Oh, no! Bethesda has bought out your favorite IP and they're developing the latest entry in its franchise...

Oh, no! Bethesda has bought out your favorite IP and they're developing the latest entry in its franchise. What's it like?

This IS NOT funny, OP.

It's shit

dont you fucking dare

sage

I hurt myself today…

Linear, well designed levels are now all open worlds in and of themselves. Your task is to find the robot master in every single world and bring them down.

Featuring gripping choices that all ultimately lead to the same conclusion and an ultimately disappointing final fight against wily that was constructed more for a cinematic experience.

Each of these worlds are massive, but since Bethesda has to make every world for every robot master different, they have even less personality than usual, so much so that each one is literally empty with randomly spawned enemies that you've seen for the thousandth time once you're at least halfway into the game.

It's good

An open world Hatsune Miku game.

Open world Souls game with level scaling so you get lost all the time

welp

Its either serious sam 2 or serious sam 3 minus the good parts.

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It'll just be Zelda U with more bugs and voice acting for Link.

Even Pope Francis is hurting.

also each sequel cuts 2 robot masters off the list.

Bethesda is good game company why dont you like them?

Fuck yourself from left to right

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ddoT iH

Bethesda My little pony, Undertale & FNAF
Please let it happen!

I don't know why is bethesda getting so much hate lately they are making high quality games you cant refute this.

Oh wait…

Holla Forums please go

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It's going to be worse than MWO!

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I think i just got cancer.

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It was already dead with Skylanders.

Joke's on you, I don't really enjoy anything anymore.

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This.

Yeah, nah, still wouldn't be pay2win bullshit. Wouldn't preorder but Todd would get my shekels for the GOTY for sure.
Do it Todd. Do it now.
MW can't get any deader than it is after MWO and some VATS inspired system could be fun for MW as a RPG

As opposed to grinding skeletons for pure ores or the equivalent in the sequels?


Demon's Souls had an MP bar.


So nothing would change? The exploration is the best part of Souls, and also part of the reason why you shouldn't play that shit online. You should explore and find secrets yourself, not get some faggot phantom to do it for you.


Please, everything about the "lore" in Souls is cancer. 99% of it is made up by faggots. It also has some of the worst storytelling that isn't unskippable cutscenes, since almost all the lore is random infodumps in item descriptions that your character has no reason to know of. It's the epitome of "tell, don't show".

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Silent Hunter 6
Oh god no. They make the U-Boats (preorder) DLC, have microtransaction skins, give two shits about historical accuracy, dumb down the torpedos to "Falke-e: does less damage but leaves no trace in the water!" levels of retard, they remove depth controll so that you can only go periscope depth and surface, remove electric charge and let the Diesel running while underwater while making Oxygen the only resource you have to use while submerged, they fuck up the multiplayer and make it warthunder-esque unlocking/leveling and matchmaking, you can buy premium "sonar guidiance" torps using a premium currency.
And they let players customize the exterior of their ship with stupid hats, snowglobes and other retarded ornaments.

I feel fucking terrible for you guys.

I CANNOT KEEP TYPING PLEASE LET THIS TORMENT END OP

I never spent any time grinding skeletons. You can purchase pretty much everything you need aside from maybe slabs and chunks which are easy enough to come by if you use the gold serpent ring. You get a specific amount of these from chests every playthrough, so you only need to grind in the event that you want to use a multitude of weapons at +10 or more.
It didn't regenerate magic in DeS or DaSIII.
It's not the same thing. Elder Scrolls has no sense of tension. You just mindlessly run around cave after cave, ruin after ruin and kill shit with hardly any effort. Enemies that are powerful are so because they have padded stats. They shoot the same fucking fireballs as everything else, only theirs magically does three times the amount of damage. In Dark Souls, at least you have to be aware of your surroundings if you plan on staying alive. Playing Dark Souls blind is like trying to walk a tightrope suspended above razor sharp blades; if you were a trained gymnast you could probably rush across to the end no problem, but if it's your first time trying you're going to be more than a bit nervous
If you don't like it, fine, but to say that it doesn't have its part is retarded. It's miles better than anything Bethesda shat out.

stay mad, Todd :^)

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doomed

To be fair, its the Bethesdrones that come up with that "interconnected universes" shit. TES Lorefags better step up their game before they get the same treatment the Star Wars EU-fags got

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Did you read c0da? Don't read c0da.

Even the worst thing about bethesda, overwriting previously established lore, could turn out as an improvement. Nothing's more retarded than the soft reboot they tried with the Jihad, just have a clean cut and explore a timeline where Davios don't have plotshields.

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*Davions

Joke's on you, my favorite franchise was The Elder Scrolls.

I've read that shit. It's easy to accept as "players interpretation" meaning I can deny it because it doesn't align with mine

I'm talking about Bethesda coming out and going "Fallout, Doom, Dishonored, and TES are all connected like the fans thought!" shit

so basically a more glitchy, DLC ridden Darksiders 2 that looks like DmC.

I dont think that is possible

At least rumors about it were false.

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Multiplayer has been scrapped due to time constraints. Will be added in an update.
Armies are done away with. You now control your pretender in first-person view.
There are five paths to learn with 7 tiers, each: combat, blood magic, enchantment magic, evocation magic, stealth. Combat deals with using weapons and armor, blood magic deals with summoning demon companions, enchantment magic deals with buffs and nerfs, evocation magic deals with damage-dealing spells. With stealth, tier one unlocks sneak. After that, you gain perks that help you dodge and backstab.
There are an infinite amount of appearances for your pretender with the character customization screen, but they always start with the same stats: 0 in each path with 5 points to spend. You earn more points by leveling up.
The game comes with three pre-made worlds, each with 15 cities and one ascension throne. The point is to take cities and fight enemies until your pretender is strong enough to defeat the throne guardian. Then, you have to hold the throne for a certain number of minutes that you specify at the start of the round.
You take cities by walking to the center, then fighting a number of waves of enemies that are determined by the defense level. Cities earn you income, which you use to buy items at the shop in the city. Each city has one shop. Each city also has one forge where you can craft magic items by collecting ingredients.
Up to four players can compete on a map, but it's only single player for now.
If you buy the construction kit, you can make your own maps and download maps others have made, but the online workshop will only be available for PC on release. The worskshop will come to consoles in an update, soon.

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I refuse.

I'd really love to play Morrowind with Souls combat and respawn tbqh. Must be the best game ever. I didn't like the leveling in Souls and simpleton NPC interaction.


Fallout 3/4 are anything but corridor shooters. You're thinking about NV that was developed by obsidian. Actually, I think Fallout 3 and 4 have vastly better level design than STALKER, STALKER isn't famous for good level design. It's just the combat being less enjoyable than STALKER. I think Fallout 4's combat was an improvement, I hate RPG mechanics.

oh god please no. Please anything else. Not this. Please, Todd have mercy,

witcher 3, it will have minorities that don't fit into the canon everywhere, and a tranny, that is also a knight

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What WOULD a Deus Ex made by Bethesda look like?

No idea, because the second I get it I download a gazillion mods to fix everything wrong with it, improve drastically what it does manage to do decently, and also turn every female character into a scantily-clad, big-tittied anime waifu with jiggle physics.

o-oh. So just a buggier and less appealing version of MGSV.

Eh, could be worse. Hopefully they keep the rpg aspects in it for an iteration or two.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

At least I get a new reason to kill myself…

Why not just watch porn?

… I don't understand. Why would I do that when I have a literal entire virtual world at my fingertips that will cater to my every fantasy, kink, preference and whim?

At least it won't be dead.

You remind me a lot of some crippled autist who writes exactly like that. Not the hotwheels kind, either, the "plays world of warcraft" kind.

Because those screencaps look like garbage compared to actual porn

A million times this.

yeah but I get to be a naked woman walking around in public.

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My favorite IP is Zelda, the first 10 or so games games anyway and based on everything I've read and seen, the next game in the series might as well be developed by Bethesda.

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Because you interact with your porn in a way that you don't get to in most Ero games.

I'll admit I'm an autist with oblivion porn but you really do get the most options and variety with that shit. you can pretty much do anything.

The trade off is lack of polish. Which just turns in to different strokes for different folks.

>the story follows Snake's daughter but Snake is infertile says the community

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why do people like NIN again? those are Linkin Park tier lyrics.

I know that feel.

Honestly it should have just stayed "Metal Gear" in the first place.

At least there would be fucking new content, considering the franchise has been dead for years. Is it better to have shit games or not have any games at all though?

No he's just a capellancuck.

If they brought back the Chaos March, and set said game on a troubled world in the march, it would have potential.

I cannot imagine how badly they would screw it over, hell they would probably fuck up the designs of real aircraft, and try to add shit like more quick time events like assault horizon. Good thing Bethesda is allergic to good games.

Ace Combat now with ground based combat. Then at E3 just before release, they'll announce that "due to engine limitations, it's impossible to do fighter planes" and it'll be an arena shooter.

Let's be honest with ourselves here gentle/m/en, we're still talking about Bethesda. At best they'd know and respect established lore enough to set the game on Solaris 7 so they could cram every faction they ever read a wiki entry about into one open world. But a RPG that takes inspiration from the RPG, as in battling with mechs only being a part of the whole? Could be sweet. For a long time I've longed for an opportunity to fire needlers into unprotected unaware Davion flesh.
Do it Todd. Do it now.

overwatch by bethesda
interesting

mechassault does not count

user, call me if you ever consider embracing Xin Sheng. You've already gained the right for citizenship with your taste.

/thread
in the first two posts even! Why did the rest of you bother.

I know it's Bethesda, but I would take a deal with the devil to see Metal Fatigue or Exteel brought back to life.

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Damn, just a remaster to make it compatible with anything post win98 would already be reason enough to celebrate, but a new metal fatigue?
I like where this thread is going.

oh shieeet nigga, solid gameplay.

Just fuck me up now.

Can't be any worse then Ubisoft is doing right now

Megaman X
Christ

Well, they couldn't possibly fuck it up any harder then Sakurai already has.

Well… since my favorite franchises now since Quake, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Battlefront, Final Fantasy, Sim-X, Mario, Call of Duty, GTA, Rainbow Six, Resident Evil, Battlefield, Doom, diablo, Spyro, Souls, Star Fox, and Unreal have all been pretty much killed…

whats left?

Max Payne? Tales? Dynasty Warriors? and you want me to imagine what Bethe—-

Fuck you OP, i dont want to play this game.

I doubt Zelda U will handle open-world like Bethesda.

It already happened.

It's already dead. It died a bit too soon, but it died while it was still a good, respectable series. I've come to terms with that. Just let it rest, god dammit.

I wouldn't worry about Dynasty Warriors, they repackage the same exact game for like 15 years (with the exception of shitty 6, which got fixed in its PS2 port by showing all the content inside DW5 engine)

This might actually be an improvement…

but I didnt just mean dynasty warriors, but the entire franchise… which i inculde samurai warriors, orrachi, hyrule warriors, empires, senran kagura, and all similar koei titles.

The absolute madmen would actually do that for sure.

I don't even want to think about it.

Voice acting for link has been done.

Id love for the popup to help you with the puzzles, or waypoints/mission lists to tell you exactly where to go.

You have abysmal taste

You can pick up Gilgamesh'es Ea after you kill him, but it deals less damage than regular swords you can buy at any store and has a special effect that is mostly fireworks and ultimately completely worthless. Fortunately the weapon will run out of juice after ten swings so you won't see the special effect ever again unless you charge it with special "mana crystals".

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I don't even know. Like they did some Drag Racing games but a full on racing game? Would be great to have more modern version of SLRR I suppose.

cmon man… light attack strings followed by a strong attack that ends the combo. musuo and rush modes. blocking functions similarly. fight the hoards and the boss, the boss ends levels.

theyre not very different. though senran has a more complex combat system

I'm fine with that. I just hope that it will be such an absolute financial disaster, that they stop the IP-raping and turn a new leaf in game development. Neverever.

Eh, MS seems to be doing their best to ruin it anyway. Though I say that because not even Forza can convince me to get an Xbone. Bethesda would just turn it into an open world game which is what Horizon is anyway.

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Megaman Legends

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Just look at what they did to Fallout.

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HOLY SHIT
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME OP HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

SS14™ by Bethesda Softworks (ltd.)
See that AI? You can't subvert it.

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You got me.

unlimited use heat actions, severely cut side stories because they would want to voice act them all, no hostess clubs, no wacky japanese shit, in the arcades instead of playing virtua fighter or taiko master you play a "16bit" skyrim and the UFO catchers are full of memes. less manly bravado in the story because "gamers are too smart for that".

man don't joke about this shit, OP

the thumbnail was clear evidence that i shouldn't have clicked this but curiosity got the best of me

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Monster hunter

LAGARICUS DINDU NUFFIN HE WAS A GOOD MONSTER

MONSTERS ARE ONLY ANGRY CUZ THEY WUZ HUNTED

there would be some gay finale where you team up with the monsters and ride a rathalos into the guild hall, which would be a giant fucking castle full of gold and nobles

Oh I forgot, no more hot guild girls and cats.

Absolute trash, with a decent but unfinished sequel by Obsidian.
It's like poetry, it rhymes

oh there would be cats, but they'd just be fucking khajits

If they can ruin the main part of fallout I dont see why they wouldn't do it with MH
Plus the combat would be shit now

Story-wise, you can't get much worse than Prototype 2. Gameplay-wise? Prototype 2 wasn't as bad at it could have been, and it even had some decent new ideas, but Beth would make sure Prototype 3 plumbs the depths of incompetence in mechanical design.

The four things I associate with Bethesda:

- Open world
- Bad game design
- Ugly faces
- Lots of mods

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You're not going to take another Troika game from me Beth.

Alright, that just sounds hilarious

Your pic is a horseload of bullshit, using a gs in DD is mostly jumping and spamming light attack.
And I say this as a warrior main.

as of late shit writing can be added to that list

i borrowed fallout 4 from a friend and by the midway point i was just mashing the "correct answer" button through every dialogue tree because it wasn't worth paying attention to anymore

and i can stomach a lot of fucking shitty writing usually

at this point I'd be fine with it, just so I can revisit that world, because an actual Arcanum 2 is full on Never Ever

The ship has sailed my friend.

dragon's dogma sucks

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Persona 6 will have:
Over 100 social links(24)
Mod support(8 months after launch)
50 different endings(3)
Nearly unlimited customization combinations(some options will be objectively superior to others until mods fix it)
DLC which will just be mods(Sometimes with straight up copy pasted code)
Broken as fuck on launch with graphics that were outdated 3 years ago(but mods will fix it)
and a beautiful $30 season pass that'll become $60 later to fool the goyim into buying it en masse when it's $30

bump

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It's an first person arpg
Fields will no longer be randomly generated, instead it will select between a small handful of pregened maps and randomly select and place mobs resulting in a horrible mess of a dungeon crawling experience
Classes are right the fuck out
Animu artstyle is replaced by them reusing assets from Skyrim and Fallout
It takes place on an english server
The plot is that Aura went missing
You constantly ask people if they've seen an npc who looks like a little girl
Turn out she went to a place to do a thing and then AIDA infected Morrigan shows up
You get infected by AIDA and then the plot utterly falls apart into a confusing mess of fetch quests
You have to sacrifice yourself because it turns out you're Cubia who knew
The game is largely about pvp now because Bethesda couldn't be bothered to come up with that many monster types
Grunties will be retconnned out for being too silly for this serious new take on the dothack franchise

*morganna

Mount and Blade

Do you think the lugenpress would make the mistake again of demonising DMC fans for not liking the new one

Now don't mind me for asking but why are people saying that S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 is cancelled when there is 3 of them

no no the vehicles are hats on npc's

came here to post this

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Shit, do I even have a favorite IP?
I guess it used to be Halo, up until 343 ruined it.
Though, to be fair, I didn't really care that much since 3, excluding ODST because that was great.

Honestly, a bethesda Halo RPG doesn't sound terrible. It would be stupid, considering you are at a full-scale war with some alien faggots, but I could dig it a tad.
The lorerape would hurt my gutt, for sure. But I could buy it years after its release for 20$.

I better be able to romance a qt elite girl.

My mind must've blanked this out to protect me.
I would be very, very sad.

However, Square already fucked up a lot of it without the 'help' of Bethesda. It's a game 'series' with just one good game.

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