Things that are more unrealistic than movies. I'll start:

There's like 3 dozen people here. Max. Stop lying.

I am over twelve people worth of meat.

At least 90% of those are guys I've slept with and told about this board. They're always surprised by the fact that a girl can shitpost as good as me.

You're a big guy.

Enjoy the colon cancer

Enjoy the skin cancer.

weak bait fam

You didn't really think you were my first, did you user?

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I'd watch kino with you, sweetie. ❤