EXIT LIGHT

Did the whirlpool gaze back?

EMOJI

okaai simsala

grooooooooooosss

ehe i nver tried before

^.^

Yes

It's everywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=ZgivH3gaqmg

Its nearly summer

Loco is weird, right?

I always thought emoji referred to things that actually showed up as little pictures/icons and not just pure text

Well unless your sleep habits are weird right now you'd probably have to drink coffee/energy drinks with your alcohol and that's kind of a bit of a heart attack risk

it would be like hundreds of little tokais all squirming around and inside me

beatiful

oh you mean things like ;) and stuff?

;p

:3

:3c

Yeah except more weebish ones mostly

c:

those were never a thing here

Kind of before your time

Like when you were still a pony-fucker I guess

>__

o//o
> ///> o-oh

^______________________________________^

-v-

suuuper weird

make me awaaake

wtfff

Lel, fuggen tokyo drift on tv

WEEB TIME

MAXIMUM OVERWEEB

ASOTSPT SJ TANEGAJKRG AO'LEHGW

STOOOOOOOP

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Have a great day folks

=w=

@-@ yee bye

Tokyooo with loveu

not like thaat

raven bitches

I want me one of them japenese grills.

sexual tension raven

import oimport n fugg

We have a hitachi plant opening here, they can come enjoy that home culture while still getting that thug life.

Yo!Sushi!

If you use it anywhere outside of Holla Forums then people sperg so you sort of learn not to.

o bb

If you masturbate continuously, that might keep you awake

That's letting the terrorists win

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kidnap the sushi

buut i alrady did that for hours..

kamikazi wedding

So do it to your butt this time

will youu take orewata takanawa as your wife?
banzaaaaiiii!!!!!!!!!

huuh, good idee

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wasabi kawabaki! kamikaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Here, as in, this country, since, like, 2004.

I hope Yuuta sticks it in Rikka this episode.

What do you use for that? Any accessories or just your fingers?

Oh, I was talking about "the community"

Cute not for lewd!

someone buy me a GTR

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zoom zoof

.jjust fingers.. but theyre small

Kinda wanna cuddle tokai and watch IS videos... N-no homo

Arigato! Suplex city

Yush~! There's an exception for you though.

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Bliss.

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Oh hey, tokai, I found asuka, she was hiding beding my record speakers. Silly waifu

global caliphate

wow thats mean

Mean?

Only caliphate

Is the black and blue guy in the movie Cyborg?

he doesn't even look a little nig...

You had 1 more kill and way more deaths!

Haha.
Who were you two playing?

Him Juggernaut, me Riki ^^

He means he was carrying your dick.
In his anus.

Literally played a permanent invis hero...

zing

i is no except

inshallah

Be mean to invoker not me D:

That's Blue Beetle. don't you know anything.

What do you think of the 'new' Riki?

You're cute, and many desire you.

YUUTA YOU IDIOT STOP CHASING TO OTHER PUSSY

So be patient. Indeed, the promise of ALLAH is truth

No I've never heard of the Blue Beetle.

You can bring out the firing squads now.

i want to watch fortune and tokai lose their virginities to one another

Idk I only have ~30 games in total, when I played his new version I had no idea what the ult was doing but now it seems really nice

That pink haired bitch!

I was flaming too much the last 2 games I think

But toki isn't a virgin.

30 in games in Dota, or on Riki?

His real virginity.

Boipussy, huh?
Tokai ain't getting in mine, though.

I desire cock

so is written

no of course not. you would be top. i would be watching tied up and gagged from the corner.

For after all... Toki, Allah does not burden a soul beyond that it can bear. Inshallah he makes us strong like Tiger.

Exactly. Mine?
You're cute, AND lewd.

For sure.

And who, do you suppose, does that to you?

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btw I thought you didn't gay

"21:43 - metro: also we lost"
:3 !

In Dota :p

i've been able to do it to myself for a long time. but you can play with me if it gets you hard.

I don't. This was your desire, not mine.
It's a hypothetical thing. I can have hypothetical fun.

I'm not likely to ever top anyone, but less likely to bot to Toki.

Welcome to Dotes.
Liking it?

I doubt it does.
Seems less fun that bondage done by others, innit?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

the true art of tease ismaking yourself beg to dtop

we be lions!

no lewd

but you're flirting with tokai every time you're here

hehee oops

You forgot some things said during the game

I like to tease.

Rawr! fuck the zebras

oh

well keep doing it. I'm about to come.

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You're late

cooock..

big kitty

this is what i deserve

Allah is like big cat. He is with you, where you may be; and Allah is seeing your deeds. And he is with you wherever you are. And seek help in patience and prayers, Indeed, Prayer prohibits immorality and wrongding.

its still early

Yeah it's nice. The hardest thing is learning what all the abilities and items do..

All I know is that we won

wew was justt bout to go steam
dodged a bullet

can i pet allah

Holy shit S2 is so fucking frustrating fucking shit YUUTA IDIOT

Do you really want it?

Aye, that takes time. Nothing you can do about it.

Are you drinking yet ?

Well I stand by what was said

mmmmmmm

HOLY SHIT THIS DENSE MOTHER FUCKER EVEN PINK HAIR GIRL KNOWS WHATS UP

well its friday

How the FUCK do you even write a character this fucking DENSE even fucking shellshocked pussy SHINJI wasn't this fucking dense

want what

I'm drunk too

LOL STEAM ME BB AND YEEEEEEE ALLAH CAN BE PETTED

Cock.

Everyone is

thisssint 1800!
goodie

ahaeha! made yousayit

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I love this show.

Thing is, I'm not 12. I don't mind.

feels so good

?Im not 12

Fucking could have fooled me.

Poor grim, you got that soto aids?

Why do you only show up on weekends ?

I have acute sinusitis
according to my symptoms
so maybe I smelled some really rank bullshit you spewed or something

dare I say he may have a life?

That's because you can't count much higher, hun.

What is this.... life.. you speak of ?

You lie! I speak only pure words and the will of allah. If you had more fait you'd know that And when i am ill, it is he who cures me. Allah and faith cures. You unclean heathen.

Job/School/Family

Is that actually from qur'an?
props if it is

Seemed like a perfect webm to make. I didn't expect anything like that on this show.

asiaa

nuhuhh I ME MYSELF Adont mind

store.steampowered.com/app/257850/

this game is sick btw

Because thats when im drunk

Chigau. I talk with my other internet buddies on weekdays or I spend my time on anime

It is indeed from the holy book.

what is this asia show

It is indeed from the holy book.

what is this asia show

Its a double post all across the sky... what does this mean???

Holy, shit this is beautiful.
Reminds me of chrono trigger, journey, and zelda all at the same time.

Fucking 16 bit indies.

is it worf?

Good and Evil Deeds are not equal. repel evil with what is better. Then you will see that one who was once your enemy has become you dearest friend.

It think it is.

You can watch me play it first if you want.

WELL, a double post is a phenomenon of shitposting that displays a spectrum of autism due to the databases fucking up on the servers in third world countries.

Does that explain it?

Let's do it.

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I will be streaming with steam.

How are you all on this fine day?

sickish.

And never think that allah is unaware of what the wrongdoers do. He only delays their account for a day when their eyes stare in horror

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I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you start feeling better. Have a cold or just not feeling good?

rip lil nigga

yeet

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Allah, blessed be his name, what I wouldn't do for a Charger.

Thank you Mandy.
I have acute sinusitis.

If it were not for allah and his majesty, I would have punched Grim in the nose.

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Hi I'm Japanese living in Tokyo.

I'm looking for someone who living Tokyo, honest, sweet and spend rest time together. I'm not sure I can find someone on this site. But I have no chance to meet nice person recently.

Don't reply married man.

Feel free to contact me. If you like put pic on email. And I'll show you my pic.
Hope to know more each other. After that if we are good feeling we can see!!
Thank you for reading.

What are u drinking? dont say that same thing again

8ch and it pic bugs

sit down son

this is why FUCK LULU

why is nobody saying fuck ekko
he is even more bs

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non-tank ekko, yeah

tank ekko is the bs one

MOBAS HYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

scooter

I'm just glad they removed the immunity to tenacity on lulu's disable.

Btw, do you know any way of disabling the draven bullshit in the client?
I really don't want to play with that crap.

play draft mode or customs

killed ded

Hahahahahaha Scoot is a great memer

is that the only way? :(

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doyou like blindpick/aram/tt that much

forty begged me on steam forr tc
you wana?

kek.

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If you wanna for a while, I wont be mic'ing
Kek

post lewd stuff

K

seee

ehhhfse iunno soooo sleep but wanna awake

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I'll be honest, I don't know what that means, but I hope it isn't bad.

Can always TC tomorrow if you'd prefer.
I am thinking water, noms, and sleep at this point

Basically when the sinuses within the face get irritated, create headaches, postnasal drip and general feelings of malaise.

yaah les just do tmorrow

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that's fucking disgusting

HES TALKING ABOUT YOU

that's fucking disgusting

Holy shit. Stop being so gay.

what the fuck is a 2hu circle

i want phsyical affection right now

That sounds quite uncomfortable.

don't you have a girlfriend?

Good times yo

The onion like layers around Chii.

Hi TP
a circle is a group that produces art based on doujins, usually music. They then sell that music in Japan.

Dude, same

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doujins that are art based on 2hu

gay as hell

tfw no wrinkly old model to pose for you

;_;

yo that's mad rude yo

oh shit that's hella lame

very sticky worthy

*pet*

Sticky?

Oh, wow. I see it now.

LOL

chii is just trying to reach out.

chiiii is a fat fucking whale

ITS A CORRUPTION OF POWER

LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC

Don't know what your're talking aboot

pls no fat shaming

you're like as fat as she is

LMAO NIGGA SHE ISNT HARMING ANYONE
LET THE GIRL ASK FOR WEEB MUSIC

same

the only fat shaming is bikini season in cali LAWL

Cry harder.

**for real chii coo', just bait

How else would they ever lose weight?

how2spoiler

LET HER DO IT WITHOUT A FUCKING STICKY AND SEE HOW MUCH IT I suck dicksS WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

Exercise and eating less

just bait*ing some salty fuckers.... thanks browser for fucking that up

I bet he sucks his dad

What filters are even still around other than the anti-Luka one?

I SWEAR Holla Forums YOU FUCKING SHIT

scientist

if not that one^ then that's all

lol fuckinn faggot

fuck

yeah it must be especially hard being a shut-in in socal

it doesn't really help i don't think

just imagine what it's like posting webms. Fucking cockingsucking muthaphukking shit.

i'll leave that thought there, basketball starting soon. Its great to be a heterosexual male in this time and age.

I meant what other motivation do most fatties have to lose weight other than fat shaming them?
Most of them get delusions about how it's somehow attractive to look like a walrus.

well timed filter i must say

what's going on tonight

tbh fatties should be shamed.

true suffering.

Dude.
For me, it's the health stuff. I don't want to die 30-40 years before I have to because I'm a lazy fuck.

Also looking good makes you feel good and makes it easier to get laid

Feeling sick
might buy this cool game archives showed me, it's like 20 bucks tho

how was your week

kinda tempted to I suck dicks uglies with this fatty tonight tbh

it dragged on cause the two previous weeks were 4 dayers

today was pretty rad. i accidentally april foolsd a truck driver

then felt bad

lolwat

LOL
do it dude
getting pussy at your age is a boon
not to mention chubbies love sucking cock

yeah she's legit crazy and it's true you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy

but fat chicks do way more stuff so i'm conflicted

like i was having a smoke and this semi asked where a business was and i was like yo man it's on the other side of the facility. and he was like can i get through here?

i was like definitely man. he totally got stuck in the alley next to our building for an hour an half and had to get his company to pull his ass out. fucking idiot

posting sucks especially huh

cripple-sama being a shit

Fair enough. I'm mostly talking about the anti-fit and fat glorifying types.
They have utter acceptance of it as something either unchangeable or something that's perfectly acceptable, which just reeks of laziness.

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LOL THATS NOT APRIL FOOLING YOU JUST FUCKED WITH A GUYS TRUST MAN

Well
it's your call
if you can manage crazy, do it

I got stalked by one and she threatened my life, I didn't even stick my dick in her

yeh

Chii isn't like that.
She's just flat out lazy, using her medical reasons as an excuse

esus fucking christ why live?

I would not drink with you alone.

jesus christ man just go fuck fots already

no gay

Stalk toki, post result

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full faggotry

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you legitimately could get a semi through that alley though. lol i was watching him make the turn and once he started having trouble i bounced inside

he'd fuck a couch tho

?

Hey tokai, remember when you said Loco was full of shit intellectually.

sofa so good.

Hey TP remember when you trolled that truck driver

:c

waino

whoo

sorry

stalk who

ye

Ahh. Well not every driver is an expert.

Cut a nigga some slack

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You would probably sexually assault me or try to seduce me.

pic??

how soon until the dutch shemales go to bed

illya is pure

this isn't burger king, we don't get to have it your way

and on that shitposting flurry I end this evening,

Pls, give me ni nis so I can sleep well.

Dayum man. Anyway, till tomorrow tokitoki

But it's your way.

Sweet sleeps ma brother

it wasn't even trolling though

i just felt bad that he wasted an hour and a half of his day

it was also hilarious though

bye peaches

Toki. You don't know him.

Tokai'll pass out anytime.

[X] Doubt

If the guy was a shitlord, sure

but average joe?
nahhhh

i was talking about YOU

he seemed pretty cool i guess

i kinda don't like truck drivers on a whole though because i have to drive around so many of them every day cause i work near the airport

hehe am intimidatring

ni ni

ohh.. can i meat him/her

how come the more girly you act the less you have to type to get replies

it's complete horseshit

I can't believe you would stoop so low as to use italics against me

making out doesn't count

dudes are trying to make a living.

Yes. I would hate to harm your face. It's nice.

OH NO

because thirst
just be a cute girl tp

for sure it's not their fault at all but they drive slow af and you can't exactly bully them

i don't get why they wouldn't want to be more like a sabrina and less like a chii

it's showing how little regard they have for females

and what little understanding of what a real woman is

Sure mate.
Fort's been in bed for hours.

Never.
It'd become an instant ship.

I know.
Point stands.

shut you're eyes sweetie

why would people here understand chicks
half of them are gay and the other half are virgins

There are hard speed limiters in their vehicles dude

No thanks.
How's Teepee?

I can defeat you!

bu twhat do i do then?
I wanna meet

grim, i drove my alcoholic uncle to the doctor today in his pickup and there was a breathalyser built into it
you couldn't turn the engine on until you used it twice to prove you're sober lol

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LOOOOOOOOOOL

yeah good point

but even so like, any objective person can recognize quality posts

dude cutting off a semi is such a huge mistake that i made once

scared the shit out of me

them horns are loud

i'm wonderful love. got my ducks in a row and now i'm getting turnt

BRAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAP

life is good

it was irritating as fuck
like you cant turn the key unless you breathalize yourself
it wont turn its just locked

Ya can't, sweetheart.

Weird slang.
Alright man, have fun. Whatcha even up to?

you know you want to

:c well i object

ILL FUCKING BURY YOU KID

yeah i've learned to not really stress when i get backed up in the wrong lane now

why am i in a hurry to get home anyways

which slang was weird

up to as in what?

right now?

generally?

Thanks for everyone who contribed to the music sticky, I just have been itching for music every since Nitori's channel went down

also get rekt Ian for being wrong

yeah
take it ez modo

lol
you're welcome

man too many people be just wandering around aimlessly for my tastes

can you please take it down now?

To what?

I had never heard both "Having your ducks in a row" and "getting turnt".
You said you were getting turnt. Just drinking by yourself or what?

is that a threat?

not meeting!

the tooth removal felt like nothing at all

shame i can't eat solids for a day or two tho...

hard finding all the super good circles

no? I need it up for awhile so I can download all the stuff

i've gotten pretty good at just spacing out to npr while somehow paying attention to traffic

why would i be posting if i was drinking with someone else

having your ducks in a row is an old saying i think

it's not really slang

slang to me implies something the kids say

you get free dental?

what the fuck im moving in

you are so selfish my chiiapet

Whatcha gonna do about it?

Hmm, I guess.
I'm just not familiar with a ton of American phrases.
Whatcha drinking?

yes.

the initial bill was $400

but not for me. i just walked in, got it pulled out, and walked out. without having to pay anything.

it doesnt effect posting what so ever
get over yourself

wine now beer

feeling all warm

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whiine and pulll your leg until i get my way

do homeless people get the same care?

LISTEN MISSY THIS IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL PLAYGROUND

WHY DONT YOU JUST MAKE A STICKY ASKING EVERYONE HOW THEY LIKE YOUR NEW SHOES WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

are you sure it doesnt hurt because of the meds they gave you?

i told you it would be fine
modern dentistry you rarely feel anything
the worst thing for me is just the cleaning

just try and stop me you filthy pleb

Alright man. Have fun.
I only drink liqour. Wine's too sour and beer's too bitter.

"Leg"

h-how am i a pedo?

it gets ugly when i drink liquor

like uglier than standing on chairs on tinychat

damn luka's totally snorting vikes right now isn't he

Let's get this out of the way ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*･ﾟ｡

what do you mean?
they just sprayed some flavoured tingly stuff in my mouth and then i guess poke a needle in there?
then it all went numb?

i felt something
not pain.
and just under a minute... my tooth was out already! ._.

whalecum back

yes

yeah
rip nittori

uh

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