R.I.P

R.I.P

nichegamer.com/2016/05/13/microsoft-shuts-sandbox-creation-game-project-spark/

GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE OUR OWN

OH HECK

That furry little squirrel gets raped far too often.


AWW HECK!

OH, NO!
Conker really has had a hard life. Can't even appear in a shitty "game."

NEVER FORGET

Forgot to mention?:


That's in like three months. Why would anyone give Microsoft money?

Microsoft slowly moving to the way of Sega, amazing how one fuck-up with always online DRM can kill a console brand.

Place your bets now, Killer Instinct to the PC, Gears of Wars 4 looks and plays like shit, and zero fanfare to any future Xbone title that isn't third-party, and Memecraft fatigue is about to set in, and fallout 4 mod support minus the porn isn't gonna be that great either for the Xbone.

Microsoft, you fucked up.

OH HECK

I forgot this was even announced.

RIP in Peace?

Never OH HECK

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Where did this aborted version come from again? It's not from Project Spark.

microsoft's VR headset

its a tech demo

OH HECK

Hololens.

The Hololens is AR, not VR.

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Ah yes.

AWW HECK

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This is surely a first?

I can't think of another console with such an anemic library actually hemmoraging games. I mean as bad as it was with the Saturn, at least the games it had it had. No one woke up one morning to read that one of the three games they owned now doesn't work anymore.

And the games were very good, to boot.

And the last spark of what remained of Conker drifts from his body into the ether of HoloLens.

didn't they blow like twenty minutes showcasing that piece of shit one E3?

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What the fuck is he doing?

Crashing Xbox

With no survivors

I really wish companies werent able to grow big enough so they can fail this hard and still turn a profit.