Undertale Thread

So, is this thread just bait for the "fUcK OFF tUMBLRTaLE" guy?

Sans

Sans

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this tbh

ARMAGGEDDON

No.

Are we really doing this shit again?
Fine
gote boy
dogsong
Flowey

tbh fam I don't see splatoon threads going away and they should be

there's an L in tumblr

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Splatoon threads talk about the game and organize games so they're not going anywhere

What the fuck are you even on about

This is what you started you fucking cock sucker. first we get a "waah waah undertale thread" then we get 5 actual undertale threads

FUCK YOU

nah

Ayyyy there he is

did somebody say genesis?
there he is

There he is.

𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊

THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU DON'T SHUT UP YOU AUTISTIC FUCKER AND THE TUMBLRTALE FAGS COME FLOCKING IN

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Are you retarded?

This is exactly what he wanted. He was an obvious shill.

gas the fags genesis now

quit using words wrong

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I MUST'OF DREAM A THOUSAND YEARS

People like you are why I can't admit I liked Undertale anymore.

*I'VE MUST HAVE DREAMED A THOUSAND DREAMS
BEEN HAUNTED BY A MILLION SCREAMS

Got any threads or IRC logs or anything showing that or are you blaming threads and autists you don't like on le ebin 8ch boogeyman

It's amazing how filtering out all Asriel and Sans art completely erases almost all of the autism in fanart.

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BUT I CAN HEAR THE MARCHING OF SHITPOSTING, MOVIN INTO THE Holla Forums

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NOW DID YOU READ THE NEWS TODAY
THEY SAY THE SHITPOSTS HAVE GONE AWAY

BUT I CAN HEAR THE MARCHING SHIT

BUT I CAN SEE THE THREAD STILL ALIGHT
BURNING INTO THE BOARD

THERES TOO MANY FAGS, TOO MANY ANONS, MAKING A SHITLOAD OF SPAM

THERE'S TOO MANY MODS
TOO MANY SHITPOSTERS
MAKING TOO MANY SHIT THREADS
AND NOT MUCH QUALITY TO GO ROUND
CANT YOU SEE THIS IS A LAND OF SHITPOSTING?

THIS IS THE BOARD WE LIVE IN
AND THESE ARE THE MEMES WE'VE GIVEN
USE THEM AND LET'S START SAGING
TO MAKE IT A PLACE WORTH POSTING ON

OH FIRETIRES WHERE ARE YOU NOW

This is a video game thread. Just because you don't like the game doesn't mean you can shitpost the thread.

OH CODEMONKEY WHERE ARE YOU KNOW
WHEN EVERYTHING'S ONE WRONG SOME HOW

i liked the game you cuck

Watch us

i'm sorry but this place isn't even worth shilling on.

fug

WHEN EVERYTHING'S GONE WRONG
SOME HOW

WHEN EVERYTHING'S NOT POSTING SOMEHOW
THE BURNING ON WHEELS, THESE MEN OF POWER
ARE LOSING CONTROL BY THE HOUR

At least there's the Boston Salt Party right now

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NOW THIS IS THE TIME
THIS IS THE PLACE

Nothing pleases me more than seeing someone post vitriol for a game they highly likely loved at launch and grew to hate it because Holla Forums told them to hate it.

THIS IS THE TIME
THIS IS THE THREAD
SO WE LOOK FOR THE VIDYA
BUT THERES NOT MUCH QUALITY TO GO ROUND
NOW TELL ME WHY THIS IS A LAND OF SHITPOSTING?

And that's it.
The only thing this board do is whines about the emptyness of a AAA cultural weight and spoling Fallout 4.

Spoiling FO4 is fun though, and where else are we supposed to go? 4chan is shit and every other chan is dead as fuck

We have a thread about this game everyday in some form or capacity

GO TO BED

I guess Holla Forums is full of hipsters. They loved the demo and we could have threads about it fine, but now that the game is popular with people they don't like they can't stand it.

I'm too sober for bed fam

Also because there's always some form of thread related to this game, and the general that went on for god knows how long

I REMEMBER LONG AGO
WHEN THE VIDYA WAS GREAT
AND ALL THE GAMES WERE GOOD
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
IN THE WAKE OF THIS NIGHTMARE
AS I HELD MY CONTROLLER
SO LONG AGO

don't forget how there was a month of generals with no interruptions and shared love

went on for too fucking long, though

I WON'T BE POSTIN' HOME TONIGHT

I WONT BE POSTING HOME TONIGHT
THIS GENERATION, WILL PUT IT RIGHT
WERE NOT JUST MAKING PROMISES
THAT WE KNOW, WE'LL NEVER KEEP

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, KIKEWHEELS DOESNT DO SHIT ANYMORE, YOU WANT ADDRESS CODEMONKEY! HOLY SHIT NEWFAGS

Wats goin on round these parts? Did somebody say shitposting????

i did you nigger

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Why do people play undertale when the creator is a SJW?

nice meme

A month or two and it was glorious, no-holds-barred comfy and digging for secrets, figuring out what the fuck Gaster was, Hot Coldman

And as usual, the thread is a fucking warzone due to autistic professional insultees and filthy goat-posters.

let me fix that 4u

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also toriel best tbh

Fucking hotheads

i have this webms but never gave a thought what the actual source is.

He is though. He talked about the biggest reason he made the game was to portray gay people and transexuals in the way he wanted to portray them.

Some faggot from /bane/ made an actual fight with CIA
Too bad I didn't save that shit

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Do you have a single fact to back that up?

the game is bad and you should feel bad.

Only good things to come out of Blunderfail are music and the two genocide fights. I wouldn't consider anything else in that game a fight, just a formality so Toby can say "eet haz bof Rpeegee and bulleet heil mechanix!"

The only good things to come out of it's shit tier fanbase are porn and some memes. The fans of it had shit taste before it was popular, because it was a shit game albeit with potential, but you can say that about a ton of shit games. The only thing that changed with it's popularity is that the majority of its fans went from having shit taste to having no taste.

The cancer will defend its shit art direction full of inconsistency as "indie". The cancer will defend its bad and greatly overused soccer mom level of humor. The cancer will defend the game's final boss being easy as shit as being metaphor for the strength of your DETERMINATION. The gay monsters, were forced, as everything previous to them suggested that Papyrus and Undyne would get together, and Alphys was hopelessly obsessed with the protagonist. Yet the cancer will still defend the game as not pandering, because Toby refused to answer some questions which would have possibly divided his fanbase meaning less shekels for him.

I still want someone to make a game with similar but improved mechanics,wider variety of battle mechanics, similar but more coherent art style for battle, different art for the entire non-battle portion of the game, funney joeks but less of them, and a not entirely shit story. I think Undertail's style could fit a niche, but the game is so utterly shit that I will not defend it just because it does.

Goat mom. She left the spotlight when you leave the ruins, which is to say, the moment she left the game turned to shit.
Spider Grill battle music
The first one

nice copypasta fam

Where? That's the first time I've ever heard of such a thing, not to mention the only character I can explicitly think of as approaching being a tranny is Mettaton who's a fucking ghost in an androgynous robot.

If he's such a big guy then how come he doesn't wear the mask

i remember that very fondly.

The only one I ever made. Game so shit and disappointing, I made my one and only pasta about how shit it is.

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genesis is bad and you should feel bad.

Only good things to come out of genesis are Steve Hackett and the three first peter gabriel solo albums. I wouldn't consider anything else genesis made music, just a formality so Tony can say "eets prog rok with pop on eet"

The only good things to come out of it's shit tier fanbase are fucking nothing. The fans of it had shit taste before it was popular, because it was a shit band albeit with potential, but you can say that about a ton of shit band. The only thing that changed with it's popularity is that the majority of its fans went from having shit taste to having no taste.

The cancer will defend its shit generic pop full of inconsistency as "prog". The cancer will defend its bad and greatly overused britbong level of humor. The cancer will defend most of the songs being rehashes as being metaphor for the past story of the band, the gay peter gabriel, was forced as everything previous to them suggested that Peter wasnt a fag, and that Banks had a wife, Yet the cancer will still defend the band as not pandering, because Tony used a bunch of KORG synths instead of old ARP's which would have needed repairs, meaning less shekels for him.
your pasta is still shit and still begins with a meme outdated even by reddit standards, kill yourself.

>he didnt watch the episode of Agents of C.I.A where the big crew goes to a genesis concert and phil crashes it with no survivors

FUCK I FOUND SOMETHING

I meant the actual fight my dude
I have most of the webms

don't tell me /bane/ did it again.

Nice trips
It's a long time ago, but I know he posted the actual thing there

This thread has a disturbing lack of fesh pince.

Someone should really make me a sandwich

Alright, you stupid niggers. If we're going to have this thread again, we might as well post best CHARActer

nuoh

Well, I'll just talk to your daughter.

He's a jewish nigger.
and probably tony banks as well

j588.itch.io/underbane
You're lucky I still had it under my history, faggots. these threads still need to stop

Thanks fam

finally, thank you brother.

Sans because he was the only decent challenge the game had and megalovania. Like I said before I'll say it now though, undertale isn't bad just mediocre. It has its moments and at other times it's a hit and miss.

Also saging because it isn't time yet. By the time everyone got tired of undertalefags shit the threads were beyond burnt out to the point where it was pure shitposting.

this guy.
this is what determination is like.
polite sage.

Reminder that anyone who likes this game has low standards.

Fixed that for you.

what a fucking disgrace

You need to consider this from the perspective of these individuals as members of web communities. The hatred expressed for this game is important to most Holla Forums posters because it prevents those from inferior communities from polluting our own.

That there are decent users of this site that enjoy the game is obvious, but it's just as obvious that a general positive position on undertale would act as a very easy bridge for the infiltration of this board by those with ideals that would dilute and otherwise degrade what we have here.

It's much less about the game, and much more about those who like it, and I would argue it's a useful defense mechanism.

checked
Double dubs does not lie.

bump :^)

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nah

I wonder what happened to the other webm anons.

same

MEMES?

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/oven/

MMMMEEEMMMEEESS?

I HEARD MEME MEMES

spend all night searching your meme folder for these?

10 AMERICAN DOLLARS
you have to go back

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MEMES

I'll go back as soon as tumblr does.

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you have to go back

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HA HA TIME FOR DUBS

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you're a failure and a disgrace to dubs

c'mon man show a little finesse

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good digits though

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c'mon man show a little DOUBLES

Nice trips Satan

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rolling

>>>/cuckchan/

This was originally posted because someone said it was shit and wanted a webm version.
Seeing the depths of autism that undertale edits have devolved into it's somehow tolerable now

whatevs man just posting shit i got and video's i remember

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Tumblr Tale is only for plebbit, cuckchan, and Tumblr. I will allow you to have all the doubles you can eat CHECK EM

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and you havent gotten a single pair of repeating digits
what a fucking disgrace

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I demand a "Little Gook" dump.

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this is all i can find with a filename, im too lazy to look for the rest

sorry I did not save that gook shit

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it's never to late…CHECK EM?

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it took you 7 posts enjoy your ban :^) but you finally did it

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Papyrus
Hopes and Memes
Mettaton EX

no need to be upset user. dubs will find you soon.

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they already found me before

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Batemen
Dubs
Check Em

Are you faggots actually going to discuss the game now or just avatarfag with the fish?

you can always check em instead

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Hey buddy, i think you've got the wrong door, the videogames are 2 threads down.

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HA HA HA have a upboat my good friend :^)

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Thank you let me upboat your post and give you 8ch gold :^)

he didn't say no videogames on Holla Forums, he said no videogames in this thread.
baka

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Do you like Phil Collins?

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a disgrace

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It's like you don't even want dubs!

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Do YOU like Phil Collins?
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

4chan can't handle this much concentrated autism!
**oops, I meant Holla Forums. It's kinda hard to tell sometimes with posts like yours*

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Nice spoiler faggot

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Can this retarded cuckchan gondala meme just fucking die already?
It's not even fucking funny, it's just fucking cringe-worthy.
Literally all it is is a remodeled spurdo, and spurdo was never funny.
So what do you get when you change an already unfunny meme? An even more unfunny and twice as shitty one.
Fuck off with your stupid Reddit-tier forced meme bullshit garbage.
Just fuck you.
im glad i saved this copypasta :^)

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now this webm is high quality

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is there any undertale/evangelion stuff

no but there is undertale/genesis stuff

didn't this cuck not even finish the fucking comic because Holla Forums bullies?

Oh man, that comic. Fucking Jasonfex, fucking furries.

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i didnt have the other pages so i did this instead

i'm pretty memed out folks

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in

Am I really the only one who got that?

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i feel so sorry for toby.

you shouldnt, he ruined genesis with embed related

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vine compilations for everything is cancer
vine is cancer in itself

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OFF and LISA are better

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No fuck that. Sure I liked the atmosphere but the combat in that game was so tedious I started using the fucking auto-battle towards the end.

You name literally the only bad thing about OFF, and even then you also mentioned a way to get around it.

Isn't the gameplay in a video game being bad a big fucking problem?

And if being about to skip it is considered a justification then you're basically saying that Hamburger Helper was right.

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i am ok with these degeneracy kind user

You mentioned that you found the combat tedious and skipped it, I didn't so I played through it. Besides that, the auto-battle system is reminicent of Earthbound where you could auto-win battles if you were on a high enough level

And only now I realize if fucked up

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How can a game about white supremacy be bad

remember that time when you got so butthurt at mark for banning you for being a spamming faggot that you started switching ips and spamming a thread until you ran out of proxies?
i remember that, good times.

An rpg without combat is just a walking simulator. Also, earthbound's combat was pretty tedious as well, which is why its devs added the auto-battle/auto-win system in the first place.

ebin

Thank you for posting about his earthbound hack that he doesn't even like anymore.

remember the time mark let a shitty tumblr "game" take up space on Holla Forums for almost half a year, shit times.
glad you faggots are on your way out.

once an sjw always an sjw.
kill yourself undershit.

epin

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Those edits were some of the best things to come out of the later threads

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welcome to the future goys

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Isn't there already a board for your kind?

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we've got an r/4chan ledditor right here

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it's hard to give a skeleton flesh and then make that flest look fuckable and anything like the original skeleton

we've got a real horsefucking faggot right here.

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you are the horsefuckers, stay in containment.

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fuck off.

just spam gore fam that will kick the tumblr out :^)

why don't you go back to cuckchan if you like undertale so much?

it's surprisingly effective.
fuck off back to your containment board, or better yet your home website of tumblr.

im still here :^)

Why are you bitching to try to get tumblr to fuck off? Tumblr can bitch louder than you can, you're not going to get anywhere unless you trigger them.

le bump :^)

8ch doesn't have containment boards, you fucking cuckchan newfag

W E W

Shit thread

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fuck off

why are you here defending shitty sjw "games"

>>>/mtt/
>>>/underground/
really?

nope, reported the thread though. not your post.

s a m e

>>>/mtt/
>>>/underground/

Stop feeding the troll.

why are you still here? Go back to cuckchan, maybe they'll take you back if you say sorry.

Do you really not know how 8ch works, you fucking newfag?

why are you still here? Go back to tumblr, maybe they'll take you back if you keep up this faggotry

and you dont go to cuckchan either right?
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ill forever be here
mark is part of the tumblrtale/genesis cult, you'll have to fuck off :^)

why would I? I can trigger enough faggots by posting in this thread, it seems.

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This entire thread is concentrated autism, please stop posting immediately for your own health and safety

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*The entire board is concentrated autism, please stop posting immediately for your own health and safety

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Okay, Mark.

Is this bizzaro world?

(witnessed)
I'm really not sure what the issue is user. A game that took inspiration from Earthbound has one of the pitfalls of that game and solves it the same way.

same

Dont compare this shitfest to EB holy fuck.

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The only people who enjoy Undertale are those who have never played any MOTHER games.

The amount of shit it straight up copies from EB/Mother 3 and even other JRPGs is absurd.

The only good thing to come out of this game is it's music.

Undertale is FNAF now. If you still talk about it when it's been half a year + since it's release, you should consider stopping because you are trying to re-ignite the cancerous tumor that is the game.

they bump the same, that's for sure

mark is also a smelly kike, what do I care what he likes?
or are you somehoe equating yourself to a smelly kike because you're also an unappealing and undesirable individual?

Name one thing that isn't "it's a turn based RPG with an overworld where you interact with NPCs and have multiple ways of beating single enemies"

It even ripped a song straight outta Live-A-Live.

you already posted these user
find some new cringe, it's been about a year now

RIPOFF

Echo flower is the Myna bird from Earthbound

Plot device of a hidden lab where horrible experiments are done is stolen from Mother 3's chimera lab

pic related tbh

mark also is the owner of the board, this is a compromised board, you'll have to fuck off :^)

This just in, Mother is a ripoff of Dragon Quest

You mean the plot device that a lot of a fucking video games do and isn't exclusive to Mother?

Motherbabbies really need to take their heads out of their asses.

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holy buzzwords batman

again, what do I care what an undesirable faggot like mark likes? he's a shit individual but he generally cares about Holla Forums and I don't mind him.

this just in: user can't admit his favorite game is a blatant ripoff of other, much better games.

says the faggot defending shit tier tumblr "games"

Everything is a buzzword. "Fun" is a buzzword

go be a cuck somewhere else.

My favorite game is Ace Combat Zero, though

Let's just ignore the fact that the entirety of the Waterfall section is crammed in with an info dump from Myna bird ripoffs and filled with meme enemies or NPCs

DEFINITELY NOT A MEME GAME :DDDDDD

still cant attmit that you have to go back to cuckchan?

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go back to cuckchan

define meme enemies

also you realize the Myna bird is a real fucking species of talking bird, right?

Oh, I have another one. The furry faggot that sells icecream is pretty much the item vendor from Mother 3.

That doesn't sound like anything out of undertale

or earthbound's megalovania for that matter.

For comparison

decent taste. you clearly liked undermeme though or you would not be defending it, and still won't admit it's a blatant ripoff of much better games.

I will also admit that's the first time you've actually got one of my posts.

good enough.

No, I didn't like undertale, it was too short

What I also don't like are redditfag shitposters like you, mr (24)

We're past bumplimit, you fucking newfag

You are some dense motherfuckers jesus.

temmie is basically *HOLDS UP SPORK XDDDDDDDD*

And tsundere plane is just fucking weeb trash for that matter, so just put it in

wew

then go back to your reddit tier shithole.

user I can layer both and in youtube doubler right now and all it will come out to be is a jumbled mess of sounds

youtubedoubler.com/impF

See, dumbass?

also

n i c e f u r f a g e n e m y

It's still a le epic maymay in the game and is cancerous as fuck

then why are you defending it? you won't see my bullshit if you don't participate in memetale threads.

go back to your containment boards or better yet your home website of tumblr.

Temmie is the guest artist's OC and

This game also gives you the option to purge this enemy, user.

I already answered your question: You're a redditfag. You deserve humiliation and ridicule for being one.

That's because it's plagiarism, a fucking remix.
Kill yourself retard.

and you don't get exp from doing it which means it doesn't even taint a pacifist run

There is a difference between Weebs and being japanese/watching anime

Also the fact that you think it's OK to have OCs in a game like this shows your true colors and ignorance

It's still in the game

le reddit hurr durr
stop projecting

It's okay user, not everybody is as tone deaf as you are

There is no similarity and you're just commenting on the similar titles, aren't you?

Toby furfag himself has admitted to it. I think.

nobody wants crossposting cancer like you here, you dont aport anything to this site except newfags and more cancer, go back to redditchan and never come back here again

embed related is actual plagarism :^)

Uh, user, every character in video games is an OC. They're original characters made by their creators. I don't see your point. But I guess that's what happens when I try to reason with a redditfag.

9598f8 is probably pic related

one was made with tracking, and one was FLshit it will never match up without trainwrecking faggot.

okay, I've never had a reddit account or posted there, keep trying to make fun of me by defending a shitty tumblr game.

nobody wants undermeme posting cancer like you here, you dont aport anything to this site except furfags, tumblrites, and more cancer, go back to your containment boards, r better yet your home website of tumblr and never come back here again

The comments disagree with you

Cool fucking semantics but we both know it's self insert trash akin to the people who make sonic fangames and put their OCs in

i wouldnt be surprised if thats him, or if he's the faggot that tried to ruin the boston salt party 2.0 on leddit's official fallout discord

Congrats, you have no idea what you're talking about, you underaged redditfag.

Since when did youtube comments ever matter, reddit?

How is it akin when it was made for the game explicitly and when the person who made it made most of every other character in the game?

yeah, none of them are saying it sounds similar to megalovania, just commenting on the similar titles.
Do your ears work?

epin meme
let me upboat it on r/4chan xD!
have some leddit gold too xD

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But user, neither Undertale or Earthbound are good, why are you bringing up memetastic cucks? It's almost as if you love spewing memes, like a certain type of person, a redditor perhaps?

Also I hope you realize your saging is pointless when the thread is beyond bumplimit. Sage isn't a downvote, like you seem to think it is.

Anthony Burch also likes movies, are movies banned now?

yes, say good bye to bane and bateman

Mother 3 is good.

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Would you a temmie?

Nuke this thread

Sorry OP but Holla Forums has spoken, your shitty game is gonna get it's thread flamed, also the demo was as long as the game should've been.

I could tolerate it when it was just the demo.

These however are the only good things to come from this game.

He was the only good character in the game, completely innocuous unless you wanted to get buttblasted about OCs or normalfag tier fetishes.

Meanwhile even more horrific fetish content is made and no one bats an eye.

I'm trying.

earthbound has game mechanics that aren't simply window dressing for the shitty tumblrbait narrative.

movies aren't tailor made for cucks like him and you. undermeme is.

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somehow I think you will.

its really easy to shitpost when you post worthless shit while playing vidya

This only ends it faster.

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it's clear you've been invested in this thread from the start
it's cleat you like undermeme, a game made by, for, and about faggots.
faggot

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also this is not even my final form

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the fact that you get triggered every time the game gets mentioned means you are butthurt my cuckchanner friend

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that is the meaining of being triggered fam

your home website is calling, dumb undermeme poster.

your home country is calling, dumb spic

all you undertale faggots hold liberal sensibilities, no need to hide it.

nah fam

wew

wew

your next reply will be "no u"

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You do know people can look at other threads right?

that's what i have been doing while shitposting fam

Git gud at imageboards

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So no way someone else can do it either, or even take their time getting back to you.

For that I'll take my sweet time responding.

mark wants me here and he owns the board :^)
now why dont you go back to gook's datamining imageboard?

How about you go back to Holla Forums

go back to freech fam

just because mark likes your shitt little game does not mean he wants a bunch of circlejerking tumblrfaggots shitting up his board.
kill yourself.

this keeps getting better tbqh familiahlk;

truly a cuckchanner

funny coming from someone who liked mental gymnastics and feelsbait: the game

i like how you have yet to deny the fact you're a cuckchanner
you really do have to go back

Keep going the thread will bumplock sooner rather than later.

the threads bumplock at 300 posts you newfag

I shit up undermeme threads on cuckchan too, why would I deny that?
i'd also like to note you've yet to deny you're a cockmongling cuck with shit taste and a tumblr account.

i dont need to deny anything because you have no actual facts to confirm im from tumblr, no posts of mine, no account, nothing
that is meaningless and completely irrelevant
either way enjoy never getting your 20 bucks back

Must be a cuckchanner
Must be a cuckchanner

I'm a strong believer in no kill like overkill.

unlike him having nothing proving im actually from tumblr i have posted proof of him posting on 4cuck

liking a game tailor made for tumblrfaggots is neither meaningless nor irrelevant, especially when you're nearly 90 posts deep in a thread defending it.
fucking faggot, it's obvious you're a tumblrbabby because if you were a sensible person that played genuine games you'd know this "game" is shit and wouldn't defend it to the death every chance you get
I'm out ten bucks, you're a retard that liked a "game" made by for and about tumblr. kill yourself.

two of those posts were mine, and I have a lot more you didn't come anywhere close to finding.
you've proved you're a tumblrfaggot by defending a "game" made by, for, and about tumblr fuck off.

Can give it but can't take it I see, and no I don't care about your proof.

epin memes right there

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worthless post, worthless reply

Tastes nice

nice doubles

go back to tumblr dumb undermeme-liker

go back to 4cuck so you can get datamined by the gook

go back to your containment board so you can circlekerk over your favorite furfags some more.

i can just crosspost on both like you do with cuckchan :^)

I can't wait for this shitty "game" to get nuked off this board.

come on trips we both know what that goy is :^)

t. best goy

oy vey i have been found out
SHUT
IT
DOWN

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I wish this thread would get shut down

its getting shut down now goy

wew

check out that /qa/ thread.
I am not the only bad goy posting these images.

we're already in meme hell faggot.

this has been always hell goy

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but you'll play and like them anyway

i've never even heard of those games and they look like shit so nice meme there

SJW's were shitting in the indie game pool before undertale. The indie game pool was shit before SJW's started shitting in it.
What causes problems is SJW's getting PR jobs for actual companies, not shitty indie games.

and yet you liked undermeme, the game made by, for, and about tumblr.

shitty indie games like tumblrmeme is where it starts, faggot.

But goyim, undertale doesn't pander to SJW's, it panders to white supremacists.

nice meme and nice dubs faggot

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(checked)
that wasnt even in the game you lying nigger

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I'll give you the first one though

This was a pretty popular thread. I look forward to future Undertale threads with you anons.

sure thing fam

that 1 unique viewer and poster a day sounds appealing, huh

>>>/mtt/

can do user

pink text a better tbh fam

but it was, they put it in in the latest update.
burger pants and ice cream man confirmed homos.

I used the second pic because they are dressed like typical [CURRENT YEAR] faggots. fuck yourself.

I see what you're doing and it won't work

what a pleb

Someone post more lewd goat boy

they will all turn out the same, tumblrcucks.

You mean they're valley girls, because their names ARE FUCKING PUNS, YOU FAGGOT.

Alley-cat and alley-gator.

meant designs and mannerisms, not names

post gameplay with that shit and then i'll believe you nigger

I'm not saying white supremacists are sjws.
You see, the genocide route shows an asian boy who is confused about the monsters (niggers) he has been suddenly thrust into. After head nigger tries to friendship with him and fails because she's a nigger, the asian boy tries to escape, murdering all in his path. The game ends when the asian boy sells his soul to the white overlord, realizing he is basically 2 steps up from a nigger and embracing glorious whiteness.

go get gassed shlomo
:^)

okay

you're a dumb nigger

that's a real convinient way to skew the entire game so it doesn't sound like tumblrshit.
genocide aka "four hour guilt trip" mode exists solely to say people that play traditional rpgs and like to see numbers go up are ebul, it's tumbltshit of the highest degree just like the rest of the game.
>>>/oven/

what

It's more believable than your theories, fam

what a fag

ebin

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there's nothing that implies catty and bratty are gay as fuck

also they like the socially inept loser that is akin to copypasta on Holla Forums, that is male

what type of sjw are those two then?

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not on my watch

like memes in your vidya don't you?

the goyim know

fake and gay

there will be a new option to “clarify story”. now kill yourself undershit.

also

win8 faggit

shut it down

also it ain't fuckin here

even worse.

going for a record here?

probably did the dialog in the wrong order, also what are you doing playing a shitty tumblr game just to prove a point?

yes

keep posting about this shitty tumblr "game" famalam

ill stop when you go back to cuckchan fam

well you have to own the game to make booster packs for it, 10 dollars gave me about 60 to get dark souls 3.
I regret it.

go back to tumblr, cuck.

you should. you should also regret liking this shitty propaganda "game"

(nice trips)
not until you go back to cuckchan
and until i become the weapon to surpass >(218)

JUST

...

FUCK

MY

SHIT

UP

You know, kinda like the thing you're doing right now?

ill never stop fam

says the faggot who liked tumblrmeme: the "game" for people who don't play video games.

kill yourself undershit.

memes

your existence is a meme, dumb undermeme poster.

by that logic so is yours

meme

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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE AWAY THE FLAG
OOOOOOOOOOH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUEE
AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS HAIL TO THE CHIEF
THEY POINT THE CANNON AT YOUUUUUUUUU LORD
IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
I AINT NO SENATORS SOOOOOOOOOOON
IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
I AINT NO FORTUNATE SOOOOOOOOOOOON NO

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nice trips

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of…

…9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as…

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

...

i like bees

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We're bees.

We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

Yeah, right.

...

fuck videogames

...

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.

- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first?
- No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?
Where are you?

- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?

- Out there.
- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you.
- OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let's move it out!

Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

...

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.

Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

- Guys!
- This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama's little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don't think these are flowers.

- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There's a bee in the car!

- Do something!
- I'm driving!

- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This…

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that…

…kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don't kill him!

You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have
less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?

I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.

- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life.
I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I've got to.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can't.

How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I'm sorry.

- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.

You're talking!

I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.

But I don't recall going to bed.

Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn't for you…

I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.

I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- That's very funny.
- Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway…

Oan I…

…get you something?
- Like what?

I don't know. I mean…
I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.

- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't.
- Have some.

- No, I can't.
- Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where?
- These stripes don't help.

You look great!

I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don't know.

I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

- You do?
- Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look…

There's my hive right there. See it?

You're in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?

- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.

- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it's no trouble.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.

Are you…?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

- Thanks!
- Yeah.

All right. Well, then…
I guess I'll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you
so much again… for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…

This can't possibly work.

He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!

It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.

- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- Well…
- Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.

- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.

I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

I can't get by that face.

So who is she?

She's… human.

I'VE MUST HAVE DREAMED A THOUSAND DREAMS
BEEN HAUNTED BY A MILLION SCREAMS
BUT I CAN HEAR THE MARCHING OF SHITPOSTING,
MOVING INTO THE Holla Forums

NOW DID YOU READ THE NEWS TODAY
THEY SAY THE SHITPOSTS HAVE GONE AWAY
BUT I CAN SEE THE THREAD STILL ALIGHT
BURNING INTO THE BOARD

THERE'S TOO MANY MODS
TOO MANY SHITPOSTERS
MAKING TOO MANY SHIT THREADS
AND NOT MUCH QUALITY TO GO ROUND
CANT YOU SEE THIS IS A LAND OF SHITPOSTING?

THIS IS THE BOARD WE LIVE IN
AND THESE ARE THE MEMES WE'VE GIVEN
USE THEM AND LET'S START SAGING
TO MAKE IT A PLACE WORTH POSTING ON

OH CODEMONKEY WHERE ARE YOU NOW
WHEN EVERYTHING'S NOT POSTING SOMEHOW
THE BURNING ON WHEELS, THESE MEN OF POWER
ARE LOSING CONTROL BY THE HOUR

THIS IS THE TIME
THIS IS THE THREAD
SO WE LOOK FOR THE VIDYA
BUT THERES NOT MUCH QUALITY TO GO ROUND
NOW TELL ME WHY THIS IS A LAND OF SHITPOSTING?

THIS IS THE BOARD WE LIVE IN
AND THESE ARE THE MEMES WE'VE GIVEN
USE THEM AND LET'S START SAGING
TO MAKE IT A PLACE WORTH POSTING ON

I REMEMBER LONG AGO
WHEN THE VIDYA WAS GREAT
AND ALL THE GAMES WERE GOOD
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
IN THE WAKE OF THIS NIGHTMARE
AS I HELD MY CONTROLLER
SO LONG AGO

I WON'T BE POSTIN' HOME TONIGHT
THIS GENERATION, WILL PUT IT RIGHT
WERE NOT JUST MAKING PROMISES
THAT WE KNOW, WE'LL NEVER KEEP

THERES TOO MANY FAGS,
TOO MANY ANONS,
MAKING A SHITLOAD OF SPAM
BUT NOT MUCH VIDYA TO GO ROUND
CANT YOU SEE THIS IS A LAND OF SHITPOSTING?

THIS IS THE BOARD WE LIVE IN
AND THESE ARE THE MEMES WE'VE GIVEN
USE THEM AND LET'S START SAGING
TO MAKE IT A PLACE WORTH FIGHTING FOR

THIS IS THE BOARD WE LIVE IN
AND THESE ARE THE GAMES WE'VE GIVEN
STAND UP AND LET'S START SAGING
JUST WHERE OUR LIVES ARE GOING TO

No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.

- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

We're not dating.

You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!
And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!

And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up…

Sit down!

…really hot!
- Listen to me!

We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!

Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He's in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?

I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!

Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I'm talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Don't be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn't respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!

I'm not listening to this.

Sorry, I've gotta go.

- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

Bye.

I just hope she's Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!

Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?

It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.

He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You've really got that
down to a science.

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.

What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.

- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.

You don't have
enough food of your own?

- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?

- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!

And it's hard to make it!

There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!

It's just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.

I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

- You almost done?
- Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I'll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

You're busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?

I miss madness user

I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now!

You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

they're on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You're not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I'm going to Tacoma.

- And you?
- He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

- What is that?!
- Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.

But don't kill no more bugs!

- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something?
- Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.

I mean, that honey's ours.

- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.

It's a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!

I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

They make the honey,
and we make the money.

"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?

Oh, my!

What's going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!

That's a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There's hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been talking to humans.

- What?
- Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt.
- No.

Up the nose? That's a killer.

There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community
is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial
of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.

It's a common name. Next week…

He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots…

Next week…

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.

Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.

- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!

I'm helping him sue the human race.

- Hello.
- Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.

But it's our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.

- Frosting…
- How many sugars?

Just one. I try not
to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you're three.

And artificial flowers.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.

Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.

- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able

to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!

It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It's pretty big, isn't it?

I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.