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When they arent playing 2hu or yugioh

I know this is a Street Fighter thread, but I just gotta say this.
I can see why Monster Hunter Freedom 3 aka Portable 3rd sold the best, because at the time it was the absolute best Monster Hunter with the best gameplay mechanics, graphics and monsters to come out. It blew me away how much it had improved over MHFU. That being said, Portable 3rd was only available in Japan as well and never saw a western release. Truly a shame. I played an English patched version of it on my PSP and was blown away by how much broken shit they fixed from MHFU.

4 weebs playing as cute girls in cute armor fighting giant monsters has more appeal than two salty niggas playing blanka and zangeif for years on repeat. Who knew?

You know the strangest thing?

Monster Hunter is the only japanese franchise thats getting MORE profitable in the world.

Its also the only one that has never casulalised for 'wider mainstream appeal'.

And no developer will ever notice this.

Everyone I've known who plays Monster Hunter always made a character based on their own gender, which might be because the animations are very fluid and have a lot of personality added to them. A friend of mine is a man of function and prefers playing a male over female when normally he prefers females due to the fact that some of the female armor is very revealing and hardly looks like armor at all. I'm sure that appeals to waifu fags and girls who want to play sexy characters that they can try to relate to, while guys generally like looking big, bad and tough.
I'm sure there are tons more people who play Pokémon as a girl than a boy compared to Monster Hunter.
Sometimes I wish you could romance some of the cute NPCs in the game though. Pic related.

The phrase "own gender" makes me feel sick due to SJWs and degenerates goddamnit

In other news water is wet.

SFV is beyond horrible, it's… I'm gonna say the second worst street fighter. First being SF2 where every character has ToD combos

Then what is the best street fighter?

oh wait I forgot SFxT was a thing. That's the worst one hands down.

As for best it's a bit of a toss up, each have good and bad things about them. Alpha's my favorite, but I wouldn't say it's the best.

While its nice that its actually selling and getting fucking releases outside of japan

god the meme spewing retards its been getting more and more noticable each release also

Ive been playing since the ps2 game and played every release aside from the cat side games
maybe it feels like I'm being a hipster or something? I dunno but I dont want the dark souls audience or the reddit audience in my game

that said I doubt either of those would change much in terms of the actual game though

ha.

I should really get a cheap 3DS before Generations comes out in the west.

It's so close but so far away.

Emulate P3rd one you are done with FU, It's good too and there's a translation patch/HD textures of the PS3 version. Don't buy a 3ds, wait for Citra to be able to run them, Citra is getting better by the day lately.

It's okay to admit the hitboxes are fucked in earlier Monster Hunter games, user.

Here's a random german hunter getting destroyed by the Nargacuga.

Nigger, I already beat both of them and I move around too much to emulate on my PC.

I'd advise you to think twice regarding that decision.
My N3DS is the most expensive door stopper I've ever bought.
It's not like it has nogaems, it's just that, as a personal entertainment device, it's really fucking shit. Stunted features like a web browser from the last century, no music playback and that godawful resolution are anachronistic, to employ a euphemism. I hate to play on it.

The soulsfags are very vocal that "as long as theres no lock on monsters hunters will be a shit soulslike not worth playing".

Dodged a bullet there.

nigga the fuck you think shit should be a fucking smart phone
3DS is probably the best console of "this" generation at this point and out of everything besides PC is worth owning

yea
Im in PAL regions so I always got stuck with the fucking third world shitters in Tri and 3U and 4
fucking french

I understand, but i do not agree. Cute girls are the backbone of monhun.

I only play with Holla Forums or the folks i met at the monhun cafes here in england.
Randos usually means "JE SUIS UN MONTE, FUCK U ENGLISS PIG TAKE REFUGEE COCK"

I expect from a product to be not shit, which the 3DS family fails at quite spectacularly.

What's up with that phrase anyway?

Just buy a New3DSXL user. It's worth it for Monster Hunter alone if you enjoy the game a lot, and if you really want to experience all the games on the system, you can get MH3U, MH4U and the upcoming MHG.
The online play is also great, with lower rank pub games having a chaotic charm to them with people of many different skill levels while G-rank is generally full of people who know what they're doing.

In fact, I made a german hunting friend who didn't speak a lick of english. We went from HR3 all the way to HR7 in one sitting, then later on I found him in G rank 3 after not seeing him for a month while I was G rank 1 myself. Horus, if you're out there reading this I miss you man and you're an amazing gunlance user

Why would you use your 3DS for anything other than games? I use my phone for absolutely everything except for games.

It's okay user. I like to hunt with cute hunters and sending them flying with a hammer to make them moan makes me hard

Yeah, some hitboxes are pretty fucked up in FU, but outside of the obvious plessioth or some weird cases like your video, none of them is a really that annoying.
I'm not saying P3rd is bad or anything user, but FU>P3rd all day every day.


then get a used 2ds or something, those are dirt cheap

default mounting emote for french language settings

2DS is a good option as far as I've heard, as long as you don't mind the lack of a 'sleep' function by folding (I think they have a button for that though), and only one speaker. But the 3DS's sound quality has neve been that great so I don't believe anything is really lost

I made my first ever qt hunter for 4
before then I played male

yep pretty much sums up playing monster hunter online

I'm pretty chilled so so dont mind carrying retards and helping with shit I dont need since I enjoy hunting and sometimes hunting with a poor little french cuck while his wife is fucking 5 muslims can be ok

its the default french text for frencies mounting
normally followed by them falling off and dying 3 times and leaving the room

reported for huntress bullying.

If the controls on a handheld weren't so fucking bad they were worse than Kid I cards then maybe Monster Hunter would be a good game.

What's the matter cutie? Don't you like to be bullied? Don't you like to go soaring through the air? Even to save you because you're mid animation and are about to get hit?

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How else do they learn to take on their first pink rath'?

My fingers still hurt.
The controls really are the fault of capcom putting it on handhelds only, with a second analogue stick and a lock on it's way easier to actually look around now

the claw was a rite of passage.

Claw wasn't so bad once your hand adjusted and you permanently fucked up the curvature of your palm from pumping in over 600hours.

Ive grabbed one of these
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I played so much 4U but god it hurt my hands so much more than claw gripping since the psp was at least a bit nicer to hold than the 3DS

from what Ive seen of this grip is that its fucking big so should be nice

I cant even do it anymore, Ive got arthritis in my hands so player any of the psp monhun games is impossible without high strength pain killers

Brutal.

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The nice thing about the CPP is how its thick like an average milf in a thicc thread. its like holding a bulky, yet comfy controller to the point its so comfy to use the base 3ds feels hard, angular and far too small to use for none turn based games.

Only scrubs get destroyed by the Pink Rathian, shit was easy.
More often than not the pubs I played with fainted 3 times

Nigga the claw was actually comfy once you got it down, you didn't even need to strain your hand too much to do it properly.

Just how hard did grip your PSP? Holy shit

I was predisposed to arthritis anyway but the claw has made my left index finger even worse, I played Freedom when I was 10 so I think playing the games non stop as a grew up also fucked me over.
Worth it though. so many good memories with this series

literally git gud. Once you got used to it clawing was not bad at all.

it even comes in use in other games like Demon's Souls. Claw grip is an essential skill for games.

Monhun on psp changes a man.

Cycling through your inventory with your left hand and simultaneously moving employs a similar technique, but really doesn't come close.
I just did it intuitively as well, muscle memory is fascinating.

Let this be a testament of how cool Monhun is

Never even touched monhun, but even I realized how crucial the claw grip is for getting better at games.

You are missing the best of times. Loading up 4U and setting up a room with anons on a cold night with a warm comfy mug of tea made last autumn amazing.

They seem like great games. I'll give them a try in time, maybe once they shake the Nintendo deal off or the next Nintendo system is a notable step up.

PPSSPP is your friend.

I don't like emulation of systems I can just load the game on.

didn't they shut down the psps online functionality last year?

But the new weapons are casual as fuck. Bug stick and switch blade rape the shit out of the game. Bug stick with its amazing movement and switch blade with its ability to parry and non stop attack.

So how well did they balance the different styles in cross/generations? Seems like something that could very easily have ended up with a weapon having only one worth while style.

this month, this year.

What's wrong with it? I only play fighting games when I'm at a buddy's house or something.

Metal Gear Solid 5 was a more finished retail build.

Monster Hunter is a game I will never play because the control scheme is fucking awful.

Maybe if it comes to PC and I can bind my keys how I want them instead of Crapcums awful control scheme I would.

Explain

Just get good ;^p

Its like 2 years ago I tried the series I'm not gonna remember exactly what was so horrid about it. Only that I found it unplayable.

June 15 bro.

You are probably just bad at the game. The control scheme feels perfect.

I am curious about this as well. When I played cross, it felt like each weapon had a best style, or at least some styles made the other ones redundant.

Autism of this magnitude is rare

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Please stop that.

Granted, the controls aren't perfect, but you're really coming off as a sperg who's trying to stir up shit by putting words into someone else's mouth.

That just makes you look bad.

lol, sorry if it was blunt. But realistically, the control scheme is perfectly fine. What could be done to make it better? Everything you want to do is immediately accessible. Even better with the second screen introduction if you wanted to customize some things.

Considering it is an incredibly popular franchise, the idea that "controls so bad it isn't worth playing" falls on it's face.

Yes, popularity is admissible since it directly relates to the topic at hand: usability. If it's setup was prohibitively bad, by it's nature it would make the game unpopular. But that clearly isn't the case.

The only real fact of the matter is: you are probably just not very good at the game, and you are chalking it up to "bad controls".

Yeah, laughing at someone because they assume anyone who starts a game the first time. That totally makes people spergs.


Your argument relies on everyone liking the same things. This is not how things work.

Fixed

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No, it doesn't. You are saying the controls were prohibitively poor designed so that it meant you could not play the game. This is objectively false.

Especially since the controls are a means to an end. Almost every function in the game has minimal execution requirement possible for physical input (that is, 1 button press to execute).

You are going to have to explain how this is somehow "bad controls".

Like I said, or you just are bad at the game. I don't know why you are taking this so personally, it's a hard game.

*squishes*

I think I found the real autist here.

I don't even like Monster Hunter and I think you should gas yourself

they got 4 things right with SFV:

that's it, it's a glorified soft porn game with a fighting lobby

i'll buy it on super sale so I can jerk off to Mika in-game

Fuck! You got me, bruh

I'll never understand you people

Yeah to be fair the tiddy was immaculate in SFV.

His argument is that everyone has to like all the same things and people have to be great at every game the first time they try it for a few hours. As well as trying to dictate what I meant. He's completely autistic and not worth talking to or listening to. Try and read.

They are Mon Hun fanboys, a subgenre of nintendo fanboys.
Give it two-three years, I couldn't critize Pokemon either back in 2013, people were defending megas as if their lives depended on it.

Mon Hun is degrading from what it once was and the fanbase is unaware since most of them started playing on the Wii with Monster Hunter Tri.

You already called me autistic, thus you are right and the controls suck! You don't need to keep answering to defend your honor.

That's nice and all, but when are we going to get an entry that isn't on the 3ds?
The series is being crippled by staying on that thing. I'm sure they remember how much nicer it looked/performed on the Wii, and they know the game itself is a system seller.
It's not often we get nice things, this would be a good place to start.

Why would they put it on another console, it's selling like hotcakes, more than it has ever sold.

Kill yourself any time please

can't complain

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fuck i'm retarded

I honestly can't blame Capcom for that since Nintendo no doubt will force them to use the tablet.


Calm your autism and read what you were replying to.

He is right and you haven't formed a single rebuttal other then criticizing his proficiency in the game.
I have no idea what makes Mon Hun fanboys such a mindset where they can deny any flaws of the game.
A game comes out on PSP where you have to contort your fingers which DOES hurt most peoples hands do to your hand ligaments being stretched to the max.

Many Mon Hun due to not actually playing the older games just claiming they did, have no idea that the game has been plagued with control problems since the very beginning.

Weapon attacks used to be controlled with the analog stick, while cameras can only be controlled with the shoulder buttons.

The PSP fixed some of the problems but only had one analog.

Then it came out on the 3DS which helped a bit, but still had the same fucking problems.
Then it came out on the Wii and Wii U both with stupid fucking controls, the only useful thing being the items loadout on the controller.

Fucking Christ, you can like the game and still except criticism of it.

I've been trying to tell him it was my personal taste for like 4 posts now, which means I'm not even blaming the game. And he hasn't been capable of reading my post. I doubt he will even be capable of reading yours.

No shit you dont understand, you have no idea what you are talking about.

He said controls sucked, I pointed out they didn't because of minimal complexity for game execution. He declared autism, thus winning.

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pointing out, no, the controls are not so bad that it can't be played
pointing out that the game maximizes itself in many areas (one button press for action, it doesn't get more elegant than that).

So the argument is that is has poor camera controls? Ok, that can actually be talked about. Since there are a wealth of things to fix this.

Namly the lock-on feature was added in response to the fact the "claw method" was the defacto, which most people would agree with.

Then in coming to the 3DS, additional control options were added for customization by taking advantage of the second screen.

And now you have complete control with the N3DS with use of the nub. Any existing camera problems are no longer relevant in light of that.


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You never made a "taste" statement. You are claiming the controls are objectively bad, but refused to ever explain how. You then said you found it "unplayable".>>9362450

Clear enough for you? Oh wait, autism. You are right!

I know this is a monhun thread so this post will be slightly off topic
I played a bit of MHFU on the psp and didn't like it much, but then i got my hands on god eater burst and found it a lot of fun
How do the two compare? is MH a lot deeper, should i revisit it?
Does the new god eater coming out on pc sound good?

I'm noticing a pattern here.

Monster hunter was one of 4 games commissioned by capcom to utilise the ps2 modem and be 4 player with online co-op, the only other that got a sequel was resi outbreak. But this shit is just enjoyed way more on handhelds. "Crippling" is only a factor for the traditional graphics whore of the late 90's.

I've read the whole thread and all you've done is say the controls suck and cry autism rather than even explain why the controls are bad.

The argument was never about a matter of taste and his argument has nothing to do with everyone liking the same thing, he's saying that the controls are fully functional and playable and thus not "ass," which I disagree with by the way since I do think a game that requires you to distort and mutilate your hand in order to play it effectively is not exactly intuitive.

What I hate is faggots like you who make a claim and instead of trying to give a single good reason to back it up or argue like a rational adult, cry out autism and whatever other buzzword you can think of.

Once again, gas yourself.

Top fucking reddit.
Minimal complexity for a game means that controls can be fucked?
What kind of sense does that make.
Yeah dude, because Super Mario is a simple game, jump should be controlled by the d-pad.
Movement forward and behind can be the shoulder buttons.
Throwing a fireball can be select.
And X can be crouch.

Haven't played GE, but the thing with MH is you have to try it a few times before you get the hang of it. I dumped the game about 4 times before trying it and finding it fun.
Keep revisiting it whenever you feel like it and it'll click eventually

Have you ever payed Mon Hun?
How can you not say the controls are bad? They have been bad from the founding of the IP, its been one of the biggest flaws of Monster Hunter, which is even more unforgivable because its not hard to make good controls.

Did you even read my post you quadruple nigger?

I said the controls are shit, the difference is that I gave an actual reason for my opinion instead of shitting out a bunch of insults all over the place

This is called "c'mon, I mean, c'mon" argument. It's got a new name these days, sometimes called the "current year" argument. Where you just keep asserting your position while going "c'mon I'm right" without actually explaining why.

I already addressed your camera complaints, which were valid on the PSP because them having to compensate for a lack of analog stick on the right hand, and to an extent on the original 3DS for the same reasons (even if they tried to push that strange addon).

So what are your other complaints? Specifically. Perhaps you could present a hypothetical control scheme for us in which you address these problems, thus making it more apparent?

C'mon, I mean c'mon, will you finally substantiate the complaint you're desperately trying to pass off as valid criticism without substance? Accept your burden of proof or stop pretending you have something to say, jesus fuck.

People are waiting for you to even actually start this argument you pussy.

well these fuckers that was making monster hunter like game for pc few years ago are apparently still working on it, when i remembered about this shit and checked their twitter there was hope

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I am pretty sure you have the wrong post. I have no complaints.

Why do people play and Street Fighter game after Third Strike competitively? SS2T is the best for simple, bare-bones combat, Third Strike is the best for tactical and complex fighting, and Alpha 3 is the best CUHRAZEE, lighting-fast autism fits. Every game in the series since tries to do a little a bit of all three but fails to succeed at any of them.

WHO SAW THAT COMING?

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I forgot that nintendo was a gud boy who dindunuffin.

Sony paid for SFV to exist and announced Shenmue 3's kikestarter.

I forgot that nintendo can do no wrong as long as sony is alive. :^)

Speak for yourself and you homo friends you fag.

I only play as qts with giant swords killing very large monsters.

It's not like it's a fetish or anything

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Glad someone else sees it.
Mon Hun is quickly devolving into a team playing button smasher with ANIMU press X FOR AWESOME weapons.

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The souls fag will never be able to handle the massive grind and colorful game and I'm sure monster hunter is pretty popular on reddit though.

that's just a picture of a dog

true, well, maybe not the last one, but I was responding to your image

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I'm a different fag, learn to read ids

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July 15th bro

Nigga are you serious try grinding a Blue Titanite slab in DaS1.
I'll fight anyone of the Elder Dragons for their hearts or scales before I do that again.

Ah yeah, the tail "splash" you quickly learned to roll instead of run from that tail slam, but even then you could get clipped.

Monhun girls have better armor

Well you got a point. Never really wanted to grind that much in souls anyways since I find regular enemies annoying as shit in those games.


Not all the time.

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Are you a leftist? I can't think of anyone else who would doublethink that fucking hard.

you are retarded, he's clearly implying that it was only called casual by scrubs who suck at it. Also
Holla Forums is two blocks down buddy.

Ah the Dark Souls defense, classic.

I never said it was a good argument, but its not doublethink.

fasho

The 3DS lacking a second analog stick is what made me withhold from buying Monster Hunter in the first place as I tried a friend's 3DS with the infamous claw grip, but with my index finger on the analog stick and thumb on the D-pad. I was quite used to using the claw grip due to my experience playing MH3rd on the PSP.

Needless to say, it was fucking horrible. I read online that MH3rd on the PSP wasn't released in the west because Sony refused to localize it for Capcom, and thus it never came to be. That's one big reason why MH3U and MH4U jumped over onto the 3DS, despite the original PSVita being miles better than the old 3DS at the time and it was because Nintendo offered to localize it for Capcom.

I will never forgive Sony for fucking up with the PSVita. They could've had an amazing console and it would've been a real contender for the 3DS in Japan at the very least, but they fucked up. Due to Monster Hunter's popularity in Japan, sales of the 3DS skyrocketed in the japanese market.

Now I know nothing about the new game, but 4U did a good job making sure all of its DLC was free and on a regular schedule, there was even hearsay about them standing up to the suits who wanted them to charge for it for max kikery.

Of course I personally want to believe this but it's unfounded as far as I know.

I would be all for 4U if it wasn't anime weapons, and on a ded console.

However knowing nintendo it will slowly drift away from its roots and before you know it your fighting poorly designed pokemon and over the top psuedo-scifi weapons.

I have legitimately cried after my hand locked up after grinding in Unite over the fact I will always have to suffer with shit controls to play MH.
The closest I can get to good controls is emulating monster hunter and monster hunter dos.
Its funny with 8x alias and higher resolution the armors and game look much better then some of the games released in the last 5 years.

Don't the 3DS games have CPP/N3DS support?
Surely they're not that retarded

Monster Hunter on a N3DSXL is pretty alright. It's definitely the best in the handheld series by far, though I have cleared MHP3rd on PPSSPP using a PS3 and Wii U Pro Controller, and I was able to bind the D-pad controls onto the second analog stick.

That coupled with playing with a friend online who I finished all the content with made for an amazing experience. In fact, the only reason I even have a N3DSXL is because he bought one for me by complete surprise as well as himself to play together shortly after the New 3DS's came on the market.

Needless to say, we're still playing together and we've managed to 2 man the White & Red Fatalis, the Monster Hunter final contract you get after deciphering the glyphs etc etc.

Here are our guild cards and a couple screenshots from when we played MHP3rd together on PPSSPP. I really miss being able to take screenshots on the fly.

Of course they support it, at least on MH4U. I once had a weird glitch where my N3DS couldn't find the analog stick. Fixed with a restart.

Here's also a video compilation I made of most of our hunts at high rank.

It's really quiet, so turn up your volume if you're interested in watching. Also post more guild cards and content made by anons if you haven't already.

You've never played the first SF if you think 2 is the worst.

SF1 is so bad that no one considers it even remotely seriously. That's like saying that cockroach is the worst thing to eat in the kitchen.

I had this problem when playing 3U, especially the first time underwater hunting, I considered getting the grip but after a couple tries I managed to get used to the controls, especially after figuring out how to customize the second screen.

I don't have any problems anymore but I do have some camera trouble every now and then in 4U but I just run away and refocus my camera. in 3U it was a pain in the ass since pushing the up or down button on the screen thumpad switched my camera to zoom in slightly but that was fixed in 4U

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sounds like those niggas have some integrity

It's good to see people trying to fill the gap.

To be fair its a bretty gud fightan gaem theme.

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One of them already has an unhealthy obsession with Ibuki and the others wont shut the fuck up about "boruto" so i know they would follow his dark path.

better then playing vinilla 4. but suit yourself

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Burrito?

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Most of them come out as pedophiles.

i'd rather befriend a negroid than have them chimpout on me

You take none normals where you can find them user.
and honestly white weebs have a far higher tendency to be furries, japanophiles or hitting their head and turning full SJW one day at random.

niggers for friends are not that bad as long as they know their place.

funny how things work sometimes

I know he visits Holla Forums but i think Woolies started visiting Holla Forums

Try 100%

Do you even know what weeaboo means?

considering the irish called blacks "purple men" in gaelic, he probably isn't far off the mark for a show that's sorta based on irish mythos

But user, he's talking about black people not niggers.

Those are two completely different things.

This.
Don't be that guy. There's a distinction now.

Why do people complain about bullet sponges in other games but never monhun? Do boss fights really need to be that long?

Its a monster, the whole point isn't "you should feel good for smashing this beast" its "you were just geared enough to make it, and we were all in it together".

Its for anons that like to play together and have fun.

Dont you like fun things user?

the tools are there to make the fights go faster in monhun (granted solo at high ranks especially in older titles could be a drag)

also you just engage one monster, its a boss fight, games with bullet sponge enemies usually means whittling down several assholes many times

Sorry Redditors, there is no difference.

And the fact that you thought of niggers when I said negroids speaks volumes about your leftist kneejerk reactions.

Now KoF XIV needs to outsell SFV and it will be perfect.


Because the length of a hunt in Monster Hunter is all determined by the player and how they use their tools. Good players can get G-rank hunts done in under 5 minutes, bad players will time out or come close to it.

I just want SNK to have success equal to konamis future failures.

Then justice will be done.

I play monster hunter with one of my friends and his wife. I'm a guy who plays as a lady and he plays as a dude but his wife also plays as a dude. So haha my purely anecdotal statistics proves your theory is completely false, or something.

Shame shes afraid to even look men in the eye, but at least she calls sjws "feminazis that need a dicking".

is there a similar comparison between black brains and monkey's brains? I wonder if black brains are closer to humans or monkeys.

sounds like a magical place

You did fucked her right?

10 minutes from the Warhammer world headquarters with the dwarven tavern with greenskin heads on the wall and a dragon skin map on the wall by a roaring log fire and so on.

Just a shame after 7 notts belongs to crackheads and chads snorting coke outside taco bell.

She screams if her hand brushes a guys.

She is broken in a way i dont think you can repair

Godspeed gothloli nip girl with the huge rack. ;_;7

who said anything about repairing? I said fucking
>you did not fucked her

God, now I want a Pokemonster Hunter game.

The risk of dicking crazy is a risk i wouldnt take.

then what's she doing in what is likely a mostly male occupied public place?

I want a new 'weapon' where its a smaller monster you rear and ride into a fight that you feed to grow.
Imagine riding a small blue seltas or something and spitting sticky web or something.

Man when I was in high school there were netcafes all over my city so fucking fun going there after school to hang out and play some CS or something. Sadly they all went out of business wish they would have just adapted into like a gaming space. Even in uni me and my friends would sneak into the school after it closed and hang out in the empty building with our PSPs, laptops, or DSes. Worked for a while till they found my indian friend wandering around looking for wi-fi soldiers in Portable Ops.

fag

Oh god, I totally forgot about this. This was really really stupid, BUT MAN WAS IT FUN, I wish more game made more silly stuff like this.

I just hope the soulsbabies don't latch on to monhun, that's the last thing it needs.

Woolie is literally the only good cast member.

Yeah a brown guy wandering around an empty building with a black box that was randomly beeping in the mid-00s. We were lucky they just kicked us out of the building.

because it reminded her of the monhun cafes back home, her dad brought the family over to work at Toyotas nearby manufactory and she wanted a place she could sit with tea, fizzy drinks and snacks and hunt monstis with other social detritus that avoid the real world by killing virtual dinosaurs.

Nah you forget the PSP was well known by normals as "the playstation pornable" because some kid took it into school and used the wifi to show porn in class.

They probably thought he was just a pervert desperate for his geocity/angelfire titty gifs.

It has already happened.

It really shows a lot about the industry when Souls and Monhun are considered "really hard" because you have to be at least slightly methodical when playing.

At least Matt finally took the message and shut the fuck up with the simpsons quotes and stopped pushing t shirt ideas.
Pats always been consistent even his 'purple drapes' girlish screaming.

Liam is fucking the worst though.

I knew a black sonic autist.

Monster Hunter isn't based around abusing i-frames.

Ha. Tell that to panic diving.

Fight my street up!

I've never played monhun in my life, is it worth pirating the Wii U one?

Absolutely, one of the best ones in the series(or best depending on who you ask)

I would recommend starting with the earlier ones first.
Also you will get a talisman with auto guard DON'T USE IT.

Yes

I don't know the current state of Wii U piracy, but if you can play it online
YES

Are you trying to summon the horde?

Post fishlip boipussy

MHFU, MH3U, MH4U and MHX are the best in the series. Just pick any of them and you're good to got (MHFU is a bit rough compared to the later games tho)

For me it was the other way around, I loved the fuck out of MHFU and I needed something similar gameplay wise so I pirated Dark Souls 1.


Nothing feels better than perfect framing a dodge and rolling through a monster roar

I liked water combat.

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Online is only good with two players by the way, anything more and all hunts just become way too easy/a clusterfuck.

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It's possible, but not mandatory. The only way to play Dark Souls is to abuse i-frames. Especially 3, since they made shields weaker.

I mean yeah, it's just fun to play with your bros overall and the more the merrier, I don't really enjoy playing with randoms that much.

It was okay, but compared to 4U its just far less free flowing.

Seeing a Rathian going up in the air refusing to land and seeing them stick near a cliff and going "right. fuck this" and climbing up to drop down and twat its face with a hunting horn is so satisfying.

Your roll and superman have so many iframes that it'd be hard NOT to abuse them.

I'd probably give it a try but fuck those animation are absolute shite on the human character..

i've played FU, 3U, and 4U and i still can't master this without dodge boosters

C'mon user, how can you call yourself a real hunter if you can't roll through Rathian's roar and stunlock her to death?

Japanese people have good taste

Theres always ways to get around whatever you are doing to have to do that. Never give up user, you can always be a better hunter.

You couldn't possibly be more wrong

Holy fuck you actually got even more wrong

Rolling for iframes is not the only way to win, you can always dodge without rolling with a fast character, or just cover and time your stamina recovery (which can be done in DS3 too).
There are actually shieldless/roll-less runs of DS3 as of now.

The fact that most people do it this way doesn't mean it's the only way to do it.

Never said I mastered it, just that I managed to pull it off like 5 times total.

That crunch sound is so satisfying you could cum.

Look at this goyim, be he never beat fights with 3 monsters at the same time.

I can roll through roars 85% of the time without evade +1/2/3 if I'm a gunner.

When I'm a melee use it drops down to 15%.

Deserved, though. By far the best "slow" PvE combat ever, extremely deep and satisfying while Souls, for example, is literally just "lock on enemy, dodge button when enemy attacks, attack him twice, repeat".

Street Fighter is a cancer fighting game for autists. More a rhythm game with autistic comboes you need to learn inside out than a fighting game. Even Smash is more fighting game. It's a meme game with a meme fanbase.

Maybe when fighting Deviljho, Zinogre or Nargacuga.

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Give me source so I can make this but better

i should go practice, i'm only g1 in 4U and X comes out in the west soon i gotta step up

I just go ranged for those kinds of fights. Bow is monumentally underrated in 4U. Fights take longer but they are also way fucking easier. Especially if you can pull of critical distance and power shots properly.

The only ones that fuck me up are monsters with "surprise" roars and the Blos

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I haven't ever used hammers until that point, where I absolutely fell in love with them, the rape was just undescribeable.

Still GS>Hammer

user pls this is a christian board.

Rathian Ojou-sama is a pretty fantastic idea.

figures

Blasting them out the air with the hunting horn hunter art will be so satisfying in mhgen.

This game is great when you do something fucking awesome.

Too bad, I am no where near the skill level to even pull off such shit.

Rathian is a whore, how else can you explain Garuga sharing hear moveset and abilities?

WHILE

RATHALOS

WATCHES

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Except MH is a great series.

at least he isnt bulled like poor kut ku.

Holy shit! Man I can't wait for cross and I hope the series does not get casualized. What are the chances of that happening?

Begone, knave.

It asks if you want CPP enabled when you boot the game, it's the best handheld MH setup yet.

its gon b gud m80

You kidding nigger? Kut ku is cucking him too! I mean, take just one look at fucking garuga.
Rathalos is literally the Brendan Frasier of Monhun.

Pokken is really fuckin fun tho fam

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Rathian is the oujosama, Garuga is her delinquent little sister

Cross is fine but the future after MH cross. They got that weird ass chibi game where you mount a rathalos and shit.

According to that chart Portable 3rd is the best selling of all of them by a good amount. That game only ever came out in Japan.

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Have faith user.
Citra is going to support it soon in any case.

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It was alright. I wouldn't mind have that brought back along with the climbing. How else are we gonna get another Ceadus fight?

If they wanted a shit ton of money they would make their biggest MH for the NX and release it with in the 1st year.


They would make mad cash.

Heresy. Bushibow is the truth and the way.

>Yian
Stop lying to yourself user, yes, rathian is that huge of a slut that she actually fucked a kut-ku.

how does that work? i haven't played X yet but the word bushido appeals to my samurai weeb

tfw longsword bastard, rarely play online though

Bushido S&S is so much fucking fun especially with the oils now I've never really liked S&S but it's fucking fantastic in X. I can't find a Hammer setup I really like so far though.

its the CUHRAYZEE style.

No it wasn't

Like the Amatsumagatsuchi, something that moves like it's in the water but it's actually in the air.

I actually just started downloading MH3U. I hope it's as fun as you people are saying

gettin rock hard just thinking about that

it is, underwater kind of sucks but outside of that it totally is.

Really? I thought you just get that jumping counter attack.

Essentially if you hit your dodge hits a monster's attack during i-frames you get a super dodge. When you land out of it you get a few seconds of dashing with your weapon out. If you attack during the dash you do a powerful counter-attack or combo depending on what weapon you're using.

Well I sure as fuck don't know that now or soon, because it's downloading at a whooping 20 kb/s. Man do I love waiting.

You dont know how crazy shit gets.

fucking nice

It's an aquired taste.
It's pretty shitty until Highrank.

Also cross is worse than 4U, the style system while nice, ends up being a flat best style for each weapon. Like Bushido GS is near useless because you lose the level 3 swipe. In addition to no G-rank the fights never really get hard, and the idea of variants being difficult is usually "well he has a lot of HP" or in the case of the Toxic rathian "you got hit once, there goes 150 hp because the poison is so strong, hope you gemmed for it fucker"
The variant sets are also poopoo compared to frankensets and on the whole look pretty mediocre

shit user do you like in africa or something?


Man this is just so stupid.
I love it

Gotcha covered.

Oh man, I pretty much only care about GS please tell me they didn't got fucked

That's what XG is going to be for

They've said they aren't going to make a G version for X. Of course they could just be fucking lying but that is what they've said. From the way they're talking X is like a send-off to the old games and they're planning to make big changed for the next numbered entry.

S. America. My Internet is not that shit often, I'm used to getting 600-800 kb/s, but right now I'm downloading through a torrent with only 2 seeds.
OH SHIT IT WENT UP TO 30 kb/s, WE HIGH SPEED NOW

I'm going in completely blind so I have no idea what you just said, but I hope it starts clicking in when I'm playing

I don't know, mate, it doesn't look very air-worthy.

BRACE FOR OVERDRIVE

You mean this is going to be your first monhun ever? oh man

gonna tell you, don't be afraid to look up how stuff works like armor skills

i played up into the upper part of high rank in FU without even knowing how to activate armor skills, i accidentally played on double hard mode because i was a retard

Feel free to look up guides. Make a leather set for gathering, and give all the weapons a try. don't feel like you're locked in to one weapon either, I have a box full of dozens of each.

oh no GS is retarded strong still, just bushido GS is the weakest by far.
I have a set I used that I can literally stagger every monster in the game on every hit (level 3 charge). It's stupid as fuck. We're talking 500+ raw per hit. Even more if I turn on the hunter art that gives your next hit 100 raw. Silly high damage.
I personally don't like hunter artes. They increase some playstyles but some I just question why they exist. I also don't quite like how you build around them in striker style, literally that move set is "spam your HAs". It's just a bit more anime than I'm used to and it seems like everyone has a SUPER attack now.
But for Hunter Arts I'll give an example of how bad they vary
Hunting horn's are fucking useless on the whole and it's better to just use the generic ones like super dodge or no stagger. Orchestra soul (plays all songs at once) only effects the HH user, the double note one is only useful if you somehow are missing a ton of hits in which case you're not helping in HP pool Rank 10 variant fights, the big hit one is okay it's a slightly more damaging hit but because it trips anyone near it you don't get too many chances to use it well.
GS's are pretty strong, there's the +100 raw damage on next hit, there's a big counter swing, and there's a sword wave.
DS literally is based around them, to maximise DPS you go striker and chug drinks (or have a HH friend give you stamina null) and mash out all of your attacks and have… I think it's called Ravenous Wolf on at all times (it gives you a massive attack boost)


Oh basically the first part of the game is going to be really shitty, but if you power through you start having fun if you're into it. As I said I've never met someone who's lukewarm on MH it's a love or hate thing.

I'm pretty sure they are eventually doing a XG, I mean, they are loosing money if they don't.


Have you fought Amatsumagatsuchi? It looked and felt just so out of place floating and "swimming" in the air, not actually flying or nothing of the sort, if just kinda work. It was really fun though.

amatsu was the first thing that felt slightly more lovecraft than dinosaur inspired to me.

MonHun is the kind of game that requires you to look up shit it explains absolutely nothing. Use Kiranico to look up where to get items for example. It's also the kind of game that starts off slow as shit especially if you're playing by yourself. You have to get a few large monster hunts under your belt before you know if the game is for you.

I know, and I have, but I mean a literal fight with another Ceadus. I liked him, he is one of my favourite BIG mons.

How did you even managed that user? I didn't read a guide either but it wasn't so hard to figure it out either, when you got 10 it lit up and got better, even more if you go more than 10, and if you got -10 it got worse, and the books on your house told you what skills did what. I mean, pretty much completing an armor set got you an activated skill.


I'm really relieved.

It seems they really need some balancing to do, but the concept itself sounds fun user

The Caedus was a weird fight the whole thing with it retaining damage between hunts was really weird. Is there any other monster that does that?

You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.

Well, we could have a Ceadus subespecies WITH WINGS or something.

Get that shit out of here brah.

Any monster that can flee and does flee will do that.

i'm just an idiot and missed that you needed to hit +10 to activate

Jhen Mohran does, not sure if the Dah'ren from 4 does as well.

JHEN MOHRAN, MORE LIKE JEN MORON HAHAHA

Really? I guess the only reason why I knew it happened with Caedus was because 3 was my first game and I was just too shit to get a kill every time. I can't even remember the last time a monster ran away on me..

Fatalis wasn't beatable at all until the 3rd run in FU I believe, other than those special download fatalis.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID

I wish there were more opportunities to use cannons and shit like there were in 4 with that cool battlecenter thing. I love putting on my Dah'ren set and blasting the shit out of some punk ass Teostra.

I stand corrected. Going to look this up now.

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Shit happens all the time to me on expeditions on mh4u. Which is why I avoid that mode like the e plague.

It's bad enough that there are hardly any edges in which I can jump off for jump attacks but fighting 2 monsters and being timed on it is just the limit for me. I just need to get better, but there's always a time and place for everything and getting gud is not on my schedule.

It's really impressive how easy they make it look.

I wish they brought back the versus mode from Monster Hunter 2 into the newer games, it looked pretty cool but I remember hearing it was in Frontier too. Is this true and is it still in there?

I would really love to have it back too, but I guess they became afraid of it becoming a pvp-centered game, and if that's the reason they aren't putting it back in well we might as well respect them. We don't really want the "git gud" crowd in monhun, do we?

Yeah that's a very good point. At least the versus mode wasn't just two hunters fighting against each other with no other factor. In my opinion I think this versus mode seems like a fun thing to do with a friend rather than being a competitive tourney sort of thing but people nowadays might take it too seriously.

I liked it to, gobul was my favorite low level fight back in tri.

Exactly, it looks like something really fun to fuck around with your bros, but autists can't have just that.