"I'm a faggot who can't play games. Please rape my face"

No, the point of reviews is you're a mindless plebeian who cant or won't form your own opinions, so you have to defer to "professional" opinion-havers to tell you what to feel about product X.

People being better than other people at things is pretty toxic when your worldview states that everyone is equal, I mean it's living proof that the ideology you subscribe to is BS, so of course they're very hostile towards those who have gotten good.

Next up, you don't need a tongue to be a food critic, and, so what if I'm blind, I can still critique this cinematography.

Please, no, our board already has too many dumbasses on it.

I never liked DOOM, I remember the first time I saw someone play it, some dork on a laptop way back in the mid to late 90s in study hall. I didn't like FPS then and still don't like 'em now almost two decades later.

No, that requires self-awareness which these faggots clearly do not possess or they'd be working real jobs instead of being social parasites for a living.

It's called nepotism and cronyism and its rife in the Jew-dominated publishing, journalism and entertainment industries. These little faggy shit reviewers are related to someone or are friends with someone who is related to someone who puts the money in these publications or they're considered good little ideological soldiers who won't question, they'll follow their orders and write crap articles to push their leftism into vidya culture.

Why the hell do I want some regular jackass who thinks he writes well telling me about their experience playing a game? That's what Holla Forums is for. I want people who are somewhat expert on game design telling me why a game is a worthwhile purchase from a technical standpoint, not some literal whore telling me SPEND LOTS OF MONEY ON THIS THING I HAD FUN PLAYING BECAUSE I WAS PAID TO HAVE FUN PLAYING IT.

That's what you tell yourself to feel superior to others, but in fact, there are agendas at work that created the mess we have today so as to weaken national sovereignties and roll out one world governance and one world currency. People with power want to have a totally controlled and predictable world and are going all out to achieve it. Dismissig it as conspiracy theory and the result of incompetence and stupidity only serves to make you feel superior while simultaneously letting your guard down and making you more vulnerable to it.

Politician create issues and problems and publicize them relentlessly to try and gt the public to agree to "solutions" to these engineered issues. Politicians don't hide issues and problems.

All it takes is a few people placed in news agencies, and the CIA has had agents embedded in media companies since the 40s.