A NEWT IS A FUCKING AMPHIBIAN YOU STUPID CUCK

A NEWT IS A FUCKING AMPHIBIAN YOU STUPID CUCK

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its 'the duplex'

thats all i know

Pets and stuff.

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Life goes on.
I should like to be there when it does this time.
It's about time I moved on to something else.

Not "a duplex", but "the duplex".

I KNOW VERY LITTLE

Oh, you sweet summer child.

arent i older than you

September 27.
I have you by two months.

oh

nevermind

I'm pretty sure I'm the oldest of us 4.

i forget how old reid is but im older than michael

I think they are older than you.
Me, Reid, you, Michael.

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rad

I am the dominating factor.

wtf does that mean

I own you all and get all of father's money when he passes.

oh are we doing a creepy incest thing now

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the fuck did I just watch

Winston sure is missing out.

Oh my god i forgot this meme!

justice

I never will.

I love this image

did you get your novacrystals yet

poor winston

I played Shovel Knight and passed out.

The poor man indeed.

I am hungry.

eat dick

I'm about to pirate hyper light drifter

i sure he made up for what he missed out on

Where do I get that?

craigslist is pretty easy

grim would know. he gets dick at craigslist every mother fucking day

its common knowledge that craigslist has sex ads

nice bait tho

Oishii

every mother fucking day

CP in catalog.

The Smug Slug is Tsuchi

oy vey thank you

No problem. How's it going?

poopoo

HA

dudu

decently

no complaints other than its a slow day for me

wbu

ily erin ~

Well i'm slowly fucking up my sleep schedule again. I just woke up and its 8.42 pm. But besides that i'm fine.

that's not funny.

I am both Kool
and the gang

ily2 boo

not joking tho ;_;

welcome to you

oh nvm

im lucky to still be on the day shift but week week might be a different story

bf has an appointment friday for a duplex we want to rent so im nervous about that

next week*
fuck

somebody ban that user

Well lets hope that goes well.
Anyway i've got a few things to take care of. Talk to you tomorrow or something like that.

cya

Why are you so hostile.

Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.

nice

watching vids of people playing BFBC2 and I'm kind of mad my disc got fucked up the day the Vietnam bit was added. it looks amazing.
almost want to buy it again

the Vietnam bit was way worse than the regular multiplayer

also way harder, I have no idea what made me so bad at it

I was really good at the regular one

Erin you missed it

I went to jail the other day

Daijoubu tho I've turned over a new leaf

I will devour your soul

yfw you will never get erin-ass

wow it really has been that long..

b r u h

See part of me wants to just say it was worse for you because lel xD ur bad kid but idk
I think missing out on it is what's making it look 10x more than it really is.
muh dick

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

you underestimate my power

kill yourself

Où est mon souhait Canadien?

grats on playing something other than lulu

you're supportive

I HAD NO CHOICE

#S\ｼ嚆WJU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tbh I WANT to play a new Call of Duty or Battlefield but it needs to show some promise. if the new COD is going to be what it looks like it's going to be, I won't be buying it again because it's just more of a downgrade to the whole series.

Erin pls no bully

as for a new Battlefield, I've heard many good things about it but it sounds like they're gonna go crazy with the weather. should make sniping fun.
I do'nt want random fucking floods to kill me when I'm in an intense firefight in the streets though.

And is it too much to ask for if I want a Fallujah map in a shooter that isn't Arma?

thought they were doing ww1

bebo

I typed up a whole thing about how I would love WW1/2 again

Get out

the rumor was ww1 at least. would be fun. ive had enough of future shit at least

okay okay sorry.

why were you in jail?

Oh did anybody see in the news about how the military has to rename job titles since roles are opened up for women?

I'm triggered by this so much. I don't care if they can take the jobs, hell if they want to put their lives on the line to for their country then they should be able to but taking it away and having to replace "man" with technician/specialist/professional just gets on my nerves because it won't be fast/easy to say.

I've been hearing too much that the new COD is going to be futuristic but no clue about Battlefield.

The Air Force won't change. They have been Airmen forever. Women as well. Fuck that shit man.

actually I'm fine with "assault man/mineman" being replaced because they don't flow/sound right but something like rifleman is just up front/easy

i don't get it at all. when i see the word i don't actually think "male" i think "person"
sure the image in mind is a guy but that's because it's what i've always seen on tv/movies/news

fuckin dui
rip soto

Oh there was that thing about some CIA dude leaving his job after 8years and the way he did it was by saying a quote from the book 1984. Apparently it was so DEEP that they had to put it in the news!

In other news, I guess edibles are still illegal here. Don't want to have a kid accidentally get their hands on the stuff!
I'm cool with weed being legal and all but I feel like it should be seen as a privilege, not a right. Is it honestly that hard to keep it in a safe out of reach place?

Maybe I'm just le rich cis white male priveleged guy who has it too easy!! xDkill me

Weed in general or edibles?

It's like cigarettes and alcohol
all in due time bebo

Soto is honestly just lucky he's never been to jail before tbh

RUB HIS CHICANO HAIR FOR GOOD LUCK

"Distracted walking: a necessity?" Oh yeah because I have to stare at my phone all day when I walk around because I can't enjoy the outside world.

edibles. hell weed too if they don't actually need it for a medical reason.

They can cause freakouts

But my hand would get all greasy

it's good luck grease

holy shit

WOAH FAST BOXES

WAOAHAAHA

owow

Eh I guess there are plenty of people who have never left the city or never gone on a camping trip let alone go hunting.

people are such a pain

tiddies and air

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nice KDA and WR

Ikr?
I'm kinda glad I got caught up since its sorta a wake up call lol

A few thousand dollars and some time alone should help shape me up

Drinking and driving lmao

Probs gonna be difficult getting jobs with that on your record tho

I know, I want to believe my work experience will help out but pretty sure a DUI will fuck me over a couple of times

Just as long as it isn't anything that has to operate any vehicles or pallet jacks or whatever, or so I hope lol

dude what is wrong with me

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This lil guy ain't having any of that shit

dude when i move there i'm going to have the best time. that or the worst and end up jumping off a roof lol

What even

You're moving to where X lives to do "legal" things?

Dude was keeping second place with a fucking broken suspension.

Two other dudes were fighting for second with flat tyres.

bebo stop trying to get with girls that haven't even finished puberty
jesus man

Most of them are older than me and the ones who aren't are my age or a year or two under. Not like I'm going after fucking 12yr olds

I had planned on moving there since I was a sophomore.

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I plan to go to college there and be big fed man.

ikt remember to vote tomorrow

Did you buy your dildo.

Im not buying such things online

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Yeah, going to a sex shop is a much better idea.

uhuh

My real name's Lucifer, not "Satan".
Nobody understands me, I used to the an angel, the bringer of light!

I'm not a narc I swear
Forgive me Ui

i understand him
:)

Luka sold his soul to Satan for league cards.

no

Luka gave her virgin body to Beelzebub, Wicked One, Prince of Lies

for League cards.

Its like ruining a good pizza by putting pineapple on it

#nohaironTokai

lol the devil is an anime girl!

Yuri

leeg doewsnt got cards

Imagine all the things the frog girl can do with her tongue

Holy shit my dick

eww shes a frog

the reason you don't like pineapple pizza is because you don't FUCKING know what toppings to pair it with, you PLEB

That's hot as fuck bro

Like I'll still eat it but I'll be like could a been better if it had less pineapple lmao

frogs have e-coli on them
:(

no you don't

Worth

not to me

i do!
:D

there was this guy who apparently ate pizza every day for like 25 years or almost every day, and apparently his favorite was like plain cheese pizza

Are you in Hell?
Were you an angel of Heaven before you were where you are now?

He must be Luka sized irl

Its a girl tho

Or do you prefer chicks with dicks?

oddly enough they seem fairly skinny, luka isn't a whale are they?

boyz

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im an angel
i go where i want.

no

nope
cant afford that

S T E M

Wat zyde gy tot my, gy kleine duyvelspecht? Ik beveel ge er kennis van te neemen dat ik met lof ende goedkeuring een kaapersbrief heb gehad van Willem van Oranje ende betrokken ben geweest by talryke geheyme offensieven tegen Alva en de zyne, en zelfstandig meer dan drie honderden Spanjolen heb omgelegd. Ik ben gehard by den Katergeuzen en ben den beste schutter onder den Nederlandsche vlag. Ge bent niet meer dan myn zoveelste doelwit. Ik zal u uyt myne gewest verwyderen met een nauwkeurigheid die de wereld nog nimmer aangechouwen had. Let op myn verdomde woorden! Gy denkt dat ge deze leuhgenpraat aan my kan verkoopen per postduyf? Gy had tweemaal moeten denken, cattengehspuys! In dezen tyd dat ik deze missive opstel, stuur ik opdracht naar myn geheymen samenstel van verspieders ende vloerduyven, verspreid door den Republiek der Zeven Verenigde Nederlanden en wordt dezen postduyf gevolgd, dus ge kunt zich maar beter voorbereiden op den storm, rabaut. Den storm die het bedroevenden klyne ding dat gy uw leven noemt weg zal vaagen. Gy bent dood, kind. Ik kan overal, ten alle tyden zyn ende ik kan ge op zeven honderden wyzen doden, ende dat is slechts met myne bloten handen. Niet alleen zyt ik veelomvattend geoefend in den ongewapenden krygskunst, maar alsmede heb ik het voltallige arsenaal der watergeuzen ter myner beschikking ende ik zal dat benutten om uwer lamlendigen achtereinde van het vastenland te vagen, gy klynen schobbejak. Als gy had geweten wat voor eene goddelooze vergelding uw 'geestige' missive teweeg zou brengen, had ge misschien op uwen tong gebeten. Maar dat kon ge niet. Gy deed het niet ende nu zult ge de tol betalen, gy verdomde smeerkanis. Ik zal furie over u schyten en gy zult er in verzuypen. Ge zyt dood, hoerenzeune.

Voor of tegen Oekraïneverdrag?

I don't think so.

FUCKING DED FROM WORK

How are you all.

prachtig
dit is nou kwaliteit

verdragwijzer.nl/
doe de test

youtube.com/watch?v=_jZXbhe6-rg

Ja maar wat doe jij?

Ik stem voor.

Russen wegjagen.

jesus christ i was already watching this

Fucking ded from this campus. Some negros are rolling spliffs. Such temptation to buy one and toke up.

Blaze it.

HE JUS TOOK THE TIMMZ

I am saving my sobriety for ax

If I went to sleep with some on right now I bet I'd wake up without them

100% Tegen

Is this tokai with politician

Stemt moggel?

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loool

funny pic Toke kai

That's Nigel Farage

British Trump

yez

Neat

Respekt.

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Hope tokai chokes to death tonight.

scoots cant handle the farge barge?

that kinda derailed

Nigel, from our sisterparty ukip

yup

kek

thankz

he mentioned he hated trump sunday

4 reizen verdomme
maar allemaal waard, leuke mensen
behalve de tokkies.

Says luka who cant handle the Job Application denomiination

Ik dacht dat je daar alleen maar komt voor tokkies.

Trump would hate Trump if he weren't Trump.

farge will save the day?

Do you feel the Bern luka

Neen, ik heb veel gesprekken met gewoon normale en leuke mensen daar. Maar dan komt er weer één tussendoor staan zeiken over moslims.
Ik maakte een compliment hoe mooi volendam wel niet was en het eerste wat de tokkie zei was nu nog wel. ugh

yup

ehh iunno, we'll find out

I can't be a weeaboo in front of my grandma so I'm watching VICE Japan lmao

I AM FEELING THE BERN

PHONEBANK NOW NOW NOW

VOTER REGISTRATION ENDS TOMORROW

DONATE DONATE DONATE MATCH MY $20

I simultaeneously want to jerk my dick and beat tokai black and blue

I want to jerk my dick by beating Tokai black and blue with it.

VOL = VOL

Politiek actief ben je zeg. Zit je al bij een partij?

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Is it true Corbyn kinda wants to brexit because he was a follower of Tony Benn?

VNL lid sinds mosco is vertrokken.
zeg maar tussen vvd en pvv in.

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poele a frire all up in this bitch

Little does Soto know, his grandma is crazy about yuri bishoujo animus

He actually doesn't care.

Dat is is compleet de andere kant op van mij :D

lmao

how does one not care about an issue like that?

groenlinks?

I think he is just non commital on the issue.

yay bernie! :D

Adele dazeem

Nuh, ik weet niet wat er zo bij me past.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Corbyn#European_Union
He seems conflicted, maybe he just needs to appeal to his MPs

Or maybe like alot of people, he sees benefits and problems and isnt properly decidedwhich outweighs what.
Who knows.
But I care little what the Great Leader thinks.
I will follow my personal opinion and beleifs at the polling stations.

tsja
dat snap ik nu >
die is er niet echt

This is an english speaking board. Speak english. Type in english. Stop being fucktard foreigners. This is why people hated you dutch fucks on aneki

true working class way to do it

I for one welcome our dutch overlords

subtle no!

My only worries is others voting "incorrectly". Last thing required is the toffs adding cyanide to the noose they're wringing around our necks.

You know which the tories would prefer to keep.

I'm kinda glad my sister stopped watching shitty yaoi series and started taking my advice and watching good series like Berserk, Initial D (the movies), Akira, stuff like that

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I'd give her some intial D

Just like 1688

dood alle amerikanen!!!

Links progressief?

Ligt er ook aan over welk onderwerp. Persoonlijke vrijheden zijn belangrijk: Shit als privacy moet de overheid ver van af blijven. Gericht tappen mag prima zolang er rechtelijke toestemming voor is per geval met een hoge mate van zekerheid. Een vangnet werkt niet: zie brussel, parijs.
Economische vrijheid is belangrijk maar er moet hard ingegrepen worden als het mis dreigt te gaan (monopolies, zware misdragingen met beleid zoals banken de afgelopen jaren, wanbeheer van voor publiek belangrijke zaken) (want het is mis gegaan en je kunt niet zeggen dat het fijn is geweest)
Militair - Rechts: Geld erin stoppen, op het wereldtoneel er toe doen, niet wegduiken voor verantwoordelijkheden.
Meer blauw op straat? Ja. Doe er maar geld naartoe.
Europa? Ja en nee. Ja als in EU als geheel sterker maken en uitbreiden ook economisch. Nee als wetgevingen van EU de lokale wetgevingen overriden.

This is actually a Filipino board :^)

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I'll try.
One can only hope.Lest we back pedal to merchantilism.
Anyway y'all know position on the matter.

You shut the fuck up you vietnamese greasy fuck, learn to have open eyes.

brb shower ;)

tsja dat is nogal een mix.
Ik heb dat ook deels, ik ben vrij socialistisch in buitenlandse politiek.
Ik zou gewoon kiezen wat jij echt het allerbelangrijkste vindt en daarop stemmen.

Good.
Just don't riot, it's the worst

Strikes and pickets are much more preferrable.

I just love rallies.
Feels empowering hearing the speeches and the deafening clapping and what not.

my winrate today is like 90%

I-I think its good

Nuremberg '33

be that must've felt powerful

ja ja ja

i wonder how loco

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Piratenpartij? :^)

dead

We gotta contain the Germans once more.

ehh..

Bed

Comfy

:3

jej

anyway bed time

buh bye

I didn't even finish my sentence, but i'm glad that's the outcome.

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ni ni

When I was new to this community I was constantly stressing what I said and how it would influence how others felt about me and how it would effect my future there.
It wasn't until nearly 3 or 4 years later that I abandoned this mindset and quite honestly
It's reallly a privelage to be free of it

Now that I've been here for so long and established my personality and all that jazz I am damn near free to say whatever I want
While it wil still effect how others feel or mayeb to a very small exxtent what others do or how they feel, It doesn't have as much influence as it would have back then

And foer that I am thankful

Thoughts?

ok

post dong

I say whatever I want whenever I want.

Always have.

Get a cutie in bed, playing with my Dick Dastardly
It's getting dangerous, about to do it nastily
she got the curves, I'm thinkin our baby has to be
bastardly
then I bow out
Rub to grab a pack or 3
slipped through the back before the lady could
ever see

arent you cool

Yeah I am, got a problem, bitch?

Hi.

hello again

I've got a Major D

I saw you on Holla Forums

I feel like while that may be a personality trait of yours, don't get me wrong, not ruling that out

You joined up in a very different time when that was more accceptable

A bit before me
maybe even by a year or so right

I didn't come round til mid october

by then threads had devolved into the tight knight shitpost community of the Bern era

just to talk to dom really

i havent been there consistently for years

knit*

Yeah that

Glad you got that out.

what if this place was here in a decade?

I see. I just thought it was a funny coincidence.

I don't feel like I got anything out

It will be

it is

sup with you

that would be awful lmao

You come here and shoot me in the forehead.

y'all are too old already, especially you.

tokai and i will stop by and say hi in between bone sessions

Awe, it's ok, Bard. I still think you are swell.

Just doing my usual thing. Watching a little animu while lurking in other threads.

fun stuff

Thanks Mandy how are you getting aLONG TODAY

I'd marry Chii just so we could have a wedding themed thread where people buy us leeg skins and 2hu related items and we have our honeymoon at LA eating ramen and drinking

dunno. the old Holla Forums pony community is more or less the same.

a few communities popped up around the time this one originated.

what will keep us coming back?

some communities fail.

there is a sort of jokish nihilism about this place that means it'll probably fail.

it's okay just do what you want bard

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idk
The alice community predates the ponies and this is technically still the alice community
In my mind anyways

Yup.

wouldn't surprise me

Thank you
It's likeley more just overthinking stuff

Really this is just an amalgamation of words and pictures that in all likeleyhood won't effect anybody's actual life iin any way

but it feels real

boredom.
plus i need to make sure you niggas dont burn the board down

gomen.

hardly. Alice2 was February.

Ponies were October on Holla Forums,
and November on Holla Forums.

Someday, someone will be able to say:
All because of Alice.

Sorry I said one thing and vanished earlier. Work sucked.

Not to bad. Just really tired. Might take a nap. Not sure yet. What about you, my free bird?

I mean A 1
It's actually been a decade since now that I think about it

im sorry about that

Actually just about to head out
my best friend hit me up so I'm gooing to go spend somse time together

Have a great day mandy

It's alright. Shit happens. How was your morning, babe?

Be safe, love.

8ch.net/b/res/5595825.html#5595825

lmao yeah it is, dw about them bard.

it was okay

my best friend actually hit me up, to watch zootopia again. g night.

Alice1 was Alice2.

The weekend can't get here soon enough.

thread music

What book should I read tonight?
Wikileaks files or continue with Napoleon biography.

The Bible you fucking queer travesty

This.

Fun read.

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I can see some hypocrisy dripping from your mouth there

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where is the neither option?

That's ejaculate

And the law is don't sleep with another man. Nothing against wanting to.

what the fuck

That's the Jewish law.

New phones are garbage

I'm a Jew.

Why am I still sick ;_;

That doesn't sound good enough.

Didn't you go to a catholic school

Cause you're not having enough fruit

They don't have Jew schools in Ireland.

I'd call you garbage but then I'd be lying. HMMPH

not enough semen in your diet. :^)

I don't even know what the fuck to call you. You aren't green or orange. What the fuck?

Wish there was like a timeline of your hybrid irish-spanish roller coaster

Just get an older model!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm so sick of my s5 and how shitty it is at times

Lenko is slowly coming out. but he's only "pretending"

Irish?

Pre: Father Irish-English, mother English
Birth-9: Ireland
9-18: Spain
18+: England

"i swear to god if you post one more thing like that.. i will do things to you."

bebop stop hitting on me

A Irish jew? It sounds so wrong though.

I have a J5
what's so shitty with s5?

That sounds so fucked up for me, I live in the same tiny village all my life.

Does an Irish Jew eat beef stew with bagels?

I'm not actually Jewish.

Lewds

You aren't just saying this now?

I rooted it and it has so little ram.

wait what do you do on your phone that has so much then.

God wants you to stay indoors ^^

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The phone itself is riddled with bloatware and idle processes that always take up 45% of the ram.

It's good for you. Learning cultural relativism is important.

I was just saying it to Tokai. If you don't believe me you can ask around for my dick pics and verify.

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that was the same with s4 and s3
why would s7 be different?

because they said it is!

Sorry, friend, but I don't care to see your dick.

want to see what im drawing?

Oh yeah I got that alright.

Then why not get the Asus Z2 with even more ram?

Some things have come to light. I need an e-hug.

Will it give me a boner?

no

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Emma bb, come on to thread and play pop the balloon with me. Je vais oublier des ballons et vous avez oublié votre pantalon.

but that only has 4gb ram just like the s7 and it's a fucking brick.

hug

Ignore the pressure on your stomach.

Will it make me smile?

time for sleep
ni ni

wut no it has 6 ram
smartphones.specout.com/compare/5087-5502/Samsung-Galaxy-S7-vs-Asus-Z2-Poseidon

DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME MAN

maybe

been working on it off and on for a few days

Gn~

Can I eat cake?

of course

i swear ASUS does the absolute most.

tfw you smell what the rock is cooking

youtube.com/watch?v=Tk4cXHAB9Zc

didn't we meet in a pony community

I DIDN"T OWN A FUCKING PONY SEX DOLL

DID YOU KANRA

WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE

I am so confused

was the frying pan, stove, and people tiny, or was the rock doll enormous

My grandma made liver and she made me like 3 decently sized pieces with onions and I didn't want to make her feel bad and sorta forcefully ate it all

If only this was a tablet and not a smartphone, they will crush Apple and Microsoft.

it's bascially a tablet :(

dat battery tho

AMOLED burns out over time. the screens last a few years tops.

I hate when my mom makes liver and think's it's our favorite. I LIKE IT WHEN SHE MAKES MOLE WITH CHICKEN AND RICE, NOT THIS SHIT.

Then I shall look.

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She made a joke and was like "Well yours is probably all fucked up, eating some of this will help it out."

So I listened to her
It tasted alright, its just that weird aftertaste with any organ usually liver, heart, and all that stuff

You know when that hotline bling

why did you get arrested?

AMOLED is beautiful, but you're right Erin. I saw someone still rocking their iphone 2G during a buisness thing and that think it's still kicking, obviously the firmware looked older, but it was still USABLE. Another year and the iPhone will be 10 years old. I still enjoy what my iPhone 6s Plus does for me.

For having to much swag in my system

Ah, i guess you can't pass that up then.

You can never have too much swag.

oh shii

DUI :3

I've had my 6 plus for a year and a half now, and it's almost as good as when I got it. a TINY bit bent. but so slightly that you can only see it when you look straight down the left edge. could sell it as new and they wouldn't notice for months, if at all.

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I would change the katana but other than that, I think it looks good.

That's why i got the 6s Plus. Higher specs and they fixed the #bendgate problem. I don't really see any bents on my iphone.

When did rappers stop having names like this..

I want one but I don't have a spare £800 :/

hi thread

I didn't spend 950 USD on this thing, lol. I'm doing this via payments on my carrier.

What'd you have for lunch today?

Dont make me go over there and kick your ass

So what do you like so far?

director is a pretty cool guy

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Pls do then I can watch Kokoro ga Sakebitagatterunda with someone!

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DUDE
I know

Cheese-steak sandwich with mayo, lettuce and tomatoes with a side of fries. Washed it down with ginger ale.

aaaa, I don't play that commitments game. I buy expensive tech up front. I'm a disabled girl living on benefits, can't guarantee I'd be able to make payments.

Erin buy me leeg skins

I'm lonely ):

it is the key to all of this

it's gross as fuck right?

Everything was shit.

Asterisk was more of the same so that's all right. Bear Harassment was funny. Hero Academy was pretty funny but Test says it gets shit.

Forever waiting for flying witch.

luka pls

the flirting? I guess. most of them are around that age tbh lmao

The katana?? How?

Lenko come back to chat I was about to cum

wut

no. never.

actually if I had money to be wasting, I totally would, I'm a nice person, if it wasn't skinning me, sure, why not.

but I don't, sorry.

Post more of those legs famalam

But, once i pay off this phone that's it. I'm going to use it til it's run the lifespan. The good thing about iphones that they can comfortably stay in their firmware and operate on their own fine without apple's improvement/advancements. Plus there's jailbreak communities that downgrades older iPhone's firmwares to optimize preformance and make third party apps for that firmware that you couldn't get from the app store. As long i have a computer, i'm good. I never update my iphone via settings, i do it on my computer. I still have 90GB left.

Sounds so white for a Mexican household

I had Higado guisado con cebolla, purée de papa, ensalada rusa, y una cervesa

I'd probs make fun of your battlestation for being so weak lmao
Then bully you in your own room

Without waking your parents of course

Oh come on

I want Mayoiga to end up like a mix of Another and Corpse Party with a pinch of Danganronpa

But its probs gonna end up all SoL bullshit

Re:Zero is aight

Im just watching Hero Academy cause I want to fuck a frog now

next Monday I'm ordering a clip on light socket, a b22-e27 bulb socket converter, 3 two-way bulb socket splitters, two 9 watt white LED bulbs, two 3 watt red-blue LED bulbs, a tomato grow bag, and some auto flowering feminised cannabis seeds, and starting a grow.

should be fun

post some auto flowering feminised penis amirite

At least get me a pack of Turkish Royals
Or a gram of some fire ass weed
Or nudes

Or just stop cutting yourself too

NEW

I stopped that like a month ago

life is swell for me right now