Do you like dating sims, Holla Forums?

I'm a huge faggot so this might appeal, are there any actual "sim" aspects or is it just a VN with choices?

And have you played lesbian roof ghosts yet, op? Even less Holla Forums related by your definition, but whatever

Holy shit you're full of yourself. Time to post the age-old screencap I guess.

I'm more of a VN guy myself. I don't much care for the micromanaging and planning what to do and when.

I'm cautiously interested in this though
justdeserts.vifthfloor.moe/

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id like some cuddling and handholding sims

Yuri is the purest form of love

Yeh. No stat management or anything.

tru

That's a pretty sick fetish buddy.

It's not a game if it's completely linear.

Isn't a "VN with choices" just a VN? A VN without choices would be a Kinetic Novel.

There's a TON of that in Starlight Vega, but this is a blue board so I can't post anything that lewd.

And don't you dare get any funny ideas and try to post that lewd filth yourself, either. I don't want my thread being deleted just become some degenerate had to post about his fetishes

Give me some good VN I need to fill the void.

true love

Just don't dump extreme amounts of lewd and leave them behind spoilers.

Truly I have never seen such a word reduced to being meaningless as this one, with the buzzword it's been turned into.

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I like video games. I dislike things that are not video games. Visual novels are not video games. I dislike visual novels.

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You have to go back.

That's fucking disgusting. Puking out of every orifice disgusting.
I don't have any puking anime girl images, so this'll have to do.
Man, I fucking hate /ss/, but at least with the 2d shit I could see the appeal. This? This is just fucking grotesque. Get that 3dpd shit out of here you fucking faggot.

That was clearly the joke.

Sorry. There are so many faggot spamming "vns aren't vidya lol" lately i don't even know when people post it as a joke anymore.

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Absolutely disgusting.

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This is a prudish imageboard user.

Pure VNs only on Holla Forums

I forgot to

I wonder who could be behind this…

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Sure, if they're well-written.

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only one I've played was that tank dating simulator. was fun, I guess.

Why not just hang yourself, then? Not like you're going to leave a lasting mark on the world with that attitude anyway.

If this is bait, you sure got me.

Where can I download this?

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH AND EVERYBODY ON IT EXCLUDING ME, BECAUSE APPARENTLY I DON'T GET TO HAVE NICE THINGS.

harem end literally worst possible ending forever

Patrician tastes, my brother

friendly reminder that homosexuality in any form is degeneracy, as is anybody who enjoys the "imagery" from such diseased trysts.
everyone in this thread is a fucking libtard degenerate scumbag.

I agree this is why i only fap to heterosexual furry and straight shota

Most plebeian taste of plebeian tastes.

reminder to fucking gas yourselves before you turn into trannies like CWC you fucking degenerates

If you don't like harem shit then don't go for that ending you fucking sperg. I'll admit that harem endings have no place in a romance but losing your shit over having that option is retarded.

you are trying too hard , here is a reply so you can fuck off

Divi-Dead user from the previous VN thread here. My quick review is that it has a good story with great atmosphere but a sloppy translation and pain in the ass map navigation/event trolling. Having completed the main storyline I can safely say that Yuko is best girl. Kinky bitch violently murders a bunch of goons and then drags you back to her cottage finally forcing you to sleep in the same bed as her while holding hands

Trips confirm yurifags are autistic faggots

Fuck off.

Kill yourselves.

Not personally. Might be nice to try one out if it wasn't first person. I enjoy romance or just love in general just watching other characters enjoy it. Something inside me just doesn't want to kiss or hold hands, most of all make love. That's just not who I am.

I've never once self inserted in my entire life. I don't even name characters or profiles with my own.

On that topic, I'm very disappointed with romance options in games. You'd think with things like RPGs there'd be special optional missions or battles involved. With Killer Is Dead I heard so much bitching about Gigolo missions and saw just a boring peeping simulator in place of something like kicking ass together in nice clothes to set the mood. I could think of quite a few ways romance in games could lend to entertaining gameplay mechanics or elements. Completely optional, of course.

WOAH FUCKING SJWs AND THEIR FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL AGENDAS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT GAMERGATE, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING NOW. FUCKING FEMINAZIS HOLY SHIT.

Let's make a Yuuritopia

she has a huge skull and a tiny jaw

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Yes, these faggots are annoying, but I don't see enough brain power to even help GG and I know the movement as a whole isn't homophobic.

Ignore or insult. Either is fine.

She looks like she has foetal alcohol syndrome.

That's not nice. Yuuri is adorable.

I wanted sauce but that ending

The ending bummed me out. I lost my fap.

I personally like Yurí, especially when it has a decent looking art that shows dynamic facial and bodily expressions and written by female, because Yurí gives more substance to the characters beyond just being cute or sexually attractive. Sure, it's mostly just cute girls doing cute things in a simple situation, but there is a deeper form of art to be found here. A simple but highly metaphysical art, which is life.

Movements, affections, and contradictions are the attributes of life. Love, a confession of dependence to each other, is the main focus of Yurí. Love adds life to the characters and their sex scenes. It makes every panel meaningful to the audience. It's a spiritual experience rather than just a masturbatory material, the Tarkovsky and Bergman of anime, while the other genres are Jew Jew Abrams or Kubrick at best.

We all know that male characters in anime have no life put into them. They're either aggressive, autistic, or just a cúck. These are just basic and concrete emotions that are only appealing for assburgers who don't understand the human nature. In most hentai, they're just simple fucktoys used to evoke emotions and libido from the female characters with simple actions and expressions, often portrayed as debauched faceless figures with a penis to let the audience self insert better. They're like animals or even automatons, a bunch of spiritless souls, interacting with the humane female characters.

On the other hand, female anime characters are extremely expressive. Their face and body language alone convey a lot of complex emotions that the empiric words of man made language can't describe. It's timeless, unselfish, and forgiving because it doesn't dictate the audience with a simple reasoning that has been defined by the auteur. The meekness, delicacy, and joyfulness of Akari from YuruYuru (ЮруЮри) will leave a colorful and differing impression from the audience that can't be expressed by words. Pottery in motion, literally. Female anime characters are a form of art.

Whereas male anime characters were mostly made to embody the materialistic features of Nietzschean and Marxist pridefulness and faithlessness, female anime characters were made out of the depression that is caused by the imperfection of the world us humans live in. We, humans, naturally seek for the harmony in this flawed and imperfect world, the infinite reason for our unique existence that science can never explain. Why do we, the rational beings, capable of affection and virtuosity, seem to have no reason at all to communicate our rationalism through deeds in this physical world? Art is born out of an ill-designed world as an answer to this eternal existentialist question. Art doesn't teach anything, but it helps a man to understand the needs of his spiritual soul and accept God's unlimited compassion.

That's why Yurí, as a pure form of art, has infinitely more meaning than any other genres of anime. It's a creation of life in meme format.

Or just a floating penis.

user, that's a little excessive.

I agree that yuri naturally has more quality in writing considering there's no blank slate faggot to live vicariously through, just more expressive female characters with actual personality.

No, most of them are terrible written and the protagonist you play as is usually either a Chad Thundercock or a beta cuck who manages to win the girls by being "nice". The girls are also part of the problem in most dating sims as well, usually having generic as fuck personalities or is just too extreme to be believable at all which kills the boner. And finally the fucking pacing, you can figure this out by yourself though.

I like the ones where the girls kiss girls

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What's with all the yuri vibes in Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth? I always found that amusing, but completely unexpected.

Now I need to play it, fuck.

The girls are mc sexual.

There's a little more than that. Like meeting Kishibe.

Holy boner.

I just spent the past few hours playing euphoria

No, intelligent people don't like dating sims and visual novels. Cause they are not games.

those dont exist

Fuck off filthy Christian heresy

t. A proud Pagan

Can't believe "Cyber Slut" hasn't been drawn with the shit this girl says. No amount of cock or pussy can apparently satisfy her.

You people, holy shit. It's moronic because that's not how the female reproductive organs are setup. Hentai artists take the forward view of the reproductive system and assume you can just launch your semen straight through there cervix (or even force your dick through without causing extreme bleeding or pain). But they never look at it from the side. The fornix is the back of the vagina and is designed so your dick hits there instead of just ramming into/through the cervix.

Next thing you're going to say is heart pupils are real. Why aren't they real?

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You should've clarified by what you meant "dick inside the vag" then, you fucker. cervical_penetration is a tag on gelbooru. It's unrealistic, but some people obviously find it hot, just like nipple fucking or gaping vaginas the size of a hallway, or giantesses, or minigirls.

but they are :^)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow-bellied_toad#/media/File:Bombina_variegata_(Marek_Szczepanek).jpg

why are you so fucking autistic?
boohoo it's not realistic, boohoo, biologically incorrect

just fucking kill yourself, sperglord

I'm not even that person you faggot. And I still find it hot just like nipple fucking, as impractical as they are. New Butakoma 300g nipple penetration set when?

There are also heart pupil contact lens. But they look creepy honestly. I guess it's one of those fetish that must stay with 2D.

Should've checked the IDs, sorry.

It not being realistic wasn't the problem, it's obvious many artists exaggerate proportions and other things. It gets me off still. The problem was people actually thinking that's what the female reproductive organs looked like. Knowing anatomy is now autistic? You haven't seen autism until you get into a discussion about the anatomy of mythical creatures. Like how it would make no sense for a centaur to develop its child in the womb of the human half instead of the horse half. And if it did, the amount of work it would take to force a child from the human womb and out the horse pussy would be enough to power a car and more.

It has to have gameplay to be a game, you know?

>>>/tumblr/

wow you actually care this much

You are jealous because your mama didn't love you enough.

This is some nice quality bait pasta.

YURI FAGS GO HOME.

SELF INSERTING IS A GOOD THING, THIS IS THE POINT OF VIDEO GAMES, TO GET THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING IN THE WORLD OF THE GAME.

Who the fuck thought it looked realistic? The original guy said it was "moronic" and I take it to mean he doesn't like them and not commenting on whether they're anatomically correct or not and obviously he has shit taste if he doesn't like them and that's why I told him to get out. I don't see the problem here. I might've skipped from A to C but you went the full lenght and skipped to somewhere around Q.

Kinetic novels =/= Visual novels
Kinetic novels have no player choice at all, visual novels do

Fuck off, retard. Not even trying.

There's a difference between simply controlling a character with their own unique name and personality experiencing the world through their adventures and shit like living vicariously through shitty blank slates that inexplicably make otherwise decent girls want their dick, you stupid faggot.

For you, maybe.
But you're not the arbitor of all reason and purpose.

It's the same pet peeve that I have with HL2 and everyone riding Gordon's dick.

She's your sister. The school nurse is your mother. Don't ask me to explain, cos the game sure as hell didn't.

Where's the fun in wincest, if you only found out about it after?

user, it was almost 4 minutes since you submitted that exact post. Just delete the other one.

He deleted it, he fucked up the spoiler.

You've obviously spent some time on /monster/

WHOOOO?

what's the sauce

nhentai.net/g/160868/
tsumino.com/Book/Info/21160/1/a-mothers-love

You can use saucenao.com/ to find the artist or title of most manga and doujinshi.

Only shitlords don't like lesbians.

Sure you're not.

Also, I have a gay friend, been my best mate since the first year of high school. I don't understand the attraction to other dudes and it isn't part of my experience so therefore I'm unable to sympathise, doesn't mean I like the guy any less.
Is that really so difficult for these people to understand

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I can understand being attracted to guys after all the gay shit I've been exposed to by 4chan over the years, but I'll never understanding preferring them over tits, ass and hips.

I personally welcome dumbasses making it easier to crush their shitty arguments.

being gay isn't a mental disorder for nothing, user

So only lesbians are acceptable. Gotcha.

Faggot.

Double faggot.

I don't even get the argument

I did at one time, back when they expected the player to actually use their brain and macro the next month in a video game.

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You're the faggot thinking about dicks, faggot. I was thinking of muscles and strength.

"girls can't love girls" t. no one

Is there anything more normalfag and disgusting than yuri? kill yourselves.

I bet yuri posters are women.

Holla Forums has really been shit these past few days and I have no idea why. Where are you retards coming from?

I'll never understand how people can actively say they would prefer dick in their porn without being shameless enough to call themselves raging faggots.

I didn't say anything about dicks you stupid fucking faggot. You're such a fucking faggot that can't think straight you assume everyone thinks about dicks as much as you, dumbshit.

Someone sounds a little cranky.

I've heard some gay shit, but this is far up there.

I like futas and traps. Yuri is for women and 15 year olds.

Woah there Linus, I hate Yurishitters too, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's so much Yurishit because neets want their pure kawaii waifus but also want some of that sweet, sweet fanservice. Yurishit is just an easy vehicle to deliver fanservice to fans without getting dicks involved, because ew dicks are gross they defile my waifu only my dick pleases my waifu. Normalfags never get involved in this at any time, I don't know what you're talking about.

Not that I got anything against waifus or waifufags, but don't pretend that Yuri didn't spring out of this shitty dichotomy.

It makes sense.

Nah, dicks are for raging faggots loser.

How though, unless you're gay yourself?
If I see a good looking dude, I can recognise that he's aesthetically pleasing, but I can't understand how someone, who is also male, would be sexually attracted to it.

user, I'm just talking about seeing complete Beta fuccbois posting with how gay /a/ was capable of being and funny shit like Gachimuchi.

That's what I meant. Again, I can't imagine another man wanting dicks unless they're an emasculated sissy faggot. TnA just inherently has more appeal.

Nah

você_só_tinha_que_imprimir.png

or /tg/

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go back to fucking a pile of rocks and sticks

I was browsing the 3ds eshop one day and I noticed they were having some sales. I checked that out. I found this one game on sale for 10 bucks. Never heard of this shit before. "Conception 2" I watched the trailer. Its like a dating sim with a jrpg slapped on top. I'm a huge faggot so I figured I'll probably love this shit. I love this game. Definitely 10 bucks well spent.

Also, has the balls to include harem end as a possibility.

I just want to be raped by Lyria, is that so wrong?

So is this any good? I'm always wary of western VNs.

Art at least looks solid. No tumblr noses.

A Boy and his Perverted Oneesans' Happy H Apartment Life?

would have been fun if that had happened. Where's a shoujo game where you do get raped and seek out the guy for more dickings?

I enjoyed it a lot, I don't have a lot to compare it to though. 3 romances, 2 bad endings and a harem ending. Some nice twists too.

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/loli/ here, please recommend me a VN.
I'm fine with Japanese ones as well.

Shut your mouth and lick my feet like the emasculated christian you are

Musumaker.

Also try the Smug Series (Monobeno, Maitetsu).

Goons and cuckchaners who want Holla Forums to be a carbon copy of their shithole.

Of course, they're retards when they can't even see how that will never happen.

What autotranslator I should use for it?

I already don't like dating, so why the fuck would I waste my time dating girls who don't even fucking exist jesus christ all of you are so fucking pathetic.

Because real girls are worse than imaginary ones. VN filled with nice girls and nice situations while my life is filled with despair and stupid greedy whores who have no interests whatsoever.

I don't need dating of any kind either, but I'm not some obnoxious little bitch who needs to try and shame everyone just to feel less pathetic unlike you. Fuck off back to cuckchan. Your posting reeks of some dumbass who just stumbled upon here.

this is the best kind of spoiler. I have a new goal.

EVEN BETTER

Girls can't love girls. Delete this thread.

Girls can love girls.
It's science

but should they?

I'm not that pathetic, i tried Love Plus or whatever and felt ashamed of myself.

I'm curious
Creepy is sometimes hot

Sure, yes.

Godspeed, user.

You know what is also normalfag? Breathing.
All normalfags do it.

So go be special and suffocate. Meanwhile, I'll endulge in my normalcy.

Spoken like a true tumblrfag womyn proud of being inferior.

Hey guess what, you'll never know this superior feel.

mouth breathers don't actually breathe m8

I like to play Yuri dating sims because I want to be a girl but I'm not gay/into guys

Also genuine romance with hand holding and cuddling and emotional exchanges is tops, I don't really like the whole "give me gifts until I like you, then we'll fuck"

but mostly it's just because I wanna be a girl really bad

I don't know what the fuck's wrong with me, I thought I would get over that with age and maturity but I'm already in my mid twenties and I still wish to be the little girl

this is delusion and masturbation formed at their worst parts. You're supposed to embrace your faults and use them as fuel to drive you. Would live have been easier if you were a 5'4 pretty white girl. Yeah. No doubt girls have it easiest in the monster that is western social jungle. But It's not what you're given at birth that defines you bro. It's how you respond to it that defines you. I think the value of perseverance, and having the heart of a lion have been lost in mainstream society. But you gotta look it for it bro.

Get a load of this faggot. How can you even try and pretend you want to be the little girl if you don't, at the very least, want an onii-chan to make you into a woman?

Pic related.

You realise imaginary dating girls that don't exist can be just as good as you make it out to be?

You're reading way too far into it and in all the wrong ways

In real life, sure. But when I clock out of that, I don't have to any more.
It's not about that. Being a white male is pretty fantastic.
I don't live for society, I just live IN it.

I'm pretty averse to any and all kinds of sincere and genuine sexuality and have been for a while, though I can't say I wasn't interested during puberty.

And that kind of weird role playing – with REAL people – really bothers me. I'm not interested in that.

Are you stupid or just bait?

And your webm's broken.

Anyone who's dick doesn't get hard at the sight of two women lezing it up is gayer than a gay bar full of gays gaying it up in gay clothes on gay day.

Or he is impotent.

Desperation is written all over your post at any rate. Maybe mental midgetry since you don't understand the mind using things as proxies for the self.

Look who's talking.

You're just an obnoxious faggot and I hear some pretention in their as well.

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Drawn lesbians who aren't buzzcut bulldykes or hamplanets are hot. There's nothing tumblr about that.

Why is this thread so shit? The previous VN thread was great.

Yuritopia manager was surprisingly long and well written.

I'll probably even buy it when it's cheaper.

lel

what is the source of that video?

Men are meant to be attracted to women
2 >1
You enjoy watching another man fuck a women and hearing his grunts, over two women's bodies writhing in pleasure and hearing only their moans

You are gay, sir.

And you're a cuck.

How is he the cuck here?

You expect me to read that retard? How's that useless degree holding up?, faggot i hate you so much, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee koll yourself.

I think you might be the faggot here

Karl?

Literally why something as harmless as yuri causing so much shitposting. Stop arguing like fucking idiots and talk about lesbians in nip games or talk about VNs with gameplay.

Lmao welcome to nu Holla Forums, show your gratitude to uncle Holla Forums

I've seen actual Holla Forums threads and you reek of cuckchan Holla Forumstard filth. Literally kill yourself, you worthless uneducated shitposting subhuman.

Holocaust this!

…epic for the win?

How is a spectator ever not a cuck?

Because they're not fucking romantically or sexually involved with the character?

Watching characters simply express their love or lust for each other is nothing even comparable to watching a nigger fuck your wife while sitting their like a pathetic faggot. Stop being retarded.

Homosexual act of the opposite sex, you retard.

Still a homosexual act you pole smoking faggot

Why is a dick improving anything user?

If you dont like dicks then 2 women having intercourse would be better than half of the previous example and even worse, a dude.

lel

i'm not pagan, i just did that to piss off christian shitbags

How does that make you gay then, faggotlord?

I jerk off to women.
you jerk off to men and women, but mostly men, since you seem obsessed with penises. Who's more gay here?

This is a fun circle jerk and all. But post more yuri.

why are there still gay panic trolls on 8ch in 2016

Man, just shut the fuck up.

Slap yourself

Because people have differing opinions on every topic in every location, even in the CURRENT YEAR.

Here's an opinion you can't differ from.

Owls are the best birds.

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OBJECTION

You keep digging your hole though

Faggotry aside, Starlight Vega is a good game.

Other VNs:

Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme: I saw a review that said that it was an insult to the transgender community and bought it with heavy relief in my heart. But then I only played the demon arc, where a guy wakes up after a night out as a succubus.

Highschool Possession: it's lewd that punishes you for seeking lewdness by ruining the life of the girl and then murdering you with mystery illness. what.

Magical Diary: too many niggers. It's fun to chase after the demon like a battered wife, but the game hates your guts for it.

The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter 0. Very cool. Yuri. No lewd. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE GAME?

Sakura Fantasy Chapter 1: you have a magical power and it is peeping. Godly game. WHERE ARE THE SEQUELS?

Strawberry Vinegar: loli yuri, no lewd until you're old enough for it. I played and got the good ending, then continued to play to get the other endings – but I had to stop, because my heart couldn't take the mistreatment required. Accidentally got a bad ending because I truthfully blamed her instead of my father for something dumb. The bad endings are scary shit.

This is all Linux steam stuff. If you still use Windows after 10, or have wine set up, then Demon Master Chris is great yuri dungeon crawling lewd encounters fun. With great endings.

Wow, how fucking gay are you?

Lovely.

You could have at least used a hawk for an argument.