What is the most cancerous game you can think of

What is the most cancerous game you can think of

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Depression Quest

Overwatch
Undertale
Doom 4

And Undertale. Also that one game by that one freak.

Oh come on try harder, you're barely scratching the surface

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your favorite game

as in there is lots of literal cancer to operate on and remove

Well played.

Undertale makes me want to never release a video game for fear of what it may become.

What.
The fuck.
Is.
THAT

What's new, hip and cool! Duh!

Most games released after 2010
Dark souls but i actually like it a bit
Cod is a given
But Battlefield is worse
Brutal doom

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I don't even want to know what this is.

Avengers Academy. F2p, mobile, microtransactions, boring gameplay, advertised and made popular trough let's players and youtubers.

Literally impossible to find anything more cancerous.

You need to watch that whore mouth of yours, boy.

BRUTAL DOOM IS SHIIIIIIIIIT.

That Dragon: Cancer

I found Borderlands to be insufferably boring and the dialogue to be rather cringeworthy. I'd rather play Call of Duty.

It's really not though

look at this hipster fag.

Your opinion is the textbook definition of trash.

nah, it's shit

Pokemon Gold

For a second I thought they made some kind of Sims 4 Marvel expansion pack

:^)

They probably will
Ea has the rights to everything Disney for the next 10 years or so

Why specifically Gold? Is it because that pirate version is shitty? If so, why didn't you go for the ultimate shitty Pokemon pirate?

Mortal Kombat

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ASSFAGGOTS, all of them
Call of Duty, all of them

Suck my peanus weenus

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Minecraft

Probably that mobile Dungeon Keeper EA did. The one that made you pay out the ass or wait like 12 hours to do the most basic shit.

They probably will
Ea has the rights to everything Disney for the next 10 years or so


Meh, try harder. Just because you don't like them it doesn't mean they're cancerous. Most of those are just barely cancer

DC makes that female oriented DC Super Heroes girls series that set in high school and now Marvel already trying to make their own version?

That's one hell of a coincidence.

I think that Loki(?) seems a little too ahegao over being bullied by his big brother. I bet Loki would play a healer in MMOs.

ZOMBIE CANCER

Makes me miss bullying my little brother when we were kids.

So mean of you user.

I never did anything too bad. Just stuff like waking him up in the middle of July by telling him it's Christmas.

Well it did ruin all discussion of a developer with an extensive library of games, cast a shadow over any future game they might make, smear any discussion of any game remotely in the same genre and spawned a new generation of shameless clones, so it's hard to disagree, it's way up there as far as cancer is concerned.

Not to mention ruining any attempted discussion of games that are actually hard.

Easily DoTA.

I remember I was talking to one of my normalfag friends yesterday about FromSoft.
He honestly thought Demon Souls was their first game, and that they were a recent dev. He was blown away when I told him they've been around since the PS1 era.
Fucking normalfags don't know shit about vidya.

Looks like we got a memer.


Pic related. Playing this game made me feel like it gave me actual cancer.

Lately? Overwatch.

He's actually baiting
And you fell for it, congrats

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The playerbase for that game is fucking retarded.

its a ruff life

Thats common in most MOBA games too. The healer and support are the rest of the team's bitches who have to babysit all of them at all times and do all the shit they dont want to do. And everything is your fault no matter how badly they play.

BRUTAL DOOD LATURB isnt bad, its just kind of obnoxious

Yeah I'll have to agree there, I like the game but god damn every single game inspired by it has been complete dogshit, with perhaps the exception of HoN but it wasn't great either.

The only two I've seen that attempted to address it's biggest problem (RTS control scheme where you only control one dude): Smite and Battleborn, also don't happen to have any of the things that make Dota fun in the first place.

Just the MOBA genre in general. So cancerous even anons here have succumbed to it and don't feel the crushing shame they should. Truly a malignant tumor on vidya.

Real life

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Where did all this "season pass" garbage even come from, anyway? It's like it just suddenly showed up one day (around the time Arkham Origins came out?) and everyone was expected to just accept it like it had always been there.

And why "season pass"? The name sounds like you're renting the game for a few months, not buying possible future DLC. (Took me ages to figure out exactly what they were selling… It's such an unintuitive name.)

nice

for me it has to be SMITE.
I can't stand MOBA's but this one tickled me, maybe it was the point of view, gods and historical figures or playing with friends. I had tons of fun.
But my god are the players fucking shit.
I played with auto build and auto items because of laziness yet I still manage to do better than my randomly assorted team that sometimes consists of shit diamond players.
Fuck that idiot fanbase

God no, it's been around longer than that. LA Noire had one. So did Saints Row 3.

Dota, lol, and memetale

Let's Players.
They play the shill game like no other.

Plus Borderlands and and all JRPGs.

Muh nigga, there is still hope on this board.

I want to say 2011. One of the first games I remember having it was Gears of War 3, but I remember getting mad that it was becoming a trend. I can't think of the games that started it though. Maybe EA's Madden for that year?

95% of modern video games

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Whats the game on the right?

Uncharted.
Come on, nigger, I've never even played one and I can tell.

Don't care about any shit naughty fags make

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Are you just trying to be contrarian or do you just hate games in general?
What's a game you like, user?

naughty dog used to be good in the Crash Bandicoot era

They don't want to make games like crash anymore, they make mature games for mature gamers now.
Even if they tried to make a game like crash again it wouldn't be the same

Agreed.
I'd rather play Crash Bandicoot Warped or CTR than ANY of their newest games.

Actually, I could do that right about now since emulators allow me to, and I dont need to buy a fucking 400 dollar console to do that.

League of legends. I sunk hours of my life into that game only to see Tencent and sjws rape the art style and everything good about the game while the playerbase became more cancerous with every passing year.

>ever good

People used to make games that sold because they were fun. Now they make games that sell by pandering to the lowest common denominator no matter how bad it is.

Everything you love will be turned to cancer.

You aint alone.
I've played over 5000 games of that piece of shit.
I've used over 1000 euros on my main account and around 400 to my smurf accounts.

I dont even know why I was playing the game, probably only because my friends wanted my company there because I am good at the game, but damn is the game fucking shit.
It had it's magic for good 2 seasons. After that it became fucking monotonous shit.

Thank god I was able to quit it.

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How the fuck do you even do this?

I dont know man. It just keeps happening on almost every game I play.
I've spent around same amount on Heroes of Newerth and Dota 2.

Although I do not regret these purchases, they are genuinely much better to waste money on than League.

What is wrong with you?

You'd be right, but Cadeuceus USA actually CURED cancer before the events of the game. You operate on GUILT more than actual (benign) tumors.

I dont have shortage on cash, nor do I have anything else to spend it on than vidya.
Ofc I pay bills and buy food but there's always a lot of extra cash I use for games.
They're all pretty much impulse purchases.

If I feel like having something, I buy it immediately and possibly regret it later or not at all. The moment I buy it, I do not regret and if I get something out of it, it's allright.

Ah, yes, the classic "I have lots of money so it's okay for me to waste it on stupid, useless shit" argument.

Well it's not useless if I get some enjoyment out of it, right?

And i am not arguing. It's the reality of things.
When working, there will always be a lot of excess money to use on things.
Even on welfare, there's always a good 150-300 euros left at the end of the month.

I know that feel.
I loved that game back in 2009 when you could go AP mid Ashe and no one would give a fuck. And then came the "e-sports" niggers, SJWs and Tencent and ruined everything.

>has the fucking balls to complain about how he isn't earning enough money off exploiting his son's death ( thatdragoncancer.com/thatdragoncancer/2016/3/24/on-lets-plays )

It can't get any more cancerous than this.

League of Legends.
All my friends got so addicted to it they stopped doing anything else. They were either working or playing LoL.
They would lie about what they were doing so they could stay home alone and play LoL.
When we had movie nights, they would play LoL during the movies.
They would play it while they ate.
And obviously, they wouldn't play any other video games anymore.

It went on for a year. I left them all, got back into contact a year later, and they had nothing to talk about and admitted they still only play LoL.

I've heard similar stories from other anons too.
So I say LoL is the most cancerous.

Beat me to it

I choose FE Mirage

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Asscreed.

Any game I don't like.

I want to slug this fucker in the face.

The new Battlefield seems pretty cancerous seeing as it's making an alternate history so they can have a nigger front and center and cram more SJW shit into the minds of the young.

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Whatever the opposite of an apex is, we've reached it.

I scared the shit out of my sister with a glow in the dark hockey mask and machete when she was having a scary story thing in her room with one of her friends.

Moments like that are great.

They're sick. It's addiction.

It isn't even fun, but they keep playing.

Not to mention John Cena voices the Hulk in this one

it's a sports thing. you can buy what amounts to a reusable ticket that lasts the whole season.

it's called a nadir.

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Isn't the most cancerous game but assfaggots has already been mentioned, and the community is assfaggots teir autism not to mention the game itself sucks.

I have friends who are addicted refuse to play any other game especially if its an fps game and just do endless rounds of dust2 in this boring shitpile instead.

Great community 10/10

someone explain to me the fucking appeal of CS:GO because i honestly just don't fucking see it. the game is slow as fuck full of pseudo 'strategy' which just consist of waiting around corners for someone stupid enough to actually play the game and get insta killed with a head shot and yeah you bet i gotta go fast you mother

Halo

Only good thing about League of Legends is yordle porn

What the fuck is that game?

Some kinda wannabe high school AU trying to bank off the movieverse? Then how the fuck does Hulk fit in there?

CS 1.6 used to be huge in my country. I think we had over 5k servers and most of them were full daily. I played it a lot too. I think it's a game that brings in retards but ignorebCSGO autism. No one gave 2 shits aboyt competetive and muh deep cs strategy. We all knew that we just wanted to murder the fuck out of the enemy team.