Yo Holla Forums, serious question

Yo Holla Forums, serious question.
Why the fuck don't we conquer Canada? Treudau is a fucking shithead and there's lots of good people in Canada who want freedom but can;t have it. They were in the same boat as us when the revolution was around, but too many higher-ups were loyal to the crown. Most of Canada is countryside anyway (the worst we'd take in is Quebec.) What would they even fight back with? I'm sure the silent majority of civilians would support it (especially when Treaudau has literal communist chine relations.) And best of all, spare a few mudslimes Canada has an overwhelming amount of WHITE people.

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Just meme Lauren Southern as their next Prime Minister. Problem solved.

Not Canadian. Who might this be?

Can we annex the sensible, productive western half of Leafghanistan and let the communist faggots in the east freeze and die? We'll take that and the frozen wasteland to the north after a generation or two.

Rebel Media's blondie qt3.14. Maple Fever is the worst.

You must know fuck all about Canada. What a shitty thread.

Yo leaf here. The rhetoric we're fed by our parents, the media, our culture in general is that we're sort of like you guys but we're much better morally. We're on our high horses when you say things like "oh Canada is loved around the world" "Americans put Canadian flags on their luggage" and "all Americans are red neck racists" and we're so much better than you guys. Most Canadians would view it as we're being taken over by the "bad guys" and most wouldn't assimilate. I know this is totally hypothetical because obviously it could never happen due to ethics and law but it's fun to think about. That's why "leaf" posters are so shit teir and annoying because they reject American point of views because we're basically raised to disagree with you guys. Love you from up north btw.

Chaim pls go.

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Just remember that the ultimate end point of all socialist systems is North Korea. UK is about halfway there already and Canada is basically just a British outpost.

how did yo get in there doggos?

a jew attention whore.

Eh guy we're not all bad out here. Don't leave me behind.

I'm white.

We have to fix our own problems first before we can invade anyone else. Too many traitors in Washington for example

I have to disagree there. We're so much like you guys culturally, we're closer to a bratty disobedient American state than we are to the monarchy.

As a Canadian myself, I approve of this idea.

You can't even assimilate your Frenchies. Maybe you Leaves would change your mind when you get to experience real freedom.


She's a qt, I swear.


Make sure you move west before the annexation.

I hope. It's so deeply imbedded in mainstream culture to just do the opposite of what you guys do down south. But we're not all bad.

Give me another year I'll be finished school out there don't worry.

Nice cuckchan thread

Because this is real life. Go back to cuckchan.

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You're not, but there's no way she doesn't browse Holla Forums.

Good job :^)

It's obvious when she rips content and talking points from here and acts like she came up with it herself.

I know this is real life. If we declared war on Canada there wouldn't even be a conflict. Who's gonna stop us? CIA?

Bad job.

Exactly, like all the name fags out there. Whatever though, we're not dispensing redpills for money and I don't want her promoting Holla Forums to normies.

Oh shit, maybe she is a Jew… look at the gun she's using.

That's not the issue. The issue is she's just an empty headed chick with no actual formed opinions of her own, acting as controlled opposition without even knowing it. She's a puppet whose strings are pulled by Ezra Lavant. That she's a qt is the whole fucking point, she's there to be a trophy, a kind of shiny sparkly thing to divert your attention away from the truth, like the latest shitfest of a book she's trying to push lately where she basically puts most of the blame of our current modern social problems on a couple French dudes from back in the day.

It's pretty clear she is like every other girl, she doesn't sit and think about things and form her own opinions, she adopts the opinions or general beliefs of those around her. You can't tell her "it's the jews" because she'll never agree to that. She should shut the fuck up and get in the kitchen, but Lavant is using her (somewhat successfully, it seems) to get a bunch of disillusioned bluepilled white guys to go "muh dick" and keep them from seeing the forest for the trees.

Lauren should at least be meme as Premier of Ontario, then she can bump to Prime Minister from there.
Work on it, Canadian Nationalists!

Realistically though, Canada is the next logical battlefield for the meme war.

negative, you clueless nigger. she is outjewing the jew by using his platform to promote her own. she is very smart and will soon cut loose from that zionist kike

It's a cuckchan thread. Easily identifiable by their lack of formatting and a contrived subject.

Kek has blessed this.

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American memes will unite the youth of the civilized world for a brighter tomorrow.

I've seen her in interviews, and she does seem quite quick on her feet, so she's not just a teleprompter bimbo puppet like Tomi Lahren on Fox News. She might even be a bit aspie.

Also, Lauren is only 21 years old, plenty of her to learn more about the man behind the curtain.