Star VS the forces of evil

Show is back with new episodes for the next 2 weeks. Today's new episode here:

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Here we go boys and girls.

I still find amusing how a simple parody of the Bella and the Bulldogs meme exploded in such negative way.

idk man, KND was shit for the first two season and didn't got gud until the second half of the third.

J U S T

Besides the cuckqueen meme i know nothing about this show…
..but this amount of bullying is starts to be unsettling!

The first season is kinda weak, in fact pretty weak.
The second season fixes most of the issues from season 1, but the main problem is that Star's character arc is really badly paced like I know her character progression is supposed to be gradual but there's some spaztic directing up there. Also, some faggot from the team inserted some fags kissing in the background which is mildly annoying. at best.
Third season started mixed already, is kinda daring and progresses much more focused than before but is a little rushed

I like how River acknowledges Marco as the non-threat he is like: "I could kill this little faggot any moment now."

I would watch a full porn parody comic on that first strip.

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Thanks, so if i understand it well, then mst of the cuck-memes came from the main character (writers) incompetence to "grown" and make move toward the love-interest? Ergo nearly zero character development?
in that case this will only lead to a bullshit deus ex machina to solve every wasted time in the finale. Or in other words: an utter shit and illogical finale

Is not that there's a lack of character development or it is slow is just that the directing is very spastic.
i.e. In a certain episode Star learns the lesson of not being such a Manic Pixie Dream Girl after this attitude is surprisingly acknowledged to have created much of the bad stuff that happened in season 1, this being Star is expected to take a couple episodes before it gets through her skull, but instead of being gradual, since we know Star is not the brightest bulb in the room, the series keeps on acting like if such lesson had never even happened for 4 episodes or so until at the fifth one Star has not only acknowledges to have learned the lesson but has done has characteristics fitting for it, looking entirely out of character for a moment.
I blame this on not knowing how to sync up episodic and plot episodes.
Is very weird because, besides that glaring defect, the series is actually pretty entertaining.

god fucking damn it its like adventure time all over again

This is nowhere NEAR to how bad Adventure Time got with this relationship drama, but it's still pretty retarded

Reminds me of this.
This just in: I can't find it. It's a made-up story where an user cucks some landwhale for her grandma.

>>>/cuckquean/

You forgot to post the epilogue of Friendship Thursday

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Kek.

btw, is obvious this tumblrina is just mentioning because of Drumpf!!! by shoehorning Toffee as a dictator, a thing he is not, but that's an interesting difference nonetheless.

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Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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DUDE THAT'S NOT COOL, WOAH
8CH DOES NOT CONDONE PEDOPHILIA

But does like it.

Is it just me or did porn of this show get way worse this last year or so? Only reason I even bother coming into these threads.

schizoid crazy bitch detected

But user, Star is 14. That's prime age.

imagine the sounds she'd make while gagging on a cock.

Looks like now that the Loud House got btfo everyone's coming here.

YOU LITTLE C-WORD

There's a thread on >>>/rule34/ about it

YOU CUNTS !

Checked

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There's even a better version

Yep.

Isn't the show still ongoing?

Too young tbh.

I am too far gone to feel any guilt over enjoying this, to be honest.

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DELETE THIS!

It's nowhere near the levels of cuckoldry that AT have, it's in the same level as Regular Show.

What is this shit cartoon?

Upcoming episodes:

Star and Tom's relationship is put to the test when Tom decides to get rid of his demons. Marco decides to put in a full effort to living life in the present on Earth.

Marco returns to Mewni, but questions whether he should have returned at all. Star and Marco prepare for the Midnight Warrior Blowout Sale at Quest Buy.

A surprise visitor pressures Marco to reveal Turdina’s true identity. Star goes out into the field to understand why Mewmans treat Monsters unfairly.

Kelly breaks up with her boyfriend and Marco questions his friendship with Star. Star discovers she travels through multiple dimensions in her dreams.

Star urges the royal youth of Mewni to sign a petition calling for the equal treatment of Monsters. Star is thrilled when Ponyhead invites her to dinner with her sisters.

Star learns that Marco and Hekapoo have been dealing with rogue interdimensional portals. Star’s sleep-portaling becomes a danger, and she decides to put a stop to it.

All the youth of Mewni gather at the ancient Monster Temple to celebrate a new era of Monsters and Mewmans living together in peace, until guests start disappearing!

Nefcy said we'll be seeing Future Marco again, so I hope Nightlife has another scene of Star getting wet over grown up Marco.

Svtfoe pr0n parody ~ Milfy MOON does MARCO knowing STAR can see it…

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Because they weren't. They were just chilling around until the mewmans came.
Now this doesn't excuses the awful actions some monsters have done and the series has noted that, if we remember Star flat-out disintegrated Toffee without remorse or care for his life leaving him just inches away from death, neither was Ludo properly redeemed, ever.
In fact the only reason the monsters are treated so badly is because Toffee killed Moon's mom, otherwise they were ready to sign a peace treaty.

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Why do you support mainstream media?

This show is fucking boring, no wonder people get into the cuckqueen shit basically nothing happens before that, it`s like a sitcom with unrelated plotlines and once in a blue moon episode that expand on the world building, the only good part of the show.

Overall plot development is almost non existing, the authors just cram everything at season finale or near it and call it a day.

I haven't watched mainstream media in years. When you only feel disappointment, frustration, and jadedness, unless you're a masochist, why keep subjecting your soul to that? I don't even have a Netflix subscription, because it's economically impossible for it to make shows worth a damn, as demonstrated by Big Mouth.

I'm talking to people who watch the show.

I get the impression that the Monster Bash will turn out to be a failure. This episode is the midseason finale, and it's been confirmed that there is going to be a season 4, so I think it's way too soon for the Mewman-Monster thing to be resolved.

Whoever/whatever is kidnapping the guests is probably doing it so the Mews and monsters will blame and attack one another, because they have some stake in keeping the conflict going.

I hope we find out more about that treaty. If half the army was willing to support Toffee and betray their king, the treaty was either going to have crappy terms for them, or Toffee was able to exploit the distrust the monsters had had for the Mewmen (the show and book implies they've been in conflict for multiple generations.)

In the book, there is a Mewman/Monster Accord mentioned, but this is probably not the same as the peace treaty and came with harshy conditions, since Moon was pissed about Toffee killing her mom.

Well kikeflix invest most of the income on real life shit like the defenders or the doovers
some are fine like specter or first season of stranger thingssome are fucking shit like big mouth and babysitter

This is pretty much every cartoon now, which wouldn't be a problem in the veneer of continuity wasn't so widely lauded and considered the reason to watch these shows.

>>>/4chan/

Outlaw star did it first

t. Louis CK

Bigamy is sin, user.

lol damage control

Also,
Absolute garbage propaganda. It cannot be discussed without this being brought up.

lol who are you replying to user?

An anonymous poster on the internet.

She deserves it considering how annoying she is. And the fact that she kept getting away with everything in the earlier episodes.

I'd rather nobody got cucked at all, nigger.

t. Holla Forums

>They all act like it didn't matter maybe a plot point later but still
So far, it have been shit. At least Tom's mom is cute.

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Muchas gracias.

noice

Who made this demon lady cry?

So what is this shit? Some kind of genderswapped Adventure Time?

Pride cometh before the cuck marco.

#FEELS

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She cried out of joy. Also, Eclipsa is a qt, and what a fucking pointless episode.

They seemed pretty normal. Jackie is too cool for shit drama. But I do admit that's pretty sad. Also, fuck you for that hashtag.

Yes!!
Fuck you too!

Fucking kill yourself

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Why is that spade so smug?

Because she is not a cuckquean

whats wrong with racemixing?

I SWEAR TO GOD
This season is a mistake.

What happened?
With best girl do you mean Jackie?

>First half is Star going back with Tom
>Second half is Marco breaking up with Jackie
There's no way to be any more mad than this.

So did Jackie turn out to be a mermaid, or was that just fan speculation?

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Just fan speculation.

Not even. Take a look at these leaked subs: pastebin.com/6pzpxuzP
This isn't funny anymore.

I honestly don't know which approach are they going for at all, I know they're moving towards something but I don't know what, again the directing is so fucking spastic.

Man, >>>/cuckquean/ is really not going to like this

I'm starting to get sick of relationship drama in every show. Mostly because no one seems to know how to do it right.

My problem is not the relationships themselves, but how stupid the direction is going to. A love triangle and a resolution between Star, Jackie and Marco is the most logical thing. But instead they ditched Jackie, for what? So Star can be back with fucking Tom, and all the implications behind that.
I swear to god.

Just you wait fucknugget it's either gonna end with Tom meeting Jackie or Janna, which would actually make a lot more sense.

Fuck this show

I heard Fat and Funny Accent came back. Are they still as shit as they were before?

yep

So Marco is now the Cuck and even more a pussy whipped cuck? Pathetic

t. jew

EVERYTHING

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RIP in peace Glossaryck

Stop being gay

So they spend most of the second season focusing on Marco finally growing a pair and telling Jackie how he feels and having the two finally become a couple, only to have all of that undone in a single episode!

And now instead of a Jackie/Star/Marco love triangle we're getting a Tom/Star/Marco love triangle. Calling it right now, Star will get back together with Tom and Marco is gonna be the jealous one. Because we need to hammer it into the viewer's skulls that Star and Marco really like each other. God, the writers dropped the ball hard this season. Also calling it right now, Tom and Jackie are gonna become a thing when Marco and Star finally hook up.

Ignore him, he's a faggot.

Oh God.


Look at all these faggots.

Also miscegenation is a personal choice and I'm condoning or condemning it.

Ah the old, “I don’t want to provide any counterpoints so I’ll just post this one image that paints your ideology in an unflattering light with the subtle implication that you look like the subject of this comic”
And people say that Holla Forumsmblr was left behind on Halfchan?

You know there's an embed box on the options, right ?
Good shit btw

I think this is very suitable atm.

Completely slipped my mind.

You should.

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I hate them both at this point. I want a show exclusively about Jackie doing XTREME tricks and eating pizza.

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Now we are talking

Fuck I meant NOT condoning or condemning it you pozzed stormcuck.

You have something. Go pitch it to netflix before it is too late.

Golly gee good sir, your witty comic has enlightened me. Were would the world be today without enlightened centrists? :,)

I just finished watching the latest episodes fuck this shit I mad

Why

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>>>/cuckchan/

The shitting all over Marco in the last few episodes and him and Jackie breaking up.
"River did you tell him he could be a knight?" Bitch you were five feet away when he did that and the fuck river you didn't give Marco anything of importance but a literal meat blanket and made him think it was a big deal? Hell that whole bit leading up to it before where he started acting super retarded over a cape felt out of character considering he's way more mature than Star at this point.
Although I did get a laugh that Star basically forced Marco to be the laundry washer after he showed up.
"Oh hey Marco you're Mexican or something right? Get in the back and get working."

We're going to get 2 more seasons with Tom with Star and then she'll break up with him and get with Marco in the season finale.

*series

Tell me about Higgs why is she best girl right now?

Magic aryan-princess ruined by exposure to a shitskin.

She is cool and cute, but nowhere near Jackie level of cool and cute. I love tomboys, but Jackie attitude and body simply can't be topped, not to mention that Higgs was a fucking backstabbing bitch. I hope we don't see her anymore. Best case scenario, she is just added to "Star the cucked" Marco's harem

Honestly I'd be fine with this, I used to be able to stand Star but after these past few episodes I'm all for her getting cucked hard.

I just got up to the current episode and you guys are really blowing it out of proportion.
The way it was actually played out wasn't half bad, it all was obviously just a setup to get rid of the most part of the "Slice of Life" facet of the show that everyone complained about, leaving just the romantic subplot and the main plot and adding adventures.
On the romantic subject, I think that Marco getting obsessed with Mewni made sense but I do agree that the way Marco and Jackie broke up was retarded, idk if it was because of the limited time in the episode but it was emotionally underplayed as fuck it didn't send any signals that MarcoxJackie was serious at all, and is using the first to setup the latter what makes it so out of character, like, he has dimensional scissors, Star and he literally jumped several dimensions per episode so the drama in here amounts as much as a Dragon Ball Z character dying.
As for what happens afterwards it really makes sense and is in character.


My major complaint is that we haven't seen much of Star "full magic" form, after the dust is settled, I guess that it was foreshadowed pretty early and we saw Star training for it but ever since the series has gone almost full filler mode, also that by the episode descriptions there isn't gonna be much Eclipsa this season or maybe She convinces Star to make the treaty so she can get close to monsters who help her get her revenge on the people who imprisoned her.,

Who the fuck complained about this? After 3 seasons it was clear it wasn't exactly an action show, not even during the "movie", and they will change that now? Also, I don't see any adventures right now, and the quest buy episode was pretty shitty.
Considering that is now River's fault, yes, it "makes sense", but it's a fucking stupid plot device, otherwise Marco would have never done that and right now he'd be happy with fucking Jackie.

Don't you mean "fucking with Jackie".

Comic heroines have a hypergamy problem, they're imitations of comic heroes so they usually have a normal love interest but it's unnatural to have a woman marry below her station especially someone who she easily physically dominates. The writers drift to tom because it makes more intuitive sense despite his sperginess.

Marco never manned up much anyway, he got thrown a bone by jackie, marco steven et al have their balls removed by feminist leaning writers because aggressive sexual/romantic characters diminish stronk womyn fantasies but ironically create a union that is intuitively repellant. The feminist neutered boy gets thrown a pussy but the relationship is "d'aww" inducing at best not some fiery romeo and juliet style romance, sexual proactiveness is actively punished as well (as seen w/ dipper who learns it's evil to be successful as women since he doesn't simply moderate his extremely effective approach).


No matter what happens marco and star is odd because star can obliterate marco not to mention so much of his complimenting of star is centered around how independent and free spirited she is.

ProbablyProbably the biggest offense was that Marco could have actually trained to be a squire.

He meant fucking jackie.

It would make too much sense with him already being a karate student and having trained martially for 16 years by himself on a quest for dimension scissors.

Like all "plot" shows the plot gets raped by the true episodic nature of the show. When will we get a straight adventure show? No cynicism, an overarcing plot, no lame romance, hell make it all male and the fujoshits can fag it up on tumblr.

Some episodic ones can actually be good. Last season had this one where Star broke the school statue, I thought that was pretty funny.
Also, if you're stuck with a character for over a short season you'll eventually need to learn more about it to answer yourself why you should give a fuck about his adventure, even stuff like Power Rangers and Wonder Over Yonder did this at some degree.
The real problem here is the directing, is all over the place and doesn't know how to sync moods with the plot driven episodes.

This 'ship melodrama is worse than Korra. At this rate, Star & Jackie will be revealed as lez when they go thru a dimensional portal..

THE STATE OF MODERN CARTOON COUPLES

Wait, what the fuck? When?

There was another leaked Steven bomb.

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WEW

The comics and cartoon industry deserve a Weinstein tier scandal! NOW!

It has begun with Savino as the sacrificial lamb.

The closer we have to that is Dan Schneider, but even IF it happens it isn't cartoon.
Savino isn't guilty of jack shit and we all know it.

Because he made a cartoon you like? He even came out and apologized, like Louis C.K. just did. Compare that to someone like Weinstein who still denies everything even though even knows he's guilty.

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Hey, wanna see me tempt fate?

I bet the next thing we'll see is Nicole getting sick of Richard's shit and divorcing him. And it will be a Very Special Episode(tm)

Glad to see that Marco is now the main cuck.

I'm sure that will make the Nicolefags will be happy.

wtf is this sick shit, delete this

What show is this?

What in the actual living fuck is this shit ?

This made me want to throw up.

Not really. Part of Nicole charm is being a good mother and her unconditional love. Divorcing breaks both.

Stunning and brave.
What a progressive commentary.
Truly modern.
10/10.
Really makes you think.
Somebody fucking kill me or help me purge these reprobates.

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Apparently it's You're the Worst. It's not like some kind of public service announcement for cuckoldry as some people in the thread are making it out to be. I can't find the clip again, but she just wants to fuck other guys and uses cuckoldry as an excuse. She's only married to him for his money. I'm pretty sure the show wants us to hate her guts because later on she stabs him with a knife for no good reason.

The way you phrased that made a lot of Holla Forumszzers look like a bunch of soccer moms.

Could you really blame them for their reaction?

Not really, but I guess I can blame them for posting their reaction. But this is an image board. Posting reactions is the norm. Fuck it

Like all women who are "into it"? How does that make it any better? If something, that makes it worse, the simple fact that that scene exists is enraging, it reminds me the fact that women are disgusting creatures.

What's wrong with cucking?

The day of rope for cucks clearly has arrived.
This is on TV?

What's right about it? If you find getting cucked arousing I genuinely recommend suicide, because there's no uphill at that point.

No difference than wasting money on biological kids, and women will sleep around anyway. No such thing as a loyal woman. You respect her by letting her have sex with other guys and she respects you if you accept it or tell her you're into that. Doesn't mean I don't fuck her, I just like watching her get fucked by other guys.

The difference is that you're not wasting it when it's your kids. That's just good parenting. It's not even adoption, where you take on someone abandoned, you're just raising some bastard kid. That she was going to do it anyways is a bad thing.
You know I always hear that line about a sucker being born every minute but I didn't believe it until reading this. Take a step back and look at the situation you're in.

Hey Burch.

Stop user, it's obvious bait, and if not, no point in trying to argue with someone that get off of that. Just point at him and laugh.

Again, no difference. I don't like or want kids. I'm still wasting money that on something they'll not use or throw away in a week and It's her child and that is what matters. What's wrong with letting your partner get off on fucking other men if that's what they want? I enjoy my sexual kinks and so does she.

You should have a perfectly good dick yourself if she ever needs to have sex. Otherwise, why have a relationship in the first place if all you want is sleep around.
Sure she does, cuck, the same way she enjoy her STD from dicks bigger than yours. Now don't get horny from that statement.

Don't worry I've got disgust and amusement in equal measure. But I genuinely want to help this guy realize how fucked his situation is.

Because that should be you in there, and your (hypothetical) biological kids. What does it say about you if she'd rather fuck anyone but you, or raise someone else's kids? It says "My husband is the second fiddle and enabler to my bad habits."

Look. Just have a fap, then observe your situation during the post-orgasm clarity. And don't fap to your wife getting railed, just look at porn or something.

Thanks, doc.

Because we love each other? And we did fuck but it isn't doing anything for us anymore. Don't worry we get her checked out and so far she only ever got crabs.


I want to know my fetishes (by the way they don't affect you) are fucked. It says we trust each other that I let her be fucked by other guys. It's not as bad as her cheating. And I do fap.

They are too far gone. At that point the only thing that can help them is a rope knot tie.

I hope somebody murders you. Nobody desersves filth like you in their society.

I bet she love those dicks more than she loves you, otherwise she wouldn't fuck other men.

Don't let your anger blind you, fag. Just point and laugh.

You do know that toys exists to relieve sexual tension without cheating, right?

I already gave the reasons but basically being a submissive shit and watching your wife/girlfriend getting railed by other men is supposed to be a bad thing. Like how having a scat fetish is bad because you shouldn't find shit arousing.
The knowledge that you are so comfortable in that sham you call a relationship will stay in my memory for years. It's already affecting me, and I'll die a second sooner for it.
it's literally cheating. you said yourself she sleeps around anyways.

Guys, don't be baited by the roleplayer

Go to cuck instead

I'm seriously trying to wrap my head around what the actual fuck the writers are trying to accomplish with these season, it's clear Eclipsa is manipulating Star like she did with her mother, but I have a feeling her grand plan won't amount to much and we'll end up with another Lotor (AKA a villain who could have been great, but the writers dropped the ball with them).
Marco being obsessed with Mewni made sense, but it was still a lazy excuse to have him move there. And I still stand by what I said before, the writers ending Marco and Jackie's relationship was beyond fucking stupid, as they spent the last couple of episodes of Season Two building up to them becoming a couple. And why should Jackie put Marco's happiness first when Star didn't do the same when Marco hooked up with Jackie? And why oh fucking why would Star ever consider getting back together with Tom when she ended their relationship because she knew how much a fucking spaz he actually is. It makes no goddamn sense!

But oh no see it's actually clever because Marco is now the fish out of water instead of Star! Ugh…….

see

That's you.

How am I filth? because I get off to something you don't?

She does love me, she has always fucked many different men.

There is no difference between letting her fuck toys and other men.

Explain why I shouldn't find it arousing and I'm sorry to hear that. How is it cheating when there is permission?

I am real, I have posted pictures and stories on /slutwife/.

Fine, you may be real
This is a thread for SVTFOE. Let's not discuss this here mate

How come /co doesn't use IDs , I wonder?

He was trapped for 16or something years hopping portals and having adventures but a fucking cape is what made him obsessed to become a knight and have adventures, not the fact that he had a sentient skull motorcycle or all the other shit.
They had a perfectly good reason to make him stay and they just threw it away.

Not only that, until this point the series have been "Love it or Hate it" but it hadn't such glaring plot holes.
Marco has his own goddamn scissors and can visit Star whenever he wants and come back by dinner. Is it so hard to buy one of those mirror phones?

But user, we had to break Jackie and Marco up so Marco could go to Mewni and become the fish out of water! Herp de derp!
Also did they establish that time on Mewni works differently than on Earth? So why the fuck is he still a skinny teenager?

They established this resets every time you cross a portal, I guess to your biological age.

As much of a rambling that above user went on I do agree with several of his points. Honestly if he wanted action and adventure he should have just shagged Heckapoo and stuck with her.

I want to see how they're gonna bring back future marco then.

I think Marco will just revert back to gets to Heckapoo's dimension. The way I imagine it, all the stuff that Marco did in Heckapoo's world got "compressed" into the 8 second span he was gone on earth, which is why he can't remember most of the stuff he did in that time.

But when he is back in Hpoo's world, those experiences will decompress, and he'll be adult and badass again.

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user from here

It was a good run while it lasted, tbh.

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Are we gonna get a funny episode at some point? It seems every episode this season has just been romantic drama or pushing some not-so-subtle messages.

Hold the fuck up we need to address this satan princess.

beep beep

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I'm liking this season less and less all the time.

t. asshurt Jarco shipper

Man I'm just hating the weird ass writing this season, It's not horrible but it's not particularly good either.

Yeah, the thing with Jackie is bad enough, but the season so far is shit, including the movie.

t. filthy monster sympathizer

really arouses my almond

It is apparently and far from the first.

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What`s up with the deleted posts, what did I miss?

JUST

CUCKED
BEYOND
SALVATION

That thing with the hair looks so cheap

The BO of /slutwife/ sperged out about how great cucking is.

Is this legal?

I wish that were me She sounds like a genuinely kind person, like my aunt

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The kid has 'undiagnosed mental disorder' face but he sounds super chill.

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As much as this is more forced drama it's still an important lesson not to cling to your ex or oneitis like a turd nugget.

Poor kid just wanted to show his appreciation for his secret guilty pleasure. He didn't deserve to be publicly humiliated. The boys at his school will bully him into suicide when they see this.

The kid looks like a girl and has a bad lisp, nobody is bullying him harder after this, he is on the bully rock bottom already. If anything he just made a few contacts if he ever wanted to be an animator

IS HE WEARING MARCO'S HOODIE

Yea, it was a plot point. Star stole one and gave it to him.

Did everybody fuck off to cuckquean or what? They're going full conspiracy theory there meanwhile this thread is dead.

Just like Holla Forums's interest in every other cartoon nowadays

Something about this guy's face really irks me. I'm getting a vague Deliverance vibe.

See . I don't think a lot of anons want that kind of shit in their life. Not much else to discuss otherwise.

The existence and accuracy of this term makes me want to pound nails into my forehead.

8/co/ is shit for discussing cartoons, it's only good for circlejerking about how much they hate SJW capeshit comics.

t. 4/co/ reject.

That's seriously messed up.
Stealing a hoodie of your crush that smells like him, and giving it to your current bf, so he can smell and look like him.

Hey look, shit that's kinda worth a damn finally happened

I knew it, but I never expected her to be pregnant from it. That makes her a lot less attractive.

Since now one is talking about it, marco may have some mewni on his bones.

Preggo Eclipsia lewds when?

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Know what they say about incest, keep it in the family.

Calling it now, Eclipsa was a good girl who dindu noffing, but got cheated on by the sexist mewman king, and fixed things by going into the arms of a big strong nigger monster.

Eclipsa honestly looks like all she wanted was to have peace. She could have been just a red herring and Meteora is the bad one.

I get the feeling Meteora isn't even all that evil, she's if anything more of a monsters the mewmans made cause they were afraid of a hybrid.

COINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT!
Too bad the next episode is only airing in december now, hopefully it leaks.

You have to admit, this scene is pretty adorable.
(spoilers for those who haven't seen the Meteora episode).

Typical kikery, and you lie to yourself that you enjoy it.

im on like epsidoe 8, when does the cuckoulding star?

Bonbon the birthday clown and on is when cucking begins. So like episode 12 i think

this, what is it about 14 that is just the best age? hebephillia is truly the thinking man's fetish. pedoniggers need to be hung.


where the fuck am i supposed to talk about my incest show that isn't /trash/ then?

The loud house thread weren't banned, they just died. Even when new episodes were released, people barely posted. It was fun while it lasted, though.

Anyone got a link to a scan of that thing?I can't get the ebook on Amazon for some reason.
"This title is not currently available for purchase"

Moon Butterfly doing Marco while Star watching is better. Hahah

You read the greentext on /cuckquean/ too, eh?

Damn that pic is hot.

newfags fagging it up


blue hair girl is from goblin dogs episode

oh boy, i can't wait for more cuckoulding!

i made a terrible mistake watching all that bullshit right in a row.

Hopefully you learned your lesson.

Did anyone else get into this, I don't know why I like it so much… Prob just the idea, it's very T.V Movie-ish, also I think I might be a faggot.

like… what the fuck?
what the fuck is this season?
jackie just gets written out because fuck it,
star is a fucking whore slut that is jumping dicks, then just immediately dues ex machinas a new super sayian form.
idk, all the 'plot' shit seems to make no sense, espcially the toffee fight, where was she before she just able to respawn through the power of main character plot armor?
why did queen moon's cool edgy shadow spell work the second time?
why did toffee just fucking walk away from them after ressurrecting?
Why did no one actually make sure he is dead? hes a fucking deadpool-level healing factor that is known to be invincible. what the fuck is happening.

then there is the shit with hekapoo, and marco still like… remembers all that shit from being an adult, which makes the entire rest of the series not make sense. the only way anything in the series works is if him going back to a kid makes him basically forget all that shit.

uhhg, i hate when universes don't explain or give laws to 'magic' at all and just use it as a get out of jail free card constantly. thats why harry potter and lord of the rings are SHIT

and yes, i know im an autistic faggot for meticulously picking apart a children's show but thats basically what this board is for

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Lord of the Rings doesn't use magic as a get out of jail free card, faggot.

He was a pile of burnt goo. What were they supposed to do, check if the puddle had a pulse?

Dump the goo into a volcano or a box. Or throw it into orbit or something. Honestly it's not hard.

The show is just lazy.

apparently Holla Forums just discovered princess marco
>>>Holla Forums10956282

Who is to say that he couldnt just regenerate there too? Maybe it takes longer, maybe he doesnt care and just regenerates anyway, but the result would be the same.

Lol no, that was me, I just wanted to trigger them
Just say something about "le jews corrupting children with cartoons!" Works every time

Then keep that shit in a box. A box full of lava.So he spends all his time regenerating forever.

Point is whatever I listed is better than "Lets just leave it here".

You're not going to be able to shit up Holla Forums better than the_donald and the mods themselves do.

Season 1 is pretty good, right until the unicorn-ex-machina at the end. It all goes downhill from there.

fuck that bitch

You're the very reason animation and comics cannot progress. I hope you're very proud of yourself

its my fault for showing the autistic screechers thing, and not the autistic screechers who reee about thing?

sometimes i impress even myself :^)

nah, that shit was funny good job fam

yeah yeah, its easy but… still fun

I wrote most of this on a different sub-board (guess which one,) and pissed myself off enough that I felt like spreading the rant. It’s about how they handled the “love triangle”:

Really, the whole thing was just so superfluous: Marco getting obsessed with adventuring on Mewni for poorly conveyed reasons and being really torn up about his feelings for Star after her emotionally-wrought confession and later near-death was all actually really good, there was great potential for drama in just that. Having Star suddenly give up on a relationship with Marco the instant he’s receptive to one and act like a bitch to him while pulling Tom back into a doomed relationship served no purpose and actively shat on the character growth of all three of them.
Seriously, if they want to make Starco a final-episode thing, they should have just kept Marco and Jackie together. There’s nothing stopping Marco from slipping back to Earth occasionally to keep ties with everyone except his spontaneous crippling autism, we could even have had some nice extra scenes of him showing Mewni off to Jackie and Janna and whoever.
Just have Star get so obsessed with Monster Rights Activism and/or panicked about her out-of-control natural magic that she neglects all her relationships to deal with it herself, and you can even still have the frostiness between her and him, except in a way that isn’t retarded.
Instead they regressed the character relationships to their earliest and lowest point, and then cocked up the Season 1 Love Triangle Recreation anyway by shoving in the personalityless bush-girl, who also out of nowhere went through a break-up, to have bland, chemistryless, puppy-love-but-like-totes-platonic cuddle sessions with Marco, just to highlight that Star is a bitch now and Marco’s a thirsty fuckboy.
This relationship drama is as bad as The Legend Of Korra. In fact, I’d even go so far as to say SvtFoE handles romantic entanglements worse than Legend of Korra, if one discounts the last-minute ratings trap bisexuality reveal of everyone involved in the love triangle which is probably gonna happen in this show too, seeing as it’s CURRENT YEAR Disney
The only excuse for this clusterfuck I can imagine is that they wanted to cut all the non-magical characters altogether with the migration to Mewni, but that’s a weak reason at best and gets completely and utterly invalidated by having Janna be brought back just to be a creepy cunt at Marco’s expense in the second to last episode anyway.
Tl;dr Jackie deserved better, and I say that as someone who doesn’t even care about Jarco.

Marco is a retarded faggot for not just staying in hekapoos dimension, keeping his sweet bod.and pounding her thicc ass and pussy all day every day, then when he is about to die from old age, THEN he could come.back go earth

You'd almost thik they were teenagers blundering around like that.

And you would almost think that because this is a fantasy TV cartoon, we could have them act however the creators wanted because this is already taking place in WILDLY unrealistic scenarios.
I never got that excuse. Kids never wanted to see representations of themselves onscreen, neither do most young Teens. Its mainly older teens and young adults that want to see stupid acting children and stupid relationship drama.

That wasn’t an adequate excuse for The Last Airbender or Legend of Korra, it’s not an adequate excuse for this show you stupid nigger. The writers aren’t dumbfuck teenagers, and I expect them to write interpersonal drama that doesn’t contradict and derail the characterization of all the characters involved.

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Source
On all of it

fanart

I wish to see these in context

I know right. It doesn't even make sense why he still wants to hang out with Star. He's not interested in her romantically and when they are together, they just do dumb kid shit which is odd since Marco should mentally be in his 30s, yet still acts like a child. "Running with Scissors" may be one of the best episodes but it now makes no sense why Marco go back to the status quo after everything he went through. You'd think at the very least he'd be working out a lot more often and acting more assertive.

Had me giggling like a dumb idiot

I hate Disney for making quality entertainment that has low grade but constant pozloading.

Blonde girl with shitskin, Bella and the Bull.

Hate it.

They're getting better at it tough. They figured out the formula. Add the illusion of a meaningful overarching plot-episode once every full moon coupled with low grade poz.You stay for the plot and the poz starts out so slowly you don't notice as it sinks into your brain.

They operate on a 'fantasy' version of genetics, but the real world subtext is real enough.

Is that sitcom that successful ? I recall a time when everyone made fun of those horrible sitcoms that Disney and Nick made

is it a show about cuckoulding?

Moon Butterfly > Star especially young Moon's royal voice. OOoo..yeah


Clearly no one in SvtFOE has seen the Ninja Scroll movie

Ahahahahhahaaaaa

Heckapoo is the best

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anyone got season 1 of this hot mess?

8ch.net/co/res/946607.html !!!!!!

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Christmas special episode aired today
mega.nz/#F!oOZyjS4Y!jyXFqsQajNeKr4VmtjIHQw

Is that show even popular ?
No, really, does that show even makes enough ratings to spread it's cuck propaganda ?

I'm surprised already that the PCfest that is this show went with primarily Christian imagery for their, well, "not-Christmas".

How is this show a PCfest?

How is this shot not a PCfest?

How is this show a PCfest?

Monsters are an allegory for the opresed/niggers/natives/what have you, and mewmans for oppressive colonial white people.

What's surprising is that it builds up the poz slowly. You barely see it, until one day you notice you're watching what seems to be a Steven Universe episode. Too bad. I'm sure there was potential for a good show somewhere under the poz.

What episode would you say is the one were the poz starts to reveal itself?

That's a hard question. It's like asking where the color red begins on a spectrum.
I knew something was off when they pulled the deus-ex machina at the end of season 1.Now, if you want the episode where the poz became unbearable for me, that would be Starfari. Tough there were signs way before that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella_and_the_Bulldogs

Check out the audience kissing

so… how long is the death hiatus?

so is queen cipher the best girl now?
>not held back by the jedi counsel's narrow dogmatic views of 'good' and 'evil'

>>>/reddit/

THICC is cannon in this show, faggot.

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i bet you are one of those pedophiles who likes star because she has a flat chest, right?

Hey Holla Forums

Mein Gott … it's hard to believe how much (((progress))) we've made in such a short time.

Nitpick: Moon doesn't have her evil hand-scars :) .

Why did marco have his hoodie constantly up?

You're a lousy liar, Star Butterfly.
And Marco is just as oblivious as Phineas

I don't know, maybe the crossdressing and faggots kissing is a giveaway, but I don't know

>>>/rule34/

This show gave me depression, and a backrub from marco.

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I like star in the same way I find harmless childlike/feminine hijinx cute and the same way I find "correcting" that behavior sexually and emotionally gratifying
queue that image of star, jackie, and moon being sold as sex slaves

star is a SLUT
SLUUUUUUT

star is okay i guess, but isn't the best girl. thats is THICCapoo
or THICClipsa

Does anyone actually take these retarded plots and characters seriously or is everyone just into it for the cuckqueen and bullying fetish? Also will she ever not look like a hideous potato-faced rubbery stick figure?

tbh I'm only watching it because there's "nothing else".

I really like the cucking, mainly because of the asshurt in these threads. It would be a different show without the fandom constantly spitting out cuckold comics

Eclipsa is the.best girl because of the simple fact of MOMMY MILKIES

You know the reactions here are pretty weak right? If you want asshurt worth archiving or capturing, there's a lot more worthwhile stuff from shippingfags on googletube and tumblr that might make good additions to this thread.


Tendiefag plz.

i fucking hate Holla Forums why the fuck is it so fucking dead?

It's not dead.
It's just resting a bit.

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No wonder.

thats a lie.

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Its 6/10 at best dude.

like… i know that the whole liggers thing makes it an easy comparison to the BLACKED meme, and the FUCKING SPADES makes it real suspicious, but i want to like eclipsa, so im going to assume thats a coincidence.

because the fucking cuck shit meme ruins fucking everything, i fucking hate niggers so much god dammit. stop ruining porn.

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The show hasn't really dwelt on it much so far, but Eclipsa did have a husband who she cucked so she could get the BMC.

She even had a daughter with the Mewman husband (who went on to be Star's ancestor) but we don't know if it's one of the other queens from the paintings or an unknown queen.

If the show tries to paint Eclipsa in a sympathetic light instead of making her a bad guy, they'll probably have it so her Mewman husband was a huge jerk to justify her running off, but it's still kind of a shitty thing to do to your daughter.

You can't just cover your eyes and pretend that isn't the case, user, if you want things to change, the first step is acknowledge the fact that is shit. Eclipsa is lovely, but sadly, she is a coal burner.
"Cuck" isn't a meme, is a fucking reality, stop the cancer before it spreads.

I honestly have no idea what point you are trying to make. What the fuck does 4chan have to do with anything? You're just deflecting because you know the show is mediocre and middling at best, but you don't want to admit it. Its ok to admit it. Its ok to watch a shit show out of boredom, or even because you like it, but that doesnt make it any less shit.

since they are trying to push the open borders policy in the show, with 'muh mewman guilt' eclipsa will probably end up being a way ahead of her time feminist, who went against the racist patriarchial system. and then show that her ligger husband was like, the best guy ever and everyone will learn to like liggers.

but they wont show you how liggers breed like rabbits and expect the mewmans to pay for it, or how they make up the majority of the population in the dungeon while being only 13% of the whole population.

yup. a real (((disney))) feel good story

What other choice did Eclipsa have? Take her daughter along with her without warning and leave the kingdom without a ruler and no heir to inherit the throne?

what?

see

nigger

Not run off to get her holes drilled?

Eclipsa fits the definition to a T.

Not abandoning you vows for dick is always a good start

the monster is actually not a BBC meme, but actually a analogue of jews.
Just look at that nose, you know he has a GIANT JEWISH GEFILTE