Mr. Lahey is dead

I think you should re-check those sources in your infographics, user…

Have you ever entertained the idea that women lie? Most of the "good" ones try (but fail) to hide their past.

Good on you! Stay in your basement and masturbate to your cartoons.

Also forgot to add, a few of the supposed good ones are already taken because they were married off at a younger age.

Better than dealing with an annoying bitch.
And then get sent to jail for "abuse."

RIP Liquor.