Kino calling

I fucking dare you to say something bad about it, double niggers.

cumskins are in it

It's pretty good, Escape from LA is also great but it has a completely different tone.

It was wrong about New York, but LA Is pretty much correct. But it should be "Escape from Commiefornia".

It was hard to take Snake seriously once you saw his dumb snake tattoo.

Solid Snake was based on him.

Ghosts of Mars should've been Escape from Mars.

wow

That would have been so great.
Snake Plisken vs Demons.
Snake Plisken as the protagonist of not-DooM.

Kurt Russel's girlfriend was shoehorned in as the mullet hooker and the scene was awkward dull and unnecessary.