WEBM Thread What Happened Edtion

Keep it .1% vidya and no Taiwanese Tapestries without English subtitles.
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videogames

how do i webm

ffmpeg

or if you're too gay for command line interfaces and math, xmedia recode

I've always loved that WebM

>non vidya op

Great now we are going to have to wait again until this one hits 13. Good job op.

wtf is happening did he shot or is it drugs?

is a you drugs?

It might be the crushing weight of realizing what he just did. That he wasn't going to escape and whatever plans he had for life are likely over.

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That was depressing as fuck, holy shit.

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sup cuckchan

youtube rip webam

damn , forgot the flag again

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kek

we need to use those hoses with cyanide

audio was a mistake

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that's some hardcore pussy

Thank the lord they got rid of this cheesy weeb rock for Dark Arisen.

Damn, this video creates its own kind of hysteria, comparing anyone with a flashy hat to narcissus. By that token, you're a faggot unless you live in a tiny house because anything which is more than you need is something you own only to inflate your sense of self.

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Says you. I found it informative and helpful.

nobody cares what you think Richard

Looks like someone loves his job.

kek

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source?

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the new Doom game

Softcore Sally

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Angry Arnold

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Mirror's Edge you say?

Raging Denny

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RLM is so humorously melancholy, sometimes it brings out my inner emo autist.

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yeah because having literally every other game forcing this shit on the rest of us wasn't enough you fucking shitlord. Now you have to ruin the one single , solitary game that dared to not conform to your patriarchical ,racist , sexist , transgendered excluding , gender binary norms

You're part of the problem

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Cabin in the Woods

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This version isn't sped up. Enjoy.

well what if you WANT to get touched? eh sonic?

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oof , pity she didn't do a topless it could've counted for something

testing

The alt-right is God's gift to politics

Well that's fine then

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i really want to fuck that rabbit

kek, how does matt go from based to absolute faggot?


there goes my will to live again

now we just need to miniaturize mechanical fleshlights and women will finally be of no use

better

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don't we all

Feels bad man

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watching this webm multiple times had me initially think that he got shot and he was grabbing blood stained dirt as he slowly realised he was dying.

But then there was no blood, this is just the crushing weight of regret in action. There is almost no perceptible difference at first glance.

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fuck this world sucks

Yeah, I think they might be the absolute best at that style of humor on Youtube right now. Their delivery is absolutely perfect, every time, without fail.

RIP

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Better version, can't do much because the source is already shit

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Yooo what the fuck

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Don't despair.

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i have a feeling that guy is serious when he says aim assist might not be noticeable and not just lying to the stupid goyim

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Videogames are fucking dead.

Fuck you faget

Geese and Turkey's are the biggest fucking asshole birds I've ever seen.

hello darkness my old friend

For explanation. The bike driver was on drugs and was punching the mirrors of driving cars off. He presumably broke his wrist with the last car and in the webm slowly stopped at a roadside. The webm is actually mirrored. So yeah, just some drug user slowly passing out after he broke his hand. What I really wanna know is why he took drugs and did that.

Also music is in the embeded video if anyone is curious.

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Here's the news thing by the way

In that protesting one, did that bitch scream "Ima call the cops" at 0:53?

That can`t be real

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I can't tell. But I wouldn't put it past liberals to be complete hypocritical pieces of shit.

meant to post this

TF2's characters still have those distinct silhouettes. Hats don't change it enough to make them unidentifiable.

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I'm glad on the amount of porn on this anime. The artstyle is sexy.

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can I get sauce on that because I forgot what it's called

nooooiiiccce.

It's an IA song, I can tell you that much

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I remember during this one, they were vandalizing some cop car beforehand and started screaming for the sheriff when this guy interrupted their anti trump "rally"

coolhole is in your heart boyo
now tell us about your good shits today

thank you satan.

damn this seems way funnier than the first couple eps I watched

It does get funnier.

Also no more seasons or anything because Anna's VA died ;-;7

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We really are mouse universe now

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I want you to read this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun#Mouse_experiments

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I love crowbcat

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anyone know what song this is?

Bubba Ho Tep was a fucking great movie.

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Is this part of a longer movie?

The Thief and the Cobbler.

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Is that DoAX3? I ask because I see Lisa and thought she didn't make the cut for this release.

TOOK ME HALF A FUCKING HOUR GOING THROUGH MY HISTORY TO FIND THIS YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL NIGGER

Why do all the tits have the same puffy nipples? Missed opportunity if you ask me. Love me some nipple diversity.

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hardcore henry

gtb

Holy shit the yelling made it sound painful as hell.

It's just like that one webm with the cop being shot.

What was it? A dick grower thing?>

dick vacuum

Why would you put your dick in a vacuum cleaner

that means father in portuguese, why does her name make my cock hard?

ok so what engine was used to make this?

Much appreciated brother

gee i wonder what happens when something sucks your dick

10/10

Except a vacuum cleaner doesn't feel good at all (or even feel like much of anything, even after you get around the logistical problems of fitting your dick in the hose

cant you just put a fleshlight inside?

ur welcum


I think the sensation is a touch different with a woman though

I don't know if it is or not.


I didn't make this, I saw it a few days ago on another webm thread.

but it pleases the clang

That's not gonna change much if the hose is too tiny
>inb4 industrial vacuums

damn

Clang is up there with fetishes I'll never understand, up there with vore and guro.

Also, did they reduce the max webm size? I swore I uploaded one of them in the past but its telling me its too large.

Anyone have the webm of the guy getting his oculus and jacking it to 3d hentai and fifty cent?

Imagine the shitstorm of one of those 'protestors' broke through the driver-side window and ate a bullet for their trouble. Surely no jury would convict you if you're surrounded by thugs trying to break your windows and drag you out of the car.

This webm doesn't work properly

works fine man

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what's the name of that game?

I need that webm of DSP talking about he ran past the enemies in Dark Souls 3 and then the Jojo theme music plays and an enemy jumps behind him please.

no u

I don't know the context of this. What is it?

Legend of Grimrock (2 most likely.)

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Thank you user

Laughingmyassoff/10

god, dragon's dogma has become my trigger

that ending chapter after grigori was so immensely disappointing and heartbreaking

that first kid in the helmet reminds me of rick moranis

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wow

i need to go to china, merely letting air vibrate your vocal chords a curse kek

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You're still here?

Is your English any better furfag?

Anybody got the Source for the song in ?

This one is "Almost There" by Nightrunner

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what was the music used in the first webm

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Thanks user

Ground Zeroes was more polished than TPP, why did it have to be this way

Initial D. Watch it.

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Top kek, as they say.

that's actually the best way to S-rank that mission, you just fucking haul ass and do it not stealth

holy fuck sauce on that music

Remember the 6 million tortillas

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I live for eurobeat

That's what those assholes get for blocking traffic and trying to interrupt other's lives. If someone had an emergency they're supposed to put their shit on hold, let people die because some asshats want to have a cry in traffic? Fuck em.

Protesters who don't get that blocking the road is an arrest-able offence are retards

Stop user, my dick can only get so hard.

anyone know this song?

It's called I Want to Put My Penis Inside Megumin

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anime

DO NOT SEXUALIZE MEGUMIN.

Thanks lad.

To give context, a lot of people in Eastern Europe and Russia go drifting at 2 AM even on workdays when there's enough ice. Occasionally you can see the police doing it too but usually they just drive around pretending they are trying to stop them. Roundabouts generally tend to be the place to go if there is no free parking lot to do it in.

So who's running the show?

Here is what happens when a Slav actually tries to read the subtitles

that's pretty kawaii

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you can always just google three or four verses from the lyrics in a row and have it come up 9 out of 10 times you know.

Here have a webm, I've been testing my ffmpeg settings lately.

oh shit nigger what are you doing

the closest i've ever gotten into this sort of shit was with warframe.
where i sold a loki prime for 50 plat.

Megumin sexualizes herself
You know you want to penetrate that with your penis provided you've obtained the proper consent and maybe set the mood with some candles and R Kelly music

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i'm doing
ffmpeg -i `yturl youtube.com/watch?v=J_NLEDxgmYA` -c:v libvpx -crf 20 -b:v 1M -c:a libvorbis over_the_rainbow.webm

what are you doing nigger

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I live in 15 square meters….

It's Hardcore Henry

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What is this, AVGN?

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It's obviously the swej user.

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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It's not actual sucking you retard, much like how blowing doesn't mean the chick is blowing your dick like a fucking balloon

sauce on song?

Some l4d2 combos

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Those jockey kills like 12 are my favorite, but are also hard to pull off.

Confirmed for never getting a good bj.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JK4qVpmyKxg
In particular at 1:08

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Thank you vladmir

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Song???

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Is the guy in yellow some kind of amateur superhero? That was fucking brutal. Bet he doesn't chew seeds on the train again though.

SAUCE TO THE HENTAI PLEASE

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Anyone know the song name on this???

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Don't you guys have some apps that can recognize song names?

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Already tried, but nothing.

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fuck off with your gnarled, poorly shaven snatch
we've got anime pussy over here, we don't need your pig disgusting cunt

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

I hate when girls try to act in porn

it never works, and it just reminds me that girls act.

for you: pic

Cmon, Zao did nothing wrong

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That's a metaphor for modern vidya if I've ever seen one.

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Never knew I wanted to do this.

>THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR!?

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I was looking for that, but couldn't find it, thanks.

turns out literally every game is improved by adding demons that you fight in hell for all of eternity

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what's this from? the original, and the voiceover.

I am gonna need sauce please

plus slavik accents like that guy has are pretty cool

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No fucking clue
I just save everything

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Titus, get the cross

slav or slave?
that's Finnish army

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I learned german in highschool, not slavspeak
pardon me, asshole

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normalfagS

the russian version
youtube.com/watch?v=C7vvPXz-Qes

the greek version
youtube.com/watch?v=0bDw5F32c_w

comfy

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Love you user kun! s2

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I think i'm retarded, both of the ways he did it confused me.

That's because it is confusing.

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seconded, anyone know?

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look like vapowave song with less … vapor

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like new wave?

The fuck is a new wave? i need to catch up with hipster terms because genres were classified by how much you disappoint your parents during my time

found it, jewgle voice search actually works

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Thank you user!

no probs, also you will probably like Tycho if you like that

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Resonance, by Home

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/r/ing a webm of the baby covered in peanutbutter that has the macintosh plus song in it.

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Holy shit that is gold

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Oy vey!

I knew the game was shit but damn

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lack of picture related

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Testan, I know it's not a webm but webms I create in ffmpeg seem to not work on firefox/waterfox for some reason

Fug

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Just sound

Let's try this again

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people are overwhelmed with easy games like assassin's creed and the last two splinter cell games, wouldn't surprise me if they thought bioshock was a hard game.

Don't you mean like the last 4 Splinter Cell games bro? The last good Splinter Cell was Chaos Theory.

The last good one was Chaos Theory, which also falls into the category of "last four splinter Cell games"

Doubles Agent ain't bad. Conviction and Blacklist are irredeemable trash

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Essentials was better than Double Agent in my opinion and even then neither were as good as Chaos Theory.

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also holy erection
post more of her being lewd if you have it

trash/10

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I know you want a piece of this white boy ;)

I read it. It's disturbing and an interesting mirror of western society, but I don't see how it applies to the parallel universe that is videogames, in which there is no need for social roles. What are you trying to say?

Hello, autismo.

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You might have a nest inside your wall or something.

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i think i have PTSD, twitter users get it for less

whenever you see one, you can feel the air all around you just tense the fuck up and it feels like you're surrounded by bugs

Well good these motherfuckers don't exist in Germany, because I would have a hard time killing those.

cockroaches are the spawn of satan, the flying ones among the highest ranking demons

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I FOUND THE SOURCE
THERE'S A VENT IN MY ROOM THAT NO AIR GOES THROUGH
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO

Can't you just pay some people to deal with it?

You never breathe again, alternatively you can burn the house down and live on the ashes

Those recently started to constantly show up.

Help.

spoiler that shit you son of a faggot.

I've created a temporary solution to this maybe permenant problem
I taped over the vent

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tape the other side of the vent. there is only 2 ways this could possibly go:

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He's the wasp user, not the roach one.

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I am the roach user. i'm retarded.

okay user here's what you're going to do, it wouldn't work with cockroaches because they would just love it. Light a fire or use a heater by your vent and shut the other side down. You'll raise the temperature enough to kill them very quickly and they wouldn't dare flying into the source of the heat. I recommend 3 weeks at 200 celsius to be sure it dies or is heavily injured

oh god no they're back see tyou

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FUCKING HOW.

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heh

source?

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still huntin' for the sauce on this one. Unfortunately, I cannot speak moon rune, much less translate the lyrics to look for it.

same to you

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couldn't have sadt it better.

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I want a version of this with only Marie Rose.

Actually all of the other DOA girls are irrelevant at this point. They should dump them and focus on making more jailbait characters.

What an absolutely terrifying .webm

the moleman is real !

the guy in the webm is speaking portuguese not slavic

Jesus Christ once again this stuff is happening in the real world.

i need the name of this beautiful woman plagued by lossy compression syndrome

well .. i don t have it ..