North American Speedrunner Assembly

We got Animorphs Coming up next

Autism day number 2, here I am.

Meh. Sound and video quality still sucks.

Its improved at least

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR ANIMORPHS?

No. But I am still going to waste the next hour of my live watching one of the worst games ever.

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Goddammit, I was actually enjoying it.

Is this Tokyo Jungle: Pokémon Edition?

This shit is depressing, because it reminds me of me and the bunch of beta nerds i call friends

I watched this game being ran a couple times a few months ago on SRL. There's the potential for a game ending bug right here. If it happens I'll laugh for years.

this isn't even a pokeman ripoff; it's a direct, shitty copy

I'm not watching the stream, but is it still Animporhs? Or did they move on and now it's Telefang or something?

33 into a 55 est run

Nice numbers, double dubs. Thanks for the heads up.

This game looks like rancid dogshit.

I don't think anyone cares here, it's now cuckchan plebbit tier shit if it ever wasn't before.

So I guess that thread we had yesterday just never happened?

I've been seeing the Animorphs game run the rounds on the typical normallfagot hipster-in-denial sites lately so I imagine they're only running it for memepoints.

it's a memegame

What?

this runner sounds pretty autistic

up next

METAL SLUG (2006)

get hype

Isn't this the black sheep of the franchise, since its all 3D?

let the 'le hype' meme die

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It's "the ugly one" at the very least.

Hear, hear!

4 is the black sheep. this one is more like some kind of wooden sheep replica filled with termites and covered in moss.

what the fuck is this audio levels
can't hear runner and can barely hear fat fuck

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I pirated it once and kinda liked it. My emulator shat itself on a particular level so I never finished it though.

What games are you guys looking forward too?
I'm debating of going drinking with friends later or watching F-Zero GX

Friends over video games. You can watch the recording of F-Zero later but your friends will one day die and you don't know when that will be.

Is this as gay as the GDQs with donations and cringe ?

No

No, there's swearing I've heard 'faggot' several times now.

It's pretty chill.

Some guy cried last night because his computer kept crashing when he tried to play DMC3.

They don't even have donations as far as I know.

I guess I'm up for a comfy night.
Too bad I have to go wageslave tomorrow.

Is it over?
All I see is a black screen.

I havent played Kero Blaster yet so I guess I'm gonna sit this one out.

It's a shame God Hand has been so delayed, but at least it's something to look forward to

Probably setting up

Nah its Kero Blaster at the moment.

Kinda happy it got delayed cause I would've missed it last night

I see a completely black screen, no audio, chat is moving but that is not indicative of an event still going on.

Is it something on my end? Do I need flash or something?

Try refreshing or using a different browser, mine works. Could try using the popout player too.

It's on your end. For some reason Twitch has that exact same problem when I try running it on Firefox

Also, is that the same spunk punk from yesterday?

Got some pretty nice legs

Already better than newer GDQ's

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There's like 700 people watching.

Were you dropped on your head as a kid? There are less than 1,000 people watching this.

Holy fuck this has me on my toes.

six thousand total views, my bad

After the last few GDQs I thought I'd gotten bored of speedruns
Suddenly I'm having fun watching again, I was wrong

Reminder that SJWs will end up ruining that too.

Why isn't there notin on hitbox

setbacks
delays
constant tech issues

still fucking miles better than any recent GDQs

Try infinity.moe.

i'm using the ps3 twitch app. Does this even do 60fps?

I think as long as there's not big money involved it's unlikely to attract the real scum. Also no illusions of doing it for a good cause to draw in the self righteous reddshitters.

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PHILLIP BANKS YOU NEED TO KICK CANCER'S BUTT

ARA-ARA~~

Cancer did nothing wrong.

look at those saggy mommy tiddies

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Welp I guess that is my problem. Thanks. Fuck mozilla and firefox.

For what it's worth I'm using firefox with no issue.

I missed his chatter before the run, is that his mom?

No, he is her mom

Is that McLovin back there?

It's not firefox.
You need Flash to watch twitch by default.
However, you can use: player.twitch.tv/?html5&channel=naspeedrunnerassembly
to watch instead.

You can also just use Livestreamer, which can be found here: docs.livestreamer.io/index.html

DON'T GIVE TWITCH VIEWS, ACOUSTIC FAGGOTS

Who the ara on the couch?

You can also fix the audio via your player EQ/filters using that.

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I don't know but I know she works at mcdonald and threw an hiss sjw fit in some of the past SGDQs

I can barely hear this faggot.

Oh fuck is this run by the yids who run AGDQ?

Wait for real? Need a link to this if anyone has it

Transformation is complete

Pic disappeared.

Oh wow, they're actually not donating money to anything? Nice, maybe it'll remain decent longer this way.

I thought that was a Vivian at first.

Make America Great Again

Look at Mr. America over here.

Already better than AGDQ by a mile.

That's gonna be fun

ABSOLUTELY AMERICAN

>watch the stream with livestreamer+VLC, if your stream is laggingdocs.livestreamer.io/install.htmllivestreamer twitch.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly source
>i hate VLClivestreamer --player mpv twitch.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly source

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user, I don't know anything about that stuff really.

I just made the threads today and yesterday, since people sort of forgot too. I am also incredibly lazy.

I don't have them. just ask in the /srg/ thread on halfchan's /vg/

Reminder you need to increase the buffer size for this to work

You're absolutely un-american for not supporting FREE AS IN FREEDOM software that actually helps people.

Is this filled with autism like AGDQ or not?

there you go, user

no that's bill

MAKE

It's filled with better autism.
True autism.

MAGA HAT IS NOW

YES

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I actually established in the thread yesterday that I am britbong in the OP, so I couldn't even tell you guys the correct schedule time

Despite this however, I am a westaboo, and I wanna MAGA

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yes

NOW WE ARE TALKING

SUPER FIGHTING SHITLORD

MAGA MAN

holy shit is that Wimbledon in the back?

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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GDQ BTFO

probably a Bernie cuck

America man will make speedrunning great again!

COOL SPOT, AN AMERICAN GAME FOR AMERICAN PLAYERS

Absolutely 90s

This game is so fucking cool.

For a series about advertising 7-Up, it's surpisingly good.

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Those Drumpf hats are fucking retarded. Made me turn off the stream.

I don't really like Trump, but don't be a bitch about it, dude.

He's baiting, mate.

Can't you stay on Holla Forums shlomo?

fucking coolspot. Made by Virgin games. This was my childhood.

it's made by the guys who did Aladdin on Genesis.

It is I who is the fool today.

BACK TO THE WALL!

AND WHO'S GOING TO BUILD THIS WALL, ANONS?

Every game should have a Cool meter

BUILD THE WALL
You have to go back

M E X I CO

IS THAT A 「STAND」!?

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That little doughy eyed anime imouto is going to build it and I'm going to whip her to keep her on pace.

rule 63 clownpiece when

What the fuck do you mean "when", what rock do you live under?

Did they play Caster or are they skipping that?

Rule 63 is the "female version of male" rule.
Rule 91 or Rule 93 is the "male version of female" rule

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this is fucking awesome

Sorry man
93 clownpiece when

skipped hopefully it will still pop up later.

They're doing it now.

The guy playing Cool Spot is from Israel

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What.
Rule 63 is "a genderswapped version of a character" not a "male to female version of a character".

The bearded guy behind them with the backwards hat looks disturbed by this.

This game is the epitome of babby's first level editor.

Those maps are such shit.

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at least you go extremely fast and jump over everything

The actual rule says something alone the lines of "If there is a male character, there's a female version of them".
I'd post some of the old images, but none of my "rules of the internet" pictures go higher than rule 50.

Watching Trump supporting autists speedrun meme games is actually pretty entertaining.

Is it just me or is the audio really desynced?

This game looks cool, I think?

It looks pretty sparse, but the terrain deformation and speed it cool.

what
When Liberty Prime was built the US flag looked like this.

Source quality does that to me.

Commentary audio on these events is always way too low for me.

video is not in sync

you can obviously tell that the game was made in unity

It came out in 2009.
But it's also $2. Huh.

Yes, and you're missing a key part: "(and vice versa)".

archive.is/XQ6Gj

I remember hearing about this when it was first released for $10. Fuck, that was 7 years ago.

I went to Holla Forums around the time people were coming up with these rules, and I clearly remember it never had that last part.

It's made in the same shitty engine used for xbox live indie games and bad 3dcg pornography

Awwww yeah

GDQ BTFO

FUCK, can't believe I missed Cool Spot

It's a good feel.

that was fun

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A good feel indeed. Even the fact that it's not collecting donations for some cause is refreshing. Just humble games for entertainment.

Wish I had time to watch the stream right now. I'll tune in in several hours though. Hopefully this'll still be on. If I'm lucky it'll be a game with good glitches.

What the fuck is this degenerate nip shit

Damn-it.
At least it's not that fucking eight-hour FF12 run.

Lad, you don't have to be a weeb to memorize Japanese menu choices.

Quest 64. It's a shit N64 game that some people like for some reason.

And many people "clearly" remember Berenstein bears spelled with an 'a', doesn't make it actually true. Besides that, even if it was originally drafted as just a chick version of a dude, the fact stands now that it's widely accepted as "opposite gender of a character exists". Much like moron and imbecile are now used interchangeably rather than being on a scale like they used to be.

Sage for not being video games.

I was wondering that. It looks charming, however.

Fixed

I really miss KirkQ. what happened to him?

The company that makes the Medabot/rot games made it.

What brilliant business sense.

Sounds like the Capcom SFV stratergy

even incomplete Quest has a more sprawling overworld than OOT. too bad about everything else.

Quest 64 JP is faster because they made the JP version much easier.

LETS

Shit did I miss Megaman Battle Network? It's on the schedule for earlier in the day

that was hours ago user, the schedule is 4 hours late

Yeah.

Bummer, I passed out during ffxii and slept through it I guess

RIP STREAM

Its Still going user

Barely streams anymore, mostly mystery game shit, doesn't cam or talk.

He did streams of the two Bomberman Gamecube games a number of months ago.

Why can't twitch or hitbox into html5?

RPGs need to be banned.

Because twitch has this monopoly like grip on the streaming scene and now they dont give a fuck about quality anymore.

Is your sister hot?

What sucks is that now I'm actually about to do something, right before F-Zero GX starts.

She's a dyed hair dyke.

Ah, I see.

Pretty sure pokemans is next, should be a bit before F-Zero

5 more games before F-zero

TIME FOR SOME HIGH-GRADE AUTISM

QUEST 64 IS OVER, THANK FUCK

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PIKA
PIKA
PIKACHU

Half their audience left on that one. Excellent.

MILF IS BACK

PIKA
PIKA
PIKA

That was a nice few minutes of high quality autism.

Only five minutes?
But that was actually fast.

That's some low standards user.

You don't want her to give you a pokemon puzzle handjob?

why anyone want her when you're right here?

I was autistic enough to finish it, unfortunately.

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JUST

Is it me, or does this guy SCREAM autism?

I don't have her charisma nor anywhere near her potential milk production.

Got a 15 yr old neckbeard on the couch, get pumped

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lewd

Was the final fantasy x2 speed run good?

Shoutouts to the United States of America

Guys he won't stop drinking mountain dew. Someone tell /fit/, someone call the cops, I can't handle watching him do this to himself

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Are these actual teenagers or something?

I just stopped watching, I'll wait for the next run.

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I know, I'd smack that fat fuck in the face if I were there.

This is getting Silly

kek this fatty

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Before anyone flips a bitch, that was a joke

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I thought NASA was really lame but turns shit's been way better than any gdq shit, except for the Tetris block, and a couple other games like dustforce

they are missing some of the iconic runs for this too, but its still pretty good. Its much less sterile.

It"s happening later in the marathon.

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All this casual racism isn't good for my pores.

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At this this run isn't 2+ hours.

Haven't been watching, has there been many autism moments?

i missed some autism but theres only banter

Very light autism in a few runs, and 5 minutes of hardcore focused autism for pokemon.

An incredibly short mega-autism Pokémon run where the runner got like 100k+ points in barely over five minutes.

Goddamn-it, this runner is more low-energy than Jeb Bush.

Wall Vaginas.

TIME FOR F-ZERO GX, FAGGOTS GET IN HERE

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He was just such a drag to listen to 80% of the time.

F-ZERO NOW

They're still setting up.

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

Is nothing safe?

She's not an SJW, don't worry about her.

At least she's not a runner.

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Calling this event NASA was a really stupid idea. Tho I do like how the event is small and at the 'down to earth' level.

Who is she?

their end goal is speedrunning on the moon so it works somewhat

Her name is Not Important, what matters is her plan.

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twitter.com/Cyberdemon531/status/733853726746648576

Jesus Fuck

You've got to be fucking kidding me

About fucking time I see someone else have this problem.

periscope pirate stream

periscope.tv/CruelFancyBaron/1OwxWbDdbZWJQ

FUCK I LIED
F-ZERO NOT YET

FZERO NEVER

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WHERE THE FUCK IS F-ZERO EGGMAN
WHERE IS IT

so what's the best of the three sites to watch this

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avoid infinity.moe
just use livestreamer

uh oh

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An enormous weirdo that I happen to know.

twitter.com/queenulhu

I'd call her a twitch whore but she barely averages 20 viewers.

I shouldn't be surprised an attention whore wants to dress up like a woman for more attention.

IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU STUPID IDIOT

have fun waiting niggers
fuck this

THE MEANING OF FAST

You know nothing of the srg people do you

I think the aspect ratio is really off.

user plz

Not a single damn thing.

lmao

I know that GX has widescreen and progressive scan. I don't think they turn the option on, the menus look funky.

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What the hell is this quality

Is there are reason for the different streaming layouts?

That makes a lot of sense.
Shame on me for not paying attention.

I wish the quality wasn't such a potato. Shame the hotel lied to them.

Also is that another MAGA hat?

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this is terrible

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Like what someone said in chat:
They took all the cringe, but left the talented runs behind from AGDQ

its still better than gdq

This is GDQ-tier.
Go back to the actually good runs from earlier

at least there's no constant donations, cancer and clapping

TRAP ARES NOT GAYS

The cancer's back, but now it's unchained instead of nofun and family friendly

homosexuality is a mental illness

Really wish they'd turn on widescreen mode.

It was good when the memeing fucks weren't around

Dude weed lmao

Kek, please grant me doubles to prove that traps aren't gay.

They hit the shitswitch so fucking fast, it was great at first then all of a sudden 2+ hour runs and shitty jokes. Hopefully it gets better later.

dude

Run quality varies greatly.
The Quest64 run was right next to Diazepam.

Looks like you got your wish. Check'd, even by a dead Egyptian Chaos Frog God.

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only degenerate homosexuals would admit to masturbating to dicks in front of hundreds of people

Friend plant laughter

Deus Kek

what if it was a woman saying that tho

It would be straight which is fine but slutty since talking about fucking in front of hundreds of people is still degenerate tbh

This stream quality is so bad, I really want to watch the run but I can't fucking make anything out.

Seriously, this what I was looking forward too the most and it looks like absolute ass.

It's sad how much better than GDQ this is when everyone is being a fucking autist. I'd take memes and people having fun than everyone being a bored shell.

When are they gonna speedrun another JRPG?

the difference between *SA and *GDQ is donations and clapping.

The run after the next one.
FOR FUCKS SAKE, NAEGLERIAL. YOU SAID YOU BANNED JRPGS.

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Now that I agree with.

But FF12 was great.

From best segment to bestest segment.

God forbid someone having fun.

F-Zero GX confirmed for Red Pilled game.

Everyone shows up for F-Zero and it's boring as hell. I hope the next one is better.

There's having fun, and then there's a point where you need to shut up.

Enjoy agdq boogaloo then.

Yep.
DSP excuse.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah that was awful. I think it's time for sleep. I don't think there any other interesting runs tonight.

I wasn't watching, what happened?

That was a fucking embarrassment.
To think everybody was excited for that mess. They couldn't even finish the run.

They kept fucking up so the canned the run.

Weren't they almost done?

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What the fuck game is this?

Fortified Zone.

I remember this from when I was a kid.

This guy is actually listing tons of legit problems with HLM2.
GG, I always disliked that game.

Funny, I was just thinking about how annoying he is for reading a list off his phone at an event.

I have no idea why he's doing it, but they're good points.

Why's he doing that, anyways?

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Dallas sucks, cowboy.

Hotline Miami 2 had a tutorial?

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The mask. You're a redneck ninja with an alt-mode that gives you increased speed and nonstop attacking with long startup and cooldown to compensate. It's fucking kick ass.

rip jeb

Oh.
Well, the city sucks.

True that

what the fuck are these people even doing

I don't know, but turning this shit on in the middle of the run is very confusing.

Holy shit is this guy still going?

he didn't even get through the whole thing kek
200+ lines of speedrun nitpicking from people that hate the game

So the long ass Zelda run starts now?

Oh god, look at all these greasy fags.
I've got a bad feeling about this.

you better believe it brother

There is an abundance of pudgy shorts wearers in there.

fuck

Well, the runner seems like a relatively normal enough guy.

Why is everyone surprised that these games are being run?
Did GDQ not do that?

The guy running the fucking thing said he wouldn't allow "snoozefest RPGs".

I haven't seen any yet.

Zelda's a shitty action game, not an RPG.

GDQs get a handful of games over 1 hour and only one that does any higher than 2 right before the bonus stream.

That's gay

I assumed he meant shit like Fire Emblem, where there is absolutely nothing interesting going on. Zelda games have some decent skips and shit. WW is probably the second worst for speedruns though.

twitch chat is cancer incarnate

It's a joke

you were triggered?

i hoped so, fuck poe's law

yes

what

PLAY
or
KICK CANCERS BUTT :^)
Both would have been accepted, unfortunately you are out of time.

So is there a new thread or not?
Metroid is happening in here right now.

Thread appears to be cyclical.

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They're really laying the smackdown

They actually let you disable it. Click the little gear button, there should be an option in there.

I don't really care since I watch through livestreamer.
The reason I don't watch streamers is because most of them have the chat on screen (along with the million pop ups for when anyone throws money at them)

dang unusalcook is being pretty lewd

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I like the idea of NASA but the execution is pisspoor. Maybe next time.

it seems like all the technical problems happen in 6 or more hour chunks, like all the people who actually know how to fix any of it all sleep on the same schedule.

the difference with ESA is that they have more equipment than Nasa has

I think a lot of the problems comes from the piss poor internet connect that the hotel has. I heard they basically lied about the speed.

The hotel actually lied about having internet at all, they're using wi-fi

Where's the anons that usually post in these threads? This feels a lot more dead than GDQ in this thread.

Wait waht

Does she have actual autism

Yeah, it was said in the first thread. The hotel lied about having an internet connection so they had to improvise with wi-fi, thus the shitty quality.

Damn son

Chat lusting over downs syndrome hamplanet.

We got a keeper, folks.

let me ruin that for you
twitter.com/ilikebeingsmart

There must be some kind of cosmic equation that at a certain age a girl must eat a certain amount and gain a certain weight so that she can grow big ass boobies. But it's important afterwards to STOP EATING

PIKA

PIKA

PIKA

PIKA

too bad she's ugly af

Off to a great start

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one of the couch autists was flirting with her hardcore.

it's sad to think he was that desperate for pussy. but then again he's one ugly basement dweller so maybe they're meant for each other

this is probably the most positive attention she's gotten in a while lol

It's almost a lifelike chubby Vivian
With all the disgusting aspects 3DPD brings with it.

Checking her followers, she seems alright. Doesn't seem to drink the koolaid.

Does this mean she'd freak out if they started clapping?

Never mind it's just autism.

VENOMOTH

way to go

She will certainly freak out if you make her booty clap :^)

Losing weight makes tits smaller again as well. Big tits on a skinny girl is purely genetics.

Maybe, depends on the person. I have the 'tism, I can handle clapping fine, but set of a generic alarm clock and I start twitching my head like a retard with parkinsons. And no, sensory integration problems isn't "just autism," it's the noise part of autism like you first suspected.

We are not beaten yet.

VOLTORB

I remember her having a sjw fit but maybe I'm just retarded

She flicked off a guy yesterday because he was describing how the chat kept talking about her boobies. I don't think she's chimped out yet.

Flipped off, flick off? lol

it hurts only to watch, how do these two still have their nerves intact holy shit

no, it happened years ago but again I'm retarded disregard what I said

This race is actually kinda interesting, but the game itself isn't. I too bad races in other games that are more interesting to watch can't be this close

CHARBOK

THE WORLD WILL BE MINE

twitter.com/ilikebeingsmart/status/723324930008469504

Oh Cosmo even Autism can't handle you.

Yep. She's a keeper. I'm marrying this woman.

it's Wanda you shitlord

Also
BANNED ON GDQ

I'm gonna win

daymn

chimpout incoming

I love you to….

8 fucking minutes of this.

HE'S GONNA WIN

oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THAT FUCKING LOUD AF VICTORY SCREACH

gamergirls btfo

I don't wanna sound autistic but the whole "dead silence for an hour then sudden screaming" thing this event has going on is starting to turn me off.

the good commentary to boring is a bit random, not all of them are as you describe

What?

Why can't we have these neat cheatcodes anymore

every consumer's experience must be the same. all player data must be easily tracked and analyzed in the form of achievements and ladder ranks.

Game developers just don't care.

Bullshit achievements and widespread use of the internet making such secrets quickly found.

Besides, why give the player something for beating the game when you can charge them money for dlc?

PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM COMFY

This event doesn't have a "dead silence for an hour then sudden screaming" thing but some of the speedruns do. Normally the ones that don't have a good commentator. A lot of the commentators have been pretty good imo.

Many sentences in this game are comedy gold

This nigga's WPM must be like 700.

also why is science man speedrunning shouldn't he be explaining some random facts to me

Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to imply that it plagued the whole event.
It's just that it's happened a few times today and gets me on edge because I'm on a perpetual caffeine high.

nah its more like 100

It's been so long since I've seen that cozy speedrunning beard.

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*Lightly-seasoned dish boom*

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Keyhole Investigator

I gotta download this game, it looks fun.

Dr. Comet, I'm K9.

the fastest is to get house of the dead overkill
otherwise find a copy of typing of the dead 1 & 2

That's kinda funny

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Am I making this up, or was there also a version of the game where you didn't type to shoot?

This game is some fucking brain washing shit

This basically House of the Dead, so you're not too far of the mark.

Oh right ,that game.

I remember watching a speedrun of it too, this fucking voice acting haha.

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imagine what this guy could do with his hands

the main bad guy is the head of an investment firm named Goldman. the game was practically made by Holla Forums.

Sega sure had fun coming up with these phrases. Shame that Overkill's word bank isn't as funny.

the game is on to something

That's kinda gay, tripsman.

Looks the developers were projecting.

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It feels like a spirit is manipulating this games message to the stream. 2spooky

A E S T H E T I C

>they're speedrunning a typing game
What the fuck did I miss?

Well I guess it's a speedrun, but still…

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Teen Pregnancy best vaporwave

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Just tuned in, did I miss anything good by not watching until now?

You missed a pretty good run

oh lawdy is dat sum Blank Banshee?

the pain is real

pleb tbh fam

you missed a fantastically horrible Real Motion Video mystery game with the most jackass detective ever.
It was a fun ride.

How long before this blows up and becomes just as bad as AGDQ I wonder.

what's the music that just played?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=621225124

not sure how many of the original phrases are in there, I'm about to download the game for the first time in ages

At most it'll end up controlled by GDQ, Inc. and run as a side event for 3~ years before ending while everyone that survived goes on to make another dozen one-shot online marathons and a new yearly event in their home region.

more likely to never have another NASA event because of a lack of funds. I was under the impression that most of these people participated because they didn't like GDQ.

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this almost makes me feel as weird as my mom saying I might have a little bit of the assburgers like her

those fucking socks

here, go be his boyfriend
twitter.com/Cyberdemon531/status/729256164698001408

this nigga looks like he's about to shoot up the school

He's gone all out

I find it concerning that you had that link posted in about a minute.

what is that supposed to mean?

But I'm not gay.

What the fuck is this shit.

Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

Since I'm just showing up for this… I just took a massive dump, would you say my shit was better quality than this event?

Octodad runs are actually pretty entertaining.

Depends on how nice of a shit you took.
This hasn't been a quality event, but it's certainly been fun.

Was it a post constipation shit with a texture that slightly scratched the inside of your sphincter?

I want to hope there's actually some serious tech for this game.

Yes.

How long is this event supposed to go on for?

Now that I think about it: why aren't the kids half-octopus?

I dunno. I just showed up a couple days ago because they kept fucking up and I stayed because of how much fun they were having.
I don't even watch speedruns usually.

How many times did you have to wipe?

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It's far better than GDQ has been the past couple years. None of that PC bullshit.

he killed the original dad

Just the fact that people aren't walking on eggshells has made it more enjoyable. Everything else is a bonus.

Well at least there's one runner I know the name of.
Why the fuck didn't I see him at GDQ for the last 2 years?

So did they send out invites to people like MechaRichter and the such, or did they solicit applications, or what?

Just once.

Ah, alright.

This has never happened before.

Also the suicide jokes, at least during banjo threeie

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Holy fuck you should stop watching this piece of shit event right this moment and write a diary entry and a photo of your asshole so you can remember this shit for the rest of your life. I'm getting hard just thinking about what happened to you.

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Whoa, whoa dawg… Whoa… No.

Notch should donate a million bucks to them, just to spite GDQ.

That one crazy motherfucker that triggered everyone last year with the murder/suicide jokes was fantastic. I think he ran a Jak game or something.

I need to see if I can find that shit on youtube now.

They aren't actually taking donations, they're joking.

post if you do

The Crash run you mean

They were shitting on GDQ.

DONATIONS

he was playing crash 2 or 1, you can't find the vod on *gdq

Woah, man, what's your damage?

oh yeah what happened with the stream it has shit resolution now

I mean I get that they're not doing this for "SEND DOCTORS TO GET INFECTED WITH HIV IN AFRICA" or "PUT BIGGER WARNING LABELS ON CIGARETTES!" but they should think of future endeavors.

Yeah it was Crash, god that was great.

Wasn't this crowd funded? What's keeping them from crowd-funding it every year?

I think this is a one-off.

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I regret looking for this.

What did you expect?

Why?

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What is there to regret?

or would it be extremely painful

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She's a big girl

No she's not, she's petite.

For whom?

What's to regret?

They have kids, so clearly she's lived.

For him

OH MY

see and its responses

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inb4 ouya tan pics

OUYA

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Please do not actually buy an Ouya.

Truly a man of great tastes

No it was for the OUYA planned but they turn it of.

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holy shit I fell into a coma watching this shit.
I wish I stayed in the coma and never woke up if this is my future

This looks like a really fun flash game.

Fucking lost it.

what the fuck am i watching

Why can't we just forget the Ouya and everything that came from it?

Are any of the upcoming games going to be a decent watch?

None of them are on the ouya so I guess not

It's one of those corporate made indie games designed to cheaply round out the PS4's game library. The multiplayer seems pretty fun, but whatever nonsense he's fucking with is clearly not ready for prime time.

It's not though. A guy who made browser games put it together at a game jam and eventually it came out as an Ouya exclusive. It was ported later.

MM speedruns are almost always nice.
Tony Hawk speedruns are always nice.
AE2 any% is a pretty good watch when done right.

I'm fairly certain it got moneyhatted by Sony anyways, but whatever.

Well, I fell asleep watching this, woke up, and now my stomach hurts. This game is terrible.

but muh hoop earrings

fugg, i fugged up webm

i seriously hope you dont just watch this alone in your room

I live alone and it's my day off. I can be a pathetic mess if i want.

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Why's the text all glitchy? What did the runner do? I missed it.

some glitch at the start of cloud man's fight

shit I forgot to masturbate before drinking alcohol

what is wrong with that

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if he drinks a lot, whiskeydick is a serious problem.

alcohol wrecks orgasms because it's a depressant for your nerves or something.

that explains a lot

It's not easy to get hard when you're drunk.

muh toons

Don't remember me man. I managed to be into my CEO close circle of henchmen and then we went to this stripper bar and i got drunk as fuck, then he paid a lapdance for me and the bitch stripper laughed at me because i didn't get big and she told my boss. Now i am the target of his limp dick jokes

NIGGA'S WEARING A DEATH GRIPS SHIRT

he browses half/mu/ so of course he'll spout mumemes

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idk i don't feel like its true speed running event without cringe

the best is yet to come

Hey look, this commentator is actually fun

it was a shit run the runner fucked up a combo three times

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Geez, I thought they knew what they were doing.

u fucking wot m8

boring shit

Tony Hawk run is labelled as Glover, I found out trying to watch Glover, of course.

OH SHIT WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAID THEY'RE DOING APE ESCAPE?

runner realizes his weebhood

Because ooga booga it's racist, we wuz kings and shit

treading a very very fine line

Where's this event taking place?

he made a michael jordan joke earlier

i think Chicago

It's in Addison, just outside of Chiraq. They're staying at the Hilton.

That's good. Chicago has such a fucking stranglehold on Illinois politics that everything outside of it is relatively sane while the city itself is fucked up beyond comparison.

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I stopped watching because vape kid wants to be funny and isn't.

I'm going to patent the mockball and see how the super metroid runs go

dead stream

For fucks sake.

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That's because there aren't many guests there, it's mainly runners.
Most runners there are either asleep right now or practicing their runs.

WIFI MVP

Still its pretty sad, its a good game too

I feel bad because this guy is the best commentator I've seen so far, too. He's able to keep talking about shit that's relevant to the run

Eh, more people are coming into the room now.

Kissing?
Someone get NoA a time machine so they can censor it.

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These fucking hammer bros

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Damn that's an intense game to run, those hammer bros at the end were spooky.

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Something good I can say about every run so far is that the runners actually look like they're having fun.
In GDQ they all look nervous, like they'll say something that'll get them banned. This event is way more casual and laid-back.

Oh shit, was that Peaches?

he did Typing of the Dead earlier.

Why do they keep skipping games on the schedule?

were the 2 guys on couch banned from gdq and if so what for?

OH SHIT CRASH WARPED!

ANYBODY WANNA GO TO IHOP?

Shots fired.
Casualties: Entire Twitch chatroom.

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fugg

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This event is hilarious.
How does GDQ even exist? Fuck them.

anyone know if all the runs will be on youtube after?

Oh shit, tensions are on the rise.

Because GDQ has the sheckles and banned the autism and NASA has no sheckles and lets autism flow.

I fucking love this run, they're just swearing and calling everybody autistic.

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Damn these dudes have the banter

They said they'll upload when they get a good connection.

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GDQ can burn in Hell, this is great.

Nice Run!

Good banter!

SHOTS FIRED! RIP JAPAN!

I can see why, they're actually having fun.

why are they banned?

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I love this guy

GDQ hates fun.

He got banned for having fun

Pretty much anyone from the /srg/ resident shitposting crew got banned from GDQs.

Because GDQ can't take a practical joke about bombing the hotel.

==IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!![/SPOILER]

BANNED FOR HAVING FUN AND BOMBING *GDQ, CRASH IS THE SIGN FOR EXTREME FUN FOR EVERYONE!

"I would never fuck a bandicoot."

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He's not a furry, at least.

ask.fm/SkiCrazedTeddy

Thought SkiCrazed and Kollin didn't like each other.

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he's a lier

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Someone can't handle the banter and starts sending bomb threats and is surprised when he is banned fron GDQ?

I thought it was a joke. The GDQ jews need shekels, and shekels can only be obtained from safe spaces for people's feefees, apparently.

Yet another reason to commit suicide. Boy, as if I didn't have enough.

Must just be Crash Bandicoot runners

Damn, so is that why he's been quiet this whole run and is just focused on playing the game fast?

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While I agree that GDQ is completly ruined by jews and greed, I really can't understand the train of thought that made that guy, or you, think that it is okay to start sending bomb threats. Even as a "joke". You can't do stupid shit and start yelling "it's a prank bro, it's just a prank!" and expect to avoid all consequence from your actions.

glorious

Must be because I'm not Amerifag so dumb bomb threats don't bother me.

I dunno, it might be something else too.

What the ban story tells me is that Kollin and Cyber can handle the bantz and Teddy can't.

Music?

THIS SPEECH IS MY RECITAL

Not exactly, one side knew not to take the internet seriously, the other didn't.

Embed related

This makes me want to play SSX again.

Are Americans really bothered by joke threats?

So is pokemon RS skipped for good or what?

Yes. Normalfags are extremely sensiitive.

According to the schedule it'll be after this run.

This runner's so earnest

That's stupid. Normalfags are the ones who fucking throw out death threats so casually when something inconsequential upsets them, like when the developer of Flappy Bird pulled it from the app store. That faggot got around 6 million death threats.

Thanks, I forgot to F5 the schedule

But aren't you proving that normalfags are, indeed, sensitive enough to send death threats?