#GamerGate + #NotYourShield [#GG + #NYS]: No Rest For Us Either Edition

This isn't my pic. I am deeply concerned.

Is that different that the last one you posted in the last thread?

twitter.com/SpikeChunsoft_e/status/731034597199253504

I remember when Freya was more popular and people seemed to hate Danielle

Now everyone loves her. What the hell happened?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

im downloading it just to see how disappointing it is

That was only in the very beginning when only Freya had a locked in design. Once Danielle became a meganekko with huge tits and a cute personality everyone liked her more.

BEHOLD! A BREAD WITH A BENIS!

It has a coloured bauble.

I'll draw some freya lewds to balance it out.

People realised that good amounts of life and hometown make a best sister

I always preferred Danielle. She's a qt and I want to pat her head

Well, that would explain why they can get away with removing shit at noa. Loc teams would be better without programmers and have to send the shit to japan to be implemented or not if the nip programmers think it is stupid. just accuire more nip programmers.

never EVER masturbate to girls
its super gay

You have been visited by

THE YEEME OF INFERIOR JAPANESE GAMES AND NERVOUSNESS

Eternal spaghetti-spilling will come to you, unless you post JAPANESE GAMES ARE INFERIOR AND WILL NEVER BE GOOD in this thread.

I'll never truly understand why Stardew Valley is so popular. Game feels like it's babby's first Harvest Moon Story of Seasons, except with an unnecessary "modern" lighting aspect.

What, you want EVERYONE to turn into NISA?

You have been visited by

THE GLORIOUS WAIFU OF LOVE

Good luck on love, good luck on surgeries, Concentration, Smugness, a better PC, the ability to spot shills, Orchesta instead of Dubstep and Salt for your enemies will come but only if you post a pic of your waifu followed by the words “FOR HER”

Remember to always be a big guy

FOR HER

BOSTON SALT PARTY V2 NIGGAS GET HYPED

Did anyone else really like Codemonkey or was it just me? He seems very alright.

For her

Reminder to shitpost #boobsocks with tittys for maximum triggering

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Well, considering the alternative is most likely either noa with a sliver of a chance xseed, I would prefer the companys have an extra team in japan that works on taking all the adjustment the localizers make and injecting them in themselves instead of leaving groups like noa to their devices to remove headpats and boobies because "muh senseabilities."

For her

Oh, its the bitch from autism time.

He seems professional and not easily agitated. That's a plus in my book.

Kinda unrelated but

sli.mg/a/lLSFts

Guy makes an account pretending to be a moderator bot on SRS and starts sending fake ban messages to them. Once that account gets shadowbanned by Plebbit, he makes another pretending to be an SRS mod asking for a 300 word essay on why they should be unbanned. Hilarity ensues.

Stardew valley is shiiiiiitttt

Also
GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT

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time will tell, but I hope for the best while expecting the worst anyways
I imagine is like running a zoo with all kinds of animals while retarded animals from other zoos try and sabotage it
I wish him nothing but good luck.

I dunno, man.
I like it a lot and this is coming from a fag who played Harvest Moon on the PS1 for hours on end for a good few years.

HER HER HER HER

Just kidding; I'm too poor for Chihiro.

Comicsalliance

He didn't raise any red flags other than being pro-skub. I think we'll be okay

The one who does shitty art and likes to call herself a "Radical Agent of Change"

And of course its nepotism in the comics industry, why do you think Tumblr Squirrel GURL managed to get 2 reboots?

Remember that pleb triggers this fuckhead and apparent she gatekeeps pleb to keep pleb out of professional comics.

Which is why I'm trying to shitpost the tag to get them to out themselves

I need backup

Didn't she also get the female artist who was originally going to do the Squirrel Girl comics fired, or was that someone else in her clique? You know, the person who actually drew her like she doesn't have Down's Syndrome.

Of course she does.

The bethesda dlc thread is going like wildfire. Wish we could go even half that speed.

Can't help you there, and Holla Forums is apathetic and she just ruined Hellcat and Vampirella while waiting for her hugbox awards.

Can't remember, but the Comics "Journalist" pretty much went after the artist and made Tumblrrel GURL the default.

Be the happening you want to see in this threads, user.

They just got started, we've been going at it for a while already.

Well, kinda hard when the sjws are kinda being strangled by normalfags and sjws, and they are not having huge butthurt. if when trump gets them, be sure to point out that it is the sjw/politically correct/feminists fault for being nutters and poking the sleeping bear that is the normalfag.

True enough. They are shilling for Holla Forums on nexus too, I wonder if that will send people here?

I'll take any happening thread on any board, ours we come sooner than later, probably as a result of this current one next door as the usual journos will use it to write some shit for clicks and spite and we'll get blamed naturally.

*in, not them.

Go raid 4chan Holla Forums with vivian james pics or something.

Go do anything you faggots.

Your missing the boston salt party 2.0. It is spreading to steam, and is utterly glorious.

Someone sounds butthurt. What happened, buddy? Did something trigger you?

Don't forget, shat on Manara and Walt Simonson. Ignorance of the medium's history is a telltale sign of hipsters/SJWs.

As dar as I know, that's purely a rumor. I have never seen anything indicating that Gurihiru was slated for the book. There's a couple of pieces drawn by him, but that's about it.

Vampirella too? Can't say much was lost, but it's impressive how little skill or talent some people have while being showered with job offers.

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user that's gonna be the case when things like that happen. That happened when Paid Mod-Gate happened last year too.

I'm watching you

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It was a pretty shilly suggestion…

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Nice webm but why not give the guy some views?

>>>/reddit/

I'm drawing porn, nigger.

So what's the deal on this Boston Salt Party II people keep mentioning? I've been gone since early yesterday.

FOR HER

Have you summoned the meteor today?

cause i did

As promised

Bethesda fucked up again with their latest DLC which costs 25 dollarydoos. It got leaked and spoilers are being posted everywhere because their expansion system is the exact same as the mod system.

Sage for double post. apparently I fucked this up somehow, I was trying to loop this to fill in the rant. I kind of like this better, though

I have a similar reaction to his meek whiny voice as he claims to have towards guns.

It's just not the same without him trying to put a handgun mag into an AR

May as well reupload it for fun's sake.

I need it

anything important lately?

Besides the daily salt collection?

Like, anything of value? people getting caught on their bullshit?

she getting a better looking statue imo
the one where she walking up stairs

also her nendo a cute

Can you tell me the name of this semen demon?
I only saw a few pics some days ago, forgot to get the source, and tanlines are my main fetish.

twitter.com/Maximus_Honkmus/status/731129024898981888

something something Galko chan?

Polygon got caught not being able to play Doom at all. Like the literal worst FPS playing you've ever seen.

Why does galko look so much like a slut

Galko from boku nu Galko.

dumping far harbor pics
new marine armor and a harpoon gun
meh

That's Yagyu from Senran Kagura

not even the dead can deny her curves

Mirror of footage: u.teknik.io/Q6wEK.webm
Archived comments section: archive.is/WkjmN

no

Have some tan lines

dima is valentine's brother
children of atom can be nuked
far harbor can be nuked
mayor of far harbor is a synth
no underwater combat
buy season pass goy

Danielle opened me up to girls with Life that are cute and pure despite their semen demon bodies

A life married to Danielle and Galko would be heaven

Is that helmet open at the neck? I hate when they do that. Defeats the whole purpose of wearing armor when one of the most vulnerable locations is left unprotected.

That is some really uninspired armor

You did it user!

The manga is mainly something with the "Do not judge a person for its appearance"

But have the author make Galko in other way that didn't looked like a slut?

bethesda quality. it just werks. harpoon gun is essentially cannon from the main game.

I dont care ¯\(°_o)/¯

Polygon playing Doom vs Nvidia playing it.

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Galko-chan's entire appeal is that she has the body of a slut, but is actually pure.

Meh, gonna post this also here
volafile.io/get/vK5kPZcIw66L/far harbour dlc-13492-.rar

This is the new FO4 DLC, but free.
Godspeed, Boston Salt Party. I'm off to do CS homework.

How about switching barrels for different ammo effects? Like it's a Kitchenaide and not a firearm. In the future bullets do not matter, only the barrel they come from. Also sights don't matter in the slightest. I'm pretty mad about this

If I promise to do something stupid, I will

Damn that printer's bretty gud

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Have some loods.

looks like something from the old republic..

Watch it again. He doesn't just swap out the barrel, but the internal mag, too. Shit, we already have stuff that switches internal mags.

Even the nade launcher is reasonable if it's assumed there's one attached to the front of one of the swap-outs and isn't literally coming out of the barrel.

Jesus christ. I think I dun fucked up.

Not entirely accurate. Gilda's more upright with Freya bending over a bit.
still the same damn arm limb positions, though

>arm limb
Bully me. Just get it over with now.

I want to fuck Freya as we both sing Bring Me to Life and exchange lines during the chorus

Meanwhile in the Mecca of social justice…

archive.is/Egl6P

Reddit is a mistake

You mean they took a shit on it and now you come whining here about it.

And they'll defend it to the death because it's their state government and they agree with everything they do as long as their guys are in power.

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Reminder that cheap bug detectors are already less than $100

I think you mean "owners."

I'm just explaining it from their retarded perspective. Your statement clarifies the reality of the situation.

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Really? I don't know shit about EE

And a person owned is a slave all the same. They simply do not know or wish to aknowledge it. Probably the latter.

Was that the same idiot who drew this comic saying Walt Simonson getting appreciated at a convention was the worst possible thing that could happen?

now not-in-the-same-pose edition.

Yes yes it was

I love how they openly have such utter contempt for everyone that isn't in their clique. I feel like I'm watching a long, drawn-out version of that Mean Girls movie.

>search "home made RF detector"
>Chose circuit for your needs.
>make RF detector
>???
>Profit

It is exactly that. I hope the ending involves them being cut off from daddy's money and removed from the inheritance.

Shame we're very unlikely to see the "leader" of the clique get hit by a bus and placed in a full body cast like in the movie. You know, because these people don't really go outside unless it's to jerk each other off at a convention panel.

Yeah, but I'm sure at least a few will get aids, overdose, or worse, get hunted down by the IRS. There's no way there all making it out of this clean with how dirty they typically behave.

That's a cool ass webm

Just found this on Steamspy twitter.

medium.com/@galyonkin/why-you-should-stop-making-your-games-inclusive-and-target-new-audiences-instead-35292afc059c#.t0ykolvff

Dig more about his connections and "papers" regarding this matter. Do it!

But user, that would require actually competent game designers and not stand-ins that re-use the same old game design document for every iteration of their franchise.

It's a couple of weeks old, so maybe i'm being a slowpoke, but I thought it was pretty good.

twitter.com/jeffgerstmann/status/727614335334285312

This is, essentially, what we've been saying since day 1. Of course, the joke is people have tried getting new audiences. It doesn't work, and that's why people keep pandering to gamers as they are.

Yes it does. Look at all the older women playing casual phone games. Look at nintendo and their Wii.

The Wii was a flash in the pan that went away. Phone Games are the same games that were ALWAYS aimed at older women. Shit like Bejeweled. That wasn't a case of shifting focus, that's just what they've always been.

The money men just shy away from doing that because those new audiences are not very well researched and the lack of predictability puts their investment at risk.

Casual Wii players didn't buy games they just played wii sports over and over. The Wii U sold poorly.

Holy shit, you know what else is almost at its 1 year mark?

29 YEARS

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are we going to have to change the meme to 28 years?

Figuring out a way to monetize what amounts to the same freeware penny-slot games that were shareware-level garbage in the 1990s, does not a sustainable industry make.

These fucks think they can point to the massive installed userbase of common smartphones as a vast untapped market, but the reality is that there is no "market" there big enough to tap to sustain the broader industry. The money. The big money, that powers videogames comes from the same group it always did - the people willing to shell 40, 50, or 60 dollars a pop for a game and its sequels - and those people demand a return on their purchase. They demand quality. AAA might suffer from a bad case of cancer, but even EA's games sell enough to keep an evil empire their size afloat. Mobile minigames? Don't make me laugh.

Nigger, this was posted a few weeks back. Nice to see your looking for stuff though.

user, casual and older people bought the wii and only the wii. Software sales were so bad I remeber seeing that it was only about 2 games to a console sold, and thats including sports. and casuals have been in vidya since ps2, I know a few folks who bough one as a dvd player that happens to play games.

I'm still gonna refer to the event as "29 Years" and just make jokes that there's only 28 years left :^)

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I don't know, whales on smartphones are stupid and capable of parting with thousands of dollars in a single month from a low budget shovelware on their phone. That's a pretty enticing target all things considered.

Ahh, wait scratch this. I forgot your point was about sustainability.

The whales need libcucks to pay for their bills. You don't expect a progressive to pay for their own shit do you? That is what patreon is for.

The original ban was set for 29 years so it still works.

Hello

Is this the comic that made feminists badger him into ideological submission?

Probably

Kurtz is really fucked up

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LONDON
O
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D
O
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Wow this bread is dead.
#closethegate

No

#closethegays

even the boston salt party thread has slowed down. although they do need people awake to trigger

Meanwhile, in Sweden, one of the country's top engineering academies accepts Gender studies as a sub-field.

nyteknik.se/opinion/kth-vi-antar-utmaningen-att-utbilda-i-genus-6547223

translate.google.com/translate?sl=sv&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http://www.nyteknik.se/opinion/kth-vi-antar-utmaningen-att-utbilda-i-genus-6547223&edit-text=&act=url

I want to lick those abs

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What does gender studies have to do with engineering?

Engineering is sexist.

This is their actual argument.

I don't know, maybe they see spanners as phallic symbols.

Cogs are penises, function over form is sexist, yadda yadda, some nonsense like that.

I hadn't actually read it, I just assumed it would boil down to that. In any case I'm sure this will guarantee top quality Swedish products in the future.

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reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4jcfo9/a_close_friend_received_feedback_from_her_sjw/?limit=500

.>While good research can show how Sarkesian’s critiques are too limited (considering issues of queer theory, non-binary gender etc.) this would in fact be saying that feminism needs to go further rather than too far, and that’s the direction I recommend.

Dunno if it hasn't been posted, but wew lad, the amount of bullshit with 90% of my peers out of my ass in all academic courses supports my declaration that the goobers are evil, but Anita is redeemable.

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So what if she's been objectively proven to be a con artist & a woefully-dishonest propagandist?
After all, feminism isn't about honesty, it's actually the complete opposite. The more you lie, the better feminist you are.
If anything, she's not lying enough. She needs to lie even harder.

>< CODEMONKEY IS OUR NEW ADMIN! Here's the announcement and here's his board. >

Woah, I have been out for 3 days, what happened to Mark?

Admin =/= board owner

HW stepped down as admin, but will still help with the codebase and other issues.

Nothing happned.
board owner =/= site admin

But user! she still hasn't taken Feminism far enough! she needs to get more lectures and increase her speaker fees up :^)

Mark is getting bullied every time he uses his trip and BO name to announce himself.

Do you need any further proof that goobergrabbler is composed entirely of clueless redditors at this point?

Oh, so Hotwheels step down?
I hope he is fine, must be hard to hand something you spent so much time on to someone else.

Chill out mate the message is right under the board rules.

There's wild speculation as to why he stepped down. Some say Jim and Codemonkey effectively forced him to, some say he's just had it after the entire Josh clusterfuck, and some say it's probably health reasons.

Always look out for any subject with 'and arts' added to the end of a non arts subject. That's like an SJW flag sticking out of a subject they conquered.

Humanities is their department. Over the last couple of years they've spread out into subjects that fall under the arts. Now non-arts subjects (like game design) have that tag attached to it so they can pull it under the arts section so they can mess with the curriculum and teach their shit.

blogshit time cause we're slow

I took a writing class at uni to help boost my writing skills. Of course a subject like fiction writing falls under the arts, so when we got our criteria sheet for our final assessment, there was a note at the bottom stating that the university has standards to uphold and will not grade offensive material. Someone in the class asked the teacher about it and thankfully he was based and said he grades them, so he'll grade whatever you submit, no question.

Of course, this set off an sjw in the class. For anyone who has had a class with an sjw will know that when they ask a question, they don't ask the teacher, they turn to face the class and address them like they are giving a lecture. no question, just a moral statement. She pretty much gave the class a lecture about how we should still adhere to the note and practice being mindful of who will read our future work and try not to offend minority groups who may be affected by it.

Thankfully, the teacher didn't let her stand on her soapbox. He turned it into a lecture about how the best writing offends the senses because it makes us think of things we avoid in day to day life and encouraged us to not be afraid to write something from a nazi's perspective in our assessment. Good teacher.

mark said I can be a hotpocket if I want to

Mashallah

Someone tell the NRA. :^)

Good teacher, but keep an eye on the sjw, she'll try to get the teacher fired.

HW is a cripple. Be more considerate. :^)

Watch out for GamerGate
The public enemy of the world #1
It is the main hashtag responsible for…
☑ Being on the wrong side of history
☑ Fondling 55 eggs by surprise
☑ Molesting people in VR
☑ Plays DOOM better than Polygon
☑ Safeguards vagina bones

Did you ever had a GG dream?

gg related no but I dreamed I was with HW in his house in the Philippines and he fell back first trying to getting in his wheelchair

He lost interest in the site and doesn't want to admin it despite Jim wanting him to.

also the revelation that josh did nothing wrong and the only reason next didn't work was because he screwed up the captcha coding

that was like six months ago

the only dream i have is for my death

I don't know about GG specifically but I sometimes dream in shitposting format. It hasn't happened in a long time though

I dreamed memes were illegal like many Mexican immigrants

Mememagic the wall! she knows!

Putin declared a war on memes too, sometime ago. Tell me, what do they know about memes we don't? What if memes aren't just creations you use as tools to leverage ideas and incite emotion, but parasites that cling to their hosts, forcing them to produce more of their kind and feed of human emotions and desires, replacing ambition with addiction to their own kind? What if all of us are the hosts of a terrible disease doomed to spread this sickness everywhere we go?!

But Putin is a meme.

Blast! Those time travelling critical theorists strike again!

Actually Critical Theory has existed for half a century.

I dreamt I was shitposting on Holla Forums once, in the early days of GG. First time I've ever dreamt of something in the real world.

You might be onto something, user. Social Justice is like a particularly cancerous meme that has not only proven to be virulent, but also easily transmissible. It is possibly the single greatest threat to modern civilization; just look at everything that's happened in the last two years.

Well they are smarter than I gave them credit for if they've had a zero tolerance attitude to goobergobblers since all the way back then.

I realized that was your point after posting. Yeah, the 60's 70's critical theorists didn't give a shit about vidyagames because they didn't know they would some day exist and be really popular.

(If they did they'd probably have a negative opinion though. They had it out for pop culture in general).

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Was he mad people made a joke based on mishearing one of his speeches?

im getting increasingly concerned over the IQ of adults compared to children.

Comic book industry turned to shit, and you got nepotism and insanity by those faggots,.

Well, thats a fair point.

Dropped. Thats like saying watching the movie screen is the biggest limiting factor for movie-watching. What a fucking dumbass.

Also requesting this as Viv and Gild having a kid.

God you faggots are dead. Is this why Gamergate ended up a failure with no recent news in favor of this circle jerk?

and dont fucking tell me its slow because (bullshit reason). You fuckers been slow for months now with people leaving the circle jerk telling the world what cumstains you are

But we've been dead for a long time, you didn't get the memo?

Thanks for the feedback, armchair general!

Colored hair dye is actually a mind-altering parasite that attaches and infects the host through the scalp, then propagates itself through "Social Justice", infecting new hosts through virtue signaling.

😙

The kids are all right.

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Hello? is anybody out here?

Sorry, too much fun in the Boston Salt Party.

People actually pay to read giantbomb?

And now at Polygone, people actually pay them to read Burch's 1000 word bitching about progression systems.

the what?

since the death of the gdoc, yes

Are you a newfag? the Boston Salt Party 2.0

A friendly reminder:

twitter.com/keksec__org/status/708806712430567424

Daily reminder that we have escaped.

MARCHE
IF YOU LIKE MIRANDA
YOU ARE FURRY

THIS IS NOT HARD

>plebbit trying to lump milo/cernovich/based mom in with revoltards
Maybe gilda isn't retarded enough to be a caricature of them yet, they keep finding new lows in dumbassery

Daily reminder, that you escaped, and that faggot seems to be ignoring data-seller Hiroshima and his tranny waifu.

ah that, I saw it in this thread but didn't pay enough attention because fallout 4

Milo and Cernovich are friends with Ralph and are more ggrevolt leaning in the gg fractions. Based Mom while friends with Milo is kinda middle of the road.

Kill yourself Ralph shill.

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techraptor.net/content/kekraptor-polygon-starts-new-program

Top kek

Uh… shouldn't there be some sort of disclaimer that it's all made up shit (except for the video)?

That's what KekRaptor is.

The term "Kekraptor" kind of gives it away, no?

Most likely some cucked lolbertarian that's dick riding Trump now.

Gilda is fucking retarded as fuck, and I hate her but reddit is so horrible, they don't deserve her

It's the first time I'd ever even saw/heard that name, so I really wouldn't know what to think.

Seems like a stormfag pollack.

vanguard14.org/author/jason/

Literally a nobody.

That site looks like Brainfart had a retarded cousin.

lol, wat een mongool

Never ever eat so much cake with 1L milk so that your belly hurts and you feel sick.
It's super gay.

few months ago I literally shat tons of blood for more than 2 weeks because I ate rotten yogurt
Dairy food can kill you

Just how much do you fucking weigh?

I lost 40 pounds after the diarrhea frenzy

it's not a good thing to lie user or to use "literally" figuratively you prick

What's up with your lack of taste buds? Do you just swallow your food without it hitting your tongue or what? Hell even the smell of dairy gone bad should alarm you. You're the only one to blame for your misery.

You are right. I should have gone to doctor. I never lied though.

It did taste and smells fine. Just slithly off from the best before.
Never eat any dairy food past the best before. Never.

yes. Yes you did.

Maybe it was from my anus. I don't know. But the blood was real. Never eat suspicious yogurt. That's all I can tell you. Trust me.

This is a subjective line. He might believe he lost a lot of blood and that's why he's stating it as such. He might also not be a medical professional who understands what a large amount of blood actually is.

Key thing is, he had really bad diarrhea for 2 weeks and he noticed blood in his stool because of it. A frightening experience for most. I doubt he lied about losing a lot of blood.

Yer a frog Val, stop arguing with an idiot that ate bad yogurt.

sad but true
can't argue with that

I am not saying the user didn't shit lots of blood, I said "don't use literally in that case otherwise it would imply the blood you shat could actually be weighed physically to an amount reaching several tons"
don't use literally if you're not being literal

baka confirmed

I never asked for this dubs.

Frog, you're arguing semantics. Come on now!

"literally" isn't semantics. Don't use the fucking word if you aren't being literal.
I know it's not really important, and I know what people mean even when they use it wrong, but they're still fucking using it wrong

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but successfully "arguing semantics" is the sole thing keeping most of the opposition afloat at this point.

Literally litter alley.

Pah. Literally forgot to add the picture of the litter alley.

What happened?
Ded thread?

Bad yoghurt killed GamerGate!

(checked)
I was getting ready to post an update. First up is the second sound tutorial by our resident sound designer/engineer, featuring the saber sound effect.

youtube.com/watch?v=ru3LZj1rp14
anomalousgames.tumblr.com/post/144405930143/project-socjus-dev-diary-2-saber-sound-design
twitter.com/anomalous_dev/status/731893443228639232

Sage for double post.

There's also a few notes on the stages of gamedev, where PSJ is right now, and a look at how Vivian's design has evolved over the course of the project.

Notes on the stages of gamedev:
anomalousgames.tumblr.com/post/144406648978/the-stages-of-game-development-where-we-are-now
twitter.com/anomalous_dev/status/731898176865632261

Vivian's design evolution:
anomalousgames.tumblr.com/post/144406309683/the-evolution-of-vivians-design-in-project
reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4jh1vp/art_a_look_at_the_evolution_of_vivians_design_in/
twitter.com/anomalous_dev/status/731895479751966722

>>>/vivian/1813
>>>/vivian/1814

Nice! Great work!

Looking good m8

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Thanks anons! We'll have a preview of Freya's swimsuit costume and her new sprites out on Wednesday. I'm thinking of asking our artist to draw something for the twins' birthday on the 17th; any suggestions/requests?

Game is looking wonderful. Thanks for your work.

Any sound based easter eggs like in this song?

Will there be multiple headband options in the final game?

Something referencing the Watergate scandal a la archive.is/MuifM#selection-33745.0-33745.231.

I'm really looking forward to seeing what comes of Project SocJus.

Remember to do everything you can to make it a good game. If you have to delay it, that's fine, as long as you can honestly say you think the final product will be a good game.

post yfw there's gonna be a proper Vivian James game

Supposedly there's gonna be several. The dev of that other vivian game regularly (rarely but still) comes out of nowhere to share updates, new levels, etc.

There's some very good discussion/pictures on SJW here:

archive.is/0MX2f

You can make screencaps from the archive, but any images posted will just be thumbnails. Grab 'em while you can.
Lots of examples of SJW hypocrisy, and logical flaws in many SJW arguments on sex, media, women, and fun.

Pic related, one post of many. Particularly

You could send the artwork to Protein World and encourage them to commercialize the art for a possible another "Are you beach body ready"

Hell, it's the bread and butter of people who push for marxism/political correctness/etc.

Change the meaning of words and terms to your advantage. Even make new ones. (Liberal. Harassment. Misandrist. What makes a woman strong and attractive. "Cyber-violence")

And, when arguments fail- as people panic they try to change the focus of the argument to grind it to a halt, or just make shit up. Keep cutting and they devolve into insults, appeals to authority, and feelings.
Then the next day they pretend it never happened.

Thanks for all the encouragement, anons!

We haven't got anything planned yet, but I'll run it by our sound guy and see what he makes of it. Easter eggs do have to be considered a low-priority feature for now, since there's so much work to be done on the rest of the game.

Definitely! Headbands are easy to do; they're just a separate object graphic that is attached to a spot on Vivian's head, so it's easy to make them. We only have the Clover and Infinity ribbon lined up right now, however; we'll probably ask for suggestions later on. Someone also mentioned a bandana accessory like Hulk Hogan's.

>Something referencing the Watergate scandal a la archive.is/MuifM#selection-33745.0-33745.231.
Will do. I'll pass it to our artist.

Absolutely. We're planning to release it next year, on August 27, but only if it's fully polished and bug-fixed. The other characters' campaigns may take a little while longer, though.

I'm pretty excited to see what he comes up with. I really liked the first demo, the one with the Plebbit boss.

That's an interesting suggestion, but we would probably need a more skilled artist to handle that. We'll likely have a "beach body ready" pic as summer promo art.

And now I just realized we need a P5 artwork with the four lady-thieves in their beachwear with this slogan.

Well Marxism didn't came out of nowhere.

Is the beach ready for your body?

Is of good.

Are we going to bully E3 this year?
It's shaping up to be a shit-show, so you do it, how about:
- Filling the E3 hashtag with Deepfreeze info of bad journos attending. No company is going to forget getting bad coverage from the guy they just read about. They didn't invite Kotaku to E3 last year (archive.is/qcnsL) so lets see if we can keep that trend going with other bad outlets. And if E3 becomes SJW Journos and SJW companies, an alternative will be created (directs, etc).

- Any SJW company that releases a new game, hi-jack the hashtag used to advertise their new game, and remind people how they bowed to SJW before. The new Battlefield is an odd one, since it might be a deliberate choice to bait people into talking about the game, making more PR (see, #BoycottStarWars, you can't let the racists win! See the movie!) In fact, a LOT of SJW games might try and play that card now I think about it. Use your noodle and talk with others on what approach is best. We want to give them bad PR, not free PR.

- Fill the Zelda and new Nintendo console hashtag with info on Nintendo's localization practices. No they won't dare ruin their heavy hitter (then again, FE used to be a heavy hitter), but no harm in reminding people the sort of company Nintendo is becoming. Remember: NOA want to only sell Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, etc. We need to make enough noise to show we want the niche stuff from Japan. untouched.

- If any official live-stream makes fun of GG (in such a way to deride rather than playfully poke fun at, or is based on outright lies or slander), dig into the people who said it, see what SJW they are fans of/working for. And if they are corrupt in any way as well.

Thoughts?

The only GG dream I've ever had is one where I got into a big argument with my bro over whether or not GG is about harassing women. I don't really remember the rest of it.

FOR HER

twitter.com/srhbutts/status/731358371127775232

I'll colour this later.

FOR HER

She still doesn't have a stable form yet, but getting there.

I'm ready

ding dong incoming.

The battlefield thing isn't that surprising, it's EA, and they know they can't pander to anyone who actually likes games anymore, and our crowds are hard to market towards if you don't have an actually good game; so their only pick is self-righteousness.
Also I'd advise being careful with automatic firing onto people who say wrong stuff. Don't forget that discharging just for wrongthink is tumblr-tier. Always use precaution.

The rest is good. I'd advise boosting any game or studio or site that we support, like nichegamer or indie games from GG devs that might be at E3 or report from there. So spread tweets and articles, this kinda shit.

Fuck off

FOR HER

#triggered

By the way, since many people are talking about this E3 being the last one (I doubt it is, but hell, it's a fun idea), how about calling this OP "#OPOneLastDance" or some shit ?
LET US ACTUALLY READY OUR GUNS FOR E3 SHITPOSTING GUIZE

bueno

But where's more Gilda?

where's trap gilda

Check the trash can, its where she belongs

What a bunch of poopy heads

The only thing thats poop here is your taste

Retard moe Gilda >>>>>> Upbote benis Gilda.

Wow, Gila truly is the worst, isn't it

Damn right I just called you "it"

You're probably gettin' mad about like a garbage ass bitch is supposed to

Fucking whorebag

Don't forget wash that stinkbox you call a vagoo

Go buy me a birthday cake, slut

I want strawberries on it with a side of Sea Salt ice cream

The same flavor as your tears

Don't be rude to gilda, user.
I'm prepping some Deepfreeze-tan art for their birthday.

Now..
Lewd or not lewd?

All is right with the world

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* so if you want to do it.
My bad.

Thanks!
I meant more major "targets". Who gives a shit if it's someone on twitter. But a major dev on stage at E3- that "represents" the industry. People need to show what they think (like with Eurovision and the winning entry getting 75% dislike on jewtube).
And you've also raised another issue:
We avoided boycotts to prevent putting major AAA devs in a situation of "it's them or it's us", since they'll pick the SJW, and the SJW will keep the industry alive out of spite and instead of dying the industry lurches on like TV.
I'm not saying we should ever silence ourselves, but how do we prevent AAA going full SJW (something SJW desire), or that if AAA do go full SJW- they swifty fall from grace- even pre-ordering normal fags look elsewhere (and we point out new good games from up and comers).

Oh and of course shill for good websites. Derp.

I'd say rather than "yep, E3 is definitely dead guys" which could backfire (1MillinGamersStrong and Gamers are Dead), we show people E3's of old. How excited people used to get. How good games used to look. GAMEPLAY footage in a debut. Less one last dance, and more "remember the good old days?" #E3Throwback. And of course, find E3 footage with the biggest 2D tiddies you can.

But we seriously need to plan some prep work. Thunderclaps using E3's own hashtag. Propose plans. Calculate risks. Etc. Etc.

I love all our -tans equally, even if one of them is retarded.

I vote for not lewd and cute

Cute lewd.

Lewd.

VERY LEWD

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Like I pointed out last year, I don't suspect or hope any of the main presenters (Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, and Ubisoft) will want to mention GamerGate, whether good or bad, even if their loyalties are becoming more known than last year. If they publicly support it, the journos will eat them alive for being misogynist, racist, transphobic, pedophobic, etc. If they mock it, I suspect the outrage from this thread will eat them alive. If they publicly declare "we're staying out of it", journos will eat them alive for wanting to stay out of it, AND we'll have shills coming out of the woodworks to say this means they hate us gamergays. The best option for them is to not address the elephant in the room.

Also, before I forget, EA isn't attending E3 this year. They're doing their own public event instead, probably to save on cash because even presenting at E3 is more than likely expensive as fuck. Link is a cuckchan 'leak', take it with a grain of salt.

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Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft are more than likely going to be the best best in that case. Ubisoft, while they have a conference, are just yet another shitty third party, and who the fuck knows who else is there.

Maaaaan, I remember the first time I watched an E3 conference. It was 2010, and I was about 14 at the time - and seeing shit like Epic Mickey, the Nintendo 3DS and Kid Icarus Uprising at Nintendo's conference in addition to Donkey Kong Country Returns made me hype as fuck, even though later I realized it could've been better. Where did it go so wrong, Holla Forums?

Pic related.

Sadly we only know what a couple of them will look like in bikinis. Makoto will have joined by that point but we don't see her in the trailer, and Haru doesn't join until after that scene most likely.

This reminds me of when Dewrito Pope brought up GG in some Blizzard related conference(?) in 2015 and the other guy's face was still trying to look polite but showed an expression of "really, fucker?".

The vidya industry has tried to get rid of or downsize E3 on many different occasions. It never sticks, because gamers want a big show once a year to get hype about stuff that's never coming out.

Personally, I love E3 even with nothing good is shown, because making fun of E3 is just as fun as seeing something that interest you. If you're a reasonably smart person who knows you're watching what is, essentially, a giant commercial and can see through BS, E3 is a blast usually. I hope it never goes away.

That was Mike Morhaime, CEO of Blizzard.

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His expression was the epitome of the phrase

HERE IS A LIST OF GOALS
Don't hesitate to mention what could be added or fixed; I'm still unsure targeting anyone merely because they were "SJWs" or anything will win us any points. It'll please people who already agree with us, but other than that, it'll probably make newcomers or outsiders think twice before talking to us.

>INFORM
Every journalist, every outlet that is shared openly and receives attention online needs to be, both on their official accounts' messages (facebook, twitter, etc.) and in conversations, to be told about their wrongdoing.
Browse DeepFreeze regularly; keep information about the classic enemies like kotaku or polygon handy, find old youtube videos on the topic; share devs or studios' opinions on those outlets and the consequences of their lack of professionalism, if not don't hesitate to put them in your conversations on social media if they're publicly open about those matters.

>COUNTER
As soon as companies and games that have been open in their anti-consumer practices receive praise or positive attention, respond with immediate and clear criticism.
Bring back the old #TorrentialDownpour digs on Fire Emblem, Xenoblade, Bravely Default, Project Zero, etc, for anything Nintendo related (try to avoid pushing it during Zelda occurrences, or the Smash tourney if it happens again; lack of attention, and probably counter-productive as it'll alienate many people asking not to get their fanboyism ruined); anything EA related is easy and clear to find, and immediately incriminates journalistic outlets as well as they have so often participated in their hypocritical and corrupt methods to discredit gamers as a whole; if people like Rami Ismail or Tim Schafer ever get some screen-time, you obviously know what to do.

>GET TO HIGHER GROUND
Each year, outlets use whatever clickbaity topic to make themselves look more intelligent and open-minded than everyone else, obviously forgetting that it's supposed to be about games more than morals, and getting most of both wrong in the process.
Archive everything; screencaps with underlined stupid parts and an archive link added are a perfect way to make easily digestible and even perhaps fun content; mock, laugh and deride; remain positive and do not hesitate to compare the older, more enjoyable E3 times to today's, which are hyper-shilled, bland and predictable, complete cashgrabs and overall completely disinterested in making games anymore most of the time.

>BE COLLECTED
It remains a touchy time of the year, followed almost only by marketers and normalfags, so it's important to look relevant, efficient and clear to both as people with genuine knowledge and no animosity.
Only use verified info, so check before posting if you're unsure; reread your posts before putting them online and correct them if required; don't hesitate to contact friends and family on these topics (in a calm manner, if not detached way); never push too hard if people seem unwilling to discuss or seem too passionate on certain topics, as they are allowed to neither care nor hope to know : if they want to ask later, it'll be much more likely if you were friendly enough to give them some space; ever get angry or emotional, you'll look dumber than them, even if they're obviously wrong or dumb.

>LEARN TO E-DRIVE
It is important to ensure efficient spreading that you know how to share things online without getting bullied or making yourself look silly.
Do not mix the #GamerGate hashtag with any other one, as it will prevent both from trending; RT and like all tweets that deserve attention, even if it means sharing several different versions of the same image/topic; never direct-link to reddit; never mention Holla Forums (or even halfchan), except to people who go to those places maybe, and even still; avoid .@replying (sharing discussions with people publicly to all of your followers) if it's merely normalfags disagreeing with you/saying stupid things, keep that shit for actual journos or marketers; report all spam and bots that cram up the tags with useless shit.

SJW tried to make "their own E3" with "horizon"
archive.today/URiIz
archive.today/PP0oV
archive.today/ZocLT

Died on it's feet as far as I know, but if the industry can cook up an alternative (for sake of argument, just make the third week of June "Games Week" where everyone can release or livestream stuff), then we can let the SJW have E3.
They'll drive it into the ground over politics, and jews will charge more and more for attendance.
The only risk is the "if you don't attend E3, you're a misogynist" narrative springing up afterwards.

But in any case, as part of our E3 plans, I am tottaly for a "work out how to encourage an E3 alternative".

>SUPPORT
We finally have, after nearly ten years of hegemonic bullshit from San Francisco overpaid daddy-issue ridden faggots, good and respectable news outlets that are worth growing in popularity and influence.
As soon as new articles on E3 are released, pick your favorite ones and share/like them on social media; always enjoy commenting on them and discussing the topic with other people; other than sites, youtubers or bloggers that are relevant and appreciated are worth spreading just as much; tell people you know who happen to share articles from those supported places that you're proud of them, pleasantly surprised or any such positive reinforcement; on the contrary, as mentioned earlier, tell them (politely and concisely) that you really can't take bad sites like gawker or destructoid's opinions seriously; don't hesitate to mention alternatives to things like twitter -sealion.club works great- or reddit -voat is still a bit dead but could deserve some work.

>HAVE FUN
The ultimate power of GamerGate, and what keeps it going since forever, is how enjoyable, happy and fearless it is. Having fun ensures everyone who likes fun will prefer sitting next to us than with grim ideologues who hate boobs and punches.
Share what games you can't wait to play, or your favorite times in previous E3s; plan multiplayer sessions with friends and family, even strangers perhaps; comment happenings with happiness instead of dark, desperate notions ("HAHA THIS GAME LOOKS SO BAD I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE RESULT" is always preferable to "all people who like this game are ultimate faggots", even though it's probably true); shitposting is never wrong, your mom lied; don't forget to fap, get plenty of rest, find a comfy place with tons of drinks and food, and, obviously, Holla Forums opened on a second screen while it's all blowing up.

SJWs already HAVE their own E3. It's called GDC.

GDC apart fromSJW stuff has serious dev panels, tbh fam

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And it fails miserably each time, now speaking about SJW

A Feminist in a spanish speaking country put this

All those writting in that paper are those movies And Series where that happens, one of the people who wrote on that paper put a good snark

This is fine IMO for internal use during the event.
Screencap these for easy reposting- but add a watermark to it. It doesn't take a genius to realize what we're doing when we start, but it also doesn't take one to stop it if they can plan in advance (pay off twitter, Switch the hashtag from #E32016 to #E316, use false flags to generate sympathy and good PR, etc).
We need to hit like a tidal wave made of angry autism.
OP Lost Woods? OP names makes people do shit.

What are the chances she will whine about people vandalizing her poster?

I don't know, but if she does be sure people will call her out

Every year it seems to be more and more about video game social issues rather than actual game stuff, fam.

>you will never get spitroasted by the Double Penetration Sisters
Why even live?

Lost woods ain't a bad name actually. Yeah.

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Gay.

This picture made me want to see the other tans showing their armpits, and I don't even know why.

Do it for them

Because you have a shit tier fetish

Who the heck is GG+Fem and why does she keep adding me to lists on twatter?

I don't find armpits arousal, just beautiful, which I didn't know until now.

It's two different concepts.

What's in the box?

As far as I know, getting added on Tw@er lists means nothing. Even though I've only had my account for three months.

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I'm trying to get that colored in the draw thread. I musth ave saved it a long time ago because I completely forgot about it.

Any fun happenings? I've been gone for a few days, but I know that Polygon made epis fools of themselves, and a games journalist has admitted to hating games, gamers, and the industry.

LOL

Those are the two big journo ones recently. Most anons are off in another thread because Far Harbor leaked early and they're trying to spoil as many people as possible for Salt Party 2.0

Red Panels is so… hit or miss most of the time. This is funny though.

Have they got anything on the saltyness level as pic related yet?

Well it's a DLC, so it's less important to people. They've got a few good ones, though. I know there was like some 12 year old kid threatening to use weaponized anthrax.

We're trying to think of pushing a new OP for E3.
Written a few things earlier :

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Offtopic but I can't help but share this I swear reality has blown up we've broken everything with meme magic guys how is this shit possible
Vive la France

Holy fuck! It's like the world broke and we're basking in the aftermath!

The world "broke" years ago.
Culture has been twisted on it's head and is ripe for exploiting.
Luckily, that works for the people who want to fix it as well.

Meme magic is advertising. Keep the pressure on.

I see nothing unusual about this picture, it's just a Frenchman's twitter activity. Is there something I'm not getting?

The best love story of all time

pastebin.com/QRaZmR5i

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Vive la France ! Vive la République !

Well, that's what we used to say before you let the English conquer us.

Why do they look like Bone characters?

It was helluva ride

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It would normally be looked down on for a politician to be openly supporting something like that. Normally I would say that someone in the office is pissed off, or forgot what account they were on, but professionalism is dead.

hello?

sup

Sorry, I'm busy reading a storytime of linkara's comics on Holla Forums. Needs all of my dedicated attention for it.
I'd still like people to give suggestions or content for the possible E3 Op…

linkara? For what purpose?

Because it was made ten years ago by a tremendous autist that even the worst posters on 4/b/ would call a sperg. So how can I NOT read such a masterpiece ?
Also the storytimer on Holla Forums sharing stuff like hellcat and squirrel girl is tons of fun, and it appears it's him again

Don't French politicians openly have mistresses? Seems a bit odd for them to take issue with a little bit of internet bum smacking appreciation in comparison.

What do you think France is? Some kind of polygamous utopia?

I'd replace polygamous utopia with degenerate polyamorous society that could use an ass kicking.

Nah, your mistaking France for Italy.

Is this seriously what you think of France ?..
Not that I mind, I love the idea of us having such an awesome reputation.

In all seriousness, no, politicians don't have mistresses and it doesn't really shine all too positively on them… but it actually kinda shines positively on them if it's found out that they do (it does), and they definitely don't have moral crusaders calling for his head because of it.

You're telling me it isn't polygamous? What an islamophobic culture.

But seriously, some of my family lives in France and according to them everyone just takes it as a given that the president will have a mistress.

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Anyone have that "Everything I don't like is GamerGate" image?

And everything is GamerGate.

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Sweden yes!

But that's wrong. I call them racist all the time, against white people.

True professionals right there

Be a real shame if someone found him I suppose.

He must not a pretty person and will scare away the women. Thats the only explanation surely :^]

Kotaky did right. Why would we want to know how he looks like? It's not like we want to identify him!

They found the guy right after, no problem. It's still quite goddamn nuts that the guy tried to invent an excuse just because he didn't even think of putting the right picture there.

SO WHY DON'T THEY HAVE PICTURES OF DEPRESSION QUEST INSTEAD OF ZOE QUINN

OR WHATEVER FUCKING GAME THAT WUHOO MADE

FUCK I WILL NEVER STOP BEING ANGRY AT THEM

FUCK

I'm also pretty sure not many people will recognize this either since the game failed miserably.

Gee it's almost like Gamergate and Berniebros are examples of false narratives being sold by sociopaths and bought by cretins.

Also

UGLY
AS
FUCK

=FOR HER

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What little respect I may have had left for the UN went away that day.

my heart goes out to all the survivors of gamergate who did not get UN hearings, thousands of dollars, movie and book deals, and did not know how to set their twitter account to private

You had respect for them? Ever since I learned about the League of Nations and the fact they pushed germany to desperation post ww1 and helped cause ww2, I never respected them or the organisation born from it, the UN.

Not everyone is a Holla Forumstard.

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Oh what a brave new world where a self-confessed pedophile can be a thought leader for hordes of internet idiots.

Nah, not biting this bait.

Sometimes you have to realize when someone doesn't actually believe what they're saying

Not being pol, hitler was at fault too, but refusing to help clean the mess that was post ww1 germany which the alied nations of ww1 did help cause did not help anyone. ww2 is many factors, and to say the allied nations were entirely innocent is wrong, nust as saying "germany was a good boy and dindunuffin" is also wrong.

archive.is/Ua7fd
Someone post the newspaper quote about black people and computers, I need it.

Off topic, but funny. I guess this random nobody on twitter is now the new GOP.

Yeah I reckon he's classic GOP.

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Is that a mutant potato?

a very rich mutant potato

Arent they all though? Soros is for sure

VIDEO GAMES

I hope Trump turns it down.

He can't and won't.

I'm getting real tired of these motherfuckers trying to avoid apologizing for even the slightest thing. I mean, seriously, as far as things go, "using the picture of a video game character instead of his actual picture" is pretty minor, but does he apologize for making it more about vidya than the person behind it? No, he maintains that he is in the right 100% of the time.

Oh yeah, and that. They'll plaster the faces of the Literally Crew all over the internet all day long, but the moment something seriously happens to someone in the industry, now they're concerned with the person's privacy. Fuck them.

SOROS VS. ADELSON
FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
GET YER TICKETS HERE!

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Since it's mostly shitposting happening right now..
What do you want drawn for the Deepfreeze sisters' birthday.

I got a few votes saying they want lewds. cute lewds.
Anything else?

is accidental nudity cute?

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No, don't be stupid.

He's playing on easy.

Kate Leth is a grade A cunt, I met her at a con over here, incredibly rude, has basically no people skills and spends most of her time starting at her tablet.

Is it any wonder they have no social skills.

This makes no sense, targeted games is guaranteed money, things like Senran Kagura or DOAX3, its shit that's guaranteed to sell cause its being aimed at a specific group.

I remember this, most of those are goons.

how about something like this

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l-lewd

not exactly cute lewds, but I found this while searching for reference images. Danielle in this pose, but with only one hand holding up the fabric, resulting in it exposing one of her big breasts. A pic that would let you emphasize here breasts and hips

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One of the reasons I was hoping for Sanders vs Trump is because I would love to see Holla Forums do an about-face when the gorillionaires and corporations inevitably threw all their weight on Trump's side.

Mostly offtopic but this might be more retarded than usual even by the standards of Cracked clickbait.

archive.is/kV1MS
archive.is/Y3yty

Screencaps of comments from someone on reddit:
imgur.com/a/mTToo

I don't know why that makes me bad.

Woodworking is such a beautiful hobby, the things people make is just amazing.

How dull and dead inside must a person be to find any of those activities boring

How pathetic do you have to be to get Gilda to go full smug and look down on you?

well….

That "article" would qualify.

These fucking people make the desks you use, the bed you sleep in and the chairs you sit on

what the fuck

If thats the case, self esteem is the software and education is the parts. You need to get better software since yours sucks, and you need better parfs than gender studies.

This feels like it's been written by someone who has no passion in their life. While some of those hobbies are not my cup of tea, I can see the idea of crafting, creating, visiting new places, seeing new sights, and trying to do things as a group being well liked.

It is not hard to understand their draw and what kind of fool would use 'being poor' as an excuse? The idea of crafting something new from old things is endearing if you are careful about it.

This is the most jaded thing I've read in a very long time.

Imagine being so devoid of fun and enjoyment that you write something like that. And then to add a bullshit racial element to it.

Board games are a white people thing? I thought Blacks was kangz and invented that shiet? :^)

a hundred thousand years in photoshop

I meant to put chess/board games

Fuck.

Heh. You sure thats shooped, looks so real.

Man I remember when I was a kid, my family didn't have a lot of money, my pops would make us toys with all sort of stuff, I loved the shit out of those little toys.

Hell I remember one time he needed some surgery on his eye but at the same he had promised me a bicycle, don't ask me where from but he brings home this rusty ass frame and two tires and with one eye he fixed that fucker up, I used that bike for years.

Like I don't know how anyone can say that wanting to create is a bad thing like that.

But you know, I'm not some asshole devoid of any joy in their life.

For my birthday my nephew and neice made home made cards for me, working really hard to fill them with hand drawn pokemon because 'unca user' likes video games. I still have the cards on my desk.

Most cultures had something that was played on a board or with pieces, not just white europeans like that social justice drone thinks in the article.

Hell, doesn't chess have some history with the middle east?

The blacks comment was a joke, but yes, the game of chess has numerous similar varieties across multiple cultures. Arabic cultures the strongest similarities, like user said.

Yeah actually, iirc there was a story that the guy who invented it tricked a middle eastern king into giving him an insane amount of grain as a reward for developing it.

The idea was that on the first square you put 1 grain, on the next you put 2, then 4, then 8, 16, 32, etc. until all 64 of the squares were accounted for. This would have bankrupted the king many times over, so depending on the version he either invited the guy to marry in as royalty, or became furious and had him executed.

Reminds me of the story where one was to be executed but the king felt generous, so he told the subject to give him a statement and if that statement was a truth he would be beheaded and if it was a lie he would be hanged. The subject made his statement and walked away a free man. What was the statement?

I will be hanged

This is another one that's been traced through a thousand cultures.

Some variations have a knight at a bridge, a troll in a swamp, what have you.

hurr he am say "this statement is false" Or nothing. Both are retarded, and both work

That's a classic riddle:

"You will hang me"

It generates a logical paradox because he can't be hanged unless he is lying, so if he is to be hanged then he can not be hanged.

but now the true question: does he get hung then beheaded, or does he get neither?

The original wording was along the lines of "You will die by beheading/hanging", so that meant that the consequences would be mutually exclusive.

He can't be hanged or beheaded, so within the confines of the scenario nothing can happen to him without the king issuing additional commands.

The game that was the ancestor to chess was from India, then spread to the middle east, then to Europe and China a bit later.

And it makes the race-baiting even more bizarre because of course in actual poor countries people are more likely to make stuff themselves or expend a lot more effort to repair things for obvious reasons. The lines between "hobby" and "craft" are blurred and only exist at all because of industrialization, missing that indicates a ridiculous lack of perspective.

The difference between. Hobby and craft is if the focus is enjoyment or profit respectivly.

One of the hedge fund managers speaking at a conference for hedge fund managers outright plugged Bernie and specifically Communist government because of something about them having the tools to deal with economic upheaval.

This seems stupid until you realize that certain people might count on communism never reaching the ideal that starry eyed idealists dream of and instead going to the dictatorship where everything is controlled by a select group of people.

Here I am, three hours late.

Saved for when someone REALLY fucks up.

How about the both of them using the GG time machine to snoop on Nixon?

Got a lot of shit done today, anons.
Cleaned the garage, and finally repaired the electric stove in my garage (got it for free) so I could move it into the kitchen..

I had to move the old unit out of the kitchen, a behemoth whirlpool all-metal electric stove and microwave combo unit (the microwave had broken, which is why I planned to replace it) that probably weighs over 500 lbs. I placed it at the curb since it's bulk-waste weekend. Some scrappers took it within 5 minutes.

The old stove was easy as fuck to move by comparison, and it works perfectly. Running the clean cycle now, so I ordered pizza. I don't really have the money, but I think I earned it.

You mean like every other "communist" nation out there?

TOP BOOGIEMAN H8chan strikes again.

Civil war will be Stan Lee last Cameo

Yes, that is the point. They can count on it because that is what happened to every other country that tried communism.

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They've already filmed Dr Strange and stuff like that buddy.

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Well, I guess we're confirmed for Hitler again.

im….. im ok with that

I thought we were worse than Hitler for disagreeing with radical feminist politics?

You know, I was going to just not care about Boston Salt Party 2.0, but Bethesda brought this shit on themselves.

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We are user

Hitler 2.0 > Hitler

i got a copy for free before you try that >buying bethesda games shit on me

We are literally hitler 2 electric boogaloo. My favorite part is the sticky so Bethesda mods must be that asshurt about shitposters they blame a boogeyman. Must also suck to know they do it for free.

Technically Heil Hitlerchan, but I don't think anyone cares enough for that to become an overarching theme when it comes to banners.

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Good job user. All I did was primer 2 coats in a narrow closet. You are more impressive

The only way communism could work is with a machine in charge and even then, we would be looking at the matrix, ghost in the shell or blade runner if the machine becomes intelligent or gets hacked.

Wait, stan is dead?

No, he just said in an interview this will be his last cameo

I like the salt parties. It's sort of like gamers giving these companies that do this viral marketing bullshit a giant middle finger. These companies have sort of been walking around social media and shilling and have zero risk. Now, not only do you guys shit up social media with spoilers, but you make the whole thing unsafe.

Look at how the salt parties make social media unsafe. They go from being some publisher friendly thing where the owner of the site will usually delete negative reviews for some bullshit reason, to having the shilling right alongside massive spoilers.

Seeing this shit on Steam makes me happy. Steam is shit, they love to delete negative discussion of a game, because they have a huge conflict of interest between people buying the game and bringing them info about the game. Not to mention, while Steam now has refunds and it's not as bad, it's still a platform where most gamers have a ton of games in their libraries they barely ever played. But my point is that Valve has nothing to lose by making games seem better than they are and getting people to buy them. In fact, their worst case scenario is they give money back as a refund and they lose nothing. And I would really be surprised if every single person who was disappointed with a game got a refund. It's not like it's an advertised feature or anything.

But the spoilers make the whole social media thing somewhat unsafe. And that's how it should be. It sort of sucks that gamers have to resort to posting spoilers, but I think it's an effect of having negative opinions of games being censored and deleted so much. I really don't blame them. Making shit unsafe for businesses is a really good way to fuck with them. It worked with disnod and maybe people can make it work with their bullshit viral astro turfing marketing they do on social media.
sorry for no fun, this shit is hilarious to me even if I'm all serious

God bless mark
also, dat vola link to the dlc

We're the "culture jammers" all the McInjoshes of the world wishes they were.

Did fallout 4 have deneuvo? Because I can see my dad asking me to torrent it, and yeah, I will but I could probably deter him from installing it if it frigs with his harddrive

Not that i know of

Nah, it's the same shitty copy protection they've used with all their previous games, as far as I know.

pfft, really? Wow, thats pathetic.

You act surprised, they are still using fucking gamebryo, adding DLC is still the exact same as it was with morrowind's expansions, i mean, goddamn, its a guilty pleasure but shit, its just lazy

Well, you can't really expect Bethesda to actually spend money on the tech. Creation Engine is just a reskinned Gamebyro, and they themselves admit that they just use the modding tools to make the games. I don't think they even employ any actual programmers.

People who defend this new "it's not censorship, it's localization" are shit

SHIT

Just point out Steven Universe and ask if that was an acceptable form of "localization."

Okay, gonna need source on this.

This guy pisses me off to no end. Bad things need to happen to him.

Ask them how they would localize something for a Muslim country.

he is retarded as hell
I love how all the goons and neofags are flipping shit because this is the first time they have heard of Vagina bones

He's riding the high of reaching 3 digits worth of likes.

And they always work the same way. It won't matter how many times you explain the joke to them, they'll just keep pretending they didn't hear you and keep laughing through their tears and beards. These people need to die.

Yhey need to continuosly fall down an up escalator without rails.

t goon

It's great, they're so preoccupied with holding the "moral" high ground that they can never tell when someone's taking the piss. It's always "I will belittle you for any stupid thing you say, even if it's tongue-in-cheek." Makes for some pretty good schadenfreude.

It was on Bloomberg. From a meeting of Hedge fund managers called the Skybridge Alternatives Conference. I found one article mentioning the preference for communist over capitalists, but not the full endorsement of Bernie Sanders.

archive.is/NcmPz this at least has part of it, but I couldn't find the rest and Bloomberg is a cancerous site that runs like shit because of all the ads and videos on it.

Love it.

Alright, I'll look more into it, thanks.

Actually, I just got the page. I am an idiot, I should have just learned the name of the conference and then searched that. Apologies.

archive.is/UUrjj

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archive.is/VVkQU

Its reality that's the real nightmare.

Archive, I don't believe it.

Kickstarter: Where nostalgia goes to die.

If they're already remaking the damn game, why kickstart it?
They clearly already have the money.

archive.is/rEn3H

Let's take butter sticks, wrap them in glitter paper and label it white chocolate remastered. I'm sure people will love it. Everybody likes white chocolate.

So is it gonna be a non-violent game where you try to beat SHODAN in chess so she stops murdering people?

Bored bored bored bored __bored__

Can't vidya, PS3 ded. Hung out with friends but got rained out. Already fapped. Nothing in #GG triggering my interest tonight.

Halp.

look at this acidman
you'll have fun

Thats not fun. Thats not fun at all. And I hope it fails. Something big has to fall to stop the kikestart train, and this would be perfect.

Fag again. Fuck it. Here's a challenge. Beat your high score for fapping in a single day. I bet you can't do it!

Here's something to get you going.

g.e-hentai.org/g/829331/a478f0db8b/

Sorry, *fap* again.

I doubt it will. I'm seeing another 2 million thrown at it for no reason and then something gets shit out, it's praised to high heaven and nothing changes.
so as is usual
This is why the Japanese games industry is superior.

I don't think they understand meme jokes.

This is why bkub is superior

twitter.com/mombot/status/731989677146669056?lang=en

Still don't get it.

Did I miss a thread on /fit/?

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It's the way goons tend to argue.

Some guy got so salty at people spoiling Fallout 4 dlc that he told his friends Holla Forums was doing it to get people to stop.

It gets really pathetic how 9volt explicitly gets bots to favorite and retweet his shit in addition to messaging his goon friends to do so as well. He says it is silly to get mad about people censoring stomach definition, but he is the fag that spent the entirety of mother's day shitting on mombot and other people who claimed to be women he did not like. How pathetic do you have to be to do that? How does he justify prudes censoring bikinis so obviously while acting like that is the mature opinion?

At least I had a reason to spend mother's day shitposting because I am an orphan and my mother in law hates me.

I'm pretty sure we were doing it, if the salt party thread was any indication.

Yes, but a lot of other people are doing it. MY point though is that someone got so salty he alerted his friends the big mean Holla Forums did it and said friend made a thread that got stickied by bethesda mods who are mad at Holla Forums. In short, it just generated more salt.

I gave up trying to understand goons. I think they're literally mentally damaged. Healthy people don't behave like they do. Healthy functional adults don't do this shit.

>g.e-hentai.org

I used to have some thing in firefox that would auto let me in but it got disabled for some reason and I can't re-activate it.

jesus fucking christ why is it so hard for you retards
fucking simple
if you still get a panda clear your poopy data then log into gehentai again

I can. I have that page bookmarked from long ago, before I could into sad panda.

exhentai.org/g/700624/d4ce20eb83/

may as well just kill yourself now newfag

There's a server side thing that has to happen to upgrade your account to be sadpanda-enabled.

Even if you do everything right with your browser data, it won't just work. You actually have to do some shit on e-hentai and wait a certain amount of time to get your account upgraded. Then it will work.

I never pursued it until a few months ago. Sue me.

Why do we have to bully everyone? Why can't we get along and no bully? We need a world with no bully.

twitter.com/MarcheWasRight/status/732067515069648897

You are always able to mine the most salt. I always look forward to the day you will manage to make an entire company so asshurt they block their fans who asked them questions and shit talked them too. Aksys salt was the best.

Marche I found you a waifu. Enjoy.

Marche can't fuck her, she's like 6 inches tall.

On that note, all of us working together would make for a god-tier social media team.

If Holla Forums members ever decides to be productive and open up their own studio and/or localization team, there's no shortage of talent for the twitter front.

Fucking Gadget man…

I watched Rescue Rangers as a kid. I didn't end up a furry, but I did end up loving mechanic girls.

That would be funny to see. I love how the sonic PR guy is a shitposter expert who doesn't care if he offends people.

touch it

I have vague memories of Rescue Rangers. I was very young when it was on. I remember they had a blimp or something with plungers for legs.

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To be honest I couldn't tell you the plot of a single episode. I just remember the character designs and the theme song.

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But Katsu said there was room for all shapes and sizes in her boob harem.

The comic only emo mouse was kinda cute. but Peg was unf material

Heh.

Would you a gerbil?

Did mercedes ever see that?

No idea.

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Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

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You're a lovely and horrible person

Link for easy download: dl4.volafile.io/get/aYgVPpwIw67nj/bostonsaltparty2.mp4

>>>/tophat/5
Dump ideas here so the thread doesn't get cluttered.

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That is beautiful you magnificent faggot.

That is a good birthday present. I'll never need salt again.

I went to bed laughing last nite. 2016 will go down as the saltiest year

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Webm form.

It's going to be a hard year to top. That's for damn sure.

and thin
THERE ARE MORE DLCS ON THE WAY

I dunno, between boston salt party 1 and playasia last year, we got some competition. Trump will cement it though.

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Every time I see an ork, all I can think about is how it perfectly captures the Holla Forums spirit in some autistic way. We all exist to infight and bully each other over small shit while occasionally uniting to laugh at faggots.

Unrelated, but I started watching duckman again and go to the PC comedy episode only to realize that is what SJW have become today and find funny.

Well, #GG is sort of the epitome of an IRL application of a WaaaAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!

IF WEZ ORKZ, WHAT IZ THOZE FILTHY SJWSEZ?

The tau. Greater good and all.

THEY'Z A GAGGLE'A FOOKI'N 'UMIES AND TAU WOTS THINK DEYZ GOT T'INGZ ALL FIGYA'D OUT.

SO THEY IZ.

down to treating those under them as slaves. What would normalfags be? I imagine regular imperial citizens who can be merciless necrons when pissed off.

Eldar cuz dey be puny panzies.

Maybe dey be sum o' dem 'umies who like dem fish 'eads insted of dem beakies.

I could see that, but they love "for the greater good" and treating those they conquered like slaves. Tau work. And they lack the "beauty" to be space elves.

I MEANZ THINK ABOUTZ IT. WEZ GOT DIGGA BOYZ, WEZ GOT VIDBOYZ, WEZ GOT STREEMBOYZ, AND WEZ GOT DRAWBOYZ. HOW FOOKIN' ORKZY IZ DAT?! WE EVEN GOTZ AN EE-LEET POOFBOY IN DIS MOB 'O OURZ, MILO AND HIZ STOMPY POWER-BOTTOM.

AYE, BUT WEZ GOT NO LEADERS BECAUSE WEZ ALL THE STROGEZT BIGGEZT. FOR YA

The Orc speak is reminding me of WE WUZ KANGZ

'''AND ME WISHEZ ME READZ OVER WHAT ME TYPED FOR ERROZ.

Iz gettin bullied part o' ur plan? Ur a big nob.

buggar. Feel free to bill me you gitz.

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Oh hey, ashe show wrote an article about how harvard is closing down all singular sex groups in its university. Needless to say, the sororities are pissed that their actios have concequences and that they don't like being treated as equals to men.

archive.is/jE0IY

It's always the same fucking buzzwords with these people.

Wait…are their seriously no Fraternities and Sororities at Harvard now? Did they close down the Phoenix and Porcellian clubs too?

Mark has quit as head mod of Holla Forums

twitter.com/MarkM447/status/685225022005231616

Go and quit life faggot!

You ain't kidding user.

Boy, I dunno.
Examine the article more closely, and ask Showe.

No.
I hate this.
Shut up.

I'm gonna archive those tits later

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Wait till they learn that congress passed a bill that basically drafts women too in time of war. And then watch them cry.

Wonderful

Who will ever oppose america to make this necessary? Todays and possibly future wars will never require an amount of menpower to make it necessary to draft women that don't want to be drafted. Fat tumblrs and those chicks that pretend that twitter gave them PTSD will never be forced to joint the military, let alone a combat unit.

It might mean that not wearing a hijab and going against muslim culture is empowering but I'm 99% thats not what they call empowerment

True, but they won't think of that first. They would panoc as if they somehow are fit enough to serve. If a woman wants to be in the military, fine, but know the downside of serving. Its not at all starship troopers. Its more any ntr female warrior turns happy sex slave by the villians. Have an article and a cute pic to wash the thought of ntr from ya.

Did some dyke seriously admit that they hijacked feminism for their LGBTBBQ bullshit that even the gay community hates?

Did you miss that french woman say that the american lesbian hijacked feminism?

Yeah, but this is the first time I've seen a lesbian actually admit to it. It's like the past six months have been these people doing an evil laugh and yelling "YOU FOOLS, THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG!"

Fucking sexists!!!

IT'S NOT THE CURRENT YEAR!

I'm probably slow as fuck with this, but.
archive.is/jRPNV

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wow he sure showed us

Vox knew about the Tingle/Quinn connection, he'd thought it be hilarious

And we all know she would make the acceptance speech about herself and her half-assed even for Twine "games."

the whole thing is pretty much it doesnt even matter who he is or what he does the fact he is up for nominations for those books are enough to prove the point of how dumb the hugos are

I just want them to no award all the categories, or most of them.

Like have 12 or some shit no awards, just show how far you're willing to go scorched earth because people don't agree with you.

They'll probably do what they did last year and give a token award, boo it when it's announced, then turn around and tell the internet "IT'S NOT RIGGED, THIS ONE PUPPIES NOMINATION GOT THE VOTE!"

Which just feeds the rabids more, 2017 awards will be nothing but anti SJWs.

No one ever said SJWs were smart. They like to pretend that they're master manipulators, but they've proven time and again that the only reason they think so is because they do nothing but yell over people pointing out their mistakes on the internet.

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twitter.com/MarcheWasRight/status/732138079620751361

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Source? Too cropped to get reverse image search.

LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING CRACKERS CARVING WOOD

HMMMM

Fucking idiot.

Why do idiots still visit these websites? Nobody cares about your comments, but you are giving them clicks.

exhentai.org/s/d151d8b0c1/926666-1

h-hello?

WHORE
DELETE THIS

Do those doujins include her shaggy butt hair?

YES

does OL have butthair?

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In my mind OL is perfectly groomed, but honestly she probably stopped caring long ago.

no, I imagine she shaves it hoping one day a man will get to see her work, but years later she's still shaving, still hoping.

I like this better.

Speaking of the Hugos, check out the Nebula awards and the fuckers at Mashable bragging about a circlejerk award. archive.is/6h7Xr

And we're 13 pages in, we need a baker.