4 AM

Good morning everyone

How was your day/is your morning so far?

Looking forward to anything coming up?

You're all a bunch of fucking teenagers.

I might start NG today for the first time. Really want the twin princes greatsword or I wouldn't bother.

You should have seen the look in that niggers eyes. One part of my family is super hillbilly and thats where we were so he was basically surrounded by ultra whitey.

I'm getting some kind of UTI or something, its killing me. How are you?

Well, looks like we got a slow one today. So, make yourself comfortable.

I'm here

good taste, holmes

If we were teenagers, we would have an excuse for acting like this.

...

Drink more cranberry juice and stop putting things in your dickhole.

i'll probably run out of steam and hit the sack pretty soon anyway

Hey faggots, how's life?
I went to a thing with Joey and his family today and he ditched me so I was left alone and had to take the train home

Bad night, Ritsu. Bad night all around.

aside that i only slept 2 hours today and keep getting my cicardian cycle fucked everytiem i workout to hard i have got my shit pretty together, might even stop wasting my time on this dump once and for all

Twin Princes Greatsword is actually a cool weapon because you get the special attacks from both swords in one package, and it looks neat

Rough luck, Yugi. I knew that kid wasn't to be trusted. Shit dueler, too.

i wish

Just judging from talking to a giant chunk of 4am in private, I'd say the average age is at least 20-22 if not higher.

Yeah plan to get some today. Its mostly from being an unwashed NEET.

I once got some really crazy urethra infection thats basically only gotten by truck drivers cause they do nothing but sit all day every day

Another one of those nights huh?
Got a story?

What

Nah, I'm really digging Final Fantasy X though, as cheesy as the voice acting is. Of course, still playing GB3 as well. Not a big Blitzball fan, gotta admit.

Heyo Hospital. I've been pretty all right, How's it been tonight for you?

Sure seems like it. Time to get comfy and turn up some music. What're you guys listening to tonight?

perfect age to beocme disenfranchised from society

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL

I got a UTI a couple years ago. I thought I had something stuck in there so I tried to fap it out and let me tell you, that was not a good idea. I was pissing little red chunks that night.

4am is absolute cancer and quite a number of you are insufferable faggots that I'ms ashamed to share a board with, but I hope you guys aren't missing out on the Boston Salt Party part 2.

Best tomboy. Makoto is loe.

Yeah I actually fucked over my build respeccing just for the lothric holy sword the other day, just because I love that one energy beam. And I think the greatsword version of it does more damage so.

Anything I should make sure to do before going NG?

AAAAAAAAAAA

Luckily mine is just pissing a lot and burning, never had chunks.

Perfect.

I was hoping he'd take it in stride oh well.

Oh well, I hope you have a nice comfy night.

I'm just sitting here eating chicken.

so I was thinking of paying for a friend of mine to come visit me but I'm kinda not really feeling it but at the same time I know that that's something I want

i had a kidney stone once, that was terrible because one time it was like i really needed to pee and it was aching bad, but only a tiny trickle would come out. Kidney stones are a bad time, don't get one

I currently have no feelings on roughly anything other than Sonic Boom is pretty good.

nice friends you got pal

at least 4am exists for about one hour a day (i think? i don't come here daily)

waifu wedsday, now those guys are cancer

its such a shame how they push for kids to go to college straight out of highschool, no 18 year old is ready for that shit and it just drives them into debt 4 life

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL

any quests you want to finish up, make sure you did all the bosses (Champion, Nameless King, etc.) because they're easy to miss. Because NPC quests reset in NG

I'm still feeling nothing but depression, fear, and misery
Also I'm waiting for Overwatch to come out

When I was 13 I had a UTI, but the doctor was saying it might be kidney stones.
Safe to say, it was the most fearful weeks of my life

that's what you get for being friends with neets I guess

I can be your friend! Send me to bongland!

Roughly 2 hours really

Pretty sure I fucked up all the npc quests already but I'll look them up. And yeah did the bosses, thanks though.

fuck that feel, i'm mad at myself for having fun in the beta now i just wanna play it again

It was probably just a nice juice blood clot to be fair. Always go to your doctor right away.

I'm hydrated as hell so I'm in the clear. I have seen preserved kidneys before that had stones lining the entire ureter though, and the rest of the kidney looked like it was inflated like a balloon. It looked like someone buried it at the beach.

no, you just want to take advantage of me

i tend to cut myself off at the hour mark, so i can get some sleep before the damn sun actually comes up

And?

I end up leaving the thread open until around noon just in case someone pops in. I usually wake up a couple of hours before 4am so I'm wide awake for the thread.

Having a bit of fun looking at the aftermath of the second Boston Salt Party.

I'm feeling fine. I might play some video games today, but I doubt it.

I haven't played anything last night. I might try some of the map packs for Opposing Force. I have been meaning to try Nuclear Winter for a while.

I'm so mad it's not bad.

Me too. I played for one day during a weekend beta and I wish I had $40.

it's scum

Good morning 4am.
I'm glad to say I haven't lost control. Sure, I've made it to two threads in a row but things are looking good in life.
On the downside, the only vidya I felt motivated enough to play has been ASSFAGGOTS with friends.

I would have considered buying it if it wasn't so damn expensive here.

$53 USD for a multiplayer only game with 3 modes and 8 maps? Fuck that.

right, gonna clock out early tonight, i did just stop in to say hi since i was awake, but lying down sounds pretty good right now

see you fags whenever the next time i'm up for one of these is

Tired. Ex has been texting me again. And bailed on my cousin last second to go spend the night today. Kinda a shitty day.

But tha boston salt party 2.0 has been fun so theres that.

Hah. Works like that in mine too. There was one black guy allowed around family get togethers, and that's cause he was a friend of the family since like birth. Thats it tho.
Well, except for my mulatto cousin

Didnt you say you wanted a homoslave?

One of my favorite nurses got admitted about 3 hours into her shift. Bunch of bad signs: high blood pressure, fever, elevated heart rate, bad blood gases, vomiting bile, vaginal bleeding. Some of this has been going on for a while, I suspect.

It's like she just fell apart all at once. I had to check her since she's pregnant. Her baby is dead. I think she might be septic. We're pumping her full of antibiotics before we give her a caesarian. I'm supposed to be in charge of the operation, but I'm having a hard time seeing her as anything other than a friend. I don't know if I can cut on a friend, even if I know it's necessary.

I've got maybe 30 minutes till it's time to roll. I'm trying to get my game face on, but I'm unable to stop crying. I feel so bad for her, her family, her other kids. They had named her baby, bought clothes, I bought them a high chair for fucks sake!

Fuck everything about tonight. I'm getting wasted when I get home.

Oh wait, no I'm not. It's Sunday and the liquor stores are closed until sundown. All I have is beer and some hard root beer my fiancée lines. Goddammit.

So is that a yes to me coming?

What kind of chef?

Cya next time~

Yeah, I'm Canadian so the price is probabl closer to $60 for me. I have 28 cents and whatever's in my change jar.

It should be a shitty game with Waifu bait, but it's not.

Sounds tasty. I'm just browsing around online for a Gunpla kit and an onahole. Though I think I'm just gonna go for one of those tenga sleeves. As for the Gunpla, I may finally try my hand at a Master Grade kit. Char's Zaku II looks like a good kit to start with for my first MG.

Oh, and I got my Qubley in the other day, it was just HG, but the box was larger than any other HG kit I've ever done. I still gotta do my Mack Knife first though…

What's on your list of what you might play?

I kind of wish I could play it, but my PC is pretty shit, and I'm sure as hell not paying for PS+ just for a single game
at least we have plenty of porn.

Those are all pretty ni-

ABSOLUTE HARAM

Adios friendo

I only caught part of it. I was nearly impressed how fast that it was removed from Nexus though. Glad that one user up'd it to the Vola already, pretty smooth. From there, there'll be plenty of KAT torrents/seeds. I hope Todd is as angry as Reddit was.

pay your own way then sure

Really, I wanted to hate it so bad.
But god dammit, playing Mercy and powering up my Phara and doing a final push on the enemies turrets/Bastion was the most fun I've had in an online game in years

How did Blizzard manage to not fuck up for once?

If you're canadian and its 53 bucks for him, odds are it's around 90 for you.

Eh, it was on kat forever now. It was just impressive how ballsy whoever it was that put it on nexus was. I loved how there were people downloading it "to see if it was really it, then they totally deleted"

What does a Holiday with Wolf Spider even entail? Masturbating in a dark closet and eating cookies?

Damn really sorry to hear hospital. I hope your friend comes out ok. I know you can do it.

workan on gunpla

i've been paying tons of mountain blade lately but i gotta cut down for a bit

Gunhound EX, a bunch of Half-Life 1 mods and Shogun 2.

He's always angry.

What did I miss

Keep doing God's work user!
Reminder: the best way to get the youth guys together is by having a casual SSB tournament! They eat that stuff up.

now that i'm living the NEET life till i leave for study abroad in June, i don't know whether to just play online games and grind them out or go back and replay longer single player games like Witcher, Mass Defect, STALKER, or others - so many options but i can't decide

I wish I hadn't enjoyed it so I could ignore it, honestly. I'm basically fucking unhirable.

I think the base American price is $40. So I guess about $52 here.

Cool deathtrap. I assume you're going to paint it. I saw your posts on /m/.

video games are confirmed
food is confirmed
sex maybe confirmed

Eh..have fun with that.
Same
Mei is overrated as shit though.

I watched videos of it and it's too fucking good for its sake. It'll probably go the way of Undertale at this rate though.

Is Wolf Spider Confirmed for Smash?

Entirely possible. I'd still like to have it. Been looking for a decent TF2 replacement in my life for years. Something to fill time and help me forget how much I hate everything.

I hope so. They just bumped her up. Go time is now. I'll try to come back. Can't guarantee anything, though.

Wish me luck.

I hope so he's my favorite!

What mod you playing? I'm 45 hours deep into a companion only run of genjoku or whatever the samurai mod is. Only started it like 3 days ago, I need to do something else.

Good luck hospital!

Some brave soul uploaded the far harbor dlc to the nexus which got him banned and it got almost 1k downloads I think. I know Bethesda lost out on at least 15 grand. This spurred Holla Forums to start spoiling the plot of far harbor, and create the saltening 2.0

All in all a fun night of shitposting.

I'm pretty sure it'd be higher wouldnt it? The canadian dollar is pretty low right now.

Lil worried you wont be able to get it up?

Shits expensive. Only reason I won't buy it.

I don't know yet. Something with pasta. My father knows a lot about Italian cooking and I've always loved it.

It's only because my friends insist, I swear!
I open other games, play for a minute, then go rejoin my friends. I can't do it.

You know, that would be a really good idea. Especially since its a younger youth as opposed to young adults. My money is on my sister beating everyone, though.

Speaking of which, I finished watching Steins;Gate with my sister, she really liked it.

Oh is that so? I missed that bit.

Oh well, still, that's just even more hilarious then. I was almost tempted to actually pirate Fallout 4 just to partake in the salt, but there's no way it's worth the time or bandwidth to download it.

holy dubs, nice

I hope he stays angry. Todd's just a liar. But that's what happens when you try to get people to pre-order your shitty game I suppose.

Go for single-player games mainly. Especially if you've never played Witcher 2.

If you're gonna do any multiplayer, I'd say go for stuff like Terraria or something comfy like that. Something where you can play as seriously, or unseriously, as you want with a buddy or two without online cancerfags like in CSGO and inevitably Overwatch when it goes F2P.

Agreed. D.Va is the best.

I ran it through a calculator with the current rates. Apparently 40 USD is 52 CAD right now.

I'd borrow some cash or something if it were cheaper. $40 is steep to start with for me.

More money Bethesda looses the better

if I don't want sex then it isn't getting up

It will, trust me. It's got that artstyle made for spergs and autists.

Smart Man.

i've played all the wticher games many times over, the latest online game i've been playing besides DS3 has been Verdun - goddamn that game is fun especially with the massive content pack they put out for free

At least cooking will help you pick up all the cute ladies you'll be meeting as head of the youth group.

So was this dlc already out or is this a leak?

The weird cartoony overly-expressive one autists always love for some goddamn reason?

Yes. Pixar/Dreamworks shit.

LEARN TO CODE YA FAGGOTS
codecademy.com/

I understand the addiction. I played Smite for a good while with some of my friends. Playing with people you know almost makes the game seem not quite as shitty.

I may be a bit of a perv, and 3/4ths autistic, but I know overrated and it's names are Mei and Tracer.

Black Widow got that booty and thighs though.

Verdun? I've never heard of it. What is it? Like WW2 CSGO?

it's not QUITE that bad
it's much sexier. I mean have you seen Black Widow's ass? Or D.Va's thighs? UNF.

I wonder if they will have a conference this E3. I doubt they have any big announcements or lies in store.

Speaking of onaholes, how long does one usually last you? Just a bit curious.

I tried messing around with Hydrus Network yesterday to see if it could help me sort my thousands of images. It didn't. Sure it's great that you can add multiple tags to images, but having to tag them all yourself defeats the purpose. And since it creates copies of every image anyways you might as well just copy the same image into different folders. I am disappoint.

On a more positive note, food tastes better when you eat it with the person you love.

at least shill something good

I don't understand that picture, nipples can't stretch that far

Verdun is a World War 1 shooter, the gameplay is somewhat like Red Orchestra, its squad based and dependent in teamwork if you're playing the regular trench warfare game mode

they beat DICE to the punch a couple years ago and its so great

I'll post this just for you then~

Gonna paint it in the thunderbolt colors with blue instead of red, but right now I'm giving it an inner frame. IT went from FG to HG and now it's gonna become an RG.

I think it's called Floris? I'm too lazy to look up other mods since I don't want star wars/40k/europe.

what alternative do you suggest for beginners with no drive?

Just did it too. Your math def checks out. Must be a difference in province I spose.

Whatever gets em free from zenimax makes me a happy man.

Don't you always want sex tho?

Leaked. Its been on kat a while now. I think its sposed to drop next week for retail.

Nah, besides all you'd really need to do to mine a bit would be to spoil what the anons are saying in the fallout 4 thread about nick and dima. Just put it on reddit, maybe imgur and a couple other places and the rage would be amazing.

Learn Python the hard way.

Find the Light bruh

It's still full of bugs,hit detection is shit and lag?

At what point will I be able to muster up the motivation to either get my shit together or finally end my life?

no

not that i've noticed, the game has come an incredibly long way since they first released it

I agree Tracer is overrated but not as much as I've seen faggots of Mei.

>It's much sexier
True but it's still gonna ignite the autists' autism centers.

I know that feel.

Dollar's been rebounding a bit lately. Not enough to not be utter shit, but a little.

I have to much influence over you!

Ahh floris is pretty good. I tend to go for the weird stuff that changes a lot in the game since I've played it far too much over the years.

Been there for a while user. Getting a job is the worst, but if you can do it for a month or two you'll have a ton of money to buy whatever you want. Unless you get neetbux or have parents who give you money that is.

user you need to realize your audience

The only paid thing are the videos(which are useless).
You can also watch all vids on youtube for free.

What mods would you recommend? I want a bigger map and maybe some island for exporing shit

You'll never get me, /agdg/. I'll never make a game!

Agreed. It's suffering being a blizzdrone. The company truly went to shit after Activision happened.

It will also help me do something in life like buy my own house and survive, but you do have the priorities set straight. :^)

I've tried every single ASSFAGGOTS out there, I only still play LoL because all my friends do and because I'm considered good. This game will be the end of me.

That's pretty neat. I have some experience with plastic models but I have never tried gunpla and I'm not sure how to pick out my first model.

They might unveil the new elder scrolls. I think its going to be in Argonia. Other than that it'll just be dishonored 2 from arkane.

Did someone find a bf?

Well at least vidya will be a bit cheaper for the summer before it all goes back to shit.

and are you or the site providing those readily available links?

also I am taking requests for webums

Titty-Ninja Magic

I've never played Red Orchestra either. I guess I'll just have to stop being lazy and actually check it out.

This is true, Mei is even more popular than the postergirl. Tumblr in particular seems fond of her. Probably because she's "plus-sized" or whatever phrase they use for "chubby/almost fat."

I'll just stick with Black Widow & D.Va.

Aye, that it will.

> LoL

Good god man, get out while you can, or try suggesting something slightly less cancerous at least. Then again, your other options like Dota2 and Smite aren't much better. In fact, DOTA is probably even more autistic/cancerous…

Gekokujo if you are a weeb and want muh samurai. It has the best world map of any mod and has unique sieges that are really really fun.

Or phantasy calradia if you want something that really mixes up combat. It adds all kinds of stuff like magic, paladins, necromancers and bunch of unique magical weapons.

My mom always asks me to go to church with her but I don't want to say "oh yeah I'll go but only to pick up cute christian girls so I can corrupt them"

It's probably my internet connection then or Yurop servers.I swear i lost the count of how many times i shot someone and nothing happened.
Also Kaiser Wilhelm did nothing wrong.

As I said, the vids are useless and if you can't do a single youtube search you probably won't learn how to code anyways.

Gunpla is easy as fuck, especial if you have experience. Just look up High Grade kits (cheap and not size hogs) and pick out the coolest looking one.

do any of them fix the retarded siege AI that gets stuck on ladders?

The longer you're a NEET the harder it gets to motivate yourself to do anything at all. Either embrace it fully or get out while you can.

I hate to shatter your pride but I already had those images. But you did remind me I had them, so thanks. :-)

Yes. She did some time ago. I'm him.

of course not, Gott strafe England!

ok

Well Gekokujo doesn't do the whole ladder thing so I guess?

Its more like a big fortress you fight your way through while bashing down gates as archers rain arrows down on you through the entire place.

I bet I have tons of rare mikus you've never seen!

I don't even get your point here man, codeacademy is really fucking bad and it fails to teach you some basic shit that would actually make programming useful.
LPTHW even has a command line command crash course.

I own Verdun but haven't played it yet because it didn't render well in Linux. Now that I have Windows should I play it?

Hell even the image boards love her as well for some reason.

it's easily accessible and holds your hand

Alright, if I do anything I'll posts pics on /m/. I have to get some sandpaper first.

Congrats on the love

yes

Feels like I am dead now. A part of me misses being in a shitty situation, at least then I knew what to define myself against.

The entire genre is cancer.
My only solace is the fact that I'm not dependent on it as my only form of entertainment as opposed to some faggots.

>not going to church to listen to the Lords message
Also
>implying you're alpha enough to pick up Christian girls
Don't make me bully you.

Yeah and so is LPTHW, and it teaches you good habits that you should have too.
Codeacademy also doesn't take your answer most of the times unless you wrote EXACTLY the same thing as it wanted you to, so it can get extremely frustrating when you couldn't get past an exercise because you named a var with a slightly different name.

uh user

you sure about that last part?

Guess I should go download it then..

I've been fapping way too much these passed few days. But it feels too good so I don't wanna stop

Take a break and it will feel even better.

you need something else to do

drink like a gallon of prune juice

Are you trying to make me jealous?

Thanks. We've been together officially since September of last year when we realized it was love we've been feeling all these years. Personally, I've never been happier than I have been during this past 8 months or so.

Yes because I tried to use Codeacademy back when I was learning python and I had to go to the help forums at least 5 times because of that shit.

Fuck yeah, Gelgoog marine is a bit old, but comes with some rare weapons. Don't forget to read the guide, it's super useful!

Have you thought about helping him to become a better guy?

I hope BF1 bombs so this gets more traffic instead

Nah, the characters from Undertale have some personality at least
OW characters are to dull to gain a following, except for maybe Tracer

user this sounds like you have a critical thinking problem but I concede your point if you say LPTHW is easier

At least you're plenty-aware and not totally dependent on it.

but still man, your friends got some SHIT taste for games if they like LoL that much.

I remember now why I stopped playing splatoon. The lag and teammates that didn't know what to do. Losing match after match since the te would not bother to push at all. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't for my xcom campaign not giving me the cyberdisc necessary to finish all my foundry projects. I've been sitting mission after mission with no panic just wanting to get that one project done so I can move on to a new campaign. I want to move on to my other games.

Any good advice on how to get into a normal sleep cycle again? I need to get back to normal so I don't feel like shit for the last few weeks of college.

Ok fam, whatever you say.

How the fuck did MOBA faggotry get big in the first place?

fuck

Man, not even my absolute strongest feel playlist is bringing out anything tonight. Just numbness. Undecided between going to bed and just fucking drowning myself at this point. What a miserable fucking existence, feeling nothing.

You have to stay up the whole day and then go to bed early around 8 or 9pm.

Just kill yourself dude.

I haven't checked this thread in a few months.

I can't help you with your sleeping problem but I can help you with your X-COM problem. What do you need a cyberdisk for anyway? I haven't played vanilla in ages.

What's up guys? Sorry, haven't been around for a while due to the IP ban on BRs. Other than that, I'm doing much better than last time. Decided to hold off on meds.

Other than that, I'm playing Doom 4. It's fun.

He won't listen. Any advise I get, he won't respond to. The only time he's responded to me is when I get so fucking drunk that I quote Ocelot lines at him.

user

you went to the forums because you named variables wrong when it almost explicitly stated they wanted those variables to represent that

Am I understanding this wrong?

I'm working on it. I keep trying to flip this fucking coin to decide but all I've accomplished so far is hitting myself in the eye.

If one already feels nothing, what would death be?

I did take a break. That's why it feels so good

I really like the Gelgoog and it's variants. I want to try find a MS-14Jg MG kit one day. I'm going to start with HG first.

Oh well, take another one.

Improbable.Verdun has squad definite roles and tend to be much more accurate.BF1 is going to let millions of kids going around with machine guns which,with artillery, did most of the damage.
I mean, in the trailer there is someone hipfiring pic related, shit was 62 kg heavy

If a manlet canadian can then I'm sure I can too!

It feels better after you stop for a while, a lot more intense.

Stay up as long as you can so you are exhausted at a regular time. Then only let yourself sleep 5 hours a day for a while so you always want to go to bed at 8pm.

Are you retarded?I'll give you exactly how it went

What's up guys? Sorry, haven't been around for a while due to the IP ban on BRs. Other than that, I'm doing much better than last time. Decided to hold off on meds.

Other than that, I'm playing Doom 4. It's fun.

it's a perfect fit, you're the cancer killing Holla Forums

Its better than pure pain and depression though right?

Wait we banned brs?

Sorry about the proxxy situation. Glad you're doing better though.

user you wen't to the forums about this?

fug

I've had that too. I liked it better. Once it gets bad enough you cry, and that's cathartic.

Use an alarm clock and wake up at the same time every day. Doesn't matter how tired, sick, or hungover you are.
Eat your meals at around the same time every day. When you eat breakfast especially affects your biological clock.
Go to sleep at the same time every day. To help with this stop staring into a bright screen for hours before bed. If you can't sleep, then step 1 will balance that out.

If you can control your sleep you can control your life. It won't be easy. Good luck!

Numbness isn't so bad. It's better than being depressed.

Try lasting longer. My record is 9 hours. Technically you will be fapping less.

It's a fun game. Don't understand why Holla Forums hates it so much. Guess everyone here is just too edgy for it.

yeah, I don't know what's going on, but a lot of people in SA haven't been able to post here. I looked around, though, and it seems to be just a problem and not a ban.

Thanks, friend. Finally found a working proxy for this place.

Yeah surely, because in an exerrcise about functions, the name of a variable should totally matter right?

I've been spending more time reading programming books than playing vidya I've been interested in programming for the genesis. I'll get around to finishing some of my Vita and 3DS backlog soon.

Oh well that's great.

Thanks.

I need it so I can get the improved archangel. I've already got the gollop champer, so only ufos seem to pop up. I guess I'm just going to have to wait until a terror mission gives me one, since I haven't seen one on any of the ufos I've fought.

That's stupid, if you feel like killing yourself, at least make your death worthwhile. If you feel life if pointless, then deal with the problem with no fear as you got nothing else to lose.

Tried that, it only fucked me up more

Don't eat for 17 hours before you want to wake up, put an alarm clock, the first thing you have to do after you wake up is eat something,it should reset the circadian cycle.

I just woke up, and I am just figuring out what to do with the theme of 7SU2's Hip to Be Square aside from just making it reference the song in question.

As for games, I played some Blazblue Chrono Phantasma using Terumi and some Blood Bowl on FUMBBL in a league that I only joined because starting on on Holla Forums's /tg/ went nowhere.

BRs don't even need proxies anymore since codemonkey fixed the issue though.
It was a cloudfare thing

Absolutely. I'm the only reason they even have gayman PC's, and I put together most of then for free. Also shit tier taste in animus.
But they're friends, and if I let petty stuff like that stop me from hanging out with them then I would be a terrible person.

Normalfags.

No dying in 4am threads; it's a rule.
You're shorter than me. And I don't actively try to pick up chicks. Also I'm actually present in church for things other than girls! You don't stand a chance.

It doesn't exist in MG, only the old kit which comes with normal, hi mobility, and cannon gear, or the 2.0. MGs are pretty overrated to be honest.

The Jager's pretty rare, but it comes with a bitchin gun. The Cima Marine comes with a really sick shield too.

I always thought it was Koreans AKA low tier Nipponese.

They fixed it? I'm still getting the captcha loop. Any way to contact codemonkey about this?

I'm sorry, I'm having trouble coming up with an answer that doesn't insult you or your intelligence

Yes, the name of a variable matters in an automated learning program where you are learning to do something as instructed

Hey there Yangnon, how's it hangin? Sucks about having to hunt down a proxy that works for this place

I got lucky and mine just happened to work for here I guess. I didn't know only certain ones worked.

I guess so. Friends are friends, even if they have absolute shit taste.

I'd wager a mix of both

See, first off, numbness is part of depression. It isn't just fucking sitting in the dark crying, it's more nuanced than that. Loss of appetite, erratic sleep schedule, loss of interest in things you enjoyed, alternating periods of full-on sadness and complete numbness, like you're living life through a thick blanket. Lack of energy, irritability, feelings of hopelessness and helplessness, the list goes on. Everybody just hears depression and thinks "sad". Fucking no. The sadness is the best part because sadness is normal and healthy to a degree. Everything else is bullshit. You basically just watch your life fucking fall apart in front of you and that traps you in there and it just keeps going.

Drowning is all I can afford, and I don't want to die at home and taint the whole house.

Remember who it was that bit the forbidden fruit! I'll charm the shit out of these bitches, and when I'm done the lord won't want them back!

If you say so. I've never had it happen.

Either way glad you are back!

I play absolutely no more than 2 VNs a year, and that's mostly because of how deep of an impact they have on me.

Like this, for example.

I can really understand the whole concept of a "waifu" in moments like these. This romance is just so genuine and it gives me all kinds of (using Holla Forums terminology) feels.

Nothing else can make me feel this way. No movie, no book, no game, nothing can make me feel as entranced as things like this and it's absolutely amazing. It feels good. I can feel my own heartbeat racing during those romantic moments, I can feel a smile on my face during the happy moments, and I can truly understand the pain and anguish of the character(s) during the sad moments.

I really wish real life could be so magical.

So in a way, yes, I have totally lost control of my life. I'm more attached to fictional characters than I could ever possibly be to real people.

But I have to wonder… is that a bad thing?

The new board is either /sudo/ or /suda/, he was there a few hours ago.

I've been stuck with this shit for too long now. I know it intimately.

It's /sudo/.

This is why the program is fucking trash, it doesn't account for small changes and overall just encourages you to copy exactly what it tells you to, it also makes you way less likely to experimentate with code since it doesn't even give you a pratical way to run it in your pc outside their own interpreter.
Fuck off with that codeacademy shit.

What's up, Yoza? yeah, it really sucks. Apparently most of them can't get through the captcha. How about you? How's it going?

Thanks, Ritsu. Not sure how long this will work, but at least I'm back.

Thanks, friend. I'll be sure to ask there.

From what I remember the improved Archangel just gives you longer travel time. If you're using it well you probably don't really need it.
You're probably better off just letting a UFO land.

I didn't know that. That's a picture of the MG kits, right?

Its the best thing thats happened to me in years

Oh yea. Be sure to visit
>>>/4am/
Huey puts out.

He just had a thread yesterday(?) where he was answering questions. Other than that your best bet would be
>>>/operate/
or
>>>Holla Forums

Could try not killing yourself and exercising a bit. That usually cheers me up when im down.

Stop being tsundere.

You didn't answer my awkward question.

Can't think of any reason why it would be bad, except that normalfags will never understand it.

Same here. I usually only play a couple of VNs seriously every year and they always have a huge emotional impact on me. Helps that I know basic moon too.

Thanks, Snake. I'll ask around. Maybe it's a problem with my IP.

Fuckin' cold out or I'd go for a walk. Plus I've got two bad knees from injuries over the years. Not even 30 and I'm as fit as an 80-year old.

You realize you would be cheating on ritsu then, right? Are you that ready to abandon your waifu?

Nah, Koreans usually just end up a niche market most of the time. It's the popularity with normalfags that truly started everything.

Yes. Besides, everything is fun with friends.

Strangely enough, aside from Steins;Gate the only VNs I've played have been western-made.

I have never gotten past the prologue in Katawa Shoujo. Couldn't stand the writing.

I'm still gonna blame Koreans.

I suggest code academy for beginning and those not comfortable with branching out on their own

not everyone has the ability to think dynamically and creatively, some people simply did not grow up with it

I'm trying to encourage a bunch of NEETs and depresed people to learn something and I thought a lot of structure would help them even if it is restrictive

hate is love

Those are the HG Gelgoog Marines and Jager.

Here's the 1.0 and 2.0 MG Gelgoogs and the 2.0 Gelgoog with the HG Gelgoog/Gelgoog cannon

Is that you, belrose? How do you feel about your pedoshit 3DPD being banned on this site? Are you going to finally leave now?

Steins;Gate's great. I also recommend Remember11 and Ever17 if you're into hard sci-fi. Do keep in mind Ever17 hasn't aged very well, however.

Any idea if that Shizunefag still posts?

It all comes tumbling down.
Just a word of warning, you are going to feel lonely.

I have to ask, which ones?

What makes you think that these people will want to go and learn how to code out of their own free will?You might as well suggest a good thing that actually helps those interested than suggesting a shitty thing that will only serve for mr "depressed" neet to procastinate for over a month once he gets into the if statements.

True Love for PC-98

tss.asenheim.org/en/

Well before you decide, may I ask where you live?

I've reaches the point where all my missions are ufo missions and landed ufo missions, with the occasional terror mission and council mission. I guess I'll just keep playing until I get it, since I don't really need the flight, just I want to get all the foundry projects done.

Hes here all the time, why?

they obviously don't, that is why I am tellign them to

Around. Canada

It's going pretty good. In light of our current busboy doing a really shitty job, my co-workers and boss alike all are like "damn, we wish you were bussing still." Hell, two of the waitresses both gave me $5 just for actually doing shit the current guy just doesn't/refuses to do that I fucking trained him to do, no less.

So I can't complain much. I don't know if you were in the thread when I mentioned, but I also applied and got accepted to my local community college, I'm gonna take courses to get a Pharmacy Technician certification. It's only 2 semesters, 31 hours total. I got to say, I'm actually kind of excited to go back to school…

Ah I apologize, I missed that completely.

Just depends on the onahole. You get what you pay for. $20 and less and you'll only get a good 10, maybe, uses out of it, and that's if you take good care of it. Anything over $30 is bound to last a good bit longer. The $30~$35 fairy onahole is a pretty good starter one. It's a great onahole in general too. I do my onahole shopping on en-nls.com usually. They've got some good prices on onaholes. They have a bigger selection than most other places too. If/when you get an onahole, for the love of all that is lewd do yourself a huge favor and get the fucking USB warmer. It's only around ~$10. The difference between fucking a hot and a cold onahole is like night and day, and trust me, the hot one is 10x better unless you just like your dick to be cold.

this couldn't be truer.

You're not forcing anyone to do anything, someone will click on your link only if he himself wants to code.
So please, do everyone a favor and stop putting kneecaps into potential coders by suggesting codeacademy.

If its a pretty recent problem it might be because Jim threw out a metric fuckton of bans not too long ago. He misunderstood the global que or some shit and ended up banning people who shouldnt have been.

If nothing else just reset your router for a new I.P, unless you've been range banned.

Colds the best time for a walk. Lets you wear a sweater while you do it.
Oh, that'd definitely be a problem yea. Especially if they ache because of the cold.

Anger leads to hate
Hate leads to suffering
Suffering leads to
The dark side

I know it was stupid, im tired

No wonder you're depressed.

store.steampowered.com/app/377690/

This is the first one I've played with art that isn't total ass.

Not really interested in more sci-fi VNs.

Frankly I'm surprised it's survived this long.

How you fellas doing?

Late to the party. What did I miss?

It's a bad thing like cake is a bad thing. If you want to avoid being a fat piece of shit, it's bad; if you don't mind dying young from obesity, then go nuts. Metaphorically speaking, of course; the reality is more of a giving up on real women, and subsequently looking for a decent one to marry and have kids.

It's all a question of whether you'd rather indulge yourself and be content with a 2D headmate, or forgo the echos of love to practice yourself with the ways of flesh-and-blood women to grow accustomed to them.

They just ache all the time most days. Not as bad lately. Some days it's tough to even bend the left one.
I'm depressed because twelve years ago a girl broke my heart and then my whole life fell apart while I was trying to get over her and now I am 25 and physically falling apart and my life is empty

If you do decide to die, at least make your last day fun. Don't go out sad in a tub, but instead in a blaze of glory. You could change the world with your actions if you really try.

mine

How much lube do you go through? Having to keep buying more is the main reason I've never gone down that path.

Wow, that's pretty damn great. Congrats on getting into college. It's gonna help you a lot in the long run, even better if it's only two semesters. Sucks about the guy you trained, though. Maybe it's just taking some time before he actually gets his shit together? Maybe he's just nervous. Then again, one can wish.

Seeing as this is a regional thing, I'm not sure it'll help. But I'll keep it in mind. Hopefully it'll be fixed soon. Don't want to use proxies and VPNs forever.

If that's the case, you can check out Sharin no Kuni or G-Senjou no Maou if you need your fill of emotional rollercoasters. Seriously, those two absolutely wrecked me. I still love them.

Mostly curiosity. Was wondering how that shit with that gril ended up since that was the last thing I remembered taking a long break.

That makes a little more sense. What difficulty you playing on?

I've played some shitty English VNs mostly out of curiosity and shit-tier friends recommending me them. Kind of like "know thy enemy". It's the only reason I played Fallout 4.

m8 I'm broke and a wreck, there's no fun last day for me. Plus I was gonna use the lake. It's fuckin' cold but I could move past that to die.
Nice digits, by the way.

Do onaholes feel that much better than the old deathgrip though?
Or the lubrificant filled sock.

wee wanker

(checked)
This.Kill a commie

Ask Yozanon.

I've used one in the past. They feel amazing the first few times but you get used to it and the novelty kind of goes away. Also they're noisy and your dick stinks horribly after using one.

better to suggest code academy than not suggest anything at all

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The sith were rightEmperor Trump 2016

Better to suggest a good old-fashioned book or online course, like Learn Python the Hard Way, or Learn Ruby the hard way, or if you want to target games specifically give them some shit from GDscript, or GML, or whatever the hell Unity uses.

What

try with your off hand

I would recommend someone a friendly IDE and a book more than codecademy or if you need motivation use a simple tutorial either written or youtube video.

I did that long ago.

tbh if I ever get desperately lonely enough IRL to want to actually settle down with another human person, it'd probably be a guy.

I'm taking a break from the one I'm going through now, and not looking for more recommendations. This is probably going to be my last VN until Canvas Catch (look it up) comes out in late summer.

The last VN to really give me "da feels" was Amnesia ~Memories~ but it was really only one route.

I played 3/5 of the routes and only got 4/5 of the endings for each one, but I couldn't bring myself to betray my husbando any further by dating others any more and had to stop.

then why didn't you until I suggested Code Academy

I haven't used my main hand for fapping in months.

well sure I could recommend think python, it's free after all

but the interactiveness helps

I'm dead serious. Lube plus the material plus sweat plus cum if you keep thrusting for a bit after you finish. Your dick smells horribly after using one. Sour, almost. I mean they feel pretty great but the noise and the stench and the need for lube is all a hassle. I will say you'll probably cum really fast with one. That's a plus I guess.

Because Holla Forums is for vidya and if anyone asked for a reccomendation I'd gladly suggest a good one.

yeah… me too

So youre canadian Ritsu?

Wait, so you had your heart broke at 13 years old and shit fell apart forever?

Well those are some impressive repeating digits of holiness. Really the only option now is to start up a mercenary group and change the world imo.

How long has this been going on?

>Sith were right
Grey Jedi——–→Sith–→Jedi
Sith are way cooler than light side jedi tho
And they make better waifu/husbandos

I hear Holla Forums was making a game that teaches coding tho, or was that AGDG

Thanks. I'll check out that kit as well.

Alright. Well, those are just some you could keep in mind for next time.

2 weeks or so? It's been a while, for sure.

I am inclined to agree with everything you have said as far as star wars

None actually, that's kind of a shitty idea anyways.

I don't keep a backlog because I know I'll never get to it.

But thank you for your enthusiasm in helping me out!!

Off to sleep.
Jesus loves you!

Normal. I was trying out ironman mode for the first time, so I went with an easier mode. Plus I wanted to do a lot of things I didn't in my first playthrough like finish off exalt and get everything done. I'll just keep playing and if I don't get one in the next 7 missions I'll just go to the temple ship.

Maybe you should drown in a lake. If you can't figure out what I meant, then there is no hope for you.

Nice.

Heart was broken at 13. Too focused on trying to move past her to keep up in school so my grades fell. Heartache got worse over time and by the end of 10th grade I wasn't even going in anymore. Tried to kill myself, failed, dropped out, and spent the last 7 years working whatever shit jobs would take me and trying to piece my life together. There were a few times where I started getting better but things always fell apart again. I don't even see a future for myself. There's just a void of nothing.

I get depressed when AAAs get away with bullshit and no one calls them out on it.. This months been a pretty shit month. Being a developer myself its very discouraging because I just want to make good vidya, and yet everyones super hyped about Bad vidya.. I question if there's even a place for me in the industry anymore. How am I supposed to be a role model for the kids I teach when all my role models turned out to be total frauds. I've grown totally pissed off with how unfair the market is, I'm judged constantly when I do even a free game, considered my work to be garbage… yet AAAs, no one gives a shit about.

I think OPs right, playing some favorite vidya is a good idea. My concern is that I'll wake up though and realize you'll never get to experience something like that for the first time ever again.

I hate what vidya has become. Its not that I got too old, its that everyone turned into an asshole. And this past times not worth the money anymore. So back in time we go to when developers actually gave a shit, released demos, treated customers with dignity and gamers shared a wealth of information rather than just attacked each other because someone insulted their favorite video game. Where there were no Shills, there were not bots. Just people talking about Shareware games on a BBS..

I fucking miss that. I fucking want that shit back.

Fuck everything vidya has become.

Forgot pic

Night!

Raiden loves you as well.

Think I might avoid them then, thanks.

Cya reggie~?

No problem. I understand the backlog problem though. I try not to think about mine.

A little goes a long way in my experience. A few squirts/glops of lube and you're good to go. I've used the same bottle of lube with the two onaholes I've gone through, and used it a few times without onaholes as well, and it's still about 1/3rd of the way full. Hell, a few of those times I used TOO much lube. It's the Peace's lube on NLS's site. It's pretty viscious, but not super thick. It's just-right I want to try something thicker, but that's pretty much a jelly, and those are usually silicone-based. See, for a onaho, you want a water-based lube, because a silicone-based lube will degrade the onaho.

checked
Thanks! Yeah. I did some research and Pharamacy Techs make, on aver, about $14.57/hr or so.

Nah, there's no hope for him at this point. It's been nearly two months. I don't know why my boss hasn't fired his ass yet. Our limit is like, two weeks, to be able for someone new to at least get some sort of handle on all the stuff we train them on. It's been this long and he barely does half the shit he's supposed to.

Depends really. There's soft, normal, and hard onaholes. You'll just have to experiment with a few and see what you like. Normal ones are usually pretty sufficient. If it's not, try a "hard" onaho depending on how this Module Tenga Sleeve goes for me, I may have to go for a harder onaho

how the fuck am i gonna change anything in the asshole of nowhere with 28 cents

Probably for the best if noise or having to buy lube is an issue. The stink isn't too bad if you only use it before showering.

you're a shit idea

Hey buddy, I think you're at the wrong board, /ideaguy/ is two slots down.

not sure if you guys will enjoy this

Unless you went back and played every game from the late 80s into the early 2000s then you've still got a ton of great gems waiting out there for you to find.

But I never shower.

Are there onaholes with specific smells doe?

Going to sleep and dream of a certain sweaty semen demon waifu.

Night Guys.

That is pretty frustrating, yeah. Hopefully someone will make him realize he's not doing a good job.

But damn, that pay sounds great. Hopefully one day I'll be able to make something like that with my job. Then again, I've been at this for a year, so I suppose it's natural I'm not making that much just yet. Workload's been improving by a ton, though.

Good night, Yakuzanon.

You probably should. You might not be able to smell it but if you jerk off, you smell like sweat and old cum.

Have a good night.

Word of warning; Classic and above releases a lot of the constraints. I still recommend playing on Ironman but that's me being a pushy faggot who's completed vanilla on Ironman/Impossible.

I should have never brought up the sweat thing with you, cya yakuza~

I would have felt bad if I let it die, I sure am a little bitch.

you did the right thing

But I never leave the house.

Man Big O was fucking great

I miss Peter Cullen doing Toonami ads

Now it's gonna get its babies to kill you to cover up it's shame of being captured. You fucked up.

The few I've used either had no smell, or a very subtle one that would go away after the first wash. Chances are the cheap-ass ones may smell. I never paid less than $20 for one, so I can't quite confirm/deny. I've had a pretty good experience with onahos so far though, none of that nasty dick-smell stuff, that's for sure.

Yeah, with that kind of pay I could maybe afford a small apartment of my own and not much else beyond that probably

Those will make you sick as fuck if it bites you. Not as bad as a black widow bite, but it could send you to the ER just the same my dad got bit by one and had to go to the ER, had to stay in the hospital a few days

You should've killed it.

Don't you live with someone though? Like, anyone? Because if you do they can smell it.

It's a funny thing, when I stopped paying attention to that kind of pointless drama all of my despair went away. When you are concerned about things you can't control it causes you undue stress. The herd will always behave like a herd. All you can do is try your best to not follow them off the cliff. The best way to do that is to ignore their noise and concentrate on what really matters.

Ok, so full disclosure, I can't fucking remember when Jim found the ban gavel and shaka khanned everything. But it might have been two weeks ago. I'd still go to Holla Forums and /operate/ and look around.

I actually meant the sith make better waifu/husbandos
But lets just pretend I meant grey jedi
Cause Sith waifus probably arent really a good idea
Unless they're visas

Ok, so what was so special about this girl you met at 13?

That's disgusting. If you dont wash your dick, it accumulates smegma. Very unhealthy.

Not really. He shouldve let it stay and deal with errant flies. I always keep one spider alive in my room, to make sure the flies are dealt with.

Also here's a present for you, you memeing fuck

Hopefully one day I'll be able to get my own place, but with the shitty economy here, that likely won't happen until a long time from now.

Yeah. No point in speculating. Just gotta make sure what's going on and if it can be fixed.

...

I played a lot of abandonware when I was younger so.. yeah I don't think that's an option really. Like I played a LOT of abandonware. The issue is mainly its like going to a cemetery and realizing all of these studios are dead. Whilst only a cesspit of shit still exists.

The only choice I have is to keep deving. But man lately the industry just seems to be discouraging me from it. The only solution I have is to stop paying attention and assume the industry has gone to shit regardless. But then I remember Bannerlord might not be shit, only hope I've got for this year really. Its been a shit year. I should just ignore E3 this year I feel. I'll live longer if I do lol.

But yeah thanks user.

have another

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And?

Its about the only good thing about it.

I understood what you meant user

The Sith really do make better Waifus

TsunTsun as fuck

I can't really get this mentality unless you're so used to the scent of your own musk due to being in it for so long.

Didn't meet her then. We were best friends growing up. That's just when it happened. Still have those feelings, not that it matters now.

Hey, whatever man.

not a fucking brown recluse though

showering is for nerds who don't like their own scent

/operate/ is dead besides "I understand your frustration", use /sudo/

Note, this is in the assumption you are going to kill yourself. You sell everything you have, as to make a point of no return. Then give yourself a final goal. Use your money that you got from selling all your stuff to get towards that goal. Once you do, you could either get arrested so you spend your time in jail without having the pressure of the world, or you just kill yourself right there to make it dramatic.

Don't worry I'll do a ironman impossible run once school is out.

Ehh nots not THAT bad. Maybe once a week or once every two weeks. Once a month if I get lucky and don't get forced out of the house.

Ahh I mostly stick to old console games so I can't be of much help.

Gently rub the palm of your hand with the tips of your fingers. Now do the same on the back of your hand. Now weep for all that has been taken from you.

I get not leaving the house. I only do it when I have to, but you need to wash yourself at least every two days. This can't be good for you.

Holy shit, how can you be so literally stagnant?

Lets not get outta hand. Speculating is always fun, but youre right that it wont fix anything.

Nah im good. I like my turtleneck.

Very true. Gotta keep the relationship on it's toes. Makes it interesting that way.

Have you considered therapy to get past it? Could be you need to get past this before anything else.

Well why the fuck not? No kill like overkill right?
Yes I know it's stupid
Do Brown Recluses even hunt flies?

Is /sudo/ new? Never heard of it and I dont remember seeing it on the board listings.

Hospital here. Back from the OR. I feel awful. I've officially lost control.

Feels the same

Thats a lot of effort though.

Yeah, the housing market as a whole is pure shit and then some.

I'm cut too. I never asked for this ;_;

...

iktf fam.

If you do finish that and you really want to get invested into something I do recommend Long War. It's a 50/50 chance you will like it depending on how much you can tolerate complete bullshit and unwinnable situations. All else fails, edit the .ini.

Well at least you shower. That makes it sound a lot less worse.

Got no goals. Always been a simple man.

Problem is I can't afford it so somebody's gotta pay for it. If I was comfortable telling anyone in my life how I've been feeling I probably wouldn't be in this situation.

That's fucking disgusting and unaceptable.
I don't care if you seldom leave the house, self discipline is a must and helps clean the body from toxins that your body excretes.

in hindsight this one would have been better

What happened?

you need more wizard reaction images

that one is getting stale

15 minutes of your time every 48 hours. How is that too much effort? Why not take baths then? You let it fill up while you play vidya or do something else for 20 minutes.

Is she ok at least?

By being NEET for 7 years.

Yes thats effort. Even when I do shower I sit in the tub.

Who died?

Good point. Only other thing I can think of is fake it till you make it or high functioning alcoholic. But the second idea is a horrible idea and you should never listen to me on it.

Hobowizard is dispelling some truths right now.

Bad day?

It's not his fault, the show got cancelled only 2 seasons in.

You're right. Well, at least we get to talk about something, and that's always fun!

Right. It's a bit frustrating.

Such as?

there is far more material to work with

well no since they rarely bite but when they do….

how broken is the camels back?

That's not an excuse. Your rude waifu would totally bully.

Tried faking it. Great for social situations. Not so great when you're alone.

Aight, I'm off to bed guys, it's been fun.

Catch you guys on the flipside~

Very. Makes me wonder just how long it'll be before I can actually buy a small house of my own.

You did it wrong. Anyways, the feeling is even more intense than that.

At least you know who the people responsible for your mutilation are. Get mad. Get real mad.

Good night. Thanks for that post, sometimes that /jp/ pastebin isn't enough.

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Do you at least change your underwear daily?

I know people who've been like that an equal amount of time that are not nearly as bad. That's just bullshit.

I shower but I only change my underwear every 3-4 days(sometimes it takes as long as a week though)

I'm probably gonna be on rent until a couple decades from now. Assuming things improve.

The best feeling

Baths are disgusting. You're just stewing in your own filth for an hour.

You are fun to talk to!

Yes, that'd be a problem. At least they arent the type that crawl in your mouth while you're sleeping.

Good point. It's not really the same but sometimes when I cant bring myself to do work i'll put on jeans or kahkis to get in the right mindset for working. As stupid as it sounds it often helps. Could try that?
There are also psychology books you could download and try reading that might give you better insight into working through shit or tricking yourself into temporary motivation

Yes we remember.

I give up, just enjoy the embrace of death. I guess it's to be expected of a canadian.

Long war looks fun and hard, but I don't know if I would have the time to put towards beating it. I still got a lot of other things I need to finish.

Cya yoza~

Every couple of days yeah.

Sounds like they need to step up their game. They are just wasting hours of their week doing nothing!

You too, Snake! I wish I had some new Yang lewds to show you, but I haven't found any good ones yet.

It's not the motivation so much as just the emptiness. It's unbearable. I'm motivated fine during the day. It never goes anywhere, though. Nobody hires me because I'm a liability.

fucking bacteria and shit, why do you think you stink when you sweat and let that grime grows?
it's fucking bacteria.
bacteria that can infect you.
jesus christ, you are dense.

If only Kreia was 30 years younger

Any significant difference between cut and uncut other than a sheathe for your sword?

nope, although spiders that do crawl fucking all over your shit are actually just looking for a way out

what do you remember?

lets dock

...

you can store your turtles in there

that's about it, looks are subjective yada yada yada smegma is uncommon yada yada yada

Up at the top of the thread I posted everything. I'm a little too broken to go into it again.

She's OK, or at least she will be. She's really hurting. Her family was out of state, so they didn't know. I called her husband to tell him. He broke down, I broke down again, the kids woke up and broke down.

I feel like I'm to blame for this somehow. Like I failed her. It's irrational, but its now I feel.

All that's left to do now is kill yourself I guess.

Don't some christians do it as well? I see the feels thing thrown around a lot, but I don't really think it's a proven thing.

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

Gundam Zeta just started. Get in here.

I almost agree with you.

run your finger down the back of your hand

that is how much feeling you lose

I really wish I wasn't poor so I can buy myself some good fucking wine.

I still have yet to finish a campaign. Been either hitting a brick wall with how grindy the late game is or save corruptions screwing me over. I'll get back around to it after XCOM2 but I'm waiting for a large open schedule so I can try finish it in a month. Who am I kidding? I will forever be pushed into this self-torture.

Gay af fam.
I can't do that. I can at most not have a shower for four days before I get sick of my own scent.

Sorry hospital, at least she made it through alive. I hope you can find some peace tonight.

This is the way we lived for thousands of years, if our bodies couldn't handle a little sweat we wouldn't be here right now.

Not really, unless the guy has phimosis and it's extremely big/tight.

I'm sorry for her loss.

That sucks ass, but at least she's alive.

No we fucking didn't
humans have tried to maintain personal hygiene since the beginning.
hell even animal maintain personal hygiene.
stop trying to justify your disgusting ways.

how did I miss that

wonder what happened

possible threeway docking, is such a thing can truly be?

this is another level of submissive bitchery

Huey may shit in the shower, but at least he DOES shower.

You can have fun in more ways. It also acts as a natural lubricant so you can dryfap without kill your dick. This means quick and easy access with no real mess to worry about. Plus it's how God intended dicks to be.

Don't worry about it. Here's
a snake lewd
instead.

That'd definitely be a problem. Especially in americas shitty economy nowadays.

Couldn't agree more
Just imagine what she could do after what she did with those lightsabers

Best not to dwell on the past.

Not your fault. If anything the fact you did your job right shows shes gonna recover.

That has yet to be proven.

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I just like the idea of a woman with intelligence and convictions

Everything's terrible and then you die

well you're just shit

doesn't mean dwelling doesn't sneak their ways in

I think that's it for me tonight, guys. Gonna play a bit of Doom, then get some sleep. Glad to be back.

Yeah we all love fiction here

Silly user, if women were meant to be those things they'd be men.

After a while my scent seems to go from barely noticeable to irritating. It's like scratching an itch you know has been there for a while and you just want to get rid of it.

men that are womans is a truly wonderful things

nope

Come on now. You know that's bullshit. Even animals groom themselves.

Catholics do. I should know.

Sounds like you want a precocious trap

At least it'll be interesting. Still better than being bored.

No. Past stays buried. No more spider weenis.

Nite yang, good talking to ya.

This is a myth. I've dry fapped while cut my entire life.

Cya yangon~

Do you really thing cave people bathed more than once every week or so? Especially in winter when it would have killed them.

I know

Oh well. Thanks again for the gunpla tips.

Are you a caveman?

Its more that your dick is less sensitive than ours. So sex is better for us than it is for you is all.

you know, if traps could actually have kids there would be a real market

I'll settle for robot breeder waifus tho

They don't call basements NEET caves for nothin

Why do you hate your benis?

maybe you just hate your self

but you like my dick though

I've had not a single one of those symptoms. You don't like rub it the way you would with lube. You firmly grasp it and move the skin up and down. Probably doesn't work for guys who had really bad cuts done though.

How do you know that?

you don't even bathe once a week, you said it yourself.
even then, there were most likley less bacteria during the early ice age do it was less likley to form grime in the cold.

You maybe right but what has self-loathing got to do with cleanliness?

Until the robo waifu malfunctions and murders you.
Though with how crazy traps and trannies end up being your odds are prolly better with the robot anyway

That has yet to be proven.

meant for

Cavemen also didn't have internet. Get off you unwashed mold

If you're uncut, become cut to find out.
If you're cut, do foreskin restauration techniques to find out.

holy fuck am i bored

Is dying at 30 from a rotten tooth that turned into septicemia better too, you dumb mong?

you can be clean and have your scent

but you do like it though

it will probably end up being robot waifus and breeder tanks, I can't imagine a third type within my lifetime

Remember reading about how the cut nerve endings are some of the most sensitive parts of the dick. Not to mention without the foreskin to protect your dick it needs to adapt and become less sensitive.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract

Should play Kotor 2 or VTMB imo.

Stop being perverted.

I never implied it was better. You guys make it seem like its super unhealthy when I've done it for years on end and have only been to a doctor once in 10 years.

no but really you do like it

>"Losing"

Nope.

"Cave people" also had lifespan of about 30 years.
Take a shower you fucking mongoloid.

ca.style.yahoo.com/post/133592340825/surgery-could-give-men-wombs-of-their-own-within-5

Apparently men will be able to give birth soon. Maybe.

But if you shower more maybe you wont go bald

There is no lewd allowed in 4am. It's a rule.

Probably better you don't enter a clinic, you're probably a walking national health threat from your godawful miasma you'd project.

When does the creation kit for Buymygame 4 come out?
I never asked for the game, but might as well make it half enjoyable

Actually its probably the only reason I still have hair left. Hot showers makes bald guys lose it faster so I'd have to take exclusively cold showers and just fuck that.

feel free to use this however you want

it'll take 15 more for it to be actually viable

no but yeah but really now you like it alot now

yeah I heard of that on Holla Forums

it's a temporary transplant and you gotta be on drugs and shit

pretty fucking degenerate on top because you just know all the trans freaks are gonna be demanding dead woman wombs calling it necessary for them to live like that cunt that tried to crowd fund for his sex change

top kek mang

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Nice user, thanks

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useful and exploitable

at least kayak polo is a good spectator sport

Anyway so that's what I've been doing recently. Did I miss anything good?

Have you got the finished webm of that on hand somewhere?

Are you going bald?

I think its already out. Check the nexus, they should mention when its coming or has come out.

Sure if the waiter is boiling hot. Just dont make it too hot and you're fine. Not washing it will make you lose it just as quick.

Men getting wombs? Not really. I'm more neutral on the subject.
Like the Neutrals from the Neutral planet of Neutropolis.

Hey whatever gets the rabid feminists in a titter is a show worth watching imo. Just imagine if it happens and men start replacing women with other men. I wonder how fast until Homosexuality is worse than "cis white males"

I wonder if these studies are biased in some ways. I really don't think there is conclusive evidence on this. I mean I'm not saying it is entirely impossible that this is the case, I'm just saying I need some conclusive evidence.

The impact of circumcision on sexual function has
not been systematically reviewed, and remains
unclear due to substantial biases in many studies.
For example, reporting of post-surgical sexual per-
formance may be related to whether circumcision
was carried out for elective or therapeutic reasons.
Although it has been argued that sexual function
may diminish following circumcision due to the
removal of the nerve endings in the foreskin and
subsequent thickening of the epithelium of the glans,
there is little evidence for this and studies are
inconsistent
apps.who.int/iris/bitstream/10665/43749/1/9789241596169_eng.pdf

This is from the World Health Organization

Sadly yeah.

Shit, I forgot to mention
On console, not PC

SOON WE WON'T NEED WOMEN ANYMORE

I would think if theres a good chance of it impacting your dick it's probably best not to start cutting off pieces of your sexual organ just to be safe.

I think its coming for Xbone then PS4 later. Could be wrong tho. I havent been keeping up, just hearing shit here and there.

Gonna be a fun shitshow when women hear that convo heh.

Is hand holding allowed?

you missed me bby

no like yeah but no but yeah you like my manhood right? yeah you do I know it because you're a likely my dicky

They said around Far Harbor but is that even out yet?

I'd rather have test-tube babies than the Arnold Schwartzenegger "classic" Junior.

I suppose so, I'm just pointing out that a lot of uncut people tend to jump the gun on whether they have more feeling or not. Maybe they do, maybe they don't. There is no conclusive evidence about it yet.

You fucking degenerate

right on, but if memory serves that is just transplant tech right now

If only I could give you part of my hair. I have so much that I could totally give you half and still have enough to not look like a tosser.

Plebbit pls, you don't need Black Science man to tweet about things for them to be true.

Hand holding is always allowed.
Love>lewd

There is no lewd allowed in 4am! Mark made it a rule.

I think its coming out next week, if the people crying during the saltening were any indication. So prolly really soon.
I did hear from a classmate that xbone is getting mods put up in prep for it

Well it's always good to keep your options open

Lets just keep in mind its prolly smart not to start chopping off pieces of your sexual organ when there is evidence to suggest it could negatively impact you for just making you need to clean it less.

Yeah, it's def still in its infancy but should be interesting to see where it goes, if it does go anywhere. Like some frankenstein shit, gotta love science!

give him your pubes

Sucks, man. I'm getting that mourner's peak a I'm worried one day it'll decide to recede but leave only the very middle with hair on it.

At least you spoilered it.

real science anyway

I have an xbone yeah
There's something called the wasteland workshop, but I can't install it yet
That's prolly it

what's lewd about admitting your love for my dick?

First hand testimony from who exactly? I just think it's a bit silly is all. It's basically a dick waving competition at this point. "My dick is way better than your dick! haha!"

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I wouldn't mind that at all, lots of guys pull that off. I got that at first but the middle started to go too. Theres only one other bald guy in the family and his never did go completely away. So I think I'm just going to have a heavily receded hair line.

At least I look good in hats and really like wearing them anyway.

You hear that, faggot? Who's the degenerate now?

shaving is for cuteboys and I'm a manly man who mans

You.

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ball for cytube

OK, that's it. I'm done. One of our nurses just got stuck by a patient with goddamn AIDS who was also a habitual drug user. Last I saw, she was high as hell. This might cost the nurse her job.

Tonight is literally the worst night to be a nurse.

Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one! It's still you!

Hopefully soon science gets us to some type of warp drive. Cant wait!

I think thats bethesdas other DLC. The one with arena pits and making monsters fight each other.

Alas spider, my heart already belongs to another penis. You'll just need to pester someone else to dick your bottom.

Now now, there's nothing lewd about hand holding or head pats. Just sex in the missionary position.

Like he jabbed a needle into her? Isn't that a fucking felony?

needle stick or did some faggot actually inject her with some drugs?

Holy shit he stabbed her? or she's a druggie and she's using him for drugs now?

I think science is on hold user, the current problems are societal, ie dealing with social justice retards and the human condition

cant even science properly right now

I'm not the one with actual degenerate fetishes. :^)

who's penis and mine's better

Any sort of human interaction is lewd in my eyes. The only pure people are NEETS.

Fuck me. That's fucking rough.

Holy fucking shit. Isn't there some cocktail they can do to try to use against AIDS if she gets on it right away?

Mine are great, thank you very much.

got a gif of that?

Never you mind.

You just want all the interactions. Especially the hand holding. It's obvious really.

I probably do but I'm too tired to dig for it.

I know. I'm a filthy pervert.

I'll give you a hint, it's mine

that's fine user

it's late, you should get some sleep

we all have things we should be doing

Oh? What kinda perverted fetishes do you got?

And what makes you say that?

because it is

actually I'm out, later all

lol nope.

The patient was in restraints per my orders, but had managed to get a hand free. She pulled her IV out, saw the plastic bit that stays under your skin. Nurse goes to check the patient, patient asks to be let out of the restraints, nurse says she can't because doctors orders. Patient doesn't like this. Asks to have her IV adjusted. Nurse goes in to check it, gets close, patient jabs nurse with the bloody plastic bit. Hits nurse's arm.

Patient is now bleeding openly. Nurse is bleeding, stick team inbound. Cops inbound. I'm gonna have to be present while they wrestle her back into restraints. I'm not taking any more chances. She's getting full restraints and her new IV location is going to hurt like hell. I'm thinking foot.

I like cuddling, kissing on the cheek and I really love holding them in my arms.
I know, absolutely disgusting of me.

Thats a nonanswer

Nitey-nite

Eesh. Fuckin crazed junkies man. So she's pretty much got aids now? Thats pretty fucking horrible.

slut

well you're a nonquestion

How tame
So vanilla. Not even some neck biting thrown in

Usually we administer a cocktail of strong antibiotics and begin a months long regimen of antiretrovirals ASAFP. Usually, its the same shit HIV+ folks take.

Hopefully she gets charged with something really extreme for that.

Cya user~

I love it they bite mine.

I'd do it in her spine

How successful is that treatment?

Not guaranteed. We're more worried about her maybe getting Hepatitis or having a reaction to drugs in the patient's system. Patient was positive for a buttload of drugs, PCP among them. PCP is a career ender. Hell, if a patient on PCP is sweating it out and touches your bare skin, you're done.

See, thats a bit lewd. But there still hasnt been any
Sex in the missionary position

Damn. Thats a hell of a lot of shit to happen in one night. What about the patient? Any chance she can be charged for doing this shit?

Pretty damn. We've never had a nurse test positive for HIV after the full treatment. Treatment is really rough, though. You'll shit your lungs out for a week thanks to the antibiotics and ache for a month afterwards.

Wait you get fired for it? Like because it will show up in a random drug screen or something?

Thats good to hear at least.

100%. Assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder. We're talking serious shit.

Take a shower, clean your mouse and then shake your keyboard.

As it was explained to me, PCP has some crazy effects and flashbacks can happen years after exposure. You're no longer considered trustworthy by the hospital and therefore can no longer be allowed to work here. It's fucked up, but I see where they're coming from.

That's crazy as hell. What's so bad about PCP?

Good. I'd be pissed if she got let off with community service or some such shit.

With her or him on top is better. Maybe some gentle hand holding as we stare into each others eyes. Embarrassed by the situation we are in.

while these things are bad things, they're not happening to you so don't take it on board and separate your self from it

was it you who I sent my nudes to?

I think I'm gonna pick up one of those spray things for my keyboard soon, lots of junk in there.

Geez. I bet you guys aren't allowed to refuse to work on those guys either are you.

youtube.com/watch?v=OBmtHjVG668

Not bad but
Hugging hard, or even better, kissing & hugging while in missionary position and locked tight together is best of all

Vanilla is by far the best.

No.

Stop. My heart boner can only get so erect.

What's better than two consenting adults having a romantic evening?

Refusal to provide care for a patient is a violation of EMTALA and the Hippocratic Oath. Lose your license, get sued, get fired, get the hospital sued, maybe even get several people fired. It's a major ethical violation.

Damn thats what I thought. Your job sounds more scary by the second

Im gonna go pass out. Was fun talking with all of you as always, have a nice sunday everyone

Yes, best to stop while were ahead or this thread can fall into full degenerate love .

I'll find that user one day

Absolutely nothing.

too late

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FUCK YOU

Basically gives you superhuman strength and toughness by turning off the bits in your brain that keep you from wearing your body out.

And I'm out. Another section, a coworker just had a baby at home, and I've gotta go brief day shift. Catch you later, 4am.

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Good luck! Cya hospital hope your day improves!