North American Speedrunner Assembly

you need to go back

It turned into a political correctness venue where they banned all the talented runners for wrong thing, only leaving lets players and land whales.

Its shit.

1 hour 38 minutes

NASA already has a thread:
This one has a better OP though. Should we stay here?

What a boatload of bullshit

include this next op for people who have trouble with stream
docs.livestreamer.io/install.html
livestreamer twitch.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly source
livestreamer --player mpv twitch.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly source

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Stay here. The other one is already pretty old.

How do I use this thing?

>>>/cringe/

I did check before hand if they was a new thread; I didn't see it, but it don't matter now.

Anything on the Schedule you guys looking forward too?…

I am surprised they is no Donkey Kong Country, Super Metroid, Super Mario 64 or Megaman X or OoT.

Berenstain Bears: Camping Adventure
Ape Escape 2, Crash, and Link's Awakening

Quake, Metal Slug, Doom II. And I want to see what the DMC3 and God Hand runs are about.

for windows
install it first
then run the batch file
it should run a command line box
then you shitpostlivestreamer twitch.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly source

otherwise read

For the first day, from Cave Story to God Hand. After that, Cool Spot on the second day because muh childhood, then from Pokemon Puzzle League to Link's Awakening DX. I'll see after that, depending of my health.

I can't do it fam. Is it because the stream is still offline?

yeah its offline, try another stream on twitch/hitbox to test it.

Question 1: Are they social justice faggots?
Question 2: Are they fucking liberals?

No
No idea

qeq

Alright, I'll check it out, then.

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If you let the enemy into your house, you deserve the dick up your ass you're about to get, user.

It's an accurate representation of North American people

Come on now, at least they are not Europe.

Or Africa

Well shit. Stuff in white is what I wrote on the configuration file, rest is what appears for a second before closing. Made sure the stream is live too.

remove the configuration

The only difference is that one of the groups of brown people wears curtains and bin bags.

IT LIVES
THE CRAZED PROGRAM IS PLAYING ASSFAGGOTS THOUGH, I WILL TAME IT FURTHER
Thanks user

That and our governors are telling king nigger to fuck off with his rapefugees. Hell, the east coast is outright refusing to house any of them while the mid west has people scribbling on rapefugee house walls to leave the country. The western world is pretty cucked but the EU is the leader of that shit.

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Seems about right.

Why doesn't he fuck off and participate in the Israeli speed runners assembly? Oh wait.

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infinity.moe/
Here's a link to the Holla Forums streaming site. It's under featured streams.

It's not like he controls any banks

There's a difference between roaches and cockroach overlords

Worst case scenario, he starts looking in the couch for change when nobody looks

You do realize that there's two britbong runners right at the start, right? Pretty sure it's just called NA because of where it takes place (as opposed to ESA).

I know you know. I just wanted to kill your fun.

I'll send you to Christmas Island if you ruin my fun again.

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we be starting in 15 minutes!

5 More Minutes!

You lied to me. You lied to all of us.

AAAAAAND we're still offline
Thanks Naegleria

I hope it starts up soon, then.

I am surprised they are even delays.

As long as it stays offline this will be the best marathon ever.

Did they wait until starting time to test the stream or something?

I believed in you user, and you let me down

They could have beaten Morrowind 5 times in the time this stream has been offline.

Just get up again.

wew

Are you fucking kidding me?

twitter.com/Cyberdemon531/status/733314737363144704

Imagine getting people from around the globe to join in your charity vidya stream and then finding out on the day that you have no way of streaming it.

I thought this wasn't for a charity.

BRAVO
BRAVO
BRAVO

Already a fucking success.

How amateurish can you get? They didn't think check if they had internet access before? They assumed that they have because someone at venue told that they should have?

They should speedrun a lawsuit.

NASA: THE DASHCON OF GAMING

Yes or no, Holla Forums?

Give them within the hour.

If not, this was a fucking failure.

Well I assume he's got to have a backup plan somewhere. Don't fucking tell me he knew the stream wasn't going to work 10 hours ago and he never told anyone.

Apparently they were supposed to have internet this morning, but only an hour to set up.

Now what, user?

I think that something as crucial as internet connection should've been secured a lot earlier.

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Wasn't there already a NASA thread up for several days?

WIFI INTERNET

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Couldn't they use a 4G modem?

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WI-FI TO STREAM SPEEDRUNS

The stream quality will be top-notch.

What's the worse that can happen?

At least I have ESA.

Halfway through they'll be robbed because they're in Chicago, Illinois.

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I'd have thought they'd select the location specifically for having a high upload speed.

Fucking speedrunners, man.

The worse that can happen is we get to laugh at the whole situation.

Except for OP. He was actually very excited about this.

I was genuinely excited about this

However I am starting to get genuinely pissed off

Which games, when and youtube link where?
Otherwise I'm not interested.

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When is ESA?

This certainly went downhill fast

They're blind runs, no video, no sound, final destination.

TOP WEW

you could say it was a world record

THEY SPEED RAN THEIR CAREERS INTO THE GROUND

How is it that brony conventions can have this shit figured out, but something as big as this cannot?

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Like two months.

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I thought this was supposed to start an hour ago.

How do you fuck up this badly?

Can't you read the thread?

Hotel lied about having internet.

twitter.com/Cyberdemon531/status/733323658932965376
is it happening?

Apparently the hotel bullshitted them about having internet, so they're not able to stream.

My bad, I'm reading it now.

They can always steal internet from IHOP.

WOW, WHY ARE YOU DOXING THEM!

Yeah, keep blaming the hotel.

m-muh contract

By the way, this is Addison and not Chicago. They won't be robbed.

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well, its an hour late now. I don't know how much longer I am going to wait for. this feels like an utter failure

Have they even started playing?

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They're playing Dark Souls now. Just no stream.

Apparently.

I guess this must be kind of embarrassing, was there even much of an in-person crowd?

GEE, YOU THINK?

Jesus fucking Christ. This is what we're getting?

You know whats horrible?

This will only legitimize GDQ even more so

the bants will destroy them.

It's a screenshot speedrun.

maybe we get video uploads after the fact

Is this hotel owner even fucking American?

this smells like beans form a mile away.

Can the hotel get into legal trouble for false advertising? Why are they still paying the hotel for the event?

Hey guys, I smelt the sweet odor of failure and bantz.
What's going on in this thread?

i don't even

Failure, absolute failure.
twitter.com/Cyberdemon531/status/733314737363144704

Please be true holy shit this is so bad

Expect to see Dashcon levels of failure if that happens.

I am surprised Cyber Demon is acting as smug as he is.

The bants will destroy his credibility.

Does this mean someone advertised a group discount under their name rather than a company name?

He didn't make a new credit card for this? Won't most people pay him back like any other transaction?

D E B T

E

B

T

How does this happen?

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Still better then SGDQ/AGDQ.

chicago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This should be stickied.

thats true, actually

This is now far more enjoyable than watching autists go fast

I agree, this is either really funny or really pathetic. I was game for a speedrun marathon but man if that doesn't happen due to incompetence this is funny as fuck.

this is too meta for me they're trying to speedrun the speedrun event

I bet Mike "The Shekel Swiping Kike" Uyama had something to do with this.

Given how much of a technical shitfest GDQ is even with all of Uyama's jew gold this kind of thing isn't surprising.

>there's no internet to turn on
wat

Do you guys want a sticky for a couple hours? I was gonna sticky it when it starts, but this is pretty funny too.

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Yes, OP here; Immortalize their failure

do it

Disasters like this are few and far between, yeah. Do it.

activate it

At this point I wouldn't be surprised.

you'd be waiting awhile

and people shitted on ESA

guess muricans are the real shitters afterall

FINALLY

IT LIVES

OH SHIT ITS UP NIGGERS

ITS STAAARTING

The Hot Pockets blessed us!

It's back

IT BEGINS, HOLY SHIT!

It is UP

1 hour 40 minutes behind schedule. Good job.

ITS LIVE, infinity.moe get in here with fellow anons!

Well fuck me, I didn't expect them to get it going this soon. Good for them.

The mods here sticky the worst shit.

Get fucked, nigger.

There's like 8 - 9 people there…

What is this? Call somebody.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Oh you.

Because we needed 50+ threads cycling through the board over the next week about this?

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I mean in the beginning it could have been a good thing. I'd love to see GDQ face some actual competition, however small. Stickying it because "le so cringe they were lied to xD" is retarded though.

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SILKY SMOOTH 12FPS

looks fine on livestreamer

Is there a GDQ for score runs?

How long is a Dark Souls speedrun anyway?

LOOKS NICE

1:40, more or less.

CINEMATIC FPS

Our stream site has everything set up if you memers want to join us.

I just come here to hate everything.

Nobody shat on ESA, user. It's a great event, everybody was just hoping there'd be another non-GDQ speedrunning marathon.

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Link?

infinity.moe

It's in the featured streams tab

Infinity.moe

there was some shitting due to their steam problems as I remember, nothing serious though

stream*
fuck

The stream isn't even active yet, though.

It was just banter, anyone that isn't a total pussy shouldn't be bothered by it.

why does the most autistic form of gaming get a sticky?

So you got pissed off by basic banter?
Dude, even the people at these events joke around when they go through technical difficulties.

Read the thread.

It is active mate

dude that was just banter on my part too

I didnt mind it

fug
I'd use the site if not for the fact it never fucking works for me, the streams never load.

Alright, so the stream is back up.
twitch.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly

Do try to keep up.

A bunch of autismo (10), (20) anons keep posting attempting to get this shitfest some people watching it?

nah m8. fags be stickying everything left and right.

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Are you selecting the NASA stream under the featured stream tab?

It only loaded for me now because I have third-world internet

It was mostly people mocking it because it went offline for over an hour.

Fuck off, then.

Are they using wireless?

Yes

Yes. Their hotel can't into wired internet

They've scheduled some pretty great games. Good to see they're not being dicks with what they accepted.

ded

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RIP

Everybody 's busy watching the stream. Which takes a while, because we have to wait for the postcards with the frames on them.

How did they fuck up the magic system so much for DS3? Look at this shit, it works just fine, just lower the damage a tad and it's dandy.

I just noticed something.
Nobody has clapped.

probably because there's like 5 people in the room

Was there anything noteworthy?

There is basically no audience for this.

THEY ARE DOING IT FOR FREE!

This is good.

its fucking great

greetings from germany

It's weird to watch a speedrun with no random faggots send messages with their homeland, like they're fucking important.

greetings from the netherlands

#Rip_Iwata, it's important because my second aunt from my mother seventh mariage had cancer once.

That didn't stop people before.

From is incompetent as fuck

The run is going pretty well. At a GDQ there would have been clapping at many points already. The lack of audience and donations kind of kills that though, which is nice.

Long time watcher, first time donator, let's kick cancer's butt!

Greetings from Germany, I'm watching with my wife's son who has cancer. Shout outs to refugees! Save the frames and kill the animals!!

KILL THE ANIMALS

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It is weird.

As-salāmu ʿalaykum from Germany either way.

Emoticons were a mistake.

They're emojis fam 😂👌

Better then AGDQ, lots of information instead of LETS BEAT CANCER LOL".

did hotwheels finish his emoji language yet?
will he before he dies? ;_;

🔯 🇺🇸

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✡🔫☠😌

But where is the furry and the BR with 140 ping?

Oh, it's the Shazbowl all over again.

Competent improv beats careful planning.

Don't ban me for this I'm testing for codemonkey

it's lit fam

I still remember back when spamming this shit killed browsers.

What the fuck, why it's fucking shithole country that plays nothing but priated ps2 games and fucking king of fighter.
Why does Canada get the complete flag and Mexico get the fucking center and leave america as a fraction?
fucking anti-white bullshit.

Is Canada not white?

D E D

We gotta find out how much this site can take fam prepare niqqa 😂👌

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Go to >>>/test/ for this.

no I'm an admin niqqa imma ban u 😂💯

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Should've fixed post filtering so I wouldn't have to put up with this shit.

wew

what does a dragon smell like, guys?

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No.

That guy on the sofa needs to stop

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

MAKE SPEED RUNNING GREAT AGAIN

haha :)

I just woke up, where's my niggas from the AGDQ 2016 thread at?

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ded

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literally here

What's happening nigga. This has been a lot better than AGDQ. No ads, shitty messages, just a bunch of guys having fun on stream

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AGDQ 16 was boring as hell.
The best part was the pinball stream.

CAN'T STUMP HIM

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The pinball stream and the threads we were having about AGDQ were the best parts.

it's so nice hearing cursing and unregulated speach in a livestream event

gdq never ever

You are basically an anti-white shitposter with your shitposting Holla Forumstard.

these questions man

This is already better then AGDQ. People with a sense humor/actually being able to swear

How many Intelligence points does he have?

50+. Don't remember the exact number. No more than 56 though.

this fucking bantz

I love it

52.

I want to cum on her eyebrows.

Mods, can you not sticky the next thread?
Stickies attract autism that's even more severe than the speedrunners themselves.

yeah

stream quality a shit but shit happens
wasnt (apparently) their fault if hotel lied about their internet capabilities

something going wrong seems kinda the rule for first time events anyway

would be cool if they could whip out better alternative to their current net at some point though

whiter than the United States of Mexico

also

Its a strange kind of feeling. I didn't think this would of gotten lots of interest

There was a lot of interest after the last gdq was a shitshow.

It's probably because everyone's tired of how dry AGDQ is. Guys at NASA are pretty chill

this shit is unwatchable even in the worst quality

RIP fluffy tail.

runs perfectly for me, and usually Twitch is a pain in the ass

wrong

Weren't planning to. It was just for a few hours, when this guy ends his run, we'll unsticky it.

The last like 3 years have been awful, it's not a new thing. About time anything at all cropped up that can compare to how it was before Jewyama completely sold out and the SJWs came in droves.

Yeah, surprising.
Pretty much no one here cared about it last year.

Not really here, because the stream might actually be interesting this time.

Funny, that's everyone's opinion of you

[spoiler]I still love games done quick[, I think it's tons of fun/spoiler]

This was originally stickied because they didn't have internet access and it was funny.

MAGA hat confirmed on couch.

Nevermind, restarded livestreamer and it suddenly runs smoothly. Go figure. what's the difference between best/worst and source?

and I fucked this shit up, bully me

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if you want a name, go to a forum
the virtue of a place like this is specifically that you don't need a name

newfag

kill yourself a million times mate

None, as long as the source is as shit as it is right now.

I always knew the frenchfag was still a half-channer at heart.

hope that teached you the lesson to not bully others!

Hi, I'm Val

I'm a useless faggot who ruins projects

It's funny hearing a live setup.

Frenchies would know about getting cucked.

dubs for truth

You're a cancerous, needlessly smug namefag that fucked the musical up who has been here for how long now and you still don't use the double asterisk method? Just stop posting already, seriously.

If It Aint Black, I can't Jack it.

JE SUIS MONTE
HON HON HON
PARDON

Wew.

What's the deal with french IG users? I've only played online with friends.

Yeah, what'd I miss?

Should this thread be cycled?
It was unstickied. How long will this event last?

They Hon Were Hon Setting Hon Up Hon

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Three days.

Read the schedule in the OP

WHY DID YOU SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN ONE

this sure is tons of fun

silky smooth 3fps

Are they buying equipment during the marathon?

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Is anyone associated with the event actually in this thread?

suddenly noise marines

Fucking hell my ears

truly shazbot-tier preparations

My God, my ears. Call a doctor.

MAGA hat on couch confirmed? This is infinity times better than shit GDQ

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1 frame per 3 seconds.

I can only hear them talking but there's no image.

SILKY SMOOH FRAME PER SECOND @ 144p

Kinda like french DRGs
They have pointy sticks, like to jump, and always end dying.

rad dood

EMOTICONS ARE THE SAME THING AS REACTION IMAGES! :3

Is there a new thread up?

Great stuff.

Hotel fucked up so they had to stream via wireless.

Will they get some kind of cash apology?

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they are using wifi of nearby cafe or something atm afaik

Make Speedrunning Great Again

They are allowed to show American flags in a stream? SHUT IT DOWN!

these bants

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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this is fucking great, even though in 10 fps still way better than recent GDQs

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LISTENING TO THIS STREAM MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M REALLY MAX

loving this shit

I'm dying

ебанат сука

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Like three runs in and this is a hundred times better than AGDQ.

:^)

mildly dissapointed

that's the worst part

you're not aroused by the unsheathed dick of tiny woodland mammals? what sort of sicko are you

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They're gonna be mocking GDQ a lot over the week.

Yeah this stream is actually legit fun. Annoyed now that I'm gonna miss most of Sunday

heh

love

im hoping loli weaboo faggot comes around

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HAHA TIME FOR MY CHILDHOOD

That couch.

Right? It's like they want to eat literal garbage.

I wanna fug clownpiece

Please keep your autism contained to the Doom threads.

time for Zelda 4

NuDoomshills at their finest. Their general is filled of shit, any non-general is filled of porn, so they try to fit everywhere else so they can sell their shit

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I'm pretty sure those red hats are Make America Great Again hats.

So, the shills are the one crying that the new game is shit?

I just beat it two days ago and I loved it.

stupid sexy fairy

They are.
Someone has a Trump shirt, too.

It seems like a pretty fun game, honestly. If a little simplistic for 60 burgerbucks

They are. I believe at AGDQ someone got really triggered over one of the runners wearing one.

Probably. They've talked about Trump.

Best part of it is the campaign, honestly. The multiplayer is garbage and SnapMap, for all the other things wrong with it, is sorely lacking in fun content for the time being.

Kinda hoping to fix this by making some simple, fun, Survival arenas, and maybe a DM/CTF map or two, but I doubt they'll get featured. I already have one map that's almost ready to publish and another map I'm still working on.

Some marxist piece of shit.
But he got MAGA'd mid speech.

Shout outs to NASA. :^)

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take it somewhere else buddy

Great stream.

LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT

wew

MY BOY FARAGE

are these guys all from Holla Forums?

noice

Wew lad.

I fucking love this entire stream

no, but no one here gives a fuck about your opinion on x y or z new release whether positive or negative

take it somewhere else

We AWOOOO now.

How was the Max Payne 2 run?

Quicksaves/10

Painfully brief discussion popped up and died out, simple as that.

Stop being triggered.

Was okay, too much quicksaving but to be fair they were tricky skips

Enjoyable, but

So how often do they stream old Jap games at these sorts of events? This is really interesting.

I failed all of those.
What the hell.

epic, sorry for interrupting your blogging

I'm tired of political shit.

quality programming

This is actually kinda boring

You should be, faggot.

FUCK THAT BUNNY
FUCK THIS
FUCK YOU

Trump rally in 30 minutes. :^)

They're effectively shitposting. Some of them aren't even American.

I'm not a dog person

does kyouko qualify as dog?

I'm hoping for a Hillary joke before the game ends.

Fuck off, Chen.

0/10

This stream is fucking great.

I want to MAGA just as much as anybody and even I think there's too much Trump spam in the stream.

I would say RIP AGDQ, but I'd rather it rot in hell.

half monkey echo dogs are A-OK

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glorious

And the plot twist is that the entire adventure ends in a retcon where the monsters did not exist in the first place.

The Mystery of the Druids ain't got shit on this

Did sound fuck up a bit for anyone else

ded

I need to make dinner but I don't want to miss Quake

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BUT WHY

It keeps happening.

So apparently the hotel ran out of bandwith

jewyama shut us down

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Just when things were going well.

How the fuck does a hotel operate like this?

Does this mean they're gonna have to go to IHOP?

I honestly hope they get sued for outright fucking lying.

Source?

fuck

got proof, or link to where they are talking about it?

WE PERISCOPE NOW
periscope.tv/CruelFancyBaron/1ypKdMePPVQGW

Quality on shitty phone stream is x10 the original stream.

my fucking sides

Post the name of this shit hotel and spam that shit on the internet or something

Periscope doesn't work for me; whats going on?

This is just fucking mind blowing. How does this hotel even exist?

FUCK THIS SHIT

I WANNA WATCH THAT SCRAWNY FUCKER PLAY QUAKE

Same.

What kind of shit do I need to enable to see what's on it?

its down now too

Refresh, it works

Those aren't autism shoes

What a clusterfuck.

That singing, what a beautiful voice

it keeps getting better does it

RIP

goddamnit

Oh, allow mxpnl.com in noscript, then temp allow everything, then wait for ages.

Well fuck, this stream was too good to be true

nvm, just refresh again, its working

Someone post when the stream is back up, I just wanted some Quake damnit

In itself, this stream is amazing. Despite the odds stacking against them, not only they keep finding new ways to stream, but they seem to have lots of fun doing so.

And only for that, it's worth watching.

STREAM'S UP

Oh shit we 60 fps now

Oh shit it's alive.

THANKS user
It's no longer as potato as it was, as well

IT LIVES

WE GOT SOURCE QUALITY LADS

These guys are having fun, and that means I'm having fun.

We back in business, boys.

thanks fellas

A-at least this is just the start, right guys?

Did he just say "it's lit"?

Death Trips?

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He said "It's lit, or something"

I heard a high-pitch laugh, is Blueglass here?

If only we were so blessed.

FUCKINGGGG

Can some one make a new thread now?

Still on page 9. Need four more pages to go.

Thank god they finally fixed the stream.
Quake runs are a thing of beauty.

That actually made me laugh

They did? It still staggers on my end.

Got to refresh if it staggers. That happens to me in livestream sometimes.

This unorganized desktop is triggering me

Them scrollbars are triggering me.

T-thanks.

me damn too

at least I got to see Quake

The speedruns are preparing, please wait warmly~

What does that even mean?

It's text that appears on 2hu loading screens

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Tech issues asside, been a good stream so far.

It's a loading screen thing from Touhou. Lurk moar

I don't play those games. Neither do the fans, honestly

Hey, don't lump me with those faggot ass secondaries! I-I can beat 2hus in lunatic, you know!

ey fuck you m8 I don't have to play the games to post chen

whatever makes you feel less new buddy

which one of you did this?

OH SHIT THEY'RE PLAYING THE GAME

Is the audio out of sync for anyone else?

What happened?

murrica

That ended suddenly.

They really need to get the audio levels sorted, I couldn't hear a single thing the runner said over his gunshots

ESA was a lot better

Taking bets on how long this setup will be. I'm going for 20 min

NA IS SHIT

What do?

Finish the second half of your blink cycle.

What's a blink cycle?

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I'd rather the couch be empty over a bunch of goobers who clearly don't even want to be there. Shame

not breaking specific blinking animation breakpoint with agility

Fuck

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ARE WE BACK?

what

>guy is boring as fuck
I'm glad this is informative, but where are the commentators?

Being absolutely American on the couch.

Wait, is that a girl?

Fucking christ are they still having net issues?

even ESA wasn't this bad

rip

It's back up

Holy shit, I thought that was a joke.
What the fuck?

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NOTE: 13 HOURS WITHOUT CUTSCENE SKIPPING

Very large estimate, an half decent run shouldn't be more than 6:30

SHOULDN'T BE MORE THAN 7 HOURS, SEVEN H O U R S

That's pretty fast, man.

If I remember right at-least one of those is purely grinding though.

WAKE ME UP
when it's over

Is that the baiten kaitos 100% run?

Ya.

SEVEN HOURS TO GO

You're telling me Baten Kaitos takes 340 hours to be 100%'d…if you're speedrunning?

I dont recall the details but its to do with in game time needing to be passed for certain items to be acquirable. IIRC for most of that you just leave the game ticking over and go speedmeme other games.

>viewer count has gone up

Oh, I think I can just ignore those when I play through it then. Gotta hate those time-related item unlocks (I'm looking at you, FFIX)

I'm trying to stay interested but I never liked FF.

There is a card that requires some silly amount of time to transform into the sound menu, among other things.
Baten Kaitos is incredibly autistic to 100%.

It's time for a new thread, guys. Page 13 is here.

C H O K E

why do people run for 5+ hours. there should be a limit.

Because they need something to fill the time while niggas are sleeping