List 3 reasons why you aren't playing Alienation

List 3 reasons why you aren't playing Alienation.

housemarque.com/games/alienation/

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Op here, have you played it? It's pretty entertaining. Only wish it had friendly fire like in Helldivers

Because ps4 exclusive

I only need one

That's some weak ass shilling nigga

OH YEAH NO LOCAL CO-OP, IN A FUCKING TWIN STICK SHOOTER!

Local co-op is coming out in the patch in june

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It was a pretty terrible TV show/movie in the 80s, and I have no idea why they decided to make a game about it now.

They made another top-down stick shooter?

1. its shit
2. ps4 exclusive
3. its shit

That is some nice priorities there.

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You wanted to mock me for never been able to play Bloodborn right? You motherfucker

two reasons is all I need.

Hey guys. Why can't we all just get along and team up against the mobile gamers.

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How about you stop your blatant shilling and fuck off?

Check'em

a real gamer plays on all consoles, not just PC.

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A true scotsman doesn't bump a shitty ps4 exclusive shilling thread.

Good thing I'm not a Scotsman

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What does terveisin mean anyway?

1)I just started a dorf fortress
2)I just started a character in Battlespire
3)I have a campaign in Rome: Total War that I've been playing since February

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1. Never heard of it
2. I have other games to play
3. I have to work in three hours

Oh I.r.a jokes are never funny