4 AM Thread

Losing control, Holla Forums?

Play any vidya today?

Ready for the weekend?

Just about done with this semester, and there's E3 in about 3 and a half weeks… out of the frying pan and into the fire. I've even got a few invites to some parties going on around the conference.

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Come on over to the 4am cytube. Listen to music, post music, chat, or just simply lurk. Up to you. (Music from 4AM-6AM EST.)

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After the music hours you're free to post whatever you want, but we usually have plans to play movies or anime.

A reminder that /4am/ is a thing again, but needs you to give it life. >>>/4am/

hey fags

Tomboys = Pure Love

Morning everyone~

So with the way my bed is set up my laptop is always on my left side. And my right speaker on my desktop blew out so I only get sound of the left one. Basically my left ear is constantly ringing cause its the only one getting sound anymore. Really sucks.

I said to my parents I want to build my own basement
My dad said whatever and my mother is against it
Should I just dig it or what?

day two, my poop is still green

more news at 11

Hi Phil

I'll pray 4 u.

What did you eat?

Like under their house? Seems like a good way to get crushed. Or do you mean like hiring someone?

Details.


If I come back at 11 and see no news I'm gonna bully you

thats because you have terminal shit taste

Hey niggers
I just downloaded KOTOR and was wondering if someone could recommend me some mods. Didn't want to make a thread for just one question.

Feeling pretty okay

So I just got the opportunity to go to the gym, going to finally being working out and making a better person out of myself
Also my PC is most likely coming in a week

I'm waiting for nuDoom to be cracked or at least sold for 20 bucks, because the single player campaign looks decent enough for that price

Fuck off, Xenos.

Cats really are dicks.

Heya fellas.
Haven't been here for a while because I've been working and regaining control. Classes start for me at the end of the month. I'm here now because it's the weekend and I can be.

Considering going on a late night McD's run.

Next to my house, but my house is on stilts so it doesn't matter unless I don't build things to hold it up
I want to dig a hole where some rocks are in my yard because there's wood there so I can have a clean square hole
It's actually possible to build this thing

Cats are the biggest niggers out of all the pets
Get a dog or something

do it in your own house


sing stairway to heaven on my funeral for me


sweeties


that's fine I'll have something by then


it must be all the genesis you keep on feeding me

o.k

I never let myself be my cats bitch. It comes in at 7pm and it goes out at 8am. Unless its raining it ain't coming in a second early.


Why not just build a shed or something? Why a basement? Its not really a basement unless its under a house, more like a bunker or something.

No.

To late m8, I have like 5 of the fuckers, I'm in to deep.

I'm wondering how people seem to stay sane. Anyone got any ideas?

its all the mohammad dick you suck, it gave you aids and shit taste

Just finished finals feeling about ready to drink some sulfuric acid due to the realization that humanity in dark souls 2 is scarce and my waifu looks yucky

It's cheaper to dig

sup cancerfags ?

good thread you need to checkout

The only time a dog will be an asshole is if you don't fucking feed it


holy shit nigger

Today I did nothing. I'm pretty much broke and I have too much shit I want to buy.


Well ain't that a bitch. Hope it stops ringing soon?

Don't you nigger. Why would you buy some shit fast food. If you're going for fast food get some shitty gook chips instead.

By being stupid.

Who?


So you are just gonna dig a hole and then what?

Routine and passion. Maybe just routine.

Or if they are spoiled midget brats.

check this post instead tbh

I was gonna work on gundams tonight, but then I started moding my MP Exhaust, but then I started making ringtones, and now I'm watching JJBA

2muchfun

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Your waifu is either 3d or shit, user.

pick one

Consider as well. There are at least a few reaction images worth making.

Just popping in to say that I'm going to go shoot myself in an hour or so, which is why I gave up /4am/. It wasn't fun.

…What worldline is this Nekorisu from?

My character in dark souls 2 spent and hour of autism making her and now she looks like a rotten cucumber

and I thought we were bros bro


no u


not thinking about it too hard

good job


have fun

Wood probably and fill in the cracks with something like silicon since we have a lot to spare
Maybe concrete if I have money for it

You're in the thread now fucker, no dying.

What?

Was nice knowing you hue hue


Should have taken one of those qt face guides and then tweaked her a little to look more like your waifu. Thats what I always do in these games.

i know you are but what am i?

Morrowind is shit you nigger. Every Bethesda game is shit.

Hopefully the one I'm in. Nekorisu a qt.

Good luck! Remember, at the temple, not in the mouth.

sup redditor rulefag. I see you are trying to imitate me and trying to destroy fun in exchange for strict vidya rules.

if you want to go and discuss strictly vidya, you may go here

>>>/svidya/

Go concrete or go home, other option seems kinda meh.

You gonna get it wired for electricity? What about the roof?

Why not

Extension cords and the roof, I dunno yet but this is just planning stages
Do you have a suggestion?

a faggot

You're prolly bsing but in case you're not don't do that dummy. Talk to your parents and see about getting meds.

i know you are but what am i?

I'm you

why user ?

no Holla Forums will wake it self user
it is just a matter of time

See ya bud, fun times

Same here, except I start in the fall.
When did you first visit these threads?
where is smokeanon?

i know you are but what am i?

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Forcing a waifu by creating one, doesn't work user.

WEW. WEW.
Thought of writing my book.
NOPE. Instead I thought of dark skinned girls. except with more untypical really. A mix of /clang meets /furry/, just less gay.
Wont work for my needs. Maybe later.

keep talking and nobody explodes is really fun.

My suggestion is don't half ass it. Put a real roof over it and wire it up. Its not worth the time and effort if its just a hole in the ground.


Smoke barely ever makes the thread these days. Hes in IRC some if you need him.

CLANG works for my book. Except a human crosses them. I don't fucking know man. I'm too drunk for ideals.

so you thought of fnaf then?

ur a gfaget risu]

it woke up partially in the metaphysical realm, it's call /svidya/.
there's your strict vidya conversations that are fun. if you don't like it than you are a redditor that wants ahis cake and eating it.

I did? FNAF has nothing to do with a human in a total robot aoceity.

But you don't understand user when you play as the waifu the game 90 times better especially when it's hand made

Right, I forgot to mention the painting and meta threads in my shill post.

Don't forget to give us suggestions about the rules or the board in our meta thread.
>>>/4am/1383

You give them give too much thought fuck off.

fuck off fox fucker.

tried playing with my ass

didn't get anything out of it, it was just kind of uncomfortable

gonna play some stellaris now i guess

It was going to be underground, the square hole was going to be where the door is
I just need a way to waterproof and cover up the dirt above
And I have no idea how to wire shit

Gay as fuck man

I know but creating won't work because you're a shit at creating your own grill.

thanks for the info nerd

FUCK. I am drunk, I picked up a girl earlier though.
So eh. Guess I am Chad?

Sup faggots, Blood here. Havent been in the threads lately cause well, I enjoy sleep. Havent been up to much but my daily routine. Been playing Danganronpa again because I couldnt stand it when it first came out cause I literally just finished the anime and the murders played out basically to the T of the anime. Now its been a while and I forgot most of it so the game isnt as unbearable. Im enjoying it for the most part but I feel like they should have just gone full VN instead of doing all these cheap excuses for "gameplay". The trials really distract from whats going on with the story by all of their attempts to make it more gamey. I cant wait to move onto 2 though cause ill be going in straight fresh, never got it spoiled and I dont think theres an anime for 2 yet else I would have seen it.

Im a Junko fag just cause shes the hottest in terms of looks. Hina is also pretty good but that one ending where she has 3 kids kinda made me second guess her. I guess in their situation it wouldnt have been that bad, but still. Also the more I talk and spend time with Toko the better she looks.

Hows that bullet girls game or whatever is it relevant at all to any of the story lines or is it just some side shit I dont need to play at all.

Also whatre you niggas drinking if any? I just discovered Drakes IPA Beers so i just drank 3 of them fuckers with 7% alcohol in em.

you play as a humans though

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Oh shit. Forgot to shill.

>>>/4am/

it was the trap thread in Holla Forums that made me want to so yeah i guess it was pretty gay

Let's play as humans in a robot saociety. entirely. One whom destroyed organic spwcies entelrey.
noyl reaosn he's protect is he has a force fiel.d
HUMAN AGAINT ALIEN AOON. JUST LEWT ME WOR ON IT

You're a fucking nigger stream it you fucking pussy faggot or get lost. Also my favorite video games are better than yours :^)

It's not my fault you can go hollow in dark souls I think my waifu is pretty top tier when I'm not playing as a dried green potatoe

Oh great.

I ain't reddot/ I say fuck off. Really.

Hire someone. Shouldn't take more than a day.

There should be plenty of guides on how to waterproof a basement. Probably takes a lot of work to do though, and you probably have to worry about more than just water coming in from above.


No problemo dork


Why do you call her your waifu? Is she based off someone?

Created Waifus are shit friend.

Back from food run.

Excuse me?

TOYOUR WAIFU IS SHIT AND YIU;'RE VIEEO GAME TASTE ISHIT
MY CHILDHOOD WITH WEIRD STORES WAS TTER

The only good waifu is a bloody waifu.

shit happens. In fct, life hapens,.\I need tovisit and ld friend; I love the guy but I have not visitied man

Oh that makes sense now. That's what I get for skim reading.

You dumb nigger.
WHY DIDN'T YOU GET FISH AND CHIPS!

What'd you get?

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No

GTA waifus are worse.

stand for slow vidya
it is too slow
and 8/v/ have the potential to be the best board ever in imageboards history

your logic is false

i will stay and try to wake this board up

OH WHOOPS I worded that horribly. I meant that water will probably come in through the walls and floor too if you don't waterproof them. Also where is your septic tank in all this?


You aren't just throwing around the word waifu carelessly are you?

Are you madly in love with this woman? Are you going to spend the rest of your life with her?

No.

because there's nowhere near me to get fish and chips

mcdouble, mcchicken, fries, hash brown. i made a mcgangbang.

I dunno. Riding the red wave is fine and all but it can get kinda messy.

I don't plan to live in it, just have a private room of my own
I can shitpost in peace

I wanna fuck fox. Not you, but fox. Its ufn.

I guess I am just throwing it around
If we're talking about real waifus mine is a chick I know in real life
I'm sorry v for I have sined for liking a 3dpd

Sounds nice. I had one of those once, pretty damn good. Dollar menu stuff is the best stuff there really.


Still you can't drag your computer/tv/couch etc into a moldy damp hole in the ground

I aom pretty tocicated my man. anywaysa. i lie video ja,es

ur a shiet soritsu

nope it stands for strictly vidya, not "slow".
are you assuming this because you are a barbarian who can't read?

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>>>/4am/1382

You're such a lazy faggot Kemono.

u.r.fagt.

you really are drunk

A RTYRYTUY

I don't have a couch and it'll be pretty small
I'll only get like a laptop in there too, maybe a small desk

Oh well you can fuck off now.

Then you live in a shit area.

Holy shit. That made you sound like a massive faggot.

We're going to bully the fuck out of you, faggot.

No iudea.

Control is a myth propagated by Jewish circles.

In other news, I'm going to Tors house tonight.

And yes, we will fuck.

i know

are you assuming this because you are a barbarian who can't understand a jock ?

my last post here bud
see you later in another thread

Post lewds of yourself user. Maybe the fox will want to fuck you too. Trust me it's a good idea

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Not tonight you fucking nigger

this is a lie

Plz no bully

How much all this going to cost you? Do you really have that much material just laying around?


I knew it!

Bullshit. You prolly still got your V card.

No.

nay, this isn't your last post because you are but just an imitation of me, so in the metaphysical way I am the one who post lasts eternall and thus you post at the same time as me.

I have wood for floors and walls, I just need a roof

I am 6'5 and desperate. I do however prefer females. So unless you got good porn, we have nothing to discuss@!

My mistake, it's tomorrow.

It's gonna be super lewd.

This is a truth.
No Joey ass for you Spidey

And he also knows it.

V Card retracted.

Too late.

I call bullshit.

dollar menu is some of the most nutritious, cheapest, bountiful food on earth in the grand scheme of things.

not gonna disagree

we'll see about that

I'm gonna kick your ass if you do lewd things
I'm doing slave labor tomorrow, you can help

faggfgagggggggggggggg

stream it

Ok

How much wood? Yet again why not just build a shed? It'll be 1000x more comfy, won't fill up with water cause you don't know what you are doing, and won't rot away in a year.


Close to being cheapest around here. Cheapest would be this one chinese place that lets you get a to go box for 6$. I can eat like 4 times when I really stuff that thing up.

Jes us christ.

Too late.

Fine, I'll build a shed, but it'll have to be tiny because there's no room in my yard for a big one

Go to bed drunk lying user. You're out of control.


Wtv you say kiwi. I doubt you lost it yet tho.
who'd win in a fight between you and tor?


It's cause you kept lewdposting.

Maybe some Joey ass for you~

I'm gonna fuck your ass and do lewd things.
Better change your schedule.

It'll be too lewd.

2drunk 2 care. come send some man. got any good porns on exhntai

well once you're over your attention trip you should come see me

Ever since my friend got me hooked on this one sushi place I've been going back that all the time.

Actually you're correct. Fuck.

Ur mom

Well you said you were gonna build a tiny hole in the ground anyway. As long as it fits a nice recliner for you to sit on your laptop with it'll still be pretty comfy. Maybe you can shell out 50$ and get a nice window too so you can enjoy rain and stuff outside. Damn that sounds comfy.


I've never ever had sushi before

Gaining control here.

Only thing I'm worried about right now is my diet. Finding it hard to resist eating nasty food. Sure I can cut back, but going that extra mile and working out more and getting THAT BOD is tough.

Sure. MY mother is too pathwetic for sex trhough.

Can you stop with the gay shit?
Everyone here knows you're straight

Neat.

What is wrong with you?

Sushi a best.

everybody is a little gay inside.
trust me I'm a wizard

stop being a faggot

Neither have I. I hope it's good.

I can rebuild an old shed I have and put insulation in it
There's nothing but trash in it
And it has a window

Huh. So if there is something going on between them, Tor is the bottom. Honestly didnt see that coming.


My ex's mom used to love making it once a week. It tastes terrible.

I didn't either until recently. I'm generally not a fan of raw fish or any of that shit but this place mostly uses chicken and pork for their meat.

Long time no see friends, how is everyone?
WHAT ARE YA
EATAN
PLAYAN
DOING
DRINKAN
Living?

"Can a man fall for she who he has not ever beckoned but an acquaintance?" I wondered as the night layed her kiss on the sky and the soft radiation of the screen filled my eyes with mirth and tragedy.
For has, for the second time, my heart and soul forgotten it's purpose and fell prey for the promises of flesh; I curse the day I decided to lay down my staff and pursue the life of mere mortals as I let myself be overtaken by the sweet kiss of sin. A mixture of anger and pleasure overloads me as I release over the tought of she who I intended as a tool for my revenge.

For if the things I keep locked most tight were to fail me, would my mind follow? I complex myself for useless pleasures as I realize the horrible mistake I've made, the truth that marks my own demise Coco is my waifu

Good luck user. I could never give up my awful diet. It and smoking are some of my few comforts in life.


1. I don't really like fish all that much
2. I live in a land locked state so it wouldn't be all that fresh
3. I'd prefer to have it somewhere nice for the first time, not a cheapie place selling frozen stuff


Even better!

My parents joke a lot about kicking me out into one of their sheds if I don't get a job. Maybe I should just do it on my own.

what the fuck

Rebuild the fucking shed then and live there

OH SHIT I CAN'T BUILD THE SHED NO INTERNET FUCK

I live in fucking Texas. What do you expect?

cya fam

you're closer to the ocean than i am, that's not an excuse

I still hope you try and enjoy yourself!

It's rather nice in my opinion.

RIP

after some autism and shit, I managed to somewhat recreate Ataru's house from Lum.

How you feeling tonight fellas?

Just got back from seeing The Cure in Vegas. I was pretty much at the front, I got a lot of good pics of Robert Smith.

You mean the fucking Gulf of Mexico? That dirty mess?

No one goes there.

Just feed a cable into the shed. Or use wireless?

a spider
had toast
ss13 in abit
ms painting a map design for ss13
tea
alone still


god damnit hobus


post them nigger

You can just run a long ass ethernet cable you know.


If I'm ever in a city that I know has a really big fish market then I will look for a good sushi place nearby.


Nice! Have fun?

Ears still ringing I bet

Out of range and my longest Ethernet cable doesn't fit in my laptop

Alright. I finished Konosuba last night. Fucking loved it.

it's got fish doesn't it

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I'll help building the shed.

How about using a splitter and getting a really long cable from the store? So long as you dont got a dog that'd chew it up should be fine

good work fagging up your ocean

you're still closer to the pacific than i am to any blue water

I have a long as fuck cable but the pulg in part is too big for my laptop
Maybe I can get some converter or something

I'd blame Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi and the rest of those cats.

I'm late to the party but I'm here. I'm submarines almost and life is good

Thanks bro

This is code and he just activated the sleeper cell

I'll sneak in some cute shit like knee socks and dildos for you to have!

Shit nigga, congrats


Buy me an onaho or fleshlight instead

Gay.

We're all fucked.

What the fuck kind of port does your laptop have? Get a converter if there's even one.

Shut up I will get you all this fag shit and you will enjoy it, that shed is gonna be mega lewd.

Yeah thats prolly your best bet tbh. You should be able to get it pretty cheap on ebay too.


I've noticed you're pretty damn thirsty dude. Have you considered the aus version of grindr where youre at?


Hopefully you die first so I get to watch.

It's an old Compaq, the port is really small
It fits in my other one but that laptop is more dead inside than me

alright faggots, in a while we'll be watching Gundam followed by boku no pico and finalize with Otokojuku.

I'll post the link when we're near there.

I'm just doing this to trigger him.

Speaking of the reckoning
Everyone here is casual scum

That's not true! I play peggle all the time.

Well it's definitely working, well done bud

On a scale from 1 to a male hairdresser, how gay are you?

Well if it's dead have you tried hacking it up and see what's inside? There might be something useful inside.
One other open is to have a wifi bayonet to try extend out that fucking range. Not sure if it exists but wifi might be your go to.

Wasn't really too loud at the front. I think Robert Smith has hearing loss and he doesn't want to fuck his ears anymore.

I finally played the original doom it's pretty good, the shotgun is satisfying to use

I play classic doom all the time, that's not casual


>tfw I actually played peggle today and hated it


Extenders are fucking expensive man, and we're talking a long ass distance

Quiet guy in the corner of the room having lewd thoughts.

looks like a faggot


yes it is

I only fuck straight guys. Less likely to have HIV, although to be honest fam you can fuck your immune system up other ways through faggotry, apparently silicone buttlube is poisonous when it gets in your bloodstream.

How far through did you get?

Not here, mean here on base
You guys are just retarded

Well he's got a wife. I'd still fug the shit out of him

Your wording was not great

At least you're the cute kind.

How can you get a straight guy to fuck you?

I got up to level 6 central processing I quit for a bit, secrets are hard to find

Damn you guys were close! Every show I've been to had a much bigger gap between the stage but I mostly went to big festivals before I went full shut in.

user don't I'll have lewd thoughts…

That's why they're secret, idiot

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I mean some look more obvious then others

It is pretty ridiculously close up. All concerts i've gone to in stadiums never let you get that close. They're usually up on a podium and the closest are good dozen yeards off at least.


Remember that time you tried to add joey onto your skype to e-fuck him after he posted his bare ass?

You are a fag. A cute fag.

I haven't got a single artist I would go to a concert for that is alive. I wish there was but none of them would be all that interesting to me.

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I was just going to get him to buy me free shit like I do with every other faggot

I missed this comfy thread.

It's Saturday, the thread will go on for a long time

Is it ever comfy anymore?

I missed your post! Sorry.


Don't be like that.

I just bought general admission floor tickets. I was zooming in on the pics i posted a bit, but I was still pretty close to the action. I just lined up a few hours ahead of time to get that close. I wish I was in the first row though, a fag kept blocking my view cause he was recording everything with his camera. Also fat tall people are the bane of my existence when it comes to concerts like these. I was being squished like a sandwich by the end of it.

Yes, considering I haven't been here in about 3 months.


No problem friend, I'm not worried about people seeing my post as I still exist in this thread.

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He also saved it.

That isn't lewd enough.

You wanted to fuck me and you know it.

You even asked for me to buy shit so I could add you on steam.

Being a manlet, I know your pain. If I didn't get front row I might as well have not gone.


Not my fault I'm worth it.

Like what?


Ah well. It's still kinda is, but it's more about a hangout now. With some depressing stories.

I really don't believe you.

You will be gassed for being an adorable cute faggot. It's alright, you can come into my bed tonight. Faggot.

Heh, uh huh.
The ass was smooth


Seemed like pretty nice seats imo. I've only ever been high up in the stands myself.
Was it fun?

Reminder, no suicide in 4AM threads.

I knew you were an unhygienic slob, but I wasn't sure you were a complete degenerate. Thanks for the confirmation.

Nigga, I'm the more lively of the bunch here, and I enforce that rule the most.

Fucking degenrate

Like that.

Why degenerate? Theres a lot better insults for that like asshole or scam artist.

Yeah it was amazing, they were mostly playing their pop hits but they threw in some curveballs. I wasn't as hyped up as I thought I'd be. Maybe I was in shock haha

You're not helping.

I believe you friend.

Gays are degenerates, degenerate

You're right. You refuse to work and leech off of others. Parasite would have been more appropriate.

Oh and every band member was good except the drummer. His drums sounded like wet cardboard shit

Wait, you're Tor right? Aren't you gay?

Well you're both a degenerate and a scam artist. So I'm just going to call you a cunt.

Niiiice. Sounds like a fun time. Im happy you enjoyed yourself user

i want to shove my cock in her fluffy furry pussy

No, I don't like gays, they're annoying
I'm pretty fucking straight

I went with my ex to see an artist she really loved and she was the same way. Just kinda stared and didn't scream or anything. Was weird.


s-sorry


I'll take it!

Is this the truth?


Fine.

Moe is shit and for fat people, like most anime

But weren't you hardcore into huey at one point? Then wolfspider?

What, no, that was a 4am joke that Huey made

Hey uh, you guys don't think Huey is actually gonna kill himself do you?


But you sent him your dick! And scratched yourself all up.

Too bad that story isn't translated.
>>>/kemono/3825


Good. Are you going to take a shower as well?

I'm retarded, not gay

Yeah man, I don't know what that was about. I think i was just taking it all in or shock. I'm seeing them a couple more times in L.A so maybe I'll be more excited then. I'll be sitting far away though so i won't have that amazing view again.

He's a shitposter. I remember a time he shitposted on >>>/4am/ about how he had cancer.

Plus, I doubt he actually has a firearm.

How about we wait and find out?

Maybe.


Eventually.

Thought you were going one more time. How many times are you going?

They're playing sunday, monday and tuesday at hollywood bowl. I'm seeing them monday and tuesday with my bro. I wanted to see them sunday but my dad is visiting that day so yeah. Could have took that weeb chick with me though damn.

Ok good.


:/


Riiiiight.

How about now? You got enough spare time right? Like, why else would you be here and shitpost?

I have no personal attachment to the guy also he's a dedicated shitposter.

Why not now?

I was diagnosed with assbugers last year

So you are going both monday and tuesday with your bro? Why not ask him if he'll let you go with her instead one of those days. Let him know you need some poon.

You're really lewd.


Okay, tbh I was gonna do the same thing.

I wouldn't worry.

He's probably just leaving.

Uh, user is she the kind of "ohmaigawd i am such a kawaii nerd" or just someone who happens to be a weeb because of her interests? Either ways it rings bells nigger.

I am going to fucking tenderly love you with gentle headpats and pancakes.

4AM Thread, why do I still enjoy runescape?

Is it because I miss the fond old days of comfy during winter time?

I don't know anymore.

I'm going with my bro and his gf, so its 3 of us altogether. Haha nah I don't think I'd want to ask him that. He and his gf love The Cure. I'd rather not make a big deal out of it or anything.

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Happens to be weeb cause of interests. She didn't openly show it, she just said she likes some anime shows. She hasn't seen a lot though so not really a weeb I guess, but still.

Go fuck yourself

so long as you're playing 07 then what's the issue?

How is everyone doing tonight? I'm a bit late to the party.

Thats weird I still know a person playing runescape. Probably 99.9% nostalgia.


Oh well it was worth a shot.

I'm blushing really hard~

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You have a point.


Thanks friend.

I'm doing good. About to have some coffee and force myself to play through das3 again, at least its the weekend so my parents won't shit on me to look for a job.

How are you user?

Yeah, I know. I want to but yeah I don't want to make things stupid or weird. He'd might be cool with it but I'd just feel kind of messed up if I did that. Hard to explain.

That's better then. I was getting a little worried for you user.

From what I've heard '07's all kinds of fucked now.

When I get over there I will hold you until you beg to be freed from such a loving embrace. You slut.

my tummy hurts someone kiss it better

Started Ys II.
I feel like he wound up having to pay the fine for overdue books he's now stuck having to return to the library or something.

My response wasnt a judgement or anything, just a "well fuck moment".


I don't believe you.


I doubt you could've. Ritsu woulda cleaned you out and got dick pics too.


So long as its not this mortal coil.


Should post a pic of your face to prove him wrong imo.


I ate too much and just beat ground zeroes again. What about you user?

I get you. I still would consider asking. Just be like "No pressure or anything but I met this girl.."

Hes a dude, he will understandu

Face now?

There will be less games than a PS4

Don't do it, you idiot.

Yeah, I'll think on it. Thanks Ritsu

Face is very different to a dick
I'm not doing it

NO


Do it faggot.

Ye. Make sure its photogenic tho. You dont want Joey to be right.

Thank me after I get you laid!

No fuck off

yes

Guess he's right about you being an uggo. I mean not even sure why you're worried considering You gave your address out already but wtv.


Holla Forums pls.

N O
O

DO IT FAGGOT
We only want to bully you.

pls

I'm the happiest I've been in such a long time.

Why don't you go fuck yourself


Only two people have it

The purge will be slow and meticulous

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

We are continuing with more ZZ Gundam. Afterwards we will be watching more of Sakigake!! Otokojuku.

How about you show us both your face and your dick?

No. Only if you post dick.

My goal isn't really to get laid. I just want a cute gf. Although getting laid wouldn't be too bad either I suppose. She seems like a pretty cool girl. Although looks can always be deceiving.

No

Whats in it for me?


Oh? What's the occasion user?


So whats the difference between that and the face pic. You arent guaranteed to be recognized but two random people have your address. That's worse.


He's already shown his dick.

I'm going to dream of cuddling with the sweaty tomboy waifu. Night everyone!


GET OUT!

this is why you're never going to get them all


I did once though


you can have some sweeties

Those people have seen my face

I don't like sweeties tho.


So whats the problem?

The stakes have been raised. Now it's your face, your dick and now your ass.


I didn't say previously. I'm just shitposting. I really don't want to see dick tonight.

Fuck off faggot, you're gonna save it aren't you


It's more then two people

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No

It's woman related, I would gush but she's probably reading this thread right now and no one would want to hear it anyway.

Stop lying

I'm too busy shitposting.

I'm only going to share it on /cuteboys/ and see what happens.

You've got my attention, user.

those lips aren't going anywhere near me


too late no dick for you

Thank you

Yeah thats true. Hope you hook her.

Gross.

Night Yakuza, dream of ladyboys.


That tends to happen during sex too. Or when cuddling in the summer.

Since when do girls go on the internet
It's just guys pretending
:^)

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Im guessing its lewd. Congrats on doing something dirty user

No

I thanked you for not being an asshole

No

Ever since kikebook. If you want to consider jewbook even part of the internet.

I bet it's some tranny.

Is it cause of the eczema tor? Are you self conscious?


Wait, arent you a tranny?

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Sweeties make you fat. I dont wanna be fat. Besides coffee and energy drinks are better than sweeties.

IF THERE IS 3DPD Three Dimension Pig Disgusting ON THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW I HAVE A WEBM THAT YOU MUST FOLLOW
TITS OR LEAVE

Where the fuck did you get that idea from? Are you mistaking me for someone?

I look like a teen, that's why


I SECOND THIS
GIRLS DON'T COME HERE

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How old are you? I'm in my early twenties and I still look like I am fifteen.

19 but I look fucking 13

So you are self conscious. It's ok tor, you dont have to post face if you're worried about not being good enough.


I prolly said too much. Nvm.

you're already fattie though

Same Well I look 14-16 I guess maybe its because I'm Autistic and apparently that slows down your development maybe you're all autistic as well

Well fug.

no, autism makes people chubby with bowl cuts while wearing tight tshirts with memes while watching LPs on ther mom's phones.
just go to any super market in a mostly white community and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Nope. The weights and the jogging make sure of that.

I looked like 15 when I was 19 until a couple of days ago when I hit 20.

Now I look moderately my age.

It's just because of that joke when I first started using tor, people thought I was that underage guy
They'll think I'm that underage if I post it
I know for a fact you'll save it


Help, I still have acne

stop eating fatty foods, wash your fucking forhead with soap and lower your sugar intake.

have enough pork pie you fattie fattie boom boom

(checked)
Doubt it.

Semen helps with acne. Should talk to joey imo.

Y'see I was gonna give you some cuddles. But not anymore.

Did you mistake me for Ritsu? If so that's fucking hilarious.

For me I just haven't got enough testosterone or some shit probably or better yet maybe I was actually born later on? I don't fucking know.

You're fucked m80.

I don't want cuddles from someone who doesn't like sweeties

I know 3 Autists my self included and none are chubby or have bowl cuts

Oh well, guess I'll have to stick with acne then


You're really annoying sometimes


I know

EAT YOUR STEAK, DO YOUR LIFTS, DRINK CHEMICAL FREE BPA FREE WATER, DON'T HAVE FOODS WITH XENOESTROGENICS

Good!


Doesn't make it any less true. Just saying its an option if you're desperate enough.

That would explain a lot actually.

Ever seen those stupid chubbt kids in the super market? 80% chance they have autism.
I should know, I worked at one for a while and they were all the same.

You can't be fucking serious

Look man, no need to get mad. I'm just saying if you're desperate enough its an option. I mean you could clean your face off afterwards. It's not like you'd have to like it, just use it for smooth clear skin. What could go wrong?

Funny thing is I actually like how I look. I may look like a fifteen year old femboy but at least I'm not some fat slob.

It would be the greatest discovery.

FINE!

prove it

I Ritsu is a tranny, it would explain why he gets along with Bel.

I haven't talked with bel in months actually.

He tried to add me again yesterday but I refused.

have you gotten anything out of him?

I wouldn't go that far. Would just put some things i've been told into perspective and explain other things.


Well you're not wrong. I'd feel bad for him losing hair tho. If he wants to pass for a girl, long hair is important. He is tiny tho, maybe he'd make a cute boygirl.

Do you really want pictures of what looks like an underage boy on your computer? You fucking disgusting faggot.

I genuinely laughed at this.

I prefer them with snouts, but you still have taste.

guess I was wrong

I actually looked this shit up
It doesn't help and only makes it worse

I wish I could sleep. But I ended up fucking my sleeping schedule. Help.

God damn furry

you're not under aged though

to keep pretty hair you need to bathe regularly and maintain your hair.
knowing his habits he'd be some bald Gollum with a uninary infection.

You don't know that
Even I could be lying

No

Pic Related, its Ritsu

I like both but I prefer them without .I think I just have a fetish for foxes.

Yes but how can the FBI tell that from all your other pictures of underage boys? :^)

She has a flat chest, not tits like that

eh, the lewd stuff is fun and all but I'm way more excited in having someone that enjoys my company as much as I enjoy theirs.

She's far more than just a qt grill, she's also my best friend.

Hey man, she's been coming to these threads for years before we ever met. I never "invited" anyone.

In fact, we've probably been talking in these threads to each other before we met without even knowing it. Small fucking world.

Isn't that the definition of a relationship?

I'm already cucking her as we speak
I'm magically impregnating her with my hobo sperm

Well the NSA probably has a file on everyone so they can just back trace your face back to your identity and realise you're 19 years old

Ritsu user got boob implants

Oh okay, makes ense

Literally google searching it says it helps with acne, wrinkles and smoothing skin. Dont lie to me tor, you're bad at it. Now if you're not willing to do whatever it takes to get rid of the acne thats fine, but that dont change its an option!
I guess technically you can use your own if you dont feel comfortable with joeys


Ah right, the bathing. Forgot about that part.

Have you gotten nekked pics from Ritsu tor?


Hes got you there spider.


Good for you user. Happy for ya

Most people think you're 16 to 17 considering the way you act.

All men have flat chests, except the fat ones, and ritsu isn't fat
Don't tell anyone, but my cum is fucked

Sounds about right, I thought so

are you?


perfect


there's no fbi in England but your stupidity asides, if you're not under aged then I have nothing to worry about since I don't have under aged pics on my computer


not at all


did your mothers sperm rape yours

No, I'm not lying, I'm actually 19
My sperm is all watery and doesn't shoot out like it's supposed to and just kind of drips out

How so? What's wrong with it? Is its php level too high?

I tried my best


Not really I clean up nice.

do you eat much chicken?

Sounds like you have really low testosterone levels. You should prolly start working out to increase it. Also eat lots of proteins.

Are you 19 or '19' like me as in your 18 but your birthday is next month so you may as well be 19

Then eat more protein and stop jerking off 3 times a day.

Ritsu confirmed for trans. I'll add him to the board with the others.

you said yourself you rarley bathe as you see no need to.

That pizza looks pretty damn good.

Fucking Christ dude.

And now we know.

I've mentioned my beard enough for it to be obvious I'm not tranny.


Doesn't mean I don't look decent when I put in effort.

Not really


I need to work out more, maybe start weights, I already have some
But the right side of my body is actually larger and stronger than my left, so it'll be all fucked up and unbalanced


Last time I jerked off was november and I eat nothing but meat


Actually 19, birthday was last year

You've never mentioned it, ever

there is only 2 Ritsu lewds I can find

o.k then


eat more chicken

It's not uncommon. Even before that Disney nonsense people thought foxes were fascinating.


You god damn what ever your are. :^)

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18 but look 34 here, fuck you

And knowing is half the battle!
Im sorry, I couldnt resist


Everybody has a stronger side for each bodypart. Part of training is getting the two sides on equal footing.
Dear god why?

Oh yea and when I said to eat more proteins, avoid fish. Fish is best only once a week due to mercury. Unless you like the horrible side effects of mercury.


Heres another.

Poor bastard


I don't mean stronger, like the bones and muscles are far more developed than the left side, my body is a little bit deformed
I don't jerk off because of my fucking cum problem
I hate fish anyway

Oh certainly not. I just really love foxgirls. I'm not even a fan of most Disney shit and just kind of slowly grew this love from seemingly out of no where.
WEW
I'm saving that one.

Good lad. I love you. All the homo.

Ok now you got me curious. Im gonna need to see a full body shot here tor.


Heh, you too bby.

Even if I could take the photo I wouldn't because I don't have anyone to take it
You can't see it with a shit camera like mine anyway

Remember anons, no matter how pathetic you are, at least you're not as as salty as these guys.

If you can't capure it on your camera alone maybe its just in your head. People are almost always too harsh when judging themselves anyway.

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Same. I never even saw any of those films when I was a kid. It just came out of nowhere one day.

By the way that picture was done by the same artist as this. Kishibe usually draws more cartoony stuff like pic related.

No, you can fucking nice it just by looking through my shirt
My left rib pokes out and my spine isn't centered and my right leg is longer so my body always look like it's leaning slightly
My right arm is also a bit longer than my left arm and my hands are fucking tiny, like a child

Implying we spend money on Vidya

My dick can only take so much. I'll have to look more into this now. Thanks kemonofag.

these people need to stop caring about stupid shit

Yeah i'm gonna need to see a picture. Get joey to take one for tomorrow or the next day. Till then I think you're over exaggerating if a solo pic cant show it.


He linked some specific artist in the cytube yesterday if furbait is your thing.
he might tell you who it was if you ask nicely


But then who will I laugh at?

Don't forget to check out the board.

>>>/kemono/

there's always another idiot, just look at your self for example

Like I said, my camera is too shit and only takes standard definition photos and I have no lighting

Fug. I must have went to bed too early for it. I'm on there right now.

I've been meaning to dig around there more often after my initial visit. I'll go check it out again since I have the time to shitpost.

It wasn't yesterday, it was actually a few days ago.

You weren't around for that either.

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WOW LAST POST

Also, 11 hours late is better than naver right? Good Night.

Not so fast, not if I can help it.

How was your day user?

Average I suppose. You?

Did you eat yet

Ordered a pizza. I think I'm getting a mouth ulcer. When will I learn?

See

Good on you. I hope you find happiness with your new girlfriend.

It will heal. It's nothing to worry about, just bear with it.

I'm going to ded. I was hoping to grab the last post but it seems you are awake at the same time.

I've started to vomit up anything I eat again. I thought this shit would go away. I guess it don't matter if I eat huh?

That's terrible.

I really must be going now. Maybe we can discuss this some other time.

I'll be here forever!

Go to bed.

No you. I will once the nausea subsides. Give me time.

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Wouldn't be like this in more people would use >>/4am/

>>>/4am/
Just fuck my shit up.

I can finally feel sleep taking me. If anyone sees this, I wish you luck for the future. We'll all make it in the end.