SHITPOSTERS VS WITCHES THREAD

Good luck witches fatties.

Kek has blessed us with so many gifts, this is the least we can do to repay him for his kindness.

they can't even do nothing but help us tbh

Who will our beloved Kek bless with dubs in this thread first? It's so exciting!

Kek bless Donald Trump

LETS DO THIS

I'm doing this merely to observe the effect.

Praise kek!

MEME MAGIC IS REAL - PRAISE KEK

At best, their little LARP ritual will not work. But it could even backfire on them. Plus, the fact that meme magic is much stronger than their shitty black magic only proves that we will win.

How shall we name this event?

My pick would be
REMOVE WICCAN

Seriously, fuck them. They've been giving Celtic culture a bad reputation for too fucking long due to them leeching and perverting things from it to their own end.

Also, checking the last post in the first thread

yea
yea
yea
fuck yea
fuck yea

PRAISE KEK

IT BEGINS

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IT HAS BEEN DECIDED
REMOVE WICCAN!
PRAISE KEK!

PRAISE KEK

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That symbol is giving me deja vu. I've never seen it before I swear, but I feel like I have for some reason.

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REMOVE WICCAN

REMOVE WICCAN CONFIRMED
WITCHES BTFO

r8 oc

REMOVE WICCA

OFFICIAL ANTI-TRUMP CATLADY RITUAL THEME
WICCA A SHIT

Awww shit

I like it user. Wish niggers weren't this retarded, but they all sound like this, especially when it comes to race.

Remind that if you haven't purchased a Kek statue, you are a fool

PRAISE KEK

Runes are Remove Wiccan

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PRAISE KEK

I AM NOT TIRED OF WINNING

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KEK WILL DESTROY THESE VILE WITCHES

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ALL SCIENCE THAT DENIES CHAOS IS BLASPHEMY
necsi.edu/projects/baranger/cce.pdf

MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD
KEKS FOR THE KEK THRONE

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

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Doh, fucked it up. Ah well. Try again.

ᚱᛂᛗᚮᚡᛂ ᚥᛁᛍᛍᚪᚾ

THREAD THEME

REMOVE WICCAN

PRAISE KEK

Checked.

COME ON, LET'S GET THIS GOING

we literal alternative facts nao

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MEME MAGIC IS REAL

witnessed!

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

KEK SPEAKS

..how?

It's really quite something.

(checked)
Well tripped.

SHADILAY
My faith in Kek shall not be moved.
He has givith to me gifts that I have yet to appreciate. I will learn to give myself to His will and not false gods.
SHADILAY

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

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Meme Magic Is Real
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M
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Thank you blessing me with such beautiful trips, Kek

oh la la
naughty boy

I hadn't seen this since the election. This is so damn funny

Taylor Swift memes never get old.

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Our universe is fractal in nature, and fractals are figures of chaos as explained by that paper.

PRAISE KEK

Checked good sir!

CHECKING THOSE TRIPS! AS WELL! TODAY'S GOING TO BE A GLORIOUS DAY!

MEME MAGIC IS REAL!

Looks like we're gonna be waking up on planet anime soon boys

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Yeah but what if that was the making of computer wizards?

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LET HIS LIGHT SHINE THROUGH YOU, FOR THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, ALWAYS

May Kek bounce all of these witches' hexes back at them and let them drown in shit.

SHADILAY

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thread theme

CHECKED

PRAISE KEK

MAKE ANIME REAL

We must meme harder.

we're just in animeland, not anime planet

anime dimension happens after the post-mortem ghost war

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(checked)
KEK WILL MAKE ANIME REAL

CHECKED

PRAISE KEK

re-roll

oh my.
guess i need more patience for that war

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PRAISE KEK
BURN THE WITCHES

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(CHECKED!)
KEK IS INDEED WITH US TONIGHT!

KEK WILL MAKE THE HOLOCAUST HAPPEN

FOR THE EMPEROR

Shit we almost forgot.

REMOVE WICCAN

Übermensch we are

Unf that fuggin Sturmgewehr. With the exception of tossing them from a fucking helicopter, there are few better ways to kill some fucking commies.

wew lad, checked

REMOVE WICCAN

REMINDER THAT KEK WANT US TO LAUGH WITH HIM

REMOVE WICCAN, PRAISE KEK

Let's keep this going.

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AND LAUGH WE SHALL!

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I yearn for an eternity of glorious shitposting, wading into battle every day until dusk, where we return to the halls of heros to feast among the throngs of large titted snake women, singing songs of praise to the gods

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MEME MAGIC IS REAL
WAIFUS FOR EVERYBODY

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i hope i get a shiny one

VALHALLA AWAITS

re-roll

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rerolling is an affront to the gods you scrubbling cunt

go back to your scrubble hole you insufferable monster

MAY OUR MIGHTY EMPEROR GIVE US THE STRENGTH TO SMITE THE ABOMINATIONS, SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE

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Don't forget to use our most power word of dispelling and disenchantment
heh

PRAISE KEK!

LET IT BE SO!

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heh

that was a really nice thread, i miss that thread

fuck yea man
kekekekek

PRAISE KEK

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Weebwawbwuhbweepbwaab mmmm sauce
Is all I fucking got out of that

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moar, sorry for the shit art.

(Heil'd)

PRAISE KEK

heheheheheheh

Fits the whole MSpaint style that is always associated with these memes so it works well.

With all the repeating digits in this thread alone, I have no doubt that this will happen!

OUR WAIFUS WILL BE REAL!

topkek

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
these witches don't even know what they just started

Praise KeK may your eternal chaos bring forth a white light from this darkness.

WOW THE MAGIC IS STRONG TONIGHT!
Both replies to this post were dubs! combined would equal 77

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HIGH ENERGY

fuck yes

(wew)
Good point, I'll bet exactly zero of the stupid cunts are still on it. This thread might last days.

YOU CAN'T BEAT MASONS FAGGOTS!
TAKE MY WILL, TAKE MY BLESSING!

POSTING THE HIGHEST ENERGY WEBM IN MY COLLECTION

(Checked)
Oh shit!

Did you really think Kek isn't present with us?

posting some nice memeories to remind us all of what happens when the energy gets high

(checked)

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praise!

Anyone else feeling strangely more energetic now?

I did not expect these digits, or that ID
praise kek

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Loving those dubs and the rare.

Kek is here boys. All I ask of you is to keep our homeland always free and unconquered. 8chanbestchan

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CHECKED

PRAISE KEK

KEKUS VULT

I feel a Spirit Bomb a'brewin' the fucking stupid catladies have no idea what's about to hit them for even thinking about starting shit.

That's all the doubt and worry in your soul being replaced by

HIGH

FUCKING

ENERGY

checked

praise!!

PRAISE KEK, REMOVE WICCAN

lol get raped you tumblr hags

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THIS THREAD IS FUCKING HIGH ENERGY AS FUCK!

Yes the old gods speak to your soul.

Sad!

MEME MAGIC IS REAL
HAVE A RARE PEPE

Memetically dense thread.

Quality OC deserves to be spread, friend

WICCANS DON'T HAVE SHIT ON US!
CHECKED AND PRAISED!

That will really BTFO those Trumpnazis.

SHIT'S GETTING REAL, BOYS

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I wonder what all this will accomplish

ass; tit e

So when do we purge commies, lads?

Who else /PrussianMarch/ here? Dank lyrics in this song.

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MEME MAGIC IS REAL
REMOVE WICCAN
PRAISE KEK

VERY SOON

nigga we gon find out

They directly threatened trump and all of his supporters with magic.
That requires an overwhelming and brutal response.

oour very bright future user-kun!

One day, but tonight it's Wiccans

Checked!

Checking those ID dubs.

As soon as you start lifting.

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Keep it up
FOR THE EMPEROR

:^)

I'M FEELING A BIT MORE ENERGETIC

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hwew

Alright, what should be my goals? Don't have access to bench so I prefer push ups and curl ups.

wew

Just no.

Nice digits you got there.

heh

Holla Forums is like a swarm of bees, and every now and then something triggers a swarm of high energy posting

whenever this happens shit goes down

and it's happening now lads

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you too

heheheh

MEME MAGIC IS REAL
PRAISE KEK

FUCK YERRRRRRRRRRRR

CHECK'D
SHADILAY

checked

oya oya

nice nice

SHADILAY

H I G H E N E R G Y

(heh)

Checked!
SHADILAY!

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since we're targeting wiccans, who else could get hit, druids?

With all these digits how do these witches hope to survive?

What did druids ever do to warrant being targeted?

That might trigger the britfags.

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AMERICANISM NOT GLOBALISM

(heh)

dunno, just wondering about collateral damage we're channeling chaos after all

Damn right it is

something about not getting snake tits? idk, google translate had nothing

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Do you ever realize you're chanting eighties italian disco lyrics like a mantra while posting a caricature of an ancient egyptian god taking a shit on people you don't like, and can't wipe the smile from your face?

We will one day, user.
Kek wills it.

just make love to her in a regular hayfield

INITIATING ENERGY OUTPUT TO 200%

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to >>>/fur/ please

Indeed it will come. We are the heirs to the new thrown. Our race will survive through us.

REMOVE WICCAN
MEME MAGICK IS REAL

My energy for Kek
SHADILAY

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no k user

meme magic user

I know that you know what he most definitely knows. Don't derail, we've all been on Holla Forums before.

MEME MAGICK IS REAL
S H A D I L A Y

All the dubs and trips from the last thread to provide energy to protect Trump and all of us.
PRAISE KEK!
MAY THE EMPEROR RULE FOR FOREVER!
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

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some price digits tbh

Dubs disagree

Magic or magick are both acceptable
MEME MAGICK IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

I guess only
MEME MAGICK IS REAL

I like that digit pattern.
PRAISE KEK

god's wrong on this one grr

tsk tsk.
since you have digits, i'll be shitposting instead.

anybody have smart memes?

Kek not god okay? Shadilay.

what is that supposed to mean satan?

Good work user!

I think he got his deities confused.

meme magic is real

seeing a k in magic triggers me timbers

THE WITCHES SPELL WORKS, BUT IT ONLY KILLS TRUMPS JEWISH ALLIES

GIVE

ME

DIGITS

meme harder

Yeah here's one.

HIGH ENERGY AS FUCK

praise@ (you)

REMOVE WICCAN

very nice

SHADILAY

another one!
oya oya oya

MEME HARDER

WICCAN REMOVAL

and another

FUCK WICCA

(heil)

oh I c

HES HERE

Checked!

THE MEMES WILL FALL LIKE RAIN

THE ENEMY WILL DIE IN OUR NORTHWEST BRAMBLEPITS

(heiled)

SHADILAY

This thread is comfy

SOROS WILL BE DEAD THIS TIME NEXT YEAR

Kek approves of your praise.

oho smug guatemalan child, i see your wordsmithery for what it is

Ginsberg and Feinstein will die of natural causes this year

re-roll

So it shall be.

THE BIG WORK STARTS TOMORROW

Checked and kekked.

Nice.

PRAISE KEK!

CHECKING FOR IT IS FORETOLD!

not bad, not bad at all

S C R U B B L E R S O U T

YOU STUPID CHINK, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LICK KEK! HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT!

THE BIG WORK BEGINS TOMORROW

IN PRISON

MEME MAGIC IS REAL
PRAISE KEK
SHADILAY

THESE "WITCHES" HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE FUCKING WITH DO THEY?

Sooner

wew

kind of sa but who is

NONE WHATSOEVER
They've never seen what magic can really do.
They can't even imagine.

jews must die

Two kikes.

Dianne Feinstein - kike gun grabbing senator
Ruth Bader Ginsberg - kike supreme court justice

(checked)
wew

wew

thanks user

KEK, TRUMP, SHADILEY

KILL THE NIGGERS, SPICS, AND GAY!

Obligatory shitpost

I read about these 'witches' and this low energy psychic circle jerk they want to pull off while at work and knew immediately it would be met by laughs.

THE BIG WORK BEGINS TOMORROW

Ah fuck I guess the big work really does begin next week.

I think you mean
TODAY!

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gas the kikes race war now

CASCADIA FOR KEK!

Dubs confirm
CASUALS GTFO!

MEME MAGIC IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL

SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY
SHADILAY SHADILAY

She's giving the kind of reassurances people give right before they step down from a position. She's done I'm sure of it, must be her health.

She's old as the fucking hills, she can't be in the greatest of shape.

can't argue with those dubs

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KEK WILL MAKE RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD

KEK WILLS IT

fuck off
i wanna see some meme magic in action and you just neede to click my ID boys

heh

jews must die

MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC

MEME MAGIC IS TOO REAL FOR THESE WICCAN CATLADYS TO HANDLE

re-rolling

PRAISE KEK

Check em…Praise kek

Nice digits.

Ignore witches

thats not how dubs work but I'll check them anyways

Hell yeah, dank meme rune user

FUCK KIKES. FUCK WITCHES TOO.

Re-roll

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

WE WILL NO LONGER SURRENDER THIS COUNTRY OR ITS PEOPLE TO THE FALSE SONG OF GLOBALISM

your dubs will turn to ash in your mouth, scrubblekin

KEK IS WITH US LADS

lelelelelele;l

heh

praise 'em!

KEK MIT UNS

PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK

Dubs don't work like that you asshole. Kek gives and Kek can easily take away. Do not mistake Kek's kindness with weakness.

:-(((

k fine dammit

lurk several aeons before posting, scrubblecunt

WE WILL CRUSH THE WICCANS

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xD

heh

SHIIIIET WE GOT OUR NIGGA YACCUB TO ENSLAVE WHITEY

them digits boy

wewewewew

dubz r in support o dis troof

checked and kek'd

checked
There are blacks on the facebook page saying "UR MAGIC HAS NO POWER IN DA FACE OF GOD" lol

Designated shit toasting bread?

damn straight cunt, diggitz conflrim

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you're not from around here are you? lurk more faggot

SHIEEEEEEEET

death to wiccans

i am sleepy

can't even fap since i am in a library

:-((

DEATH
TO
JEWS

Checked

Kek doesn't want blood sacrifices yid, he likes laughter and fun

oya oya oya

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SICK DUBS

alright something is afoot here

KEK approves of this glorious dream.

WITCHES, BITCHES, BURN THEM ALL

RAPE THEIR FACE AND FUCK THEIR SKULL

based Himmler tbh

healthy trips

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manila suck balls

check 'em

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checked

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kill yourself, reported you stupid fucking kike

Kek is in this thread

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(SH)ADILAY

MASS GASSING OF WICCAN HERETICS IMMINENT

Every fucking day lad.

chekkum

First Dubs in reply to KEK's Holy Words will decide the next major event.

Shadilay indeed.

kikes are in makati wew
the more apt term is "shitskin"

wewewewew

this is some cryptic fuckery and i'm not sure what to make of it

kek please make it go away, it's scaring me

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

King of kings. Purge the lesser races.

wtf is that second image…

Moloch and his Wiccan slaves will be destroyed by the power of Kek!

IT SHALL BE DONE

Purge the lesser races. This is a White mans world.

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my mistake posting the 2nd pic user

i'm just a random flip in manila faggot
praise KEK and ignore me

Ahhhhhhhh

that id

WHITE GALACTIC EMPIRE

...

WEW LAD

WHITE UNIVERSAL EMPIRE

Check this fresh Pepe.

oy oy oy oy oy

Umaasa ako hangs iyong bobo mukha mula sa Capitol gusali napakalaking homosekswal

KEK says it will happen.

CONFIRMED!

VEY VEY VEY VEY

WAS GETTING DUBS PART OF YOUR PLAN?

this.

moloch is the one that demands blood sacrifices from the kikes.

KEK WILLS IT

google translate holy shit

kek

OF COURSH
just like Witch Genocide

wait did it actually translate? i was just stringing together shit i found in the flip dictionary

Funny how they think they can do whatever they want, that magic is a 1 way street. All we have to meme is that their magic will cause Trump to Make America Great Again so he can leave office faster. Basically changing the spell so that the witches do the work for us. I believe KEK would love the chaos created from our enemies helping us.

no need to subvert, friend, the work is already done

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Are you saying we are the ==NWO==

No.
TOMORROW BELONGS TO US

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

(heh)

tsk tsk tsk

Dang I fucked up that ==red text==

I knew all you wanted was tagalog shitposting, user

lurk more faggot

i guess i was tagawrong on that one

fucking bling blang panangarang desu

ahhhhhhhhh Im fucking this up to much. Praise the chaos god KeK.

WHO WILL GET THE NEXT SET OF DUBS?
I'M AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT.

go have a rest, user

learn to redtext, faggot

I suppose that is why I am 1 off, KEK is saying that we don't need to make them backfire.

meme magic is real

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now you get it, friend

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So many repeating digits, that's what I like to see

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I FEEL IT

Will someone be able to achieve the next set of dubs soon? Only time will tell

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I will kill you

no no no

does not make sense

WICCANS BTFO

learn to redtext faggot

SORCERY FOR THE MODERN AGE

Can you feel the memetic energy in this thread?

explain pls

Kek will live on forever

Now that I think about it, how does witchcraft work? Is it like shooting an arrow in the air and hoping it hits your target somewhere? I know with meme magic, KEK helps guide our power. So that if we fired a shot, by the guidance of KEK, we will hit our target.

Easily the best webm ever made by Holla Forums.

wonder what it'll be

fire and forget

magic can be very delicate

I FEEL IT ANONS, DO YOU?

Witchcraft works through sacrifice and is fueled by selfish desires/intentions, that's why blood is always drawn to summon or invoke a demon. Meme magic is fueled by memetic energies and a desire to seek truth, which is why Kek is the bringer of light.

we both off by one :-((

it's a fickle thing

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But you weren't. Checked.

And you win

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Loving those dubs

you just re-rolled it!

yoy

yoy

yoy

yoy

there attacking our women boys…

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Checked, I wouldn't have it any other way.

(checked)

AYY

Let's see some more dubs, folks

11 is the original dubs, blessed art thou

wewewewewewew

Topkek

Oh shit mirrored dubs

FUKKEN CHECKED

Witches will all have to pee pee at the appointed time and miss the mark

WICCA GODDESSES A SHIT
SUPERIOR WAIFU COMING THROUGH
MAKE WAY FOR LOVE

wears white
associated with moon
emotionless
catlike personality

sunny, bright
assocated with war and bloodshed
outgoing and expressive
sexual and partner to shinji (Khonsu)

god of the moon. His name means "traveller", and this may relate to the nightly travel of the moon across the sky. Along with Thoth he marked the passage of time. Khonsu was instrumental in the creation of new life in all living creatures.

The polar ice melting (caused by the sun burning hotter and other natural phenomena) is going to release an ancient virus that was once weak but now will be strong due to our bodies never encountering it. People will assume it will be 'bioengineered' but it's method of attack will just be too complex to engineer.

Over time it will cause a good portion of 20% of birds 10% of fish and reptiles, and 30% of mammals to die out. Humans will suffer alongside the mammal numbers in this newfound "spanish flu part deux electric booglaloo". The primary sources of death will be located in developing nations as modern medicine will produce a new vaccine within a few months. However, due to the rise of "anti-vaccine" propaganda it will be mostly ignored and the US will be one of the only first-world nations to have a major hit to their numbers.

Nations recover. In 30 years the polar ice caps will have completely melted, causing a vast array of strong storms that bombard the coast for a few years as the world re-adjusts to post ice-age climates. During such, World War III occurs via proxy within the middle east as Israelites vs Muslims grows full force. The outcome, sadly will be Greater Israel. The US, Russia, Israel, and Britain will be the primary benefactors and establish a Meritocratic NWO as Generation Z grows to full maturity.

kek'd

almost got it user….
almost

take flight ebola!

you should re-edit the meme to be user-friendly
but otherwise very interesting

There is so much fucking energy in this thread
SHADILAY BROTHERS

If I have to be autistic, I'd rather do it here with you magnificent cunts.

THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO HAVE IT BROTHER

WE WUZ ANIME AND SHEET

heh

heh

heh

heh

heh

dub dubs confirm we're the best

I don't know what you are trying to meme or reference but I am not having any of it

Right back at you, faggot.

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you can do it user

besides with normies just kekking the pic and/or be amazed by it, the magic can smoothly flow

Trips reconfirm. Let Kek smite our enemies!

dubs, dubs, trips solidifies into the fabric of the universe itself

I really, really like those digits.

CHAOS GOD
We won't know until it happens. But because we embrace this and do it anyway, Kek loves us.

WITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT TRICKS AND CROWS

A complete lack of digits, be gone.

PRAISE KEK!

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Imagine shitposting a candidate into office so hard that it affects the lower life forms on this planet as well. Because the lower life forms known as libs have gone COMPLETELY off the deep edge, so there you go.

Fuck off, kike. It's clear by your lack of repeating digits that your masturbation fantasy of Greater Israel will never come true.

Shamelessly checking these trips

ammigator!

REMOVE WICCAN
REMOVE WICCAN
REMOVE WICCAN

pretty cool crocodile, would pet.

Guess this just means my meme will happen without the creation of Greater Israel.

me too user
also i witness

Meme the destruction of the Kikes, Hitler would have wanted that

Frogs are so fucking cool.

KEK MIT UNS

Reading that article about the witches, it all makes sense now
This can only go into realm of chaos, and these wiccans have no clue what is about to happen.

Hitler was mad about memes. Cartoons, movies, comics, literature. He memed the caricature of the Jew into existence, and now, when anyone thinks of a Jew, that's the first thing that springs to mind.

I'd rather meme a pandemic or global extinction of some form. That or global flooding for reasons as my patron demands it, eventually.

(heil'd)
They're way in over their heads. These are a bunch of old hags and libs (they go hand-in-hand) who are just looking for the next gimmick to virtue signal about how they're fighting off big, mean Trump

Nice rare pepe

PRAISE KEK

Crocodiles are known for being very affectionate.

The jews may have drilled the idea of a fictional shoah into most people's minds, but at least Hitler gave us one of the greatest memes that has lasted decades.

(checked)

tbqh people have been memeing the caricature of the jew for thousands of years..

Its like you want all the great egyptian meme magics to be discovered by degenerate jews and plebs

I like your style.

I travel out of the meditation chamber of my basement every few lunar cycles to enlighten my fellow neetpriests of the ancient heighroglph imageboards and teach the peophecy of meme magics to pleb tier neets.

All will become clear in time.

And thanks to the internet and the legions of shitposters, the "le happy merchant" meme will be around forever for all kinds of normies to see and wonder, "What did the Jews do to deserve this kind of depiction?"

Then they'll start wondering, then looking, and then they'll find their way to a place to be redpilled. Hopefully, a library.

Memes are the gateway to the ultimate truths.

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Praise Kek
Praise Ammit
==meme magic is REAL==

It's very obvious we have given them way too much credit. They're legit just bumbling retards.

I really hope something chaotic actually happens.

Just noticed, but looks like you got blessed by KEK directly, checking that id.

Checked

THEY CANNOT STOP HITLERS WIZARDS

Dubs confirm

WITNESSED

as if these degenerates can handle the magic without going inssane. i mean attempts at Holla Forums is just laughable. there's a thread of their failures weeks ago.

oh such a burden to teach these normies that the world is bigger than what their egos allow! tsk tsk tsk

good work btw desu~
i wish you more suceesful ventures

ALSO WITNESSED

I'm sorry /monster/ but out of all the qt monster grills you could have chosen to be your God, you picked that thing? Why?

dubs don't lie

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

Right? Couldn't they have picked a cute snake monster girl? Or maybe even a
Frog girl?

I'm sure most self proclaimed druids now adays are just as cucked as wiccans.

Thank you fellow neetpriest

Remember to pray to your frog idol and sacrifice tendies to kek for such great happenings

we are the strongest wizards of all time

Stereotypical badger reporting in!

Lurk indefinitely before posting

Meme magic is truly powerful. It trumps all other forms of magic, especially since this is powered by actual memetics unlike whatever cultish shit these wiccans practice.

KEK, I CALL UPON THEE TO SMITE THOSE WHO SEEK HARM UPON THE GOD EMPEROR AND HIS ADMIRERS

SHADILAY!

Frog me to the moon
So I can laugh among the stars
Let me see if Kek is there
On ;^)piter and Mars
In other words
Praise be Kek
In other words
Darling, shitpost

Fill my sides with keks
So they can leave forever more
You're the only deity
I worship and adore
In other words
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Praise be Kek
Check dubs, too.

Not quite autistic enough to lurk /monster/ sorry.

MIGHTY KEK, REDIRECT THIS PITTANCE OF ENERGY TO SMITE ROTHSCHILD AND SOROS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH

Go eat a booger indefinitely.

Kek

heh

KEK, SHOW YOURSELF UNTO US LIKE YOU DID ON NOVEMBER 9, 2016

I BELIEVE IN YOU

Oh Kek, take pity upon my paintcrap!

Praise Moloch!

They're not just bumbling retards, they are also completely irrational.
Aristotle said that man was the rational animal.
Here's a good question for you:
What does that make our enemies?

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No I don't think so.

That frog has a huge head! What sort is it?

PRAISE

The intellectual frog, obviously.

witnessed

sadly i haven't watch that yet

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TROLL ALL THOSE WHO BLASPHMEME KEK

Golems of the Jew.

YOU FILTHY CASUAL I DISPLAY THE GREATEST HEIROGLYPH BOARDS

ayo nice digits

re-roll

MEME MAGIC DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

being in flipland is being in a fucking mess

im still sad

Meme magic doesn't work that way, nigger. You can't force repeating digits.

rare

Well they didn't get digits, so KEK has spoken

agreed

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REMOVE VICCAN

If you're a pantheist you have no enemies. Just an empty lonely feeling.

It does now.

Nigga what fuck are youtalkimg about
How is
>>>/monster/
Degenerate we aren't fucking chaos

Fucking phones man

your digits say otherwise

I think it's an amazon horned toad. The fat one is a black rain frog. This guy is a turtle frog.

Nice try, faggot.
MEME MAGIC DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

Looks autistic, to be honest.

pathetic shills

tsk tsk tsk

Late night esoterica thread yet? …or just pure shitposting? Either way, feel free to skip my ramblings.
Lately, I've found myself getting ever so subtly nudged toward learning more about the more esoteric aspects of Tai Chi Chuan. I suppose Kek might be pushing me that way, as I'm already moving in that direction. I expect that there is no one set way for one to get in tune with him, and each should find their own way to do so. Some, shitposting is the path, others, literature on preexisting magical theory and meditation, still others, perhaps psychedelics. Myself, it's looking like I may have been shown a path I could take. It only makes sense for the followers of a god from the primordial, chaotic void to take whatever method they can find to get to the same ending point. Many paths, one result.
A few things are known. Namely…
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
REMOVE WICCAN
(Both self-explanatory)
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
Don't look away from the terrible things of life. Face toward them. Stare upon them until you can deal with it. Nobody likes a fucking coward. Sometimes, you may have to be the one causing said bloodshed, even though we don't WANT to resort to such measures. After all, so many lines have been crossed that we could make a ruler thirty-three miles long.

Well shit, I wonder what would happen if Jeb! started saving these little guys

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Praise Kek.

THOU SHALT NOT COMMAND KEK TO GIVE THY DUBS AND TRIPS AND NUMBERS OF WORTH

THOU SHALL POST DANK MEMES AND GREAT MAGICKS SHALL HAPPENEING FOR THINE LULZ

KEK IS THE KINGDOM AND MEME IS THE PROPHET

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FILTHY NORMIE NEOPHYTE

capped

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I don't know about you, but this isn't doing anything for me anymore.

I just want to get on with my life. But the world won't let me. I think I'm tired of winning.

thank you for chopping my flithy normi body
yay

praise

Le epic sigil fellow wizard

YOU BETTER TAKE THAT LOW ENERGY TRALALA DICKSNIFFING NONSENSE TO SOME KIND OF /V9K/ NO GF THREAD BROTHER CAUSE THAT SHIT DON'T BELONG HERE

armpit hair on dykes of three
burn them, burn them, burn with glee

When you feel empty and stuck in the mire sometimes all you need is a little shake up user. Try doing a bit of weedlmao and going for a long strenuous run in the forest, sitting down for a few minutes of meditation here and there. I was feeling just like you yesterday. This is what worked for me. Also, fasting is an easy and free way of radically altering your mindset fairly quickly. Shadilay user. Don't despair.

Kek is love, Kek is life!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KEK WILLS IT KILL THE FUCKING KIKES

holy fuck user….

Fuck off with your Jeb!-tier lack of energy. You're either on the high energy meme train or you're standing on the tracks.

Meme magic is real

I'm so glad this post didn't turn out to be a newfag shitting their diaper over a torposter. Have a rare.

CHOP CHOP NORMIES GONA DROP DROP

AND YOU FUCKERS BELIEVED THE GREAT HAPPENING WOULD NOT COME

IT HAS NOT YET EVEN BEGUN, BUT THE FIRE RISES

Maybe I should.

I only come here to keep aware of what's going on now. The fun is waning and becoming replaced with burden.

I'm gonna start doing shit in real life methinks. Instead of just shitposting about it.

It's odd, but I think people on the left and right are beginning to think this. The chaos was exciting when new, but now I'm just used to it.

Fuck. I miss Super Mario Bros 2, Yoshi's Island and Super Mario World.

Nice try, Wiccan infiltrator!

Kek, please give this OC's energy to this cause.

Kek.

i dodged november, so newfag
i heard you guys have PTSD from the Great Meme War 2015-16. i can't really imagine the stress

So I herd u liek cu t kips?

We all have moments like those. Hopefully things will start getting back in shape so we can.

Glad you enjoyed. Praise Kek.

kill all those who dare to use pathetic magic against us

Learn 2 emulate tbh

Made a slight change.

witches' menses, witches' milk
a curse on you and all your ilk

Praise Kek
Remove occult heresy

checked

Actually there is one thing I do feel.
Angry at this fucking world order.

When can we slit throats?

Holla Forums lends you its power

digits

REPRODUCTION OF THIS PEPE IS NOT AUTHORIZED WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION

i think i watched that 40 times in a row, cackling madly

I see there's a torposter that needs laughing at. Don't they have some cupcakes to be stuffing into their fat face?

POWER UP

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

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Isn't the keyboard control shit though?
Anyway I would love a link to the emulator and games.

Also is Yoshi an avatar of Kek?

Residual side enemy of Trump left hanging alone in the cold.
Supply Depot:
mega.nz/#F!8ps3VTZQ!qVyr494jW2fKeWxr77FB9Q

Listen and find out.

CHECKED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
PRAISE KEK!

THE DANK IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

MEME MAGIC IS REAL
SHADILAY
THESE WOODS ARE WHITE WOODS

Compare with his Super Mario Kart victory theme.

OC

You're getting close to the truth. They're bumbling retards, completely irrational, and secretly long for NEET cock.

oops, forgot to resize

checked

looking good. got any higher resolution?

nice

The chaos of Kek sparked a temporary light of joy in your soul. Now, knowing that light, it's your job to tend to it. The solutions are internal user. No external changes are ultimately satisfying when internal incompleteness remains. After the chaos, the birth of the new world. After the night, the dawn.

MEME MAGIC IS REAL!
MEME MAGIC IS REAL!
MEME MAGIC IS REAL!

BURN THE WITCH!!!

Not usually one to spoonfeed, but this is a good thread. You can use an xbox 360 or ps4 control I think.

emuparadise.me/Super_Nintendo_Entertainment_System_%28SNES%29_Emulators/5
emuparadise.me/Super_Nintendo_Entertainment_System_%28SNES%29_ROMs/5

Dank

I'm tired of liberals being focused on bullshit problems instead of their:

It's like they have the maturity of a fucking 5 year old.
Winning against 5 yr olds is not that fulfilling to be frank. It's just annoying that these people are so fucked in the head by disinformation that they don't even care about the right things anymore. Just their fucking genitalia and shit like that. WHO FUCKING CARES.

ALL SORCERERS MUST FUCKING DIE!!!

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

PURGE THE NORMALFAG

Thank you m8

Praise KEK

DENY THE WITCH!!!

(checked)

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

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Blasphemy!

You are now acutely aware of the clocks ticking in your house fam.

WITCHES GET STITCHES!

Just another day for a chronomancer…

At least you even have libraries, we only have revolutionary education bases here in chink land.

i

As you can see, I'm always just on time.

Jokes on you they're all digital.

I am the clock, motherfucker. Those dubs say your time is up.

Buuh get over it user. I tried to help and offered the best advice I've got. Stop being an energy vampire. Fix yourself and stop whining.

How can clocks be real if time isn't real?

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I'm in a place past synchronicity.

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kek at least you didn't end up in some shit-tier moe universe

I'm fine. It's just when anyone wants to discuss anything important they're always distracted by stupid insignificant issues.
Just chop off your genitals you fucking moron. See if I fucking care if you mutilate yourself and then regret it down the track.

It's like there's a fire in your house, and they're worried about the colour of the drapery not matching the furniture.
I'm venting my anger FUCK YOU BITCH.

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Kek definately is summoned because I am so fucking angry as fuck right now I could punch a fucking bear in the balls.

Ignorant weeb here. What's this thread about?

Fucking leftist latch onto everything and ruin. Purge time.

Tl;dr leftist 'witches' are coordinating today to attempt to cast a binding on Trump and his supporters.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYWHERE

For some reason I picture the witches attempting this, only for kek to rain liquid shit all over their ritual sites and be smug about it.

I SHALL INVOKE THE WRATH OF PENCE.
MAY THESE ABOMINATIONS THAT CALL THEMSELVES WITCHES GET STRUCK WITH A LIGHTNING OF SPIRIT ENERGY WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS.

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I'm going to shitpost you don't even know

PRAISE KEK

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Are wiccans just larping or do they have actual occult sensitivity so that we can repeat on the memesphere, instead of the internet, the incident of tumblr's 2013 raid on 4chan?

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KEK

Spit my cereal out when I realized the Holla Forums faggot is starving because he's a commie.

A mix of both, I'd wager, but the ones that do have sensitivity probably aren't exactly well trained.

Good times.

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Neither were we and yet we memed a human salt-drill into God Emperorhood.

Were the suggested aftershock time-bomb gore-dumping accounts ever implemented?

The equivalent would be one proto-Holla Forumslack on a commie board, they will be lost in the subhuman noise

Who knows? There could even be some still ticking.

I thought it was the Sunnis.

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meme magic its real

I´ve saw it work more than once

Witches use their strong beliefs in candles and herbs to meme things into existence, yet they're no match for the true love each and every one of us has for dubs.

PRAISE KEK

Praise Tu'i.

All malicious intents against the Emperor and his followers will come back to them 3fold.

Karmas a bitch.

SHADILAY
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE AMMIT
PRAISE HEQET
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

O' Kek, truly you are /ourguy/

Because we wanted our board to be JUSTICE.
>>>/8cc/1255

CHECKED

I beseech my gods, the true gods of the white race, to destroy these heretic witches and cast them down to perdition.
Let their lives be cut short, let their fortunes fail, bring the hammer of the gods down upon them.

This is when my hate and anger turned to laughter. I had to lose my mind because it had no place on this planet anymore.

Remove Wiccan from the premises!

for KEK

BOIL CRAZY CAT WOMEN IN THEIR OWN CAULDRONS

Wicca is a mess!
Wicca is a waste!
Wicca is a big fat mistake!
No really. It's all a lie from a dude that was into BDSM. Wiccans know this. Google it.

so wiccan removal in srbija art?

Praise Kek, master of chaos and bringer in of a new dawn!

Dubs are coming down like rain now. We're only nine hours into this day and the Wiccans are already tired.

all checked tbh

FUCK WITCHES

May KEK protect God Emperor Trump from all harm.

MEME MAGIC IS REAL
PRAISE KEK!

*shitposts*