Jesus Chris critics what the fuck, how the fuck does anything mean anything anymore. If you're willing to give basically no negative reviews of this stupid capeshit then you're not really a critic are you. "Colorful" like what the fuck kind of insanity is that, a fucking kid would even critic a movie that fucking simply. The colors look like shit because its obvious in every single shot that theres green screen. The effects therefore since its in every single shot looks like shit. Obvious green screen looks like shit. Its so bad it makes the prequels even look good. These effects are so bad that badly aged shit from 15 years ago looks better Jeff Goldblum isnt even giving not one fuck and not being given any direction. Its literally the same bad guy we've seen a millon fucking times. DUDE QUIPS AND HUMOR AND COLORFUL
THESE ARE THE FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO DICTATE THE BEST FILMS OF THE YEAR
THESE ARE THE FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO RATE THE OSCARBAIT SHIT SO HIGH AND SHIT LIKE NUMALE RUNNER AND EVERY SINGLE CHRISTOPHET NOLAN FILM EVER MADE
THIS LOOKS LIKE ABSOLUTE TRASH ALL AROUND AND IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF
AS A PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT CINEMATOGRAPHY AND DIRECTION THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH
WHY CANT I BE A FUCKING CRITIC BECAUSE YOU CAN BET I WOULDNT BE HOODWINKED BY THIS WEAK SHIT ITS NOT LIKE ITS EVEN SOMEWHAT DECENT LOOKING
I SWEAR TO GOD WHY CANT I BE A CRITIC AND BRING SOME FUCKING BALANCE TO THE FORCE OR WHATEVER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE TO SUBMIT FUCKING ANALYSIS' OF SOME RANDOM OLD KINOS TO GET A JOB AS A CRITIC BUT THEN PRAISE THIS TRASH YEAR AFTER YEAR AND YEAR AFTER YEAR
AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR
MULTIPLE CAPESHITS A YEAR
3 A YEAR 4 A YEAR
IF I DONT PRAISE THEM IM GONNA GET FUCKING FIRED FROM MY NEWSPAPER OF PUBLISHING BECAUSE THE READERS WILL SHITPOST IN AND GET MAD THAT I DONT LIKE THIS BADLY LIT NOT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING NO STAKES NO FUCKING REASON TO EXIST EXCEPT TO FUCKING SET UP MORE AND MORE WORTHLESS SHITS
WE ARE GONNA HAVE THOR MOVIES FOR ANOTHER 15 YEARS AND THEN A REBOOT
THERES GONNA BE 100-150 MARVEL MOVIES BY THE TIME I DIE AND THEY WILL STILL BE PRAISING THEM WHEN NONE OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY EVEN FUCKING DIRECTED WORTH ANYTHING
