Guess what's Naughty Dog's next game going to be?

Guess what's Naughty Dog's next game going to be?


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what a coinkydink

kek fucking hell. And I liked The Last of Us.

Of course.

I doubt this is for an actual sequel. It's probably just going to be a comic book.

JUST MAKE JAK 4 ALREADY NAUGHTY DOG JESUS FUCK

I can't see anyone but casuals liking this.
It's going to turn off any gamer without a pregnancy fetish because it's going to have hamfisted muh stronk womyn, plus the gameplay is bad anyway.

It's going to turn away SJWs because their lesbian muttalo drama/fan-fiction is confirmed non-existent.
Who is this supposed to cater to?

But that'd mean actually being creative and not just photographing and 3D scanning real-life objects

Was never implied that she was a lesbian. Just that she was bi-curious. If her friend didn't die though she would have definitely gone full butch lesbian.
(Nice consecutive dubs, fellas)

I can't see anyone but casuals buying games.

They can't. Even a reboot is not something they can/want to do.
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We’re gonna need more rope.

I don't give a shit about that. Plus that's the DLC, which I never played because lol DLC.

Still most likely going to be garbage

i'm not giving naughty dog another fucking chance, i was foolish and gave uncharted 4 a shot because i did have fun with the uncharted series

UNCHARTED 4 IS THE MOST PADDED FUCKING GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED

THERE IS ONLY 1 FUCKING SET PIECE BATTLE, THEY REHASHED SHIT FROM TLOU (mainly walking and fucking talking) AND 90% OF THE GAME IS PLATFORMING BUT THE BACKDROPS AREN'T AS NICE AS THEY WERE IN UNCHARTED 2

Pretty sure everyone with Platformer talent left.

Movie Games are the only thing they CAN do now.

Regressive, ain't it.

when you aren't force-walking listening to ellie talk, or picking up ladders, there was a fun game to be had in TLOU

but ND finds something good and covers it in "cinematic" shit because they got praised for it once so now they keep doing it

Only Uncharted 2 is decent. 3 is just le buggy movie the game, as is 4. TLOU is also a movie.

They not even trying to be subtle anymore.

oh thank fuck it wont be the next crash.
sony you better get a good ass team on that shit.

THE GOYIM IS AN ANIMAL IN HUMAN FORRM
Now buy or game goy.

2 and 3 are literally the same game with different settings. I liked them but I know I'm in the minority here.

The only ones I was kinda on the edge with was 1, because running in the fucking forest got boring after a while, but I enjoyed it was definitely more platformer-ish than the sequels.

I think World War Z did the same

>>>Holla Forums

nu-males who loves to do virtue signalling by playing video games with a liberal agenda, and the "games are art, pls take me seriously" crowd

What the shit.

You are part of the problem.

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>>>/furry/

And stay there faggot

inb4 it's a black baby.

you're doing it wrong
how new are you

Fuck you and your kiddy shit, ND grew up, you should too.

What're the odds that's Ellie?

Only way to redeem this is ID she gives birth to the spawn of satin and kills Israel's for revenge after they did the Samson option.

Kill yourself.

Bump and reported for being a leftist sack of shit.

mid to low since they claimed that story was "over'

Why are you guys complaining about a game that you would never have bought to begin with? Naughty Dog is a SJW company, that's a fact. They are making products for their own audience.

This thread is no different than when the fags on NeoGaf start circlejerking about how sexist and horrible DOA Xtreme is. They were never going to buy it to begin with, they're not fans of the series, so what they say doesn't matter

Likewise, what any of you think of this franchise is irrelevant. It was never yours to begin with, it has always been for chubby hipsters.

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Unless she actually gives birth to Jesus, this game/comic or whatever is just going to be over pandering crap.

Jesus is born as a black African strong gay woman

We wuz messiahs 'n shit

This is canon then?

Is that DSP's face?

yeh

yes

nah

The cancer is terminal.

twist: she's still lesbian, she's pregnant from the fungus
OY VEY IT'S A MIRACLE GOYIM

Are you pretending that you were ever the audience for the Last of Us? Would you want the developers of your favorite franchise to cater to SJWs? So why should a SJW game cater to you?

Your line of thinking is retarded.

What the fuck

that sounds scary

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What if the lesbo mulatto was a man? I guess the SJWs would only have to get mad at the fact that Ellie is not a minidyke.

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Because I used to love Naughty Dog. Crash Bandicoot is my favorite series of all time. All four are absolutely brilliant. Crash Team Racing and & X are some of the best kart racers ever made. Jak & Daxter is one of the best platformers ever made. Even though Jak II and 3 are completely retarded mixes of different concepts, Naughty Dog made them work incredibly well. Even after all these years, it's hard to admit that they are so completely dead. Not even dead, but a walking corpse making a mockery of everything they once built. People talk about devs going to shit, but I never felt it as bad as I did with Naughty Dog. Insomniac isn't as good but they're still okay. Sucker Punch takes their sweet time but when they put something out it's usually pretty good. But Naughty Dog went from the absolute best of all time to the absolute worst. And it happened so slowly I didn't even notice.

When Jak & Daxter came out, I remember thinking "well, if I squint, I can kinda pretend it's still Crash." (And with the first game it really is Crash in all but name.) When Jak II came out, I remember thinking "well, if I squint, I can kinda pretend it's still Jak." When Jak X came out, I remember thinking "well, if I squint, I can kinda pretend it's still CTR." When Uncharted came out, I remember thinking "well, if I squint, I can kinda pretend it's still Jak." When The Last of Us came out, I remember thinking "well, if I squint, I can kinda pretend it's still Uncharted."

No more. After 15 years I've finally been kicked enough to admit it's completely gone. But I'm gonna be bitter about it for a very long time.

Ellie unchained #2 was better

OYYYYYYYY

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>>>/reddit/

The Last of Juno Starring Actually Ellen Page This Time.

about sums up my uncharted 4 playthrough

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realism is the cancer that is killing video games

stalker 2 is cancelled. if it ends up being made, it won't be by GSC

What happened to crazy shit like dmc and smt? Why does every game have to revolve around thing that could happen or generic apocalypses?

Because it's the popular thing that normalfags want, and all devs want a big piece of that normalfag ass demographic.

It's a trick! It's going to be a game set in Jerusalem where you get to play as Baruch Goldstein and remove kebab with dual uzis.

"It's time to kick tuchus and eat bagels. And somebody burned my bagels."

Time to drink

You disappoint me.

GSC is back and working on cossacks 3. they'll probably do stalker next if they get enough funds from cossacks

Better?

don't forget to summon the meteor

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Ahhhhh yissssss. Stay mad faggots, TLOU was great. Im surprised if its a pregnant women since pregnant women cant really run or jump around like you would need to in TLOU

Better, but I need a higher dose.

Ill play it.

I'd like to support them but is Cossacks any good because I don't feel like playing RTS. Isn't that shit like Age of Empires.

Wait that art is a pregnant lady? I thought it was just some dude with a beer belly. Naughty Dog needs to get better at art. Now I see why they can't make another Jak and Daxter they're art team isn't capable of doing anything that isn't realistic anymore.

How did stalker sell when it came out?

This is how it will be justified.

Not with that attitude you won’t.

It think they arenfn games, bit but simplistic, definitely overhyped. Amy Hennig talents were being wasted on that series.

I mean she can try. But i doubt a pregnant women cant even pull herself up ledges, also even if she can it doesn't really sound like a healthy thing for the baby.

Until someone punches her in the stomach. this is gonns be the story of how loss happened

looks pretty good for being cancelled

It's an alright game. The most experience I've had with RTS is with Total War and Dawn of War, but Cossacks is a pretty good game


No idea. It must've sold reasonably well since we got Call of Priypat and Clear Sky. Shit, there was talk of a mobile stalker a while back

Also 360 and PS3 ports but they decided to work on sequels like how GTA 3 would have multiplayer but they focused on Vice City instead.

in case you get a heart attack, skip to 9:19 1tv.ru/news/issue/2016-05-15/21:00#2

At least pregnant elf was a cool character in general.

Her belly grew as you advanced in the game.

Guess it's finally time to drop gaming as a hobby.

Why?

I'm convinced that games are only going to get worse and worse until they're on par with feminist art.

Nice, desu ne.

Russia should have won the culture war.70 years of Motherland,Cheeki Breeki,Sergei Mosin and Mikhail Kalashnikov would have produced better games

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Whatever it is it will be shit

don't be silly user, the ussr may be gone, but communism is winning right now, which is why we have to stop them.

they would work better, that's for sure. and if your frames would start dropping or the game would stutter, you'd just have to hit your computer and it would work fine for the rest of the week.

How shocking!

Was Russia really all that communist? Is China?

They were/are closer to fascist societies than they are to communist ones.

There was a rather significant shift in Russia during WW2, and the China of today actively suppresses feminism and homosexuality.

I can't remember exactly, but wasn't this guy's voice nothing like how he looked?

This can be so good if executed properly, but it will never ever happen

You're only OK with dykes because they're female. Rope yourself you fucking degenerate.

How can it be good? Is there anything on this fucking planet less agile than a pregnant woman?

What is the core of the gameplay? Avoiding getting falcon punched so you can go to the Holy Land and give birth to the racemixed Jesus?

Yeah, they left and made Sonic Boom, they were never good, just shat out good enough games made to dazzle retards into thinking you just played something worthwhile.

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I'm getting flashbacks to the mushroom babies in Uzumaki.

Let me use this here social justice bullshit thread to post what I just found browsing some vidya wiki.

Tulip is a white blonde in the comic

You remind me of a certain group of people

so do you

Good thing I don't watch any Western TV.

Oy vey!

Kill yourself. I don't want fags, dykes, and non whites in my video games.

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If there is not gratuitous loli scissoring in this game then there's not point to it even existing.

No exceptions for dykes, do not enable degenerates.

How does that even work?

But I like harems, and I have nothing against Asians, so can't bisexual women be okay?


Niggers are disgusting animals. Are you saying bestiality is okay?

Don't worry user they're not gay, they're just playing doctor.

Veterinarian more like.

If gonna play with a mom, i prefer to play with a strong one that does anything to protect their kids and keep em happy while being a badass.
Not some whiney overdramatic teen preggers.

So is Holla Forums having stupid Imaginations or rage fapping to shadman's bad porn?

And white people are mutants. Check the facts Stormfags

Still better than a lower primate. Since you hate mutants so much why don't you stop using mutant technology and a mutant's language?

Now that you mention it, what games do let you play as a mother or motherly figure?

White people came first

That's a genre that is very badly explored as fuck.

Neil Drackman is a merchant.

One would think that survival horror would jump right on the chance of exploring a topic rife with Freudian undertones such as motherhood, to say nothing about a mother's motivation to protect her children.

Looking forward to all those Ellie Miscarriages jokes.

Yep.
Also gives space for a lot of different and interesting themes in general.
Kojima should have done that.


You just need to have her head on a certain 4 panel comic that is not bizarrely a thing here yet.

Surprised no pony called me a sick fuck yet for making a Lauren Faust had a miscarriage joke
Yet.

Hi Holla Forums

Naw nigga, naw.

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Lauren Faust is a SJW so I don't care if you make miscarriage jokes about her.

Are you trying to make me fap, you perv?

Interestingly, most of those if not all have the boogeyman along em, acting like the bugs bunny.
In the SJW case is the funniest, because they get the movement to do the fuck they want by using politically correct words, and in most cases they're not even aware they are indeed the patriarchy.

I love you yanks!

Kill yourself. America is the greatest and most free nation in the world. You can hang yourself if you don't like America, fucking degenerate.

kok kek

Liking a shit movie.

That's not a game, that's a comicbook.
It's just a reference to the comic that came out ages ago.

We need to all get good at making games and develop a gaming undernet on the level of prohibition.


Eben 70s villain.

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It took a team of their very best to make tetris, which nobody could appreciate anyways because they were all too poor to own a computer.

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Without us you wouldn't even be posting on the internet…. or having running water…. or electricity…. or anything for that matter.

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I'd say take your medication but you probably think anti-psychotic drugs are a jewish plot.

Nope, I'm okay with gays too. I have this thing where I respect people's right to do what they want with themselves. Guess I'm just a degenerate that way.

Well LSD was a CIA plot which in turn is a jewish plot but that is a story for another time.

It will make you re-evaluate you opinion on wanting a new Crash game from them

wut.

Ironically though, that 1 level of crash had more game play than the entirety of Uncharted 4.

I've never laughs so much in years. Thanx faggot

Every other country in the world either has hate speech laws or extreme gun control so yes, America is indeed the freest country.

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4chan plz

You weak willed cucks are trying to bring us down alongside germany and every other country accepting "refugees"

But it won't be enough.

I forgot to include my ironic shitposter face ;^), of course I didn't expect anyone to play that shit.

But it still illustrates that if Naughty Dog DID do another there would be
and probably more things they could do to fuck it. Lord knows what they'd do to Jak. No karting games again ever.

Shit movie, self terminate

So pregnant doom guy

So you can't take damage at all in this game or is the twist going to be your baby comes out dead or retarded?

the twist is obviously that it's black.

And which country do you hail from friend? Because I bet it isn't one with freedom of speech or the right to bear arms guaranteed by your forefathers foresight.

So retarded then.

They are going to make it a nimble navigator even though she the character is 9 months prego?

I know, games in space are less realistic, but come on…People are resisting this shit for a reason.. how much more will they take before their brains break from reality dissociation?

Stay mad fag. I hope your favorite game has a gay main character so you get triggered.

It probably a small teaser at most. Who knows what the actual game is gonna be.

Tell me a freeer first worls country. None , not one is better than the US.

Sorry to brake you down, but Italy don't have hate speech law, we have gun control meaning only sane person will have them instead of burgers that have cruazzy edgy teen shooting up places
I'm pretty sure Spain don't have fun control too and free speech
I know Portugal have free speech but don't know about guns.


You on the other hand have "free speech" where if doesn't fit SJW ideal can let you lose the job see that scientist guy that had a porn t-shirt and any nut job can have a firearm and endanger all the comunity

So does this mean the dyke from the first one gets raped into pregnancy? Or maybe she's spent all that time trading her tight cunny for cans of beans. Or maybe she just went a round with that horse and she's all plug up with his love slimes. My dicks getting hard hell yeah.

The porn is going to be much better than the first one's.

Haha, oh wow!

What's more likely is that Ellie wasn't ever a lesbo, and that scene in the DLC was her being, as expected, a dumb and overemotional teen experimenting with the same sex.

But I want to see a lesbian braped

You know sandy hoax was a hoax right?

excuse me while I… do something

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what game?

Social Justice is at all Universities
UK Had London
Germany has Berlin
Sweeden has Stockholm
Australia has Melbourne
All compare to San Fransisco

Truly, a conspiracy for the ages.

That second picture is interesting though.

You collectivist goon, you talk out of one side of your face with free speech then whine about 'the community' when it's some right you do restrict. Setting aside the fact that vindictive actions by private entities have nothing to do with the right of free speech, some guy in Spain was arrested just last year for teeing off on feminists on twitter. Europe always has been and always will be far more authoritarian and contemptuous of the rights of the individual than America, it's just the way you people are wired.

Not even gonna get into gun control because if you STILL haven't figured out actions to restrict your right to own guns with 'safety' and 'the community' as the excuse are just an attempt by the government to keep you toothless, you never will. And no country in the EU has good gun rights, you've just been boiling in your pot for so long you think a scrap off the dinner table somebody spit on is an acceptable meal.

Matt Taylor? Pretty sure he's English, and that it was an ESA mission.


Bataclan is in France, not Italy.

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Yes, because you yanks has infected us. This shitty gender is a social contruct come from america.

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NOPE.

Socialism and Marxism has extended from many areas. Mostly socialist countries like Canada, Sweden, and Europe. It only moved to america because they're still viewed as the most powerful nation in the world by some and they certainly do have the best free speech laws which is why the likes of Anita Sarkeesian and Kate Leth move here from fucking Canada to fuck with our shit.

Meant to say UK. Fuck my brain.

Alright, I'll sit back and watch as they hijack everything from everyone's childhood. I mean all these games were TOTALLY their's first.

You've got to be kidding me.

Have you looked at the recent Spider-woman story arc where she fucking fights crime while pregnant?

It's not going to happen because SJWs.

This is an underrated post. And you are my nigga.

Yes he was but was a NASA thing not esa


Sure bud. and I bet if you post anything against obongo the NSA will not get at your door
A true Cuck slave of compensation
Nice try, but you know which other country have the right to give weapons to all of his citizen to overthrow the government? congo and kenya yes, you are at the same level of the nignogs you so much have in mind

Are you some sort of imbecile? People constantly talk shit about Obama across all social platforms twenty four hours a day. What fucking planet are you on?
Spoken like a true liberal. I really have no interest in how you rationalize being a disarmed serf of the state as a good thing. You are pitiful.

Oh, and as for your idiotic DRC and Kenya myths:
>examiner.com/article/brady-campaign-should-give-congo-four-stars-for-gun-control-leadership
>crimeresearch.org/2015/04/kenya-gun-laws-leave-victims-defenseless/

Did the professor at your public university offer up any other nuggets of wisdom you could offer to Americans on the internet to explain why being a slave is a good thing?

Correct.

So do the French.
Why do you think your gun control works why theirs doesn't?

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The middle picture (in the first picture) takes place after the little blonde girl from the top part was killed in a school shooting.

There are some Holla Forums things I will never understand.

What government that is trying to be all powerfull and fool its population into fearing some enemy and thus giving the government more power, would find it easier to fake terrorist attacks and the like, rather than just carry them out themselves/make actual terrorists. Its so much easier and better when you just do the actual thing rather than faking it. The outcome is the same and you do not have to trust 100s of people to stick to their story and not fuck up.

One of the worst examples is the burning of that jordanian soldier by ISIS and how some Holla Forumstards claim it looks fake and is probably faked by Israel/USA. Sure it could all be a set up by Israel and/or the USA. But why the hell would they fake the clip instead of actually burning a fucking sandnigger? What is cheaper, faster, will look more realistic and is more failsafe? Taking a sandnigger, put him in a cage and add some gasoline and an ignition source? Or having a pretty big number of visual artists spend days and days on making an as realistic as possible fake movie? And days is very much an underestimation of how much time it takes.

Note that I am not calling into question things like ISIS destroying fake art like those thousand year old statues with rebarb in them. Those are likely indeed fake. Not only do many museums not actually keep their real statues on site due to possible damage, but ISIS would sell works of art rather than destroy them.

Can anybody explain me why it makes sense for an extremely powerful government to fake terrorist/other attacks rather than just carrying them out/letting them be carried out.

They pulled it off in Fargo.

No! Make a new Crash Bandicoot instead!

Just make a new Jak in the style of Jak 1, which was pretty much Crash with a new name anyway. I liked Crash better too, but Activision's still got him in their death grip. Naughty Dog could do a new Jak any time they wanted.