Neptunia thread

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On your head it will be if she decides to leave it on your shoulders, that is

White Heat

It works too, although for different reasons. But to be honest, nearly every nep is a semen demon

Isn't that the fabled Green Sister, only living in Vert's wildest fantasies ?

B-But it actually is an honor to receive such a title.

Of coursh. Even more if they're big gals with the master plan.

More like White Heat.

Why does every one is landing on Noire? Is she deep strike beacon?

reminds me of something…
youtube.com/watch?v=mf8iQrWXlDM

Apparently, being tsundere is a beacon for landings.

You've got some nice taste. The other White Devil might be more fitting for Blanc, though.

>you will never sleep with a nep*

I'll show you an honour you jacka-Eh, I wouldn't risk it

So yeah, no matter what language you choose or what voice clip you change, the lip syncing isn't gonna be different.

I still wish PP was available on PC. Even if the idol part of the game is god awful, it would be fun to edit

Never ever.

At least you tried. Congrats.

Although I don't plan on releasing it due to having to either fix the default music loop or replace them all, I plan on making a sound test webm.

I especially want to change the sound effect when an enemy sees you.

>your nep will never cook for you

I'm actually fine with that, I enjoy cooking.

>Your Nep will never cheekee breekee iv damke

Anyone pick up Blanc vs. Zombies yet? Curious to see if multiplayer works between English and Japanese copies.

Cooking is fun. I don't know much of it but I enjoy myself the few times I do get to try.

I wanna go to a cooking school so I can git gud but I have no idea in what to specialize myself with. I was thinking on bakery-related stuff and typical food from my country which from what I've heard it's a rotund success overseas all the time. Would be good to learn if I ever accomplish my dream to leave my country.

>Noire will never have friends

I like extracting textures from Nep games. It's fun. Except when it comes to custom LZ77 compression for PS3 textures.

I'm not motivated to go to cooking school, and I have a crippling allergy that wouldn't let me anyway ( chocolate allergy ), but I find it fun to take the time cooking something out of the ordinary, or something I know I will enjoy anyway. Plus, it costs less preparing one's own food instead of buying premade.

That sounds very troublesome.

I don't like chocolate myself. I'll never be able to understand why people cream themselves so much about it.

Someone ought to draw that but red anons in place of Noire's friends

>chocolate allergy

Ouch

It really is troublesome. Only smelling it too much causes violent nausea, which causes lots of problems when you're living in one country known for its chocolate. That being said, when it was noticed, I was 8 years old, so my mother took the initiative to make me eat really bad chocolate so I would be disgusted by the taste and wouldn't want to eat it. It worked.

There's a lot of different kinds of chocolate, keep eating it until you find out what you like.

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I like white and dark chocolate, not a big fan of milk chocolate

What do you think you could do with those files in terms of a mod?

I don't think I could do anything unless people want annoying cicadas

You could turn every ambient noise into cicadas? Then it would just turn a nep game into a SoL anime

Weirdest atmosphere ever.

>Then it would just turn a nep game into a SoL anime

Now I'm gonna have to do that

Didn't realize that Pururut voiced Mayuri from Steins;Gate

I knew there was something fishy about how nice Mayuri was, I knew there was something darker hidden under that Tuturu~.

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They sound exactly the same, just like Noire sounds exactly like Kurisu.

Kurisu and Noire even have the same personalities.

Both are waifu material.

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Eventually there's going to be a nep singularity, where the neps are going to basically be every character in every game and I will be okay with that.

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So I'm playing Rebirth 1 again and am at this scene.

Noire: (Something about wanting to try Nep's pudding too)
Nep: Hai! Aaaaaaaaaaaan! (The sound you make when spoonfeeding a kid)
Noire: Hey now, it's my turn. Come and slip one into my mouth…
Nep: Uh… That didn't sound good, but…okay.

Why do this? Noire wouldn't say something like that. Why do they have to change what the characters are actually saying according to the original creators? It's not even censorship, just "look at how funny we are xDDD"

And this is just Rebirth 1, don't even get me started on Doerr.

Because localizers don't actually localize, they sabotage to get their paycheck

Why do I think about the "NEPTUNIA SUCKS" fag every time I see this ?

Well Re;birth 1 came out before fuckchan's Yurinazi regime ended, so they probably assumed that the entire west wanted a bunch of sexual innuendos between all the Neps.

The editor for Re;birth1 is also the translator, I'm sure there was an innuendo there. Probably.

I guess Noire could have accidentally said something like that. Even if that's true, he still changed Neptune. Oh well, at least the rest of the translation is pretty good.

>you will never confess to your nep
>nor your nep will have a stalker

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Why live

You just need to get D4C

>you'll never fondle your nep's breasts

part 2

What would Blancfags even fondle?

Why are you torturing us user? What did we do to you?

You cheeky bastard

The nipples. They're more sensitive on flat chested girls.

Then that wouldn't be breast fondling anymore but a completely different activity.

Besides, if flat = sensitive nipples wouldn't that mean all guys should have sensitive nipples too?

Some do, but it mostly applies to girls, since they're more sensitive due to breastfeeding.

And tell me you wouldn't want to do said activity with Blanc. I wouldn't trust you.

Butt is an answer too.

I'm just posting what I've extracted.

For those who missed it last thread -
wikiwiki.jp/nepcolle/?�ץ�ͥƥ塼��
imgur.com/a/ZDmz1/layout/grid

Lots of nepcolle cards. Enjoy.

I

really

REALLY

really

really really REALLY

HATE

being a fucking virgin.

I swear, if I die without fucking a tight little ass……

Yeah, you'd definitely miss something. Protip: The more round, the better.

Relevant.

>you'll never eat off your nep :^)

Who here isn't a virgin?

fuck off

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I can't enjoy things like that. All I can think about is how the food is getting all sweaty and gross.

A sexy girl's body cannot make anything "sweaty and gross".

A sexy frail girl's body like that can only…

Enhance

Flavors.

>you'll never read lewd stories with your nep

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Jesus Nep, did you really had to post that shit?

;x

Don't worry user, i think you have a nice dick

Thank you ;3

I smell either Holla Forums or turbo autists. Get out.

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Just autistic. Sorry user.

Oh right, someone did say that was a thing

What's a thing?

>you will never take a shower together with your nep
Any asmfags here?

Any of you guys order Megatagmension Blanc? It's already out today.

Or a better question, anyone here have a Vita?

I do, but I have it on a lower firmware for the CFW

Still waiting for the LE to get shipped.

I have the Japanese LE. It's pretty fun, finished the story and got most of the treasures a while ago. Mostly just have to do the multiplayer missions.

I'm about 5 hours in messing around. I'm half tempted to go online and play with other people.

I've got a big collection on me.

Coulda sworn there was a download on MEGA or a torrent of all the cards since IIRC, imgur downsizes images if they go over sizes

pokemon!

Good news, I found that doujin of blanc being impregnated.
Bad news, It's across a damn ocean because I left it overseas on my last trip.

I phrased that poorly, basically I save up the whole year to go on a trip to japan for about a week once a year. I have a friend who I roomed with way back when, and I keep stuff I don't think will get through customs at his house. I would feel bad about it, but jesus shit that guy has more porn than fucking sadpanda
So I left it there.
because >canada loli laws

But Blanc is a fucking drawn goddesses from a fictional game series barely anyone knows about

Tell that nigga to scan it for you so you can jack off to it.

yeah she's flat though. Look I almost got arrested for bringing A-cup porn in once. I'm not trying that shit again.

I'll ask, he's a massive faggot when it comes to scanning shit though and piracy. "He paid money for it so why would he give it away to people". Great guy otherwise.

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With all the asians in canada you'd think they'd be fine with A cups

Well I mean, if it's yours then he should have no issue with it.

You'd think that wouldn't you. I tried to get him to upload something once and he instead sent it to me in the mail instead. He then charged me postage.

who is canada loli and what kind of laws did she instate?

I also hate our country.

What the fuck is his problem?

I see Vert is guest starring in the new Pokemon game.

HOLY MONGREL
Never thought about this, but it quite fits. I know how I'll nickname it, then.

vert is known for her hooters

I can't disagree.

I'm so sorry Canada anons.

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Higurashi mode.

I tried.

You succeeded user

You did well. Congrats.

Perfect

Ahaha

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shit, forgot pic
i think it's time for bed

Have a sweet night and dreams filled with neps.

Loli is illegal in the US as well. Us New World countries do well in protecting the rights of fake people.

I wonder how I these "laws" look here in Poland, can I get thrown into jail for having a loli doujin or something?

Well, the UN tried to ban hentai completely, so who knows?

You'd think that in a country where pedo priests are common thing, loli would be widely accepted

they introduced laws in poland with depiction of minors due to underages photoshopping their colleagues into porn actors and sharing them on the internet

but does it apply to loli? i don't know, ask custom officers or couriers who get to look at my mandarake orders every month.

it's not like Polish didn't find the UN thing ridiculous, at least on the polish websites that cared enough to report on that.

at that time guys playing Chris Hansen with pedos trying to contact with real girls were more popular.

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I know in America, usually foreign restaurants are actually just American bastardizations of real foreign foods.
That being said, there are a few exceptions that usually do extraordinarily well.

Depends on where he lives, maybe the political environment is bad or the laws forbid him from having 2D shipped from Nippon because they don't look over a certain age.

What's wrong with this? I wish I was born somewhere other than this shit hole.

My country's currently going through a massive economic crisis right now. Finding basic food items is believe it or not something nearly impossible to do unless one's willing to pay 4 or 5 times the proper price.

My mom seldom let's me cook, much less in the current situation, so going to someplace like that is my only choice. Specially considering they provide the food items for the classes so I don't have to worry about having to procure them first.

That's also the reason I wanna leave my country. It's a hellhole that's getting worse by the day. I don't wanna stay here forever in an increasingly worse situation where I can't even leave my house without worrying about getting murdered in a random mugging.

/blog

Aren't those restaurants usually ran by Americans or American-born whatever the country the food is? Rarely are they ran by genuine countrymen.

The former.

Maybe he just wants free money and stuff?

Does anybody knows anything? I'd download those cards.

That's either Ukraine, or a true third world shithole.

I guess it depends on the type of country. If it's a European country, then yes normally ran by Americans. But Asian and Hispanic restaurants are usually ran by Asians and Hispanics. They just Americanize their food so that more people will eat it.
I can't really blame them though. There's an amazing authentic Szechuan restaurant where I'm from but usually white people only eat the most American of chinese food there like General Tso's Chicken and stuff like that without even trying their Curried beef tendons or other interesting things that usually taste a million times better. It's like Americans are so used to Americanized food that they don't want to try authentic stuff.
If you do open up a restaurant in America, then just make sure you open it in an area known for really good food and more people will likely try it out even if it's a bit different.

Sounds like Brazil, Venezuela or Mexico

Or any immigrant-heavy area in Europe.

Yup. That's the place.

I dunno, I thought it was a huge gray area or it was fine in certain states but not in others.

Well I found the torrent here

exhentai.org/g/780905/902b6c7fba/

Probably outdated though.

I can only wish you luck, be strong.

And to think my country has a chance of being ruled by a group of fucktards funded by Maduro…

Any other anons had luck in lucid dream? I just had a great one with Peashy

Describe it

Congrats. I have had several, thanks to a predisposition to it, but it's not like it's the best thing ever.

I never dream, so nope.

>in a bedroom at night
>lying in bed
>Peashy enters the room
>she lays on top of me
>cuddling
>after some nice cuddling, I received another fellatio
>did better at keeping my cool
>wake up

I really ought to be tame.

Well guess I can get all the almost all the cards now.
The bikini Gear is still being elusive.

YOU SICK FUCK
you should have dreamed yourself a paizuri from YH

Thanks, but could I ask for a magnet link?

As in incomplete?

Magnet link is inside there.

But I'll upload it here for you: www105.zippyshare.com/v/Q4aJ0ENb/file.html

Is it me or does Nepgear seem to have bigger boobs than usual?

She's slightly forward, but outside of that, it's the usual size.

Are you sure that this is legal?

Oh baby what is she even holding?

Hard for me to tell personally.

I side with Arfoire, mate.

It's not dolphin porn is it?

This probably.

F L A T
L
A
T

Hug = closer to her heart, etc

Gothic doesn't go well with big tits anyway.

He's going to crash the value of the cards with no remorse.
BEST CARD

You guys make this look a lot easier than it is.

Fang looks bored out of his mind

how is the situation in venezuela user?, the news in my country show that maduro is pretty much a dictator, could you give a descriptiom about how it is?, i don't trust news or internet too much, and i would like to know how thing are for you to have an idea of whats going on. good luck, and have some neps, for is all i can offer

Well he does save cute girls all the time. So probably used to this and wants a change.

Maybe he wants to try saving cute guys next time.

Just to be sure I'm spoilering this shit if people didn't play FFF
>fails to save based Apo if he's underleveled
>fails to save Sherman
>fails to save *ADF spoilers :^

He does that too come to think of it. He even saves Nepgear's onii-chan.

Isn't it difficult to get to the level to save Apo in anything other than NG+?

about the moona and the junea and the springa

Took me only about a hour of giring on the map you are supposed to fight him on, just level up your fairies and dump all the ones with exp+ near the place

I've seen these kinds of cards around for a lot of other character from other series - is there a game they're used for?

Collectible mobile/browser games are extremely common in Japan. They'll almost always make use of a microtransaction system wherein you pay for pulls on cards/characters/whatever. Cards happens to be the easiest model.

Bumping the thread with best Pokémon ever.

Vert has it rough

She doesn't have it rough, it's nice from The Pokémon Company to invite the Lastation goddess inside their game. And if we're digging further, I'd say that the grass starter looking like Vert is Blanc's idea.

You mean leanbox

What kind of mother would Vert be?

She would teach her child to be a fujoshi

Even if it's a boy?

If that's the case he'd get nepped 24/7

So pic related?

bump

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I was tired. And a little drunk. Nevermind.

I didn't either. My PC is already on the verge of collapsing with Rebirth 1.

I want P-ko to bump up and down on my dick

Nah, don't worry, I won't get either

I was sleeping, but I'll probably go and play V-II now that you mention it.

That had better be adult P-ko you're talking about.

Even in her Yellow Heart form she still has her child-like mind

Why not both forms

This just turned up in the mail today.

Take the cap off of the blanc figure

A lot of grown women these days still have child-like minds, and yet they're considered adults by law for some reason.

Careful, Jim might be watching us right now.

I was talking about Teen P-ko riding my dick while I drink the milk from YH's breasts and move my hands all over little P-ko's bottom holes like they are a controller

If he is going to ban loli then that's the sign to me that Holla Forums is going downhill

>Teen P-ko
I didn't know that existed, but I'm glad it does. She's perfect like that.

Take off Blanc's hat

Ok?

Be sure to send us as many informations as possible. Especially about the translation.

huh
so there aren't any tits hidden away there either.

Now try her shirt

I'd say you're still dreaming if you're looking for that. Am I right ?

She doesn't look very happy. Maybe you should put her hat back on.

the absolute madman

Will I ever get my dream of a boobed blanc?

Didn't expect that. It made me laugh. Hard.

She looks so naked without her hat on

[x] remove hat

>leaving her exposed and vulnerable to head-patting
You sick fuck.

MAXIMUM HEADPATS

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Your body isn't ready. Step it up.

Yes Mr Trips

Source on first one?

Blanc's cuteness
I'd love to psot more Blanny but I too have to go "visit" someone

Have a good visit okay user

Why does White along with Iris makes my dick hard?

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NEPTUNIA SUCKS

Well atleast you aren't "that" late?

You're not even creative anymore. Give it a spin, a change, I don't know.

just like your opinion

SEXUALISED
IMAGERY

Basically the equivalent of a T rating. I agree they use some bizarrely clinical language though.

Source of that first one looks like one of those wide Nep Yuri doujins. Highly not recommended.

at least they don't consider it as high impact sexual violence anymore, that's a progress

What even is the definition of high impact sexual violence? The only thing close to that sort of description I can think of is this scene.

What I do to your mum every night m8

Back, Blanc time

That was actually probably the only hetero one he did

Bit rude tbh fam.

Wait, he did hetero stuff? That's news to me. So used to his American fat Neps and being turned off by them. And his yuri.

fun fact: my australian Nichijou DVD has "sexual references", which is surprisingly tame rating considering gay blowjobs and porn magazines are involved

Damn, Lowee just gained 1% share

It says "M" there, is that really some low rating?

If M is the equivalent of T here in America, then it means for a audience of about 13+.

Yeah. Aussie ratings are as follows:
G = Everyone
PG = Everyone can still buy it, but it basically tells parents it might spook your kid if they're a giant pussy. E10+
M = Everyone can still buy it. T
MA15+ = Now they have to ask for some ID, or your parent has to buy it. ESRB M equivalent.
R18+ = Some weird hybrid of ESRB M/AO equivalent. Porn games can be sold here but so can stuff that might have slipped under MA15+ a few years ago, when we didn't previously have an 18+ rating for games.

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Time to conquer the Stars as the Neps.
Sadly only the four main CPUs and a Dogoo are available currently.
Unfortunately spiritualist and materialist are mutually exclusive ethics, so I couldn't have a faith based science empire but Enlightened Monarch was close enough.

Make a galactic dogoo empire that rules with an iron fist.

I'm currently making empires for all the CPUs and then will probably play as a Dogoo so I can Nep them.

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Playing this right now, purging xeno's. Fun game. Can you share the mod link?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=682806037

Did the same for Dogoos.

Thanks, time to conquer the galaxy with some Neps.

"Loweean-Dogoo Diplomacy"
I bet she just wants to use us to pad her bra.

I want to rub her chest with dogoo jelly as some sort of oil and make her "feel funny down there"

There's so much I could say I don't even know where to begin.

Basically, the economy is completely messed up. There's hyperinflation and on the way to become Zimbabwe 2.0. Our coin is worthless, our biggest currency (100Bs) is worth 0.10 cents at the moment.

Lemme use a simple example. The minimum wage over here is about 15000Bs. A PS4 can go up to 500000Bs. You can already see the massive problem here.

There's a economical black market. The official rate of the $ varies but considering but because of basic supply and demand the real price is much higher. I think the official rate now is 10Bs for things like medicines and food, 400Bs for everything else.

The real price? It's currently at 1090Bs. The monthly minimum wage here is less than $15. Something an American can do in less than 2 hours.

There's no water. It comes and goes every few days.

There's no electricity. I have the luck of living in the capital where there are no cuts but everywhere else there's programmed 4 hours per day cuts, sometimes even bigger.

There's no food. The supermarkets are empty. If you wanna go buy food you usually have to make massive lines that can take up to 6 hours, sometimes you have to even start making the line the day previous to the one you are gonna buy, when a certain food product arrives so you can have a chance to buy it, and of course, how much you can buy is limited to usually 2 or 3. Oh, and let's not forget how you can only buy on certain days, usually depending on the last number my ID days. For example, I can only go and buy during the Wednesdays because that's the day the people whose ID ends in 4 can buy.

People have made this a business. People who pretty much make their living going from line to line 24/7 to buy whatever they want and then resell at 3 or 4 times the price. They are called "Bachaqueros" after a certain very voracious bug over here. So on top of there's scarcity of basic food products you have these people making everything worse for everyone else. It's practically an organized mafia.

There's no security. You can go out, get mugged and get shot for practically nothing. On the trains, on the subways, on the streets. You are unsafe anywhere you are. Pulling your phone out in the street? Unthinkable. You are marking yourself for a robbing.

Buying things from Internet? That's impossible now unless you have your own source of $. Until last year people were given a yearly amount of $300, per year, for them to make purchases online. Now they don't give even that.

Maduro is nowhere near a dictator, he simply inherited a corrupt regime where everyone on the government does nothing but fill in his pockets. If this were a dictatorial regime at least there would be "security" as long as you were a good boy and didn't spoke out against the government but not even that.

How does a country with one of the biggest oil reserves in the world ends up like this when it lived through the middle of the oil boom of the 2000? Corruption and socialism are one hell of a drug. Couple that with zero money being poured into the country and voila.

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Here's a few articles I like to link to people when they ask me about how things are here, they probably do a much better job to explain things than I do.

please use archive.is/read/i-lived-like-a-king-for-a-month-in-venezuela-on-100-euros-876

economist.com/news/americas/21695934-venezuela-today-looks-zimbabwe-15-years-ago-spot-difference

businessinsider.com/venezuela-economic-food-crisis-meals-2016-4

nytimes.com/interactive/projects/cp/reporters-notebook/moving-to-venezuela/all?module=ConversationPieces®ion=Body&action=click&pgtype=article

latimes.com/world/mexico-americas/la-fg-venezuela-shopping-20150401-story.html

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And now you see why my current dream is to leave this hellhole of a place. I'm doing everything within my power to do something but as you can imagine it is hard and a nearly impossible endeavor.

I have Internet, I have a roof, I have food and even that just barely nowadays. I "have" all my basic needs fulfilled, but I'd like to be able to do more, I'd like to be actually be able to live, not just survive.

Oh man, this is just like that one True Ride Doujin.

Holy fuck that's much worse than Ukraine.

Thanks for your time user, im interested in the subject since my country lived the same thing 45 years ago, is history now, but its repeating itself, buena suerte hermano, podria ser peor

I can understand why people want to focus on vidya and forget everything else with such a country.

I wish for your safety and for you to be able to get out of this hellhole before it's too late. Do your best for the neps, man. They're believing in you.

To be honest, with whats been going on around this site, I'm not feeling comfortable…

what's going on?

Just enjoy nepping until the very last moment we can, hopefully we can still talk about neps somewhere else if anything happens.

Don't worry, he already quoted that "2d is safe" or something along those lines, since loli went to him and asked him directly.

Apparently Hotwheels is not the Admin anymore and now it's Codemonkey.

The kicker is that there's a rumor going on that he's not happy about how the site is making nothing at all so he's gonna introduce reforms to start making buck.

Where did he say that?

I don't remember, I saw it on Holla Forums hours ago.

There was also range bans being thrown around (One of which happened to be the BO of Holla Forums)

With shitposting about 'loli = real pizza' and people not trusting Jimbo, I don't know what to do at this point because the alternatives are no good (One is a pizza parlor, one hosts their server in France, one doesn't want certain boards over, etc.).

I put my faith in Neptune in hopes that things will be better

Then all we need is a nep bunker

All you need is a cheap webhost and domain.

If /jp/ autists can run 5+ low traffic spin-offs with their autismbux, surely someone here can.

In case of doubt, save everything, especially /nep/'s content.

I'll stay until the end, no matter what.

We could always ask if we can stay at /a/'s bunker.

How?

That is the one that mentioned isn't very open about sharing. If it is a small enough board it might be possible but you would have to talk to who runs their bunker

I'd rather if we could have our own place. Sharing things with relatively unrelated people is never good in the long run.

The only people I'd say would be a good idea to share a bunker with would be the /senran/ people. They are pretty chill in general but I have no idea in reality.

Noire's being submissive to her Dogoo overlords now. We will be teaching the Lastationese why sex Dogoo culture is best culture.

I can tell you that the bunker was made by a meido of /a/ that goes by the name of nepfag

But how did this happen? One of her traits? The Dogoo Empire is that much stronger? Some kind of an internal problem in Lastation?

I should have connected the dots sooner

I can taste the cultural enrichment already.

Dogoo slime is quite powerful, it never gets out no matter how much you wash

Before anything, we need to collect everything and to keep it safe in one or two places.

Once that is done, all we need to do is to wait and see if those clamors of "Holla Forums IS KILL!!!" are true or not. But we need to act fast if we don't want to lose anything.

AYO HOL UP

She ended up spawning in between two empires that kept bullying her. I was about to establish and embassy when I noticed it said I could ask her if she wanted to be a protectorate of my empire and decided to go with that.
Shortly after that, Lowee asked me to do the same. Not sure why since they were in a much better position, though that didn't last long as the Loweean empire fractured in two.

Yep. Dogoos are just extremely Xenophilic. They love spreading their culture to all species.

I guess it's up to vert to save the neps yet again

What? She's totally enjoying it. If Vert stopped them, she'd be interrupting fun.

you sure about that?

Well, she's lazy, and in Stellaris you don't really have empires that cry "we are evil, save the world from us".

Yeah, for the reason listed here

not when it comes to kicking ass

I wish I could be that dogoo up her behind so I could destroy her prospects of ever getting married like she destroyed my favorite characters.

If user could promise a lifetime of pudding Neptune would probably go down without a fight.

Prostate pudding

can i get this as a non-workshop mod. im waiting to see if paradox rapes the game before i drop any significant dosh on it

If you count the fan content, too late.

Lewd

i guess thats in line with her after all, maybe pacifism is an odd way to label not being a huge evil bully.

id rather give her pudding for being an unstoppable force of righteousness

Not sure. Just saw it in the workshop and subscribed to it. He doesn't list an alternate link so probably not.

you can find the files and zip it up manually. i used to do that with skyrim workshop mods

Things seem to be clearing up…hopefully.

In any case, hopefully we can enjoy Neps (And hopefully a Nep will visit me in my sleep tonight, preferably non-lewd)

For nep skyrim mods, right?

any mods.
i haven't seen any nep mods for skyrim but i would totally get them if i could find any

mediafire.com/download/o9s6sroif1lc47j/mod.rar

Well not sure if it'll work. The .mod file was in the .mod folder, but the data HDN zip was in a folder created by the steam workshop subscription.

Just realized we're close to 300

Shall we drop the new 'Ask a CPU anything' killers?

Sure
Rei looks kind of strange in the pic

we good mane. thanks a bunch

So we are. Is it me or are we burning through threads quite quickly?

New games and ports, plus Holla Forums's news, it quickly builds a lot of posts.

Threads have been rather fast since the number of replies before bumplock dropping to 300, IMO.

Damn I'd still like play slasher with neps.
Especially with Iris.

VERY WELL, HERE ARE THE NEW CPUS READY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!

AND OF COURSE WHO COULD FORGET THE MAIN CPUS?

Here it goes.

Uni, are you fine with Gear being married to one of us ?

P-ko, Want to go punch monsters with me?

Nepgear, will you willingly adopt the culture of my Dogoo Empire?

Nepgear would Uni go out with me?

Then. This. Means. War.

Plutia, will you be the Nep to visit me in my sleep tonight?

Uni, am I going to end up being a useless shit today?

I am okay with this

Uni, can we go innawoods and operate together?

Well, I'll take that as a yes

Bunking with Nepgear even though you want to be with Uni? You better not be Hitler-kun.

To give him credit, Hitler-kun indirectly gave birth to both Nephilim and Uran.

Uni, do you pad your bra?

Vert, are you a pokemon?

I'm not, we just sleep in bunk beds is all

WELP

Oh good. I was about to form a lynch mob if you betrayed her trust.

This is true. But still doesn't change the fact that Hitler-kun is scum.

SHE KNOWS

Of course.

Pads her bra with your faith.

Plutia, will you slap my ass?

Should I write stuff

That's pretty mean since nobody puts their faith in Uni.

You are playing with fire user

You're gonna regret that…unless that was your intention

Is there any hope for me Vert?

Noire, are you married yet?

Well, that's the end of that I guess. Better find a new hobby.

She's just lying and acting tsun

Of coursh.

Vert, Play Tree of Savior with me

You too Neptune

Blanc, can you cheer me up?

Looks like it's time to become Chika.

I'll work harder than ever in your name Green Heart-sama!

Since I didn't ask the main neps

Blanc, are you married with Blancanon ?
Vert, are you fine being a Grass/Flying Pokemon ?

Looks like I touched a sensible subject about Blanc. Vert, on the other hand, is wondering about her future evolutions.

VERT KEEPS SAYING YES TO BEING A POKEMON!

Noire, can I wash your back?

Wow, she sounds pissed. I guess things didn't work out after all.

Poor Blanc. Can someone else steal her from him and, more importantly, make her happy ?

What do the evolutions to that Pokemon look like, if it looks like a tall blonde nep then someone at game freak likes neps.

Vert, are you actually joking about being a Pokemon?

Uh huh….

I thought she already ditched him.

The Rusemaster of Leanbox strikes again

I could try, since Noire doesn't want me.

Blanc, will you marry me instead?

But she only kicks ass when she has to.

Damn, I can't see the spoiler button for some reason, and forgot how to spoiler without that.

Welp, I tried.

I-It's okay user, it wasn't a no at least

BANE?

Leave it to the Dogoo.

It looks like that experience made her afraid of love, or something like that. I guess it'll need someone at the level of Gear's Onii-chan and his Promised Day to make her better.

She needs some alone time

What she needs is an user that wouldn't want to nep her silly and play with her mosquito bites but an user that she could depend on without expecting anything in return

Aye.

Blanc, do you want me to help you with work or take care of twins?

Now shes opening up! Don't fuck it up

Don't abuse that trust by raping those kids. Blanc might never talk to us ever again.

...

More or less what I said at

Shit this thread went fast.

Anyway new retranslation update.

>>>/nep/3150

I'll just sneak in some rape pills or something like that into their milk so they fall asleep and have some peace and quiet

Is anyone making a new thread yet, or are we waiting on the old OP again?

Good to see things moving along

I have a new thread ready to roll.

Oh, and for those who didn't notice, I'm the one who made the last thread. Just got a change of ID due to a change of modem (thanks to the old one dying a little).

I can't seen to find the new update from that link, what did it say?

hello CPU of lowee can I ask you if I'm able to put my hand on your head as I rub it?

-totally not the headpat user

they are at endgame of looking through the script

Now you're making her cry

guys please give us some time

Specifically the guy I talked to said he was at Chapter 9-10, around there.

I'm not even sad at this point, I'm more surprised I've been negated of a headpat 3 threads in a row

I don't know user I have the feeling it's more anger than sadness at this point

Ouch.

Blanc. I don't like you. Marry me though

Thanks user

That's great user, I can't wait to replay the three rebirth games all with a decent translation

Straight to the point.

Blanc, do you want to marry no one and be happy on your own ?

Holy shit and I thought Vert bein a schemer about bein a pokemon was something…

BLANC IS NUCLEAR!

Speaking of things on /nep/…
OH SHIT THE HELLO NEW WORLD ONE OFF TRANSLATION IS FINALLY DONE

>>>/nep/3153
>>>/nep/3154
>>>/nep/3155
>>>/nep/3156

Blanc, should anons stop bullying you?

Blanc, will you please calm down and smile?

Well, that being said, some of you have your own chances. Me included, but I'll pass.

She likes being bullied though.

WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME

Blanc can we spill some blood for the Blood God?

I have an idea about which kind of blood the Blood God will actually receive.

Plutia, will you cheer up make Blanc cry?

Even Ploot's being careful with Blanc today.

Hell yeah.

GUISE PLEASE STOP ASKING HER THINGS AND JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS

Nepgear, do you think Blanc will ever calm down?

Blanc, will you let handle this ?

THE TEASE
THE TEASE

Plutia, wanna play?

...

That's basically not. So sad.

Plutia, wanna have pudding together?

Oh, you know, p-l-a-y!

Try something simpler. Like having a nap.

Yay!

This is getting very spooky, I didn't think this would ever happen

Khornates usually never calm down. Unless after rampage and genocide.

Okay, let's see.

Hey, Plutia, wanna sleep together?

THE POWER OF QUADS DEMAND A SMILING BLANC!!

NOW!

Close enough.

>I was tasked with making dinner for the twins, I snuck in some sleeping pills to take them out of the picture quickly, it worked
>After Mina noticed they are falling asleep she said she would take care of bathing them, when I was passing by the bathroom later I tought I heard "pero pero" sounds from the inside, must have been my imagition
>Blanc then said she needs help with the paperwork because there's too much of it, she also told me to adress her as "Lady White Heart"
>It seems Lady White Heart took a bite from the twins dinner because she got drowzy, she then lied down on the couch without saying a word and feel asleep, I had to finish the work by myself and probably fired a few people
>She woke up shortly after I finished and decided to work on her novel, she told me to read out to her the emails she got while she writes
>Quite a bit of the emails were from the more "eager" worshippers that caught wind of the events that happened some time ago, apparently one of the CPU's send an email to her basilicom workers instead of the other CPU's, after reading one such email she got noticeably more frustrated so I skipped similiar messages
>Afterwards she told me to go home but come back early in the morning
so much for "I don't have enough points invested in autism to write"

here you go

I swear to god if the next time we have these killers in the next thread produce the same result, I dunno what kind of black magic we'll be producing

Nice journal. Be sure to not get caught with those pills, or else you'll die several times.

Neptune let's have some pudding together

welp

We will need lvl 60 Black Mage to handle it, which I can't do, I only played Monk

The job or the autist ?

NEVER GIVE UP user

wat

It's called meme magic, and Holla Forums has a history of doing this.

Neptune, will you have pudding with me instead of ?

Oh I know, I've seen /bane/ crash a plane and the likes of Ebola-Chan & Zika-Chan fuckin around.

I'm just worried we might make Blanc permanently mad

NEVER EVER

C'mon, you're better than that

am I in VII beta

Nope, I'm a heartless monster,

noire marry me

...

Her CPU personality was already permanently mad, all we need to do is give it a little nudge further through meme wizardry.

I predict her plot arc in the next game will be about her being 200% pissed about everything all the time and the rest of the neps trying and failing to calm her. Eventually she'll become so warped and flanderized that her human personality will be indistinguishable from her CPU personality.

We have memed irresponsibly here today.

Ouch.

Blanc, would you let me pump you full of baby batter while you were reading?

Hey Neptune, does any of the CPUs or the candidates have a crush on me?

STOP IT

Noire, will you hold my hand?

It's like she knows

One more try

Neptune let's have pudding

Well I know what I want now

Peashy, would you like to have fun with me?

He he

I wonder if some anons care at this point

of course we do, we just like variety

trading

Well I mean putting this up this late in the game/thread

Maybe next thread

Lets go

Good!

Eh…let's do Uni

Of course. Rolling and hoping for Gear, as usual.

rollan

Also, unrelated question time about

Would you call her Rowvert or Verowlet ?

rolling

The former

Probably Rowvert.

Rolling.

So like…should I try more or not have this thing overstay it's welcome?

Lets see what happens in the next killer

Give it a try. Just give up the drugs, though.

argh

Welp, that was fun. Time to play online.

Uni, can you please show me how to clean a gun?

If not pudding

Already beat it? Haven't even gotten mine in the mail yet.

Make sure you put the Hello New World translation in the new thread before you shoot it out.

It is in, as well as Rebirth 3's Re;translation update.

yo ulllll

if you get dubs on a roll post does it count

Could you put Histy as a choice in the Ask a CPU

She basically has the same amount of screen time as the others

Please

I will eventually.

Meant to say I will eventually but that'll be renamed to 'Ask a Oracle anything'

It'll take 3 days for her to answer in any given case.

Yay

So just like the servers right now

For those wondering, the actual sticky explains the changes occuring now on Holla Forums.

To resume what's changing for us, absolutely nothing. The rules don't change (they're only followed more closely), and 2d isn't affected (so no worries for our Peashy/Rom/Ram lovers).

So much for all those shitposters claiming that "Holla Forums IS DEAD, GO TO [whichever goon/intl chose] INSTEAD !"

I don't think our Nep threads break any rules at all and surprisingly it's rare for someone to try and shit up these threads

Apologies for the overreaction

Outside of a tiny few that do, I agree

(nice full house)
Under the rule enforcement that took place, several people feared for things that had lolis in it, namedropping usually /loli/ and everything related to the Neptunia franchise (both these threads and /nep/), so I guess some people here feared for it.

It's better to overreact than to underreact. Just be sure to have copies of whatever's posted here on other places, for safekeeping.

Roll

I'm actually a little more concerned that the previous 6 hours of posts on /nep/ seem to be fading in and out of existence for me at the moment.

Whatever it is, it's obviously the backend of the site acting up since the logs are just me and users.

I've noticed that, but this kind of problem always happened to me when the recent backlog of Holla Forums was shitting up.

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