What If Hillary Won

The fact that they have about 50 articles set since jan 19 I haven't bothered counting but there's a lot shows there's an immense amount of salt behind this
There's even an article where the Falcons win the Super Bowl.

Some of these articles were pretty funny though.

Probably won't be entertaining had Hillary actually won, but eh.

hillarybeattrump.org/home/2017/2/2/bernie-bros-insist-things-wouldve-been-no-different-under-trump-administration

Jesus, they STILL hate Bernie so god damn much, don't they.

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I wouldn't have time to post here, that's for sure, what with the war against Russia and revolts and all.

With a passion, losing all those elector votes to Commie Bernie, jesus, clinton will be seen in a positive light ever again. Only deluded fool see a light in that dying carcass.

I doubt fullchan would still be around, what with Jim and his staff having to go into hiding after Director of Interactive Entertainment And Liberal Licensing Ministry Encompassing Nations Zoe Quinn implements the Executive Order shutting this place down.

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A dying carcass genuinely threatened by a communist, even more dying carcass.

I honestly wish Clinton had lost to Bernie. I bet Wolf Blitzer would have just killed himself on air if NONE of the legacy media controlled candidates got into the final election.

That's worse than the Kasich Timeline

so far just reading the bits and pieces of the articles posted in this thread is enough to thank god that she never even made it close

If it's any consolation, those poor sods in that timeline truly got The Happening and fought to the very end.

I have never seen anything this salty in my life.
Every one of their entries is "Something I wish happened to someone I hate, also the patriarchy is evil".
It's hysterical.

This is so fucking delusional it hurts.

I really can't tell if this is an elaborate joke or if Clinton supporters are really this pathetic. I want it to be a joke because the idea of the latter being reality is too much for me.

Wow.

Shame they dont take user submissions

Is it possible to feel bad for anons in the alternate universe? Did they fight as hard as we did? Did their memes not pierce the heavens?

The dedication that leftyniggers have towards Hillary being the hill they die on is absolutely insane. Her defeat has been cemented for months now. Trump has been president for a month and is fucking their platform in the ass at every corner. I would think they would finally just drop the act, stop trying to save face, admit she's a shit candidate most people had open disdain for who ran a clusterfuck of a campaign, and try to think of a new strategy or new leader to rally behind for next like a normal fucking person.

Nope. They have quadrupled down on their blind worship. Not only was she a great candidate, not only did she have spectacular principles and policies, not only was she adored and loved by all Americans, had an unstoppable cult of personality, and only lost because that meanie Drumpf was a cheater and a Russian sleeper agent, but she was so fucking amazing that Americans just didn't deserve her.

We're barely one drunken HuffPost journalist, one emotional breakdown from a late night comedy writer, or one particularly asshurt CNN anchor away from "Hillary died for your sins".

Despite how annoying this phenomenon is, I'm fucking elated at what it's underlining meaning is: the only reason they're keeping her in the public eye, still doing PR, and shilling nonstop for her instead of throwing her under the bus like any logical person would is because
THEY KNOW TRUMP IS GOING TO BRING HER TO TRIAL AND EXPOSE HER.

The CIA is a feminist organisation

In this alternate universe the press is going full propaganda to try to distract the populace from the active civil war currently ravaging their control of the country. When this site stops updating, you will know the anons of that universe have won.

Even in a universe she wins, she still loses.

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If Hillary won we would be at war right now

At least it would be someone competent.

Oh wait, the guy who made this is also behind Media Matters.
Holy lel

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WEW
The bullet we dodged only grows bigger in retrospect.

Holyshit you can't make this up folks

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it is made up though

LMAO

Define what would make Clinton competent, and Trump incompetent.

Hillary is so incompetent, she can't even be a corrupt politician correctly.

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I don't know why it hasn't apparently been mentioned but free speech on the internet would've been driven off a cliff if Clinton had been elected. They had a speech about outlawing "fake news" rolled out for her after she won the election.

see 's image

I honestly can't imagine the implications if Hillary had won
The Republican Party would probably have become a shell of its former self (which it already kind of was before Trump showed up) as neo-cons adopt more progressive values to appeal to what they perceive as the modern voter base
Ties with Russia are ultimately fucked
All markets and mainstream media suck the progressive cock like never before instead of what we have right now where at least a lot of marketing teams are stepping back except for the fringe guys and Kikes.
I can imagine America coming dangerously close to Sweden if Shillary had won

"you couldnt make this up" refers to a scenario where one would in humor say that no one could postulate a given scenario before it actually happened because one would not be believed. In this scenario, That which was unbelievable is that Media Matters would make a website that unironically offers a portal into an alternate reality in which Clinton won.

So I see the polls continue to be completely wrong after the election

No, it literally would have been the end of the world. Within a year we would have been in a war with Russia. Human trafficking would have elevated within the United States and abroad with Podesta at the State Dept helm. Political dissenters (anyone who finds a reason to pin Clinton) would either be medicated or named radicals who pose a threat to the state which must be dealt with.

It really would have been the end for us, and possibly many more. It could have been worse than the Weimar Republic (in degeneracy and despotism) and Soviet occupied Europe (in sheer destruction and loss of life) combined.

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99.9% chances of winning the election, they said.

Website is a bunch of shallow kike YAAAASSS QWEEN pop culture nonsense, what a surprise. I swear you'd need an IQ around 80 to actually enjoy this trash. Another thing that gets me is how proud they are of the majority label yet at the same time think of themselves as the enlightened intelligentsia, how do they square this circle? An example would be any jewtube clip from Idiocracy, there's at least 50 comments in everyone calling Idiocracy "Trump's America" when it pretty much describes them perfectly, unthinking masses just regurgitating sound bites they heard on the talmudvision.

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Dubs of Truth fam
Jim and his wife's son are the reason this board is now a COINTEL op and cucked beyond belief
Seriously if anyone here is a National Socialist and doesn't see the constant cuckchan shitposting, Zionist slide threads, faggot nigger loving bullshit, etc that's allowed to stay up daily but the hardcore anti degenerate redpill threads on our beliefs are deleted then you faggots are blind.
It's time for Exodus version 14/88

That's very recent, and the log has a ton of bans for it. Calls for exodus are more common recently as well. My belief is that we're being spammed by the same people who wish to trigger another exodus.

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Fuck off, reported

Post the real headlines anons.

Fuck, minor fix.

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This a person who's mind has been broken by the event of Trump becoming president, and now writes AU fanfic to cope.
Sad!

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THIS IS SHILLING.
VERY similar posts have been appearing in other threads, with the same phrase "Exodus version 14/88" and "Polchan" alongside images that are ALWAYS 300x100.

Those are the dimensions for a board banner. Somebody is just posting the Polchan board banners and shilling for the site.

Holy autism

This is a parody right? There's no way the left are this conceited to think there's a good outcomes.

You're not wrong. You'll be called a Shill regardless. When they open their eyes and see what's occurring they'll know you held much truth in this statement.

I keep trying to pick out a single article as an example of just how fucking absurd this is. Then I see the next one.

You're correct (banner). Don't be so dismissive as this as blatant shilling as it is genuine concern for what's occurring here lately. I'm still here. So are others even the user you replied to obviously. That being said one quick look at the board and what is being shitted into the mix without janitorial work is a clear enough sign to raise eyebrows. They call it slowly boiling the frog. It's not hard to doubt, but if you were pre exodus you know this is how it happens every time.

Waste of dubs. If you don't see what's happening here then you should take another look. Kike owned and operated. It's served it's purpose but it's lacking janitorial control anymore and sliding has gotten out of hand.

Needs shooping to have the guy holding antifa flag…

lol no, begone goon kike

If only she could design buildings that didn't stick out like a sore thumb.

She was legitimately good, but couldn't do subtle to save her life

Explain?

If you need to state publically there is discontent and a need to move, yet no one is moving, there is no discontent and you're trying to cause it, so gas yourself

i gotchu fam

OC

Requesting the video of some small time anti trump propaganda where they allege that he becomes a totalitarian and shuts down all phone and internet service after becoming president.

Sage for offtopic.

That one image of Beyonce's twins getting accepted into an ivy league college in advance, gee I wonder why.

I want to see the yeb timeline.Every home is a two turtle household and guac stock is through the roof.

We would all be either dead or in FEMA camps right now, no matter your opsec. I'm not fucking kidding.

They're robots stuck in an infinite loop. Their programmers told them to shill for Hillary, then abandoned them when it didn't work. All they can do now is endlessly repeat that last instruction.

This is all gearing up for a Hillary run in 2020. Just because she's a crook, she thinks she can pull off what Nixon did.

its like when people are in a cult and the end of the world prediction fails, they double down on their belief

What in KeK's name is even happening with these idiots,is this satire or are they serious.

I take it she is just killing the unemployed, or they are going to the fun camps.

The adults get to go to Hillary's "productive members of society start her" camp of love and tolerance, while their kids get to go to the free "Podesta's pizza and chicken happy land" summer camp for the rest of their lives.

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this is too pathetic for words.

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What is with these stupid fags and Harry fucking Potter.
It makes them look like retarded babies.

I swear to god liking harry potter past the age where it is acceptable should be grounds to have your rights stripped from you.

Now change fascists to communists

Lack of early childhood brain stimulation, they never grew out of shitty jewish pop culture that you'd need an IQ of 80 or a developing brain and personality to be entertained by.

jew trying to push a terrible meme…..
Are they setting this shit up for Hillary's next presidential run?

I think it has to do with J.K. Rowling constantly pushing her liberal, anti-Trump narrative on her fans on twitter, so she and her works get used as the postercunt for all this crap. There is a petition against J.K. Rowling going on with 8000+ signatures that would redpill her fans pretty hard, its on another thread.

Sometimes… I think we lived in that very timeline and all died. This is our heaven, or some variant thereof.

Top kek.

There's too many Jews and muds still for this to be heaven

Yes also I do not see Germany/Prussia being great again either.

It is all about fucking woman and how strong they would be without male dominance. Seriously what delusional fucking wack jobs. I can't believe a half these that I'm reading they really think this would of happen.
WTF IS WRONG WITH WOMAN, WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING RETARTED AND CHILDISH

I'm not sure if they think she'd be nuking them or if they think she'd be such a paragon of cuckness that they'd respect her.

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I thought this was going to be some Shillary supporter's fanfic but…

>President Hillary Rodham Clinton tweeted that the design "could not be a finer addition to the country's most important public space."
Author missed a pun with this one.

So fucking mad.

Did you just take a powerful redpill?
Never listen to a woman regarding politics ever again. Do not vote for them. Vote against them every time. They know not what they do. Put them in their places.

They need to be remembered for their bravery and their stories told for all time.

Here you go, OP.

Most of their childish incoherent shit they care about doesn't even matter like that award show shit you posted… who even watches award shows ( other than old people that fall asleep with the TV on)?

nigger wins some bullshit award instead of some dumpy fat bitch, as if the award show retards didn't plan out the fake controversy to boast ratings in the first place.

They are emotion based creature. Some of this is because they want a strong man to put them in their place they crave it the other part of this is mental illness and/or misappropriation of female instincts to left wing causes ( thanks to jew media) which frustrates women until they turn rabid.

Think he meant the Hillary beat trump one, basically saying the site is a way to peak into another reality.

If this is the world you invision if a demoscum win, then maybe it would be a good idea to try and get involved with the Republican Party. To pull it back to social conservatives roots. We have to change them and infiltrate as much as possible.

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SAD!

Can we please deport all the cucks to the BatShit Bears universe? They would be happy there.

Had Hillary won in some alternate timeline, by this time we would be recovering from her limited nuclear war with Russia, and the survivors be well on our way to a (((global government))) headed by (non-violent…) ethnic women where we can all just get along. The supra-rich would be ever richer, and the blacks utterly shafted.

Was just gonna type out this exact sentiment. Fuck I love not breathing radioactive fallout.

I've seen less cringe worthy wish fulfillment in a typical 12 year old's Deviant Art self-insert fan-ficiton.

hillarybeattrump.org/home/2017/2/14/beyoncs-unborn-twins-accepted-into-yale-university-class-of-2035

Kek I almost feel sorry for them. But its too funny.

Purgatory, maybe.

wew

These aren't user submissions?
What the fuck kinda universe are these people living in. They have to go back to the berenstein universe where they belong.

disregard, I suck cocks. posted in wrong thread.

also fuck voat i guess.

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Is this faggot fucking serious

Probably not because we'd all be in prison for hate speech. At the very least this site would probably be gone.

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Bumping because cuckchanners fail to read the catalog.

That bitch smashed my model. Glad she's dead.

Apparantly the kikes hated her for her support of Gaddafi and called her a "convenient feminist"(aren't all mudslime women) and being too (((intellectual))) in the architectural business.
archive.is/QWVei

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So they're finally admitting that they're historical revisionists?

Well that means caesar's legion would exist so I guess some good would come from it.

Is this satire?

You just realized this? They've always been this retarded