DOOM 4 GENERAL

You just want porn.

god damn it

So the multipleplayer is shit but I heard the single player is decent. Any truth to this?

So, markiplier got his hands on DOOM 4:
transfer.sh/12eA9B/knee-deep-in-the-dead-doom-part-1.mp4

It looks barely passable.

Only if you have a GTX 1080™ with Vulkan® and give lots of money to Bethesda ®

Cyclic porn thread? Nice.(NOT HERE RETARD)

Does it really use denuvo?

I WAS PROMISED PORN

YOU FAGGOTS LIED

Mark needs to clarify.

MARK!!!

Damn that's some quality right out of the gate. Keep going user, I haven't seen Splatoon porn since right after the game was announced.

You guys are retards and you really should have read

You illiterate newfags deserve bans

I really don't fucking care if I get banned for two hours as Mark spergs because god forbid we prevent shilling, I'll just crawl into another shithole.

see

This is the general

do not post lewds here

Everyone in this thread needs to kill themselves.

Then fucking go faggot, nobody wants you here

And so, the italian jew has spoken!

Fucking mark.

Porn dumps are aloud in Doom 4 threads.
This is a Doom 4 thread.
Being implicit isn't sound enough, Mark should have been explicit instead.

MGSV was contained into a cyclical thread too though.

It's as slow as we were expecting. In Doom3 you had to go through emails and audio logs on your PDA to get passcodes. In this one it's watching hologram recordings to beat bullshit puzzles.

MGSV was better than DOOM 4 even tho it was unfinished, imagine how terrible this DOOM is.

So the game runs as bad as Rage?

What is there to discuss? It's garbage.

You don't get it do you? This is to prevent multiple Doomed threads. should bomb other Doomed threads instead, not this one

What I want to know is why nothing was done about the constant Overwatch threads

Even one thread is asking too much for a bastardization of a gaming legend.

It wasn't though. It was all over the board. The kojima cock suckers were supposed to stay in one thread but didn't. Mark didn't tell people to spam those threads because it was his precious mgs game. Mark also sticked a bunch of stuff related to mgs v before it even came out.

my source came out again, he said he'll try and get the email.

also they sent a memo out on porndumps specifically, and it basically read something like "Don't look at it, and if you see something especially heinous, tell your manager"

Don't worry family, I had my fun and now I leave to greener fields.

The overwatch shills embrace the porn though. I'm like 99% of the overwatch porn is being paid for by blizzard.

Did you graduate high school?

MARK STANDS FOR MARKIPLIER
transfer.sh/12eA9B/knee-deep-in-the-dead-doom-part-1.mp4

Because we're waiting for the launch date

:^)

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CRACK WHEN

buuut Maaaaaaark, Overwatch isn't even fuuuuuun! And it's all SJWed to hell!

COMMENCE LOLI DEPLOYMNENT

DOOM is shit and Mark is a faggot. Please kill yourselves.

IT BEGINS in other threads

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I don't know what source you're talking about.

Anyhow I'm glad you're telling people to shut down doom the shills with porn and keeping this in one thread. I just wish you were more consistent about it. I was really disappointed with the way the mgs v shilling was handled.

TIME TO END IT ALL

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But Overwatch is actually good

Why would you want to crack it at this point? It looks like a slightly better Duke Nukem Forever and slightly better than DOOM 3, but that's it.

Why would they shill here though? Why do they care about a board of 3000 people that basically accept the game is shit, and not worth full price at all

Holy shit that's gotta be fake.

I agree, but tell that to the Bethdrones. That Doomed shotgun in is inexcusable.

The answer to that is posting degenerate shit in those threads. Normal unrelated stuff would probably suffice for Doomed shill threads though

that comics theme

Not here braw, try the other doom thread.

liar

Let's make sure this webm is in this thread.

Hi where are the webums :DDDDD

also not here

Would you really doubt Bethesda at this point? I mean id went to them for advice on how to "modernize" it after seeing bethesda do fallout 3

Ban this moron.

Hey man doom 3 wasn't a good doom game, but by itself it was a decent shooter. Doom 4 looks like ass all around.

I guess not. It just seems so dumb even for Bethesda. Like I get its probably an Easter egg, but it looks like it's not even hidden at all. Why would you put in an immersion breaking Easter egg in plain sight.

So, where's the torrent?

You can find pre load torrents, nothing cracked that I've seen on public trackers

Denuvo, not even worth pirating

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This has been explained ad nauseam already. It wouldn't matter if there were only 300 or 30 people on this board, they'd still be here.

Their job is to make the other marketing firms that measure their performance report that their brand is being discussed throughout the internet amongst desirable demographics. They don't care if you like it or not, if you're going to buy it or preorder it or pirate it. That's not their job. In the launch window it's focused solely on brand evangelizing to get it trending.

Has anyone on Holla Forums made any maps or mods yet?

IF I COULD START AGAIN

Welp
I was gonna try out a few levels but combined with the fact that I've just learned there are fucking ADS upgrades for your guns my interest has just plummeted.
Fuck this game.

I hate what they've done with Doom 4. Doom 3 was great. Pre doom 3 is nostalgia goggles. Welp, they made Doom Quake and the single player looks fucking gay, the multi looks like quake.

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Oh for fuck's sake, I don't think its anywhere near as good as people make it out to be but calling it nostalgia goggles when games like the original Tomb Raider exist is insane

THE FINAL BOSS IS SOME FEMALE SCIENTIST TURNED INTO THE SPIDER MASTERMIND

THE GAME ENDS WITH YOU BEING SEALED IN SOME GRAVITY HOLD WHILE A ROBOT TAKES A DEMONIC KEY FROM YOU AND IT BECOMES A SWORD, SETTING UP DLC

THE GAME IS NOTHING BUT ENEMY ARENAS SEPARATED BY HALLWAYS

I just got bored with Doom 3. Maybe I'll play it one of these days, but I don't know.

As for the Easter Egg, they probably put it in just so kids will feel special when they find it because easter eggs barely exist in games now, or even require effort to look for and find now.

Getting it trending, thats it? Sounds like a waste of time.

I'll fuck you up, the original two Doom games were great, even Doom 64 was good. The logical evolution for the series though was Quake.

I was worried in a way that they would be considered TOO GOOFY for the new generation. Now everyone can be debased equally.

So the villain is a stronk wymmin? Goddamnit, I also fucking hate people transforming into monsters. Got sick of it after resident evil

The design is almost certainly complete shit, though.

If that is for real please spread it everywhere

These redditors sure make a convincing argument.

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A MILLION MILES FROM HERE

Polygon masters of FPS
who is ready preorder? :^)

u.teknik.io/Q6wEK.webm

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Also: "OMG This game is hard, I died 4 times."

What the fuck is that suppose to mean?

I looked it up to see if you were telling the truth

fuck you, this is one the most boring fights I've ever seen

I guess he means "hey I moved my analog stick a bit besides just going in a straight line and i found a pick up, cool"

I WOULD KEEP MYSELF

I fucking despise you Mark.

Holy fucking bulletsponge

Wew, another moron! Learn to read!

Let me guess: there's no slider

I heard that thing before.

Again its like poetry it rhymes

What the fuck am I misreading? This is a DOOM 4 thread, Mark said he's allowing unspoilered porn dumps in DOOM 4 threads, LITERALLY NO WHERE EXCEPT AFTER MARK BANNED THAT ONE GUY DID IT SAY TO NOT POST PORN HERE.

Mark is just being an autistic fat Jew as usual.

Well, I didn't waste money on it and it's protected by denuvo, so I don't think I can.

Jesus… Was it really necessary? New Wolfenstein survived without it and it had "dragonborn helmet" in it.

As much as I want to "hurr cuntsoles can't FPS", this is fucking polygon doing what they are best at: pretending to like vidya.

every doom 4 thread besides this one

DSP's stream here

can someone tell the MOOM story?
how retarded is it?
did the put a rabbit in the game?

should i give going?

Don't worry about it m8, it doesn't matter. I'll save my collection of interracial cuckold pornography for another time.

Honestly Mark, just fucking kill yourself you would not be missed, in fact, I think everyone on Holla Forums would celebrate. Also because you didn't declare that in the sticky or the OP of this thread, have some more porn, Go fuck yourself, I don't even like this shitty board because you're fucking autistic.(RETARD WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Not sure what your difficulty is, friend, because everyone apart from you seems to have understood the situation just fine.

This is the cylical thread you dumb faggot reread the sticky. you want to post porn here let me redirect your chromosome hoarding ass to the other ones.

Woah, somebody ban this triggernigger for offending my feelings!

Normalfags are far too easily impressed

With an enemy like the Spider MASTERMIND I expected them to have a fight where you have to think. Even something in phases, where you have to mix up tactics, would have been more interesting. Instead they make a bulletsponge.

Yes

lol, I guess

So the Spider Mastermind, emphasis on the Mastermind, isn't even the mastermind, but that Ultron rip off. And holy fuck that sword. We anime and lazy DLC cash in now.

I thought nuDoom couldn't get any worse. It did.

continuing the long tradition of only using Denuvo when your game is a scam.

THE FUCKING STICKY SAYS "Doom 4 discussion goes here" IT DOES NOT SAY THAT THIS THREAD IS EXEMPT FROM PORN DUMPS YOU ILLITERATE CUNT, HONESTLY, I DON'T EVEN CARE, I JUST FUCKING HATE MARK

Thanks for the ban hooknose

Was it so hard to put at least some more platforms or some obstacles?

I was hoping there would be a secret staff weapon with daisy's head, as a BLOOD tribute.

For some reason my images didn't post so here, please ban me again for 10 minutes I care so much

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That's incredible. I didn't expect it to be this bad. That rail gun thing he uses in the first half of the video has the most unpleasant weapon sound effect I have heard. Almost all the weapons have really unsatisfying sound effects.

And doesn't the very beginning essentially spell out that you are in fact DEMONS?

at first I thought that the Mastermind health bar was a halo shield indicator too because I didn't think it they would put a health bar in a DOOM game but I guess my standards were a bit too high

They are pulling out all the edgy cliches for this aren't they

Nah, they bumped it up to make the PC showcase look faster

Even the fucking Icon of Sin was a better boss fight, and the Icon of Sin couldn't even attack you directly.

Yes

It seems mark edited the sticky removing the part where it said the cyclical would be the general non porn dumping thread

It doesn't look like that anymore though. Update this to show the actual pacing of the game now.

Here, I think you need this.

I firmly believe they didnt look at previous doom titles when developing, they just looked at the memes. "no john, you are the demons", "RIP AND TEAR" with the glory kills. Its all fucking disgusting

That's stealth marketing in a nutshell, both a waste of time and entirely focused on meaningless metrics.

Well that's not what the fucking sticky says now is it?

As bad as the final boss fight for DOOMed looks, it perfectly fits in with the rest of the game.

Slow and boring with glimpses of potential, but also dumbed down because of console control. I can't remember the last time I saw violence in a game like this and yawned

Kill me.

It might be somewhat more engaging if you could actually see what was going on in the half of the screen which is obstructed by the fuckhuge gun models

what do you think about shadow warrior 2 ? The game looks colorful and fast, you don't take fall damage, you can climb building and shit… but it's basically borderlands with randomly generated maps. I don't know how to feel about it. Embed is 10 min gameplay

It's on DevolverDigital channel, they're no jews

Is the arrow to the meme real? Is it in the game?

Its to remind you you're playing a "Doom" game, goy

That'd also be the case if the guns seem to have any effect. The pistol looks more useless than its ever been.

This is like an idiot's approximation of Doom 3.

needs guncaster.

Considering a few seconds into the game you get the "rip and tear" lmao meme, yes.

The Doom comic was good because it expressed very well the way I felt playing original doom for the first time. Get the biggest gun and fuck shit up. It was great because it was based on gameplay, not on two-second chainsaw cutscenes of the fucking reboot.

depends on if they completely fuck up guns again, and how they do enemy placement, because some the arenas in the first were just painful slogs
also on how much they charge

Well, from what I've seen in the gameplay (I've watched about 3 or 4 different sources) It looks very solid, the guns feel great. The problem that I have (well, not a problem, but a worry) are those RPG elements like levels and stats. I didn't like borderlands at all.

Jesus fuck it's worse then I thought. Doesn't this shit have denuvo too?

and i know it's not RPG without roleplaying, but I don't know a better word to describe this.

Yup, they went down a checklist of things to get wrong. I havent seen such a trainwreck of a game in ages

It does.

So… as someone who doesn't really play fps games regularly, this game looks like some casual brainless fun.

If I am not that invested in the "doom purity", what else is there to hate?

Every bus stop is plastered with MOOM posters, i just shake my fucking head every time I see this shit.

I wish they'd do that with original DOOM cover, so I could steal it and hang it in my room.

John Carmack is the villain at the end of Doom 4. You can either kill him or nuke Hell.

Does Denuvo stop people making mods for protected games? Kinda weird they'd lock down a game like this when people still play the originals because of how moddable they are.

I've seen DOOD ads on TV
That's pretty much all they show.

Well, the problem is that this game is way to easy for even casual FPS player (at least if they played the old games) Forget about DOOM, let's compare it to Quake, since it's 3D, easier to compare.

In DOOM4 you don't need to look for ammo and HP packs around the level, they always drop from an enemy if you're low on ammo or health. That's right, the game gives you HP & AMMO when you need it for free

There's very few enemies at the same time. Usually you'll have 3-5 enemies, more spawn after you kill. That's boring

The enemies are retarded. They barelly attack you, just walk around, shot some fireball from time to time.

The guns are weak. Even the weakest enemy can't be killed with one shotgun shot. The fuck ?

Is that fucking Optimus Prime?

It keeps getting worse the longer I watch. It's like a car crash. You know it's bad, but you can't look away from the horror.

Daily reminder you can identify doom shills by "What is wrong with it?".

That's the problem. Playing Doom 1 and 2 would be a far better time

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And another tip. Don't post gifs or webms of porn. They won't click it anyway. It must be "scary" just by the thumbnail

The best thing is they could just disable images but, you know… they didn't figure out the IDs yet.

If it looks fun to you, go right ahead, ultimately it is your time and maybe money if you arent a pirate. I'm personally just way too let down because I loved the original id games a lot and I grew up on them, I think they age like wine.

I'd be complaining less if it didn't cost $80 in my country, or if it didnt need 55gb just to download.

They're probably doing some Age of Ultron shit like an user earlier said in this thread. Once I saw that it's hard to not see or hear it.

Would dumping Doom-specific porn work? There was that Evolve shill who confessed that he had to stop because the company didn't want to be associated with porn but that might have been a clever ruse

what do you mean by this?

idk man. I'm just saying there's no point of posting gifs or webms. The thumbnail is made out of first frame right ? So usually it wont show anything… interesting.

Good idea user
hdoomguy.tumblr.com/tagged/hdoom

Probably not, Doomed barely resembles the previous games

He means that robot who takes the keyblade off nuDoomguy, whereas Spider Mastermind is just another monster

The robot at the end

Takes literally five minutes and there's 20+ years of community content out there when you get tired of vanilla.

RobotJoe did a few Doom themed images.

Doom doesn't get shilled as much as overwatch.

if it is at least as good as the first game then worth a pirate. If the coop system is well integrated then it'll might be worth a purchase. There doesn't seem to be a release date other than "2016" though, kinda worrying.

speaking of hdoom…

At least romero hasnt been affected by SJWism

I've watched a long interview with the devs in polish (i'm polish ofc) and they said it's gonna be somewhere in the September - October and they don't specify any date to not dissapoint fans when it gets delayed, same thing Valve always says. He said a lot about the game, maybe I should make subtitles or something, because there's no video with so much detail in english I think.

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Meanwhile in Trudeauland, Doom 4 is being outsold by titles like Who's Your Daddy and Firewatch.

Holy fuck, I don't think reddit has ever been so beautifully summed up in one sentence.

this isn't the vidya cringe thread user :^)

That's hilarious

BTW, Serious Sam 4 is supposed to come out this year. Check out this interview with the devs, just turn on the subtitles.

Nice to see Armello is selling well.

Thumbnail makes it look like furshit

It's a 4x and board game hybrid. It's a decent game.

Then what's the point? Why make a cyclical for a piece of shit that's being shilled to hell, if not to force discussion into a terrible place where no actual discussion can take place, as a consequence for and response to the viral marketing for a garbage game that has no merit. You're basically helping Bethesda with this shit.

Its a containment thread, everyone knows its being shilled and its easy enough to ignore. And if someone make another MooM thread then its assuradley a shill and deserves to be porn dumped

Totalshill loves nu-Doom whilst missing the fact that he only reaches below 50 health once, then the game proceeds to lovingly caresses his scrotum to top him up back to max.

Corridor, then arena, then corridor, then arena sure looks fun.
Visceral low skill ceiling combat sure looks fun.
At least it seems somewhat fast, at least when the glory kills aren't pulling you out of combat.
He does mention he's playing on easy, or 2nd lowest difficulty setting, if that affects anything

just enemy damage and bulletsponginess

Affects enemy health and damage.
Game doesnt solely rely on pickups and consoles can handle high enemy counts.

Ok, can I play some of those megawads with brutal doom? How do I do that?

Also, what is better: zdoom or gzdoom?

He sold out when he got cancer. All he does is shill for products now, There is absolutely nothing Cynical about his opinions.
Gotta earn that paper for his wife son.

Yes, but I would suggest vanilla with Ketchut.

GZDoom

Trips

Now

Fuck

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I don't like FPS games that much, so I've never played Doom. Other than the DRM, what's so bad about this new one? Would you consider it good if it wasn't called a Doom game? It doesn't look like total dogshit like Fallout 4 did.

Yup, it all checks out. Its cancer

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Go play the original and you will understand.

All these salty af kids

Ugh. Such low effort shit.
It'd be more interesting to change AI behaviours to be more aggressive, or give them new abilities like more projectiles that they fire or give the projectiles they fire a blast radius in increasing difficulties, but no, let's just give everything more health and increase their damage.
It's the epitome of laziness.

Even if it wasn't Doom, it'd be mediocre at best, very much like that new Wolfenstein

Called it

Don't hate, I looked some videos and Brutal Doom looked awesome. So, if anyone can tell me what's wrong with it I'll be listening.

So, what's Ketchup?

In case you haven't noticed he completely sold out ever since he was diagnosed with cancer. He's under literal shilling contract for Blizzard too.
He has absolutely 0 standards and became a corporate bitch to sustain his most expensive in the world cancer theraphy (he picked the milionaire option for treatment, I shit you not, he picked the most expensive one in the fucking world and it still won't save him).
Gotta pay them bills with shills.

Honestly if I were him I'd rather focus on enjoying myself while I still have time rather than becoming a sad corporate bitch that does nothing but play shitty games.

Can we contain le Meme Souls in a cyclical thread too?

Spotted the shill if you are in fact this new, go into the non-Doomed threads and ask for the Doom infographs

Just finished it and I thought it was pretty damn good considering other fps games that has dropped in the last decade. Shits on doom 3 by a mile tbh. It's not easy on nightmare.

Stop being so damn autistic, you aren't getting any better new fps games.

He should go back to bitching about FOV. Funny how he doesn't mind the FOV in this game, the shill cunt.

What's a salty af?

A Gore mod that doesnt change vanilla.
While Brutal Doom is nice hybrid between OG FPS and twich shooters it changes the game heavily.

Play the original and appreciate the roots of the genre before playing Brutal Doom, or even any mod to be honest.

Serious Sam 4 will be announced pretty soon, so yes

Were you expecting anything else?
Also bodies dissapear much like Doom 3 and you need an upgrade to get the shotgun to reach medium range.

You must be really mad you can't make multiple Doomed threads anymore

What bothers me about what he writes about his cancer is how general he is, I get he isn't a physician but it is highly unlikely for a metastasized cancer and a month to live as a prognosis to just magically disappear and become manageable again.

Nah mate, suck a dick , this Doom game is generic garbage.

Oh Dude, Doom 2 is probably my second most played game (the first one being Marathon Infinity). My love for the double-barreled shotgun is only matched by my love of pizza. But, like Marathon, some mods developed the gameplay without losing the original appeal.

And while I played almost every single Marathon mod out there, I know very little of the current Doom mods. Last time I played was probably around 2004. So, yeah… updates to my knowledge would be great.

Check out the other thread about classic doom 8ch.net/v/res/9266508.html#9321116

Of course, he has a fat wife and a son that is not his while hes about to die.

Hes called Total Asscancet because he has a whole is cancer but theres a bigger cancerous focus on his ass.

Guess who liked the game?

Why aren't you playing Doom 64 instead?
Google Doom 64 Ex and grab the Doom 64 rom from Emuparadise.

First shadow warrior was worse than this m8

Already post

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Fuck off retard

What kind of DUUM thread is this?

They gave him 1-2 years from what I remember.
Gonna be probably longer than that due to the ultra expensive treatment he picked but that treatment will completely fuck his body up and make his life a living hell anyway.

Remember how he literally shat out his entire fucking bowels and intestines, LIVE, ON STREAM? Chemo fucks you up hard.

niggerspeak for anger or jealousy, used interchangeably because niggers can't into nuance and colloquialized because niggers can only grasp concepts in the context of cheap disposable goods.

You deserve to get banned.

I'll consider it later. Not a big FPS fan and I'm busy playing other vidya, but I might give it a chance since it's considered a classic.

So the original game had you killing enemies faster and better level design? And how is Doom 2?

I never told anyone to buy anything. I was looking for someone who liked the original to explain the differences and why the new Doom was such shit like everyone seems to say. And you can tell Fallout 4 looks like shit just from looking at it. I'm not fit to critique FPS games so I can't judge the new Doom accurately.

Havent heard about this, you would think there would at least be a webm of it posted on Holla Forums frequently

Well, while I'm not an oncologist, I did study some cases while in pre-med (I dropped off). There are rare cases where metastasis slows down to a point where treatment is effective enough to consider it a chronical problem. It's rare and it depends pretty much on luck. But it happens in at least 2% or 3% of metastasis cases.

Maybe if the sticky was clearer?

Well shit, I'm sorry.

I guess there is no recording of that anywhere?

Oh, shit!

Someone explain to me how in the fuck this takes up 55GB? Everything about this looks like shit

You couldn't see it since, you know, shat himself below the camera level but it happened and his landwhale wife intervened and forced him to break the stream but he refused initially and literally continued to stream while his guts were on the fucking floor. He's fucked in the head.

lenovo z510 laptop
nvidia gt 740m 2gb
i5 4th generation
8gb ram

is this enough to play doom 4?

Grow up you double nigger

What. nigga now that you mention it, we gonna need some vids

You're full of shit Shadow Warrior wasnt the old school FPS savior it advertized itself to be, but the game was good, certainly better than this piece of shit.

I do believe I need to see this.

Those are the EU top sellers.

Now you got me interested.

I should have read the Wikipedia article I was reading to brush up on his illness progression a bit better then, woops.

That's what I mean, its rare as all hell and I have to wonder if he's not playing the cancer card for cash, I'm probably just being paranoid about it though so I'll just drop it.

Like I said, you couldn't see it but it happened.
reddit.com/r/Cynicalbrit/comments/30kaqo/gennabain_just_had_to_push_his_intestines_back/
reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/311f6v/totalbiscuits_guts_are_right_where_they_need_to/

Plebbit link since it's the only source I can still find on google.

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Nope, if i recall correctly the top sellers category is global

There is, but he said nothing and kept the a straight face. Mostly because he didn't notice, it happened bellow the colostomy bag. It was during one of the board games sessions I think. He just said that he would have to stop the stream and would continue the next day/weekend. Only after that he noticed that the smaller intestine was dripping from the colostomy hole.

Same game with poorer level design, and some shitty enemies.
At least the Super Shotty is fun to use.

I guess it sucks when your husband takes the spotlight for having cancer

lol, fucking retarded beaners

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Even if you don't play it, it's required for nearly all the greatest gameplay mods ever made. Keep that in mind.

one for actual discussion

the other ones are free reign

Nah man he really has cancer, but if you saw how shitty his diet and lifestyle are you wouldn't be surprised.
I mean I have shitty diet and lifestyle but compared to his mine is like an example of pure health.

Add to this how generally shitty american and british food is in general, also the shitty tap water in Murrika that's infested with chlorine.

youtube.com/watch?v=FL3ZdFepBHY

Goddamn, no wonder he's giving a great review for doom, the publishers have him exactly where they want him by giving his ass tons of money so he can afford to keep his anus intact

They chose to put this information out on the internet? For sympathy points I presume?

He's a massive attentionwhore as is his wife, it's not a secret. When he's streaming on Twitch his wife often just pops randomly and start talking into the microphone and demands the chat to recognize her and shit just for existing and being a womyn.
Shit's fucking annoying which is why I don't watch his streams anymore.

Why would you watch twitch streams in the first place?

Launch day for some games to see how they actually look and perform. I haven't watched his shit in over a year anyway since he sold out hard. He really wasn't anywhere near as shitty in the past as he is now.

No opinions allowed eh?
Melee is pretty good in Shadow Warrior, I agree. Weapons are way more satisfying here imo. All I'm trying to say is that if you compare the single player to many fps games that has been released for quite some time, it's not bad. Multiplayer is still garbage though.

The normalfags have spoken, they want a Doomed sequel. :^)

Played it for 2 hrs, got a refund.

Its too…safe. It doesnt try anything, and it doesnt really use the original formula. Run here, kill demons, run here, kill more demons.

One time I saw a guy streaming on twitch and I actually liked it. It was pretty far out.

I once watched some asian bodybuilder play games shirtless, it was pretty entertaining

Was he cute?

did he show who the real boss of the game was?

I dont know, im not gay( I swear on me mum m8). He was pretty good at the game though.

Thanks. Guess I'll go look for downloads later.

Is the new Shadow Warrior worth picking up? I assume the old one is good too?

It's ok. new Wolfenstein was better, but i still would recommend at least pirating it. It's published by Devolver so it's propably 5$ or something on steam now anyway.

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It's decent. New one looks a little better but you can probably get it cheap now.

don't use link shorteners.com/doomiwads

That's what you need for getting started.

OG is superior, go play that, then play the reboot, is decent.

No

Dang wordfilter, that's a tiny_url address.

I wish they didn't fuck with the shotgun. The shotgun is probably the most disappointing thing about the new shadow warrior game.

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we need an overwtach general like this to keep the shills under control

nice thread Holla Forums you are waking up

DOOD is being outsold now, but when it was first available to preorder it was at the top for days. Most faggots and their mothers who have this game preordered it as soon as they possibly could.

I don't think you're very woke if you think confining discussion of a new game to a single general is a new development

Alright I guess I'll do Shadow Warrior after Doom. Thanks

Thanks fam; pretty based that Carmack doesn't give a shit about it.

GO PLAY SOME FUCKING REAL DOOM GAME, LIKE DOOM 64

LIKE SERIOUSLY, I CAN EVEN UPLOAD IT FOR YOU LAZY FUCKS

Where is the torrent link?

Denuvo :^)

D44M has Denuvo, no crack so far.

could someone host a doom or doom 2 server?

I' an ignorant faggot. What akes Denuvo so bad? Is it anti virus that actually works?

I beat Doom 64 the other day. I want more doom

It's a DRM you retard, you could google it in 3 seconds you pleb.

OF course it's a DRM, but what makes it better than other DRM because DRM almost never works.

Welcome to Bethesda.

Imagine a password that changes all the fucking time, thats denuvo. Dont expect a workaround for at least a month

256bit encryption that generates different key depending on your hardware configuration, AND also constantly generates new one all the time while running.
Even if crackers get it done on their PC, it won't work on literally any other PC that doesn't have the same identical hardware. Cracking it is theoretically possible but in practice it's tantalizing to do and nobody is bothering.
All previous Denuvo "cracks" weren't actually cracks but workarounds that exploited holes in Denuvo (while leaving it running) instead of getting rid of it. All said holes were already patched hence why more recent Denuvo titles (starting from September 2015) haven't been cracked.
Shit's fucked yo.

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Time to troll Omegle! I have such salts to show you!

Had no Idea bobby hill was such a fag.

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Shill elsewhere please.

Holy shit, that might be one of the most boring final bosses I've ever seen in a video game.

That boy just ain't right.

This honestly was more fun than sprite based doom. I don't care about level design, just having fun popping demons. They also bring back the plasma rifle from doom 3. I love that gun.

I got first results. Don't expect enthusiastic whining like we got in for FO4.

logs.omegle.com/3c65ba2
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Here is the bait for spy mode:

It's people like you who kill not just video games, but all media, skinwalker.

Mark you are an incompetent bag of retardation for allowing other doomed threads up and turning Holla Forums into porndump central. Step down from BO, you don't know what you're doing you fat kike fucktard.

I hope you enjoyed playing it with your black son.

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tfw I just played Doom64 and it was fucking magical.

Dont forget the "its optional!". So was the map marker in skyrim

Not necessarily. It's discussion, sure. But it's not the type that shills want. They want you to go out of your way to buy the game after reading their posts - not join in the discussion of "How shit is X game, Holla Forums?" because then they know no-one's gonna buy it

Here is what I play instead.

It's called crossing your fingers and hoping your community is jaded enough to have only the astroturfers fall for the astroturfing.

THIS.

I wouldn't mind the melee executions so much if they weren't fucking highlighted to you like a fucking rave party.

perhaps that is the best strategy after all.

You are right, you paid for shit and want t o defend the purchase in a anonymous imageboard that will always hate said game.

This kinda remind of the OP with the IDF steam profile, that bought nuDoom, that was bitching over performance.

Nice hot garbage. What is that fucking ear-rape of noise they call audio?

Even negative attention is better than no attention at all, you can clearly see this happen with doom 4. The shills dont go around praising the game, they go "whats so bad about it"?

You probably SHOULD have seen this coming mark, "I will give people a way of posting porn freely, I mean, nothing can go wrong", when are you ever going to stop sucking?

Just get this one ciclical going and make all the hotpockets close every single other NuDoom thread, this threads is filled enough with real people so shilling can happen. Also, 3-day ban anybody starting a NuDoom thread.

you fat kike

You act like Holla Forums has never done this before.

Thinly veiled request porn threads were around since fucking forever, this just gave them more excuse to make them. But it doesn't matter you just listen to whoever the fuck you want.

It's also fucking hilarious to watch you autists get mad over other peoples' decisions. I bought Doom, yeah, and I enjoyed it. I'm playing it now. I p a i d m o n e y f o r i t. Does that fact upset you?

I can understand the walking speed argument but you can just breeze through the shitty story and disable the glory kill flasher and music and level design is subjective and what exactly makes a "consolized interface" I've seen plenty of pc exclusives with the same boring upgrading menus and hud as DOOM

I don't know about DOOM but many of the best shooters had corridors

either way the porn dump strategy probably wont happen again.

Mate just change it from dumping porn to dumping gore, or alternatively turning them into discussions about cooking and various cutlery.

Haha look at me shoving poop in my mouth, u mad bruhs?

Why not just delete the threads? That would solve the problem better than letting the threads stay alive for hours while people dump porn.

See what I mean? You're so upset by that fact that you replied, thanks for proving my point 👌

I might do that

wwwwwwwwwwwww

An FOV that makes you sick and crosshairs that fill half of the screen makes a consolized interface. You know, a game built from the ground-up to be played with a controller.

You just outed yourself as a shill, good job.

😒

Was the game runescape?

Hey, can somebody ITT spoil me the whole NuDoom game for me? Story, gameplay, and all.

Pic unrelated.

Well, I'd just reply by further stating what's the bad parts of it.

Calling someone out as a shill doesn't stop them, telling them why their game is shit doesn't stop them, so why not have a little fun and point out the flaws in very loose greentexts that make them mad

I'm just saying it wasn't a good idea from the start, just having ONE ciclical with actual discussion and a real number of actual people, so I won't be taken over by shills, and closing every other thread and banning anybody starting new threads would work good enough., at least for the first 2 weeks after release, shilling will defietly be over by that point.
I mean sure, the porn is certainly a "cool" strategy, but doesn't really work.

The FOV goes to 130, even on console, and you can change the crosshair to just a dot.

The one from the 90's was designed with arcade game principles, it originally had a scoring system and lives. It was so revolutionary that 23 years later there are still people playing it online on a regular basis and creating mods and levels for it. The last level had at least a hundred enemies in the same gigantic room as you. In many maps you'd have 30-40 enemies to deal with at once in large open areas.

This nu-doom looks like a modern post 2006 generic FPS with recharging shields, made for consoles control scheme(and level editor tools), level design that is just corridors interspaced with narrow railings, enemies that drop health or items with only a few on screen at once to not be too taxing on shitty consoles. It's an unfixable mess.

Nah, it just makes you biased towards it, post-purchase rationalization is a thing.
Gotta make those $60 look well spent.

Oh look, another retard who falls for bait because he's upset by my personal decisions.

Thanks for replying ;^)

I can smell the unit slotting from here with this game. Somebody tell me whos played the game: What is the most amount of enemies you have been attacked by at the same time (as in actively attacking you and throwing shit at you and not just looking menacing)

Doom 1 and 2 are now vaguely canon, with Doomguy being found in a stone tomb with a chicken-scratching "rune" whispering for him to "rip and tear" like the good ol' meme he is. Turns out they "retrieved" you from hell of the previous installments - albeit nude. It turns out Doomguy doesn't even need his supersuit to break free of his sheckels, though, and then two seconds later you find the +5 Armor of Edge, a powersuit that looks like chunks of plastic melted onto skinless muscle. When you merely touch the suit you get screaming, red color filters and flash-backs and vague story nonsense.

Ultron, now a Doctor, is working with UAC and begins saying something about the story but Doomguy throws the screen away like an edgy child, and proceeds to do that one pulling-open-the-door animation we saw so much of in Duke Nukem Forever.

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this one is better

Still no crack? Guess I'm not doing anything this weekend then.

Except it is subjective and I never said the game was good or you should buy it,I personally think the game is painfully mediocre but it doesn't matter anyway you already branded my as a "shill" and going to yell at me that word until you feel safe from mr shekelstiens marketing schemes only to do that again over and over in every thread with someone you disagree with

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like 2, the rest will hang back

The possessed from Doom 3 make a return, albeit they somehow get disfigured and only have one eye socket and no skin. I fail to see how they're merely "possessed", but whatever.

Doodmoomguy gets the pew pew infinite ammo pisstall and the shitgun and is instantly greeted by the Imp doing a very similar "I jump out and scream like in doom 3" at him. Doomedguy can then immediately one or two-hit kill it as if it's fucking nothing for some sweet sweet health drops you almost never need.

Any of you played it?

If so, how is it? I know for a fact that the MP is fresh dogshit but I'd like to know if the singleplayer is worth a pirate.

Shills need not to answer.

I rest my case. I take it you were sarcastic about >>9322546

Another subtle point that people miss: Doom is possible to run pacifist. Doom is more about movement and evasion, and they outright got that wrong by straight up glorifying kills. And locking you into sections where you have to straight up kill shit. This is another design flaw. While killing things might not make it a shitty game, to me it will be a shitty doom, and if you are going to implement unit slotting, you aren't going to even get close to Serious Sam's formula let alone Dooms.

After running around totally-not-doom-3 mars base doing not much of anything because the "demon invasion in progress" seems to be some random group of drunkards who stumbled in unnanounced, doomguy gets halted in his tracks by some more words from Ultron that he has to sit through and listen to in an elevator ride.

Dr. Ultron explains that they've been somehow using hell for resources or energy or something, and Doomguy gets edgy, cracking his knuckles with such force the script writer made the camera shake to emphasise this.

Doomguy then punches the end call button on skype and the title screen comes up with some shitty remake of e1m1 with more wubz. He gets out the elevator and needlessly pumps his shotgun at the end of the music.

You cant pirate it

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Nice epic meme you fucking nigger one + upvote! :^)

Denuvo alone should be enough to stop you from playing it.

The constant rewriting makes for a huge performance loss especially on shit computers.

I swear this is something straight out of a parody

I'm playing it right now and it's exactly what I expected it to be. You know how DOOM was very similar to Wolfenstein 3d.

Well it's like that again.

If you liked Wolfenstein the new order/old blood
you will most likely enjoy this game.

And all for the low, low price of $59.99, am I right?

Alright, thanks

I felt nuWolfenstein was worth getting on sale, so I might consider nuDoom when it goes 60% off or so

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Too bad it isnt, thats the entire intro.
The game its a bad parody by itself

Inbetween punching what looks like a spiked fetus that summons waves in predictable arena-like environments that keep doors locked to corridors leading to repeat arenas, Doomguy gets awarded Casual Points and Reddit Karma that he uses to upgrade his weapons and armor suit respectively.

Each level is pointlessly large and devoid of life - be it monster or human, and only serve to hide large amounts of sidequests and "challenges" to get upgrades.

Eventually Doomguy comes to a tv with some chick who looks like she's straight out of deus ex explaining something about her brothers and sisters and ingeneral nobody gives a shit but you have to listen to it because the door won't unlock until she's done.

If Holla Forums (you know, the singular person) will always hate it, why do you faggots get so goddamn defensive over this shit in the first place? I ask this question every time this drama pops up and I'll ask it again, do you honestly think paid marketers come to this niche shithole to advertise their shit when they can use their time much more efficiently on actually populated sites? Are you so fucking retarded that you're afraid they'll actually convince you to buy their shit when you don't actually want it? I honestly think this is all just a thinly-veiled excuse to shitpost totally unfiltered every couple of months and it makes the board borderline unusable (moreso than it already is) until it finally passes.

i saw that polygon video of the gameplay and this is all on point
seriously, the enemies aren't threatening in the slightest, they drop health pickups, and the imp's fireballs are SO PREDICTABLE it hurts.

The people on Holla Forums are not overly numerous, but they are loud and they are really good at motivating people to see that something is shitty when people say it's not. They have influence, whether you like it or not. And for the hype for a game like Doom to get derailed, all it takes is for the idea that the game has some major problems to take root and the hype and sales die down.

How did I never see it before?
That's exactly it user, Mark must be tired of attempting to moderate we autistic fuckbois so he's encouraging us to shitpost eternally to bring down the quality of the board so we all leave.

You forget about something called consensus or like minded individuals that share the same opinion, no need for this single person bullshit. Shilling is always possible, since even devs come here for it and it isnt hard to do it.

Shit nigger no need to give a wall of text with passive-agressive bullshit just to call me a faggot.

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Who the fuck wrote this story?!?!??

and at the end Ultron locks you away and steals the Halo Keyblade

I'm pleasantly surprised by the singleplayer. How could they have made it look like such shit and how did they fuck up the multiplayer so bad?

Also, is it me or did they do a lot of recoloring since the e3 show? Cacodemons actually look red now. Of course maybe i only think so because the first thing I did was disable film grain, lens flare, and chromatic aberration because that shit really needs to die already.

Why does doomguy store unlocking devices inside his body? Does he do the same with keycards? Why does he need to collect them all over again the next level then?

Occasionally Doomguy will need to interact with the environment from pressing buttons to solve "puzzles" on totally-not-doom-3 computers, and even meets an airlock door which entire existence in life is to remind you that DOODMOOM has physics, by making various objects native only to that one room move in responce to the airlock door opening.

Every now and then you have to watch recordings of people dying to find out where the keycards/their hand is, and you even get skyped by Dr. Ultron who continues to babble about some dumb storyline bethesda tried to shoehorn in. Eventually you also get spoken to by a Sony VEGAs keygen who tells you he's some important AI on Mars that Doomguy will continue to not care about in the slightest.

Often times Doomguy expresses his edgy "its who i am mom" anger by deliberately breaking things he's told not to by Dr. Ultron, because you're only there to rip and tear, right, ebin meme friends?

Eventually you'll find the straght-outta-doom3 plasma rifle which seems to just shoot water and sprites and has absolutely no impact whatsoever, and the rocket launcher which seems to shoot firecrackers.

Enemies at this point are the aforementioned predictable-imp, "they're totally not demons" possessed and their variants (allahu akbar engineers, and some guy that shoots something like wet mud in terms of damage, and literally jackals from halo - possessed with wrist mounted light shields), and Hell Knights. In comparrison to prior games, Hell knights are about as hard to kill as Doom 3 Imps, and the predictable-imps die in 1 shot and a melee, or four hundred shotgun shots. They really, really want you to see their melee animations.

Talking of melee animations -

The chainsaw is a powerup. It insta-kills anything depending on how much ammo you have for it, and you find ammo for it pretty much everywhere. There's surprisingly more than one animation that we feared previously - there is infact two. A horizontal cut that's used against the Jackals.

After about 3 or 4 or 5 of the same level, running between copy-paste Doom 3 UAC base, Brown mars surface, and corridors of exposition, you'll eventually get to Hell.

The game is generic AA game number 34 except that it manages to be even less entertaining.

Pretty sure im there already

On maybe the third? level you'll fight the Summoner - A flying Arch Vile, which can be one-hit-killed with the Berserk powerup, which is just insta-gibbing fists.

I strongly think the game would benefit from a mode where your separate stone tomb for power-armor didn't exist and you had to play the game naked, because doomguy shows enough strength from the get-go to break chains just by clenching his biceps. All the power armor seems to do is give you a health bar, ammo bar (at least this game did something right. No reloading primary fire - but if I recall correctly, magic glowing ammo is universal to all weapons except the chainsaw) and let you run on molten metal/lava for about 5 minutes before the game finally, reluctantly lets you die.

I've not seen further than the fourth level, maybe. I'm not actually sure, because up until this point every level has been the same looking thing. Sure the game looks like it'd be fun for all of 10 minutes but the levels are just the same shit - Run through Corridors to get to large open arena areas and fight 3 or 4 dudes. A goy who bought the game tells me that "b-but the higher difficulties make it really fun and hard, user!" but I've not seen anyone playing anything higher than Hurt Me Plenty because Nightmare (and possibly Ultra Violent) is locked until you beat the game once. (Replayability, guys! We have a replayable game by locking out the actual difficulty!)

I liked bulletstorm

Designated Doom 4 shitting thread?
I'm looking at this footage and while the speed seems good after collecting runes, it's missing a few things. Maybe I'm grasping at straws to hate on it, but the weapons don't look all that great. They lack oomph and feedback. They don't feel very strong. Not the worst example I've ever seen but I was expecting better for Doom. The enemies seem less aggressive too.
Also, the fact that you don't get this speed to start with is bullshit.

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Exactly

There's nothing to discuss, it's a generic fucking shooter with nothing innovating in it. Everything this game has offered has been done before, numerous times.

There's nothing going for this game except that it has Doom in the title.

Anyone falling for this shit you be taken to a shed and shot.

And the final boss is a female scientist that turns into a spider mastermind, before you get confined by Ultron and lose the Keyblade until Season Pass hits in.

It followed conventions thanks to EA, but it had potencial, plenty of noce ideas like the skill shot points to buy shit.

Too bad its generic linearity instead of bug open arenas and companion a
A.I just fucking ruins it.
Turret sections and no jumping dont help too.

Still a better game than this pile of mediocrity.

And they totally didn't borrow the idea of scientist->Demon from Doom 3

Nigger, this game is a less dark less frantic casualized Doom 3 sequel.

According to anons, shills and goys, Hell is a linear corridor from Point A to Point B with a cyberdemon in the middle. I tried to look up footage earlier but youtube videos make all the browns blur together and the game just looks like Doomguy is running through a sea of mud.

The final bossfight is with that chick Doomguy ignored, She mumbles something about being promised goodies, from hell. Because of course Hell itself is going to reward you, goy.

She belly flops a pool of her own period blood and is replaced by some wannabe spider mastermind who forgot to pick up his chaingun on the way out. This bossfight is in a small arena and the main threat to Doomguy here is the occasional environment hazards. due to doomguy now being confirmed for Jesus Christ and able to walk on a seemingly deep pool of blood that's hot enough to melt people, Doomguy can fire at the 4 legged (why call it a spider?) bullet sponge off-road remote control mastermind that can flip over and still walk, for a few minutes and maybe pick up one or two health drops from the pillars that randomly break apart as if you really needed the health.

By beating the final boss, Doomguy gets awarded a some casual points to upgrade weapons, for some reason, as if you'd ever play this game a second time (because upgrades and secret collection persist between levels/playthroughs), and finished by force feeding the jelly-on-a-plate 4-legged jigglephysics a nice tasty bowl of BFG, a-la Duke Nukem.

It suddenly dawned on me how much this game is just a faster paced duke nukem forever with more angst and less pop culture references.

Come on man, I like Duke Nukem 3D. Don't do that.

And you just reminded me that Gearbox is forcing Duke to say "bazinga!" and other shitty memes.

Fuck this industry.

she sits online 24/7 and her husband is too busy dying to stroke her ego

And by Duke Nukem I mean, every boss ends with some execution that's completely needless, oh and you open doors identically.

After killing Spoderman, you get teleported somewhere, somehow losing all your strength you displayed previously and are rendered unable to move (Probably because you're wearing a pointless power armor you just found that was planted there specifically for you to wear.). Dr. Ultron comes out of the shadows and takes some mystical deviant art keyblade from seemingly your left bicep, and says how you ruined everything with them somehow being able to "exploit hell's resources" (not even joking) but with this mysical deviant art keyblade "they have everything they need" or something to that effect. Whatever, it's a fucking energy sword that looks like the sword Blizzard designed for a Warcraft 3 demon, but neon semi transparent red. Dr. Ultron walks off and you're yet again teleported - only to end up at the end credits.

There's obviously going to be DLC to continue this ebin story, as there's already confirmed DLC for Snapmap, as well as images posted by John Romero of the NuDoom's "Redesigned Icon of Sin" which I don't think actually appeared ingame yet.

Going Down and Unloved are two good candidates for this list.

You just blew your own goddamned argument out with your own mp4, dumbshit!

Overall the story so far is lackluster and boring, as can be expected with Bethesda games. Don't try telling me it's an id game, because you can be sure as shit none of the people in current-day id are anything like the "golden oldies", it's clearly just Bethesda keeping the id name alive to feed off its prestige.

What I find kind of funny is how Doomguy doesn't give a damn about the story and is often visibly annoyed at people's exposition - although this only really lasts for the first couple of levels. Eventually he gives in like a good goy and listens to the shambles of a meme-riddled story.

Some extras relating to the single player gameplay: There's Quake powerups for some reason, randomly, you can find Quad Damage and Haste just laying about. Enemies have a disco rave and stumble around more than a botched wwe chairshot to telegraph that they can be melee executed, and items all light up on your hud in obnoxious neon colors just to make damn sure you seen them.

On the topic of Snapmap; It's bound to be shit although I've not looked up anything about it, just seen a brief glimpse of someone making a multiplayer map. A friend told me that "it only exists due to the still active Doom modding scene". All that reaaally tells me is that "Bethesda knows Doom is popular to mod, so they want it controlled". SnapMap lets you make maps for single-player and multiplayer (and I believe it lets you customize gamemodes? As I saw someone playing with ACTUAL WEAPON PICKUPS) but my friend tells me that size of the map is limited and there somehow exists a harvest moon map.
Maps are cross-platform, meaning two things: Yes, maps will definitely have to go through Bethesda, and yes, Maps are definitely limited because of Console plebs. When asked if it'd be possible to remake classic Doom maps, my friend replied with "Probably not", which really puts a dampener on me ever wanting to torrent it when Denuvo gets broken.

As it stands there's scheduled DLC and free downloads to add more content to snapmap, as only some of the games current content is usable (unlike Doombuilder that let you use any texture in the game files). I have no idea how robust it is when it comes to placing monsters and if you can tweak anything outside of the layout and initial spawning.

One thing to finish off with before I go;

The game is fucking 50+ Gigs "because muh megatextures", on top of that, Multiplayer, Singleplayer and Snapmap are all separate programs and to go into them you have to "Restart doom" after selecting it. like some kind of fucking 1995 resolution change that required a restart. What the fuck. For one thing, there's no way in hell the textures justify the game being 50 gigs. Bethesda really done another Evil Within and has completely disregarded Compression as existing.

that mp4 does not support your argument buddy

Well shit

I can already imagine intense wub and shitty execution at the end

Well shit

i really want to screencap your posts, but i'm a tad busy, anyone else got some time on their hands?

Here's the concept art that was posted on Romero's Twitter. I have no idea if it does actually appear as a boss or if it's a stage prop, but reading up on it it seems to be in a "Necropolis" level?

why is hell brown tho

"I have literally no idea what I'm talking about"

defuse.ca/flush-reload-side-channel.htm

eprint.iacr.org/2013/448.pdf

There's a rumor that nuDoom can probably be played thru Spacewar exploit like the alpha.

The game looks like it MIGHT be good.
Not a good doom game, but a good FPS.

Has anyone that played it have an opinion?

It should be red and start turning blue the deeper you go

Read the thread, unfortunately, its bland shit in general.

See

AAA standarts are so low that Im not even surprised people are eating this shit up.

Does someone - anyone - have the Game Theory video on this game? They uploaded it and then made it private because it was just that awful it's about how the Doom demons are racist, and had a thumbnail of a demon holding a sign that says #DemonLivesMatter, and I didn't get the chance to download the shitstorm myself.

It will never happen

It's another soulless shooter carrying the Doom brand name for Bethesda to move more copies.

See

No, I have this thought

Yeah, that's not the same thing at all.

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Can you go into more detail?

You completely misse my point faggot

Man, I didn't even watch the video, I really didn't want to give them clicks.
The video title was "How DOOM's Demons Are Misrepresented" or "How they're Racist", one of the two.
The link is youtube.com/watch?v=SYPNwv3bMIs , but again, the video's private now.

Did anyone see what happens when you die in lava? "doomguy" does the thumbs up like in terminator

sick 80s reference dude

No, you just fall and die on top of the lava.

This? Ebin, simply ebin.

Holla Forums BTFO

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Nice way to pat yourself in the back, still wont make those $60 to come back.

You say that as if it pisses Mr. Holla Forums off. If the game was good, everyone would be pleasantly surprised. That's what we want, Knuckledragger, good games.

Seems more like Holla Forums just wants to shit on games, good or bad

Make more of these so we can continue laughing at you

You know, I'll admit that jetpack Revenants are a fun thing to include
However
What a fucking waste

In other words, it was more casual. That's not proof that AFPS is garbage, it's just proof that normalfags have been seeping in for longer than previously thought
It's like saying RTS is shit because everyone is playing ASSFAGGOTS now

Prove it faggot.

Are you serious? Are these videos supposed to support new doom?

NuDoom's speed is about the speed I'd play the game actually, since I poke around and look in every nook and cranny.

However, I am a minority.

Doom isnt just about fast, it never was.
See Serious Sam.

OY VEY
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All meming aside is the game actually shit, incredibly mediocre, or not that bad?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Nigga it's the exact same shit it was before.

Ive only seen streamed footage, but i would say its like serious sam 3's beginning, if thats what the whole game was. Stationary enemies, that only fire, a select few enemies that actually run at you if slow. The glory kills stop the action too much. Upgrades and perks just dont make sense. Level design is just nonexisant. Maybe worth a pirate, but you could probablt get the same experience just watching your favorite streamer stream it.

tumblr is that way son.

Looks like if you liked doom 1 or 2 it's shit. If you like Halo and CoD you think it's awesome. It's basic bethesda shit, where they keep watering down core mechanics of the game to appeal to a wider audience.

there are far too many things wrong with this post

Lords of the Fallen had Denuvo v1 you pleb
What the fuck are you talking about

Here's the big ones that haven't been cracked yet, I'm gonna post them with their release date for perspective

People have been waiting on those for a while and it looks like it's gonna take a while more, especially with 3DM fucking off for whatever reasons

That's not the point of the post retard, Denuvo takes a fucklong to crack so there's no point in expecting a D44M torrent to pop up in the next few months at the very least

If a crack requires you to have someone who owns the game family share it on Steam with you, what the fuck is even the point

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Game's pretty shit. Here's my carefully objective review for anybody on the fence:

This doesn't remotely feel like doom. If anything it feels more like bethesda tried to clone an early serious sam game and failed horribly.
The first fucking doom did all of these things better. I don't even know how it's possible to fuck up this badly without actively trying to create digital feces.

Final Rating: -4/10 "Not even mods could fix it."

Ive been playing it, Its pretty fun so far IDK about worth the money, but the neckbeard at gamestop said the online was cool.

here's your reply

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To bad that even if mods could fix the game, there won't be any mods thanks to Bethesda Jewery/Denuvo.

Forgot to add one more big con to the list:
That they bothered with a plot beyond "kill demons" is annoying to begin with.
That they don't let you skip that shit instantly and entirely is asinine.
They they deliver it in such a gameplay-halting "fuck you" manner should be fucking illegal.

What kind of redditor newfag are you?

Stay triggered shill.

Around the time between the beta and the release, a lot of faggots (either shills or True Believers) were claiming that the two-weapon limit only applied to the game modes in the beta (TDM and Warpath) and that the other game modes would not have this limit. They also claimed that SnapMap would allow the lifting of the two-weapon limit.

Well? Were they right? Because I doubt that they would complain even if the game failed to meet their expectations.

This is what DooM is about. I wanted to make this webm yesterday, but i fell asleep from alcohol.

So today i am presenting you the true hardcore gameplay of new DooM game made by glorious bethesda softwares!

This is what it looks like when a "professional game reviewer" plays a video game. This shit if fucking hilarious, no wonder they like gone homo so much

Published*

not a shill, just like the game

Nah, they replaced entire team. They make shit like this now. ID is technically now just a sub-developer of bethesda.

Saying that this game was made by bethesda is not completely wrong. Just look at the team who made Doom 1-2-3 and this. You will understand that i am right.

Jesus fuck, the person playing is incapable of walking and chewing game at the same time. Watch them try and walk and even look in a different direction at the same time and they fail. They can't even shoot and walk at the same time. They miss at point blank range with shotguns and melees, and then walk directly in to an enemy firing easily dodged projectiles and lose 80+ health.

Fuck me, I knew Polygon was bad but I didn't think they actually had people who were incompetent at playing games. They'll probably label any derision of this video as able-ist and say it proves how videogames are offensive to people who don't know how to play them. I'm calling it now.

doom is going to be that type of game where people play it for a month then never touch it again forever, isn't it

No shit.
Ribi a qt

I can see plenty of people not beating the game due to getting bored of the "'exploration' hallway segment -> locked in an arena with enemies that keep spawning for ~5 minutes -> 'exploration' hallway" game flow this user described

it was fun when it was Painkiller. at least the "closed" arenas were varied and full of gimmicks that keep you on your toes

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So what is so bad about this game exactly? I mean sure the story tries a bit too hard playing the whole doom guy legend thing but but gameplay wise whats so horrible?

I got it because my dad wanted it and after playing it for a long while I'd say it's ok, it's pretty fast, glory kills are not literally the devil but can get repetitive, and the guns are satisfying to use.

The only huge jarring thing is how health works, in that at least on ultra violence that hits deal a lot of damage so if you keep getting hit you need to consistently kill something to get health drops, you also don't necessarily have to glory kill something to get health, glory killing just gives a bonus to the amount of health they drop if you're low enough for them to drop health in the first place.

This was the thumbnail and title on YT.
MattPatt is fucking shit, but GajinGoobo is way higher on the scale of annoying faggot.

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I managed to get my hands on it for free and boy does this game not play well with an R9 280x.

The engine's optimization would probably make Carmack 'Mmm' in disgust.

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I wish I could e-mail a burning paper bag filled with shit to each dev's personal home computer individually.

I refuse to believe this is real, but also refuse to give that shit a click. Holy shit.

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At least get it off g2a or something for half off like I did

The game is not that bad. It is like a direct to dvd sequel with none of the original cast or crew

also the developer lobotomized it when they removed co-op because it hurt the designer's feelies that people were speed running it instead of treating his most speshul puzzles with reverence and awe. pice of shit.

It is decent for what it is. Has potential but is very limited. Maybe will be possible to make hoard levels but no Terry.wad for us. Reminds me of Doom the Boardgame a bit

Try watching DSP's stream. Even he's less terrible.

how does this moron manage to breathe without choking on their tongue? jesus christ, that was the worst display of fps ability i've ever seen. fucking hipsters.

So is the guy that Polygon got to play this game with the looks of it.

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this sounds like a review from someone who hasn't played it

very small ones like revealing new enemy type, fair enough
absolutely nonsense, enemies stagger with out being put into glory kill state, super shotgun or 3 shot burst shotgun can stagger a hell knight.
complete bullshit, you take no damage during animations, but if you start one with 10 health like a retard you might get hit and die as soon as it ends as you don't get the health from killing instantly.
Honestly I like the implementation of the chain saw, it has it's own ammo which it use more or less of depending on what you use it on, it's like a quick last resort for you really need it like for a quick kill on something (if you have the ammo) or need more ammo to keep the momentum going. But if you'd prefer it was a simple melee weapon like past games then fair enough.
user didn't play past the like, the first three 3 levels, last level I played had 5 secrets, 1 gun upgrade you had to find, 4 armor upgrades you need to find and 2 challenge runes. And I don't know if the secrets include the little doll things you find.
because its for my dad I got it on ps4, while frame rate is pretty good it will drop at certain times but nothing too game breaking that I noticed.
Fair enough? It's not as jarring as say the combat and spooky sections of fear, the hallways aren't empty and you still continuously have encounters with groups of enemies.
fair enough, too much DOOM GUY LEGEND stuff
also a problem
see above
see above above
above above above
I have no idea what he's implying, explosives throw shit around, you can shoot limbs off corpses, seems par for the course, monsters start infighting if they hit each other, I see no issues.

All things considered it's better than your typical triple A, it ain't amazing but it's fast and fun if you can get past the cringy DOOM GUY LEGEND stuff.

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I'm enjoying nuDOOM more than I ever enjoyed the Serious Sam games.

I apologize for nothing.

everyone in this thread is a shit-taste

It isn't as slow in the general movement department but the gameplay still is slower than original Doom's.
You have to consider that every glory kill ends your flow of movement and makes the game slower no matter what.
The problem with the killmoves is that they can't be ignored because the whole game seems to be designed around them. As you said, they drop health and ammo pick ups.

There are multiple upgrade systems.
One for your weapons.
One for your suit.
One for your character.

Furthermore they didn't rely on good item placement because you get the majority of your pick ups from killing enemies with either glory kills or the chainsaw.
What's even worse is that the they went down the Painkiller way and didn't do a good job at it. All their little arenas are fun occasionally but if they become a constant reoccurring element it just gets tedious.

NuDoom isn't as bad as some people say it is but it still is not a master piece nor does it come close to Doom 1 or 2.

You enjoy consuming shit?
Strange.

DUDE

I've seen a few anons mention in this thread, but is nuDoom more comparable to Painkiller than it is to Doom 1/2? As it's a poor mans Painkiller (lacks the environment, unique weapons, enemy variety, open level design etc.)

I also enjoy salt, like having spergs like you lose their minds when someone says they enjoy something.

Maybe I'm a shill, maybe I have shit taste.

But at least I'm not an autistic faggot.

:^)

How far into it are you?
The game gets worse down the line.
>cliffhanger

It is definitely more reminiscent of the Painkiller way of doing things.
For instance you have those arenas where you have to kill all the spawning enemies to advance further in the levels.
It doesn't do a good job at it so it more or less is just discount Painkiller.

Then within a few months they'll forget all about nuDoom, multiplayer will become a ghost town, and not single noteworthy mod or level will exist for it.

Meanwhile Doom will live on for another 10 years at least.

oh you

A discount painkiller that costs more money :^)

But painkiller is like 10 or 20 dollars now, its more accurate to say its a more expensive knock off painkiller.

The 99,98€ Painkiller discount package.

It's the second largest english imageboard.
Shills are piss cheap with a couple cents per posts.
So yeah, I do believe that there are shills on fullchan. Maybe not as many as on cuckchan but disregarding them at all is just stupid.

I don't think there are no shills on Holla Forums, although shillcalling doesn't really do much aside from hindering whatever discussion is present in the thread. Like someone coming in this thread and calling everyone shills for talking about how mediocre the game is. Aren't you supposed to report for advertising when you see a shill instead of trying to take matters in your own hands?

If you were to create new doom, how would you do it? Would you do it at all?

Way more than that. Until, at the very least, when "put on the helmet and fall unconscious" VR gaming becomes the norm just like in my Japanese animes and even then I'd be willing to bet a great deal of money that someone would just port it.

I mean jesus christ, you can run Doom on a TI-85. It was made so well and has been treated so lovingly by its community that it's effectively immortal at this point.

I'm right at the Pinky introduction. If the game keeps up the pace, I really won't care, it reminds me of a more vertical Painkiller.

Though, I'm also enjoying this more than Painkiller.

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Oh boi.
To be fair the early to mid game is very entertaining if you can overlook all the annoying features like glory kills, upgrades/progression and arenas.
It really is refreshing at first.
The problem is that it gets very repetitive and uninspired towards the end.
The levels are getting worse and worse, filled with arenas, as I said in my post.

I honestly would not be surprised. As long as computers are still using ones and zeroes, someone will find a way to port Doom.

I like the Arenas, I'll have to wait and see though if the latter half of the game falls apart.

What I really don't like though, are the areas in the first hour or so, in between the gore-nests where the levels are spacious, and you expect to see another arena or more enemies, only being filled with like 4-5 monsters at any given time.

I just want to shoot more shit.

Since you're one the few people explaining your points reasonably & not ignoring the true movement speed I'll reply.

I wouldn't expect it to be doom 1. Is that why everyone is so eager to shit on this doom & shut out any new information about it? Comparisons to the 1st one?
When I played Risen 2 & 3 they were solid games, but they suffered the same fate of catching shit with comparisons to the original Risen.
To venture a guess, I'd say Bethesda's involvement in this nu-doom is also a huge factor.

I was thinking about this & how it was done in Serious Sam 3 BFE.

IE. you can instantly kill Gnaars with the sledgehammer or by doing an animation to rip the eye out, but in that case you'd be penalized if there were enough enemies around to fuck you up during the kill animation. The length of the animation was meant to gimp that insta-kill shit by making it slow enough so you could get hit by other shit. I didn't see a lot of complaints about it in SS3, even though the other Sam games didn't have it. Most of the complaints about SS3 that I saw were about the level design since a bunch of levels are just recycled from a failed military cover shooter that was dropped at some point in development.

Anyways, from that example, the kill animations should actually be slower as a means of gimping it so you might get fucked up by other enemies while doing it.

Executions worked in Serious Sam 3 because the whole game wasn't designed around the executions. Executions were a good way of saving ammo in a level where ammo wasn't plentiful, or wasn't worth wasting at a trash mob, but they came with their own drawbacks that made executions unpractical to use during massive encounters.

Making Glory Kills slower and not giving you i-frames would turn it into a decent risk and reward mechanic, but Bethesda turned Glory Kills into the way of obtaining health and ammo because id can't into item placement at all. If you made Glory Kills riskier to use, then your resources would constantly be running out since there's nothing to pick up, and you carry lower ammo and have less health on average.

Or if the game was faster and you didn't get i-frames at all (or hell, even if you could just plain turn executions off) it wouldn't even even be an issue to begin with because that would turn it into a risk-reward mechanic instead a "turn enemies into vending machines" mechanic.

Well, I think there would be…

I'm pretty sure the majority of shitting on NuDoom is caused by people who expected to get Doom 1 just with new graphics and some revamped more vertical levels.
They should have known better with the current state the vidya industry is in but I guess they where blinded by the marketing which told them they would get "old skool shooter incarnate".
I don't know about Bethesda's policies when it comes down to their developers but I reckon that they had a big influence on how the game turned out.

The kill moves in SS3 where pretty good in the way that they didn't give you an advantage over just killing enemies with guns. There was no plethora of ammo and health packs dropped by enemies killed with a kill move.
As you already mentioned, you are vulnerable when you execute a kill move in SS3 so it isn't really a good way of doing things when you are swarmed by enemies.
But what is even more important is that they didn't design SS3 around having br00tal and edgy kill moves hence they didn't have an impact on the gameplay like they have in NuDoom.
In NuDoom they accommodated a lot of things (e.g. enemy health, damage output, chainsaw killmoves) to fit their vision of a game designed around kill moves which ultimately makes the game play a lot different from what you'd expect from a Doom game.
This would be fine and dandy if they didn't attach the Doom IP to the game.

That's the biggest problem I've seen so far. It's like all those generic Third Person Shooters that get churned out & they have regenerating health so the devs don't have to worry about item placement at all. I think that was the motivation here. Not "to keep the action going" as TotalAsscancer has said, but rather laziness of devs so they don't have to worry about balancing the placement of health items. Just like all those TPS games with regenerating health, it's a means of avoiding that additional work & play-testing.

My hope is that it could be turned off on higher difficulties. I saw some items laying around the levels (in the meager amount of footage I have seen), but perhaps not enough items to shut off the glory-kill + item drops entirely.

I'm curious enough to pirate it just to see for myself the execution of all these game mechanics, but if it has Denuvo I'll probably never play it.

You could honestly say the same about Doom 3 or so many sequels.
This is the problem with judging a game based on it's predecessors VS judging it as an entirely new separate game.
You should probably default to the latter when the entire team making it is different from it's predecessors.
It's not even unique to games. Just look at all the intellectual properties getting changed completely in movie reboots, remakes, sequels, etc.

What the… What is happening? Did the SJW mods come to 8ch too? Where can I go now? There is literally nowhere.

Here you go, now stop being a faggot and try to keep Holla Forums vidya related.

A list of shit boards?
And I'm a 'faggot' for some invalid reason?

This is sheer lunacy.

Spoiled lewd has ALWAYS been allowed. Maybe go change the rules if some DOWNSYNDROME Halo4 kid wants to shitpost his leddit garbage here.

I see your point here and I can understand why people would judge things/games without drawing connections to former iterations but I honestly don't really want to do that.
When you do a sequel to something, be it a game, book or movie, you always have to carry a certain heritage and get a responsibility to treat said heritage with a certain respect.
Excluding the things another thing is based on doesn't seem right to me.
For instance if NuDoom does something worse than Doom 1, 2 or god forbid even Doom 3 just dismissing it doesn't seem the the right thing to do.

saying "a modern game but all gameplay of doom 1/2 intact" would be too easy, so here it goes:

That game looks garbage? Can you even Bhop?

I'm pirating it BTW.

Uhh nevermind.

Okay, I want people to draw an approximate outline on the same pic to tell me what kind dick-size they expect from a demon, and I'll tell them why their opinion is shit.

nope
even Doom 3 had bhopping

That shit doesn't count.

Maybe I should have no expectations for this garbage.

Gayyyyy

Maybe it's in a sale in two to three weeks from now, who knows.

Summer Sale is coming up soon anyways

Is it more "old-school" then wolfenshit jew order?

Does it actually have Denuvo in it…

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there's less cutscenes, so yes

This is the containment thread for actual discussion dumbass, the other threads you can post porn in.

Read the fucking sticky.

Despite what people are saying in this thread

I think the game is alot of fun, to be completely honest.

I bought it from cdkeys for 35 dollars, expected to be disappointed, and it was better than i thought.

Levels have pretty good complexity to them, more complex than Wolfenstein TNO was.

Weapons feel satisfying, and on PC, you can quick swap to them all using your number keys

The game is pretty fast for being so modern, if you're not constantly on the move, you'll die. I'm playing on Ultra-Violence of course.

Glory Kills dosen't really get in the way in my opinion, though i really enjoyed Brutal Doom – but GK's are actually quick to perform, and if you want them to perform even quicker, there's a rune you get for it later.

Progression is very much.. Metroidvania-like, i'd like to say. You level up three stats - Health, Armor and Ammo Cap with these Argent Energy things you find

As you play, or find secrets, you'll come across Suit upgrades, and Weapon Upgrades, and secrets can actually be pretty hard to find – and you're encouraged to go to previous levels to actually find them. Using mission select will take you back to the level with all current gear you're using.

If you want, you can also turn off the compass and tweak hud elements as you wish - one thing to note is that the Compass only shows you where the next mission objective is.

It can really come in handy for the sole reason that you can miss a few secrets if you progress too far, since it sometimes will just lock doors behind you for no reason with no way to get out.

Sometimes they've thought about it and give you a way back out if you can find it, like tearing a vent open, but i've not seen many and i'm probably around 75% through the game as i've acquired the BFG9000 at this point.

As for the Multiplayer. It's casual, but it's fun. I enjoy Call of Duty alot though, i'll be completely honest, so that's probably why i can see past alot of things.

I'd like to mention though, that rocket jumping, plasma walling and bunnyhopping wasn't existant in Doom 1 and 2, so those who say the MP sucks cause it dosen't have that should just go back to Quake. I'm not even trying to be offensive, it's the truth, and i wouldn't expect Bethesda to actually make a faithful Quake-style MP.

In one of the other threads some user said that he got some sort of ‎demonstration from Beth at Pax this year for nuDoom.
Did he said anything like that in one of his videos?

Oh yeah, and i forgot.

About Runes. In levels, you'll often find Rune Trials which are these quick mini-challenges that transport you to it's own arena with an objective.

Complete it, and you obtain a Rune, which is essentially just a perk. You can have three at once. I like to have my Glory Kills execute faster, my Glory Kills increasing my movement speed temporarily, and letting my Glory Kills have a further range to activate - turning it into a fucking Call of Duty knife lunge.

From what i've played, the game is pretty balanced around being able to make executions mid combat, but if you dont think and play around the situation properly, you'll probably die. The harder the difficulity is, the less Glory Kill pickups will be worth too.

I only get a stinking 5 HP from executing a hell knight, which means if i'm on low HP, it's not going to help me at all.

At the same time, small minions seem to award more HP?

It certainly dosen't make you invincible, being able to punch HP out of your enemy. The only thing i've find a bit to be a problem is Ammo.

If you chainsaw an enemy, they drop max ammo to almost all of your guns. It's okay in a way because the chainsaw requires different amounts of fuel, and it's only the harder enemies that drop massive amounts of ammo.

At the same time, the only time you need to use the Chainsaw is when you dont have any ammo, and it's an instant execution.

For game balance, it's.. meh.

For actual gameplay, it's fucking awesome. It feels good to play, it feels good to execute and saw my way through enemies. It's fucking gore-galore.

But i understand the problem. In the original Doom 1 and 2, i ran out of Ammo alot.

In this game, my Rocket Launcher is at Max capacity almost all the time.

The BFG9000 uses it's own ammo though, and you need to pick up these green spheres to get it filled up – and that's probably the only resource you don't get from a glory kill..

There is a rune that gives you armor on glory kills too, but just a small amount.

Different amounts of fuel depending on the enemy*… So an Imp may just require one tick of fuel, while a Mancubus requires three, and you only have 5 "fuel" in your chainsaw.

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Holy shit all those paragraphs

Obvious shill

explain how?

Sorry.
I havent posted in a long, long time.

Here goes the shill-crusade again
It's painfully obvious that you're just trying to troll.
"Oh no, this person is giving feedback towards this thing i dont like, and it happens to not go in line with what i think… S-shill.."

You're not calling the game absolute shit, nor insulting people who bought it.

Which means you're a shill.
Shilling away.

See, this is why Holla Forums feels like such a clique.

I sure hope you meant to select the :^) flag instead of the weed one

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Its hard to tell with this board ;)

OH MY GOD

THERE'S FUCKING AIM ASSIST IN THAT VIDEO!

this is metatrolling from butthurt shills to discredit the "shill" insult by calling it everyone like "cuck"

ah

You guys are more blatant than the Steam Reviews.

its really not. If you enjoy the game at the very least don't fucking encourage faggots to buy it. Piracy exists. Games cracked. Even then this game will be like 50% off in a few months. But buying it day-1 is just so fucking retarded that I don't even care how good or how bad it is.. you just don't fucking do it in this industry.

Its more fucked up that a franchise well known for the fact it made its popularity out of demo shareware had no version you could actually try out.. But then again neither did doom 3.

I'm just sick and tired of how the games release was conducted and now everyones rewarding them for frankly anti-consumer bullshit. Enjoy setting that new precedent faggots.

Meanwhile I get to play the same game, I didn't pay for it. Who gives a shit. Game should've had a demo anyway. Most games should have demos. Fuck paying full price to try the game and fuck anyone recommending people do that. We'll see what people are like once the dust settles and the buyers remorse finally kicks in.

I don't know who's shilling who anymore

I'd personally go the route Doom mods like Burl Tumd or Demonsteele went. Fast gameplay, fast enemies, fragile protagonist.

Start with a Doomguy who can take a few hits, but not enough that you can just stand there and shoot enemies. Make him fast. Add a dash with a few iframes, and a 1 second cooldown so you can't just spam it. Have lots of weapons available with low amounts of ammo, so you're constantly switching to whatever you can use at the time.
Make fist kills restore a bit of health, so if you're in danger you can use your weapons to lower enemy health then punch them down. It's harder to do, so risk and reward comes into play. Also don't use this as an excuse to not have items and health lying around.
Design levels based on how they would function in real life, then design the game around it. No corridors and arenas, instead you go through rooms or buildings that make sense. See Duke Nukem 3D's first level.
Keep story to PDAs and loading screens. If you want to lorefag it's there for you, but if you don't care about the store the game shouldn't force you to look at it. Instead of using PDAs to find codes like in Doom 3 you'd use common sense to solve things. See a dead guy with a trail of blood? He probably died dragging himself away from somewhere, and you should check it out.
Higher difficulty gives enemies new attacks
Boss fights require brain to think good. Have bosses that hide in shadows and try to catch you off guard. Have bosses that move fast as fuck like Doomguy, where you have to shotgun joust him. Have bosses with multiple phases, rather than just adding moves as they get low on health. Bring in a new final boss, rather than something we've seen before.

The idea would be to have gameplay where you rush in, do damage and rush out. Taking hits would be dangerous, but you have tools to avoid that. You aren't some massive space marine purging demons, you're a regular guy fighting for his life against unspeakable horrors.

The ones trying to maks the game on a positive light and that unrironically like Call of Duty.

This game is for Doom what Fallout 3 was for the Fallout franchise excwpt it doesnt even change genre or has some neat ideas.
Its garbage and the empty (non backtracking) corridors and the locked arenas are a testament to that.

I think im the only one that is not having troubles and is having fun
Maybe im getting old and i don´t give a fuck anymore

If someone goes "whats so bad about it" they are a shill guys, dont bother replying.

Quake 3 CPMA would count if it weren't a mod.

I find it very hard to believe that anyone would bother shilling on Holla Forums anymore.

What's the target demographic they're looking to convert here? Nobody here has any fuckin' money lmao

I hear /furry/ is loaded. Those fur suits ain't cheap you know.

There's probably shills here, but the paranoia isn't all worth it if you consider how ineffective shilling here would be, considering most people on Holla Forums pirates first and shit on games they didn't even play

You gotta pay top dollar to be a top faggot.

lol okay. I ain't the one what ruined this precious franchise, though. Just enjoying what came from it.

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Like

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Enjoy your 12 hour forgettable garbage, dont forget to buy the Story and Mod Tool DLC.

Oh look another one

Hi Reddit

Go back from hence you came

fuck off shill

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But earlier you said there werent any on Holla Forums :^)

That implies that he knows what IDs are.

Thanks, i will. To be honest i think every game this days is forgettable garbage but that doesn´t stop me from having fun
I dont plan buying the DLC/Season pass i already bought the DaSIII one

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you can have fun for free dipshit.
Besides the fact that we all know the first depreciation kicks in within the first month. The second in 6 months, the third in 12 the fourth in 2 years. By then 75%-90% off.

No one should EVER buy day 1 retail.

I can have fun modding the originals that look and play better than this turd.
Shadow Warrior, Battlefleet Ghotic and Endless Legend are pretty memorable to me.

Dont you guys find it strange he is defending spending €/$60 on what he calls garbage?

i married my wife on the grounds that she's a disgusting skank and i lost half my shit

Prenup you idiot! lol

I know, i also pirate a lot i mean i have been pirating for years now but i recently got a job and i don´t give a fuck anymore, already got my money back too. Buying this game is not going to give more cancer to the industry or anything

But i do that too, hell i don´t even really like all of those wads and stuff id rather play vanilla doom, doom 2 and final doom, i can enjoy any game i guess
I liked Shadow Warrior too and finished it but i totally forgot about it too unlike games like the classic Deus Ex for example
I don´t know not trying to argue or anything its just my opinion which may be shit, but its mine, im out

7up you idiot! it's the only soda i drink when im having a nervous breakdown

I just expected a good game. This ain't one.

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Yeah its not like they've got a hyper aggressive legal team that's hell bent on destroying the lives of hard working game developers or anything.. its not like they've been buying up IP left and right for the sole purpose of cutting it up and selling it to casual fags.

It's not like Bethesda intentionally lies about their products to Molyeneux levels of bullshit.. Nah.. Its not like they invented DLC.. Its not like they've been a major factor in why games have such ridiculous marketing budgets now.. nah.

Evident shill.
Go home Toddbuttslut.

To be honest, I don't pay any attention to the industry today. It's just a big cluster fuck riddled with fuckers pushing their bullshit agenda and their bullshit marketing harder than ever before.

I don't get what your point is?
As i said, instead of being miserable about the MP and wishing it was like Quake, just play Quake.

Don't be such an asshat about it.

Well, it seems that if you paint any product in a positive light, you're a shill.
It dosen't even seem like the most people who complain have even played the game.

Can someone tell me why likiing CoD is supposed to be something negative?
I've never understood other than "Modern Warfare 1 killed the fps genre!!" which i dont understand either.

Now that i've responded to all the bait..

All i'm trying to say is, nu-DOOM isn't as bad as you people say it is. I'm not saying it's the best game ever either, i'm just giving my opinion and my thoughts on it, and they're honest.

I'd like to see someone counter-argue against me, but that won't happen on this site.

Also, for those who say that even Normalfags hate it, check pic related.

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Whoops, mistyped.
Here you go
>>>/reddit/

why are you on Holla Forums then?… I'm confused, you don't care enough about the industry, yet you're here.. a place where people talk mainly about shit happenings in the games industry. … I'm confused. Back to Reddit gaming you go casual.

No its if you paint a new release $60 title before anyones made up their fucking minds because its only been out 24 hours.. you're a fucking shill. Counter argument will come once the crack hits. Based Skidrow will deliver the hurt.

I know this place exists and I'm here to shitpost before disappearing off this site.

Any ETA on the crack?

now

Nuh-uh.

I've played through most of the campaign already and plenty of multiplayer, so i don't see your point at all?

Also, the game uses Denuvo, which i can say is pretty shit, but good luck with that.

Just fucking leave already

Me too but i don´t bother anymore, i will keep buying AAA "cancer" games and also funding/supporting hard working devs as someone else said above, i don´t give a fuck anymore, also i hope the crack comes out soon so more people can play the game

no

Faggots pro-DRM.. Fuck off Shill.

>>>/reddit/
steamspy.com/app/350470

Well, i keep buying triple A "cancer" from sites like cdkeys, kinguin and g2play, just because i know they most likely wont benefit from it.

I'm not a person who'd refund games anyway, because if a game is really shit, i'll keep playing it to see if there's anything of redeeming value.

Fuck off, bait. Can't even tell if you're trolling or not, but i literally said Denuvo is shit in the same sentence you quoted me.

Irrelevant information, because no normalfag is going to check SteamSpy after information.

It's also just people's reviews on the MP Open Beta which anyone can leave a shit comment on, and also, i am giving the Singleplayer most of the praise here.

Or you could just wait and pirate the fucking thing like a normal person.

But you also gave praise to the MP

I was giving it a fair analysis. I'm saying it's not like Quake, but i enjoy it, probably because i also enjoy CoD.

See? See what i'm trying to do here?

What i'm saying is, if you're a quake player, stay away, if you're not a CoD player, stay away.

So you're trying to avoid to say that the MP is a flaw?

this fags like one of those kids during a divorce when their parents are fighting and insists on playing loud obnoxious music. lol

Don't worry kid, this way you'll get two birthdays!

no, you still are because you get riled up and pretend to ride a high horse over throwaway internet comments.

It all depends on how you look at it. It was never supposed to be like Quake, as it is Doom, but i would've preferred things like no loadouts, etc.

It's mostly on you, what you like. Do you require it to be like Quake? Then obviously yes, it is a flaw.

The mp was developed by halo devs, so that is why the mp is shit

Its not supposed to be Quake, its supposed to be Doom.
If they cant do Doom or something new they should do the next big thing.

But that doesnt appeal to the casual crowd such as yourself

Thats funny because I did enjoy Call of Duty until MW2 and this MP is fucking garbage just like anything by Certain Affinity.

How many times have you had that moment where you are brought to low health so you quickly, instead of dying and playing smarter next time, you rush for a glory kill to give a health boost?
Low skill ceiling gameplay confirmed.

You enjoy eating shit, go beat the game, blow the spider masterminds head off with the BFG with one final cringeworthy glory kill, feel good about yourself for no reason whatsoever, then go talk about how good you felt on reddit and claim your upvotes.

Guy is making sure those other posts detailing why doom 4 is shit are getting deleted, in between the lyricspam he is shilling for the game.

I'm trying to think of ways to turn NuDoom into a good, "next-gen" DOOM game without infringing too much on what Bethesda's trying to do, and without stepping on John Romero's toes with his two masterpieces. So far I've got…

- Make the sheer tinny sounds every enemy makes stop. Give them more bass. Doom made good of this by using deeper sounds 100% of the time, even if it was silly hearing a Camel every time an enemy died.
- Remove the sheen on enemies that can be executed. Just, outright take it out. Make executions on enemies smooth and fluid, and always in one motion. Say, give the player an execution button, but the execution button only restricts what your arms can do. You can still jump around and move around the environment, and you can even incorporate this into the execution. Say, pick up the enemy, and it gives you the option to do something with it in the context of the environment for a second, then it just goes to Doomguy killing it. This allows you to, say, jump, toss the enemy under where you're going to land, and crush it. You could press it again and just hurl them. You could grab them and walk towards a wall to slam their face into it and crush them. Anything but "pause for two seconds, execution, move on."
- Up the amount of colours in the environments. Do NOT make this another Jericho in terms of colour usage. Too late, it's fucking Jericho. Everything's brown and red and forgettable.
- Give the guns punch. Make the laser pistol have its generic rapid, single shot mode, and when it charges up a stronger shot, give it ridiculous vertical recoil. And I mean ridiculous. Make the thing kick like fuck, even for Doomguy. Make ALL the guns like this. Give the shotgun legitimate force. Make it actually slow you down for a quarter of a second when you fire, and give it the ridiculous damage it deserves afterward. Give upgrades to increase your speed or eliminate the speed penalties for the guns, but by the time you have those you'll already know of the nature of the weapons.

- Streamline the environments for fighting first and connectivity second. Make it look pretty after the fact. Make it good to fight in first.
INTENTIONALLY change the weapons so that instead of all of them being wimpy, they're either wimpy with a gimmick such as high fire rate or infinite ammo, or crazy kick and crazy damage.
- Add a second rocket launcher, but make it a "recoilless rifle". Don't make its gimmick "It explodes", make it "it fires a high-speed piece of lead the size of my own head into the enemy, through the enemy, and makes a crowd of enemies into a fucking bowling alley."
- Make the base walking speed TIED to the difficulty. Can I Play Now Mommy? should have the original trailer's walking speed, the one after that have the actual game's walking speed, the "Normal" have 1.25x speed, Hurt Me Plenty have 1.5x speed, and Nightmare! to have 1.75x speed.
- Have scaling aggression from enemies. On Can I Play Now Mommy? give the enemies the level of aggression present in the base game. After that, give it the same level of aggression, but with more enemies. Normal, give it same enemies, but angrier, bloodthirstier enemies. Make them actually want to kill you for fuck's sake. Hurt Me Plenty! should have more, angrier, bloodthirstier enemies. Nightmare! has the same amount of angry, bloodthirsty enemies as before, but spawn in ones that're harder to deal with, like kamikazes, and have them deal increased damage. Where just trash mobs like Imps would spawn in hordes, instead spawn in a lot of trash mobs and one HUGE mob, like a Cyberdemon or a Hell Knight.
- On increased difficulties, give increased rewards and upgrades to buff you up, while on easier give less. Reward players for taking risks in the same way that Revengeance does.
- Give players the option to swap between soundtracks for the different Doom games. Not a fan of the new Doom's soundtrack? Go back to Doom 1. Badoom boom, now you can run and gun to the same beat you used to. Give the option for Doom, Doom 2, Doom 3, and other ID games like Rage and the like.
- Make Doomguy LESS OF A DICK. He's not going to break random unrelated pieces of tech that buff his guns, he gives them pats on the head for making his rootin' tootin' shotgun killier. He shouldn't grab the tech and punch the robot carrying it, he should grab it, apply it, pat the robot twice, the second being a little too hard, and leave it be.
(For fuck's sake, if there's anything Doomguy has ALWAYS been it's respectful of killing machines. He LOVES his tools. He treats the BFG like a trophy and the shotgun like his wife. If his wife suddenly gets implants at his own request, don't scold the guy who gave her the implants, give him a pat on the back and a knowing wink that yeah, he's gonna fuck the everloving SHIT out of her new implanted tits tonight before destroying her pussy as usual. He fucking LOVES those goddamn guns. He's in it for the gore and the violence against things that bleed. He's not just an asshole who likes to kill.)
- Make the kill animations on doomguy as brutal as his own. Imp kills you? Make it fucking defile you. Shot to death? Make them keep shooting until you stop twitching, and have them still shooting you behind the "retry?" menu. Cyberdemon? Don't have it tear your legs off, have it tear each individual limb off in quick succession and then crush your goddamn skull. Burned to death? Make your armour actually cook. Make it boil you alive inside, and give warning messages as it burns.
- As you get killed, make it sometimes unlock new, slow executions for Doomguy to perform. Imp tears you to shreds? Give Doomguy the option to do a new, slow execution on the Imps that's the exact same thing that the imps do to you. No reward for it, because the fact that you're giving them a taste of their own goddamn medicine is a reward unto itself. You want to go quick? Just fuck it up. You want to go slow and brutal? You fucking do that.

I mean, gotta turn this anger to something worthwhile, right?

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Its ok, Ive got screencaps of other nice things.

And I can keep reposting them

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Graded for glory kills? Haven't seen any of that in it.

easier. Doom 1, 3D Engine, Normal Mapped Sprites, Dynamic Lighting, can look up and down.

GOTY all years.

I dont have a reddit account, never going to get one either.
Also, it's pretty sad that you feel the need to spoil something to further prove your point.

It's also pretty sad that you intentionally spoil everything for yourself.

So like the end of every game then? It's not like the end bosses in the originals were any difficult.

Also, yes, secrets are pretty well hidden. Some are more obvious of course, and so are some secrets in the original Dooms too.

I don't understand what you're trying to get at, at all.

Did they defile the memory of daisy in the MOOM game?

Kill Son or Nuke Commonwealth

she isn't mentioned in the comic or the Repercussions of Evil fanfic so I doubt the developers knew she even existed.

It's okay bud. Here's a reference to Doom 3 too.

This post reeks of reddit, you claim to not have a reddit account yet you type like one. Either way reddit is the better place for you

she's in the fucking shareware version of doom 1. lol

I don't think she even appears, thankfully. Can't have this new version of Doomguy show any compassion, instead he's just hardcore edgy that punches everything

Motherfucker.

Lol, I remember my cousin playing with that on that other Doom game, cant remember which one because I was 6 years old.
Can we make a meme out of it?

You sure were
>>>/reddit/

Why wouldn't I look at the ending? It's precisely what I expected too.
Misses the point about secrets.
Come on fag, show some gameplay then. Show a levels secrets.

Also could you please learn to use paragraphs instead of typing like a redditor?

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I'd show you, but my PC isn't good enough to record it on Low even, so you'd get a nice, choppy sub-30 FPS.

Go ask your boss for better computers so you can shill faster

It just works

I seriously hope that everyone realizes that this person is an outsider.

Tell you what fag I'll do it for you.
This is level 3 so you don't get your panties in a twist about spoilers.
00:09: A totally hidden secret in a vent.
00:30: A totally hidden window complete with lights telling you there's something up there there so you know it's a secret to be found
01:05: These boxes aren't stacked conspicuously in anyway at all for someone to jump up.
01:45: Oh look a platform clearly visible to jump onto, wonder what secret is down there?
02:05: There's one box in the entire room that doesn't have a lid, guess there won't be a secret in there. That'd be too obvious.
02:30: Now this one I would give credit for, it'd be actually somewhat hidden, if there wasn't a contextual prompt to activate it.

You guys aren't actually buying this, are you?

You don't have to play it to know it's a mess. You can tell by looking it that it's shit.

it's to prevent a flood of shit threads and keep it contained here retard

Just laughing at the trainwreck with the ocassional shill popping up.

Why contain it? Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them.

Within six months.

Even if I had even a microscopic amount of interest in this game, it's so fucking unoptimized that I wouldn't even be able to download it without deleting a bunch of shit.

Nah, I'm just here to laugh at shills like 563c0b. Too bad there's nothing we can do like the Boston Salt Party, since NuDoom has a shit story that nobody cares about except for the game itself.

UNATCO?

No, Savage

OLD MEN

I hope you're not…

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DENTON.

OH YES

No Within Six Months

S'cool

Could the same be said once the game gets released?

So if you don't join the hate bandwagon you are a shill, got it. It's almost like reddit.

It's not shit, but maybe you're right about low standarts. I can't even say what was the last good "old-school" shooter, and Serious Sam 3 was kind of meh.

Well fuck me sideways, didn't took good look on the page when I decided to try Marathon few months ago.

How large is the modding community anyway? Never got any indication that Marathon would have some kind of activity when it comes to modding.

I really hope mark just puts a cyclical general for the game up and deletes all other threads about it. Like with the doom 4 thread. Keeps the board from being cluttered.

I agree, but at least they stay in their general and have more games to fuel their interest. I find Undertale situations to be far more of an issue.

You can misinterpret things all you want. Hell your example of "but other games are talked about" is retarded. Nep is discussed by fucking weebs, not marketers.

You just have shit taste if you don't think this isn't mediocre.

Still waiting for a proof of paid shills on Holla Forums. Again, fanboys != marketers.

I think you are an anti-shill, Activision pays you to shit on new DOOM(tm).

I think it's a breath of fresh air after years of consolized garbage and raped franchises. I'm not saying it's nearly as good as old Doom, I don't even consider it a Doom game. It's okay. But here we have a thread full of autists saying it's the worst game ever made and I'm a Bethesda employee because I disagree with them.

If you call catching a whiff of a rotting corpse caked in makeup a breath of fresh air then you must be desperate. It's exactly the same as The New Order, a pretty facade.

It's slower than Notch on vacation, every once in a while some new custom content gets made, and every 6-12 months an update is released for Aleph One

I've yet to understand why games moved away from this system, since it gives storyfags way more flexibility in fleshing out the world and if you don't care about the story you can just ignore them

I got it for £24 at cdkeys.com. If I'd have paid full whack I'd shit on it.