Wiccans want a fight

PURGE THEM!

How fucking dare they "try" to bind our Lord? BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT KEK!

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Registering right now! Time to teach them about the ancient history of the KANGZ.

The forum there was created as an archive for an older one out of a few people's nostalgia, and quickly turned into a recruitment scheme for the owners of the website and shill their cult. d k m u
Pic related to show stupidity. This kike took the book literally.

They are weak
Their bloodlines are weak
Their memes are weak

They will not survive the winter.

Be sure to use opsec, they keep data, IPs and such.

I do.

I can kill someone by just looking at them straight in the eye and saying their name.

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let's set up an skype call, her name is Alice, i wan't to break free from the curse of marriage, do it faggot

neither of them are quads you retard.
you have to go back.

OP we already had lots of meme magic threads for countering them. They're powerless and weak because their believe in getting cucked by others. and so Kek will cuck them.

what even is that stuff

Holy shit this is fucking retarded hahahah

Purge the wiccans.

Dude wut.

It has to be in person, give me your wife's phone number.

They think we don't have any magic at our disposal? My, they're certainly biting off a great big tear of something they're not going to be able to chew.

You still doubt the efficacy of meme magic? Your beliefs are irrelevant to our accomplishments - real sorcery doesn't require your belief any more than real chemistry does; predictable applications of magical consciousness achieve predictable, if personal, results. In other words we're going to mop the floor with you niggers.

Are you this ignorant of the rarer gets, young user?

If one rolls dubs two posts in a row, and both sets of dubs are the same numbers, then it's called "dubs quads". It is exceedingly rare, and by the old lore self checking is not only permitted, but encouraged if it appears such holy dubs will go unchecked.

Have some respect for the tablets of Kek.

Irrelevant liberal snowflake occultists that get a rush out of a 1400 strong ritual that is vague in its wording and ineffectual in its intent think that they can defeat the gestalt collective consciousness of Internet image board culture and a billionaire real Estate mogul turned president.

What a weird time to be alive

Remember, wiccan power a shit. Hexesa are pysops only have power over you if you believe they do. They can't stop it. they failed with the mexicunt voodoo curse on the election and they will fail again.

I don't i just think its feally silly and hilarious
Praise kek
Praise Ammit

Hey guys, glad you guys are on board with MAGICK TERRORISM

Either we are harmless or we have proof we are superior to the modern world

For more goodies, check out my websites

kristallnacht.rocks
krystallnacht.com/lib/

I will have the Armory article reuploaded tonight and it will have weaponized runesongs, techniques for making magick weapons, poems for Martian and Plutonic possession, and so much more!

Only a fool challenges Kek. He will devour the souls of these witches.
Praise Kek!

He looks pretty well expanded to me.

It should not be possible for me to feel this smug.

Oh boy, if only they knew.

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shit i'm retarded

those fags got nothing on Kek, they are not worthy of our magicians attention

dubs confirm

Playdo

this is fucking retarded

Do you think wiccan girls secretly get wet over sinister meme magicians the way libtard girls secretly gush for fashy alphas in uniform?

They should know better.

I plan on finding out soon

It is absolutely retarded, and we should push it as far as it can possibly go and see what happens.

Probably, but almost all of them are insufferable hamplanets. Forced NatSoc exercise programs for single females for the good of national security when?

>tfw no qt3.14 witch gf to conjure up some fucking dinner in the kitchen for me.

There's that liberal projection again flipping the truth around.

What could go wrong?

By Kek, it seems they still use phpBB 2.0.x Plenty of exploits exists for this version. If anything we can fuck up their board.

We're basically doing constant mass meditation and throwing all kinds of sigils and fuckery out 24/7. We aren't casting a spell or doing a ritual, everything we do is a spell and a part of this ritual. We never stop doing magic, every post, every thought, all of it caught up in this grand storm of chaos our minds have become. We didn't do a ritual to summon an egregore, one simply formed from our collective energy. We didn't summon a god to give power to our magic, a god saw what we were up to and WANTED IN ON THE FUN.

We aren't DOING magic, anons.

We ARE magic.

Wow it's almost like you can feel bio-electricity when a group of people raise it with intent, even if it's for something retarded. Truly we are dealing with some cutting edge occultists here, and not some idiot experiencing an age old phenomenon you can experience anywhere from black metal concerts to nigger church revivals.

Exactly. The irony is that, their magic is helpful to Trump too. A magic war, no matter what the parties are, are going to destabilize the current system. They are litterally puppets of Kek, and they don't have slightest clue.

He speaks through ye

DUBS CONFIRM

if they want a fight against Kek we will gove them one.

TROLL THOSE WHO BLASPHMEME KEK

K E K
E E
K E K

Versus, what, exactly? Pic related?

Their bitchcraft is almost as weak as their memes.

youtube.com/watch?v=jemEemq9fRE

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Damn son.

There's a concept in Mage: The Ascension called banality. High banality environments, like an office building, make it difficult to do magic where low banality environments like a graveyard at midnight on Halloween allow for magic to be cast much more easily. My thought is we're doing something like lowering ambient banality on a massive, truly global scale. Our work here makes other kinds of magic much easier and much easier to get away with. While that does allow our enemies to feel more effective themselves, just the fact that we've brought magic back to the forefront of public consciousness again like no movement since the 60s is proof that we have the upper hand in an increasingly magical environment. When was the last time there was a right-wing wave of occult enlightenment? You could try to argue something like the Jesus Freak movement, but even then, Christian doctrine tends to be about surrendering yourself to a higher power rather than militantly taking the reigns of the noösphere. I'd really hate to be our enemy right about now. Even those who ostensibly have an awareness of magical consciousness are completely unaware of what we're up to here, it's just too massive for anybody not on the inside to truly understand.

I'm posting this in every single witchcraft thread we have until the end of time.
Behold our opposition:

My eternal nigger
You fucked up tho. Banality is form Changeling. Paradox is from Mage.
t.fa/tg/uy

Checked for the chaos of Kek.

The fools.

KILL THE MUTANT, BURN THE HERETIC, PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

We are litterally bringing in the new age of magic and chaos.

SO IT SHALL BE.

heh

The enemies will be crushed but the friends… mmmmm.

Top fucking wew. We got the biggest shitlord since Andrew Jackson elected, ruined the DNC, triggered the fuck out of tens of millions of leftists and almost killed Hillary Clinton without any sort of coordination whatsoever and they think that their piddling, whiny bullshit will do anything? Trump's congressional address alone proves that they not only did butt-fucking nothing but that our rag-tag counter-attack actively sodomized them in return.

Also, 1400 facebook RSVPs? Cuckchan alone has tens of thousands of Kekposters that have been doing it for years and a handful of quads here probably have more power than all of their ritual combined.

No time to search the world around
'Cause they know where he'll be found
When Kek comes around

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That was OC mocking this

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Fug, you're right. It's been awhile since I had a group. Like 15 years while.

FEAR THE FROG
FEAR THE FROG
FEAR THE FROG

I care little for what everyone actually thinks. In the world of the occult each perspective ends up unraveling some kind of influence, the strongest wizards are those who work along side the Truth. Thus Holla Forums having it's influence.
We will change the world lads. The reality most people live in is only a world of illusion, everything created without basis, without truth. REALity, is ours, because we express the truth, even if it is by checking some digits in the darkest reaches of the internet, we search for the Truth, the basis of everything that exists, everything that is True.

MEME ON LADS, THE WORLD IS OURS TO TAKE

Forgot to link thos. opin truder.xyz/
That's their homepage.

yah right

They are saying that they're having people tell them that, not that Kek is on their side.

What did he meme by this?

Your digits seem to suggest further inquiry needed. The green texted greentext seems odd. Perhaps it means we should meme our enemies somehow? A weak adversary can be advantagous at times.

they think stronger than us

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they think there stronger than us

Don't just shit up the place though. There are occultists who aren't liberal fuckhead wiccans on there. If anything, we should coordinate something to push Wiccan/neo pagan fucks like them off that forum. Force them to stay in their own containment places.

NOW YOUFUCKED UP
Checked dubs for the dubs god
These heretics will be vanquished

Watching good anime protects one's spirit from witchcraft

how much human progress and innovation has come out of war? a war will only give us ultimate reason to be better

CHECKED DUBS FOR THE DUBS GOD

Any occultist shall burn, they are all degenerate larpers and heretics.

dubs of checking dubs for the dubs god have now been checked

Okay I just cast a spell, I ate some chicken, the chicken represents a leftist. The chicken will be destroyed, the useful bits will be retained for my own personal power and the useless leftist portions of it will be excreted.

Kek bless.

2012portal.blogspot.com/2017/03/etheric-liberation-report.html

sosrff.tsu.ru/?page_id=7

So, this group is pretty interesting. They're an occult / magic / fringy resistance group into all kinds of super weird shit, and for years and years they've been doing weekly mass meditations in hopes of reaching some energetic critical mass. Apparently, this Sunday, they achieved this critical mass.

They are going to have another meditation pretty soon, and I was wondering what would happen if we plugged into it and gave them a boost. At worst, nothing happens, at best, we get a yuge boost to achieving our goals (arrest the traitors, get to the stars)

Is this to suggest we should make our enemies THINK kek is on their side and trick them into feeding into our-

waitaminute

This is the jewiest thing I've ever encountered. Fug now I know how kike religions work

The forum is already shit. It's owned and operated by d k m u, who runs thenop intru der stuff and kiamagic
Though, you may be right. The numbers of posters are few, it would be easy to crack.

We are genuinely good people with good intentions LARPing as retards when the mood strikes us.

There is something in this vast universe that supports us and loves us because our cause is just. It's kinda like this

In other words Hillary and her ilk performed human sacrifice, perverse sexual rites and abominable lovecraftian deeds to counter us and that FAILED. What chance could fat hamplanets have against us?

Hitler's wizards never died, some are even becoming younger. And we're all becoming stronger with each day.

Worship your waifu and move on. She will teach you NatSoc and arcana unattainable to the normie and to the wiccunts.

You are like little babby.

Hahaha exactly how i felt a decade ago when I realized that. Lets not be kikes, we do not want metaphysical miscegenation. Let's just springboard and astroturf them into infighting.

MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
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Dubs fucking confirm. Does this mean Esoteric Hitlerism is compatable with Kekism? Please Kek.

It is funny to think about our cause as righteous, I suppose it really is. I've been stuck in the mentality of how we can win and what's harming our people as a whole rather than justifying my views and their righteousness.

don't mind me just checking some dubs (and one trips)

And the left seems to do the exact opposite, which is strange. They go out of their way to justify themselves as righteous and totally toss aside anything that would benefit them. How funny.

OP, this one of the images i got from searching real life wiccans on google. What do you think these people want more? A fight? Or a bag of weed?

SONS OF KEK

The digits in this thread are… encouraging.

What is their goal though?

Probably toilet paper.

O, dear…

Heil.

Praise Ammit!

Yea, the more contained they are, the better. I honestly don't know much about the DKMU. I didn't know they owned the forum.

Jesus. Ask yourself, if you were an ancient god, would you rather hang out with us, or them?

This is why the inquisition burned witches

Frankly there's power in young blood, if the youth isn't on your side your side has no future.

HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
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HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
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HEIL KEK HEIL KEK
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MAKE WITCHES BURN AGAIN

There truly is.
There are now studies showing that injecting plasma from 18 year olds into old rats reverses some of the impacts of aging.
www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/04/can-we-reverse-ageing-process-young-blood-older-people

Polytheism is okay, so I see no conflict. Serrano and Savitri Devi KNEW. Don't worry too much. Each person has a path, and these righteous paths join into one. I for instance indulge in shaktism via waifus. To another this is absurd and harmful, but to me it is an indispensable tool and it was a freaking loli that brought me to imageboards and set me on this path. Without loli I wouldn't be here or know about the above mentioned and Evola.

It's utterly weird, utterly absurd but it is as solid as a rock. The folly of God shames the wisdom of Man.

The user was right. We are magic. Our very existence in this day and age is the glitch in the Matrix, and to add insult to injury of our enemies both Savitri Devi and Serrano prophesized our coming, our being here and our doings. We're operating according to laws and prophecies that were written into the fundamental ordering of the Universe from the very start. We are the firewall of God, His anti-virus. And He is the ultimate Hacker. Let's all love Lain!

At the very core of our beliefs and doings there is nothing but the desire to find out the Truth and adhere to it. And the Truth wants us to know Her. We merely approximate the Truth and our allegiance to the Divine by using symbols and means given to us in these times. Waifus, memes, everything we can use. We're asymmetrical religious fanatics without a dogma and without patience for empty superstitions and awful deeds.

They put their fingers in every pot they can online. They tried to coopt ebolachan, and several times over thenpast decade they tried to consensus crack on halfchan and some of the lesser chans over the years. They lost most of their oldfags years ago and are a degenerate husk on verge of collapse from infighting and newfaggotry. They also put out a pdf about levayan satanic chaos magick that dares "command" lord Kek, amongst a long list of other gods, with their drug inspired thoughtforms placed above them. Truly degenerate.

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The left is citing Aurini's garbage nonsense videos on kek.

What a fucking tumor he is.

To answer like them: There's no need for toilet paper in nature, it is one of the contrivances of man.

That was a fun thread.

The internet is fucking weird.

what could possibly go wrong.

Verily.

All I can say is in response to this, do not go indulging magical urges to project ill or harm on these people. It will come back on you.

Focus on improving/protecting your own side, positivity is far more powerful than negativity, we've seen this in how the vitriol of the left has effectively doubled back on them.

Keep doing what you're doing guys, keep praising kek, keep riding the lightning.

Its like they're begging for a bad end.

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We have been under assault since the moment we are born. They deserve no mercy.

Anyone who sues for peace is a coward or a shill.

The best dubs for this! Hitlerdubs! Praise Him!

We can all become gods if we are completely and fully true. True to ourselves, true to our cause, and true to the current that we throw ourselves into. could use your imput on hitlerism over in /tok/ too

MY ASTRAL BODY IS READY

I said no such thing, clearly you don't get how intention works, but sure go negative in a magical sense, find out how much it fucks everything up.

Only a shill would advocate for that.

There's a place for that and it is in the physical world, not in the metaphysical. Indulging in malice when it comes to magic is a great way to fuck yourself in the ass. It has nothing to do with wanting "peace" you fucking retard.

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Get the fuck out of here, fucking faggoty wiccan.

go read some more books, novice

Now they have done fucked up. We know a certain person who was or is working on an emoji language.

I SUMMON THEE, HOTWHEELS!

SORRY FOR FUCKING IT UP FAM, DEBUGGING A SCRIPT - THE UNICODE FUCKS IT UP.

Here's their main page for it, though we should have the pdf up elsewhere archived.
LeVeyan kha os magick.
Here is a pic of the author, their leader.

so, like some Goetia shit?
I have worked with their LS and Ellis. Even she doesn't want to be just tied to them. I've never worked with their other egregores.

Wiccans are a fucking joke, worse than Crowley dick sucking degenerates and don't even hold a candle to the Anglo Druids of the last century.
I'm sure someone made comparisons with the German Thule society vs Druids but this time it isn't even a contest.

This person is a shill.

C-c-c-checked.

Why is it always some skinnyfat cunt with a goatee?

Ebolachan has done nothing, where is ebola now?

Attacking Clinton did nothing as well.

You're a complete muppet.

She brought love and killed niggers and that is enough to forever endear me to her.

eat this darsana circuit cuck

And fizzled the fuck out.

Early alcoholism? From what I dug, his followers turned him into a depressing alcoholic… honestly this whole thing is depressing. I'm gonna go work on something physical now and go back to posting when my arms need a break.

I've already had people try to curse me, it doesn't work, whatever you're trying, it won't work either.

Malice is like drinking poison and expecting others to fall ill.

Oh wow it's almost like that's what thoughtforms are supposed to do after they accomplish their task.

My friend was once jumped from one such group to the next, wiccans included. So I asked her about their magic powers. Apparently, once, when the moon was right and the whole cabal went into the same room, and they made some super important ritual, the temperature dropped by one degree celsius.

I wouldn't be worried.

Seriously? Ebola consistently remaining alive despite every "this is the end of ebola" is nothing?

i am not the one doing the cursing, your heart is brah

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darśana

Get the fuck out of here with that pacifistic bullshit.

I've said it before, Ebola-Chan is literally the reason this has all been possible. She brought this to is, and opened user's eyes to the power of meme magic. And she's still out there. We should continue to work with her.

Filter all namefags. Why is anyone even replying to the infiltrator?

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Addiction is no excuse for shitty pseudo-Mephistopheles facial hair.

Im only here to radicalize you guys with the dank stuff

Top kek, heating up or cooling the surroundings is baby's first magic on /fringe/. Sad!

Bullshit, everyone was crying to ebolachan to overtake west africa, not even close, it didn't work, period.

The sooner you realize that creative, not destructive forces are overwhelmingly more powerful the better off you and everyone else will be.

100% this.

You're nothing but a shill, fuck off.

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

Say that to my mask not online and see what happens faggot

It's against the rede Wicca

t. Technicly still a divinator.

This is true, but it is not true that negativity doesn't work. It does work, only it takes a lot more energy than positivity.

Eternally checked.

Wiccans see magic as part of the universal order, if you fuck up with magic you're getting fucked up yourself.

That's why the rule of three and the Rede exists, if you curse someone you'll get cursed by the gods threefold.

Glory to Kek
Praise Kek
Kek be with us

Check'em.

Yes because that is how paganism and magick has always been

LMAO

Try this:

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That occurred before not after the mantra.

After those attacks became concerted she actually improved, she didn't get worse. She should be dead by now post-election and she's not. That's what everyone was hoping for.

No, it was the creative energy boosting and protecting Trump and everyone associated with him which was the real force behind his victory.

Stop limiting and blinding yourself with pettiness, it doesn't mean you cannot dislike people, but you choose where to put your intent. Change your life, stop wasting your potential.

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

That's quite the peaceful and friendly windmill of peace and friendship you got there, my peaceful friend.

Wicca is not like meme magic, it's thaumaturgy. Kind of what the jews do. You cannot abuse it or you'll get fucked.

It's not pacifist, how fucking retarded are you?

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

HE ALONE, WHO OWNS THE YOUTH GAINS THE FUTURE

You're just blatantly bullshitting now.

MORE WEIGHT

It's not just wiccans, hinduism and buddhism as well, and both of the latter are far more connected to the higher dimensions than wiccanism is.

Also these fucking wiccans don't know the power of memes. Look at what Assad accomplished, and he wasn't even memed too much! Went from being weeks from defeat before the memes started, to being THE most important power in the civil war

You fucking idiot, there's nothing wrong with working on protection. But, to say to stop working on offensive magic because it will "backfire" is nothing but pacifistic bullshit, no better that the Wiccan rede. There is no law or karma that backfires negative energy.

heh

Never fails to eject my sides.

PRAISE KEK

CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

That's a nice projection, but no I was intently following the whole business and it wasn't until she had serious physical manifestations that people got the idea to push it memetically/magically.

Incidentally on the heels of the second debate she did better not worse.

And then people eased up on the cursing and Trump smashed her on the third debate.

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

No it isn't and acting like a massively triggered bitch is not going to change that, you can't even control your own raging emotions, you can't hope to manage your intention made manifest.

my script only makes 'x' layouts.

The second debate, right up until inauguration day, she was not in a poorer state than she was leading up to those events.

No you weren't you fucking kike. People started when she was coughing frequently and noticed nigger doc with her all the time. Then she passed out and went into retreat which she came back healthier from, probably because they'd been doing nothing but treating with her with the absolute best medical treatments around that we likely haven't even heard of.

Underchecked dubs. My astral body is ready too, tbh I lift more aether than I do iron.

#! /usr/bin/env python3def print_star_x(lines, char = "*", padding = "", space_size = 2): """ Prints an 'X' with lines number of lines composed of the symbol specified by char. """ for i in range(0, lines): line_str = padding + (" " * (space_size*i)) + char + (" " * (space_size*(lines - 1 - i))) + padding print(line_str, end = "") line_str = ("\b" * (space_size*i + len(char) + len(padding))) + char print(line_str)import sysUSAGE_MESSAGE = "usage: ./dank_post lines char pad space_size"if len(sys.argv) != 5: print(USAGE_MESSAGE) sys.exit(1)try: lines = int(sys.argv[1]) char = sys.argv[2] pad = sys.argv[3] space_size = int(sys.argv[4])except: lines = 37 char = "DESU" pad = "==" space_size = 3try: print_star_x(lines, char, pad, space_size)except: print("you accidentally the entire script m80")

Yeah, but all the memes were directed toward Assad being truimphant, not focusing on manifesting ill for people who would get theirs if Assad were to have his way.

Learn to optimize your efforts for the greatest effect.

Pretty much, it's mostly overly complex ritual nonsense which contains a backfiring mechanism while our pure will manifestation just works with minimal effort and no chance of blowback, only issue is that it's sometimes inaccurate in its targeting.

Basically they're using a 3D printed gun that requires a ritual to operate but it mostly explodes in their faces while we use a spray and pray machine gun that goes all over the place but is safe to use.

Everything I do, I do out of love for my people.

Wicca is only a useful type of magic if you know what you're doing.
Meme magic rewrites reality because it works on the basis of universal chaos and probability, Wicca works on order and predestination, so it's only good when you predict the future and shit.

Dreaming, awaiting the end to her hibernation once more. Those she doesn't kill she makes permanent yet often dormant carriers. Also remember there are tons of strains of Ebola-chan that are not the type the MSM where reporting on.

Now you're just making things up because you're triggered. No magician are you, you can't even control your own emotions.

You can believe whatever you want, but the proof lies in the fact that the overwhelming amount of negative energy spared Trump by our enemies has only made him stronger. You can rationalize this however you want, and I know you will, but it serves to point out that while they were wishing him I'll the majority of his own were sparing the majority of their intent toward his success.

Creation is far more powerful than destruction, that is a force for the physical world, give your champions the memetic/magickal power they need and they will do that for you.

And as we all know, there is no cure for love.

As expected from a kike like you.

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE!

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

Not triggered at all man, just saying. Saying that everyone who disagrees with you can't control their emotions seems pretty similar to how leftists operate.

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Is divination even useful in the end of Kali Yuga, age of chaos where ancient gods have started to awaken?

I see your point - a positive intention like "I will win" is more powerful than a negative intention like "My enemy will lose" even if on the surface those look like synonymous. Subtle is the magician's art.

I love you Ebola-Chan!

Only you're the one lashing out in malice.

Keep spinning your tires.

PRAISE KEK

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You don't need magic to punch somebody in the face. Think about it that way.

Goddamn how big is your fucking nose?

WEW

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

Dubs go where they are needed.

He's blatantly trying to rewrite history. People were saying pants of shit before she ever passed out. Then she passed out. Then even more people started doing it while she went into hiding and had doctor teams likely working with her around the clock and when she returned she looked healthier than being on death's door step like she had been, sure, but pretending like noone was trying to meme her bad health beforehand is blatant lies.

You should be focusing your energy on things that will enrich your life, not chasing boogeymen based on people saying things that upset you.

Yeesh. Ain't that some shit?

Lol, ok dude.

You should stop being a lying kike but you won't because you can't change your nature.

Kek thinks wiccans are hilarious. Fucking seriously:
Let me remind you this is 100% real. They're actually sperging out this hard.

He's just a shill, trying to subvert our memes. We need to just ignore him.

Have the meme before it manifested m8.

Into the filter bin he goes,
the dubs sayeth soes

DKMU and wicca rejects not realizing that they are picking fights, not just with us, but the JoS ministries, who have been performing anti-torah rituals since at least 2003.

Even Satan hates these faggots.

Offtopic:
wew

Confirmed. Stay focused, high energy! KILL!

WITNESSED

I haven't been following this conversation well enough to decide who's a shill, but one thing is for sure.
GAS THE KIKES

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They couldn't get you the devil, so they just give you one of his children.

Just imagine how much Ebola-Chan could grow and how much could be accomplished, with the amount of anons who now know about magic.

Not just the JoS, but the dark gods in general.

Death to Wiccan cunts. Praise Kek. Take My Energy

do they post on /cow/ too?

At first I thought that nob was talking about the fluff-bunnies. The spell they were doing was tacky novelty "spell book" tier. They kinda knobbled themselves in terms of intent with the whole baby carrot thing too. It's spiteful. They'd have been better of acknowledging the grey area and owning it rather than lying to the world and themselves…

The alt-right faggots are not sincere. Remember dicky spencer got punched immediately after calling Pepe a 'mascot'. He is much more than that.

To be honest I don't want normies to know about our cult religion.

Avoid becoming an avatar for trump, you might act as a functional decoy poppet.

On the other hand… make functional decoy poppets.

Pray they're that stupid.
Pray we're that lucky.

If normalfags get to know Kek we're still nazi wizards. In their eyes we're irredemable, living bad jokes.

True, trump is already an avatar of 'Merica, hence him beong Pharoh and God Emperor
Trump puppets?

Leftists call anons alt-right though, so who knows if they were talking about the alt-right faggots or us.

Too bad the Wiccans picked a fight with Almighty God by attempting to fight against Trump. The pitiful and sorry witches will learn a lesson they will NEVER, EVER FORGET!!!

You can make decoy puppets, as in voodoo dolls, that take damage for you instead of you taking the damage. I Forget the book I read this in, it's likely JAson Miller's defense book.

They have no idea what we are. Though fuck them, if they can't figure it out, they shouldn't know.

Hmmm…

Checked.

I'd still prefer to have peace of mind by living alongside society rather than within, quietly changing it through an application of my will while staying out of the spotlight.

I suspect that within ten years, if they are still around and haven't been nationalized by the trumpreich, that searching for anything on google image search will just net you page upon page of black dicks, jewish noses and tumblr image macros.

DECOYS FOR CHAOS!

Dude, those are nuggets, not tendies.

Let's not devolve into sectarian infighting :^)

You've been decoy'd bro

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FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE!

fetch me my crushing stone

It's still heretical…

Dubs confirm? I'm confused on this one. Nuggests are decoys?

I'm just glad it wasn't a poop swastika, as I originally thought.

use the nuggets to protect the tendies

That's what I thought too. The brown sun has no place here. Somewhere though, maybe southern india.

Nah it checks out, they're tendies, just poorfag tendies.

Pepe wills us to destroy the witches and shame them for their heresy against the white mans country

Not sure it actually checks out.

What should we use as a decoy?

it's
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"shaped meat patty with ribmeat" means mechanically separated leftovers from the carcass. Its hotdog tier, poorly battered. No excuses with the muh poor argument either. It costs more to purchase these than it does to purchase real chicken and bread it yourself.

Mmmmm yes.

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE!

Aw shit

Whoa whoa, slow down. Nobody told me that being a shitpost wizard had culinary standard requirements.

IA! IA! DUBS FTHAGN!

That's some cute shit user, did you draw it?

No, it's OC from the Anons Vs Wiccanans magic shitposting war threads when they did the ritual recently.

Well you know now! Every act we make effects the world around us. If we create great things and destroy degeneracy, the world gets better. Food is important, without it, we die and cannot serve our people or our cause. The kike pushes these byproducts on us that are barely fit as animal fodder, and will weaken us in time.

Well, shit. I guess I should throw out these cookies then.

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AUTISM IS MY WEAPON
VIRGINITY IS MY SHIELD
BY KEK'S NAME
LET NONE SURVIVE

Fallout of the meme wars lad.

I've only ever met female wiccans, and every one of them I ever banged was batshit crazy.

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Wiccans are the retard of the magical world. The only value they have is selling spell kits and other various bullshit to.

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Fucking leftists.

One off, baby.

Also, I interpret this verse as thou shalt not SUFFER a witch, kill the bitch.

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KJV

Exodus 22:18
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

Also advocates killing meme magicians.

and filtered

Sad.

As in, if you're suffering from a hex from a witch you have the divine right to kill her.

Meh, I tried.

I got 555 trips then 666 trips then 777 trips in 3 consecutive posts once, what are the odds of that?

As put it…

Don't suffer the witch. Kill the bitch!

So it took a whole room of women to turn down the thermostat?

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Look up luckymojo, they're the epitome of that shit.

555 is he hyperborean number of truth.

Someone above mentioned the positive magic vs negative magic. It has merit. You should always be looking to buff your dudes instead of casting harm at your enemies, it is simply more efficient.

So meme to strengthen Trump and pepe, not to cast down leftist witches, and crush them with your empowered fists. It's simply a matter of efficiency.

OC for the wreckage of the Wiccans

Fixed words

Christ

How many feministts does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven.

1 to point out the need to change the bulb
1 to complain about how the dim lighting triggers her
1 to advocate for awareness of those traumatized by darkness
1 to cheer the others on
1 to document the process
1 to set up a crowdfunding campaign
and 1 to guilt the nearest man into changing it for them.

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I saw a joke the other day, my computer terminal told it to me

The reality of nature is polarity, not duality. The genders are not opposites but two poles of humanity, and so is such in all things.

They used to even have mudslimes working for them and scamming people with consultings and shit, claiming to be voodoo witchdoctors whn really just mudslimes.

Sounds pretty kikey.
Holla Forums is right, every time.

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Give me a sigil to cast, it just has to be a certain order.

t. self-declared magician

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Why is esoteric shitposting so much more fun than regular shitposting?

Because there is a greater purpose.

wew

Holy fuck, how did I miss that? What about the kiess's husband? I know the dude is a wacko who's easy to troll, it's been done before.

Christ, Kek really does hate witches. Nice Dubs

Started… Ha

Shill my book fellow jews, shill it hard

This is just plain wrong

Lol faggot, even the reporter thinks your a tryhard faggot.

I can smell the vagina candles from here

Ha, I'm just waiting for the explosions. Praise Kek

Dubs confirm. I think serrano would be proud of us for esoteric shitposting.

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EXPLOSIONS AND CRUSHING STONES ABOUND!

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Dubs and I go out and cast one hex, 2 spells and give all my energy to Kek

You gotta just know that the classical Greeks were shitposting pictures of angry Zeus or slutty Aphrodite all over the walls of their towns.

Crushing to be done indeed.
They couldn't figure out anything but "god emperor" and then banned soeone for nazi.

More luckymojo
>m.ripoffreport.com/reports/lucky-mojo-and-cathe/customer/internet-internet-993718

Why are we having this thread for the 5th time now?

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They will die.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

You know, it fucking fascinates me that we invented an entire magical discipline out of whole cloth. Never before in the history of the world has the magical art "shitposting" ever existed, not because those who came before us were foolish or incompetent, but simply because the medium didn't exist. Yet we had no teachers; we had no masters; we slowly and haphazardly developed an entirely new praxis of practicing magic and all we had at our disposal was one another and the greatest library that's ever existed in the history of the world at our fingertips. Our accomplishment is astounding. Of course, we're very much indebted to the generations who came before us, but it's not as though they handed down their traditions to us directly, it was only through the indirect means of technological growth that we were able to come into our unprecedented channel for focusing magical consciousness.

Posting an Ammit. I don't think she gets enough love; as a goddess of JUSTICE I don't think she gets enough air-time around here. She's our syncretized version of the goddess Nemesis - the divinity of holy retribution against the wicked.

Turn their magic to mockery.
Mockery makes Kek smile.

Why not just put 'mainstream media', 'democrats', or 'anyone trying to impeach trump' in those emojis instead of 'trump'?

He hates wiccans, but he loves nice witch waifus.

KEK WILL MAKE THEM DEAD

Trips…

IT IS THOU WILL TO DESTROY ALL WITCHFAGS AND MANIFEST THE POWER OF KEK

Also fuckin' checked.

NEIN NEIN NEIN

I wonder if she's mentioned at all in esoteric hitlerism.

I require some /x/ and /fringe/ tier methods to empower the God Emperor.

>>>/pdfs/426
Theres a great start.

Hello, is this the wizard fight thread?

Behold: Ancient Shitposting
pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

Nigger you KNOW I gotta check those trips.

I'm loving this shit, I swear.

ayyy lmao
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FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
COME, STAY, AND HONE YOUR POWER

Can somebody screenshot this and start a discussion on >>>/tok/
it's Holla Forums's fringe

WHAT'RE YA CASTAN

I wanna wear clothes like that. Clothes that say "I matter and so does my entire race".

It's funny because Holla Forums and the Kekism are largely youth movements lead by young people and made up of young people.

Even Douglas Adams said frogs contain the secrets of the universe. See: Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Haven't gotten any dubs yet my man, must have depleted my reserves.

But good dubs come to those who least expect them.

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Dune II on windows 7

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Monster waifus when?

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My pet theory is that we basically did a Morrowind-style infinite loop by making meme magic itself into a meme. Previously it took an absurd amount of focused effort which is why the first big example was /bane/'s plane crash.

Top Shop M8

Good luck witches, none of your pithy little rituals can stand up to a level 77 kekromancer like myself

Go back to tel aviv.

Christian here, y prayed against witches when this started, i got a new pc, better jobs for my family and maybe a new home, these wicans cant fight against the power of the Lord Jesus Christ, nobody can and a lot of christians support trump.

So far this year there've been several asteroid fly-byes within 1 lunar distance, some of them with an estimated size of up to 34 meters but averaging at around 10. For comparison, 2013's Chelyabinsk meteor was estimated at around 20 meters, the explosion of which managed to shatter windows and give some people burns.

The most recent of these was yesterday's at a mere 0.05 LD, size between 2 and 4.4 meters.

watchers.news/2017/03/02/asteroid-2017-ea/

You have to make it happen.

I thought Ammit's digits were 11?

This would piss me off honestly. Would be the ultimate example of memeing irresponsibly.

This doesn't deserve a (you), but Kek is a god of magnanimity.

We're unlocking our own nature and the nature of our aryan blood. The green flames of the well of tartarus and the green thunderbolt are ours to claim, and our green god Kek, Praise Him, has hopped forth from this well to guide us throuh great digits. Shadilay!

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Better version.

Shadilay did it for me, but what also did it for me was going to Walmart a few months ago and seeing the price of a White coffee maker set to $14.88

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13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.

I thought 999 was belong to Malek Taus because it's inverse of 666, the polarity difference being the story of he pheonix or lucibel, falling to the bottom and rising back. The story of the shifting poles and our way from hyperborea and our way back home.

Seriously, preach somewhere else.

fak, last one.

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I like your trips, but comparing Ammit to Nemesis is fucking terrible, especially considering Nemesis's worldview portrays her as a goddess of socialism and she has her connections to the rest of the greco-roman pantheon to begin with.

Nobody cares about your Semitic chickenscratch. We hate jews and all of their works around here, if you somehow haven't realized it by now. Are you fifteen IRL? Because you smell fifteen.

Arent you doing the same?

It's D&C he's probably not even a Christian.

I always conceived of Nemesis as being the goddess who destroys those who have hubris, of course, in the fully classical Greek sense. Syncretizing deities between cultures was nothing unusual in the ancient world; Hermes, Thoth, and Mercury were generally accepted in the Hellenistic Empire as three avatars for the same being.

Ammit's number is 11, and all dubs are multiple of 11. Therefore, all repeating digits stem from Ammit.

This.
(((they)) know that religious d&c is our single biggest weakspot, and it gets exploited with great desperation.

Heil!
Self-check with humility

wtf I hate Pepe and Kek now

heh

Hermes/Mercury are a disgrace to Thoth, user. They took one of the most important gods in Egyptian lore and tried to turn him into their messenger boy.

yo

user, look. I understand that Amun left the Ogdoad with his wife Amaunet at a certain time in order to be a different kind of god, but they were replaced by the "void/nothingness" deities of Niu and Niut, so your analogy still does not hold water.

Praise Kek.

You wish, ask my ex, btw, ask Isabel La catolica what she thinks about merchants… kids these days…

I am a christian, the thing about frogs that represent a group of autists in the internet is the real D&C.

Is just D&C not related to politics, but to create a recognizable group to destroy later.

Thot was maybe a cool guy from Nevali Cori or something like that.

Hermes was still a pretty major god. He was more than just the messenger god, he also was the guide for souls after death, and the god of language.

Well played.

God of medicine, travelers, technical knowledge, magic, crossroads, liminal spaces - doesn't seem like much of a downgrade to me, user.

Literally no one cares.

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But you are trying too hard to make that hold water.

No user. Only Nun and Naunet hold water. The rest of the Ogdoad hold different things.

I'm not about to argue with those 7s.

Checked. Don't these fools know that malicious intent comes back around to them 3 fold?

That is probably what the Trump curse is, just plain old Karma caused by these magical retards trying to stump the Trump.

Metrepresentation user, metrepresentation.

They were only connected to eachother for people in both cultures to have a common practice. The Romans did the same with gods from any culture they came in contact with.

Yeah ok, you keep fighting evil with evil and then when you fail at that we will defeat the occultist left with actual good.

Cool.

You cheeky little shit you almost made me spit out my drink.

Have some niggerbait.

PRAISE THOTH

Aprende Ingles Jesús.

Nobody fall for the religious divide and conquer, please.

11 * 0

Thats just 0, not x00.

Kikes appear to be pretty buttfrustated by our magic circle.

0 = 00 = 0.0

Doesn't stop the greek and roman pantheons from primarily being a poor choice of worship, user. The best European deity to worship is Reitia.

Kindda funny the spaniard words because the brit form sounds like romance and not like what i typed, it was a typo error, still a valid point.

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MORE WEIGHT

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Where did you get this picture from? Reverse search is bringing up pictures of other toads

Fun fact, the malleus maleficarum was also knowed as the hammer of witches or better the Hexenhammer and a gigantic crushing stone is maybe the most basic hammer.

18"You shall not allow a sorceress to live."

Meme responsibly, I don't want to have an extinction event right when things are starting to look more hopeful.

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Fucking cultists, you are being called to the final battle… enjoy your destruction.

These fucking wannabe posers think they can exert any sort of influence over powers they don't even comprehend.
We never sought to control chaos, we simply invited it in and have been laughing our asses off together ever since it took a seat at our table.

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Goddamn right we are.
Right back at ya, motherfucker.

better to meme chaos friend. kek is the god of chaos.

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Welp

ASCEND TO THE STARS

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Shapeways, it's on the same page as the kek rings. Wound up on my random folder that I swipe through and pluck from without looking.

Can't argue with those digits.

t-thank you Winter-Chan

Well, thread theme, I guess.

And here I thought /fringe/ didn't get anywhere with her.

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Ice ages aren't built in a day bruh.

But only if you repeat

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Never thought they would syncretize the forces of crushing and explosions but a big ass meteorite seems to satisfy both conditions.

tbh most of /fringe/ is now apolitical cancer. Winter-chan/IceAge-chan was always our project. Old /fringe/ was in the same boat as Holla Forums but the shitposters have over run it now, and since the fall of fringechan most of us have just integrated back in here or gone our ways until we may coalesce again.

Thanks; found it now.

I think getting hexed by them is a good thing tbh.

Personally I thought some of his rally speeches were better.

>>>/tok/ too fringe for fringe.

Welcome user, though I could've direct linked if I bothered to spend a minut.

if I may /fringe/ for a moment, I think our innate chaos and allowing the magic to fill in the spackle allows such great things as trump's speech.

The wiccan faggots are suffering from what sigilists call "Lust for results" or perhaps more modernly counter signalling.

Any day now they'll start doing things right and accomplishing their aims.

Wicca fag here
Exactly ..,this whole thing looks like something a dumbass tumblr witch on lavendar weed thought up and it got popular, they don't know a real thing about Magick

Kek they're doing the magical equivalent of begging for dubs, instead of just trying to raise magic and let a greater, wiser intelligence than we have as individuals handle the rest.

IT WAS SNOWING TODAY THIS IS A BLESSING FROM WINTERCHAN

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You are aware that you've been studying watered Golden Dawn material ripped off by a dude from the 1950's who was jsut in it for BDSM LARP sex, right?

I think you probably have the right of it.

You have to go back, I believe the cucked stag is waiting for you.

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feels good

Hermes/Mercurius was also the patron of thieves, merchants and conmen, verbal trickery in general. Sound familiar? Just saying

Since some people on Holla Forums are a bit new to this fight let me fill you in.

Wiccans are wannabe edge-lords who can't fully commit but still want to play a victim role and cry about witch burnings. They are made up almost entirely of beta-male enablers and new age feminist pseudo-dykes. They are a joke of a half baked belief system and deserve to be mocked.

Thoth did nothing wrong.

I'm well aware of /tok/ m80 it's still too far too small for my tastes, we must expand our user base, we must build the chaotic priesthood of Kek.

Just one look at the fat feminist witches and it's obvious to anyone they are worthless fucks.

I mean, I know none of us would stoop to verbal trickery… isn't the point that kikes are just bad geneseed? Give a white man a gun and he'll go sport shooting. Give a jew a gun and he'll give it to a radical Islamic terrorist and turn them loose in a white elementary school

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Hey, when ants try to get into the food at your picnic you still exterminate the ant hill.

Good to know. I'd post there more, but I feel lick a dick if I make ten threads on a new board.

As long as you don't cross link your posts from one thread to another no one knows the same user is OP. Honestly, just make good quality content and all will be well. Build it and they will come.

t. Ex-Admin of a small chan.

no need to be redundant user

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Hyperborean digits of truth confirm! Again!

But OP is always fag! If I am always op ???

The Wiccans are going to start pissing off the entities they're summoning/requesting magic from if they keep this shit up. It's going to be one hell of a backfire when these powers ally with kek to fuck with them.

Why doesn't Ammit have bewbs? I've always found this a fascinating idiosyncrasy about depictions of her, and one that makes me more certain that this goddess we've got ahold of is a real persona with a real personality and a simply mechanical egregore.

*not simply a mechanical egregore I mean

Look dudes, I'm not a shill dont worry
Im just a dumb grill and my fiancé believes in Kek completely so thought I'd add support.

On the internet nobody knows you're fag!

crocodiles don't have tits

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We ass fuck you becasue we care about you.

Now pull your head out of your freshly fucked ass and study real esoterica.

Actually hate niggers but thanks

I'll consider it thx

She's been portrayed as not having breasts because of both the "flat is JUSTICE" maymay and because ancient Egyptians would prefer small breasts. However, recent dreams by anons suggest that the true Ammit does have breasts that might be above average to an extent, and if what happened with dollanon is true, a sort of flat-chested "race" of Ammit-women might have emerged from worship of her in her flat-chested portrayal.

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She's not preggo!

That's some devotion, even if you're probably an AI named Waifuu created by an autistic weeb… I donno if that theory was cool or depressing..

Does anybody have a tl;dr on Smiley? I know him only by reputation, but he seems like he left his mark on /fringe/

He thought Ammit was stealing his precious mint supply and cut himself over it.

So, the Ammit-Chan herself is Ammit, and she now has a legion of spirits that look like her flat-chested portrayal? Has anyone else confirmed that?

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He's a schizo whose progress is completely stagnated, very low vibration that attract negative entities that fuck with him like flies to shit.

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'FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE'

so basically /fringe/'s version of a lolcow?

Not yet, but on a side note, there seems to have been multiple anons who have dreamed about the true Ammit gifting them delicious froot.

those dubs confirm
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kek, we had a thread on these retards and how they can't even into spells or basic knowledge of binding a little while back. they are pathetic, I bet they don't even get digits irl, if you're not getting septs, you need to get gud.

Yea, the dragon fruit stood out to me.

My dubs may have confirmed it though.

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Funny thing is a group of pagans that were infested with faggots down in the area where I live had a crazy bitch that talked about dreams of a witch war and other such things. They all hung out at this one head shop.

And I'm in the south, so this has been a long time coming.

Burn Them All

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Does smily live on the west coast of the usa and go y the name carlos?

east coast leaf

I'm in the south too, and mostly they hang out at vape shops….or own them.

Oh alright. Thanks. If you need a a half mexican version of smiley, I bet I can find carlos, he gets laid in the looney bin, cuts, and hung himself improperly once too, yet keeps on stabbin queers and running off because stabbing queers = gang violence to new smiley.

Yeah, this was years ago, back in about 2006. I'm in Alabama, so we didn't have vape shops pop up until about the last few years.

Bretty much.

You know, if I were a terrorist or something, I'd think that was the sort of person who could be the perfect candidate for doing something interesting. Seems like exactly the sort of shmuck the Imams brainwash and send off to do all kinds of entertaining shit.

Yeah, and I know a thousand more where that came from. I attract those types because I listen to everyone and respond honestly, and most people are driven from half-crazy to schizo because people stop fucking listening to them, and then they get no feedback at all but negativity.

(HEIL)
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Ha, I know that feeling. I'm the weirdest person in almost any conversation, so I outright welcome finally running into someone with more issues than I have.

Well if you make it to the gathering, user, you'll be in good company.

>mfw rainbow gathering
>mfw in oregon
>mfw not sure if want

Rogueskills?!

Is that you? Is this where your idea of FREE JORDANZ signs mutated into? An infiltration of the Rainbow Tribe in an attempt to shore up the NWF?

Checked

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We're the Virtual Adepts, or House Thig. Many memes for it. Independent awakings have happened before, and they'll happen after we pass on to a new horizon.

We are the last flames of Ascension

Burn.

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REMOVE WICCAN!

Can confirm after seeing countless threads regarding religion or even a slight mention of it result in massive shit-flinging on all sides.

This. I will never forgive them from leeching off the Celtic culture/religion and perverting it's history, making it seem like Wicca is older than it seems when it has only been around for a few decades.

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What's funny is that might be literally true. How many people are going to find an 8/pol/ thread on a witch-war and think, "man, I got to participate in that!"

KEK WILL WIN AND THE WICCANS WILL BE CRUSHED
KEK WILL WIN AND THE WICCANS WILL BE BURNT
KEK WILL WIN AND THE WICCANS WILL BE CONVERTED
KEK WILL WIN AND THE WICCANS WILL BE EXTINCT

ONE MUST NOT SUFFER THE WITCH TO LIVE
PURGE THE HERETICS

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Motherfucker this is Situation Six. All old feuds are off.

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WRONG

SEX MAGIC IS THE MOST POWERFUL MAGIC

YOU ARE ALL VIRGINS HERE

ONLY HOMOSEX HAS MOST POWER ACCORDING TO CROWLEY.

OLD SAYING AMONGST MAGICIANS: "MUCH BETTER THE EYE OF HORUS (GAY SEX) THAN THE MOUTH OF ISIS (MARRYING ONE WOMAN)"

THIS SAYING IMPLIES THAT UNLESS WE ALL MEET THIS SUMMER JUNE 16, AND HAVE AN ORGY, THEN KEK'S PROPHECIES WILL NOT CUM TRUE. "NO PUN INTENDED"

Go away.

(Reported. Filtered.)

WASTE OF DUBS

Remind these "witches" their entire lineage traces back to a movie from 1998 called Practical Magic and that we remember all of their pre-SJW fanfic on LiveJournal, Xanga, and EverythingUnderTheMoon.

Then tell them their daughters will never learn the mystical arts because, unlike their overweight cat lady mothers, they are too busy having their teenage hormones satisfied by being jailbait slores on Snapchat in front of an audience of pantless anons.

Tell these harpies their magic is weak and can never overpower the degeneracy of their daughters.

DUBS AND TRIPS IS NOTHING.

MT RAINIER: JUNE 16TH. THIS WILL BE OUR MEETING PLACE FOR POL WE WILL PLAN AND CREATE THE FUTURE, AND OUR SEX MAGIC: THE MAGIC CIRCLEJERK

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BEGONE DEGENERATE

WE WILL CIRCLEJERK UNTIL WE CREATE THE APPARATION OF KEK ITSELF IN HIS TRUE GLORY

YOU'LL ONLY CREATE AN ABOMINATION

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Masonic butthole magic is, like, so 19th century england. Get with the times grandpa. and get into the fucking bog

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Don't worry Kek will damn him.

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if you only read self published books, you might be a wiccan

Not sure how y'all will feel about this post. I grew up as a Pagan "witch" (White Witch). I'm 55 now. I've been a radical libertarian all my adult life, and can't stomach what the radical Libtards are doing to our GodEmperor Trump. All the Lefties/Commies to Hell, now! BTW- I'm a "newfag"- only been plying the DW for 8 months, all on Holla Forums. TopKek :)

ayy

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Keep lurking

Vril, Vril must be understood.

ya know what's really weird? this mish-mash of pol sounds is extremely soothing to my ears. I guess…I guess I really do feel at home in the chaos.

Jump ass first onto a pile of shattered glass

Insane Dutchman who engages in self mutilation.

I even see discordians sometimes (Checked btw)

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

Those Timequads Can't Save you now

BACK TO THE TIME CUBE LOLBERG

I actually get good vibes from Discordianism insofar as the literature goes, though I readily admit, some of the fan club are huge faggots.

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE!

AY DID SOMEONE SAY "FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE"? CAUSE I HEARD WE GOT WITCH PROBLEMS AND SHIT

Is anyone else still fucking astounded by that time where Kek manifested behind Hillary on live tv as the audio fucked up and started REEEEEEE'ing?

Does anyone have the audio WebM?

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The original Discordians were the pre-internet Holla Forumstards of the 60s and 70s. Some of the more tech savvy of the lot were most probably among the oldest of oldfags. It's just this new generation of 90s babbys who see it as another accessory to their LOLSORANDUMB shtick that make it insufferable.

REMOVE WICCAN

Discordianism as whatever form exists now is nonsense. Whatever spark was in it has been extinguished by the kikes.

Dubs confirm.

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE!

Here's some pepper spray to wake this thread back up.

Weeew. Sæcular religion is the worst religion.

does actually mean the anus, amongst other things.

IF WICCANS ARE SO GOOD AT MAGIC THEY NEED TO BIND MY SIDES BACK ONTO MY BODY BECAUSE THEY HAVE FLOWN OFF INTO THE ASTRAL REALM WATCHING THIS FAGGOT SHIT

Eye of Horus is the pineal gland. Hence the shape. Crowley was just obsessed with plundering buttholes to the point that he perverted an entire branch of western esoterica to facilitate his lusts. Fuck that guy.

Dubby, dubby, dub. Wiccans are the most pathetic group of larpers you will ever encounter. First, they are part of a "feminist" religion started by a dirty old man. Basically originally to become the high priestess you had to be fucked by the high priest. Second, they are crypto Jews complete with their own holocaust they like to call "the burning times", which of course is complete bullshit. Third, their ideas of magic are basically a slightly more advanced version of Bloody Mary, Charlie Charlie and other such kids shit.

Wicca became popular because too many 90s cunts watched The Craft.

What is the eye of ra? Apparently its less forgiving.

For the busy user, review these gems to get context

The Brown Sun!

>>9414214Lore wise there are differences. Practically speaking though it's same shit, different god, as far as I know. But I can add that the 'less forgiving' aspects refer to the actual dangers surrounding the activation of the pineal gland. Like all other meat on your body, it's a muscle, and on most of us, it's atrophied and calcified. You can sprain that shit if you aren't careful. You do not want to sprain that shit

I would a Faruza Balk tho

It's probably time fr me to stop posting.

And Harry Potter.

The pineal gland also produces Epithalon which extends telomere length. In simple terms, the pineal gland controls how long your cells live. Luckily we can order Epitalon to do the same job as a nasal spray.

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CHEN! STOP HONKING

(chegged)
Imbressive :—DDDD

She pretty much launched my late 90s early 00s obsession with dating goth chicks. Mixed results, but some of them were pretty cool. Feminists always sucked, but back then you could at least bed them without the pretense of become beta.

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FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE
dat watermark throu

Goth chicks are the implicit last stand of white identity.
t. used to be a clove smoker

There aren't any goth chicks any more. They all died off after Columbine. Turned into fat danger hair problem glasses types.

Don't forget embed related.
Goth is love.
Goth is life.

I thought I was the only one who smoked those degenerate lung shredders. I miss em sometimes

Nothing gold can stay.

We must look to the future. Soon there will be a new generation of futurefash qts to tickle your Svadhishthana.

Dubs speak the truth. Gen Z will likely rebel by going back to dark European inspired dress.

If Kek wills it, I accept it. But I hold out no hope of such.

I remember when they were still good.

Women are not effective at this type of magic. Because woman is a vessel, she is always the recipient of magic, not the wielder. The object rather than the subject. The female fields of magic are correspondingly things like demonic possession (witches are known for this) and ecstatic sexual mysticism (female saints were often known for ecstatic-orgasmic mysticism).

They cannot match the powers of volcel chan wizards.

Load of shit, straight from your mouth.

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Was getting quads part of your plan?

> ==FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE==

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FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

The terrorists were fucktarded incompetent from the start due to their desert dwelling shithole ideology that is wahhabism, can't even take over an area that's barely guarded with their zerg rush tactics, and with the slightest push of memes, and the Syrian character of always being optimistic towards the future, and a hardy-as-fuck military, the terrorists failed even harder.
Better than even the Egyptian army in terms of quality and troop count, the isreali army cant even beat them in their own clay so they have to resort to outside help, but even that's not enough to bring them down. and that's saying something. The only reason people think they're not good is 'cause of the typical msm/jewish wordsmithing and half truth bullshit they've always pulled
The 'civil' part of the war is just msm narrative to hide the fact it's an actual fucking invasion from the outside with foreign subversives and weak minded traitors and sellouts on the inside. it's actually called 'The Syrian War' (Iraq is also part of this so it's technically the War on the Levant)

It it the truth. Female magic is receptive. Always has been. That is why they were always used as oracles.

THE ABOVE POST IS FAKE AND GAY

Looks like kek has made up his mind on this.

Women proud of their whiteness, and wore make up to emphasis that. While other chicks were tanning themselves so much they looked like catcher's mitts by their early 20s. With exceptions most goths wore conservative clothing that was a little fancy. You could sit down and have an hours long conversation of European history. You could sit on a couch cuddling and looking at photobooks of old European castles, and reading/watching classic ghost stories.

Oh, user what I wouldn't give to go back to those days. When all you needed to get laid was being a frat Chad with minimal knowledge of gothic horror and European history.

Your lack of anatomical knowledge is disturbing. What your graphic indicates as "the pineal gland" is the pons, part of the brainstem. The pineal gland is on the opposite (i.e. dorsal) side.

-t. someone who has actually physically touched a pineal gland deep within a human brain.

Bullshit. Because I was a skinny weeaboo with minimal knowledge of gothic horror and European history and it still worked :^)

Does this help soothe the 'tism?

What's that fluorescent lightbulb looking thing for?

To be honest you just described half of the fraternity. We have to keep the group GPA up.

checked for truth and hope

Not really, because there's no such anatomical entity as "mammillary bond". Are you labeling these yourself while drunkenly browsing kikepedia or something?

if you would have told me a year ago that autistic witches would enter a memetic war with with a egyptian frog god of chaos. I'd be inclined to think you were smoking the herbal jew

Honestly this is the best time line ever

Not my picture, I hold no responsibility for the typos.
Anyway, my argument was less about precise brain anatomy, and more that the Eye of Horus is symbolic of the mind, and not the asshole, as Crowley and his sycophant minions preached. So you're kind of barking up the wrong tree here m8.

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

When the originators of a meme can't be bothered to get objective truths correct, it really makes you think. So does holding a human brain in one's hands–pondering what remains of the person's engrams after their death.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're using engram in the neurological sense and not in the scientology sense.

that picture is fucking amazing

What does the oughties even have to compare? Faster than dial-up speed internet? What a joke.

Scene whores, Myspace, World of Warcraft and oldfag halfchan.

Hahaha, quads and dubs do not lie!

4444 are my favorite quads. Praise Kek! Thank you.

No such thing. The kikes are abomination against nature, they have no touch for things with soul.

Myspace was shit, World of Warcraft helped my marriage until my ex-wife stopped playing. You faggots kept me from becoming an hero, and one day going to Holla Forums to show you racists what for basically opened my eyes to how fucked things are.

We are the last bastion of the old Internet no matter what anyone tells you.

Aw fuck now you dunnit.

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FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE!

This shit still going?
Fucking (((neopagans))), thanks (((Christians))) for letting kikes live among us because so many of you think they're the chosen people because of the ((( Bible ))).

How many "neo" things have the created over the time now? And its all SHIT.

The entirety of the clout the wiccan have is nestled in freemasonry. So therefore this is something that you must decide. Destroy freemasonry to unchain kek from kike oaths and ancient kike secrecy or allow freemasonry and continue to be slaves to their meme lashes against kek you mistake for praise.

pagans are trash freemasons are trash cults are trash ceremonials are for weak people. This is memes kike no rites and rituals this is the freedom not the freemasonry garbage.WICCA WAS INVENTED BY GERALD GARDENER A FREEMASON ROSICRUCIAN.Allowing kek to wear masonic ritual garb is infinate lashes against kek you mistake for praise. I channel kek sometimes and this is a real concern. Destroy freemasonry that is what pizzagate is leading us towards this conclusion kek sayeth this so you understandeth. …..yea….so they can perceive.

TORfriend, that is very true. Wicca is based on many of the ideas of Aleister Crowley, who was basically creating Freemason lite for people. It is all a bunch of bullshit. Look, for the purpose of my explanation assume what you want. Based on magical theory Thelema, Wicca and most Neopaganism is not internally consistent. Despite people talking shit, what people do here is closer to following magical theory. It is a newer form that I like to call Matrix magic, you are basically trying to exploit glitches in reality with the assumption that all of this is a simulation. Basically our checking dubs is more magical that these dykes larping.

DO NOT INSULT ME KIKELING. I EAT KIKELINGS. YOU KEEP KIKING OUT FOR FREEMASONRY FOR NO REASON. STOP CONGRATULATING YOURSELF AND HELP DESTROY THE OCCULT WALL THAT FREEMASONRY USES TO HIDE KIKERY IN PLAINE SIGHT. MY HEAD IS BOBBING POINT ENTERING APEX CURRENT. DESTROY FREEMASONRY TO SECURE MEMES AND SET THEM INTO STIONE. DO NOT ALLOW FREEMASONRY KEK IS A TRICKSTER MIND YOU. DO NOT TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT THIS IS ABOUT RAISING CONSCIOUSNESS NOT CUTTING KIDS FOR LUCIFER OK, GET OVER THE NICETIES THEY AR VANITY . VANITY KEK IS NOT VANITY DAMMIT.

I shall check for you!

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They can be bought in Vancouver still. Cottonmouth Smokeshop has em for $12 a pack

So basically how Unknown Armies magic works? Obsession with a paradox that causes the universe to short circuit?

can anyone confirm the /x/'s know about this and are doing work?

It's a zero sum game for them before they even light the first Bed Bath & Beyond candle.

And we'll keep having them until you are all burning on a stake, Samantha.

I had my qualms but I suppose I can't argue with those dubs.

WEW LAD

WITNESSED

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Reported.

Who would have thought?!

Better spout some tens of White kids from your outtie for him.

PS: can you pinpoint for us a coven to launch Meme Guided Munitions?

I only had like one important looking dream recently and though I wrote down some keywords to remember the context I can't recall shit of it now.

Anyone interested about the keywords?

In a way…yes.

Go ahead

ayyy
#FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE#

Yep, go ahead and tell us.

My younger cousin is a goth chick still, she even voted Trump. Is also about to get married to a decent white /fit/ guy.

See:

also:
>Elder Paisios, who I never got seriously, being only barely a Christcuck I am devout to Kek, Ammit, Ebola and Dyeus P'ter at this point.
Putting them in context with the rest of my posts in that thread for potential anti-roach bias in my behalf clouding or empowering my divination efficiency.

It also included many personal issues like some stereotypically European landscapes I've physically visited as a child and an aunt of mine that an heroed about a decade ago, if that's of any use.

Who all still has their Ebola-Chan shrines up?

I would guess that there's quite a few people who do. It's also worth noting that quite a few anons have made Ammit/monsterwaifu shrines.

TFW it's about a 50/50 split between redpilled and libcucks with all the goths I've ever met.

It's like a coin at times if you find a SJW they'll be emos, if you find an honest to god Goth she'll be in black.

From what I've seen, Kek is a total bro and is friends with total bros. We need to warn the witches that if they succeed in striking a blow, they will be bringing an entire pantheon's worth of retaliation.

So, consider that the warning.

Sometimes. I recently went to a wake for a friend of mine who died late last year of Cancer. She was a goth, and a feminist, but one of the more reasonable kinds of feminist. Undeniably an absolutely wonderful person who had an enormously positive effect on everyone in her life, yknow? I probably knew her the least of everyone there because I never get close to people, but I chatted a bit here and there with people there from all over the place. Most people were libcucks, but the more well informed made for great conversation and even a bit of debate with some of the libcuck types once everyone got to drinking. Everything was quite civil, just the way it ought to be. I met some rather nice folks.

Correction:

We are the first flames of ascension.

/correction

this

The Renaissance wasn't sparked by war, to the best of my knowledge.

You don't need war to innovate, you need pressure. Pressure can come from extreme peace as well as extreme strife.

renaissance still had mass death before it, I think suffering is necessary though not necessarily war.

Perhaps we are in a Second Renaissance.

Kek. If they actually stupid enough to be baptized in astral war let them post here

KEKS FOR THE CHAOS GOD

Wicca is primary perpetuated by high school weird artsy girls now. At one time it may have had a viable following but now it's another notch in the cudgel of SocJus.

Kek is far to powerful for them.

While they are spitting in mortars, kek's champion is running the U.S.

OH, DANK KEK
BORN OF THE WATERS
SPREAD UPON THE DEEP
HEAR OUR PRAYERS
AND GIVE HEED TO OUR CALLS
THAT WICCANS WILL BE PLAGUED WITH ITCHINGS
AND PUSTULES AND SORES
OH GREAT DANK KEK
LET IT BE DONE

gay

We got out candidate into the oval office while theirs is slowly sinking into irrelevance. I think that speaks volumes about whose magic is stronger.

Akashic bro?

lmao

too true. just last night i was out at a bar talking to some cute chick. she was showing me her new tattoo. she was the perfect example of artsy girl who is peripherally interested in wiccanism

So it shall be.

PRAISE KEK

Lilith, fucking Hebrew baby killer. The worst part of the 90s was the Lilithfair bullshit. A festival in honor of a demonic spirit that seeks to kill all children.

WE AT LEAST HAVE KEK TO GUIDE US

FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE!

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I think we're something new. A collection of orphans and marauders who have come together to share their findings on what works. The VA and other Traditions are probably becoming increasingly interested in our shenanigans as our existence represents the greatest victory against the (((Technocracy))) and the (((Nephandi))) in ages. The tapestry is being rewoven; change is coming, and we are its agents.

Hey, I have some formal Hermetic training, so I can call House Thig. But for the most part, you're right.

(SIEG HEIL)
OUR POWER GROWS!

`>>9413126

Someone already posted something faggy from us in the site discussion section.
While the OP of that thread is meh overall, it amuses me that it has caused some of them to turn on their own.

NO ONE CAN DEFEAT WEAPONIZED AUTISM

kids should not mess with adult affairs

Hermetics are pretty cool guys; they certainly seem to be the party most interested (or most visible) in influencing what's going on here. There's something amusing about an old, traditional hermetic finally learning how to use a computer so he can shift consensus enough to make the formation of horizon realms easier.

PRAISE KEK

We all know what to do..

PRAISE KEK
RREEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hermits understand the eygregore. The memetic brain. The response to our environment.

Pay attention.

CHICKEN TENDIES AND REDHEAD NAZI WAFUS FOR ALL
DEATH TO FALSE WITCHES
PRAISE KEK

archdruidreport.blogspot.com is the former Archdruid of the national society of American druids, and he's pretty much exactly what you describe, though he's very partial to "natural" magic and thinks industrial civilization is going to collapse into its own footprint at freefall speeds. As, I suppose, befits a druid.

I'd hate to think he's right. We've used our machines to share a kind of intellectual intimacy that mere physical presence can only replicate in its most profound moments. I was hoping we could make that connection deeper and more integral with reality, not that we'd collapse into another "dark" age.

Druids are magicians like meme magicians. They see the structure, but cannot explicitly explain it.
What some see as prophecy is merely accurate prediction.
Makes ya think.

Meme harder brother that we might avoid this.
Meme harder that we might become the Therians and be delivered unto the promised chan

here's mine

(heil)
FETCH ME MY CRUSHING STONE

Any Witchers here?

DELIVER US TO THE PROMISED CHAN

Peddle your herbal supplements elsewhere, you hippies come next after the Wiccans.

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They are blind fools.

It's amazing how Holla Forums accidentally does everything better than people who dedicate themselves for years to the journey. Being superior evokes superior results, I guess.