Pokemon Sun/Moon: Nigger Island Edition

Other thread is about to die.
Let's hear it.
Which starter do you choose?

Cuckowl
Cuckat
Cucklown

It doesn't matter, they're all equally as terrible, but you don't have a choice.

Let's begin.

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I didn't bother finishing it. How difficult was it compared to X/Y? Because that was fucking easy.

Almost forgot.

why are white crackers retarded?

It's only 240p if you use 3D

because it renders at half resolution twice, when you don't use 3D it's effectively 120p.

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A bad choice. That engine looks alright, but the 3DS cannot handle it.
How
How is such a thing possible

Do developers still exist at Nintendo, or is it just retards beating their face against a keyboard?

The owl starter is the only one that doesn't look like complete shit. Let's hope it's not shit.

It's gonna be shit.

I'm pretty sure 3d halves the resolution not doubles it

Are those the actual starters?

yes

nope
boot up something like MH4U and pay attention to the character models when you flick on the 3D.

the resolution increases

I'll find a way to get myself cat and owl for sure. maybe waterclown if his evo looks decent

I want Holla Forumseddit to leave

Pokemon was never hard nigger.

S-Sauce?

I want redwood to fuck right off, but that's clearly not happening.

Is it, boy?

Mark, go jerk off your circumcised ugly little dick.

I love tech illiterate niggers like you. It isn't 240p it's QVGA.

Back to Mexico.

user any non-newfag Holla Forumsock would tell you that Polynesians arent niggers.

You first, flagfag

Hoping for improvements/refining, but I'm doubtful.
I see nothing wrong with that
Indeed, they look terrible.
No real evidence of that, but you'll be right if they change absolutely nothing from XY
See above, only replace XY with ORAS

Owl is the superior starter and anyone who says otherwise is wrong

I wanna fuck that owl

I'm not even OP you cocksucker.

SO FUCKING CUTE

How to make a shit thread in 1 easy step

Only the water seems fine, but again it looks like another oshawott/piplup
The legendaries are atrocious

When you see it…

They're gonna purposefully gimp the game on the 3DS to drive sales towards n3ds and NX

Like that makes it SOOOOOOO much better huh, cuckahontas?


does your owl have a barbed fire dick?
I fucking thought not.
You bookworm.

Christians:1
Atheists: 0


Like I fucking know spanish.
If anyone should go back it's you.
Can't wait to build that wall, really.


me too
who

Now you can have your very own grand slave owner adventure !

His ass.

Hopefully if the sales keep dwindling like they've been doing for the past years in 5 years we can finally be rid of this shit

I'm so angry that my favorite series had to come to this. Fuck you game freak and fuck you nintendo.

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When I look at cat all I see is Ruri

Is the seal type a fucking clown?
That's going to be memed into some psycho lore isn't it?

I sent the box art to a friend and he replied: "WOW MEGA ENTEI?"
And really all of them look very similar to older pokemon, the generic cat, the oshawott/piplup clone, the atrocious grass hoothoot, the Blue Yveltal+Rings and lion_pokemon_v7

People are saying the trio is going to have a "circus theme", with the owl becoming a Ringmaster, the cat having something to do with tigers jumping through flaming hoops or perhaps a cannonball act based on its tail looking like a fuse and its fur being covered in flammable oil, and the seal being a clown. It sounds like a huge fucking stretch though.

god damn it

But it doesn't look like shit

user you madman!

I think you and your friend might be retarded

Owl is cute, and at least the PC looks older and adults look like adults and not fat children.

>>>/vp/

They just keep looking more and more like fakemons, but that owl's pretty cool
How much you want to bet the evolutions end up completely ruining it like with the gen 5 starters

that cat looks so fucking edgy
what is it with new pokemon and shadow the hedgehog


No they fucking don't. They're all kawaii shits.

Does anybody have that pic that compares early designs to new designs? It starts off with the evolution of pikachu

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thanks fam I knew I could count on you

I think the sun legendary looks even worse


It has a literal butt face - Pokemon Moon

Seal has the worst design so it will probably have the best looking final form.
Also nosefucking porn when

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pff

why woudl you want an older looking pc?

The starters always look fucking stupid, the stage 2 evolutions are the best looking every single time

GEN I
SO GUD

everything in the trailer looks like absolute garbage

but that owl is fucking dank

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They look better because I grew up with them

duh

what the fuck is wrong with people

I love anime, but people that use anime pics are as dumb as people that use anime avatars on the rest of the internet.

LOOK AT ME I LOVE ANIME
cmon

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I don't even like any of the moeshit in lol

You think we're actually going to play these games?

You cannot expect me to believe any of that

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This is why I have to keep reading "Right Side of the Brain"


Being an artist really DOES open peoples mind and helps them see the better detail, wow.

Philotes get out

anime defence force is here

Volafile get out

Don't people often have pictures related to their hobbies and shows etc. they like as their avatars?

I will. I thought Y was pretty fun.

Not with anime
but boy do I love brendan fraser

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They do look better, and you're a fag for implying otherwise. I bet you like CoD and MW too, don't you?

how much damage can your ass take?

yes

If you're talking about gen VI starters, I agree, they looked better than any other gen before.

but user if you like them you're a nostalgiafag
didn't you see all those strawmen arguments about comparing designs that were done with 100 times the budget and after those ideas were done over and over again?

I mean shit they're clearly showing that the new gens are just as good!


Do you wanna discover it faggot?

I want to know, Why?
Gen 6 has nothing good about it with the exception of the pokemon designs.

Found the Braixen furfag

Oras did not really have a framerate issue compared to x and y so that off the bat is probably better now on the third game running 3d

its a nice change

they look pretty bad

who knows X and y was piss easy, a hard pokemon game would be pretty fun thou

Owl and cat seem decent water looks fucking like a tard

why cant they just make a serious Pokemon game on PC with serious competitiveness and an alternative universe starting at the first generation? i dont want to play this fucking pokemon beauty pageant rehash faggotry with n64 graphics on a tiny screen. i want a real pokemon game.

back to smogon with you

for gay science i must know the limits of the failing integrity of your tushie

Pokemon is only as hard as you make it, user

you forgot to post a picture of a smug loli

I don't think we played the same game because the framerate feels like sub zero in bigger battles and areas.

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what a surprise

Don't care if it's shit, it's too cute to not be in my party.

Some comparisons I found in cuckchan

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ya pokemon gets me pretty hard


idk never had a framerate issue but i do have a new3ds which spouts for better performance

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how am I a furfag

Please kill yourself.

I'm not sure. I know I liked it better than ORAS, but I always thought R/S/E was trash back in the day too. i didn't see anything particularly wrong with X/Y.

If you want difficulty play the Metagame, or better yet GET A REAL FUCKING JRPG

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Most JRPGs are easier than fucking Pokemon.

You clearly only play shit JRPGs.

Not to even mention that he pulled that out of his ass and has no idea how hard it will be

Fuck you user. Your favorite franchises of childhood don't need to grow up with you. POkemon doesn't need to become super serious\edgy to appease to 'older' audiences and by chance alienate the children who have been keeping it afloat

Personally, I liked Y as an intro to 3D pokemon. Once the novelty wore off, it's kinda bland. Also, playing as a dude gave you Serena who was a nice nextdoor neighbor girl, instead of playing as a girl which gave you dick headed Calem. The story was shit, but it was neat to have multiple recurring friends. The Looker side story was decent, and the overall world design I liked.

1000 hours in ms paint

Well all JRPGs are shit, so yeah

Next gen needs an north american setting, with mountains, canyons, injuns, buffalos, bears, coyotes and shit.
Or south american, but there's Pokemon Sage already.

Honestly I couldn't give a shit what you think of JRPGs faggot. If you don't like them why are you in a Pokemon thread?

I like Pokemon, not JRPGs

Did you just ignore the entirety of northern Unova or something?

Spoiler Alert: POKEMON IS A JRPG

Unova was supposed to be North American already. It was basically Pokemon's USA.

Literally Gen V.

are you fucking retarded

You are all niggers, the cat looks cute

Not a traditional one.

user, you're retarded.

It is a VERY traditional JRPG.

Oh, well, Gen 6 suffers from the following:


Now the do somethings right, like:

user, please, Super is not a Main Line game.
PMD > Main Line
Super Partner is best partner
Carracosta is best dad
Yveltal dindu nuffin


XY was what I was expecting from the first game, they are usually crappy.
Now, the real insult was ORAS

I think they're all pretty adorable.

No not really. It flows completely differently.

more

There was already a cat pokemon.
There was already an owl pokemon.
There was already a seal pokemon.

They've officially run out of ideas.

Yeah, pretty fucking different man

I was mostly disappointed in ORAS's post-game, everything else was as rehashed as FRLG, which I enjoyed and being able to play with the new engine and better music was enjoyable. I do miss some of the stuff they added in HGSS like the pokemon park and stuff like that. Also, why aren't there more things like the bug-catching contest?

user, you're fucking retarded.

I just want a game where I can be a frontiersman and ride on buffalo pokemon and search for gold. Or oregon trail with pokemon.

This is speculative bullshit OP, quit being a faggot.
Though I have no doubt in my mind that it's true.

They all look like shitty fakemon.

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No user, you're retarded.

Where the fuck have you been? They made ice cream, trash, and a sentient sword. Of course at #721 they'd be running out of ideas.

That might just be the worst idea I've ever read on this website

You can't expect them to make starter pokemon from some fucking deep sea bugs.

But there's no fucking reason to be, the designs and the new mons suck because they suck.
Did you see all the new Pokemon from that new fan game? Those Pokemon–and especially the starters–actually looked good.

was fucking awesome, you nigger

They already did that one in first gen. It was called Kum

Man, what gives?

I think you're just retarded, user.

user, you calling me anything involving intelligence at this point is a fucking joke.

You're so fucking retarded you think Pokemon isn't a JRPG.

Why are you even posting on this website? Wouldn't you be more at home with the casuals on GameFAQs?

I know

What game is that? There's a fuckload of fangames and hacks.


My point was those were already scraping. Grimer's line is sludge, which while admittely shitty, has a base with slimes from DQ as being a staple. But to have a literal trashbag as a monster, we might as well have nothing but mimics and Japanese objects possessed by spirits, since organic monsters have run the course.

Are you just pretending to be retarded or can you not help it?

But they are, user.

Define what a JRPG is. I'll wait.

An RPG made in Japan, silly user.

I dont have more

Japanese role-playing game using traditionally turn based battles, but with a primary focus mechanically on character building.

Just because you're too retarded to understand what a JRPG is doesn't mean we all don't know.

My question to you is: What genre do you think Pokemon is in?

Okay, so you can't help it. Got it.


Pokemon Sage.
These starters look way better than the shitty fakemon we're being presented with by the real deal. Especially that fire goat Pokemon.

Play the pokemon ranger games

What about JRPGs that aren't turn based?

Holy shit, you're right. That looks amazing, especially by comparison. There were a few other hacks I remember seeing that were in moon that had a similar quality. Nintendo should just buy the designs from the creators at this point.

I'll probably skip it but my cousin will be happy. He loves Pokemon, Hawaii, and lions so this looks to be his dream game. I just hope NoA doesn't fuck up the translation to bad and there's nothing that needs censoring.

Butthurt Sage dev detected. I noticed you decided not to show Magnitogre or the Larvabidae line, smart choice.

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Can you not fucking read?

You do understand what the word "traditionally" means right? That means they don't have to have a turn based system.

Again: the focus is on CHARACTER BUILDING. That's what makes an RPG.

Now answer me, faggot, What genre do you think Pokemon is in?

Probably gonna pirate it; I hope the game gets leaked early like 7th Dragon did.

No, user, they really don't. They look about the same tbh.

NoA doesn't translate Pokemon games, The Pokemon Company International does.

Also my god user, the Pokemon games have been censored since Day 1.

Arent they Gooks.

It's an RPG Maker game, dumbass

Your opinions are shit.


Fuck. I just want to tear the entire localization industry down.

How new are you to not know about localization censorship? Please tell me you didn't only start caring about it after Fire Emblem Fates or Xenoblade X.

Your taste is shit if you really think those autistic fan mons look so amazing. I mean you must be a big fan of DeviantArt.

It's still a bit rough around the edges but I have a bit of hope. When is the next demo supposed to be out?

That doesn't stop it from being free, dumbass.

Every game can be free, yet shilling still exists.

Calm down aspie, I know all about localization censorship.


If you get a chance you should kill yourself.


No idea. I just remember it from some threads they made here a while back.

Edgy. You sound butthurt as fuck that someone doesn't like your shit monster designs.

Found the redditor.
You're just an annoying faggot that I think should kill himself is all, no need to be upset.

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Hopefully they'll let you swap between languages while keeping your save file this time.

So, you don't know what a JRPG is and you don't know what shilling is. You must be a huge faggot that missed the bus taking you to go dress shopping.

you didn't define what a JRPG is.

Kind of like how information is free, yet retards like you still exist.

Again: you're the one who sounds upset here.

You're calling me names and insisting I kill myself because I didn't like those shitty designs.

You're throwing a fit like a little fucking baby tbh fam.

Anyone here digging the new settings?
I think its original but nothing too surprising

That's enough out of you ankle biter, filtered.

Nigger that's like saying "hello" here. I don't think an hour goes by that someone doesn't get told to kill themselves here.


I don't think he was surprised, I think he was just stating that the localization industry is awful and should be torn down.

I did though.

And you never replied.

And then you never answer my question as to what genre exactly you think Pokemon is in.

I assumed you got BTFO and gave up, but instead you're acting like no one defined it for you.

The newfag will get scared back to reddit soon enough. Ignore it.

Okay, enjoy your autistic fan mons.

i opened that, hoped it was a lightsaber, and was disappointed

I get that "kill yourself" is nothing special. I've been here more than long enough to know that. Hell I've been on the internet long enough to know how little it means.

I'm using it as an example to show how butthurt he is. If you can't see that you're retarded.

You both know we have IDs we can ctrl+f and then filter right?

What exactly do you think I've done to deserve blocking?

Or are you butthurt I don't like autistic fanmons too?

If you need a safe space go ahead and make one, I'm not going anywhere.

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I'm digging the fact that I can gyaru again. I hope they have more clothing options for everyone. I want cute dresses and tube tops and bikinis and v-necks.

Don't get too excited, I believe Masuda mentioned back when ORAS was released that the whole intensive trainer customization thing was specific to Kalos. Then again, the trainers for SuMo look so damn bland at the start that I have to assume there will be some additional clothing options.

Gosh user, you ever stop to think that maybe people are filtering you because you're an obnoxious dickhead?
At least, that's why I'm filtering you. No one wants to talk to a generally abrasive loser.

Its hard to understand why they wouldn't want to bring back a feature that nearly everyone loved.

The cat needs a army helmet, a cigarette, and a thousand yard stare. It's going to see shit.

Nice ad homs, they don't mean shit to me though.

I don't give two fucks what you think of me and if you need to block me because I've somehow offended you (again, the only thing I can assume here is you're a Sage Shill and are butthurt I'm not sucking off the monster designs) maybe you'd be more at home on Tumblr?

I mean I personally come on this site for how uncensored it is and I don't block anyone no matter how retarded they are, but I'm not a fucking pussy, so there is that.

Think pokemon from earlier gens are gonna get new models and/or idle animations?

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No

lol what a dickhead loser
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I always hated circusses.

Does someone need a safe space? Awww.

its a joke dumbass

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I just hope that not all of the new pokemon look like shit.
So far the starters and legendaries (especially the legendaries) give me low hopes.

Also, Pokemon Amie better be in this.
I never actually played the 3DS games but anything that lets me pretend to pet my Arcanine is instantly game of the year material for me.

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I am one of the Sage devs (not sure how to prove that but let me know and I'll try to accommodate).
The guys making it NEVER shill our work- not without making it clear we're involved.


"Soon".


If they keep it up, it looks like you'll actually "explore". Look around corners, find little hidey-holes, etc.
Or they just have that camera in a few areas and stick to overworld fixed cameras.

Is the cat's final evo going to look like a tiger?

Filtered :^)

God damn this post is cringe inducing.
I'm gonna filter you just so I don't see your whining on the front page anymore.
Go back to halfchan with the other tryhard underageb&s.

Does someone need a safe space? Awww.

You think these games would have stepped up in quality to compete with yokai watch.

It's based on Hawaii.

Seriously, go dress shopping already.


I think that was just the justification for ORAS. Not to mention niglets complained about ORAS lacking diversity so I assume they'll bring it back.

did you play it? its not that good.

laughs all day

Pokemon Sage looks okay, but I think they're shooting themselves in the foot by choosing to stay two or three generations behind the main games.

As much as I hate fairies, I don't know what it would be like to try and play the game without them.
Not to mention that I think the game still uses the old crit formula, which makes the "always results in a critical hit" moves absurdly powerful when put on a pokemon with Sniper.

At least, I think that's how it is. Fuck me, I can't be bothered to go back and try to remember all the old archaic rules if I wanna play Pokemon Sage.

Thats right kiddo, its everyone else but you.
We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you!

It's better than anything pokemon related that came out in the past 10 years

Combat's confusing and disjointed, but I appreciate the try, everything else is pretty top notch

Okay, so they're just normal insults. Doesn't give them any weight. All the more reason I said they're pointless.

Who gives a fuck what some anonymous fangame cuck thinks about me?

I know I sure don't give a fuck what you think of me.

it reminds me of that asshole lion boss from mario land

Don't talk shit about Pokemon Shill on Holla Forums user, you'll get shit on by half the thread apparently

so niggers

keep trying so hard though

It did not feel that way to me.
it even does that lazy jrpg thing of recycling old enemies by changing the color pallete

also the minimap is kinda shit

If you didn't give a fuck what they think of you, why bring it up at all? You don't even have to filter, just ignore and move on.

these things will have megas right?
Seal looks retarded, grass is a stupid type. Firecat is the only choice.

They don't even have to try though. Yokai Watch does not get Pokemon's sales.

XY starters didn't get megas, so probably not, but maybe.

I think the real lesson here is; Don't come across as an attention starved twelve year old when you post or you'll get shit on by half the thread.
The other user who said the Sagemons look bad isn't getting btfo like you are. I'd ask if you know why, but

You're clearly not self aware.

Already got the Dobsons working on some of the character.

fuckin hell

I don't think most care. I guess it's the same people reacting. Personally only the light bulb pokemon and the poison vile
Pokemon look good to me. I don't think I'll play it.

In that specific case I was pointing out how butthurt that poster was and mocking him for how all he can do is throw out rage insults and tell me to kill myself. I was having fun, that's why I didn't just ignore and walk away.

That said I am basically ignoring all the tryhards late cucks.

That poster was barely even acknowledging this.
This is exactly the reason why you go told to "go back to halfchan with the other tryhard underageb&s"
You don't know when to shut up kid.

I'm 28 user, if I'm coming across as "attention starved" or young, that's just because you have a shitty way of processing people.

What about me posting anonymously on a website where no one will remember what I've said or done makes you think I "need attention"?

So will the owl evolve into a gentleman owl? It seems like it would since it has those leaves act as a bow tie.

You say that as if shitkai watch was good

see pics

in regards to OP I really hope their's a hard mode.


If you weren't an seeking attention faggot then you wouldn't have asked a question now.
Would you?

God help you if that's true.
The thought of a full grown adult conducting themselves the way you do is downright pitiful.


Its always everyone's fault but your own, right?
Grow up. Stop accosting people on imageboards.

The owl is likely fucked battle-wise due to that typing. I'm going in with hopes that this guy won't just be a complete Oshawott 2.0.

it looks like shit, but i still want a toy of this guy

Right back at you, redditfrog man.

I'm not a huge fan of its design, but fuck me if Popplio doesn't ooze personality.

Turn off the fucking EXP share you pussy.

X and Y becomes the HARDEST game in the series without it and the routes from the original RSE are unchanged for the most part, the trainers, pokemon and gym leaders are all balanced the same.

ORAS was not hard because you used all of the casual nets, you ACTUALLY used the free legendary, you ACTUALLY used the EXP share.

Besides, pokemon was never hard in the first place. Why are you complaining?

let's see… grass/flying, fire/dark, water psychic?
if it was grass/fighting it would be a perfect cycle

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Fucking trash. Not even going to pirate.

You sure you're not using a NEW 3DS?


Until now Oshawott is still the worst looking starter.
The owl is ok…
The cat is fine too, honestly.

That pic is what I imagine a 28 year old imageboard shitposter looks like.
You must lead a very sad life if this is what you do in your downtime. Do you even play Pokemon?

This.
Even the anime and manga have been censored since they began.
I know the manga had to be censored even in Japan itself, not sure about the anime.

fuck i love this weirdo, better than the other owl pogeeymamz

I guess its another case of coll character in shit game

What the fuck was in the manga that Japan had to censor it?

I like the legendaries. The lion looks like the Pokemon equivalent of a Zoid and the bat looks like it could be a Kirby boss. They're a hell of a lot better than the hot messes we got in Gens IV and V, though I don't like either of them quite as much as Xerneas.

If you need to see what an imageboard shitposter looks like I suggest checking the mirror. You've made two posts in this thread and both have been shitposts aimed at me. Talk about projection.

Also I would fucking school you at Pokemon.

Gen 6, you mean? Gen 6 was fucking garbage, the only good thing from it was the sword pokemon. Gen 5 had some pretty great pokemon, like all of the new ghosts.

So now the shitposter is crying about being shitposted at? Best make your way back to twitter and make that victim status official faggot

The annoying thing is that they censor content for very different reasons now while often inserting their agendas at the same time… but hopefully the Pokemon Company is better with this than Nintendo.

I'm just referring to the Legendaries, not to all the other Pokemon from each Gen.

I haven't made one shitpost in this whole thread.

And I'm not crying about shit, do keep trying so very hard though. Kids like you desperate to belittle someone are the ultimate cucks.

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Are you retarded? OP was pulling all that shit from his redditfag ass

I liked Genesect. I got one from a wifi event and used him through a nuzlocke playthrough, it was great. The other legendaries in gen 5 were boring though, and the overall design of the pokemon in general in gen 6 were bad.

There is no such thing as a bad Pokemon design

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Makes sense.
The alternative is the "13th Zodiac" the cat (in the mythology the animals raced across a river to determine the order, the cat refused to race and in some versions told the Rat the wrong time. The cat "won" but was quickly disqualified and the rat took his place. Cats chase rats in revenge), but as it's in an odd place, I doubt that's the case. Not to mention the stripes on it.

I'm guessing it'll be Fire/Dark Tiger with black body and red stripes. Maybe even some of the stripes will be the "on fire" part of it.

What inanimate-object-turned-pokemon will this have?

Surfboard? Waterfall? Coconut bra and grass skirt?

Genesect was pretty much the only legendary from Gens IV and V that I liked. There were so many bad ones that they all sort of blur together in my mind.

Think again.

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False

Your very first post was an all greentext & spoiler shitpost

In all your other posts you run around calling people retards and faggots like a hyperactive 12 year old who's just discovered insults.
I really wonder what its like to be able to act like such a retard and not be embarrassed by it.

Possesed hula hoop

I like both of them (even bat-skeleton-moon), even the zoid comparisons don't put me off Apolleo / Leopollo, but someone pointed but something to me that's driving me berserk.
It has sneakers.

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So what is it, are you a shitposter or a white knight?

My first post was giving the OP shit because he is, SURPRISE, a faggot. I was making a point, not shitposting.

ITT:Faggots

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glad you noticed


kind of feels like I'm gimping myself if I don't. Your points are valid but it doesn't feel as intended

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/The_Electric_Tale_of_Pikachu#Controversy_and_censorship

adventuresinpoortaste.com/2016/02/23/pokemon-the-electric-tale-of-pikachu-review/

That Charizard was used for the Gen 4 copypastas.

Besides, Gen 5 was all about bright contrasting colors and more complex linework.

All this shit can be told off with simple words, as well.

looking for similarities like making pokemon that have similarities to past pokemon isn't something they've ALWAYS done, Gen 2 and up.

pretty much exactly how they act

Oh no they did different shit to differentiate generations! I thought this is what they wanted? Or do they just want the same 151 from the original game? That's retarded.

Half of those designs were used when they complained about Gen 4, and the others don't match up with Gen 5's aesthetic

Oh no 700 creatures and a lot of them have similar body types and features

It's almost like they were done by the same artists over the years or something. They even hired Guest artists for Gen V because they felt they were getting stale and needed new talent.

it looks like shit but


I might actually get a 3DS if that's the case. Gen IV was best gen.

Can't wait.

It's funny how the nostalgiafags complain about new designs not looking like the pokemon they grew up with while also complaining if it's the same because they don't want it to get stale.

I have another alternative, one where I would keep it on, but swap around 3 or so teams constantly. Raises the difficulty without limiting yourself too much. I think it was a pretty good idea, it allowed for pokemon that I wouldn't normally use to be in the party for once.

jesus christ those tits fucking kill someone with them

It's cause you're a fucking baby, m8. Shit, being scared of being gimped in fucking pokemon is pathetic.

3D pokemon is actually bad though

Black/White had the right idea making them less stumpy but 3D just kinda kills what was a great formula

I don't disagree. 3D is looks like stretched and deformed pixelated garbage, 2D sprites look much better. I was talking about the pokemon designs in general, not the shift to 3D.

And yet colosseum is one of the best pokemon games

No thanks. Hopefully it will pull a gen 5 and skip remakes if there is only minor improvements. ORAS was complete shit, I don't want that to happen to platinum.

there's a massive difference there you fucking numpty.

it's about how the world is experienced, the battles are fine.

though the 3D models and particle effects in place of the original sprite formula has a lot less charm and looks kinda hokey when they cant even program a handful of unique animations for each pokemon. their fault for making hundreds of pokemon I guess.

Man Electric Tale of Pikachu was shit. Even Pokespecial is better.

oras complete shit you wut mate?
the removal of the berry mixing is a great lost but with gen 4 remake I expecting expansion on the underground part of the game

the new designs are garbage too though. They have no charm, theyre super immemorable.

Idiot, grab a book and read some. They are dark skinned but more abo/chink if anything.

If the ORAS games taught me anything, it's that the original games will always be better. Just keep playing Platinum, they will never remake it to be as good as it was, just like Emerald.

And again, colosseum

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user you're retarded, even since the beginning Sugimori wasn't the only monster designer.

It's not like it's anything new in the game development world, the 2d 3d shift for most companies is always awkward due to the fact that some design decisions in 2d don't really mesh in 3d and they need a few practice games to get it right for them.

Rowlet is the only starter whose design I really like, but I like all of their concepts.

No fucking shit user

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I wonder if Howlett drops owl pellets full of Pokemon bones?

Ok now that I see it, the Owl is growing on me.

Not touching the games though, after the trainwreck of X/Y/ORAS, I'm done with new pokemon. BW2 were the last good ones.

Wanna go dress shopping with me?


fucking kill yourself.


GenIV is the fucking worst though. 1 fucking fire type in the wild. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? The only redeeming quality was the underground, and in Platinum, one neato extra dungeon.

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way to defend blatantly ugly design


one literally looks like a recolored everyday house cat and the other is a fucking ball-compacted owl

and then you have pagliacci the seal

fuck it it's awful

Did I stutter?

Meowth isn't that recolored, honestly

I want 12 year olds to leave Holla Forums

at least meowth has some differentiating features

Yeah like looking like an ordinary house cat with a penny on its face

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-neko

fucking nintoddlers trying to damage control and shill their shitty dead horse

Post more cute Rowlet art

It's time to stop.

Fucking game freak, be original for once

Think again again

He's replying to each of my posts, dumbass

i just didnt put it one post


right? like they could have been with gen 7 yeah?

Both of these are good, try again

Are you an actual faggot? Do you watch MLP?

Nice reading comprehension.


Pretty much, there were shit designs all the way back to gen 1. What really matters is that the GOOD designs lessened a lot in gen 6.

If by "good" you mean "half the game waiting for slow ass shit to play out".

Fuck remakes though.

I'n going to need actual examples of what went wrong in everything they tried. The customization was neat. The new overworld was nice. Rollerskates worked. Fairy rebalanced a lot of shit. Exactly what is this trainwreck? The fact that it has slowdown with 6 mon on screen?

The ice cream doesn't even look like it belongs in pokemon, it looks like something out of Dragon Quest

Do you think one of Rowlet's evos is called Roothoot?

Nigger, strategy.

Catch a type that has an advantage over the next gym leader, ones near the gym always have a moveset that makes it way easier for you.

Example: In Gen V you can catch a Roggenrola before Elesa's Gym, which has Smack Down. Smack Down removes the Flying Type from enemies from the rest of the battle, however, Roggenrola is kind of weak.

If you go into any cave ever and hunt for dust clouds, there's a really good pokemon called Drillbur, with good defence and great attacks.

Now, Elesa's pokemon are both Flying and Electric types, which are meant to trip you up if you picked up a grass type to resist electricity (because up until now, Absorb and Mega Drain basically allow you to win any battle because it's the early game).

So, what do you do? Your Roggenrola has Sturdy, which guaruntees that you will survive two hits and get one attack off, but because he's weak he can only survive one hit against an Electric/Flying type and it's a losing battle for Drilbur because his best Ground Type attacks don't work on Flying types.

So, with Roggenrola, take a hit, use Smack Down to remove flying types, switch into Drillbur and hit the fucker with ground type moves.

Then, heal up Roggenrola with items, send in a sacrifice and do it again.

The last mon can be dealt with Drilbur alone.

And this is all without gaining a single level.

Get fucking good, you retard.

It isn't ice cream, though, you got it all wrong

In the Pokemon games the Vanillite line forms like that as icicles, and humans made ice cream in their shape, not the other way around.

It looks like fucking ice cream, so that's what I'm going to call it.

You say that, yet you strike me as the exact type of user who would shit all over stuff like pic related.

You illiterate nigger, I was talking about faggots saying to make the game harder was by turning off experience share. It serves no purpose other than to extend the amount of time that I spend leveling if I want my current mons to learn new moves or catch up to the area I'm in. If I wanted to throw away my mons at the first chance I got, I'd play SMT instead.

it looks cool tho.

because it has defining features.

Actually that looks kind of cool, but then again all the ghost types look cool

Then get fucking good with your mons.

I beat the Elite Four in Gen 5 with a 8 level disadvantage. You can do fucking better.

No, the ice cream looks like it

No it wasn't. Three hair colors and shit base customization apart, clothes for men were absolutely horrible and the lack of choice was ridiculous. Not to mention I'm pretty sure they removed it in ORAS instead of improving the first interesting thing they had in years.

The overworld is bland and boring. Not only the switch to full 3D makes everything much less cartoony and beautiful, but there were no particularly good areas. Not to mention ORAS where they just completely shat on how the games used to look.

If you want a good example of how to remake something well without shitting on the original, look at the G/S remakes.

Rollerskates were dogshit. And you know, fair enough if they put them in there as an option. But they're not an option. You either use the shitty D-pad, or you're forced to use the rollerskates that barely work and control like shit. All they had to do was unequipping them from the bag, but no, that was too fucking much.

Fairy is a shit type, you can barely understand what's a fairy and what isn't. When you add dark and iron to a game that has been out for a few years fair enough, most people won't even notice it. But when you add such an ambiguous type after 20 fucking years the games came out and you retroactively change types, that's when you alienate your audience.

It's a terrible idea and it had terrible execution.


Apart from that the boring story, the incredibly patronizing character, the really really shitty legendaries (and over abundance of them) and megaevolutions made these games some of the worst experiences I have ever had with vidya.

Not to mention there is absolutely no post game. Not even in ORAS, because apparently it was too fucking hard TO COPY SOMETHING THAT WAS ALREADY IN FUCKING EMERALD AND IS CONSIDERED BY MANY THE BEST POST GAME IN THE SERIES.

the names sound like shit

compare Litten to Charmander, for one

thats not really a bad thing, but I'd like to see if they made any improvements
nothing but a positive there
mayybe alittle, the fact that it took me a second to realize the moon legendary was supposed to be a bat doesn't bode well, but I'd like to see some official artwork before I agree completely
source? knowing gamefreak I wouldn't fucking doubt it, but you got no facts to back that up at the moment
see above, although again I wouldn't doubt it
but hey, as long as the story's decent and I get some new favorite pokes to make competitive teams with I'm really excited to see what the fossils are I'll be happy anyway

Erry time

I'm gonna bully the shit out of you

Bring it on

Nice fucking argument.

Do I need to give any other reasons as to why people that still like the new pokemon games are autistic furfag manchildren that would literally eat shit?

The E4 was a fucking joke when you have so much money saved that you can fully recover after every fight. It didn't matter if I lost a mon because I could bring it right back and one mon steamrolled an entire team anyway. The game isn't hard. You're just too stupid to realize that forcing people to spend more time leveling up isn't actually making a game harder, and if you have to purposefully make yourself a lower level than anticipated to expect a challenge, it's dumb design.

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You're a special kind of retard.

Oh so you admit it?

So why are you complaining that it isn't? Why AREN'T you doing everything to make it harder if you want it to be? You wouldn't even turn off the EXP share.

Jesus fuck.

Got any other complaints than slow? Because if that is the only thing just emulate it at 4x speed.

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what is it with gigantic faggots and sucking off HG&SS?
it was an okay remake of a meh gen, but they treat it like fucking gospel
I swear they're worse than the genwunners

This. I enjoyed it for what it was, and stuff like customizable safari was really cool to me.

Pictured: Vanilluxe's mega evolution

No, you're just a mongloid who could never get used to them. They worked fine and were a great boost of speed.

Because RS didn't have customization and they were staying fairly close to source on that.

What the fuck are you even saying? The game looked like the original but 3D. Are you actually retarded?

Fuck out of here.

The characters were shit, megaevos are also kinda shit but at least offer options for previously underused(and many overused) mons, and the story sucked. But the story is almost never that great in mainline Pokemon. You beat up generic bad guys who are trying to get crazy power from animal gods.

And if you think they've even been copying the third entry ever, you need that underage ass b&, since we're never getting another Yellow version with Pikachu following you and getting all 3 starters. Nor are we getting a Crystal remake with a story about Suicune.

Why isn't it a sundae?

Because I forgot those existed

Then why wasn't it a root beer float?

Because that doesn't look like an ice cream cone at all

Because Gen 2 had a lot of improvements and has 2 regions. It is superior in every way to Gen 1, and the remake brought it up to date at the time, along with nifty things like the park.


Where did I say the game was hard? You're a fucking retard. Kill yourself and get it over with, fuck.

Either way, I suppose the point I'm saying is that judging Pokemon by the starters isn't a good idea. Gen V had some pretty bad starters excluding Snivy, yet had some really good ideas with varying degrees of execution like pics related. Gen IV had some pretty alright starters, but most of the ideas were shit with an even worse execution, the only good ones being some of the evolutions of already existing Pokemon or the starters themselves.

Will VII be shit? Possibly, but I'm taking the wait and see approach.

Is there any thought behind this? Are you just telling me that they worked well because you think they did? Can you elaborate?

Wasn't the bike a great boost of speed too? What's the point of rollerskates?

The game also didn't have megaevolutions and a disgusting engine, but I guess that wasn't a problem aye?

The game looked like X and Y, it looked nothing like the original. 3D looks like dogshit.

Again, great argument. I gave a logical explanation as to why adding a type after 20 years was a bad idea, all you can come up with is this.
Are you a child? Can you maybe argue like an adult?


I just think it's great that all the arguments you people have always boil down to "durr you dumb fam" and "you're a genwunner".

Fucking hell, could you be more brainwashed than this?

I bet you shit on CoD and yearly iterations of anything else, without even noticing that you're buying the exact same shit from Nintendo every year.

You're cancer. You're the cancer that killed pokemon.

What if the ice cream wears the cone as a hat while still being a float?

I'll happily say that pokemon as a series was probably at its strongest around the time of Gen 4

good designs, decent challenge, hell most of the meta-game was still shaped around it before megas came
but I still see Platinum as the best of that generation over the gen 2 remakes
that being said, the newer games aren't without their own improvements
all the pokemon look gorgeous in 3D, if the 3DS could actually handle the damn thing it'd be better though
making EV training and IV breeding easier was a fucking godsend
and megas have the potential to be great if they'd stop GIVING THEM TO SHIT THAT'S ALREADY OU
the story modes are getting piss easy, which is a damn shame, but if you're in it for the PvP its not a big deal

That kinda looks like it has grass boobs rather than a bowtie

i remember that gif

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hope the bicycle theme is good

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imagine how many kids are going to get bullied for picking popplio as a starter

I hope it actually does become an Elephant Seal (which would fit the circus theme it has going on), I need another Jew to add to my collection.

HURR WHITE WITH GOLD BITS IS SUDDENLY DIGIMON DURR
Source nigger

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that wouldn't be funny dipshit

I just want the 90s anime style back. Owl looks really good and similar to first gen mons with a few differences, and I really like him. Gen I and II were more nineties anime with a touch of zany streetpunk to them. I like the image that points out the design differences and all but honestly I think Pokemon fans just need to grow up and get along. I think design > concept and that newer Pokemon could be just as awesome as the older ones with a few tweaks.

Pokken threads were civil, but due to how it plays I don't see any more being made.

Watch the trailer, right as the moon legendary shoots it's beam. Even I can see that.

"we want the mobile audience" -jackassuda

i beat the game without the new exp share, you're full of shit and i had trouble with some gym leaders on gen V

Why the fuck is an iguana water? It doesn't even look like an Iguana, it looks like a fucking Triceratops with Down Syndrome. The final form of the Goat is too complex, the Grass line entirely is awful. These are absolute shit compared to the real deal.

You can beat Diantha with a Lucario, no buffs/megas.

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I want to marry Diantha.

Diantha looks like my old as shit English teacher I had. She was also a shit champion considering I beat her with only one Pokemon.

Did you fug her?

No, she was like 400 years old.

I'll play it.

Is there a time when a pokemon Trainer is not a semen demon

Not that I'm aware of. I was talking relatively, I think she'll be one of the top tier semen demons, especially since the Pokemon fans are so fucking autistic that they have god tier drawfag skills.

Cant wait for the semen demons on Sun and Moon. Every Pokemon game is never too short of hot pokegirls.
Since its in a Hawaii setting, i'm just imagining that it'll have alot of cute brown girls.

You're right about everything else, though.

thats how you tell the genders

Wait a second. If the Moon cover legendary looks like the king of all Zubats and the edgy one of the duo, is it possible there's finally a Poison-type legendary?

NO, ARCEUS :^) DOES NOT COUNT. IT SAYS NORMAL IN THE POKEDEX. YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING EXTRA TO MAKE IT A DIFFERENT TYPE. NO ONE SAYS FROAKIE IS A GHOST-TYPE STARTER BECAUSE PROTEAN + LICK. NO ONE SAYS LITERALLY ALL POKÉMON ARE GRASS, WATER AND GHOST-TYPE AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE FOREST'S CURSE, SOAK AND TRICK-OR-TREAT. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. STOP THIS LE EBIN MAYMAY.

Litten, while the least unique looking starter in pokemon history, is by far the best design of the three in this already-shit game.

Why would you post that?

A genuine, heartfelt fuck you to you.

it's proportional to distance from equator, numbnuts. they're pretty much a crossbreed between chinks and native americans

not to imply that niggers arent niggers, but even if niggers were white theyd still be niggers

I adore gen IV
Best music and the pokemon werent over/underdesigned, perfect balance
only one fire pokemon in the wild was my only real problem with it but the region seemed to have been designed around not too much need of fire pokemon anyways
also the place is really cold and wet so fire pokemon wouldnt really be able to survive there easily

The pacing was incredibly slow at times, and the HM count pissed me off.

I didnt mind slow pacing, but maybe thats because it was the only pokemon game that managed to immerse me beyond the numbers game.