WebM thread goes here

RIP AND TEAR EDITION

Other urls found in this thread:

picosong.com/BjyH/
youtube.com/results?search_query=MPC4utube
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

...

...

If I wanna rip and tear I'll call your mom

starting the thread with the left foot, eh, OP?

...

...

Shill thread

...

And the worst part is, when put in the hands of somebody who knows how to play it, the singleplayer is looking fun.

That's a big webm, OP. Could've condensed that down to one MB at best. That's about 8/12ths of the original Doom.wad right there. That's 8 MBs of storage that could be used to store a better game.

This was not meant to be spoiled

I'd use a name but you guys would call me a namefag

I'm the guy who made this

dark souls comes off like a bad imitation these days

More like ripe and queer. Figures, OP.

Just like TNO right?

...

First for anime :3

That does not convince me one bit

all I can see in that clip is no matter how much you shoot those fuckers, you still have to glory kill them, because lowering their health only puts them in the glory kill stun state instead of just fucking killing them

the game is shit and you should kill yourself, faggot

...

Someone's upset

It just looks like a fast, old school shooter. Not as fast as DOOM and that cinematic kill bullshit still looks like it'll get old, but still like it could be somewhat fun.

is it you? booty bothered that bethesda won't get my shekels?

...

picosong.com/BjyH/

I don't give a shit, I just think it's funny you're this assmad and paranoid

You can kill them with another shot and at very close proximity they would get gibbed

Don't bother dude, shill has become an excuse to just shitpost any thread the triggered children here don't like, we're turning into tumblr at this point.


Any excuse to shitpost I guess.

...

...

It's like you weren't around for FO4's release.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Gotta pay the electricity bill somehow


I hope those 10 dollars were woth it OP

If you were going to call me a shill you could at least say I'm an Elgato shill

Shits amazing

...

requesting a sauce on all the asses.

...

Obligatory.

...

And now the rest since ppl are too busy yelling "Shill"

...

Wew I didnt know people filmed me trying to play DaS3

...

...

You're not even trying OP

...

...

...

And I wasn't happy with the version somebody else made/posted so I made my own

Does anyone have the video of him failing the XCOM tutorial?

...

...

Has there been any significant updates to this. I know that Gawker was going to make an appeal so they didn't have to pay punitive damages, but I have not heard anything since

Anyone got that Nekopara "Press P to Bounce" webm?

Is this the autistic son of DSP?

...

...

...

glory kills are really situational on higher difficulties because you stand still right after the animation and get hit by 40 billion projectiles

what are you talking about? the only upgrades for the shotgun are a grenade launcher and a multi shot burst. the super shotgun has no range upgrades either.

there are large areas that have jump pads and portals

the higher the difficulty, the more enemies. it can get pretty hectic. no idea how many there are on ultra violence.

Sorry, I have no idea.

...

How much did they pay you OP?

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Friend bought me it actually

As for the active DOOM shilling campaign this is the first time I've heard of it, I just recorded like 40 minutes as I tested out/got used to the controls and I figured I should start a WebM with a new vidya one so I picked it

I could always post Planetside 2 WebM's but I don't think you guys would like those that much

But here, have fun

...

Theres worst


Oh boy here they come

...

...

...

...

Can't even enjoy a simple webm thread lately without you fucks from either side of the Doom bullshit coming in and wiping your ass on the carpet.

i'm on Holla Forums why should i expect a discussion?

...

...

That game looks fun. Anyone can give me a heads up?

...

...

What's happened to Holla Forums recently?

oh how silly of me. please, repost the same webms for the 1000th time.

...

Man, off by a few bytes, could almost post the mp4 and image together


Sure OP

Its dead island with parkour, its fun but it drags on too long and the final boss is a QTE

...

...

See

...

...

...

...

...

...

why do i even come here. you must like and hate the same games or else you're a fucking shill. have fun you hugbox faggots.

Remarkably average. If people call that gameplay fast, then we've really been in an FPS rut because that was kinda slow.


I want to know where the original video of this is from

...

Since ppl are having fun calling me a Shill and all

...

...

...

good riddance, say hi to reddit for us

...

...

I'm wondering that right now too.

Oh man, do you get paid extra for cracking jokes like that?

...

Is that the new bloom? Why is everyone doing this?

...

Heard some faglord say he doesn't want that game too hard, it better be fuckin hard though.

...

i get paid to fuk ur mum m8. leaving now.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

The first half is real fun the second half is fucking terrible because all the buildings are tall making running away a chore and then they make a bullet sponge enemy a normal enemy that is the most annoying shit because when you shoot any other enemy in the head they die but this one takes like ten headshots to kill and the fucking ten shots to kill the fucker attract like nine of the fast annoying zombies that are easier to kill but they just keep fucking coming and then you spend a fucking hour killing fuckers to open a goddamn box that shouldn't take a goddamn hour to open but the niggers keep hitting you out of the opening animation.

...

...

...

...

Alright I appreciate the input but goddammit 0148f7, use some fucking commas

...

...

...

No. I was tricked into putting 40 hours into a game that should have ended the mission before the second city. I want you to feel my wasted time.

...

Oh fug, I didn't know there were more Fox News ones

...

...

...

...

don't worry bby it's a new one

Have any more?

...

...

Godamn i want that shirt

...

...

...

...

is that a fake dick?

...

Nope, he is a big guy.

hahahahahah lmfao what a retard

how dare you?

...

...

...

...

...

looks pretty fake to me, the tip looks like silicon/plastic

A past blast from Holla Forums

...

I keep remembering that Polygon video

"..I said don't microwave, don't screw around…with a beautiful shirt on!"

More pissed that his dumb ass son ruined that beautiful shirt than the possible blindness.

Sons already ruined, that shirt was all he had left.

Holla Forums realized that they should calm down their baby duck syndrome.

dubs

...

...

...

you know
the guy makes some decent points (particularly about how health/ammo drops work since there's really no incentive to just shoot fuckers dead instead of glory killing them)
but I feel like a few of his points boil down to the differences between a game where you were nailed to the floor, and a game where you have complete 3 dimensional control of where you're going
I think id put a lot of work into making the arenas "flow" well in terms of letting the player always have a possible place to move to, whereas the original game was more about the limitations placed on the player and making cramped rooms and enemy numbers as the difficulty
nudoom places alot of its poker chips on platforming since their main focus was on speed, so they made the player speedy in 3 dimensions
it may have been a better idea to have more enemies with 3D shutdown capabilities, but the emphasis on mobility itself is hardly a bad thing

He's probably blind now. Why would he microwave this? Some kind of youtube view farming?

...

...

...

...

Based Rich Evans

...

...

;_;

I doubt it, I once got that shit into my eyes too and I am not blind.

Idk if it's the same shit that I bought, but I had one that you had to shake and it would glow then. The one I bought must have been broken or something, because I took it out the packages, shaked it and it instantly broke with some of that shit going into my eyes.

Was the first and last time I bought that shit.

...

...

Yeah but his was microwaved. From his cries it must have been hot as fuck.

...

Guy is a legit autist and not the smart kind

...

...

...

...

...

anyone got this guy's name? I want to bathe in autism

...

...

...

...

youtube.com/results?search_query=MPC4utube

...

Dis happy times I live in

I wonder what their store page look like now, considering they have the "recent reviews" addition now for game pages.

...

...

more pls

Any Raid webm?

...

...

...

Fuck you Marvel.

The only thing that is supposed to happen when you put Frank in jail is make it easier for him to murder the shit out of everyone.

...

...

...

I want to fuck that pony

...

Thin man lucky fat man doesn't rip his head off

...

user are you okay?

...

this pls

i hope you have more friends like him.

...

...

...

ayy

...

…did you not see him just murder the shit out of 8 dudes?

...

...

After whining like a bitch at the cops to let him out. Punisher MAX Frank would have rejoiced at the chance to murder them. In fact, in the comic the cops are doing everything in their power to keep him away from the general population because it's like turkey shoot with him in prison.

That shit only works on those one-hit pinata possessed enemies, and it's a terribly inefficient way to kill them.

...

It's like trying to talk to normalfags.

What?

I hope that's a comedian in disguise, otherwise my hope in humanity is hitting an all time low

crashing my sides with no survivors

...

The webm in showed a faggot glory-kill like 4 or 5 possessed, when one shotgun blast would have taken them all out.

It was a comedy sketch.

Only on the easiest setting can you walk up and punch them, otherwise you have to at least shoot them one or two times with any weapon before you can execute them

...

...

...

...

great, uploaded those in wrong order.

yee

...

...

...

...

...

What's the name of that song? and this one too, if anyone knows

...

...

Man that show was basically just "how much can we fuck up a house using science n' shit"

...

...

...

...

...

I should really retitle this "Tara Strong Acting naturally"

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

So is that kid legit retarded? He sounds like it.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

I'm sorry but I'm too retarded to know how to webm

...

...

...

...

You're an idiot

They use a combination of womanlets, manlets and camera angles. This is how they make dicks look bigger than they actually are

...

look at again

his "foreskin" looks like rubber. That dick is fake.

...

...

...

...

...

Dude if you really want to know just look up danny dong, guy made gay porn before switching to straight porn. Dick is very real

...

...

...

Is there a game that looks as great as this one but isn't shit?

Hogan slammed them and now he's going for the leg drop. They're still on the defensive because they're still a chance they leaked the racist rant that cost him his job at WWE

sauce?

...

Sorry for the 4 hours delay user, i hope you didnt died waiting but, is this the video you ask for?

I don't even have time to post new shit before bump limit, these threads pop up and fill out so fast.

That's the fucking Can Can you pleb.

...

Thanks for the music user.

Did you turn the video bitrate down to absolute garbage in order to squeeze all that audio and make it 15+ minutes?

One image file repeated at one frame per second takes almost no bitrate.

Oh, is 300 not the bump limit anymore?

Then I'll post this.

Ok.
I'm having a problem encoding a video. There's 2 parts where it shows the sun shining brightly in the source video but when I encode it with VP9 those 2 scenes just shit themselves and they look corrupt. When I run it with VP8 the problem doesn't happen but the quality is garbage.

Any help?

...

Hard to say without knowing what you're using to make webms. Is that the video you're trying to convert?

No. I was trying to convert a MAD to post in the threads but I had to put it on hold.
It's this scene with the light glare that corrupts when I put it on the whole video. I noticed it doesn't do it when I crop just that part so it probably means the compression shits itself when handling those bright colors in that section.

I probably have to resize it and make it even smaller than 360P in order to get it to look smoothly.

Where did you find Sarkeesian's teleseminar?

...

...

I cant wait till this whole fag ass retro new wave shit blows over. Pure trash.

every time

...

...

saved.

Yeah that's exactly the one I meant, I tried search for "Press P to Bounce" and all it gave me was a video of some fat asshole playing. Thanks.

I mean my friends who loved the originals are praising the new game's speed in compared to Doom 3 and they said it finally felt like Doom again. Based on all the positive reviews from people who actually played the game it actually seems like a game that could be worth playing especially with the snapmap shit.

...

...

...