OP was a very lonely young closed faggot. But he wasn’t for the want of trying an enormous homosexual. Every night, OP used to cruise the singles bars, looking for the perfect waifu. And tonight, it’s going to be his lucky night. Oh yes, well, he found himself at the bar, two or three seats down from a very generic animu looking girl, Juliet. Well, he had a drink, summoned up his courage and sought down there and started to chat Juliet up. Bought her a drink, or two, or ten. And before long, she made no objection when he invited her back to his place.
Well, OP started to make the moves on Juliet, but under close scrutiny, was very shocked, stunned and surprised to discover that Juliet was not in fact a real person at all, but an inflatable doll with a dragon dildo strap on. This would have count for a couple of things, thought OP: she was very quiet, and yet she always looked like she was just going to say something. Well, this surprised discovery, did not deter OP from his night of cucking and lust with his BIG BLACK BULL and in fact, night, after night, after night, after night, of cucking and lust followed. OP was shagged out.
Anyway, eventually he decided to take Juliet, who was of course the ideal companion: she never had a headache, she never said no, she never had to stay and wash her hair, but he did decide to take her further away and went to the cinema to see a film. Well, there he was, lit up a cigarette, what he always did after sex, and then, he put his arm around her and started to get encrossed in the film, but yes, he started to get so engrossed in the film, that he forgot to keep an eye on the ash, on the end of his cigarette. Well, the ash got longer and of course the inevitable happened, the ash fell into Juliet’s lap. And instead of the customary "Ouch!" all OP heard was a BANG as Juliet fled off the seat and started to circle the cinema ceiling like a burst balloon. Well unfortunately for OP, that was the last he ever saw of Juliet, and today OP is still a very lonely young closeted faggot.
This actually has nothing to do with the next piece of music. I thought I just had to share that with you. But it has something to do with dubs. And this is a selection from dubs, that we’ve casually strung together. And mister Mike "The Kike" Rutherford will show you how it goes.
