Charts like these

Does anyone have any other charts like pic related?

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1st pic was pretty funny. Is there one for smash bros?

Pretty sure it exists, i don't have it though.

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I have this one.

That's amazingly accurate

These are never funny. They always go for dumb, low-hanging fruit strawman like "HURR DURR only Genwunners like Mewtwo" or "Only Furries play Lucario"

Luigi is a better character than Mario and it's not even a contrarian thing. It's just a fact.

you got me

got me

got me again


:(

I love not giving a fuck.

why does he say "Where are my fingers" for the glock?

anyone have a description for Bayonetta players?

Fags that enjoy playing the "non nintendo" character to stand out.

They either identify with it, making them gay as fuck, or they just have a weird obsession with hot moms.

sheeet, she has a child?

No, but she looks like a hot mom

Plays it to gather the immense amount of salt from other smash players.
He does god's work and exudes an aura that scares away tryhards, but is a tryhard himself.

Well, i suppose that sums me up pretty well. Charge Smashes are the shit

I feel like a lot of these are off. just from going to several tournaments for melee, P:m, and smash 4. I can safely say 99% of peach players are gay. It's well known in the community that every peach player except armada is gay.

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that's me I guess..

Doesn't it have something to do with the top part coming back at 800 mph and smashing your finger off if you're holding it wrong when you fire?

I just like to hit things hard and watch people fly away. And the look on my friends' faces when I can actually avoid their shitty move of the week as Dedede is priceless.

didnt she have consensual sex by Dante in the misionary position?

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I used to roll a female night elf hunter and I was completely unaware of this stereotype until now.


I have two CZ-75's. It's the most popular law enforcement handguns for a reason and I can assure you that I'm too humble to be a special snowflake, I swear on the last three digits of my post being a prime number.


I main Zelda and this describes me perfectly although I have never played Project M.

This was made by a Nessfag wasn't it?

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snowflake detected

It's scary sometimes how accurate these things can be.

Well they got me there.

This image might not go out as expected.
Not mine.

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holy shit.

jojomind

Heh.

Now why isn't there one for this?

Wait,is it at the same time?
I see it at the same time.
Who do you main by the way

DKR is just MK64 for hipsters.

I wish someone would update this for the new characters, and fix some of the descriptions.
People quit matches when they run into them, for fuck's sake. Spam city.
Either freakishly good or taunt-spamming scrubs, never in-between
Same as Falcon players, but with the added veneer of try-hards that picked her up because muh best character

not quite 30 yet but everything else suits me

what if I, you know, think her float mechanic is fun and love zoning with turnips?

Yeah fucking right, Diddy players are tier whores who never adapted after the nerfs.

…he isn't even a good character.

Sometimes that's accurate. Other times he's a For Glory tard who will do nothing but spam boomerang and dash attack. Which beats the sort of scrubs that actually play For Glory, but won't do much against anyone with any actual fighting game skill at all.

Personally, I prefer Falco to Fox because of DAT DRILL but whatever. Smash 4 Falco is terrible anyway and pales in comparison to the PM and Melee versions.

I have experience with G&W players, and I can say from that experience that they're the sorts of players who will learn their character inside and out so that they'll always have the best option at all times. In PM, that means incredibly effective chain grabbing and combos into 9 all day; expect them to have an even number Judge ready when you're offstage (fun fact: all even numbered Judge results are super effective off stage; most launch straight sideways, one of them spikes). In Sm4sh, that means WINDBOX ABUSE TO THE MAX. JESUS CRIST, THEY WILL BEND YOU TO THEIR WILL WITH WINDBOXES.

There's another tier of these guys as well: people who actually know how to play Samus. In stark contrast to her 64 counterpart, a good Samus in PM, Melee, or Sm4sh can EASILY 0-to-death you if you're not ready for their tricks.

The rest of this is scary accurate.

no user

Kinda sad, tbh fam

If you have any of your fingers above the top part behind the gun when it fires they will get fucked since it recoils back, and it's a big gun so most people will naturally want to grip it with as much surface area as possible.

What would be a good "fourth" vehicle to add in a new DKR game? My vote is for unicycle.

Is there an ASB one of these?

Try again.

Another correction for you buddy

should be

trains

hey wait
what about a vehicle like spire's transformation in metroid prime hunters
so that it goes up walls and stuff

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Is there any handgun that's actually worth a shit here or can I get the same accuracy and reliability from any of these with a mossberg shotgun?

I always played Toad in MK64 and I was a tryhard faggot. Anyone else fit the others?

I don't own any of those, but I do have one of these. What does that say about me?

You're a racist.

I don't get it, was the guy who wrote that just that assmad about fire blast or something.

Fucking kek.

Anyways the only gun I would ever even consider owning would be a Bereta Px4 Storm, purely because I'm a weeaboo and it's Canaan's gun.

That gun looks like it's trying way too hard to be SO SLEEK AND FUTURISTIC WOOOOOOOOOOOW.

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Yeah it does. The green handle model is much more tolerable looking.

OC time? OC time.

I sort of wanna make a Pokemon one, but fuck doing that.
Post your favorite Pokemon and I'll tell you what it says about who you are.

Do it.

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the internet ruined my childhood favorite so here's my second

How's homosexuality working out for you?

These things are disturbingly right,sometimes.

You're probably a pretty relaxed guy who prefers using his favorite pokemon over powerful ones. It takes a lot to upset you.


I'd bet money you're some faggot that likes Discworld.


Complete and total cunt. I bet you post on Holla Forums just to laugh at other people's misfortune.


Probably a cool guy who doesn't mind talking shit with you while you go out for drinks.


A fan of Godzilla movies.

The reasons apply at least. My main was a f-belf priest, primary alt was a f-belf mage that I eventually changed to f-troll for the racial. Obviously I was rolling f-belfs because they were the only attractive looking horde characters.

The player descriptions aren't quite up there. The worst things you could say about me are that I could be abrasive without intending it (though people wouldn't realize I didn't intend it) or that I would absolutely tell you how to play your class if your class happened to be a priest in a raid setting. OFC I was an active theorycrafter at the time and knew my shit, and it's important for the other healers to perform adequately in a raiding guild, so I'm not sorry for that at all.

I say this looking back, as I've been off now for longer than I was ever on.

I want to do something like this, but with weapons in the Souls games

Tell me your weapon of choice and in which Souls game and I'll tell you what it says about you

Give it to me straight, doc.

Ok. My all time favorite was Magic Sword "Makoto". I shouldn't need to specify the game.

You're the cunt here.

Also, that Pacman description is really accurate to a coworker who plays him.

It's a tie between this shaman and Ampharos.

Prepare to lose money, user. I have never read Discworld.

sounds like fun

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Dragon Bone Smasher, from Best Souls.

You were one of those kids who sperged out about dinosaurs and watched all of the Land Before Time movies.


I love Haunter. People who like Haunter are cunts.


It's a toss-up between a literal professional cocksucker or a /tg/fag who likes wizards.


You're the kind of guy that would pick Zangief.

I'm playing Dark Souls 1 late to the party and am in the Undead Parish. The halberd is the greatest weapon I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. It's a spear with an axe stapled to it. And it does fifty thousand points of damage to everything.

Why not?

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Land before time never came to europe, but right on the whole

100% bro material, possible /k/phile.

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Never caught my attention.

Another one from /k/ that might help you

Is that because the new pokemon are for tryhards or is it some kind of furfag thing.

A pretty average dude, but with an almost 100% chance of having masturbated to some really degenerate Misty porn before.


Yeah.

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Bring it on nigger.

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You mean there are people here who haven't?

If that is so, what was the animated dinosaur movie called "In einem Land vor unserer Zeit" I loved to watch with my cousins when I was still a kleiner Junge, user?

You're a comfy guy. You don't care about always winning but just giving it a good what for. You probably drink coffee black.


You're not a try hard. You just like good things. You enjoy classic movies.


This guy, is a bit shy. You aren't one to go all out in many things, but you do care enough to pay attention. You probably don't play with people too often as they think you're uninterested.

A complete sissyboy who probably takes it in the ass from Tyranitar players.


You are the Wario player of Pokemon, just a big fat jew that likes to bully people, but can turn on tryhard mode to stomp people's asses.


You're cooler than my dad ever was.

Corvian Greatknife

Propaganda communista i anarquista prohibida baja el regimen de nuestro padre libertador general franco.

Either way i never saw it.

You're a bit of an asshole. You're smart, but nobody cares to admit it as you flaunt it. You like finding new music, even if it's rather shit.

I dunno man, my mains not on there so I guess I don't exist? And my fallback, ZSS, doesn't really accurately describe me. I guess I go by Ike then…?

Not when I'm around

Are we talking Smash Wario player or Kart-Wario player?

I want one.
Feels poor man

sounds about right


fuck♂you

But user, I'm not cool.

DS3 - Lothric Knight Sword + Kite Shield

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You sneaky sonofabitch

Dark Souls, Falchion.

Dark Souls.
Gargoyle Halberd

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I have played against G&W players, and I can say with 100% certainty that they frighten me more than any Meta Knight tourneyfag ever could.

Kart Wario.


You're probably the kind of guy that never got invited to parties, but that's okay because you never wanted to go anyway.

Couldn't decide between the two.

Pedophile.

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Gengar but I haven't played since Leafgreen.

Safe player. You're that guy that probably plays Ryu in Street Fighter. Fundamentals are your strong point. You enjoy Classic Rock


You're a show off. Probably prefer to play with sniper rifles in FPS games.


Supreme taste. You listen to music people always want to be the guy that listens to.

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My "Makoto" build was SL11 and designed to crush low level players in pvp as brutally as possible. I would toy with them with the sword 1-handed (only 12 str so I couldn't do real damage that way) until finally two handing it and destroying them in two swings.

I also REALLY like the uchigatana moveset in DeS, the swings are clean, straight horizontal or vertical, making for easy control. They fucked it up in DaS.

I was technically just using it for fun, there are easier ways to murder. I even enjoyed the occasional encounter with someone who could actually fight back.

Completely wrong about the coffee. I rarely drink it at all but when I do it's with ridiculous quantities of creme and sugar.

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I don't watch sentai shows so you're outta luck with that guess

I want a second reading doc

Reinforced Club in DS3, Club in DS1, Mace in DeS

Porygon2

pic related.

Inb4 hipster garchompfag

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anyone got the overwatch one (yeah yeah games shit) with mei players as "hipster waifufags and trump supporters" ?

that was pretty amusing

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Oh god, I thought I was the only one to enjoy the many flavors of salt Dunsparce creates.

Why the fuck did my image turn into a Dunsparce unless clicked on.

Total bro. Probably play Mr. Bison in Street Fighter.


Hipster. Also, disguised try hard. You're self esteem is shit but you're not that intolerable. You probably listen to math metal.

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Have an SR9. It and the 9E has one flaw that needs to be addressed. You will have to replace the guide rod. I don't know why Ruger thought a plastic spring would still hold tension. This same problem applies to their compact models.

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It's a great gun and once I replaced the guide rod, I never had a jam again. Some people have had better luck and it never jammed on them at all. I can't believe their luck when mine would jam after almost every single shot. I bought the 20lb one and it fies so smooth, loads the next shot faster, and most importantly it doesn't jam.

You probably put a high value on family and hard work, but you get off to scat porn in your spare time.


A guy who's probably in his late twenties and hates his job. Wants to fuck Jesse and pull on her hair.


A quiet player, but one who brags about how good he is when he wins and doesn't stop rubbing it in.


You're a cool guy, the kind of person who sees a bug smashing shit with its face and says "yeah, that's what I like".


Like a Haunter player, but an even worse tourneyfag.


Okay, then you're probably a hipster who likes unique typing. Unironically listens to Death Grips.


The kind of guy who hotglues figurines.


A guy who's liked bug pokemon since he first played, but was always bummed out that they were terrible.


Some faggot who probably enjoyed Mass Effect 2.


A stoner who can only get off to loli ahegao.


A bad motherfucker who doesn't give a shit what you use because he's gonna do what he wants.


The kind of guy who would enjoy summoning 300 skeletons and sitting behind a wall of bones.

________furfags_________

Sorry, my image was supposed to be a Zygarde. I don't know why the fuck it turned into a Dunsparce, fucking cripplecuck.

DO IT NIGGER

all souls games i like the claymore

runner up is dragonslayer axe

An absolute degenerate, regularly masturbates to snuff porn, probably has a couple of fingers in his freezer.

Level headed guy. You're quite aggressive at times, but not excited. You lift. Listen to EDM

Land, sea, air, and naturally, space

doesn't sound too off the mark save for the EDM part, thanks m8

The entire evolution line, but if I must choose one, it'd be Typhlosion.

Moonlight Greatsword
All games

Ds1, Black Knight Sword

Turning 23 on wednesday, but other than that, very close

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Well, you're half right. Which half you guessed correctly I'll leave to your imagination.

I'm ready for my horoscope, doc.

Blood and death turns me off in porn, but I do like very large insertions that would literally destroy a woman's reproductive system.

He thinks you're a tourneyfag.

With armour like this there's no way you could hurt my feelings

The only bug types I liked before Volcarona were Pinsir, Scizor, and Heracross. Nice try though.

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From Demon's Souls to 3, she has never failed me.

Runner up is the BKUGS because god damn that is a beautiful thick blade

Did you forget your pic my lad

Yeah I just read that. It's a shame that quite a few pokemon I like are used by tourney fag. I gravitate towards smiling pokemon.

Bandit's dagger.

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you're too slow

you have an Islam personality

Tell me about myself
Why do I like the pokey-men?

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You play objective based FPS games. You probably drink black tea


Childish, but fun to play with as you're always pretty curious. You like racing games.


You're a memer. You eat a lot of sugar.


You play trading card games. You have short hair

FAGS

Bring it man.

Afraid you're wrong about the racing games thing. Thanks though.

I hate memes and I've actually cut back on a lot of my sugar consumption over the years. Something obscures your scrying.

DS1 Channeler's Trident

Your first pokemon game was Gold or Silver and you glitched multiple copies of your Typhlosion into your party so you could have an entire party of your bro.


I unironically listen to death grips, don't be so hasty.


Fan of kung-fu movies. If you don't regularly dump /fit/girl pictures here, then you definitely jerk off to them.


Hey! Me too!


A memelord who likes to pretend like he isn't.


Gengar is certainly a cool and fun pokemon, don't get me wrong, but he has always been strong competitively. It's like, part of his thing. You also want to remove kebab


You have a prickly personality and are quick to provocation.


You smoke a lot of weed and wish you lived near a dolphin cave so you could get carried off.


An elegant person who doesn't play to win. Possibly homosexual.


You're a confrontational person looking for something to challenge you.

Mostly correct, I don't drink black tea

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I do play to have fun and relax, winning sometimes makes me have more fun, but that's not the goal, just an objective for fun.

We're all alittle gay user.

8/10 scrying. Not exactly right but not completely wrong.

Good ol' Morning Star

See, quick to provocation.

You're an obnoxious faggot. Funnier than people like to admit though. You wear glasses


You probably fantasize about lynching niggers. You also hate fruity cereal, and eat toast in the morning.

I don't wear glasses but I get called cult classic
you can learn from this man 242df7

DS1
Claymore and Dragon Slayer Spear

More Smash things.

You're like

this fella, except you don't lift

Zweihander all day motherfuckers.

Also Claydol.

black knight greataxe

The tree.

I will tree-t you well.

All about style. You love DMC games. You play with snipers in FPS games

I'm really fucking impressed.

wrong game but r8 pls

Dark Souls
Chaoshander

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My choice of weapons in demon's souls was usually dual wielding a shotel and claws, or a whip and the spiked shield. But I also used a lot of other weapons designed to annoy people I invaded.

I also always wore the Old Monk's Head piece just to rub it in more

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Yep.

I wonder if there is a Melty Blood chart out there in the world.

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DaS1

Large Club best club

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Iaito

I personally want to see one for pic related.

Made you guys a PSMD chart.

I will fucking fite u cunt

Gotchu covered, fam

Gen 1 was my first
but Gen 2 was my favorite gen

Do it doc


Caestus and black knight halberd DS2

Pickaxe. Thats muy shit

Bamp

Bump again

Cel Damage did.

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I'm actually pretty straight edge but people do assume I do drugs for some reason
And I really get off to gangbang porn, so it's a decent guess in a certain way

Now this fucker is spot on

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You're a funny guy

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON


Yeah I know, it's unfortunate for me because it makes me looks like a try hard. The gastlys were the only ghosts for a while.

Im not a fucking furfag

that guy had time to spare :^)

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that's fucking scary accurate

Anyone wanna help?

My fucking negro

Who the fuck is that next to the penguin?

Sonic OC.

Bootleg crash, it's a reference to an bootleg crash toy

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Japanese bootleg crash.
Then it became popular and he got included.
If you use it you're either a cheater or the raddest kid in the block.

I remember seeing a CTR one before. I don't have it, though.

On the left a broken cursed dragon bone smasher, with a morion blade as a back ornament. Stacked with the rats ring ofcourse
Under 30% hp ALL the time

Go FUGS or go home.

yes, i know it isn't in DeS

Either overcompensating for a small dick or you subconsciously desire giant dicks.

Long story short first gen Glock's in .40S&W were made for one charge of .40S&W resulting in them grenading when people decided to use way hotter loads in them than the manual stated.

Gen2 fixed those problems.

lul wut?

Shitty chart tbh

Nigga, you ain't me


You draw, but you're not that great. You're tall and lanky


You're timid around people you like because you're actually quite sensitive. You're into chubby girls


You enjoy Japanese stuff but you're not much of a weeb. You hold alcohol well

Just fuck my shit up

I'm not the one who has a dick for a sword.

Damn right you dont. They don't call me "The Penetrator" for nothing

You're like

Dark souls

Scythe for my invader and kinda fell in love with it, his name was Biff.
Biff Rodriguez

Too bad I don't smoke.
Loli ahegao is pretty spot on.

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I give it a shot
>Pinstripe:Liked the design of a rodent mobster and rolled with him That was meNo I'm not a furry

You forgot Tiny.

Yeah I realized that after

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They're my CTR bros because I just like how they look, faggot. One's a polar bear who can drive without being a donut steel and the other just looks funny. Eat a dick.

I like Xatu

Got this one.

You have bad posture. You played WoW. Beef is your favorite kind of meat.


Try hard, but not shameless. You find fun in challenges, but not when self imposed. You like varients of prog metal

Is there a version of this that features Balrog, Vega, Sagat, Bison, Cammy, Fei Long, T.Hawk, Deejay, and Akuma?

As a Dudley main that image triggers me

Alakazam is my bro.

So far all the images I see of Dudley vs Balrog are "Dudley easily beats Balrog because he's such a gentleman :)". It's nice to see him actually struggle once.

Never played WoW, but the rest is pretty spot on

Go on then.

Give me that sweet loving

Me too.

Is there one of Super Mario Strikers?
I was that asshole kid who steamrolled everything with the hammer bro :^)

Aight.

Guys I don't think he's coming back

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE user.

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE.

Archive this and probably make a pokey man / darksouls chart

A special snowflake faggot. A shiny pokemon, really?


You used to be the class clown in school, and as a teenager you fantasized every night about cumming in Misty's overalls.


You lift, but it's to compensate for what you perceive to be a small penis.


Slight hipster tendencies along with a strange preference for garlic. Likes tentacle porn.


Genwunner who can't let go, probably thinks the new pokemon look like digimon.


Featherfag.


A smelly neckbeard who plays to win, but without resorting to overused OP pokemon.


Unbearable Germanophile, has a box of nazi paraphernalia he claims belongs to his grandfather.


Masturbates to loving couples holding hands


You were a greasy faggot in high school who wore hoodies a lot.


Someone who legitimately believes in astrology and zodiac signs even though he makes fun of them.


You like bodysuits.


A closeted homosexual, but a pretty cool homosexual.


You want the Fourth Reich to rise.

Pretty much hit the nail on the head
Cheers chum

0/10 Inaccurate as fug

What are you, gay?

No.

I have transcended the flesh.

everyone likes bodysuits a bit

I don't lift but I do squats and push ups and i perceive my penis as small
7/10 quite accurate

I'm not even familiar with them anyway.
Either way, his statement is inaccurate.

Nah, I don't like nazis or commies.
I do wish for an empire of some sort to rise so you got me on that note.

Gay
I bet you don't like wet t-shirts too fag

I'd guess a French Empire, but hey, you know what site we're on.

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Damn you got me, I'm half french… BUT ALL AMERICAN! MANIFEST DESTINY BITCH

What part of "transcend the flesh" do you not understand?

Robes > Regular clothing >>>>>>>>>> your shitty bodysuits

Dragon's Tooth. Or anything else that hits like a freight train

The most american?

DS1 - Claymore

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Is there any charts for SoulCalibur 3?
I'd love to see the descriptions of people who mains SC3's bonus characters


DS1 black knight Halberd.

Yes yes, denial is a river in Egypt.
I'm not in denial if I'm being honest, however.

Allright, here i go.

Reinforced Club

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fucking spot on how even

Butcher's Knife

this thread is a facebook tier

god save us all

you wanna see facebook tier go check out halfchans /r9k/

is there one for Ultra SFIV / SFV / Garou characters?

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A tier on facebook

Caestus

Fucking trash.

I got that in gen2 just because I got bullied hard by Whitney.
Then copied her strategy.
I liked it

nah
got me there. still do in fact.
8/10 pretty gud

the px4 storm is a fuckin great shooter too
that tilting barrel works fucking wonders

E.Y.E. is a souls game, right?

I tried a PX4 and fucking hated it, managed three (3) magazines maximum before a jam.

I guess the tilting barrel sorta works, but I'm not a bitch about recoil so .45 isn't exactly a killer.

this fucking nigger

well damn

>>>/gaschamber/

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Nobody knows you're a lesbian.

Come home, cosmo.
Your parents are worried.

Wow I'm a Hol Horse player and this describes me perfectly.

How did it feel to lose to John FUCKING Numbers so hard you went double gay?

I started Tepig and Chespin.

Also, is there one for Tekken?

Is there a name for these charts.

>>>/oven/

I hope I made you proud, brother.

You are just an idiot.

4u

DS1 - Battle Axe

For some reason for DS3 I played with twin katanas, while in DS1 I never touched them.
Go figure.

OC

I love this little fucker

half correct, I am a "genwunner" but It aint due to the pokemon, but more of how the game paces itself. gen 3 is my second favorite, and X&Y feels pretty good so far other then the fairy gym fucking up my nozlock.

or just really into lesbians