Things you can say about Holla Forums but not your girlfriend

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You're fat and I don't want to have sex with you ?

You really know how to suck, baby.

You exist

it exists

I'm getting tired by shit it keeps spewing.

I love you

I hate all of you.

It blows

Holla Forumsme.

Brb killing myself

You look like a goddamn pig in heat. If you get raped by a pack of niggers, it'll be your own damn fault.

BAZINGA

I said that to my gf all the time because she claimed to like nerdy things

then she left me

Your love of cock is boundless.

First the jacuzzi, then blow me!

"Interesting enough to be entertaining"

We've done this before, I want to try something new.
But really, get a new question.

"i want to see your catalog filled with BBC"

at least one of you faggots isn't baiting and actually has gf. leave.

I like to be on you all day.

No matter how much I brush I can't get rid of the taste of shit.

Loyal

Holla Forums exists

you deserve it

I am tried you being BLACKED!

I love Lolita.

Holla Forums exists

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Was getting caught part of your plan?

He's a big guy

Inspired by true events.