Such a Strong Female Character

Why the hell did space goats become the focus of the dickgirl shit?

But everyone agrees that futa is gay.

Space Goat Joan of Arc fucking killed several storylines in WoD because she had to be hamfisted to take over every Draenei leaders role.

Worse fucking character, only good for porn, waiting for her to be included to BLIZZARD ASSFAGGOTS edition.

yeah and so is watching porn with a man in it

are those hooves really harder than magical metal?

What if I don't watch porn with dudes in it and I say futa is gay?

What is it shorty, still mad that you need a ladder to open doors?

And now im depressed.

I want to fuck the draenei

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Mainly because people have got it indoctrinated in their dumb heads that the only way a female character can be proven strong is if she don't need no man and states it all the time, like in that shitty Warcraft movie trailer. Apparently you can't establish competence in a logical manner, nope, women are super special snowflakes and thus need to be treated as if they're different and shallow caricatures in order to make them equal!

Honestly, the fact that modern feminism is actually okay with this half-assed approach and encourages this in mainstream media is proof of how cancerous the movement is today.

Monara thread?

The Official "Strong Female Character" Cliche Checklist!*

>Any humor she is allowed is exists only as snarky/sarcastic/"witty" one-liners towards other characters, of which she has a near bottomless supply of

Did I miss any?

* I omitted the "conservatively dressed" trope as there were plenty of scantily clad women, particularly in the early 2000s when this trope was in it's infancy, who still fit many of the above criteria

Now everyone has a "Hero™"

Shit like this is actually making me "EDGY"

got any more?

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i didnt read a damn thing you wrote but i want her anus to swallow my dick

She has no character.

She's basically a generic paladin, except she's a female space goat instead of a gruff bearded human. None of her characteristics are unique or distinguishing, and she's only important because the story tells you she is important. Her role could've been filled by almost anyone.

If you factor in that WoD was a terrible expansion, then it's no mystery why she'll be quietly forgotten along with the rest of that alt timeline clusterfuck.

i thought you said strong female character, not camper faggot
so at some point they were an awesome edgy loli? probably with yuri overtones too
either a lesbian or eventually falls for some beefcake of a man like the sexually liberated floozy she is.

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thats what happens when you look up to people, they shit all over you. thats why you gotta plug their asshole with your dick

This is just what happens when you get a girlfriend. Also if his girlfriend does porn, that makes him a cuck.

Fucking sweden.
At least he could have kept his desire to make full comics of girls sucking dicks. Because nobody draws 2 giant full comics of the same porn character and quits with no good reason.
And he was among the few to not draw futashit.

Another fucking waste.

also
Do they come out of a factory ?

They're called universities.

what do they do to you in universities these days?

Because they provide a "lore friendly" explanation to use horse cocks.

His girlfriend seems to be a camwhore on the artsy side. Doesn't seem to fuck men but still shows her pussy to the world.

She is not that bad in body beside the nipples. A shame she ruined his porn direction though.

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Personally I'd not count them as "space elves", while there are plenty of candidates for that already.
Space "good" demons, maybe
Don't really know lore shit, but that's what they look like at least.

I'd still rather a dragon.

Now I know you're a gay.

What the fuck is up with those nips. looks like she heated up a butter knife and pressed it on both of them.

holyshit, what's wrong with those tits?

The problem with that argument is that it's always always ALWAYS the trannie getting fucked.

because she is blue and we can't identify with her unless she is white

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is there any points about a "good" female character I should know?

as an avid consumer of 3D tranny porn I can tell you that's false

Who bitch this is

It's over compensation, think of all the bad ass women in history. Ya not many huh? Most women I know burst into fucking tears over nothing, let alone horrors of war.

And before any screams oppression, why were the men oppressing the women if they were equally strong and smart ? Spoiler: they are not.

Good sense of humor for one.

If you really must have them be a serious bland-bar at least have someone comment on the stick up their ass so you can at least sound self-aware.

that a good point, what else?

Looks like she cutted herself with a hot knife trying to mold hearts with her nipples and it didn't work.

Jesus you're right.

vid for fun but in all seriousness this has been discussed a lot and I'm glad to see interest in it

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Human nature. Turns out, the common man is pretty good at picking out bullshit where they see it.The best intentions don't seem to mean shit when the outcome is trying to cram some ideological nonsense down one's throat.

She made no fucking sense in horde storyline. Just appears out of no where at important parts with no prior involvement.

Sounds about as forced as any other STRONK WIMMAN.

She was forced because Blizzdrone whores were crying about "representation" and "sexism" to Blizzard, Metzen heard their calls, forced the dev team to include Maraad's dead raped girlfriend to be just a stronk female hero who replaces Velen and Maraad to be the pivotal main Draenei character, along with rushing WoD, this is also killed storytelling in the whole starter zones, to Gorgrond to Tanaan, good job Blizzard.

The character causes legitimate trouble because of their character flaws.

Say they're known for being reckless and arrogant. Have them charge into enemy territory in the dead of night without alerting her friends because she thought she could handle it alone and proceed to get her shit slapped. Or perhaps because they're a bleeding heart who can't stand violence. Have their lack of killer instinct stop them from decisively finishing off a still-dangerous opponent or attempt negotiation with psychotics that won't surrender and get sucker punched.

At the same time, remember that they still need to make good with the bad. If they're getting kidnapped like Peach or jobbing all the time, they aren't really useful, but don't let their good stuff outweigh the bad.

Think "how can this character's flaws cause things to go wrong" then think "how can this apply to the story organically?"

Also, interactions. Really think about how Strong Female Character bounces off the rest of the cast. Does her butting heads with a cocky hotshot tend to compromise strategy? Does she strike an odd friendship with the weirdo in the laboratory? Does her history with the villain cause her to loathe him, try to make him see reason? Keep in mind what they're like when not kicking ass.

Have a plan, is what I can boil it down to. A lot of writers who put these STRONK ROLE MODELS think they can get by with a SJW-friendly concept and filling in the blanks as they go.

Cata had the major problem of to many fucking writers. Garrosh was going to grow in to his role and become a kind leader that doesn't take shit from filthy humans and night sluts. The horde kiddies that mainly play blood sluts didn't like him because he wasn't muh kind hearted orc like thrall. They changed him last minute so they could lead up to killing him off. the whole garrosh is orc Hitler was lazy writing and if you played cata 1000 needles you would know why

Garrosh was the best WoW original character. I don't know of any other WoW character I give any shits about.

I wanted the old horde back instead of the dindu nuffin niggamerindian hybrid we got now.

At least they're finally doing something about sylvanas and her sexist midriff.
It was upsetting, problematic and down right triggering.
They also gave her heavy cheekbones it the cinematic because having a female look attractive is demeaning.
Tyrande will be the Alliance's stronk wymon and will cuck Malfurion when Illidan becomes the one true corrupted savior of Azeroth.
Med'an fades into complete obscurity

All I want to do is lay in bed with a qt undead knife ear.

2nd pic needs to get rid of the heels.

Why.

brilliant, thank you.

What's with the OCymbiotes?

I fucking hope so.

Wait Vol'Jin is dead? Since when?

Count humans, dragons and others too.
except orc because Chris Metzen like to have a black man painted green to penetrate his meaty thighs in between.

Honestly I've never really written fiction before, but I have some friends who do and whenever I see shit like this I try to pass it on.
Another thing I keep going back to is the question "Is this their most exciting or important part of their life story, and if not, why aren't you showing that." or something to that affect.

This might actually be why Tracer is popular. She's an annoying cheeky cunt, and not a Mary Sue that's perfect in every way.

post that OP dranei r34 instead

PLease tell me your trolling user, please?

He was one of the few Draenei hentai artist that wasn't shit. Oh man I loved his OC Morana.

Thanks for making this day even more shit user. Get laid off work so my job can be send to china, and come to Holla Forums to find out one of the few Draenei artist I liked has gone full cuck just killed my day.

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Humanities classes

"My young daughter asked me why the lady (Alexstrasza) was wearing a swimsuit. I replied "I don't know. I just don't know anymore…"

MEAN-FUCKING-WHILE…

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what the shit is wrong with her nipples jesus christ

I want Yrel to anally rape me and empower herself with my weakness

Call me crazy but I'm equally okay with sweatergirl. She's more generic, yes, but I never really liked those weird draeni goat legs.

Wow, that is indeed a fairly hot bod but some seriously weird nipples.

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Depends on porn type. If it's only solo, then it only skirts the cucking territory.

Did you know Korean game companies hire women from the fashion industry to design their armor?

PICK ONE

No one fucking wanted yrel.
Female characters can be good if they're done correctly, but blizzard absolutely did not do her correctly.

suddenly

It's a fucking mary sue.
To answer your question of "what went wrong": Blizzard's writing went wrong.

I love how blizzard just despises the idea of a woman being sexy, that they go to such great extents to censor their own game.

Like yeah I get it they're trying to be progressive fuckheads and appeal to the fat SJW whales that they think will play their game, but come the fuck on.
They don't even play games to begin with. They just like to bitch about things and draw attention to themselves, and gaming gives them the perfect audience of fat losers who will buy into that shit.

You can have a strong female character that is sexy. I don't understand why the sexualization of women is so demonized now.
It's such a backwards way of thinking. Instead of actually giving female characters personality, they're just saying "yeah women can't be sexy, it's a crime!" and instead making boring mary sues like Yrel.

Look at those fucking cosplayers. They wouldn't have dressed like that unless they wanted to. Fuck's sake.

It's hilarious how these "progressives" bitching about female characters in games are in reality moving backwards.
You know who also demonizes women being sexy? The fucking sandniggers. And they still stone people to death.

Three dimensions (and I'm not just talking tits). Flaws. If she's meant to be a hardass, show that there's an occasional glimpse of soft spots and basic human empathy (and it doesn't count if it's only extended to fellow members of the sisterhood).

The difference between generic ice queen sniper and prickly-yet-nuanced sniper can be as simple as making her the one who shows a bit of care and understanding when someone else in the party makes fun of generic psychopath meathead. "Hey, [meathead] has been doing this for a while, and he's seen a lot of stuff. It may not seem like much, but if I can keep it together after three tours half as well as he does, I can die happy." She doesn't even have to be particularly nice about it, as long as she takes a few moments out of her day to descend from Mount Mary Sue.

warriors showing their belly was retarded to begin with, the fact you are responding to tubmlr bait just shows you are reddit/cuckchanner invader

sorry i forgot to sage so people knew I was downvoting the thread and not reblogging it.

Even if you ignore the classic /tg/ realism conundrums of worlds full of sorcery and women fighting in melee, exposed abdomens are the least of Warcraft's armor design problems.

Fuck off retard.

atleast those shoulders have some effect, what your exposed belly has effect on? To atract retarded 15 year old DUDEBRO CoD kiddies?

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Thanks for proving my point.

shitpost? its a warrior with abs, you just gonna claim anything counter to you is a shitpost, is that what it means these days? shitpost = hatefacts?

You think they did it to make her look less attractive, but they thought they were doing the opposite. Look at the photos of the "sexiest women of the year" from 2000 to around 2014, and you will see that they all have prominent cheekbones or wide manjaws.

Luckily that seems to be changing with everyone considering Ariana Grande to be the latest sex symbol, but that doesn't change the fact that some media outlets were pushing manfaces as the new beauty standard.

Actually, girls loved Sylvanas even before the rework. Fuck, most feminist girls claiming to be turned away by barely sexy costumes are somewhat pretending and would not even care about it unless they had someone point it out to them (let me tell you, the chain always starts with people like Full McIntosh).

claiming some retarded "facts" and responding to SJW bait is not an argument, funny how you cuckchanners think shitpost from neo-Holla Forums works here

i dunno, you sound like a redditor trying too hard to fit in.

One more response, because you're clearly making no attempt to argue in good faith.

The problem with Sylvanas's ab cutout, from a practical perspective, is that it doesn't protect her midsection from enemy attacks. Its benefits are a very slight reduction in weight and possible fashion benefits. This is not particularly practical. However, Sylvanas is a ranger. Rangers don't really wear armor to begin with–ever since Warcraft 2, their outfits have generally been a cloak and hood. Their "defense," such as it is, is the fact that they're supposed to be able to pick their targets apart from distances where their targets can't effectively fight back.

The Battlegear of Wrath, on the other hand, is very clearly designed for melee combat. It's big, it's heavy, and it's only equippable by a class who is built entirely around getting in melee and trashing stuff. So naturally, you have giant shoulderpads that block all peripheral vision. Those pads also have BIG FUCKING SPIKES on them that might look intimidating if you're a barbarian king sitting on your throne, but they're just as likely to catch on something, especially if you're fighting shoulder-to-shoulder with a bunch of other poor fucks wearing the same thing. Restricting upper-body mobility right as you get into melee is far, far worse than missing a section of armor over a weak spot.

Oh, but speaking of missing sections of armor, the Wrath gear also has absolutely nothing covering the upper arm area (because it's not like your arms are going to be exposed to danger during a swordfight or anything), as well as the most retarded helmet design in the history of armor. Not only is there a clear panel that extends in front of the ear to FURTHER restrict peripheral vision, but there is also absolutely fucking nothing covering the top and front of the skull. Stomach wounds, while painful and potentially fatal, are still less severe and incapacitate much less effectively than equivalent head wounds.

So, in short, Sylvanas's armor is vaguely sexualized, fairly easy to move around in, gives minimal protection overall, and isn't meant to be worn in melee. Battlegear of Wrath, on the other hand, is heavier, cumbersome, clunky, has a blatant weak spot so big and so obvious that it might as well have road flares bracketing it, and is (or was, at the time of its initial rollout) supposed to be the pinnacle of protection in melee.

I know which one I'd choose.

lol.

you're awful. good use of buzzwords tho
2/10 apply yourself nerd

How cute

dats some good projection

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She wants people to shoot her in the exposed area. It's the same reasoning why Batman wears a bright yellow logo on the center of his chest; it's so gun-wielding criminals instinctively aim there, where he can protect himself with layers of bullet-proof armor, which he can't do with his face.

As an undead, Sylvanas' only vulnerable spot is her skull, which she shields with layers of protective padding in her cloak hood. Her entire outfit is visually designed to be dark and blend in with her surroundings… except her midsection, which is exposed, bright, and draws the attention of shooters, who see it as an easier target to aim for.

By drawing enemy fire to her belly and away from her head, she increases her chance of survival in a fight. One lucky shot to the head, and she's out… but 10 arrows or bullets to the belly wouldn't even slow her down, so she deliberately makes it one big bright target.

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>despite being a shapeshifter she spends most of her time looking like a human
>no-longer-edgy-mc-edge isn't human

And these are just side characters.

Flaws exist and because no one is perfect, characters who exhibit flaws are much more likely for the viewer to relate to, making emotional investment that much more important.

This works for character building.

For example, how do you make something scary? Make it more difficult to relate to.

Do they have eyes? Do they talk? Do they walk like a human? Do they resemble anything you're familiar with? Are they perfect in their action? Their deeds?

aberrant motivations are the finest sort of horror
the terror you can make the reader feel as they call into question the gangly man's disappearance, signs of the almost instant dismemberment and bloodshed are found, as they approach the badly maimed body, as the reader realizes two characters they trusted to be important are dead or gone and not only that, but gone in a big way, is absolutely magnificent

It can be made all the more unsettling if the creature seems to have an impossible body, incapable of harming anyone, yet when you're not looking ,it reduced someone to gibs.

Maybe it only has hints of what horrific monster lies underneath.

Something that makes you look at it and initially not worry about it, but the more you look at it, the more unnerving it gets.

I'll celebrate with her

this is from the H.E.A.V.Y. metal movie right? didnt they make a PC game from it?

monhun's house of horrors
mh4u brought the full package, too

I don't understand. His draenei waifu has less expression than a doll. My dick doesn't even twitch.

Draenei are actually Inter-Dimensional Indians. Their world is blue because of how much shit there is on it.

Theres also the fact that shes a banshee possessing her own corpse so she cant actually die.

Easily one of the best quest lines Cata actually gave us.

I honestly partially blame him become a cheap cartoon tier villain because he called everyone's favorite undead waifu a bitch, which honestly was pretty justified considering what she was starting to do, and you can't have Sylvannas be the bottom rung, no sir!

Nothing about any of it felt right once Mists got dropped, it was character murder, plain and simple. **The whole of Mists was fucked up. Varian teaching Tyrande, a survivor of the Well Disaster, priestess and leader of Night Elves, patience was the dumbest fucking thing I thought I was going to deal with but damn was I wrong.

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go on.

it's funny because both the "woman" and "fashion" part of it is as far from the truth as you could get.

The original HEAVY METAL movie, yes.

There was a PC/Dreamcast game called Geomatrix. it was kinda an arena shooter/brawler and the characters were designed by Simon Bisley. it's mainly a medeocre game powered by a metal soundtrack.

It gets worse when you stop and think WHAT Gogmazios actually may be.

StudioFOW made Coliseum of Lust, a cg movie of her being raped. Blizzard DMCAed it.

Checked, too bad they can't DMCA the entire internet, ah the salt on the SJW blizzdrones that day, kek.

Once again Jews reaffirm they deserve the oven.

can't argue with those doubles.

Bullshit. I've gapped to plenty.

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Yrel's original background was she was Maraad's "beloved" and she was "violated and killed" by the dindu Orcs in the MU timeline.

But que the uproar on her tragic background and being Maraad's waifu, they needed her to be a no nonsesnse mary sue instead.

Really fucking killed the context of Maraad using Divine fucking Intervention on the bitch instead of using bubble on himself, dumb bitch killed the only cool Draenei character.

Wait they DCMA'd it? I've still got a copy if nobody else saved it and it's hard to find. It's not amazing but it's porn.

It isn't on their website anymore, but I think they had copies up in torrent and porn sites, get fucked Blizzard and people telling them its a waste of time to attack fan porn on a big franchise, still a lot of Blizzdrones wanted them to sue Blizzard, majority said they should go fuck themselves.

fug, meant Studio FOW.

I pulled a copy down from KAT less than an hour ago just to see if I could. It's floating around easily enough, and if Blizz wants to level the DMCA cannon on completely free fanmade porn, they can fuck themselves with a stolen strap-on.

I just really like Anal and Draenei dude.

Not everyone faps to faces.

Strong female (or male) characters are boring. Use the 3rd OP pic for reference.

It's all over the fucking place, that shit isn't hard to find. Remember, they don't actually have to care that all this porn gets made of whatever her name is. They just have to make it look like they care.

Yeah but people who play games live Samus. It's why when Sakamoto destroyed her character-wise everyone shit all over it. Even though Kotaku who are such supporters of good female characters praised the game as "like playing a game from the future".

The big part about a well-written character is that they're a well-written character. Male and female characters are both shitty most of the time. The big thing is, female characters tend to wind up shittier because the author tries to write them with a "critical eye" to their portrayal.

The thing is, you just need to write the character as if you're attempting to write a character. Motivations, character traits, flaws, the whole of it. Writing them to be a "strong" character, or to make some sort of political or social commentary, is where the troubles begin.

Explains how legoman was popular

I think the problem isn't that she's a STRONG WOMEN WHO NEED NO MAN, I think the problem with Yrel is she's forced as fuck.

She shows up like any other minor NPC character, someone we've seen a billion times in the past who gets their time in the spotlight for two or three quests before dying, becoming a background character, or being forgotten.

But unlike those billion other characters, she outstays her welcome, she keeps showing up long after her peak, shows up in cutscenes she has no business being in, and by the end of the expansion pack she's standing side by side with characters who've been around for years and years, who've done so much more and have had so much more time to earn themselves a place in the roster of main characters.

It's not that she's female, strong or whatever bullshit, there's already plenty of those and nobody has/had a problem with them. It's that she's became a main character the same way someone becomes a suicide bomber, suddenly and unsubtly.

SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO THE CENTRAL DRAENEI CHARACTER

But Blizzard had to pay lipservice to the SJW blizzdrones with colored hair, she felt forced because several zone storylines had to accomodate the bitch, she had everything dropped to her, it was fucking terrible, SHE TOOK CREDIT OF EVERYTHING YOU DID.

Like you said, the problem is that the writers are trying to avoid a tongue lashing from the Marxist chimps.

Another problem is this deep misunderstanding authors seem to have where they are incapable of understanding who their audience wants.

What men consider a good female character is not what women consider a good female character. Deliberately misinterpreting this and seeking out a "balanced" approach just ends up in disaster.

For example, Tifa is a good female character. She's nothing novel, but she has a history, motivations, likes and dislikes, etc. She is also a character there to pander to the male audience. And she works.

New Lara is another character with likes and dislikes, history, motivation, agency, etc. She's a shit character. Why? Because she's featured in a game aimed at a male audience, yet is meant to pander to a female one.

There's been a dozen characters just like her in the past, that's not the problem at all.

Because they weren't forced to your goddamn face all the time, and Maraad and Velen died to make her look good, really great storytelling Blizzard, doesn't take into the fact that Maraad was from the MU, why the fuck should he care about some bitch that was no longer his used goods waifu.

My point is she would still be a terrible character is she was a dude. The terrible writing relating to her has to do with how she's introduced and utilized, not what she is.

Not bad, for an amateur film with an assumedly shoestring budget.

If you want a good example of a strong female in videogames look at Teagan from Uncommon Time

Blizzard still does not understand what Fair Use is.

And Yrel isn't an exception to that rule

indeed they can t

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I thought her proeminent cheekbones were due to her being an animated corpse, which makes all bones more visible. That's how I interpreted it anyway.

Jesus Christ, she would be so hot if not for those two abominations

Well that was rather adorable

she kind of was

There was room to create a genuinely interesting and complex character (well compared to every other shit leader) but no, muh corruption!!

I love good comedy

It's like they wanted to make a TNG era Klingon, but were too incompetent.

The only way someone would know who this character is is by either playing WoW after the travesty of Cataclysm, or by following the development of any Blizzard games after TBC. If you do any of these things, you are a subhuman.

Blizzard just wants to make a quick buck, their products are not different from some cheap chinese bootleg product

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I really fucking hate the head shapes and same wide faces aka6 draws, but I can't stop fapping to his art

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version without the xray?

We need to talk, user.

Up until now . Blizzard hardly gives a rat's ass about the Alliance characters. Can I have whatever drugs you're on because I never heard them say Yrel was going to be a major influence in WoD's shitty story.

summed it up nicely. Garrosh was supposed to learn from his mistakes, but then they decided to make him Orc Hitler because nobody liked him. Meanwhile, they allowed Varian Wrynne to act like a raging faggot through 3 games (good fucking riddance to that faggot. I hope Sylvanus dies next).

another big surprise

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I remember Blizzard making MoP the one expansion that doesn't shit on the Alliance because Wrynne wouldn't act like a faggot for once in his life. He really did jack shit out of making the Dwarfs stop fighting with each other…until they stopped Orc Hitler with help from Orc Jesus and his troll buddy.

Lord Garithos was the only good Alliance Character.

What is this, a Jazz band?

The silly thing is that there already were great female characters. The story of Sylvanas Windrunner could easily fill a few games.
But no, they had to parade around some space goat even though the only thing space goats are good for is anal.

elf cant into war

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There was a time when people understood that "strong character" meant a character you could imagine being real, not some ambiguously gay mary sue. Then aliens came and stole everyones brains or something.

What can I say, I'd play that.

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That have nothing to do with strong female characters, tho, unless you're faggot enough to think Strong = Lesbian.

Yeah, no shit you have shit taste.

You have shit taste in Wow heroes and Lol characters.

And yea, the Cait-Vi shit is just as forced as Taric being gay as fuck.

Ok user, now that we are with the head canon, what about a relationship between Ziggs and Jinx?

symmetra and zed otp

you're both faggots

are there any nonshit lol characters?

Said the faggot.

Twitch and Heimerdinger used to be cool, but honestly, no.

I caved and accepted my free Derplords of Fucklore

I quit after Cataclysm, only touched the pandaren starting zone. what am I gonna be in for with a boosted 90?

thinking about boosting a Warlock..

At 90? Scripted escape sequences after a battle, then about 5 hours of base building in your designated starter zone.

Questing to 100 was the most enjoyable part for me. I only enjoyed one dungeon in the xpac, and my guild wanted me to only raid. I quit after 2 months back.

Sign me up to species mix. Can they mix with non-magical humans?

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There were a couple of Draenei/Orc half breeds. There can be Human/orc breeds, so maybe it'd work with Draenei as well. At least there were back in BC. It could have all been reconned by now.

Apparently Draenei can mix with humans. Orcs were different.
I learned this by asking a fried who played WoW. I really like Draeinei for some reason man. I would love to date one.

You would date anyone

That's not necessarily true. I wouldn't date another man. Otherwise yeah, I'd date any woman. I only require a few things intellect and something close to my age and possibility of procreation.

Did they take out the Draenei and Orc half breeds because they didn't want people to think of hot blue chicks being raped by big green dicks? Because this is doomed to fail.

Probably. Green dicks couldn't species mix with blue legs.

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Remove the nose piercings and she'll be quarter human soon too.

What a faggot

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How is his dick coming out from his thighs? It looks like it's a foot away from his pelvic region, where the base of his penis should be.

artistic license because you'd probably wouldn't even see the dick if it was drawn correctly

Goddammit user why did you have to point that out

I dunno

A physically strong female is one definition of "strong female character". As is "literal perfection". I don't think that's what everyone was clamoring for, though, since that's not all that interesting after the first time. But I don't think anyone at Blizzard got the memo, so here we are.

I didn't play Warlords, so I don't know what they did with her character, but I'm guessing absolutely nothing beyond shoving her through the plot instead of letting her affect it. Because how can she affect it, she's already perfect so there's no way anything interesting is gonna happen when she experiences the events that happen. It's going to be Paladin Handbook Response to Scenario 7b. It's not going to be surprise, or anger, or anguish, none of that interesting stuff. Because that would be "weak" and Blizzard can't be having weak female characters in their stories anymore.

If they wanted to make that strong female character they wanted so badly, they should just take this Yrel and throw her into the grinder. Let the blades nick and cut into her perfect form, just like everyone else. Let the character change as they explore the world, meet new and different people, experience the joys and horrors of the world. Let her develop a personality beyond what she started with, find new desires and responsibilities. No human can be emotionally attached to perfection, because that concept is impossible.

That's your primary concern? Not the spine?

That third picture, I don't think Sherlock Holmes is Czech. I'm pretty sure he's English.

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You summed it up pretty well without even playing, bravo.

I think I've done maybe half the quests on my Alliance alt so I might not have the full picture, but it was basically that Horny Sue was a prisoner that you rescued and then all of a sudden she gets thrust into the spotlight and eventually becomes de facto leader of the alt-Draenei when alt-Velen suicides to stop a void lord (main-Velen is just hanging out on Azeroth, he wisely skipped out on going through the Dark Portal).

After that it's even more of her intolerable accent and complete immunity to anything and everything, which fucks with you all the way through the rest of the continent. Fucking Maraad even suicides to save her, so thanks Blizz for killing off a remotely interesting character to save Horny Sue. And then she shows up at the end of the final raid to fuck around like she knows what she's doing, someone who literally weeks or months before (timeline's hard) was nothing more than a slave girl. Luckily neither she nor anyone else killsteals you, although I guess technically since apparently demons can't die anywhere but the Nether now Archimonde kinda killsteals himself? Then she even gets a prominent spot in the final cutscene of the expansion where she's all "gonna rebuild Draenor now cya."

So in a nutshell, an awful Mary Sue shows up, takes over at least half the quest content for Alliance, ruining it in the process, and the only solace we can take is that she might never be heard from again.

I mean, I don't necessarily go to Warcraft for strong (literary, not physical) characters, but it would be better if they didn't try to hamfist a terrible one to show how they're so progressive now or whatever.

Insert side note here about the horrendous lack of boobplate in recent years despite its continued popularity through transmog. For fuck's sake, Blizzard, if you're gonna design armor sets with shoulders the size of Abrams tanks, I'm pretty sure boobplate is well within the bounds of reason.

the only character i like to play is rumble.
because you can burn heimerdinger (the 100% pure jew character)

give some freedom with ult
and punch the shit out of any faggot playing trendy character…
but that was before lol start fucking thing up like going full dota2 in it style. (not even mentioning his why of making money)
still can t stand the new map

his dick is huge and he has a very flexible spine

i don't see the problem

his dick is huge and he has a very flexible spine

i don't see the problem

and neither does my dick

i hope i've just made you sad.

why can't hentai sites do a better job of separating the gay and non-gay porn?

Futa's only gay if the guy is getting fucked.

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what is leftypol about that ?

sjws says stuff like this all the time

You're in a much denial of being gay as that other guy replied to in two posts above is in denial of being a furry.

noice m8

If it's futa on female it's vaguely hetero.
if it's futa on male it's gay.
if it's futa on futa it's gay.
there are no exceptions.

Anyway, who cares about your particular standards.

This thread went to a strange place…

this is my fetish.

My nigger. That set is dope.

nah, par for the course.

Nigga that's kawaii.

Just write a good character.

While on the topic of female characters, can you guys comment on the female MC im making for a short story im writing? ill write it next comment.

Upvoted, fellow MGTOW.

im trying not to be mary-sue, how did i do so far?

Yrel's writing was no worse than typical Blizzard writing. There is so much BS in Warlords that you shouldn't even be mentioning her.

Have her become cold and ruthless. Have her men hate her way of leading. Expand from there, you can have an entire series from this plot. t. writer

So is Anthony "MEME MEME MEME" Burch.

Your description, thus far, says little to nothing about your character's personality and motivations. Is she a perpetual hardass? Is there anything that makes her react in any way different from her "standard?" Does she have flaws that run deeper than superficial battle scars? Do her troops look up to her? Fear her? Do they have valid reasons to do either?

Im working on that too, she already hates that shes stuck on the dry rock that is mars and is trying to make the best of the situation.

She absolutely hates mars and the PMC shes with, but she isnt finished, with the arm she does indeed have PTSD (i was planning a flashback with something she sees at the colony).

But it isnt finished, im working on it!

Most of the time shit would be replaced with new shit after few quests, so you don't really have time to build hate for it. But shit like Yrel and Garrosh just kept coming back, you could tell Blizz really wanted them to be a big deal. That's were the hate comes from.
Like that plant guy that takes over the story in Guild Wars 2. All the writing was shit there as well, but this plant guy just fucking stays around, so hate had time to build.

His writing is monumentally terrible. Even "revenge a loved one" story ark is more bearable than his scribbling.

You could have things start going to shit, despite her best efforts to keep the company alive. But this is your story, so I wont lecture you on how to write your own story. Just keep in mind your characters need to have downsides and hardships it's what makes great characters great

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Your initial description of your character was pretty basic–a job, some connecting relationships with other characters, a few distinguishing features, and one or two events in her history. There aren't any glaring errors thus far, like facts contradicting each other, but until you flesh out her personality, interactions, motivations, etc., she's flat enough that she could be written off as a supporting character. The hates Mars/hates PMC angles are a good start, but you'll want to clarify them, as well as connect them to events (why does she Mars? Does she hate the planet itself? The environment? The governing body? The citizenry? You could apply similar questions to her PMC.). You also might want to think about collateral effects of whatever events shaped her. If she hates her PMC because management refuses to recognize her talents, does that leave her with trust issues? An inferiority/superiority complex? A reckless disregard for her own safety (and, perhaps, those of whatever poor bastards are attached to her command)?

You have a lot of room to work with. Push into it a bit, attach more details to her existing ones (or rewrite existing ones, if you find you don't like them), and see what you end up with.

Exactly, its already going down the shitter where they are right now, the enormous land ships called rovers are ancient colony creation ships that barely stay together and shes had to use these relics to cross an enormous martian desert to get to one colony, not to forget that the supply rover suddenly turned back thanks to a malfunction.

Yeah, quite a lot still to do but i wanted to get the base of her done, thanks for the help fellas.

You know that part where they tried to appeal to SJWs? That.
The people that really want female characters are out there playing/reading/making them instead of complaining over the internet about it. The leftovers are just a bunch of legbeards and jealous fatties.

*uses an anime picture to call someone out*

Yea…faggot.

I miss the old splash arts that didn't suck (like when Rumble didn't look like a retarded furfag, and LoL wasn't trying to be like a serious anime).

I can't stand any of the new changes tbh.

The point you seem to not get is that she was forced to wear it against her will.

Imagine this, some disgusting landwhale captures you and forces you to have pink dyed hair, a hipster stache and a Che Guevara shirt. Would you enjoy it?

Fixed

So the message here is change your appearance for someone to like you because that matters more than you're personality and qualities, right?

WoW was a mistake

Terribad analogy. You meant to say

Cataclysm Wow and beyond were mistakes. At least Pre-Cata was decent.

Nice doublethink retard.

???

it's just a triggered tumblrtard trying too hard to fit in.

Nice logic. Sorry for disrupting your hugbox.

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this will never happen, Thrall is VA by Chris Metzen that thinks he is the savior of videogames and a god among men.

wow should have a 3rd faction honestly…
this horde/alliance is outdated if you concider everything that happend …

legion should have his 3rd faction.

also since WoP now you can have a race who can go both
fun fact : this races are monk….
monk who are force to kill each other by chosing a faction…
utter stupidity

Hope you enjoy having a 2-and-a-half foot horsedick in your ass.

Oh my god, I just realized she was introduced in WoD, and that is the current expansion still.

Holy fuck. It felt like she was a throw away character from the start of Cataclysm.

>RIGHT NOW

seriously dude why do you try to hide your love for dick behind trans.
get out of the closet and GTFO faggot.

I would play WoW again if there was a third faction antagonistic to the Alliance and Horde.

make her get raped by her own crew

are you too busy being a fucking gaylord to even know what you're talking about?

seems pretty gay tbhfam

I didn't want to know this.

It's almost like people who've been playing the same game for more than a fucking decade don't like new things or something.

Only gaylord here is the guy jerking it to dicks. That would be you in this case.

effeminate insults are to be expected from such limp wristed homos I guess

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just because you have shit taste doesn't mean you need to bring your gay sour grapes into this thread

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it s time to stop feeding the fag

woah you sure got me faggot

Why is it all your futa features large dicks? An organ that is inherently masculine.

Its fine if you're gay, however, slapping tits on some balls and a massive cock doesnt make it straight.

nice dubs

Penis is a sexual, private part of the male body

Liking penis is gay. Futanari emphasizes Dick. If you like Dick, you can still be straight, but you like dick and probably enjoy sucking cock or would enjoy sucking a dick or playing with dicks.

If you find dicks arousing, you're gay. just explore your sexuality because you're probably gay and don't know it.

just wanted to mention the two stages: liking dicks or finding them arousing.

actually most futa emphasise the female form more so than any other fetish, if you look at futa compared to generic porn you'll see wider hips, bigger breasts, nicer legs etc.

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Two things.

1. If true, why the massive cock?
2. If that's the case, why not just fap to girls without dicks?

because the cartoon porn of chicks without dicks are practically sticks with boobs or lolicon shit

You haven't looked at Gelbooru much have you?

A futanari is the highest form of human being.

To the Cult of Cocks maybe. Normal people call them hermaphrodites.

This is what Taoists believe actually.
69ing is encouraged because you're regaining the yin/yang from the opposite gender to become more close to the original form (futa)

While denying that futa isn't symbolic of unification (Baphomet being unification of Samael and Lilith) and equality, its still really fucking gay to fap to.

The male genitalia ensures higher level thinking in abstracts capable of a male mind fueled by testosterone, as well as the inner drive that brings. The female body with genitalia allows you to become a vehicle for the propagation of the human species, as well as possess the tenderness that women have in comparison to the more logical thinking processes of men, and also allows you access to motherhood, which brings true understanding for the human condition and the raising of the next generation.

Not only are you gay, you're an enlightened latte sipping fag hiding behind logic and reasoning to justify a fetish. Don't, it'll ruin it for you later.

Its fine if you like girls with dicks, I just don't understand why you feel the need to metaphorically force it down the throats of others.

You're just as bad as a furry who demands people to look at their shitty porn and cry 'fursecution' to nay sayers.

no-ones forcing anything on you, hes just explaining why he likes it

Provided, I could be addressing the wrong person as I can't be assed to look at IDs.

I stand by the whole "logic and reasoning" thing as ruining fetishes however.

I've ruined several fetishes unintentionally like this

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>2016 not being full gay

>implying I'm not bisexual
The cock piercings ruin the image. Shit just looks painful.

When you start adding dicks to things to make them better, it's clearly the dick you're obsessed with. That's full gay

it's not THAT painful

no

A strong female character thread turned into futa and trap dumping, if that's not forcing it down other people's throats I don't know what is, since I joined the thread to lurk and see what people have to say about Blizzard's downfall and retarded choices but was met with literal faggotry

Futafags have always been on the same level if not worse than furries

My gigaton nigga!

This.

even if you're not into the gay shit its an improvement over talking about Blizzard related topics.

fuck off

Uhh

blizzard topics are gayer than gay porn

Futa is still gay you fucking retard

You didn't search hard enough user

Don't remind me, all we got that year was a fucking hamfisted "Oh, yeah, metroid turned 25 today. Eh, make a half reference to that, half advertisement for metroid fusion on the eshop and call it good. Symphony? Fuck no, we don't care about that shit."

That Arcee looks suspiciouly like the Angelg from SRW.

you are so full of shit.
69 is closer to yin yang but have nothign to do with futa …
or explain how
put dick in her mouth while licking her pussy = futa?

futa would be your girlfirend standing in front of you and masturbate you as if it was her penis.

all the futa fag thing emphasise on the dick because that s the only point of it.

you like cock, you get arroused by cock . why do you still want to be in your closet ? are you lost in it ?
you are gay. period get out and go to the appropriate board.

or just abomination. it s like saying tentacles are the highest form, or [insert random monstergirl]

dam! how did Holla Forums became refuge to so many faggot.

mangafox.me/manga/sports_girl/

the "noob fuck the pro" still exist … but it s a "normal" manga . so it s censored
by transforming the dick into a rod of light

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easiest way .
why ? you prefer eatmanga ?
or if you like here are the raw of all thoses normal but broderline porn manga

raws.yomanga.co/directory/
some may be translated

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no, i just do not care .

Time to kill yourself.

What wizardry is this?