What sort of video games would Frasier Crane play?

What sort of video games would Frasier Crane play?

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MOBAs

Doesn't matter because Dr. Dick Solomon will be better at that game than Crane.

They wouldn't. If you remember, in one episode, Niles tries to play a video game, and he makes the character trip, which is something the kid whose game he's playing say he's never seen before.

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He'd probably be a Professor Layton type of guy.

His dad would drag some old arcade cabinet up to the apartment. Which would horrify Frasier as it clashes with everything. Then the beep boops and flashing lights would keep Frasier from reading. Leading to him and Miles devising an elaborate and doomed to failure plan get rid of it.

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Daphne would probably be good at some random ass british arcade cabinet

Does anyone else here remember that episode of Frasier where Niles finds himself marooned on the island in his own kitchen after a pipe bursts in his surprisingly watertight apartment, flooding the entire main floor. After days without food despite the maddening proximity of his fully stocked fridge, the delirious doctor believes he sees Daphne lounging seductively on a piece of fine antique flotsam drifting through his living room. Entranced by her siren calls, he decides to swim out to her despite the rapid proliferation of dangerous aquatic fauna immediately following the flood. Upon reaching the flotsam, Niles is distressed to find only the bloated corpse of KACL station manager Kenny Daly, the “siren song” attributable to gas rapidly escaping the body.

Roz gets her high heel stuck in a sewer grate on the way to work, but due to an extreme case of the bystander effect no one stops to help her, causing her to chew her own foot off at the ankle. Martin facilitates a new girlfriend’s fetish for handicapped men by getting himself shot in the other side of his hip.

Returning home after work, Frasier sips on sherry and dwells on the day’s events, such as they were. At precisely 11:59 pm, he rises from his seat on the sofa and begins calmly washing off the blood?

Pretentious walking simulators obviously.

Deep down he'd know they were crap but that doesn't matter.

Martin would be heavily into classic shooters.

Niles would be RPGs, God games in which he was in total control and shitty waifubait VNs.

Daphne wouldn't play vidya.

He'd scoff at shitty mobile games then accidentally get addicted to them.

He'd ace the majority of the puzzles easily catching even the out-of-the-box bullshit, but then get stuck and spend an entire episode trying to argue why the one is too bullshit even for layton.

Fraiser would play Wii Sports hoping to connect with his son. Frederick has been acting more spiteful towards Fraiser and Fraiser is feeling insecure about his abilities. There is then a whole plot-thread based around playing the baseball minigame (with some inaccuracy let me tell you) and Marty connects with his grandson more than Fraiser ever could. Marty explains to Fraiser that he simply has to try less hard and be more confident in himself. Fraiser takes this moment to storm out and walk to the Cheers bar. While there he angry smashes glasses (of cheap brandy) and flashes back to that time which he met his university professor. Tied deeply to the delusion Fraiser is weeping on the floor. He did not walk to the Cheers bar. It's a gay bar. A friendly drag-queen comforts him and Fraiser pieces back together his psyche as Nyles is seen in the background running frantically. The finale is Fraiser returning home to his son and father still playing Wii Sports, however it is bowling now. Fraiser explains how he used his expect psychological training to come to his conclusion. The conclusion he spouts is what Martin was telling him all along. Everyone does a comedy look (with elements of anger, frustration and impotence). They then all look round as they hear the sounds of Nyles loudly fucking Daphne. Lilith walks in to the apartment (as she has come to collect Frederick) and looks appalled. Everyone then does a comedic expression and looks to the camera as the credits roll to the tune of "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs" being drowned out by Nyles' verbal abuse and Daphne's loud moaning.

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Shit, I would watch this episode.

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Frasier was a total non-gamer and never willingly stepped out of his comfort zone for its own sake. So the only games I see him playing are A: whatever his son played, in another "Frasier tries to get closer to his son" episode, or B: A stereotypical gamer grrl is the potential/temporary romantic interest of the episode, and he plays whatever she's into in a cheap ploy to spend time with her/have something to talk about.

Either way, I really doubt he'd play the sort of games any of us care for.

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