==PRESS BRIEFING #16 WITH SEAN "CNN SENT THEIR JEW BUT I STILL GOT MY WAIFU" SPICER–

Wrong. Relena Peacecraft is best waifu I'm not a weeb, I just like Gundam Wing and Initial D

the goon fears the samurai

Dont even like anime, but I saved some smugs for comfposting. These are my favorite threads right. Takes me back to the primary results threads.

Thanks for providing the entertainment, these threads are better with some some bantz.

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a new day dawns in America

Hey guys, if Ivanka's kids take after Trump do you know what they'll be? Orange Juice.

We forgive you. Just roast em good, spicer. I'm going to post anime tiddies now.

I've already reported you to ICE you cheeky little spic.

Is no one going to address the fact Sean just came into the thread, showed OP who's boss, and then posted a working link that no one else seems to have access to?

CHECKED BUT GO THE FUCK BACK TO TIJUANA

So is Sean actually lurking or are you just memeing the fuck out of this shit?

you have to go back

Samurai were real men who wouldn't waste their time on 2d dreaming of a waifu, they'd go fight, write poetry, and bed 3d women. That said, Seras Victoria is my waifu

Goddamnit Carlos you have to go back.

Apparently Dubya has been mouthing off about immigration and linking Trump to Russia like the true neocohen puppet he is. Hope we see some questions on that.

A good question user. Another is why would you care. How about what does it matter

Well up to this point all Sean Spicer has been to me were his dead eyes, and the way he shoves out of his mouth which should come out of his rear.
Him lurking would almost make him seem human, having free time and interests and all…
Seems rigged

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What's the matter kike? Upset the keeps trashing your stooges?! Too bad. Maybe if you weren't so shitty at everything you do you could find competent underlings.

Must be fun, beeing able to just flat out deny reality…

I wouldn't know, but you've clearly got that covered.

Does nobody else notice that OP blatantly samefagged?

Might be a VPN. Or someone else in the WH.

I predict this press briefing today to be extra Spicery!

do they type out these links by hand? what is going on in the WH.

I predict it to be full of niggers and uppity white liberal bitches.

spoiler that shit, you dickless mouthbreather

OT: Spicer is getting tamer as time goes on. He used to eviscerate the press not too long ago, but despite them becoming even more dishonest, he seems to be going easy on them. I wonder if Ivanka told him to rein it in.

Goddamn sluts, they ruin everything. Here's to hoping 'ol Spicy finds his nuts again.

Terminators do not have nuts.

Don't forget the front row mystery meat bitch trying yet another shallow and easily seen through gotcha question.

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He's also kind of set his own tone. People know he's tough, now if he spends every conference getting nothing but spicy he's letting them dictate what he talks about instead of letting Trump's actions drive the narrative.

I no longer want anime to be real.

You talking about that paki-looking square-jawed cunt who's always harping about 'muh tranny toilets'?

That worthless whore needs a knuckle sandwich.

This is the future you memed.

Every one them is a man

This is natural and expected as he built relationships with the scumpit. He starts off tough, lets them know who's boss, then learns who they are/how they work and manipulate them using that information and relationship.

kill the whole thing with fire

These are oddly horrifying. 3DPD after all.

Anime was a mistake.

It's a stark reminder to meme responsibly.

That's a really good costume idea tbqh.

King nigger really makes my skin crawl. Sycophant.

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This is why we need mental institutions.

SPICER IN 45 MINUTES

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Does the tiddy bother you?

Schlomo you stand out like a sore thumb. There's a reason this board is SFW, and anyone who spams porn or gore definitely doesn't belong here.

Get Shoa'd.

This… this is not what I imagined it'd be like…

No it isn't, newfag.

IDIOT POSTS IN SFW THREAD, DOESNT GET BANNED FAST ENOUGH. SAD!

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It's not, though.
8ch.net/index.html

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Wew. The triggered newfag really got BTFO.

That's not what that means, but okay.

But it is, you incurable kikes. Before the tide of detritus that rolled in during and after the americuck elections, Holla Forumsiticians always spoilered their shit, simply because people browse this board at work/home and newfriends are notoriously squeamish. Ergo, it's not in our interest, as proud hWhyte men, to NOT turn away any fresh pair of eyes that could possibly lead to a redpilling later down the line.

It's only intl goons, TSR shills, ironmarch monkeys, leftypol comrades, and the_donald cucks who spam threads with visual garbage. And any Holla Forumsack worth his salt knows why.

Your shill is showing. Kindly bog yourselves.

Kek, double negation in that sentence. But whatever, you fags get the point.

Also, dubs. Get fucked.

Your kike is showing

What? I have never seen any one here want more newfags. Im unsure if you are retarded or trying to bait.

and filtered

still would

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>>>/cuteboys/

How long until Spicer has a full autistic meltdown and zests the fuck out of everyone?

Holla Forums is SFW??

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They expect dubs in the wreckage brother.

That faggot is right in that cowtits are pleb garbage. Perky is perfection.

This is your face right now then, I'm guessing?

ALRIGHT! PRESS BRIEFING LET'S GOOOOOO

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C stands for Cute, Classy, Captivating, and Cbest breast.

D is for 2Damnbig

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y'all need to at least spoiler your tiddys

user I'm sorry but you're just wrong, it's not an SFW board, it's not marked as such.
I know on halfchan NSFW and SFW boards were separated by different colour schemes, but it's not like that here.

Good luck, Sean. Think of your waifu's lap while you face the low, impure media.

we're making it sfw, go stfu if you cant handle

A is for AWWWWRIGHT

A is for Akiyama Yukari

Oh great, we're being raided by the itty bitty titty committee.

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Sean DFC is right for me Spicer.

Sometimes I wonder just what the fuck he'd make of our threads.

that shit is fucking creepy

2 MINUTES, NIGGERS

It's Holla Forumsack you fucking bozo

that shit is fucking disturbing

he's prob the one advocating A cups and

The idea of this shit is bad enough in and of itself, but do they really need to make the masks so fucking deadpan?

Attempts to bring 2D into 3D need to be crushed (unless it's through memetic magic like us).

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You don't deserve those dubs.

Nice _dubs_

user, I…

gimme spice or gimme death

Sean damn it stop shitposting and get out there.

THANK YOU, SEAN
Please make an announcement today. I am so addicted to happenings that I am going crazy in my own skin waiting for Trump to make a big dick move.

spice up my life

Nice thumbnail faggot.

The Spicer must flow.

SEAN IS THAT YOU??

Oh shit Sean can't deny those trips.

I, for one, hate this "meme," but I'm reluctant to filter you in such a comfy thread.

OP was posting during the briefing last week, so he's debunked as Sean (but possibly a WH employee/intern).

How soon lads, I cant take the suspense

sorry. please accept this gift i made

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Thanks user, I'm not choking on my lunch.

TRIPS CONFIRM STARTING SOON

redeemed

THE SPICER MUST FLOW

I love how the white house channel is steadily getting more subscribers

I love how the White House so quickly became the most trusted source of news.

all the big discord groups aren't putting up press briefing channels anymore so here I am

WE ONLINE!

we live nao

WHO'S THERE!?

People are learning they can't trust the (((MSM))) to accurately relay what the WH says. They can't even get the quotes right.

Get on niggers its almost time

t hehill.com/homenews/media/319013-spicers-briefings-on-cable-now-beat-ratings-for-abc-cbs-soaps

you deserve the leaks

IT'S TIME

TIME TO GET SPICY

NICE WEEKEND CONFIRMED

CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION

SPECIAL GUEST

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MORE BLUE EYED MASTER RACE MEMBERS

Will the press act like big boys and girls and raise their hands before they ask a question?

ALL THE FUN THAT GOES WITH IT

I love that this dude enjoys his job as much as he obviously does.

Budget coming in May. It just hit me again that we are only 2 months into this

OY VEY

OYYYYYYYYYY VEEEEEEEEEY

2015 was a salty year.
2016 was a sweet year.
2017 will be a spicy year.

Who the fuck is this guy?

AMERICA FIRST
AMERICA FIRST
AMERICA FIRST

dude, we're only like 5 weeks into this

Sean's cousin, Al

I'VE FILED A BUDGET PLAN WITH THE AGENCY

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BUDGET DISCUSSIONS

YOU BOUT TO GET FINANCIALLY REDUCED

B-BUT MUH GIBS

FUCK FOREIGN AID

Who 16/16 here and /comfy/?

Wait so are we not getting Sean today?

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CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE

FUCK YOU PAJEET, KNOW YOUR PLACE

I think this guy is just covering questions on the budget information, Sean will be back soon.

Sean is there, they're just bringing in the bean counter for economic questions for a little while.

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I like this guy.

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Brevity is the soul of wit. I liked this guy.

SEAN'S BACK

who wasn't there?

Sean's extra smug today.

SAFE SAVINGS

I'll put 500 bucks on California.

He didn't have to make the thread today.

I almost guarantee it was Jerry Brown.

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Did he say 49? I thought it was 46

youtube.com/watch?v=PAsqpIUCCcQ

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How'd I fuck up that bad?

It turned out to be 46/50.

One of them was this fag.
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Rauner
Why am I not surprised. Illinois is honestly probably worse than California.

Pretty sure Trump said last night it was 49.

Today's is Pelosi's day to get spanked. Finally.

checked. You're wrong, during his speech he said 46, but also said it was the largest gathering of govs since Reagan.

Yeah what i thought.

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Nah, i made the thread last night, he said 46, he wouldnt skip out on letting us know that 4 are in rebellion.

Confirmed.

confirmed to be wetting herself in a drunken stupor

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IT LISTS THE MILITARY, THE VETERANS, AND THE WALL,

good luck Trump

AND NONE OF THE JEWS

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How does he keep putting up with these fucking losers.

Breaking up the media oligarchy by inviting more outlets. Breddy good :-DDDD

that's not the image i meant to post

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That's some fine salt though.

They're including Telemundo so they can inform all the Mexicans they're going back.

God, I love how this overtly Nationalist talk is mainstream now.

I want to believe that regional is less cucked than national media. But I dont believe. We really need a PNN to start and soon, give ourselves legitimacy.

oy vey

Oy vey

OY VEYY ANNUADAH SHOAH

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HEY RABBI, WHATCHA DOIN

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fuck the kikes

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OY VEY

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Telemundo BTFO

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What false flag was he talking about?

BS

BS

hivemind in effect

NYT btfo

100 gravestones turned over in a Jewish cemetery

damn

OY VEY!
NOT A FALSE FLAG GOY!
DON'T FORGET IRAN AND SYRIA GOYIM! TIME TO ATTACK THEM!
suddenly Jew shit is getting "attacked", nothing suspicious about that, nothing at all. I just hope this is not a government led false flag.

I wonder if Sean is a smoker? He seems to wheeze a little bit when talking. (Maybe just nerves though.)

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WE LITERALLY JUST

Obviously a rabbi dropped a penny and had to check for it underneath all of them.

kek

BS

TOPKEK

IT WAS BS

lotta kek

N-NO

Another story of kike gravestones destroyed? Interesting that there has been 0 arrests in regards to bomb threats, 0 arrests in regards to the first destruction of gravestones. Do people really believe that anti-semites are attacking kikes?

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Ah, no doubt they'll discover it was actually 400 by this evening.

This stammering kike getting btfo on Muh Russia.

DEVIN NUNES ON CSPAN EARLIER TODAY

c-span.org/video/?424617-1/representative-devin-nunes-provides-russia-investigation-update

c-span.org/video/?424617-1/representative-devin-nunes-provides-russia-investigation-update

c-span.org/video/?424617-1/representative-devin-nunes-provides-russia-investigation-update

(Woops.)

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check'd n kek'd

Lube
AA batteries
Dog collar

keked & checked

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That guy had the jewiest jew face that ever jewed.

Checked!

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I can't handle these jew levels

that and RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA JEWS RUSSIA JEWS RUSSIA NIGGERS, every day this shit happens FUCKING HELL

Imagine being this fucking ugly.

But he's a rare.
Damn I need to work again on my journalist trade card game.

Oh great, its King Kike.

Looks like Ron Howard's retarded jewish brother

quints comin

Theres a lot of levels of keks in this webm.

who cares?

Illegal welfare btfo

kek

Spicer is a catlick papist?!?!?

Checked!

beat me to it

This chink woman needs some sleep desperately.

I like this guy. He's got balls.

I fucking hate this guy's face. Looks like a failed, deformed clone of George Clooney.

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Be grateful for every meme you receive. Be it big or small.

Post new memes only under the watchful eye of Kek.

Don't be avaricious. Share your memes with your fellow Anons.

Don't lust for (You)s or repeating digits.

Check the digits of your fellow Anons as they will check yours.

By laughing you praise Kek, by raging you praise Kek.

Praise Kek!

mine

he's got it better than

to be fair

Theyre a jewy bunch but they snap into line quite well, good soldierr material. Just dont let him become an executive.

And hell, JFK wanted to destroy Fed, destroy NSA and CIA, and keep Israel non-nuclear. So maybe better question is the amount of aryan blood ini them.

Shhawn

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shadilay

one day the flood will come

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GET FOR MASS DEPORTATIONS

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With who? Russia? That arms race never ended. This fear mongering is getting out of hand.

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Ayyyyyy lmaoooooooooo

WEW

LUL

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It'll be soon.

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PRAISE KEK

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Best possible get.

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(witnessed)

Let's get it going.

Checked.

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Checked

STRONG
Deportables no more.

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I love me some fiery milfs.

Praise be to Kek almighty

Sad!

PRAISE KEK

Checked.
Get the trains.

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CHECKED BROTHER. PRAISE KEK!!

Oh Holy GET, Checked Be Thine Digits.

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RECIPROCAL CHECKING
PRAISE KEK

ALL GLORY TO THE FROG GOD

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Integers Observed.

"OY VEY, GOYIM. WHY DO PEOPLE DIE IN WAR?"

CHECKED!

CHOO CHOO

Its the she-ape

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AYO HOL UP TIME

He gets so genuinely choked up talking about these dead soldiers. Sean's such a sweet guy.

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but muh niggers oy vey

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It's almost as if races other than whites are only concerned about their own race or something!

The SEAL non-controversy the kikes are pushing is an absolutely pathetic attempt at breaking up Trump's military support.

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Check these digits.

This nog always tries to get more than her share of questions, playing "muh black" card. So sick of that gorilla.

AY YO NIGGA HOW U GON FIX DA HOOD EH!?
WE GON GET TRUMP PHONES A' WHAT!?
WHAT BOUT DEM GIBS NIGGA!

GORILLAPRIL
THE INNIGGER CITIES
(((COMMITMENT)))

She needs to be carbon taxed

I hope on March 1 he shuts down her black privilege.

How the fuck is it acceptable for them to even talk about 'HBCU's?

Seriously, that shit is racist as fuck, yet they just go into it like its nothing at all. Fuck 'HBCU's, fucking niggers.

is this the shitlib version of benghazi?

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That nigger is making up fake quotes and can still be there and ask quesitons?

Fucking hell.

Kinda, still i don't know why the fuck Trump activated a Operation crafted by Obongo administration, it was clearly a trap.

What's an HBCU? Some time of gibs I take it.

I got a pedo vibe off of that doughy kike

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Enh, Seeean… will you mandate pozzing all negholes, pleeeease? No one wants my boipuci

Historically Black Colleges and Universities

Take the trillion bucks from his bread budget; I can't believe this doughy fuck is comfortable existing in public in his current state.

What Sam Hyde video is that from?

He needs to pull the dick out of his mouth before he asks questions

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historically_black_colleges_and_universities

Of course it is. White ethnonationalism can't come soon enough.

this bitch made me kek

I think its from the last episode of Kickstarter TV, the whole series is on youtube now.

Seriously. Think about that shit… 80 'presidents of HBCUs'. That's just normal, and there are enough fo these fucking places to have near 100 of them.

Dogshit, absolute dogshit, and it needs to fucking end.

KSTV episode 15 - Divas

correct me if I'm wrong, but the president, while commander in chief, isn't personally involved in the planning or execution of every fucking military action armed forces take, right?

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thanks fams

We need to meme HWCU
HISTORICALLY
WHITE
==COLLEGES AND
UNIVERSITIES

Historically White Countries and Unions

GET THE CHAINSAW, RIP AND TEAR

This bitch sounds like a teenager.

they volunteer you dumb bitch, its not a fucking starbucks.

OMFG this bitch's face. The condescension is just screaming at Sean through the look on her face.

It's time like this that I wish I could edit my posts

Checked!
KeK Wills It!

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Purge the 9th district

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Really nice.

Screen is ready boys

Best Monday ever

how old is that woman?

THIS OVEN DODGER

OY VEY

This old kike trying not to wring her hands.

OY VEY

OY VEY DA JEWISH CEMATERIES

JEWS!
JEWS!
JEWS!
JEWS!
JEWS!
JEWS!
JEWS ALL THE TIME
FUCK THIS IS MAKING ME ANGRY

Can you BELIEVE these fucking 'people'?

Old enough to watch her 12 million personal relatives get made into lampshades

Noice, I made it.

Proofread twice, post once.

Now, what happens when it turns out the vandals were kikes like always?

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That's the whole point of the President putting such a focus on the "crimes."

Its anti-Semitic of you to even suggest Jews pretending to be Nazis to attack Jews to get people to hate Nazis deserves any action, you Nazi.

(((economic analysts)))

In other news today a five year old black activist was gunned down by klansmen.

in all seriousness, someone needs to axe social security

unless there are anons involved in investigating it, that will never get out

CHING CHONG BING BONG

HO HO

BEEF WITH BROCCOLI

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Chinese reporter actually asking permission for 2 questions. All the press pool should take notes on how to ask questions politely.

DAILY REMINDER

They will drop the investigation and memory-hole it.

Sean confirmed best tard wrangler
although Jay Carney was funny as fuck to watch squirm

He dindu nuttn he jus tryna get some learns and skiittles.

I'm going to expand it in a minute. There's more good shit to put in, and repeating digits.

leak inquiry question shut down? Sean's got moles in his own press department

Show some respect, anons. The man speaks English better than you speak Chinese.

And is anyone else hyped for the potential HAPPENING later this week when they release the next EO for the travel ban? Shit's going to go crazy.

This old kikess bitch needs to be euthanized.

CNN cut the press briefing feed to cut to some demoshit talking about probing Trump looking for Russian connections

HAHAHAHAHA

The President
ALWAYS
gets something.

TRUMP ALWAYS GETS SOMETHING

Why bother? They don't really matter anyway.

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thx fam

Real anime incoming

There is really no shortage of Chinese who can speak fluent intelligible English. So why do they send reporters who struggle with being understood?

It's a power play.

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我的中文是伟大的。 你是一个黑人

More like they don't want to understand.

That slippery faggot needed some zesting

Don't disrespect the man's blessing from kek, user, lest he strike you down.

Probably a shortage who are native born and have good loyalty to the state. There are some who are born there and have great english, but they are almost exclusively upper class and go into business, they would never stoop to press flunky.

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Speak engrish at least you fucking mongol rape babby.

claim pending discovery of whether she is spaghetti or motza ball

The left are not going to let go of the muh Russians issue because without it they have no leverage to de-legitimize his presidency. They are going to keep that agenda until Trump's terms are over.

I've worked with a dozen Chinese born Chinese who spoke fluent english and were always eager to jump to the defense of Communism. Why are there so many programmer chinks who speak english but their reporters all suck?

They deliberately send reporters who speak poor english.

ANOTHER BRIEFING LATER?

Likely because all programming is in english

Double header today!!

How much has he decreased the national debt by already? Little cunt should go back to high school.

So next's Trump?

who do you think earns more dummy? China is still 3rd world tier outsided of small enclaves of rich and slightly bigger but still small "middle class". Your friends would be rich by comparison, so no they wouldnt be a reporter flunky based out of Shanghai or Beijing

he said off-camera, so probably not streaming

It's like Christmas

>a chinese reporter working in America in the fucking White House versus a chinese programmer working in America
FTFY.

Reading manpages and other technical documentation doesn't help you learn spoken english. Why are Chinese programmers better at pronunciation than Chinese reporters working in the White House?

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Historically nog colleges aren't allowed to keep out non-blacks any more than other universities can ban the Jews or say "Whites only." They all have very small (usually single digits) minorities of white students. Only thing is, nigs usually choose to attend HBCUs specifically because they know they'll have almost entirely black student body and staff, so why anyone else would want to attend a school like Howard, I have no idea.

Wilber is Scottish.

Fug. Just came. What have i missed fam?

Its a conscious recognition of historical and present desire to maintain demographics, which if demonstrated by a White-majority university or college would generate national news with the sheer magnitude of the kvetching.

He's also a former Rothschild stooge.

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That's a dude.

Virtue signaling by white cucks. The cuckiest of cucks. The Talcom X types.

Spicer is a Hibernian, yes he's fucking Catholic.

Campaign staff here, can confirm none of us post on imageboards.

DEPORT
AND
DESTROY

Kill yourself.

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PRAISE KEK!!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!!!

you really got a jacked idea of how much they pay someone to sit there and take notes, especially the back row people

Was getting dubs part of your plan, faggot?

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fuck wasnt done… then again, dont underestimate the nepotism of the asiatic jew. could just be a tard whos dad is big in the party. any posting in the USA is worth more beacuse its so nice to live here

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Holy shit by the love of Kek.

Post cuckchan memes in a ironic way is still posting cuckchan memes, cuckchanner.

You could have just called yourself a faggot and saved yourself all that typing.

Being a White House correspondent is considered by journalists to be a distinguished desirable job. The fact that the Chinese aren't treating it that way is why I say it's a power play.

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Why the fuck do we keep having these gay threads? Its pretty much as bad as those hwndu threads. Take this low quality shit to the cuckedlands

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WEW LADS HERE YOU GO SHOOP DONE

"Anime being real" is just all girls being beautiful because they have uniformly good genetics, diet and exercise. It honestly wouldn't take much beyond a eugenics program, ACTUAL nutrition information (fat/protein/carb ratios plus micronutrients) and a decent aerobic/anaerobic program for every person. Beauty tips being standardized would also help. If you killed the "beauty" and "fitness" industries, it'd go a long way towards making anime real in a way I don't think the average person can imagine. The real beauty of anime is that everyone is depicted at a healthy weight and standard of hygiene and dress that makes it look like every single individual takes care of themselves. It glosses over a lot of the imperfections which would be fixed by the aforementioned areas.
t. biologist

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Gundam wing is shit, Relena is nigger shit. Kill yourself faggot

very nice. saved.

I read deteke in her voice but it didn't line up. Whatever she said was two syllables.

Hue.

What the fuck?

checked

late to the thread but holy shit, CHECKED.

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I think we've found a match for Pajeet. Perhaps he can rape and poo his way into her 300 pound heart.

I missed the thread but I'll leave you with some sexy Celias.

CHECKED