PRESS BRIEFING #15 WITH SEAN "IF I WANTED YOUR WAIFU I'D TAKE OUT THE TRASH" SPICER

Can't wait.

Wew lad you're in for a comfy ride.

Highlights was when Sean was asked if mass deportation was the goal, and he tactfully ended up answering that "Law is law." and if you're here illegally you're already breaking the law. The other was when he lowkey admitted President Trump wants to further investigate into the Holocaust.

I'm at work cuckchan. Spoiler your lewds.

reported, this isn't your dumping ground cuckchan

Fam…

I do too, but it's a family business so nobody cares as long as I'm getting work done.

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This has never been a board for porn in any form. Again, this is why these threads are becoming a problem.

Reported for reporting.

It's not against the rules, either, and it's not detracting from the thread. We're just hanging out until the Spice flows.

I bet you also don't even know Spicer cosplayed Gundam you newfag.

Holla Forums isn't porn but if you get caught browing it at your job you're probably going to have problems with H.R. or other types of faglords.

It is against Holla Forums Holla Forums board social mores. If you don't know that then you are a recent migrant and desperately have to go back.

We usually use spoilers user. We're not Holla Forums.

Okay buddy.

Alright, fair enough. I'd consider spoiling at least polite, if not necessary.

>>>Holla Forums is two doors down.

Fuck you.

Lurk more fag.

Trump is undermining the messaging

Already a thread about it user.

Sextuples confirm best waifu

Ready for more media bullying

Thanks, mates.

ya, but I thought the statement made by the (((Media))) was relevant here at least as relevant as animu no matter how kawai
Trump is breaking down the narrative and they are admitting it. They think they control what people think and say it's our job and Trump along with Sean the spiceman Spicer are showing the people rabbit holes left and right

I mean I guess but it already has it's own thread, and the whole joke about anime is that Spicer is a weeb. That being said, it's fucking beautiful watching the narrative come crashing down.

seems like we have to find out who's the boss of this gym

I would absolutely love it if Sean addressed this head on.
>it has come the the presidents attention that some in the media think that they should be sole arbiters of what people think. By selectively omitting facts and misrepresenting facts and statements they hope to mold the minds of their viewers instead of informing them. This is what is meant by an enemy of the people. A free people should be presented with the facts and all opinions should be clearly labelled as opinions.

B-but Sean, what is the president doing about

ANTI-SEMITISM??

*tumbling

Spicer don't tease me like this.

Off-topic, but the doujin that image comes from is one of those doujins that's either degenerate as fuck, or top tier.

That's the most cunning way to ask for sauce I've seen in a while. Kudos.

It's honestly the only doujin I've seen where the girl sexually controls the guy, but doesn't flat out cuck him. In fact, the guy gets trapped in a locker, and starts to think she is cucking him right outside of it, and she plays along at first because she thinks he'll enjoy it. When she sees that it genuinely hurts him though, she brushes it off and calls him an idiot.

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Whoops.

quite frankly netorare doujins is pretty degenerate and the artist along with those enjoying it need to be lined up against a wall

It's not even NTR. Learn to read before posting.

I read your post detailing it borderlining ntr. I'm just saying in general the doujin makers that actually produce ntr and those that enjoy it need to be put against a wall

Okay on that we agree. I'm just saying this doujin in particular took it in a different direction, and it was actually somewhat nice and refreshing to see the girl actually seems to give a shit about the guy's feelings.

Stop with the spoiler text.

___________no________

Source?

First doujin is called "I want to kiss kiss kiss her!" or something to that effect. It's gimmick is the titles always have the same word three times.

WHY SO LATE?

kiss kiss kiss only gives me tons of yaoi doujins

I'm not home so I can't just look it up but I believe the artist goes by Aiko Mato.

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Is it degenerate to unironically enjoy VanDarkholme/Gachimuchi mashups?

Absolutely. I bet you still watch Forsen too. Grow up.

Courtesy of a friend.

tsumino.com/Book/Info/8915/1/im-under-her-control-control-control

Based. I would have delivered but being at work makes shit dodgy.

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Who?

yuri undertones >>>>>> shameless lewd homosexuals

It's actually #13 going by the official White House numbering system.

how do you find when these are going to start? i can never find any info they just happen.

correction, #14 shit, what day is it?

I think he's subbed to the WH jewtube channel.

i am too, i have not notification or email about …. yesterday i got one 1 minute before it went live

I wish we had both Trump and Spicer on Friday I believe

Yeah this is briefing 14 by Spicer, the last thread was mistakenly titled 14 by OP when that one was 13.

OP confirmed to be Sean "Talk of the Town" Spicer then.

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seriously though where did OP get this information? i have looked around and never found a schedule

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Yeah, I was wondering that. I had to use OPs link because I couldn't find on the Youtube channel earlier. Weird.

CAN'T WAKE UP

If Spicer likes anime this is the natural place for him. Pretty much every anime community other than chans are shitholes filled with liberal manchildren (and actual children). After Julian "International Man of Mystery" Assange outed himself to using 8ch I would totally not be surprised if people in the administration visited us.

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how did OP even find that link i was just NOW notified of the link to it via Email… Is OP truly spicy!?

Actually my waifu is more pure than Rei. Here's a bonus 3dpd Asuka tho.

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Dubs redeem you from Reifaggotry, very nice 3dpd Asuka can i keep her user?

Sure, it's all yours, my friend.
And since I'm in a red head mood..

10 minutes?!?

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those mammaries

stream says "beginning shortly" so maybe 1 PM EST not 1:30

I know right?

When you've nutted, but Sean is still spicin…

I think it's obvious at this stage.

TIME TO GET COMFY

And people keep asking why these things are posted in advance? Sran can't shitpost and prep for press lynching at the same time fellas.

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STREAM IS LIVE

I know it hasn't flat out been confirmed but I want to believe so bad.

The chick who got chivalrously defended yesterday is getting all gussied up for Sean.

IT'S TIME

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

its on niggers

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I love how redpilled the normalfags in the chat are. We are the new culture.

TIME FOR THE SPICE

Good, the Sec of State is going to explain to the beaners they had better cooperate or else.

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PAR-NEIGHBOR TO THE SOUTH
Mexico BTFO.

What does it actually mean when they say shit like "on the hill"?

Always thought it was a term for the White House.

Capitol hill.

HERE WE GO

also
lel

SPICE IN 30 MINUTES

It's in motion in DC?

HE'S ALREADY HERE

its on right now retard

capitol hill, which is where congress meets

It's on now.

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>>>/hwndu/
>>>/cuckchan/

MUH TRANNIES

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Trannys better get BTFO soon.

Oh boy here we go

== MUH TRANSGENDER RESTROOMS == don't these faggots have anything to talk about

heh

1st question is on tranny bathrooms.
HARD HITTING REPORTING!

kike plz.

heh

TRANSGENDER BATHROOMS

fucking hell lads

Couldn't even restrain the faggotry for the fifth or sixth question

God fucking bless

Fuck. I know Trump is president but that doesn't mean EVERYTHING has to be ahead of schedule.

Why? This affects

fuck me

tranny legislation is "stalled"
oh, Sean

Pence.
Get the cables.

Man, how can we live without the msm when they focus on such important issues? Can't wait until they get fucked hard.

CALLING IT BEFORE IT HAPPENS

>BUT MUH ANTISEMITISM

Okay sweetie~

The questions just get dumber and dumber.

We need a lugenpresse bingo sheet for Spicy press briefings.

WASHINGTON BTFO

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Wasn't one already made?

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Someone suggested a drinking game but I don't feel like nearly dying almost every day of the week.

I love how Sean chuckles his way through explaining this elementary shit to these hacks.

CHECKED

Which stream are you watching, the official stream has chat locked.

Anti semitism questions coming after this

youtube.com/watch?v=QuuXMTSjUes

Claimed

WE ARE BOOTING COMMUNISTS, IT'S NOT ABOUT TRUST, IT'S ABOUT THEM BEING COMMUNISTS

Is it just me or does Spice seem angry? He keeps snapping back answers.

He has the patience of a saint to deal with this.

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Doesn't Sean like mecha?
I remember he took a picture with a Gundam cosplayer once.

Thank you, user.

These fuckers need the rope.

He's extra-spicy today.

He's always snappy. Someone has to whip these faggots into shape.

(((Margret)))

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SPICE LEVELS ARE INCREASING

I love how he cuts people off when they start to speculate.

Why tho?

They're called leading questions. He's spotting them a mile away.

Bitch you're the one asking the question.

Stereo?

Why do they all ask the same questions every day expecting a different answer?

He's a man who can walk and chew gum at the same time

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He's still too nice.
Wish he'd emulate Trump a little more.

I can't believe the first position was so close to 1.488*10^n
thanks kek

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In case one mealts from the residual spiciness.

Their job is to interrogate people. That's what they;re paid for.

In case the first one breaks. It's common to have a ready backup.

Why did it start early today? I almost missed it.

Nobody gives a shit about what Hollywood thinks you dumb whore.

What a shitty question.

Who cares?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RETARD? WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING OSCARS?

FOR FUCKS SAKE

MUH OSCARS
MUH STREEP

Only Trump can emulate Trump user.

keep him back there where he belongs

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MUH HOLLYWOOD

What the fuck do they think they are? The priest class?

They;re shitty jesters that entertain for a living.

absolute madman

HEY

Are we going to have a desiganated shitposting thread for the Democratic Leadership Debate tonight? I hope so.

is that the kike that got BTFO by Trump?

Oy

Is that the same one President Trump chewed out?

I legitimately thought the Oscars already happened. It feels good being so disconnected from pedowood.

How long will he have to hold these press briefings?

Every day of the week for the next eight years.

fug

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PEDOWOOD BTFO

(check'd)
I thought that too

what time is it?

Me too, actually.

No, he's going to go on about why everything is fucked and how he's not able to do anything about it.

WHY DO THEY KEEP ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS?

Nice expect more exec orders in the upcoming weeks.

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SEVERAL ORDERS IN THE PIPELINE

They can't do anything else.

It's nine hours from right now.

Fuck I thought this would start at 1:30, not 1. I missed Spice's intro!

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Oh shit they brought up the tweet about liberals organizing angry crowds.

WHO MAKES THE PIPES!?

I could be wrong, but I think he blew out #27.

damn 11 PM eastern? you sure?

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(((PROFESSIONAL PROTESTORS))) BTFO

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this meant for

COME ON NAME DROP SOROS

We haven't had a government this redpilled since the 20's.

LEFT WING MEDIA WHORE SQUADS

GOD DAMNIT SEAN GO AN HOUR LATER PLEASE

SPICE LEVELS RISING

you mean

FAKE NEWS?

That's a false narrative

>Yes, they are fake news

It's a false narrative.

BTFO

SPICED

He wants to call it fake new so badly.

CHILL OUT WITH THE ANTI-SEMITISM GUYS!

No, 10pm et. CNN is hosting.

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its made for NEETs, by NEETs
this is my first live Spice stream
because I had class every other time

SOROS SHILLS GETTING BTFO

Not gonna watch.
Not gonna watch.

Why live?

Yeah sure he's making it up you fucking retard.

thanks user

They're projecting their lying habits

Holy shit he's getting SPICY

;_;, user
;_;

AGAIN WITH TRANNYS

MUH TRANNY BATHROOMS AGAIN

TRANNY BATHROOM NARRATIVE IS THE NEW SCRIPT

It's not a priority.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BATHROOMS

It's pretty easy to find a live stream for CNN on YouTube. Whatever. Don't pretend you don't want to shitpost along to the shitshow that will be the Democratic Leadership debate.

That .02 percent of the country user

NO MORE PERVERTS

Today must be fag bathroom day.

I'm glad they keep repeatedly asking about tranny bathrooms. It'll just be like everything else they keep trying to shill, and the common people will get sick of it.

for fuck sake, why do you waste time on mental patients

Has that bitch always done that with her tranny shit? I havent seen the Press Briefings since the first week beside yesterday and today

Will the oscars have tranny bathrooms? Let's ask the WH press secretary on this very important issue.

False flag confirmed?

Why does a creature with such a nice rack have to be a tool of the jews?

You mean the Democrat voter base? What else would the media concern itself with?

claimed

Nah that's everyday.

At least these fags aren't asking about "muh anti-semitism"

FUCKING WHY? WE'RE ACROSS AN OCEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Will we hear this whining about every group except straight white males for 4 years?

*yet

Look at that slouch, Jesus. Sit with dignity you lefty bitch.

Muh anti trannyism instead

MUH WOMEN'S RIGHTS

..why? We're not really involved with that.

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TRANNYS ARE HANDICAPPED

enjoy those linebacker's shoulders
probably was a swimmer tbh

Manlets, when will they learn?

Spicer is a strong, strong man to be dealing with this bullshit.

last day of trump's administration in 8 years spicer's gonna suicide bomb that whole room

>"So are you saying they're all there with fake anger?"

weeeeeeeeeew

what do you use to make gifs so quickly you madman?*

I have to say, this is an ill fitting suite that Spicer wears. Looks like 2 sizes to big.

Waste of money.

He's a big guy, user.

Get the fuck out Ahmed

gotta have extra room for spice expansion

Every presser thread so far has at least one (1) making some stupid comment on Spicers suit/tie. Gtfo.

That fucker never heard of "Trust but Verify". It's a really simple concept.

Nice gif

its easy bro! blog.bahraniapps.com/gifcam/

Yeah I never got why someone filed a lawsuit for discrimination against white males.

Dude, look at the arms and the collar. It doesn't fit.

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Dude, filtered.

T-thanks.

He's not wrong. There's way too much slack in the arms.

Milo has arrived

Maybe it's Trump's old suit?

Its like poetry.

Those judges all need to be purged.

That would make sense.

Will the lugenpresse mention milo pedo shit?

Someone give this man a quick rundown

Pls no. I'm so sick of fucking Milo.

Isn't that a cuckchan meme?

Nah he's a nobody.

THERE'S A RAT BEHIND YOU!

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They came through Mexico, they can take them back

What the fuck are they on about?

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I really wish he would just fucking answer the DACA question for once

I sure as fuck hope so.

Patience user. He can't reveal too soon that DACA is dead.

Never tell your enemy what you are planning. That's War 101.

he can't let them know those DACA kids are all getting gassed yet

THANK YOU SPICE

Wow that was much shorter then normal.

LUGENPRESSE CUCKED AGAIN

WHAT?!??!

NO QUESTIONS ABOUT ANTISEMITISM!??!

Fucking disgusting

fug that was too short

Of course not, the narrative was tranny bathrooms today.

NOOOOOOOO SPICE DON'T LEAVE US

Not really, since most who say it don't even know what the fuck it means.

Those last minute questions they throw out are pretty low energy now.

Nope, that was yesterday's narrative.

is the Lügenpresse already being whipped into shape?

Dreamers are already being detained. They're just trying to get the administration to admit but the fact is dhs and ice are operating within their full perameters which will allow them to go after daca tacos.

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Make the gas red or purple for spice colour.
The Spiceman also needs a mask.

DACA is unconstitutional, it is an implementation of law that the legislature never passed. DACA is based on the DREAM Act which Congress has refused to pass for over a decade now. Obama said "fuck you I'm going to implement it anyways" which is a gross overstepping of executive authority. Obama should have been impeached over it, but the GOP are fags and had no will to go after him.

This was the most low energy conference by far. The Lügenpresse seem to be too tired of being spiced so they aren't even trying to make things get spicy.

This. The Republicans would never impeach "muh first slave president" over anything, including the federal crime of forging a government document (the birth certificate that was posted on the white house website).

This will happen.
Screenshot this post.

DACA was a lazy nigger's declaration that he wouldn't enforce the law.

Also
There was a attempt.jpg

Yeah and then preceded to go in the news circuit to cry about muh anti-semitism.

It went further than that, it created systems/protocols for processing illegal immigrants so they could qualify for citizenship down the road. It was absolutely 100% unconstitutional and he should have been impeached for it. As I said the GOP are just as much in the bag as the Dems and that is why he never was.

Aw man. I thought I was here in time, but I missed it. Oh well.

No it's not at all you fucking puritan faggot.
Holla Forums is not a SFW board. Fucking deal with it.

Learn to read before posting, retard.

Checked.
4U

Sauce?

You're clearly new here. As he said, it's not a rule to not spoiler NSFW content but it's etiquette here. It's expected of people. This isn't cuckchan Holla Forums you refugee.