TAKE MY HAND
OFF TO NEVERNEVERLAND
i am actually a meme
Are you usually successful when you try to do that while drunk? ^^
A case study in le autism xD
Well bend me over and use me like a government mule.
Just watching it, you can tell how long it was in serialization from just the sheer amount of random plot points to pop up out of complete nowhere. One of those things where the author having a lot of time to write it means they have way too much time to overthink and change their opinion on what happens next, if that makes sense.
Personally I find it quite interesting
Just realized people barely use emoticons now
Such a loss
I find it to be like staring into a whirlpool of death
=w= I remember the emoticons :p :p
Did the whirlpool gaze back?
ehe i nver tried before
Its nearly summer
Loco is weird, right?
I always thought emoji referred to things that actually showed up as little pictures/icons and not just pure text
Well unless your sleep habits are weird right now you'd probably have to drink coffee/energy drinks with your alcohol and that's kind of a bit of a heart attack risk
it would be like hundreds of little tokais all squirming around and inside me
oh you mean things like ;) and stuff?
Yeah except more weebish ones mostly
those were never a thing here
Kind of before your time
Like when you were still a pony-fucker I guess
> ///> o-oh
make me awaaake
Lel, fuggen tokyo drift on tv
ASOTSPT SJ TANEGAJKRG AO'LEHGW
Have a great day folks
@[email protected] yee bye
Tokyooo with loveu
not like thaat
I want me one of them japenese grills.
sexual tension raven
import oimport n fugg
We have a hitachi plant opening here, they can come enjoy that home culture while still getting that thug life.
If you use it anywhere outside of Holla Forums then people sperg so you sort of learn not to.
If you masturbate continuously, that might keep you awake
That's letting the terrorists win
kidnap the sushi
buut i alrady did that for hours..
So do it to your butt this time
will youu take orewata takanawa as your wife?
huuh, good idee
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wasabi kawabaki! kamikaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Here, as in, this country, since, like, 2004.
I hope Yuuta sticks it in Rikka this episode.
What do you use for that? Any accessories or just your fingers?
Oh, I was talking about "the community"
Cute not for lewd!
someone buy me a GTR
.jjust fingers.. but theyre small
Kinda wanna cuddle tokai and watch IS videos... N-no homo
Arigato! Suplex city
Yush~! There's an exception for you though.
Oh hey, tokai, I found asuka, she was hiding beding my record speakers. Silly waifu
wow thats mean
Is the black and blue guy in the movie Cyborg?
he doesn't even look a little nig...
You had 1 more kill and way more deaths!
Who were you two playing?
Him Juggernaut, me Riki ^^
He means he was carrying your dick.
In his anus.
Literally played a permanent invis hero...
i is no except
Be mean to invoker not me D:
That's Blue Beetle. don't you know anything.
What do you think of the 'new' Riki?
You're cute, and many desire you.
YUUTA YOU IDIOT STOP CHASING TO OTHER PUSSY
So be patient. Indeed, the promise of ALLAH is truth
No I've never heard of the Blue Beetle.
You can bring out the firing squads now.
i want to watch fortune and tokai lose their virginities to one another
Idk I only have ~30 games in total, when I played his new version I had no idea what the ult was doing but now it seems really nice
That pink haired bitch!
I was flaming too much the last 2 games I think
But toki isn't a virgin.
30 in games in Dota, or on Riki?
His real virginity.
Tokai ain't getting in mine, though.
I desire cock
so is written
no of course not. you would be top. i would be watching tied up and gagged from the corner.
For after all... Toki, Allah does not burden a soul beyond that it can bear. Inshallah he makes us strong like Tiger.
You're cute, AND lewd.
And who, do you suppose, does that to you?
btw I thought you didn't gay
"21:43 - metro: also we lost"
In Dota :p
i've been able to do it to myself for a long time. but you can play with me if it gets you hard.
I don't. This was your desire, not mine.
It's a hypothetical thing. I can have hypothetical fun.
I'm not likely to ever top anyone, but less likely to bot to Toki.
Welcome to Dotes.
I doubt it does.
Seems less fun that bondage done by others, innit?
the true art of tease ismaking yourself beg to dtop
we be lions!
but you're flirting with tokai every time you're here
You forgot some things said during the game
I like to tease.
Rawr! fuck the zebras
well keep doing it. I'm about to come.
this is what i deserve
Allah is like big cat. He is with you, where you may be; and Allah is seeing your deeds. And he is with you wherever you are. And seek help in patience and prayers, Indeed, Prayer prohibits immorality and wrongding.
its still early
Yeah it's nice. The hardest thing is learning what all the abilities and items do..
All I know is that we won
wew was justt bout to go steam
dodged a bullet
can i pet allah
Holy shit S2 is so fucking frustrating fucking shit YUUTA IDIOT
Do you really want it?
Aye, that takes time. Nothing you can do about it.
Are you drinking yet ?
Well I stand by what was said
HOLY SHIT THIS DENSE MOTHER FUCKER EVEN PINK HAIR GIRL KNOWS WHATS UP
well its friday
How the FUCK do you even write a character this fucking DENSE even fucking shellshocked pussy SHINJI wasn't this fucking dense
I'm drunk too
LOL STEAM ME BB AND YEEEEEEE ALLAH CAN BE PETTED
ahaeha! made yousayit
I love this show.
Thing is, I'm not 12. I don't mind.
feels so good
?Im not 12
Fucking could have fooled me.
Poor grim, you got that soto aids?
Why do you only show up on weekends ?
I have acute sinusitis
according to my symptoms
so maybe I smelled some really rank bullshit you spewed or something
dare I say he may have a life?
That's because you can't count much higher, hun.
What is this.... life.. you speak of ?
You lie! I speak only pure words and the will of allah. If you had more fait you'd know that And when i am ill, it is he who cures me. Allah and faith cures. You unclean heathen.
Is that actually from qur'an?
props if it is
Seemed like a perfect webm to make. I didn't expect anything like that on this show.
nuhuhh I ME MYSELF Adont mind
this game is sick btw
Because thats when im drunk
Chigau. I talk with my other internet buddies on weekdays or I spend my time on anime
It is indeed from the holy book.
what is this asia show
It is indeed from the holy book.
what is this asia show
Its a double post all across the sky... what does this mean???
Holy, shit this is beautiful.
Reminds me of chrono trigger, journey, and zelda all at the same time.
Fucking 16 bit indies.
is it worf?
Good and Evil Deeds are not equal. repel evil with what is better. Then you will see that one who was once your enemy has become you dearest friend.
It think it is.
You can watch me play it first if you want.
WELL, a double post is a phenomenon of shitposting that displays a spectrum of autism due to the databases fucking up on the servers in third world countries.
Does that explain it?
Let's do it.
I will be streaming with steam.
How are you all on this fine day?
And never think that allah is unaware of what the wrongdoers do. He only delays their account for a day when their eyes stare in horror
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you start feeling better. Have a cold or just not feeling good?
rip lil nigga
Allah, blessed be his name, what I wouldn't do for a Charger.
Thank you Mandy.
I have acute sinusitis.
If it were not for allah and his majesty, I would have punched Grim in the nose.
Hi I'm Japanese living in Tokyo.
I'm looking for someone who living Tokyo, honest, sweet and spend rest time together. I'm not sure I can find someone on this site. But I have no chance to meet nice person recently.
Don't reply married man.
Feel free to contact me. If you like put pic on email. And I'll show you my pic.
Hope to know more each other. After that if we are good feeling we can see!!
Thank you for reading.
What are u drinking? dont say that same thing again
8ch and it pic bugs
sit down son
this is why FUCK LULU
why is nobody saying fuck ekko
he is even more bs
non-tank ekko, yeah
tank ekko is the bs one
I'm just glad they removed the immunity to tenacity on lulu's disable.
Btw, do you know any way of disabling the draven bullshit in the client?
I really don't want to play with that crap.
play draft mode or customs
Hahahahahaha Scoot is a great memer
is that the only way? :(
doyou like blindpick/aram/tt that much
forty begged me on steam forr tc
If you wanna for a while, I wont be mic'ing
post lewd stuff
ehhhfse iunno soooo sleep but wanna awake
I'll be honest, I don't know what that means, but I hope it isn't bad.
Can always TC tomorrow if you'd prefer.
I am thinking water, noms, and sleep at this point
Basically when the sinuses within the face get irritated, create headaches, postnasal drip and general feelings of malaise.
yaah les just do tmorrow
that's fucking disgusting
HES TALKING ABOUT YOU
that's fucking disgusting
Holy shit. Stop being so gay.
what the fuck is a 2hu circle
i want phsyical affection right now
That sounds quite uncomfortable.
don't you have a girlfriend?
Good times yo
The onion like layers around Chii.
a circle is a group that produces art based on doujins, usually music. They then sell that music in Japan.
doujins that are art based on 2hu
gay as hell
tfw no wrinkly old model to pose for you
yo that's mad rude yo
oh shit that's hella lame
very sticky worthy
Oh, wow. I see it now.
chii is just trying to reach out.
chiiii is a fat fucking whale
ITS A CORRUPTION OF POWER
LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC
Don't know what your're talking aboot
pls no fat shaming
you're like as fat as she is
LMAO NIGGA SHE ISNT HARMING ANYONE
LET THE GIRL ASK FOR WEEB MUSIC
the only fat shaming is bikini season in cali LAWL
**for real chii coo', just bait
How else would they ever lose weight?
LET HER DO IT WITHOUT A FUCKING STICKY AND SEE HOW MUCH IT I suck dicksS WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
Exercise and eating less
just bait*ing some salty fuckers.... thanks browser for fucking that up
I bet he sucks his dad
What filters are even still around other than the anti-Luka one?
I SWEAR Holla Forums YOU FUCKING SHIT
if not that one^ then that's all
lol fuckinn faggot
yeah it must be especially hard being a shut-in in socal
it doesn't really help i don't think
just imagine what it's like posting webms. Fucking cockingsucking muthaphukking shit.
i'll leave that thought there, basketball starting soon. Its great to be a heterosexual male in this time and age.
I meant what other motivation do most fatties have to lose weight other than fat shaming them?
Most of them get delusions about how it's somehow attractive to look like a walrus.
well timed filter i must say
what's going on tonight
tbh fatties should be shamed.
For me, it's the health stuff. I don't want to die 30-40 years before I have to because I'm a lazy fuck.
Also looking good makes you feel good and makes it easier to get laid
might buy this cool game archives showed me, it's like 20 bucks tho
how was your week
kinda tempted to I suck dicks uglies with this fatty tonight tbh
it dragged on cause the two previous weeks were 4 dayers
today was pretty rad. i accidentally april foolsd a truck driver
then felt bad
do it dude
getting pussy at your age is a boon
not to mention chubbies love sucking cock
yeah she's legit crazy and it's true you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy
but fat chicks do way more stuff so i'm conflicted
like i was having a smoke and this semi asked where a business was and i was like yo man it's on the other side of the facility. and he was like can i get through here?
i was like definitely man. he totally got stuck in the alley next to our building for an hour an half and had to get his company to pull his ass out. fucking idiot
posting sucks especially huh
cripple-sama being a shit
Fair enough. I'm mostly talking about the anti-fit and fat glorifying types.
They have utter acceptance of it as something either unchangeable or something that's perfectly acceptable, which just reeks of laziness.
LOL THATS NOT APRIL FOOLING YOU JUST FUCKED WITH A GUYS TRUST MAN
it's your call
if you can manage crazy, do it
I got stalked by one and she threatened my life, I didn't even stick my dick in her
Chii isn't like that.
She's just flat out lazy, using her medical reasons as an excuse
esus fucking christ why live?
I would not drink with you alone.
jesus christ man just go fuck fots already
Stalk toki, post result
you legitimately could get a semi through that alley though. lol i was watching him make the turn and once he started having trouble i bounced inside
he'd fuck a couch tho
Hey tokai, remember when you said Loco was full of shit intellectually.
sofa so good.
Hey TP remember when you trolled that truck driver
Ahh. Well not every driver is an expert.
Cut a nigga some slack
You would probably sexually assault me or try to seduce me.
how soon until the dutch shemales go to bed
illya is pure
this isn't burger king, we don't get to have it your way
and on that shitposting flurry I end this evening,
Pls, give me ni nis so I can sleep well.
Dayum man. Anyway, till tomorrow tokitoki
But it's your way.
Sweet sleeps ma brother
it wasn't even trolling though
i just felt bad that he wasted an hour and a half of his day
it was also hilarious though
Toki. You don't know him.
Tokai'll pass out anytime.
If the guy was a shitlord, sure
but average joe?
i was talking about YOU
he seemed pretty cool i guess
i kinda don't like truck drivers on a whole though because i have to drive around so many of them every day cause i work near the airport
hehe am intimidatring
ohh.. can i meat him/her
how come the more girly you act the less you have to type to get replies
it's complete horseshit
I can't believe you would stoop so low as to use italics against me
making out doesn't count
dudes are trying to make a living.
Yes. I would hate to harm your face. It's nice.
just be a cute girl tp
for sure it's not their fault at all but they drive slow af and you can't exactly bully them
i don't get why they wouldn't want to be more like a sabrina and less like a chii
it's showing how little regard they have for females
and what little understanding of what a real woman is
Fort's been in bed for hours.
It'd become an instant ship.
shut you're eyes sweetie
why would people here understand chicks
half of them are gay and the other half are virgins
There are hard speed limiters in their vehicles dude
I can defeat you!
bu twhat do i do then?
I wanna meet
grim, i drove my alcoholic uncle to the doctor today in his pickup and there was a breathalyser built into it
you couldn't turn the engine on until you used it twice to prove you're sober lol
yeah good point
but even so like, any objective person can recognize quality posts
dude cutting off a semi is such a huge mistake that i made once
scared the shit out of me
them horns are loud
i'm wonderful love. got my ducks in a row and now i'm getting turnt
life is good
it was irritating as fuck
like you cant turn the key unless you breathalize yourself
it wont turn its just locked
Ya can't, sweetheart.
Alright man, have fun. Whatcha even up to?
you know you want to
:c well i object
ILL FUCKING BURY YOU KID
yeah i've learned to not really stress when i get backed up in the wrong lane now
why am i in a hurry to get home anyways
which slang was weird
up to as in what?
Thanks for everyone who contribed to the music sticky, I just have been itching for music every since Nitori's channel went down
also get rekt Ian for being wrong
take it ez modo
man too many people be just wandering around aimlessly for my tastes
can you please take it down now?
I had never heard both "Having your ducks in a row" and "getting turnt".
You said you were getting turnt. Just drinking by yourself or what?
is that a threat?
the tooth removal felt like nothing at all
shame i can't eat solids for a day or two tho...
hard finding all the super good circles
no? I need it up for awhile so I can download all the stuff
i've gotten pretty good at just spacing out to npr while somehow paying attention to traffic
why would i be posting if i was drinking with someone else
having your ducks in a row is an old saying i think
it's not really slang
slang to me implies something the kids say
you get free dental?
what the fuck im moving in
you are so selfish my chiiapet
Whatcha gonna do about it?
Hmm, I guess.
I'm just not familiar with a ton of American phrases.
the initial bill was $400
but not for me. i just walked in, got it pulled out, and walked out. without having to pay anything.
it doesnt effect posting what so ever
get over yourself
wine now beer
feeling all warm
whiine and pulll your leg until i get my way
do homeless people get the same care?
LISTEN MISSY THIS IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL PLAYGROUND
WHY DONT YOU JUST MAKE A STICKY ASKING EVERYONE HOW THEY LIKE YOUR NEW SHOES WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
are you sure it doesnt hurt because of the meds they gave you?
i told you it would be fine
modern dentistry you rarely feel anything
the worst thing for me is just the cleaning
just try and stop me you filthy pleb
Alright man. Have fun.
I only drink liqour. Wine's too sour and beer's too bitter.
h-how am i a pedo?
it gets ugly when i drink liquor
like uglier than standing on chairs on tinychat
damn luka's totally snorting vikes right now isn't he
Let's get this out of the way ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*･ﾟ｡
what do you mean?
they just sprayed some flavoured tingly stuff in my mouth and then i guess poke a needle in there?
then it all went numb?
i felt something
and just under a minute... my tooth was out already! ._.