Vidya Haiku

It's just for fun sperg
Post better content yourself
Shitpost life is sad

Todd said buy Doom please
I ended up getting it
Why did I listen

Gas the Vanu and NC
Warpgate War now, Hossin and Amarish
Are a fucking shit

Is the campaign good?
I know multiplayer's shit
But a man can hope

Doom is Todd Howard's life
Campaign is good with rip and tear
But Denuvo shit

Of course not you dip
I can at least thank gaben
For the swift refund

The story was shit
But killing niglets was fun
Kojima's a hack

Dragons are cunts
The world's already dead
I want to fuck Yuma

Haikus are Really Shit
I never knew what they were
Now I do, It's Shit

This game is obtuse
No plot, just exploration
Also, stat grinding

Wait, Not a Haiku
I really fucked up right there
What a Waste of Dubs.

I don't want to share a board with anyone who doesn't know haiku format by heart.

Good job faggot
I bet you like sucking dicks
Go back to reddit

Is it No Man's Sky?
Game trailer with lesbian music
Endless grind and grind.

TR are red
Homos are Purple and Blue
I'm back, PS2

Not a correct haiku,
But checking those mighty trips,
And gas the Vanu trannies

TF2 sucks.
Why do I waste time,
On shitty teams?

A demon waifu
A rare forma discovered
Never trust angel

Curious user,
Takes one to know one, Faggot
London By Any Chance?

FF Tactics
Such a delightful classic game
Play it again

Stole some build from user
In Dark Souls 3 general
Enjoy casting now

At least you have tried
But you did not count so good
The third line goes here

Curious response
With syllables always wrong
You accent is gay

No One Can Agree
On How to Fucking Haiku
Its 575, Right?

is this even a game
I'm having fun so who cares
try to stop me nerds

You are quite correct
Accents are responsible
Is my pet theory

First five syllables
Then comes another seven
Finally five more

Just got off Telos
This game is fucking awesome
Hate Obsidian

I stopped playing it
I wanted to love that game
Leveling's a chore

was there ever time
when AAA games were good?
2007?

Flower, Sun, and Rain –
Incomprehensible plot;
Will play Silver Case.

Tomba is more fun

Than any Monster Hunter

And I don't know why.

Many Zeds to kill

But Tripwire is bad at

Balancing all perks

Codemonkey is our
New admin, former's out
I like him a lot

Doom Guy was dying of a devastating deadly dicking from a debauched demogorgon but he dealt a daring decking to the diabolical dastard that was so damaging that it decapitated the demon and he desired to desert this despicable domain but didn't dodge a depraved drude's destructive dabbling and died without deligently delivering the devil his due.

Nineteen ninety four
Games were good for a decade
Dead. Two thousand four.

It could be much worse
I liked hotwheels at the start
Salad days long gone

Hotwheels laid the bricks
Now he's a Lord of Cinder
Bon voyage goblin

quake is fantastic
something wicked is so good
quake mods are quite fun

fuck you i tried my hardest
this architecture makes my dick so fucking hard

Dark Souls 3 is tired
It just references Dark Souls
It lacks its own soul

...

Checked.

user, you should learn
How to check trips properly
Haiku's the way now

Raiding for butter
I will drink it from your skull
Eat shit, Swadia

I played Stellaris

It has no content right now

Wait for expansions

Yatagarasu
Why is it a damn loli
Shit ain't logical

Kick ass with God Hand
This game is just a one big
masturbation joke

Holla Forums a board of fags
Jacking off to guys in drag
This is not videogames

This was my first intentional shitpost. I couldn't resist, won't happen again lads.

You have much to learn
In the way of the shitpost
Little grasshopper

How to survive was,
The most boring faggot shit,
What a waste of time.

I only played like 15 minutes though so I'll do another as well

Why are we still here,
Bon voyage base goblin goy,
Who oo oo oo oo.

One Way Heroics
About four final bosses
Dope game, cheap as hell

Babby's first shitpost
I prefer futa to drag
Try harder next time

What a sharp mistake.
I forgot Bane's gift to us:
The rising fire.

Is this the new way,
Making our posts so obtuse,
To make a haiku?

Why doesn't Bowser

Just fuck with Peach already

Mario a cuck

I got DOOD for cheap
Only £5, no regrets
Not awful. Not great.

It is fantastic
A true gaming achievement
Please buy it right now

Go fuck yourself op you black nigger
Check my dubs you fags
It's snowing on mt. fuji

I don't understand
What the fuck is going on.
My legs are okay?

Shitposting is art

One must use skill, grace, and tact

More than crude brute force

Black Ops 2 was ok.
I only play the campaigns.
Shot Mason through head.

Skyrim palette-swap
Except bullets, not arrows.
Glad I pirated.

Dark sword is good
Dancer is bad boss design
Boss weapons have point?

whoops
Dark sword is very good

Now it's six, user.
Whatever shall you do, huh?

Delete your account.

I like Undertale,
in spite of the circlejerk.
guaranteed replies

This was a fine post
Made me chuckle quite a bit
Please observe my dubs

"Sneaking around stuff"
My first game was generic.
Now I'm Bad Big Boss.

Men fall to Ohma
No morale left to resist
The battle is lost

...

Man reaches for dubs,
But none are to be found here,
He is off by one.

You didn't get your dubs, nigger
Go kill yourself, cunt

Compelling Story
Fantastic art and soundtrack
Gameplay is boring

Describes most recent JRPG's I've tried to play

One away from dubs,
Why do you go on living?
Observe my digits.

Cyka do I say,
Mid or feed for glorious
Motherland Russia

Fire fades for last time.
Plot is just as confusing.
I miss gient dad.

...

Repeating digits

What once was sought is now found

Heaven blesses you

Planetside 2 was
Hitler did nothing wrong
All hail israel

A terrible show
From dubsposters all around.
A five lies beneath.

Conquering the stars
But no content. Fanboys cry,
"Thank you, Paradox!"

No hate for me please
I just like playing this game
Now let me have fun

I'm not surprised that someone who dislikes Dancer can't even count to five properly.

I am having fun.

I want to fuck Orendi.

What is wrong with me.

Eternal City,
Full of horrible corners.
Just want to go fast.

The game respawned me
On the wrong side of the road.
Look, another crash.

Press White to change song.
Bullet For My Valentine
makes me try again.

Exercise bike, you
sit in front of the screen, for
vidya cardio.

Burnout: Revenge, this
setup helps me burn this weight
like EA this franchise.

Two dementional.
Still more content then Minecraft.
Still updating too.

...

Look at this tryhard
Nigger, this is not the time
To pen a whole book

Senran Kagura
I don't know how to write a Haiku
I never learned it in school

I spy integers:
one, two, three repeated ones.
Those are some nice trips.

OP said we should
"Write about it in haiku"
Didn't say just one

haikus are fucking gay u nerds

You game is garbage
The community is shit
It's made for children

Look, I don't care
take your posting etiquette
and stick it up your ass

Kingdom Hearts prequel,
It's fun to play as Aqua.
Many wanks were had.

Pink ball of fluff sucks
Giant Robot Smashes Things
Fun was had by all

Haikus are for weebs,

You people are pathetic.

Eat shit you weeb fags.

Headpats and pancakes
I wanna cum on those burns
Oh shit, dress up time

user does not know

How his sharp words wound me so

Time for me to go

There once was a nerd from Holla Forums
whose ID was nearly cyan.
He shat on haikus
'cause he'd rather not use
some syllable tricks from Japan

I make skeletons
Diablo's being a lil bitch
I'll go kick his ass

He sits on his chair.
Reading on about Japan.
He wants to go there.
His mother won't let him go.
So only he posts.

Memes are leaving us
Are we the barbarians
Or Roman Empire

and one to be on topic:

Vaegirs stronk like bull
Calradia is mine fags
Video games lol

サルをかる
ロリのスパッツ
いいゲーム

Here comes the show-off!
There's no need to rub it in
One day Nip I'll learn

Fly and starfall murders hydras
I only wanted to be a lich
This game became a drag

It's Battlefield 4
Bush wookies hide with snipers
Shorts and .308….

Let me take a crack at this without Jewgle translate first.
Saru something something. I can't into hiragana.

Lit. "spats of a loli".

Something game.

Now let's run it through the translator.

Eh, close enough.

The series is dead

We'll never have another

さらばさる

みずのとし
けんをたんぞう
みなはレズ

This thread is a shit
You know OP is a Fag
Please do kill yourself

Planetside 2 sucks
But I stil play it because
I like to suck dick

This game has farming
but you also can fight shit
Knight chick is the best

Playing Witcher 2
My toaster can hardly run
Time to upgrade shit

Swordcraft Story?

Due to peer pressure
I bought Stellaris day one.
Could be worse so far.

Battlefield 1:

Niggers, niggers, ni-
-ggers, niggers, niggers, niggers
We wuz kangs and shit

そうだ！

A riddle: what can
change the nature of a man?

Answer: a pork bun

Great swords are very fun.

Go rot in hell G Rajang.

Lil' Miss Forge, qt.

Playing eroge
Artificial Girl 3 now
It's okay, I guess

New game coming soon
The third will be here shortly
Hope Aqua is back

Latias is cute
I chose Dragonite instead
He's cuter, faggot

これ「アイコ」！
ほんとに「あつい」！
からのマグ?!

Binary Domain
The mouse aiming sucks some ass
I want to fuck Cain

Smite is what I play.
I have finished all my games.
No back-log, send help.

Niggers niggers

Gas the kikes

I fucking hate faggots and dykes

めちゃぱい！
え… 「ぜん」か？　「あく」か？
… しんえんだ…

It is my birthday
I spend it baiting on Holla Forums
My soul feels hollow

Haiku is the worst
Form of poetry there is
Under the blue sky.

This is because it
Does not always rhyme, and
Thus does not sound nice.

They are not even hard
To make at all. That means they lack any artistic depth.

The only thing they,
Got going for them is that
They are from Japan.

If you like Haikus
You are a massive faggot
And deserve to die.

That's not a haiku. That's a rhyme.

that's not a haiku
smh tbh fam
re-read the op

...

These bitches and whores
Shut up and make me money.
Nikki, get more smokes.

My spear is my dick
Gotta fuck everything
Straight outta Tamriel

god i love star wars
but this shit is just awful
thanks a lot, EA

This game is made
Of Dark Spirits and challenge
And too many memes

Also why the fuck are American so obsessed with haikus. Is this all you've got in term of poetry? I've never ever studied haikus there, yet I see them everywhere in American culture

Cause Haikus are the easiest kind of "poetry"

Haikus are easy because all you have to do is make 3 lines with the correct amount of syllables. You don't have to put any real thought into symbolism, flow, or even rhyme to make a haiku so anyone can do it.

RE5 Co-Op
Played with friend in zebra suit
Died a fucking lot

Dancer's swords are good
With excessive stamina
For stunlocking mobs

Pokemon Picross:
Puzzles from the early routes
need late game shitmons.

Haiku is not ours.
Borrowed from Japan: Basho
is their late founder.

Master of the art,
a form done purposefully
simple, "as a joke."

Basho, at the time,
was looked down on for this form:
ease and simpleness.

And yet it caught on:
his simple poems echoes
with the common man.

The Japanese can
express much more with just these
seven syllables.

But we have limits.
English is a clunky thing,
thus Haikus are "lame."

History for Holla Forums!
Remember Basho and his
Narrow Road up North!

Haikus are easy, don't require rhyming, but more importantly aren't American at all.

We've got English sonnets and shit, but American poetry is a lot more simple rhyming or free-verse rhythm-based.

Haikus are stupid. Just a handicapped sentence. It's a waste of time.

Warframe is garbage
The devs are so retarded
You don't even know!

I forgot to say:
seasons are ref'renced often
in a good Haiku.

Winter, spring, summer,
Autumn, in a great circle.
Order matters much.

Things like ponds and frogs,
certain flowers, the spring breeze,
each can play a part.

Seasons and rhythm!
The keys to a great haiku,
now within your hands!

Haikus are easy. Other forms of poetry take longer to come up with. If this was a limerick thread there would be 3 or 4 replies, and half of them would be shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went down a well in a bucket
When the rope broke
The last words he spoke
were "Bugger", "Bastard" and "Fuck it".

I'll be damned.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a cock so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!"

The PS Triple

One hundred percent ballin'

Tryn' shoot some niggas

RTS Bullshit
I Failed the fucking mission
Type-0 a shit

Strength and Dex are Gay
Roll Sorc for a change of pace
Shit, my stats are fucked

Chip's Challenge sequel
It was made in the 90s
And released last year

Screen size is too small
All these objects are bullshit
200 more maps?!

Stop saying "bummer!!"
All of this is agony
…I can't stop playing.

I am impressed.

I hated Chip's Challenge's bullshit levels. The ones with invisible walls and random fire under boxes that made you restart the level. It's not clever or fun, it's just tedious and poor design.

Binding of Isaac?
Enter the Gungeon instead.
Fishing for praise time.

Wow
This thread
Really shows
How far poems have
Fallen

Art converted into a mechanical science becomes shit, who could have guessed?

Holla Forums

HAS COME

TOO

But to see if we can still try in spite of this, now that's the real test.

Limericks are better to use
It's better than using haikus
what's sure to be in it
is great humor and wit
my friends don't be all too obtuse

What Anons here fail to realize
Is that Holla Forums is filled with dumb guys
When we use our heads
All we get are dead threads
There wouldn't be any replies

Lim-ER-icks are BET-ter to USE
it's BET-ter than US-ing hai KUS
what's SURE to be IN IT
is GREAT humor AND WIT
my FRIENDS don't be ALL to ob-TUSE

I was trying to do a thing where I proved your rhythm was shitty but I'll be damned. It worked. Assuming you don't use the typical pronunciation of limerick (lim-rick) and look over the pseudo-rhyme in the central section.

For the user saying committing rhymes to strict mechanics stifles artistry: Most poetry follows stiff mechanics. The limerick, for example.

- = soft
/ = hard
A: All the same rhyme
B: All the same rhyme

- / - - / - - / (A)
- / - - / - - / (A)
- / - - / (B)
- / - - / (B)
- / - - / - - / (A)

That may be so
But its OP's show
And even being dumb
It is still some fun
So you shouldn't complain, you know

That is the worst limerick I've ever seen in my life.

fuck you mods this was fun

I know almost nothing about poetry

waiting in the queue
for killer instinct online
taking forever

Skyrim is a pile of shit
So why am I still playing it?
I feel like a pleb,
I should kill myself,
But somehow it's fun, just a bit.

user does not know a good time
Or even how to make a rhyme
Perhaps his shit game
Is what is to blame
His head has been filled up with grime

So when is someone gonna run this shit through a text to speech and make a video

Pepe is old hat
The new meme is gondola
Normalfags must die

It's called a slant, you turbodweeb.

But I thought we were done with haikus

It's just a fun, easy format.

Happy birthday you
A happy birthday to you
Make this one your last :^)

Hopefully soon.

well played, rato.

How unexpected
Auto-saging no longer
I thank you board mods

Brandish sword and shield,

Forgot to throw bread again,

Start the maze once more.

Sleeping Dogs was fun
Jackie had a hard life, man
Pork buns and kung fu

Vampire: Bloodlines
Janky but atmospheric
Why, Activision?

It's Tree of Saviour
Probably five syllables
My haikus all suck

Goons come upon this base
Terran Republic Removes
Purple menace dead

Spess Ninja in Spess
is actually grinding
to the next level

Dark Souls is a fun
Wondering around, find boss
Trying to git gud.

Fucking cover me
I want to bomb their airfield
Killed by one fighter

Guess I'll try again
Really, no fighter cover?
Killed by the same guy

Hairpin right forty,
Into right three crest stay left,
Jump maybe right one.

Eat dicks shit teammates
Go shoot down more Pe-2s
I'm sure that's helping

The core game is good
But bogged down with some dumb shit
I like crush counters

Reached the fourth stratum.
What should I sub my Wilding?
This game is so fun.

Fun autism in space
Valid hunt and murderbone
Fuck captain, ban he

noone even cares
this game is fucking garbage
modern games are trash

Arcade cabinet
Pretty dope, but rareware jank
Or I'm just garbage

Falling from the sky
Do dangerous stunts for points
Wish I had VR

Left 4 Dead 2
Got pounced near the safe room
Fucking director mercy pls

Team Fortress 2 is
really pissing me off cuz
of more fucking hats

Final Fantasy
14th in its own series
It passes the time