well if i don't get them i look like a scrub or filthy casual who isn't staying up to date with the competitive scene").

Those are just two things off the top of my head, and I say that as someone who has Overwatch (someone bought it for me) and Starcraft 2 (I created a coupon to buy WoL at 75% off at Target, so I got it for 15 bucks and gave no fucks; I didn't buy either of the expansions). I can play Blizz games while also admitting how they're a bunch of koolaid drinking jews. I simply find ways to outjew them, so I'm not some fanboy or a victim of the sunken cost effect.

Where did I say overwatch is more skill-based?

so its true, this site has been taken over by casuals

Bitch, Holla Forums was always filled with casuals

It is funny how older trash like LoL and Dota can be shitted on, but this is okay. Is it Blizzard or what? Is it just all the redditors not being afraid to show us their skeletons?

I won't disagree on the AAA being shit for the most part, although it's understandable on why they do a lot of what they do if you look at dev companies as corporations, not as videogame players.
Bobby Kotick actually fucking hates CoD and it's audience. You know what he does with all the money he gets? Buys actually decent games he enjoys playing.

I still maintain my theory that Diablo 3 soft locked the equipment drops for players so one would get mostly pants and other mostly gloves to incentivize the use of the auction house. This grouped with the difficulty and the amount of gold you spent repairing shit just forced everyone to use the RMAH. Or rather, it didn't forced, it just removed all other options :^)


I really hate soldier mains because of this shit. You try and tell me that flare jumping with the pyro has the same level of detail or potential as the soldier, or that pretty much any other class has anything similar in technical details, barring the engineer with the wrangler.

Overwatch runs at 60 ticks server-side, it's the client updates that are locked at 20.

y tho

Are you confused? Are you finding it strange that people don't all agree on the same thing?
Are you feeling… triggered? That people don't hate a game based on who made it like the hivemind tells them to?
Maybe some people tried the game and actually had fun with it, maybe some people are tired of what they have now and something new feels good.
Maybe some people like playing videogames more than shitpost about them. This last one is actually one even I have trouble believing, so I don't blame you for having trouble understanding this too.

But user, gaming is a casual hobby unless you're a MLG type of person or otherwise getting paid to play games in some other way.

I mean, do you play games in a formal way?

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Maybe some people are reddit.

I am sorry I don't have your reddit bad ass memes.

And you know what, yes. I don't understand why anyone would like this casual shitfest that promotes itself as a diverse game. Can't wait for the DOTA and LoL generals to become acceptable soon. This is like letting and defending Naruto on /a/. There is no coming back.

This guy is actually mad that the entirety of Holla Forums isn't rising up to piss and moan about a video game with him.
Actually pissed off that Holla Forums isn't a hivemind.

At least we've been discussing the video game and now shitposting as loud as we can about how muh industree is ded because somebody on Holla Forums liked a game somebody on Holla Forums said was bad

Yeah, I know
d34916 pretty much confessed that he filters people who goes against the shitposting circlejerk. Any attempt to criticize his faggotry just get you filtered

There is plenty of discussion of the game you blind fuck.
Literally look in the thread.

Except the only negative things you discuss are the same bullshit complaints that people constantly tell you to fuck off with
Other than that is just "hai guise look at these 10 screenshots I took of the last 10 days I've been in these threads"

But I digress, why exactly do you hate OW


But people in this thread enjoy the game. Also spending weeks shitposting in a general thread sounds more humiliating

Yeah user make sure NOBODY on Holla Forums discusses a video game


WEW LAD
Next step: "I post on 4chan as well because I want to make sure people hate Overwatch"

Riot, Valve and Blizzard are 3 very scummy companies, each making their own videogames.
If we were judging their work just based on who made them, nobody would play any of their work.

But fortunnaly, there are people that actually care more about the gameplay than the author, and here's the "apples to oranges" in your argument.
What's wrong with LoL and Dota is not the companies that made them, it's that they are MOBA's, a shitty design for videogames that's only artificially fun.
I'd still say that HotS did the best it could possibly be done with a MOBA and it still isn't that great anyway.

Now Overwatch is a class based shooter, the type of videogame that does work and a lot of people actually like. It's the merits of the game, not the company that made it that matter to everyone that bought it.

have there been any updates on when more content will be added? i hope we get more maps and those maps have more environmental hazards

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Trying to not look like a Blizzard drone but still not quite being able to achieve it, huh? "The true gamer game!"

Can I ask why Holla Forums appeals to you?
Most of us left because of censorship, so now you just want more censorship?

I was roped into playing a game of LOL once. Fucking match took an hour to do and was confusing and never seemed like it would fucking end.

I made a board to hopefully get away from the "board culture" fuckwads.
/topv/ go check it out.
I mean, its clear that people on Holla Forums would rather not discuss video games but just all things in and around them.
You know.
Like the game journos they hate. ;)

we need an image of meis blizzdrone looking angry with the hilarious flashy "TRIGGERED" from junkrat or widows traps under it

while i appreciate the sentiment why should anyone cave in to their whining?

And maybe people obcessing over Reddit, using it as a scapegoat to shame everyone that disagrees with them are actually Tumblr, considering that's pretty much how feminism works, only with the Patriarchy.

Wouldn't that be grand? Holla Forums just being the battleground where Tumblr ducks it out with Reddit?


There's a new hero coming, called Sombra. Supposely a long range support. Probably gonna be like the Sniper Medic from Dirty Bomb.
They are kinda afraid to release new content since they apparently released Mei, Genji and Dva all in the same update and that completely screwed balance for a few days.


Hey, I played the game and had some fun with it, not gonna lie about it because I don't care about the aproval of some anonymous faggot online.

I didn't even said the game was good, did I? Only that "for a MOBA", it was the best you can possibly do with that concept. That's how a lot of people describe HotS: it's a MOBA with most of the unfun parts gutted out.
Of course, if you still don't put actual fun parts in it it's still shit, which is why the game is still a bad one. But if anyone is gonna play a MOBA, might as well make it HotS. Less autism required to justify spending time with it.

/a/ shitposting discussion of anything that isn't moeshit to death isn't censorship, goy. Subscribe to board culture or fuck off.

0/10 too obvious, step it up faggot

Does anyone actually talk about the game here or are we still in the shit posting phase?

i appreciate the effort, but board splitting over a handful of games won't help the problem

just ignore shit posters because it's been 2 weeks and they just keep coming here and crying while everyone else is either over the fact its a blizz game, and plays it, or cut their losses and dropped it


meh, my aim isn't super great so i need to play mid range till i practice more

i would like to see another melee orientated character who doesn't need to babysit like rein does

No, but banning people because they like something you don't is censorship


How about you make like a banana and kill yourself

I am sorry that you came on halfchan between 11-13. I know it is hard to understand, but even though we did like to argue with each other, there were a few things there was no arguing about. And when the last floodgates where opened faggots like you were defended by being shitted on hard and eventually they decided they have the right to exist among us. And now all you do so is say your favourite non-argument memes like "hug box" and even though many of you would be the first people to use the filter.

You are just as bad as them user.

Yeah, no, 4chan was about freedom of speech and the right to discuss. Holla Forums is and never was your safespace circlejerk where you get banned for opinions

Why don't you try out "NeoGAF", it seems much more suitable towards your taste!


It happens when d34916 decides to get off his phone and go to sleep.

Wait until the casuals are in bed

The funny thing is people did not get banned, people just knew to shit on trash like you. It is when the mods decided some things have to be defend so they can exist when the problems starter. But keep on memeing.

This is what newfags ACTUALLY believe

:^)

neogaf.com/forum/

Or better yet, make your own Holla Forums where the only active thread is you planning a revolution against Mark ala /svidya/


I want to go back to 2014 where faggots like you didn't exist

and I want to go back to 2008 'when' faggots like you didn't exist.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

back in my day people shared my opinions. those were the days. everything is so fucked now, how dont you see this?

you like man arms. you're gay

based newfag, outing himself at every opportunity

alright real video game discussion


i want a slight genji buff so fucking badly

I know it is hard to accept, but you are the de facto normalfag scum.

I only partially blame devs for cranking out shitty games. It's not full their fault: if people didn't buy the, they wouldn't get made. If the unwashed masses didn't accept things like Evolve or Modern Warfare 2, the free market will have spoken and devs would be forced to make quality games in order to make a profit.

I cannot tell you the amount of vidya discussion I hear at work that I need to completely pokerface my way through. The vast majority of "gamers" these days are fucking skill-less casual faggots completely composed of cringe and shit. They discuss fucking iPhone crap like Clash of Clans, shit like The Division, fuckery like Destiny. All these utterly broken casualized shitty things they fucking throw money at and think it's good because they have no frame of reference and the earliest game they played was probably when it became "cool" for the regular joe to do it, maybe around 2002 or something. Fuck those faggots. I rage on the inside when I hear their impassioned discussions about these things because it's due to those people we don't get even okay shit anymore from the AAA market. Yeah you'll have the occasional game that's fun enough, but it's always missing something, everything is so cynical and cash-grabby, nothing feels like a passion project anymore. And that's completely on the unwashed masses.

These are the faggots that would never TOUCH Natural Selection 2, because it requires learning and massive amounts of skill and teamwork to pull off.

I want to know why. There's no fucking way having 20 tick clients makes any substantial cost saving difference for Blizzard. I can't tell you how many times I've died because the game didn't register my Q press fast enough when playing Zen. No matter how quickly I hit the key, I'll always get killed by a Roadhog after a chaingrab. Fuck that shit. Make my reaction time and keypress speed MEAN SOMETHING, BLIZZARD. FUCK YOU.

how does it feel knowing theres nothing you can do about me?


i think games like this thrive on custom maps, and we would of course need a server browser to actually play on them. i cant think of anything more important than that, but theyre working on ranked of course.

Reinhardt
Symmetra, no contest. Everything about her is boring and uninspired.
illos, definitely. I love how it's designed.
Dorado. I haven't exactly figured out what you are supposed to be doing on that map.

I really want them to rework genji. Reinhardt is so cool and having a melee-only in a shooter has always been a cool idea, and I want to see a more aggressive version of Reinhardt but melee only. Everything about genji just has poor flow (until his ulti, which makes sense since that was supposed to be his primary attack before they phoned it in).

And more modes.

Yes. Quite a bit actually. It gets more fun as you learn more about how the game works, since the dynamism of picking a character for the needs of the moment makes more sense. I am noticing people are WAY too sticky with their choices. Rapidly changing is key to just dominating a match. Especially in payload zones, where the active battlefield is constantly shifting. It should be obvious but it isn't.

Its not just over a handfull of games. Been here for years and this keeps happening and it just gets worse. Every new game is shitposted to hell and back. No games can be discussed without express permission from the almighty hivemind.
Like a game? you're a shill or a marketer. because we all know companies would waste a red cent on a board with less than 3 thousand users!
Like a game that is popular with some other "community" then you must be from that community (tumblr, reddit, neogaf, whatever the fuck else).
Oh and lets not forget how anything and everything must devolve into some sort of SJW shitfest.
And the endless Holla Forums raiding.

So fuck it, if that's what Holla Forums is going to be then why not try to make something for actually discussing video games? Because i'm sick of politics.

It gets tiring.

It's only been about 3 or 4 shit posters. I put them on filter the moment they show up, and as far as I;m concerned, the thread as been shitpost and derailment free.

The only thing it's derailing are the people who won't stop responding to them.

good goy! modern games are great, ignore the flaws and just buy buy buy!

Leave.

fuck off

Oh, you mean the ones you either ignore or claim are non issues?

Don't go "hurr ignore it" like you've done three times already, this shit shouldn't be in a retail game. Battlefront 2 came out 11 years ago and it didn't have a fucking cash shop, and still received free DLC maps on PC.
Even the buyfags say stay away if you don't have friends to create fun with, since the game sure as hell doesn't do it.

MOBAs are all shit, get some taste you fucking faggot.
Man you have garbage taste, no one likes that shit but Reddit.

t. Shills and Normalfags that buy Activision and EA products
Gotta get those sheckles.

Haha, are you actually that retarded? Id is working on shit like nuDoom you fucking retard, they haven't touched Quake 3 in well over a decade.
Pretty sure 5 separate people have already told you morons that "FUN" is an incredibly subjective buzzword used when someone lacks reasons for why the game is good. Every time an "user" comes in asking if he should buy the game, he's not actually told shit about the game. It's all stuff like, "Don't if no friends", "it's FUN", "yes"
And that's it.

While not the hardest of things, most of these techniques like rocket jumping and surfing require practice. Hell simply having extra options adds more skill to the game anyway, is that shit in Overwatch?
No?
Course not, it's a watered down version of TF2 with generic shit everyone is doing like heroes, shoved in.


Nigger EA could release a Deus Ex-tier game and I'd never buy it because of the heinous shit they've done to the industry. Why the fuck would I ever support Activision when they brought in season passes and generic shooters flooded the market? Why would I support Blizzard when they damaged RTS games and murdered MMOs in their infancy? In edition to Diablo 3 and all the casual shit they've been making lately.


Valve can do no wrong in normalfags eyes you faggot. They've also never killed entire genres, nor are they owned by Activision.

agreed, i'll bite the bullet and play her if i think it will help the team (usually on numbani) but even though her gun is stronk as fuck if you can keep at it its not fun to use and her turrets just get ousted immediately by winstons and junkrats

i like playing as genji a lot, especially how easily i can get in and around to behind the enemy, but even a perfect headshot/slash won't kill a sniper in one go, and you spend more time retreating than softening defenses from behind enemy lines

Can't say I have a favorite but I can say I do stay away from support classes.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other. Other than a map with a shit load of slanted roofs is bullshit when you play a character that has abilities to specifically allow them to get to higher places that other characters can't really go.
Added? More maps and more modes. A capture the flag mode would be nice. Also being able to pick some of those "brawls of the week" modes permanently. I've been having a blast on the random hero mode that's going on now.
Of course. But I don't play games like this for endless hours. I'll usually plunk an hour or so per day. Maybe mostly cut up into a couple matches. This game doesn't strike me as something anybody could or should be playing for endless hours per night, especially if you're like me and have no friends to play with (all my friends are console peasants…)


Good point. But what I said extends beyond just this thread. But you do have a valid point there.


There are a whole lot of characters that seem more like they're meant to harass and poke.

yeah, and as useful as those traits are, its a discouraging class to play and people might switch out because they aren't getting kills

fav: zen, soldier, pharah, junkrat. i also play bastion a lot but he's only fun sometimes. least fav, to play: winston, hanzo. to play against: mei and tracer, and occasionally mccree.
fav map: ilios. design is good, but also bright and pretty. least fav: nepal, numbani, and not really a fan of hanamura map design wise either.
added or changed: long list, but zen needs a buff in any area other than offense. enjoying the game: yes, mostly when im teamed with premades. When queueing alone, it seems like it's a complete roll 75% of the time. My team is shit, or the other one is; we either lose in an infuriatingly stupid fashion, or we win in a hollow victory that isn't satsfying. The other 25% of the time, the game will be close enough to not really bother me.


i'm not ready to give up on this place yet
you are correct as far as liking games goes, but just to inform you, we have more than 3k users; the "number of unique users" number, which Holla Forums itself tells you, is a lowball estimate because it only works by broad IP localizations, meaning 10 different people in an area would be considering 1 unique user. We have far more people on this site than that number suggests.
Also, Holla Forums is totally fine here. Holla Forums is needed to guard against the marxist faggot progressivism that's constantly being shoved into our faces from every facet of liberal-infested society, and vidya is no different. If you want to complain about vidya and Holla Forums being "politicized" or whatever, blame it on the marxists. They are the disease, Holla Forums is simply the white blood cells that show up because of it.


she really isn't fun to play. Her turrets are glass cannons when grouped together, her gun is only good close up against maybe 1 or 2 people at once, and her alt fire is simply infuriatingly useless. It takes forever to charge, it moves super slowly, and for all the time it takes to build up and fire it, it does little damage (like 75 damage with a direct hit). It's total shit and only idiots get nailed by that in the first place.

So meta Holla Forums is jealous

The only thing OW is missing is the jumps. And while that sucks it feels more like the move from Melee to Smash 4 than it does anything else

Blow it out your ass
The ults that are auto aim last 3 seconds and the tickrate isn't so bad that its easy to aim. It still requires skill.

Already confirmed free content.
Cosmetic fags can keep their items

Just ignore them.

Probably salty Holla Forumsfags who only have one game rated on their account, or even better a bunch of Wii U exclusives

Can you not circlejerk over the same opinions 3042e1 has? You sound exactly like how I expected you to: someone who hasn't even seen FOOTAGE of the game

Does 'being on fire' or whatever give any bonus or is it just an epeen thing

it phases through reinharts barrier while doing damage to it, at the very least it forces reinsquads to scatter a bit

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I probably won't be able to get this game until next month but it seems pretty cool.

Are the hitboxes for headshots still broken though?

Shocker.

It's a game made for tasteless fags. What fo you think?

Zarya is mommy uwu, I also have a lot of fun as Lucio and Soldier: 76.
Winston is a fucking bore, Mei is one of the most terribly designed characters I've ever seen in any game.


I would be happy if she was outright removed from the game.

Route 66 for defense (Lucio gets free environmental kills on the first cliff flank, anyone who tries to approach there gets blasted the fuck off)
Watchpoint: Gibraltar is perfect for Zarya and just my favorite map in general
Ilios again for Lucio, pretty much every point has areas for free environmental kills.
A hero inspired by street fighter or DOOM
yeah

Kill counts don't matter, though.
And fuck it, I love being the harasser. Nothing better than poking at enemies and making them have to scramble.
Genji's ninja stars are strong as fuck and they have a GREAT range.


Whelp, it will be there.


Actually, that is a good question. What exactly does it do? Maybe it highlights you to the other team as a high priority target?

what?

i love his jump jet and causing riff raff with monkey madness, but i'm not a fan of his gun

she's a bastard character


correct, and the game is so casual it gives you an elimination when you get an assists, but its hard to tell how valuable harassing is sometimes, especially if you're like me and mostly play with pubs and don't have a mic handy

epeen thing
it half there to make you feel good about yourself and let your team know you're contributing better than they are, the fucking scrubs and half there to paint a target on your back for the enemy team, so when they open the tab board they see who's on fire and who to take out. usually though, random plebs on PUGs don't know or care about that.


everything about her is just low-skill high-reward. I hate it. She can easily win any 1v1 matchup in close quarters (assuming mccree doesn't flash). Her ult is unstoppable. She's a huge fucking coward; in the off chance she starts losing an engagement, she turns invincible and heals and then immediately walls herself off to protect herself from harm, backs up, unwalls and begins attempting to freeze again.

She's a character that faggots with no skill can use to be other players who actually have skill. That's my problem with her. It's not that she doesn't have her counters, or that I get killed by her very much, i just cannot fucking stand having characters that require no skill to use. Genji players I can respect, he takes skill. Mei players, I don't. Fuck Mei.

autismas ball does 125 damage fully charged if im not mistaken. which is kind of pathetic for how unlikely it is to land.

you know when you kill someone, heal, drop armor, play the objective or whatever and a blip at the bottom of the screen says has a message like "payload + 10" i think thats fire points. i know its directly related to that bar under your health. as far as i know its just epeen things, but i suppose its nice to have a vague score tracking since they dont want to show hard numbers.

Tumblr, how did you get here?

somebody left the sliding glass door open and didnt put the fucking screen up

there's also something inherently anti-fun about being able to literally disable an opponent's ability to do anything

where have I heard that before?

Yeah but there is a clear percentage of effort being put there. Notice the little numbers that pop up next to the elimination. Pretty much representative of your effort that went towards that. Which also goes into that "on fire" counter too.


I'm aware of that, but I don't know what being on fire really does. I guess it is just epeen. A nice way to say "hey you're doing great"…which is fine I guess. just like all the other shit flashing up telling you about your kill streaks (like in this game and other games). They serve no real purpose other than to be a virtual high-five for playing well.
Not everything needs to directly change the dynamic of gameplay.
Remember how old games used to keep a score like an arcade game?

Blizzard castrated custom mapping in Starcraft 2, made the turd that is Diablo 3, C&D'd the engine project for running Warcraft 2 on GNU/Linux, caused WoW to take a turn for the worse, and pump out nothing but trash now. i wonder why people hate them?

and to get it all you need to buy 2 expansions that are just the campaigns for the other two races
Starcraft's gameplay is superior and has better custom maps.

because its better than Diablo 3


they are directly in charge of the direction of the games even after their release because they are online only games, so they are definitely a factor.

DOTA was not created by a company originally, it was created by custom mappers on Warcraft 3.

the genre doesn't make a game good
the kind of people who think that the developer isn't relevant in an online only game are utterly clueless and deserve the 20 tickrate, but then again thats the kind of audience Blizzard was trying to reach.

What fire does is tell you to either leave the match or eat shit when you enter a random game that has your team being stomped and 4-6 players on the enemy team all on fire.

I think you can counter her ult with Dva's shield, there's a handful of times when an enemy Mei ulted and I had my shield up and her ult didn't seem to go off, she either died before it finished casting even though she did the whole shout, she threw it somewhere far away by accident where I couldn't see it or she threw it into defense matrix and it got shot down.

Symmetra is great for defending the first point on long maps like king's row, dorado, etc. I find I am most successful with her when my team doesn't completely shit the bed and my turrets are given enough time to do something while I chase off the stray tracer or genji with my easy-mode left-click, I've even gotten team kills by running around holding down LMB but take that with a grain of salt because you gotta be really shit to not just turn around and kill the symmetra in your team.

I find winston is great for waiting up on a ledge for the enemy team to come out of spawn and then jumping down to kill off their mercy/lucio/whatever and then leaping out. You basically, for lack of a better word, strangle the enemy team out of winning because they can't get their healer out unless they all turn to fight you which at that point you're better off waiting with your team and then leaping in to just throw out damage everywhere. Same could be said for Reaper but turned up to 11, I've literally just come walking up behind a team and wiped them all out as they try and deal with my team's bastion or what have you but as above with symmetra, it's probably because the average player is just somehow incredibly bad at this game despite the plethora of high skill floor heroes available

Holy fuck I form sentences like a retard. Gotta watch those run-ons

Smash 4 is slow floaty garbage, not Brawl bad, but still bad. What a terrible comparison. Also
Surprise surprise, like mined morons with shit taste enjoy shitty casual games.
Call of Duty runs at 30 tick, and takes zero fucking skill to aim. Overwatch runs at 20 and has less recoil on it's weapons.
Sure it requires skill bud.
No, they just feed the terrible machine even worse than you do.
Are you fucking people daft? I've said this before, who the fuck plays Multiplayer games, especially team based shooters, just to ignore everyone? Autists and mic spammers, that's who.
Doesn't exactly mean anything when what they said in those particular shots is true.
Wii U and Nintendo are hated around here more often than Blizzard, how new are you?

Who?
Nigger I've had to withdraw from every fucking corner of the Internet because Blizzard had a massive marketing campaign for this game. I've seen way to much of this game, and hated it when I played the Beta. You know, that free thing that was available before the game's launch?

Gods work.


Wew lad.

For

winston shakes up snipers a lot better than tracer and genji do too

no one expects the HOT MONKEY DICK to come flying at them like that

That stops being true against really good Widows, though.
Faggots will headshot you once during your jump and then again after you land.
Ban Koreans.

well in all games a good sniper will pull that shit what can ya do

still vulnerable to a monkey dick sneak attack though

Notched planned to remove permanent torches in the Halloween update. The playerbase winned and that decision was revoked.
Valve fixed the sticky bomb launcher. The playerbase winned and that decision was revoked.
CoD is trying something different in the new install. The player base is winning and you can guess what's gonna happen next iteraction.
As much as we like to shit on particular companies, players have as much fault as they do sometimes.

Because of the players, actually. According to them, about 20% of their playerbase would be unable to play the game if the client update rate was 60 ticks. It would demand a connection far better than those 20% have and they don't want to tell them "Sorry, you don't get to play this game anymore…"


Sure is nice all the discussion surrounding Witcher 3! Too bad it's all about the cuck meme and how they are jews and screwing the playerbase.

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ACTUALLY defending blizzard

I thought shills were a meme

ayy its ty-94 shiranui time

I think the differences between the two exoduses represent this thread very well. Wish I had that one pic.

Good thing Overwatch servers run at 60 ticks then and it's just the client update rate that runs at 20, isn't it?

So you have a bunch of retarded idiots that are gonna keep the company and the game alive for you, while you can get all the same shit they get without wasting a single cent… And you think this is bad?
You fucking idiot, this is like being in a country where welfare is payed by the retards and you get NEETbux every month just for staying alive.

How in fuck's name are you gonna tell someone is a streamer on your team? How can you possibly even know that and what would that even change in their behaviour?
The chat does not have a bot posting everything in his twitch feed, their fans don't join the game either or even the voice channel and the faggot is probably not even gonna use voice chat.
The only possible way a streamer could bother you is if you actually were watching his channel while playing the game.

There's one of those shots were he claims that you can see the entire content of the game in 30 minutes.
Meanwhile I can start Unreal Tournament, fire each gun twice, play every gamemode once and claim I "saw" the entire content of the game as well.
I can also start any Worms game, fire each gun once and claim I "saw" the entire content of the game.

There's also another tard complaining that the game was released with the same content that was in the Beta and that they didn't added anything inbetween. This is the only point he makes and he gives it a 2.

Just because it's true, doesn't mean it's good criticism.

i gotchu fam

Defending Overwatch, not Blizzard. If you can't see the difference, you should play videogames more often. Like… At all.

Kill yourself faggot

Except a large number of people left 4chan because they got tired of being spammed by weebs in every board.

Your new is showing kid.

Was that on purpose?


Nigger, I won't support a team of retards, but I'm not going to be the biggest retard by actively avoiding giving a support to my team when they need it.


Faggots are mad because Blizzard took a few gameplay ideas from MOBAs and immediately assumed the entire thing was bad.

I think there was another one with two different twatter icons.

I miss the GG era

the weeb spammers weren't actually weebs, they just knew it bothered people, YOUR new is the one that's showing


You struck a nerve there. Well done. Sadly, I feel old now…

mcfuckingkillyourself

Am I cancer yet

what site is that?

Not just new, but retarded too.

filtered

my rank was 1920 yesterday, I gotta get a leg up.

Go away casual

also i just got a 20 killstreak a couple hours ago, so i guess it hasnt updated my stats since like way earlier or something

That's not defending Blizzard, that's saying Blizzard doesn't matter, the game does.
The player progression is Blizzard's giving players what they want, are you implying otherwise? Or are you implying that that's bad?
Because an optional cashop that doesn't give you any benefits anyway sure sounds like a great compromise to give everyone what they want.

:^) stay mad

masteroverwatch.com/


I am with Lucio. It's pretty easy to be on fire as a healer though.

I like Symmetra, but she's terrible. Her turrets take *way* too long to build back up, since you need at least 4 to actually have a worthwhile damage spot, and they get taken out in an instant. Plus, her gun's range is way too short for her primary fire. Her gun ALMOST works as a Tracer/Genji counter, except their dashes are just a bit longer than the range of her gun.

Lastly, her teleporter ultimate is ALMOST useful, except that the enemy knows the moment you put it down, and if they take it out, it's another 2-3 minutes before it's back up. If the ultimate charge built back up while it was active, it'd be worth while, but for some reason they made it stay as a solid "0%" until it gets blown up.

I have a lot of fun playing her, but she's one of the most worthless characters.

You're not supposed to clump her turrets all together you dummy.

You gotta play smart with her. Her turrets have to be placed somewhere they can't be sniped from far away. You gotta make enemies commit to destroy them.
Usually on the inside of archways in closed spaces, preferably near health kits.
The important thing is that they need to put themselves inside a closed space to take them out, because that's where you come in.

Your gun has shit range and the secondary is worthless except to scare people a bit. But that's where the drawbacks stop.
If you can keep up with someone's speed and the damage going, you'll kill them, no chance. Better yet, if you shift target, you'll keep the strong beam and kill the next person even faster. It caps at about 105 DPS or something near that, which means 2 second kills for most heroes.

Genji and Tracer seem tough with their dash, but remenber that they can't dash forever, dash or fire through cover. You stay inside, safe with your towers. If they come in, big mistake. Either they go out, or you kill them. And if they don't have a dash? You'll kill them before it comes off cooldown. Just use cover and tight spaces to corner people.

The teleporter has to be placed smartly as well. There's 5 free turrets you have every game that you need to use: your team. If they stand between your teleporter and the enemies, it won't fall as easily.

The reason you don't build charge while it's active is because of how damn good that thing is. It's essentially 6 Mercy's Ulti that are used safely and whenever needed, when Mercy's best result is 5 people at once. Since it can take a while before all charges are used, you'd be able to keep a teleporter always online if you could get charge while having one, and this would mean a never ending supply of teammates. Remenber that the spawn time is quite short, it's the travel time that takes the longest.


Also this. When placing turrets, spread them out so it takes longer for them to take them out. Their main idea is to make people panic, and if they aren't all clumped together, that works much better.

The secondary is good for retarded reinharts aka reinharts

Glad all of your advice is for complete retards, and doesn't make her any less terrible.


My point about it almost being a worthwhile Tracer/Genji counter is simply that Tracer is a champion who's gay as fuck to deal with, because a good once can't die. If they made the gun's primary a little longer range, she'd have a purpose other than "It's the first point of the map and the walk is pretty far so we could use a Symettra teleporter."

Teammates are near worthless for defending teleporters though. You have two options for their placement. Either halfway to the point, where it likely won't be destroyed because no one will bother to look that far away, or right up on the point, where your teammates will defend it out of the fact that they just happen to be trying to kill enemies there. They isn't a pug player on god's green earth that will even try to go out of their way to help a Symettra kleep her shit up.
Symettra's turrets can be used to either cause a bit m,ore chaos in a main fight zone, or to cut off one flanking route. Their honestly better at number two, because placing them where the main fighting is going on makes them destroyed through collateral damage half the time. And if you try and cut off one route, you're going to get one use out of those turrets until they come and kill them the next time around, unless the enemy happen to be colossal idiots.

The turret are really strong, but they take just a bit too long to recharge when they're taken out.She doesn't need much of a buff, but she needs a bit of one. She shouldn't be relegated to only ever being used on the first point of a defense map.

Also, as an aside, her right click is pretty fucking useful at choke points. Just spam it non stop in a direction, and even if you aren't hitting anything, you're limiting enemy's movement by a lot.

Zenyatta's probably the easiest to get on fire due to his healing and crazy damage.

You're thinking of her in a weird way. The main point isn't getting kills, that's just a bonus.
You cut off flanking routes precisely to avoid Reapers, Tracers, Genjis and other squishy but annoying heroes to flank your team, that's you main job, even more important than the teleporter.

And you don't need all 6 turrets for that, just leave 3 and that's good enough. That way you have enough for 2 flanking routes and that's all there is. Even if they run away, even if they destroy them, they are still wasting time and not making progress, not to mention telling you exactly where they are. She's a cockblocker, made to prevent progress in specific parts of the map. If someone forces their way in, your main gun kills them but if they stay back you won't. However, you kept them at bay, job well done.

You also gotta think about being in the other team. If a Symetra could place turrets much faster, it would be a non stop spam of them. Basically Gunslinger*6. As it is, there's still room for strategy with Lucio meaning one extra sentry before the match starts, for instance.

Her right click is good for chokepoints but enemies dodge it very easily. That's what I meant with "scaring people". I only managed to get about 3 kills in all the hours I've played with her using that projectile and all of them were afterthoughts that I wasn't even looking.

There's also a few neat strategies you can use with an actual team using her teleport. On the last point, you can try to leave the teleport a bit behind the enemy lines. After that, a Genji or Tracer can use it to come behind the attackers and flank them easily.
This however requires that they alone are the ones using the teleporter and not lead people near it, so you're not gonna use this in pubs.

Tried that in a pug once. Results ended in hilarity. I told the team I was putting a teleporter behind the payload. Everyone took it, and made the last point undefended so they won.

On another note, as a legit complaint about the game, why the fuck did they make the VOIP system so god damn retarded?

his ability to stay alive is great but his ult is ass, if you engage a crowd it's a bitch to single out the squishy cunts

and i can never finish off anyone with his gun, i might just be bad or over/underestimating it. i fire it in bursts and when i see other 76 kill cams they tend to go full auto

didn't mean to reply there

If you spam LMB you'll basically fire at full-auto fire rate while maintaining perfect weapon accuracy.
This is probably going to be patched eventually.

Any big games coming? Any new mmo? Or should I just buy this.

mutiplayer wise nothing comes to mind, but try before you buy if you can, overwatch is fun but really just okay and there's a constant Damocles sword of blizzard hanging over it

CoD doesn't require skill to aim because its gameplay is objectively flawed. The hitboxes are broken, the TTK is low, ADS in tight spaces, ect

Comparing OW to CoD is fucking stupid, consider suicide

Are you saying making profit from the mentally challenged while giving normal people an enjoyable time is bad?
Uh, autists speaking for autists I guess

You separate coordination from discussion, thats how
CS:GO's community fucking pisses me off, yet I ignore there general spasms and focus on coordinating a play

Thats a fucking lie.

Have you ever thought of just hiding the threads for games you don't like?
Or better yet, making your own fucking Holla Forums?

I swear every single day I play I run into people who make me say "this is the dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen in this game so far." Every day someone manages to top the top retard of the day before. I would attribute this to falling down in MMR yet somehow my win rate has never fallen below or even to 50% so I don't think it's that, unless there's some retarded rubberbanding going on where my MMR goes up from beating two teams of retards and then losing one game against the new bracket entirely undoes the progress of the previous two and drops me back down even further.

gotta love it

post lewds of best robot

in those situations I usually switch to Zarya or Winston. Use the payload itself as a sort of cover and the barriers can help fill in the gaps. Both character's guns are good for keeping people off of you enough for your team to try to get on it.
I've pulled wins out of some hopeless games just being the one that keeps on the payload no matter what.
Its as if people are fucking scared to sit on that payload until every enemy is gone.

Has anyone at blizzard addressed the 20 tick bullshit? For fucks sake, I was playing today and rounded a corner out of view of an opponent only to die and watch how i was actually in their sight the whole time. Not to mention the couple times I was running around and was teleported backwards into a trap that didn't register for me. And they expect this shit to be an esport? If they hold tournaments with 20 tick I'm gonna laugh my ass off. 64 tick aint even competition material for csgo pros.

It's 60 tick if you're not a friendless virgin

There's already a 60 tick option

it really is staggering how many awful people there are. and i don't really mean how shocked i am by the number of them, I'm appalled at the sheer DEGREE of their awfulness, the true extent of how terrible they are.

I just don't understand, how could you possibly extract any fun from a game when you're that bad at it? When you're a level 35 and you're playing a soldier 76 who walks out of spawn and then stands there, left clicking once a second at a pharah on the other side of the map and doing nothing otherwise, how do you find that entertaining? what the fuck is fun about having the worst aim known to man and going 3 kills and 16 deaths every match? why the fuck do these people bother to play video games AT ALL?

I am seeing people do such stupid things I feel like I am, with no exaggeration, playing with people that have serious comprehension problems. They have slow reaction times, horrendous aim, no situational awareness, and constantly make idiotic decisions. Are these people just playing this game to try to fit in to "gamer culture" or some such shit, since gaming because mainstream a decade or two ago?

Every time I see this shit happen, I think to myself "I want to be next to this person right now. I want to see who they are, what their deal is, why they're playing this game."

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Personally, I'd never put more than two turrets in a single area, just because she needs those fuckers to be spread out to use them effectively. Their range is much, much longer than most people realize and if you put them on high spots near open-air chokepoints (no ceiling) you're bound to get a kill or two or three just because people can't see them if they're looking straight ahead. Just look up + jump and put them as high as you possibly can. High up on the cliffside at the first bend on Route 66, on the stone wall next to the window at the first Hanamura point, right outside the Gibraltar back entrance, etc. The slow is also extremely useful in high-traffic areas.

Health kit traps are fun and all, but you're just picking off Tracers at that point and if they have a competent healer then health kits aren't going to be getting much attention anyway.

If we're talking a classic doorway trap, I'd put one above and to the left and one below and to the right (or vice versa), that way they have to spend more time searching for each one and every little bit counts. If I MUST have a third one, I'd put it on a separate surface near the door but where they can't see / destroy it unless they enter the door. A bait turret, basically. And yeah, I've had great luck putting teleporters behind enemy lines, usually in those little rooms that litter the maps but nobody notices. The Africa map has tons of those.

also for god's sake keep those shields up

As long as you count Zen as a healer then it's not nearly 80% "no healer", or that could be because I'm at a higher MMR. I'd probably main Mercy anyway, but it's almost just as often I'm "forced" to pick someone like Pharah because we have 2 tanks, a healer, a sniper, and no one who can actually dish out some direct damage.

Then you get the games where theres no tank, no healer, and no sniper on defense and there's just nothing I can do to fill all those holes.

ehhhhhh

R E F U N D

Is the game asking to be refunded?

*lv 5

REFUND IT

I'll give it a weekend to impress me

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smh

People still think that people bashing the game and the people trying to attract the underage and retards who love memes to this game is shitppsting for some reason.

Only two things you need to know to understand this game is shit:
-Its multiplayer only
-Its developed by Blizzard and publisher by Activision
The same developer that killed all their franchises by appealing to Esports and normalfags and the same publisher that releases CoD and Destiny.

They've shafted all their fans and theres no better place to see this than from here
Then again, if you're dumb enough to waste 300 hours of your life in TF2, then your dumb enough to play/buy this game.
This game wont ever be that though, this game was designed and advertised to normalfags from day one and is trying (just like every non WoW/Diablo Blizzard game) to pander to Esports and competitive play which will make it even worse.

Why are you here?

a lot of ults can be deleted or reflected. i know ive killed my fair share of tank mode bastions by deflecting his cannon.


i agree that it takes her turrets way too long to gain a charge. theyre pretty easy to deal with and while they can be useful to discourage certain classes, far more in the game have the easiest time in the world dealing with even 6 of them. it might help that every time im about to walk into a death star ignition chamber theres a symmetra douching herself in there making it obvious.
but if youre going to play area denial junkrat does it a million times better and wont have to sit there with his thumb up his ass if someone killed his traps. plus, if its safe to do so his 'long ranged kind of obvious annoying thing' can actually kill you and has the option of engaging outside of hammer swing range. why pick brown gril except for teleporter?

Where are the highlights saved? My computer isn't good enough to record it in max settings.

They aren't, once you close the game they're gone forever.

i think im beginning to have the philosophy of "fuck everyone may they die in a fire whilst being raped by a rusty rake."

I'm sick of being tank or healer or whatever the team needs. Everyone just plays whatever the fuck they want and apparently don't care about consequences. Why should I suffer when they get to do what they want? I'm just going to constantly go soldier and keep myself alive while racking up a kill count, if the team fails fuck them for going 2 genjis, a widow, a hanzo, and a mccree.

im hoping this will shutdown the 2x mcree or 2x widow ive been seeing a lot more of lately.

its probably a false hope.

Mccree is getting nerfed but not seen anything for widow
I dont see her as that bad, sure she will destroy a team if they just leave her shooting
But I find her so easy to take out with mei

That said 2× widow is most likely due to have many fucking morons insta lock snipers and then do piss poor jobs by focusing on shields or just standing out in the open

Had 2 widows in a game today and all the time playing shitting street I was basically locked down in spot and my tp would run out because they died so much and did nothing

I can't snipe for shit.

not sure if widow is guaranteed a nerf yet, but i do know blizz is looking at her "internally."

>that's what she said

imo, she needs a longer charge time on her full charge sniper shot. and a longer cycle time between shots. she's supposed to be one shot, one kill, not "tag the body instead of the head then follow up with a second nearly-instant shot because fuck you."

any news on how, exactly, mcree is getting nerfed? i finally tried him out after hitting the mid-60's. had a 3:1 kdr and we won handily the first few games I played him. literally rightclick mcflashbang.

was nice being able to stop a genji or tracer harass with ease though. but still, slamming FtH and watching the number of effortless headshots i got, despite my xboxehueg cone of fire, was a little disheartening.

Which two? There were at least 9, and the first burgers and fries was about the 3rd. Homestuck general was either the first or second here.

I get what you mean about Widow
No idea about neef though

I do find roadhog to be my most hated hero to see, especially on mei or poostreet and mercy

I can understand pros complaining about widowmaker if they're playing around it, but why are pubs complaining? The maps are tiny and so many ways to take out snipers.

Because nobody understands how to go around and kill her from behind
People always dumb when comes to snipers

well just fuck my shit i guess.


random is nothing if not entertaining with the whacky combos that you end up pulling (and sometimes can make work). i'd like it if they kept it as a normal game mode you could play in addition to quick play. it feels a bit like the ARAM or dota IMBA of overwatch.

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Not really, no.

The lateral movement of characters is so slow that half decent widows rarely miss a body shot, at the last, on anyone in their line of sight. This means you can't just jet into the air as a Pharah and take her out. I've attempted that many times, and almost always I will be shot on the way up and then immediately shot again before I can even get my second rocket off, killing me. She has infrared vision that recharges quickly due to how much damage she dishes out how quickly. She has virtually no lag time between shots, and non-charged sniper shots still do plenty of fucking damage. She has a mine that triggers on "close" proximity (it's got a much wider range than you think). Sneaking up on her is almost impossible unless she's simply a bad widow, and even charging straight at her with one of her counters will still see you die half the time.

Snipers should have powerful shots that have downtime between them, requiring them to line up properly, and should be vulnerable to flanking. Because the maps are generally one long corridor (the side passages don't spread far enough out for the map to NOT be considered a huge hallway) and she has wallhacks and a tripmine, there's virtually no way to get the jump on her. Even if you do, and she somehow doesn't kill you, she'll simply run to her team or grapple away, making it much harder for you.

Even if you manage to kill her, even, she'll be right back at it in another 15 seconds, and trying to take out a widow on the enemy's back line is far more difficult than it is for her to grapple to her favorite spot and sit there shooting away.


the chances of getting behind her with even a half decent enemy team is extremely slim. Someone is going to see you and try to stop you, and she has a very good chance at seeing you attempt it, as well. The only reliable counter to her right now (that involves you surviving your elimination of her) is having a better counter sniper. Tracer is the second best option (better hope there's no mine or widow doesn't quickscope).

WHY ARE YOU WASTING OUR GODDAMN TIME WITH PRETENDING THIS GAME HAS ANY VALUE OUTSIDE OF FAPPING FAGGOTS?
POST PORN OR GET THE FUCK OUT

Hopefully I stop getting matched with idiots eventually.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

same reason why your mother clothes and feeds you despite you having no worth I guess

They are going to nerf his "fan the hammer" so that it can still kill squishies but he can't make tanks explode too.

Random is great for a bunch of reasons. I also like that ults reset every death, even if you randomly repeat the same hero. I think they should put that in normal mode to cut down on ult spam and make deaths more meaningful

Holy shit did they nerf D.Va's cannons between open beta and retail?

It took a good three seconds of shooting at a stationary lucio's face to kill him

blizzard does refunds?


i doubt it, thats the last thing she needed, she apparently used to output okay damage but they took a dump on her however that was way before the open beta
man, i would love to see some release patch notes, cause im pretty sure they did reduce the aoe on her ult. nerf this indeed

She needs a buff

the best buff would be a pilot ability to eat doritos and mountain dew to charge her call mech ult faster.
it would work because shes doing damage to herself eating that crap and youre already your own enemy by picking dva

Obligation. Sound familiar?
You don't do it for a paycheck,you don't even do it for free. You do it for -$40.

Based Aussies, time for a refund

I dont get this tumblr maymay at all
All they are doing is pallet swapimg umaru and slapping it onto a random vharacter that isnt anything like they are head canoning

I wish the tumblrs would just stick to the fucking characters made for them

HOW ARE PEOPLE LEVEL 100 ALREADY

people were lv 100 like, DAYS ago fam

Aren't there 200+ people now?

Meth and other stuff
Im a fucking neet and im only level24

dont tell me you didnt see this coming months ago

Sure I suppose
Well at least they left mei alone now

Man some of the responses I get are embarrassingly stupid. You people are trying so hard to defend this piece of shit.


Hi 7ea924, your old ID cramping your style? I thought it was fitting since "ea" is in it and all, and you're defending jewry.
Which means… It runs at 20 tick for the player. Which means it feels like 20 tick. You aren't proving me wrong by being technologically inept while nitpicking a technicality I already learned a long time ago in this thread.
Yeah exactly! A BAD THING! What a shitty fucking analogy. Try again with your next post, I'll give you a chance on this one.
STREAMERFAGS you idiot. The fucking audience for eSports/Twitch shit, the worst kind of memespouting salty faggots you can find.
By listening to them talk, watching their lack of skill, and memes.
Cool, the one I listed said 4.
UT had like 30 fucking maps for each of it's gamemodes (some being huge), ton of custom set options with bots and online servers, a playable tick rate, impressive AI, and a ridiculously high skill gap (embed related) you god damn retard. Don't ever compare it to this god damn void of a game. OW hardly has any content and is always online.

The fact that the Beta had everything the game had to offer was enough to turn me away, that's fucking pitiful.
You are a fucking minority on here and the fightan people hate you.
You know why the hitboxes are shit? 30 tick.
Giving money to Blizzard period is bad.
Coordinating is a form of discussion. If they're meme spouters than you'll have to deal with it the whole game if you're playing comp. This shit is why I almost exclusively surfed or played scouts and knives.
The last two Nintendo games I recall Holla Forums praising were Splatoon and Kirby Robobot Planet.
Have you ever thought that ignoring the problem doesn't make it go away? Have you ever thought about how much of a hivemind tactic that is? All positive AND negative discussion is supposed to be held here, cry me a fucking river if you can't handle that.
Why didn't you go to that shitty board that one salty faggot made? Your answer is probably very similar to mine, except that I'm also trying to ridicule the cancer.
You people aren't very bright are you? If Overwatch gathers an eSports scene then you're going to get all the same shitter teams flooding over. Cloud9, Fnatic, etc
And they'll all bitch about the same shit that bothers them in other eSports games, like how the tick is way too low.
If most multiplayer games in the 90s could into 60-64 tick then most games should be 128 by now.

I jut came from the Destiny thread and people are defending it along with Halo 4 and 5 which should be shit even by Halo fan standarts.

Summer is here user

What. The. Fuck?!

PC Heroes ranked by popularity. Pretty much what you'd expect, surprised to see Pharah so high though.


That announcer was great, sounds like he should by commentating cricket or something

destiny as in the video game

People think she is a hard counter to bastion and toblerone, even though the turret will blast her out of the sky before she can hit it unless she has perfect positioning, same with bastion. So you see people switch to her a lot…only to switch right back out.

???

Yeah the fucking garbage one that no one should care about.

Little misleading, the thread was made to shit on the game.
I didn't know Summer effected us this badly, I missed it last year because of vacation.

Holy shittinh streets
Nobody plays symmetra, she is so fucking good though
Not just because turrets but her weapon kills shit so easy

Xbone and PS4 if anyone's curious.


I see way more mcree hanzo and reaper, I thought she'd be high but not top 5.

Matches with what I've experienced

You's mah niggah
I'm on mobile so I can't push truth bombs out my ass like you do, so I appreciate someone picking up my slack

Cant even tell what blizzard thinking while giving Edgemaster ability to avoid all damage over 5 sec and shut down entire team while teleporting on top of the map. This is a fucking kiddie slope. Not a little skill ceiling required.
I just killed entire team 3-4 times while not even being hurt and I'M bad at shooters and can even beat last robot boss in UT1999

It's actually acurate that his "truth bombs" come out of his ass, since they're bullshit.
Get help.

I'll never see the appeal in using my phone to browse forum based websites and image boards. I think my posts are lost on most people here since I was filtered by half the cancer already, and even had them bragging about it.

Oh shit guess you didn't change ID's afterall.

There's no point explaining to you. Your opinion is never gonna change even when proved wrong. Stay emotional, fag.

Ok i get it. This is thread clown?

lol Tracer gets insta bodyshotted by her
I've had far more luck with Genji actually, he can follow her, use reflect to headshot back snipers (no less satisfying each time, and often the widows never learn even in the same match), but mainly both his abilities help him close the gap and once up close she has a good chance of getting ganked. Not to mention there are spots Tracer just can't reach.

This is great.

He's the only one I'm convinced is an actual shill.

Oh shit I thought you got a new id, the other fag talks just like you
Maybe you should get some taste and explain why overproduced can even compare with a game that has a skill ceiling higher than a crawlspacr.

wew
double wew
What's next? You can't even tell what Blizzard was thinking, giving a gun to 76? He just shoots at people and they die?

Meant 'or explain'
Wrong conditional

I'm a busy guy, but I got a few minutes to spare every once in a while.

shaking my dick head, to be honest kill yourself familia

mfw blizzard still hasn't got my shekels

wew :^)

I already explained why but apparently that's not actually worth addressing is it?

You forgot your sage user.

Now let me explain this shit once and for all. I'm saving this fucking post so I don't have to write it again when you nignoggins pretend you don't know what's wrong with this game beyond the checklist appeal to just about every kind of cancer except furries.

The individual skills of each character are too self contained. This damages two major aspects of the game.

1. The overall vision of the game. Each skill and character feel like they were designed in a vacuum. While this creates a degree of redundancy, the biggest problem this presents is that there is little cohesion between the characters beyond the most basic positioning and role fulfillment, as well as buffs provided by support characters.

2. The skills are not individually versatile. Even if there was no united vision to the game, this could be forgiven if either the skills were treated as tools to be used in a variety of situations or if the skills were allowed to be used with those of other players to allow for cuhrazy teamwork alchemy with your fellow players, spending your time together discovering little nuances that work to your benefit. Neither of these are present. The skills only do what blizzard wants them to do.

Now read and then choke on nigger cum

She's getting a buff. They haven't decided if they want to make her tankier or flankier, but they are going to buff her after they nerf mccree.


Damage is still considerable (so not nerfed) you must not have been close enough. All headshots and you can kill in about .75 seconds, bodyshots are still under 2 seconds (not using exact numbers, not every pellet will hit).

No, it really isn't. Come on user, let's not dance around this. You hate the game, you want to hate it and you need to hate it. I could present you the best arguments in it's favour and it would never be enough. It's still made by Blizzard, it's still new, it's still popular, it's still a bunch of other things that shouldn't bother anyone looking for something to have fun with. And all of these will "bother" you because the way you chose to have fun is shitposting about it.

Nothing wrong with that, it's a way to have fun, I guess. But there's no sense in having an argument with someone that already decided he's never gonna change opinion no matter what. Shitpost isn't met with logical arguments, it's met with shitpost and mockery, so…

Have some smug anime grill, have fun collecting hats in Soldier Fortress 2 :^)


You want to go in specifics so I can show you how wrong you are or are you gonna be as generic as possible to avoid any actual criticism to your theory crafting?

Most of the skills are plenty versatile. More so than a basic shotgun with a single fire mode would be (ie TF2 classic secondary weapons). Take Pharah's E. It can be used to knock an enemy away from you (great vs Mei), knock multiple enemies off cliffs, spread out a deathball, or even propel you personally. She also CAN rocket jump, she just doesn't need to.

It's a tool that fits into multiple different situations. Even something as basic as Soldier 76's sprint can have multiple implications. Chasing down targets, flanking, running away, running back, or just dodging. All more use than you get out of a shotgun which can only effectively be used to shoot nearby enemies.

In fact I would say that every single character, even one-trick ponys like McCree, are more versatile than stock TF2 characters ever were. With a unique weapon, a melee attack, two abilities, and ultimate, and often an alt fire or alt weapon, the only TF2 character that compares favorably is the TF2 engineer with 3 different buildings. Even he doesn't match Symmetra (closest comparison) with her 6 simultaneous turrets, unique weapon with altfire, teleporter and shield support.

That's a bit disingenuous isn't it?

Knocking people away is knocking people away. Pharah is basically the soldier's rocket launcher.

Pharah's E has another use that most people are unware. It heavily damages barriers, like Rein's or Winston's shield and possibly others. I haven't looked into the specifics but if it causes "barrier damage" it should also work on Lucio's ulti or Zarya's barrier.

Also, keep in mind that all of those things are available to a character at the same time. You do not need to switch to a secondary weapon or melee weapon to use it, save for rare exceptions. Tolbjorne has a melee weapon separate from his main, but his main weapon is essentially a shotgun and a long range rifle at the same time.

You're talking to someone that bought a Wii U just to play the freshest shooter in years. Fuck off with all of your shitty strawman attempts.
And here you are, projecting for the umpteenth time. The only reason you can't convince me is that you lack the skill, wisdom, and will to do so. My argument holds more merit and strength, therefore you haven't been getting anywhere so you just gave up and claimed you won.
Two can play at this shitty game.

Give an example of a skill that can be used for more than blizz's prescription. I played the beta for about 10 hours and was tired of it before that because it was more than apparent that there is no nuance to the game. Not to the skillset, and certainly not to the characters attached to them.

Haw, very fucking funny

Except her rockets also knock people away but her E does it for a much larger distance but no damage and has a cooldown.

So you have to choose wether you just want to juggle someone for a bit and kill him or you need to get someone off someone else or down a pit.

Soldier has no such distinction. You just shoot rockets at someone's feet slightly to the side you want to move him away from. Or direct hits if you trust your aim. And in either case, you'll murder most people in 1 or two rockets save for a few exceptions that take 3 or 4 instead.


My God, you're right! I'm so wrong, how could I lose an internet argument? Wait, what am I asking this for when it's so obvious? You said it yourself! You have more skill and wisdom, merit and strength than me! Of course you won this fight!
I'm so sorry I was wrong user, can you ever forgive me? I need your aproval! Tell me what games I should play in the future since I'm clearly unfit to choose them myself!


Mei's Icewall can be used to get Toblerone or Bastion in places they can't reach, leading to sneaky turrets.
Symetra's teleport can be used on Defense of the last point to flank the attackers if you can place it behind their lines and only flankers use it.
Shots don't go through Reaper's Wraith Form. You can use that skill to serve as shield for some time.

Now go ahead and give me some examples about skills that can be used in TF2 or any other class based shooter that the Devs never saw coming.
Or better yet, tell me how breaking a character's role and making him do more than he was balanced to do helps the game be more fun for everyone, because Demoman surely wasn't as interesting for anyone as you may think nor was the Huntsman.

I didn't know that. I might have to test it because it sounds like bullshit to me.


Knockback is knockback. It's a tool that can be used in multiple situations in multiple different ways. You may as well be saying "it's just damage" in order to call a rocket launcher and a railgun the same thing.

Pharah is soldier++. With flight and extra strong knockback added (not even mentioning the ult), and only the shotgun sacrificed. Just like every character in Overwatch can do what TF2 characters (given a single loadout) can and then some, or else they are completely unique.

The only thing disingenuous is to compare loadout options and say that a TF2 character has more, because Overwatch simply does the same thing with entirely separate characters instead. One character vs one loadout and the Overwatch version wins virtually every time.

Same reasoning that Lucio get's a speed boost. You might argue that it's a different case because he gives it to everyone else but you can consider his sprint to be an individual speed boost instead.
And in a game where speed is standard for everyone except for a few characters, having the ability to actually move faster than someone else with a few drawbacks does make quite the difference.
The moment a Reinhart jumps on me as Symetra, for instance, I know I can't escape alive since I don't move faster than he does. But Soldier has a shot at getting away.
And in KoTH, if there isn't a Lucio on a team, Soldier's will be one of the first to reach the point for that reason.

Sprint is worth so much more than getting to the point and getting away. It lets him maneuver behind enemy lines to a degree, because otherwise people would be able to catch and corner him. It lets him dodge better, lets him juke and pull. You can even use Sprint to jump across gaps that other characters cannot cross, like the side path (for defenders) in Hanimura, or jumping to the point from the opposite side in Nepal:Sanctum.

I just want to mention I love the fact that Soldier 76 is in the game at all. Doesn't matter that he's powerful. He functions great as the meterstick to judge other characters against since his abilities are all stock shooter stuff.

TF2 does not have (that I know of) anyone with an assault rifle as a primary weapon. Every single weapon is something odd compared to a standardized shooter, which sort of makes comparisons difficult.

I did not know all that about pharah. I need to go try her out more.

I can't do things for you smartass, and I don't spoon feed. All I can say is get some better taste than ASSFAGGOTS and generic shooters.

Rocket jumping, sticky jumping, bhopping, etc.
Surprised you don't know this off the top of your head.

You REALLY think rocket jumping was unintended? That shit is bread and butter class design.

Holla Forums, what if I bought the $40 version of Overwatch and I'm having fun? Am I a bad person?

have you considered that youre playing against retards? those skills are the only thing keeping him from being absolute bottom of the barrel.
otherwise hes just a very predictable squishy thing that would never have the opportunity to get close.
if anything he needs a buff, reduce the noise he makes

Not to the extent the community pushed it too.

Soldier seems to be there both for the average shooter player since he's the basic character (used in the tutorial and everything) and has the gameplay more familiar to everyone else.

However the game has more standardizations in it, like 200 HP being the default for many characters. More than that and you're tougher than most, less and you're weaker. This is used to gauge how powerfull a sniper shot is (which is why it's 150 at max charge for a bodyshot) and how you get your average TTK for characters.

TF2 has none of the sort, considering everyone has different HP levels and there's no standard as well as weird deviations, like the Soldier having 200 HP for rocket jumping despite the fact he'll always get a kit before engaging in a fight.

The fact that it doesn't have Assault Rifles was a design decision by them that I actually understand. Hitscan weapons that are good at medium range and still decent at long and close range aren't particularly fun. Which is why the Minigun and the SMG are the closest you get to those and they still have their drawbacks. However the result is that the shotgun is quite possibly the most practicle and versatile weapon, and it's a shotgun. This should tell you a lot about the game.


But Annnnoooon! My taste is objectively wrong! All the games I like are bad ones, (unless you like them too, of course). How am I every gonna be as cool as you are in an anonymous board if I don't play the games you play? Please redpill me on what's acceptable since you are so superior to me.


You do know both the Soldier and the Demo have blast resistance against their own explosives precisely so they can use those movement technices, right? It's a feature Valve has made available in the game and even made a few patches to improve on it.
The fact you don't instead mention the Engineer rocketjumping with the Wrangler, something that was actually unintentinal, just shows how much you know about the game.
Not in the game. You should play TF2 before you talk about it.


Depends. Do you crave the attention and aproval of random anonymous posters because you lacked a father figured during your childhood?

No that's counterfeit fun you don't understand

'Standard' HP in TF2 seems to be 175 seeing how the squishy classes all have 125 and the only two durable classes are Soldier and Heavy.
Medic is the odd man out being the only class at 150HP.

im hoping we dont see too many "assault rifle" hitscan weapons in overwatch as new classes come out. but something like 76 and walking bastion was bound to happen when the game releases with 21 characters.
i was turned off by it at first, but nowadays ive come to appreciate that hes a bog standard shooter character in a game full of much wackier things. i wouldnt mind if he got a shotgun instead, it would compliment his heal and sprint just fine, though he might need a change to the helix rockets.

does it do that? i was looking through the wiki yesterday and it mentions that but when i loaded up the game to read her kit more carefully it didnt mention that at all.
are you sure it isnt something that was removed before release?

TF2C exists, it's the same genre, but better. All I'm saying.
See


Bullshit, you can bhop in any Source game if you know what you're doing. It's just nerfed to shit like CS:GO is.
Engineer is one of my least played classes, my tops are Sniper, Spy, Scout, and Demo. Forgive me if I don't enjoy camping. That is pretty interesting though, also answers one of your questions here
You know a lot more about the supposed lack of nuance in TF2 that you let on.
Tell me how it doesn't? It's actually good when you find fun things the devs never accounted for, as long as it's not gamebreaking.

TF2 is and has always been shit, the only reason it gets brought up in these discussions is because blizz is trying to get a piece of that pie and some characters do more than evoke classes from tf2, such as white demoman.
But at least tf2, especially explosive jumping, takes skill and a quick but delicate control over your aiming and movement.
Glad to see you melting down for real now tho, nigga.

It used to do that. There's prerelease footage where Pharah basically deletes barriers instantly with the concussive blast. I haven't noticed that effect anymore.

No, just a mindless goyim. You deserve what the jews do to you.

speaking of shields, in open beta i remember as junkrat being able to toss a concussive mine through reinhardts shield, but nowadays it seems to just bounce off.

You casuals enjoying pretending you're playing a real shooter?

Where is everyone buying their copy?

Amazon for me. But blizz offers the 40 dollar version (the 60 dollar version just comes with a bunch of unique skins and other blizz junk).

Probably a necessary buff to Reinhardt considering how much Junkrat shits on him otherwise.

i dont know, wherever your mom got my copy from i guess

You can't bunnyhop in those games anymore at all. It was heavily nerfed by valve as they consider it a bug or something. Probably has to do with "not requiring every player from getting carpal tunnel syndrome" to be on the same grounds as someone else, or having to bind jump to the scrolwheel.

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An engineer that camps is a shit engineer. Your tower isn't you, it's a distraction for your shotgun and you're a distraction for your turret. Widowmaker is my favorite shotgun precisely because it allows non-stop rape-on action.

I main Engineer, Spy, Medic, and Heavy, in that order. I explored the game on the support classes and other ways to win the game don't involve "just shooting things" because if I wanted to shoot thing, I have a plethora of games that do it better. The Heavy might sound weird to be there, but I prefered to play him as an actual tank, not a sentry on wheels.
I tried the rocket and sticky jumping and I'm not bad with it, but the level of autism required for improvement over "decent" does not match the benefits you get and having the game with 9 classes balanced around those 2 is ridiculous anyway.

I've seen most of it, tried most of it and got served most of it. I base my opinion on what I personnaly saw, not theorycrafting. That's why when I tell you that a Soldier wins against an Heavy, that's how things go, despite "muh dps" making people believe the Heavy is superior.

Do I really need to find you a video of engineers going literally underground the levels and making turrets where no one can reach, spawn camping for days?
If it's not game breaking, it's ignored. Sorry about that.


But is it fun, though? That's a funny question that's rarely asked. It's tons of fun flying around and landing on top of people, but is the autism involved in the pre-launch phase actualy fun? Obcessing over angles, surfaces, distances, projectile speed (since DH and normal bazookas rocketjump differently)? I don't particularly find that interesting, I think flying around and shooting people is much more fun than perfecting the angle at which you hit a surface to be sent with a particular vector upwards.

The sniper is questionable but a good spy doesn't actually camp and demo can camp but he's just as good for pushing into enemy-controlled areas if not the best.

Oh, I know. But spy still involves a bit of camping if you want the right oportunity. Dashing forward willy nilly is just seppuku by another name. And the Cloak&Dagger rewards camping a lot.
Besides, there's nothing more fun than camping behind sniper spots with the C&D and wait for them to come back over and over again because they never learn.

The Demo should not be played in an offensive way, however. He's classed as a defense class and that's what stickies should be for, as well as the arc in his grenades, allowing to hit someone from the safety of some wall.
The fact that he's played as an indirect soldier instead just means the design is fucked.

if it works why not?

Demo was never meant to be an exclusively defensive class considering he was also designed to be able to push into sentry-controlled areas as an engineer counter.

pic related


I know. The Heavy is also classed as defensive, and yet he can be used offensively as well for pretty much the same thing but in a different way.
The problem starts when he is actually quite capable of going after people to kill them and do so effictively well. The moment a soldier goes your way and you can not only kill him quite easily but also go after him if he turns tail and have pretty decent odds of killing him by sticky spamming, that's when you know the class is fucked.

It's essentially like the Sniper receiving the Huntsman that change him from long range picker to medium range picker, giving people better odds to handle him. However in the Demo's case, it's about turning him from a defensive role into a very good offensive role.
Consider that in the Attack category, there's the Scout and the Pyro, and yet if you're gonna attack some point in the map, the Demo would make a better choice than either of them, while Pyro does a better job at hanging around places for defense.
It's not that he has offensive capabilities as well, but rather that he is better offensively than other offensive classes that really ruins the class for me.

The fightan community is filled with retarded Capcom dicksucking niggers who unironically defend SFV getting released with no content
And considering the fact people all of the board love Smash 4 you need to kill yourself

The hitboxes are shit because of more complex reasons, I.E the flinch being so bad you can aim below the person and get a headshot

Okay?
OW is fun though. I don't give a shit who made it.

Hardly have I found guys who spout maymays in the middle of a game in OW, so I don't know what you're going on about

XCX was slammed because of censorship
Trash 4 is only slammed by autistic meleecunts and Project autisM shills
Pokemon threads really only shit on ORAS
People hate FExSMT for being otaku pandering bullshit
Consolewars is against the rules
And not even Nintendrones like the new Paper Mario games

There is hardly a problem
OW doesn't even leak outside of this thread

Yeah, and if you think "WAAAAAH MUH SHILLS GAMING IS DEAD" is contributing to discussion then I'm going to tell you to fuck off. Isn't 8ch amazing?


Fun fact: Mark and several other people in the Meta Monday threads said you are allowed to make a thread for any video game if people discuss the game more than shitpost in it. This is why we've had Battlefield and CoD threads even before summer

8ch is your hugbox. Its a free-speech discussion board.

You're autistic. Just like the other guy who spends weeks in this thread shitposting

Kill yourself. No, really. Do it.
Do you even know how many guys on the FGC, where I am by the way, trashtalks about V? Some like it, some others don't. And those who like it, don't defend V's lack of content, they defend the gameplay mind you.
Now, all of the board loving Smash 4, well, you see. This is not reddit, so you're highly mistaken, noone on this fucking board loves that fucking trash. Smash is and wont be a fucking fighting game, it's a fucking laughing sock.

You are so fucking retarded that it hurts for fucks sake.
You can't even leave everything in one post, you suck Blizz's dick, you enjoy this attrocity and abomination called Overshit.

You're fucking new and it shows, get the fuck out you're not welcomed here neither who you may call your friends, if you ever had one to begin with.

Sage goes in all fields motherfucker.

oh man the salt

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See if you haven't yet. This year is going very right. Keep on trucking my man. Our endeavors will not go in vain.

JoJofags are so easily triggered.

It will be like the Boston Salt Parties user, and it will be glorious

Turn down the autism there user.


Neo-Holla Forums everyone.

Amazing

Try it and the mods will probably ban you

the question is who will be saltier? the anons who want to participate in overwatch threads, or the autists who get triggered by Holla Forums not being their personal Holla Forums?

the sheer salt and irony

Cyclical thread has been rolling for 36 days now, more than a month. How long did you guys predicted the game and interest in it would last?
I gotta stop being so sarcastic, though. After all where it not for you and your autistic circus of freaks shitposting here, we probably might not have made it for 36 days.

It's cute that you guys bother to sage when you know fully well that you'll get an answer bumping your shitpost anyway and you're counting on it.
Which is actually kinda stupid. For someone that constantly says "leave, go away" to post something waitinf for an answer, it's contradictory.

Anyway, keep up the goodwork, bump the thread with discussion about the game, directly or indirectly. You guys are our greatest ally, willing or not. :^)

Don't be so autistic jotaro.

Don't pretend that will stop us. Only the newest of new fags wouldn't know how easy it is to ban evade.
also >implying we won't be given special privileges because we're marky's favorite son

I love the insults that backfire. Here is another classic one:

Or sometimes they combo it into:

Why blame yourself when you can blame your team mates?

Alright, then I'll not pretend I want an answer
click here:
>>>/topv/
and don't come back.

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I can sort of understand Symmetra being pissed because Winston wrecks her turrets in a fraction of a second. I've never ever heard of any of the others happening though.

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Did you know that the game's so dead Australians are matched with Americans?

I've noticed I never get this kind of shit on Zenyatta or Lucio, it's only on Mercy where people act like they're entitled to your undivided attention.

Hope they get back to me soon with my refund

Can you guys please come pick up your trash?

Sorry for triggering you in your hugbox

Because if you play any other healer, people don't even realize they're being healed.

Hey guys, just stopped in to say i'm streaming. So if you wanna come check out some plays, maybe jump in on games and be immortalized on some shitty stream site, that's cool too.

twitch.tv/binaryghosts

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theres a leaver penulty? I have like over 60 hours and didnt notice. you must leave games constantly.

You're probably not noticing the exp difference from all the games you are losing

Nope. I get normal exp. You leave games too much.

Hope you're just pretending to be retarded son

If you knew anything from the thousands of times Holla Forums and metafags festered on Holla Forums, you would know Mark fucking hates people who ban evade, and so does the rest of the board. You will just be told to fuck off constantly.

He doesn't like porn dumps and he certainly wont like evaders


yamete

for what?

Check this shit out. Hopefully you can see it.
Glitch where Symetra's turrets can go through this bridge.

Favorite: Junkrat/Reinhart, Ilios/Hanamura
Least Favorite: Genji (for now, I need to learn him) and Widow, Gibraltr and Dorado
I want the next set of maps and the new hero to come already. Maybe add another small health pack or two to some maps, they feel very goddamn sparse sometimes.
I'm still having fun.

When are devs going to learn putting 'sniper' classes in games just results in pure AIDS game after game.

I swear to fuck I get a hanzo and a widow on all of my attack teams and they never, ever do fuckall to cap objectives the entire fucking round.

when youre on the fence about something, it means you dont want it, but that you want to be convinced you want it.

Mercy is my main. Reinhardt can be really fun to play, and there's Pharah and Soldier for attack/damage

Least favorite I want to say Widowmaker but it's mainly because I can't snipe and I can still appreciate a good widow on my team. I guess I'll just say Reaper because I don't play him

All of the KOTH maps annoy me because I get forced to play Lucio instead of Mercy. Lucio is good and can be fun to play, but I'd really rather play Mercy. Nepal is probably the worst, especially Nepal: Village

At the same time, the maps themselves can be pretty fun to play. Lijiang Tower control center is probably my favorite, especially when I'm on Reinhardt.

I want to see Lucio get a bit of a nerf so that Mercy is a little more viable. Mainly his survivability is way too high

Hundred some hours in, still playing. Still feel like I have a lot to learn about most of the heroes.

I've had that sort of issue twice I think, but it's mostly a case of people so oblivious to the team that if you aren't healing them specifically they don't think you are doing anything at all. I've literally had someone call me AFK while doing 9000+ healing in the round.

I love pocket healing a good Pharah though. Don't care that I end up with a measly 3000 healing by the end of the round, she makes up for it in damage boosts.

No one going to talk about this obvious glitch that can be exploited here?

nope

ok.

Looks to me like the turrets might be tucked up underneath the grey horizontal support beam. The turrets have short range right? I think if they were placed on top the bridge the Reinhardt would be far outside their range.

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What the fuck was my team doing?

TONIGHT IS SO FUCKING BAD

THEY'RE SO FUCKING BAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What were YOU doing?

Reinhardt has an instant kill move, a 100 damage projectile, and a cone sweeping melee, and huge health for getting in the mix.

I almost always go quad gold with reinhardt on his maps (illos, and jijing or whatever the fuck its called). He's labeled as a tank but he might as well be offense, he's a destruction monster. Use his moves to zone out and you catch people left and right.

it's like those games where you have two junkrats but you never see or hear them use a tire.

or a mcree that you never see or hear use his ult. it boggles the mind.

I had gold objective time too, sue me for forgetting that.

I actually don't use McCree's ult unless a good opportunity presents itself or if I need to make enemies scramble off the point.
Junkrat's tire is a lot more flexible, though.

McCrees ult even in the worst situation is basically a free kill. By the time you find a good situation to use it you'll have it up again.

I did a bunch of matches tonight where nobody was paying attention to the Pharah running a train on us, I had to kill her myself like 5 times.

I was Mercy.

I hate it when someone plays soldier 76 but they don't look up. 76 kills pharah anywhere on the map.

figures

Yeah, it's hilarious watching shitters walk out slowly with a loud audio and visual queue.

enforcing the 50%

Gold objective kills implies he was spending a lot of time on the objective, man.

The fuck?

Also random hero mode is fucking great. I wish it would stay and let you play it whenever instead of getting replaced next week.

Does blizzard work over weekends

Probably not

Wasn't it LoL where you could get warned for saying 'gg' at the end of a game.

Something about being toxic by saying gg sarcastically.

jesus christ the fucking salt levels must be through the roof to get so ass mad over two fucking letters

It's fun, but the one mode per week thing helps keep things fresh

Does anyone else feel the matches are just a tad too short on capture point? maybe add another point to capture but only takes half as long just squeeze and extra 10mins or so.

For you and any other user who wishes to answer

Design a new brawl within one sentence, go.

One in the Chamber: McCree only, one bullet loaded, one health, no footsteps.

I believe they're following the same design philosophy they did with Heroes of the Storm: every match is designed to be able to be played within a quick sitdown, just a burst of entertainment that you can fit within a 15 minute break. They don't want matches to drag on for a long time and honestly, after 60+ minute losses in DotA, I don't either.

Winston only, Leap has no cooldown (resets on landing so no flying monkeys)

I'd like to remind you that "McCree only, Headshots only, Route 66" Is already a thing.

That it is, but I feel my suggestion has more tension behind it. Actually needing to stay behind cover, ambush people, and if you miss your shot, gotta charge in and melee or reload and risk being shot back with instant death.

Zenyatta is so fucking fun, I just wish he wasn't as poor at healing in comparison to the other healers.

Not to mention he has absolutely 0 mobility and for some reason has 150 heal.

I feel like a good way to buff Zenyatta would be to add a bonus to healer when you land balls on enemies.

Whenever people see me play Zen I often get bitched at by pubs just for playing him.

holy booty. I don't think spandex is very insulating but whatever, Mei

fucking Zenyatta, i love playing him but fuck his role is piss poor compared to lucio or mercy plus his ultimate doesnt last very long.

What is this faggotry?

Why are there self-aware robots?
Who built them?
Why?
I'd probably fuck Bastion regardless

Get out Zarya

It's a future where robots can procreate

you tried user

Suffer not abominable intelligences.

How the fuck is this even a future issue for humanity anymore?

In the current day and age, we have proven many times over that not only will most tolerate an alien (as in outsider/foreign/inhuman) entity/group in a kind and polite manner, but quite a few like us here will gladly attempt to fuck it with more heart and effort in doing so than we'd have for any fellow human. Pixar movies and similar ilk have shown that we can identify with anything sentient in any sense we can comprehend, so long as it has a cute face and personality we can identify, even if it's something ridiculous like a living car or an abstract thought concept given humanoid form. And, it doesn't matter if it's an utterly-inhuman mass of machinery/flesh/stone/etc., if it even remotely resembles a cute girl in mind/body, there will be endless human suitors for it to pick from.

If sentient robots showed up tomorrow in droves, they wouldn't be getting destroyed and abused en masse, like some kind of wet dream about what happened if the civil rights movement went awry and blacks were ageless and nigh-invincible higher lifeforms who could purge humanity if angered. The only ones suffering such fates would be the ones who naively wander into criminal dens housing people who'd fuck them up just like they'd do to fellow humans, while the majority would be at worst grudgingly-accepted by most of mankind, and at best adored and loved by humans. The average provably-sentient robot wouldn't be a modern synthetic analogue to a plantation nigger, it'd be put on a pedestal by humans as something exotic and fascinating, while also likely being able to fuck any human it wanted assuming it had the right hardware for the job and an interest in humans.

Hell, we'd probably treat the robots better than we treat each other. We're naturally fearful and suspicious of each other while actively plotting against everyone else for our own survival, since that's what nature calls a good adaptation, but robots shouldn't set off that impulse nearly as much due to being a "foreign" element. We fear other humans stealing our work/property as well as courting our mates, but robots would most likely be seen as no risk of theft, little/inevitable and unworthy-of-worry risk of job loss, and a better lay than our fellow humans to most people.

The robots wouldn't be "muh poor victims" the moment humans caught wind of their rise to sentience, they'd be a beloved privileged class so huge it'd make arabs and blacks both shit themselves with furious envy, and would drive the global birth rate down to a fucking crawl due to the sheer number of humans converting to the Church of Clang. If they did kill us off, it wouldn't be with nukes, it'd be through making us cum buckets uselessly until suddenly we're left without suitable breeding numbers, yet don't care because it's worth it.

It was pretty funny watching the soldier 76 video, where a few ruffians with a bat somehow managed to beat a metal being, whose limbs are strong enough to support its metal body and could rip a grown man in half if it wanted.

I don't know much about the lore but to be fair in the Overwatch universe the robots started attacking humanity at one point until Overwatch stepped in and stopped it. Now there's a lot of friction between humans and robots.

lol i swear there must be like 2 redpilled guys out of the whole deal in blizzard that sneak shit through

They wouldn't just show up, we'd build them.
This lore makes no fucking sense, why would anybody be bigoted against robots that we as a species created? You don't see anybody going "fucking robot took my job at the manufacturing plant", people just get mad they they're no longer needed rather than the fact a machine took their place.
We use machines everyday of our life, I'm using one right now. We rely on machines to constantly. Some of us have machines attached to our bodies to allow us to function normally. If some company figured out a way to make self-aware machines and started manufacturing them, nobody would hate the things unless they started doing weird shit.

I get this is just Blizzard trying to use robots as an allegory for non-whites, but it doesn't fucking work.

>We rely on machines *constantly to travel long distances.
Don't know how I fucked that up.

I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing this shit

In a world of robots I'd still hate the niggers.

google what fucking "Luddite" means you dumb cunt

When can I play as CDC gremlin?

We build them, yes.
But they went rouge and war'd humans, then proceeded to loose the war.
You think the colonialists trusted niggers after they colonized them, just because they didn't kill each other on sight?

Come on now

I was going to ask if there was a decent counter to going against 6 Torbjorns because my team couldn't get the payload to the first point, but then the next round the stupid bastards all went Torbjorn and we lost anyway. Guess I got unlucky with the game selection.

Give me one good reason why i cant queue for x gamemode? If i feel like i wanna play a koth i should be able to queue for a koth

You don't know what you want, let blizzard make the decision for you.

Reinhardt effectively counters the turret while someone else, preferably Pharah, kills it from behind his shield. Double up.

Oh you are hilarious

I know you are joking but what they should do is that like WoW you can select random gamemode for more rewards (maybe 20% more exp here) or you can pick the gamemode you want and get no bonus (exp bonus here) I understand it for ranked but for nonranked it just feels dumb

Reinhart hardly even counters one

I feel random is the best way to go
Or the same map just gets played over and over
Playing mario karts online sucked balls

But user that's work, and would cost a map.

Blizzard is a small indie dev with limited resources.

6 turrets aimed at the same spot? You want to approach one or two at a time.

His shield can definitely block several of them long enough for Pharah to kill them if she stays behind it. Probably not all 6 but even molten core doesn't break through the shield that fast.

Blizzard make good games with flaws but they are too slow with making new content for their games and they focus too much on meaningless shit (selfies in WoW, Overwatch comics and other shit) rather than adding common sense shit and making balance patches quicker

Also Diablo 3 is a good game right now but it need more content that is not just greater rifts over and over. Adding some real superbosses or making sets that are not just the old set with higher stats cant be that hard

You're paid to post shit like this right?

Why are you still wasting your time with this piece of unfun casual shit?

😅

The irony seems lost to you

D3 right now is a good game that is fun when you finish the story mode and do some rifts/greater rifts but it lacks something to do other than greater rifts. Once you get a high greater rift (that happen after like 200-300 hours playtime) the game just get boring. I would rate D3 8/10 because of that and no PvP


A game that have way more good parts than bad parts is good. Not many games are a 10/10

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You have many different sets that gives you a new playstyle and the combat is fun for a while. What they did with pots are also something that i enjoy but tell me why it dont deserve a 8/10?

why do you care?

😅 doing it for no monetary compensation 😅
👳 every day 👳
😂for free😂

At least you admit it

user who said that we have 30 days for a refund was lying it seems

Generally saying "GG" before the game is over is seen as a ragequit thing if someone has raged all game.
Not that it matters, LoL is literally DOTO for casuals.

Just did a live chat with blizzard

You have to refund it before you hit lv 5, which takes what, four games?

And you just have to deal with having 200 (350 if you're lucky enough to be sent to the asian server) :^)

Well played blizzard employees, bought the game thinking I could get a refund in 30 days and looks like I'm stuck with it.

What?
You though I was just shitposting?

I've played with a team stacking Toblerones and winning several games in a row, which just ended up in putting us against a competent team that managed to do us in.

You counter it with extensive burst or indirect damage. A Widow to attack from afar, a Pharah to peek-and-shoot and a Junkrat to lob grenades from safety. The important thing is that you also need a healer to negate any damage the turrets do to you and a few heroes to protect the ones that are damaging the turrets.
I'm not saying a Reinhart putting the shield up for a pharah, although that works too, but rather a Dva killing any Toblerone that comes near Pharah

Most Heroes have a specific counter that can easily do them in. You have 3 counters on your team, the entire enemy team is redundant and the other 3 on yours are bonus to win the game.


LvL 5 takes more than 4 games. It's not 1 game = 1 level and even then you'd be wrong. If you honestly couldn't make your mind up with the Open Beta and the few games it takes before reaching lvl 5, that's on you. Not telling people what level removes the option for refund is scummy, but having no limit would just end up with massive refunds all the time.

You can choose the region where you want to play in the launcher, I seriously have no idea how you're playing on the asian server unless you happen to be there yourself.
Also, a neat reminder: if the client tickrate would go from 20 to 60, there would be a lot more people like this user unable to play the game.

Anyone got more of this hippo-assed DVA slut?

And this is why you use Paypal and get a refund from them.

Seriously fuck this easymodo bullshit.

You get about 1.8 bars per win early
Not everyone has played open beta
My first few games didn't shove me into US servers
How the fuck is anything on me
I'm lv 6
The game shoves people in whatever server is at hand
Funny how every other game seems to do fine with 60 or 128 tick servers

Go fucking kill yourself you retarded piece of shit


i actually bought it with paypal. Don't see how it would help though.

This is actually the whole reason Fallout 4 plot makes absolutely no sense.
Men of science that actually manage to make androids would place the things a few steps above humans. They wouldn't just give them a broom and tell them to clean the floor, you'd never bother to give them a personaility or an actual mind if that's the kind of tasks you'd give it. Simple pathfinding and dirt recognition would suffice.

However in the world of Overwatch, there was indeed a war, started for some yet unexplained reason, where Omnics attacked humanity and had to be stopped by Overwatch.
They most likely where placed a few steps above humans for their strength and power but after they revolted, people probably took a new look and figured they should fear what's above them a few steps.

Besides, you'd have a lot of people angry about machines replacing them. You're essentially giving their purpose in life to a machine and it's somewhat identical to firing someone and hiring another person for the job. Except in this case it's not even a "real person". Makes perfect sense to hate them based on that alone (although that's being incredibly luddite)


Alloys. Robots are most likely not made with very tough and heavy metal, otherwise their servo motors would have to be incredible potent and as a result, slow as well or incredibly expensive. They most likely are made with a metallic alloy that allows some form of resistance while also being quite light.

You didn't have a Widowmaker?

It wasn't the whole team, sorry, they had a zarya and reindhardt as well.

Simple go to Paypal and say it was an unauthorized purchase and that your kid bought the game without your permission or something like that.

for the other team, maybe.


See this above the Play Button? Click on it.
And how many do you need for a level? You don't get to level 5 with just 4 games, don't make me get the numbers to prove you wrong.

If you're connecting to the Asian servers or if there are less players or if the games sync less information, of course they run better.

Did you guys actually expect people to be GOOD at a video game, especially a casual, low barrier-of-entry shooter like Overwatch? This is the same shit as Battlefield and CoD, where everyone just jerks off trying to get kills and slurping their own dicks.

How could ANYONE expect the playerbase of a cartoony casual Blizzard FPS to be anything other than absolutely terrible?

Because they are Blizzcuck/ASSFAGGOTS/TF2 players who enjoy timesinks and awful gameplay.

kek

hope that works, will give it a go thanks

I had fun games with great teamwork in battlefield games faggot, don't you dare compare it to overwatch

The game's 40, bruv.

Who got the get

My memories of Battlefield basically revolve entirely around 90% of my team being AFK snipers jerking off in the bushes.

Well, I didn't buy it.

Modern Battlefield is just as bad as Overwatch if not worse.

ehhhh
maybe it's that I tended to play in clan servers where most people know each other

Good luck user, only done it a few times myself but it's worked but I also didn't do it against mega Jews like Blizzard they might try and stop the refund from happening.

oh…

Blizzard are known to ban your account if you do a chargeback.

Then again I only have WoL and WoW tied to the account and I don't plan to play either ever again.

This game is fantastic and all the shitters have (15) or more because they're depressed or weebs and have nothing better to do.

I love it. Nobody gives a shit about you and you try so hard.

I knew it'd be bad but I had no idea it could be this bad or that 90% of the games would be filled with people who play it so bad.

This. The game itself is alright, if a bit unbalanced in areas. But the playerbase is full retard and treat things like team deathmatch on every GOD DAMN GAME.

But that's how every single playerbase for every single casual online game works. Especially team based ones. The vast, vast majority of players are just along for the ride while the minority of skilled players wins/loses matches. A lot of those kids who are terrible at the game are probably just fucking around while in a Skype call with their friends from school while watching YouTube on their phones.

I've seen people with 3,000 hours in Counter-Strike who couldn't headshot stationary targets, so it's not exactly exclusive to Overwatch. I've played League of Legends and DotA with friends and run into players with thousands of matches who played like absolute beginners.

Ive seen Youtube comments less autistic than this


Come on now


Mediocre isnt alright

Why do you think discussion of this game is pointless?

Even if Blizz weren't lying kikes, the game is gaming for the esports crowd like a heated whore, and that's close enough for government work.
Glad I don't easily succumb to peer pressure, I've still got my 40 bux despite 80% of my group owning it.

Its Call of Duty/MOBA tier
Dont fucking touch it

I'm one of the
That have been shitting up this thread. Blizz has never got a cent from me, and they never will.

That has to be bullshit, because I can't win more than two matches without being grouped with retards that don't understand the simple concept of staying on the point, while my opponents are a well-trained team of experts at least 30whatevers above us.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand paypal's unauthorized transaction button is giving me an error page

Nothing is fucking working it seems

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Serves you right, you trusted a jew and tried to be one.


*Possible ad revenue not withstanding
I played the beta for 7-10 hours and was already feeling like there was nothing more to it. Was getting bored halfway through my playtime.

k

Alright, kiddy kike, how many hours did you log in the game? And how long ago did you buy it?

it shouldnt be, its just that fucking matchmaking

alright kiddy tard, you should have the answer to both if you read the thread.

speaking of kids when is overwatch going to get a bonafide loli so we can get sfm or blender porn of her?

(18)

Oh man I so fucking wish
Well we only have two darker heros. Symmetra is a rather light PooInLoo, and Lucio looks like he's around 1/4 black. There's also Reaper but without counting his one Skin, you don't see that.

That way when they spend the round jacking off and do jack shit to contribute, they'll at least give shields to everyone.

But no, the usual Symmetra player you come across is about as useful as a third Widowmaker.

Why do I get stuck with literal retards every fucking time I play alone?

guy's been at it for weeks at this point


see if you can get your bank or credit card to do a chargeback. that's usually discouraged, but every once in a blue moon, doing it isn't a big deal.


it's pretty great. at this point they're doing us a favor. I wish I could see the entire thread, I'm completely certain the shitposters have hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of posts, far more than anyone who plays or discusses the game.

The people who hate Overwatch are ironically at the very top of the posting "leaderboard" for the thread.


that happens the exact same way to me.
i think what's happening is that Blizzard's fucktarded 50% win/lose enforcement is kicking in. When you play with a premade, it tries to stick you with other premades; if it can't, it whittles down the number of people to match your premade in another group. The fewer people in a group, the easier it is for yours to win. Once you've had a streak of victories with your friends and they decide to call it a night and you go off on your own, the matchmaking system kicks in, sees those victories, and teams you up with completely retarded faggots that don't know how the left mouse button works. It essentially looks at your victories and says "okay this guy won a bunch of games, now it needs to be compensated by putting him together with people that have a super shitty win rate, so either they win to bring them up (unlikely, since you're probably not going to carry 4 shitters) or lose to bring you down. We could do MMR based matchmaking and put this guy with people around his skill level, but nah, fuck that, 50% enforce all the way."

The equivalent is that they're On Fire. :^)

Let's dispell this myth, shall we? There's no forced 50/50, not in the sense people insist it exists. It's a natural consequence of MMR at best and mathematics and probability screwing with you at worst.

Your career level has no bearing on your actual skill, as that increases with time and never goes down. There's an hidden MMR value somewhere that decides who plays with whom, so complaining that you have a lvl 9 teammate or expecting skill from a lvl 83 is stupid. If that lvl 83 is playing with you, a lvl 54, it's probably because he is losing quite a lot of games, for example.

For all this "my entire team is retarded", there seems to be little acknowledgement that your team is at most 5 people while the opposing one is 6. There's better ones to have retards on the opposing team than on yours. And it's a bit silly that whenever people lose, it's because their team is bad. But when they win, it's because the other team is bad. According to them, there's no correlation between their personal skill and the result.

If you have a premade team, the game tries to stick you with similar teams that have roughly the same skill and number of players. If it can't do that, it will eventually broaden the amount of players in the other team to match yours, but more often than not you'll be against a team the same size as yours and an equal number of random players. If you lose there, blame the team that played with you for not being as good as the other team.
I've certainly been there, getting 4 Gold Medals as a Tank. If the tank got a Gold Medal for eliminations and damage done as well as time on objective, you know the rest of the team fucked up.

Lastly, it's a Gaussian Distribution, in terms of player's skill. Refer to pic for what I'm talking about.
The game tries to pair you with people roughly the same skill as you are, at about +-X% of your skill. However, if your winration goes above the 50%, what you get is a very funny statistical situation where the amount of people worse than you is bigger than the amount of people better than you. The odds of running into them is then bigger. Even if we were to limit the amount of people that you can play with in an interval around you, it would still result in more worse people than better.
On the other hand, the oposite happens if you drop below 50%, where more players you'll meet are better than you.
It's just statistics fucking with you, Blizzard has nothing to do with this, no matter how much people would like them to.

You guys should learn Math. It makes things less frustrating once you understand them but really frustrating while you learn them

i already knew everything that you said. it's very basic shit.

that does NOT stop the vast majority of the people playing this game from being bad. When we win, yes, it's due to retards on the other team, and when we lose, it's because we're stuck with retards. That is, from my couple dozen hours of play or longer (might be twice that, idk) the general rule. There ARE games that are close, with teams where everyone knows what they're doing, or losses that occur due to a couple really good players.

However, I'm highly skeptical that, say, after winning 6 games in a row, it just so happens that the next few games are losses due to catastrophically bad decisions by at least 2 of the other players. They can't aim, they have picks that are being countered the whole match, they don't get on the point, they just aren't good enough to keep themselves from being slaughtered, they run everywhere one at a time.

I see level 60s and 70s doing this shit. Those levels mean they've been playing twice as long as I have, and yet they're horrendous, far, far inferior in skill and, seemingly, thinking and comprehension, than I am. The hidden MMR matchmaking seems extraordinarily flawed at BEST, especially when you take into account the supposed 7 million players. That's more than enough people to find me players in my general area (east USA) who are roughly around my skill level.

And that happens to me regularly. Almost constantly in fact, and I play as DVa. I'll go 24 and 9 on King's Row while sitting by the payload the whole match and grab 4 golds.

The only thing I can say with absolute certainty about any of this is that the vast majority of players that are matched with me are inferior to my skill, and that shouldn't be happening.

Have you never watched The Matrix?
or The Terminator?
Or any fucking movies at all?
God damn, you got to really take a step back from Holla Forums and take a little breather. You are starting to sound like a tumblrina. Looking for shit that isn't there and manufacturing shit to be mad at.

you have a point but the major conflict is "omnic rights" and it's pretty transparently made to be a nonwhite vs. white thing. Watch some of the shorts and it becomes apparent.

Dude…that's basically the whole "reason" the robots went and fucked humanity in The Matrix.
Basically someone ripped off the plot of the Animatrix shorts.

Someone just ripped off the Animatrix shorts.
You're really just looking for something to be mad at.

ASSFAGGOTS players everyone

Huh…its like the good ol days when the post would get eaten and then spat back out some time later…

Bro you're fucking stupid


wew lad

Yeah, I dunno why that's been happening again recently.
Thanks, Jim.

Its as if the code goes bad. Like it rots or something.
Gotta keep your servers cool.

It's terminal. At least they're quarantined here.

I'm going with about a hundred and I'm sure that's still not enough, but it does get better overtime. You start being queued with people on both teams that at least can use the mouse AND the keyboard at the same time.

MMR is an algorythm for a system with feedback. It does not adjust as fast as you probably wish it did to account for overshooting. 100 games is the bare minimum for it to start being somewhat accurate to your actual skill but you're gonna need much more than that to have it reflect your actual skill.
You might think this is bad, and while it certainly ain't perfect, it sure beats having complete noobs having massive rank boosts from being carried and then playing with people that are much better than them.
But again, it's just math fucking with you, not Blizzard. Blame the laws of the Universe.

Time does not necessarily mean you improve, in terms of skill. No, I'm dead serious here.

This is actually quite a very hard concept for most decent videogame players to grasp, but it's the truth for casuals and it's the price we pay for larger audiences. There are a LOT of people that simply can't see anything wrong with what they do, do not wish to improve in anyway, don't even care about winning at all or have such shitty personalities, they will always blame their team, not themselves.
You could coach them personnaly, have them play for a long time and it still wouldn't mean a thing. Those are the actual casuals and you can find them in pretty much any game. They play for entirely different reasons than you play and they simply don't get better at the game. Ever.

Personnaly, I don't mind them in the game. Matchmaking was made so I don't have to play with them, but they still feed and support the game I want to play. I consider them just another incentive to git gud: avoiding playing with them.

See that Gaussian Distribution I posted up there? Funny thing about that graph is, it's not necessarily symetric all the time. The more casuals a game has, the more to the left that top is shifted, resulting in a lot more shitty players than good ones. It's not an even distribution and good players are rarer than you'd expect.
The amount of players above average skill certainly aren't the same as the number of players below average.

All it means however is that you gotta play for longer and better to get rid of the pubs.
But hey, at least you still have the possibility of being rid of them…

The concept of sentient robots being or not being in equal footing as humans is as ancient as Ancient Greece itself with Talon.

It's not about rights, it's about the creation of Man surpassing him, much like Man surpasses God and there's a lot more philosophy here to said about this, as well as ethics and morals.
For starters, how we are flawed, resulting in us never creating anything perfect or more complex than ourselves. But if God made us, who's to say he isn't flawed someway or not that more complex than we are?

Trying to reduce this to #RobotLivesMatter is fairly ignorant and I wish underages would stop pretending they are qualified at all to discuss any of this shit.
Next, you'll see a story containing a Cave Allegory be mentioned only as "internalized misogyny"

I know aye

Dumbfuck actually thought blizzard gives a shit about its customers

Nigger you have to be retarded to think any corporation would give out a refund after you played their game for a month

seconded

Nigger if you weren't such a missed abortion you'd know he had the game for a day

I'm having fun too. I know it's easy so it's sort of casual fun, but it's good for winding down from my more intense games.

Not at all, just because you're retarded doesn't mean you're a bad person.

how does that make you retarded?

Well you have to be pretty retarded to enjoy playing with shit.

Sorry you have to even ask ) =

You mean Talos.

And no, there isn't more "philosophy" to that idea. It's a completely untenable idea. But it sort of makes sense since you bastardized the actual metaphysical concept, which was that we can't set in motion anything greater than ourselves.

fucking here we go, the 16 year old who watched some stupid youtube video is about to explain how he's blown everyone out of the water

I get the joke here but honestly i thought someone would tell me why paying for the cheaper version is retarded.

Why didn't they just set off an EMP for easy frags?

Got my first potg
I think a ressed a roadhog who had his ult up, because that was in the middle of the round.
Also the enemy had a bastion (on attack) for a while, who'm I NEVER saw in sentry mode.
he just pushed the cart in assult and I blasted his head off because that SMG sucks ass

Certainly more than the crappy "this is about white vs non-white rights" interpretation.

Talos is just a construct Hephaestus did, not anymore interesting than some of his other shit like the boars, but stories about building something and atributing human like qualities to it, equaling it to humans even, those are pretty much fucking ancient history. I mean, what the fuck is Pinochio, after all?

Why do people complain about McCree so much? He was so easy. I'm surprised so many people played that game.

Bastion's rifle doesn't suck, but his movement does which makes him a pretty easy target in recon mode. Also, Mercy's blaster is pretty powerful and most people underestimate it.

true, but still. Guy was clueless.
Also I pistolwhipped a Pharah that game.
Felt good.

POST MORE OF BIG BUTT DVA COSPLAY ALREADY

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This exists?
I think we need big butt D.va in general

yeah, see here

I see great potential in this endeavor

Sweet holy mother of FUCK
Who is this cum criten?

What the heck is a criten?

SOMEBODY HELP US SEARCH FOR THIS DVA COSPLAYER

at this point that's all i'm looking for. with such simple character abilities and game design, accomplishing basic tasks like "be where you're supposed to be" and "turn around and see if those footsteps behind you are a bad guy" shouldn't be too difficult.

Agreed, but I'm sitting at maybe 370 games right now and am level 55 or so, and it still feels like it's more off than it should be. I suppose you could also chalk it up the everyone's newness: the system is likely getting a constant influx of newer players, and some of them are probably good but simply not used to the game yet. This throws more informational wrenches into the gears and the system takes wild guesses with these people as it doesn't have a wide enough sample size to properly place them.

I'm fully aware of that, I'm simply saying that it's mind boggling. Not being able to aim or having a slow reaction time is understandable; those are frustrating qualities to have in a teammate, but it's doubly frustrating for them, most likely. No, my problem is seeing a 60 or 70 that's played the game as long as they have and they still don't know or care about the most basic fucking shit that a lobotomized monkey could do. Sure, everyone has different skills, yada yada, but a teammates inability to do the most common sense shit imaginable is inexcusable at level 25, let alone 70.

I really want to love bastion, both because it pisses people off ("waaaah bastion no skill faggot go die") and also because i really like the character.

However, he's a one trick pony, and I hate that. You need to be in turret mode to accomplish anything and are almost useless otherwise. His rifle does good damage, but the spread widens way too quickly (after the first fucking shot) and it's way too wide. Torb's turret is a non-sentient machine that doesn't fucking miss, so why does Bastion have such shitty inaccuracy? It makes no in-universe sense. Anyway, he has no mobility and it a rather easy target to hit, and his gun runs out of ammo too quickly for how inaccurate it is (20 shots with a wide spread). Even left-click spamming doesn't solve the spread problem, like it does with Soldier, so Bastion's only real use for his rifle is at mid-range engagements or closer.

I'd be okay with them dialing down his turret damage if they could give him another ability and make him more interesting. His mechanics design is just too boring: use turret mode, mow people down, get up and move when under fire and heal, rinse and repeat. You can be quite creative with where you move to and set up, and you can get ridiculous amounts of elims, but it feels like he has no versatility or flexibility at all and I hate that.

Which character would you fug
robofuckers need not apply

Pharah. she needs a good dicking.
inb4 the robofuckers say "torb's turret" since it's not a robot

In that case, I'd have to say Reaper
Look at them thighs

I'd put my dick in her hands.

Fuck you, Blizzard.

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My dick is diamonds
Who the fuck is this?

BUT IT'S A GUY

Aren't you a guy snake?

Mei

not even fat, but she has THAT ASS

Either her or DVA, DVA is actually super curvy despite having a thinner figure

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, WE WANT MORE

Man, the girl DVA was based off of is super cute

Me being a guy doesn't mean I want to fuck guys, regardless of how good their thighs are.

This is probably more to your tastes, then

D.VA and I have her MEKA get involved in the action.

what the fuck would the meka even do?

I said no robots mostly because it seems a lot of people already want to fuck them, so saying so is redundant.

ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
DILDO MODULE READY FOR COMBAT

Oh yee of little imagination.

But I'm not fucking the robot, the robot is just involved.

I found her
You're not going to like it

So people are meant to do a tracert on every game server before buying a game according to these fucks.
Guess the few people who bought the game are die hard blizzcucks

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I HAVE TO KNOW

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It's like the shills realized they managed to get a sucker to buy the game and decided their job was done and left

after a thread lasting 40 days, i think the handful of us who actually discuss the game have pretty much said all we can say about our various opinions on the state of the game.

There's gonna be a spike towards the end of june when the release a balance change, and probably on a semiregular basis when competitive mode is released and people start seriously analyzing "the meta."

Naa the guy that has been posting since day 1 trying to countershill the shill and making it hard to discuss most likely is the reason

No point posting much when that retard replies to ebery single post

8ch.net/topv/index.html
for discussion without the "Holla Forums culture" retards.

Because the last 15 worked so well.

Maybe. I'm still around to discuss the game if anything comes up, since I'm still playing it, but I usually don't initiate much.

oy vey!

That guy isnt Holla Forums culture any more than ralphshill or ruggarell are

DO IT

the guy bumped the thread itself, and he was talking about the thread being dead, not the game.

you guys will seriously look for any possible excuse under the sun to scream "shill" at something.

Sorry for interfering with your work, keep 'discussing' this 'totally not dead' game :^)

If you wanted to be "like those nerdy boys" and have "super duper intelectual discussions" on the internet about "bydiagaymes" but somehow you don't know anything about them, what would you do?

If it was me, I'd lurk for a little bit, find about 5 or more games I can namedrop for "gamer cred" that nobody will dispute me on them and then pretend I'm "one of the guys" by complaining about "those damn shills, amirite?"
I mean, what could possibly fail in this plan?

there's so many things in this thread i don't understand

There's one guy who regrets buying this game and can't get a refund after a day and a couple shills doing their job, what's not to get?

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Tracer is too easy to counter to stack effectively. The enemy team could always suck and let you win, but if they switch a couple of winstons, maybe symmetra or pharah, they can slaughter you all.

Most effective stack I've seen is 5 Soldiers. There's not really anything that can directly counter Soldier to begin with.

DID HE JUST GET FOOTSTOOLED?

What is actually a good counter to tracer?
I find good ones so fucking impossible to kill on shit I play unless I get a one shot on them

oy gevalt, the goys are becoming more aware!

Against Winston all she can do is run away. Against Symmetra all she can do is STAY away. Pharah requires you to have some actual accuracy but it's an easy 2 shot. There's also Widowmaker 1-shotting with bodyshots.

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I play symmetra and mei a lot
Both seem to either be good or fucking usless depending on how she used her jumps

Like mei can 1 shot her with a head shot and can normally live long enough to trade so she freezes but all depends on how she uses the jump

Symmetra can be rangef kinda easy so really gotta bait her into a couple turrets for a kill

Yeah Symmetra is more about shutting down Tracer's retreat and heal paths, maybe slowing her a bit. Winston is the main one to go for the kill. Literally all she can do is run, and then run again when he leaps after her, and forget it if there's a second winston.

IS SOMEONE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK?


This isnt your hugbox and the game is a piece of shit, you can have by not paying 40 fucking dollars or mingling with one of the worse most cancerous communities out there.


The thread is dead because of E3 and lack of interest, but you had to bump it didnt you?
I told you not to fucking touch it, these fucking cunts come from every corner of the internet besides here, for them doing the same mundane task is ok because you're in a team and your socializing even though there are games that offer a much better experince like Project Reality, Swat 4 or Insurgency.
They are literally Tumblr if you havent noticed by the faggots that are actively filtering everything that triggers them.

I told you not to fucking touch it, these faggots are not from here.

Good fucking grief if you think any of that genre is good you have no right to shit on ANYTHING.

You bought it for the PS4 didnt you?

Says the man who spent money on Blizzard games.
Says the man who's openly bringing cancer to the board.
Says the man who shills Blizzard games, Overhyped, the most cancerous game they have released since WoW.

The one who has no right to shit on anything is it you, the one who has no right to be here to begin with ruining the board is you.

Fuck off.

Something is telling me to go THICC or go home.

Thank fuck at least our zarya was more-or-less aware that this game doesn't have a team-deathmatch mode and that we need to stay close to the point.
Yes I mad.

I love it
I pick symmetra and some retards cry about needing a fucking healer

Unwarranted self-importance is a serious problem. Consult your local doctor so he can prescribe you a proper caliber to solve the problem.

I guess Holla Forums is Tumblr too, since you can post with a name, have a password, filter nasty comments and even start your own blog/board.


For someone that hates the game this much and has no interest in it, it's a bit ironic you save porn about it.

Symmetra should be listed as a defense hero instead of a support. You still need a healer support with her on your team.

Same for me and lucio. I pretty much hate healing because, regardless of the game, it translates over to "babysitter for retards". It's like there's some universal code that if I pick healer, my teammates are replaced by chimps or something.


I really wish there was some more efficient way of telling them to fuck off

I meant the game not the thread Judeu

No you dont

I play mercy and always end up switching mid game because nobody fucking moves
They think fucking chipping away will do anything and scared of combat

I think this is because retards treat it too much like a assfaggots

25 shields is useless though.

well I know you can play without heals, but why would you specifically not need one because you have symmettra?

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Taking damage to the extent you NEED a healer is even more useless

Yeah I can see that, too. I reached transcendance with zenyatta three god-damn times and my team seemed content to take pot shots from behind reindhardt's shield the entire time.

its not useless, it keeps the 150s from being body-shot, but thats only good as long as someone can top them back off after.

Learn where health packs are

Chip damage will accumulate until all your team is damaged.
Health packs are not able to support six people, especially when enemies can take them too.

That's what you have to do without a healer yes. They are mainly there for flankers though who need to operate without much support, not enough healthpacks to sustain the entire team.


You should expect your team to take at least half the damage they deal in a winning engagement. Want to survive to win more than one engagement as a team and you need heals.

I find Lucio works best when holding down a point. If you can get your group to stick around you. He's passive healing and thus doesn't do as much as Mercy but can often do just enough to help yoru team hold a point for the precious needed seconds to finish a match.

Are you saying it's impossible to be focused upon? Are you also saying that your team can afford to stop fighting for the duration of time it takes to get to a health pack or wait for it to respawn?

Reinthartd are the biggest fucking retards
Just think walking aroind slowly at the front doors is doing anything while turrets destroy it within seconds
And they just keep doing it because my dumb ass will keep topping up their health

Agreed. And it also means you have your defenders running around the map for healthpacks because they are at critical health rather than staying to defend. They may as well be dead for what it matters.

Lucio just works best period. His heals have twice the range of mercy. He's not as good at saving people who are about to die, but often as not that just gets mercy killed if she tries anyway. He keeps the chip damage from accumulating, which is what you really need most.

Other than that, his survival is through the roof. Since he can heal while taking damage, even burst-heal to save his own life, and he has very high mobility (and an awkward hitbox), and that knockback on a ridiculously short cooldown, a good lucio never dies before his team, which means he heals the whole fight.

Half the heroes had shields or self heals ontop of healers

Im not saying healers shouldnt be picked
Im just saying with symmetra its not a NEED and most heroes dont NEED a healer

Why? Do people not know how the class works?

HOW DID NOBODY DO THIS YET?!?

Soundless webms are for fags, user.

I think Tor just hears "I need armor" whenever anyone asks for healing, which people spam all the time just because.

Anyone with self respect has never played Torb for long enough to know these things.

It's contextual, if you use the button. Look at symettra and you'll say "I need shields", for example.

I have found Zarya makes my retard teammates braver because they realize a temporary shield means they have to do something while shielded.

Honestly I feel like Zarya's survivability is through the roof anyway. She can go toe to toe with ANYBODY. She's so fucking versatile and that ult singlehandedly wins fights.

I bet these are the faggots asking blizzard to make a 'version without pvp'

Yeah. I just need to get her Siberian front skin one of these days. Her shield is basically retard-proof because idiots rushing forward to get shot only helps you by raising your charge.

I've survived or won way too many engagements as Zarya where I overextended or otherwise should have died just because her survivability on top of her damage is ridiculous.

Her survivability is kind of low really. The Barrier only blocks 200 damage, though any hit that goes over the limit will be fully negated. People are afraid to actually focus her because of her charge mechanic. With only 600 health (with barrier) she should go down faster than D.Va, just ignore the charge up and focus fire.

I am really starting to hate the no ammo pickups in this game I thought it would be bad but fucking Junkrat is insane.

That makes sense now that I think about it.


Zarya is ridiculously good. I'm still surprised I don't see her more. Guess people really don't wanna play the pink haired trannyI can understand that

Honestly a good Zarya on the enemy team is hellish, whereas the counterplay for the other tanks is very simple.

There aren't really true counters to Zarya besides a Mcree stun which is so situational anyway. Her shield counters ults and Mei's freeze. I love baiting junkrat tired with my shield and if reaper ults you just shield and kill him.

Heck, she fucks up Pharah too, a charged beam can easily reach a flying Pharah. The shield even allows her to keep a torb turret or a bastion on their toes.

Best tank

I wanna play her but yea not playing a character made for tumblr that tumblr doesnt even like until I get a skin that hides all the tumblr

She isnt even that bad looking she has the body and hair of a female orc but the hair color and ugly ass tattoos are disgusting

She's really good in disorganized games, but her ult is all she really has going for her in games where people know what they're doing. She gets destroyed by focus fire.

Her secondary fire is great for keeping people away, too.
When I need to play her, its usually to help stop or escort a payload. Using the payload as cover while i'm waiting for shields to cool down and just popping off the secondary fire at enemies to keep them from grouping up and to keep them at bay.

Having played her, I realized she's actually super racist against omnics. Also, she has muscles, which means she works out, something tumble is not know for doing. I don't think people would say she was made for tumble if it wasn't for the hair.

So is this game actually worth buying y/n?
I have some friends I could play the game with and we do often play TF2 6s

No you stupid fuck

It's trash.

Do you play for fun or for hats, this is important.

Does being banned from the competitive league on four accounts for using stupid tactics and fucking around but then turning off full retard when we're about to lose and winning count as fun?

Dood

If you got a full team, this game will be incredibly rewarding. Organizing strategies is the entire meat of the game. Pulling off some insane stacks is great.

If your friends suck though…it might be painful. I shit you not: I prefer randoms to playing with bad friends. Since it matches you against other pre-mades. Inevitably they will be premades of way better players. So if your friends suck, you are basically uping the difficulty pool and handicapping yourself at the same time.

I don't know why people complain about single randoms so much, it always feels just about right, and I have positive win rate on them.

Why would you be banned for that? Sounds like a bunch of bullshit.

This sounds like something that didn't happen.


Because it is. Likely never fucking happened.

jesus.

We also were incredibly hostile, shittalking and disrespecting the enemy team before, during and after the game and even the admins when they told us to stop being autistic

Admins? What admins?

Of the competitive league, etf2l is run by salty morons

lmao

So you acted like a retard on all fronts and got banned because of it and it's the admins that are idiots? It even sounds like you realise that you acted like a child throwing a tantrum but yet you blame someone else. I bet you're some div6 kid who started going ape in an official and the enemy team got you back by getting a free win. That thought has gone through my mind many times but I've never acted on it because generally people are smart enough to not mouth off in officials. I guess that's not you, good job mate. How you managed to get actually banned for just talking shit is beyond me unless the minor/major warning system has been changed which I doubt so it just makes me think you're full of shit.

So…you're getting banned out of private games by a private group?

Hey man. Shit talking is a great pastime.
A national treasure.

Sure but if there are rules in effect that say you shouldn't be "unsportsmanlike" during league play and you shittalk everyone including the admins you have zero reasons to complain if you get banned and even less reason to blame anyone else.

I'd know. I was a racist asshole every time we took a practise game from IRC but never during official games because I'm not a fucking idiot. You're taking a risk when you break the rules and if get caught breaking them it's your ass and your fault no matter which rule it is.

You're worse than Boneyfag at this point

I hope you see the irony in this statement

Nigger did you seriously compare a TF2 clone to Swat fucking 4?

You fucking filter people for criticising you all the time you retard

Kill yourself


lol

Still no valid complaints for the game, still Holla Forums circlejerking over their opinions without actually playing video games.
Can we go back to 2014 Holla Forums when you fucks didn't exist yet? Holla Forums got worse with age

I've gone from being underwhelmed by genji to assassinating low health targets instantly. I don't know why I never tried this before. I noticed in training mode that you could cancel most of his moves, turns out you can cancel them rapidly into each other. This just makes it one smooth motion.

i could never get in to bastion. he cant function without a brohardt except as a very risky ambusher and there are just better characters for that.

that's still a lot of actions to kill one enemy but anything helps

If everyone started a server to play Team Fortress, would you find it acceptable to join in and play Counter Strike instead? When everyone else wants to play something different and you don't even own the server? Then what's the logic in thinking that they have to endure your shenaningans when that's not what anybody signed up for and you aren't even in your own server?

You're the kind of people eveyr regrets inviting to a party, you just shit on the carpets with a grin in your face and if anyone isn't laughing with you, he's a salty faggot that has no sense of humour.
I mean, do your thing all you want, but you really have no reason to complain people don't call you or even ban you if you can't function properly in society…


Most attacks and skills can be canceled into one another. An important part of Roadhog's combo is to melee right after the hook for some extra damage before you fire your gun, since you can cancel things to make this really fast. Genji in particular can cancel several animations in different orders, but some are more usefull than others and this leads to some neat combos to do.


It helps to think about him like the Tolbjorn turret. You put it somewhere, it will get a kill at first since nobody is expecting the turret to be there. But after they respawn, they'll know to look there and it won't get another kill.
In Tolbjorn's case, you can either relocate the turret, or better yet: stand on the otherside and attack distracted people.
In Bastion's case, you must constantly change location to always catch people unware, preferably from unexpected angles, like balconies and windows above ground.

Another major point is that he does make quite a lot of noice and a very specific one when firing. This coupled with the damage you make, leads to people sorta knowing what's happening even if they can't see you and dash for cover. Tolbjorn's turret is a bit more quiet and it's damage will often be ignored (which is a mistake) if people are already distracted.

So what you want instead is to be placed in a position where someone will have to pass by while leaving their back exposed to you. Then let them walk for a bit until the closest piece of cover is far away enough, and only then you shoot.

thats what i mean by risky ambusher

Why do you guys even play overwatch?

This 50% win rate bullshit is going to give me an aneurysm. Why should I be grouped with a bunch of retards just because I did well in a previous game?

because it wants you to carry retards so they dont feel too bad about the game and have a higher chance of spending money on loot boxes as well as give the illusion of a 'working' matchmaking. there are seriously people that defend this

Why would 50% win rate make you buy lootboxes?

Not really. Since the idea is that you hide somewhere the other team won't look until it's too late, you're actually safer than staying in the front view where someone will spot you, take a few hits and retreat, only to peek&poke you. He's essentially a self-healing lvl3 turret that can relocate on it's own and isn't defenseless when doing so.


Because it's fun. And if you need any other reason to play videogames, you should choose a different hobby.


Because 7 million players has this side effect that you'll find A LOT of bad casual players on your way out of shit-town. It's just odds, not the matchmaking forcing you to lose. You can't expect 50% of the playerbase not be retarded seeing how many people bought the game.
I mean, if half the playerbase was retarded, that's 3.5 million retards in the game, of course you'll run into them. The only thing you can do is keep playing until you leave that tier of players.

do they really think carrying is possible in this game? the winds have to be incredibly in your favor to wipe out another team solo

because if they arent having any "fun" with a victory screen popping up for them once in a while or a totally undeserved play of the game or performance card theyll get discouraged from playing the game, and so not have any reason to drop cash.

you know those people who like to be "rewarded".

i imagine anons are generally getting all the gold medals every game theyre in so you probably are carrying in the sense that youre the teams mvp.

I don't think you understand how matchmaking is supposed to work. 50% win rating means you are exactly where you deserve to be.

Jesus fuck you're indeed a fucking newfag.

For a fucking month we had so many fucking many complaints that you just ignore it and go "No complaints, just shitposting". If you're going to ignore everything, why bother? You're going to keep eating shit, but I dont want this place to smell like the shit you guys are.

Lol no. Not when you get in games that last less than 2 minutes and steamroll everyone after a losing spree or get raped after a winning spree.

You are correct in what you're saying, but these anons are complaining about an entirely different phenomenom.
I'd which they just dropped the "forced 50" meme, since it's not true at all. It's just statistic fucking with you.

They are complaining that, after winning several games in a row, the game will pick someone that has been losing consistently all the time, find 4 more like that guy and put them all on your team.
You'll be steamrolled because your team has to stop everytime they want to turn around and this isn't a "close game" at all.

I've personnaly experienced this in HotS, but the only thing I can say is "play more". You start seeing less of these retards if your MMR is higher. If you're still being queued with them, you still haven't even reached the try-hard tier or the "pocket me medic, I'm the MVP for this team!" tier players.

Consider this your "player progression" :^)

Well there are a few problems with this.

The problem is that, what does 50% get applied to?

Does it get applied to the last 10 games? Last 100 games? Every game ever played?

The issue is that, most people are better at games the longer they go on. The first games you play, you will under perform compared to how you will perform after a thousand games.

What this means is that the game, in an effort to force you into 50%, if it measures it from all time, will be mismatching against you as time continues on. But more than that, you run into a huge issue where the game, in it's apparent need to get you to 50, over compensates brutally. If you start getting too high, it just starts hammering you with players that completely out class you. Which in many games is actually a blessing: getting to play top players is a rare opportunity.

But we run into the other big problem: this is a team game. Blizzard has apparently decided that, instead matching you with a team of people as good as you, against a team of people who are as good as you, they instead opt to just stack the enemy team and pair you with poor players. This doesn't feel good at all, since it isn't that you are playing better players with better players, which is how you improve.

You aren't losing meaningfully if two of your team members refuse to change,pick a poor hero at the start, and never hit anything, while the other team has a sniper who can instant headshot everyone.


Essentially this.

The matches aren't "fair" in that you are just being matched against better players. You are being handicapped at the same time.

There haven't been any meaningful complaints from the outside. Just "blizz sucks fug you" and "le reddit da game tumblr charecters", or the brillaint "its a moba that means youR gay".

It's not surprising that it's people who actually play the game who can critique it properly, pointing out actual problems with it. But this is somewhat unrelated, since these complaints are related to people playing the game. You need to present an actual reason for people to not play the game at all. And so far, the presented reasons have been:
1. It's made by blizzard.
2. It's characters are vaguely SJW, or appear to be.
3. It appeals to "casuals" (which has come to mean absolutely nothing).
4. It's low on content (compared to ___ )

Only that fourth one is a potentially meaningful complaint. The only issue is that they were never misleading in exactly what the content would be, and that the game is not 60 dollars. It's a question then of "is it worth 40 dollars to you?" And for many people, it is.

i see that crap all the time.
the solution seems to be to play in a team with decent players. at least a 4 man group.

Stop, please. The game does not look at your stats and says "You've won 5 games in a row with 2000 MMR, so let's put 5 800 MMR players on your team".
That's not what happens, that's what LOOKS like it's happening.

The idea is that, if skill is measure between 1000 and 3000, when you start playing, you'll be 1200 like everyone else, but you personnaly are probably a 2400. Until you've played enough that the algorythm recognizes you are indeed 2400, you'll find a lot of 1600 and 1800 on your team.

And it's precisely because of this that the system works like it does, to avoid compensating brutally. If you were currently at 2100 and won a game and that set you at 2800, you'd go against players that are much better than you. So it does this slowly, making you 2200 first and then 2250 and up until 2400 where it oscilates a bit up and down.

I'd like to see concrete evidence of this from someone that has played for a considerable while. Because considering there's 6 players on the other team and 5 on yours, the odds of retards being on your team are less than being on the other team, and nothing that proves the "forced 50" algorythm except the few testimonies of players complaining about their team.

You'll be matched against better players while also getting better players on your team. The average skill on both teams should be equal, otherwise you wouldn't be paired together (unless there are no other players available). If you can't beat the other team, maybe they are just better and it's not always your team's fault?

Man it's been a while since I heard people griping about that.

Matchmaking is becoming boring because of it. 90% of my matches either it's my team face destroying the enemy in 2:00 minutes or the enemy team destroys us in 2:00. It's rare that I actually get a match that's balanced and doesn't end at the start.

I don't get that often at all. Once in a while yeah, but at least 70% of my matches go to max time. No one pushes the objectives until overtime it seems, though they don't have much trouble until the last (check)point.

What are you gay?

Except that's wrong because his sixth guy was a shitter that constantly quits so having less people only proves his theory.

I like that its been the same IDs bumping the thread for weeks now

Bad enough.
Oh shit nigger what are you doing?

Doesn't happen that often to me. I actually get the exact oposite where some of my matches end at the first point because we can put up such a good defense.
I still notice the other team trying, but it's obvious they just aren't trying enough. It's about at this time that I notice they have a McCree that's never with his team, Widow\Hanzo poking from afar, a lone Reinhart charging alone and a suicidal Tracer facefucking turrets.

Most of the time I've seen a team lose, be it mine or the other, it's often because we split up and went all alone, or stuck together like a massive gay orgy and a Reaper jumped on us with his Ulti. It's usually easy to find out what the mistake is, like getting damage and elimination gold medals as a tank meanking the damage dealers of your team did nothing.

However, a lot of my matches do end up in tense overtimes that last for full minutes sometimes, and it's very rare the KotH map I can win with 2 points in a row.


What? The fact that one player did something in your team doesn't really prove much, except that he's a douchebag. He could have been picked to play on the other team instead, and it's more likely that that happens since there's 6 slots on the other team for a player.
I've had a few matches where I barely feel oposition and when I press TAB, I see that there are 2 or 3 guys leaving the other team. Maybe that guy doesn't notice this stuff unless it happens in his team?


Here's your bump, since you asked so nicely.


For shame, d34916.
If using abilities and having different characters makes a game assfaggots, Mortal Kombat was, is and always will be ASSFAGGOTS.

It's an assfaggot

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Wow is for assfaggots at the very least.

Of course I've been in this thread for weeks, I've been playing the game for weeks and this is about the only place I can go to talk about it in between (or often while) playing it.

Mostly I've tried to keep my discussion wholly game related and simply ignore the crap entirely.

Lying is a sin.

I love how you guys are so desperate to call overwatch an assfaggot game that you make the definition so broad that a good chunk of non-assfaggot games are now assfaggots.

:^)


He didn't said it was the only place he can go talk about it withough running into wild faggots, so he wasn't lying.

Yes, those games are all for assfaggots.
TF2 especially

You don't even make sense anymore.

You can point flaws the game has without making more up, you know? You just look retarded coming up with your own definition for a word just to prove your point.

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Explain what's wrong with assfaggots then.
Because they are absolutely atrocious as a game genre and there's several objective reasons to despise them, so you have no excuse not to provide at least one.
Go ahead and try to explain why they are actually bad, instead of just treating the term as buzzword.

Do not reply, this faggot is a massive shill and will disregard all your points.

Just had a game against 5 reinhardts. They lost, but it was quite terrifying to go against.

Not literally, but half the time after doing particularly good I get grouped with a set of retards. Like the game is TRYING to make me lose.

some people seeem to think "stacking" characters is a balance problem, but when does that honestly work out?

Also, you hardly have any complaints besides

You faggots never argue why the game is bad. You just spam about the people playing it and screencap every little post that triggers you


Either you're shitposting loudly or you don't know what ASSFAGGOTS means


God damn you're a faggot

Spamming the same heroes is shit.

but having say like 2 Mcrees,2Lucios,2 Winstons and 2 Zaryas with the other hero spots filling roles can wreck havoc

Depends on how well the team can co-ordinate, like in
We actually did pretty well even with things like widowmaker trying to pick us off.

It's a shit-tier strategy most of the time that's no fun to be against. 2 meis on any control-point mission can be a gigantic pain, especially with Reinhardt swinging his dick around

When both teams are uncoordinated, simple combinations like that or Bastion, Reinhardt, and Mercy are really good. The other team won't be able to coordinate to counter it and your team only needed to follow the leader.

Why do you think I'm just shitposting at this point? Because he'll keep replying and he will never accept anything that suggests that his burritobux were spent on a soulless piece of shit.

I've seen soldier 76 stack 4 times and it's never lost, I've been on both sides of it. I honestly cannot think of a "counter" to it.

Most stacks you just pick a few of whatever counters that hero and you are good. Soldier doesn't really have a counter, his worst flaw is simply not being strong enough in any one area, but 5 of them together make up for that.

Yeah it seems that the main counter to a 76 stack is just being better than 76.
They can heal each other up, have high DPS, have decent burst DPS with the rocket. My team won against a 76 stack so it's not like it's impossible.

2 can be great. 2 winstons wrecks dong and is more than the sum of its parts, but any more than that and things tend to not work out.
but ive seen people cry about teams of mei, tracer or texas


actually ive seen that work out, but i chalked it up to the team being stupid and trickling in instead of playing around reinhardt.

Are you really retarded?

What about the hitbox and tickrate that fucks the hitbox even FURTHER
What about the fucking movement speed on the game (everyone 5.5m/s except Tracer and Lucio)
What about the lack of fucking movement skills in the game that are not fucking awful, the only thing that is not awful is Junkrat "rocket"jump
What about I WIN buttons instakills or spam skills to win
What about not needing resources on your ammo letting you fucking SPAM all fucking day long with NO punishment for that besides reloading
What about YES OR YES needing certain classes to counter A B Z character
What fucking about CASHSHOP DAY ONE that is not even the things you want, its fucking LOOT BOXES
What about the lack of content, nearly no maps neither game modes

How about you fucking shut up you newfag?
We have been over this for a month and you have been fucking ignoring EVERYTHING every single fucking time.

Buying a Blizzard game, with this cancerous as fuck community is to TOP it all.

Next time you try to fucking shill a game on this board, at least have the fucking decency to know what shit you're eating. There's nothing wrong on having guilty pleasures, but do not lie to yourself, you ARE eating shit and because you are bringing cancer here, you should leave to a place where people would love to have your kind.

Like for fuck's sake. If you want to convince someone of something, acting like you have intense autism won't help achieve that

STOP LIKING WHAT WE DON'T LIKE!!

they dont have a lot of hp, 200 is standard but it ends up not being very much so you either need a good balls to the wall strategy or to beat them at attrition which could be hard if you cant secure kills. i am usually able to kill a soldier as roadhog in one hook>face blast>melee combo, the only one i have a higher success rate with that is zenyatta. i feel like a mildly competent team with a junkrat or two and a reinhardt would be able to deal with it.
junkrat can make staying in the biotic field risky, even behind cover.

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using her E to knock people off shit is the best though

tracer and lucio are also 5.5m/s when you exclude speed boost and her dashes

oh yeah, raptorion > mechaqueen

bring reinhardt and zenyatta, with 1-2 76, a pharah/junkrat and zarya or d.va and maybe a sniper.

the rein needs to know to use his shield during aimhax, so that your team has a safe spot unless you're severely flanked. pharah/junk are your bust damage, while 76 is counter flank. zenyatta keeps people up and debuffs the enemy while hugging rein for shields, and zarya uses her barriers to help keep people up during focus fire and punish aimhax with giant purple dick of doom. d.va uses her defense matrix for the same anti-ult purpose, with a side of self-destruct to keep areas clear.

a sniper gives longer range support, but they need to be able to move around so they aren't flanked or picked off by bursts at range.

but really, the core is rein+zen. 76 can't do much against rein's shield except to try and chip it down or flank him. with a zen at his side, rein can be secure that any 76 that gets too close will go down quickly thanks to discord giving rein the ability to 2-shot 76, assuming zen doesn't kill him first. a mass rush on the rein/zen position just invites a junkrat/pharah AoE pounding, and with zarya as extra support, keeping zen up is easier if rein's shield breaks or he needs to put it down to recharge.

but you could honestly do pretty well with 4x 76 + zen/rein on it's own. discord orb means the enemy needs to be really careful, since zen + 76 even at long range will fuck up anything with discord on it. but zen is squishy enough he needs to be babysat by rein, since winston's shield will just drop nearly instantly from concentrated 76 fire.

The only thing you said which is a factual thing is the hitbox "issue".

The only issue with it is that blizzard made the projectiles much larger than they appear to be with the non-hitscan weapons. They clearly did that to make it easier to hit with them. And it's a valid critique. They should either make it obvious the size of the projectiles or make them smaller.

You are wrong about the speed (lucio moves faster because of aura, and genji runs faster innately, everyone else is the exact same). Movement skills are limited to specific heros (which you can switch to at any time).

You are wrong about pretty much everything else to, or at least, anything meaningful to complain about.

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In 5 minutes Ill be dumping scat porn all over this thread, EA conference, remembering all the franchises they killed and the literal rape of Battlefield have put a heavy strain on me.
I dont give a fuck If Im banned or not, your ilk is cancerous, you've made it extremely clear that you dont belong here and Im nearly out of shits to give.
Ill give my last shit to you soon

you don't launching yourself to create ghetto JUSTICE RAIN with rat?

sure, i just kind of hate the physics of it

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Rev up those proxies

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Finally.

Wait a second I know you. You're the faggot that cound't find a source by himself on Holla Forums!

how old are you? you must be pretty naive to think that posting pictures of "gross stuff' will make people run away, especially on a website that has built in hide options

It's 60 server side. Only the client is 20 and that changes nothing.
Fuckwit. It's Genji and Lucio, Tracer has the same speed as everyone. And speed matters relative to the size of the level. You could move at 100 m/s and it wouldn't mean a thing if the levels where kilometers wide.
Are we going that road again? Because we've been there before, with people claiming Hanzo kills you instantly, which is false or how McCree also kills you instantly which is also false (the time it takes for the instakill depends on how much health you have). Trust me, you don't want to go down this road YET AGAIN.
Damage Falloff, multiple barriers to defend people, having to reload while the other guy kills you, weapon spread… There are so many reasons spam is such a bad idea that you'll always lose games playing like that.
Multiple characters have multiple counters and most counters are soft counters. Mei is considered a counter to genji but he can still fuck her up as long as he keeps his range, for instance.

How about YOU keep talking, you newfag? Everytime someone posts a list like that, it's a great oportunity to show just how stupid shitposters are.

why do you have scat saved?

as much as i love the game, overwatch has no damage falloff on any weapons.

Actually Lucio moves faster normally as well (6 vs 5.5 of everyone else) and it rises to 7.6 or something similar with the aura.

Don't do it, bro! We're gonna miss you if you get banned!

there totally is damage falloff on most weapons

Go ahead d3, I'll enjoy your crying when you get banned repeatedly for acting like a newfag.


Because he's a South American those monkeys love playing in their own feces.

Any character with shotguns or rapid-fire weapons and McCree have falloff.
But yeah most characters have no damage falloff.

It does. Soldier starts at 17, drops to 5 at range
D.Va starts at 3 per pellet, drops to 0.5
Reaper starts at 7 per pellet, drops to 2

I could go through the rest if you want

Incorrect. McCree got damage falloff in a previous patch so he wasn't just a widowmaker but better at short range.
Dva has shit damage because of falloff, so does Tracer and Reaper. Soldier as well and a few others, including the Mei Icicle.

Pretty much every character that's intended for Medium Range skirmishing has damage falloff on his gun. You can test this in the firing range with the bot near the distance markers.

last i understood there wasnt, such as mccree doing consistent damage at every range or junkrat having no damage reduction on rollers/based on distance

Everything has become a political statement these days, it seems.


To be fair, one of the smartest people I've tutored from this board was a brazillian. I could never imagine him doing anything like d349.

hes just going to screen cap it and use it for his /int/ shit posting


junkrat and pharah do not have damage fall off. mcmeme didnt used to, and mei didnt used to but now they do

ah, my information is outdated then

It was like that in the Beta but then people noticed that, at 75 damage per shot (meaning 150 with an headshot) he was pretty much a Widowmaker that had a flashbang to counter anyone going near and didn't need to scope.

Same for Mei that was outsniping people with her Icicle, so they got damage falloff on that shit as well as many others.
The common theme seems to be: if it's not intended for long range fighting, it gets damage falloff. I think even Pharah has it.
Dunno how junkrat works though.


This is actually what I hate. Ideals don't change due to their very own nature. But the ideals that people follow do change. It's inaccurate to assume that a company will keep doing the same shit over and over again all the time, you can't possibly know that before the product is out. It can happen (CoD) but it can also not happen (Valve, lol)
The same logic that "Overwatch must be bad because Blizzard made Diablo 3" could be used to say "Diablo 3 must be good because Blizzard made Diablo 2".
This is why the game matters more than the company, because it reflects their current state, not what they've done in the past.

Pharah and Junkrat don't have damage falloff.
Funnily enough, Pharah DID get headshots.

That means McCree, Soldier 76, D.Va, Reaper, Tracer, Bastion, Roadhog, Torbjorn (shtogun only) and Mei all have falloff, so 9 out of 21

Of the characters that don't, Winston, Symmetra and Zarya all have strict max range. Reinhardt has no range except his E. That leaves the snipers, explosives, supports, Genji, and Torbjorn's primary as the only characters without falloff at range.

Where's the fucking scat? Did he get banned?

Zarya's bombs have no damage falloff and are made for long distance shooting.
It still limits her range considering it has less than half the DPS of her laser.

It also has a shorter maximum range than Junkrat's bombs and would qualify as "explosives"

Seems like the general rule is hitscan that isn't explicitly meant for long-range engagement has falloff. Genji, Torbjorn's primary, and the supports all fire projectiles with travel time.

Almost everything is a projectile with travel time, Widow and maybe McCree (not sure on him) are the only exceptions I can think of. Most of them though like Soldier are extremely fast.

Mei's icicle is a fairly slow projectile

Nah dude. 76's gun is hitscan. If you were to play footage of him shooting a wall in slow motion, the bullet impact graphics will actually spawn before the bullets ever make it there.

not that matters since it's used exclusively to shoot you at point blank range while you're frozen

send mei back into fucking cyrostasis

now why does someone like mercy get such a ridiculous weapon?
after realizing this ill just kill people myself instead of hoping my idiot teammates will notice.

I already do. I snipe turrets, harrass snipers, and kill flankers with her all the time. I also chip Roadhog, but usually all that does is charge my ult if I'm not already sitting on it.

Oh, and her raw DPS is actually higher than Genji.

It's not that ridiculous, the fire rate and projectiles are pretty slow. It is definitely more worth using than a lot of people give it credit for though.

Hold the fuck up.
Are you telling me… That Tolby's primary fire… Doesn't have damage falloff?
Because I've killed Widow's and Hanzo's with that thing but if this is true, then Long Range Tolbjorn is gonna start to be a thing.


user, there's only one thing wrong with Mei that they seriously need to patch ASAP.
The absence of a MEIdo costume.

How long does it usually take for paypal to resolve claims. Or bli$$ard to respond.

I want my money back.

yep, 70 at all ranges.

i don't think we'll see any costumes that fun

i also think mei fans need to be put into the gulags now though so take what i say with a grain of salt

Still wish Guardian Angel did not require a target, like Pharah's rocket boost does.
All it does is force your team to learn how to play with you, not the other way around.
It would be like a sniper needing his teammates to do some specific action before he can shoot his gun and this makes no sense, except for enforcing the "stick with your team" idea.
I wouldn't even mind a longer cooldown, as long as I could just fly up and then float down at will.

i suppose its not a "great" weapon due to the projectile speed but i really couldnt ask for anything more. shes as much of a threat to flankers as they are to her which is the part i think is ridiculous.

The real threat is in underestimating her.

It also has fucking awesome range and can snipe pretty damn well if you can aim good
I often take out shit far back like Mercy or unaware hanzos and Widows with it

yeah, thats probably the thing.
you dont walk in a predictable path when medic is shooting needler at you either. but then again that thing couldnt land headshots.


lord knows how many times i wished my idiot widowmaker would stand closer to the ledge so i could get to her, but i dont know about getting a jump jet. always thought she could use a double jump though maybe it would make her too hard to kill for the likes of pharah.

I guess that's enough searching for a "maid Mei costume". The things you find…


How does it compare with Dva's light gun? They seem awfully identical to me and I just came from a game where I sniped a Soldier from afar with Dva's gun, after using my ulti. I was expecting him to dash towards me so I'd call the mech and fuck him up, but he kept his distance, poking from cover and kept eating my projectiles.

It does a hell of a lot more damage thats for sure

I think they're roughly the same, Dva's shoots a little faster with faster projectiles for slightly lower damage per shot.

Well if they aren't going to nerf Lucio, making Mercy a little more agile would definitely help. As is Lucio is way WAY better than Mercy for pretty much everything unless you can get that perfect clutch res.

Both have 20 round clips, Mercy shoots 5 rounds per second at 20 damage, D.Va shoots 6.66 at 14 damage, D.Va's has faster travel speed but a longer reload.

The travel speed is pretty crucial, but otherwise Mercy's is better.

my aim isn't great but the times i've played mei i was able to rack up some kills from just alt fire

replace mei with sub zero

i used to feel that way but the more i play them the more i lean towards mercy, at least the majority of the time. if i have several teammates i think can benefit hugely from speed boost like reaper mei and reinhardt then its his turn to jam

Been playing this at a friends house. Its not so bad as I thought it would. I have fun especially playing it with friends. I just wish it has some sort of ranking/competitive system akin to Halo 3 or at least League of Legends. Have there been any talks of including something like that?

And is it me or is Torj OP? Having an automatic turret that has good aim and long range while at the same time can lay down armor. He has decent health and his gun isnt even all that terrible when you use the shotgun shots.

Enjoy your fucking ban I guess

I'd very much like to know why this page always comes up empty.
8ch.net/bans.html

I was gonna look and see if he was "preemptively banned", which actually wouldn't be cool at all, but would be pretty funny.

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It's not the speed boost, it's the overall survivability, the ability to attack and heal, to heal from longer ranges and more targets, and high mobility.

Lucio heals more, survives more, kills more.

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That will, literally, be the first content patch they are putting in the next few weeks.

Most of this statement is either misinformation (character speed), flat out wrong (instakill buttons), or just being nitpick about stuff that doesn't matter (cash shop) AND complaining about OW shills in an OW SHILL CONTAINMENT THREAD

No wonder d3 is going to go on a shitting spree.

why the fuck do people keep defending Mei's shitty design

Mei is basically what would happen if pyro's flames were replaced with a million tiny sandman balls/nataschas, and she was given a dead ringer
also walls

Do Chinese have Eskimos?

Because it makes people fucking mad and mining salt from other players is the most rewarding thing of all.

AYO HOL UP
HOL UP YO, HOL UP
YOUS SAYIN
YOUS SAYIN WE WUZ'
YOUS SAYIN DAT WE WUZ
DAT WE WUZ
DAT WE IS
DAT WE WUZ
DAT WE WUZ SNIPERZ N SHIEET?!

So I just learned that the xp to level resets at level 101. 102 only requires 2000 xp.

Who didn't know that?

Shills are running out of material

Pure coincidence
They just want to discuss their shallow barebones game for half a month.

the range is super important yes
eh?

If Lucio is with three other players, his healing is better than Mercy's.
Mercy has 50HPS
Lucio has 12.5HPS * 3 is 37.5 not counting himself which would take him to 50 without even stopping him from attacking and also not counting when he uses amp.

this is awesome

Just what I would expect from a South American

also nice if you set it so junkrat's ultimate climbs wall automatically

Every player can hear the tire starting and its loud-ass engine roaring. But if you run it against a wall, the engine gets softer and enemy players won't be able to tell where it is anymore.
Point being, you won't be able to do this anymore if it climbs automatically.

Just got my refund

I'M FREE

Stay cucked you faggots who spent money on this shit game

Wait

So does this game go down for hours on a weekly basis just like every other blizzard game?

Congrats user. Guessing PayPal worked for you?

Yeah, not sure if it was because of escalating to claims in paypal or me writing a formal letter based on a template provided by my state's consumer rights body though.

Stopped using paypal after hearing that they fuck over sellers by taking out a large chunk but now I'll be using paypal whenever I can.

You guys have fun, I'll go read a book or something.

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what a faggo

i wish he included screenshots

How do you make a proper swastika with only 6 lines of equal length? The outer lines would all run past each other because there's no way to make the inner ones long enough.

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How could he even tell it was a swastika if you'd need to be able to see it from above?

Try it yourself in paint, it doesn't


Him

You

There's plenty of characters who can get high enough up to look straight down on top of a Reinhardt.

well it would be a janky ass swastika

thats backwards isnt it

Its been almost 100 years. How is the swastika so triggering still?

Well the victims are still alive
And it's sort of a big deal to normal people

I can understand how a mistake who spends his life shitposting in his mother's basement would be indifferent however.

So its the grudges of old people that keep us from moving on several generations later?

Nah, fuck that.
also fuck you.

I didn't buy the game and he doesn't get to sit on a high horse when he only realizes shit is shit when he puts it in his mouth.

ive had people giggle at 9-11 references, then turn around and give me a scolding when i take a crack at jews being greedy

I guess its the perceived racism angle.

Look, all you ever need to know about jews comes from anybody that's been in the entertainment industry for a long time.
They all seem to have some sort of opinion and most of them are negative.

Well there are people of similar intelligence level as you who have been glorifying it for the past hundred years.

And lets be honest you're not going to fuck anything. Ever.

So you didn't buy the game but you sit in the thread shitposting. What a sad little kid you are.
And how was he meant to know about the servers when the only way to know is to play the game, hmm?


Americans deserved it, Jews didn't.

Congrats user, hopefully you wont fall for future ActiBlizz scams.

someone this salty over a game has to have gotten robbed by them pretty hard. how much money did you sink in wow?

Just would like to remind everybody about the scam artist mismanagement piece of shit that Tim Schafer was that Boby Kotik had warned us all about.

God can you go dump porn and get banned already?

he purchased battleborne

So, are you guys going to buy Quake Champions so we can have another of these cyclicals and I can laugh at you for wasting money on shitty games and no longer having your ASSFAGGOTS/TF2 circlejerks here?

why did you buy battleborne user?

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Where do you guys get these ideas?
First Im a TF2 shill and now I bought Battleborn?
At least be consistent of you want to shill this flavour of the month bullshit.

user, nearly all games are flavor of the month bullshit.

but why did you buy battleborne user?

This motherfucker just tears shit up.

you aren't wrong, but your offensive teammates were also complete shit.

Tanks are fuckin baller. Same with Reinhardt. Getting quad gold is very common for me.

I dunno, that might depend on how pit damage is calculated. We did lose, though.

the point is that if you got 5 gold as roadhog, you got gold for eliminations.
if you got gold for elims, you got more than anyone else on your team, and elims are counted by sufficient damage done to a player who dies.
if you got gold for elims, your offensive players were shit, because they're usually much better suited to dealing out damage and getting eliminations counted for them.

Also, I see you're posting outside of the containment thread.
All I have to do is link to people your posts and you will be laughed off of Holla Forums for being a fucking lolcow

Roadhog is a pretty offensive tank, though. Without even adding M2 or a melee hit his basic hook and shotgun combo deals 255 damage. Enough to kill over half the cast of the game.

what threads is he posting in? I checked a few of his file names on the cuckchan archives sadly the retard is only shitting up here

AFTER 22 DAYS, THAT'S ENOUGH. ITS TIME TO STOP. LEAVE THIS WEBSITE ALL OF YOU CANCEROUS LEDDITORS AND CUCKCHANNERS. YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE, NO ONE WITH ANY ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT MAKES A GOOD VIDEO GAME CAN LIKE THIS TRASH. THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME 'NOT LIKING WHAT YOU LIKE' THIS IS ABOUT LOCATING AND REMOVING A CANCER IN ITS EARLY STAGES WHILE SOMETHING CAN STILL BE DONE.

GET
OUT.

Whatever this trash thread was still on page 1 of the board index anyway.

a round of applause for this user
he is both severely triggered and immediately filtered all in a single post
bravo

sent :^)

It fills me with intense satisfaction to see you so asspained over something you have absolutely no control over.

He posted once and whined about how people told him to fuck off

Is it okay if I stay to shitpost? No fun books to read.

Whatever man. At least you've actually played the game so you know what you're talking about.

YES I finally got enough shekels to buy Zarya's legendary skin to cover up that God-awful hair. Also is it just me or do more high level players play Zarya? I hate fighting her but love to play as her.

zarya is a cutie and that hair is great wym

regardless I also use arctic

Fuck you, user. I'll shitpost about wanting to fist Bastion's gears all day if I want.

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Delete this post.

pls no

I said I wanted to fist a robot not see a guy who chopped his cock off

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Why Junkrat of all the characters?

its ok every character is getting the tumblr treatment

Why not Junkrat?
Of course the mentally insane character is the one tumblr designates as a tranny.

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I can't even imagine what it's like to live when you automatically have to give every fictional character, no matter the context, some sort of sexual preference based on nothing. Must be terrible to be defined by nothing but your gender.

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Why the fuck do you have so many of these?

I saw someone mention tumblr flipping its shit over overwatch trannies and dumb shit
so I searched and found how terrible it truly was
Junkrat imo is by far the most cancerous though because they are pushing it so hard to be actual canon

like this goes beyond the whole Smmetrya being autistic

So there are now ways to get through the wall.
Not sure if it's class specific but reaper can hide in Anubis's point B cap so the enemy can't attack him but he can, and also contest the point.

Bastion can go through the wall in Hollywood point B and fire at enemy.

Nice game.

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second this,

its like a bad H-game, with a character who is so obsessed with sex that everything truly has to be about sex. who fucks who, what do you fuck with, how often do you fuck. it must be hell.

but after capturing A it becomes payload user. what witchcraft is this?

You know what I mean you cunt

Because it is drilled into everyone as the worst event that ever occurred in human history to shame whites and protect Jews.

these fucking faggots can't even spell their own invented words correctly. purge them from existence.


remember user, these people are horribly broken mentally and emotionally and psychologically, and have such a perverted and twisted, abominable delusion of how they see the world that all they ever do is create negative atrocities from nothing. They create issues and problems that don't actually exist out of thin air, because they live in a country that's so developed and advanced that they've never had to want for anything. They create completely bullshit personal pronouns to tie in with one of their created non-problems. They create "split personalities" in the form of tulpas and otherkin and whatever the fuck, not because they actually believe it but because they want to, and they want to feel special and different and noticed. They create twisted background stories and completely fucked fantasies about various characters in shit-tier fanfiction fashion to fit with their delusional worldview.

These people are fucking nuts. The irony of it is that many of them want to be.


goy feckin'v vay user!
Hitler was literally Hitler!

Holy shot congrats user
Buy yourself a beer and pretend it's from me

Of course Reaper is bisexual.

Bullets don't have a preference to who dies and neither does he.

Dude probably doesn't even have a sex drive. Just a murder drive.

Has anyone else found that all Reaper teams are incredibly effective? We've done nothing but brutally rape as reaper, when as a group.

Tried for several minutes to send the complete works of lovecraft.
Sorry, but cyphersimian is shitting on my upload

I tried tracer to see if I liked her
I couldnt even get a kill, how the fuck do people play this jumpy ass bitch is beyond me

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stick-and-move. feather your pulse pistols at mid-range. unload them until they empty at close range. always aim for the head and continue to apply pressure on squishies (mercy and zenyatta being the primary targets).

try to avoid symmetra like the plague. don't engage her in closer quarters, try to draw her out into the open, and be quick on your recall. also try not to blow all of your blinks unless you're sure the last one will get you to safety. remember that you blink in the direction you're moving, not the direction you're facing, so start learning those maps by heart.

also, zarya ult + pulse bomb will kill anything that's not a tank from full life to dead, assuming no buffs (armor, symmetra shields) so try and coordinate for maximum effect. otherwise, just tag a high priority target and recall back out to safety.

im getting really fucking tired of people with zero situational awareness, and mccrees fucking everywhere. trying not to flip the fuck out.

dont take it so serious

like yea if people were actually smart Id play mercy more but till then I'm left having to always kill the sniper no matter what I play

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most reinhardts are dumb as fuck and just keep walkiing slowly in till their shield smashes and then die
none at least move in enough to points where the team can actually be useful behind the shield

I had some fucking retard scream at me because I kept just walking infront of him and taking a few pop shots so I could go around and actually kill the enemies
I kill fucking 2 of them and he was like "STAY BEHIND THE FUCKING SHIELD YOU RETARD" then he died and left

The worst to me are the Reinhardts who despite a whopping 2kHP shield are too cowardly to advance and instead start backing up.

I believe this. Tracer already looks like a 10 year old boy.

these people are so reliant on heals
like when I play no matter who I play I except to get zero heals so I always know where health packs are so I can take damage

I play Zenyatta and see like fucking Mccree's spending so long with no health because they just keep wondering around looking for a kill or something instead of just going to get a fucking health pack

I'm not fucking chasing down a bloody half dead mccree across the map possibly dying so I can put a orb on him when he is standing next to a health pickup


shes english

How? You're so short range I can't imagine how you'd do against a single Pharah or Hanzo, or Soldier.
Even your teleport and wraith form do nothing but reduce your presence in the map, how'd you possibly take anything this way?
What sort of faggots are you running into that can't push your shit in?


She has a load of damage to cause but can only do so from up-close, damage falloff and accuracy screws her from medium.
You'd have to get near people and aim for their head to seriously hurt them, which is kinda hard when you have 150 HP.
So you need a blink to get in, damage, and a blink to get out. Heal, reload, wait for Blink charges and repeat.

This is basic Tracer shit, what you need to actually be good is to understand your role is to finish off injured people, since you'll be close to them and can pursue at will.
Or serve as a distraction and get people to turn around and look at you while your team advances and shoots them as well.

Next you have the blink that can get you killed if you don't know how far it goes and what's in the direction you are moving. It can also get you across a few chasms, research that for some shortcuts.
Her recall is especially more finnicky to use properly. Since it recalls you to a previous position, you can try to count on it and make sure "previous position" was somewhere safe but you cal also try to make it the point where someone will run to after you damage them, giving you fully loaded guns and ammo to finish them off.
Just be carefull because after you recall, many good players will look at where you're gonna appear and be ready.


There's a fucking tank and a support going in the middle and yet you fucks think you have better odds of surviving by going alone around them or rushing individually into a fortified defense area.

Damage falloff or short ranged weapons don't do so well behind Reinhardt's shield. Then there are classes built for ambushes, so they want to be out there doing their job. Snipers could use the shield I guess, I'd never expect them too though.

It's not really a surprise that Supports end up being the only ones back there able to shoot anything, since their weapons have unlimited, accurate range and they need the cover anyway.

As for Zenyatta's orb, Teammate's can't see it nearly as well as you can. You get the big red mark on your UI, teammates only see the purple ball and only if it's not obscured by anything. Naturally, anyone with an orb of discord and half a brain is going to run for cover.

so half of these people are just fucking around, right?

I hope so.
I just assume this shit is all satire for my own health.

Consider Tracer or Reaper or even Soldier. Those heroes generally do terrible in an open field because they are target to be killed very fast and must rely on movement options and stealth to get near enough for their damage.

Now consider how Reinhart's shield provides them with all the cover they could possibly need to spam their shit down an hallway completely free.
A Pharah gains more from being behind the shield than flying around, so does Junkrat and even Mei with MMB or quite possibly Mei and especially Soldier or McCree.
Even Tracer and Reaper, built for short ranged combat, can use the shield as a way to move into flanking routes. You know those side paths in pretty much every map after the chokepoint? The shield is what gets you through the point, you can fuck off afterwards.
Or better yet, you can stick around and kill the heroes that will try to get behind Reinhart instead and provide him with safety, as well as spamming your weapon from cover to force the other team to retreat and preventing his shield from being spent so fast.

Reinhart is an oportunity to be exploited and just about anyone can use him in one way or another, sometimes benefiting him or the rest of the team as well. Just fucking off like a lone wolf, especially when there are 4 guys in a single team doing it, just leads to defeat.


The only acceptable male is your own son, because he can still be "educated" and "cured". Besides, a fictional character is the closest thing they'll ever get to an offspring.
Remenber weebs and waifus? Now imagine they lose the little self awareness they had.

I'm actually looking forward to further updates about Quake: Champions. But it's less of an expectation that the game will be any good and more a morbid curiosity on just what Quake's death knell will be like.

Soldier is pretty good behind the shield. He's pretty good anywhere.

Tracer and Reaper both want to get close and single targets out. Neither can do significant damage from even 10 meters away. If they stay behind the shield they won't be close enough to do damage. If they move in front of it for a second they will be focused because there are too many enemies grouped on the other side.

Pharah makes some good use of it, but from ground level she needs to get direct hits to do damage. That's why so many Pharah's fly all the time. It's not so that they can avoid damage, it's so they can actually hit at their targets feet.

Mei is another single target type. Behind the shield all she can do is make ice walls and try to snipe with her right click. If that's what you want you should switch to hanzo.

But for all of those, using reinhardt as a distraction or bait makes perfect sense.

It's a Bethesda title, and taking on the Quake IP, you know very well what's gonna happen.

They'll give you heroes which limits what weapons are usable for you and give every character a single ability that you can use with a cooldown to change combat.
Those are the only changes that there will be to the IP, with collision boxes and health being the same per character and all of them having only 1 ability to not make things too complicated or withdrawn from the guns.
Perhaps they'll just give you faster movespeed and remove bhopping and strafe jumping, perhaps not.

But either way, when compared with just about any other class based shooter as a class based shooter, it will look mediocre as fuck, classes will seem content thrown in for no reason in particular but they'll make balancing a bitch. And since you'll be limited in what weapons you can use, they'll all have to be balanced so they can go against each other. However don't count on seeing "tanks" or "healers", it's all gonna be damage dealers, which just begs the comparison with current CoD where I honestly can't tell which is worse…

And when compared to arena shooters, it's also gonna look mediocre, with less weapons per character that you can use and skills thrown in to provide complexity where arena shooters have it already in other forms.
Also loadouts, that never look good on arena shooters.

The sad thing is, this actually could be a neat idea that would solve a lot of problems arena shooters have and refresh the entire idea, if done right. Balancing weapons so matches aren't mostly railgun/rocket matches and increasing movement speed as well as more movement options instead of just strafe and rocket jumping.

But it's not gonna be done right at all, and even if it was, the quake fanboys that obsess over autistically jump for speed would hate it anyway. The fanboys want a game that nobody else wants to play and they expect a AAA company to make a niche game. It will have to at least look accessible to the casual crowd so it's even considered an interesting project to start development on and that's how the market works and it can't focus on physics engine exploits since that's not what the great majority of players buys the game for.

This is usually said about shitty games that try to be Quake but never are, however here it applies as well: they want more of the same that they already know so well, they should play Xonotic instead.

Tracer and Reaper can use the barrier to safely pass a chokepoint before they go flank people, with the added bonus that people will be distracted with Reinhart. They can also guard his back because there will be similar characters rushing behind his shield. Those are usually who kills me as Zenyatta.

Pharah can still hit walls and most often the ground as well, although I'll agree it's harder and situational.
But she and Mei's job is to remove pressure from the shield so it lasts longer. Even if your rocket's miss a Widow, she'll probably move away and stop shooting since she's risking herlsef just to damage the shield.
And hitting direct rockets on Bastion is easy.

Mei's quite possibly the best character to stay behind Reinhart. She can use RMB to snipe from safety and get people off the shield, as well as freeze anyone that comes near, doing 2 jobs at once.

Is this game any good?

Trips confirm
The dig went snibbity snabt

That's a whole lot of assumptions my ass-mad casual friend

ill tell you the same thing i told the other guy who fussed for a few days about a refund after sitting on the fence for a week. wait to see the direction they develop the game in

There are plenty of videos on youtube about the game to get an informed opinion on your own. Watch them and then decide if it's worth 40$ for you or not.
You know very well you're only going to get "it's shit, -1/10" or "oy vey, it's great! 9/11!" here so might as well go check gameplay videos before investing any money on this at all.

Although, personal opinion? It's good and fun, especially with friends. But also personal opinion for anyone sitting on the fence: wait for serious content updates.

All women are bi anyway

Mediocre. It's fun with friends, but anything is fun with friends.

I know so many people like this in real life, though…but…trips…

Go watch youtube videos at this point. I can say "yah it's pretty fun." But how does that help you at all?

Blizzard made a game you liiiiiiike nah nah nah

Is that supposed to be some song lyrics?

I wonder if loot boxes are decided when you earn them or when you open them. I pretty much have what I want for now, I figure maybe I should save them for when there's some new content. OTOH it might be more efficient to collect shekels to buy whatever I want whenever it gets added.

Considering that it's pretty much "store how many boxes a player has" versus "store what content is to be unlocked by that player" when it comes to data, it's very likely to be the first.
Besides, the more crap you unlock, the more likely you'll have duplicates for extra shekels.

I'd say it's when the 3D box graphic is displayed on screen that it's determined as high quality boxes will have a slightly different glow.

Shekels might be the way to go since they will probably only add new heroes 1 or 2 at a time. God knows what they will do with new skins but probably not that often or many either.

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You should read Bellman and Black. Diane Setterfield is fucking great.

At one point during the Beta, they released 3 heroes at the same time. Mei, Genji and Zarya, I think. Totally screwed with balance and players complained a lot about it so they are a bit afraid of releasing content too fast. You'll probably get a single hero at a time and enough time to learn how to play with and against it before another is revealed.

fuck off tumblrtale?

well its to be expected in a testing phase isnt it?

Yeah that's why I said one or two max. Two would make sense when they are related to each other in some way.


That's how you know beta players aren't really playing for the sake of testing.

Did you like TF2?
You will probably like this

In that same vein most companies don't release betas for the sake of beta testing. In this specific case the closed beta was but the open was just a demo

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At this point I just feel bad for people like this. How shitty must one think of themselves that they have to project their pretend "unique" traits on to a video game character just to make themselves feel a bit more special.

Such crippling depression these people must face.

I liked TF2 and I didnt like this

I like it less than prehat TF2 but a hell of a lot more than post hat TF2

post hat TF2 let me pick which server and map I wanted to play

I also got to trigger so many cunts with my cheater's lament hat

I was mad

wait people actually care(d) about that thing?

:^)


People were SO triggered that like 60% of servers had mods that changed your hat to say things like 'faggot'.

It had to have been the most salty event in FPS history if not video games.

oh yea people cared a lot
hell a lot of servers banned people for using it or banned people for not having it

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Now there's a way for reaper to attack attacking team's base in hollywood while also being safe from being attacked.

Nice game.

Man I almost wish I refunded it later so I could use all these nice features.

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the purging can't come soon enough.

tell me how many of you casual retards buyed this cheap weeb game

wrong thread you stupid faggot

So is blizzard going to release map packs for 5 dollars each and game modes for a few dollars more?

Last I heard they said all new content would be given out for free.

Never even hearded the battleborne shill claim that

Goddamn it blizzard, indians are for telemarketing not shilling on online forums

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I have not played this game nor know anything about it, but I see a lot of porn of it on Paheal and masturbate to it often.
I feel superior to everybody who actually plays this, because I believe that by caring exclusively about porn, I'm getting the only best this game has to offer.
Am I wrong?

sdads

well it is genuinely fun to play.

Not sure about the gameplay itself because i've never played it myself but sub 30 tickrate sounds like a god damn nightmare considering the fuckery cs:go had with 64.

Is the sniper class even playable? Either you can't hit shit or you hit all the time and hit people who we're behind cover on their machines.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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You're missing out on griefing, so no. Enjoying the porn AND pissing off other players is the best thing.

He makes perfect sense. I feel superior to faggots who buy and play every single call of duty title and i've never bought them myself, last CoD i played was second one.

I meant no as in "no you're not superior", not no as in "no you aren't wrong".

no it's a shit game and you are all playing it just because blizard

what are you homosexual pajeet

I'm playing it because I got it for free.
These grapes are fucking delicious

You not even posting the best girl

My gigaton Nigger.

I got it 4free for using my friends battlenet account and ended up buying it for myself

At least you've played CoD and know what it is and have made you decision based on that. He clearly states he doesn't know anything.

Bitch, please.

Wrong

Didn't you refund this game? Why are you still posting? I'm genuinely curious.

There's so many fun things to post like

and wakfu

Could you post more ecaflips or feca?

I can't know what new CoD titles play like if i only played old-ass title. I made my decision on what people wrote about this franchise online, even normalfags are getting tired of CoD and that says a lot.

i think he's bitter
i think he believes he's sticking it to the man or whatever, despite the fact when he said he regretted buying it every single one of us told him to refund it. i even told him that, in worst case scenario, he can have his bank or credit card company force the chargeback assuming he's not a customer who abuses that option often.

he seems salty but im not sure why

Unfortunately my HD died and I lost all my pictures, and my backup external HD is in some box waiting for me to get a new GPU before restoring.

smh

Are you gay for him or something ?

What sort of weird shitty world do you live in where that happens?

smh tbh

Welcome to the real world motherfucker

It happens. There are actual Blizdrones who will eat whatever shit blizzard gives them regardless. Brand loyalty is a strange thing.

They can't be people who just genuinely like those products?
Like, I know about brand loyalty to the extent of people telling me they genuinely trust products from company X to be good. But they don't buy those products simply BECAUSE they're produced by THAT company.
Unless that's some sort of effect of autism.

Have you ever spoken to a person in the past ten years user? Stepped out of your basement?

Diablo 3 sold over 30 million copies.

I never said they can't, but you need to understand that there are people that will eat shit just because it came out of a particular asshole. Like on principle of "supporting the dev".

Because Diablo 2 was an amazing game and people bought it because of that instead of it being made by Blizzard?

So any game made by a company which has released a prior game is sold because people liked the previous game, nothing to do with brand loyalty.

Kill yourself you stupid faggot.

herp derp people bought d3 because they liked d2, never mind the fact that d3 devs openly slandered d2 dev and it was known for a long times before release that d2 people had nothing to do with it

stupid faggot

You're giving way too much credit to casuals and how much they know about video games.

So, did Squeenix end up showing something or was that a dud?

Wrong thread champ

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The kind of people that constantly check facebook and twitter for dev news is actually a minority and overlaps quite a lot with Tumblr.
The kind of people that care about who's part of the original team rather than what company logo shows up when booting the game is also a minority.

The great majority of people make the simple logic leap of "Diablo 2 was made by Blizzard and was good. Diablo 3 is being made by Blizzard so it's likely it will be good too" and it's not a wrong logic leap to make at all if you ignore or don't care about the details. The team that worked on Diablo 2 was Blizzard North, not simply Blizzard but most people that played 2 and 3 do not know that, for instance.

Seriously, before you start bitching about "casuals not caring about all these super important clues" consider where you got those clues and if other people actually browse those places as much as you do.

D3 right now is still better than the pay2win shitfest that is Marvel Heroes

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Marvel Heroes is pay2win and founded by the devs that did d2

Just like Torchlight, Grim Dawn and Path of Exile were all said to be brought to you by the D2 dev team in some way or another.

Didnt he join Marvel Heroes after it was already made?
It looks like they hired him in attempt to fix it
Hes only been there for 5 months now

Wait never mind
I confused when he joined with when he quit

Although i dont think he was in charge with the cash shop part of the game, or it wasnt his choice

David Brevik was the CEO of Gazillion Entertainment for 5 years i think

Sorry it was 2,5 years venturebeat.com/2016/01/08/marvel-heroes-publisher-gazillion-loses-chief-exec-david-brevik/


I have no clue what choose it was but selling ultimate tokens for real money so you can have level 20 ult is p2w. Same with magic find elixirs

Well you cant really blame the developer lead for the P2W, its the publisher ultimately responsible

Gameplay wise i here it wasnt bad
Hopefully someone can pirate it once its ded

It is a MMORPG so unless someone makes a private server it cant be played anymore. And for the gameplay itself it is a solid fun game and i played it for 400 hours. It get boring at the end like most ARPGs but there are quiet a bit of content if you like it

People have got to work for money, so when they are dismiss (as what happened to Blizzard North) they'll work somewhere else and in this case, probably all ended up in different studios.
Although, to be honest, those games should instead say "brought to you by someone that was involved with the D2 team"


He might have quit because of the cashop thing. Many Devs leave their team when decisions are made that they are against.

Will Wright was involved with the Sims 3 up until the very first expansion and you can tell from some of their decisions that that's when the jewry was starting to be seriously discussed there. It also coincided with the time Spore was almost ready for release and you can imagine what that did to that man.
He left the company and any other expansion after that reflects his lack of guidance.

Dont remind me user
pls just dont
it hurts too much

it was so perfect for the scout unlocks, every one of his unlocks is just meant to infuriate people


yes, id say tf2 had and still does have more going for it, its more like "if youre bored of tf2 you might like this"

>transformer
>transcendant
>transmission
did you even give it consideration?

That's probably why a lot of people changed from one to the other, actually. It gets a bit tiring playing the same game for so many years and they want something new.

Which reminds me that Valve has been working on their Competitive Mode for quite a while now and there's an update coming that "will change everything". Supposelly they'll change pretty much all weapons to the point where none need to be banned from tournaments as they'll all be balanced. They also promised new game mechanics yet to be ever seen.

However, I took a look at the wiki…
The Competitive Mode is already up for testing but you need a Pass, much like MvM that was given to well known competitive players and is likely gonna be sold. Probably to prevent f2p from joining up.
Currently it only features 2 gamemodes (control points and king of the hill) as well as 6 maps only and 6v6. There's an option for 9v9 but it does nothing currently.

If this is Valve's big plan to atract players back to their game, the weapon balances and the new mechanics better be something truly amazing, because otherwise Competitive is looking at lot like a crappy version of Overwatch, and for a game that's been out for so long with so much content, there's no excuse for that.

the complete and utter gutting of spore by the massive fucking faggots at EA was probably one of the greatest tragedies ever in the history of gaming.

The concept behind it, however, is so compelling and has likely been independently thought up by so many different people that I'm convinced that eventually, a real Spore will be created. I'm quite surprised no one has tried it again by now, in fact.

This has sold 10mil. You know with the wow subs dropping I thought folks had got wise to Blizzard. But nope, they still jumping on command.

there are so many obvious ideas that never get used. really, its a good time to get in to vidya dev, the bar has been lowered and its easier to get in to these days
guess were all just lazy as hell

PRAISE IRIS, BALANCE HAS BEEN RESTORED!

HERO BALANCE CHANGES
McCree
Peacekeeper
Alternate Fire
Recovery time (i.e. the amount of time before McCree starts reloading) decreased from 0.75 seconds to 0.3 seconds
Bullet damage decreased from 70 to 45

Widowmaker
Widow’s Kiss
Alternate Fire (Scoped Shot)
Base damage decreased from 15 to 12
Note: Scoped shot damage multiplier remains unchanged
Headshot damage multiplier increased from 2x to 2.5x
Players must now wait for the unscoping animation to completely finish before scoping

Infra-Sight
Ultimate cost increased by 10%

BUG FIXES
Heroes
Fixed a bug that allowed Mercy to gain Ultimate charge whenever damage boosting an ally who was attacking a barrier or Ice Wall
Fixed a bug that allowed Reaper to Shadow Step to unintended locations on a certain maps

Maps
Fixed an issue with collision on certain areas of Dorado not blocking line of sight

It's truly gross, but casuals will lap up just about any shit.

sheesh, why even have fan the hammer? might as well just remove it and tell everyone to gitgud at left click.

Are you retarded? Fan is abused left and right to kill anyone with less than 900 health.

what is math?
and it still deals 270 damage in a very short time frame, with roll being a reload

Do the math. Half is 35, not 45.
6 * 45 = 270 which is more than enough to kill any squishy heroes, and this is assuming no headshots.
You can roll and do it again for 540 damage, but it still gives time for the other character to react.

It's a pretty great change, still gives him the damage he needs but makes him way less OP.

Now roadhog is OP. He's basically unkillable in solo queue since retarded normalfags don't know what focus fire means.

damn ize stupid

The most important thing to note about the damage change is previously McCree only had to land 50% of a fan to kill the majority of the cast. now he has to land 5/6ths of it which will mean its inaccuracy will actually be relevant and people will have to stop using it at all ranges instead of m1.

im glad its no longer a panic button

Dank

this nigga thinks I won't instantly shoot him twice. kek

Still better than dying instantly to some scrub who's only good enough at shooting toes.

to be fair shooting toes is usually harder than the head. they move around a lot more and theyre much smaller, plus you dont have to expose them to shoot over cover

still gonna need at least 0.3 seconds for 30 damage, otherwise it's not gonna kill him.

The best part however is how they kept the 300 damage from a fully charged headshot. The game heavily rewards proper aiming now, while only penalizing bodyshots. It's pretty great.


If he does lang all 6 headshots, he gets to do 540 damage, but that requires really good aim.
He can also roll and fire again for the same 540 but that gives the other hero time to react, like a Zarya pulling a shield making her a decent counter against the gay cowboy.

But either way, aiming is now very well rewarded as well as giving him some counter play options.


foot fetishist, please.

This is the second or third time you've been told fan the hammer doesn't score headshots.

For Zenyatta that's a good thing, he was far too squishy. Honestly though he should just be buffed to 200 health, he's not nearly powerful enough to deserve the 150 treatment.

Tracer is what I'm worried about here.


What's the deal with the scope time anyway? I've seen lots of people who quickly unscope/scope after every shot, some of them even spam it between shots. Does it actually do anything or are these just codkiddies doing shit because they think it's cool or because they are used to it autoaiming for them in other games.

whys that? because one of her main nuisances got severely nerfed?
im wondering how hes going to deal with reaper/tracer during that stun time before they use their get out of jail cards. i mean using fan the hammer, could always just learn to aim.
id say increase the fire rate so he can kill who hes meant to without shredding through tanks, but they wont ever buff him after all the shit hes stirred up.

I don't know if I'm a bit late to chime in on this. I'm high ranked player with 487/868 sitting around #400 over all on tracker and in the top 10 for a few characters.

That being said I play with a mostly formed team and some orbiters with a 56.1 W/L, how ever if you look at the characters I play the most my w% is more like 68-75%.

We for the most part play against some of the highest ranked players in the game and every single game is brutal, but fair seeing how we are in the correct bracket.

Yesterday we had a 20-30 game winstreak and to be honest we never got steamrolled.

Any ways, Idk play with a team or some thing, get gud

In terms of Widowmaker not being able to kill her. It's about the only reliable way to take out a good enough Tracer.

Has anyone else been experiencing horrible lag with every update?
I know its not my pc. Switching compatabilities didn't help. Neither did switching different VPNs. Its been getting ridiculous.

Right, kinda forgot that point. I often see him shooting through the deathcam and sometimes it looks like he got an headshot, but I guess that's just me being angry at him.


Dunno, really. Maybe it has to do with Widow's quickly going from Sniper to SMG and back to Sniper again when they think someone's nearby, or some other quirk that affords them a little bit of survivability. Must be some quirky perk there since it got patched out…


Why do you struggle?

I can't believe I actually fell for this meme game, it's really fucking awful.


How do I get a refund?

Yeah, I'm sitting around a 60% win rate myself

you didnt like tf2, and you "fell" for overwatch
how does shit like this even happen?

Halo MCC: Constant RankResets, Disconnects, inabilty to party up.

Halo 5: Terrible design and implementation, catered to casual redditors, removed ranked BTB because feelz.

The Division: Terrible design, exploits, hax, horribly designed loot system.

CoD Any of them: 13-19 year olds thinking they are good, still progressing towards halo, SJW propaganda, shitty DLC implementation fracturing the player base

TF2; Went F2P and at one point cost money and frankly I didn't find it all that fun.

Blizzard: caters to the reddit/cry babies and disregards their hardcore players.

Vanilla: Amazingly rewarding, it took me for ever to level up, I had to apply to guilds like they were jobs and between that and the civil air patrol, it helped me IRL, I.e I've never gotten an interview and not gotten the job.

B.C: Brought alot of life to the game, but also opened the flood gates to bad changes, I.e Achievements, welfare loot ( truth be told that truly started in WOTLK, which was ok, DK's were fun as fuck till they ruined blood knights, Leveling became a side note.

Cata: My first ever character took me a year of playing to level up to 60, Kinda my fault for staying at levels to pvp and earning a reputation that forced me to level up in instances, my Cata hunter took me 2.9 days with heirloom gear and every one is killing deathwing in LFR, pet battles are announced.

I didn't play wow after cata what so ever, no opinion but looks like shit, the new expac looks pretty good, maybe, idk. Seeing how there is no longer an investment factor with WoW I feel like I can just pick it up and play when ever.

Destiny: The most hyped game in history probably, the reason I got into console gaming again, was the biggest let down of my entire life, and my father returned christmas once for beer money. No competitive mode, unless you count feel good light house and iron banner gear.

League: it's league, the new group system is kinda alright but I liked solo que, knowing I was never facing off against more than 2 people with communication at any one time. Now i can face off against teams of 3 or more as a solo q and fuck that.

Mortal Kombat X was good off the bat.

Rocket League is good on pc, shit on consoles.

What I'm trying to say here is that it's not the games, it's the higher ups catering to the loudest minority as it is with any facet of life, at least overwatch imo still has competition.

In every single one of the games I've listed I've played extensively except for TF2

he didn't. he didn't even bought it, he just wants to post reasons why he thinks the game sucks and pretend he knows what he's talking about because he clearly played it
"giant fucking eyes or edgy visors", how didn't you got from this that he didn't even saw a single video about the game?
or mistook this thread with battleborn :^)

Jesus.

so I had some ideas for how to improve zenyatta and hear me out about this

this is a semi-overhaul but doesnt actually affect his max HP.

What I would do is make all of his health shields so 100% of it can be regenerated.

I'd remove his need to reload a la hanzo so he can lay down orbs constantly. I'd slightly reduce the potency of discord orb but allow him to apply a total of 6 orbs. reload would cycle between harmony and discord orbs, and one called a "leech" orb

what a leech orb does is make damage on a target be returned as HP on the player who shot him and the zenyatta who casted the orb. 100% of damage would be returned and split 60% to the player dealing the damage and 40% to the zenyatta who cast it.

you would be able to cast all of your orbs at once either on allies or opponents and you could press 1-6 on your keyboard to return each individual orb (cast orbs would have a number shown above the target on your hud, pressing the number would return that specific orb) or press 1-6 before casting an orb to choose which one would be cast (without selecting an orb they would be cast in sequence)

this means he could apply healing to his entire team, debuff the enemy team, or split it evenly

However, to counter how potent this could end up being, harmony orbs would also be on a timer like discord and leech orbs and be returned after a specific amount of time significantly longer than the discord orbs) OR be returned when allies exceed a certain distance away from you. Significant damage dealt to an ally would also destroy orbs and return them to you, so you'd have to make sure to frequently reapply orbs.

I'd also remove the invulnerability on his ult but he would receive the same amount of healing as his teammates while using it so it would still be very difficult to kill him out of ult

probably a terrible balance idea but as zenyatta stands he's a little bit boring and impotent

too complex for this game.

Why is he 150 hp again? Makes no sense really.

Beyond that, make the Discord orb show up on ally HUD just like it does for Zen himself. That would make him hugely useful for marking targets and make teams actually able to focus discord targets.

eh, i think there are more complicated characters in this game

zarya and torbjorn come to mind

More mechanically complex than 6 different buttons for different orbs? Zarya's shields can be challenging to use, but they are still just a shift and e.

You can do pretty much that but in a simpler way: like Symetra's turrets.

You can place 6 orbs of any combination as usual and even stack them on the same guy. If you're placing a 7th one, the first one returns instead.

Harmony heals for far less, only 10 HPs, and Discord only gives 10% extra damage. But you can stack them on people for extra effects. However, this also means between choosing just how much healing and damage you want to give, as well as requiring a bit more time to apply all the extra damage.

The "reload" part can actually be balanced in an interesting way: reduce the amount of orbs he has to 15 and any orb that's out is less one he can fire. So after dumping all 6 orbs, he only has 9 shots before needing to reload.


Another idea I saw was reducing the healing of Harmony but give health to it's target every time Zenyatta damages someone, as well as reduce Discord damage boost, but give Zenyatta health any time the target is damaged.
Also, increased movement speed if he has both Orbs on him and reduced movement speed if he has them both out, with the ability to recall them at will.

you dont need to press them to use them, just to bring them back to you if they havent already worn off or broken

the firsto ne returning could get you to a point where you want to remove an orb but the first one is on a target you want to keep it on. this would also apply if you dont press 1-6 but the 1-6 option is there to allow you to selectively choose your orbs better

But at that point you'd have to remenber which button matches which orb and that's a bit too overcomplicated.
Having them removed based on age just means combat begins by distributing 6 orbs all around so you don't care about the previous ones, and in the case you have to relocate one, the oldest is probably the one you need the less.

did he used to have more earlier in the beta or something? i heard he used to be able to put harmony on somebody and not return it when he breaks line of sight, so there was far less reason for him to be in a vulnerable position when you could just drop it on genji and let him have the time of his life. so i can see why theyd take that way.
im not really underwhelmed by zenyatta for the most part, its just that so many things in this game are surefire death for him and as good as your aim might be theres going to be dozens of situations where there was just nothing you could do to save yourself aside from ulting. and you could just say dont be in those situations but doing so means giving up objectives or letting enemies that need to die get healed up otherwise why the hell would you be playing a support hybrid? the only other character who has as many situations theyre absolutely helpless in is symmetera, i think they both need some tweaks.

thats why I suggested the number appear over the orb symbol on allies and enemies

do you want to turn him into numberman?

Anyone try this week's brawl yet? It's pretty stupid.

I miss random Heros already. It truly was the best game mode.

I like it.

I think the weekly brawl is a way for blizzard to test out balancing concepts.

I thought 6 soldiers might be fun, but with 100 hp and I think increased rifle damage it's just too sudden death for me.

git gud.
Seriously though, stay longer ranged and be mindful of your heals and shotgun thing.
Also don't be afraid to poke out from cover.
keep hopping and moving.

Consider that this mode is really kind of forcing you to play him how he should be played.

Me and some randos decided to try out everybody being soldier 76 a few days ago. It was tons of attacking. We won in about 4 minutes, but my god defending was miserable.

I think we were in the same match we did all rein and all winston before that And D.va but all D.va is shit

I literally never bought a blizzard game before this.

holy shit the solider only game mode is funny as fuck
its like a really dumb down COD

today was a good day

except matchmaking still sucks satans dick

if he had it his way yeah, but theres plenty of times as soldier you have to do something dirty like draw turret aggro or sprint behind a reinhardt.
and its that hes able to do shit like that which makes him great

wut
i thought the only thing changed was mccree's fan?
which, aside from him not being able to rape tanks outright anymore, makes almost no difference outside of the faggots who can't aim (which, to be fair, are half the people who use him if not more). He still uses flash + fan constantly, and that still requires zero fucking skill and is a guaranteed kill. I have problems with ults giving guaranteed kills (which Mccree already fucking has), let alone being able to do it normally every fucking ten seconds or whatever.

Anytime I see a Mccree or a mei or tracer any respect I might have for them goes out the fucking window.


don't forget to left click constantly instead of hold the button, it keeps his fire perfectly accurate.


In other news, I wish there was a way to appear offline to specific people. I know this one dude from college who always tried to invite me to his group even when I don't feel like it or I'm in another group and I'm not in the mood to tell him to fuck off every time i start up the game.

mei's icicle needs more drop to it, like torbs rivets. at least if i die at long ass range to torb rivets i know the guy had to have some decent skill, since it required both leading AND drop compensation.

tracer has a high skill ceiling but a low skill floor. as long as you dont fuck up majorly with recall then you basically cant die. so shitty tracers can just wait out the recall CD and pop their GTFO card as soon as they get looked at the wrong way and next thing you know you've got this very annoying mosquito that you just can't kill, yet also can't ignore.

and that sucks, cause tracer is loads of fun to play, but playing her well takes so much more work over just playing her "well enough" to be a nuisance. i remember once i held a payload in overtime 3m from the final destination as tracer against an entire team, just blinking and jumping and recalling around the thing until my team respawned and walked over to finish pushing the damn thing in. saved the game and the win that way, and had a lot of people tell me how i was such an evasive little shit that they couldn't keep me down.

course, the counter would have been to just send all but 1 person off the payload to engage me at a distance, but they didn't come up with that until a 76 on their team finally got the right idea and backed off to get a better shot at me, ultimately killing me right before my team showed up

but mcree still a shit. he's less of a shit now, but he's still a shit.

Is it just shills or Blizzard drones as well?

XD

i dont think ive died to mcmeme today. im sure it helps that hardly as many people are playing him, but a decent portion of the cast wasnt helpless against him in the first place. and now those characters just walk over him if he cant put his crosshair over a moving target.

i gave him a shot again today, and i hate fan the hammer. if i was a better shot im not sure id have much reason to use it ever unless i just loved reloading, might as well pop them in the head and finish them with a body shot.

bjorks nails dont have damage falloff, have a much higher rate of fire and dont have that half second delay before the shot actually comes out.

Like murderers apparently.

actually, the damage falloff range is pretty long significant, but it does drop pretty fast from here and the rivet gun isnt as fast as i remembered.

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Speaking of matchmaking, I think my MMR might be too high.

I main mercy, I'm a pretty good support and I guess I've lucked out with my team assignments. I'm not great at anything else though. At this point I'm up against players who will absolutely destroy me individually if I play an assault or really anything that requires aim.

I think Captain Swedens turret needs something
I dunno what but that thing is just annoying no matter what character
I feel it responds too fast at such a long range

You might just actually be a better Mercy than you think. Whenever I play her, it feels like I'm playing great, but I know that there are other Mercys who won't die no matter how hard I go for them.

Pharah and Junkrat handle them well enough, just don't stick your head out during molten core

I might be. Either way I'm just stuck against players who absolutely wreck my shit when I try to fight them myself (with appropriate heroes). Not talking about especially coordinated teams, but individual players.

I know I'm a great player as Soldier 76. I'll generally shit on most other player.

…Except for other Soldiers. I don't know what it is, but in any video game every, I've blown dick at someone using the same character as me.

I should also mention that my time to find a game in solo queue is averaging 2-3 minutes now and virtually all the players I'm with are level 100+

I dunno even with phara you fly up and its on you no matter what
Its not exactly OP or needing a nerf but I kinda do think it might respond too quick

It needs an accuracy nerf at half range.

Don't fly.
Peek and shoot.
Pharah is by far one of the best characters at shooting from cover, if not the best.

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learn to corner fire

in every FPS where a gun isnt held from the center it's possible to fire around a corner without peeking it. just apply basic map/physics knowledge and you could take out a turret without even being in its line of sight

I'll admit I dont play her much she is just my offense character of choice
I normally play all the support heroes DVA and mei
I find them the most enjoyable

I've got one question.

Looking through GA forums read: Reddit because hirez sucks reddit dick for some reason and nuked the forums a lot of people are jumping ship to ovewatch. My question is is Overwatch even remotely similar to Global Agenda or is it just morons falling for overhype?

Is this game any good? It looks like a flavor of the month TF2 all my normalfag friends are playing.

Holla Forums is the only group of people who will tell you it's shit so take that as you will

More similar to paladins without the card system than anything

Fuck Paladins played like shit, guess I'm dropping this one. Thanks user

How shit we talking? Battlefront shit or casualized game will die in 4 months shit.

yeah it does. the thing doesn't miss, can hit from a mile away, has a 360 degree range, does good damage, and snaps to targets very quickly. All of that combined is absolutely fucking retarded. A few of those things together are fine, but all of them is just stupid design. It should have a more limited range, or only have a 100 degree radius (so you have to actually aim it), or make it take longer to lock onto people, or a combo of the above.

You can't even flank it because it turns right around and starts shooting you in the face instantly, forcing you to try and take it out either from very long range or by just barely peeking around the corner, where it doesn't yet recognize you as a target.


jesus christ i thought that game was dead long ago
GA wasn't all that fun. I'm not sure what about it exactly I didn't like, but it just felt clunky and lackluster. From what I recall, there was a good bit of grinding and running through the same levels or something over and over, and some kind of RPG system. I don't think GA is really like Overwatch.

OW is basically just an objective-based game as an FPS, with various characters that have unique skillsets, most of which operate on a cooldown. It's pretty simple and straightfoward, there's no grind because there's no leveling mechanics that affect anything about how the game is played, everything in it in regards to gameplay is there from the start.

both, apparently

You've probably played it after they decided to have pve, even though the initial marketing of the game dissed PvE. GA was great, jetpack skills, projectile weapons, real fun mesh of the four classes, sublime PvP, it was just something pretty good.

Also
Aren't you describing the TF2's sentry turrets here?

The ONLY way overwatch is dying in less than 4 YEARS is if they make overwatch 2 or do something really, really stupid with a patch.

That's not meant as a recommendation, I stay off of that subject, just a fact.

I am fucking lightheaded from wheezing like a god damn retard

Well it's blizzard. Thats like saying that Nintendo drones will stop forgiving everything Nintendo does. WoW has been going forever and still has a population larger than most other games, but it isn't "Relevant" in communities I care about.

Now there's a name I've not head in a long long time.

what an informative video

now I want to know which is faster: Reinhardt's charge or demoman's charge

Why are Mark and the mods trying to meme that Overwatch is unpopular?

They should keep their dumb opinions to themselves instead of trying to make them the "official Holla Forums Holla Forums opinion".

Salty that your shill thread got deleted?

Absolute power corrupts absolute. 8ch is just the new Anontalk.

what?

I think an overwatch thread got locked or deleted
as it should be, one thread is enough. despite the angry sage posters this is fine

I saw an archive of half/v/ before E3 and it had like a dozen overwatch threads up with a few more that were ruggarell quality but overwatch related

I dont want that shit here

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does Genji actually do anything good? he seems so fucking usless
he doesnt even give me any trouble on mercy

Semi competent Genjis can fuck everything up. If it's a projectile, he can deflect it, and that extends to quite a few ultras, turning their effects against the user and their team
He can reflect McCree's flashbangs, Mei's blizzard, high noon, Hanzo's ultra if he gets real lucky, and a bunch of other stuff

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He's a hit-and-run attacker. Sorta fills the same role as Tracer and Reaper. (As a healer main I'm sorta pissed off by these sorts though. Always out somewhere dying on their own.)

On the other hand Genji's deflects and longer range projectiles make him okay for also sticking to your shielded & healed main group. Saving your group occasionally by turning Pharah's rocket barrage back at her can be pretty neat.

Dunno user. Why does this thread still have people down-saging and insisting that the game is a MOBA?


Agreed. As good as the game might be or as much interest as there is to discuss it, a single thread is way more than enough.
I'm pretty sure the extra ones aren't even made by actual fans of the game, I saw one that was just a disguised attempt at shitting on the loot crates by questioning if "cashop on full priced games is okay?"
You can hate the model all you want, but you can discuss it here, instead of starting a thread specifically for that.

he's a hard counter to a trigger happy bastion, or a bastion who isn't paying attention, like in a larger fight where he's just firing away.

he also has pinpoint accuracy and no damage falloff at any range, so a triple shuriken headshot followed by his slashdash will take out any 150-200 hp character. his footsteps are the most silent of anyone in game, he's stupidly mobile when you get used to him (his slashdash resets on player kill) and his ult basically gives him reinhardt-sized cleave at 100ish damage a pop. he takes a lot of practice until you get him right though.

outside of his ult, he's not going to do any kind of crazy plays very often. but he's a constant pressure that isn't as fragile as tracer and has drastically more overall mobility at the cost of not having a reset every 12s or so.

Dunno user. Why does this thread still have people down-saging and insisting that the game is a MOBA?


Agreed. As good as the game might be or as much interest as there is to discuss it, a single thread is way more than enough.
I'm pretty sure the extra ones aren't even made by actual fans of the game, I saw one that was just a disguised attempt at shitting on the loot crates by questioning if "cashop on full priced games is okay?"
You can hate the model all you want, but you can discuss it here, instead of starting a thread specifically for that.


Genji will end up being nerfed eventually, but not in a long while. He's a very powerfull character in the right hands but a dead weigth on the wrong ones.
A decent Genji can fuck up a lot of people and survive otherwise if he can't fuck them right now.

Just so you understand what I'm talking about here, Genji can actually fuck up a Mei and he doesn't even need the Reflect for that. That's how strong he is.

The problem with Genji is that he's just way too cool for his own sake, so you'll have a crapton of people playing with him that suck at that role. They think "Oh, it's a ninja and reflects EVERYTHING!" they are gonna get lots of kills, but they try it and fuck up because they need way better aim than usual to lead projectiles, gauge distances much better, know the map even better than many other heroes so you can exploit your wall run and increased speed or double jump and have a feel for a fight to know when to charge in or stay out.

He's essentially like the Spy in TF2. You'll see a lot of them trying to stab the engineer in the face right in front of a turret and die faster than they can swing their knife. And you'll see a lot of those.
But every now and then, there's one that goes on killing sprees and you never can kill it, because he actually knows how to play the class.

hmm thought that be the case
so many fucking retards just insta lock him and do nothing the entire fucking game

Like the majority of players, they don't realize they're not being effective and never consider switching to someone else

he's a hard counter to a trigger happy bastion, or a bastion who isn't paying attention, like in a larger fight where he's just firing away.

he also has pinpoint accuracy and no damage falloff at any range, so a triple shuriken headshot followed by his slashdash will take out any 150-200 hp character. his footsteps are the most silent of anyone in game, he's stupidly mobile when you get used to him (his slashdash resets on player kill) and his ult basically gives him reinhardt-sized cleave at 100ish damage a pop. he takes a lot of practice until you get him right though.

outside of his ult, he's not going to do any kind of crazy plays very often. but he's a constant pressure that isn't as fragile as tracer and has drastically more overall mobility at the cost of not having a reset every 12s or so.

these updates have made my fps drop so bad its unplayable

Dunning Kruger effect. They are too dumb and bad at the game to realize how dumb and bad at the game they are.
Most likely they bitch about "tanks not defending them" or "no healers doing their job" or "there's no one on the point!" while spending half the match dead, with 0 kills and not even Bronze in damage done.


Zeyatta floats above ground and has no sound whatsoever.

obviously if zenyatta floats he has no footsteps. duh.

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Sounds like you're playing on the bottom of the barrel, predictable. A good Genji will wreck the whole teams shit in unless they have very good coordination.

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Does Mercy want to secure the existence of her people and a future for white children?

Also, what the fuck was in the last update that now sinks my fps well to the 5-frames nether region? The game is fucking unplayable for me right now, and it was completely fine just yesterday, before the patch.

It was a balance update, how can Blizzard fuck things up this bad?

White people never die.

I'm having no problems.
Then again, I had no problems with the Dark Souls 3 patch that everyone here was saying was making shit stutter and go slow.

we can only hope

Specs? I have AMD GPU and CPU so that might be it. Many games have had issues with AMD specificly in the past.

probably. i mean, she's shacking up with torb.

Captain Sweden cant even get his pecker hard

the fuck happened?

fucked if I know
ive had zero problems since the patch

Windows 7 Professional (serv pack 1) 64-bit
AMD FX-8350 (4.01 GHz)
32GB RAM
Nvidia GeForce GTX 780, (outputting to 3 monitors on one card).

as a side note, I have a theory about the latest Brawl of The Week.

There's been lots of talk of cross-playing platforms in multiplayer games. While this makes sense for something like Street Fighter V where there is no real advantage per platform, a shooter would be far more difficult to crossplay to PC.

Best way to get all the aiming balanced? Make everyone play the exact same hero that is heavily reliant on their gun (rather than their abilities) and see how they work out against each other.

I think that the Brawl of The Week is actually mostly a balance playground. neat and fun, but a balance playground none the less. Especially since it seems like playstats don't migrate from there.

I've been playing the game windowed at a lower resolution and have no problems so far. In fact, I think I have experienced less freezes than before.

i'm noticing how i am CONSTANTLY getting fucked more and more with my reaction time not counting for shit. there's something every single game, usually several times, where i do something to survive, and it doesn't register on the server whatsoever.

before anyone tries to lecture me about latency and lag time and ping, i already know all that, and i'm saying that of all the FPSs I've played, this game by far has much more noticeable "no, your reaction time doesn't count, fuck you, it didn't happen" moments than any game I've played. A few examples that happened from just today:

i pressed E as genji to block what i knew was an incoming fatal shot, fractions of a second before it occurred. the blade came up, and the shot killed me. Do note that Blizzard themselves specifically stated that in such a situation, the "favor the shooter" philosphy does not apply, and that my reflect takes priority, so the server goes back and cancels out the shot. That didn't fucking happen.
Many, many times as Genji I've done my slash dash to escape from something, only to go ragdolling at 100 miles and hour because it applied damage from whatever I was escaping. This has happened with junkrat's dropped nades on death. This has also happened on a Roadhog's hook; I watched the killcam of a roadhog grappling me, and his hook grabbed the empty air of where i was before i had dashed and it pulled me to him from behind his back.
Many times as Zen I'll smack Q right when I get to low health, only for it to not apply and I get slaughtered by something. Again, blizz says my ult takes priority, but that's not the fucking case.
As Pharah I've shot quite a few of her backblast rockets to put space between me and an attacker when i get to low health. It shows the missile travel and an explosion, but it doesn't show at all on the killcam.
Speaking of pharah, i almost always save her jump as a means of escape in emergency. I want to say that a good 20% of the time when I smash shift to jet my way out of trouble, the same thing happens as Genji: I go ragdolling a million miles straight up as i die while firing my boosters, yet from the killcam it hadn't done anything. Once again, this is another specific instance in which overwatch devs say that my reaction time and ability use takes priority, and once again, they're full of shit.

I could list a hundred more examples, and I would if I could remember all the ones that happened to me today, but there are so many I can't recall them all. It's infuriating. I don't know whether it's the client tick rate or just shitty netcode, but this effect seems sorely exacerbated in this game compared to all other shooters I've played. If it is the tick rate, I can see now why CSGO pros are sore about 60, let alone 20; mere fractions of a second are extremely valuable, and those last longer than you think. In all of the above cases, I reacted to something happening or about to happen and i predicted it and did something milliseconds before it happened, only for my action to be totally void.

This pisses me off so much. It's actually taking some of my skill out of my fucking hands and handing kills to people who seem like half the time they're flailing their arms, accidentally getting kills.

he probably has a tool for that.

i feel you user. i think part of it is the amazon servers blizz has had to lease on account of all the traffic. they're just hammered daily with the number of people playing.

but ive seen the same thing happen to me. where i hit blink as tracer, and i see myself blink, but im dead to a roadhog hook or widow shot and the killcam shows nothing.

my only solution thus far has been to learn to use something before i need to use it. if that makes any sense.

Doesn't just happen to me every game; it happens to me every death. More often than not the god-awful tickrate is what kills me, not my enemy or my own failure. So I feel you, I very much feel you.

If the upcoming ranked mode doesn't have THE BARE MINIMUM of 60 tickrate, I doubt I'll be playing this game much.

Happens to me with Pharah virtually every time, the ragdolling is fucking pre patch Skyrim tier.


Let's not forget the fact that the aimbox is so big that you can headshot people without even seeing their model. I am playing this is a casual shooter so I'm willing to excuse these problems but if Bliz wants people to take their game seriously this shit is not ok.

This is almost cruel, but i will milk it till the inevitable nerf.

I've won games with absolutely shit teammates who can't use a keyboard and mouse at the same time by playing as Symmetra and having high teleport uptime, getting the win purely from attrition.

Defensive characters like that can literally carry the team even on attack since it doesn't matter if your team is wiped out, they'll all come back with fresh abilities and full health 6 seconds later virtually right back where they died.

Also it's fucking hilarious how much the enemy underestimates Symmetra's alt fire, I've had games on defense where I've had more eliminations with her gun rather than the turrets.

Symmetra is so easy to get weapon kills with
Like just jump around and nobody fucking hits you, Ive killed basically whole teams by just sneaking up behind and taking them out

Also laugh with alt fire and reinharts keeping their shields up thinking they can block it and suddenly 1/3 health gone

Haven't had any of these issues. I thought I did once because I died just after killing a Widowmaker but it turns out I had triggered that poison thing and it ticked by and got my last bit of health. Oh well.

Roadhogs CAN snatch Tracers in mid blink.

Bastion actually does have damage falloff but I have no idea why because even at stupidly long ranges he'll shred tanks.

Also I'm a fucking idiot who can't read

i just don't understand how you, as a company, can listen to your entire playerbase complain about a specific issue, and then pretend it doesn't exist, or it's their fucking problem. Coming from a developer that doesn't know shit about FPSs and had to specifically hire a couple veteran devs in that area to make sure they didn't completely fuck it up.

The player complaints were so widespread that they had two blizz devs make a youtube vid explaining how latency and ping and all that worked. The best part of that video is that it was made in response to the widespread outcry against 20 tickrate, and guess what the fuck they didn't mention AT ALL in the video? Rather than address the problem and get a statement of "we're looking into this," we get a patronizing video of "hey guys xD this is how latency works complete with chibi pharah cutouts, breddy cul amirite? :p" type bullshit of non-response.


the flashbacks of potato faces haunt me, user
i cry evry tiem

I love how people think healers are no danger, you can tell its folks from wow used to the trinity

You have had these issues undoubtedly, even if you're too slow to notice them. No character is exempt, although others will definitely suffer less.

Im on fire the entire game with him even on bad teams
I love shields, even with low health he regenerates 75% of it if he does not die
Symmetra is 50%
Shits great

Its a shame Mercy is the only one that feels kind of shit tier to play for me. Such a boring character for such an over the top design.

Mercy's pistol is not to be underrestimated. I've killed Tracers who think they come for easy pickings, but end up dying in 3 quick headshots and a melee attack because they just run on straight to hug my face.

The only reason why I play her is because she is such a cutie

Kill cams always look clean. Maybe you're hitting up against people using hacks?

Aside from jumping teams with ice wall the only reason i like mei is because shes a thicc asian qt

What, no I'm not. I think either we are playing different games or you have no observational skills whatsoever. A third option is that you play nothing but Torbjörn, and see nothing wrong with killcams because you're just standing still all the time.

Playing mercy is definitely not like playing most of the other characters at all. But a good Mercy player can really make all the difference in the world.
Like Lucio can help, and he can keep himself alive pretty well, but i've seen a a Mercy be the difference between being able to take a point from an entrenched opposing team or just constantly getting killed.


Nope. Move plenty.
Maybe i'm just close enough to a server or i'm not getting pushed to some shitty rental server?
You know, user, it is possible that people don't have the same problems you do.

I like Mercy but she is by far the worst support
Her damage boost is nice but not really great and she is almost impossible to carry with especially because people think you are a damage blocker or health pack they keep running back to instead of moving forward

She needs good positioning and teams that know how to make use of the damage boost and heals and know how to stay in sight so you can shift to them

Same

we usually lose when that happens since that means the rest of the team was trash


That would be Zenyatta but mostly because teammates under-utilize his discord orb since apparently being on the lookout for purple orbs on enemy models when you have a Zen on your team requires genius level intellect.

On the other hand Mercy players fall short since they don't know the range of their healing beam, usually shadowing their teammates rather than staying as far back from the action as they can.

I rarely experience issues like the other user mentioned but they happen. I've once as Reinhardt had a weakened incoming tire that would've had 50 or less health and managed to hit it, hit sound and all, destroying it. But I still blew up.
When I looked at the kill cam it played back me never hitting the tire.

Your ping hardly matters as long as it's below ~60, no, it's a combination of netcode and the abysmal tickrate that causes these issues, so it's universal. Are you saying you never blinked with Tracer to dodge an incoming attack only to have never blinked in the death cam? Never once did you recall right before death, but die anyway and on the killcam you never used it? Did you never fire a killing-blow rocket as pharah and see it explode right before your death, but the enemy never taking damage? I could go on and on listing situations you are bound to run into with even a little playtime, but you get the point. Characters like Genji and Tracer suffer most, but no hero is exempt from this.

Zenyetta can shred tanks and 1 to 2 shot a few characters
He heals may be weak but the damage boost and overall damage he does I would say puts him in a much better spot than mercy who is too reliant on others for damage

That's true, he and Symmetra can deal ludicrous damage if played right but a competent sniper or even a lucky Pharah can blow Zen the fuck out if he doesn't stay behind cover. If I remember right a full charged Widowmaker bodyshot can take him out, just like Tracer since they both have 200 health.

Widowmaker received nerfs just today, no longer the case. This is the same update that rendered me unable to play for the time being because I get below 20 fps all the time.

As of yesterday a fully charged Widow maker body shot deals 120 damage to Zen and Tracer's 150HP. Headshot damage is unchanged.

Nope.
most I can say that would be like that is where I die and then the person that killed me died but that's usually because my projectile was slower (usually happens against widowmakers) . Or the other way around.

I guess i'll try to be more on the lookout for it but I honestly never felt like a death or a missed kill was because of some glitchy bullshit.
And I know about all of that shit.
I used to play Gears of War multiplayer.

Fucking why? One shot sniping healers in their spawn at the Temple of Anubis was the shit.

Did they at least nerf McCree as well?

Battleborn is going from strength to strength.

fuck me.

They nerfed McCree yes, but did nothing about his ezmode flash. Right click just deals less damage so he's not able to shred tanks _just_ as easily and instead needs to properly reload once.

Widowmaker still instakills non-tanks with headshots, no worries. Her base damage was just decreased to 12, meaning fully-charged shot = 120 dmg.

I think the problem people had with McCree totally went over Bliz's head but hopefully they'll reduce the daze time the flash causes. At least Mei has to spend time and effort to immobilize the enemy.

So it'll be a double tap, I guess that's not too bad.

The thing about McCree is without his flash bang he's completely useless as the anti flanker he's meant to be. They have to completely redo the character without that.

You mean obese asian.

fucking gay as hell

Double tap to the body, the headshot multiplier is still there. In fact, it was increased to 2.5X from 2X, so she still deals 300 damage on headshot.

All i know is i would like to put my penis in her vagina. repeatedly. till i ejaculate.

Its a simple wish i know.

But at the same time non tank characters stand absolutely no chance against him 1v1 and have to rely on teammates to not be retarded and kill him before he rapes their face.


UUUU

Doesn't mean his flashbang has to have such a ridiculous radius of ezmode permastun. Make the stun time fade over distance and replace it with a speed debuff. The flashbang is so devastating right now that it at least needs some fucking skill to use.

her design looks nice but it turns me off of her
i mean if you're going to design a character, you want them to have good quality traits, and narcissism isn't one of them. when someone walks around dressed like an angel, unironically, that's a fucking attention whore with massive issues of self-importance and grandeur.


i disagree. lucio, as far as healing, isn't anywhere near as efficient, and his ult isn't nearly as useful. not everyone is hurt all the time, so the spread isn't often a big deal, and his heal is slow compared to mercy. i prefer targeted, faster heals.


anyway, what characters have you guys not used at all? mine are mei, tracer, and mccree.

I think this cyclical thread serves as a better alternative to threads being spammed on the front page.

Fucking disgusting.

Bastion, reaper, roadhog, hanzo and genji
With a few like soilder, lucio, widow and tracer only having a few games

This is literally the only Blizzard game I have ever bought, and it's the only game I think Blizzard has ever made that is worth buying.

The heartboner wants what the heartboner wants man.

Roadhog, Winston, McCree and Soldier 76 with the exception of that time we stacked him in quickplay.

Normally it's Pharah, D.Va, Symmetra and Lucio depending on what the team needs. But what the team needs more than anything at any given time is more people willing to switch based on the situation because some heroes counter others better than the rest.


You should give Genji a try, he's one of the high skill ceiling characters and is pretty fun to play. More fun than Tracer with both being fast chars.


This, I have spent zilch on cosmetics and have no regrets about my purchase, I got my money's worth.

i dont know why anyone would, almost all the skins are garbo

ive played all of them, but i have maybe 15 minutes on rightclick mcflashybang. i tried him, finally, at like level 68, just to see what it was like.

i went 11-0 on the first round of a koth, and finished the second round 25-2. i think i got two kills from my ult, 3-4 from left click, and the rest from flash+fan. it was stupid enough that i just put him down in disgust.

otherwise ive got at least a half hour on everyone. roadhog and hanzo are probably my least played overall. hanzo is a cunt, and i havent yet mastered the l33t skillz of bunny hopping while loosing deadly foot-arrows randomly in all directions before ulting and getting 6 kills, and i just prefer other tanks to roadhog. zarya, d.va and rein being the three i cycle between.

I had $7 on my blizzard account I have to assume was from selling items in diablo 3 so I just got some boxes with it
not like it I could use it on anything else
I got the valkyrie skin so cant really complain
Hell even if I got nothing good it was still free

im fucking drooling
i wanna bite that hard

I like widowmaker's legendary skins but I'm not enough of a /fa/ggot to spend money on them.

Now you know how i feel about meis booty.

he really is. it's heartening to see people shit on players who use hanzo and then talk shit. everyone knows hanzos just arrow spam their way to victory, then perform Q of the game. They don't aim, they just let loose randomly in the general direction of the color red.

Speaking of snipers, I appreciate that they nerfed Widow a bit, but she's still gay as fuck. I just finished a game, just now, where the widow was fucking bad, yet she kept getting kills because all she did was spam body shots if she missed her 100% power headshot. THAT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED. I know Blizz doesn't have any experience with shooters, but this is fucking common sense, it's seen in practically every game of the genre: snipers cannot spam shots. They are high damage, long range, long shot-lag-time shooters. It seems like they did nothing but copy the sniper from TF2 and somehow made it even fucking worse.

The fact Hanzo and Widow can spam shots, as snipers, is a goddamn atrocity to the very concept of an FPS. Hanzo's draw time is fine, but his shots still count as spam because they aren't lined up and just let loose as fast as possible and hit targets even when they miss.


i just finished playing a game with one on my team, we were defending point B on Hanamura. As soon as he put it down, 3 people went through (he placed the porter right behind the wall in front of spawn, saving you maybe a 10 second walk). I told my team via VOIP "don't use the teleporter unless you have to," because it has a limited number of charges and it's better that we save it in case the enemy get on the point. The Symmetra replied "nobody said you had to use it, fool."

Fucking faggots that know nothing about game mechanics acting like they know better. Kids these days.

To be honest Hanzo needs an overhaul asap along with the hitbox fix.

The hero feels cheap and weak at the same time.

It annoys me how he can kill at close range
Like on mei he can often kill me before a freeze is off despite being in melee range

there's absolutely no way this will ever be taken seriously as an "esport" until the hitboxes are adjusted to approximate model sizes.

what the fuck is that flesh colored shit under her body?

I have no idea what it is

I HSed 2 people in a game when all I was trying to do was set my sonar arrow.

we have to go back

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Thats not fat its just over sized booty she still skinny
That said its not really good art and agawa is normally a lot better

Well your head is the size of a fridge, no wonder he can one shot you with a HS.

You need to be blind to miss

Well at this point everyone know they are playing an "early access".They basically plan to add a SP campaign to justify all the lore they are shoving in OW.

Regarding the E-sport shit, they still need to fix the 20 tick shit to 60 at least, hitboxes needs to be adjusted and there is some heroes that needs to be rethought because they are plain useless in the current meta.

The maps needs to break the retarded formula of having choke points as the main combat zones also this is my personal opinion but having 6x6 is kinda retarded this game should be 8x8 or 10x10 with hero pool they plan to do.

why? there's no point, it's obviously a multiplayer competitive game. It's like adding a campaign to TF2, who gives a shit? They should dedicate resources to improving the game, not adding unnecessary crap to it.

the tick rate is 60 for servers and 20 for quick play clients. they've said that the clients are 60 tick for competitive mode or whatever it's going to be called.

game's too new to really have a current meta yet. there's a lot that hasn't been fully fleshed out and strategies yet untested to counter things. The meta is forming but not fully condensed yet.

Forgive me Holla Forums, for I have sinned and I've been enjoying it more than words can explain

Now jack off onto the box

Hey guys I play this on console

So, I'm never gonna play this game nor do I want to, but because I have been completely swamped with shitty fanart of this game, curiosity struck and I went to look at the backstory and shit.

Why is this lore so fucking generic and boring? These characters are so shallow you can describe their entire lives on a fucking napkin. What's even the point?

Oh, and while I'm here, what the fuck is up with all the new boards on the header?

they're trying to sell attachment to the characters. these people aren't writers, they're game devs, and if you haven't noticed, the writers that devs hire most of the time are totally atrocious hacks who are only "game writers" because they couldn't fucking cut it anywhere else. See: Hamburger Hepler.

And if the you think the backstory and lore looks bad on paper, you should watch the few vids Blizz has released about that subject. Highlights for various heroes. For extra generic points, watch "Hero" or whatever it's called about soldier 76.

Try not to cringe so hard your skull implodes.

Christ… do I really wanna watch this?
I had to scroll past character abilities to get to the backstories, so I know for a fact that this video isn't going to show the soldier guy doing anything cool.
Because he's just a fucking CoD character.

Are people so fucking bad they can't even follow the game's prompts telling them they're shit at teambuilding?

That video was like a Pixar version of Batman in the future, what the fuck? Fucking for real?

My friend told me to get this game a few days ago, so I asked why she liked it. She told me because it's like TF2, but new. Is that all it takes to get people to sign on board to this shit show?

Why do you care so much about marketing cinematics? This game is clearly geared towards prepubescent kids and early teens, not 30 year old NEETs.

You mean like ingame? Because Mei is an obese landwhale. The only "thin" part of her is her face.

What? I just watched something someone else told me to check out, you're sorely mistaken if you think I seriously care that much.
It was just shit, man. Boring, generic shit.

Is this an actual question?

They didn't even try.
Fucking TF2 had better lore when it came out 8 goddamn years ago, and they barely had anything! There comes a point where your results are so shitty that you were just better off not bothering in the first place.

I wasn't aware TF2 had 'lore' other than the "meet the…" videos. Nor do I care to know. Because, you know, it's a shooter. Not an RPG. Not a book. You shoot things, and that's it.

no user, they were right. if you didn't go a third hanzo then you're a faggot, that's not how you play the game. the only thing better than that is 6 genjis.


the game, in terms of strictly its core mechanics and how it plays, is actually really fun. It has a shit ton of replay value, just like TF2, and just like TF2 i know for sure there will be tons and tons of players who will eventually have thousands and thousands of hours.

Outside of the gameplay (and its few annoying shortfalls), anything else is both unimportant and also irritating as fuck. I don't care about characters or backstory, I don't care about lore, this isn't a story-based campaign game RPG. This is just a team based objective FPS, I don't need any of that other shit, and it feels like blatant pandering/marketing to me. They're selling fucking bobbleheads of some characters for fuck's sake.

The diversity of the cast is okay for the most part, to me, but some of it is just Blizz trying way too fucking hard. Zarya (stronk independent womyn), Lucio (nigger stereotype fighting the man, pushing acceptance), Winston (look he's a gorilla, a primate who's prone to extreme outbursts of rage and destruction, but he's really smart! he's a scientist! [does this not strike you as nig acceptance?]), Pharah (female soldier! women can be in militaries, just as good as men!) etc.

The game itself is fun and worth playing, in my opinion, but anything outside of that deserves to be ignored.

It didn't.
That's my point.

Is there a reason you're defending this game so hard? I said I don't want to play it and I'm never going to.

time for D.Va her Hello emote is adorable

in a word, yes.

you get people who just want to play a hero because that's what they feel like doing, and fuck the rest of the world.

tbh, i can kinda see it. sometimes i get tired of playing a certain type of hero, or i just really want to play zarya instead of reinhardt or something, and the way this game works, my own personal major criticism, is that the map choice can really screw you over. i had a day where i played 7 games of 3-round koth in a row. ilios to lijiang to nepal and back again, two of each and an extra in nepal.

i played lucio every single fucking time, because no one else was going support. i wanted to play junkrat, or pharah, or zarya, or d.va, or tracer, or anyone else but lucio, and while i tried mercy and zenyatta once each, i just never had the impact i was having as lucio (because lucio owns in koth).

so i kept doing lucio. when i finally got a non-koth map for the next round, i didn't give a shit that it was an in-progress game with no support or tank; i went junkrat and blew the fuck out of everyone because fuck them and fuck their shit.

then i took a break because god damn.

thankfully, that hasn't happened again. but man, that frustration i felt. lucio is fun and all, but you gotta change it up. however, if you want to win, you need at least some attempt at balance. this often means the good players fill in the spots while the shitters just play whatever they want "for fun."

woops, didnt mean to spoiler that

wat?
if i were defending it hard why would i tell you to go watch a video that shows how generic and shit the backstory and lore is?

you asked "is this all it takes to get people on board these days" in reference to that cinematic video of Generic Doodyman, and I just answered it with my opinion, that the gameplay itself is fine which brought people on board, but all the non-essential shit around it is retarded and hamfisted and bad writing.

Did you even read my post? What about it strikes you as "defending it hard?" You got maybe 4 sentences in to what I said.

I actually did get 4 sentences in and stop reading. This game will be just like TF2 and live forever and have people invest days and days into this game.
Cool, whatever, I don't care.

Then why are you even posting here to begin with?

yeah weve all seen the screencaps brazilanon is so eager to share.


i wish i came across more decent genjis so i could get some practice on this double jumping faggot. it shouldnt throw me off as often as it does

To talk about how shitty every character's backstory is.
I have zero interest in the gameplay. I've seen videos and webms, and I'm not interested. I know this will be hard for you to grasp.

okay, so the the very first time you say anything positive about X i'm going to call you a fanatic and ask why you're such a hardcore shill/fanboy and immediately stop listening, OR the first time you say anything negative about X i'm going to assume you're super salty and bitter and you just can't handle it.

there's absolutely no room for the nuances of mixed opinions here, amirite? you do sound really angry though and i'm curious as to why. Not in terms of this game or anything, just in general. Like you're pissed at everything or hate your life or something.

every other day the news ticker on the bnet launcher is apologizing for some cripping bug for the ps4 version. i sort of feel bad for you but you made this decision on your own

Thanks for your opinion.

Isn't their shitty back stories an already understood thing though?

I don't get your point then.

They are shitty. And low effort. And cliche.
I'm glad we're on the same page here.


My point is that doing nothing would have been better than what Blizzard did.

I don't disagree in the least. The game is fun to play though and D.Va is cute

Good for you, I'm glad you're having fun.
I'd probably play it if everyone had more abilities. And if it wasn't made by Blizzard.

Why? You just said TF2 was better because they had videos. Which makes literally no sense due to it having literally zero effect on the gameplay.

I love the stories. Because they are caricatures. They would be cliches if played straight as. But there is a pretty heavy level of irony being smeared over most of the characters. This is to make them iconic. It's something blizz has done in all their game design going back to WC3.

If you think Reaper is being played straight in anyway, I don't know what to tell you.

The use of doing this in writing is to help set the tone: they don't want people to take the setting hyper seriously. It's a fairly dark plot if you think about it, but it's made more whimsical by the fact that everything is a giant cardboard cutout of itself, with those traits turned up as high as they can be.

It's supposed to be silly. But not "silly" in the jaded way that you will inevitably try to use it for. "Silly" in that this is recreational. It's for fun.

>it's ironically shit and cliche
They don't want people to take the setting seriously because it isn't serious. It's just a bunch of slapped together bullshit reflected in the character design.

It's mediocre. The designs themselves are pleasing to look at, but there's no substance behind it.

This, actually. I have no idea why people have problems with Tracer's accent or how basic the story is, or the personality for Pharah being so simple.
They are intended as heavily exagerated caricatures of a certain archetype just to set the tone as fast as possible about what kind of character they are.
This is why Tracer has an heavy british accent making her sound incredibly and annoyingly cocky. Does it piss you off? That's the point.
This is why Reaper's so fucking edgy. He's the edgy motherfucker in the game, the Shadow the Hedghog. You look at him like that and you laugh.
This is why Pharah's so simple. She's a soldier with iron-clad duty on her mind to protect other people and that's what she is.
This is why Soldier looks so generic. Because he's the generic "I'm no longer the good cop, I hunt bad guys now" batman-type character.

All of those set the tone for them quite well and do so in less than 10 seconds. You even get a good idea about what kind of character they are just from their image and a few voice lines.
It's precisely the type of backstory that videogame characters need and should have, none of that "an entire library of books about the early infancy of this character".

I mean, you look at TF2 and inside the game, where it not for a single line of the Spy, you'd know nothing about Scout's mother. And you could even assume that line's a joke.
Where it not for the comics, there'd hardly even be a story to tell there.


It's videogame backstory. It sets the tone and explains what the characters are. It does it's job fairly well and provides a very large amount of different characters with different backgrounds. What else do you want? An hour long film and 3 books for every single character detailing their childhood and early years in Overwatch?

i dont mind these characters but they definitely could definitely have more clever dialogue if thats really what theyre meant to be.


YES

How much do you weigh? Because of the retarded way you post, and the fact that you add some autistic image to every single post makes me see you as obese. That's what people like you tend to be. You know, like Mark.

No, I'm saying it doesn't do its job fairly well. I want it to do a good job, put some fucking effort into it if they insist on doing it. Instead, every single character is basically a stereotype. I get that they do that so you can glance at it and know what role it plays, but seriously.
TF2 didn't have this problem. They felt like actual characters and not by-the-numbers bullshit.


150 pounds. I'm sorry you're bothered by me posting images on an imageboard. They tend to attract the eye more than posts without images.

It's not shit. What you just described is the essential skeleton of some of the best works of western literature.

And yes, people do use things ironically. Reaper yells "Die, die, die!", he doesn't reload his guns, he throws them on the ground as hard as he can. His name is "reaper". This is meant to be funny. They packed in every single "edgy" thing they could into one person because it's a lampoon of the character concept. Non-autist find stuff like this funny or amusing because it reminds us of how silly this character concept is in other works when it's tried to play straight, and how it's inherently unserious because it's not ACTUALLY good or desirable to be a mass murdering psycho. Hence, the irony.

The "ironic shit" meme has become overdone to the point that the original excuse has been lost. It became a meme because shitty writers would get called out on their bad writing, and go "it's meant to be ironic" even though it was clearly being played straight.

As I said before, if you think the imagery in Reaper is being played straight, I don't know what to tell you.

Parodies are generally amusing, though.

Alright, what is it doing wrong? What's bad and how do you fix it?
What are backstories supposed to be like and what's their purpose supposed to be?

Usually when people attentionwhore, they at least try to seem cool. It's not often you see someone attentionwhoring by basically going "LOOK AT ME I'M SO STUPID HAHA LOOK AT ME"

Why are you so autistic about character lore? Of course it's simplistic because a fantasy book wasn't the goal of the development team, and the character themes are bite-sized for readability reasons. Obviously they've had great success just judging by the amount of fanart only.

Ordered a Dad 76 statue and it should come this week

Thoughts?

… I suddenly want to see 76 and Mercy babysitting something

Poor 76

Why is 76 pointing a gun at Mercy's head while she cries and hugs him?

I think he's trying to shot himself and mercy is trying to stop him. Not sure though, not a very clear picture.

Yeah, she's stopping him. It's clearly his hand on the gun and she just put her head infront of it.
Notice her hand on the back of his.

sometimes characterization slips through in other ways, like how dvas point defense isnt automatic, but her own superhuman reaction time. thats kind of terrifying, actually.

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so is this game fun or what?

its a lot more fun after this small balance patch, even if just for not seeing a several mcrees and widowmakers in every game.

I thought it was just a shield.

That's pretty much what it's got going for it best: it's just straight up fun. If you have friends, it's got a lot of legs.

There is no progression system in this game though. It seems a lot of people have trouble playing a game unless there is a leveling/unlock system smushed in. There is a "leveling" system that is basically just there to give you loot boxes which contain costumes.

I don't know why, but I keep running into people going "I wish I got stronger as I leveled up".

she shoots the projectiles out of the air. You can see the shots she fires in game.

im not sure how its supposed to work, but she presses a button on the top of the joysticks for every single blocked shot, thats why she references her apm

old man with mercy
disgusting

THE PAYWALL WILL KEEP THE CANCER AT BAY THEY SAID, THIRD WORLD SHITTERS WONT BUY IT THEY SAID, WEW LAD ENJOY COMPLAINING ABOUT CANCER WHILE BEING EXACTLY THAT

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I only bought it cause a lot of other Holla Forums faggots got it and its only fun when i play with them cause exp boost and random's are pure cancer and make me want to slit my throat.

also mercy needs a defensive cooldown. cause the lightshow of your beam just makes the enemy team target you all the fucking time(near impossible to get away from a tracer). while lucio is literally just Slides the fuck around doing nothing and fucking heals the whole tame or speeds the whole team like its fucking nothing all while freely shooting and getting dmg off.

gay.

is it worth the 40 bucks or should i wait for it to get cheaper.
if ever even will.

why is your team letting a tracer kill you?

No, you bought it for the memes, wacky characters and peer pressure because you're a normalfag that plays MOBAS and TF2.

It wont get cheaper than 32 dollars
Its fucking cancer, the game is shallow and barebones and has an Undertale/MOBA tier community.

Dont

Need to keep your eyes on an escape option, beam won't break even if you look away from the guy you're healing/ boosting, but, yeah, it's impossible to survive as Mercy if your team bunches up.

who knows call out every time nothing is ever done about it.
or in most cases when pushing the load no one spreads out enough and can't leap


you bet lad

how did so many people miss the week long open beta?
id say the biggest factor would be if you have people to play it with or not because the matchmaking tends to be total ass.
did you enjoy tf2 but are kind of bored of it nowadays/hate the direction its gone in? it wont really feel too much like tf2 because the pacing is a lot different and so is the map design, but there are definitely elements inspired by it.

I fucking hate this stylization of DVA. Looks like complete fucking cancer.

It's amazing how much people transplant community memes onto a character in order to make up for their uninspired designs.

lol American memes

shes already cancer

Just like every character in the game, the shallow game itself and the cancerous community

FYI there's an option in controls that lets you use guardian angel to fly to a teammate while you keep healing your current target. Very useful because that connection will last 3 seconds out of range/los, which at 50/sec is usually enough to finish healing them.

The downside is that you can't use Guardian angel to fly to your current heal target while they are out of LOS, so it makes following people over walls and shit a little tricky.

I don't know why I like this so much. I don't even like this game, but the autistic Korean is really amusing. Is there any more?

i want her to wipe her mouth thats almost as bad as cheeto hands

I prefer dumb mountain dew and doritos gamer Dva to epic gamer girl Dva.

They are both as cancerous

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overwatch is doing XB1/PS4 crossplat, PC is still its own thing.

Last I heard they were looking into it, not that they were actually doing it.

So.Have you guys implemented the junkrat basketball strats to your play yet?

looks like a fat person's ass squeezed into yoga pants to me


if your perception of a character's build is from fanart and early concept art, you're dumb

they made her fat as a stylistic choice that ties into her character. as an arctic researcher she's gonna be spending a lot of time in frigid environments, yeah? and what do arctic/antarctic animals have, generally? a thick layer of fat to keep them warm. They chose to make her fat because it ties in with her frigid character.

she's a fatty, dummy.

not to mention she ONLY has thighs, her hips are narrow as per a fat person.

id love to but i dont have the patience for it, id rather just shoot them with a grenade and airburst.

76 is always my go to turret killer

hes great at dealing with a turret, but if there are more than 1 or torb ults its not going to be enough.
also watch out for your own ult, it seems to prefer other targets over turrets

It actually doesn't lock on turrets at all.

learned that the hard way, all i wanted was the damn reload speed bonus

Humans burn a lot of calories in freezing conditions, though. Plus, she needs to carry heavy equipment, 10 pounds of soggy jacket, and giant boots.

It's better to kill Toblerone than his turret anyway. If you destroy his turret he can just shit out another one.

76 kinda grew on me, he had a hard life.

ZARYA, 76, AND MEI A BEST

TOBLERONE IS A CLOSE SECOND

You are aware that Mercy is as old as 76 right?


Wow, I'm so shocked.

Would you watch her streams?

Fuck how 76 aged so badly? I know stress etc etc but I was assuming he is around 45-50 years old

if im not mistaken, his hair went white the same day reaper was thought to have been killed, in the same accident

well mercy has her doctor tech regen passive, maybe she would be old too

She is 37, if you didn't fuck up a lot in your life you manage to keep yourself in shape.

oh. i always assumed soldier was 76 years old

I'm trying to find the name of the Doujin where Tracer rapes Winston?

I need it for a friend.

So how do I play this thing? Dva taught me that "tank" doesn't quite mean "one who soaks up damage" and I notice she's pretty squishy for a tank 200/200 health and shields, iirc.

Hang back behind your team. Let one of them get in and soak up hits with your barrier. Move forward and soak up more hits with your own barrier while vaporizing things with your 190DPS laser.

The first thing you're gona want to do is go to the options, select Zarya specific and set it so that you can see the health of your teammates.

Generally I rush into the line of fire with another tank, pop my shield and pop one on him when his health gets low. Also coordinate your ulti with a D.Va or a Pharah for a sick wombo combo.

Guessing this is it, but I can't find an English version if there is one. exhentai.org/g/940613/8cd2b9cad2/

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she actually does want to soak up damage because of how her barriers work.
you can play her as a bit of a cooldown whore, try to get your enemy to blow important skills on your barriers. youll usually win at that point. as tempting as it can be to take damage just for the sake of charging up your shields, leave that to your idiot zenyatta who thinks hes not going to get hooked playing peekaboo with a roadhog.
the surprise factor can turn most engagements around when they commit and then you drill their anus with your laser, work on that aim because if youre only relying on your secondary then youre only good for your shields and ult and thats not good enough.
check your allies with tab once in a while to see who has their ult up, announce your own ult and try to set it up, or just shield them while they do their own ult, especially pharah.

can she fire her secondary when she doesnt actually have enough ammo left for that? i never remember to try that, but if you can you should to squeeze out all the damage you can.

Keep this in mind. The secondary is only good for attacking enemies out of range of the laser or enemies hiding around corners. At max charge the laser deals 190DPS vs the secondary's 90DPS and that's not even factoring how much more frequently you'll be reloading if you fire bombs all the time since they eat up 25 ammo each.

Jup. Can even just have one shot left.
Same with Toblerone

I BEG OF YOU STOOOOOP THIS MADNESS
I see these threads with low quality discussion every fucking week
The same thread
The same porn
The same shitposting
The same images
The same .
The same waifu fa2gotry
Holla Forums need to wake.up and sto..pp this This is what happen when you let the wafiuism take over
no gameplay
no depth
no story
no lore
Only a hoard of fake love contained with in the digital womb thats called neo-vidya
This is what asked for i warned you about the weebs but you didn't listen
STOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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the fuck are you talking about? There's plenty of gameplay discussion.

cringe

this thread was made 25 days ago, that's why you see it every week

Ebin meme, friend.

>>>/cuckchan/


Its as shallow and effortless as the game itself.

oh jesus christ are you still at this?

i think somebody needs more fluoridated water

You're still posting in this shit thread.
So yes

Never doubt the furry of an angry South American who's upset he's too poor to buy a game.

Damn it blizzard! I have never fallen for a video game character before, she's almost perfect.

Shes so fucking annoying though

Lol

Waifuing is shit and above all you had to pick worst waifu on top of it.

nice life savings.

Mechanically Dva is fun, but I'd prefer if she were just the mech. Like bastion, but not a frustrating spam monster

Wrong again

nigga u wot
DVa's characterization is (seemingly unironically, from the looks of things) everything that defines the stereotype of the cancerous gamer. She annoying, she's arrogant, she fucking says things like "el oh el" OUT LOUD. She's exactly what you think of when you hear "pro gamer grrrrl twitch streamer!!1!"

She and Tracer and the worst possible fucking waifus you could pick. Goddamn bastion makes a superior waifu.

They're all fucking trash you goddamn Tumblr dwelling niggers

Nigger, I'm fucking brazilian and I keep both Euros, Dollars and Pounds in my house, let's see some concrete proof.

i wonder when jmantime is going to start drawing dva

I'm pretty sure she's making fun of them ironically.

you see ?
you didn't talk about i am wrong and this trash has some gameplay that elevate it to be a good game worth buying
you keep talking about wafiuism i warned you Holla Forums about this but you didn't listen

Vai pro caralho brasileiro de merda, a tua opinião vale menos que os pentelhos do Castelo Branco.

Kek, you truly do have autism lad.
Afraid of others judging you so you had to resort to monkeyspeak now?Heh.

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Basically this Except she's actually at least good at starcraft, which shows good taste in vidya
DVa is a shitperson and I'm sorry to say that she's a shit waifu.

Nah, it feels pretty serious. The character in a meta sense might be a parody, but the character is completely honest. There's nothing even hinting at ironic intent otherwise.

next youre going to say reaper is a bad waifu

Hey there Barbarian scum


Its already trash

Well Reaper is a guy so…
But in all honesty reaper's one of my favorite characters in the game because of his stupid, cartoon-level gimmick. Winston even says that not even kids are afraid of him, when they're on the same team. He's the next evolutionary step of Not Important and all of the hilarious edge that comes with it.

Pick one, and only one.

Blizzcuck please


Reaper is best waifu


Sure fam

You spoke brazilian portuguese fam.
Also, you're still a monkey.

Your opinion just became worthless anyways

Oh, so you have an asian fetish, projection issues, and a complex

got it

holy shit it's an actual BRfag
the guy who's been shitposting in this thread for over two weeks is from brazil, how did i not notice this before rhetorical question, it's because he's been filtered for that long
that explains so much. top fucking jej.

When did I do that?

You realize I'm saying your opinions on starcraft are shit because you like shadman, right? Are your retarded or is everyone in hueville just dim?

Here

>>>/ifunny/


How much does in a Geography earn yearly in Burgerstan?
Are they all homeless?

What did he mean by this?
Amazing how he proves that he's a BR more and more with each post

*teleports behind you*
pssh death doesnt discriminate kid
*unzips dick*

Stay dumb


Hows that Hueland lexical Mr Burguer?


How much does a Geography teacher in Shooting Spree Land earn yearly?

In the same accident that supposedly killed Reyes, it caused increased aging for 76.
Not sure if he keeps aging faster constantly or if it was just a brief thing during the accident.

Apparently reaper got the beta version of mercy's tech.

Hey if you want to save&post shadman's godawful art, and not enjoy starcraft that's on you.

There is nothing wrong with shadman's loli art
Its good stuff to fap occasionally
There are lots of characters that other people are too afraid of to draw any art of, but shadman delivers.
Just shut up and start wanking.

His tits and asses all look so stiff though. I can't put my finger on it, but something is off.

When I was 20 years old I loved to play Overwatch all day, it was my favorite competitive shooter. My friends always laughed at me because I didn't play CoD, BF, or TF2, but I didn't care.

My favorite main was D.va. She was so fun, so quirky, playing the game as her was always so unique. Soon I found that simply playing as her grew boring, but I didn't want to switch mains because I had grown too attached, so I resorted to role playing. Everyday right before I play overwatch I put on a cosplay outfit of D.va that cost me $700 to make. The money was well worth it, but soon even this grew old. I began taking it to whole new levels, I even wore it all day and literally became D.va mentally. I wish, however, to become closer with her. Soon I will start hormone treatment and undergo sex change surgery to make the final transition. Then, and only then, will I finally become D.va.

thats why you're supposed to watch the loli stuff, breasts are disgusting anyways
The asses are decent but his donut buttholes are pretty bad tbh

He hasn't done any porn of Mei's robot so who gives a shit?

go ask him, he has done some requests of mine before without pay

you wont fool anyone with your shit apm

my loli art is better

She's only perfect until she opens her mouth, but I guess if you shove a cock in it that should solve the problem just fine.

Nope

whoops, forgot to spoiler

D.va is worth it simply because she is loaded with everything Holla Forums as a gestalt is supposed to hate. le ebin memes, normalfag teenage girl-levels of using emotes and net-speak IRL. its like she was designed from the ground up specifically to piss Holla Forums off, and i love her for it.

making spergs sperg out is so fun.

shes such an ass! she doesnt even know donkey kong. she knows of "those old gorilla video games" but doesnt know his fucking name.

thats what i dont like about pharah though, none of her voice lines seem like something that would just piss someone off.

Mei really fucking bothers me. Her entire character boils down to:

How do people like Mei?

I think she's pretty successful at it.

She's not fat though, that's just layers of coats. Plus lore wise she's a breddy good scientist and corrects the WE WUZ SCIENTISTS at the Gibraltar map.
Second pic related, Mei and D.Va are the best Overwaifus.

this is a case of "informed race." she's chinese only because blizzard fucking says so and they had a VA give her lines in chinese, but look at her. she's fucking white. nothing about her face says anything about her being asian. if they wanted her to look asian, the blizzard artists/modelers responsible for her fucked up. They made genji and hanzo look sufficiently japanese, no problem there, but mei doesn't look even the tiniest bit asian. she looks like a girl next door from Minnesota.
that's actually just how they modeled her coat and boots and gloves. if you try to look at the shape of her actually body, you can't except for her thighs, which look normal (thinner than even widow's, but widow's hips are literally twice as wide as her torso, and her running animation is hilariously stupid). She isn't fat, she just has tons of clothing, but lots of people WANT her to be fat/curvy because you don't see vidya characters like that often.
i agree it's a bit annoying. i think the word for it is coy, like she's not actually cute, she's just one of those girls trying to act cute and innocent while pretending she doesn't know exactly what she's doing.

I dont want this shit

i got that too
i don't play torb often at all, but every once in a blue moon i'll do it, and usually get tons of kills really easily
i'll get potg and the other team gets super salty when they see my skin during the highlight intro, they assume i main torb or something and act like i'm some scrub who does nothing in overwatch but build turrets. it's rather satisfying.

If you can't get more elims than your turret you suck at torb. His left click has no damage dropoff at range, his right click does more damage than Reaper (slower ROF, longer effective range), his hammer does more damage than a standard melee attack and switching for a couple seconds auto-reloads his weapon. Plus the armor packs mean he has a reasonable amount of health/self healing as well.

not sure where you're getting that from what i said but alright

in other news, fuck this gay earth

erm woops, let's try this again

I wish mei had better skins
hell if they used her undressed not puffy jacket as a legendary skin it be so much better than the shit she had

I thought she was some sort of eskimo at first. Because of the round face, chubbyness, and the sort of bulbous nose

It make more sense if she was a snow abo
I dont exactly get her chineseness

Maybe its more relatable?
There's like 12 eskimos left in the world and they're all horrible alcoholics.
I assume the game takes place in the future so it makes sense that there are no "native american" types around.

Even so she doesnt exactly resemble a rice picking commie

Also very thankful they didnt use abos for Junkrat
They use nz abos for Roadhog though

This makes more than little sense. China is going to take over Canada in a few decades.

China has no chance with the muslims
China is more likely to go after Australia given they doing the exact same thing here and we are closer

techraptor.net/content/new-overwatch-content-coming-soon

Sounds alright
Shame no real time frames given but yea

I think that would be too distracting.


When are they going to fix this unbearable fucking lag?

I have amd cpu and gpu as well no issues here.

Her entire character boils down to: "Are you on the opposing team? You don't get to have fun this round" and it's glorious. Outsniping Hanzos, McCrees and Widows, instilling terror with your very presence in Lucio, Tracer and Genji, block Roadhog and Soldier's Ulti with your wall, survive for fucking ever with cryo freeze…

It's actually scary how they managed to make the Lord of Terror and Despair look so fucking cute. It's as if Diablo had a pink lace around his head.


What region are you, and what region have you set in the launcher? I'm in Europe and have no problem so far, maybe it's aussies connecting to american servers?

Bingo, there's no oceania servers and it was perfectly find till the last few days.

games today


its just been shitters. shitters everywhere.

I had a bastion today just randomly turret im the middle of the map out in the open along with a tor doing the exact same thing with his turret ontop of that a mei that basically neber used alt fire and just walled infront of our turrets

Then I had a game on zneyatta and basically single handedly won it by playing basically every fucking role and had golen on everything

I'm really tempted to put together micspam playlists for a few characters.
youtube.com/watch?v=PpPgyZXdLzE
youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
youtube.com/watch?v=GsrSOZn3M1M

Sounds irritating and gay
Dont be that guy

how can I gitgud with McCree? He's fun as hell to play as, but I'm not quite sure how to improve myself. Usually when I have an enemy in my sights I spam Fan The Hammer as I keep them in my crosshairs or using a Flashbang when the enemy team are all piled on top of each other.

Is there more to it? Or is that about it?

and why is Mercy so sweet?

codemonkey ate my image

I'm already doing Mariachi Reaper

It's glorious

Fucking hell fix mobile-posting already goddammit. I want to post fem. McCree

Post low quality Q of the games

I wanna fuck those pancakes

Fuck, even hues have their own dedicated servers.

How does it feel ?

that mei art is so low quality though

mccree is easy as fuck, and if you're flashing groups then yes you're doing it wrong.

McCree is single engagement guy. You do a lot of damage with your primary shot, which allows you to snipe people from afar with a few shots, especially if you land a headshot (and the vast majority of mccrees i see miss their shots [as in, the reticule isn't even over their target] yet the shot registers anyway because of the hitboxes). Up close, all you need to do is flash a squishy (genji or tracer, etc) and then right click. Tada, instant kill. Just keep using flash + fan on every 200-health character you come across until you get your ult, then try to get to high ground or behind the enemy team, or both, and press Q. It's not hard.

You should be getting guaranteed kills with flash and fan unless you're absolutely awful with your aim or there's another enemy teammate who sees you and shoots at you right as you use it.

Genjis are a bit of a special case post-nerf. They can actually deflect before fan kills them, but I think you can just flash > headshot > melee for the kill

Are you seriously this dumb?

Why did you add shitty music to it?

I recorded while I was playing and forgot I had music on.
I'm sorry, user. It won't happen again

This is why you're a shitty Reaper player.

just what the fuck is this avatar? what is it supposed to be? and why does it attract the most bluepilled corporate cocksuckers?

I like playing Mei and make ice puns in chat.

It's confirmed, overwatch now has a 0.4% higher playrate in korean pc cafe's than league. League is finally dying.

A gay man wearing Starcraft marine armor.

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Blame Metzen.
Why they put that fucker in charge of writing everything is beyond the scope of mere mortals such as we.

Looks like a dragon dildo

user, what would you do with zenyatta? gameplay balance wise, not sexual or do you think hes in a decent spot?
i like him as a concept, but hes one of the easiest characters to shut down, this game has a lot of counter picks but zenyatta might get hit the hardest by that.

Zenyatta is a glass cannon. He can take down an enraged Winston by himself with a discord orb and a couple good headshots (not too hard to do to winston) but he only has 150 health.
You have to play him very defensively, stay behind in cover, throw out orbs and take pot shots. A headshot with discord orb will one shot a hero with a standard 200 health, so the more accurate you get with him the better your survivability becomes, since you can just one shot anything that comes your way.

rebind his discord orb to right click. put his charge attack on middle mouse or something. i think ive used it once in the time ive played him with any positive effect (obliterated a reaper who was teleporting, but that's pretty easy tbh, if the reaper is stupid).

putting it on Rclick means you can just throw it out while also attacking normally, and makes it so you're not taking a finger off the movement keys to press a button.

Last few nights have been filled with Zen + another healer, seems like OP orb of discord caught on.
I just wanted to mess around with DVA or Winston, instead I have to look for shelter in order to avoid his balls.

I see people bashing OW loot progression, but no one mentions CS.
CS 2 boxes per week/max got me out of the game.
It felt like a daily quest, and playing past the second box was way less rewarding/enjoyable. Dont know if that changed.

Oh boy, what a treat

sure, but a non raging winston is actually more of a threat, if he positions his shield correctly i dont think theres much zenyatta can do before he gets zapped

landing headshots isnt too difficult, but sometimes the discord orb feels a little slow for the split second window i have to kill or be killed

he needs to be adjusted in one of his lacking areas to balance him, he's too weak at the moment, and i have more hours with him than anyone. His offense is great, a zen who is accurate is extremely deadly, but that's all he has going for him.

* heals: his healing is pretty shit. it's slow and restricted to one target and line of sight. Lucio can heal multiple people at once while attacking, and Mercy can heal much better on a single target, and both healers have much better mobility and options for escape (lucio has wallrun and a knockback, mercy has flight).
* mobility is shit. he has absolutely no ability to change anything about his positioning or movement. he can't blink, he can't knock people back, he can't fly, he can't move faster, nothing. His only movement option is the standard character speed and that's it. The only other person with 150 HP is Tracer, and that's because she's harder to hit than a fucking mosquito. Her low health is absolutely justified. Zen can barely move and can still be body shot by Widow.
* His Ult is lacking. It's useful, don't get me wrong, but it's really nothing but a different flavor of Lucio's ult. He needs something more to it, or a change to it, he needs to have a niche he can fill.

Right now Zen is essentially an offensive hero who happens to be able to heal people, and is also an easy target to kill. He can't really stand on his own; to properly use Zen, you need a team who is already self-sufficient. If your other 5 teammates can't stand on their own, you won't survive with Zen or meet with any success by using him. You need to hang back while healing and attacking, and if the front line is gone, so are you.

He needs a buff, desperately.

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This. Zenyatta needs a buff terribly.
Zarya too, because low health and low-duration barriers that don't even last more than a couple of seconds hurts.

I disagree about Zarya, I think she's fine as is.

Her gun is irksome and doesn't seem to hit where it's supposed to hit, and while half of her health can recover, chances are if you're under fire you won't get the chance to retreat since she's slow as fuck. Her charge decreases too quickly so unless you've taken an ult you're at minimal damage most of the time, and her barriers last for the briefest moment and seem to disappear if you take too much damage. For a tank she's not very tanky, but she doesn't have the mobility or damage to fill another niche.

seconding the zarya disagreement. she's super good in the right hands with a good team.

the last part is the bitch though. she's very team reliant, in a way not unlike mercy. she needs los and range on people to be able to shield them, and she needs to pick and choose when she decides to stick her purple dick in peoples faces, and when she needs to sit back and wait on CD's and shields.

for this reason she pairs very well with reinhardt or d.va. rein gives her a shield she can retreat to and she covers his flanks and provides a barrier that lets him go full ham(mer). d.va typically wants to dive, but not so far and so out of los that zarya can't shield her. d.va is also a threat, and has to be addressed, so the shield actually gets used.

but if you don't have a competent team, then youre banging your giant purple dick in a drawer, and she feels like dead weight. in that sense, she's very much like genji, only the inverse. instead of being something that can almost carry a shitty team, zarya needs a decent team in order to carry them.

she does not need a buff however. as great as it would be if her barriers lasted longer, as it stands now you need to pick and choose. my only personal beef is that i wish her personal barrier had the same CD as her projected one, because i find myself dying with .5-1s left on the CD of that barrier so damn much it drives me nuts.

i kind of agree about her charge decaying too quick, or maybe not building up fast enough. but hell, any tank will die quick if theyre out of position. what sets zarya apart from the other tanks is higher effective range and more overall dps if her aim is good. she doesnt often have to be out of position.
sure she doesnt have flashy burst damage, in a way shes like a fat soldier.

i think she's balanced enough to remain the way she is. i only recently started using her, but from my limited experience doing so, i think she's probably one of the most complex heroes.

You need to know when to shield yourself, when to shield someone else, when to engage with your beam, when to back off and use grenades, and try to keep tabs on whose health is low and/or being attacked and shield them if they need it while not getting slaughtered yourself.

She isn't so much a tank as she is a support character, and I mean that insofar as her purpose really isn't to roll into an area and soak up damage. You walk with your team someone in order to grant them better suitability. When you're getting hit, you wait until your shields are gone and then barrier yourself, to give yourself time to regen as you back off from the engagement. As you do, your beam gets stronger and another teammate takes the front line for you; you shield them, further increasing your damage, and blast away while your shields recharge.

You might think she doesn't have enough staying power but that's because you play her a lot; as someone who's always fighting against her, she's annoying. She doesn't drop easily, especially if i'm trying to take her on one-on-one, and most of the time i'll either wind up dead if i try or i need to break off.

correct me if im wrong, but isnt zaryas hitbox also the smallest of the tanks? being xbox hueg is one of the biggest reasons dva is horrible and dies in 2 seconds to anything.

Needing a well-coordinated team only highlights her problems, though. If you already have your Mercy and Reinhardt then you don't even need a zarya. She's not very good at protecting and frankly I haven't seen anything suggesting otherwise. When I've gone against her it's always been someone else that actually killed me. Like a bastion/turret in a corner or someone's ult. I mean I'd like to see a good zarya, but I haven't yet.

FUCK I NEVER SEE IT COMING

Because before Widow could bodyshot zenyatta and instantly kill him.

this is wrong

what you do is you run out into plain sight. wait for enemies to focus you, and shield to absorb a ton of charge

then you just focus on walling people out of key areas with your high DPS and survivability and use shield as a panic button to escape into your team when you extend too far


you shitting me? zarya and mercy are practically butt buddies and zarya will still get charge off of a reinhard she sheilds so long as enemies hit the part of his shield wall closest to him. zarya is borderline busted when paired with a good tank, especially D.Va or Roadhog

y'all dont know what you're talking about. she's honestly probably the best tank in the game right now. I see the other tanks die more often than I do.

People are too stupid to focus down the Zarya. Afraid to hit her shields and not prioritizing her at high charge. It doesn't matter if she hits 100 charge if she dies immediately, she goes to 0 at respawn.

Otherwise she pairs best with an aggressive tank. Winston can keep her topped off indefinitely

idk dude my experiences must be different

just about every game I play it's a guaranteed strat if the enemy team has half a brain to stick together at all.

works 100% of the time if they have a bastion jerking off in sentry config

lmao that'd be hilarious. I rape with Zenyatta hard, and if more people knew how to use him, he'd be getting a nerf.

His healing needs one not his damage

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His healing is alright as long as you realize he's designed as a hybrid not a pure healer.

I think his HP, and the team visibility on discord orb. Mainly the latter. Give the same HUD icon to teammates that Zenyatta gets himself would help him massively without actually making him more powerful.

We talking about the same character here? Pink-haired Russian bodybuilder with a science gun? Because I've been shot down by teams the moment my barrier goes down. And it seems allies back off instead of pushing when you use a barrier on her. Naw she's in desperate need of something. She's viable like an ICU patient is able to live with the help of a medical crew.

Teammates should back off when you shield them, because you should shield them when they are already taking damage that could kill them. It only lasts 2 seconds so there's not really enough time to shield and then move in.

you're just bad tbh

Well I'm using a bad tank, so…

weird, she's not bad in my hands

user we're talking about zarya, not literally any other tank.

so am I

hes not going to help someone face tank like mercy, but after you consider all the damage he does you are putting your team ahead of the curve in terms of hp. his problem is that he needs to be beating asses in order to be worth the pick, but opportunities to deal damage often come with a level of risk no one else in the game has to deal with. the risk outweighs the reward by a lot.

Kind of my point? So mitigate the risk by giving him better survival, or reduce the need for him to personally do the damage. If you can slap a discord on someone and EXPECT your team to follow up on it it would be a pretty effective tactic.

As it is people other then zen can't really see the discord orb unless they are pretty much already attacking the target.

He's actually better at dealing with Tanks than Mercy is. Since he can Discord the target instead of boosting a teammate, the more teammates that focus on the tank, the greater the benefits of his debuff, which helps against bulletsponges like Dva or Roadhog. Not to mention he can even help with the damage himself.

It's true that, with his low HP pool, he has to put himself in some danger to be somewhat usefull to his team, unless you are happy with tossing the 2 Orbs only.
However, skill with Zenyatta comes from making that risk only imaginary.
If you use proper cover to retreat once you take some damage, your shields mitigate any damage you took, while any you did, augmented by your Orb, is probably still there.
And if you stick behind your team, as you and any healer should, you'll hardly be focused except by kamikaze dudes but can still dish out orbs and damage.
It's all about not being the best target for the other team while still staying in full view.

Considering that he's also providing utility for the team I'd say his survivability is fine now that widow and mccree got nerfed. Most of the damage he's going to take (If he isn't playing incorrectly or getting outplayed/countered) is going to be regenerated anyway and he's an absolute TERROR in terms of damage output, especially if there's a rein protecting him or a torb to give him armor. Symettra shields help too, but they don't really protect him from sniper headshots, though a good zen boosted by a sym and torb ravages shit and needs to be focused HARD to beat

torb really does make him a lot better to play

His shield is the WORST health-regen mechanic. Mercy's self healing is faster and lucio's self healing works while taking damage. Both can heal all the way to full as well.

I tell you, a proper team working together gets so much shit done, it's a whole different level of play.

As someone who plays a lot of Zarya I'm just disappointed in you

not that user but the other zarya main one

i think the biggest reason im great at zarya is because all of the movement and aiming fundamentals of TF2's heavy applies to her and I've played him for hundreds of hours

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I find I can win a good amount of 1v1 even without the turret
only things that really give me a problem are people that can aim really well, road hog and reinhart

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Meanwhile I'm barely over 100 hours in game, I have decent gold-tier skins for almost everybody and 3k in currency to buy anything I decide I want later.

Morons everywhere
especially the official forums

Symmetra is "I can't aim, the character". And dropping a full-charge, point-blank alt-fire before you start microwaving someone really doesn't give them a chance to fight back.

Not that she doesn't take skill mind you. Figuring out where to place the sentries and flanking properly to take advantage of it with no movement abilities at all is still pretty tough.

pretty much
I see so many people play her and have no idea how to actually use her gun and do nothing the entire game
not saying she is hard but ya gotta have quite a bit of situational awareness
like you cant just keep placing turrets in the same spot or at choke points and expect to do anything

hot off the press

one can only hope.

Why do you bring this trash here?

someone has to

It's funny how I don't even bother understanding the nigger speak but it was easy to get the meaning by your reply.

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you realize mercy(and every other character) can only see the health of someone they have damaged right? the only way she would know pharah had no health would be for her to see you damaging her and put 1+1 together or for you to say it

She shouldn't have to know the Pharah was low to know damage boosting a Reinhardt fighting a flying target is a waste of time, knowing the health just made it extra painful for me.

Why is Zarya so damn good?

sounds like you put yourself in a dumb position and your team mates were not close enough while you were just woddling around with a shield

mercy was only damage boosting you because you were supposed to throw your hammer at pharah
it comes back to your just like Mjolnir and you can always throw it again

Nah, my positioning was fine, the problem was what should have been an easy 2v1 turned into a wash because Mercy didn't think to do anything beyond hold her beam on me even if I needed neither healing nor damage boosting.

sometimes i think people dont even know mercy has a pistol.

god damn. There is nothing worse than being stuck on a low fucking energy team.
Like were they all checking their twitters or some shit?
fuck.

Why did you spend an extra $20 on this game? Do you buy and sell cars?

Make them go away. please. I just want to enjoy this game.

Just hope something shiney to draw them to
these people consume, destroy and move onto something else to do the same thing to while leaving a husk

Are these people actually suicidal? Or is it just something they say casually?

none will do it, they just very attention seeking with rich parents so use to getting their own way with threats and guilt

Why didn't their parents just hit them?

It's just so stupid. It's just MLG meme jokes. Why can't they just take it for what it is. It has nothing to do with her being a girl. I guess these people don't understand memes

What do you mean?
I wanted the extra stuff.

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Is OW really that easy on hardware?

Does your character of choice reflect who you are, user?

you misspelled mei and used the wrong image.

I can't believe that there are fucking people that play Bastion like this. What fucking cancer.

Just dropping in to ask if anyone's made an edit of this with Pharah yet

I see my commission

I want an edit of this edit with Symmetra and Tracer

Why Tracer? She has fuck-all to do with India.

well any female character really would work
its just tracer seems like the most likely to make fun of shitting in public

Sorry but if anyone lets him get away with that THEY are the cancer. That bastion is doing Gods work.

I have had a bastion spawnkill in a somewhat competent game. Think he got 3 kills, with the team supporting him, and even then it only lasted for like 5-10 seconds. Just sitting there spamming though? Fuck no.

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yeah but the fucking third panel has that chick posting about #IndianCulture on facebook or tumblr or whatever the fuck it is and Tracer wouldn't do that.

I don't care about this game.

its an edit of this

sure she would
tracer is a trans woman anyway you sexist asshole

Indian food smells fucking horrible.
BTW, what you eat directly influences your body's odors and flavors.
In case you ever wondered why foreigners smell awful sometimes.

This is true, but it's not always in the most obvious way. Lots of food has almost no smell at all (eg most vegetables) but still has a strong effect on the person eating it.

soldier's visor is highlighted in his outline. cool.

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raw vegetables dont tend to have much of an odor but if you cook them they definitely do.


i went to an indian all you can eat buffet recently and it was pretty damn good and didnt stink. maybe they picked the least offensive food they could make, cause every other time ive smelt indian food it was worse than a zoo

Indian food smells great…

I took my mum out for indian yesterday shit was tasty as fuck

what would Symmetra smell like? curry?

Isn't she supposed to be autistic?

I am not trying to be mean, but every autistic person I've met smells really sour. Like sweat and dog food.

It smells like someone who doesn't move a lot and does household chores, like change garbage and feeds the dog, and just doesn't shower very often. Cause it's not exertion sweat, just sort of generally moment to moment BO that accumulates. It makes me wonder if that is what's going on.

cum

i worked for several years as a behaviorist, specifically with autistic kids, and you're not entirely wrong.

autistic kids (actual autism, not Holla Forums autism) pretty much have to be convinced, moreso than you're typical kid, to maintain good hygiene. you'd think the normal biological imperatives of "this smells bad, i should do something about it" would be enough, but in most cases they're not.

you combine this with a love of sameness and routine (favorite clothes, only taking a shower or bath at a specified time in the day instead of as needed) and you can get some truly terrible smells out of these kids. and that's before fecal matter and urine enter into the picture.

fun fact: i worked with a cerebral palsy kid who was restricted to a wheelchair and basically could not talk meaningfully outside of "yuh" or "nuh" and required outside assistance in order to use the bathroom….and he was something of a neat freak. if he wasn't wiped correctly after taking a shit, or if he was eating and his face was dirty, or after using any kind of communal property (such as shared instruments in a music clas….all he could really use was a small hand bell) he wanted to be cleaned correctly. he loved his bath time, twice a day, one after waking up and one before bed, and hated feeling dirty or being smelly.

ive also worked with a number of downs kids too, and its a mixed bag. some are neat freaks, others could not care less. but autistic kids for some reason almost always had "the smell" at one point or another. unless the kids thing is cleanliness, then chances are they're gonna stink, and it's mostly just a slow accumulating of stuff that never really gets washed off.

to be fair, their butthurt is probably justified. mei is low-skill, high reward. i'm sure she wouldn't be a big deal in high level competitive play with coordination, but in quick play games, everything she does is easy button except for her icicle sniping.

And blizzard thinks she's "3 star difficulty." Devs are retards.

she is female though and most likely not the Holla Forums type of autism more the actual woman type of ass burgers where they get into stem fields and do really well

Like Mercedes Carrera, she has ass burgers and is like super smart and got into stem now she does porn because she likes it not because she needs to do it to pay for her sonic OC donut commissions

I think she would smell like fabric softer and soap like the dove soap blocks that smell nice but not strong

bad meis like 85% of them ive played with never wall or ice block and never alt fire
sure its easy enoguh to freeze people with her and block a door but outside that these people cant play her
not saying she is hard but she has a lot more to the package than being usless

Oh wow. That was very insightful.

I've got a mean diagnosis of the 'sperg and I used to do the same shit tbh

now I'm pretty much like anybody else but I used to have to be explicitly told and forced to brush my fucking teeth and it left me with some nasty dental problems

fuck young me, man. fucking degenerate

I also didnt shower or bathe as often as I shouldve but i dont think I ever accumulated "the stench"

p-please no hate I'm not that person any more

if mei is getting away with her shit your team doent have a competent lucio, pharah, junkrat, mcree, zarya, soldier, roadhog or reaper.

breddy much
it is fun as hell to snipe Pharah out of the air with mei though
hell its fun to do it with any character really

I used to be a disassositive schizophrenic, but got it under control. It pops up a little if i get really really tired and am stressed out. I have a high pressure job but can regulate. I got in a violent situation once and it came back pretty bad for the day, but other than that, normal. I feel you bruh

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i'm going to sleep right now but i'll explain quickly

this is how mei goes:
if you come up against a target 1 on 1, freeze them. 95% of the time you'll stop them before they can kill you. There you go, free kill. No matter what any of you say, rarely will there ever be someone to stop you from killing their teammate if you run into them in a 1v1. They're either too far away, their reaction time is too slow, or they're too busy fighting against your own teammates.
If shit starts going south, turn into a popsicle. immediately upon exiting, wall off and retreat so they don't shank you right after you're done healing.
if you're against a target you're not confident about, perhaps a pharah who's far away, or multiple targets, wall off and retreat, wait for your team.
If the enemy team groups on the point or payload, use ult, free kills. One or two players may escape, if they're the right characters with the right abilities ready like genji's dash or pharah's jump, but ideally you use your ult when you have a few teammates near you to help you take out the frozen enemies.
Long range engagements, snipe with the icicle, it's extremely damaging and its flight speed is pretty high.

The end. I'm not criticizing her because I fall victim to her a lot, which seems to be the assumption of all the pro-mei people when i bring this up. I don't get killed all that often by her. I just hate her because you can be a double digit IQ gorilla with prior blunt force trauma to the brain, and still be able to easily outperform people. You can do better with Mei using much less skill than you can with genji using a lot of skill, and that's fucking retarded. Things in games like these should be low risk, low reward / high risk, high reward, appropriate to your skill level. Mei is low risk, high reward.

people say that about torbjorn and bastion too, not good players mind you.
youre not wrong for the most part, but youre never as helpless against mei as people make out.

I made a reddit post comparing mei's design to the sandman and natascha in TF2 and explained why that is bad and everyone in the comments started sucking blizz's dick and acted like they could do no wrong and that her design is great and fine and even started arguing points I never made (like suggesting I thought she was OP or something)

reminded me why I stopped going on reddit so very long ago I just wanted to try out any and all discussion boards for overwatch, boy was I wrong to try

>inb4 "reddit" yeah I know I'm a faggot or some shit

here's don't use link shorteners to an archive of the thread if you're feeling masochistic

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oh fuck Holla Forums hates don't use link shorteners

just have this massive url then

web.archive.org/web/20160617092226/https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4nt464/mei_a_warning_about_bad_design_choices/

lol newfags

Of course it would be a fucking furry piece of shit who plays this game.

ive never tried shortened URLs before cause i usually dont post links

user, please. I'm not a fucking casual.

but that image has goo goo girly eyes, floaty hearts to show emotion, and a flesh light.
youre as hardcore as those campers 'roughing it like their ancestors did' with all the comforts of modern technology

Anybody got that video of a guy poorly dressed as Reaper, spinning Nerf guns, saying "Die Die Die!"

That's because I have no decent image of Mr. Handies that aren't male

If you are solo, have less than 400 HP, and don't have a movement/escape ability, wtf are you even doing?

I mean seriously who does that leave as a potential kill for Mei? Maybe soldier, he has some business flanking but if he drops his heal while she freezes she won't get the kill. The only other targets I can think of are the snipers, but good luck on mei getting to them.

Playing an effective Mei requires knowledge of the map as good as Tracer's. My usual tactics are

That can be done solo as well unless the one that got through is a tank.

Alternatively

You can obviously snipe people with her alt fire as well but that requires the enemy team to be shit.

JEE, HANZO, TWO DRAGONS?

It's not entirely wrong

What is Hanzo saying?

Hes telling you to stop playing shit games

prove it

I just did
Nice edit though.

If we are gonna use 1v1 to compare heroes, Reaper would be OP as fuck, but that's not how the game works at all so it's a moot point.

I get your point about her, but it's exactly the same as Bastion * 100 everything. A good team sees a Mei and knows what to do against her and she'll become a dead weight unless she's actually decent. A bad team will see a Mei, not care at all, run at her and be frozen or stand still and be sniped.

I see Mei's that think they're hotshit frequently, just spraying everywhere and rushing in the middle of everyone else, getting killed fast. Sometimes they remenber they have Cryofreeze, pop it, let their entire team die in 6v5, pop out and die alone.
I've also seen a few Mei's trying to snipe against McCrees and Widows that can actually aim and that didn't went well for them. Or rushing a Reinhart, thinking they can freeze him, only to be pinned against a wall after finding out they can't damage their shield for shit and he has teammates behind the shield that murder her when she comes near.

Mei's freeze is quite powerfull but for a skilled Mei, it's not even the most disruptive thing she can do.
Your Ice Wall breaks teams formation, letting your team have easy 6v3 engagements or breaking enemy Ultis entirely. Just gotta flank properly with them.
And your Cryofreeze isn't just self-heal. You use those 250 HP to get into the fight and draw attention to you, an high-priority target with your team behind you. When you get their attention and a bit of damage, you pop it to negate their work and force them to change targets. After they change focus, even if you aren't fully healed, you pop out and force them to change focus yet again, breaking their concentration or catching them flatfooted against your freeze.
Constantly forcing your oponents to change target is much, much more powerfull than her freeze.

Behold! OC art for the next Overwatch hero: Spyrdo!

People still playing this "hook-through-the-wall" "hanzo-arrow-shffft-'round-the-corner", game?

i don't get these people

You don't get hooked through walls, though. The hook has to land before you're out of sight, and even then I've had people get stuck on walls as I'm pulling them instead of going through like they should. When I land a hook on someone, they should be mine. The hook IRL would just pull them around the corner anyway. So checkmate.

And since it has no reeling mechanism, he would also have to do more than just yank it forcefully in order to get that to happen.

you're not yanking hard enough, then

What kind of weak homo gay man are you? A real man yanks it as hard as he needs.

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I wouldn't be surprised considering she's one of only two characters with more than one weapon.

I still cant get over the battleborne shill posting his whole life savings

I forget sometime but thats mostly because I kinda lose track of keeping people healed or buffed and flying around that I dont find much time to whip out my pistol

There's one with sound around, you have no excuse to use this one instead…


For fuck's sake, there's a moment there where a Widow actually shoots 3 or 4 times down a corridor with Genji murdering people right behind her.

Also, it's a neat contradiction, that video. There's a moment where a Pharah is using her Q and she's killed and doesn't win the game. And right after that, the dude in the video is using McCree with High Noon and getting a Triple Kill. But right after that, it's him using Pharah's Q against a McCree with High Noon and she manages to kill him.

In other words "Press Q to win the game if you actually know WHEN to press Q"

It's not a lack of force but rather that a strong yank would send them gliding through the wall, perpendicular to you. You'd have to either keep pulling or yank again after they are off the wall to send them near you. It's a matter of correcting speed vectors, not required strength.

Never played WoW. Can actually hit a moving target and his gun is the only one with a actual ballistic trajectory so… Unlike the TF2 engineer you have to actually work to be efficient, the turret only had some DPS & distraction.

Help me out here, fellas, a lot of my friends are all over this game.

So the game's concept is a class-based shooter wherein you can repick your characters to counter whatever setup the enemy currently has? So the match starts off, and you counter them so they change and counter you so you change and counter them and repeat until it's over?

Aside from the stupidity of the average player, what's stopping a 'real' match from ending up in a constant cycle of counterpicks? If there's nothing, how is the game fun?

Its not super heavy on the countering while some do better than others its not huge that ya gonna spend ebery death changing characters

Some characters are well-rounded enough that they don't have a real counterpick other than just being better than them. Like Soldier: 76. Other than that I don't know what to tell you other than endless counterpicking doesn't happen in practice.

In practice nobody swaps their heroes until it's 1 minute on the clock and they're about to lose.

That said, while some heroes counter others better, just about every hero can counter everyone except for tanks, those either require another tank or teamwork. Say if Widowmaker (sniper) gets flanked by a soldier she's still capable of taking him out either by her gas mine or grappling herself away and quickly sniping him.

Also your ultimate charge does not carry over when you change

I hate this game, but like Bastion. If I were to play it I'd probably pick him, and based on that, that description is surprisingly accurate.
Also it's not wrong about the masturbation part, I absolutely would get in bed with a robot probably Bastion himself as well

You can do well even if you're "counterpicked", to be honest. You just have to pick your fights well.

People don't swap their heroes quite as often as you think they would. People like to stick to their favorites.

Yeah, some of the counters are situational even. Reaper counters Road hog but we're still talking about a character that can hook Reaper and one-shot him.

I dont swap often like unless situations really favor a hero ill swap
Like today there was a symmetra a bastiom and a reinhart all on the same team so I swapped to junkrat and basically fucked over all of them just by bouncing balls everywhere

Roadhog can pretty much counter anyone

Simple:
Its not

Havent you got some semen rations to go collect

Good responses, thanks.


I'm aware it's not happening much right now, but eventually this game is going to hit its meta and you'll see the smarter moves made more often. 'In practice' will only last for so long.

no it isn't. I'm not talking about 1v1 in a vacuum, i'm talking about flankers moving up too far and other players overextending because they're getting too confident.

Also, the issues with Mei aren't really synonymous with the issues of Torb and Bastion. Torb's turrets and Bastion are both stationary wide open targets without no defense at all. Bastion doesn't have a "turn invincible" button or a "block line of sight" button if things get bad for him, otherwise I'd agree with you.

A Mei isn't a big deal if a team is coordinated and they know they're dealing with a Mei. PUGs aren't like that, and on one random team versus another, it's far easier to fuck people up as Mei than most other characters. The only times I've seen Mei do poorly is in the hands of horrible players, where the character pick isn't the problem.

If your idea of booty is ten year old boy ass

Yum.

WHY THESE NIGGAS FIGHTIN
IF THEY SUPPOSE TA BE ON THE
SAME TEAM

Because Blizzard's writers are trash and the only defense of the writing here has been

that's actually what i've been wondering
they're trying so hard to build some kind of world around these characters and give them all backstories and histories, etc., but at the end of the day you have a random, eclectic group of freaks and retards banding together to control a point or move a large shipment of something somewhere.

The gameplay makes absolutely no sense with whatever the fuck the story is, which should be based off the gameplay since that's all that actually matters. for fuck's sake, cod4's TDM had a more coherent story: marines versus jihadists.

That's actually a good question.

They actually aren't on the same team.
Overwatch is no more, or shouldn't be. It was done the day Ryes and Morrison died. Seems like Winston started it again, however there's the Talon Company now fighting with them, so at least 2 different teams, and Talon's motivations aren't even known yet.

And then there are the oddballs, like Junkrat and Roadhog. Those don't even belong to any corporation, they're just criminals looking to steal shit. Symetra's in the same boat as are a few others.

If you're asking why does Tracer and Widow end up in the same team, it's because fun and locking heroes so you wouldn't be able to play with them in a certain would not be as fun

Mercy
Nothing physical since I'm german and it's risky getting your hands on that not being a kike. Digital, yes.
Same. Though in this case it's because they only sell some kiked up commented version with more comment than Kampf. For like 120€.
Sometimes.

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… please tell me you didn't have an actual support

There was a Lucio.

That's sad

roadhog very often can get gold for heals because his self heal is so ridiculously much, and you can use it every 8 seconds or so.


gold with 12 kills
either your team was complete shit and your offense couldn't do anything for their lives, or the other team was complete shit and you rolled them in like 2 minutes.

when my brother and i play we'll usually get mid 20s in kills with the occasional mid 30s in a 10 minute game. i chalk that up to the sheer number of plebs playing this game tho

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Enjoy your ban

If I learned one thing from decades of gaming, it's that you never go to an official forum. Official forums are the fucking worst.

Full of "try buying the game :)" fags to legitimate buyers' questions, lots of blind defense, and a hivemind mentality which disables any discussion automatically, especially when there's a legitimate concern. For Overwatch, the servers, especially in EU, are shit, but the blizzdrones will defend the shitty servers despite having paid SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS for the game.

I just never go to forums anymore. It's way too slow, way too stupid, and the next best alternative to an official forum is Neogaf, which I wouldn't touch with a stick.

I will thank you

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP PLAYING/STACKING OFFENSE HEROES ON DEFENSE

correct. EVER. official forums are full of the worst possible cancerous faggots you will ever find this side of reddit. aside from practically guaranteed shitty moderation censoring anything overly negative, you're going to have an extremely painful concentration of some of the most diehard fanatic ass-kissers you've ever seen that somehow defy any semblance of what you'd consider rational thinking. It doesn't matter what the company does or what changes are made to the game in question, it could be absolutely horrendous, and yet these faggots will defend it to the death so much so that it defies all logic and rationale.

Real fans of games can love something while admitting its flaws or disliking what its developing company does, but there are so many people on official forums who seem like they'd jump on a grenade if the devs told them to. What the fuck is wrong with them? They're willfully blind fanatics who go on a crusade against even the slightest criticism.

I dont think the official OW forums are that bad. They do complain about shit like 20tick so it is not like they are 100% blizzdrones who defend everything they do

Reaper is pretty good at keeping the attacking team off the point, but other offense heroes suck at defending

user, it's 40.

c'mon son.

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hahaha holy shit
i'm not sure what's worse, the complete lack of any ability needed for all those kills, or the entire enemy team trying to tracer-cheese their way to victory

pretty sure im on the junkrat's side, fuck tracer, and that team was faggotry

Amazing how more important things have been going on lately and yet this thread is still active. Can't wait for Nier: Automata and Bannerlord like everyone else with taste and standards.

Reminder that no good shooters have come out so far this year, and that none will.

k

why are you in here?

that was a winning game. most games like that don't fly so good.

STILL NEED THIS

Not at all. I just like playing Reinhart because I like to smash people with a rocket hammer.

What's the significance of Jared Leto?

He's the lead singer of Thirty Seconds to Mars, played a tranny and won an award for it in Dallas Buyers Club, and is the new Joker in Suicide Squad.
Good looking guy when not doing roles like his last two, and sellout shit like Love, Lust, Faith, and Dreams. Not sure where he stands politically since I don't really follow him.

Not sure of significance.

To find out how many loot boxes you've bought.

If he is flamboyant or extremely outgoing or a wee bit crazy, the significance is that junkrat is extremely crazy and a wee bit outgoing.

He's a singer. Why would you care in what tickbox does he put his cross? It doesn't make his songs any better or worse. Fucking Holla Forums…


You do know threads aren't locked rooms from where no living soul escapes, right? People can check on those threads as well as this one.

I paused that webm and the point I paused it caused this frame to happen.

i dont know, they seem pretty on the ball for the most part.


what? pharah and soldier are excellent at defending. junkrat is ideal but some maps call for pharahs mobility.

Tracer and Genji are also good for killing the attacker's healers, particularly Mercy. Kind of important if you don't want them to 4-res on the point.

Plus the general strategy of picking off the enemy one at a time as they approach the point rather than all at once (again setting up an easy res)

I don't, which is why I don't know.
Please… Just fucking kill yourself. That was the fastest non-Holla Forums connection I've ever seen. You're very clearly grasping for a boogeyman.
Furthermore, their agenda leaked into the "This Is War" music video very clearly, almost ruining the song for me, not to mention their shitty version of "Hunter."

You'd make a good point if most of those threads weren't dead/extremely slow aside from the ones that had new games announced for their specific series. This thread kept going all week with no real noticeable slowdowns.

OP post date is 05/22/16

it's cyclical, thousands of posts have been deleted.

I know. I'm just pointing that out to someone who appears to be new.

my grandfather died in a cyclical thread

Considering how Pharah and Soldier are usually picked to crack open some tough defense, using them against attackers is weird. Even Reaper with 250 HP and self heal is a better choice.


Widowmaker and Hanzo both do the same thing but from a safe distance and keep being usefull way after that. Mei does the same thing in the same way as well but can survive for longer and keeps being usefull after killing those.

You do need damage when defending, otherwise they'll win an atrition war. But flankers get kills, not damage. Eventually the front line is dead and the flankers either stay quiet or go in and die.


Why would you mention not knowing his political affiliation if you don't know it and don't care about it? Why didn't you mention his favorite color\shoe size\favorite icecream or that you don't know or care what it is?
Fags like you should learn how to play an instrument (even voice) so you learn what actually matters in music…

If your thread isn't getting as much attention as others, maybe it's because people like different things? So much for the hugbox, I guess…
Thread slows down significantly for ameriburgers night.


your grandfather was a bad meme

spike spiegel class when
pyro/demoman-like class when

Widowmaker and Hanzo force the healers to take cover. That is NOT the same as killing them. They work best in tandem with a flanker, removing escape and help.

A safe distance away from the objective that they're not contesting.
Tracer can constantly blink and recall to keep contesting the objective.

What? Mcree I guess.


Mei, kinda.


Junkrat, and Reinhardt as demoknight.

I'm discovering that 76 is an absolutely incredible counter to toblerone, and bastion to an extent.

No shit, you going to tell me the sky is blue next? I'm talking about during E3 week.

Some people care about agenda pushing faggots, and I don't know if he's one for sure.
I said music video you fucking autist, it was in the music video. Also,
Fags like you need to learn how to project and sing from your stomach instead of your throat. So you can learn how to make a well balanced song.

No it means people in this thread (shills and blizzcucks) would rather talk about Overwatch than have fun shitposting about crappy games like it or talking about the few good games being announced.
Yes, and the sky is blue.

So a thread's been active for a month and you're curious as to why it's been active the past week? Are you sure you're not retarded?

She's only good if the enemy is retarded.

My god Blizzcucks have terrible reading comprehension.

Let's pick your dumbass post apart.

So threads that were slow/dead before E3 week continued being slow/dead during E3 week while this post that has been active for a month remained active during E3 week?
Do you think people can't browse more than one thread?

Wew lad I got salty that match. Never had a team that bad before.

There weren't slow/dead, that's the point you fucking moron, practically every thread on here but this one experienced unusual slowdowns during E3.
Then I clarified with the next point for you, since 2 and 2 is hard to put together apparently, that I was talking about a slowdown during e3 week. The only ones that didn't slow down were ones specifically related to newly announced titles.

You either can't fucking read, or you're doing this on purpose as form of misdirection. Either way, you need to fuck off.

theres nothing weird about it, they crack those defenses cause theyre lethal,
junkrat is also used to crack tough defenses. soldier has an aoe heal, and wont usually be taking as much damage as reaper since hes effective at safer ranges.
in the end, attackers need to be pressured too, mistakes need to be exploited, their healers need to be blowing their ults defending themselves instead of on your point, their own offense needs to be swat down and someones gotta chip away that reinhardts shield. and that someone isnt a torbjorn turret.
and all this is going to come down to you, since matchmaking wants you to lose.

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Even if he was, what would that change? And even if there were that kind of people here, why would you oblige them? People that care more about agenda pushing than the merit of the artist have no place here. They have Bioware forums for that.

You are everything wrong with the music industry, go fuck yourself. Videos were a mistake, music should have remained as something you could only HEAR, not see.
What does that have to do with lyrics? You could sing bathroom poetry amazingly well and it's a great music despite the shitty lyrics.

It doesn't mean jackshit because you don't know just how many people from here actually visit those threads or not. Unless you're an admin that can post a user's history, you don't get to make those claims without looking like a newfag.

Nier is a very niche JRPG with a story that's all kinds of fucked up and most people can't be arsed to learn it. Not to mention, isn't it a console exclusive? Why would you explect an exclusive to the bloodbornestation to be talked more than a multiplat game that's also on PC when about 90% of the Holla Forums userbase plays on PC?

Keep on missing the point Blizzcuck.

Also, is there anything left to discuss about Bannerlord? It's already a niche series due to graphics and quirky gameplay (that I still love) but unless there's new information about the game, there's hardly anything to talk about until it's released.

You're literally complaining that people aren't talking about a PS4 exclusive and a niche game that hasn't yet been released more than an overhyped AAA game that's being played right now and has some meta at least to discuss and porn to post

Why don't you think about this shit before you complain?

Then please, explain to me your coherent bewilderment at why a recently released game that receives active updates including a major balance update less than a week ago won't have active discussion during E3 week compared to much older games that haven't seen a patch in months.

Please insist again that you're not retarded.

no, that was your entire point from your first post in this thread

I've been in games with friends that we lost simply because one of the fags insists on the "2 tanks and 2 supports" meta. This is fine and nice most of the time when defending but for KOTH or attacking and even defending against competent teams it simply doesn't work. There's not enough damage to kill the other team and we lose every fight with pure atrition. It doesn't help that we are usually 4 and the offensive classes are handed over to the 2 random guys we can't VOIP with.

However, there's damage and damage. Sure Pharah and Soldier are lethal as fuck. But they also need to focus heavily someone to be worth the shots. A Soldier kills one person at a time and besides killing people, there's not much he can do. You could pick any Sniper for that role to actually do it faster and safer. Pharah has AoE but she's often airborne in someone's aim as well.
You compare that with Junkrat that can safely spam shit from a wall and get damage on lots of people at the same time and Junkrat's simply superior.

Tracer can keep blinking to contest points but she can't stay there for long and she'll run out of blinks. When she does, the next fight is gonna be 5v6 unless she doesn't contest the point, completely missing the point. Mei can do the same and even be invulnerable while doing so.

I'd say 2 Offense Heroes is more than enough on defense. If you need more, you actually need better Defense to hold them. And flankers don't work at all, unless it's payload and there's a long way behind the payload, otherwise you want the pressure all kept to the same spot.


Don't forget: E3 was probably one of the most lackluster this year. Even for nomalfag tier, there's practically nothing there for them. Just Skyrim HD edition and Quake Champions or Zeldo as the biggest games shown.

Jesus, is that your opinion or are you just remarking on normalfag tastes?
I haven't played Zelda since Wind Waker came out on Gamecube, don't care much for it

I would've thought the biggest games there would be Death Stranding and MADDEN among others I can't remember right now.

Not my opinion. I didn't followed much the E3 but the few that leaked outside the thread was that Bethesda was gonna make a remake of Skyrim with "shiny new graphics" and call it a remaster (the same shit that happened with The Last of Us) as well as working on Quake Champions, something that has literally no market.

The new Zelda at least looks different from the previous ones. Has crafting and actual open world and dungeons are said to be optional i.e. you can beat the game without clearing dungeons.
Some people are saying it's looking like a Dragons Dogma clone.
I don't know if it's gonna be good (probably not) but Twilight Princess is gonna be good from now on :^) and this is Nintendo doing something wildly different with their IP (as far as Nintendo usually goes) so either Japan has lost it or it's the end times.

Last I heard, they haven't even chosen an engine to work with. Just a live action movie for the trailer or somethin and that was it.
Who cares at this point? They don't even need to show it if they want to sell it.

Eh, the trailer is nothing special itself. You're right about that. But aside from say MGS4 and the first Zone of the Enders, Kojima's never really made a bad game in my opinion. I can't say I'm really 'hyped' for Death Stranding as there's nothing to be hyped about, but I'm looking forward to it.

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Literally anything Kojima has touched was bad, though.

Everything you progressive loving faggot. You demean the value of your product when you use it to force your shitty views on society.
People that don't care are the actual ones with no merit you hypocritical faggot. How dare you try to bitch about Holla Forums and then turn around and say that I'm bad for hating forced politics where it doesn't belong.
Kill yourself.

How am I everything wrong for pointing out one small example of agenda pushing in their products? I still like the song for fucks sake. Quit being so autistic. Hell no one even explained the relevance of Jared Leto there, I was just explaining who he was and what he did.
I guess it doesn't, you have a point. All I'm trying to say is that good lyrics are nice, and matter if you're trying to say anything coherent beyond just vocalizing. I like a balance of good singing, good music, and good lyrics.
I know that OW gets shit on everywhere but here. So a miniority.
Newfag=/=individual with observational standpoint. Surely you can articulate yourself a little better than that, especially when you're the OW fanboy. Sounds like projecting to me.

Nier is an action game with RPG elements. But you've never even looked at the game beyond a cursory Google search haven't you?
Where do you think you are? This isn't Reddit. Most of Holla Forums's favorite games are niche, and for damn good reason. But please, call me the newfag like the revisionist piece of shit that you are.
The same reason most threads are about older games, and console oriented stuff. The fact that a PS4 exclusive was talked about constantly on here. Bloodborne

Oh, you mean like it's new E3 showing and the fact that it's going to be open source for modders? 8ch.net/v/res/9731268.html
And on the platform that "90% of Holla Forums users use?" That's a lie in of it's own since many people here primarily use handhelds and toasters for old games.

Yes goyim only the big games matter, don't talk about the niche ones because only the hyped ones deserve the attention. There were no good games announced at E3 this year.
t. shill

What about South Park, Nier Automata, Bannerlord, Gravity Rush 2, Nioh, Purse Owner 5, Shadow Warrior 2 (might have been wrong about the shooter bit earlier), Tekken 7, Yooka Laylee, hell even that Spiderman game that is being made by Insominac sparks some form of fucking interest. No one gives a shit about most of the generic crap they talk about during the big presentations you normalfag.

Even the actively patched games slowed down.
I guess I have no excuse at this point being surprised that morons with shit taste, would rather talk about their pile of shit than doing something else. My apologies, Blizzcuck.

No, that's you grossly oversimplifying things. No one is sperging because x game is being discussed in x thread, I want you fags to stay in this thread. I was mocking you for caring more about OW than possible quality games coming out.

What is MGSV? A bad game.

Yeah? Well, that's just like your opinion, man.


Care to name them and their release dates?
Keep being mad that people talk about a game in the single thread about said game you're making a poor case for yourself not being retarded when you make replies like
As if people can't browse more than one thread.

Yep, I am perfectly aware that you cancer actively shit up the board by leaking from your containment thread.
Use the catalog and cross-reference with recently released MP or SP games.
See,
2015, still being updated
These games receive free content patches months after their release every year.
They aren't even fucking close to being done with fixing DS3.
etc.

So you're comparing year old games to a game that was released less than a month ago? Thanks for confirming you just have a salty axe to grind.

I'm surprised that the Dark Souls thread lost activity during E3, though.

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I don't care about agendas in products. I ignore them. If the product is shit or not is what decides if I get it or not.
The political view of someone does not affect the quality of said product, and if it does, it's the quality that decides me dropping it, not the political views.

Didn't said that, did I, you turbo autist?
If people don't want to talk about it, they aren't gonna talk about it. Unless you are suggesting "post quotas for unpopular games"

Nier is a game for the PS4, a console not even 10% of Holla Forums has, while Overwatch is on PC AND consoles. How did you even expect conversation about one to be on the same level as the other?

Yeah, but I'm used to it by now, since I was a dedicated Medic player back in TF2 as well.

I simply like empowering people into doing amazing things.

You asked for new games that are still being updated. Pic related.

I pity you.
Where are these newfags coming from?

You implied it by dismissing games that would be more popular normally on this board than the flavor of the month shit like OW.
The same Bloodborne recieved a lot more discussion than the newest Cowaduty game. One is good and the other isn't even arguably good. If this were Reddit, I'd expect the more hyped and popular shit to take more of the attention, but people generally have way better taste than that. Guess it's bad timing that this released right before Summer.

Additional point, there's never been a good game that pandered to SJWs or was made by them. They barely play vidya and don't understand what makes good and engaging gameplay.

heres a reply, write me another essay about your garbage taste

South Park 1 was garbage so who cares.
Nier Automata was shown last year.
Bannerlord was announced years ago.
Shadow Warrior 2 was shown last year.

Wew.

Would you also happen to be a gay, submissive bottom?

Stick of Truth was OK, new one actually improves upon the original and isn't made by Obsidian.
The rest of these don't matter since we're being shown a lot of new stuff for these games now.

Calling out someone for moving goalposts only works if the 'new' position is unreasonable. The only case you would had was Dark Souls. I'll just give you a little hint here that might help you out. One single active thread losing activity during E3 is not clear evidence of some vaguely defined problem with users on this board. Some people will post about shit you don't like. If it really bothers you, you can hide the thread. It's that easy.

Keep being retarded behind a filter since you're clearly not here for even negative discussion. You just want to bitch and moan that things aren't going your way and now you'll get to bitch and moan about someone using a feature of the site to dismiss dumb unsubstantiated opinion without having to look at it. Bonus points if you mention I must be from some other site for using said feature of this site.

sure man, its such a wonderful exciting deep skyrim-like

I didn't dimiss shit except for your autistic fit that people aren't talking about the games you like, despite the fact that they are console exclusive.

Bloodborne was a followup on the Souls series, it got more discussion because at this point, it's like Super Mario for Nintendo. And Dark Souls 1 and 2 were not multiplat. Think there might be something there?

don't play and post, don't play and post, don't play and post…

Super Mario for Sony. And they were multiplat.

I'm not sure if you meant on release, but Dark Souls 1 and 2 are both multiplatform.

Oh, all right.

He can't read
"The same Bloodborne recieved a lot more discussion than the newest Cowaduty game. One is good and the other isn't even arguably good. If this were Reddit, I'd expect the more hyped and popular shit to take more of the attention, but people generally have way better taste than that. Guess it's bad timing that this released right before Summer."
The feature is for spammers, but OK. Lalala and all, don't care that much since I was actually trying to derail the thread this time. Negative discussion with normalfags is impossible I've learned. Thanks for helping.

Poor bait. 4/10, got a few replies.

It was an exclusive paid for and owned by Sony. It received discussion because it was arguably a good game.

oh shit it was a ruse. guess you better lay off of him or youll just be playing right in to his hands.
ha ha if they stop replying to you then you arent retarded right?

Seeing as I like helping people, achieving things and a team, and liking dick…

I'd say that makes me rather straight, actually. And I'm a hard domme.

It was a game made by From Soft that played almost identical to the Dark Souls series. There was interest on it due to inheritance and many comparisons established about it.
It was indeed a good game but discussion and interest came mostly from that.

You gotta realize that a console exclusive action RPG that has ALWAYS been console exclusive, pretty niche and niponese as fuck with traps and a weird story simply isn't gonna have that much discussion involved, especially before it's even released.

Hell, I've lurked the threads before and I want to play the game. But it's PS4 and I ain't buying a console just for a game or 2. Call me when it's ported to PC and maybe then people will want to discuss it more.

I wasn't pretending to be retarded, that was you a couple of posts ago. I still stand by the shit I say, and didn't say it because "hurr bait"

You do make a good point here, but it would be the first time that niche games have outdone popular ones on this board in terms of discussion.

yes, so does everyone else. welcome to the internet

*wouldn't

Junkrat is a quality member of the team. Unlike some of the other supports, he always has your back.

junkrat and soldier are the answer to most of the problems youll face

Crippling debt.

Violence is always the answer.

blow up something, blame dementia.
Get peaceful life in chill prison

why do you think he faked his own death?

The song in this video is familiar. What's it from?

I just realized it's Corridors of Time.

D.Va is the goblin that keeps on giving.

Well sadly it's not one of those. From what I've heard of the story, the game isn't for everyone and let's not try to drag normalfags into it. They couldn't even wrap their heads around the idea of a girl with a feminine dick that's actually a dragon that's actually a god. At least, that's what I got from the threads.


Eh? He can't even heal. Besides, the moment trouble comes, he blows himself away. At least Zenyatta can't do anything but stay and fight.

You'd think that the meme would be seen as "gamers accepting a girl as one of their own" but instead it's "mysoginy made them defile her!".
It's like french people giving a baguete and some cheese to a newcomer they are ready to accept and everyone starts crying "they are turning him into a gay faggot!"

HOW THE WORLD REALLY SEES HER

we won but literally at overtime on the final foot of distance, fucking good symmetras are rare but untold.

this is how we combat the tumblr
we take it back from them
Junkrat isnt trans he is a racist australian bogan

take every image and shop in "straya, cunt"

Junkrat probably is a racist abo-hating cunt in all honesty.

Junkrat is literally ripped out of Mad Max

Then why are they one of the biggest sources of OC of these images?
Or, at least, constantly posting them on there?

Tumblr's made up of people with talent and creativity and the people who hate them.

well yea
he needs to have a fuck off were full picture

Yeah, but just like how people here always say "Holla Forums isn't one person", it's the same on other sites.
And the consensus seems to be that people are leaning into the "Dorito Goblin" personality.
I don't think I see people crying about it. Or, if there are, it must be some minority of people, same way there's someone who complains about anything.

it only takes one SJW to start it, there are super impressionable retarded children

sjws are a vocal minority, yes. a vocal minority that many people let walk all over them because their weapon of choice is guilt

Sounds a lot like here…


Not sure how that's related.
But my point is, that I don't think they're taking any offense to it. Which is fine, because some of the images to come out from it have been solid.

I'm mad as fuck Holla Forums

how do you deal with snipers, specifically widowmakers? I try to flank her with genji/reaper but sometimes she's either in spots where she can see me coming from any angle or protected by her team

Winston's a pretty good Widow counter assuming Widowmaker isn't being played by some Korean cunt that'll headshot you once while you jump towards him and headshot you again after you land.

mei and phara can scare her out of position fairly well, any sort of return fire makes them fuck off for awhile

Could you even possibly have more shit taste in vidya than that?

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Kojima never worked on Silent Hill 1-3.

its all true

i feel winston is not good at flanking though, but i'm pretty terrible with him


both those heroes would just get killed or left with low health before they could do anything

by the way, I was mostly upset at this spot in particular

Winston is terrible at flanking, but he's a tank for a reason.
In that area, Winston can go up the stairs in the back to get on the balcony you see from there. From that balcony you just jump up and either kill or force Widowmaker out of position. Most of her team won't be able to easily deal with you while you're up there.

she truly is the bride of kek.

the yellow spot is very good for just a poke to force her to move

your best option is to pepper her from behind reinhardts shield with anything that can reach her. preferably your own widowmaker since that actually has a good shot at killing her. with how risky it can be to approach her, sometimes forcing her to move and letting your team slowly gain ground is what youll have to consider dealing with her. your options on how to do that depend on the map and her teams awareness.
a decent widow can deal with anyone whos supposed to flank or jump on her thanks to her short charge time and snipers wetdream of a skill set, if youre going to jump on her and kill her make it fucking quick. supposedly the "pros" will run two winstons just to deal with widowmaker and a mercy supporting her, and often still fail to kill her.

thanks, i didnt expect anyone to give constructive advice to someone who's just whining about the game

this is sexy

I don't think there's much relatable here, and feels like a lotta projecting.

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Posting this here for a friend

I don't understand this one bit.

Traditional or restaurant food? There IS a difference.

I am laughing pretty hard: you nailed it.

all the people I know who play reaper play him because he's fun and fills the same role the scout does in TF2

so i dont think thats very accurate

zarya is correct minus the skill level bit
source: transferring from gold level TF2 heavy to zarya due to familiarity and muscle power

I'm gonna be making one of these charts soon enough

i used to think he was garbage, and i still kind of do but i realize he has a role to play. after i realized his leap did knockback and damage and that his ult heals him he felt a lot better. when you ult, take note of how it vastly reduces the cooldown on monkey leap. leap can be hard to use for the damage though since it has a minimum range, exploit walls and slow ceilings when you can if youre already in zap gun range and want to leap for damage. in most matchups hes entirely reliant on his shields cooldown, but if you place it right you can take out most 200 health and below characters. remember that enemies inside the bubble cant shoot you if youre outside of it, so dance around if they get aggressive.

I play Junkrat, but I stay on point to get more people in my traps. He's also fun.

saved

is there some famous streamer telling retards to instant lock in fucking lucio no matter what map or team comp for a instant win?
I swear to fuck every game someone is doing this shit and getting out healed and out played by me as mei

I think there is actually a video that says "WHY LUCIO IS MATHEMATICALLY THE BEST CHARACTER" so that could be it

Is that why i've been seeing more shitter Lucio's outside of KoH maps lately?

I don't know, but Lucio is the only passive support character I see. He heals himself and others. He can also speed boost.
He has an awkward hitbox.
He is a fast moving character.
his gun has a decent range and that pushback ability can help get people off you.
All you have to do to fill a support role with him is just stick to your group. If your group stays on the payload or on the capture point LIKE THEY SHOULD then you've done your support job.

He's the support character for people who don't like to play support characters.

Why is junkrat so much fun?


Or have good enough taste to be fans of Jet Set Radio. That's why I like him.

what does this data say about me?

what is this website again?

I always was wondering how many people playing Overwatch would even understand the reference or homage / aesthetics they're pulling from for Lucio. Especially the more overt visuals like some of his sprays.

So, I'm sure everyone lumps you into the being an urban youth, that likes dubstep and minority representation in games.


It says you should give up the ghost on D.Va
Also, what site is that from?

there's masteroverwatch.com and watcher.gg

you can also see some stats on playoverwatch.com but it's not as well organized.

Blowing things up is fun, that's why. The best is getting people in the bear trap and blowing the mine under them up.
You also trigger people with him, so that's fun too.

my dick gets hard when i throw a bear trap under a hibernating mei and watch as they get totally fucking blasted when they unfreeze and i double-pop them with my ping pong cannon

The mine and bear trap combo well. The bear trap once triggered deals 80 damage and the mine deals 120 leaving most nontanks really hurt if not outright dead.

I don't do poorly as D.Va, but if my team comp is bad or if I've got a bad feeling I'll switch from Tracer to D.Va

She tanks my bad stats

I pop them with a frag for good measure. I just like when TRIGGERED flashes on the screen.

fug mine isnt updating

Did all of you buy the game or is there some way to play f2p on PC? Genuinely curious because it seems weird that so many people on Holla Forums would spend $60 on a multiplayer only game.

40$*

I spent 60 though because im a TF2 autist who likes class based FPS, worth it cause i can be DEMOMAN reyes

no matter what the shitposters tell you this is a fantastic game

if you're just checking your stats for the first time it'll take a while

Wew 46% win rate. I feel like a shitter now.

Ausfag who spent $60 here, it's not without problems but I genuinely like it.

Don't be. Just play a few more games and the matchmaking will let you steamroll for that forced 50%.

you haven't even TOUCHED most of the characters

Only idiots would buy the Collector's Edition

See
Because I've got hundreds of hours of TF2 logged, and love Vanilla TF2, but there's no real way to justify the purchase.
All you get is extra skins for the game, assuming you aren't deep in the Blizzard ecosystem, so all the other boni for Diablo III, WoW, Hearthstone, are all meaningless to you.
Not to mention, they're not too good, nor are the skins really worth it. The other legendary skins for the 3 or so Champions are better than the CE skins.

That said, it's an alright game. A bit too casualized, for my taste. Community is pretty unreliable, so unless you have good friends that play, be ready to basically flip a coin on whether you get a solid team or not.

I'm already level 40-something, and even by 25 or 30, I was kinda growing weary of the lack of content. All I was doing was going Loot Chest to Loot Chest, and the 3 White items and 1 Blue chests were beginning to wear me down.
So, it may be worth it to wait til they add more updates, before you get in on it.

I feel like this site isn't counting properly though, I've definitely played Reinhardt more than 19 times. How does it handle games where you play more than one person, does it just count what you were at the end?

I was just thinking about that, looking at my own stats.
I assume it must be either who you were last, or whomever you played the majority of the match as.

yet another skin I;ll never use since I like toasted far more than the stupid ass ICP one

also the CIA pose

shame emotes are also really fucking bad because they lock you in place when doin them

eh

But they do let you peek corners, so there's that.

I'm pretty sure that's just universally true unless you're BAAAAAAAAAAD

never even thought about that
still cant really see many uses, maybe trying to find where a turret is before using your ult on like junkrat or something

I actually didnt know the regular price was $40. I might look more into it as a lot of my friend switched from CSGO/assfaggots to Overwatch. Do any of the support characters have depth beyond teleporters/healing?

Is this game still shit with an ASSFAGGOT-tier community?

sure I guess
but aint all online games just shit with assfaggot-tier communities now days? even monster hunter was full of frenchies

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why would his melee change? it's already his hook.

The average player is so fucking bad

It's just so fucking bad

They don't know what the fuck they're doing!

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anyone wanna play?

steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee/

It annoys me so much on maps I'll be off on the side ducking and dodging 3 enemies and some how my entire team dies to the rest of theirs and im still left alive

Overwatch isn't on steam

not your army etc etc

every time

Don't respond to him he is a gay attention whoring avatarfag from the 4 am threads.

isnt naz just auto ban like ralpshill and ruggarell?

I'm on steam much more consistently than battle.net

nice trips

I don't know who Naz is this guy avatarfag as the one huniepop girl

Are you trying to say that there are too many Bastion players?

shut up and play overwatch with me

yea its naz a very ugly tranny that has been trying to pull this autism routine for years on halfchan avatarfagging and shitting up every online game thread ever

I'll ask mark about it I suppose

like how fucking bad at this game do you have to be to die 11 times as Reinhardt?

My computer is broken if I see you in a 4 am thread once it's fixed I'll add you you fucking whore

Every fucking time.

I only post in the 4am threads maybe once every ten nights

If you routinely post in those threads you're a giant faggot, no matter how sporadic.

heh, little to they know that finding and destroying my teleport would be far more damaging

who's cuter, D.Va or Mei?

strawpoll.me/10515228

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I'd Roadhog over Zarya tbh fam

Have a better poll, faggot.
strawpoll.me/10515326

That Mercy one is dead on

what the HECK

every fucking game I have played today has had a instant lock lucio and torb that do nothing the entire game

xavier skin for zenyatta please?

poo in loo

what do you think mei's butthole tastes like

shit

do you really think all shit tastes the same

you tell me

it definitely varies
shit is a pretty wide category

guys

who would win

every hero in overwatch vs kevin from home alone

kevin has a week's prep time and knows the ins and outs of each hero

the heroes know nothing other than that kevin is preparing

Well considering most of his traps relied on the robbers not having a gun or billy jacking his ass, I'd say the OW team has a decisive advantage.

Jesus, every single game i've played has been a fucking loss this morning.
Time to walk away.
My teams are so fucking retarded.

I take out every one of the enemies holding a point in a surprise attack. I die in the process.
Where are they?
Fucking around like they're scared to enter the god damn point.

I never fully appreciated just how deep the COD poison went into the well.

retards think its like an assfaggot where you can just keep chipping away at them
I see retards waste their alts so often like mercy just using it as soon as its up instead of saving it for big fights

hell today I took out 3 people on junkrat with his alt at a point and my whole team is just shooting at a fucking reinhart shiedl

I need reaction faces. Particularly edits of anakin_laughing.jpg

better yet, Who would win:
Ed (from ed edd and eddy) or all of overwwatch defending kevin's house with kevin from home alone, he has however long he needs to prep. and kevin from ed edd and eddy is there too with his bike

the real question is

Ed with eddy's brother's car, or the entire universe

sent :^)

Lucio the healing nigger has a very effective push as his alt fire that can be used to stop people from entering the point at the last second.

Mercy can either buff damage or heal with her beam, reviving people with her ult. Her pistol's shit.

Zenyata can demolish even tanks on his own with the usage of his discord orb. Probably the worst healer of the bunch because his harmony orb is shit. Ult makes him invincible and produces AOE healing field like normal Lucio.

Symmetra can also reck tanks with her alt fire that's an chargeable orb which goes through everyone's shields. Slow as fuck but devastating at close range, especially if her turrets are nearby. All according to keikaku - the character.


Today we've taken the temple of anubis in less than 3 minutes, moments like that are so satisfying that they make up for the dozens of matches with idiots.

Yeah.
I guess the one saving grace is that the matches have been close, coming often down to the wire. But it just feels so fucking frustrating.

Like I don't get it about this game. Other games really close matches, even when losses, felt at least fulfilling. This game, the losses feel fucking horrible and they feel even more horrible the closer it was to a win. Like I'd rather get fucking stomped outright than be in a really close match and lose.

Maybe its because of the time factor?

Man, Junkrat is fucking great.

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The charge destroys the trap before it can trigger though.

Are you high?

no its not, its actually pretty damn good because it has a nice range and you dont need to be that near to anyone meaning you dont need to be closer to combat

Really? Huh. I somehow managed to snag him mid-charge. No clue how, then.

this game is full of little things like that.
If you're genji, you can deflect Mei's ice drone and it will freeze her own team

Meant to say it heals with no input from the player like Lucio


Dunno man, I just had a really close one where we lost, but at least it felt satisfying sneaking up on the defending team with Pharah, pop ulti and get a quad kill, letting the team push the payload right to the end but the respawned enemy team rekt their shit.
Just keep your fingers crossed you get a team where everyone has an IQ in the tripple digits eventually.


He can heal one person well but in general Zenyatta can't heal the team as efficiently as the other healers. I've got a gold for healing as soldier 76 with zenyatta present on our team once.

I tried to do the same thing before and tossed it down in front of him as he was coming at me, it blew up when he touched it

I prefer using the concussion mine to send him flying while he's doing it, it's funnier.

Yea and ive got gold with mei with a mercy on the team
Sometimes people are shit

His healing aside, he's a dangerous sniping motherfucker, I just hide as soon as I get a discord orb.


I'll never forget the time a reinhard came at me at Numbani spawn and I pushed him off as Pharah. There should be more places where you can drop people.

I was playing him today and just couldnt hit shit like was doing so damn bad
Then again so was my teams I played with so I didnt feel bad especially when they just ignored me asking one of the 2 genjis to switch to junkrat or something not utter usless vs a torb and bastion

I usually single out tanks and other big targets, after hitting them with Discord. If we have a reinhart he gets Harmony. I wish his healing was a bit better, like the Harmony orb created a healing aura around the target or something.

How can I get it through peoples' thick skulls that they need to stay behind muh Reinhard shield to take out turrets and Bastions?
I know the window of opportunity isn't that great but it's better than continuously running out in the open and dying.

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure how it happened. Might've caught him at the tail end of his charge, maybe? Hell if I know. Was still pretty funny though.

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I just want a legendary zenyatta skin and maybe symmetrai like the epic pharra skins morr than legendary

So far ive got the valkyrie mercy that I like but prefer the devil ones
Icp clown junkrat and blackbeard torb neither of those I will use since fuck torb and I like my other junkrat skin more

and a lot worse besides. i would believe it was greifing if this wasnt how all french players use mei.

Its all shills and autistic fags who dont know better user.
Come back tomorrow and youll find the exact same IDs with the occasional (1) and/or (3), that if he hasnt waited for the cyclical to kill all his replies.

PFFFFFFF
I'm here for the shitposting and qt robutts.

I got the game, but I didn't pay for it. My friend has a bad habit of dragging people onto whatever hype train he's riding. But I've been enjoying myself so it's fine.

At least the 40$ has been already corrected…

Consider that you're probably gonna get a lot more playtime with these kind of games than singleplayer ones. Consider that having a playtime of 40 hours for a singleplayer game makes it incredibly long for most people but 400 hours for multiplayer-only is pretty much just the default.

I'm not saying all those 400 hours are gonna be good, but even if just half of them are fun, that's 200 hours of fun for the same price you'd pay for 40 hours in a singleplayer game.
Besides, you can pirate singleplayer games, you can't really pirate multiplayer ones unless there's a paralell community to them.

I still prefer singleplayer games because you can often do much more fun things in them. Genji is just a very nerfed Corvo Attano, for instance.
But for something to play with a few friends every now and then, to play against humans instead of bots, to play for fun and not competition, it's pretty great.

But people should still buy the singleplayer games they like, otherwise companies will think that the cash is all on multiplayer and we get forced multiplayer gamemodes again like Bioshock 2.

i dont think these people understand its an arena shooter, a low skillcap one, but a pvp shooter nonetheless.

you should pick someone other than d.va, not as useful in a competitive environment

Some people want to play their "main" and only that. I have a friend who will play widowmaker even if we're in the final push and all we need is to rush and win. nope ill stay back here and snipe so it looks like I'm helping!

Fantastic.

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Check the forums. He probably made a thread

I love the idea that some CURRENT YEAR looking motherfucker sat down to be a lazy support to pass the time as his transboi gf cucks and he hears "MMMM YO, MUTHFUCKA, I JES WANNA SPREAD MEIS FAT ASS, STICK MY FACE DEEP IN DAT CHO-CO-LIT STAR FAYSH AND FUKKIN SLUPS TILL THA COWS COME HOME" From Widowmaker followed by "FUCKING NAH MAN, FUCKING TRACA? THAT TIGH BOOTY? I WANNA STICK MAH TUNG SO FAR INSAHD OF HERSELF I CAN TASTE HER SUPPER FROM LAST NIGHT, HOO-HOOOO!" as the the tumblrina starts to shake from PTSD and pisses himself and has to take his xanax to stop the vapours.

Of course the darkies go straight for the booty.

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To be fair as a honky i could understand wanting to hotdog one at least.

Is that Mei booty?

I just want to slap it and watch it jiggle to a stop for like a solid minute.

I hate to see Tracer at this point because I know they are usually going to be completely useless. I don't mind reaper because even retards can usually manage to accidentally be useful with him but seeing Tracer just lets me know it's going to be a 5v6.

Also how do I get git gud at defending Holla Forums? I usually find that if the enemy team groups up I am completely screwed because my team usually insists on being useless.

gg, no re

alternativly

amp a Bastion hitting a Reinhard shield for entertaining results

Zarya just isn't good, and I refuse to believe anything else until I see otherwise.

Zarya is amazing if you time your shields well and spam secondary fire. Her primary fire is pretty worthless, I come to find. I use it like a long distance melee, to finish off low health assholes.

Her primary fire has more than double the DPS of her secondary fire and needs to be reloaded much less frequently. At full charge her primary does 190DPS to the secondary's 90DPS.

At full charge. It's irksome to get that far when it decays so quickly and you need to basically duck-and-shoot. Unless you have a teammate that insists on shoving their face into some enemy fire. Also it's like trying to hit something with a needle.

At 0 charge it's 95DPS vs the secondary's 45.
It's not all that great at 0 charge but still has longer range and greater damage than Reinhardt and Winston if you can keep the beam on your target.

why does no one in this game talk?

I wonder that too. I talk a lot, but I might as well not. Nobody talks back or cares.

I'm suprised aswell.
Do we need to activate voicechat?
I see myself joining channels…

I don't like the way my voice sounds so I avoid using a mic. I mean I don't have a mic anyways. But typing orders takes me out of the fight, and trying to communicate on-the-fly is irksome. Doesn't help that I've got fuckall for options. Basically "heal me" "My ultimate is charging/(almost)ready" and "Group up!"

And these are ignored 90% of the time, it seems.

Maybe I should just offense heroes if I'm pugging.

I hate my voice too, but I still try and get info out. Are you one of those guys with a girl voice or do you just hate your voice?

Maybe so, but I'm better at lobbing her secondary around than I am at focusing her tiny laser, so it works better for me.

girl voice. not that bad but sometimes I get called "ma'am" on the phone. thank fuck for text messages or I'd never get anything across.

What, is that pillow filled with bricks or something?

no, but liters of crusty cum

I try to talk from time to time when I remember, but I grew up in an age where voice chat wasn't that common, and I rarely had a microphone anyway, so I'm just used to playing in silence.

So when's there going to be guilds or groups or whatever you want to call them? I know like zero people who play this game and I wouldn't mind getting down with some other anons.

While I find that hot as fuck, I understand why you don't talk. I just have a nastily voice.

How about you record something for us user?

I like the balance with Widowmaker. Defiantly not as OP as she used to be, but still very useful in combat.

Probably once competitive mode launches at the end of the month

So where's the problem in getting a Reinhard, a Mercy and a Zarya glued to your ass once you ask for help?

Any EU guys want to have some games?

Viking#23177

Prefer to have people with mumble but in game voice is alright.

I want them to nerf Bastion, he does way to much damage in turret mode which is further exacerbated by the bobblehead sized head hitboxes so all he has to do is sort of glance in your direction and you're dead.

Oh boy.

Already added you MediLoli, but I'm watching the Girls und Panzer Film with now

They refuse to nerf him. They've basically been explaining what you can do to counter balance him on their twitter.


archive.is/Tc4oA

Hey guys do you want to here a joke?

Junkrat takes skill.

Gif related.

you say "refuse" like he needs it

git gud

maybe it hadnt activated yet? i havent had it happen in like a week, but i used to catch chargin hardts all the time.
could also be lag, seems like my worst games have weird laggy shit like hooking a zenyatta that goes behind me

He actually takes a lot of skill.
Your understanding on junkrat gameplay is that you sit in a spot where enemies cant see you and you shoot arching bombs over a wall and expect results and lay a trap + mine to stop people from killing you from behind.

A competent Junkrat is right in the fray, shooting accurate bombs that usually hit the enemies directly, he uses his mine to execute low health targets, to rocket jump around to reach higher places and he constantly lays traps in critical points which can stop backdooring tracers and reapers. He also knows how to move the RIP-tire in a manner that enemies have difficulties trying to destroy it and also use its wall climbing to its fullest potential.

Also staying in the middle of a fight gives your passive more chances to kill people.

He's more fun that way too. Being very aggressive. It shows when one on the other team is pissing my team mates off with how well he plays it.

There's something satisfying about using your mine to jump over a reinhart+mercy for some explosive flanking…after setting a trap behind the mercy to keep her still.

I've played more of him than anyone. I play others too, don't get me wrong, but I always find myself back to playing Junkrat.

please stop your killing me

this is taking the joke to far

ill admit he has a low skill floor, if youve played any video games before and know how to throw a mine at someones face after you hit them with a grenade youre already better than 70% of the players in the game. i see so many junkrats who forget they have a bear trap and sticky bomb. and it doesnt take half a brain cell to spam grenades at reinhardts shield which is a big deal.
speaking of reinhardt vs junkrat, has anyone had trouble throwing the mine behind him lately? i remember in open beta one of my favorite things to do would be to launch an enemy reinhardt away, but now it seems to just bounce off his shield

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I don't care if people think he takes no skill. I have fun.

I find it hilarious that for every other hero concepts like "aiming at the enemy", "using your skills" and "not wasting your ult" are considered the most basic of basics, but for Junkrat players it's some sort of high-level play that "takes a lot of skill."

i find it hilarious how hard people try to justify mercys absurd ult charge rate and instant cast time
the only reason her ult is that ridiculous is so people can drag their girlfriends into the game prove me wrong

the problem with Junkrat is that his set up times for his traps are too fast and that turns them into projectiles.

At the very least Mercy's ult should have a windup before it triggers - it's ridiculous that you can wipe the entire enemy team, only to have her swoop in from on high and resurrect everyone, despite dying the moment after she hits Q.

you know what else? the generous hitboxes in the game make the traps much larger than they appear
but its hilarious so i never say anything bad about it.

There's literally nothing you can do to stop her ult unlike every other ult in the game aside from Zarya's which isn't immediately as game changing to begin with. A Zarya ult needs to be followed up on.

But I'd hate to nerf Mercy considering how much better Lucio is in almost every way except for his ult.

yeah, ow's characters are really well made. the initial designs are just the best for most of them so i tend to end up just not using the skins.
that's not counting zarya, she's terrible in every way. has no direction or style. feels like they didn't really know where they were going with that character

have you also noticed that they can bug through maps sometimes making them practically invisible.

I haven't noticed that at all. Do you have screenshots?

If you mean how enemy Junkrat bear traps sometimes sink into the floor leaving only the tips of their teeth visible, that's by design. Enemy traps are meant to be less visible than friendly traps.

it may be intentional, because ive never noticed that with my own or teammates traps, only enemies

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I have a hard time believing that's a design feature because it looks buggy as fuck.

How else do you suggest traps be hidden?

Why do they need to be hidden?

Just place them better.

because theyre still painfully obvious. ive only ever backed in to them

The only skillful way to play junk rat is by making trap basketballs

I can think of only two spots on one map of all the maps in the game where people might legitimately fall for the trap due to a failure to notice them if they had their normal visibility. Any other place would just be so out of the way that they're effectively useless. They're not even hard to spot in their current state.

Well they still need to be slower to set up and I'm never backing down on that.

Butthurt tracer player detected.

nope

some people just get ultra pissed when they get cc'd in an fps for whatever reason.

This in spite of the fact that they can get killed just as easily. The presence of stuns in an FPS isn't any more anathema than the presence of snipers, except there's actually a chance that you can recover from a stun with good teamplay/positioning.

I don't think you understand, Junkrats are using the trap like a stun grenade and I'm saying they should slow the animation down so it deters people from doing that and actually using the thing as a trap.

Autism speaks

Yeah I wasn't responding to you specifically. Junkrat's trap isn't a "stun" afterall.

Just an opinion I've heard thrown around a few times "FPS games should never take away control". I disagree, since if they NEVER took away control you would never be able to die, because it's the same damn thing.

I guess I agree with you though, because executing a stun in a situation where you can finish off the player should be just as hard as killing them with any other toolset.

that dumb

i havent had it happen to me enough times that i remember it being particularly obnoxious. though i will admit as junkrat i do sometimes just throw it at peoples faces as a distraction and to try to make them move more predictably but they almost never step on the thing in that situation
i prefer not to get in that close range in the first place though, because one point blank grenade and an airburst is enough to kill most people, and the people it doesnt will likely die to the death grenades.
its a bit ridiculous how effective he is at extremely close range

Well how it goes is a Junkrat comes out of nowhere and in the space of a second throws his trap at you, pops his mine if the trap works and if that didn't kill you fires at you as you are still stuck.

And this is all in one fluid movement for more seasoned Junkrats.

This can also be use if you are coming at him when they are using the super skilled "Hide and Spam in one direction" move

why is widowmaker trying to show off cleavage when she has no boobs

these are not tiny

Because you didn't turn her around to look at her assassin tools

It's an effort to detract attention away from her ass.

i need a sniper scope just to see them

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Game is slowass dreamworks shit-tier, it's just fucking waifu bait.

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I don't understand, what exactly is the point of this game if we can't post porn? It's just a shittier TF2 with its only redeeming quality being thick chinese girls.

Who said you can't post porn? Just spoiler it

from the OP, this thread should pretty much just be like a regular >>>/vp/ thread because the game itself is aggressively mediocre outside of delicious thick girls

Into the gas chamber you go.

I bet you think Halo was a good game.

it was mostly the shitty memes

I liked playing halo with friends when I was like 13 or how ever old I was when it was first out
we use to go to my house after school and suck each others dicks then play halo

sounds like you've got shit taste, fam

all the hardest games are against laggy opponents, how many times am i gonna hook someone to the side or behind me

what can you do about roadhog hook targets ending up all over the place? it kind of fucks you when they end up directly behind you instead, but I can't tell if there's something I'm supposed to be doing differently to avoid it.

I have the same problem and it frustrates me to no end. When that nice, squishy lucio or mercy is behind me and I have to spend a precious second turning and finding out where the hell they went…God forbid I pulled something big for an ambush like genji mid-ninja-flipout

do ya liek the grindan gaem?

Grinding games can be tolerable if the gameplay is fun. I've put god knows how many hours into disgaea and phantom brave for this reason.

it helps that those games are loli fests

This helps too. I got Etrian Odyssey and built a team of lolis.
My ship was called the (good ship) Lolipop

Seems about right

Fan made Overwatch comedy video.

never forget

Unless they are reaper, tracer, genji, pharah, lucio, or zarya and they escape, or mcree who just fucking kills you.

Unless they are literally any tank, because you only get ONE shot before they unfreeze and it's not enough to kill a tank at even half health (except zarya who needs 3/4 when you engage, but she can shield out of your freeze)

Who can Mei actually kill? Anyone weakened, but that means someone else needs to get them to use their cooldowns or bring down their health. Other than that there's, Soldier, Junkrat, Bastion (recon) Torbjorn, Zenyatta, Mercy Symmetra, or either sniper. Junkrat can probably kill you first too, so can the snipers if they are good, maybe even zen, and Bastion in sentry DEFINITELY will.

Of those, the snipers aren't going to be easy targets for a hero with limited movement. Torbjorn is only vulnerable away from his turret, as with Symmetra and her sentries, and Zenyatta and Mercy should never be far from allies who will most definitely come to support them.

As far as easy targets, Soldier or recon-Bastion are the only options.

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for a second and a half, then mei freezes you again because you wasted your cooldown and cant outrun her

Same with Reaper fairly often, Pharah if she doesnt have her jet charged

Lucio pretty much always gets caught unless he switches to speed and immediately uses his boost cooldown which isnt always reliable since it doesnt totally negate the slowdown of the freeze particles. He'll just get recaught 90% of the time if he tries.

as for who she can kill, most heroes. since the slowdown also forcibly lowers your sensitivity exponentially, most characters cant even aim at her while she freezes them.

also you dont just get one shot, you can easily get two headshots if you hit them as soon as they come out of freeze which will reliably kill most opponents when stacked with the damage of the ice particles bar roadhog, d.va, and reinhardt MAYBE.

mei is best when ignored
1v1 most heroes have abilities to out do her freeze, even soldier can put down his heals and survive often
she is more about catching people unaware but also being able to switch between freezing and alt fire if its needed
a half frozen character running away like tracer jumping I wont chase down ill just kill or put up a wall then kill
more about using all your abilities to stay alive

Pharah can also use her E to knock Mei (or herself) back. Easy escape at that point.

The 4 seconds (because using the shield resets the freeze timer) Zarya buys herself against Mei is more then enough to kill mei, or at least force an iceblock which may as well be killing her.

Lucio can knock her back, just like with Pharah's E. Mei doesn't move any faster than anyone else, so as soon as she is out of reach she can't do shit. This also typically causes the freeze time to reset.

Oh, and the freeze does absolutely nothing to your sensitivity. You can still aim normally until you are completely frozen, you just can't move for shit.

Might be wrong about that, but I haven't seen it really at all. Usually if she gets me it's because she came from behind while I'm busy and I don't even know I'm being frozen, thinking I just bumped a wall. I figure a sensitivity change would be easier to notice.

i pretty vividly remember having my camera slowed while being frozen, anyone wanna friend up and test this?

Fine, sotanaht#1102

That's confirmed that there is no sensitivity change while being frozen, you can still aim as normal.

I'm fairly sure it's been like that at least since release, though google turns up similar complaints.

we also confirmed that lucio probably isnt going to escape

Eh I still think he can, just not always I guess. That knockback is anything but predictable.

Just want to add that a solo renhardt would probably take his chances pressing shift than trying to fight a mei.

Cant he kill her in like 3 swings though, he can easily survive a freeze and headshot

I was assuming mei gets the jump on reinhardt first and he only has enough time for a swing or two before he's frozen

he should still be able to survive it

He won't if there's even a single other teammate along with Mei, or she moves around him real well.

A half decent Rein would certainly survive an encounter with Mei.

MGS

you ple a s a snek XD

Yeah that's where Mei is good against rein. Not because she can kill him in 1v1 (she can't), but because it's not a 1v1 game.

When Mei gets close to Rein (before she even starts shooting) Rein has two choices, drop his shield and attack Mei, or let Mei freeze him. Either way his shield drops, which is probably exactly what the enemy team needs to happen.

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Assuming Reinhardt's team isn't brain dead which is admittedly not unusual, the realistic result of Mei moving in on Reinhardt is his team focusing Mei so she drops before she can even ice block and whatever healer on the team healing up the ten damage Mei dealt.

So anyways how do I Hanzo? Just fire arrows and generally be a useless piece of shit, or is there more to him?

Is the game fun?

Fun is just a buzzword. Don't justify anything with it.

Epic post, kill yourself.

Yes

Apply for a job at polygon.

I did.

Fun is subjective and isn't a good way to describe anything; I find shuffling cards fun because of some of the tricks and ways of doing it I've learned but I'm sure that not everyone will enjoy it as much as I do. The game is alright, and enjoyable if not a bit bare and unbalanced. You can currently, through RNG, get every cosmetic item not tied into the preorder for free and a team that actually communicates can get a lot done.

That said, there are microtransactions for more loot boxes, you rarely get a team that isn't premade to do what you need them to do, and for 40usd I expected more and would be a bit disappointed if I actually had spent my own money on the game.

If you liked TF2, then this might be something you'd also like. Just be wary that Blizzard could, at any time, go full retard.

not the same guy, but yah, don't play as d.va

blizzard enforces 50% winrate across all players. if you win too much you will be forced to lose. blame them

But what if I'm just that good and carry my team alone yo 90% win rate?

Yes, obviously if Mei is the only one attacking the group things won't go well because 1v6 isn't good odds
If she hits Reinhardt at the same time Tracer or Genji is harassing the healer or Junkrat is lobbing bombs over the shield, she forces the team to make a choice

I want to fuck D.Va's mech

Fun is indeed a buzzword Mr Marketers.
There are people who have fun playing with literal shit.
Fun is extremely subjective and only used by pack mentality heavy normalfags and shills who understand them.

Stay triggered.
I just bought the game.

He's not wrong though; different people find different things fun and to rely on someone else's opinion of that is only inviting dissatisfaction.

Just don't post here on Holla Forums. You're always going to be met with some contrarian, or pedantic replies. There's almost no point to posting on this board in general. It's just ESPECIALLY bad on cyclical threads like this one

Does anyone in the general play with each other?
That 20% EXP bonus is pretty tempting.

tracer blew herself up with her ult on me (as an american soldier) because shes a strong believer of islam and she wants 72 virgins in the afterlife who are all little boys since shes in to /ss/

>get around to playing it and it's pretty fun

Is there anything else I should be doing as tracer? Or should I stick to dicking around behind enemy lines?

memes

thats just widowmaker's pose lol

they probably had her in support before beta because snipers in other games tend to be supports

could just be an alt costume they were working on

look, even the stock and barrel of the guns are the same

As someone who has never played Tracer and fucking hates her goddamn guts with a passion, I shall bestow my wisdom upon thee.

Tracer is meant as a mosquito. She's not difficult to use, just don't stay in one spot for long. You need to harass the enemy team, get behind them, flank them, start grabbing a point. Don't concern yourself with trying to rack up kills if it puts you at risk, you have very low health. Zip in, magdump, zip out. If there's little to no danger, stay for the kill; if you're zipping around a grouped up enemy team, your job is to pop up on their flank, draw their attention, break their organization/cohesion so your teammates can hit them and break them up. You shouldn't be getting hit very often, and a good number of your kills should be coming from teammates finishing off targets you've softened up before vanishing like a fart in the wind. This does NOT mean that Tracer doesn't do good damage; she does, especially up close. If you get behind an enemy team, fuck up their healer, constantly. Even if you die after doing so, a team consistently without healing support is ripe for a hard raping. Zenyatta (who i play more than anyone) is an especially easy target, since he's the only one aside from you who has 150 HP and he has zero fucking mobility to speak of.

Her ult is also pretty devastating and extremely easy to use, as it's essentially Q + rewind. Use it to break up a tight pack or partially clear a point.

That's really all there is to Tracer. she isn't really complex, she's very simple to use and play, but extremely effective.

If I remember correctly "Somba," is the new hero and she's going to be a "support sniper."

thats just conjecture and they only have a few images for it

and the character select screen one is supposedly one of them but it JUST looks like widowmaker.

not to mention we already have a support sniper - zenyatta

I think it's the opposite. After the first week, almost anyone who hates blizzard or overwatch stays out of the thread except for a handful of dedicated shitposters. There are two of them for certain who lurk this thread every single day, and I know this because I've had them filtered for 3 weeks straight and practically know their IDs and hex colors by heart. Occasionally you'll get a fresh shitposter looking for some keks, but they stay for a few hours, tops, or only post once. Compare that to the rest of Holla Forums, where even mentioning OW in any fashion other than maximum negativity will draw the ire of everyone and their mom.

On the flip side of that, if you ever feel the desire to tank a thread with a solid derail, pretend to be a diehard overwatch blizzdrone. If undertale threads were still being made that's what i'd be doing.


You do what every Hanzo does: spam arrows as hard as possible in the general direction of anything outlined in red. That may sound like I'm being snide, and I am, but I also seriously, literally mean it. Hanzo's arrows do shit tons of damage, especially on headshots, and the hitboxes are so large that you don't need to be accurate. You simply spam arrows towards enemies and wait for kills. I cannot tell you how many Hanzo killcams I've watch where the guy who killed me just let loose 5 arrows that were all wildly off target, then killed me with the 6th, which was still aimed a body length away from me. Play enough and you'll see it happen to you all the time. It's especially bad (or good i guess if you're using him) at chokepoints. I've seen a good number of Hanzo kills from players taking blind shots through Roadhog's or Rein's bodies.

And then, naturally, just press Q at an enemy ball to get play of the game.


zen still needs a buff and i won't ever shut up about it until blizzard stops being tards

zenyatta is actually fantastic

ive dropped lucio because i love zenyatta so much

zenyatta just isnt a dedicated support, he's a pick class due to his high damage output on discorded opponents. harmony orb is more or less a bonus

I think it's less that Zen needs a buff, (although 175 health would be nice) and more that he's simply outclassed very hard by the other healers.
Lucio has an AoE passive heal with a massive radius which can be boosted every (12?) seconds.
Mercy has very strong single-target heals and hyper mobility to heal her team.

Zen has ranged a ranged but very slow-ticking HoT that is very easily LoS'd.

His healing is simply outclassed by Mercy and Lucio, but I'm honestly afraid that if they buff him, even slightly, he's going to be fucking broken as shit because his damage output is ridiculous and although his healing is mediocre at best a good Zen can solo heal.

I fucking love Zenyatta, he doesn't feel like a support at all.
Mercy and Lucio are mind-numbingly boring in comparison, Zenyatta has a billion different things going on at once and he's fun as fucking shit because of it.

Sounds about right. That's what I've done all along. I'll just shift focus more to the healers and support over tanks.

I'll give you some advice in return. Take a few seconds to look around behind you when you first move outside spawn. I like to hide someplace and wait for the group to get moving and then follow after them.

Tracer is essentially a character meant for legal griefing by combining two great way for noobs to get ahead. She's get's behind enemies easier than the silent-running+silenced MP5 combo and her ulti is the tactic of flinging c4 and hitting detonate, just a bit less lethal.

Naturally it's the character that's the most fun for mainly singleplayers that don't want to be tied down with working as a team.

I think the deal with Hanzo is that the arrows are larger than the model suggests and that it's a way to allow him to be more accurate without messing with immersion.

Exactly why I don't play healer. I can't ever expect to have allies who aren't retards with tunnel vision.

getting shagged up the arse by young boys
also, extend overtime just by tapping the objective, king of the hill often comes down to tracer and lucio being a faggot


could also be placeholder assets.


if zenyatta has problems, they arent his support abilities but how vulnerable he is. although i would like the discord orb to fly faster,

I'm having a lot of fun flashing my tits to them and running off with them chasing me. Sometimes their tank fucks off to chase me instead of moving on the point with only a minute left. Too bad none of her skins are remotely sexy. It also sucks that you can't have custom sprays.

She's also great for pushing the cart while everyone else is off trying to get kills.

those punk skins are just the worst

zen's damage is fine. he has no mobility, no survivability, his heals aren't great, and he has horribly low health. He needs a buff. Tracer has 150 but she has tons of mobility ot make up for it. He simply has too much working against him, he needs more to him.

you clearly dont know how to/havent played zenyatta nearly enough to understand how to play him

I am interested in getting this game on PC, but I want to build a new PC, because my old one is well below minimum specs,

I'm liking the look of this video card, but I am clueless as to what kind of MOBO/Powersupply/CPU I will need.

asus.com/us/Graphics-Cards/STRIXGTX960DC2OC4GD5/

Any suggestions?

Blizzard is a bunch of kikes holy shit

Yeah, it's fucking tumblr bait.

Poast the offending message then ya tard

What happens then? Is your copy permabanned?

As of now, I only got silenced for 24 hours, which is fucking dumb in a team game. I didn't have a picture of whatever "offending" message happened because I never expected to need a screencap of me telling my buddy to "git gud" and I even named the fucker. It was obvious it was amongst friends.

i have more hours with him than anyone else and im level 73.

I maybe talk in chat like 1 in 15 games and that is normally to just type go around or ask for a possible switch

sounds like you're a bit of a spurge if anything especially if you are throwing a shit fit over a fucking 24hr ban

i got banned for a while in hots for being rather hostile towards some jews who really had it coming but that is some next level nanny shit. gitgud? thats ridiculous, i talk shit all the time. some moderator having a bad day?

Blizzard generally has a zero tolerance for any misbehaviour, this isnt anything new, has been happening ever since the Diablo 2 days. And they can and they WILL permaban you from the game if they feel like it so dont play their games expecting you can get away with the same shit you do on MOBAs.

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would anyone like to play?
although I'm trash at the game and I don't use my mic
I also pretty much exclusively play zenyatta because i'm garbage

look at that fucking bulge

it tiny

if you aren't confident in your skills zenyatta seems like a tough pick

Why does this game still have a containment thread? Are the mods that fucking gay that they don't want anything that is mainstream to be discussed here?

The weird thing is that most people migrated to Holla Forums in the name of freedom of speech. I dare to say that the 'freedom' is on par if not worse than it is on 4chan.

if we didn't have this thread we would just have a general to the same effect. I don't really see your point.

why shouldnt it have a single thread?

Because that's not how every other game works. You don't see a Deus Ex general or a Katawa Shoujo general here. If they want that they'd best go to cuckchan /vg/

so instead of having actual vidya discussion, you want overwatch to have offhand mentions in shitpost threads where nothing gets discussed?

Overwatch is the current Game of the Month. It's either contain it to a single cyclical thread or let the cancer spill all over the board.

people want to discuss this
thus having a single thread is better than having multipul
ontop of that you best be going back to cuckchan if you want a safe space you fucking poof

what makes you think you couldnt have those threads? we used to have katawa shoujo threds all the time, and deus ex is widely liked. you could even have threads on pony games


if it were relevant to a conversation you could talk about overwatch in other threads

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I don't see why overwatch should get special treatment. Stellaris didn't get a cyclical thread when it came out and I think more people on here play Stellaris than Overwatch.

it doesn't deserve special treatment but it does solve some of the issue of how polarizing this game is on Holla Forums. since in non-overwatch threads people are quick to display their feelings towards the game if it's mentioned offhand

Stellaris had a lot less marketing and cancer on both sides. It wasn't going to have such a polarizing reaction.

Because if it wasn't restricted to a containment thread, you'd have about 5 threads trying to talk about the game where 60% of the posts are shitpost, 10 threads complaining about Blizzard for daring to make this game and 15 threads with porn dumps.
This game is restricted to a single thread because spergs gonna sperg and shitpost till the cows come home. Might as well keep it to one thread so they can't have fun shitting over the entire board using Overwatch.

Besides, it's pretty neat to have the whole discussion here so everyone interested in the game can see it instead of having paralell discussions everywhere.


Stellaries doesn't have a legion of butthurt shitposters that take any oportunity they have to shitpost about it or the main company. Just a small regiment of tired people that have grown to accept Paradox is all about the "Character Portrait DLC".
Those guys can behave and keep their depression to a few threads. The Blizzard hatewagon can't have the same decency at all and I suspect they don't really care about Blizzard, it's just another popular target to hit. It's entirely justified of course, but if it's just an excuse to shitpost, you can go fuck yourself.

its not special treatment its a fucking general board rule

Its cycled to stop multipul threads and the given Blizzard viral marketing and template shit posters
Just like how undertale threads would get deleted outside of its general or how MGS5 had a cycle

our mods are lazy pricks. now you happy someone said it?
i guess the op pic could be something more fun, nobody likes jews

The thread just seems biased to me. Anime fags are leagues worse than 'Blizzdrones' and they are far more numerous. Of course, nobody calls them out and gets away with it.

Talk about new or upcoming games from Japanese devs all you like, but don't dare talk about a new or upcoming game from a western dev. Don't be surprised if you see sages all around and finger pointings,

reported

I don't care. You posted furfag porn, so in my opinion what you think doesn't matter.

reported

Here's part two since you asked

well, have you started a meta thread about it? i would guess thats why its in a cyclical in the first place

I don't even know what Stellaris is

i think its a highly moddable space 4x?

You think?

I mean yeah, the OP image clearly shows some bias there, but at least there's the "no spam or porn dump" and discussion isn't outright banned, so I guess we can't complain.

There are generals for other games here though.

those are Holla Forums wide rules

Goddamn. When you have a team that can actually put two brain cells together and cover your ass, Zenyatta runs a fucking unstoppable train.

Go play a real game you meme XP waifufag addict fucks

Which begs the retorical question of "why would you have to specify it in the OP if those are already rules?"

Disagree, he's easily wrecked by flankers unless you are a god of aiming yourself. You can only rely on your team to save you so much.

I usually go winston to murder zen myself, since I can't aim for shit. I might (probably will) die in the process, but there's barely anything their team can do unless they are all clustered on his ass the whole game.

yea, shit like tracer can just poop on him unless he gets off a lucky shot and 1 shots her

Did have a Tracer constantly trying to get in but whoever was playing Tracer was complete garbage and I took care of her myself.

Because its a shit game which you and your ilk keep shilling, you know this, I know this.
This thread should have fucking died weeks ago like the NuDoom thread which had more content tham this piece of fucking garbage and yet its about to be one month old without the need of "shitposters".

It's a 2 shot. Headshot with discord only does 135

because the rules dont really matter here

user some games have a longer shelf life than others. multiplayer games tend to have lots to talk about. when mods ever roll around youll have plenty to talk about or my name isnt todd howard

It's a Bethesda game so you know there's not gonna be any discussion. It's just gonna be HDoom all the time and there's hardly anything to discuss there.

no i dont know that because it's not the case

stop chasing boogeymen like an SJW

super shotgun is best girl

Yea your team has to be doing marginally better though. You could have a more reliable member that ALSO does well and you'll still stomp them.

In my experience, it doesn't really matter THAT much who your team consists of. As long as all 6 people understand their role and perform it correctly, you're going to win most of the time.
There are things that will ruin that. Mostly gimmicky shot though

Because since Mark authorized porn dumping when Fallout 4 was released, he thought it would be a good idea to maintain this course of action for the new Doom as well. In actuality, what happened is that people adjusted. Shitposters started creating even more Doom threads than usual just to request porn to the point where there were way more Doom threads and way more spam across the board and way more people complaining.
That led to the creation of the cycled Doom thread, which was the first cyclical to ever die due to inactivity on Holla Forums.
Since we knew people would try to spam the multiple Overwatch threads that would emerge when this game was released (hell, they did it to the cycled Doom thread, even though it said the same thing in big red letters in the OP), it was added so people couldn't claim ignorance of the board rules or state the precedent of Fallout 4 still applied.

Also, to prevent this (these are just a few examples):
archive.is/cjVyT
archive.is/WFR5e
archive.is/Y3kmz
archive.is/SkuUC
archive.is/nbWqr
archive.is/thRLx (this one is from today, almost a month after Overwatch was released)

If you want to talk about the game, do it here. If you don't want to talk about the game and you despise it to the point you don't even want to see a thread about it, you hide this one cyclical and you shouldn't see it again.

Holy shit you're retarded.

fucking usless retard, I bet they didnt even fucking try and kill the reaper at all the entire game
but its ok it has 50% shield up time that was so fucking usful

Oh I know that very well. I remenber a few people even saying in some threads "So let me get this straight… All I need to get a porn dump going on Holla Forums is start a thread with Doom in the OP?"
Honestly, it was a disaster ready to happen and I have no idea why anyone though this would be a good idea. Fallout 4, the shitposters were busy with the Boston Salt Party, but you can't really spoil Doom to other people (spoilers, he shoots the demons) so of course something dumb like this would be the natural course of action from them…

Please user, that's no standard for us here. You know very well "Start Thread" is the new "Catalog" button back there.


Junkrat looks like it takes skill but that's his whole thing. You end a round thinking you're some mastermind laying traps and shooting pinpoint grenades but you look back at it and you notice you were just a piece of shit ruining the game for everyone while you laughed. And that's fun as fuck.

I have the feeling neither Junkrat nor Roadhog were supposed to be likeable characters but they are the ones the playerbase likes the most, not just for gameplay reasons but also as actual characters. They are hilarious on all levels.

now thats some serious hog wash

Good one, bro.

You forgot your Reaper Mariachi pic.

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I usually leave before the game even starts if I see some bullshit like 3 snipers. 5 soldiers or something can be fun, but stacking hanzo is just retarded. It's not worth arguing with those people either, just leave and wash your hands of it.

Won a game on defense yesterday with two widowmakers on my team. I wept for the other team.

Also, gotta hand it to all the Reaper players that managed to crack the game and unlock the Invisibility Skill. Too bad it only works on their own teammates because I NEVER FUCKING SEE THEM ANYWHERE ON THE ENTIRE MAP FOR THE ENTIRE MATCH

I told tons of people to put guns in their mouths and pull the trigger I get nothing. I aint even mad

any of you niggers have good Overwatch wallpapers? I ain't got shit here except porn and pixiv/gelbooru stuff

welp battlenet is fucking up right now and I got DC in a winning game
fucking hell

also the first fucking game all day some retard hasnt auto locked lucio or locked in fucking mercy at the last seasond when I have Zenyatta

I was doing so well on him in that game, fucking hell

thats not so bad, lucio is a good answer to zenyattas poor hp and mobility

2 healing with Zen is normal. I'm confident enough in my healing as Mercy that I don't particularly like having him around, but the comp is perfectly valid and generally favored.

not so much favored when you have a ganji, hanzo and a widow all on the same team like fucking every bloody game Ive been in
doenst matter if its attacking or defending
dont get me wrong these people can win it and might be good
but they are not

oh, well if theyre terrible thats a lot different.
id love to play some zenyatta, but matchmaking says i have to do everything on my own. which severely limits who im allowed to play

the most frustrating thing about zen is his vulnerability. the other user is right, to really have a highly successful team it's best to have a Lucio or Mercy with a Zen rather than Zen by himself, and it's better to think of Zen as an offensive character with heals; most of the time, the enemy team won't be coordinated enough or have anyone smart enough to flank and keep killing you. If they do, you'll likely need to switch, even if you're sitting on the back line like you should, mostly out of harm's way.

Unless you have godlike reaction time and orb accuracy, surviving a Tracer or Genji who just got behind you and began attacking is highly difficult; surviving it usually comes down to them making a mistake or a teammate being quick enough to notice and come to your aid.

However, sometimes you will get that nice shot combo of E + LMB on a Tracer with a headshot, instantly fucking killing her. It's immensely satisfying to get shot in the back, turn around, see a Tracer, mash discord and an orb in her general direction and see a fat 100 instantly.

Again, you can't 1-shot anything as Zen.

Orb of destruction does 45, headshots do double, discord adds 50%. That's 135. Either they get scratched by something else or you hit them again, probably just kick them.

Orb assists though still grant you full kill credit, so that explains the 100s

some bozo made another thread to post this worthy find

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745176524

I really like D.Va but I'm starting to think she's bad luck for me.

dva is just awful period. deleting ults is cool but thats probably not a great reason to pick her

When is Zenyatta a good pick? I know she is supposed to be good on defense but even then i found no use for her

It usually ends in my dying but flawlessly clears points.


That omnic scum is a breddy good sniper but usually gets his shit pushed in by tracer and above, which is basically everyone. Mercy/Lucio is the way to go.

DVa is shit, but oddly enough she's actually has my HIGHEST win percentage at 63%, 22/13

D.Va is my waifu and i want to marry and impregnate her.

in open beta i had a good win rate with her because i would only play her when i knew i could get away with it. and im not sure how it interacts with hero win/loss rate, but id usually end up switching from her if it wasnt working out.

Pretty much how it goes for me too. I think my team carries me more often than not when I pick her.

However, I did absolutely dominate whenever I got her in random heroes. Not that it affects this, but getting DVa there was a ticket to a 15+ streak easy.

Compared to most other heroes who I more or less pick out of utter desperation, so it's not really a surprise that my winrate is low with them.

Hearing the solider 76 codbabbies lose their shit at me for the rest of the next match over this was hilarious, it was just a bot practice match and they acted like it was the real deal, whats up with that?

why would they get upset over something so rare anyways?

From what i understand the codfugees after another activision shooter seem to get really upset when support gets the plays of the match because 'thats not your job'
nigga you got a shield and a teleporter, figure it out.

I'm not even mad if people don't like that I play defensively but my god do Tracers get pissed when I manage to snag them with my slow moving alt fire at a short distance.

Are you serious? I would be amazed if I ever see one of those.
Too bad it was during a bot match but imagine this during a real match now that would be hilarious if the Symetra out skills the entire lobby.

Almost as good as when I played mercy and got potg by resurecting 2 or 3 guys and saving a meccrees ass from a reaper by putting some holes in his leather coat and hockey mask.

people are animals.

how the fuck do they expect symmetra to play? she doesnt have the mobility or durability to rambo

yeah I'm starting to see that.

That one doesn't work once you are out of the noob-tier MMR. Hanzo's ult barely kills more than DVa's without something to hold the enemy down. It does do a good job of clearing the point, flushing enemies from cover, or forcing them into tight spaces with nowhere to dodge.

Ult onto zarya's ult for POTG.

That said I've gotten mixed results with zarya. Half the time things go well and I can get a full charge, other times people don't want to fucking push so i bubble them and get nothing for it. I really wish the bubbles were persistent, and just absorbed a certain amount of damge, or something where their defensive ability was just a bit higher.

Also is reinhart's hammer supposed to hit so hard?

Hanzo's ult is probably the best one to combo with Zarya's since Reinhardt can't block it.

Why do you even want that meme-tier bullshit skin anyway? Yeah it covers up the black so you can pretend you aren't playing a nigger, but it looks stupid and really calls out your head hitbox (not that it makes it bigger, but it's easier to aim at if you can see it)

Meanwhile I've bought literally every Mercy skin because I can't decide on just one.

Reinhardt does 75 with his hammer, 100 with fire strike (a good rein will fire strike in melee for the extra damage). But actually Mercy can very nearly out-heal his damage, aside from charge which does 300+.

I like frogs.


Weird. It seems that once he starts hitting me with that thing I can't get away until I'm dead, not counting evasion skills when applicable. Does it have a slow on top of the knockaround? It definitely hits further than the hammer suggests, at least.

Wew! Playing with random is fucking awful.
If I carry the team as Lucio, not in healing either but in damage, you need to reconsider playing this game.

Reinhardt has the same movement speed as you and his swings have such a wide arc that you should assume he won't miss. Without a movement skill, you're probably not getting away.

The force (usually) pulls you in, and besides there's no way for most heroes to outrun him normally since they all move at the same speed.

Yeah they need to fix that. I feel like, even without her time shenanigans, Tracer should be able to outrun Roadhog (without any hook antics). it's clear that reinhart's supposed to be a slow tank type.

You basically need to shield someone who's already taking damage. It lasts what, two seconds? If you start pushing the moment you get the shield, it'll be gone by the time you start getting hit for it, and then you'll just be fucked if you were relying on it.

PLAY OF THE GAME

IT TOOK TOO GOD-DAMN LONG TO TRACK DOWN THIS PotG AGAIN!

What the fuck?

And now you know why this is the only allowed Overwatch thread here.

and i guarantee those threads are rife with faggotry and super shitty memes with enough cringe in them to make your skull implode.

It's what happens in low quality forums, really.
We could easily dismiss the problem as "shills" but that's being disingenuous. It's just a bunch of stupid fags that believe what they have to say about the game is so important, they absolutely have to make a new thread.

They don't care or even think about the threads they push off the catalog, they don't care for actual discussion with everyone else that likes the game either. They just want their own spot when posting because they know posting in an existing thread will end up being read by no one because of how fast the board goes. Ironically, because of them.

"Don't attribute to malice what can be explained with stupidity" It's not shills, it's just faggots being self-centered faggots.

Anyone tried helix jumping as Solider 76?

some zaryas dont seem to realize that shield only lasts 2 seconds, i appreciate the sentiment though, theyre already paying more attention to their team than 90% of the mercys i get.

yeah, i hate using the cooldown for it though. like 60% of my kills are thanks to helix rockets burst damage or aoe once i lose the element of surprise, its kind of a limp jump but it still comes in handy once in a blue moon. i wish rocket jumping were more of a thing in this game.

Anyone ever figured out who and what is going on in this document?

why does it look like someone jacked off in to it

That's Sombra. Possibly the first new hero to be released and probably Pharah's mother. There's a few lines from reaper referencing her too.

Supposely, that's Sombra.
From rumours I've heard, it's Pharah's mother turned-not-dead-after-all, a Support Sniper and the next hero to be added to the roster.

Although, I've also seen in threads here that the art people found about her could very well just be another skin for Widowmaker.

Just noticed, it has the Overwatch symbol as a watermark on it. Which is odd, considering Reaper seems to be working with her from some of his lines…
Perhaps she changed sides, which might be interesting considering Pharah's goal was to follow in mother's footsteps and join Overwatch like a good girlscout.

could be an enemy profile

anyone tried console version?

Been playing it on xbone for twenty hours or so. Pharah is completely unplayable without the elite controller. Still tons of fun.

well there goes my forum shit posting. how is making a holocaust joke "racial hatred"?

it's anti-semitic because jews are a race when it's convenient for them
all other times it's a religious denomination only
i've never seen more sniveling cowards than the heebs.

the only time ive ever gotten on blizzards shit list is when i make fun of da jooz. i can make 9-11 jokes and muslim suicide bomber jokes, tell people to hang themselves. you name it, as long as i dont carry it too far it seems okay until its jews

Playing on nogamesstation 4, I also play around on my friends PC when I go over to his apartment when we set up multiple TV's and play together. I don't know how but it feels like 70% of the people on PC have the awareness of a freaking 2 year old, I walked past so many people and shot them in the ass while they did nothing; and to make matters worse when my friend plays he uses a fucking 360 controller set to default killing everyone.

Aside from that I've recently figured out that Reaper is god tier once you have the map layouts memorized and know when an how to use shadow step and wraith properly.

after having been on Holla Forums for more than a couple years, i've come to have certain generalized assumptions about things. the image i have here for you contains information i promise you i did not know beforehand, but absolutely fully expected.

and guess fucking what, Holla Forums was right again. no way anyone could have possibly predicted this.

So you're saying Reaper is easy once you figure out how to properly fuck everything up within a 3 meter range before running away like a coward faggot?

ARA ARA

time to warm up the incest porn printing presses

reaper is scout from TF2

he's just more durable since he heals off kills

Tracer is the other, pestier half of scout, but of any her, Reaper does the best job of emulating scout's playstyle

that said

nobody in this game takes skill except zenyatta, widowmaker, zarya, roadhog, and genji

Hey if it works then color me a faggot, so many people are too retarded to check behind them when I start picking them off from behind.

That said people are starting to meta hardcore, double Winstons, Lucios and torbjorns galore.

fuck this gay earth. is it too much to expect people to actually try and be balanced in their selections?

no

it should honestly be double zarya.

her higher damage output and more frequent protection is great on its own but since they both can constantly protect each other along with themselves they just turn into a soviet war machine

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he's super linear but that hook takes some focus and aim and can be used to shut down opponents really effectively


he's also forced to have a lot of situational awareness since he's the only "tanky" tank that cant protect himself at a moment's notice

the salt will be glorious in competitive, assuming they stop hero stacking for that mode.

which i seriously hope they do.

Winston's main drawback is his low damage. The squishys he likes to kill like Tracer have ample time to escape, and healers make his job really difficult.

Two winstons working together make escape impossible and still kill fast even when the target is being healed, so that comp instantly wrecks squishies and there's nothing they can do about it.

but in doing so you're effectively wasting a class slot

Not wasting. Your 2 winstons basically kill everything, but especially their snipers and healers and tracer/genji, while also drawing the enemies attention and working as tanks. Basically they do the work of 4 players, because they are better together than individually.

So the comp is 2 winstons who do all the heavy lifting, 1-2 tank-killers. 1-2 healers, and maybe a sniper.

but you could be doing all of that better with two zaryas just raining high-charge bombs

winston double is more than the sum of its parts, apparently it was so effective that its the entire reason they nerfed his shield from 1000 to 600, if they disable hero stacking do you think theyll give it back?

It's mostly useful in King of the Hill when the other team actually has to get in, and the only things that can get past those bubbles without getting inside are other winstons and symmetras with their alt fire

And Reinhardt's E

I once got a potg as Symetra that was literally just me walking and setting up a teleporter.

I constantly see fucking potg from torb where he is just dead on the ground

They should change it so that if the turret "scores" more towards POTG it plays from the turrets perspective.

Zarya requires you to aim. Winston shoots in a cone in front of him not requiring any brainpower to aim. It hits multiple targets. So you can jump around like a retard while this is going on. It's sick how much damage 2 winstons do that Im surprised they don't put in some sort of diminishing return nerf on his lightning gun so that 2 stacks of it do less damage or some shit.

i hope they do, i want zarya in comp.

if your team only wants one tank she's the best pick for it by far

what does the star mean on peoples profile in character select? sometimes people have stars

Once you're level 101 your level resets back to 1 and a star gets added to your portrait.

Personally want torbs turret range cut to like 25m or have it's tracking re worked so you can strafe it a little. At first I thought 40m was good because I thought there'd be bigger maps but given the current sizes 40m is way to long

aaahk
I'm bloody 35 why am I getting such high people

Have you been winning alot lately, a win streak will start putting you with higher leveled people all of a sudden.

Also Mercy is kind of an ass, not sharing her age defying nano machines with Reinhardt.

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last I checked I had like a 48% win rate

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there is no lid on this art flood

Why is this game so fucking gay?


People get all defensive for it the minute you call it casual I think its alright but people treat this game as a coming of christ

no clue I hate it cause of its shitty tick rate bullshit and randoms are pure cancer

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I spent all day trying to get a Zenyatta potg and now I finally got one

I can go to sleep

why is it so hard to get a zen potg even if you wreck shit

I had some many ult denials with my ult but no potg

all this cringe man..

Hoo boy, that dragon is qt.

I mention those things and you know what people say

git gud

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idk I don't feel like leading years ahead to hit shit so i mostly play mercy and such and torbjorn when someone actually picks support outside of me

It's marketed as an "esport", faggots will defend it since they see it as some high skill, tactical game.

Your skill rating used for matchmaking is a hidden value. The visible level has nothing to do with skill and is almost entirely dependent on time played. If you're getting paired with people far above your level it's probably a combination of you being above average for your level and them being below average for their level.

It cant be an esport have you seen the hit boxes in this game? They are terrible

You people are trash and this game is trash, but post more art of these juicy sluts and bird lesbians.

The tick rate doesn't affect shot leading. The whole system is designed so you can shoot at exactly what you see, before accounting for travel time that is. Plus hitboxes are big so it's not too hard to lead targets anyway.

The tick rate affects more when you GET shot, especially when you definitely should have been able to dodge or kill them first but the server says no.

Strangely, I have a ridiculously easy time hitting things, including lots of headshots, with Mercy. I can't aim for shit with almost anyone else, but not only am I one of the best on my team at killing targets like Tracer, but I'm better at killing her with Mercy than I would be with someone else. Probably a combination of a "suppressive" type fire and being underestimated or targetted. Tracer is out to kill Mercy and run from everybody else, so I get to shoot her coming at me rather than running from me.

They need to undo the downscoring on ultimates for play of the game. We had a reaper get quad solo. The POTG was a symmetra getting a single kill and then 14 damage on someone else.

I get people don't want to see "press Q for POTG", but there are so many lame POTG that a mass kill ultimate would be far more interesting

potg means fuck all really
does feel good when you get it on a hero not normally seen getting it like Mercy or Zenyatta or even Semmetra without turrets
I've got several potg with Semmetra just using the gun and fucking them up from behind, shit is funny as hell

is it just me or does this guy have the most grating voice?

I don't mean it means much, I mean it's for fun. And it really isn't fun to see someone do jack shit.

yea true
seeing a dead torb get kills for the 100th time isnt funny let alone the 5th

Finally got the frog outfit for Lucio, was hoping for the gold one but I'll take the silver. Now I can pretend not to be a nigger when I play Lucio on KOTH maps.

does pharas e do any damage?
aside from sometimes being able to knock people off a ledge or disperse a group is it useful for much else?

why would you want garbage? silver is great.

all of the green details go yellow when you switch to healing.

So instead of a nigger, you get to be a meme. It's a lateral move at best.

No damage, but it's useful for lots of little things. Aside from the afformentioned ledge-knocking and dispersal (especially for getting Rein out of position), I like using it as an escape. It's a great way to get away from any of Mei's freezes when shift is on CD, pushing YOURSELF out of reach. Anything else of the sort, like making distance with a Reaper or Rein, all useful.

You can also use it to flush enemies from cover in structures. Not very reliable, but push them out the door and shoot them in the open. Or just in general to disorient an enemy you are trying to kill.

no damage, but as you get used to it you can use it to help land a rocket by tossing them which is more predictable than their own movements, especially if you throw them in to a corner.
it also affects pharah herself so its a good move to put distance between you and an enemy or get around the map faster

Its over.

I like how cheesy the gold skins look


What?

You are playing as a frog. Do I need to spell it out for you?

Is every frog a meme now because of Pepe? It doesn't even look anything like him.

This is why people who like shitty video games are called "cucks" even though it has no relationship to the actual word.

There is someone who saw a frog in real life and thought it was a meme.

You have to understand the sort of person you share space with on this board. Lower your expectations a little.

what is the correlation between lucio and frogs?
is it hip hop?

yes
probably
I dunno, ive never read or watched a single thing about the lore and know very little

Think less who you are on this board with and more who you are playing the game with. They are the ones who are going to see you using the skin after all.

"how do you do, fellow memes"

Fair enough. Enjoy your meme then.

It's supposed to be homage(?)/joke about Deadmau5 and other DJ helmets that are animals. But instead of a mouse it's a frog.

Post silly strategies that just work.

so does that mean lucio hosts a bunch of anime and hentai torrents?

I guess a D.Va ult could have cleared all the turrets at once, provided she could actually build her ult in that situation (unlikely). Nothing else she does would have helped at all compared to a reinhardt, which still probably wouldn't have pushed through.

Also, you get like 5 minutes when you take the first point on that map, so there's never "not enough time" between points. They just failed.

a single dva on your team would have made the enemies life much easier, yes

D.Va could have pushed Reinhard out while the rest of the team cleared out the turrets. If they swapped Winston to Roadhog they'd have been able to pull me out of the sky or fuck it, could have had a Widowmaker sitting at spawn to take me out and let their own Pharah ult on the turrets grouped together.

All it would've taken was one Winston. Having six teleporters in spawn meant any kills they made were worthless. They tried to kill our turrets with a Junkrat tire but with 12 turrets on the arches, we made a microwave that dealt 300DPS to the tire's 100HP.

Lmao, Zarya is great at clearing out Symmetra's turrets too when she pops her shield.

This game is some serious fucking meme-fuel.
It's like early-era TF2 with all the fanart people are drawing of it, it's just nowhere near as good as early-era TF2. It's not good at all, actually.
It's already gotten more porn in a few months than some games have gotten in a decade.

It has only been good when you're playing with other 5 people you know against 6 people that all know eachother and are competent.

Public matches are mostly shit.

all according to keikaku
keikaku means plan

Anything is fun with friends, though.
Early TF2 was fun with people you didn't know, it was just a well designed game. Overwatch is not.

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Worked pretty well and I'm not sure why.

People who played PC games those days were of slightly higher caliber in a whole range of ways than today's LoL gaymers.


There has been some good from easily offended normalfags playing PC games, I haven't loled this hard in weeks.

I think reaper just goes wherever there is killing to be had.

calm your cock, pharah is already middle-aged, her mom is probably ancient.

I said ARA ARA user
She is ara

Faggot.

Why are people shipping mercy and phara? It makes no sense at all. Someone explain the joke or reference I'm missing here.

Phar mercy
Pharmacy
They also make for awesome combo, I love having a good pharah on mercy

Also everyone is gay with everyone and they are trans
Dont even bother thinking for a reason, shipping is just tumblr cancer

My best guess would be how well they pair together due to Mercy's ability to fly and float even though doing so makes her vulnerable to anyone with hitscan.

Well flying directly uo with no cover is dumb
But pharah is great for moving around just using her as a slingshot or easy ledge jump

Thirty is halfway to sixty, no? faggot. Fifty is nearing the end of the road, 60 is retirement time.

You doubt how dumb people are in this game. People tend not to look up and most can't shoot for shit too. Also as Mercy if you start to get focus fired you can just jump to one of your other teammates to heal up.
Phara and Mercy make an awesome duo.

This is the most disgusting trend recently.

Good synergy. Great place to fly to, crockets, crocketswarm…

I perfer her with Dad76 though.

The voice acting is the only thing that doesn't suggest it, annoying as it is.

I get the whole "these characters are gay" thing when people want to draw porn of two characters of the same sex, people have been doing that since before the internet. But I have no fucking clue where the "these characters are trans" thing comes from. It just doesn't make sense to me.
I also sort of get shipping (I fucking hate that term), it's also something that people have done off the internet for awhile, but never became a really big thing until a few years ago. However the absolute creepiest OW ship I've seen is Hanzo and Genji. They're brothers for fuck's sake. Drawing porn of them is one thing -a lewd drawing usually exists in its own little bubble- but drawing several images of brothers in a romantic relationship is fucking weird. I can't even blame Tumblr for this, I've seen this shit on Pixiv as well.
I wonder if half the people who draw stuff this had poor relationships with their brothers; wishing they had an overly close relationship with them rather than a distant one, so they project their desire for this onto somewhat relatable fictional brothers who also had a poor relationship with each other.

People like Incest, not really surprising.

Tumblrinas competing to be the most tolerant person ever.

[Citation needed]
She's a brit, they're all ugly like that.

This game is shortening my lifespan.

tumblr artists will sometimes have pixivs because tumblr doesn't allow what they draw, like loli.

It's clearly Japanese artists drawing these things though, the images have Japanese text and the descriptions/tags are in Japanese. I remember seeing one that did have English, but it was that really bad "I don't fully understand how this language works" kind of English that's usually referred to as "Engrish".

It's simple, really. It's a matter of who that headcannon is pandering too.

See, Pharah+Mercy is a matter of seeing more girls in the same relationship for yuri fetishists. It's all about having more tits&ass because that's what the people who enjoy that kind of art like. Even futa is just basically a heterosexual thing but with 2 girls made for people that like penetration but still prefer girls.

Now trans characters is on the same chapter but a different page. You'll see that much of that fanart does not focus on what relationship this or that character has but rather that he is [my own bogus sexuality]. He may even be featured with another character but surprise! That character is trans as well. Because what matters in that case is that you can project yourself on that character.
It's basically using immersion to pander.

So while Widow fucking tracer with a long dick is technically trans, the people that enjoy that kind of art just want to see Tracer getting rammed while a pair of tits bounces on Widow's chest.

But Junkrat taking it up the cunt from Hanzo appeals to some people because they can project themselves over Junkrat and totally believe that their mutilated genitals can experience pleasure like a real vagina.

Never gave that much of a though but you're probably right in your assumption.
Although it could just be people that enjoy that kind of fantasies, it doesn't really need a justification. Most likely they never had a brother to begin with and they imagine that most brother relationships go like that.

Tumblristas literally cannot understand human interactions and relationships. They don't understand that sometimes people can just be friends, or buddies, and that sometimes having a rivalry isn't about secretly wanting to hatefuck someone into submission. It's how you get Tumblr terms like demisexual or aplatonic that really just mean that someone wants to have a meaningful relationship before fucking someone or maybe someone just can't make friends because they're a socially inept Tumblrite.

This is what happens when you get abstinence-only education, an upsurge in social justice horseshit, and readily available internet hugboxes.

overwatch has the makings of a good game but then is held back by dumb shit like ults, 6v6, no server browser and stupid maps (a product of forced 6v6).
i think the game would have been better as bootleg tf2 on crack

i always get nervous as hell when a mercy decides to pocket me on soldier, like theyre expecting me to do something god damn amazing and i know as soon as i try to get as aggressive as id like theyre going to get run the fuck over as the only things i have to help them are damage and a pretty okay heal that shes not used to dancing around in or probably even aware i dropped at her feet.

Well I for one am very grateful for soldier's heal as mercy. Especially around such low-damage heroes as Winston.

I don't really "pocket" a soldier like I will Pharah, but I will damage boost him when there's not something else to do, and prioritize doing so during his Tactical Visor or when he calls out his ult is ready. Yes, that means getting damage over healing during the ult.

6v6 is good. If anything, TF2 is held back by it's design focus on larger gamemodes when 6 is about the highest you can have in a serious/competitive format. Anything more is a complete clusterfuck. Clusterfucks can be fun, but it can't be the main/only option. It took a lot of time playing on large fps servers to understand that really.

I agree it could really use a browser with custom games rather than the invite-only shitfest it currently is. And that should include higher than normal playercaps for the people wanting to play a real clusterfuck or any number of customizations (mutators) like the weekly brawls are already set up for.

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You must be new to the internet. This shit has always been like this.

In the early/mid 90's, DBZ and Sonic got as much porn as Overwatch is getting right now. It's just how this shit rolls.

You get desensitized to it and you just stop caring.

you never stop caring, there is a small part that still makes you sick
but you learn to laugh at mock it also

Now this is autism

Are we gonna talk about this?

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those books are drawing my attention, whats holding them up? why are they in the photo? why is she pretending to levitate them?

there are book holders that will slip into the cover and hold it up, you can stack more books onto it and itll look like theyre floating

still ugly and her body is nowhere near as muscular
its the hair color and shitty tattoo of Zarya that makes her bad

maybe because we actually play the game?

Nigger you came into this thread asking about that woman that vaguely looks like zarya

It's cyclical. I've been in the thread pretty regularly.

apparently reacting to the CRITICAL! on top of your allies head is some mlg shit that few can grasp

What, group with some bad Mercys lately?

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good lord.

todays actually the only day ive had the privelege of a few decent mercys, but for the most part if i want to be topped off my only choices are roadhog bastion or soldier, and i cant stand bastion.


just what the hell is that? are people actually this soft or do they just pretend to care because they know they can get people in trouble if they act like a pussy?

didnt some artist get unholy hell for drawing this too?
why are they so damn desperate to have something they can project on to?
sure, there have always been characters you can relate to at times, but rarely could you ever really say it represents you.
and then you draw something like this pretty zarya, or that thing with the steven universe girl, and they act as though youre attacking them as a person.
how do i get in on this? i want to live through fictional characters too

I'd give him hell for that hair, it makes her fucking skull look huge.

Shallow morons can only relate to things that are physically like them.

Step 1) Have a life devoid of any meaningful accomplishments, however small, because even the losers win among your peers.
Step 2) Because your wins are also losses among those peers and everyone that's "raised" you, use your inflated sense of self importance to bleed over on to anything and everything you're ever interested in, especially fictional people.
Step 3) Since this fictional person is important to you and you obviously must be important (see step 1 and 2) then that means this fictional person must be as important as you because it may as well be an extension of you.
Step 4) Slip further away from having any grip on reality.

Found the goon

People are retards and think it's a good strategy to float slowly in the air in a game with hitscan weapons and insane hitboxes.
Honestly, Pharah just feels like a "win more" champ. If your team blows, good fucking luck turning the tide as Pharah save for a godly ult but if your team has that edge, you basically get to shit damage on the enemy for free as they try and deal with the people on your team actually doing things

Her hair is a bit too tall.

Did you actually read what he said?
He also said he found the brothers being in a romantic relationship off-putting, not the porn.

Losing change to junkrat
Winnning change to pharah

Narcissism. That's all.

I play on PS4, and I play Pharah mostly.

Pharah isn't an attack hero IMO. She's a sniper. She can view and select targets from a safe range.
I make sure we win by pretty much making sure no support lives for more than a minute. I fly over and don't shoot anyone so not to draw attention. When i find their Support i target them and do not stop until they are dead. I then move to the spawn point and camp them until we get a team kill. Then I'll retreat and start the cycle over again.

this is the equivalent of buying Team Fortress 2 for consoles

Console TF2 is the only variant which didn't get ruined with hats and "improvements", so it's actually far worse.

Kill me.

A shell of a space 4x, which may be interesting to play in 2 years if you buy $100 worth of expansions.

We need a model viewer so I can gaze lovingly at Symettra's pure white panties appreciate the time and effort it took to model and texture these swell heros.

that looks like diapers

She is by far the ugliest character in this game.

If she weren't Literally Tech Support Indian, I'd agree. But that' just how curry girls look..

Naw I've seen diapers; I had to take care of the elderly for a few years and diapers were a day-to-day thing. Those are as much diapers as I am a well-adjusted member of society. If anything they're booty shorts.

considering how much sfm and blender porn there is of them im sure theres a way to get them in to some kind of model viewer

So Indian girls have been raped so much, they actually man up in the process. Interesting…

i find her kinda attractive tbh, maybe if she didnt have resting bitch face though

she's got a nicer ass than widowmaker

why does it seem like the the most difficult opponents i come up against lag like shit? is that just how it seems or does this game favor laggers?
for them, does it seem like im lagging like a brazilian too?

>unload a full clip right into her ass point blank
thank you kill cam

Why is Overwatch considered good? Please - enlighten this bitter Holla Forumsirgin.

"Good" =/= "Enjoyable"

Ready for this?
Its a video game that is FUN to play.
It has never tried to be anything but fun.

Rather refreshing.
The only thing close to that I would say is the new Doom.
Don't know why so many faggots here hated that too.

The new DooM has "cinematic cutscenes" when you meelee someone, and I think Holla Forums disliked that

Only when they're staggered. Happens quick as fuck too. Don't even need to do it unless you're running low on health.
But whatever. Holla Forums is full of people who don't even like video games anyway.

From what I've heard the "glory kills" in nudoom are literally every single enemy once their health is low, and you have to do it frequently because it's the only reliable source of ammo.

Besides, as a single player FPS (its multiplayer is nothing but an insult), it's competing against a million better game

Somehow I managed to post that without ever clicking (at all).

I was saying though, it's competing against a million better games while overwatch has basically nothing in competition. Its nearest neighbors are shit now or dead.

Tell that to artsy-fartsy fags.


It's likely for the same reason people will hate new Quake.

they dug their own grave

That's my problem though: it's copying another game's formula. Quake was never class-based. It never had loadouts. All characters played the same because Overwatch, like TF2, is based off of having multiple uniquely-played characters fighting one another.

If Quake is going to be truly great in its own way, then it won't have these elements that are common in newer first-person shooters.

it looks gay af like tf2

It's like griefing in MW2 with silent running and c4

Ive finally started using meis walls to move around more on higher ground
holy shit bongland is so easy to get behind and fuck them up

Are all supports fucking retarded?

I never considered using it for that.

try mei + toblerone. turrets in the weirdest fucking places.

temple of anubis on D is a good one for that, with the platforms near the second point.

it's retardedly fun

you can really misplace a bastion opening him up for everyone also but putting ice under him
people seem to only ever use the walls to block paths and not offensively or even really defensively
like I hear a ITS HIGH NOON or I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS or a TOOT DE TOOT DE TOOT and I just chuck up a wall to give people time to get into cover
they normally dont but it helps a lot

i wish there were an easier way to communicate with allies that i wanna elevate them. it would be a lot easier to hunt jews if they expected me to do it

The best is to watch a team push in with Reinhardt, then build a wall right behind him so he's alone in the hurt locker.

It's just a healslut user. Did you at least take her ID?

I swear im gonna fucking kill whoever started this lucio is the best hero ever meme

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You're a god damned sperg, you know that?

still doenst change the fact lucio isnt white

if he was he would still be a wigger

Well I'll be damned. Gentlemen, I think we're looking at the first game in a long time that could genuinely be called "next-gen".

The retarded hitboxes are probably the result of console design honestly.

Am I literally the only one who hasn't run into hitbox issues? Maybe it's 'cuz I tend to run and gun, but aside from this thread and the occasional video on YouTube, I've never run into any problems.

Me, I'm more concerned with this fucker and his insta lock-on turrets. Playing on PS4 (I'm a poorfag, sue me.), it's gotten to the point where if my team has four or more Torbjorns, I'll probably hop into Mei and throw out a few ice walls to give the attackers a chance.

With any luck, they'll nerf it in the next patch.

There'd be no hate about it. When someone can form a hardlight fleshlight around your dick while they jerk you off, or create a vibrating replica of your dick to keep inside of them while you're away, then you make that woman your wife!


Nah. It's not Next-gen™, it's just not terrible and took its head out of its ass. Also it's like said with the hitboxes. I've seen many kill cams where a widowmaker shooting the area behind my ass counts as a kill.

genji, junkrat, zen and reinhardt together will shit fury on turrets. add pharah for even more fun, and then a widow to keep the tors scared.

even on console it can be beaten. thought it requires at least some coordination which never happens of course

if they nerf the acquire time itll need buffs elsewhere. the turrets arent that big a deal excelling only against unorganized trickling in teams who cant shoot or avoid a stationary target, they fall in a heartbeat to anyone who wants them removed.
but im playing on pc, im sure that has a lot to do with it

Yeah, I hear it takes longer to aim on consoles. Never got the chance to play too many FPS's on PC, so I wouldn't know.

i think my least favorite thing about this game is there is no "jack of all trades" character

the closest you get is Soldier but he's mainly a pick class. teaches you how to play on the g round with hitscan but he doesnt really teach fundamentals. there is no TF2's soldier in this game as a sort of competent but also training class.

soldier is the jack of all trades character. He's got some burst dps, sustained damage, healing and mobility. Not great any anything but good at everything.

See, I like 76 cause I can play him like CoD: Taking advantage of my agility to project the right amount of firepower at the right place at the right time. The fact that he can heal helps; he's pretty much Battlefields assault class with a rocket launcher.

Speaking of rockets, they're really handy for taking down turrets and characters in an ult. Coupled with his aimbot, a good Soldier could turn the tide of an entire match.

Exactly. We've got a whole cast of special snowflakes a veritable Blizzard™ even! But then there's this relatively plain guy with a jacket, a mask, and the demeanor of a grumpy old man that wants nothing more than to get those damn kids off of his lawn. He's the best male character that isn't an equally old man in power armor.

and she is a grill

soldier is absolutely a jack of all trades, though i guess he isnt much of a "tank" but he definitely has survivability out the ass.
give junkrat a shot too, theres only a few things he cant handle, but even then you have a fair shot of dealing with them.


i dont really see how people say hes not great at anything, hes great at not getting killed while playing as aggressively as makes sense, and while the damage he puts out isnt going to rip apart reinhardts shield its more than enough for what you need him to do.
he has so much shit going for him i dont understand how people arent bitching about him 24/7. i guess because people dont ever feel like they "died to bullshit"

I'm not saying he's bad, just that none of his skills put him in any niche. Like he's good at anything, but if you want to specialize there's always a better, if more narrow, option.

flanker. that's his niche.

76 with tracer and/or genji pair great together. genji and tracer are both mobile enough that they're annoying as hell to deal with. and yes, they can secure kills on their own, but they're both susceptible to burst damage, and don't have the reliable mobility sprint provides for 76. 76 also has the mid-range power to cover the lack of mid-range viability both tracer and genji have (tracer due to damage falloff/spread and genji due to projectile travel time vs. moving targets).

plus 76 has a heal, which means he's a fine anchor point that lets tracer/genji get back into the action faster than they normally would have while also avoiding a reliance on health packs. sprint also let's him keep up better than most other characters.

tracer/genji can go in and distract a target while softening them up while 76 provides steady dps covering fire and potential finisher burst via rockets. conversely, 76 is also something of a counter flanker as well, due to his ability to cover and support other people so well. helix is enough damage to threaten a reaper or mei who get's too close, and his rifle can pick pharah out of the sky with decent efficiency.

I honestly think it's because the balance in this game is superb for all the heroes they've included. Excepting cheeses like five Toblerones, their effectiveness depends largely on your/their skill level and competent teammates to back you up.

What the hell is wrong with you? Not only is she ugly, she has the worst personality alongside reaper. Actually, reaper at least has personality even if his whole shtick is being a super edgelord, while symmetra is completely devoid of personality. Her character doesn't even make sense, like what the fuck is her robot arm supposed to be? She can make holographic origami and magically reload her gun? I don't get it.

If you're into brown girls you still have pharah who's a qt with a qt accent. I can't get enough of her saying "acknowledged" and "understood".

hes good at plenty of things so do plenty of things. his niche is that youre the best fucking player on your team by light years, the glue holding that group of idiots together because despite them failing at all their jobs you have enough sense about you to make up for it.

I can't even get mad at Reaper for being such an awful character. I just feel vicarious embarassment for whoever's playing him.

Her personality is the perfectionist. She's basically a hard lawful-neutral character who's really touchy about details. Basically an ice queen with OCD. Also I'll explain the hard-light nonsense when you can explain reaper's wraith form or the robot characters. Also tracer is clearly the worst girl.


Reaper is comically evil. Like cartoonishly over-the-top levels and it works when compared to the generally perky and uplifting cast of characters.

Out of all the heroes, which one do you keep coming back to?

For me, it's Splodeydope. He's just so fucking fun to play.

mei

D.Va, Lucio, and Junkrat. D.Va's ability to just swoop down and knock people out of formation, unlimited gun, and decent frontal shield are pretty satisfying. I keep running into games where nobody is healer and the game's given me basically everything for lucio anyways. Also it's satisfying on levels like Route 66 or Kings Road where his wallriding can get you pretty high. And like you, junkrat's just plain fun.

I was pretty surprised when I first wallrode as Lucio. It didn't feel too loose or like I was gonna fall off, it felt nice and smooth.

Roadhog and McCree, I love western shit.

binding his jump to a mouswheel scroll is a good way to make sure you don't fuck up. easier to "grab" the edge that way.

Genji. He is so fucking fun. I love the aesthetic and the playstyle. Landing those little shurikens feels great, dashing through someone to end them and then immediately dashing at someone else feels great, and deflection kills are fucking amazing. Everything about his play is just so satisfying. Plus, he feels really well designed; challenging by the game's standards without being too difficult, and strong in the right hands without being overpowered.

i wish i wasnt shit at genji, hes like a better tracer

Reinhardt. Play him like an offense character. He has an instant kill move, that should be a tip off.

Genji is such a solid character, both to play as and against - whenever I've been killed by one, it's always felt like my death was entirely my own fault and could have been avoided.

Genji duels are also fun as fuck, especially when they occur in some back ally or on a rooftop where no one else will disturb you.

Sure thing buddy. At worst you'll just knock someone up in the air and if that someone is a Zarya, Junkrat, or Genji you already fucked up.

is there a trick to not getting pinned? sometimes it looks like it connects but it doesnt

Get back on the point, damn it!

Jesus christ, you have no idea how fucking annoying it is when someone picks Reinhardt and does nothing but play defensively.

I can't fucking stand it when I end up with a team-mate who outright REFUSES to do anything other than hold down right-mouse and sit back.

i always get my ass chewed when i decide its hammer time
well shit, taking cover behind the shield is all well and good but weve been doing this for 2 minutes nothing is going to change, we gotta throw caution to the wind and actually contest the objective. of course, no one ever shares this sentiment, so i go in kill 3 of them and the clean up crew never comes in and makes me proud.

Bastion is the counter to Rein. His turret form allows him to practically vaporize his health. Even if Rein throws up a shield at the last second, it only takes a second or two of sustained fire to brute force it and finish the job.

Otherwise, you'll have to be smart about sidestepping. Worst comes to worst, try headshotting him with your most powerful attack. If he's down to half HP, it just might save you.

Jumping can often help because the hitbox is larger at the bottom.


That is a chronic problem. I haven't actually figured out what is going on exactly. Everyone will be alive behind when you charge in, three seconds later you die, notice they are all dead too.

Play with friends who also understand how much chaos you cause by charging in. I highly suspect a big issue is that they can't keep up with your charge, so they just run in and get wasted. Teaming up with D.Va and Pharah can be absolutely disgusting since they will keep up with you. Same with someone like tracer.

ALL ME, BABY!

It's great when you're playing tracer and kill reaper, she makes fun of him occasionally.

Torbjorn does it to Reinhardt. "I told you, the size of the hammer doesn't matter" or something like that.

>"stupid monkey…"

This is fucking savage, the only way this burn could be sicker if Reaper outright called Winston a dumb nigger.

so, deployed shields will block reinhardts ult, but what if an enemy reinhardt is tilting his shield upwards to block a pharah for instance? will it slip under the shield and knock him on his ass?

What did she mean by this?

Autism.

does that really happen? thats hilarious
hes teasing her for autism, he knows its going to fucking bother her the rest of the day

That's not quite how I understand it.

He's teasing her yes, and it falls absolutely flat because she's autistic/OCD enough to KNOW there isn't anything on her dress.

yea he does
he actually has a few funny lines and some boardrring on SJW triggering
its just super odd given he is swedish and not a cuckold

He talks about how legit Britain is for not allowing the robots civil rights, on kings cross.

For some reason I'm just fucking up as Zarya. I'm not doing particularly poorly relative to the average pug, but I perform way better on my other favorite characters.

Short of running into a turret or Bastion I'm unable to generate charge with her main shield since people are less retarded now, usually most of it comes from shielding a support the other team is trying to molest.

Any tips or tricks? I have half a mind to just play Reinhardt when a tank is needed.

SWEDEN
NO

4 Soldier 1 mercy and a Reinhardt
what a fucking stop that was, got Potg on mercy

TORBJORN
DEFENDER

4/5 soldier is an OP combo any day. Stacking soldier lets you concentrate fire, which mitigates his one weakness (relatively low damage). Otherwise he's good at any range and can push as well as defend. Really if you can coordinate he doesn't even need a healer so you can just run 6 soldiers.

I like how half the heroes are redpilled on robots (junkrat, torbjorn, zarya, etc.) It really gives them personality beyond "hurr im a good guy" or "haha im a bad dude". I suppose writing characters was always one of Blizzard's strong points, didn't know they were still able to pull it off though, since it's been ages since they've made a universe.


I've been finding a bit of success on Zarya, I can consistently get high charge, however aiming the beam and dealing damage with the splash weapon is something I still struggle with. The best advice I got is to not use her if your team is mostly flankers/snipers since they won't be getting hit much anyway. You want to use her with heroes that get into shit often (any tanks or someone like mei, reaper, bastion, etc.).

Use main fire only in close quarters or when you're charged up, otherwise especially at the start of the match, alt fire as far as you can. Keep a look out on your team's health but the enemy will usually target your healer first so be ready to pop the shield on them. Pop your own shield only when you're desperately low on health, that's when the enemy gets the greediest and gets a couple of shots on you. Also Roadhog's ulti is great for charging it. Mei is probably your greatest enemy, if you don't have your shield ready, avoid like the plague. You can't pop shield when fully frozen so hit it as soon as she starts freezing you.

You're supposed to hang back behind your team anyways. Once you get decent charge from shielding one of your teammates, that's when you can move up and the enemy will have a tougher time ignoring you at 50% charge.

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Why are you here talking about MemeWatch when you could be giving that healslut her daily dose?

USA NUMBAH ONE

does it get any worse?

Did someone say…

DAILY DOSE?!

And that wasn't the only time it happened. The public matches are fucking cancer for the most part.

Support faggot here, how is this slut compared to playing TF2 Medic? Can I go battle medic in this game if I get good enough, or if the enemy team is shit enough for me to get away with it?

so on a whim i decided to search for "overwatch nigger"
archive.is/aXNKY
i lost my shit when i saw they used a picture of winston to represent an offended negroid, is this a parody? its not put together like one

Her gun fires slow projectiles but has no damage falloff at long range and has a higher DPS than Genji who is actually an offensive hero.

Fucking this.
I hate everyone.


Pic related to both of you.
You have two beams: one heals, one increases damage. She has an option in the menus so that the beam can be toggled instead of held-down, making healing/buffing easier. DON'T FUCKING FORGET THAT YOU HAVE A GUN!
DON'T BE A BATTLE MEDIC, YOUR MAIN PRIORITY IS KEEPING PEOPLE ALIVE

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i refuse to believe people are this baby soft, they only do this kind of thing because they jump with glee at the chance to exert power over someone. the chance to play backseat moderator and pat yourself of the back for being morally upstanding

Before I saw the author's photo and name I assumed he was a woman based on the tone of his blog post.

That's how much of a bitch he is.

Used to slow projectiles and
that's fucking hilarious.


Sometimes it's more fun to get your hands dirty rather than trying to babysit the healthbars of a group of retards.


How the fuck do they expect you to motivate your team if you can't yell at them?

To be fair, Genji can have pretty high DPS combining his attacks. Mercy's blaster is just better than his left click by itself. That's still pretty strong though.


You gotta do what you gotta do as Mercy. If no one else is going to kill the damn tracer… Besides, her gun builds ult as fast if not faster than healing, so taking some potshots at roadhog is a good way to build gauge if nothing else.

I've been kicked from games in other shit for simply swearing

people are that thin skinned

Mercy. I´m a shameless heal slut, with a craving for long, throbbing health bars.

Tracer

I fucking love blink and fucking with the other team. Sometimes I have half of the other team chasing me around instead of moving on the point. Other times I'm the only one pushing the cart while everyone else is off killing each other. There's so many interesting ways to fuck with people and experimentation is rewarded. It's like the TF2 scout and Spy rolled into one.

it helps to remember that the barrier increases the size of the hitbox of whoever has the barrier. so you can use this as a ghetto rein shield by putting yourself into the line of fire for your teammates. ive taken a lot of junkrat bombs or pharah rockets or widowmaker shots and god knows what else to shield the people behind me, especially mercy and zen.

as for her weapon, follow the general advice of what the user before me said. her charged up purple dick of doom is stupidly strong, but ive found that the alt-fire is good for a finisher if someone is about to retreat around a corner, or if you have to retreat yourself. it has more "burst" damage than the beam, and the aoe means you dont need the same accuracy, plus the bomb is just as strong with 1 ammo as it is with 25.

Are Overwatch PC players half the time braindead retarded or what? I remember one time I was playing as Junkrat and managed to bring a Roadhog down to 100 health before dying in the smallest god damn hallway in the game with three other of my teamates including one Soldier 76 and they couldn't even kill him after I had died. There wasn't even another enemy in the hallway just Roadhog.

yes actually, ever notice how the better you do the worse your teammates get while your enemy stays about the same?

That's rather because there aren't that many good players as you might think. The large majority of people playing vydia (and this goes for any game, really) is actually fairly mediocre. I'm talking mediocre as in "he can aim about 50% of the time and understands what bullets do, but that's mostly it".

You'll get a fair share of moments where you see someone doing something incredibly stupid or not doing something that's fairly basic to you, but that's just Dunning Kruger effect.
You're just above the average (even if you think you aren't that good) so you can't understand how can someone be that bad.

It's both funny and depressing that there's also the other exact oposite of people. The ones that are too bad to understand how can anyone be better than they are.
Generally, these are the ones complaining about the "forced 50" because they can't stick in their head that they aren't better than about 80% of the playerbase, they are just equally good and will always find people in somewhat the same skill level leading to 50% winratio.
They'll never question their choice of hero, they'll never think about team composition, they'll never coordinate with their team or even just look around in a FOV larger than 45º.
And yet they'll also be the first ones to complain and point out how their team is bad for [bullshit reason here].

I want to marry Bastion!

Shit taste in clang.

In the interest of fairness, everyone has higher DPS than Genji's shurikens(even D.Va, provided she's actually in range), because he's meant to use Deflect to kill people.

Shurikens only exist so that he's not defenseless when Deflect is down.

that explains all the double jump right-click spamming genji's i see. pity that's so effective.

But Bastion's probably better in bed.

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I prefer the nerf that lowered his HP over the nerf that lowered his damage, honestly.

Genji needs a complete rework. The guy is useful as a counter to bad bastions but other than that, he is totally eclipsed in every regard by the other offense heros.


Ever since that study like 15 years ago (that I blame the entire drop in quality of gaming on) that showed something like 50% of peopel don't complete the first level of a game, and 95% (I don't remember exact figures) never make it to the half way point or last level, I don't remember which.

I have realized that basic competency in video games is actually a lot more scarce than people realize.

new update. what does it do?

all good except d.va. you shouldn't play as her

…why this

because people were using "avoid this player" in a way it was not intended. specifically, blizz cited a high-end widowmaker player who had stupid long queue times as one example. apparently said player was so good at widow that people would "avoid this player" him, and so his pool of like-skilled competitors was very low. this made for long queue times, which led to the queue expanding and ultimately putting him in games with players of much lower skill, thus destroying the game for them and adding no fun for him, plus giving him more players that put him on the avoid list.

No he is not. Deflect greatly extends his survivability, much like his speed, double jump and wall running do, but it's not the primary method to kill people.
It only works on bad players or as a surprise tactic and is more often used to make sure nobody shoots at you while you escape or close in.

Genji's entire playstyle is resumed as this:
Is he at more than full health? Throw shurikens while keeping the distance.
Is he low on health? Charge in, spam RClick if needed.

When you charge in, if you either didn't got the kill or got it but you're the in the middle of the enemy team, you can use Deflect as that's gonna get them surprised.
But if you charged in at someone at full health, you fucked up. You only go in for the kill and you keep your distance otherwise.


It's not that people got worse at videogames with time, but rather that a lot more people are playing videogames right now. 7 million players for Overwatch is a ludicrous number compared to what your average arena shooter would get 15 years ago or so. However the absolute amount of players that are actually decent didn't exactly went up by much in that time.


Trips-en-point, this. There's a fair large amount of people that are more interested in winning than actually gitting gud at the game.
They have no problem sticking to matches with noobs and bad players instead of playing against really good people because they can win easily all the time. These idiots are actually even worse than the "angry birds generation" since at least those put some value on fun. These "esports tryhards" actually think they should win 100% of the games without realizing the only way for that to happen is if they actually were the best player ever in the game. They want the victory without the effort.

Haha, oh wow. That makes sense.

If I was a game dev and had that happen, I'd make the avoid button display "git gud" and have it do the same thing as "prefer".

I'd argue even back in the day it was pretty scarce. Playing any of the unreal games with friends back in highschool, most were garbage. And I am not even that good at FPS.

But yah, that is also essentially another aspect of it. I remember when advertisements would display "1 million copies sold!" as a crowning achievement.

The market is so much larger now.

What a fucking joke.

Seriously? You'd think they'd at least fix that, if not the horrible headboxes.

This is the best part imo

Would he be a top or a bottom, though?

Top, probably. 2/3 of his forms are high-damage types that can be a pain in the ass to deal with.

He has a big gun.

So, is it worth a buy/pirate?

You wot?

If you like these kind of games, definetely worth it.
If you don't like these kind of games, pass it.

Let me just pirate me a LoL game, what's the latest version? Does anyone have Team Fortress 2 Skidrow?

Seems like Feminist are all circle jerking about Overwatch now because some Korean girl beat 2 guys in a bet and made them quit the game forever or something.


I never even knew there was an avoid this player option.


Maybe it's just because I think competitive gaming is cancer, but I don't get why anyone would want to have a one hero restriction. Why would you want less options and combinations to chose from while playing?

Because heroes more often than not have greater synergy with themselves than any other hero and thus having more of them leads to a team composition that is stronger than a diverse one.

But they also have their flaws and shortcomings associated with them and stacking more of the same also means doubling down on the weaknesses.
Why is this such a weird concept to understand?

A team with 6 Bastions will have no one harassing the snipers\pharah\junkrat that will engage one by one and murder them as if they beelined in front of them.
A team with 6 Toblerones is gonna get shit on by the same composition or with a single Zarya\Reinhart taking the blunt of the damage.
A team with 6 Soldiers can focus down people and overcome one of their shortcomings and even stick together for permanent synchonized healing. Which also means all staying in the same spot for rockets\grenades to hit them or being blocked by a mei or even sniped, not to mention a decent tank can negate the entire advantage you win with this stack.

Those are some of the common examples but the point is: you stack a single hero six times, you're stacking the single weakness 6 times. 3 counter-picks will nullify your team and the other 3 players are free to take the point\payload\kills at will.

6 Torby on ps4 has no counter. I've NEVER seen anyone come close to winning against 6 Torbjorn.

A single Tracer is a headache. A 2nd Tracer is a migraine. I do have an irrationally immense amount of hatred for Tracer though. How they thought such an obnoxious, ugly, slag should be the mascot is beyond me.

If he had reached the point of long queue times that means that players ranked as a HIGHER skill than him were also blocking him. So in other words the faggot was just pure cancer.

Three Pharahs would shit on 6 Torbjorns. Especially if you have a Reinhardt or Zarya.
I'm not exactly sure how much PS4 controller would work against this, though.

Some people should just uninstall the game.

how are people so shit?

wew
The counter is the same, both on PC and PS4. Burst damage beats sustained damaged if you can mitigate how long you're exposed to the sustained damage. This means any amount of cover (and shields\barriers do count) make any character capable of burst damage (and even Reaper counts here) capable of destroying turrets.

Any corner or wall, Zarya\Reinhart\Winston shields or even just a decent support healing you makes Pharah and Junkrat capable of shitting on turrets all day long. Zarya can even go in to draw their fire and let her teammates handle the turrets while she pops her shield, charges her gun and melts Toblerone's face.


Nope, he was an outliner. There were very little people at the same skill level as his and having them all online to setup a match was kind of a rarity. You go to Masteroverwatch.org and you can find a few players with 90+% winrate, but it's about 20 or so players online. Imagine the nightmare it is to find them a decent match that's not a landslide for them. Now imagine that people remotely close to them where also blocking those players.

Conversely:


The MMR giveth, the MMR taketh away.

i dont believe this for a second. its pretty easy to tell when someone has no idea what theyre doing, whether theyre on your team or the enemys.

I didn't said they were good, I said they were equally good to your average player. Which, considering how low the bar currently is, explains their "skillz".

It's just that they actually believe they are incredibly good and therefore should win all the games. I read a post in the oficial forums of some fag saying that "50% win ratio is an F, if you're happy with it that's fine but I play like a god". This is the kind of people you see picking Genji, being AFK half the time, doing nothing the rest of the time and then complaining about his team.

i dont think im incredible but i know when my teammates are around my skill level and when they arent. if matchmaking werent evil it could set up groups like that on both teams instead of whatever it currently does

the more i play the more i think roadhog needs a nerf.

not sure how exactly. longer hook CD maybe. but the predominant way of playing him seems to peek around a corner, hook, insta-gib, then retreat and heal. repeat as necessary, edging forward each time you down someone if possible.

and im not sure how to counter that. junkrat does well in the sense that he can lay a trap and has good damage to take him down, but that 600 life is stupid to get through. maybe a life reduction? yeah he doesnt have armor, but armor is basically shit except vs. damage falloff weapons at a distance.

Junkrat, Soldier 76, Reaper, Zenyatta, and Widowmaker take care of Roadhog easy.
Hell, I notice D.Va does really well against Roadhog as long as you aim at his head at close range which isn't exactly hard.

if he hooks you it can go both ways
if you initiate on him its kinda a little bit more in your favor with Dva just as long as you shield right

if theyre gonna nerf him id hope they fix his bugs first. how many times am i gonna hook someone and they go behind me, or they use their panic button in the middle of the hook?
but i can be 90 feet in the air and get hooked as if i were standing on the ground. as in the roadhog hooks where i was a second ago and it teleports me back to that spot.
does this game favor a shitty connection or what?

Anyone here know how armor works with regards to shotguns? Does every shot count as one hit making armor shit against someone like Reaper or does armor reduce every single pellet roughly halving shotgun damage?

Because his pellets can do 7 at most, that means it never hits the armor max reduction cap (Armor cannot reduce damage by more than 5, and since it tries to cut damage in half, that means anything 10 and under is just cut in half. Above 10 it's reduced by 5 per hit).

So armor cuts his shots damage exactly in half.

This, ironically, tends to not stop him from being a fantastic tankbuster though, since at point blank range, he is still doing 70 damage a shot. Even more with headshot.

Reinhardts low DPS in comparison with no critical chance means Reaper, if consistent, will kill Reinhardt one on one anyway. I'd know, both of those characters are among my "mains", Reaper wins the fight most of the time.

I'm getting salty as all hell right now. 90% of my games tonight have been loses. I thought I've seen the worst this game had to offer already but I was wrong. People always find a way to be worse then you expect. I swear if I see another Bastion on offense, or 2 Genjis/hanzos I think I might kill someone.

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It sure doesn't favor people with good reflexes.

DEFEAT

Every time. Meanwhile the enemy tracer/genji is always up your teams ass and annoying you the whole game.

Also just played a game as attackers with two fucking Bastions. Make this madness end already. I just want one fucking win before I call it quits for tonight.

i dont even care that we lost, im so fucking thrilled someone listened for once.

He's fine, his main drawback is he feeds the enemy team ults with his fat hitbox and lack of armor. It's just a little harder to quantify against his KDR.

The only reasonable "fix", is fixing his hook grabbing people behind walls and shit. But that has more to do with the game itself rather than Roadhog, and this would also fix shit like him dragging people behind him or to his side hopefully.


Quality response. They sound like fun people to play with.

there is nothing wrong with this at all
England has great points for turrets and places to pick them off with your gun
hell I find most final points to be better than the first, the first are normally just beehives for turret kills where the final points are more about knowing where to use your gun and set them

aaaaaaaaaahahaha

maybe not if we werent already struggling, but i think its too wide open of an area to really be effective, and the one place i would really want her turrets she cant reach, everywhere else theyre kind of easy to pick off, even that room with the large health pack isnt really suited for her.
either way, i believe that if the front line is struggling shes much less effective since shes designed to make life hell for sneaks who want to actually get behind the front line. if theyre just running a pain train she wont have time to get comfy

I'm not sure which area exactly you are thinking of for sentries, but you could try boosting her with Mei.

Speaking of, I think they should normalize ult gain based on target HP. In other words you should get the same amount of ult charge from killing a 600HP Roadhog as from killing a 150 HP tracer, provided you did 100% of the damage to both targets.

On top of that they could even tweak the percentages based on HP/Armor/Shields, so you get LESS ult for scratching a reinhardt's armor or zarya's shield (which both want/expect you to do) and more for actually damaging their real health.

you can make roadhog fairly sad by playing zarya and using the shields correctly

Shield whoever he hooks just before he gets his kill. Not quite as good for shielding yourself, best you can do is juke a hook that way.

Tank-wise Roadhog is the best counter to Zarya (ie he kills her good), but if she's not dead she makes hooking difficult.

that perch usuallyl reserved for snipers with a door that has a view over the final point. its on the left coming from defenders spawn.
predictable, but annoying to pay attention to given how far back you need to be to destroy people walking through. its a particularly vulnerable spot for defenders to use too, really just exists for attackers.


pig is a great anti tank in general. the large hit boxes are prime targets for his gun. you can even just walk through reinhardts shield and shoot him in his face assuming you dont get ripped apart on the way there. and even if you cant, his ult will rip the shield apart in no time and theres nothing he can do about it but use his own ult, which is likely to pay off for your team even if you die.

its more about staying mobile and applying them where needed as you move and set them up
just chucking 3 down expecting them to kill isnt smart
move around see where people are coming from and try set them up offensively

yes theyre pretty weak on their own an ally needs to take advantage of the slow to land some mlg headshots. i wish they did a better job of attracting teammates attention since they tend to be extremely aloof.

i dont really get her, she seems so punishing turret cooldown to play as for someone so subtle. i mean i understand how she works, and how best to use a competent symmetra ally, and even though people bitch about the 25 shields i fucking love having it, i just dont see why they would play her aside from the teleporter.

as a zarya main roadhog is hardly a counter

in most one on one encounters with him I either win or we both work each other for too long until we part ways and neither of us get a kill

but it's so easy to shield on reaction even after he lands a hook that he just cant kill her. it practically becomes free charge for her.

Wait until after she shields to hook her and finish her off. The most important thing with Zarya is making sure to focus and kill her to reset her charge.

so when are they gonna fix this shit?

that is both good and bad
I do think Dvas sell kill on her ult has too big a range like if you are dropping it without a shift half the time you will never out run it unless you can line of sight it

being able to hide behind a speck of dust to avoid an ult isn't cool

true but there are hardly any places I can think of that have things like that

I could've sworn fixing this was one of the earliest patches to this game. Guess not.


Many of the maps have signposts and shit to hide behind to do that. It doesn't really get used in practice except as a last resort because it provides cover from the bomb but zero cover from the enemy team that will be moving in.

Junkrat is my comfort zone. No matter the map, attack or defense, he brings me success.

wish dva had a paper fan or something to cover her face with so she can move on the point while the enemy skedaddles


and thats if people can resist shooting everything thats destructible in the first place

i have a question

here it is:

the only difference in our setups is that i have a AMD Phenom II X4 B50. im pretty hopeless when it comes to hardware so i dont know if thats better or worse.
i can run it at the lowest settings, with an 8 gb paging file on an SSD. if the paging file is touched it gets choppy

should be fine, its not that demanding of a game
terrible screen size though

what the fuck am I even looking at here

this is one hell of a weird pre-built configuration

prebuilts are just confusing in general
its like they just slap random shit together, like sometimes you see garbage ass gpu with good PSUs and cpus
its like yea we got all this left over junk from last year lets slap them together and sell it for tripple the price

I'm running Overwatch on a GT 740.
Getting about 40-60 fps at 50% render scale and low on everything else. I think you should be fine

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Had several bad symmetras today who didnt even put down turrets or possibly did but in such dumb spots that they did nothing
And never used its gun outside of range shots
Im so glad retards dont play her often because if more people did it would be so painful

Most people probably don´t even realize how fucking effective the turrets of Symmetra can be. Especially because they can slow down the enemy so he barely can move. When you know how to play her, she´s so fucking satisfying. You really need to master the skill of baiting your enemy one at a time into a room full of turrets and just have fun.

As Reinhardt players, are there any instances you just straight-up shouldn't pick him? He seems to be most useful for pushing on offense, from my experience. He's no slouch on defense either, but definitely not as effective

Also Reinhardt mirror matches are the funnest shit

When I play Reinhardt it feels to me like fights against any other hero are mostly just speedbumps and the real fights are mind games against other Reinhardts.

If you look at the usage of characters on population list, you notice there are sort of three distinct brackets of usage. We can call them tier A, B, and C
You notice tier A are basically the heros that are good on every map on either side. Or at least, useful.
Tier B are the "Good on specific maps", and tier C are the "used just to counter specific comps".

Reinhardt is used a ton because there is no map or comp in which he really suffers. He can kill most of the cast with a pin. Has incredible survivability. Can zone out an entire objective area. And his shield means "Team work" is as simple as pressing RMB and standing near people.

You can get away picking him on any map and with any comp, even with other Reins, simply because he synergizes well with himself.

Explain this. It doesn't seem like he synergizes well to me in my experience fighting Reinhardt stacks.

If the other team has a Bastion and a turret, you'll need someone who can take them out as fast as possible, especially Bastion, as you're fucked if you go into an area covered by a turret and Bastion on different sides.

This, doing the classic spaghetti-western duel thing is intense as fuck

There is a point where it isn't useful. But 2-3 benefit greatly.

Most of Reinhardts strategy comes from opportunity cost. If you are shielding, you can't be charging. If you are charging, you are leaving team mates. If you are swinging, you have to be near the enemy.

A way to beat a shield is to flank. With multiple Reinhardts, you can shield in several directions making a sort of phalanx, and suddenly flanking just means you are in a bad position for the protected team mates to get easy shots.

Same with using his charge to zone out areas or disrupt blobs. With a single Rein you have to stop shielding and charge, which can often be disastrous if your team mates aren't on the same page. With at least 2, one shield can stay up as the other Rein charges in to disrupt them. Once disrupted, the rest of the team has an easier time picking them off, especially if the second Reinhardt keeps up the confusion by also charging in.

And then beyond this, the cleave melee strikes get even more stupid if there are multiple Reinhardts since it turns an area into a sort of blender. Your team mates get free time to attack as much as they want while the enemy team is jumping around an area where everyone is taking damage from these cleaving melee attacks.

This is why stacking 2 or 3 is so powerful, because you can suddenly be using him in every application all at once. And his strengths are dramatically amplified. But going a full team stack it's actually pretty bad, since you notice a lot of his benefits I said, I also included "and then team mates (do stuff)". If there are no team mates to do those things, all his set up goes to waste.

Few reinharts seem to realize that your shield will not stop my charge, simple kills with a pin, fire strike, and some melee as they panic.

The head-on collision if both reinharts charge directly into each other is amusing, though.

This is good to know, thanks goobers

Yeah, the team stacks I mentioned were usually just two or three Reinhardts.
Most of the time that I encountered this, both Reinhardts just kept up a pair of front-facing shields instead of actually covering extra sides. It didn't help that I was playing Junkrat and constantly getting tires that would fuck up both Reinhardts at once.

I just came by to laugh at you.

Junkrat can buttfuck him pretty well
It means his team needs to support him even more, also junkrat is great when he has a mercy sticking close to hart because she drops easy as hell
I much prefer using zen on a hart because he can make up for the loss of damage from the shield while still healing

But if you charge the other reinhardt, who is shielding your team? You'll probably die immediately too, though taking their reinhardt with you is somewhat useful.

Of course if you wait for him to charge first, then hit your own charge in order to stop him dead, you have him right where you want him and at half health. There's still a good chance you'll die, but if you're team is paying attention he definitely will and there's at least a chance you will survive.

The screenshot presented shows one reinhart staring at the other right outside the enemy spawn, I don't think he's shielding anyone from anything.

Fair enough, I'm more used to the standoff at the threshold. For example big door at the first point of Hanimura.

Yeah no, I meant a situation where somehow you're secure enough that your teammates aren't in totally immediate danger and you somehow find yourself in another rein's face I will absolutely set my thrusters on "fuck"

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Feels so good when people actually take advantage of damage boost

The screenshot is just taken from a video i found by googling "reinhardt duel"

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Can someone tell me about this game please and why it's so popular, also some reasons why you personally like it?

I'm going to run out of UAB reaction images at this rate.

Also have some porn.
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Well, it´s the team fortress 2 version made by blizzard. The personal reasons why i like it are:
>It´s fun

don't worry, it's a cyclical. You can always reuse **or just swich to general lewd lolis++

kill me

wow, just realized what you did.


Good aesthetics. A good game feel. No bullshit like leveling, buying gear, etc. Fairly unique as well (rapidly switching between heros during a match).

Enough depth that you don't feel overwhelmed but enough that you notice a pretty big difference between someone who can play a person well and not.

Also I feel I got exactly my moneys worth. It's a multiplayer only arena shooter for 40 dollars new with future content for free.

I think it's popular because:
1. Blizzard launched one of the best advertisement blitz I've ever seen any company do for any piece of media.
2. The character design is spectacular. They were more well known than the game was before it was even released.
3. It's not overwhelmingly complex so everyone can play together.
4. Can be run on a toaster.
5. Is 40 dollars.

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How much are they paying mark to keep this shit up?

i saw my mercy get fucking flattened between a charging friendly and enemy reinhardt. they both fell on their asses afterwards
best day of my life

sure why not hes always using the same images too because his brazilian computer only has 4 megabytes of hard drive space

Did switch IPs?
I honestly don't know why you keep posting

where can i buy this game cheap as chips?

Is this worth getting if I only play it by myself

not if they dont fix their matchmaking, youll pull your hair out

are you a very patient person?

i cant buy this game on steam sale??

no, blizzard thinks its a good idea to lock all 6 of their games into battle.net

which one do i get

do you level up and stuff on this game? can i earn money for new costumes and stuff?

Is the matchmaking just getting worse or is it just me?
I'll either have a miserable time dominating a shit team while they're unable to cap even the first point, or having a miserable time being on the shit team and unable to capture the first point.
Theres no middleground with a back and forth game thats actually fun to play anymore.
Its like assfaggots all over again.

anything but standard edition is a rip off. with origins you get a handful of shitty skins, and i think collectors gives you those shitty skins and some other horseshit

You can only unlock skins, emotives and other cosmetic stuff. You have every hero and every perk from the get go. With every level up there is a chance, that you get some ingame money, with which you can buy cosmetic stuff.

its called battle net because they use it to catch goyim

ive got a friend who doesn't have half of that from loot boxes and he's over 100 already. he was more jealous than salty, since he's got like 4k in credits saved up. but still, my luck is stupid good for these loot boxes.

if only it was this good for FFRK

Standard is the only version you should get unless you're willing to give even more money to these jews

This isn't true, and even if it were true, the solution would be to change the heroes and not restrict players like that.

Yes, this is because consoles are shit for FPS so the autoaiming turret dominates. It's not an issue on PC. Six torbs can be annoying but it's fairly easy to counter as long as your team is willing to switch up a bit.

>accent isn't terrible but it could use a little work

opinions i guess. still, i like how the mascot isn't grimdark mcbismuth for once. as much as i love my 40k-style ultra super "only war" stuff, sometimes it's nice to have something that isn't trying to choke you with it's dick of edginess.

No I played about 30 games solo last night and they all looked like this. I'd do pretty bad myself but still somehow manage to get gold in most categories. Randoms are the worst.
Seriously fuck playing with Randoms. It's infuriating, and they always seem to get worse.

Tracer a cute

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Seconding this, is there any CD key site that has the standard edition for less than $40? $40 is just way too expensive for this game.

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blizzard enforces 50% winrate

millions of people are having the same problem. win great one game, lose horribly the next

JUST

How would you fix her, Holla Forums?

Why the fuck do people play as Soldier 76 anyway? If i wanted the standard multiplayer FPS I'd just buy CoD hang myself.

3 Tracers wins you the game and a boatload of salt.


How is that even possible?

Soldier is pretty good mid-range

Simple.
Everyone else on your team only had three eliminations or less.

That's the issue. He's the boring all-round character. He's effective sure but there's nothing interesting with him.

He also fucks with the game balance. TF2 didn't have a character like that for a reason. He doesn't have any real disadvantages. He works all-right on most distances, relatively high MS, decent HP etc. All the others have a real strength and a real deficiency. But soldier 76 is just pretty good all around.

Cheeky fucker.

How can everyone else on your team only manage 2 kills or less? One or two noobs I can understand but here they must've been completely steamrolled.

mid-range engagements, flanking. he's a superb flanker, and excellent when there's a rein shield, a good zarya, or a d.va to provide cover for him on a frontal assault. his gun is 100% accurate hitscan up to the 5th consecutive shot, so as long as you just feather the trigger you've got near-full auto RoF with pinpoint accuracy, and his helix rockets give him finishing power and some aoe, while his aoe heal let's him support as well.

but seriously, try playing him as a beefier, more resilient tracer. sneak around behind enemy lines, disrupt snipers or builders, and just generally make a nuisance of yourself like a tracer would, only capable at medium range and a hell of a lot harder to put down permanently.

TF2 did have Soldier though who has no real weaknesses on his default loadout.

Give her pilot mode an evasion skill like a dash or a hologram decoy, and allow her to shoot through her shields, perhaps with an even lower range

Not entirely. The shotgun was shit at long range and the rockets mostly shit on long range. In close combat the the rockets hurt you almost as much as the enemy.

He's pretty good but that's kind of the issue. He doesn't really have any weaknesses like the others.

Class based games like this are partly based on gladiatorial combat. One has a sword and armor but only for the head and sword-arm the other is unarmored but with a long-melee weapon, trident, and a net. Both have big strengths and weaknesses.

I actually did that myself last night. Except it was a Symmetra I crushed against the enemy Rein.

His Weakness is that he's not really great at anything. Solider 76 is basically a Jack of all trades character. He can do a lot of different things but he's not a master of any of them. His damage is okay but easily beaten by others, his healing is much more limited than the healers, his mobility is alright but other characters easily out pace him.

You'd think Mercy would be used to taking a guy from each end.

I like that soldier 76 exists. If you don't have anybody who's "average" or "normal" it's impossible to really judge how special the others are. This is exactly why TF2's soldier is sometimes seen as the middle ground, because there's nothing else to judge it by.


Technically his sustained speed is the highest. Tracer and Genji can move faster in bursts, but a Soldier will actually beat both of them in distance (noticeable when running to the point on defense). Haven't tried against winston constantly jumping but I'm willing to bet soldier wins unless the winston manages to take a shortcut.

That's the thing though, other than Tracer other characters have VERTICAL mobility. Soldier can only run fast. He can jump over slightly larger gaps, but otherwise he's not getting up on a rooftop or taking the flankers-only route.

i think this is part of why mei can be so good. she can help other characters get place they normally wouldn't be able to. a tor turret in an unlikely place, or a 76 hitting you at distance from a spot only reaper or genji or pharah should be able to reach….that shit can win games.

higher range, a little more damage, regen shield and possibly able to shoot when shield is up at the cost of damage or something

how can Mei do that?

id like them to get a bit unconventional. have her meka shotguns apply a damage debuff for any attacks made against d.va. only one target can have the debuff at a time, so no plastering entire teams with it at stupid ranges.

this'll give her more survivability when directly engaging a target who is fighting back, doesn't affect her teamplay at all (which is already pretty strong if you know what you're doing) and doesn't increase her killing power (which again, is also pretty strong if you're careful).

Icewall under their feet.

with her ice wall.

i.e. temple of anubis defense point B with toblerone. you can use her ice wall to put him up on the platform overlooking the point, which gives his turret a nice vantage and gives him extra protection from flankers.

or on volskaya at the first choke point, you can use her wall to get into the window above it and to the right. help a soldier or tracer get up there and they can can provide pressure and covering fire, or duck into the building just past the choke to start harassing from the back.

mei's wall really rewards creative use.

Ive had a couple torbs ask for ice walls to help turret placement

who wants to team up?

i am low on ideas, i can see how buffing her damage might make her a nightmare. i had better ideas for nerfing mcree, i think fan the hammer is nearly pointless with what they did to it.
for starters, maybe buff her boost damage. i remember one user saying how he would charge someone and melee them before firing for "75 burst damage" but it should only be 50 since theyve nerfed quick melee. or maybe just buff her quick melee.
people say she should be played as a sniper harassing flanker and that is ideal but i would like her to have a bit more presence in direct engagements.


soldier even has limited vertical mobility, for instance you can do a limp rocket jump at the top of the stairs at point A egypt to get on top of the building overlooking the point.
i dont play him cause hes flashy, i play him cause hes flexible and none of my teammates have their wits about them so i get to put that flexibility to great use.
being able to see allies health is a great bonus too, i wish it were a global option. i always wonder how far behind the mercy i am on healing.

well it was gonna happen eventually

The only enemy that could actually engage Soldier at long range was Sniper or an Ambassador Spy and he could close the distance very quickly by rocket jumping. At the range you run the risk of killing yourself with rocket splash damage, the shotgun did respectable damage.

Soldier 76 is similar to Soldier balance-wise but trading mobility for sustain. Both are outclassed by others in every role but both are pretty good at almost everything at the same time with no real weakness.

it coulda been worse.

I just got a legendary for a hero with 0 play time

I got a few of those

to be fair I got enough to buy any skin but dunno what I really want since my main heroes I like default skins are kinda the best like Mei and Symettra and I already got the valkyrie skin for mercy

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mongol mei is cute but her weapon model is godawful looking to me

What is the name of this D.va meme?

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Anyone else want a Harambe skin for Winston?

gaming gremlin?

though I'd just call it "redditor D.va"

adorable D.VA

wouldnt that just be unclothed winston?

"d.va meme"

Holy shit do I ever regret buying this game. The gameplay is casual dogshit, ranked has literally nothing special about it, there's no solo que, the maps suck as well. The character designs are the only even remotly redeeming qualities about this game.

New hero on launch?

k

hey thanks for the blogpost man. such great and profound insight.

well i mostly agree but it scratches an itch ive had, and theres just not much else worth playing at the moment.
its sad that the game was designed around 'competitive gayman' though, and i wonder how much influence consoles had.

comp mode soon my dude

I swear I lost about 80% of my games today and every game I was in had people grouping with each other

I say "hey maybe stop running into symmetras bee nest" and they tell me to get fucked and keep doing it and we lose
others just fucking out right morons like a mercy that spent 3 games in a row just sitting on his Reinhart friend who just walked around with his shield up

What's the worse map and why is it Lijiang Tower?

all of them with shit teams

Nepal.

Of the three control point maps Ilios is the only moderately fun one.

i am extremely familiar with this scenario, people say you should communicate with your team but often theyll make sure to express their disgust and do the exact opposite out of spite.
on a related note i see an unsettling number of posts on the forums coming from 'selfless supports who just want to help' who brag about not healing people that piss them off. such triggers include things as using the 'need healing' button or asking mercy why shes saved her ult all game or even just playing the characters that tend to kill them. they get all the upboats and encouragement which is the unsettling part.

You got a link to anything like that?

heres one, its got a lot more reasonable people than the thread from weeks ago though. thats probably a good sign.
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745674521

Why the fuck has this ever been a mechanic? It was cancer in TF2 and it's cancer now. Timer runs out, you didn't meet the objective, you fucking lose. Why is that apparently not acceptable?

I hate that fucking mechanic.

I actually saw a dad76 get a legendary commendation after the game. Enemy one, but he deserved it.

after A game. Was a diffrent round with diffrent teams.

If there's not enough time for the enemy to win there's no point to continue fighting. This keeps both teams playing until the end.
The alternative would be to just end the round when it's impossible to win. I think this is fine but a company who's trying to attract as many shekels as possible would not do this as it'd probably just confuse new or shit players even if they created an icon on the UI that'd explain it.
The average player of any game is just that dumb.

Overtime is fine to me but they really need to add a decay mechanic where the more times overtime keeps getting reset, the less the bar fills up. A full minute of overtime by a team that can't actually make a cohesive push is annoying. It rewards going in and dying one by one when normally doing that is what makes you lose.

I like overtime
it makes for some tense fast constant fihgting instead of assfaggot we gonna chip away at each other till someone has the balls to engage

I'm one of them of course, but still… and people complain of a lack of supports.

why the fuck does this game give me 2 legendary widowmaker skins? i hate her, i hate sniping. i dont want these


at the least they should reduce the timer on it

I'd like that.
I love it when a team get's their act together in overtime and pushes a cart to the next point, but said Tracer tapping it… bah.

Or if the bar refills, not resets while someone is on the objective. Slower than it depletes, obviously.

They shoulnd't do all of this because it could end being broken, but any 2 of these would be a good improvement.
2 and 3 being the most powerful ones, I think.

Shill thread

Battlefront had standards to meet. Overwatch had none.

what?

what?

this is unplayable without microtransactions?

i was gonna get it now im scared what does this mean?

shit bait kill yourself aspie

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Basically unless you spend hundreds of dollars on loot boxes to get the skin you want so your character does not look like a nigger you basically wont play them
Its pretty much required to play some heroes

user you can play the game with the default skins

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This is why I like playing PvAI matches instead. Medium difficulty is way too easy though, i've never wound up losing in any PvAI match, since I've wound up with semi-competent team mates. And even when I did have a few totally incompetent ones, me and other couple of teammates could still usually compensate for them.


heh


I prefer Chen D.Va, but these are pretty amusing too

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there are only cosmetics that you earn by playing anyways.
the micro transactions are as if instead of selling keys to open randomly dropped mann co crates, you essentially buy drops.

Is this a bad thing?

Also battlefront was full price on release and had instant and expensive DLC.

Also I'd say about 10 years ago I stopped recognizing "rips off" as a meaningful critique of just about anything.

And "unplayable"? You can buy nothing but skins.

Is this bait? Did I fall for it? Fuck me, I'm the dipshit now.

No you cant
Im not playing zarya till I get the skin that hides all her ugly hair and tattoos

do not cross the memes

WHAT WEBM IS THIS

why doesnt the main man speak

You might be disappointed, but basically it was an art students senior project. He was inspired by miyazaki's movies.

please use archive.is.com (use archive.is)/geek/miyazaki-ghibli-animation-short-tribute/

what the fuck? What fucking websites aren't filtered? fucking shit

archive.is/vsQvM

Non sjw ones
What website you linking? I assume a SJWeeb one like ANN

Alright, be real with me…
Applying the "fun with friends" bonus, as bad as that is, is this game remotely worth my burgerbucks?

Tracer and D.Va both look pretty fun. The latter mostly because I am a sucker for mecha with ejection mechanics

theres a lot of things clearly inspired by tf2 in overwatch, but where is guard dog?

how patient are you? the matchmaking in this game is going to upset you.
dva is currently absolutely terrible but is due for buffin.

Eta on the buffin'? or a price drop; 15-25 would be so much more palletable

sometime between wheneverthefuck and its blizzard dont hold your breath

ez

wat

Well no one's playing this game because it has good writing.

Blizzard never actually said they were 'definitely' going to buff D.Va or anything if I remember right. They only said they'd take a close look at her to see if anything needs to be changed.

I'd call it shit bait but it certainly got results.

I'd be comfortable if she didn't slow to a crawl when shooting and her crit spot wasn't size of a fucking beach ball.

Blizz had to make up some dumb reason that wasn't "We wanted a blue European woman with a huge ass"

ok this is a worse offender than the handwaving her skin blue, in my opinion. how does having a bad circulatory system make you autistic?

I just needed a reason to post loli

I think that has more to do with the brainwashing/training than anything

Because she's cold-hearted

Snipers require excelent aim and any distraction can screw a shot. Your heart beats and breathing can make you move your aim slightly which is why most snipers take a deep breath and hold it until they've taken the shot, to minimize interferences. Slowing her heart means less beats or more time inbetween to take shots, which should increase accuracy.

Her skin turning blue is due to both less pressure in the blood (something that gives people the rose color in their skin) as well as less oxygen in it, leading to a darker shade of blood.
It's essentially the same thing that happens to corpses turning a hue of blue after a while.

However, it's still bullshit. If that were true, her blood wouldn't be carrying enough oxygen to her body and her cells would start to die and rot from the inside. She would be decomposing just like a cadaver.
This implies that there must be some other method by which she's getting oxygen in her body. Maybe through her skin :^)

Well, considering how she ain't getting enough oxygen due to slower heart and possibly breath rate, then the first cells to be affected by this are actually her brain cells. Perhaps she has some amount of brain damage already that makes her autistic and the longer she lives, the more brain damage and the more autistic she becomes.
It's like, inside of her head, she's constantly shitposting on Holla Forums.


Overwatch is shit. SHIT!

why do people keep saying symmetra is autistic

Maybe it's because the people playing her are autistic, because they never want to switch after she stops being useful.

They don't even need to reduce the size of her crit spot, just move it onto her back like Reinhardt

From what I've heard it's because she takes everything people say to her literally.

in the overwatch comic "a better world" it implies she is autistic and she also displays autistic traits

ya know what's really funny?
"high functioning autism" also looks a whole lot like someone from one very different culture suddenly being dumped into a new one.

Not understanding body language, voice inflections, personal space meanings, etc etc.

High functioning autism is a bit different than being from a different culture you fucking tubmlr faggot.

i suffer from a form of high functioning autism (aspergers)

i learned how to function in society mostly normally but the other user's comparison isnt totally inaccurate

It's implied in her comic "A better world" where she shows some behaviour that is associated with autism. Also features a joke about her peers asking her "where she is on the spectrum" despite this being just a pun because her school is all about manipulating light.


Read again, tard. He is not saying high functioning autism is the same as being from a different culture, he is saying it LOOKS the same.
As in, it's not the same but exhibits the same traits as the other and one can easily assume it's either of those two.

exactly. But I have started to consider that perhaps "high functioning" autists are just awkward faggots that are further reinforced to be awkward by the label. Hence not having to work on their awkward shittyness and just letting it fly.
The label also bestows the magical monthly check for life so that's probably another reason as to embrace it.
But then again, maybe i've just met some shitty autists that seem to use it as an excuse to be complete dick heads.

I would also point out that there is something magical about the rise of social media and the increasing rise of autism.
I think its kind of like ADHD at this point. Something just highly over diagnosed.

That's just a bogus disease parents made up so they don't have to admit they are shit at raising their kids. And kids believe it because nobody wants to know how stupid he is. And doctors play along because medicine for that is pure profit with no side effects (lolno).

High Functioning Autism is probably the same thing, seeing how it's a phenomenon in America mostly. Just awkward assholes that had a shitty upbringing and neither them or anybody ever bothered to stick in their heads that the shit they are doing is not normal at all.
I bet there's either pills that "cure" it or some psychologist service to "keep it in check" and both are not that cheap at all.

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we doing this yet again eh?

So I just finished buying every single unlockable for Mercy. I'm not entirely sure why I did that.

Also, "Valkyrie" is by far the best skin.

Its breddy damn good
I do like her Amber one and the imp one also

I got amber and Valkyrie so thats good

is sigrun the ginger one? cause i like the ginger one better

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yea

thb her golden skin is great, too

The blue wings are what really sell me on the valkyrie version (sigrun's are orange). The blonde hair+blue eyes with gold equipment highlights don't hurt.

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cmon. symmetra. does it even need an explanation?


it makes her tits bigger while the devil shrinks them, valkyrie is the clear winner

Those sparkles are from it being a duplicate you 馬鹿

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Fuck off.

classic

however, devil skin gives her a tight leather suit while the valkyrie just chucks more armor up there. her tits probably don't even get bigger, i bet she just uses padding with the valkyrie skin. meanwhile, the devil skin shows her in her purest, most honest form. devil's definitely the winner as far as i care.


yeah, i agree, calling it a disease is stupid. although, it's actually not easy for everyone to just focus on one thing and pay attention all the time and i don't think it has anything to do with parenting. that said, most people who flaunt their ADHD are exactly as you described. special snowflakes who "just can't help it" and they can't help it because they've been patronized, told they're special and went along with it since it was easier than to actually try. the going along with it part can be partly blamed on their parents, i suppose.

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kek
refer to your own image, friendo

Yes. I don't speak tumblr so I don't know how to arbitrarily label things.

Symmetry = autism in the mind of the autist.

Whatever happened to the perfectionist type of character? How come if someone is at all quirky some legbeard wants to start saying they're autistic/lesbian/a one-arm gay iguana

On that note I remember someone saying that Junkrat is trans.

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What is it with these Blizzard apologists? I keep questioning how I have these people on my friends list that play Overwatch, which means they paid the $120 to play a TF2 clone.

I keep telling them of Blizzard's crimes against video games, of how they put their foot down on Nostalrius and are probably contracting those devs into a sweat shop environment. I remind them of how they're trying to take down all the quality Overwatch porn anyone has ever put their heart and soul into, and what's more, they changed the posture of Tracer because they deemed the prior too "sexist".

But no. They claim it doesn't bother them. They try to reason with, "It's their IP, and they have the right to make a DMCA complaint." Have they seen Blizzard lately? They've drilled a hole into WoW's soul and loaded it up with a money hole trap until nothing is left. They took the genuine attention to detail in Diablo and made it a laughing stock known as Diablo III. How are these people still so apologetic???

That makes even LESS sense! Why can't these degenerates just make their own godawful game?

$120
can you show your work there, bub?

is this copypasta

I thought they tried?

Oh yeah! I forgot about brian's abortion of a game.

Didn't beta testers pay to get in, and then they had to pay for the game full-price when it came out?

no

that sounds so fucking dumb that I doubt it was real.

Who's to say that isn't what the gaming industry practices today?

well with "Ground Zeroes" being a 20 dollar "game"….

nah fam valkyrie is hotter, purer, comes with a horn of mead and because of her opera lungs she can suck dick better

well, the Valkyrie version of a healer makes no fucking sense.
Valkyries are meant to carry dead warriors off to the great hall.
Not revive them.

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this is the great hall, eternal battle and all that

I often wonder, if there is an afterlife, who is the most correct.

Or if anything else, maybe its all correct and really actually depends upon actual beliefs.

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I just finished this a few minutes back, figured you guys might like it even though it's been done before

beautiful.

Ive finally played a few games as bastion
this hero is so damn easy

like I get why so many people suck at him though becasue they dont fucking move, they just keep sitting in the same spot and dying
his normal gun is good also

like turret for a few seconds if ya dont wipe anyone out move, stop waiting for teams to run into your path because that is so dumb
keep moving and having awareness and shit is easy as fuck

you need to do a symmetra version of this

D E S I G N A T E D

Heh I had a god chuckle.

What the fuck? Is the author defending public shitting?

It's an edit. In the original the girl is eating some shitty food.

oh thanks

Jesus.

So I'm up to a 67% winrate with D.Va. I know she's weak, but somehow I just can't stop winning with her.

Granted, I ONLY pick her when I feel like the team can support it (based on comp, usually pick from the start), but I feel like she should be getting shit on.

She is weak but can fuck shit up if you can shift around a lot and use health packs constantly

Like in kingsrow

Basically play like Winston.

don't play her like a tank; pretend you're riding a dragon. Swoop down into groups to knock them around, use your shield to block big threats or pepper them with fire. Focus on the weaker people, before swooping out to cover again. Your jets have a 5 second cooldown so you should be fairly mobile. Also you can self destruct when your mech explodes, since there's a slight delay before you eject. It's good when you're low on health, but want everyone off of a point. Dive in, do some damage and explode when your mech finally goes down. in the chaos, you can get some distance and start firing at crowds to get your mech back faster.

feels good.

Apparently torb is being nerfed on consoles but not pc

Because consoles can't aim

The hook giveth and the hook taketh away.

Did you hook an allahu akbaring dva or something

Console parity makes as much sense as having pro athletes and cripples running on the same track.
Shouldn't even have bothered to make the game for consoles…

There are some people that still believe at some point Console players are gonna duke it out with PC players in some server, but since there's so many fundamental differences between both versions, that's never gonna happen.
Even if the Console Peasants had a permanent +100HP & +50% extra damage, they'd still be no match for PC.

nah just magnet hooks giving free kills and some good hooks putting the enemy behind me so I can't kill them at all.

How is that shit still not fixed

Thank fuck they aren't balancing the PC version around console issues. Turrets are easy to destroy on PC, I can understand them being really annoying on console though.

she's got nothing to do with opera, in fact, i'd argue that devil's better at sucking dick since she's some sort of a goddamn succubus.
i'll give you that. it's a nice bonus.

Because netcode is hard. I seriously don't expect it to ever really be fixed.

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1:25 search time on ps4 for matchmaking
how long on pc?

2mins+ with "average" of

Reminder

I just want one good game where everyone stays on the objective and we don't get a widowmaker AND hanzo fucking off to circlejerk with the enemy snipers.

Reminder that you're severely ass pained? Not necessary when so obvious.

Reminder that you are unwelcome, and that this containment is reflective of that you subhuman kike slave

Who cares if you think I'm welcome or not?

No it's reflective of Mark being a retarded jew who thinks he has to be a dank memer like all those guys Holla Forums Xd

go back to reddit faggot

High tier
My taste

Shit tier
Your taste

It's hilarious when I'm winning as D.Va and see the enemy switch to D.Va themselves. It's like they think just because I'm slaughtering them that maybe they will have a chance if they play her.

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I wanna punch that tranny in the mouth.

I really hope ranked separates me from the retards that always try to flank and 1v6 the enemy team even though they die every time.

It won't. That's your MMR. Ultimately it's going to be the same in ranked as well, since your personal skill won't change.

You might get more people who take things more seriously, but that doesn't sound like your problem, just idiots.

What do people think of the golden guns?
I think most of them look like shit.

She's not a tranny, she's just indian; they all have that sort of manjaw going on.

I love the cheesy skins that have gold, they're what I've been spending my points on to unlock. I wish every character had one.

pretty accurate expects (you) should be tank because no one else will take one.

Can't wait patch to see how badly blizzard will balance this game.

Didn't even notice that. That pretty much proves that (you) is right where they belong, with the crew of misfits and freaks.

Thing is it not just having group misfits and freaks, it's that match are rarely balanced either you get rolf stomped or you stomp enemy and it's not fun either way.

There are legitimately bad players and some time they get but together and thats when you get 4 gold metals as Lucio and those teams can't win game even if their life depend to it. But what overwatch need is some sort group leader system that take best player who have cheeked that they wanna be leader so they can lead and idiots will fallow him because he's texts is different color. Maybe ad carrot like leader can award best team player whit 1k xp.

That's an interesting idea, usually when someone takes a leader role over voice chat people
start paying attention a little more, so having that specified role would keep the tards in line.

That's nothing. I saw a TV-drama about some bitch that couldn't let go.

In the movie she attends the re-union, gets drunk, throws a big fit about how mean everyone was to her and gets carried out shrieking. That's the drama part. Then she followed it up with "interviews" where she called people up to guilt them about it. She also confronts the guy she said was worst on his way home with TV-cameras and all. He's become a lawyer and infinitely more well adapted than her. He just keeps his cool while she tries to guilt him and then he says he doesn't have the time and leaves.

Her claim to fame was feigning a panic-attack/attempted suicide, she had legit ones before, then filming/writing about it in art-school.

I fucking hate this country.

And give him wow like marking tool and some command line like where to push where to regroup something that doesn't need mic so any autistic freak can do it, just make commands stand out and that none one will get role if they don't wanna it.

Didn't battlefield 2 have this feature?

Pretty sure most of them do when you're squad leader.

Speaking of, Overwatch could REALLY use an "enemy sighted" ping.

reddit plz

You mean it would reveal the position of a player to your whole team?
Would be too strong, would also be weird when widow and zen to an extent already doing that.

It would be nice if people in the game used the in-game chat. It's always just 2 guys in the voice-chat lobby. Why'd they even come up with this system?

That's pretty much what I mean, of course it requires line of sight on the target and a player input, which Hanzo/Widow don't, and only lasts a short duration (even shorter if they take cover). Zen doen't do it at all for the team, which also should be changed, it's the buff he needs.

Basically the purpose of this is to substitute the voice chat for people who won't/cant use it.. Also there's usually a delay on voice that makes it less useful for urgent situations.

It could just work as a marker that could be seen through walls and doesn't actually track the enemy player. It just marks the spot the player was aiming at. Metal Gear Online does this.

Come to think of it, I often hear other player characters announced "I've found the enemy teleporter." but I'll have no goddamn clue where it is. Being able to point it out would rectify that.

Yeah that could work, if it just shows last seen location, I feel like tards wouldn't use it, they don't want to give up their precious kills.

I remember playing battlefield and that feature went unused mostly because instead of pinging and then engaging they would engage first and die.

Back when I played bf2/2142 that shit was spammed non-stop. I think a lot of the use was that it would actually detect enemies that you couldn't quite make out yourself and mark them, that and vehicles.

Yeah a last-seen would be good enough. Really I just need something to point out the flanking reaper/tracer/genji that absolutely no one is paying attention to. Zenyatta still deserves to have his Discord orb mark targets for the team though, that's something he needs just to buff his teamplay ability at lower skill levels.

Yeah I don't use voice chat so it would be nice to alert the team of a flanker, so many times I spectate teammates when I'm dead and they have less awareness than a rock, just standing there taking hits from behind.
I agree with zen, I enjoy playing him but if I'm not playing out of my mind then it seems like he has very low impact on the team. Especially when they think I'm the dedicated healer.

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There's currently a lot of people still going "How am I still playing with retards when I'm level 93?" and talking shit about their team even when they are worse themselves. I honestly can't wait for Ranked so they can be told just how bad they actually are.
Personnaly, I don't expect more than 65-70 points for me but that's most likely more than enough to avoid playing with those idiots.


Because there's actually multiple channels for voice, one for your team and another for when you are grouped with people. By default, you'll be put in the second if you bring friends and most people don't bother to change that since they are playing with friends anyway.
Everyone else that doesn't come with friends probably doesn't have the mic plugged in since they don't see the point.

is it that hard to just say "enemy ends up where street pig hooked from"?
this is the third match in a row where theres a godly tracer or genji who i will hook, but they dont end up where theyre supposed to, not once.
its getting old, all too often there is a particularly dangerous player on their team who has a laggy guardian angel

It goes to show how bad people are, I'm level 36 and I routinely play with rank 80s,90s,100s,
How do people put that much time into the game and get outplayed by someone who plays like 5 hours every couple days.
Not trying to jerk myself off, just stating what I see,

God i hate tracers that has bad internet connection, she is never where you shot at not even roadhog gun will hit her.

My favorite hooks are that clearly hit target like they physically hit it but still don't take hold.

I really like playing roadhog but recently I've been getting really tired of random hooks bringing them behind me or some stupid shit.

Yes. Because that's not what's actually said at all.

The moment before you throw the hook, both you and your target are in a certain position and you're both saying "I want to move in that direction" to the server. The server then tells you back "okay, you changed position to this place and here you are now".

At the same time however, what you see is your client saying "the server told me the Genji was here and moving in this direction, so I'll keep moving him there" until the server tells you otherwise. When you throw your hook, you are still gonna see the other character moving in a particular direction because your client doesn't yet know he was hooked.

And what's worse, it's not even "move here instead". They are dragged across that line and must test for collision with everything on their way there (thankfully, only on the server) so he can't just update their position on the end of the hook, the server has to keep updating it throughout the whole journey, while at the same time your client predicts where he will be so it looks a seamless fluid movement to you.

There's a bunch of neat tricks and optimizations that can be employed, all with it's own problems and shortcomings as well. What we currently have is far from perfect but believe me, it's far from horrible too. There's much worse crap out there than this and you can at least aim exactly at a character instead of predicting where he will be based on lag first.

Yeah that's where I was when I wrote . Lucio was complaining about my "magnet hooks" after I killed him, then the next 2 or 3 times I hooked him he landed completely behind me.

Roadhog is my favorite hero but hook is too inaccurate whit current netcode, even bullshit like hooking some one behind corners just is't fair. Net code could work if every player had good connection but if you have ping in double digits it get too iffy.

Same here. I'm 39 now or so, only play a couple hours every day unless I forget or am busy and yet I'm finding people 80-90 on both teams frequently. Most matches are quite close and often lead to a very extended Overtime so I gotta be at least as skilled as they are.

Roadhog cannot move while hooking and it would not be that difficult to always have an enemy end up in a certain position next to an immobile player.

Yeah this. I'm 40~ playing against level 90+ most of the time. There's sometimes stomps both ways but it's usually about evenly matched.

This is the worst. Im very accurate with the hook, but the netcode fucking everything up and teleporting them somehwere NOT in front of me costs me so many kills. Not to mention the game lagging and giving them a split second to use an ability to get away. Fuck it when that happens.

This isn't always lag. After you hook someone it stuns them briefly starting from when they're originally hooked and the duration of the stun does not change. The stun is short enough that if you catch the enemy at about the max range of the hook, they're actually able to respond before you can shoot them.

Nah, it's actually fairly hard considering not all heroes move the same with the hook.
The hard part isn't even putting them in a point, it's making them move around obstacles in the middle or sliding through walls instead of going through them when you land a hook and they are behind a corner.
That requires the physics engine to handle collisions first and only then can they be moved.

Also, I'm not sure a lot of people know this but, not all heroes move the same with the hook.
After some testing, they noticed that while tanks would land close enough to take all pellets from a shotgun blast, smaller heroes like Tracer and Genji would end up only getting a few pellets meaning the hook was far less deadly for them.
So it was changed to land the smaller heroes closer to Roadhog versus the larger ones like Dva or Reinhart.

Lots of shitters at the 90 level. Wait till you are playing with people at the 300+ level and they still suck.

ive had tracers use recall in the middle of the pull and theyre gone immediately after they get in to face blast range

You'll also have Meis, Reapers and Zaryas that LShift when the hook is finished, which means no shot (and extra charge for Zarya) instead.
I actually like this, it rewards players reacting to an attack but quickly throwing an ability of their own up.

im not talking about reaction time, im talking about using an ability while they are stunned

I got myself a refund.

T-thanks. At least I'm halfway towards the devi skin now..

Is this accurate?

people generally can't be bothered to talk/write but they do think it. when they release ranked and people actually bother to communicate that's exactly how it will be.

It fits real doctors or medics at least.

Why don't you try playing Reinhardt, healslut? Taking an enemy down is a hell of a lot better than dying for nothing.

Wait… they did the same shit as in Heroes of the Storm?

Blizzard can't be this stupid.

I know they're so stupid to do things like that. We're talking about "Can not Matchmaking Blizzard"

I wind up on to many team with two of the fuckers who just won't switch to anything else, and the team need a tank so why not D.va

No. The "forced 50" myth is just the result of Common Core and retards that think "if it has %, that's statistics" as the only knowledge they have of Probability.

Is there any scenario where having a tracer is not good?

Most of the time because most people suck at Tracer. When I see the Tracer and Genji combo I almost just want to leave the game because they always suck.


It is a forced 50 though. Even the top tier players can't get to a 60% win rate.

that image sounds like a shit mercy
the fuck you complaining about a Genji
also reinhardt charge can split groups to make it more easy for team initiation
use your fucking shift moron

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When your tracer is a retard and tries to play like a McCree, attacking tanks head on. It's the same story with Junkrat, he's great to have on your team but most players just sit back and spam their grenades rather than getting in the nitty gritty of things. They might be afk for all I know.

oh who the fuck am I kidding its probably a tumblr retard that hasnt even changed the settings

btw if you are gonna play mercy change ya settings for her

Crestfallen#1231
Looking for strayafags to play with, hopefully if we group blizzard will actually prefer to give us aussie servers.

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What do you even play on if there isn't a server for you?

masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/eu/winrate
Site related. 50 players have more than 70% winrate.

Player's skills suffer from a Gaussian distribution. There's A LOT of mediocre players and VERY FEW of both very bad players and very good players.
The only reason those very bad\good players have a different winrate than the majority is only because they can't find anyone else as bad\good as them, so they lose\win more games than usual. Everyone else eventually finds their match seeing how there's so many in a similar skill level and matches end up in 50% winrate.

Again, this is statistics and probability, not some coded feature that ruins the game for people on purpose.

Anything you do, another character could do better

I managed to get ptog twice in a row. It was a pretty boring triple kill with the ulti. Wish I had gotten something for pulling off a 14 kill streak without dying for the entire game instead.

Potg is always someone with explosives kill stealing an already weakened group.

Whenever I get connected to a server with 200+ ping I finish the match and quit to shitpost on Holla Forums to pass the time. I don't like frustrating situations.

Mercy is suffering, especially the Guardian Angel ability. You can't heal from more than 15 meters so you have to be quite close to people. But this makes you a prime target for the enemy that will prioritize you as they should while your team doesn't help you because they already have a target in mind.
Every time you see someone far away that you can shift to, he's always alone against at least 3 people. You shift in, you die along with him.
And every time time he is with your team, he runs behind an obstacle and you can't target him with shift.
I still heal everyone even if just for the free charge, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about watching so much retarded shit. Playing Mercy is losing faith in Humanity.
This is why I always feel so guilty when I go after one and why I always commend them when I can.

I assume your pic's related, I have literally never seen a team win Temple of Anubis without a Pharah or two on their team.
I don't even know how people can push through the initial choke point without one.

I played one game where I had my gun out like 50% of the game just taking out turrets and symmetras toilets and bloody charging in telling people to follow because everyone kept dicking around at a choke point when they kept leaving sides open when I had solo captured 2/3 of the point

finally a mei followed and we finished it but fuck it was painful
at least mercy has an ok gun
just nobody ever uses it

Hook the bastion that is always in that alcove. Proceed to build up charge and whole hog to victory.

Reinhart is more essentiall in that part even if just to let people move to the side lines first.
But it's easy, just dive for the right or left side, flank them or just rush the point as any FSAT character to force them back. Same as Volskaya, you just start backcapping and when they all turn back to stop a single guy, your team catches them in the back.

lol pharah is mostly good for distracting widowmakers with some skeet-shooting

But bullying mercy is the most fun you can have as a flanker. Killing her after she just got out of spawn is so satisfying.

Hard mode: there's no bastion, the left room is a Symmetra turret hive, there's a Tobjorn turret covered by a Reinhard and a Pharah is shitting rockets on you from above while Lucio is healing everyone.


Why does nobody ever want to get behind my shields? Motherfucking McCree and Genji always walk ahead on my shield rather than staying behind it.

Have any semi-competent tank

I had a mcree kill me on mercy while my team was pushing a payload and he spent 2 minutes at the spawn waiting for me to leave
then called me salty when I asked him if it was worth it when they lost the game

Sounds like an unskilled retard. If he was that was probably his biggest contribution to the team. Tracer or Genji can move around and keep others down as well instead of sitting around at spawn.

Yea it was. There are many characters that are objectively the best choice for certain roles. I don't see anything wrong with that personally. It makes playing heroes like Genji and actually accomplish something more rewarding.

That said,
Don't choose Genji if you're actually trying to win.

a good genji is absolute hell even more so than a good tracer
that said both are so damn rare and genji picks are so common you will probably never see a good one

Opinions on Reaper in the current meta?

good reaper can fuck shit up from behind
a bad one is just a walking ult

I may not compare to those rare good tracers but everytime i let someone else be genji we get fucked by bastions and no one ever goes for mercy.
To all genji's
FLANK THEM

Both pale in comparison to an experienced Reaper who knows how to flank

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fuck

Exploiting greedy players is the best, everyone wants dat extra elimination even if their contribution was a single shot.

it sucks though when your team is just as bad and they jump over the payload to move a head and get some spawn kills. No one ends up pushing the payload apart from you.

Especially if you're Lucio and your choices are to either let your team get slaughtered and move the payload on your own, possibly getting shreked by a Tracer/Genji or ignore the payload and hope that after your teammates win we can go back on the payload.

If I see that my team pulls shit like that I just pick Reinhard and sit my ass on the payload with my shield up, even if that leaves them without a healer.

Another good part of tracer is to do just that while everyone else is off being worthless. Most of the time it's completely risk free and no-one notices before I've hit the checkpoint, sometimes not even that. It's all part of the someone-else-is-probably-doing-it psychology. That's how I racked up 3 min objective time and pushing the cart for about half the map.

If someone else comes around to stop me I just leave and backdoor them. I've held up a reinhardt with a mercy just by standing in front of the cart and they were to scared to push through and kill me.

No, I've seen a good Genji. I've played against a guy called "ItsGenji" who has 100+ hours on Genji.
I'm not saying Genji is weak, Reaper is just Overpowered. He's not game breaking. He clearly out classes all the other flanker though and he's incredibly easy to use

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disgraceful

I just got into this game because a friend was prodding me. I'm playing casually at the moment but it's honestly pretty damn fun. I like the cast, I can jump in and out, teamplay is rewarded, and the game itself just has a lot of potential, so long as Blizzard expand and polish it.

You guys are alright.

Guess what the play of the game was? An effortless reaper ult, as always.

because he goes fast and doesn't die

as far as I can tell the only metric the play of the game looks for is bodycount both up and down and time elapsed between them.

it doesn't count skillshots like killing 2 enemy widows in their nest with a rocket dva ult or anything cool like that.

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wait wrong fuckin thread

Oh, and forgot to mention I'd been asking you guys for feedback to distinguish between the shitposting and the shilling. That helped too.

You guys enjoying Overwatch?

its ok

Every POTG is one of the following, in order of likeliness
A) Junkrat ult, even if the Junkrat did a very skillful play that game that would have been far more interesting to see
B) Bastion
C) Reaper ult, nevermind if the Reaper flanked masterfully and had a series of pickoffs that disrupted more than the ult in question
D) Torbjorn walking back from spawn and hitting Q on his way there
E) Zarya ult being attributed to someone else who pressed Q after being spoonfed the setup

Fucking hell, I hope I can organize a group of people to get Blizz change their mind or at least actually look into the dumb dwarf instead of just throwing us a bone. His damage is fine dammit, what isn't fine is how it fucking locks onto your hit box while 95% of your screen is you being behind a wall before you can even manage to get a clear shot of it. The damage means fuck all honestly. Let me strafe the thing dammit.

Im not a consolefag but it seems he is ruining consolefags anuses

on PC I feel his turret responds too fast and has no falloff damage

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Yeah, I understand why he doesn't cause a ruckus on PC, having witnessed the TF2 engineer and his turrets it pales in comparison. However the tracking on them isn't aimbot tier either. That's all I want really is for the tracking to be toned down or reworked, the tracking should be strongest at it's frontal arc and slower at it's sides and rear.

She's generally bad on attacking the last point or the last 20 meters of the payload, because there is no backline to harass.
Also, don't need fucking 3 of her.

Also:


Dad76 is also a flanker and he's too diffrent from Reaper to be outclassed by him.
Also Reaper can't really do anything against a turret that isn't build next to a corner or already shooting something else, wich 76, Geni and Tracer all have better options against

Yeah shit's a real nuisance. In TF2 as Scout you could still destroy a sentry if you had a corner to peek with. I was intending to do the same as Tracer a few days ago but it would always instalock and chip me as soon as my hitbox was out of cover.

Flanders shouldn't have to worry about turrets. The pushers should handle that. The flanker just needs to stay out of sight while they swing in to pick off the healer or sniper. Occasionally they can jump in the fray to get a team kill

Dad76 is not a flanker either. Flanders require upward mobility and generally have high dps and short range.

Fuck I hate posting from mobile

Reaper can shadowform straight up to a turret and kill it at point blank. He has more than enough HP to survive killing it.

Granted, he might not survive long enough to escape, but that's another problem entirely.

Against soldier it could go either way, but Reaper has the capability of one-shotting him with a solid headshot if he gets close enough, and the healing field won't help. Really if he gets close at all reaper has the advantage, and at range he has an easy escape instead.

TBH the only character I'm afraid to face as Reaper is another Reaper.

soldier is jack of all trades, that includes flanking. His speed and survivability/healing mean he can operate in the back lines so long as he can find a way to get there to begin with. He just needs an opening.

He is versatile, but he cannot move himself upwards. You HAVE to be able to go upwards to flank. The majority of flanking routes in this game have vertical obstacles.
CAN YOU FLANK WITH HIM? Poorly, but yes you can.
I don't think you've seen an actual flanker if you think 76 can fill that role.

Tracer is a designated flanker and has no upwards mobility either.

Dude, if you're going to force your definition of a flanker on everyone else, you need to get your story straight.
You keep contradicting yourself.

why is she so cute?

because she is white

Ok, do you not know the separation of a dedicated role and an action?
Ex:
I'm not a singer, but I can sing?


You sure? Cause if that's true then Tracer is completely worthless.
Idk because that's the only character I've never played. She's an obnoxious, ugly cunt.

Cause she's an angel bruh

But you didn't say he's not a dedicated flanker. You literally said you HAVE to have vertical mobility to flank. Then you said he has none but can flank anyway. So which is it?

good point

I'm positive. Her only movement abilities are blink and recall. Blink only teleports you in whichever direction your pressing on a 2D plane. You can't gain any height from it unless the floor you blink to is a staircase or a ramp. Recall does actually allow you to gain height, but only to places you've already been to, making it worthless for accessing areas.

Despite her lack of vertical mobility, she's one of the best flanking heroes in the game. You're stretching the definition of flanker to include arbitrary qualities. Every single map has multiple pathways through chokepoints that even heroes with no vertical mobility can access to get behind the enemy with.

Ah, then that's my mistake. I meant to say
"You have to have upward mobility to flank WELL"
He's a pusher though. Long range weapon, has heals, good damage. Perfect for killing turrets and tanks from behind Reinhardt.

she has one of the if not the best mobility and escapes in the game
her speed and ability to escape with ease makes up for her ability to not get up on higher ground
hell most high grounds have paths going up anyway
sure there are some spots where she cant get that a sniper can but those spots also leave the sniper very much out in the open

Well its not just for pathways. They also need to be able to get to locations Widowmaker can get to and sometimes where Mercy/Pharah do.
Not only is tracer incapable of that, she also does less damage, has less survivability, and less team killing potential than Reaper does.

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I seriously disagree. I kill Tracer as Zenyatta quite frequently. Tracer 99% of the time runs straight at you while she shoots. This means you can literally take the bullets, aim at her head, and fucking kill her right then.

the "40m" range seems like horseshit too, also there's no way to tell how long a meter is on the maps. most players didn't figure out that turrets can only lock on to one player at a time so if a rein has his shield up he can tank the turret and another player can finish it unhindered

blizz is ready to make all the wrong nerfs though

well yea because Zenyatta can kill her in 2 hits
he also does the same shit to meis and reapers

that isnt a character problem its the person playing them

The only places I can think of that only Reaper can access to get at a Widow or something that's in high ground have absolutely no paths leading to them. Meaning in those cases Reaper has to teleport in Widowmaker's view while she lines up a fully-charged headshot on him during his animation.


That really sounds more like a shitty player than a case of Tracer being shit.

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Well the solution would involve spreading the shots on a horizontal axis, causing more shots to miss. Given they don't hit the head, that's even less damage. Meanwhile, reaper can walk straight up to you and out trade you. Provided things go sour for Reaper, he can fly away while intangible.


You really don't know how far his teleport goes do you? You can easily partially poke out, line up the teleport behind the sniper, put a spray down, and kill them. Give Reaper some time. He's absurdly strong if your team actually plays their roles correctly.
The guy that plays reaper with me, literally just lurks until his ult is charged, then team kills the second they group up. He does this several times a game.

No I know its range exactly. The problem isn't acquiring the teleport destination. in the spots I mentioned. It's Widowmaker being able to hear you teleporting in and lining up a fully-charged headshot before you can start defending yourself.

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ my English is shittier than normal tonight.

I've never seen a Widowmaker hear Reaper teleporting. I guess that's a PC thing?


I still understand

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Console shitters are shit. This is nothing new and explains why you are attributing low player skill to heroes being strong/weak.

Eh, I'd rather a team based game be based on tactics than the sniper on their team is ultra profecient at clicking on things.

they aren't called console tards for nothing. As you yourself have been so keen to demonstrate, their tactics are lacking far behind PC averages as well as their aim.

Skill has nothing to do with this conversation. If skill was involved, then there's nothing worth playing other than genji and widowmaker.
The discussion was over abilities and their suitability for a particular role.

still cant afford the game eh champ?

Yea, super tactical game play there

I dont know why am I even surprised, this thread is pure unaltered cancer.

Stay stuck to a shit timesink son

It's not about being shit. There are limitations to aiming with a controller vs what is possible with a mouse.

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Showing off your birthday money again, son?

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Heres your reply

Care to elaborate? I fail to see how limitations are inherently bad. Would you enlighten me?

No?
Oh right, you're just lazy and can't actually discuss things like a normal human

Sorry I have a job, I dont need MOBA tier social timesinks as the only vidya I play.

the brcuck didn't even update his picture.
He's also saging a cyclical thread

They are in this case

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Hi f3, can you tell me more about South America?
You seem to know an awful lot about it.

I disagree. I've already stated my reasoning. Skill level unrestricted makes the gameplay similar to all other FPS games as its just a contest of reaction speed and mouse pointing profeciency.

What's your point? You'll be bad if it actually involves twamwork?

OW is shit but I'd fug Genji any day of the week.

How many remasters do you own for your PS4?

yes we all saw your birthday money champ
but you gotta put that in your third world piggybank

Hahaha you want to approach the people who play JRPG's with that conclusion?

I own Overwatch, SFV, Rocket league, and Bloodborne.


Meant to go to

Sure fam, about you restrict your ability to breathe?


No thanks

Remember when people played games to have fun?
Remember when global stats weren't a thing?
Remember when nobody cared about their KDR?

Try again nerd

that never existed dummy

e-sports pls go and stay go

There are timesinks that are of actual quality
This game is not


Pretty shit taste at least buy EDF, thats an actual good timesink.

Sure

Got anything better dweeb?

Nigga, I will walk outside tomorrow morning and take a timestamp if you want me to fucking prove it. I literally live in the city that Olympic training grounds is located.

Rocket League is actually good
You dont have complete shit taste, but then again you probably bought it due to peer preassure.
So congrats I guess?

Give me 3 reasons why Overwatch is better on PC than on console

a person on PSN who wanted me play it bought it for me

Why not today?

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Same reasons why every FPS is better on a PC. Accurate aiming with a mouse, smooth framerate and better community although that last one is questionable in relation to popular multiplat shooters.


This, every time this retard posts here, the replies he gets bump this thread to the first page.

Because it's nightime you dumbshit. You can't see anything

Ill give you 3 reasons on why its shit on all platforms


No wonder you post on this thread


Feels fucking good man

The thread was on the top page for almost an hour
I didnt change a fucking thing you pleb


Use a flashlight

You're dull

I was about to tell you to get back to school but it's summer, ask your parents to send your illiterate ass to summer school before you embarrass yourself any further.

Incorrect, I dont play Overwatch

Wew lad, you're stupid

Care to prove why not playing over watch indicates that you and inherently sharp?

I know a man with down syndrome that doesn't play overwatch. By your reasoning, he would be sharp wouldn't he?

You're in all likelihood arguing with a 12 year old.

You might have just convinced me to leave.
Is it really that bad now?

While this may be a testament to mods not doing their job properly, you also brought it on yourself by not filtering his stupid ass.

Just have fun insulting him if you want, don't waste effort on forming rational arguments, let me show you an example of how you should interact with him.


Kill yourself you retarded faggot, your mum should have aborted you.

This allows you to vent your pent up anger without hurting any decent person, give it a go user.

Yes he's probably some 12 year old BR. d3 threatened to dump scat porn one time to "scare away the shills", he ended up chickening out.

I appreciate your advice, but I'd rather shit on noobs in Overwatch for an anger output.
Does Holla Forums even have mods? The majority of my posts can be seen as off topic as I humor shitposters. I have yet to receive any punishment for this

it does but mark has got too lax on them
I keep calling him a faggot every time we get to talk but he never listens

Well self moderation needs to tighten to compensate I suppose

Im not a burger and its pretty early in the morning.
Sorry about that Billy Joe Bob


I dont need to see your photoshopped mountains tomorrow.
I just need to see the house architecture, flora and envrionemment today.


I warped the meaning of "dull" in the context of your post to call you a boring fuck.
But I guess both meanings apply to you


12 years olds are the majority of Overwatches fanbase, you should be used to 12 year olds by now.


Yes, show the other anons Im 12 years old by insulting me.
Relieve that pent up anger, it pleasures me greatly.


If you want more moderation you should probably fuckoff back to >>>/cuckchan/.
Or did you get banned and dont know how to use a VPN?


Here, have a sample

reported

That style looks familiar. Is that from Junji Ito?

Thanks

Overwatch thread never fails to impress

Thank you user, he took the bait.

Well shit, I guess you'd fap to anything. You realize this puts you in a very poor position to talk about the tastes of others, right?

Gurofags will fap to anything these days

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best Pharah skin

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I always considered it a shoutout to Anubis from Zone of the Enders.

It could just be a reference to the Egyptian God Anubis, which is what the OF from ZoE was based off.

Gurofags like to act edgy as fuck when in reality they're more autistic than footfags, scatfags and fartfags combined.
The funniest ones are the ones that get off to 3D shit, they always post on Holla Forums and try to get a rise out of people, they probably have no idea what massive turbospergs they are.

most actual gurofags are girls
the edgy ones are just retards but people who are actually into it normally have vaginas

I know that; I've met some of them.
That doesn't change what I said.

Well if they are like me, having just reached 100, it may be because they play with lower skilled friends that in general bring the mmr down. Usually when we cobble together babby's first premade it's me, the other level 80+ guy and then four sub 30's and it's a wash of if we really want to try hard enough to carry the game or just fuck around to get the most bullshit Hanzo shots the entire team.
Losing a lot with your shit friends does have the benefit of lowering your mmr to the point when you solo queue it's just a fucking shit show and super easy to destroy the enemy team

Oh no, it definitely is. The black colored version is even named Anubis. The ZoE reference to me is how Pharah looks like a mech while wearing it.

I kept getting fucking grouped with fucking koreans
fucking hell

theyre nerfing the damage on pc? thats ridiculous
you dont see out of your hitbox, you see out of your head, why would it wait to see your eyes?
if his turrets couldnt do they thatd be pretty awful. chipping away at flankers is nearly all theyre good for since one reinhardt pretty much negates it.

Only nerfing it on consoles. Console players are just that bad.

The disappointing thing about this nerf to me is originally I assumed the problems with hitboxes were just them being balanced towards console play.
Now that it's clear the devs are balancing console and PC differently, hitboxes on PC are probably never going to be changed.

has anyone proved the hitboxes for heads are big? i always assumed those hitbox bugs were simply due to the autoaim in the game that's used to supplement the low tick rate, causing you to be able to shoot around corners since your hitscan is adjusted through them to hit.

nigger why are you so mad about a video game?
if you don't like it just ignore the thread.

hes mad about that soccer thing

Best part is that it isn't going to solve shit, that's why I really want blizzard to reconsider this shit so they don't do more work than they need. Unfortunately reddit is full of retards and think the turret is broken for all the wrong reasons.

That doujin is probably 10 years old or older.


Is there anything currently that has different stats on PC than it does on consoles, or is this patch setting the precedent?

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Genji is pretty deadly once you're good with him. Of course you might have to upset your team for a few games to proceed to get good with him.
People forget about his double jump

People keep saying he's BR but they really shouldn't, it just leads to serious wrong but funny theories about why he's shitposting.

He's actually portuguese, but not from the continent. Rather, he's from the isles, more specifically Açores.
That place is basically Portuguese Ireland, as in it's filled with cows, potatoes, montains, sea all around and nothing else to pass your time except making cheese. Everyone that lives there either wants to leave or is too old for that.

He shitposts because there's nothing else to do there except waiting for an early grave. Those 2 50€ bills he has? Probably life savings to buy a ticket out of that inactive volcano. (Yes, it's so boring there their volcano ain't even active ever).


Genji is way too cool for his own good. It's a character that's often picked but very rarely played well.
Everytime someone picks him, if it's on my team it means 5v6, if it's on the other team team, it's ulti feed.
Except the few times I've seen one that's actually breedy gud. They know when to go in and when to go out, they pull off reflects at the most unexpected times, have excellent accurary with the shurikens and more importantly: they know how to fully utilize his mobility to flank from unexpected angles.

Some people argue that Genji is weird and needs to be redone or buffed but actually, if more people used his full potential, he'd probably get a nerf.

Also, screenshot related.
It's the first spawn area for defenders in Route 66. Someone at Blizzard watches King of the Hill.

I think that's a skill level MMR thing. For me Genji is always one of the biggest threats on the enemy team. I can't really say what he's doing on my team but generally it isn't being useless.

well, yes


i havent seen a worthless genjion the enemy team in a very long time. its getting a little old dying to reflected teammates attacks, but at least i get to practice against them

I know he has hounded me relentlessly for a month now, and insulted me and shit posted and tried to be disruptive and what not.

But that's a very uncharitable thing to say. He's just bored, that's all. We shouldn't be cruel to him over it.

I dunno its pretty funny laughing at him posting his birthday money

Now you're scaring me because the amount of good Genjis is rising up slowly for me as well.
I know that most of my kills as Widow go unseen since both me and the target are often far from anyone else. Most likely the only thing my team sees is just 4 people on the point instead of 5 or 6. This is most likely what most flankers do so I guess you aren't supposed to see them ever, just see less of the oposing team.

It's moments like that that make me just stand back counting turrets instead, but it's moments where I get triple kills with her gun that make me rush from cover.


It's the truth. Whole place is just a tourist trap because there's nothing going on there. It's like the suburban areas in America, but poorer and on a slope.
He wishes he was a BR so at least there was a street gang or drug traffic to pass the time and shoot the shit (literally).

At least it's not Madeira, the "other island". That place was governed for about 20+ years by the same guy, someone that spent enough money to build 3 hospitals on a single public pool that's closed all year round. And still got elected every single time with the majority of votes.

ANUBIS

I think me and a friend of mine just made a Genji go full jack the ripper.

Record that shit next time.

WASH AWAY THE ANGER

Should have waited for the barrier to went off before using your ulti or Vice Versa to extend his invulnerability for longer.
Also, Mercy damage boost for the overkill.

Wew, PC is full of casuals. I can hardly use KBM and I'm still shoving people's shit in

Guess your friend is just shit if it matches you up with 100+ retards.

good shit, got a DL link for the album? i can't find it on any of my usual trackers.

(checked)
iktf coming from counter strike, constantly getting matched against levels 100/200/300(!!!) as a level 20-ish

idk if im good or if everyone is retarded

My friend kills people with a fucking 360 controller as hanzo, pretty sure most people are retarded regardless of platform.

oh yes

>is also "racist" against the world's "oppressed" minority that recently had just been at war and caused mass destruction, to the point where people are STILL wary of them

My boner demands this be made reality

I mean come on, Blizzard. Get your shit together.

Poor Widowmaker, her gold skins are trash.

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I've almost 200 hours on PS4 and Im marginally better with a controller. These people on PC are fucking terrible though. I've yet to see anyone good. I've seen multiple 2 star people and their bottom of the barrel players.

I think it's because anyone who's decent is playing competitive

its true, my friends and I actually practice and we do so much better compared to the pubs we get. Hell we even fought a professional team once in quick play and won twice at least according to my friend, i am not sure myself

Well the point I'm making is that the Ps4 quickplay is at a much higher level than PC. People don't know what heroes have good synergy. They don't understand that grouping up closely is just begging to get ulted. And lots of other things they should know by now.
This is probably because competitive exists on PC though.
When I get to where I can use KB+M without my hands SCREAMING at me I'll check out competitive on PC to see how it is.

Also,
Anyone else notice that for some dumb fucking reason, people will counterpick pharah to fight pharah? Then they fly around doing nothing but trying to kill the other pharah. Which almost NEVER works as they abandon their team as the enemy pharah kills their mercy over and over.
Do any of you understand why people do that?

I used to spend a lot of time trying to figure out why people do what they do.

Yah

the game forces a 50% win ratio. that means no matter how fucking shit you are, it's probably gonna be able to find someone worse to pit against you for that 50% win rate. so even if you're playing with controllers, you're still gonna win half the time, you're just getting queued with other bottom-feeding idiots who play with controllers or just other people's little brothers

Bullshit. Yesterday I played with a group of 6 and we lost 2 games the entire day.

that's different then. if you play as a group of 6 people it matches you against other groups of 6 people. i don't think the 50% winrate enforcement works for that and even if it does, it has a lot less options to choose from.

How can I gitgud at McCree? I love using him and Fan-The-Hammer when the enemy team is all grouped together or when I have one of them in my face, but I suck with him regardless.

also, any good McCree art would be nice too. The boorus only seem to have mostly just femCree or gay porn of McCree and Hanzo..

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fan the hammer is utter garbage, don't use it much. nowadays it can't even kill good tracers anymore. if you stun > fan and they just spam recall, i've noticed they'll usually manage to rewind before you kill them (that is if they were on full hp when you stunned). you play mccree by headshotting everything with every shot and running away when people go after you. if you can't into headshots, don't play him. you should also mostly ignore your ult, it's only good in very niche situations. the wind-up is too long and the ult is too obvious. all the players that aren't complete shit will hide, kill or interrupt you before you pull it off. i found that i kill two people faster and more reliably by just shooting at them with lmb than trying to get them with the ult. if you ask me, mccree is kind of obsolete. there are other characters that are simply stronger, more mobile and better or more useful in most situations.

Imagine of they made her the same angel, but a sheboon.

Everyone would have hated her

only thing keeping you going is teen angst and salt

Just go to sleep kid

Yeah it's a shame. The problem with McCree pre-nerf was that he was too damn versatile. Being better than jack of all trades 76 at near everything. They overdid his nerf and now other characters are better than him at the anti-flanker role he's meant to excel at.

Just don't fan the hammer. Now that it's nerfed it's useless. Just stun and headshot or play a better character.

and i got 2 of them, even though i never play her

wanna see a triggered negro? us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745754873
hes even "calling someone out" which is apparently against forum rules according to a lot of other posts ive seen like this, yet theres 20 pages of responses and he hasnt had his post deleted
i cant believe hes posting this with the name nicka, thats hilarious

Holy shit I just swiched the Mercy settings to toggle beam and no flying to beam target.

Man this is SO much better. She's even more fun now

Depends. On a shit team yea kinda. If I know I have a tank who knows that the fuck he's doing I'll zoom after him pretty much anywhere and knows to look after his healslut I'll follow him anywhere.
Not healing a DPS because he got agro is stupid petty shit. If the enemy team knows what they're doing they'll try to pick off the enemy offense heroes and attrition out the tanks.
There are a lot of shitty teams and a few good ones. Reinhardt attracts a lot of idiots who think he's DPS. I've had team wipes where on the run back the Reinhardt player will rocket jet all the way into the enemy. 5 players solo and just hold down the mouse expecting me to out heal the damage being done to him while the other 3 team members run to catch up. Another annoying thing is DPS who expect me to be their personal healer and damage buff while they go rambo. If I have two people on a moving payload that's where I'm going to be. I'm not going to chase after some retarded Hanzo, Widowmaker or Genji while they fail to disrupt the enemy team. I'll heal everyone when I can, I'll even jump out to you if I can, but don't call me a shitty healer because you tried to score a TPK by yourself and then run into a corner like a little bitch to spam your "I need healing" button with no clear line of sight.

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There's maturity filters or whatever that shit is called you can turn off and never see nigger again in the chat if only…
Or you can be an actual grown up and notice it's just edgy teenagers riling people up. Fuck, it's the same person in that screenshot, even.


There's no better than healing a Reinhart and you notice he sometimes looks back at you. And when a Mei tries to flank you both, he actually turns around and defends you with a loud "Fuck outta here, nigga!" Tanks that look out for their healers are the best.

Refusing to heal gankers is pretty stupid, though. I mean, I'm not gonna dive in with you to fuck knows where. But your damage is my ulti charge. Thanks for the contribution, go die somewhere else and let me rez this here Roadhog that's actually pushing the payload.

why on earth this game doesn't scrsmble teams after an obvious stomp is beyong me

Was it the time? It was like 7pm est here, either way it really soured us on the game as it wasn't any fun at all.

But it does that. Perhaps when changing from Attacking to Defend it doesn't but I've had games where I lost brutaly and after the map changed I saw some of the names from the other team on mine. Even had the same thing when I was winning.

It just doesn't scramble mid match and thanks for that. I'd hate to be playing really fucking well and get assigned to the losing team 5 seconds to the defeat.

Level doesn't mean anything, I've run into level 200s that are fucking garbage.

Issue is that the way it pairs up premades is broken and it often ends up a roll one way or the other as it doesn't know how to handle lower skill premades despite wanting to always match up premades with other premades.

i've been using mccree just to camp their sniping spots, being a long-range nuisance/turret killer, and getting picks with flashbang once in a while (learn how to fuckin aim it you plebs)

he's far from bad

why not just pick soldier

So its pairing up pre-mades with whatever pre-made it can find regardless of the skill level gap.

What a wonderful system, no wonder I was having better matches by myself.

prob is that's not his job. snipers, sure but he's supposed to kill flankers as well and he's honestly not too good at that anymore. there are also better characters that you can use to kill turrets. objectively speaking, he's just not that good. if the enemy just switches from snipers all you've got left is killing turrets. there are so many heroes that can do both of those things and more. hell, take mei for example. she can wall the snipers' line of sight to help her team or get closer to them, she can snipe back with rmb, she can demolish turrets with rmb and she has a million other uses as well. how is mccree good in that regard? you've also got pharah the turret killer, consistent damage dealer and disruptor, etc. i'm not saying you can't be good with him, i know you can still make it work but you'd just be even better and more useful learning how to play something else.

Speaking of Mei. Mei is now a much better antiflank after McCree's nerf than McCree is.
Her alt-fire can one-shot Tracers on headshot unlike McCree.
She deals damage and slow until frozen which is overall more punishing than a brief 25 damage flashbang stun and doesn't occupy a skill slot.
So Mei has McCree's entire package in just her weapon leaving two extra skill slots for utility. She's much more versatile than McCree, has better mobility, and is just all around a lot more effective.

GET ON THE OBJECTIVE

exactly. she's just a better hero. does everything and more than mccree and he can't even kill her.

omnic crisis bastion is best bastion

he has an angry bird on his shoulder
there is no one with more unyielding
ruthless aggression

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I'm partial to woodbot, kinda reminds me of Mokujin

No, it's not. It tries to find pre-mades with an average skill level that matches your group general skill level as well.

But considering how specific that situation can be and the large amount of idiots that are basically unintentionnaly boosting their friends, you'll find some odd matchups.

It's also quite frequent that you'll be paired against a group of friends the same size as yours but they actually coordinate shit and play together while yours goofs off "having fun".
I know that because it's what my group does

Her alt-fire causes 75 damage tops, same as a regular McCree shot. And both have damage falloff.
Both can kill Tracer and Zenyatta with an headshot.

Mei has to aim for a bit before freezing an oponent while McCree can do it instantly.
And McCree's burst damage is far greater than Mei with FtH+roll+FtH combo.
Mei will have some trouble handle a Reaper that can actually aim and kill her before she can freeze him, while a McCree has no problem at all, he CCs and kills him much faster.

Both are great anti-flankers but for different reasons and to counter different heroes.

Do I have a problem?

They don't goof off so much as they're learning still, my main bro is a HUGE competitive shooter player for ages ago, was big into CS, Quake, currently plays a lot of CoD because he says he wants something more relaxed and slower.

He uses Soldier cause he says he can't do well with anyone else yet.

Keep doing what you're doing beautiful man. Cause the roadhog train has no brakes.

McCree's revolver does 70 damage. On headshot it'll deal 140 damage. Damage falloff on Mei is pretty insignificant. She still has full damage at pretty long ranges.

Fan the hammer has to be done at close range to make sure every shot hits. If even a single bullet misses. Reaper will survive. Sure he has a roll and another FtH left, but at that range Reaper can deal 280 in one shot to McCree's 200HP.

McCree is just completely outclassed by 76 and Mei after his nerf. His FtH no longer even deals enough damage fast enough to kill Tracer or Genji before they recall/reflect.

If you were gonna do this, you should have picked some bacon pun for your account name.
You'd have a problem if it was Mei instead


Most of those games don't feature the same kind of roles and teamplay that Overwatch does. CS is probably the one that needs the most teamplay and has "roles" but that's still faraway from Overwatch.
Tell him to try sniper roles like Hanzo or Widow and his aim will become a great asset for your team while he has to basically just sit somewhere getting kills.
Or tell him to get Tracer\Genji just to explore the map.


Oh, I guess that got nerfed too…

Which isn't really a factor for flankers.

basically this
mccree's revolver does 70 damage and mei's gun does 75. tracer can recall a mccree headshot but dies to a mei headshot. also, mccree with cooldowns simply can't kill reaper with cooldowns in a single fth. stun lasts 0.7 and there's an 0.2 pause after stun before mccree can tfh, which lasts a full second. so mccree can put 3 fth bullets in reaper (keep in mind that he can't even headshot with that) before reaper presses shift. there is no way for mccree to actually kill reaper in the stun.


hah, zel, nice to see you here. rip nost amirite

Oh shit it's this incorrigible faggot.

Woops meant to reply to this.

I'm always watchin', Kiddos!

Literally every single fucking match

Some days

How about killing Bastion? when he makes Pharah his bitch?
How about slaying turrets?
Can anyone kill Widowmaker as effectively?
Can Tracer move though clustered maps as fast?

Genji is a fucking saint and would look best in a maids outfit.

and now my dick is diamonds. thanks user.

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it's Koume from [email protected]/* */

Anyone who isn't fucking retarded will pause if genji is looking at them. Pharah can hit a wall next to bastion and kill him, or just get a teammate to distract him and kill him quickly in 3 rockets.
Nobody can do much against a good widowmaker.

In theory, Genji and Widowmaker are the best heroes. That's only if the user is incredibly skilled though. The vast majority of players aren't good, and will never be that good. Reaper is the best choice for them if they wish to flank

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if tumblr can look at a single picture of some OW character and determine that they are demisexual transomnicniggerchink with a pair of siamese twin-owlkin as headmates, then i can look at that picture and assume it has a vajayjay.

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McCree went from elder god-tier to low borderline shit tier. Got to be good with headshots now. Fan the hammer is unreliable now.

How? It's so obvious you just can't ignore it. Look at the round huge face it has. coupled with the flat chest and the attemp at hiding the D. It's so painfully obvious it's male…

What did they mean by this??

What do you mean? That's the Laa Lee Loo map and that's a Gazelle head. Fairly normal for the location.

5 games lost in a row each game on attack
each game has had 2 snipers or 2 torbs
fuck this

that's why you play tracer and mine delicious salt from faggots

Fan the hammer was a mistake.

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Why does deviant art exist? Why

Why would someone publish these horrible abortions under their own names?

Makes you wonder how immensely unhealthy these fuckers are if this is what they consider to be good looking.

is it really though? or was giving him a stun a mistake?
why would a cowboy get a stun that isnt smashing a bottle of whiskey over someones head?

The same reason toilets exist. Society's shit needs to go somewhere.

isnt this more like encouraging people to defecate in public though?

deviantart is like the toilet bowl. you can look into the bowl, but you're only going to see shit and piss.

I tried to resist but I couldn't.
I bought this game.

why did I watch so much porn of this game

because you're waifu a trash

i hope you didnt buy it solely because of porn

I did
I cant masturbate to vidya characters I dont know or have had experience playing the game they are from

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No, I've been looking forward to it since its announcement.

the more i play the more i like volskaya industries
it feels like you have more options on that map, both for attacking and defending. i hope future maps are less like egypt and hanamura and more like that.

Play of the Game also activates if someone takes out someone about to use their Ult. I got it using Pharah's Barrage to take out a 76 and McCreed who activated theirs. Even though the real play of the game was holding the fucking line while the rest of the team set up their defence on the last point.

Downside to turning off prioritize beam-target for guardian angel is that it becomes more difficult to follow more mobile heroes. By default you can fly to them even when they go out of LOS, but with it off you have to aim at them. I wish it defaulted back to your beam target if you had no other target.

Downside to toggle beam is it is slightly harder to switch to boosting. In hold-mode you can keep LMB pressed and press RMB to switch to boost, and release to go back to healing. With toggle beam you have to look at your target before switching or else you risk switching target or just cutting off. There's no real upside to toggle-beam besides not having to hold it.

Played about 20 games today and lost like 75% of them
Had 4 games in a row with a shit talking genji 3 with a instant lock mercy that still had focus shift on and only healed, never damage boosted, kept heal stream up on a shielded reinhart instead of damage boosting someone and never used her alt
And several games with either genji hanzos doimg nothing or a hanzo and widow on attack

Fucking tedious and tiresome

You say that like its bad
Toggle is superior

This shit right here.

The dude abides frenchies.

I keep running into this guy named Tonguejobber who always goes rage/trying to hard mei when his team gets held off at he final point and I always go reaper, pop ult, kill him and his team and get POTG off of it and send him bants.

Last message I sent was >CHILL out with all that mei mang
Then he left the game shortly after

Do you guys want to play together? Playing alone fucking sucks and we all know this. Why don't we play together then?

I play usually around 7PM-10PM Mountain time. I can play anything other than Mercy, Zenyatta because I play with Controller+Mouse Genji, Hanzo and Widowmaker. I have and use a headset.

If you're interested, reply to this post with your Battle.net name so people can add you. Include your play schedule, what heroes you play effectively (that doesn't mean what heroes you're learning to play) and how you can communicate.

One supports laziness while the other has features you can actually use

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It's better to use an analog stick for movement. It only requires the use of one appendage while keyboard requires 4

whatever works for you Flippy#1804

wut?
You have 3 fingers for WASD, another for space and another for crouch. That's just one hand.
How do you jump and crouch while also moving using a controller? How is that better at all then the WASD?

OH, it requires 3 appendages. Sorry I thought 4 keys, 4 appendages for some reason. I use L1 for jump and L2 for mobility skills. D-pad down is crouch

Is that with an Xbox controller?
D-pad down seems pretty out of the way.

It's like they don't want to win

nah it's a DS3 and I claw

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I'll never understand why defensive reapers go diving in, I always flank from the back since most offensive teams never check behind them, makes tearing into their tank or healer that much easier and you build a fuck ton of ult meter off of it.

Truly Mei is Bei.

People with Mei don't farm my salt, they farm my fear, I usually play with soldier 76, but when I get caught in a closed space its like I'm running from SCP 096

I'M SO TIRED OF THESE SHITTY ASS TEAMS

But seriously though? i don't actually see her that often, lucio and mercy are the only characters i see less honestly.

I wonder if people just try her and dont realise the alt fire icicle can sniper further than any none sniper other than Bastion and her walls are not an entry block like plebs think but a way to squash people into a small killbox for your or a teammates offensive ultra.

here

i wanna get frozen in there with mei but shes the sheriff and im out here

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Bro I'm a weeb too
nobody cares

It includes multiple NIS games

we all bought Overwatch despite Holla Forums busting blood vessels over it. I don't think any of us give a shit. That said, if you don't want to spread your account name then i understand that. Don't make wimpy excuses though

what are you worried about being embarrassed over animus for? youre on the ps4, anons will have a chuckle over that before anything else

die please

Nobody fucking cares, though

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I've been trying Mei out lately. I still fuck up sometimes trying to trap an enemy away from his team. I also fuck up sometimes by using it while there's a team ult going on, luckily I can take it down right away but I feel like I've pissed off a few teammates.
It's pretty satisfying using her right though.

Wish I had experimented with a lot more heros earlier on, I feel bad when I do it now because I feel like I'm gimping my team. Early on everyone was still learning how to play so it was more acceptable then.

every one of my team was alive when i attacked enemy and only enemy's at point was widowmaker and genji, their tank, healer, reaper and junkrat was whit me. Why don't people push for point WHY!

Living the dream…

Truly forced movement abilities will always cause the most salt for the enemy.

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It's hard to look enemy's animations and move character!!!!

FUCK MEI
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I am disgusted that none of you have bitched about the most niggeriffic hero in this game yet.


Fuck literally everything about this wretched whore except her crusty nigger dyke vagina. It's the only thing saltier than me.

Play a hitscan hero you dumbshit

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Do you believe in the whole WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEIT too user?

I was just about to post something along the lines of this

When I play roadhog I'm always getting comments like "I don't understand these hooks"

I don't either. It just works.

Bastion's pretty shit against Pharah but those other three are good picks.
Roadhog works too.

The meme that user is trying to force is that focusing fire on Pharah stops her

As though she doesn't get to have 3x the health of any other dps hero and won't unload her whole fucking cumbucket of explosions long before she's in danger

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im not allowed to have fun


better than most thanks to a hitscan weapon. being able to survive 2 direct hits is a big deal, but his large hitbox and poor mobility means youll be eating more rocket anyways.

She makes a stupid easy target for any hitscan weapon when she's in the air. Pharah's only really a problem when there's a pocket mercy in the mix or if the person using her is consistently landing direct hits and even then, a decent widow can shut her down every time.

She has 200 HP. Same as Dad 76, Junkrat, Mercy, Genji, McCree, Toblerone and Lucio

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I'm sure we've all figured out he's bad at this point.

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You forgot symmetra, widowmaker, and hanzo in your list. Torbjorn too if he doesnt have his armor up.

you actually said torb, my bad.

What? She has 200 like everyone else.
Her rockets do cause 120 damage (I think) but a Reaper can still one or two shot her in close range if she goes inside and he does fire twice faster than she does.

Besides, flying into the sky is just painting a target on you and you can't dodge hitscan but you can dodge rockets.

but where's the caveman?

Dunno if people have checked this yet, but apparently not…

When selecting your Region in the Blizzard launcher, you can pick a PTR or something as region. It's a server that's intended to test new features before being added definitely to the game and it is currently testing Ranked and AustraliumGold Weapons, you can try it if you want. However, none of that shit is gonna stay after it's implemented, much like the Open Beta.


I'm really fucking hoping that we get some Co-Op mode later on, seeing how we already have Vs-AI anyway. Left4Dead\Vermintide style campaigns\missions but with Omnics instead of Zombies\Rats would be pretty great.

Well i rewatched the videos that for some reason arent in game at all and 76 is fighting this gang of clown faced cartel types and mentions the omnicrisis and lists a bunch of places leading across the globe to seattle, which is the one place he mentions with no ingame map like hollywood or notskow.
Knowing this is Blizzard after all i imagine we will get a new game mode thats probably omnic bots with a large tank or machine boss.

Because honestly ranked means we will probably see some characters left to 'casual play only' because the top tier competition might find characters like lucio simply not worth it compared to zenyatta or mercy and a pve mode would give them a bit more life in the longterm of the game.

I wish there were a statistic to track distance traveled via guardian angel. I'd like to know just how much ping-ponging back and forth between teammates I'm actually doing. When I'm playing well it's pretty much non stop and at large distances.

You've got that completely backwards. Mercy is the casual-only one and Zen is only acceptable as a second healer.

Lucio has the best overall healing in the game man.

In a fast paced competitive match i could imagine lucios 'wubwubwub……wubwubwub…wubwubwub..RELOAD' slooooooowwww rate of fire and speed increase would pale compared to zenyatas healing AND debuffing and ability to snipe and shotgun and mercys ability to ressurect.

Lucio is fine now in casual play but in matches that would end in like 90 seconds i dont think he can be credit to team.

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Mercy's usefulness is her revive
Lucio heals, speeds up your team and can play objective hopscotch long enough for the rest of his team to show up

why does the OP have such a disgusting image

can we change it to something prettier?

Zenyatta's healing is nice, but he can't effectively keep a team alive. Lucio, on the other hand can reliably keep a team alive while flanking and using right click to push certain targets off of points, or just into bad positions to be picked off by the rest of the team.

I just dont see it in games. Never seen him used to wall run, never seen him do more than be a harass thats not as sanic speed as tracer, as powerful as edgelord and his heals are vicinity based so going off for objectives just means -in my experience with most lucio players- they just eat shit and spend more time respawning as everyone else gets there.

wish we could just make a new one, but you know mark is a faggot

There's that region and another city in Africa that's marked in the Recall movie as well that don't yet have maps.
They are probably gonna be next to be implemented, seeing how they are currently rolling an update with a new map and character.
It's either gonna be Sombra or Doomfist, but most likely Sombra. I honestly don't know which I'll like more. Ranged Support character or another Melee hero.

They do have a story setting up some conflit in the future. The entire point of Widow's short was to break any chance of peace with Omnics by killing that ambassador and Reaper was looking for old Overwatch menbers for some reason as well.
I'd imagine Talon Company is preparing things for an incoming war from which they'll profit somehow. My bet is that Talon's headed by an Omnic that wants to exterminate humans and he fostered the end of Overwatch. How they use this story for a new gamemode or how it progresses, I'd very much like to see what comes next. It's a very basic story, but it's enjoyable enough.


Also, Lucio is considered Top Tier healer. He isn't shackled to healing beams like Mercy and can heal much more than the Harmony Orb, not to mention more HP than Zenyatta, enviromental kills and his entire escape mechanism doesn't depend on teammates like Mercy does. If Guardian Angel was free target like Pharah's rocketjump, then maybe Mercy would have a shot at being a serious healer but as it stands, Lucio's far more reliable. Which is a shame because Mercy's my waifu

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dw mark LOVES me we wont get in trouble (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

and i could see Doomfist next, one of the payloads is his fist in the africa map and a 3rd person perspective brawler mite b cool.

No. Whatever Mod decided to start this thread doesn't like the game and you know Mods get to decide what games we should and should not like. There's literally nothing with internal bias anyway.
I mean, what would you have chosen for the OP pic anyway? The logo for the game that's very easy to find? A Doritos Goblin meme picture? Come on, user! Those aren't real alternatives. Clearly the only picture that makes sense is a Goblin from an entirely different game because it's made by the same company.
:^)


Lucio's weakness is the cooldown in Amp It Up. It lasts 3 seconds, during which he heals everyone a very large amount per second. However, if pestered to use it, you get about 15 seconds during which his heal is the worst of all and you can focus anyone down him included.

Lucio is insane right now. He lags behind Mercy a bit in single target healing but is much better at group healing, plus he can deal damage while doing that, plus he's a credible instant kill threat on most KOTH maps and a few other locations, plus he's insanely hard to kill thanks to stronger regen than Mercy and being the most mobile healer. He's practically another tank, I get gold objective time almost every game I play him.
Resurrect is the only thing that keeps Mercy competitive. Zen is almost a secondary support like Symmetra–he can solo support, but not well unless the team has lots of self sustain heroes like Roadhog/Mei or a 76. His healing output just isn't that high, and he dies if the enemy team so much as gives him an angry look. You bring him because he can throw out some decent damage and also be a backup if your main healer goes down.

I would be down with doritos goblin if only because it triggers waifufags.

You're insane, Lucio is the single best support in the game and 2 Lucios is one of the strongest team comp additions possible as it fixes all issues with him due to being able to stagger out Amp It Ups. He has far, far more survivability than Mercy or Zenyatta, is able to be active as hell while healing (His damage is very decent if you know how to compensate for his weapon's firing and he has the ability to blow enemies out of position or outright kill them on a low CD) and has a movespeed buff that is fucking monumental if used properly. Zenyatta is an incredible character but can only be used in the second support slot as his healing just isn't enough alone.

it must just be my experience but i see zenyatta and mercy carry teams while lucios get their shit pushed in my junkrat or roadhog.

new thread, being spammed

thanks mods

He actually has stronger healing than Mercy as long as he keeps spamming E and is constantly surrounded by a minimum of 3 people, all of them always injured.
However, this is just asking for a Riptire\DeathBlossom\DeathFromAbove on the group…

His regen is constantly active but (with the exception of E) is actually half that of Mercy. Her life behaves just like Shields which gives her great potential for guerrilla tactics while Lucio can just slow the damage done to him.

Zen's only problem is how the Ulti is actually fairly hard to use since it depends on your team using that oportunity. You see the alergy people have to Reinhart's shield? It's the same thing but in a large area.

His healing is better than default Lucio for a single target and as long as you rotate people, you'll do a nice job at keeping them alive with the added bonus that you can do it for longer distances than any other support (more safety to you) and stronger reliably.
Zen is the middle ground of Lucio and Mercy, actually.

Honestly that was just lucky he didn't get btfo. But impressive nonetheless.

I feel like Lucio hitbox is a little messed up. When I see an enemy Lucio jumping around I always have trouble hitting him even though I feel like I should be.

Whats this?
Tired of shitting up only ine thread already?
Just a reminder that you're not welcome here

You really can't make a thread to discuss the game and allow spam and pron dumps in it. It's counterproductive, mate.
And besides, if this was okay with the mods, they'd have deleted this one and made the other cyclical.

Lucio's healing range is double mercy's, so he doesn't have to be grouped up on at all.

His self healing is just better. Mercy would have to be down something like -150 to actually catch up, counting the wait time, and she has to be hiding the whole time because a single scratch will reset her wait, and that's all without the amp heal.

Lucio's healing range is actually pretty large as long as you maintain line of sight. You can spread out enough that a single ult won't hit the whole group (Sound Barrier is great at countering those anyway, especially Riptire. Death Blossom sometimes happens too fast for that to work, but Lucio's right click can counter it if the positioning is right).

Off yourself my man. Just cause mods are fuckin idiots doesn't mean anything.

Zenyatta can carry hard, but only in the secondary support role and if the enemy team is too stupid to kill his 150 HP no escape ass. Mercy can carry if the enemy team is so bad that they kill literally everyone else except the Mercy first every fight.

Lucio can't do a whole lot by himself, but if his team is even remotely competent he acts as a huge amplifier, just as would make sense. He's also the best at avoiding death, making it a ton harder for the enemy team to focus him down.

You're late faggot!
Also… What thread? :^)

His range is still 30 meters AND vision-based. It really isn't as far as you might think and since everyone is visible from the other, you can't take full advantage of it from corners or small walls.

Take for instance most KOTH maps where the point is surrounded by obstacles or inside a small house. You're not gonna get much healing unless you're inside with Lucio.
It's only moderately effective on Payloads where Lucio can hover it and heal everyone remotely nearby. but that's redundant since the payload already heals and targeted healing is more important then.

Besides, his passive healing is 12,5 HPpS while Mercy's 25 HPpS. She has a delay of 3 seconds, but that also means that if she takes longer than 3 seconds to heal the damage, she actually heals faster than Lucio.
Unless he uses Amp It Up on himself of course, which might not be the best choice if you end up needing it later.

Mods didnt buy Overwatch
They are smarter than you in that regard


Holy hell, beautiful

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This, played against a defense comprised of 2 lucios and 4 mei's

They mei's were there to piss everyone else off and it worked, only me and my friend were gunning for the lucios who were running circles around the payload keeping us from moving it while our team fucked off killing the winter chink

Sucking their dick isn't gonna get you a mod spot.

Undertale isnt half as cancerous as this game though

Oh my sweet summer child…

It also means that she can't take any damage at all and keep healing. Even a D.Va can tickle her from across the map and she can't heal through it, she has to hide. If you're hiding anyway, you can just grab a health pack 95% of the time and regen is irrelevant. The delay makes a huge difference.

Mercy's is 15 and vision-based. They both work the same way, continuing for a couple seconds when LOS breaks.

Ok, i understand what people would think is cancerous about this game but
That's bullshit and you know it. Undertale is nearing Brony level of faggotry

ayyyyyy

Ok, its just as bad

This
This is why I play Pharah and 76. I know that nobody targets the fucking healers first so I take that job. I will ult just to kill them. I do this hard enough that people will give up on healing entirely. That is when we win.

You're the one getting triggered by video game discussion summerfag.

Fucking stoners.

fuck me 'players of your skill\ my white ass.

Why the fuck can mercy charge a get out of jail free card so fucking fast? Seriously the game it alot better if no one plays support on both teams.


Even worse I hate faggots who are like "check me out I picked support PRAISE ME"

Enjoy your containmment thread neefag

I can't think of a single game where a support class/role made it better.

Probably because it's so rare to actually get a good use out of it.

Try killing her first and shooting people she's not currently healing

Uncycled thread since it seems like things have died down a bit.

I also caved and bought the game, since I'm a giant faggot and have been waiting for a Team Fortress 3 for years.

MarkM447 # 1154

So does that mean we can start other threads about the game?
And spam in those threads will be handled as in any other thread?
Or are we restricted to a single thread that we have to keep on making if we want to talk about the game and the previous one 404?

Gonna come the same day Portal 3, Half Life 3 Episode 3 and Source 3 come out.
Never, because they are doubling down on Competitive for TF2

Be honest, was it mei or d.va that made you cave?

Also what time do you normally play?

It was Dva because of all the Umaru memes

Yes, but like other threads make sure it's relevant to the board. like for example

Overwatch getting a rebalance patch

GOOD!

Markdiepie wants to suck tracers dick

NOT GOOD!


Correct, spam should be deleted and the spammer given a 3 day ban


If you want to continue having the general then you'll have a single thread for that. but for important shit like news and shit can have a topic. Keep in mind we have this thing called quality standards so SEE TRACER TWERK HER COCK should not have its own thread. but for something like rebalancing discussion or discussion of the games lore can have its own thread. same as everything else.

Depends on my mood.

also Tracer a shit

Sweet. It's a fun game. I had no interest in the game until i saw how team oriented the game was


My opinion of you just skyrocketed

AHAHAHAHAHAH
That's as good as that Holla Forumsedancer claiming Holla Forums was a "think tank".

Still, I guess this is all pretty much acceptable.


That's her whole point, actually. Get Mei and shove a stalactite up her ass.

whats your thoughts on zarya, marky-boy?

she belongs in the trash

Is Mei THICC or Not?

and can you change the goblin this shit aint WoW nigguh.

Are you a good healslut, maku? Or do you play korean Umaru?

shit taste my friend

Someones a bit bottom blasted.

I play Bastion, Bastion is best grill

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…sauce on that pic?

I wish i knew, some user has that thickness in its full glory though.

I'll miss it but good, two tors on point defence at a choke was fucking impossible.

Next up bastion and hanzo.

Nice finally the shitty cycle is dying.

I'll shove my hammer up your ass, you backline motherfucker. DijonMustang#1256

Mark stop being cancer

Here's the full pic for that…

Literally perfect thickness.

that's… a pretty decent body model actually

And here's the video about that pic.

fat

She's only half the size of your mother's leg, and you came out of that lard-yard perfectly okay.
Well, the lard was stacked quite high so you might have landed on your head on the way out, but you can't blame your mother for not catching you. She had her hands full of all the food that didn't fit in her mouth, they couldn't reach below her neck anyway and it's not like she'd notice the difference between you and a regular turd except you're probably a bit lighter and smellier.

Yes, and? i still want to see that fat ass get a cute chinese dress skin.

she's gross and fat

Fat yes? gross? pleb taste confirmed. I bet you like mercy best.

Mercy isnt a fat chink, and if I'd go for a gook rip off i'd go to D.Va
Fuck off to tumblr

Competitive mode just came out on PC a moment ago

But will it reward anything?

Knowing Blizz i expect skins locked to a season.

Also
Now you reveal your ages.

Mercy is 10x better than tumblr the character.

For now it seems to be limited to a player icon, a spray and unique weapon skins you can purchase for competitive points.

I'm sure they'll add more skins to the competitive cash shop in the future.

Maybe if was 14 or from Holla Forums

Give me the girthy asian with hips you can grip any day of the week.

I hope in time we get some skins, so far most of the legendary skins are pretty garbo. Mei, Bastion, Symmetra and so on are the most generic moba reject skins ever.

The system seems to be something like this:
You win 1 competitive point per match
You win a large ammount of it at the end of a season (more if you placed higher on the ladder)
You buy golden gun skins with it.

they fixed it

What did they fix?

it used to bug the fuck out with the inside texture clipping through

Wait they're locking skins behind competitive play? Well fuck, I hate competitive shit but now I'm gonna feel the need to play it to unlock skins. time to piss everyone off because I'm not that great at the game.


Enjoy your quirky fat problematic glasses tumblr girl

I will!

I still like my idea better, slowing the tracking on the turret from the sides and rear. Going from 14 to 10 damage won't do shit in the long run. My friend said shorten the active range and buff the damage so you aren't getting pegged from forever away and when you're in its punishing

They could just slow the rate of fire and make it a forwards cone. Infinite, constant capacity with range beyond anything but snipers and the ability to instantly start hitting a second enemy in any direction is retarded balancing.

torb is so easy to counter though, like he's recognized by top players as total garbage

that's like complaining that kirby in melee can inhale you and pull you off the edge

in most cases, but then you get to attack on temple of anubis and theres 3 of them on high points and you must pass through the one gate to have a hope of getting around them and thats a meat grinder for anything not support or tank.

I fucking love competitive.

Pretty good.


I should've gotten this sooner, now everyone's got more experience than I do. At least I haven't learned any bad habits with the 60% of the cast I haven't even played.

Wew competitive is already shit. Just played my first game and the enemy team had 4 people rage quit, and they don't get to replaced it seems. So the next 10 minutes was boring as shit killing only 2 people over and over.
Please tell me it's not always 1 point per game. They really expect people to play 300 matches for 1 skin?

Won my first 3 competitive matches convincingly, then i lost my 4th due to leavers.

Seems like open spots will never get replaced in competitive, so having a leaver means that you'll automatically lose the game.

You get a bunch of competitive points at the end of the season though

I think you get points at the end of the season

golden guns look ugly as fucking shit
also the fuck is the point of it on zenyatta

Get on my level, pleb.

I do though nerd

Good taste, faggot. Always good to deliver the claw into someone's face.

Same thoughts here. i'll probably end up saving my cp for the next season instead. There might be some cool skins coming up

Oh fuck this.

end my suffering

well this season ends 18th of augsut so its not that far away

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Anyone want to work at Ranked together?

I'm down. NoxNyx#1651

Just lost a game as reinhardt with 50 kills, POTG, and two team kills, because these god damn shitters are so bad.

This is why any team game should not handle ranking by wins and losses if you're matched with random retards.

I got Djinnyatta though, dork

what a dumbass

mfw

So i just got 56 in ranking after winning 8 games and losing 2 due to leavers in both games.

What's your rating?

wait so it isnt just one per game?

You might be thinking about competitive points. Pic related was my rank after completing the placement matches

every time, your team will be composed entirely of retards/newbies playing one handed, on dial-up.
the enemy team will always be coordinated and attack as a group. They will always call out and communicate effectively while your team funnels in one by one, dying immediately.

Always.

>tfw I'm level 180+ on PS4

Still working on mine, two more games. 3 losses and 5 wins so far.

so far won 3 lost 1

1 win, and lost 2. Gave up and went back to casual mode. Can't be assed to farm 300 competitive points anyway.

The only highlights I ever bother recording are these stupid fucking plays the game deemed better than everyone else's.

Looking for players for overwatch competitive matchmaking. Have three right now
post battle tag if your interested

Calderweiss

Eh I'll give it a shot, I was just about to start my placement matches. Sotanaht#1102

#s?
also 1 is waiting for 4+ stack
and 1 left already

NoxNyx#1651

come on nerds need some players to go pro in competitive with, we have.
Me shikanaito#1995
Sotanaht
another guy waiting for 4+ stack

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Got any of roadhog?

#1774

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Sonic#1261

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Her reflection in the mirror is different from her actual pose.

That's not a mirror.

It's a phone

The butthurt over competitive has already begun.

kek
assfaggots will piss off back to LoL soon enough

I've never understood this level of asshurt.

to be fair the genji probably was trash

I just noticed the thread isnt cycling anymore

when isn't the genji player trash?

when you git gud and get matched with better players

When he's on the enemy team.

when he is on the other team of course

>get a free copy of Overwatch: Origins Edition through work

He's pretty solid and has a great role as a healer that also dishes out a lot of DPS. The issue with him is that your team has to have another healer on it and a lot of pubs don't figure that out because they see the "support" tag and just pick their offense hero.

He's decent, people just suck at him and cry about it saying it's the character's fault and not theirs. He does insane damage, you're pretty much a sniping support hero.

tier lists are for fucking morons
zenyatta is solid and id much prefer him over lucio half the time since he has more focus healing and better damage

Dva is worst because she simply needs a bit of work to be any use and even then its normally better picking someone else
she is good for a few things like taking out high ground when defending and controlling a point but overall she does need a buff in some form

not really, he can keep a team topped up super easy
if people are outside of los and dying they gonna be doing that no matter what healer you have

she's so fucking cute

That was fun guys, good work.

Fuck that Widowmaker though man what apain.

does it though? i cant imagine

I swear to fucking god every time some idiot talks on a mic you know its some fucking bogan idiot name daza or davi or some fucking feral ass name trying to thik they have any actual idea how to do anything

did you buy it because chibi dva reminds you of umaru

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general rules apply now
once on page 13?? past bump limit make a new thread

Fine with me, but now there's going to be five different OW threads up at any given time.

no real reason to be, rule 6 is still applied
rule 7 for the shit post bait threads

Rotlich here, that was a hell of a ride, would group again.

Also fuck 2Zaryas.

you mean if mercy was 14?

Room for 1 more for Competitive post battle tag
you'll receive a invite from shikanaito#1995

So apparently I was pretty good in casual. I'm not entirely sure what this icon means but it seems to be top 500 or something.

Funny thing is I'm sub 50% winrate.

yeah im not sure what to do about 2 zaryas except pump more damage in to them, but when that happens the team is too uncoordinated, i can either focus on the zaryas or protect our flanks, hard to do both.

bastion can bend her over breddy good
I joined a game vs 5 zar and mercy and just shit all over them with bastion

well thats the kind of absurd damage you need, but ill never have a team with enough brains to actually protect a bastion while he does the heavy lifting

what the fuck? he did it to their faces and they didn't back out or los. is he playing against bots or actual retards? these ults feel amazing tho. managed to get a full team kill on volskaya by creeping on the bridge behind them back in beta. will never forget

so who will bake the bread

bastion should protect himself also
you cannot rely on your team

no you can not rely on your team but when youre on attack you need the support when doing something so audacious. its as simple as holding a reinhardt shield between bastion and the defenders, forcing them to take cover or die but that will never ever happen. normally id say get on widowmaker instead but were talking about mowing through 2 "competent enough to baflfe your team" zaryas

Apparently there was a recent Overwatch tournament sponsored by Alienware and out of the 900 different participants or matches or whatever, not a single person picked Zenyatta.

I even saw a thread on leddit where people unanimously said 'He's shit.' and offered their rationale. They included:


Fuck you, Blizzard. Why make him look so goddamn cool if he's shit tier?

it's no longer cyclical and the thread was on p12 last time i checked so we'll have to make a new one pretty soon

just played a game where the entire enemy team left when they were winning
what the hell

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yea he has a lot of problems I dont disagree with that and mercy is just an all around much better pick
I think he needs a speed improvement and something done with his alt, I dont mind his health being low since its a shield
even though you can die by just walking past a Symettra turret

Well he no longer gets one shot from bodyshots from Widow but yeah, his ult kind of has negative synergy with the rest of his abilities and charges surprisingly slowly since he doesn't usually end up getting much healing off. More often than not you end up using it just for the invincibility to survive someone trying to kill you and the team healing is just extra and usually what's killing you is something a Mercy or Lucio could handle without having to use an ult. It's also just a really boring ultimate, you lose the high damage dealing capabilities that separate Zenyatta from the other healers just to imitate Lucio's healing boost for a few seconds.

its one of the most manly ults, shrugging off bastion fire, or reaper/pharah/hanzo ults is always hilarious. its the closest thing this game has to an ubercharge, though i suppose its more like a charged quick fix.
its completely out of whack with the rest of his kit but situational ults arent necessarily a bad thing if those situations arent too hard to find. i think its real problem is that it charges too slow


but why is zenyatta cursed by shields and the smallest possible health pool at 150 when mercys passive offers her a similar benefit of a shield with a standard 200 max hp?

Mercy can fly away, Lucio can speed boost to escape and has high self-healing if Amp is ready.

Zenyatta's escape plan? Kill the enemy before they kill him.

It may be thematically manly but it's boring as fuck. Eight seconds where you basically can't interact with the opponents and they can't interact with you, all you can do is just wiggle around and maybe try to body block some projectiles. You lose the longest range heal, you lose the best debuff in the game, you lose the fantastic basic projectile, you just sit there with nothing but your basic movement options. If it were up to me I'd slash the healing on it way down and maybe even nix the invincibility and let him shoot extra fast during it or auto apply discord orbs, something that fits with his style of being offense oriented.

its not boring to your nearly invincible allies, or the enemies that have to deal with that.

Just came back to the game after a 2 week break and I think the current brawl is probably the worst gimmick they've thought up yet. It's near impossible for defense to lose.

How does anyone even have problems with his turret? Everytime I pop mine up, it never lasts long. Just about anyone that can actually cause damage can rush it and destroy it, barely any difference between it and Symetra's.

And it's even harder to pop a new one when your team isn't around to keep the other team distracted since you'll be focused immidiatly.
The damn thing is only good when people are distracted with something or to force flankers to find other routes or do something else.
And not even that, I've had a Genji destroy my turret faster than I can repair it from afar with his shurikens.

furiouspaul.com/overwatch/guides/hero-difficulty.html

How accurate is this list?

i have no damn clue. occasionally ill face enemies who take advantage of the fact that im the only one of my team chipping away at the turrets, or ill do the same.
the only time ive had trouble with turrets is when they have 2 or more torbs and im the only one on my team who sees fit to pay a competent turret smasher like pharah or soldier. theyll just stick with tracer attacking hanmura point b until the timer runs out.
but even then its less of a case of turrets being hard to deal with and more that 1 man without any help can have trouble keeping 2 torbs completely suppressed since he can rebuild them rather easily.

you're playing him wrong. when people do that you're not supposed to just keep fixing your turret like the tf2 engie. you're supposed to take the opportunity while they're distracted by your turret (which is also dealing them damage) to fill them with scorching shrapnel. your gun does a shitload of damage, use it.

top kek

Yeah, only time I have problems with turrets is when there's someone else defending them as well and preventing me from sniping from afar or use corners to take them down.
It's a matter of handling that guy first, but that's not hard, just need the rest of the team nearby and it's 5v6 since Tolbjorne is busy jerking his turret.

If people are actually fighting regular 6v6 in front of Torb's turrets, it's their retardation that's OP, not torb.


I gotta lose that habit, I guess. Being engy main is suffering now and I often pick Symetra instead for this. Being unable to heal turrets faster than they can damage them sucks.

But then again, it makes sense. Sentry Nests in TF2 were horrible to deal with since you need a lot of burst damage to handle it or the engineer could use a Dispenser and heal it faster than anyone could damage it.

However Tolbjorne's sentry at level 2 is more like a level 1,5 turret for the Engy. Back in TF2, level 2 sentrys could kill you in about 2 seconds but in Overwatch you get plenty of time to notice the damage and retreat somewhere safe instead. They are fairly underwhelming and if it wasn't for the Rivet gun I wouldn't even bother with Tolby.

regardless of how accurate it is, depending on average player skill in the match there are wild curves in what id say the difficulty rating would be.
the idea that winston requires little precision is laughable, because you scoring damage with your leap and smart shield placement is the difference between killing mercy or merely feeding the enemy ult charge.
you have very small windows of opportunity to make use of dongmeister on all but the most aloof of opponents. and plenty of matchups are all but unwinnable.

i have no idea how symmetry isnt at the top of that list.

I'm disappointed and didn't realize I wanted this until now.
though I've always held the belief that D.Va would have been a better character if she were JUST the mech with an AI instead

Anyways Overwatch continues its tradition of giving me good skins for characters I hardly use. So how do I Genji? From what I've seen it's either "Die a bunch of times to someone with a gun" or "Unsheath katana, and proceed to flip the fuck out while murdering everything nearby" without much in-between.

if you are going on an annual jew hunt with torb never forget you can just drop a level 1 turret at your feet, even if its just to waste a few shots from the enemy. it might finish someone off if youre having trouble getting that last shot off, or you could use it as light cover

The secret is that the turret is the real character and torb is the distraction.

I generally drop the turret is a nice secluded place, and then roam in it's FOV.

Hanzo is a much bigger threat to Zenyatta since he can one shot you if you're not at full health. His legs are a huge hitbox and Hanzo arrow spam naturally arcs down towards them.

It's a stupid list, really. He's making a list of difficulty based solely on "how easy is it to aim with this character" and "how hard are his abilities to use", which is why Winston and Reaper appear on the top despite actually being harder to play than Soldier 76 for instance.

This meme that Winston "doesn't have to aim" seriously needs to die. You hit a cone in front of you, not a sphere all around you the size of the entire map.
The fact that he can hit multiple targets matters much more than "not having to aim" which is why he's a natural counter to Symetra and her Many Turrets, but this also comes into play when entering a fight and trying to break a team. Your damage is very low at 60DPS but you can double it if you hit 2 people at the same time. "Aiming" for Winston is about steering people so the maximum amount possible remains in front of your gun.
And considering how low his damage is coupled with no headshots, knowing when to pursue and disengage is considerably more important for him as well.

Reaper's in a similar basket. Sure, it's shotguns that barely have to be aimed. As long as you're close. And if you keep the button down instead of clicking for every shot after making sure it's lined up, you're gonna miss a lot. Flak Cannon whore here, trust me on this one.
His abiltiies are fairly simple as well to use but not to master. The Teleport requires extensive map knowledge to fully explore and especially to not get killed when using it and so does Wraith Form. You try to use it for an easy escape, you'll find out that having no extra speed or vertical movement doesn't help at all, you'll be chased and killed. It's good when paired with MedKits or your team.
Point is, there's more to a good Reaper than an average Reaper might think

That list makes as much sense as Kotaku's tier list based on memes.

Opinions on the brawl?

I reached my personal best on eleminations as Mercy wich is a single fucking kill, but it's oen hell of a clusterfuck. In the end, we won (attack on rusky industry) thanks to a nice phara ult.

i thought wraith mode gave you a small speed boost

That's not 14 but that makes it all the more fappable

I'm fairly sure the system is broken on purpose and gives you shit for characters you don't play so you actually try them at least…

Genji's easy (at first). Flowchart goes something like this:
Is the target at full health? -> keep your distance and use your shurikens LMB to damage him
Is the target weakened and running? -> if close enough to hit him, use Charge, otherwise walk to him and charge. RMB until he is dead

Do you need to go in\out of some place filled with dangerous people? -> use Charge if you don't think you'll need it soon and\or Reflect to survive the journey. Backout afterwards

The trick to him is that everyone expects your Reflect so you gotta toss a few shurikens and force them to attack, at which point you pop the Reflect. Always do it in the most unexpected moments.

Also, Charge resets when you get a kill so the moment you kill someone, you can Charge out for safety. Charge is your counter against anyone with a gun you can't Reflect, Reflect is your escape mechanism, walking backwards, if Charge is in cooldown.

Never go for a kill unless the target is low and you can get out safely, always be unexpected.

Genji's greatest ability is the double-jump and wall-running, not the charge or the reflect. It's what allows you to be where nobody else expects you to be. Remenber that.

It does but it's too little to escape from anyone. I've personnaly tried it and just about anyone can keep up with it for it's duration, not to mention that the few meters you might gain are canceled due to everyone being ranged and several heroes having movement skills to follow as well.
It would be great if you could float up in that mode or at least teleport as well, but as it stands it's a shitty Reflect (it saves your ass, maybe).

Random competitive is so much better than random casual. Sure I still lose more often than not, but people at least take things a little more seriously and something like 4 out of 5 games they even use the mic.


Also, hooked a tracer into her own bomb that she planted on me as Roadhog, twice. Hilarious game even though we lost.

well, that tiny ass speed boost is often enough for reaper to snag the health and kick my head off because i raced him to it and lost and now im practically in melee range where he can rip my head off

by the way new thread we are on page 15

Oh. So basically play the ninja like an actual ninja instead of movie/anime ninja?


Oh shit we aren't cycling anymore! I'm not sure if this is good or horrible.

yes